Justin Garcia (on the science of sex)

21:14and still are not okay with asking anything about sex and relationships and gender and reproduction. But the second volume, when he started showing data about people's wives and mothers and sisters and daughters, this idea that women had sexual lives, that they wanted sex, that they craved pleasure, but only a quarter were regularly having orgasms. And it was not a symptom of hysteria. Yes, exactly. And it wasn't this sort of mental illness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That then people had a very different reaction. He lost funding. He lost funding from the Rockefeller Foundation at the time. Oh, really?

21:42And then there was a big court case that they had tried to ship 31 photographs in the mail. It still is used today as an example of academic freedom laws and censorship laws. It was a very influential case. It was called U.S. versus 31 photographs. Because when the government, in particular when something is seized by customs, the item is named in the court case. It was like U.S. versus candle. Oh, wow. So these funny cases. Sounds so stupid. I know, right? They were nude photos, and the government seized them because they said this violated obscenity laws. And the case ultimately over seven years determined that researchers had the right to have materials that some people might find objectionable for the sake of research.

22:21And it was settled in 1957. It's still really important for all sorts of researchers of all stripes. Kinsey did so much for us to be able to ask questions about our sex life. Even the fact that we could sit here and talk openly about love and sex, that we had to have people before us. who had to fight for that. Start that ball roll. Yeah. For the book burnings, do you know, was it equally shunned by men and women? Or was it mainly like men don't want to hear about women? Do you know? Thinking of pictures that I've seen, I don't know any numbers on it. And it was a mix. There were a lot of men.

22:53I'm almost thinking of like today's abortion debates, right? Where you see all these men and maybe that's where you're going. Yeah, just imagine like who's, I assume it's both. It was both. I was just going to say it's always counterintuitive, though, how many women participate in things that might not benefit them, but they're benefiting from the larger structure of the patriarchy. Yeah, we're all in a patriarchy. So there's trickle downs. Yeah. For some people, this idea that if you talk about your sex life, some don't want to talk about it for religious reasons, but then they maybe have to confront something.

23:24One of the things that came up, my colleague Judith Allen is a historian who studied Dr. Kinsey's work, but was a leading authority on the history of sexology as a field. And she argued one of the things that happened in the books was that when Kinsey would talk to couples and the researchers would talk to couples, and he brought in other researchers. He realized he was a biologist. He brought in anthropologists and sociologists and they had to have this team he assembled. And it was hours and hours of training because you had to be able to ask questions and not make someone feel judged. He wouldn't say, when was your last affair?

23:54He would say, how old were you the first time you had sex outside your marriage? Oh, wow. And it was really this focus of not invoking that shame. These behaviors happening all over the world. And so for some folks, there were sort of religious views or particular cultural views that shaped and shaded how they thought about their sexualities. And then for others, it was because, you know, I have pain with sex. I don't know who to go to for a resource. I just don't want to talk about it. But what Judith Allen found in her historical work was that when he talked to couples, and it's been turned into comedy bits since then, you would talk to a couple and women would say, oh, my gosh, my husband wants to have sex all the time.

24:30It's like all the time. He's scratching at the door. He wants to have sex. It's three times a week. And then you talk to the husband and say, well, my wife doesn't want to ever have sex. She's not interested. We barely have sex. We only have sex three times a week. Right. So sometimes the same activity, the interpretation of it could be different. I think what's challenging is we often don't have the tools or the comfort to talk about that. Yes. So we see these people showing up in the therapist chair, which is great. You're getting help. You're getting resources. You have a guide to talk through those.

24:56But they're not necessarily having conversations with their partners. about, is our sex life working for you? Is it working for me? We did a study at the start of COVID on people's romantic and sexual lives. And most of it was good news. Actually, we did several studies at the Kinsey Institute. We did one that showed that close to 85 % of married people, their marriage got better during the pandemic. Right. Because we only heard about the uptick in divorce rate. That was early on. And then it actually didn't increase all that much. But most marriages did better. There were some that really struggled.

25:24Or if you were in a relationship characterized by violence, for instance, you were really in trouble because you couldn't get out that easily. Worse than typical. Yeah, you're trapped. But most marriages, because you looked at your partner and you thought, this is the whole reason we did this, to weather uncertainty, to respond to storms. And you have this moment that you could look at each other and go, my gosh. We might die, but we're going to die together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fear of death. And so most marriages did well, but sexual frequencies decreased. We also found in another study. So also the frequency of masturbation decreased, which suggested that the desire had decreased.

25:57It wasn't just you were afraid of getting COVID from kissing your partner. And the one other piece I want to add on this is so the frequency decreased, but what we found was an increase in new behaviors. So when we looked, the variety was increasing. So about one in five people, it was the first time, it took being locked up in the pandemic, it was the first time they ever turned to their partner and said, is there anything we've never tried? Do you have any fantasies we've not talked about? Is it sexting? Is it a new behavior? I remember interviewing one couple and the woman said, my husband and I started having shower sex during the pandemic.

26:26and it was fun. And then as we were talking, she said, well, we really did it because it was the only place we got away from the kids for five minutes. Oh yeah, out of necessity. Out of necessity. But it was this idea that the pandemic was this horrible time for the whole world. But relationships, our romantic lives were this place that we were weathering that storm. And for most people, their relationships, even though if you were just bean counting and saying how much sex did you have in the last six months as the world was on fire, you would say, oh, maybe couples don't look so good. But actually, they were doing well.

26:59They were responding in all sorts of other ways. The relationship was doing well. Do you think part of that could almost be comparison? Like people in relationships had the wherewithal to know, like, I guess I'm glad I'm in a relationship. If I were alone, I'd be literally all alone in my house or apartment right now. Maybe there was some level of gratitude of understanding like, oh, I have people and that's good. I think it was gratitude. Yeah, and also this tension which your book confronts primarily is like this tension between your sexual desires versus your intimacy desires. So when you're out in the real world, you're A, observing your single buddy who just had a wild night and he's telling you about it.

27:40All these things that get pulled off of the table, I think helps you focus on why you give up all that stuff. Yeah. It's not even in your face as much. Speaking of being in your face, on the pandemic piece, we do a big study called Singles in America with Match every year. And what we found in that is a survey of 5 ,000 singles, one in four who had non-romantic roommates started a sexual relationship with them during the pandemic. Wow, one in four. It was a pretty high number, right? A quarter of people were. And it's boredom, it's safety. Companionship. Yeah, companionship. You're out of options.

28:11At least you're in your little pod. But it also was a moment that I think for a lot of people, we were looking around and seeing things we didn't see before. And it could be that you're trapped in the house and you have this roommate and say, I really enjoy living with you. There's all these things I like about you. I've never thought of you as a romantic or a sexual partner, but now that we're trapped here. Yeah, it's kind of the answer to, you know, we used to debate about this. If you're on an island. I was thinking the exact same thing. If you're on an island and there's one other person there, Dax is always saying, you will fall in love with them.

28:41It doesn't matter who they are. I'm like, no, I don't think necessarily, but maybe. We could turn to some of the work on arranged marriage. I think that kind of gives us some insights on that, that there has been some work that couples in arranged marriage long-term can have just as high relationship satisfaction and sexual satisfaction, even if you're kind of the only two on the island or the only two that your families decide you can marry. Now, the big myth about arranged marriage in the anthropological literature is most people can reject it. So there is this sort of sense that, I mean, I think that's why some of the reality shows of arranged marriages, the challenge is in the real world, people could say, hey, mom and dad, I'm not marrying that guy.

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31:05300 ,000 years ago, there was 100 other people to choose from. And now we have decision fatigue and anxiety, and there's too many options. And then you add the internet into that. Now I can see every girl from every town at all times. How do I know it's the best? There's been a lot of studies trying to understand how people are making sense of all this data in our dating lives. So more people meet on dating apps and websites than through any other venue. So if we ask Americans, we've asked them for the last 15 years in an annual survey, say, where did you meet your most recent first date? And the internet and apps is the most common way, more than church and school and family and friends and a bar.

31:40Last time I looked, it was four or 6 % met in a bar, whereas over 30 % are meeting from apps and websites. You go on and there's so many options. And what happens is the human brain, our mating mechanisms didn't evolve in that context to have that much data. And it's different kinds of data. So our ancestors, not only would they have a smaller pool to choose from, you knew family network. You had reputational. The true social network, the ancestral social network. And you had all this other information. So we're dealing with different information in today's environment. And one of the challenges we know is sometimes some psychologists call it cognitive overload.

32:14Some call it paradox of choice. There's different ways that researchers have talked about it. But the challenge is you go on the app and you start swiping and looking for partners. And there's so many. And what happens is even if you start a chat with someone, you're kind of quick to move on to the next one. because you say, well, I didn't like, I used two exclamation points. Who does that? Yeah, it wasn't perfect right out of the gates. So we're discounting perfectly reasonable partners because we have a sense of an unlimited resource. And then we're playing these sort of psychological games of saying like, oh, he has a picture of the puppy.

32:45I'll like him, it's caretaking. We found in one of our studies that people are looking at teeth as a way to assess your health and wellbeing because they're kind of picking little things from photos, shine and hair. Skin, I'm sure, yeah. So we're trying to pick information. But when we think we have so many options And particularly it's this idea when we think it's unlimited, the brain just can't turn the lever to say, we have to start making some decisions. And we know this from studies on foraging, how animals look for food in a food patch. If they have a sense that the patch is ending, that they could see the end of the bush of where there's fruit, then they might early on just look for the best thing.

33:19But then they start making some decisions. They realize it's running out. When you have a real sense of an unlimited resource, when the brain can't say we're running out, You never switch to this making decision mode. This is Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah. He's got unlimited resources. He's got literally unlimited resources. It's not his fault. I mean, he has resources himself, but unlimited options. No, people. Yeah. Virtually every option. Yeah. Three and a half billion options. And, yeah. So we struggle. So the challenge for so many of us is we have to grab the brain and just say, okay, I'm going to make a choice.

33:50So we have to do things. If we want to have more fun and more satisfaction with how we use these apps, I think we really have to do things and say, I'm going to start a conversation today. I'm going to swipe X number of people. You need a game plan. If you think it's just going to present itself to you, it's not. Yeah, because the apps are really introducing sites. They're not necessarily going to say, here's your person you're going to have a wonderful relationship with. There's too much dynamic that happens in the real world. And there's timeliness. It could introduce you to someone and say, well, you're great, but you're about to move to Paris for three years.

34:17I don't know if this is going to work. That's the real world for people. There's all these timeliness factors. There's geography. There's family. There's careers. So all of that stuff happens that the apps can't pick up, but they can connect with people that you maybe can have a relationship with. But then you have to kind of make this decision. One of my favorite studies in experimental design looking at app dating, online dating, and they gave people profiles. And the one group saw a smaller number than the other. I think the larger group saw 24 profiles. And then the other group, I think, saw six.

34:47And when they followed up with the participants in this experimental study, the people who saw fewer profiles were happier. Those that had more were in this, was the grass greener on the other side idea, this idea that, well, there was someone else I thought was attractive and maybe I should have talked to some of those others. That's just in an experimental design where you have all things considered, a relatively small number of more options. But we get stuck in this idea that maybe there's someone else out there that I should have interacted. And we forget the golden rule of relationship science.

35:20The grass isn't necessarily greener on the other side. The grass is greener where you water it. And that's the rule for relationships. What a beautiful sentence. And for a date, invest in that date. If you go on a date with someone, don't think about the hundred other options you have on your app. Get to know the person. Have a conversation. Ask about their childhood, about their lives, about their experiences. Invest in human connection. That's why one of the things we've been looking at in some of our studies are second dates and how important they are. I'm a huge advocate of second. Everyone's nervous on a first date.

35:47Go on a second date. Unless your gut really says, uh-uh. Really try to invest. Water the grass. Yeah. I was just going to say I think of the knee-jerk reaction to that scenario is that it's like there's some greed driving it. But I would imagine there's just as much of this loss bias we have. I deserve this great thing. It's like, what if I picked something that was less? It's this weird loss bias. We're just starting to collect some new data that's not in the book on this idea of self-actualization. And one of the things I think we're seeing is tied to this. More and more people are saying, I need to be perfect to enter a relationship.

36:24I need to bring this perfect self to a relationship. And you have to be perfect in a relationship. I'm going to be perfect. You're going to be perfect. The relationship's going to be perfect. So we focus so much on working on ourselves. And as a biologist, now all the therapists out there are going to say, yes, it's important. Not all of them. But I actually think we're working too much on ourselves. We're focusing so much on this idea. Now, sometimes it's real issues. Sometimes people are dealing with depression, addictions, exhaustion. They should clean those up. Yeah. But this idea that we need to work through all of our traumas or wants and our needs before we engage in relationships.

36:58Yeah, we got to come in perfect. The relationship should be the vessel with which we make mistakes, which we explore the world, we try new things with someone else, with the safety and comfort and partnership of another person. This idea that you have to enter your relationship and say, I know fully who I am. I want you to know fully who you are. How boring. Yeah, I was just gonna say how boring. And where are you guys going together? Nowhere. There's nothing to be improved upon. I can't learn anything from you because I'm perfect and you're perfect. You're not gonna learn anything from me. Yeah, and the more we wait, so more and more people are waiting and waiting and waiting.

37:28So we're delaying relationships. We have over 100 million singles in the United States today. So we've got over a third of the adult population. That's not necessarily a bad thing. Some people are very happily single. It's 40 % in the book, you say. Yeah. So we have a lot of people who are happy single and enjoying singlehood. But so many that we study and hear from are struggling with sort of moving in and out of relationships. Well, if you're waiting for everything to be perfect, that's a losing game. It's not going to happen. Yeah. Oh, the last thing I want to talk about on the Kinsey is the Kinsey scale.

37:56That's the other thing. Oh, yeah. Because I think prior to this work, we thought there were three brackets, basically. Yeah. So one of the great interventions from Dr. Kinsey in the first book was the Kinsey scale. And that was thinking about sexual orientation on a continuum. I think he thought about it that way because he was a biologist. Because in the natural world, everything's on a continuum. There's always variation. It's the ingredient that an evolutionist needs to do their work, that there's variation of trait. And it selects then on that variation. So this idea that sexual orientation was a continuum, at the time they argued zero to six, exclusively heterosexual, predominantly heterosexual, incidentally heterosexual.

38:33Ooh, what's incidentally mean? Every now and then? Every now and then. Young people today would say like heteroflexible, right? This idea that you're primarily heterosexual or the reverse, primarily homosexual, but then you have moments of maybe fantasy or a behavior or maybe it's kissing in a bar. Like bisexual? Sort of. Bisexual is an interesting concept and term. Sometimes people think bisexual people have to equally be attracted to men and women. That's not true. In fact, studies show that very few people are equally attracted to both men and women. And whether we use bisexual or some folks prefer other terms, there's so much new terminology on how we think about our sexual orientations.

39:09Some people use pansexual. They all have somewhat different definitions. So bisexual is this idea that you're attracted to men and women. Yeah, pansexual is you're attracted to people, not with regard to a particular gender or sex. So it's sort of like bisexuality. Sound very similar, but... That's an easy distinction for me to make. It's like I'm attracted to guys in this way and I'm attracted to women in this way versus the male-female thing isn't even a part of the attraction. Yeah, it's more like compassionate people. Personality. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, funny people. It's not like I'm in the mood for this or that.

39:44Yeah. Although if it's really smart people, then we say you're a sapiosexual, right? So there's all sorts of different... Ooh, sapiosexual. Is that what you are, Monica? Yeah, probably. Sapiosexual? I love smart people. Yeah, I really got it. This is an issue. And so Kinsey started this idea that we could think about sexual orientation. And again, he wasn't thinking about identity. In the initial studies, they were looking at behavior. So that continuum was based on how many male partners you had, how many female partners you had, how many male fantasies, female fantasies. And the researchers assigned people zero through six.

40:12Today, we would do a study. We might use the zero to six scale and you pick what you are. But at the time, it was a taxonomy. And can I dare ask, what did that average out to? When you look at the distributions, a majority would fall in the exclusively heterosexual. What we saw then and what we see even more now is some great work from Rich Seven Williams at Cornell University was looking at the mostly heterosexuals. And we're seeing more and more people who are falling in that category. And it's why you'll see reports for young people like today's youth is queerer than ever. and what we're seeing is young people, more and more of them are identifying as bisexual, pansexual, queer, LGBTQ in this broad sense.

40:49Part of that is this flexibility piece. They might primarily be heterosexual in their behavior and in the aspects of their identity, but we're seeing more flexibility, more openness to testing the boundaries of who they are and what they want. Yeah, like maybe even they haven't engaged in any behavior that's heterosexual, but they're just like, but I don't want to say I'm exclusively this because I don't know. Yeah, you're absolutely right. And in fact, when you look at the data, a vast majority who identify as queer haven't engaged in any same sex behaviors. Right, it's interesting. I feel compelled to repeat my favorite joke I've heard recently on the show English Teacher.

41:23Our lead identifies as gay. He goes to meet this female friend's new fiance and he immediately is like, this guy is gay. She's about to marry a gay guy and it's driving him nuts and they're at a party and finally he confronts the guy. And the guy goes, no, no, I'm 80 % gay and 20 % bi. And he goes, so you're 10 % straight. Yeah. But there's 10 % there. Yeah. Well, that was like the interview Barry Diller did not long ago, right? And he said he's attracted to his wife, but if it weren't for her, that he's attracted to men, right? But there was something about his attraction to his wife. It was targeted to a particular person.

41:58Yeah. Yeah. That's interesting. That's the beauty and I think the messiness of our romantic and sexual lives. As soon as there's a particular person at a time and a place. There's an incredible comedian named Rob McElhenney And his mother ended up marrying another woman He was talking to his mom about it And she said about her partner Oh, she's gay as hell But I'm not She's gay, I'm not She's the only one I like her, but that's the only one I like But she's gay as hell I'm not a lesbian, I'm just in love with Mary Yeah It's so interesting I have a colleague, not at the Institute Who is trans And what's interesting is she's been with her spouse since before the transition.

42:38So initially she was a man married to a woman. She transitioned, now she's a woman. And we often talk about the experience of trans people and how their relationships change and their sexualities often as a part of that change. We don't often talk about their partners if they're in long-term relationships. So her partner, is she a lesbian now, right? Exactly. Those are the questions. Yeah. And in that case, there's all sorts of arguments about sexual orientation is actually a little bit less stable than gender identities. there's some flexibility and it could be targeted to that person you might say well I'm not attracted to women but I'm attracted to you and I love you and I think for me that's a story of how pair bonds of love relationships can have this incredible power of dictating our sexual lives yeah I hate to say I'm curious about this but I am I am curious how more frequently a trans woman's partner is fine with that transition versus a trans man's partner interesting I don't know I think the social pressure and homophobia towards men is stronger.

43:38So I just wonder if that would be, I'm just curious. And that's couched in a lot of different things, particularly in our society, it's the history of HIV and AIDS. I mean, there's a lot of stuff that goes into that cultural pressure. Yes. But it is there. That's true for lesbian women too, but there have been quite a few studies from folks who study gender and sexuality that look at that, that look that there's some unique stigma that gay men face and in their relationships. And then how those relationships are supposed to look, this pressure of like, are there supposed to be roles? That's different.

44:06And sometimes in heterosexual couples, we fall into gender roles. Now, they change in all sorts of ways. As many of us know in our home lives, the gender roles are not often what you necessarily think they should be in all sorts of ways. Right. Okay, let's get into it. I mean, we haven't even gotten, I had some pre-questions before. It's so fascinating. I'm having too much fun. We got into the intimate animal, but I do want to address one thing, and I'm going to speed through two, and you really have to only answer the last, which is I imagine that this field in general probably struggled to be taken seriously.

44:37And I wonder how hard it was to attract great researchers because it seemed like a perverted pursuit. Did we lose a bunch? But mostly I want to go into why we're so uncomfortable. I mean, there's religion, of course. Do you have any other theory on why this topic? It's like tied with money is something that is like so impossible for everyone to talk about. I have my armchair theories, but I'm curious if you know data wise why this is the impossible topic. for people. And I'm curious what your theories are, because I think they're as good as all of them. I think our deepest insecurity is sex, that we will not be enough for our partner who we love and that we'll be incomplete in that way.

45:14And I guess because, again, we don't know how good everyone, I can watch someone play basketball and I can rank myself. If I see my wife's ex-boyfriend and I look at him, I have no way to understand, his competency is still a guess of mine. So it's like, A, we don't know where and we're social creatures who are obsessed with status and hierarchy. So where am I in this group? It's impossible for me to know. I'm scared. I'm terrible. And I just don't even want to fucking talk about it. That's one of my theories. Yeah. And we put this pressure of an outcome on our sexual activity. So you engage in sex with your spouse and you're saying, well, did I have pleasure?

45:51Did you have pleasure? Was this reproductive sex? Was it conceptive sex? Did we make a baby this time? How was the pleasure? Did you get the kind of pleasure you wanted? Was there any pain? And was that what you wanted? And maybe you want all of it. And was that what you wanted yesterday? Is it what you want today? So we put all this pressure on ourselves in terms of, are we having the kind of sex that we want to be having? Esther Perel, she's been talking recently, you know, these reductions in sexual frequencies. You know, maybe part of the issue is, are Americans in particular having the sex that they want to be having right now?

46:19And that happens all the time. That's not necessarily a new problem, but it does mean that there's a lot of pressure in terms of how we think about our sex. That pressure is a little bit different in a hookup or a casual sex encounter or sex with a sex worker because there's something else going on. We did a study on hookups and your expected outcomes. And we found that women in particular had very low expectations of orgasm and pleasure and uncommitted sex because they don't necessarily have the ingredients that we know are associated with. Communication. Communication. Often there's a lot of alcohol and drugs and casual sex, particularly for young people on college campuses.

46:54Don't necessarily know the person that well. There's not a lot of communication. There's often not a lot of foreplay, but it was the experience. So it wasn't that they didn't want the sex. It's just that their expected outcome from it wasn't necessarily what we think. Now, in a relationship, you look at your partner and you go, is that what you want? Is that what I want? Is that what we want? Where are we going with this? Is this about building our relationship? Is this just about having fun because it's a rainy Sunday? Is it because we're trying to reproduce? So there's a lot of pressure that goes into it.

47:20And some of that pressure comes from sometimes religious sources or cultural sources. because in the back of our mind, we're thinking about, okay, let's say you do want to start a family. You're thinking, okay, sex is for reproduction. I have this biblical thing I'm supposed to be able to do. What if we can't do it? What if it doesn't work the first time, the first month, the first six months? Well, welcome to many people today who are trying to conceive. There's weight that sits on our sexual lives. And then this other question of, is it better than a former partner? Is it better than what you watched on your TV binge?

47:49There's a lot of expectations that we have about our intimate lives. Now, I think that's true. both for the sex part and for the love part. So we have a lot of expectations about what is an argument supposed to look like? What is saying I love you supposed to look like? What is a kiss supposed to look like? What is cuddling supposed to look like? Some of it is from movies, pornography, or I just looked at some data yesterday that looking at the behaviors, for instance, in typical pornography, that you see high rates of women experiencing pleasure, but from behaviors that we know actually very few women associate with pleasure.

48:22Then you go and try it in your real life and you go, oh, that didn't work. You didn't like that. But I just watched a hundred clips of people who really liked it. This woman could not stop orgasming with the same, you're broken. Yeah, and we forget that part of sex for most people in our lives is it can be passionate. It could be fun. It could be funny. It could be silly. It could be smelly. It could be noisy. It could hurt your back. It could hurt your hips. You know, you pull your hair out. There's all sorts of fumbling that happens in our sexual lives that we don't talk about that. Right. We talk about all this stuff.

48:51We talk about orgasm rates and we talk about all these particular positions and we can go on social media and find hundreds of things. And some of it is advice, but so little of that advice gets into the real nitty gritty. When we study people's intimate lives, what's the real nitty gritty of the kids are sleeping and you've got the half hour and you can't make too much noise or you want to have sex with your partner, but the apartment is just so hot and you got to kind of let it cool down. Yeah, if you already have a hard time reaching orgasm, add footsteps in your household to the mix and the vague threat that someone's coming through the door.

49:22Or even if you've locked it, why is the door locked? Just add that. I love that because a little bit of stress, a little bit of risk, it can be exciting. That's why I remember the first time I taught a sexuality course, a student in my class said, Professor, why is sex in a car feel so much better? And I thought, well, that's a loaded question. I also thought, like, I'm over six foot tall. Don't speak for yourself. This idea that a little bit of risk or being caught can be exciting. But too much risk, too much stress, you actually get a different reaction. The nervous system responds differently.

49:55One of the things I've said, and I mentioned it in the book and other places, when we look at the natural world, we don't see two gazelle mating in front of a lion. And when our stress response is so ramped up, but you're in a burning building, you're probably gonna not stop and make out with your partner. But a little bit of stress, someone could walk in, the elevator door could open, a parkie could find you in your car. That can be arousing, but too much the nervous system then goes into a different response. You sort of go into the flight response. Now you're in the amygdala. This isn't arousing.

50:23You can't do it from there. Yeah. It's also not conducive to social behavior. So we were talking earlier about how mating and love and sex are a part of sociality. You're also not stopping to have a conversation in front of a lion or in front of a burning building. Right. Yeah. So part of what Steve Porges, my colleague at the Kinsey Institute, calls neuroception. For the brain to be able to engage in social activity, you need some degree of safety. And that's true for love and sex too. So part of all this messiness of sexual experience, the sounds and the smells and the feelings, is do you feel safe with the person you're having it with to explore all that together, to laugh through that together, to cry through that together?

51:02That's why it's so intimate because it is messy. Okay, so we start your book, finally, ding, ding, ding, The Intimate Animal, The Science of Sex, Fidelity, and Why We Live and Die for Love. You start by going with some colleagues to Pahrump, Nevada to visit some brothels. And I think you're probably intending to study one thing, and then the menu of options gets your attention. Yeah. I was in Las Vegas because we were collecting hormone samples in a legal sex club in Vegas, as one does when you're a scientist on the road. I mean, hormone samples is quite a sentence. Well, because there had been studies on the hormonal responses to sexual activity, but you get these laboratory effects.

51:39We were in a non-laboratory setting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you just draw blood after? We did saliva. We did salivary, testosterone, and estrogen. And that's what first brought us to Vegas. Then we decided to take the trip an hour out to Pahrump in the middle of the desert. And there's quite literally a menu. A woman who was giving us a tour takes us through. And I was so drawn to the last item, which was the most expensive item. I call it the white whale. $20 ,000. And you instantly think, well, what is that? What does it involve? I'm thinking a murder. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of like, oh, are the handcuffs made of silver?

52:11Do you get to take that to go? Yeah. Is it longer? Multiple people? And it turned out that the most expensive thing that people could purchase at a legal brothel was intimacy. The girlfriend experience. Oh, my God. So the most money you could spend was couching your sexual event in terms of pretend intimacy. So you would sit down, you'd get dinner, there was champagne, you had a table, you would be at the cabana on the other side of the pool. You went on a date. and typically sex would also be involved, but you were couching all of it in terms of this relationship. Oh my God. And it was this idea that if you hit it big in Vegas, you go out here, not just for an hour of something wild.

52:53Now that was on the menu too. People were doing that. But the most expensive thing, the thing that was really desired was couching that sex in this sort of relationship activity. Oh my gosh. And are you pretending like you already know each other or is it like first date? Like they're getting, I don't understand, you know what I mean? You're going to have to pony up the 20K That should have been your Christmas present. First dates are bad enough. Having to pay$20 ,000. Wow. Yeah, and you say, I mean, if we could just define quickly, so now what we're talking about, the intimacy is, in a nutshell, the experience of closeness, of feeling and being seen, heard, and known.

53:31Yeah. And the other thing I wanted to read that I wrote down is, we might not even recognize the need for intimacy as a biological drive, perhaps because it lives in the shadow of our other primal urge, our sex drive. So these are like distinct compartments of us, both essential and evolutionary. And so through this, you introduced this term intimacy crisis, that we're in an intimacy crisis. So how do we come to that conclusion? Other than the$20 ,000 price tag, which is a pretty good clue. Yeah, and in places like I think Japan maybe or some places, you just like go and you pay to cuddle. Yeah.

54:08Yeah. What's that like? I don't know. It's like makes me so sad. Yeah. But I also get it. Yeah. I almost did a study a few years ago at cuddle parties and I was also going to collect hormone samples. You fucking weirdo. You're a hormone kid everywhere you go. It's great. Whenever I hear something funny, like can I get a cheek swab or some saliva? Now my friends have to tell me like, leave your kit in the trunk at the next cocktail party. There's these different things popping up all over the world. There's cuddle parties. There's surrogates. I mean, there's sex surrogacy, which are often trained professionals, often work with people with disabilities on sexual activity.

54:41But then there's also these kind of cuddle surrogates where people are just cuddling. When we start to look around, there's all these little pieces of evidence that I think are telling us. So we talk a lot about this loneliness epidemic and a lot of studies showing psychological loneliness in studies. And one researcher suggests that psychological loneliness is as bad for your health as smoking a pack of cigarettes a day. There's that. But for me, that wasn't enough because I thought, well, how is it that we're talking about the psychological loneliness, but so many people, we have a lot of connections.

55:11We have a lot of people around. How can you be lonely in a crowd? The answer for me was about it was the type of relationships we had. So the depth of the connections we had. And that's where intimacy comes in, that people weren't feeling heard and seen and loved. Known to me is the most operative word. Yeah. God, do we want to be known? Sometimes psychiatrists talk about being witnessed. And it's this idea that, right, like we want someone to know. So we know we exist. That's the kind of evidence that we existed. Yeah. And vice versa, we want to know someone. I think one of the things in relationships is we want someone to know us and we want to know them.

55:45One of the deepest prides you can have, or at least speaking for myself, is to even know someone better than they know themselves sometimes is a very rewarding feeling. And I think a lot of partners know each other better than they know themselves. Yeah. Before I was traveling, I put out my wife's vitamins and I texted her this morning. I said, don't forget to take your vitamins. Oh, so sweet. I saw them. Thank you. I just know she'll forget, which is okay. And I do things that she fills in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's co-piloting, man. But do we feel like that can happen in not sexual or romantic relationships?

56:19Yeah. And I think that's where things get complicated and where we struggle to sort of make sense of these relationships that we can have close parents and children or best friends or siblings. We can have really close relationships with people we trust. And trust is a sort of a key component. It's a key component of romantic relationships too that we often don't talk enough about how important trust is. So we know we can have trust in relationships and that we crave that trust and that connection. Those are in our social, maybe what we'll call friendships, right? These sort of social friend relationships, attachment, bonding types of relationships.

56:51Yeah. And then we can have these sexual relationships where we're attracted to someone and the sort of lust systems are going on. And then we have these attraction, passionate love systems, and it's really both. So if you talk to people who are passionately in love, yes, they have this sexual desire for their partner, but they also have a deep friendship with their partner. They can exist in isolation, but the special sauce that I think so many people are looking for that they desire in their relationships is that combination. Can I have someone that I'm both attracted to and feel this sense of lust and someone I feel I can really trust.

57:25Sometimes those two systems are in conflict with each other. Right. As you say, we are socially monogamous creatures, kind of, in general, and we are not necessarily sexually monogamous. So there's quite a bit of tension there. So yeah, break down the difference between those two. So when we compare ourselves to the other primates we were talking about or other organisms, only about 3 % of mammals engage in this so-called social monogamy, form intense pair bonds. If we're talking about mammals in general, we would use expressions like mutual territory defense, mutual nest building, dual parental care.

57:58So we engage in those behaviors, about 15 % of primates. In humans, we would call that romantic love, this bonded relationship. Now, often we talk about monogamy, people just talk about monogamy. But for biologists, there's two different mechanisms when we talk about monogamy. There's social monogamy, which is the relationship structure, that territory defense, nest building, caretaking, support of each other. Kind of a shared identity. There's something about that shared identity. Yeah, there's one psychological study called the inclusion of the other and self. And you can actually take these two circles and you can ask couples as they get closer together where they start to overlap more.

58:36And often in long-term loving relationships, you have a shared sense of self. You have the we. I also think it's why it's so important when we think about relationships, when we think about the science of relationships and also just functionally, how we have healthy and satisfying relationships. One of the things that's really helpful for me is to recognize there's three entities in every relationship. There's me, there's you, there's us. And sometimes they all have different things. Sometimes the us needs something that I don't really want right now. Maybe you don't even really want right now, but for our relationship, our life, to be what we want, we're thinking about that.

59:08And there's always at any given time there's you, there's me, there's us in our relationship. Yeah. For me, it's like crazy pronounced in a very rare way, which is I am me, I'm an actor, I go do things. I might be in commercials by myself. And then my wife is that thing. And then there's the us in a commercial, which is a very specific thing. And it's not either of us independently, but I think rarely does someone experience like something so dramatic and obviously a shared identity, which is like, there's this other category. If you call to hire us, it's like, what do you want? Do you want Kristen?

59:39Do you want tax? or do you want them? I don't know. It's unique. Yeah. Stay tuned for more Armchair Expert, if you dare.

59:57For biologists, when we talk about monogamy, we talk about social monogamy, the pair bond, and then sexual monogamy, which is fidelity. And few species that engage in social monogamy are always sexually monogamous because there is often an evolutionary advantage to having some diversity among your offspring. But if you're socially monogamous, attaining that diversity often comes at the cost of damaging your relationship and your pair bond. There's this tension between a desire for sexual novelty and sexual variation and excitement and at the same time, the safety and comfort of the long-term relationship bond.

1:00:35So I think that when we think of everything from being single and first dating and starting a relationship, maintaining a relationship, finding love again if you fall out of a relationship, that the tension between those two forces, that desire for a long-term bond and that desire for novelty, that explains a lot of the ups and downs of our relationships, a lot of the challenges. And it's rooted in something fundamental for biologists who study social behavior and mating, it's that when we talk about these issues of monogamy, there's two different things. What are we talking about? Yeah, are you talking about sexual fidelity or are you talking about a relationship structure?

1:01:10Yeah. Now, the relationship, one tries to impose the other, which is interesting. If you're in sexual relationship with someone, we see this in the Friends with Benefits studies that often people want it to turn into a long-term relationship. You're in a relationship with someone you often expect there to be. Not always. We've done studies on consensual non-monogamy. And I'd argue it's gotten only blurrier over the last 70 years where marriages were primarily a social structure to create children and support a woman and the man worked and all these dynamics. Whereas now you are with more and more two independent people choosing to be together that don't need one another.

1:01:49I just feel like that complicates it even further. There's kind of two things that are going on that are wild. On the one hand, we don't need resources from partners in the same way. So not as many women are marrying because they need male breadwinner provided. Which again, this is brand new for humans. Yeah. And we went from we needed a whole extended family to not die to, oh, we could get this done with five people. So now you can get it done individually. It's all so radically different from how we were designed. So our species has been pair bonding for over 4 million years. And now suddenly this idea that how this looks is so different that on the one hand, we're saying, okay, you might be forming these pair bonds, but what you want to get out, what you need to get out of them is different.

1:02:28On the other hand, we also see what Eli Finkel calls the all or nothing marriage or the suffocation model of marriage, the academic term, is that you can turn to your partner and you say, I want everything in this one person. Esther talks about this a lot. Yeah, take care of me when I'm sick and then want to have sex with me the next morning and then make me laugh and make me intellectually stimulated. And I'm doing this triangle on my lap because I'm thinking about the Maslow's hierarchy, right? And you want your partner to fill up that whole pyramid. And that's not realistic because you just set yourself up for constant disappointment as opposed to having the village, as opposed to having friends and family and the community.

1:03:03We have expectations of partners that are often unrealistic today, but that includes in these domains of when we think about this tension between social and sexual monogamy, that tension looks a little bit different in the modern world where we're saying, okay, I want to have this person. I want to have this intense love bond with this person. And I don't want to share it with anyone else. you're saying about your partner, but then your partner is saying, I wanna have everything. I wanna have this intense bluff bond with you too, but I wanna also go experience the world. Yeah, so I will never be able to ask someone that would better be able to answer this question, but I'm so curious.

1:03:37And we gotta, of course, define better. I know this is a very tricky word, but I'm always so curious, what is better for long-term outcome for it to be in private and secret or to try to attempt to have some arrangement. Like this thing exists. We know statistically many, many people are not faithful, I guess, or whatever term you want to use. And I just wonder which one's supposed to work better. When I see people attempt the latter, which is like we're going to open it up. I mean, I definitely see some pretty predictable outcomes of that. And then you go like, oh, I wonder if it's better in France, you know, or it's just like it's a secret and it's this.

1:04:17Do we know which approach is better? are also clear. People find out and they get divorced. Yeah. Well, no, like, was it Mitterrand's mistress came to the funeral? Like, there's these famous cases in France where it's like, the mistress is at the funeral and no one gives a shit. And it's like, oh, well, that's culturally different. When we look at those cases, they don't necessarily represent most of a population. So sometimes we're looking at cases of people with a lot of resources or celebrity status or who kind of occupy a different role in the sort of social scene that things are tolerated differently.

1:04:47So often I'll have historians say to me, well, you know, you talk about the biology of love, but in the Middle Ages, people got married for land, except peasants. Peasants always married for love because their families didn't have land to swap. So you're talking about a certain sect of society. And trying to blanket statement the entire group. But let's say the goal. Yeah. He wants an answer. He's like, give me. Well, let's say the goal was to stay in the pair bonding for life. And then you know there's going to be infidelity. what approach yields a better result? One is question of life. Should your relationship be for life?

1:05:22One of the things I'm curious about is a lot of people set that as their metric for success. I remember I ended a relationship with someone years ago and I said, it was a great run. Yeah, yeah. You're like, what? What kind of? You jerk. I was like, yeah, I was like, no, I mean, it was a great run. I'm not piegow poker. What do you mean you run a good run? We were both crying, but it was like, you know, it's a good run. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so yeah, let's unpack this. So there's a question of better. I don't think infidelity is inevitable for all couples. Right. I think there's some couples that experience it, struggle with it.

1:05:48And there's two ways we can think of sexual encounters outside of a relationship. I paused on saying sexual encounters because sometimes it's emotional. Sometimes there's other kinds of infidelity. So one is this case of infidelity when that's where it's not allowed. We have an expectation in our relationship or our marriage that it's us, that we're socially and sexually monogamous. Someone steps outside that. That's a transgression. It's a violation of the relationship. And there's all sorts of stuff that ends up happening, right? There's shame. Family gets involved. Sometimes lawyers get involved.

1:06:17Because what's happened is there's been betrayal for the contract that you had. I don't mean a legal marriage. In some cases, yes. It's really about that's not what we were doing. That's not what we agreed. Yeah, yeah. And that can be really hard to overcome in a relationship because it's viewed as how many rules do we have for our relationship? And if this is one of the few and you've broken it. So the issue with infidelity is really about trust. Yes. And some couples will work through to try and get over that and work through it. And that could be a challenge. I remember talking to one couple who he had cheated on his wife 20 years ago.

1:06:48They were dating at the time. They were in college at the time, actually. When they got in a really bad argument, she would still say, you're a cheater. And he said it was 20 years. So I want to get back to Monica's point, but also, Dexter, you said you encapsulated an enormous amount of literature on infidelity and everything you just explained. That's that there are dozens of studies that look at sex differences and responses to infidelity. And we know that on average, men are more upset by sexual infidelity. They're more concerned with this idea that in heterosexual cases, men are upset that their female partners are having sex with other people.

1:07:19Evolutionary argument is, what if they have a kid that's not theirs, that's genetically not theirs, that that infidelity results in siring offspring? Women, on average, are more upset by their husbands having sex with other women and this idea that the husbands will end the relationship. Remember, in a context, like we were saying earlier, in a historical context, where women were more dependent on resources. Yeah. So we used to say that men were more upset by sexual infidelity, women more upset by emotional infidelity, and in fact, they were more concerned with those suites of issues. But then there were a series of studies that started to question those findings.

1:07:50And they said, well, what about if we gave people a third option in all these studies and said, I'm equally upset by both? And what you find is that underneath that, underneath that men are asking questions about sex, women are asking questions about emotional connection, that they were actually upset about the same thing. And that's that each assumed when women were saying, well, I'm concerned about this emotional infidelity and the connection. But then came because you're having all this sex with this person you're connected to. And when men said, I'm concerned about this sex and how good were they?

1:08:19How big were they? Because you're in love with that guy that you're having sex with because he's delivering all these things. I guess it's like they both have fear of being left. And then what mechanism are they focusing on that will drive them away? Yeah, the rationale for it. So we know that infidelity can be really devastating for couples. And some get over it, many do. We did a study on motivations for infidelity though. And I think this was really helpful for us to better understand what was going on. And there's what's called the deficit model of infidelity. And that's that people think that you engage in infidelity because your relationship, there's a deficit, it's not enough.

1:08:52We did a new study fairly recently. We found eight different reasons and almost none of them had to do with deficit issues. A lot of it was situational. And so I often think about how people will sometimes say, well, how do I prevent infidelity in my relationship? What do I do to protect my relationship? I travel a lot for work. You guys travel a lot for work. And I think if you know that you don't want to engage in infidelity, don't put yourself in situations that are challenging to your relationship. Yeah, if you're trying to stay off crack, don't swing by a crack house. Exactly. You want to think we have the capacity with these big prefrontal cortexes to think about our relationships and think about how do we protect them?

1:09:28How do we... Safeguard it all. Safeguard is a perfect way to say it. And that could be, you know, don't go out dancing to three in the morning. you want to try to preserve your marriage. Doesn't mean you can't. I'm sure people are going to say, oh, I'm entitled to go out with my friends. You are. Everyone's entitled to do whatever you want. But when we think about what are maybe the unexpected challenges to our relationships, we know that a lot of infidelity is situational and unexpected. One study of men who committed infidelity, more than half of them said, I wasn't this kind of guy. I think it was two thirds said, if you would ask me a year ago, I would say I'd never commit infidelity.

1:09:58I'm not that kind of guy. Well, what happened? And it's often not the relationship. More often than not in our studies, It was something about situations people were putting themselves in. Yeah, context. Again, we have this illusion of being an immovable self that doesn't change. We are who we are everywhere we're at. And we know for certain we're completely different people everywhere we're at. So it's like, yeah, the person that made that declaration sitting in that environment was truthful. Yeah. And then the other person was in this situation. All of a sudden, we've got a little different shade of that self.

1:10:29Exactly. And I still haven't answered your question. So that's the part of infidelity. Then the other part of this story is what we would call consensual non-monogamy or open relationships. And I use the term cautiously. I'm picturing my friend, Dr. Wednesday Martin, saying right now, don't use consensual non-monogamy because she'll argue who's consenting to it, really. But the term CNM is sort of the contemporary term for open relationship, an umbrella for everything from swinging to an open marriage. Consensual non-monogamy is a term in the academic literature a lot. Some people will use negotiated non-monogamy, a bunch of different terms that we could use.

1:11:00But I think it's a good point that Wednesday brings up of are both partners really consenting to this and makes an assumption about open marriages. And is the third person consenting? Yeah. And sometimes they don't even know. We found in one of our studies in a national sample and we replicated it was about 20 percent of Americans have at some point had an open relationship. No kidding. That month. That is a lot. Because I've been very public about having been in an open relationship for nine years. And I think I'm the only person I've ever heard say that out loud. And that's insane. I would have guessed I was one of 300.

1:11:32A lot experience it very short term and often when they're young. Doesn't bode well for how well they work. Well, that's the other part of it. So we know that about a quarter, you nailed it, right? We know that about 21 % of them being exact in our studies found that they have tried this, but how many are actively in it? And that number is less than 5%, which suggests that for most people, it doesn't work. I'd love to hear how you frame it too. It takes a different kind of work. It does. And I think the structure is so incredibly important with how successful it'll be. Ours was very successful.

1:12:06I mean, nine years we lived together. We slept in the same bed every night together. We had a wonderful life together. And I don't think that was necessarily the big reason we broke up. But what I can admit to immediately is for me, the sexual relationship and a long-term relationship is so challenging and requires so much vulnerability and so much communication that if you can be satiated in the much easier way, it's going to be hard to not pursue that and lax on the servicing of your primary relationship. If I had to say the biggest downside of it all was we probably did not work on our own sexual relationship the way we would have had we been monogamous.

1:12:46Because there were these other outlets. It's easier. I don't have to be vulnerable. I don't have to say this doesn't work for me. I don't have to worry about hurting your feelings. Those are all hard things. And if I have an easier option, I'm a lazy human. I'm going to do that. I would actually argue that it's work. I think that there's a lot that goes into trying to do that in a society that that's not the typical way we structure our relationships. There's a lot of emotional, mental work. And we can look at different pieces of folks who have open relationships, but also cultures where people have multiple marriages and multiple spouses.

1:13:16It takes a lot of negotiation. And even in those cases, when we look at societies, now there's certain like religious groups that have polygamous marriage. But when you look at societies where, let's say, men can have multiple wives or the few that women can have multiple husbands, there's often a lot of rules about how you think about, okay, I got a gift for this spouse. I have to get a gift for that spouse. I had sex with this one. I have to have sex with that one. When we look at open relationships, there's something called compersion that can happen, is that you have new partners that enter the picture and you focus so much on that one.

1:13:44And sometimes you can forget about cultivating the relationship. But for me, what's so insightful about when we look at open relationships, for me, it reconfirms this argument about social and sexual monogamy because at its core, what we see more often than not, not for everyone, but more often than not, is trying to negotiate around a primary relationship. Now, some people, like people who are polyamorous, would argue that they have multiple love bonds. What I see in practice when we look at the data is that people are often negotiating around primary relationships. And I think that those people that are really able to do it differently, I'm convinced that their brains work a little bit differently.

1:14:20Not broken, just different. So you're saying you think in poly relationships, for the most part, even though it's stated, these are all equal relationships, mostly they're not. Yeah. So I think when people talk about poly in the broad sense, now when you actually go to a poly community, they'll often say, no, that's not really how it works. But when we talk about it broadly, there's this sense that it's equal love for everyone. In some ways, that's hard for the human brain. So when psychologists define romantic love, they use expressions like obsessive thought, intrusive thinking, focused attention.

1:14:51It's pretty darn hard to have that for multiple people. Right. Not just going from like day to day to have it, but just to try to carry that at any time. So what we really see when we kind of look under the hood a little bit and these relationships is there's often a primary. Or you'll see people will say, well, I have three spouses or I have three relationships, but it's Veronica who I'm with for 20 years. She's the one I really go to when I'm in trouble. Or it's Bill who he really understands. If I'm sad, it's only Bill that can kind of get me out of that. There's something unique about a pair bond.

1:15:22And I think in cases of polyamory and less so in sexually open relationships where it's just having other sex partners. But in poly, it's not that there's not pair bonding. It's that there's a series of pair bonding. Right. But there's often one, I would argue there's a hierarchy. There are some people who disagree with me, But that's what we're seeing in a lot of our research. I think that's like a question they ask it on The Bachelor all the time. Can you be in love with two people at once? A lot of people have different answers on that. But I kind of think maybe research suggests no. There are people who can.

1:15:55I think for the vast majority of people, it's pretty darn hard to be romantically in love with more than one person at a time. Again, it's all about context. Are all three of you living together? Yeah, that would be very expressed in my opinion. that hierarchy. Are you in China half the year and in Russia half the year and you have a partner in China and you have a partner in Russia? I do think that might be equal. It's like you're kind of in two different monogamous relationships. I mean, functionally, essentially you said this sort of don't ask, don't tell. Some of that we see are when couples are physically separated.

1:16:28Also, if you're on the road a lot for work, because part of what we also know is that our mammalian ancestry desires is physical touch and connection. So when you can't get that from your primary partner, you might say, well, you're the one I go to with all my secrets. You're the one who I have this deep bond with. You're the one who I love, but I also have this other stuff that I need. Yeah. I want to eat at Houston's, but if there's not one in the town, I'm in, I'll go to the next best steakhouse, you know? But again, next best. I think that's sort of the whole point is like that's next best.

1:16:57And then, you know, it's like push comes to shove. Your jobs in China and Russia, they all go away. You have to pick a place. You're going to pick that primary relationship. Yeah. Where are you going to eat? Where are you going to put your head down at night? Yeah, exactly. People are trying to navigate this. Now, when you're in certain cultural systems that permit it, that's different. But what's interesting is even in cultures where people can have multiple spouses, a vast majority, some of the anthropological evidence suggests about 85 % of people still partner off socially monogamously. So even if it's permissible, it's not something that's done by everyone.

1:17:30Yeah, if you look at hunting and gathering societies, you are generally probably pair bonded with someone of the same status. And then you might have had multiple wives that were lower status. There would be a social status hierarchy among the wives, which is fascinating. Yeah, interesting. You bring up this point of status because we also know that that goes a lot into both trying to choosing partners and trying to maintain partnerships. And does your status change over time? There was a study out of the University of Michigan that when people are on dating platforms that they often look for a partner that's 25 % higher in mate value.

1:18:04Researchers assign mate value to it. So we kind of punch above our weight, as it were. Sure, why not? Shoot for the stars. Exactly. This is a context where you all should be aspirational. Yeah. But there comes a point when you want to say, okay, you've been aspirational. You also have to get realistic about mating is a market. You bring a bunch of different things to the table. And it could be your physical traits, your intellectual traits. It could be financial resources. I think that's fine. I've often had people ask me, well, how do I know that they love me and it's not my money? Or what if it's just the sex?

1:18:33Or if they're a fan of the show. Yeah, exactly. And they watch it all the time. So you've wandered into an argument. She has a rule she would never date a fan of the show. It's not a rule. It's just I'm just not attracted to that. My two points are like, A, you're not a character on a TV show. They're actually seeing you, which is already like I can see where you're the lead of a karate film and someone falls in line and you're like. Yeah, you're not that. There's some fraudulence feeling. But in this case, it's you. And then my other point is like, and maybe they come for that, but you can't stay for that.

1:19:05What do you think about that? Well, I think there's two elements. Is it like a fan who tracks you down and says, I've watched every episode? It's not a nut. It's like a normal person who likes the show and is attracted to Monica. That's a hard line. It's not a hard line. He made it a hard line. No, if they lead with I'm such a fan, that is a harder thing for me to overcome. But it doesn't mean it can't happen. It's just like, okay, because it really is like, yes, you know me. You don't. You think you do. You know a lot about me. You know a lot of things about me. But as we talked about earlier, knowing someone, really, really knowing someone is not.

1:19:44Is that maybe part of the trigger is they come in with the familiarity that they know you, but you're like, I haven't allowed you to know me. Not to mention, I don't know you. So immediately it's like there's a weird imbalance. And yeah, there's an over-familiarity that comes from them. You feel vulnerable. They know all these things that you don't. Yeah, or they're talking to me like we've been on 84 dates and I'm like, I don't know anything about you. Are you a murderer? I'm not ready to talk to you about it. I don't know. It's complicated. I have a thought exercise. So what if not, I'm a fan of the show, but you know that episode three weeks ago I heard what you said and it was really thoughtful and I thought you brought up some points that I'd never heard anyone else bring up.

1:20:27That's much better. Tip to listeners. Yeah, the part. One of the things we're going to send Monica's information is available. So this idea that one of the things we know we tend to be attracted to people that we think are attracted to us. So it's actually one of the strongest things. That is not how I am. Well, but in long-term relationships, it's why it's really important to let your partner know. sometimes we can get in a routine and we just say like, of course I'm attracted to you. I live with you. Duh. But to really wake up and say, you know, you're whatever that attraction is. If it's physical, you look beautiful, you look handsome.

1:20:56You're so smart. Affirmation. But in dating, yeah, those affirmations in early dating can be important of letting someone know why you like them. Yes. And I think that there's a difference, right? That's fair. Of this, like, I followed you. I'm a fan. And I don't know that we want fans in our relationship. Exactly. Well, we don't. Did they hear you? Back to what you said earlier. Did they witness what you were saying? I agree with you. you shouldn't be a fan of your partner. I get asked this all the time in interviews, like you must be so blown away. And I'm like, no, I don't look at my wife like you do.

1:21:23And I don't think that would be healthy. But I admire and I respect her. Okay, I generally do a much better job at servicing people's book. And your book is phenomenal. But I think the easiest way for me to lay this out is I think the way you design the chapters says a lot. because it goes in progression, in my estimation, of a relationship. Yeah. So it's need, which we talked a lot about. We've talked a lot about evolution and biology. Crave, search, date, mate, nest, stray, break, care, and love again. This is like the full gamut of what we could expect when exploring intimacy. And so I guess, is there of any of those topics, one that we haven't hit that you would hope that people would know is in there?

1:22:17I think for me, the reason I was so excited to write this book was when we look at all this literature, all this evidence that we have in my lab at the Kinsey Institute in the field of sex research and relationship science. And how does it all come together? And using this evolutionary lens, how does it all come together to understand that we are this intimate animal, that our romantic lives, some of the most consequential decisions we make in our life as the partners we're with and how long we stay with them, the things we do with them, the experiences we have with them, that there is a science behind it.

1:22:47And if we know that science, we can enjoy it a little bit more. It could be more satisfying. We also know what to look out for. And we also know, so the breakup chapter. For me, understanding this idea of the pain that comes with romantic dissolution and rejection, to understand there's a science behind it. Yeah, tell us what that science is. Yeah, we'll have to end on a happier note. But I think this is an important part. Well, you're dispelling these stereotypes right out of the gates, which is like women mourn longer and they take it harder. Men mourn longer. Men are much more likely to commit suicide after a breakup than women.

1:23:17And women are more likely to end the relationship than men? So there are predictable patterns that we see in the academic literature and there's evidence that we see. But breakups are so intense. And actually, colleagues of mine put people who had just gone through a romantic dissolution into an fMRI brain scanner. Oh, yeah. And when they look at the brain, first they see pain. When people tell you that they're experiencing heartache and they feel pain, they have physical pain. It's in the nervous system. It's in the brain. But it also looks like someone, when you show them pictures of their beloved, it looks remarkably like someone going through cocaine withdrawal.

1:23:47Wow. So this idea that when you take away a partner, even if they're the one who did the breaking up, This idea that when you separate a parapon, Mother Nature helped us evolve, right? These intense parapons. And they're so intense that when you try to break them, you know, she takes her pound of flesh. It hurts. That is a testament to what people go through when they go through breakups. And so often we'll say, oh, just get back on that horse or stop talking about him or her or them. That's not necessarily good advice. And one of the things I write about in the book is I wish that we gave ourselves more grace to mourn the end of a relationship.

1:24:22We do if someone dies, right? It seems to be culturally acceptable. Someone dies, you can mourn them. You can have their picture up for a couple of years. But if you just go through a hard breakup, this idea that you're not supposed to talk about them as if you didn't have this love relationship that influenced so many things in your life. Do you think some of this is driven by the timetable we feel like we're on? I'm in so much pain, this relationship ended. But also I'm 29 and I got to meet the next person within the next year so that I know I'm with them so I can start having kids. Do you think there's this pressure that makes that seem like a pragmatic and smart decision to just keep it moving?

1:24:56Yeah. So we do know that there are patterns depending on age. So when you're in your reproductive years, sometimes researchers will say there's more pressure to sort of move on. On average, there's more pressure to move on kind of quicker. My biggest panic at the end of that nine-year relationship is we were going to start having kids when she hit 30 and I was 31. And that was the plan for nine years. And we broke up virtually right then. And I went, oh, my God, my whole plan for having children, which I know I want more than anything, it just went away. Oh, no. I love that you bring this up because I think the mistake is that that is a pressure that women alone have.

1:25:25And we know that's not true. Women have different pressures. There's realities of biological clocks. Now, with technology, there's different ways to work around that. If you have the resources, again, to work around them. But we know that men have it, too. I'm really interested in this idea. I remember a bunch of my guy friends all around the same time all had this sort of like baby fever in our kind of mid-30s. And everyone's like, I want kids. Like, I haven't heard about this. I haven't watched this movie. Yeah. But there was this desire to kind of find the right relationship. And men saying to each other, like, well, I don't want to be too old at graduation.

1:25:54I want to still be able to run around a park. Now, we had a long runway. In some ways, it brings some benefits often of wisdom, sometimes financial resources. And you have the maturity, the patience. And we're seeing more and more of that pushing back reproduction. So when we think about the consequences of these relationships or the different points in our life. So sometimes we're reproductive years, we might try to move really quickly. But we're seeing more and more evidence of people who are dating and having sex late in life after 55 and 60. There was one study of a retirement community of like men in a retirement community.

1:26:26And it was like one guy for every like four women. The village. Yeah. And then you see high rates of sexual activity. High rates of sexually transmitted. Yeah. That plays the village in Okeechobee, Florida or whatever. The highest rate of STD. These are myths. People are fumbling through just like teenagers. Yeah. Fumbling through. Which I think in some ways there's something. Oh, it's adorable. It's adorable. How at every part of our life, the pull of love and sex, the pull of intimacy, really, and whether there's more or less sex involved, but the pull of this connection, of this intimate connection with another person is with us all through these different stages, through the pain of breaking up, through the excitement of first love, late in life where we're sometimes doing it again.

1:27:07Doing it again comes with different challenges. Often, by definition of doing it again, we tend to be older, so we're often looking at people who are sometimes in 30, but often we're looking at 50, 60, 70, 80, different challenges in relationships and how the body ages, including sex is different and what happens after menopause. A lot of attention to that now. And same for men with erectile functions as we get older. So all sorts of stuff going on on that front. My colleagues, the late anthropologist Helen Fisher and Amanda Gesselman at the Kinsey Institute, we had been looking at different age patterns, both for dating and sexual activity.

1:27:37And what we found as people got older, they were least likely to settle. They were a bit more sure of what they wanted and needed in their relationship partners if they're dating again. But also what we found is when we looked at orgasm, actually, and sexual activity, that although sexual activity decreased as we age, for women in particular, for both men and women, if you control for sexual dysfunctions and medication use, medications that often have sexual side effects, you don't get this precipitous decline in sexual satisfaction. And women in particular, when they hit menopause, there was actually a slight uptick in orgasm.

1:28:10So that's paradoxical maybe if you're thinking, that's not what we think about what happens to the body. But what was also happening was people were changing their behaviors. They were engaging in more foreplay. They were maybe using lubricants, maybe using hormonal replacement therapy. So on average, they were doing things that had they done 40 years ago, more foreplay, probably would have had higher orgasm. But now they kind of had to because the bodies were changing. So it's a mixture of experience and how our bodies change. And I think later life, love and sex has a lot to teach us. When I used to teach in the fall semester, I'd tell my students, when you go home for Thanksgiving, ask your grandparents about their advice on love and sex.

1:28:45And they'd be like, are you crazy? I used to say that Dean was a friend of mine. I said, one day, I know I'm going to get called in your office for this. Yeah, exactly. Some alumni, big donor. You want to explain to me why my grandkid just came home from your university that I'm funding and asked about my love life with their grandma? That was the director. I'm not in the classroom anymore. You can do whatever you want. No, I get it. Well, Justin, my gosh, this was like wind in the sails. This was such a fun episode. It makes me want to keep doing this job until I'm dead. The book is The Intimate Animal, The Science of Sex, Fidelity, and Why We Live and Die for Love.

1:29:20And I hope everyone reads it. It's beautiful. You're wonderful. What a delight to meet you. Yeah, thanks for coming. Yeah. That's so much for having me. It was great. All right. Be well. Stay tuned for the fact check. It's where the party's at.

1:29:38Happy anniversary. Oh, it's the anniversary. This is too much stuff is happening today. No, it's for our anniversary. Oh, this is for our anniversary. Well, you know, it's like one of those you make it work. Happy crossover. Yeah. Happy accident. But we are going to be joined live. I feel like we're doing a telecast. Like we're going to talk to someone on a mountain reporting on a snowstorm. Winnaloo is going to be joining us. The creator of Connections, our favorite game. She's a cross puzzler. She does it all. She does it all. And we're going to find out, as you guys know, we have a theory that perhaps she winked at us.

1:30:13You have a theory. I have a theory. I'll stand by it. And then I will not share the glory if I'm right. Because you'll have been on the other side of the fence. Yeah, that's fair. Okay. I was excited to share the glory. Oh, no. No, we're on opposite sides of the spectrum here. We're going to find out. Okay, great. But also we're just so excited to talk to her. Yeah, how does she do this? Happy anniversary. Let's talk to Winna. Okay. Here comes Winna. I'm nervous. Me too. Hello? Hi. Can you hear us? Hi. Yeah. Yeah, can you hear me? Yes. Oh, my God. And it's Winna, right? Not Wina. We messed that up.

1:30:49It's Winna. We messed that up a lot. I'm so sorry. No, not at all. You want to see? Oh, there's a puppy. What's cute is this is Polo. Polo. Does Polo help you write your puzzles? Polo's my muse, yeah, for sure. Oh, my God. I'm starstruck. I am too. I am too. I feel like we've crossed, like, we've entered a different dimension. Like, Winna exists in another dimension where the New York Times exists. Yes. But now we're here in the same dimension-ish. It's our eight-year anniversary, so we're really happy to have you. And it's also your thousandth. You just had your thousandth episode, right? Yes.

1:31:30So congratulations. We're bordering on too self-congratulatory because we had a thousand and now we have eight. I know. And so we're going to, we'll just let everyone know. We're going to cap it at celebrating after today. Well, it's not our fault. There's just so many good things happening. So many milestones. So, Winna, would I be right to assume you're living in New York? Yes, that's right. And how long have you lived there? I was actually, I grew up here. Really? What part of town? Always on the east side of Manhattan. So I grew up on like 23rd and 2nd and just kind of moved around. And what did mom and dad do?

1:31:59My parents are in the radio business. They're in, yeah, mostly Chinese radio. Chinese radio. That's cool. The original podcast. Yeah. Can they get us big in China? I feel like that would really move the needle. It would. I think the stations are here, so no. Okay. Well, can you get us big in New York? Because that would also be good. Yeah. Well, I think she's trying. I think she's trying. Okay. Now, of course, I want to find out how you've come to be a puzzle creator. Yes. And then, of course, we have a billion dollar question at the end. But yeah, what is the route one takes to where you're at?

1:32:42And also explain all your duties as a puzzler. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, it's sort of a niche job being a puzzle editor. And I think I came into it through crosswords. So I joined the Times in 2020 as a crossword editor, which is something that I still do. And so all of the puzzle editors at the Times, in addition to like managing their own games and projects, also, we all work on editing the big crossword together. And so that it's like, it's a very small sort of sweet community of like, of just like puzzle enthusiasts of crossword enthusiasts. And so like everyone kind of knows everyone and like, you know, everyone kind of like a fan of everyone's work.

1:33:24And so I think that when you start submitting your puzzles to different venues, then like the, you know, you get a sense of like, like the puzzles that people make and the clues they write and things like that. And so I feel like that played a big, a big part of it is being across a puzzle editor. A lot of it is just like writing clues. And so, yeah, I feel like the puzzles you make are like your resume. So I feel like that really helped. Yeah. And do you think that are you like a sommelier where you can look at a crossword puzzle in any random newspaper in America and have a pretty good sense of who wrote it?

1:33:55Like, can you identify the authors through their different patterns? I would say that there's definitely some styles. Yeah. I don't know if I would be like exceptionally good at it, but I bet that there are people who would. And they're definitely like constructors with like their own flair. And I feel like their work is. I feel like you have a real fingerprint because I was doing, I think maybe minis. You sometimes do minis, right? Occasionally, yeah. Yeah, I think I was doing a mini and I was like, I wonder if Wena did this. And then I went and you had. Wow. Can you remember the giveaways? We're the same wavelength.

1:34:31Yeah, but I think you're like, it's like fun. It's cheeky. Okay, cheeky. Whimsical. Enchanted? enchanted yeah enchanted the word but i did nicest things anyone's ever said to me thank you but when would you major in art you majored in art yeah yeah from where from oberlin college okay so it was you know my mom was always like my mom who i'm very close with and who's an amazing lovely person was always just like you're not going to be an artist that's good reveal um And so I feel like it was, you know, and she was she was right. But I feel like the art thing, the art thing was always. Yeah, it's it's always been like an interest of mine.

1:35:15How did you start making your own cross? I assume you started making your own crossword puzzles for your own amusement. And then what do you submit them to The New York Times? Like, how does one gain employment in this field? Yeah, no, that's exactly it. You just kind of realize. So for me, I started going to crossword tournaments. And that's where you meet like other crossword freaks. and it's just really fun. And what becomes kind of intimidating, it's like even the idea of going to a press return, it's like, oh, I'm not that good at a solver. You know, I'm not smart enough. I'm not fast enough, whatever.

1:35:45And it's like, do you think it's fun to sit in a room for two days solving puzzles? If you do, then you belong. Like this is, you know, then you're like, no one actually cares how like good you are at solving puzzles. And so it's just a lot of like-minded people who love puzzles getting together. And that's where you kind of meet, you know, the sort of like luminaries in the field. And you're like, oh my God, I love their work. They love their work. And then you realize just because everyone's like so sweet that it's like, oh, it's just normal people that make these puzzles. And like I am normal.

1:36:13You know, it's like you're like maybe it occurs to you that maybe it could be you. Right. And you've already said a couple adjectives. But if you had to say there was some through line of the puzzlers, do you think there is a personality type? It's interesting because it's not like a full time thing. I feel like it's cool that people come from all sorts of different backgrounds. But there is like there are like a lot of like computer science people. There are a lot of musicians. And I feel like there is a certain like maybe brain that like also overlaps like puzzle, wordplay, things like that.

1:36:48Maybe something computational as well. It is your full time job, though, right? Yes. Yeah. How are you calibrating as people may or may not know? but the New York Times crossword puzzle gets increasingly hard throughout the week. And I'm wondering how you know what level Thursday is. Like, sitting down to do Tuesday versus Saturday, what's the criteria that makes it harder? Yeah, no, that's a great question. I think that Monday through Thursday and also Sunday are the themed puzzles. And so the nature of the theme will actually tell you a lot about the day of the week that it'll be the most appropriate for.

1:37:25So like Thursday is the day that's like the most known for like tricks. So if you have like a rebus, right, which is when like, you know, more than one letter is in that box or when you have like something funny, like the words are turning directions or going backwards or flipping or something like weird is happening, then that's going to like almost always run on a Thursday. And if it's like a more, sorry, go ahead. No, it's just good info. Oh, she was just oohing and aahing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm amazed. but like there are other things that are like a little bit more straightforward and those might be good for an early week and also there's stuff about the grid this is a little like interrupting this is like too weedsy or whatever no i love it there get esoteric there's like a on an early week puzzle you actually they're actually really hard to make because you have to make the grid super clean which means when you're constructing the grid you know you might want to like include all these like fun entries, but then you might get like these weird little like four letter words that no one knows that are kind of obscure.

1:38:22And like those don't really fly on like a Monday or Tuesday. You really want that vocabulary to be super familiar and not sort of like crossword insidery. And when you're in your like creative mode where you're coming up with, are you prone to think of like a great clue for a great word you're eating breakfast and do you have like a note section in your phone where you're going to like, Oh, this is a word I want to use or do you more visualize the full grid and how it's going to work together ideally it sort of changed for me and i think that you're identifying a really smart like what a really smart person would do which is like yeah sometimes you if you think of like a really amazing like clue answer combo you write it down then you can build your puzzle around it yeah i think that for a long time when i when i started making puzzles especially um i would kind of just make a grid with the most fun words that I could.

1:39:11And then I would clue it. Reverse engineer it. Right. And then sometimes you kind of, you don't actually want to do that because sometimes you can't write quite the clue that you thought you could, like it might be a fun answer, but like, it's really the clue answer combo that makes it a good puzzle. So I think that you're thinking about it in a more kind of holistic way, which I believe is kind of the ideal way. How are you handling your new fame? like also because people have a lot of ire towards you because they can't you know if the puzzle's too hard or you do the one with the pictures and then people are mad and then they're sending you bad vibes i've admit i've once sent a few bad vibes that are bad yeah you we were on a connections chain and sometimes yeah she would be like that bitch when i know but i didn't mean it for real but I was mad.

1:40:06If she couldn't solve it, it was your fault, not hers. Yeah, that's right. I take responsibility and I welcome the bad vibes. I think, yeah, I think that's fair. I think it's great. I think it's really fun even when people are mad. It's like, I love being mad at stuff, so I get it. I think it's very, I'm in like a very lucky position where the thing that like making games is something that like we love doing. It's like, it's so fun to do and people love solving them, but it's super low stakes. There's like zero stakes, but high passion. So it like doesn't really matter as opposed to like other jobs, like, you know, like the journalists or whatever, like news, it's like extremely high stakes and extremely high passion, you know?

1:40:49Yeah, when you screw up, there's lawsuits. I doubt you've ever been sued over the crossword puzzle. Yet. Okay, now let's move to connections. How did you think of that concept? Who thought of the concept? I did not think of connections. Connections was pitched internally by some of my amazing colleagues. Basically, what happened was like in 2021, the Times acquired Wordle. And then there was like this pivot towards new games. And so like they brought on this like amazing, you know, new games team. And then they created these sort of like pipelines for pitching and developing new games and like a green light process and all that.

1:41:26And so Connections was pitched and like developed internally. And then when it got to the stage where they wanted to like release a 60 day public beta trial, they needed an editor to write those 60 boards. And so at the time I was the only editor that like didn't have a game. And they're like, when do you want to try writing this game? And I was like, yeah, that sounds amazing. So I was assigned connections after it had already been developed and stuff. So I got really, really lucky. Okay. I think of sometimes how daunting your job is. I compare it to back when I was in this sketch comedy theater and we had a new show every single Sunday and there had to be 25 sketches.

1:42:04And it just like the on it never ended. And you kind of run out of inspiration. And anyone that was around me in that period, I would be at lunch and someone would put, you know, a napkin down weird on the table as a waiter. And I'd be like, oh, there's a sketch. What if the person always puts things down? So are you like are you kind of crazy? Are you like to be around you? Are you like looking around you constantly trying to feed that inferno? Yeah. Like what's your process for it? Extremely relatable. We said about the napkin. I'm taking notes now. It's like napkin funny. So look out for that.

1:42:40No, I feel like, yeah, it's in the beginning. I feel like people are like, oh, is it kind of like ideas kind of come to you? And maybe in the beginning a little bit, but not for a while. I feel like after, you know, it's been like a couple of years and I feel like you couldn't rely Yeah. To be inspired from the clouds. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wish. Yeah. So it is a little bit more of a grind. So it's like, you sit down, you go, I'm going to just look at some words. Yeah. I'm going to look at Google a list of flowers or like a list of parts of a ship or like, I don't know, how about some fish or whatever, you know, and then you like look at words or sometimes, you know, you have a seed of an idea.

1:43:18There's like, like, you know, I was thinking about the other day. It was like, there's a lot of free associated. so it was I was thinking of like computer stuff and there was like you know storage drives so there's like thumb thumb drive a zip drive a flash drive I was like oh like those words like are like kind of interesting thumbs it flashed together and so I kind of like I I work in a in a spreadsheet so like as like a digital sketch pad so I can kind of click and drag words around and so I was like trying to make a category of that but then I was like oh you know like thumb drive and zip and like flash drive are sort of the same thing so maybe it's better it's like a fake category and You kind of click them around and you try to see if there are other.

1:43:54The fake categories really piss me off. Well, that's the fun of the game. God, you get me. Sometimes you really get me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Congrats. The times I've been mad at you, to be honest, have been solely when we got obsessed with solving the. Yes. The purple first. The colors. Yes, we had to go purple, blue, green, yellow. That was like, that's how you get an A on it in our thread. Yeah. And so, so often I'd be like, well, definitely that's the hardest. Yeah. And I would do it and it would be fucking green. I'm like, no way. This purple is way easier than this green. Those are the times I've been upset.

1:44:33How are you delineating what's harder in your mind? I guess it's just your arbitrarily. It's whatever you think. Can I guess something? I want to guess. Yes, please. I feel like the purple is almost always a word play. That's exactly what I would say. Okay. Yes, that's exactly right. Yes, it is. There's always like they're joined by a word that we're missing or there's a letters missing off of a word or something. It's always wordplay. Purple's my favorite. Purple is. But then sometimes purple isn't always that, though. Right. Purple's not always wordplay. There's not always a wordplay category in the board.

1:45:09And sometimes if there's like a so I do want to hear my like very loose, very loose rubric for like assigning colors. OK. Yes. Um, so Monica, you're exactly right with the purple. If there's like wordplay, which I guess I'm defining as like the group of four words, the category is not based on the meaning of those four words. So maybe those are all words that like, you know, go with another word. So like the fill in the blank categories, right? Like blank tape, right? All the words that go with tape, those words in it and they need to do with each other, but that's wordplay or like, yeah, the change of letter, the homophones or, you know, things like that.

1:45:42Um, so that'll like basically always be purple. blue is for if there's like trivia so if it's like kind of more like know it or you don't if it's a reference to like movies you'll be like a specific movie yeah actors been in all four of these movies exactly that'll like be blue and then red and green is a little bit more you know maybe a little bit more ambiguous a little bit more of a toss up it's extremely subjective and I feel like the way I do is if I see a word that like is pretty unambiguous in terms of it's part of speech or like it like kind of squarely like it can't it like identifies the category if it's like ambiguously like a definition of something and it can't really mean other stuff whatever that category is might be yellow and the green one might be like a group of synonyms or something that's a little harder to see maybe their part of speech is more ambiguous there's like the words have multiple meanings and stuff like that.

1:46:43Yes, yes, yes. But it's very vibes-based. So it's understandably kind of, I think it's subjective, yeah. And what is harder for you to create, Connections or the crosswords? Like, are you wearing golden handcuffs with this? You got to sign this. It's like, it's a hit. You've cracked it. You're known for it. And you're like, wait, no, I'd rather be doing crosswords over my head. No, I actually, Connections has like this kind of like free association like like structural like freedom like you can kind of take liberties with like the like thinking it's like fun to think about all the different things a category could be so there's a flexibility in it that i think is like really lovely whereas like um crosswords are in some ways like at least grid making it's it's quite formal like it's like hard to like make a good grid and to like not have too many crappy words and things like that so i i kind of appreciate the looseness of connections do you get a bang out of thinking of like how many people play the game I would.

1:47:41I think, yeah, it's, it's really, I mean, I, it's, I think it's, it's, it's very cool. I'm very, I feel very fortunate that like something I really love doing is something that people like playing. Now, given the pace of how it comes out, do you, how can you take a vacation? How are you getting time off? Can you do multiple in a day and build a little war chest as we do? Right now? Yeah. Yeah. There were like about like four weeks ahead. um so the boards that like i'll write this week will run in about like in about a month um so there's a little bit of a buffer but you know i think i it's hard to get like if i'm gonna be gone for a week it's hard to get like you know a week ahead so it's just i don't i don't mind kind of working when i'm you know i have an idea i have an idea for a purpose based on napkin Okay.

1:48:33Oh, great. You got a pitch is what you got. Yeah, because you said napkin earlier. Yes, yes. And I've been thinking that a good purple would be like napkin and then some like fair child, something son. Like the last, the end of the word is family, kid, child, son. Probably not daughter. That seems hard. But you need a fourth. If that shows up. Oh, you'll spray.

1:49:05Okay. Okay. I'm going to get to my million dollar question. And I guess first I would ask, have you listened to Armchair Expert? Yes. Okay. Wow. That's a great start. That's a great start. Okay. Now I'm sure it got to you, but I was very suspicious as were the Armcherries that you were winking to us. I want you to be honest though. I really want you to be honest. Yes. With Armchair and Expert being in the same thing the day after the Golden Globes. And I'm wondering if it was a wink or not? I can confirm that this was definitely intentional. Oh my god! That is so, wow. I know, that's better than a Golden Globe.

1:49:46I'd rather have that than us having won the Golden Globe. Yes, which we had lost the day before, so it was a really big moment, but I was too, I couldn't receive it. Your self-esteem was too low to even consider that that had happened. I was like, look, it's also a phrase. It doesn't mean us. Yeah, yeah. Next time, I'll put Dax and Monica. It'll be like Star Trek characters and like Santa Blank or something. Or you could be using Ax from Dax and I don't know what we're doing. Monica's tricky. There you go. Friends characters. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, Winna, this really made my whole year. Oh, I'm so grateful because if you had said no, then that would have immediately confirmed I was a narcissistic megalomaniac.

1:50:35Which is my point. And now I'm just observant. That was like the stakes were very high for your answer for me. Oh, wow. Oh, that's so kind. So I guess my curiosity is, A, you're still doing a ton of art, right? You're still a very active artist. And so what is, are you at the pinnacle of puzzling? I'd imagine it would be New York Times. So like, are you at the place you set out to be? And then what is, what do you desire next? I feel really happy about, yeah, the sort of being able to like make this game and be able to like work with these people. And we were able to work at the Times and stuff.

1:51:16Yeah, it's really amazing. And in terms of like, I just like want to keep making stuff. I've always just loved, you know, kind of just like taking classes or, you know, just tinkering with different like tools and different mediums. And yeah, so I. You're such a catch. Whoever's caught you is so lucky. You're such a fun catch. I know. How fun. Also, you're like doing games in bed. The dream. I like that there's like, it's a mix of approval and disgust. You're like also annoyed that she's so productive. I know. Impressed and annoyed. I'm embarrassed for myself. Wow. This is so fun. I love this.

1:51:55Me too. Me too. Really happy you chatted with us. Thank you so much. Are you ever thinking of new games? Do you think of like full new concepts? Do you think of? I, that is not really, I don't have a lot of experience doing that. Maybe like some little puzzles here and there, but no, I mean, do you have new games? Do you want to talk about new games? I'm a person who thinks of a lot of things. None of them would really bear out in practice. Yeah, you don't really want to hear about his riddles. Yeah, my riddles that Monica hates, but I stand by. They're very good riddles. Oh. They're. Well, one of them is.

1:52:31Oh, boy. Yeah. You are in a eight by eight by eight foot cage, and there is an adult male lion asleep in the corner, and he's going to be asleep for 30 seconds. What do you do? And this is what Monica hates is. I have decided what the perfect thing to do is. And so if you don't answer that. It's not a riddle. It's just like, oh, what would you do in this scenario? And it has to be what Dax thinks you should do. Which is the correct thing. So I guess my question is, Winona, what would you do with that 30 seconds? Ooh. Yeah, I'm sorry.

1:53:14I would. And you only have your body. You only have your body, right? You don't have any tools or anything. In fact, you're nude, but don't worry. No one's looking. You're wearing shoes. No, you're nude. Oh. Yeah. Because if you were wearing shoes, you could make a lace noose and strangle it somehow. But no, you're naked. It's beast on beast. I feel like the chances of me going against a lion would go extremely poorly for me. I don't think that I would have a chance. So maybe trying to be friends with a lion would be a better attack. I like that. Maybe go up to the lion and just be like, extremely non-threatening, which I don't think I need that much help.

1:53:53And maybe it'd be like, this would be a waste of time for the lion in the lion's mind to go after me. You're introducing a new concept I hadn't considered, which is like, maybe you could do reverse psychology, which is like, put yourself in its mouth. And then it wakes up and it's like, what's in my mouth? I didn't pick this. Oh, right. That's kind of interesting. That's kind of what you're suggesting. What were your answers? Okay, so, well, here's the answer. The correct answer is you pluck its eyeballs out immediately. Pop them out. Okay? Okay. And then you're not going to like this part. You do have to put your fingers in your butt and you have to rub it on his nose.

1:54:31So he wakes up and now he's so disoriented because his eyes are looking down at the ground and his smell, his sense of smell, which is very keen, is all fucked up because you've put your butt on it. And then you climb up on the cage as high as you can. So as he's walking around, he can't find you, but he's not going to be leaping at you because he can't see and he can't smell. So that is the correct answer to how to survive the eight by eight by eight. Isn't that a great riddle? Isn't that like the best riddle you've ever heard? What do you think of that game plan? It sounds hard to execute. Yeah, it does.

1:55:07What part? The popping the eyes out? Yeah. I think, yeah, starting with that is like, that's a. I think you'd be surprised at what you'd be capable of doing if you knew you were about to get eaten in 30 seconds. I think you'd get your thumbs in there and pop them right out. Pop, pop, pop. I just, he's already so close and like, I don't know. What if it turns out it's really hard just to get their eyelids open? You're like, oh my God, I gotta get this eyelid so huge. Yeah, you haven't even done research on it. What if I like David Blaine because I got so hellbent on this was the right answer that I set up this performative stunt to test whether this was the right answer.

1:55:38Forget the Humane Society would be all over me for doing this. but I don't know. I think, I think that's the best solution we have. Okay. Monica, what was your, did you have a, did you have a thought? Well, no, I thought it was a riddle. So I thought there was like, you know, a tricky answer or like, like lions don't sleep. Right. That's what a riddle is. And then, um, it was that. So hated that. Hated that. Oh, well, this was a blast. We're so delighted that we got to talk to you on our anniversary. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I sure hope I see you in New York and we can eat Emily Burger.

1:56:16Yeah. I'd love that. Okay. Wonderful. Have a great rest of your day. Nice chatting. You too. Yeah. Thanks so much. Bye. Take care. See you later. Stay tuned for more Armchair Expert, if you dare.

1:57:02That was just a dream come true. They knew it before I knew it. They alerted me. They're allowed to know it. But like, I also maintain that I'm glad that I didn't assume it. Uh-huh. I like, I want to be a person that doesn't assume compliments.

1:57:23I don't know if that's something you should be defending. I think that's like a real through line of my life. I was just going to say, like, it perfectly mirrors us as daters. I'm like, yeah, I don't know. That girl might say no. Right. Well, big deal. I'll go ask. Yeah. And I'm like, well, they hate me. Right. They obviously hate me. And I'm like, I don't know. There's not a ton of better options here. Oh, God. Even if I'm not like the dream option, I think I'm better than this turkey I've been talking to next to me. Yeah, I can't do that. I can't do that. Well, that was just so fun. What an anniversary surprise.

1:57:55It was a blessing that was. It was a blessing. It was not a curse and it was. And she didn't pass the riddle, which is a little bit of a shocker because she was so intelligent. So intelligent. Although she did lead me to maybe another great. I do like the putting yourself in its mouth. That's at least more of a riddle. No, none of it's a riddle. Well, here's the thing. I think if I'm you guys and I have given up, like you can't do anything, then at that point I want to get eaten as fast as possible. I don't want to delay this agony. Yes. So at that point, I would just get in its mouth, get it over with.

1:58:34But I put my neck. It would wake up with my neck between its jaws if I thought I had no chance. But there is something interesting about him going like, oh, what the fuck? Like no one wants, even if your favorite thing is, let's say it's Domino's pizza. But you're dead asleep and you wake up and there's a mouthful of Domino's pizza. You're like, what the fuck? Why is there pizza in my mouth? You immediately hate it. I know, but then where do you go? You're still in there. You're still in the cage. Yeah, but then he's like, get away from me. And then you just go sit in the corner. For like a minute.

1:59:05And then it's like, oh, actually, it's, oh my God, it's Domino's Pizza. Now that I'm awake, that tasted pretty good. Now that I'm licking my chops. Yeah, I don't think that's good. I, a real answer to the riddle is like, well, it's actually an impossibility to outwit a lion. So the answer is to die. Like that's more of a riddle where we're like you're thinking and you're thinking and actually there's no answer. There's a famous, and I've said this before when we've had this debate, but there is a famous story of a very old man. I want to say he was in his 70s in Africa. He was a farmer and he got attacked by a leopard.

1:59:45And he survived by putting his hand in its mouth and pulling its tongue. Yeah. And then it bled and choked to death because their tongues have those needles on them that go backwards so that they can lick the skin off things. They have like needly tongues. Ew. So you could get the ultimate grip of your life on its tongue. And I guess if you put your feet on its shoulder, maybe you could rip the lion's tongue out. That might be a better solution. But if it has needly tongues, then aren't your hands just fully ripped up? They're going to be cut when you're done, but you'll be alive. You'll heal from cut hands.

2:00:19You won't heal from a neck bite from a lion. Watch me. I liked Winna's idea, like, be friended. And then it's like you're in a storybook. And it's like, this lion is my friend. And he eats people, but not me because I'm his buddy. Yeah. I think I'll pitch that. I'll say, hey, hey, hey, how about we try. Let's call it a truce. A storybook ending. We could sit here and hurt each other. Yeah, we could. Or we could be friends. We could go against our nature and become friends. It's a beautiful story. And then you hop on its back. Yeah. And it trots around the cage. I would like that. It's going to get hungry, though.

2:00:55We could just die together and not eat each other. That's the nice ending. That's the Romeo and Juliet. It is. You would pick Romeo and Juliet. I would. And I'd go gladiator. Yeah. Well, that's the difference between you and that. Very male of me. Speaking of, I saw an article that there's only like 5 ,600 tigers left or maybe a specific type of tiger. And they're in India. They're all in India. Do you not remember when we were in India? I looked up the list of all the known tigers in the world. Yeah. And yeah, India has like 80 % of them. Yeah. There's tigers in Russia. There's tigers in lots of parts of Asia, but they're mostly hanging in India.

2:01:37There are estimated 5 ,500 to 5 ,600 tigers left in the wild with numbers slowly, oh, increasing in some areas like India, Nepal, and Russia due to conservation efforts, but declining in parts of Southeast Asia. that's not a lot no it's not but i don't know that they were ever hugely populous i don't know what their original numbers or their height i don't want to include saber two tigers or anything let's see what it says based on historical estimates the highest number of tigers that existed at one time was approximately 100 000 wild tigers that was in 1900 it's peak um what did it say 100 000 so yeah that's a terrible decline that's a 94 drop yeah five percent 95 but also there weren't a million right that's true but still 5 000 left you get you really get into a genetic diversity issue yeah i did start they brought the buffalo back i think the buffalo is down to thousands and now there's millions of buffalo well yeah it says the low Point was 2010 record low of 3 ,200.

2:02:46There we go. So they've doubled it. Yeah, they're getting the problem with tigers in having a ton of population is they're solitary and they have a territory. So lions are a pride. There's 15 of them in one group and they have a territory. So it's like these solitary animals take they need so much space that you're never going to have tens of millions of them. Yeah, there is a small part of me that understands. like wanting one of these baby tigers as my pet. Oh, sure. They're gorgeous. Look how cute that is. Oh, yeah. They're beautiful. I don't agree with it, but I like kind of viscerally understand.

2:03:25The desire. The desire to. Who would you rather have, a baby tiger or a baby panda? Oh, can I have both? We love baby pandas. Oh, my God. They're so roly. Yeah. I got to now. I tell this a lot whenever we talk about tigers, but I'll always think of it when I think of tigers is Mike Tyson on Howard Stern saying, Howard, I was so crazy back then. I had these two tigers and I slept in bed with them and sometimes, Howard, I'd wake up in the middle of the night and they were fighting each other. I know. Talk about waking up with a piece of pizza in your mouth. You're waking up and you're in bed with 900 pounds of tiger fighting each other.

2:04:03I mean, that is the apex of madness. It is. It's madness and it's sad. Of course. It's really sad. It's like you want companionship so bad. And you want like you want to feel loved by something dangerous. Yeah, I think it's the I'm leaning more towards the latter. And oh, baby. Oh, there's Mike with his one of his tigers. Look how cute. He's in cute little white shorts. I feel that's upsetting. You're upset by this photo. We're looking at a photo of Mike Tyson in a tiny pair of white swim trunks, and he's got a white tiger on a leash. I feel bad that tiger's on the leash. Oh, my God. He's wrestling in.

2:04:49See, I think it's more, personally, that Mike was severely bullied as a kid, and he got beat up nonstop in his rough neighborhood. And I think he had to push through the fear of people picking on him. Yeah. And this thing represents the scariest thing on earth. And if he cannot be afraid of that, he'll not be afraid. And he finds himself in bed with two fighting tigers because of that damage. Oh. Howard. Oh, my God. That's so crazy. Fackies? Yeah. Well, no, one more thing for our anniversary. Okay. We have a special treat. We're not going to eat it on air because misophonia. Uh-huh. But we have a special treat in the garage.

2:05:35Oh, it's already here? Yeah, they're right there. Well, no, let's definitely take a bite in public. You want to take a bite in public? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, we're going to take a bite in public. We have a special lunch. Philly cheesesteaks. Thank you. Wagyu. Philly cheesesteaks from? It's from a place called Matu. Matu. It's in Beverly Hills, and it's amazing. And they only serve them, like, at certain times. It's a whole thing. At the bar. At the bar. And they just opened one up in Pasadena. No, it's incredible. I've had this one time in my life, and it was just— And I'm going to eat bread right now.

2:06:16You are. I am. I am. Oh, my God. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Guys, get yourself a Philly cheesesteak tonight. Oh, my God. Cheers.

2:06:30Happy anniversary. All right. Love you. Let's do some facts. Love you. Let's do some facts. Okay. Just a few facts for Mr. Garcia. Yeah. Had you looked up any of his facts, it would have brought you to the Kinsey Institute. I know. Well, that's why. And like full studies they did. I can't do a study that fast. You're not well-funded enough. I'm not. You don't have access to college students. Well, I do because go dogs, you know, like I think I can. Are you interfacing a lot? I think I could put out an AP. With the gang over at UGA. I have some peeps over there still. That's how temperamental social sciences are.

2:07:13Like, if you study the kids at UGA, you're going to get a specific outcome. You study the kids at Michigan State versus U of M versus Stanford. I mean, who are we kidding? I know. All these studies are really based on, like, these very unique populations of who goes to what college. Yeah, even the fact that it's even college kids is bad. Yes. And then within that. But I do trust this one more than most because it's in Indiana. Yeah, and these aren't called. They went around town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the initial work of the Kinsey, yeah. Sure. Speaking of ding, ding, ding, go Dawgs, Georgia, football, Super Bowl's coming up, Rams lost, first fact, Bible Belt.

2:07:56What constitutes, what is the Bible Belt specifically? Does it list the states? Yes, that's what I want. Sure, you can try. Arkansas. No. Hold on. Let me, okay, this is AI. Maybe I should look at, let me look at Wikipedia. The way this chart is doing it is by proportion of evangelical Protestants per state in the American South. Okay. Yes, Arkansas is on here. Arkansas, Oklahoma. Oklahoma's on here. Missouri. Yep. Kentucky. Yeah, but this, okay, this chart just has all the states in the South. And then it has percentages. Although is Texas in that? Yeah. It is. Why don't you try to do the top 10?

2:08:39Okay. Okay. Arkansas is one. Arkansas, Oklahoma. No. Oh, wow. Missouri. Is 10. Kentucky. Yes. Tennessee. No. Really? Mm-hmm. Mississippi. Yes. South Carolina. No. No, no, no, no. But close, but no. All right, hit me with the rest. Okay, I'll start from the top. Alabama. Oh, fuck. I don't forget Alabama. Arkansas. Delaware. I reject that one. Continue. This is science. Yeah. Although it is weird. Ohio? No. Okay. Nope. This is not right. This is bunk. This is not right. I don't like this at all. I'm going to go back to AI. The Bible Belt is a region in the southeastern and south central United States characterized characterized by a high concentration of evangelical Protestant churchgoers and socially conservative political views.

2:09:36Coined by journalist H.L. Mencken in 1925, the term generally covers states like Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia, North Carolina, and parts of Texas. I should have included Georgia. Yeah, it's in there. But I associate Georgia with black folks so much because of Atlanta. I know. It's very interesting. And they're very Baptist. Even though I'm from the suburbs of Atlanta, I don't think of, I do not think of Georgia. As Atlanta. As Atlanta at all. Yeah. And it's not what I, it was, I never went to Atlanta. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I only went to Atlanta when I went to Georgia. On the drive, like from Callie's house to my house.

2:10:20Uh-huh. Which is how many miles? Oh, great Q. Oh, not your strong zero. That's not my strength. How long does it take you to drive there? 10 minutes. Okay, and you're probably averaging 35 miles an hour. Exactly. So let's say it's three miles. Okay. I would maybe even less. Okay. You pass 26 churches. It does boggle the mind when you're in the south. I see this in Tennessee where we're at, which is like, how many people are in these churches? Five, six? It doesn't seem like the population could support this many churches. I know. And it does make me think that many of them are empty, but they're probably not.

2:10:56No, they're full. And there'd be days like when my friends would invite me and I would go because like, you got to go. And like, you know, so I'm at my friend's church, which is like the Methodist church. But then like across the street is the Presbyterian church. And like we see our friends there too. Like they're just all. There's a Lutheran. There's a Catholic church, Santa Monica. Shout out. Shout out for the Catholics. That's where Cali went. The OGs, the OCs, the original Christians. Yeah. I had friends. It was weird because it was like, I'm the only one not at any of these. Uh-huh. Because even like Callie and Christina, they weren't like churchy, but they went to Santa Monica's or St.

2:11:45Monica's. Detroit was not like that, to be honest. Like I would go to my grandparents and we drove a while to go to the Baptist church because they were Southern Baptists. Yeah, a lot of Baptists. But in Highland, you know, there was a Catholic church by my neighborhood. And then there was maybe one or two others. And certainly there was zero pressure to be at church. No one, no kids in school were ever like, why don't you go to church? Oh, really? Now, I had friends whose parents were quite religious. Yeah. And those were the ones I felt judged by that we were living in sin in this broken marriage home.

2:12:17Sure. And those kids weren't allowed to do sleepovers at my house. Yeah. So they were there, but it wasn't the cultural norm. Yeah. It was more secular for sure. No, it was like, what church do you go to? Right. Because you go. You definitely are going. Which one do you go to? Okay. Do chimps decide what sperm they're picking? Not chimps, orangutans. Okay. Well, I typed in chimps. Oh, okay. The claim in the episode, though, what has been theorized is that these fiends. I thought he said chimps, but maybe not. It does say chimpanzee females do not directly choose individuals to affirm, but they influence fertilization outcomes by preferring mates with different genetic backgrounds to avoid inbreeding.

2:13:03That just means regular. Mate selection. Okay, so I'm going to do orangutans. Because they have a lot of non-consensual sex. Okay, this says— They gave it a scientific name, but it's rape. Yeah, exactly. Female orangutans do not— Is it rape if it's like— If the male grabs and forces the female to stay still while it— Now, yeah, in humans, it is rape. Yeah, yeah. In a species where that is how procreation happens, is it? I just think the minimal definition of rape would be that the female's trying to get away from the male and doesn't want to have sex with the male, and the male forces her to have sex.

2:13:46Yeah. We must agree upon that definition. Well, I, yeah. Yeah. And so by that, you don't see that really in chimps much. You see it in orangutans and they have the unique ability. They can class because their feet clasp. They can class every part of the female, right? They can get their feet around its ankles so they can't run. Like a male, you know, a human could still run or whatever. You understand. It's like they're uniquely set up. The women, the female don't want to. No. Yeah. Do they want to with some? Yeah, they have consensual sex. Oh, they do. Yeah, and then they try to not have sex and then the male has sex with them anyways.

2:14:33And yet what the primatologist has observed is that their offspring is more often than not from the chosen mate. Yeah. Not the one that raped them. So how are they doing that? Right. Okay. So this AI, I want to be clear. Take with a grain of AI. Yes. Female orangutans do not consciously choose specific sperm cells, but they exert significant control over paternity by selecting mates based on ovulatory timing and reducing the risk of infanticide. Near ovulation, females prefer mating with dominant flanged males while engaging in more forced or unflanged matings during less fertile periods. Interesting.

2:15:22Okay. You got to have those flanges. Oh, it's called flanged? Flanges. I said flanged. All of the orangutan stuff, and as you know, I say orangutans. All of it was done by Germans. So all these words. Oh. Yeah. That makes sense. Orangutans. Flanges, which are distinct facial features. They're the big plates that come off the sides of the big males. Yeah. Yeah. They're crazy looking. Wow. Do you ever see that doc where Julia Roberts did on orangutans and one of the males grabbed her? Yeah. The male freaked out? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's so scary. Very scary. Because they're like 350 pounds and they can like reach up and pull themselves.

2:16:09I mean, they're so strong. It's crazy. He looks grumpy, doesn't he? Yeah. What's this part? I was just going to say, I can't remember the name of the gobbler. He is a huge. But they have a big old lower flange too. It's a big pancake. Do they all? Can you look up another one, Rob, and see if they all do or if that was just, you know, this guy? He's really well flanged. He is a huge. They grow as they get older. Are they hair? Is that part have hair on it? You know, I do wonder because, you know, silverbacks, the males don't all develop a silverback. They only develop the silverback if they have taken control of the troop.

2:16:47And once they are the alpha male, then the silverback comes. And each troop only has, oh, this guy's got a fucking 50-gallon trash can hanging off his bottom. Oh. Well, he looks more fun. He's confused. They do all have it. I think the bigger the flange, the more they have that. Dominant they are. Yeah. It looks like a huge tongue coming out of their neck. Or just like if a human lived to be 900, what their neck would look like. I don't want that gobbler. It's coming. I'm scared. I know. I hate it. I just keep working out my neck and trapezias. Hopefully, I'll just keep making my neck wider. Hopefully, it'll upset that.

2:17:29Okay. I don't. Oh, my God. We go back to that. Did you see this one, Monica? Oh, fuck. That guy looks swile. He's like drowning in his flanges. Oh, God. It looks like a big testicle sack is what it looks like. I don't like the way that looks. Yeah. One of the questions here is how big is an orangutan peepee? Okay. Okay. Relatively small, around 3.3 inches long. It says, and has a visible glands. Well, glands is the head of a penis. Unlike the longer tapered glands list penis of chimpanzees. Yeah. With size varying between primate species and often linked to mating competition dynamics. With orangutans generally having smaller penises than chimps but larger ones than gorillas.

2:18:15So how big are gorilla peepees? I'm going to look it up. Well, gorillas have tiny peepees and more importantly tiny testicles because they're not competing with other males. Whereas chimps are competing with a ton of other males so they have humongous testicles. Hey, look at this little guy. He's got a little tiny dinger. Look how tiny his balls are, too. This is three centimeters. He zoomed in on his big barrel belly. Yeah, look at that. Ew, I don't actually watch it. But you can see the glands or the mitus is also the name of that. The head. Ew, what the fuck is that? I don't like that. You think that's all?

2:18:48What? You said that like all like it's cute. Me? That was a cute little penis. No, I hated that. It looked like a mushroom. I know. Yeah. Ew. That was on a gibbon, though. I think. What does it say? What's that animal? It doesn't. I did not like that. They are monogamous. Oh, so they don't want to date me? They can have those goofy-looking penises and there's no competition. Okay. Now, another fact I did look up was how big are the chimp testicles. They often weigh 150 to 170 grams, but, you know, I'm not good at that. What's a human's way? It says three times larger than human testicles. Yeah, I'm so envious of their testicles.

2:19:34Really? Yeah, absolutely. It looks great. I'd love to have a 300-gram set of testicles. Why? I don't know why. I just would. Rob, would you like that? I don't think so. Okay. Yeah, that sounds... It would make my bicycling hobby a little more challenging, I guess. Yeah. All right. Okay. Well, that's it. Oh, wonderful. I think a lot of primatologists are yelling at their radios right now. But I bet we got some of it right. Feel free to write in. This is what the internet's saying. Yeah. So, and as I said, I didn't do any studies. So, like, I don't. This is all I got, the world in front of me. I'll take it.

2:20:20Okie doke. All right. Love you.

2:20:29Thank you.