Rerelease: Adam Scott Returns

24:48And you always have something to say. And you telling me that was a huge deal because I also feel comfortable sitting across from you or sitting next to you. Like I'm immediately at ease. Same. So, so much of our conversations, and this is where one of my questions comes in, we have a lot of nostalgic conversations. We have a lot of the same favorites from the 80s and 90s. We did, I don't know, 90 minutes on Against All Odds. Oh, you had Jeff Bridges. I did. And I brought up the car chase scene and I asked how much of the driving he did. Questions only you and I would want answered. Yeah, if I'm wearing the glasses, I just heard now and then maybe.

25:28That's a pretty good comp. He talked about that being the first movie he started physically training for and how it created a lifetime interest in exercise. That's so interesting. I was watching a behind the scenes thing on Temple of Doom and they're like, Harrison really had to bulk up for this one. And it shows him at like a shitty gym, just like doing bench press. With those plastic weights filled with sand. Yeah. Like nothing. He did some bench press. Not nothing. He's definitely exercising, but gyms have changed a lot. There's no trainer there. He's just by himself. No squats, no deadlifts.

26:02No, no, no. Just bench and some curls. And then a couple of beers. A couple of beers and a doobie and let's get to set. But I guess what I was wondering is you have this deep nostalgia. I want an explanation for it. And I'm wondering, do you think we're just that way? Or is there something about childhood that was so comforting? You would recognize you're more encyclopedic about that whole era than most people you talk to. Yeah. You always blow me way out. Once we start talking, yeah, you've watched the behind the scenes of Temple of Noom. I have. Right. In the last three months, I've gone and looked at that.

26:36it's so comforting to think about that era and i think movies in that era in particular were geared for us yeah when i referenced temple of doom that is my favorite movie i was 11 when that came out that and goonies and et i know it's kind of tired now because our generation has beat the nostalgia to death a little bit, Back to the Future, those movies, at least for me, they meant everything. I ask myself that a lot. Why did this stuff mean so much to me? At least for me, that whole period of time from 82 to 88, when I started getting interested in beer and just a social life. Hip hop. For me, it was like the dead.

27:25Why do I think you had a crazy hip hop phase in high school? I didn't. I think you're thinking of Macklemore. Oh, I don't know if I am. If I could count the amount of times. You get that all the time, I know. Oh my God. That's why we wanted to do this on video, to be honest with you. To see if Macklemore and I, because he's not here, so you don't know. But is he? But I think people would think it was Macklemore posing as Adam, probably. You're right. It's a particularly potent period of time. Stay tuned for more Armchair Expert, if you dare.

28:06okay last thing i'll say about this then i started watching this brat pack documentary yes that's another chapter of that same period of time those movies hit me so hard pretty in pink oh my god oh my god pretty in pink yeah and the psychedelic furs and how that was making me feel but i was watching the brat pack doc and i was having the realization like oh we also lived in a very peculiar time where five of the biggest movie stars alive were 21 years old. I think of that now. And of course that would seem crazy that there would be this cadre of enormous stars, but that was a unique thing that was happening when we were kids that we didn't know was unique.

28:41They were green lighting like 12, 15 teen movies a year. Right. From that period, they still don't look that young to me. And I think it's because they were six years older than me or something. They looked sophisticated and adult. Like, of course they were driving a portion, dressed nice and had a big apartment. And they were 21. Yeah. Did you have that, Monica? Am I wrong about that? That's a unique aspect. You didn't have that when you were 12. Oh, the 21 year olds? Yeah, it was like a whole crop of movies every weekend. Zac Efron? A little bit before. A little after. A little after. I'm not calling you a baby.

29:13Yeah, I'm a big girl. Harry Potter stars? No, I was like the Friends era. They were young. I guess they were young too, but yes, older than me. But I was going to say nostalgia, I think, exists because it's the things that you consumed before everything got complicated. That's right. And also before you started wanting things for real, chasing things and deciding I want to do this with my life. It was just pure. And there's only a very small amount of time you get in life of purity. Totally. And that window for us happened to be during this Spielberg era where Elliot in E.T., Indiana Jones, the kids in Goonies, Michael J.

29:57Fox in Back to the Future. These were heroes. Luke Skywalker. Changing the world. Yeah. And they were all scrappy nobodies. And divorce was making its way into these movies, which I like. E.T. is a very divorce driven movie. I was in a divorced family on my maybe second stepdad feeling like I want to just be in the world on my own a bit. Yeah. And all these kids, these protagonists in these movies were just kind of on their own. The parents weren't figuring prominently into any of these things. No. And I think that was really appealing. It sure was. Get them out of here and let me run the show a little bit.

30:35Let's see what we can do. Because those kids in E.T. were just like, yeah, OK, mom. and they would just go up on their bike. But we're going to deal with this alien on our own. Yeah, dude. We're going to outrun the cops. So when I went back to consult your previous episode, I would have not guessed this. What number do you think Adam was? Early. I think really early. Maybe 32. Right. I would have gone 40s. What would you say? First five? Seventh. Stop. Wow. Seventh guest that you had. Yes. I remember it being early, but I was kind of taking a flyer by saying five. Seven. Yeah, seven. Not only seven, but Monica, as I listened to it, the episode starts with housekeeping.

31:16And it's me explaining. Monica's a part of the show. She's going to talk. She's not interrupting. Like I read in comments that she's an integral part of the show. It's me explaining. Oh, boy. Oh, I just got like sweaty there. Oh, I got sweaty listening to the whole thing. Seven? How long ago was that? Seven years ago in February. congratulations you guys but obviously so much has happened since then yeah seven years what i learned in a bunch of interviews i listened to of you today one was i heard you on fresh air saying which i thought was really funny that you were just obsessed singularly on tvs and movies and that's all you thought about yeah and i was thinking if you go into acting that was a great use of time but if you're just an average person this is not all i've ever thought about and obsessed about is TV and movies.

32:08Somehow that sounds like a loser-y endeavor. Yeah. Right? I was thinking like, just by the fact that you landed in it means that it was totally justified and what a great thing to be focused on your whole life. I think in the low points of trying to do this, that certainly crossed my mind. Like, what have I done with my life? Because it's all I thought about and talked about and cared about. It was 99 % screen time. Right. And here I am with nothing to show for it and no practical skills of any kind. There was a real low point in 2000 when I had not gotten six feet under. I tested for that with Michael C.

32:49Hall. Thank God he got it because he was incredible and I was not ready to do that. Well, that's heartbreaking. And then you're watching it. Oh, that was a hefty role. A hefty role and a hefty show. Yeah. But you played his lover ultimately, didn't you? Yeah, I did play his boyfriend for a couple episodes. So they brought you back. Yeah, they did. But before it was even on TV and when I did not get the role, it was after a series of blows work-wise, just not having worked in six months or, you know, one of those. We all went through it and I was nowhere. I had been at it at that point for like seven years or something and was at square one because when you're living like guest spot to guest spot and indie movie, you never hear from those people again.

33:36To remind people you and I were in one of those together. Hair shirt slash too smooth. Too smooth. This is when you were vomiteer. I was vomiteer, but do you know what his role was? I don't know if you knew your role the last time we talked about. Guy in bar? Fan at bar. Almost It's worse than Guy at Bar. It is way worse. It's far more humiliating. And who were you? Vomiteer at party. What does vomiteer mean? Someone who vomits at a party. Are you on camera vomiting? Yeah, I think so. Oh, man. I hope so. Wow. That's what was promised. I've never seen Too Smooth slash Hair Shirt. Have you seen it?

34:10I've seen it. I don't want to get bogged down in that, but you want to know who else was in that movie that I doubt you know was in that? Rebecca Gayhart. Rebecca Gayhart, Neve Campbell, of course. and then our two leads, which I looked at the poster this morning, our poor two leads are in the deep, deep background. And Nev and Rebecca are front and center. And they maybe had like, I don't know, three scenes. Nev was playing like a big star. Hence you being a fan. Fan at bar. At bar, yeah. And me being momenteer at party. That's right. Alfonso Cuaron was in that movie. What? I remember he and Dean were good buddies.

34:42Yeah, he played a director in the movie. That is so wild. So you and I have been in a film with Alfonso Cuaron. Absolutely. We are colleagues of Alfonso Cuaron. We are peers with Alfonso Cuaron. That's really, really funny. So obviously since then, you have done a ton of stuff, but severance is the most spectacular thing. And as you know, because Chris and I sent you voicemails almost after every episode. I'd like to play a couple of these. Hey, so we're in bed and we just had a quick question. Hi, we just had a quick question. Are you guys fucking drawing this new season? Is that what's taking so long?

35:23What in the goddamn hell is taking so long? These are the kind of messages you would receive after I've read. You son of a bitch. You wanted the compliments or here comes the fucking complaints. Belle and I just sat here on the edge of our seat waiting to find out what happens when you guys come to. You fucking prick. You piece of shit prick. And that goes for Ben, too. Losers. Oh, buddy. Are we fucking pissed that this episode just ended when the switches were thrown? So you wanted the fucking cake? And now you got to take the rat poison, too, you piece of shit. Okay, so that's kind of an average.

36:03Was that for the finale? It was, I think, one before the finale. This ended up being played. Oh, another thing. It's going to be a long fucking week for us and for you. Yeah, because we're waiting. So either block my number or get used to this shit. Fuck you. You piece of shit. Came in the last one. Big update. You'd probably find funny. My wife just ran through a plate glass window off the second story of our home and was rushed to the hospital. You probably want to know if she's still alive. I will tell you next week. I have all those on my phone as well I want to play one of your responses which is so good you can't imagine how much pleasure it gives me to have the both of you over a barrel like this I may as well tell you now that the entire season was created just to frustrate and destroy the both of you eat shit the guy's just so fucked oh yeah Naomi popped in oh that's cute But you went into severance and I learned this from you.

37:08I don't know if this is secret or not, but you were involved and then maybe you weren't involved for a minute and then you were involved. So it doesn't start on the firmest footy, maybe, or I don't know what you go through before you end up there. Yeah. But you go right at really what point in the pandemic? Well, we were scheduled to start the end of March 2020 or beginning of April, something like that. and actually went and did a table read March 7th or something. And then I was going to go home, get all my shit and come out. And at the table read, they passed Purell around. We were like, this pandemic thing is, this is weird.

37:46And then as I was there just for like two days, shit was contracting in New York. And I was like, maybe I should go get Lysol wipes for my room. Like what's going on? Then I flew home and then everything happened. And so we didn't start shooting till October. But even that. That was early. We were one of the only shows actually shooting. So a lot of shows were doing this where you have a mask, a plastic thing in front of your face and all that shit. For the actors, the only time we saw people's entire faces was when camera was rolling. We would rehearse with all that stuff. And there was a special person with your own box to put your mask and all your equipment in.

38:28Yeah. Oh, my God. All that to say the isolation from each other and in general, because I would wake up in my apartment, go down to the van that took me to set with it had a plastic sheet between me and the driver. Oh, my God. And go to my room where you weren't allowed to have anyone in your room. Suffice it to say, the only real human contact was after action. Right. Yeah. So it kind of fed into the show. I didn't notice that your mom had died as well right before, I guess it would have been that table read. Two days before the table read. I think the most interesting part of this is so then the memorial gets kicked all the way to December or something.

39:07December of 21. Okay, so very far away. But what immediately happens after she dies is you go into quarantine with your family and it's like groovy, right? You're with your family. I think in particularly a time like that where there's the loss of this person, but at least you're connected to the fact that the whole thing just carries on and that's comforting and maybe misleading. And then you get completely by yourself in an apartment in New York in this very lonely situation already. And I'm imagining everything kind of must hit the fan at that point. Yeah, it really did. And it really was sort of from the moment I walked into the apartment and closed the door.

39:48and it was dead silent. And I was like, oh, okay. I need to come to terms with, at that point, she had died six months before. But like you said, I was cocooned with my family, with the people who love me the most and was insulated, which is, I guess, one of the things love is for, is to make you feel better. And they suffered a loss as well. But obviously, I was the one who was going to be grappling with it in sort of a unique way from my kids in the Amit. So I'm in that apartment and I needed to find a way towards grieving and defining what this is and what happened. And I really did it through the show.

40:35I mean, I sort of just decided I'm going to figure this out, but the show is about grief. I hate to say it was a good coincidence, but by God, if you have to go through this, the The fact that you got to play someone who's grieving the loss of somebody and you're lonely as fuck in real life. Yes. You don't have to act, really. Yeah. Just gliding right into it and very directly letting it out and processing it in the show. There's a scene in the show, actually, where we were on the side of the road at the site of my wife's car accident in the seventh episode. And just by sheer coincidence, because we shot the whole season at once, it was on the one year anniversary of my mom dying.

41:16Oh, wow. And I didn't realize it till that day. And so there were things like that where I could pretty directly process. When you shut the door to the apartment and you go, we got some dealing to do. Are you overcome with fear for that process? What's your reaction to knowing that? Oh, we're going to go through some stuff now and we're going to be by ourselves and we're going to get into this. I'm a person who tries to compartmentalize and push things to a later date. And so I busied myself with getting ready for the show and the election was about to happen. And so I was preoccupied with that.

41:59And so I closed that door and was like, oh, shit. And really felt the loss right there. Like there is a giant elephant in this room with me, but it'll be there. I'm here for eight months or whatever. I'll be fine. And eventually after a few weeks and just hours of alone time, because no one was socializing really and restaurants, you know, it was so weird that I really did have to figure it out there. And I didn't talk to a therapist while I was there. And I really should have. I did in a way sort of come to terms with it and come to terms with the fact that grief is something that is a flat circle in one way or the other.

42:45It stays with you. And sometimes it feels like it happened 10 minutes ago. And sometimes it feels like it happened 50 years ago. Yeah. And sometimes it's surreal that that person is no longer in your life. It's just like unbelievable. It's really hard to imagine someone exists and they don't. As dumb and simple as that is to say, it is so weird that you can exist and then not exist. Yeah. And someone that is so instrumental in who you are, you know, this thing that I'm doing for a living. When she was gone, I realized that part of the reason I was doing this in the first place was for her to see it.

43:32Yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, of course. Yeah. And so when that was gone, I was sort of like, who am I going to impress? Yeah. So I had to straighten that out and sort of come to terms with the fact that these feelings and this love that you have for a person and their love for you doesn't go anywhere. It's still here. It's kind of what you're made of. Yeah. The structure of you is that. That's right. Right. And a parent dying, it's like part of the sky going away or something. It's sort of a big thing. Well, it's the thing you're most tethered to. Yeah. So when my dad died, I had these conflicting feelings of like, A, he had become a dependent of mine.

44:16You were taking care of him. Supporting him. So unfortunately, a lot of our conversations over those last few years were like, I need this. It's just not a great dynamic. It's hard. Yeah. And then, you know, I lived with my mom primarily my whole life. When he was dying, it was a lot of work for me. So I had this conflicting, I felt a sense of relief when he died. And I was like, okay, this battle's over. We got him through it without too much carnage. That's a win. I had a misleading sense of relief for a few months. And then opened up the door to like, oh, I'm never going to chat with him again.

44:51Or he's not going to see anything I do. But through all of that, I was like, also, thank God it's not my mom. Because my mom for me is the thing you're talking about. Like Dax wants to live in the woods and fucking be annihilated drunk all day. And anything I've ever done positive was because my mom believed enough that I was a good boy and I needed to make her happy. And so I've often thought if she's not around for me to even think, what would she think? That feels like a very scary place for me to be in. I really rely on her to almost be my super ego. Just like in the back of your head, your mom is this very unique station.

45:30It's so fucking thankless. You watch Naomi and I watch Chris and I go, my God, what do you want to go through? And meanwhile, I'm walking around like... And then they're like, Dad! Yeah. You know that Nick Kroll special where he's just like, moms are annoying. Yes. They are. Why? It's so unfair. Because they know you. So well, in a way that no one else does. Not your dad. No one. They just know. They were in your body. Well, they're who you are able to be scared in front of vulnerable. Yeah. Even as an adult, something would happen. I would call her. No matter how embarrassing, you know that that call is there.

46:12Yes. You know? To your point, guaranteed I'm feeling better when I get off the phone with my mom. 100%. She'd somehow find the silver lining. That's right. Horrific. And give you the kernel of whatever it is. At least for me, part of a son's journey, and I'm sure it's the same for no matter what gender you are, there is a period of time where you need to peel away and show that you don't need your mom. You've got this. You're good. You're a big boy. Yeah, that's right. And I already know anything you're going to say anyway, because I'm a grown up now. but thinking back on that stuff is painful but i think also just being a parent now you just know you don't care no anytime my kids are shitty to me ultimately i don't really give a shit i almost think good for you yeah sometimes like when they tell me off i'm like good for you you got some backbone yeah not bad you're supposed to hate me from time to time that's right it would be weird if you didn't roll your eyes and slam the door right now.

47:16Yes. If you're lucky, you get two sources of unconditional love. And then when that starts going away, it's so scary. What's left? It is scary. We have the great luxury and gift of, I think what you do with that is you just turn it on your kids. It's like, I don't have that thing. I miss that thing. I'm never going to have that thing, but I have this thing. Yeah. Imagine when you don't have kids and you go through the loss of a parent. It's got to be really destabilizing. Yeah. Kind of now not tethered to really anything. I can't imagine. Monica, are both of your parents with us? Yes, they are.

47:50I live with so much fear of something happening to them. And I think part of it is that I don't really have a place to channel it. But in some ways, I think not that it's a cop out. But like you said, in the pandemic, you could sort of channel it with your family. We're all ultimately by ourselves, really. And so when you really sit with it, you are going to have to process it anyway. At some point. Yeah. And the kids aren't really going to be the answer to that. They probably don't deserve to be the answer to that. They're going to bail like every other kid does. My son's in his senior year in high school and that's going to happen in less than a year.

48:30That's awful. Oh, my God. It's so awful. Why? Why is life structured like this? It's crazy. It's so wild. And you were so kind, too. He came over and interviewed you for his film class. Oh, yeah. Boy, oh, boy, was that a feather in his cap. Doing a little mini doc on cars and Dax Shepard's in his fucking - That's pretty cool. Showing off some of my cars. He's so smart and such a kind, lovely person and into really cool stuff. It's the best. But it's going to be incredibly sad when he fucking leaves. Oh, God, yeah. Jesus. Well, yeah, you shut the door to an apartment in New York and that had some justification.

49:10But the notion that you'll be shutting your door to your home when Frankie leaves, you'll go, we're going to have to deal with this. Yeah. Now we just have each other. Yes. Jesus. Maybe they'll come back. My brother went back home for a while. Really? Yeah. Like after college or? Okay. He just recently left. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So you never know. Good for him. I was panicking for my mom because that's even worse. It's like, then you have a really long time. I think you probably trick yourself into this is forever. Great. He'll live here. This is just the way it's going to go. She gets to make sandwiches for him every day.

49:45And now he's really gone. Did she have to go through the grieving all over again? She went to YouTube instead. She likes YouTube. I think she's still. You mean just watching YouTube. She's dealt with a ton of shit and she's figured it out. Where do they live? Georgia. So anyway, I was like, oh no. And also she just lost her dad. And I was like, oh my God, my brother's leaving. and that's happening and this is a disaster, but she's - Well, you know what? When that happens sometimes, the second time they leave - Is that of this middle ground? Maybe it's like, okay. I remember when I came back in between years at school, I had only been gone for eight months and I remember moving back into my mom's house and she was a little like, huh, okay, yeah, you're here now.

50:28She had processed and transitioned. She had already moved on. So there was some adjusting to happen. The baby boomers did it quicker. they know how to get through something really bad that's right okay now back to severance so those are kind of unique circumstance in which you are filming the first and so here's what happened as you know it's my favorite show told you non-stop we got six screeners for the upcoming season oh you did which we were ecstatic about i came in and i lord these few things i get over because kristen has access to everything in the world i'm never offering something cool and i'm like uh guess who's got six episodes of next season so so excited sign in to watch them and i go let's watch the recap i wonder if you've done the same thing i had the same crisis yeah of morality or i was like i want to so bad but i don't think i should and mainly actually because i want to be watching it while the world is watching it there's something about you being like we have to wait a week that's makes it really fun it's fun i guess but that's not why i didn't watch the new ones i watched the recap and i was like hon are you remembering this yeah yeah and she's like not as much as normal and kristen can really remember a tv show monica will tell you come back from game of thrones she's still remembering yeah so i was like i'm inclined to start over which i've done i can't recommend this enough to people you should start right now in anticipation.

51:58I'm doing the same thing because Ben and I are hosting a podcast, which I hope to be on. Yes. Where we go through every episode of the first season, then we'll be doing a weekly thing for season two and rewatching the show. I hadn't seen it in a long time and it's been three years. So we're encouraging people to rewatch the whole season. I can't believe how much I forgot about it. And I can't believe how much I'm enjoying rewatching. I think more than I've ever enjoyed rewatching it. There's a lot of it that feels like I'm watching it for the first time. That's great. I think because of the gap between seasons.

52:29Long time. But then also the density of it and the subtlety of it. And it's interesting watching it, knowing more about it. I think you get more from it. But anyways, all that to say, I didn't watch any of the new season because now I'm on episode four. Kristen went out of town. I already decided, fuck her. I'm going on without her, which is another rare. I don't do that. That's a tough decision to make. whether or not you're going to be honest about it or re-watch those episodes pretending it's the first time. Yeah. Three viewings before we. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I guess my fear, because I love the show so much is what do you do with the second season?

53:03Right. How long did that take for them to crack that? Also, Dan, is that the writer, creator's name? Yeah. The only thing he had ever written for before this was Lip Sync Battle. Yeah, man. Do you know this story. He wrote for Lip Sync Battle. He sent the pilot for Severance as a writing sample to Red Hour. Yeah. And Nikki Weinstock and Jackie Cohn at Red Hour read the script and thought it was great and brought it to Ben. And so, yeah, it was more of a sample like, hey, I'm a writer. But they were like, what about this as a actual thing? And Dan was working at a door factory when that sample was sent to Red Hour.

53:45Oh, my God. Yeah. In what state? In California? Here somewhere. Good for us. We're manufacturing doors. I thought that was more of a Wisconsin thing. Listen, without doors, what are you going to do? He's just the coolest guy and brilliant, obviously. And he and Ben just started working on this and developing it. And Jackie and Nikki, I'm sure, Dan was kind of scooped up from nowhere, having no real credits. It's fun talking to him about the show and where it can go and stuff. And he has it all in his head. And also when he's thinking of something new, it's really fun to hear him sort of go, oh, yeah, that's cool.

54:20And then little cul-de-sacs and roads he goes down. He always takes an unexpected, strange direction. But also as far as the kind of language of Lumen, there is no one who can really crack it and write it like he can. It's a really particular thing that he invented and has a real direct line to is the strange phrasing and nomenclature of human and cure and this whole world. It's really fun. How much of Ben's fingerprint is on it directorially? Because then I'll admit this. I had not seen Escape from Danimore or I saw the first one. I don't know why I didn't continue. But we just watched it. I don't know.

55:04Three weeks ago. and fucking loved it. It's amazing. I just rewatched it too last week. And did you see the parallels? Yes. It's a similar thing. You're like trapped in a world. You don't have your autonomy. You're trying to escape. I don't know. It's interesting. Yes. I really zeroed in on this time watching Dan Amora, how art figured into their lives. Because John Turturro and Christopher Walken's characters, particularly John Irv, his life is really connected to art and the paintings and the rules and all of the sort of culture of the world is really important to him and the guys in Dan Amora, Benicio del Toro and Paul Dano's characters, you know, when you have very little, your sort of stimuli is really cut off.

55:49These things become really important. And in Severance, it almost seems dangerous. You're looking at all those hallways, they're stark white, they're meaningless. And then the painting that he hangs up, It's like the most exciting. It's like the fucking sphere in Vegas in that world. And when Christopher Walken's delivering the new tote bags for the manual, that's a huge deal. Yeah. It's an event. Could you see all this stuff when you read the script? Not like this. The tone of it was really found during the first season. And I think, you know, usually when you go back and watch the first season of any show that you know and love, the first few episodes, it's like, okay, they're figuring it out.

56:32Since we shot the season all at once, we were still shooting the first episode 10 months in. So something that worked in our favor is us finding our sea legs was spread out over the season. There's no moment you can detect that. And that's to Ben and Dan's credit. Were you guys worried? Were you like, maybe we should put masks on and maybe we should redo the COVID experience while we shoot season two to keep it home. Right. To keep our isolation. Because that was magic and that's scary. It's scary going back to anything that worked or works. As much love I have for the show as I have anxiety about how we perpetuate this world in a way that ends up being satisfying logically.

57:11It's a big endeavor. You know, when we started season two, it was like there is this steep mountain in front of us. Holy shit. Okay, let's go. She's like doing Pulp Fiction too. Dude. Yeah. And just the enormity of it. It's so much to do. And I love that. I love getting in and chipping away. And I love working with Ben. Something we have in common is we don't want to stop until we get it right. I completely trust his taste and his eye. And that's something that you have to have in a director is complete trust and how often is that but i do with him i have no business saying this evaluating his career in this way but i'm going to so it's like he did tropic thunder he made that movie so big and glossy and actiony which is cool he showed he could do that i was watching danimore i was like okay so this is him saying like i don't have to fuck with comedy i know exactly how to do drama and i feel like severance is the beneficiary of him having proved he can do everything and now letting in some of the comedy and the weirdness.

58:18This to me just feels like the total synergy of all the previous work. That's really interesting. There's just like a confidence. It can be anything because the show's often hysterical, I think. And it's just all things now. Yeah. Stay tuned for more Armchair Expert, if you dare.

59:07Okay, Walken and Turturro. with both of them. It was like six weeks into the shoot and they both were starting on the same day. And I was so excited and actually took a picture of the call sheet and send it to my friend Stu. It was like, guess who I'm working with tomorrow, bro. It's so fun to still be that excited. That's great. I was so excited, but couldn't get to sleep because I was so excited. Stay up to like four. Oh boy. woke up not because of my alarm but because of pounding on my door i was supposed to get in the car at probably 6 a.m and it was 8 30 oh no oh my god two and a half hours sleeping set was an hour away oh no now it's rush my assistant was pounding on the door which means he had time to drive from set all the way down to Tribeca and pound on my door.

1:00:04This was the first day with John Turturro and Christopher Walker. After you'd bragged to your buddy the night before. Yes. Which is the kiss of death, right? You're showing up feeling great about yourself. Oh my God. I let him in and was running around the apartment crying, trying to get all my shit together. because usually I wake up with at least an hour of just time to drink coffee and read the fucking whatever. Okay. So you finally show up on set. Presumably, you know, these two legends who you can't wait to work with. They've been told our lead actor. Yes. We can't find him. I just had to go apologize.

1:00:43And what did you say? I said, I am so sorry. I just flew in from China. The thing that really sucked about it is that I knew no matter what I say, it's going to sound like bullshit. No matter what I say. Yeah. You're a guy who just slept in two and a half hours. I now have put myself in a position where I have to earn it back with these two guys who I don't know. And I've been working on this first impression now for a while and I am starting at a serious deficit. Yeah. You're in a hole. No matter what I say, no matter how gracious they are, they're going to be like fucking dick the number one on the call sheet ends up being an asshole i might have been tempted i don't know if this manipulative is also just dead honest i probably said to them you're to blame i was so excited to work with both of you that i couldn't go to sleep till 4 a.m that would have been a good move maybe bury it in some flattery but also that might have sounded like god this guy's a pathological liar on top of being these guys a drug addict probably that's what it is.

1:01:44Just immediately went to, is that what you immediately think everyone is thinking about you is this guy's drug addict. This guy relapsed. Totoro was just like, oh, happens to everybody. Happened to me. In the seventies. Yeah. Right. I have so much curiosity about both those gentlemen. They're in a similar category for me where there's this group of actors where I'm like, they're so intrinsically interesting and unique and different that I almost can't believe they can also act. They're so genuinely authentic. I can't believe that Christopher Walken finishes work and then goes home and makes himself something to eat and watches television and goes to sleep.

1:02:23Yeah. I'm like, what? Or he's behind a guy at the parking garage arm who can't get his credit card to work. He's just there for 12, 15 minutes. Should I get out and try to help him? Yeah. He's dealing with that stuff. Christopher Walken. No. So to see him in the makeup chair looking at his phone, I'm like, oh my God. Yeah. Turturro is similar for me. I went to see his directorial debut opening night in 92, Mac. Anyway, I held all that back till I got to know him a little bit and then eventually kind of unleashed it all on him. And did he like it? Yeah, he's the coolest and such a sweet. Who is he?

1:03:00He would be such a great person to have on. We're trying. Oh, I would love. He's a fascinating guy and one of the great actors that we have. I mean, he is a beautiful actor. Yeah. That's another word I feel is overused. More so like 10 years ago, but beautiful. Everything's beautiful. I like you describing him as beautiful. And I have often described that. That whole storyline on Severance, it's hard to imagine that show without it. I know. It's really the heart of the show. It really, really is. It's beautiful. It is. It is. It is. It is. They're both beautiful. The way they play it is just impossibly perfect.

1:03:40They're really close friends and have been for a long time. And it was John's idea to have Christopher Walken play that part. You can just see the love there that they have for each other. It's very special. He was really taking care of Chris on set. Not that he needs to be taken care of, but he would come in for a scene every few weeks. It was just so sweet and lovely. And that's a rare thing to have someone who is that kind of embedded in our consciousness. I'm going to put you in that category, which is I think the most impressive thing about those two from the outside, not knowing them at all, is just going, yeah, man, these two are still fucking starving to make art.

1:04:19Like they're still dying to express themselves. I don't have that as much, sadly, but I see that you have that a ton. I think that'll be you as long as you want it to be you. That's very kind of you to say. I'll close on this. But you're doing that here. I'm doing a different version, I guess. Yes. No, we're all storytellers. I mean, we're just three storylines. Fire right here, you guys. The last thing I'll close with is just an interesting conversation that we had this summer. And I've played it back in my head a few times to double check. It didn't at all offend you. But we were talking about the people that recognize you.

1:04:57I don't know if you remember this conversation. and there is an enthusiasm people have towards you that you have a hard time accepting, I think as we all do. But I was trying to explain to you why I understand it very much so in regards to you, which is I think you are for people what Nicolas Cage was for me, which is this guy isn't the high school quarterback. He's one of us and he did it. He got invited to the big party and he's the star of the big show. And I see myself in him. And I think that's a rad space to occupy. And I don't know how you took that, but I know that's how people feel about you.

1:05:41That's how I feel about you. I'm like, oh yeah, the dude I was making jokes with in the classroom about the popular people. He somehow is there. I keep thinking about Nicolas Cage walking out on that talk show and doing those kicks. Oh, yeah. That's on Instagram all the time. Have you gone down the full YouTube rabbit hole of his compilations of talk show appearances? No, I should. He's number one of all times. The best. I'm just going to tell you, he's talking to Letterman about, he goes, you know, Dave, you know, I have this King Cobra, it's Daryl or whatever his name is. You know, I just love getting home from work and I go over to see how Daryl is.

1:06:18And I put up the sheet and Daryl just kind of like, he looks at me and he's saying hi. and then all of a sudden he just says, fuck you, Nick Cage! He just starts screaming at Letterman that he's doing this cobra attacking the cage. The fact that you thought he was attainable is hilarious. Yeah, that's amazing. I thought I could get that wild on TV. I could see the direct line from Dax to Nicolas Cage. And I'm sure Letterman loved that. Yes. Well, I'll say that that is so kind of you to say. And I'll accept it just as much as I did this summer when you said it to me, which is not really at all.

1:07:01But I appreciate it. And you're kind and lovely to say so. And I think that this show as a fan is so great. And it is where you're able to funnel and express yourself in a really direct, important way. And I think you being so actualized and you journaling every morning is a really important thing. And the fact that there are as many people listening to this as there are hearing that healthy behavior from you, because listening to you talk about that makes me want to do it. I'm like, yeah, that makes sense. And without being preachy or self-helpy about it, you're just talking about yourself and how you're living your life.

1:07:47And I think that that is incredibly important. And you're doing a lot of good just by sharing yourself in a more direct way than you would have been able to by acting. You're really kind of sharing your insides here. And that's really hard to do. So I'm grateful that you're doing this. Well, thank you, Adam. And I'm grateful that you're doing this, Monica. Thank you. From episode seven to episode 807. What a gap. 807? 807. That would be incredible. Rob, what would it be? Oh, damn. Oh, my God. That's a lot of episodes. So I just don't want you to let 832 episodes go by between first and next visit.

1:08:25Wow, that's a lot. All right, everybody see Severance. It comes out on Apple TV Plus on January 17th. And the podcast comes out on January 7th. Two episodes initially and then weekly as the show unveils. Yeah. Two episodes initially and then one episode per day until season two premieres on the 17th. And then season two will have one episode per week. Okay. Wonderful. That's a complicated schedule. I just got to say this new season, we also add Alia Shawcat, who we're obsessed with. Love her. Merit Weaver, who I loved on Nurse Jackie. Gwendolyn, Christy, Brienne of Tarth. Oh, wow. Oh, this is so exciting.

1:09:08These casting choices are as good as it gets. Yep. All right. That's all. I love you. Can't wait for our next chit chat. Thank you. Everyone watch Severance. Thank you, Monica. He is an armchair expert, but he makes mistakes all the time. Thank God Monica's here. She's got to let him have the facts. New shirt. Old shirt. New attitude. Oh, boy. Oh, wow.

1:09:37who's rocks in uh motocross racer oh is that you rob okay did you take a little fall even though you haven't done them before apparently you can still do them it's your new year's resolution great segue to talk about don't die that doc because he was working so tirelessly on his splits which i guess he had identified as something that was youthful Yeah. Well, limber. Limber. You want to be limber and flexible. That is, that's important. That's why people stretch and stuff. Yeah. It's just such a specific goal, the splits. I can see myself making one like that because a lot of my goals aren't totally logical.

1:10:21Well, remember, it's Max's New Year's resolution. To do the splits. Yeah. And you said, I don't think he can because if you don't learn by a certain time. I think there's an anatomic reality to all this, but maybe I'm wrong. Not according to Don't Die Guy, Brian Johnson. That's nice. You remembered his name. I didn't think I had it, but I do. For people who don't know, it's a doc about a guy who has sold an internet company and has some$400 million or something. Yeah. And is spending$2.5 million a year to reverse his aging and try to live as long as possible. Yeah, he's doing it with this company where they have steps and it's all in like it's wild.

1:11:02It's diet, the exercise. It's his whole life. It's just devoted to that. Yeah. And I didn't finish. Oh, you didn't finish. No, I got to a part that was a critical part of the story where I think it explains a lot of his backstory and perhaps what led him here. but then I stopped and then I forgot to pick it back up. And then I remembered we were probably going to talk about it. So I thought, Oh, I should finish it. But then I watched conclave instead. I did too. Not in that order, but I did see conclave last weekend, which is not the type of movie I'm going to run towards because it's the Catholic church, but I'm going to get derailed by that.

1:11:44I'm a little bummed you didn't finish because again, there's so many knee jerk, immediate things you want to say about this. And I was just kind of wading through those and trying to resist that urge. And you're watching all these pundits who just they have vitriol for this man, like hatred. They're so mad at this man for doing it, which I who cares? Ultimately, it's his life. Yeah. He made this money. He can spend it any way he wants. If anything, he's dumping it right back into the economy. So maybe they should be delighted about that. But there's some obvious things. first and foremost you're right it it appears at least from the doc that is it's his entire day yeah and then so yeah the first question begged for me is like well what's the point of being alive if the only thing you do while you're alive is try to stay alive which i think is semi-relevant but then also no that implies there's some qualitative way to measure how one's spending their time i'm choosing to spend my time one way that would not be pleasurable for me to do it his way so yeah for me that would be a bad cost benefit but for him i i think he like he's very very lonely the doc is kind of sad and sweet it's sweet and his house looks like it's so nice but it looks empty and cold and cold it's very modern it's probably supposed to be cold because i think you're supposed to keep your body kind of cold sure and you probably shouldn't have too much color because maybe that's bad for your eyes or something.

1:13:17I thought about him this morning. I was like, I am incredibly envious of his 30 days in a row of a 100 sleep score. Yeah, that's that he's dialed. It is. But then for what? I know. Then you don't the energy you're saving is used to just like do the red light therapy. And yeah. However, anyone wants to live their life, if it's not causing harm to somebody else is fine. Yeah. But I did think spoiler. This is sort of where I stopped, but I got some information that he was Mormon. Oh, yeah, yeah. You weren't really towards the end. I think you're about halfway through. Yeah, that's probably right.

1:13:51He was raised Mormon and had a Mormon family before he left the church. Yes. And his mom and dad got divorced and the dad had his own struggles. Yeah. He loved Coke, which made me like the dad right away. Sure. And was in jail. He was a drinker. Yeah. You know. He set up on all of these fronts to need a lot of control in his life. This overlaps nicely with the Aaron Rodgers doc, which I keep bringing up because he was raising, by his account, a very, very constrictive, dogmatic version of Christianity that he found very, very cumbersome. And you weren't allowed to question things and all the normal pushback.

1:14:35but there does seem to be a little bit of a pattern where people who are raised in that and escape it find their way back into another version of it just missing the deity yeah of course it's a discipline you don't shed your personality that much i mean that this is like such a dumb anecdote but when i was home my brother is like always sick at the holidays and he was staying at the house and he like came downstairs and he was like I feel that thing in my throat where I'm definitely about to be sick yeah and we were like and I was like maybe not you know maybe it's just a little scratch you're probably fine and then he was like well I know I know what this feeling is and then he went but whatever the next morning I came downstairs and I asked my mom I was like, is he sick?

1:15:28And she was like, you know, if he was sick. And I was like, what do you mean? And she was just saying, like, he's just very vocal when he's sick. He talks a lot about it. He needs a lot. And she said, you have never been like that. You just went to sleep always since you were little. If you were sick, you just went away and just went to sleep. Right. And I was like, huh, I guess I still kind of do that when I'm sick. and she was like, yeah, people don't change that much. Yeah, right, right, right. And like a mom can see from day one till whatever. You could do fast math if you wanted. 365 times 36.

1:16:05That's a biggie. 37. 37. 13 ,505. Thank you. That's it. No, it's more than that. 365 times 37. There's only what? 13 ,505. That seems like. It's not that many. I did it in my head, so I might be wrong. did it my head that's some aaron rogers can do insane amounts of math in his head oh whoa yeah like his one kink is he can square anything real time you can throw him any number and he can square it which is cool but in any rate he has a very militant and some would applaud and i have no actual opinion on it but he is he's in a five-day silent room with no light he's on an ayahuasca trip every few months.

1:16:55He's like, if he's not playing football, he is pursuing the spiritual path he's on, but with a veracity that just feels very still religious. Yeah. And then I, of course, I'm like, yeah, I don't believe there's a guy in the sky. I understand why you're rejecting that. But then there's also a lot of angles of this ayahuasca thing because you get to see him practice that a lot where it's, you know, to me, it's just as, you know, you got to play drums and do the whole thing and the incense and the and i'm like are you just out in another on another ledge yeah and it has similar things rituals and all of the same things that religion has yeah i guess you really just community is the the religion community is the superpower the magic power the deity i do think when people get together and they agree on something and practice in a way it's whatever yeah so he's back to the dude so yes he was raised mormon and so in some ways that he brings that same diligence and work ethic to this pursuit yeah but what gets really sweet and sad about it is he's very very lonely he you know he had this really bad experience with this one woman after he had been divorced who he broke up with when she had cancer oh and um she sued him and said he should support her forever because he's rich.

1:18:17And, you know, I'm like, you don't get a severance package when you date someone. It's just not even the person's rich. That's how dating works. You're not you don't get a severance. You're not owed. Yeah. So the guy very publicly got sued by this woman. And of course, people just because he's rich, he's the oppressor and she's the oppressed. Forget the other stuff. But also because she had cancer. That's a tricky. That's tricky. I think for anyone to hear that, it's a little like, you left during that? Well, again, you assume they left because the person had cancer. Well, no, but the problem is when you leave someone in their time of need, regardless of how bad they are personality.

1:18:57I mean, this just gets complicated. It's a bad look. It's a bad look. But you can't imagine you've been with someone for a year. You're already on the verge of breaking up, and then they get a cancer diagnosis. So you're just like, I was already out. there's no way I have the capacity to now care for you for two years when I was already not wanting to be with you. I don't know. Anyways, let's not get him. He's lonely and he has this boy and his son and him are so, so close. And his son also had left the religion. So he's dealing with the same. They can relate on that. And the kid's going to go to college.

1:19:27And you can tell he's really, really scared about losing his buddy. And all that's really touching. And by the end, And I liked the guy, I guess is what I'm saying. That's nice. Yeah. Yeah. So he does have a company that's helping him, but he also he's going down to this little, you know, there's a smidgen. It's called like Opportunity Land or something down in Honduras. They've carved out this little Prosperia. I think it's called. Geez. The government granted this little area on a peninsula and basically total free market everything. You don't have there's no FDA. So there's a lot of experimental medicine happening down there.

1:20:04There's a lot of like crypto weird financial stuff happening. It's just free for all. It's a free for all. Wow. And he goes down there and he gets this gene therapy, which is just not allowed anywhere, but Prosperia. So it's like he is got a company and a pro call, but he also he's going rogue. He goes rogue. And when you enter a path like this, I don't know if you can help but go rogue. Because, yeah, I'm on the ladder somewhere. Like I'm doing things with the goal of living a long time to see my grandkids and I'm doing a lot more things than other people do. Yeah. And they likely think I'm spending too much time doing that or whatever.

1:20:39Yeah. And for me, it feels completely normal and it's not taking over my life. Yeah. Again, I think whatever people are doing for themselves to get through life, if it's not hurting people is fine. I think people maybe rightly so, maybe not. I don't know. It's a scale of luxury, right? Like this guy gets to because of his work. Like, you know, he created this thing and he made this money. Got divorced over, worked nonstop. Because of that, he has the luxury to devote his life to living forever. And I think for a lot of people who watch that, they might say like, oh, that's crazy. But there's probably an element of, well, why does he get to devote his time to living forever?

1:21:30And I don't. I have grandkids or, you know, I want to live to see my grandkids and I have to work a nine to five. I could never do that. And so there's just it just gets hard. I would like to do something very self-serving, but I don't really know how else to get the message out. I desperately need a tattoo artist in L.A. I don't want to fly anywhere. I don't want anyone to have to fly here. I want a good tattoo artist who is open to this is a total transaction going in and altering all of my tattoos enough that it is now an original piece of work and then sign me over the rights to that. And I will pay for that so that I own my art and can go short sleeve and commercials again.

1:22:13Got it. Someone experiencing cover ups. OK. That's a good way of saying it. Experienced in cover ups. Yeah, if you could hit me in the comments of this episode and I'll find you. But I definitely need to sit down and have someone go through and alter every single thing so I can have my arm back. That was self-serving, but I've been meaning to. I don't know how else to solve that. Yeah, great. Anything else? You want any appeals to the audience you want to put out there? You looking for any specialists in any categories? No. No. Not currently. Conclave. What a movie. Conclave was great. Please see it.

1:22:46I think it's like, yeah, a hard sell just based on the genre. It's a pope movie, kind of. It's really not. It's about the process of electing. Is that even the word they use? Vetting, electing. A pope. Yeah. And it's so much more complicated and human. It's so human. Yeah. At the end of the day, even though it's supposed to be godly and, you know, above us, it's not. It's people making these decisions. There's ambition and power. The things I liked right away is they are encased in traditions down to the tiniest things. Like the way it starts and the way you take the ring off the pope. And there's a device that already exists.

1:23:35You put the ring in this thing. You chisel off this one piece. And like that instrument exists. And then the wax press and every single thing has a way of doing it and an order to it. And all these little devices that go along with it, I think, to add validity and credence to the whole thing. I mean, I think it's very calculated. But there's something I loved about watching all these little weird customs that go along with this whole process. It's really good. Shout out to Tucci. He was phenomenal. Stanley Tucci was in it. Love him so much. Double Rose Prada, friend of the pod. Yes. Ralph Fiennes is good, too.

1:24:14Oh, my God. He's so good. Can you explain to me why Ralph Fiennes is Ralph Fiennes? That still is a big mystery to me. I'm just not sure. OK, but his name is R-A-L-P-H Fiennes. Yes. And you pronounce that Ralph Fiennes. Yeah. That's a huge mystery to me. Yeah. I guess maybe his parents made that up. I don't know. Because, you know, his brother, Joseph. His brother, I think, is Ralph Fiennes. Feinz spelled R-A-Y. It's apparently a UK tradition. Is it? Oh, it's like. It's in the UK to pronounce Ralph as Ralph. Rafe. Rafe. Strange English quirk where something is pronounced entirely different than how it's spelled.

1:24:53Well, his brother, the actor. Joseph. Joseph Feinz. He doesn't have a fun one like that. He doesn't get to go by like Zoe. Right. People do sacrifice a lot for what they believe to be bigger than them. Not everyone does, but a lot of people do. I'm a little more cynical. I think a lot of people try to do it and then there's just cracks everywhere in pursuit of that. Yeah, that's probably true. I mean, again, it's back to the don't die. Like, I think that's fine. Like, that's their decision. Yeah. I actually think it's a fairly noble one, whether it's possible or not. I think the pursuit is fine.

1:25:32Can I ask what's noble about it? Why is it good to not have had sex with a woman? That's not it. It's giving up your life to the service of something else. Got it. Not having sex part is a piece of that that they've decided that I didn't grow up in that. So I can't speak to it, you know, but they whatever have their own reasons for it. And it's a weird one to pick. Speaking of giving up your life for your sacrifice, you know, sacrificing. I remembered during the fight, you know, the fires are still happening, but they're getting contained, more and more contained, which is really good. My hot professor.

1:26:10Yeah. He was a firefighter before he was a professor. Oh, you were? Yes. It just like occurred to me when I was walking and I was like, oh yeah. Of course. Of course. He had it all. I know. He had the brains. He had the brawn and the firefighting skills. He had it all. By the time this airs, I'll have gone to see the Lions play, which I'm so excited about. Oh, that's great. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it a playoff game? Yeah. They had a bye week, so they got to sit up the first round of the playoffs, and now we commence. That's very exciting. They're going to play the Washington Commanders?

1:26:50Commanders, yeah. Okay, were they not? So they were the Washington Redskins. Correct. Which is a no-no for obvious reasons, so they got rid of that name, but weren't they for several years, Rob, just called like washington football team yeah yeah a lot of sports there's like a hockey team like that right now too that's just the hockey team oh that's kind of cool they take a little while to name and brand everything so there's like two or three seasons occasionally where they're not a real team yet it's just so funny um are you gonna go to the wash the washington football team game doesn't have a great way there's a utah hockey club right now the utah hockey club that That sounds so triple A or it does sounds really far down.

1:27:34It doesn't sound like NHL. Yeah, that's true. Hockey club. Hockey friends. Detroit hockey friends. Well, that's very exciting. Yes. I mean, I'm taking my boyfriend, Aaron. Fun. Oh, that'll be great. We also get to be on the field during warm up and stuff. Oh, cool. Yeah. That's very fun. Oh, I'm very excited. You're going to be like the McConaughey. McConaughey? I mean, I don't deserve to be the McConaughey. Nobody can be the McConaughey. But of course, I would love to be McConaughey. And I haven't earned being the McConaughey. McConaughey has not missed Longhorn's game, I think, in 30 years. He has left vacations.

1:28:14You know, that incredible story I told that Kutcher told me that he heard him partying very late at night in the Bahamas at four in the morning. And then when he woke up at nine and turned on the football game, And Makani was magically standing on the field in Austin. Yeah, he knows how to teleport. He's the only one. Yeah, so I just, I don't even deserve that. But, and I'm also wondering if I'll bump into other Detroiters. Like, will I see Sam Richardson? Or, you know, will I see any of these folks? That's very fun. Will I see Eminem, who I've never met? If they go to the Super Bowl, are you going to go?

1:28:47No. Where is the Super Bowl? New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans at the Caesars Superdome. You've been to the Super Bowl. I've been twice for work. I went once for Ellen and once to promote chips. Yep. And as I said, it's the only two times in my life I've been nervous somewhere. Yeah. I just don't like what kind of targeted. I don't know. I just start ruminating. And then I enjoy the Super Bowl so much being at home and eating the snacks and being able to actually follow the game. This was even a decision when I was like, do I go to one of the early playoff games or, you know, God willing, they'll go all the way.

1:29:26Do I go to a later one? And I was like, no, as it's getting more and more intense, I actually need to be at my house watching play by play with a close up and hearing the calls and all this stuff because I can't follow things all that well in person. Yeah. I'm not great at that. A little distracted. I feel like football is a newer interest and that's fun. Yeah. That's not my sport. I'll watch two or three games throughout the year. Tops. Yeah. But I do generally watch the playoffs because I want to be very excited about the Super Bowl. Because I love the Super Bowl just as a holiday. Yeah. And I feel like I can amplify it if I actually know the stakes and who went through what to get there.

1:30:00Yeah. So I generally will start watching and maybe the second round of the playoffs. But the Detroit thing adds a whole new thing. I watched a ton of Detroit games. I put it as a season pass and I actually watched all the games. I know. I think it's fun to have a new interest as we get older. For sure. Yeah, I think you've got to fight the inclination to stop being interested in anything. I think that's the natural arc of life. Yeah. You get interested in less and less things. Stay tuned for more Armchair Expert, if you dare.

1:30:43Have you seen the coach, Dan Campbell? Uh-uh. Dan Campbell's bigger than all of the players. he is an enormous he's an ex-player oh cool and he just has an enormous head and neck and shoulders and it's really encouraging for your leader to look bigger than the players yeah like yet at any moment he might pad up i like a coach that knows the game walks the wall personally yeah like at waffle house when they have to work at a waffle house in order to be the ceo oh they do yeah you You have to serve some time. Yeah. Walk. Do the do all the jobs. Uh-huh. Break up a couple thousand fights at 2 a.m.

1:31:24Exactly. OK. J.J. Redick, the Lakers coach. OK. Isn't he? We're putting Rob to the test. You know, the funny thing is Rob knows fantasy football. Is that fair to say, Rob? Yeah. Yeah. Like he doesn't have any coach on his roster. I know. In fantasy. So there's no reason. I still expect you to know all of it. I did win Charlie's League this season. You had Gibbs, though, right? Yeah, I had Gibbs and a lot of Bengals players. So the running back right now for the Detroit Lions is absolutely insanely talented. And he got four touchdowns in the Viking games, which was a Lions record. I mean, he is young, very tiny and unstoppable.

1:32:07That's awesome. OK, I'm right about J.J. Redick. He's the head coach of the Lakers. And this is a sad thing, but I didn't know that. And I saw he popped up on my Instagram because he lost his home. OK, but I was looking at him and I was like, this is the coach. He looks so young. Oh, OK. This is now the age bracket you've entered. Yes. Now I'm at this point where I'm like, what is going on? But he is 40, which is better. I thought he was younger than me when I saw and I got very well, you're unnerved. I think you can measure your age in this very predictable way where it's like for a long, long time, all the players are older than you.

1:32:49Then you have a moment in your early 30s where you go, oh, geez, I'm older than all the professional athletes. And that's startling. Yeah. But then you still have the coaches. Yeah. And now I am at the age, Monica, where I am older than quite a few of the NFL coaches, which seems impossible. Those growing up, those were all old, old men. is part of it also that they are hiring younger i think they are they are okay yeah yeah speaking of age because we were really trying to figure it out while we were watching it nate and i had an impromptu dinner last night fun at morton's our home base he was saying how much he liked watching the clips of brolin oh and just how masculine brolin is we just kept talking about how could there be anyone more masculine then we're talking about no country for old men And then I was like, we got to watch that shit.

1:33:40We still watch Once Upon a Time in Hollywood together. And then I just had this moment of recklessness. And I go, should we go right now and watch No Country on a school night? Wow. And we did. We came back here and we watched No Country for Old Men last night. Damn near. He left it like 1130 at night on a week that night. But Brolin is 38 in that movie. Oh. But he carries himself like he's a little over 40, we concluded. Okay. You know, he looks like a man that's been around for a while. And then Javier Bardem. Oof, love him. What a performance. I mean, he won the Academy Award for it. That was in 2007?

1:34:202007. That's so long ago. It's so long ago. Woody Harrelson's very young in it. Brolin's 38. Great movie. Very unsatisfying ending, but great movie. I am accumulating a list of rewatches. I would like to rewatch Minority Report. Interesting. Okay. Tom Cruise and Spielberg. Yeah. I'm going to watch it tonight. I need to remember to watch it tonight. Well, this is, we're talking about movies because Adam Scott loves movies. He's a movie file. A cinephile. A cinephile. Oh, also we talked about words that have entered the zeitgeist that people, atelier, you know, things people are saying too much, really.

1:35:00There's a new one. Oh, there is. Yeah, I learned. I learned that elevated is out. People say elevated a lot. Like, yeah, it's this, but elevated. It's high end. Yeah. It means high end. Yeah. But no one says that now. No, we're not. People say it too much. Oh, I was thinking you were saying it was canceled and I couldn't wait to hear the connective tissue between elevated and some kind of a person. It's like, everyone's just saying it. But I don't think so. Elevated is already a little pedestrian, though. What do you mean? It's not foreign. Elevator, elevator. Atelier and artisanal, those have the, you know, appeal of being foreign and very exclusive.

1:35:44We were just talking in general about words that are just overused. He even said beautiful when people are like, oh, like it's so beautiful, like using beautiful a ton. Yeah. And elevate, I learned it's somebody said they were so annoyed by that word. And I was like, I do hear it a lot. My trigger isn't. Did I already say about glimmer? Glimmer. That was the thing that came up in comments a while back. We were saying there should be a positive version of triggered. Oh. And a lot of people wrote, oh, there is a term for it and it's glimmer. Huh. Yeah. It's when you're activated. Like if you're triggered, you're activated.

1:36:19Right. By a word. Yeah. In a negative way, generally. But a glimmer is something that activates you, but in a very positive way. Oh. Because some fact checks ago, I was talking about being triggered in a really good way. Oh. Right. But I was like, the word feels wrong. And then I learned there is a term and it's glimmer or glimmered. And I like that. Yeah. But my specific trigger about Atelier and. Artisanal. Artisanal is it feels elitist. It feels like it's someone trying really hard to sound super sophisticated. And so that's my trigger. It reeks to me of being a snob. Whereas elevated doesn't do that for me.

1:37:05Sure. You know, I get it. Yeah, I get that. But they're ironically, they're not trying to be a snob. They're trying to be elevated. Sure. Which is a little bit of snobbery. All right. Where are where skull manufactured? Raleigh, Durham. Its corporate headquarters are located in Richmond, Virginia, and it maintains factories in Clarksville and Nashville, Tennessee, Franklin Park, Illinois, and Hopkinsville, Kentucky. Copenhagen and Skoll are the company's best-selling brands and each represents more than$1 billion per year in retail sales. This is a little bit tempting for me to get back on chewing tobacco.

1:37:45The notion that I could be getting it fresh off the line in Nashville is very tempting. Fresh? Yeah. Minutes old? You could get it minutes old. Brings me back to the time we put the roof on the hot dog and hamburger bun factory in Detroit. And we got to have hot dog buns that came right out of the conveyor belt. And they were one of the most delicious things I've ever had in my life. You can't imagine how good they are a second after they're made. But are they? Yes. But is it? It's so hard to know what's mental. It's really hard to know. I guess. But then you're kind of getting into placebo effect.

1:38:19Sure. Which is real. Yeah. Remember when we went to the Hawaiian sweet roll? Hawaiian sweet roll factory. Yeah, King's Hawaiian sweet. And we got them straight off the bell. And what do you think? How did those taste? Of course they taste amazing. But I also know I don't, I know what I don't know. And I can't know if that's placebo or not. I mean, hot. One is just that it's hot. But it's like, it's not even set yet. Like the molecules haven't even totally formed. The thing that also made that King's Hawaiian sweetbread factory tour so awesome is that at the tasting station where we're eating them right off the conveyor belt, there was a block of butter the size of that refrigerator.

1:39:05I've never seen a block of butter that big in my life. It must be what they dump into the mix. And we just had these fucking spades that we were just carving off huge chunks of butter and slathering it all over. You know, butter sculptures are a thing now. No. Yeah. People are getting into butter sculptures. Oh. So they should use that big butter and make it into some sort of. Yes. Chisel away every part that's not David. OK. Now. OK. Is 27 the age you start going downhill between 25 and 30 physically? Physical peak. Physically. Physical peak between 25 and 30. That's not to say you shouldn't keep working on your exercise and your physique.

1:39:51As you said, you've never been in better shape. Yes, I'm I think I'm superior to my 27 year old. Yeah. For 7-Eleven chili dogs a day and a 12 pack of beer at night and pack and a half of Camel Lights. But I guess in some ways you were at your physical peak because now if you did all that, you'd die. I this morning when journaling, I'm like, I what is going on? Like I couldn't sleep for longer than an hour last night. Yeah. I woke up with a headache and my body's so sore. I'm like, what happened? Nothing happened to me. Sprinting's not helping for sure. And the air is bad. I mean, we all have headaches.

1:40:30I'll leave this to you to decide if this is too gross for the fact check. It likely is. But I, at the same time, I am proud as a peacock about this. As you know, and maybe I've shared in the past, a weird hobby of mine is, is I do like to weigh myself in the morning right before I go evac sure because I'm curious you want to see I want to know how much that weighs yeah and I have been doing that for a year or two what's the biggest it's never above a pound and a half okay there are times I look and I go well buckle up we're gonna this is okay okay never been a more than a pound and a half I swear to god this was four mornings ago, three mornings ago.

1:41:09I couldn't even finish journaling. I had to go evac. And it had been, I didn't have a couple of good days prior to that. Oh, okay. The first round was robust. Then I was doing some posting. Then round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round, round. Are you going back and forth or are you just sitting? I just stay. I'm in there for probably 30 plus. I just read. I just read. That's really, really bad. People hate that. They're convinced I'm going to get hemorrhoids. Yeah. Which you've had. And they can have a good laugh if I get them. But I haven't yet.

1:41:37I thought you've had them. No, never had a hemorrhoid. Thank goodness. You had an anal fissure. Anal fissure. Yeah. I wouldn't believe this if I told if someone told it to me. I got on the scale. I was one ninety seven point eight. I was on there for a half hour. Isn't that an experience I never had in my life? Got on one ninety three point eight. No. Yes. It's part of it. Water, though. No, because I'd already peed a bunch. But did you have very little pee came out? Was there diarrhea? What do we call diarrhea? It was like. It wasn't water. But. But it was mud. Then there's water in there. Whatever the case.

1:42:16Okay. I 3X'd my previous. I thought about that every 20 minutes the whole rest of the day. Yeah. It's like hard to compute. Four pounds. Like at your body weight, that's almost 5 % of your total mass in 30 minutes. I've never had an experience like that. That is a lot. It was wild. Did you feel much lighter after? I felt so much better. I had woke up that morning, cranky, headachy, body achy, got all the poison out. Yeah, I felt good. I did. I did my sprints that day. Were you much faster? There's no way for me to know. I just run as fast as I can. I'm just clicking my clicker, my clicker. So John Turturro, he said Mac first movie in 1992.

1:43:04now in the wondering plus i said he was wrong and he's not wrong oh interesting yeah this is really i actually think speaks to the how hard it is to get facts no i actually think if we go back so i said he's right mac 1992 oh wait he's wrong like i read the same thing i'm reading yeah but But I think my brain definitely wasn't working that day. But I was like, no, it's Illuminata 1998. So I think in my head, 1998 was before 1992. OK, but six years after. But actually, upon reflection. Yeah. So he's right. He's right. Mac, 1992, first film he directed. I'm not surprised he's right. Not because I think you're prone to be wrong, but just he is such a steel trap with these.

1:43:56I agree. I was surprised that he was wrong. And turns out we didn't need to be surprised because he was right. Yeah. What's the name of Nicolas Cage's King Cobra? He has two Sheba and Moby. Great names. They're really good names for a King Cobra. Yeah. I already can't compute. Let's get some of the animals that live outside to live inside our house. Although I caveat to that. There are three birds that going on now four months. It used to drive me a little crazy because I'll be in bed journaling. I hear us whapping on the window. Yeah, sure. They fly out of the tree and then they try to sit on a little piece of the window.

1:44:35There's a little green guy. He's a little guy. He's about this big and he's green. And he sits there and he packs at the window and he flaps his wings. Then he goes back in the bush and he comes back up. Then we have these two larger birds with a big red crest and long tail feathers. They are also on this one. There's something about this window into the bathroom and I can't decide if they want to come in or they're just curious or they're confused. I don't know what's going on, but we have a veritable aviary just outside the window. That's exciting. Yeah. Are you putting out food and stuff? No, I was kind of laughing at that.

1:45:10Like the amount of effort I put into getting crows to woo crows to no avail. And I'm doing nothing for these three birds and they want to get involved. It's a life lesson. Hard to get. Way hard to get. Yeah. No one wants availability. They don't. No. Jesus. All right. That's it. That's everything. Yep. That's it for Adam. Well, I sure do love that boy. What a lovely man. He is. He is the loveliest man. I'm just delighted I got to meet him. And we're sorry that the crickets came in the middle of his sweet moment. Was it audible? I didn't hear it. Okay. But if you heard it, we apologize. All right.

1:45:47All right. Love you. Love you.

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