Beep Beep, Michael Jeep Jordan

4:26Bobby Lee:Half now half later

4:28Andrew Santino:I used to go on the road He would go Dude it's your time to pay dude No

4:32Bobby Lee:Yeah dude

4:33Andrew Santino:I'm like where we going Pot belly Yeah Yeah yeah Sandwiches bro Why don't we go to CVS We'll just get some snacks But he was always gracious And I love Pauly But another time I already told you The Jamba Juice story right

4:44Bobby Lee:Oh yeah yeah

4:45Andrew Santino:Yeah yeah yeah We've already said that Many times in this podcast Yeah Yeah and I'm gonna say it again Say it Young Bobby We're in San Diego And Jamba Juice had just come out

4:54Bobby Lee:Big deal

4:55Andrew Santino:Dude Jamba Juice was like a Lord of the Rings movie Really People waited in line Waited in line for Jamba Juice dude It was unreal And we were there He's like dude follow me And we went right to the front

5:07Bobby Lee:So big That's a big deal Jumped the line at the juice

5:10Andrew Santino:But he was also There was no internet back then He was also a very big star

5:14Bobby Lee:Oh yeah

5:15Andrew Santino:Yeah yeah You could just do that I think I would never do it I would wait in line

5:18Bobby Lee:He's still so famous

5:19Andrew Santino:Yeah he's still

5:19Bobby Lee:They're from San Luis Obispo you're from the slow baby but what happened you jumped the line

5:25Andrew Santino:we jumped the line and I was so I was blushing yeah because I'm like dude this is like moral like ethically wrong

5:31Bobby Lee:yeah to cut all these people off but no one complained

5:33Andrew Santino:and we just got it so maybe I don't know

5:35Bobby Lee:they made a drink called the weasel for a week yeah yeah yeah it prompted them up yeah the Jamba Juice line you know what I went to go see the other night let me guess I texted you

5:44Andrew Santino:let me guess hmm I told you Jesus Christ the superstar yeah I'm showing the Hollywood Bowl at Hollywood Bowl yeah did you really go no

5:52Bobby Lee:No, Jesus is my heart. I don't need to go to the Hollywood Bowl. What'd you see? I went to go see Naked Gun.

5:57Andrew Santino:Was it? Let me get, go ahead. Well. The shirt's great. It's fun. It's fun. You know, it's so funny because as a comic, that must be hard because it's all jokes.

6:08Bobby Lee:Well, what bums you out is you're like, why wouldn't they cast a fucking comedian instead of Liam Neeson? Because Liam Neeson's playing Taken the whole time.

6:15Andrew Santino:Oh, right.

6:16Bobby Lee:Which is okay. but like Leslie Nielsen was so fucking unbelievably funny.

6:21Andrew Santino:He was also an actor who.

6:23Bobby Lee:I know, but Leslie was a, had his comedic timing was unmatched.

6:27Andrew Santino:So let's cast it now. Who would you do as a comedian? I have no idea.

6:30Bobby Lee:I said it would Steve, Steve Martin would have fucking hit an absolute home run. Exactly. A literal home run at that. Yeah. He also has the white hair. He's got that. It'd been a great, beautiful character comparison because Steve plays the straight guy so well for so many years.

6:43Andrew Santino:Yeah.

6:43Bobby Lee:And the thing about that character is Leslie, played an unbelievably dense straight guy like a dumb straight guy but he sold you on all of it yeah because it was quick and he threw it away and it was so you would i remember watching the original naked gun and re-watching to catch jokes because i didn't i don't think i missed one joke in this and i'm not saying it was bad it was just like it that it the you know you just have an affinity for that old thing it just felt so different when i saw it for the first time back

7:12Andrew Santino:then the best was airplane same thing same thing same same rhythm i hope they never remake that

7:18Bobby Lee:movie oh they're definitely they're doing it now i'm sure oh my god but pam anderson was fucking

7:22Andrew Santino:great but the tomato meter 91 that's amazing no it's really good it's doing well i don't know

7:27Bobby Lee:financially how it did in the theaters this weekend because i don't know how many people are buying tickets but it's important we do as comedians we need to support comedies and theaters

7:34Andrew Santino:they'll do another one i i think they'll do another if this hits 60 million they will yeah Yeah, they will.

7:40Bobby Lee:It might, I think it will. Worldwide, yeah. We need that, dude, we need more comedy.

7:43Andrew Santino:Because Mexicans love it too.

7:45Bobby Lee:Hey, bro.

7:46Andrew Santino:Hey, bro.

7:47Bobby Lee:Nick had gone, dog. Yeah. That OJ joke was good, bro. By the way, the OJ joke was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The OJ joke was good. But they gave away some of their good jokes. I will say they gave away a few too many of my, of good hitters. Right. In the previews, which is fine. Yeah. But then I saw a couple of previews for movies that I do want to see.

8:08Andrew Santino:Let me guess. Huh? The Paul Thomas Anderson one. Of course. Yeah. Yeah, it looks so good. The Aronofsky one.

8:14Bobby Lee:Yeah, it looks good. Looks good. Yeah, it looks good. I'm going to see it no matter what.

8:18Andrew Santino:Based on those posters, let's see what I want to see here. Tron? Nah. But you know what? But Avatar, Fire, and Wind, or whatever that's called. What's it called?

8:30Bobby Lee:Fire and Ash.

8:30Andrew Santino:Ash.

8:32Bobby Lee:Fire and Wind.

8:34Andrew Santino:Avatar, Fire, and Wind. I think I said Fire, but okay. I thought you said Fire. Yeah. Look at that wind over there. It's so far. How far is that wind? Pretty far. But we can get on a blue horse and get there.

8:47Bobby Lee:I don't know what they are. What are those things? Well, I want to see their, they've remade Running Man, which I absolutely want. That looks great. It looks so good.

8:56Andrew Santino:But when James Canberra showed fire and ash to his wife, apparently she cried. Really? She said it was a masterpiece.

9:05Bobby Lee:Okay. And then there's my movies coming out. I didn't see a preview for it yet What? Now you see me Now you don't

9:11Andrew Santino:There you go You're in that Looks good though Yeah Yeah looks good Yeah Yeah exciting Better than Borderlands

9:19Bobby Lee:Much But the point is Yeah The point I'm trying to make What is the point? This is an open window For us to start trying to make comedies again

9:29Andrew Santino:I know

9:29Bobby Lee:We're trying We gotta try

9:31Andrew Santino:We gotta try We really do A Bad Friends movie

9:33Bobby Lee:And what is the movie?

9:36Andrew Santino:Well can I just say something? I have a new idea

9:39Bobby Lee:Okay

9:39Andrew Santino:You know that Whites only town That they made in the Ozark

9:42Bobby Lee:Alright

9:42Andrew Santino:No listen

9:43Bobby Lee:I tried to move there I know

9:46Andrew Santino:So the movie's about you Having a whites only Ozark town Oh dude No just listen Alright But I Right open All Korean Ozark town Next to you Right next to you Right on the border Right And for somebody It's like a Broke back moment We fall in love Why is it Again Yeah It always goes to us I have to fall in love with you I know Yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically, you know what I mean? We have a meeting, right? I go, this is the boundary, right? Yeah. But one day you're like doing something in the fields. I'm on the fields and we lock eyes and we go to the boundary and we just start talking and then we don't know what to do.

10:21Bobby Lee:There's an invisible fence we can't go through. Oh, like, okay. Yeah, like now you see me. Yeah.

10:28Andrew Santino:Oh, you want to put magical elements?

10:29Bobby Lee:Yeah. All right. It's got to be magic. Wait, honestly, that is a good start of like that whites only town. What is it called?

10:36Andrew Santino:Yeah.

10:36Bobby Lee:What's the name of that stupid town? It's only whites only. Yeah. And it's in Arkansas. They're called Return to the Land. The crew is called the Return to the Land.

10:47Andrew Santino:Something happened for them to drive them out there.

10:50Bobby Lee:You mean they did something.

10:52Andrew Santino:No, they had an interaction somewhere in their life. Yeah. Something happened. You know what I mean? Where, you know, they were like, ah, fuck this.

11:01Bobby Lee:Well, here you go. Let's see. Inside the whites only town in Arkansas, you don't. Jews, no gays. No blacks, no Jews, no gays. No problem. Push pause.

11:10Andrew Santino:But it says no. It doesn't say no Asians.

11:14Bobby Lee:No, they said gays. Oh, I see, I see. Start it over. Let me hear it again. Yeah. No blacks, no Jews, no gays. High up in the Ozark Hills in the state of Arkansas, dozens of people have been working hard. Pause. Yeah. Why is it with a British accent? No blacks, no Jews, no gays. Why is it? It's something about it. Okay, go ahead. They're building a new community. It's called Return to the Land, and it is a town open to white people only. They are millennials and Gen Z, and this is a new update of age-old prejudice. What we've done here is establish a place where we have...

11:50Andrew Santino:Even the dog's white. That is just for the sake of... Holy shit. You know, our culture. And that culture effectively was saying this is a white culture, a white place.

12:02Bobby Lee:white american culture but what this sounds like is bringing back segregation is that a fair

12:10Andrew Santino:assessment it's free association so we're not trying to keep other people down this is a small settlement in the middle of the ozarks but they are being kept out even of well i mean you don't

12:24Bobby Lee:let everyone into your home around 40 people live here hundreds more that is true across the world

12:30Andrew Santino:have paid to be members. And while the men do the physical labor, the women take care of the children who live here full time. That's right! It's a very loving community if you're part of the community, but if you're black, if you're Jewish, or if you're gay, you can't be part of that community.

12:45Bobby Lee:They can have their own communities, and they already do. You might be wondering how any... Yeah, next to yours. ...legal. You'll see. Return to the Land is structured as a private members association, which they believe allows them to discriminate on the basis of ethnicity, along with other facts. Hmm.

13:00Andrew Santino:This is the movie, dude.

13:01Bobby Lee:This is a movie.

13:03Andrew Santino:...may well fail. The Arkansas Attorney General has said his office is now reviewing the matter as a result of our reporting, and that there is no room for racial discrimination in Arkansas or anywhere. Okay.

13:15Bobby Lee:Can I just say this? First of all, there seems to be a little bit of room for discrimination in Arkansas. They got a plot of land. But here's the most fucked up part about all this. Yeah. is this is honestly already a great movie like it's already a movie you know what it is

13:33Andrew Santino:what

13:33Bobby Lee:this is like white guys instead of white girls and then we just get they go in like they go in full on white like Drewski yeah like go undercover as full white hello I'm Cliff Stevenson I'm an accountant but I retired have you ever seen like an albino black guy like an imagine an albino black guy like he's that's what it is yeah One of the Wayans plays an albino black guy that goes in there and tricks them into thinking that he's white. Yes. Right? Like this guy, and he infiltrates, he infiltrates the white. I want to be that guy. You can't play him. Why? With his eyes. He could be Asian. Oh, yeah, yeah.

14:11Bobby Lee:You play his Asian buddy.

14:12Andrew Santino:Yeah. I got to be Cliff Stevenson, though.

14:15Bobby Lee:I'm Cliff Stevenson. Yeah. Dude, I mean, this is such a wild, what were you going to say? This is a, it's an interesting world. It's interesting, yeah, yeah.

14:22Andrew Santino:I wonder if you just kind of wandered in

14:25Bobby Lee:Hey guys If you wandered in No, wouldn't work But I don't know if they would shoot me They did say no blacks, no Jews, no That's what I'm saying No gays They didn't say anything about Asians though

14:35Andrew Santino:That's what I said, yeah I mean, why, you know Maybe I'm allowed Maybe you are Yeah Make my eye, I don't know

14:43Bobby Lee:You used to do smelling salts before you walked over there

14:49Andrew Santino:That is interesting But you know what I want to visit we can buy the other property around it

14:55Bobby Lee:see this is what's really cool if you really wanted to be a boss like if you were a black company you would buy all the land around it that would be fucking wild you really want to put these guys out and by the way you buy all the land around it except for one little strip of road that goes in and out but you control the road

15:12Andrew Santino:and then you do a gigantic Travis Scott concert

15:17Bobby Lee:right free imagine on the border just thousands of Wait, it's just every single day a new black artist is performing? Yeah, yes, yes, yes. Every single day? Yeah, yeah. That would be amazing. By the way, every musician would do it for free. They'd be like, I'll perform there for free. That's such a funny idea. And then on the outside of the black outside ring, an Asian outside ring, then a gay ring, then a Jew ring. Oh, and you form a rainbow. That's what they always wanted. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:49Andrew Santino:You go and you would see a rainbow maybe. Right

15:51Bobby Lee:And their message would finally be clear That we are actually all one

15:56Andrew Santino:We're all one But I'm telling you right now I bet you money you put Michael Jeep

16:01Bobby Lee:Michael Jeep Jordan Beep beep it's Michael Jeep Jordan

16:10Andrew Santino:Beep beep

16:11Bobby Lee:Beep beep it's Michael Jeep Jordan But I bet you money Dude can someone at home Draw a picture of a Jeep with Michael B. Jordan's head on the front of it. Michael Jeep Jordan. Michael Jeep Jordan.

16:26Andrew Santino:What if he what? Okay. Oh, if he tried to get in? No, but if he just wandered, I bet you one of those girls would be like. He's so hot. He's so hot. They're letting that guy in. They have to. She would sneak into the woods. Where are you going, honey? I'm just going out to get goat milk. There's goat milk out there. Oh, whatever. She would.

16:44Bobby Lee:No? I thought you said adult milk. I thought that was great. Oh, adult milk. You're going there to milk an adult. Yeah. Michael Jeep Jordan. beep beep dude look at that keep your shirt on he's got the top down there yeah god is that automatic or stick michael jeep jordan that's he's got a big stick shift yeah yeah all right vroom vroom michael jeep jordan i had a slip up no it was great yeah we love a michael jeep jordan yeah yeah how funny if we get to meet him one day and he's like what's up it's michael jeep jordan oh yeah that'd be great if michael b jordan or idris ilba fucking walked over there with that accent yeah they'd be like okay come on hey fucking right that's the you know that's gonna be it they're gonna be like why it's only except for some people that we really admire yeah or

17:26Andrew Santino:tony thorne thorne thorne thorne thorne thorne thorne thorne thorne thorne thorne thorne thorne yeah yeah who is that oh wait wait don't be but don't oh oh you know right that's my crush yeah yeah this is your crush i forgot about that's my half asian crush right there thorne thorne thorne can tony be a part of it oh yeah yeah tony's gotta be there dude so this is it we send in the hottest

17:45Bobby Lee:the hottest minority of every race to infiltrate the all white land exactly it's a great idea

17:51Andrew Santino:it's great

17:51Bobby Lee:to see who can break through it's basically there's an M. Night Shyamalan movie

17:55Andrew Santino:yeah

17:55Bobby Lee:and at the end we reveal that the whites are all aliens they're all lizards it's an M. Night Shyamalan it's an M. Night Shyamalan Shyamalan ding dong movie featuring Michael Jeep Jordan

18:07Andrew Santino:yeah I think let's come up with a different switch here no the whites were always minorities they were I don't know

18:14Bobby Lee:oh well that's it yeah we pan out to realize the whole world is minorities and the whites are or

18:20Andrew Santino:yeah the whites are actually the minority wow that's it right they were the only one there

18:24Bobby Lee:were the 40 whites left left on earth that's the switch dude right wow that's good where in america is uh this is that is crazy though to think that uh they so they can they can do this because they set up a private institution right so then it's like a it's like saying i have a club you can't belong and then they just say i'm allowed to accept people that i want in there only right like a like i can't walk into a vfw right i can't i'm not part of the club you can no i'm just saying i'm agreeing with you oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so then that's how they're getting away with it right they're just saying you can't be but also what fucking black person or gay or jew wants to live there they don't want to live there yeah you don't even need to publicize it just be like we're going

19:06Andrew Santino:to the woods yeah just go to the fucking woods yeah no one's going can i go like no black guys is like dude i'm trying to get there it is pretty out there it's 40 people and peaceful there's so

19:18Bobby Lee:much land all they could go people if they want if people want to move to the sticks people can

19:21Andrew Santino:move anywhere to the sticks yeah but if i wanted an all korean community why can't i have one you have one it's on fucking wilshire you've ever gone down there yeah i know it is but i'm just saying like if i was like you know what i just want to be around a bunch of koreans and we live live in a community why would that be controversial you're right i know what you're saying and you're

19:40Bobby Lee:right by the way no being real no you're being anti-woke and i like it no i'm not being anti-woke

19:44Andrew Santino:i'm just saying my family and some dude is like hey i don't know you can i come i think the i

19:50Bobby Lee:think you can if it's a it's as if i think what they're what the ah i see what you're saying what the attorney is saying is that you cannot keep people from coming out there just based on race create a religion but that being said you just own a bunch of land yeah like if you owned 100 acres of land yeah you could say i'm only letting people in there that i want in there yes that's what the problem is they were too forward with it shut your mouth just say shut the fuck up say we're creating a private community and only we can be in there who's weak whoever we choose yeah just be coy about it yeah or make up a lie you know what's up we're we have some really fucked up religion yeah yeah yeah yeah well they by the way something is brewing over there there's something you know they're starting something i know right you know that you know the crux of this that i it was a dead giveaway that this is like something else it's a membership so you have to pay yeah so obviously something is brewing right i've got the movie actually what is it

20:48Andrew Santino:i have the new switch so basically it's kind of hacky but it's they're out there right and the kids they have no idea there are blacks or asians or gays in the world they get older right and then they and then it's a horror movie for them so one kid wanders out right i was like what's up dog

21:14Bobby Lee:reverse get out reverse get out get in get back in it's get it it's get back in because once you

21:21Andrew Santino:leave the community you're lost in the woods yeah or some guy you know i run into them they're like what happened to your eyes? Right? I'm like, what do you mean?

21:29Bobby Lee:Yeah. I saw a man who was disabled. His eyes. Something was wrong. He was quick. Yeah. He was quick. And it's very soft skin. From director Michael Jeep Jordan comes a revolutionary film. Get back in.

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26:00Bobby Lee:It's a fascinating

26:00Andrew Santino:It's a fascinating thing

26:02Bobby Lee:To move down to the Ozarks And do that

26:03Andrew Santino:But if you'd never seen A minority If I was You're white right?

26:07Bobby Lee:Uh uh

26:07Andrew Santino:Yeah If you're a white McCone's the whitest

26:09Bobby Lee:I'm not according to the internet So McCone

26:11Andrew Santino:Let's say you grew up You don't know anything about Asians Blacks, gays or anything And then you finally run into one what do you think your reaction would be? Fear? Curiosity. That's what I'm saying. I think a lot of people are that. What do you mean? Andres isn't. Andres saw a black person for the first time as a teenager and he screamed

26:33Bobby Lee:and pointed.

26:34Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, of course. Spain. Spain, yeah. So you would be curious.

26:38Bobby Lee:Andres? European versus American thing.

26:40Andrew Santino:But you have never heard of him. No one ever talked to you about it?

26:44Bobby Lee:He's saying if you remove the context of life that you've lived around other races and people you've never seen it before or known it before. It's like it's like if I go to rural China today, there's no way they've seen a fucking ginge. Yeah. They're all going to be like, huh? They're going to be shocked. I don't know about that. 100%. 100%. Maybe ah.

27:08Andrew Santino:I think though, even if you see like, and this might be a weird comparison, but if I were to see like an animal I don't know I'm gonna like if I see like I don't I've never seen a shrew before like I see a shrew I'm like what race of people are you comparing

27:27Bobby Lee:yeah what are you saying middle Eastern Peter what are you saying dude yeah yeah if I see a panda I think yeah yeah I think animal creature living creatures Wait, wait, wait.

27:42Andrew Santino:You wouldn't think if you saw like a Asian person that was a humanoid? There's another humanoid that looks slightly different than me, but not this guy. There's another animal.

27:55Bobby Lee:I would imagine if you never saw anybody that didn't look like you, truly, genuinely, right? For the first time.

28:01Andrew Santino:Yeah.

28:01Bobby Lee:Your instinct is threat for sure as a human species. I bet you it is. In fact, it for certain is because I bet you - Shaquille O 'Neal, yes.

28:13Andrew Santino:If I'm around, no, just listen. If I'm around little Asians my whole life and one day I'm just like, you know what I mean? Walking through the forest, minding my own business.

28:20Bobby Lee:Kajira, Kajira.

28:24Andrew Santino:I mean, he's so big. He's so big. I would probably go, oh my God. Like, look at that. That's me. That's not even. Is that Mr. Worldwide? Yeah. Who's Kevin Hart, Shaquille O 'Neal. Give me that photo.

28:37Bobby Lee:It's insane. Look, that's Gabby Douglas and him.

28:39Andrew Santino:Yeah, so imagine that I'm Gabby Douglas, that's Shaquille. I would be kind of scared, I think. Threat. Yeah, because you think - It's not the color of his skin, it's the size.

28:50Bobby Lee:Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's the size. It's the size.

28:53Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah. Yao Ming, same thing.

28:54Bobby Lee:No, there's Yao Wischak. Yeah, Yao's bigger. No, but if you saw Yao and he looked like you, you would just think it's an inflated version of you. You just think somebody pumped him up all the way. No, I - Wait, wait, let me think. If you saw, the point I'm making is -

29:08Andrew Santino:I would think it's, you know what I mean? Like somebody's on the shoulder.

29:12Bobby Lee:Oh, there's two kids in there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the first time any race ever saw another different race from their people, I'm sure they were freaked out and thought it was a threat, for sure.

29:20Andrew Santino:But you know what? White people always, people go, oh, beautiful, white. Like in Africa and stuff, they follow them around. It's an angel, right? But with me, it's like, probably not.

29:32Bobby Lee:Well.

29:33Andrew Santino:What?

29:35Bobby Lee:You're like an angel whose wings have been clipped.

29:37Andrew Santino:Yeah. Like that island. You know that island where that Christian died?

29:41Bobby Lee:Where they went to go try to, yeah.

29:43Andrew Santino:So there's one dude, I think it was Asian even.

29:45Bobby Lee:This is a great point that we're bringing up, by the way.

29:48Andrew Santino:Oh, the Sydney Sweeney? The jeans? The jeans. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

29:50Bobby Lee:I didn't get it.

29:52Andrew Santino:I don't get it either, but.

29:54Bobby Lee:People are mad. I know. Because she's saying, you know, the play on words that she has great genes in her gene pool. Why?

30:03Andrew Santino:It's the, it's not even her saying it, right? It's the ad company.

30:06Bobby Lee:Well, she says it. But I mean, she's just reading copy. Reading the copy. Yeah, we read copy all the time. Yeah. But what is it? McCone knows. He's young. He gets...

30:16Andrew Santino:It's like a eugenics thing. Exactly. I have blue eyes. She says that, right? Yeah.

30:22Bobby Lee:Eugenics is the idea, and look up the definition, but isn't eugenics the idea that you filter out to make a perfect race? You filter out other kinds of... The study of how to arrange reproduction with human population to increase the occurrence of heritable characteristics regarded as desirable. Right. But that's not what she's saying. She's not saying only fuck people that are going to give a perfect. They're playing with the homonym and people took it.

30:48Andrew Santino:What does homonym mean?

30:48Bobby Lee:Homonym is because of her genes genes because it's the same word, different meaning. But what I'm saying is correct is that eugenics is a completely different ideology than what's being presented. But I don't even know how the misstep happened. It doesn't even make sense to me. How are these two things intertwined? because she's beautiful and blonde hair, blue eyed. So they're going Nazi shit. Dude, come on. That's not.

31:09Andrew Santino:Is it tied to it? Because, you know, Trump says a lot, you know, in jeans. I like you have great jeans or, you know, I mean, you have great jeans. Not the pants, but like he does. He talks a lot about jeans.

31:18Bobby Lee:Oh, so they're putting this. They're maybe.

31:20Andrew Santino:I don't know. Maybe there is a thing.

31:21Bobby Lee:They're foisting Trump on fucking Sidney Sweeney. Let me say this about this.

31:25Andrew Santino:Yeah.

31:26Bobby Lee:First of all, her mom and dad did make a fucking hot kid. Okay Bingo Okay So she does have Pretty good fucking jeans Yeah She has good jeans Good jeans Our parents Yeah

31:38Andrew Santino:Not good jeans Not good jeans I came out fucking orange Yeah yeah He came out that What? Well That's insane Yeah I mean if we were doing that Our jeans What would the jeans look like? Ripped Pre-worn One Distressed Distressed Just one little side You know what I mean Would be there left

31:59Bobby Lee:You'd be little jean shorts frayed at the bottom.

32:02Andrew Santino:Yeah.

32:02Bobby Lee:I'd be distressed. I'd be distressed.

32:05Andrew Santino:The lowest quality denim, too. The lowest quality. Oh, dude.

32:08Bobby Lee:The fucking downtown off the factory. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:12Andrew Santino:Those, yeah. Anyway.

32:13Bobby Lee:The one where when you wear them new with shoes, it dyes the shoes blue. Yeah. That's the jeans that we are. Look, I don't understand it. I think it's such a fucking weird thing. She's fine. She'll be fine. I just think it's weird that they've kind of like put it on her as if she said something controversial. She's fine. she's reading bad copy yeah media literacy is dead media literacy is dead also she has great fucking yeah her genealogy is great she's very good looking which she's symmetrical she has better genes than me same yeah no not literal genes though you have phenomenal denim no no my denim is better you have some of the best denim in the world yeah oh they're comparing her to trump

32:48Andrew Santino:that's what i'm saying that's what i think that the connection there right right right right he says it a lot but he also says a lot of things in repeat like billions and billions and billions he says a lot. In two weeks, he says a lot. You know what I mean? Like if they go, where's the health cut? In two weeks, which is so smart.

33:04Bobby Lee:Such a good amount of time. Yeah. Because one is too quick.

33:06Andrew Santino:Yeah. It's so smart in a weird way.

33:08Bobby Lee:Because one week means next week, but if you go two weeks.

33:10Andrew Santino:Yeah. People forget in two weeks.

33:12Bobby Lee:100%. And if I say, how long were you over there? You go two weeks. Even if it was like a week and a half, two weeks is like, wow, you're there for a long time.

33:19Andrew Santino:Yeah.

33:20Bobby Lee:It's enough of an amount of time where it's not threatening, but it also gives you wait to go what that was two weeks ago three weeks better three weeks is scary why because it's almost in three weeks it's almost a month right that's too much is it too much a month is a long time okay one twelfth of a year two weeks then think about it though two weeks yeah he's dude he's organized speech in a way where he knows exactly how to how to entice you and then make you forget he should have been a now you see me now you don't yeah yeah he's so good he's so good at It never happened. Yeah. It's really good.

33:51Andrew Santino:Yeah. Or when the heat's on, he just comes up with other things that people focus on. He's so good at that.

33:55Bobby Lee:Could have been in Fantastic Four then. He's really good at all this.

33:59Andrew Santino:Right. He's good, dude. Yeah. He's like Shin Lim, but white. He is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There. Right? And people go, whoo? Yeah. And then he's gone. He's gone.

34:09Bobby Lee:But you hear him walking.

34:10Andrew Santino:I do hear him walking.

34:11Bobby Lee:Yeah, you hear him creaking through the hall.

34:12Andrew Santino:And I hear his veins and his ankles, like, squishing.

34:15Bobby Lee:I can already hear the young, young, young, gout. there. Gout?

34:18Andrew Santino:He's got something going on with the veins in his ankles. Don't like it. Look at that. It's all spilling over his shoe.

34:26Bobby Lee:That's so funny. Yeah.

34:28Andrew Santino:Look at that. With bruised hands. Let me say something. I mean, dude, it's just like you have so much money. Just leave. Wow. We'll just retire. Retire? Just get out.

34:38Bobby Lee:Yeah, but he's gonna finish being present for sure. Yeah. Zoom into his ankles.

34:43Andrew Santino:What is it? Veinous? He has some sort of thing called veinous. something something. What's the disease he has? Varicose veins? No, look, it's a real - Chronic venous insufficiency. That's right, that's a venous. How serious is Trump's condition?

34:55Bobby Lee:Yeah. So what, his legs get all fucked up?

34:58Andrew Santino:Yeah. Like blood pools in a certain section of his body.

35:02Bobby Lee:You gotta exercise, baby.

35:04Andrew Santino:I know. You gotta exercise. Isn't golf exercise?

35:06Bobby Lee:No, you're just walking around.

35:09Andrew Santino:But that's still exercise.

35:10Bobby Lee:No, I disagree.

35:11Andrew Santino:By the way, exercise. Someone hiking the other day, and I don't know, the hiking trail by my house, I think it's called Parque Serato or something.

35:18Bobby Lee:Parque Serato? Yeah, yeah.

35:19Andrew Santino:But anyway.

35:23Bobby Lee:What's Parque Serato?

35:24Andrew Santino:That's what it's called. There was a sign that said that.

35:26Bobby Lee:Serato means closed?

35:30Andrew Santino:Oh.

35:31Bobby Lee:Park closed. What? Did you already walk out of there?

35:34Andrew Santino:No, I did it anyway.

35:36Bobby Lee:Careful. Yeah. Parque Serato.

35:39Andrew Santino:Oh, dumb. I did it.

35:40Bobby Lee:You're so dumb. I did it. You're one of my favorite people.

35:42Andrew Santino:So anyway, and I don't want to be mean. I don't know. Let me just throw it out there. Say it. Something happened. Number one, right, this hiking trail goes to the top of this mountain. Right? And what I usually do is I turn around back. So I'm just like, because I don't know what's on the other side. You ever done that before?

36:03Bobby Lee:I usually try to finish it, but I map it out first.

36:06Andrew Santino:But when you're on the top of the mountain, you look down, you don't know where it leads. Well, then I'm not doing it. Right. But this time I went, you know what? I'm going to go where it leads. Mistake

36:15Bobby Lee:Where'd you end up?

36:16Andrew Santino:Miles Miles away I ended up in a residential area But you were by yourself? By myself

36:21Bobby Lee:Don't do that I told you not to

36:23Andrew Santino:Yeah and that like And that light was going You know what I mean Right But thankfully there was a lime scooter There was? Yeah yeah I lined back to my car I was gonna say

36:32Bobby Lee:You walked on the other side of the hill And you ended up at the Whites only Arkansas land

36:35Andrew Santino:Yeah And there was a lady And I don't want to make fun of her And I'm not trying to make fun of her I just was confused by it There was a lady In the beginning of the trail like literally right when you start going up and she was like on a tick tock and she's like yeah and she was very heavy set can it can it just let me finish it and then we'll cut it out god all right and she goes hey guys so i'm doing it hiking you know i mean doing the exercise right and in my heart i was like oh good for you this is great right so i start walking up right But at no point when I turned around, was she... The medevac helicopter comes in.

37:17Andrew Santino:So there's two things. Yeah. Number one, it was for show. Well, no, maybe she's just taking it slow. Or number two, she had already gone to the limit.

37:27Bobby Lee:At the start? She's like, hey, I got there. They say half of the journey is getting to the gym.

37:32Andrew Santino:Yeah, but I was concerned for her. I was like, oh, where is she? It was out of concern. I wasn't trying to make fun of her, that story, what I just said.

37:40Bobby Lee:yeah it was no was it there was a guy that was running on the hike the other day who had on a full sweatsuit it's 87 degrees that's blows my mind why do people do this yeah i'm like dude you're gonna pass out what wrestlers he's not in high school this guy was late 30s he was like a man who was running on the trail dripping in sweat and i was like such a weird game dude because you're asking for for dehydration and then overheating dude because i told you this story my buddy EP's friend they were hiking and he had to get medevaced out his lung collapsed because he doesn't really hike often and he was like I'll go hike he smokes weed all fucking time

38:14Andrew Santino:oh my god

38:15Bobby Lee:they had to medevac him out

38:16Andrew Santino:oh my god

38:17Bobby Lee:his lung collapsed

38:18Andrew Santino:yeah but there are benches you can just rest

38:21Bobby Lee:I'll tell him that okay yeah yeah I mean the amount of people that I used to when I used to live by Runyon and I would go hike that every day yeah the amount of people I saw get medevaced out of there it was at least once a month wow they'd have to bring because someone would get way up on the hard side on the other side of the park.

38:36Andrew Santino:Yeah.

38:37Bobby Lee:And they'd be stuck and maybe panic or not be able to breathe.

38:40Andrew Santino:Yeah. Those are some steep hills there.

38:42Bobby Lee:Oh, dude. And it's also - It's a nightmare. When you do the Hollywood sign, it's like five miles.

38:46Andrew Santino:Yeah, I can't do that.

38:47Bobby Lee:It's high. Yeah. It's a long way to go.

38:49Andrew Santino:Also, in terms of fashion, can I just trailing fashion? Enough white people wearing the rice paddy hats. Oh, only you can wear it. I'm just saying. They have these gigantic Saigon rice - Okay, well then, take off that baseball hat. That's ours. That's not ours.

39:04Bobby Lee:That's ours. Go to Japan.

39:06Andrew Santino:baseball is born in america those are our hats okay take it off if i can wear rice hats all right you can wear rice hats that's my bad dude my bad you can wear the rice hats which race of hats uh can i wear can i can wear a rice paddy hat yeah can i wear it's like how about this what if i wear one of those like um armor you know i mean like a knight's helmet that's rad yeah like would that offend you if i wear a knight's helmet no pretty uncomfortable i know okay so i can wear that you can wear the right spaddy thank you what's another white thing i could wear one of those you know at in london the the big you know the black little puffy hat what uh uh royal guard yeah you're okay with that i think you should wear that okay could i wear a like an abe lincoln top

39:48Bobby Lee:hat yeah you're white that's right yeah don't forget yeah that's what by the way all the our

39:54Andrew Santino:people in arkansas should be wearing top hats yeah right just to go also leave the slaves also So take your clothes off. China made those.

40:02Bobby Lee:China made those. Yeah. Take your clothes off. China made those. Yeah.

40:06Andrew Santino:In fact, that's what I want to do. I want to be an Asian inspector over there. By the way. I want to look at every made in China thing. You know what I mean? And I'm going to take it out of your fucking house. But you're Korean. If I can lie. They're not going to know the difference. No, I don't. Yeah. I'm telling you. McCone, if you were like never seen an Asian like the premise before. Yeah. And I told you I was Chinese, you would believe me. 100%. Okay.

40:28Bobby Lee:Zoom in. Korean inventions are all the beauty products by the way I hear this all the time from dude my sister my wife every girl in my life goes Korea you gotta get me beauty shit if you go over there because it's the best in the world in the world beverages fans you guys love those little hand fans

40:42Andrew Santino:Asian ginseng we created that's hard to believe

40:46Bobby Lee:yeah dried food snacks I believe you zoom in

40:49Andrew Santino:because my eyes are blur blur

40:50Bobby Lee:soju love soju robotics in general huh yeah

40:54Andrew Santino:cacao friends that's just black friends yeah that's what they call them yeah kind of friends is a lineup of

41:03Bobby Lee:adorable characters that predominantly but prominently features a little orange line see this is this is everybody trump on trying to jump on the like the la boo boo trend uh you know

41:11Andrew Santino:what that is don't you of course i do i have some you have a la boo boo yeah i bought some how much are those expensive the one i got are they really yeah i don't i've just seen them

41:21Bobby Lee:$5 ,000?

41:23Andrew Santino:Yeah, for that one.

41:24Bobby Lee:And you put it on your fucking, what do you do with it?

41:27Andrew Santino:In a drawer.

41:28Bobby Lee:It doesn't go anywhere.

41:29Andrew Santino:I have Cabbage Patch Kids. I do, I collect like one of everything.

41:33Bobby Lee:But I see people, girls put this on their purse, right? That's the gig?

41:37Andrew Santino:Yeah.

41:39Bobby Lee:So some of these purses aren't even$5 ,000. And they're putting a$5 ,000 accessory on the purse? It's a fad, like Beanie Babies. One day it's gonna go away

41:48Andrew Santino:and no one's gonna give a shit. Let me tell you something. My mom fought people to get a Cabbage Patch Kids in the 80s. Fought people. No, eat my. She did all that. Shopify. You know what, Andrew? We wouldn't have an online business without Shopify. I'll tell you that right now.

42:03Bobby Lee:We've been using them for a long time right now. And cha-ching, cha-ching, Shopify does get it done. No matter how big, no matter how small your business is, no matter what you're selling. I don't really care if you're making bouncy balls made out of old skin like you used to collect. I still make them. Oh, you do. Yeah, I've sold two already. Well, someone's got to buy it. And Shopify's point of sale system is a unified command center for your retail business. It brings together in-store and online operations across up to a thousand locations.

42:31Andrew Santino:Imagine being able to guarantee that shopping is always convenient. Endless aisle, shipped to customers, buy online, pick up in-store, all made simpler so customers can shop how they want and staff have the tools to close the sale every time.

42:46Bobby Lee:And let's face it, acquiring new customers can be very expensive. And with Shopify POS, you can keep shop shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first party data that give marketing teams a competitive edge. In fact, it's proven based on a report from EY businesses on Shopify POS see real results like 22 percent better total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent to an 8.9 percent uplift in sales on average relative to the market set surveyed.

43:11Andrew Santino:Turn those what ifs into why nots and keep giving those big dreams the best shot with Shopify.

43:17Bobby Lee:Sign up for your$1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com slash badfriends.

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43:24Bobby Lee:Shopify.com slash badfriends.

43:27Andrew Santino:ZocDoc. Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, what happened? You fell again. I fell again, but where do I go? ZocDoc. You know what it is? What? It's a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment, Andrew. Yeah, that sounds...

43:43Bobby Lee:But how many doctors are on there? Like a hundred? A lot. Hundreds of thousands. More than 100 ,000 doctors are on there? Yeah, across every specialty. Okay, but here's the other problem. They're probably located nowhere near me. They're always around you. Really? Yeah. Do they take my insurance? Yeah, they do. And are they good fed for whatever medical need I might have?

43:59Andrew Santino:What's your foot like? It hurts. Taking care of.

44:02Bobby Lee:From ZocDoc?

44:02Andrew Santino:Yeah, eye pain.

44:03Bobby Lee:Well, do they have patient reviews? If I go on ZocDoc, do I know if somebody else was on there that went to a doctor?

44:07Andrew Santino:Yes, dude. You would read it like you would read in a restaurant or whatnot. Really?

44:12Bobby Lee:Yes, yes, yes. Okay, well, tell me. There's no way to instantly book an appointment. I mean, is there a way that I get a booking within like, you know, 24 hours, but 24 to

44:19Andrew Santino:72 hours, if you want to know the specifics. Really? And you can even score on same day appointments, too.

44:24Bobby Lee:No way. Yes, yes. All right. Well, I should stop putting off this broken neck and weird floppy foot. Yeah. And eye pain. That's right. Yeah. And stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to ZocDoc.com slash bad friends to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today.

44:37Andrew Santino:That's ZocDoc, Z-O-C-D-O-C.com slash bad friends.

44:40Bobby Lee:ZocDoc.com slash bad friends.

44:46Bobby Lee:7 ,200 but here's the joke it is a fad but the guy who invented it you saw that right we talked about it on the show maybe billion he sold he sold his company for like 22 billion look up labubu owner 22 billion it's he has like a bunch of other companies but i think he just got priced at 22 billion or something labubu wang ning hilarious ceo of pop mart the owner associated with viral labubu toys whose company success has significantly contributed to his estimated net worth of over 22 billion dollars this motherfucker is selling bullshit and it's not bullshit it's bullshit it is it's fucking bullshit but don't you wish you created it give me a picture of wang ning he went from eight billion to 22 billion so it's all the boo-boo shit give me wang ning everybody wang ning tonight it's wang ning idiot ning n-i-n-g wang ning there's the wang dog there's the wang dog

45:43Andrew Santino:I am so rich now.

45:45Bobby Lee:God, what is he? 22 years old? He looks like a kid.

45:47Andrew Santino:What is he going to do with the 22 billion?

45:49Bobby Lee:Honestly?

45:50Andrew Santino:Yeah.

45:51Bobby Lee:There is nothing you can do with it.

45:53Andrew Santino:Yes, you can.

45:54Bobby Lee:No, no, no. I'm serious though. I'm serious with this. It's so much money. He's 38. There's nothing he can do with it. It's too much. He's got... If he had 8 billion last year, he already had everything he ever needed. What the fuck are you going to do?

46:09Andrew Santino:That's right.

46:10Bobby Lee:I am I am I'm a little anxious to go home because I'm going to be spending dude it's one this is one of those points in my life where I really want to see my parents because I miss them a lot and I don't see them as much and they're getting older but I'm going to be spending too much time at home do you know what I mean like how long well it's well it's a whole week and then I come back for three days then I leave then I come back for three days then I leave and I come back for another week that's good i need it i need it i need the family thing but also um i can already hear my dad and i fighting like i can already hear it like the last time we got that or real my stepdad my dad he's the best yeah you love him yeah this this is my this is the last time we got no like a stupid fight like we'll just start getting into stupid fights because he's retired he's old it's his house he

46:56Andrew Santino:likes his his way we all like things our way oh here we go i want to know no no this is so stupid

47:01Bobby Lee:but this made me laugh. My sister and I were dying laughing because he got so mad. We were going to watch a movie and my sister went out to go get stoned and, oh no, edibles. That's right. She took a bunch of edibles and then she's like, she goes, make us popcorn. I was like, oh yeah, I'll make us popcorn. So I got downstairs, I get a bunch of snacks ready and all this stuff and I make the popcorn and I hear my dad go, use the popcorn bowls. Okay, since I was a kid, they've had the, from the fucking 80s or the early 90s, they've had these wooden, look up wooden -

47:34Andrew Santino:Popcorn bowl.

47:34Bobby Lee:Popcorn bowl. I mean, it's gotta be like, that's the - Beautiful. But no, no, no, no, no, no. Do from the 90s. Do 90s wooden popcorn bowl. It's like from a, that first one. Let me see the first one. Zoom in. That is exactly what it is. Beautiful.

47:50Andrew Santino:It's a salad bowl.

47:51Bobby Lee:Right. Yes. Okay, so listen. We've been using, that is exactly what it is. We've been using these since I was a fucking kid. Okay? Yeah. And my dad - It's for popcorn. So then I don't know if I'm a little stoned or a little buzzed or whatever, but I grabbed just a different bowl and I put the popcorn and he's like, don't put it in there. That's not the popcorn bowl. But I was like, I already put it in. Yeah. And he's like, don't, that's not the fucking popcorn bowl. I go, it's a bowl. You put popcorn. Now it is a popcorn bowl. Yeah. Yeah. And he's fighting it. My sister's losing her mind laughing.

48:27Bobby Lee:Yeah. And I'm fucking pissed. So I was just like, oh you want in the fucking so i dump it in the other one i was like well then you're washing wait wait why can't you just use the popcorn bowl that's what i know yeah use it because you know

48:39Andrew Santino:that he's gonna get mad about it no no you know you only did it for spite no no yeah you did it

48:44Bobby Lee:i want to get i want to get them riled up i grabbed the first bowl that i saw do you know where the popcorn bowls are i don't actually that that is true oh then that's how you go in and no

48:53Andrew Santino:no yeah yeah tomorrow when you go no i don't know where they are yeah yeah go excuse me where's the

48:58Bobby Lee:popcorn bowls and so then okay so then then he comes out to my house in la comes out the daddy's house yeah big andrew's house yeah and he says well why is that there about something innocuous what was it and i it was i don't i don't even remember it was like a match of fucking thing that she uses or something who's she my wife okay a matcha maker whatever and then he's like I go, why is that there? And I said, when you get your house, you can put it wherever the fuck you want. But in my house, that's where I like it. And you know what? He goes, fair enough. And then he walked outside. And I was like, that's right.

49:43Andrew Santino:Dude, what is wrong with you, dude? Just rage, dude. No. Oh, God. Because he's getting older, right? Then you go, excuse me, I'll put the matcha thing in the right matcha place.

49:56Bobby Lee:No, it's my house. Okay.

49:57Andrew Santino:But it's probably left just in a random place, right?

50:01Bobby Lee:Have you been to my house? Is anything left in a random place? No, it's very like showroomy. It's exactly what it's supposed to be.

50:06Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very showroomy.

50:07Bobby Lee:So that thing goes there because that's where it goes for us.

50:09Andrew Santino:Yeah. Why is it so clean?

50:12Bobby Lee:Because in case I have people come over, I like to keep a clean place. No, you know why I like to keep a clean place? Because I earned it. Because I respect the things that took me a long time to get.

50:22Andrew Santino:Yeah.

50:23Bobby Lee:I don't understand the idea of not respecting something you worked hard to receive.

50:26Andrew Santino:Yeah.

50:27Bobby Lee:How about this? I've never had anything given to me. So anything I've got, I respect. Maybe you should too.

50:33Andrew Santino:Yeah, I respect what I have, but I kind of like making people think that I'm kind of a hoarder.

50:38Bobby Lee:You are kind of a hoarder. I am. You sent me the video of the two machines talking to each other. It made me laugh. Did you see that? The two robots? Oh, it's so good. Yeah, yeah. No, but you - You think I was lying. You keep a clean place too, by the way. People at home pretend this game that he plays, like I'm this neat freak. You're a fucking neat freak. your kitchen and shit is all organized everything's organized. Yeah because of honey

50:59Andrew Santino:Kalala's sister Jules' mom I have someone clean the house too

51:04Bobby Lee:so that's why it's clean.

51:06Andrew Santino:Get a Filipino live with a Filipino. They're the best She does these things with my underwear

51:12Bobby Lee:She does things with my underwear

51:15Andrew Santino:I don't even know how my underwear are these tiny squares She folds them in a way they're like a fucking graham cracker she makes she takes all the air i don't know how she does it it's magic we can cram 300 of them in a tiny drawer like this perfectly placed wait she does your laundry oh my god she does everything oh see yeah i can't have she does

51:39Bobby Lee:everything i can't have someone do my laundry that's creepy to me i just don't know where things are that's the only problem you know where's the paprika and that's why you occasionally use the wrong popcorn bowl because you don't know where they are oh that's right that's right But that is my dad. We're going to get into stupid small fights. Small fights. We'll get into small fights all the time. Look, I'll stay up one night too late burning a bonfire in the backyard with my sister. 100%.

52:02Andrew Santino:Not cool, dude.

52:03Bobby Lee:No?

52:03Andrew Santino:No.

52:04Bobby Lee:What's wrong with... Bonfires are fucking Midwest.

52:05Andrew Santino:You start it at night. Take it out.

52:08Bobby Lee:What does that mean?

52:09Andrew Santino:Put it out, dude.

52:10Bobby Lee:Oh, I do put it out. No, I'm saying he'll come down that... You didn't even hear me out. Oh, sorry. I know. That's right. I didn't. I'm sorry. My bad. He'll come down the next morning and be like, you use so much fucking wood. and I'm like what the fuck yeah we were burning fire all night long yeah he'll go well now I gotta get a whole new bushel and I'm like well I'll get you one he doesn't get them they get fucking delivered yeah dude it's always a thing where do you get bushels Home Depot yeah Home Depot yeah

52:36Andrew Santino:yeah but you they'll deliver them to your house yeah yeah you know what I so um what do you know what I realized I don't know if I said this but or not but my air conditioning and my heater all All winter The heater didn't work And you don't call You just freeze What? You don't call but freeze You call No I freeze Call It was like So cold But he had 15 layers of blankets Shivering Yeah Sweating And then for the summer Right No No air conditioning Good You took 50 degrees Nothing would come out So one day I finally called Yeah that's time Guy comes over He goes bro look And he This He had blue chew No This was the color of the filter

53:21Bobby Lee:Oh my god

53:22Andrew Santino:I didn't know you had to switch out the filter God dude You just have to switch it out And now everything works perfectly

53:29Bobby Lee:Have you ever changed the filter of your water system at the house? No That's insane

53:32Andrew Santino:But I don't drink that kind of water You drink tap water? I call it Aaron Brockovich water I don't drink it Really? I don't want to get Polluted? Yeah yeah I drink tap water Bottled water every time.

53:44Bobby Lee:That's insane.

53:45Andrew Santino:Why?

53:46Bobby Lee:That's a waste. Drink out of the tap. The tap water in LA is great.

53:48Andrew Santino:I don't know.

53:49Bobby Lee:We have some of the best tap water in the country. It's actually underrated. Our water is tested about 300 locations on the sea for over 200 different locations. Water delivered to you meets or excels state and federal drinking water standards. LA water is better than most states get water.

54:02Andrew Santino:But is it better than bottled water?

54:04Bobby Lee:Yeah, actually probably because of the fucking, this is microplastics and all the bullshit that's in here. This is terrible for you. Yep.

54:10Andrew Santino:What about glass?

54:11Bobby Lee:Glass is king. not anymore they just did a bunch of new testing to find out that glass also has fucked up shit in it now so we can't win so you know what you do you don't drink water we're not that's it at bad friends we don't drink water yeah no more did we already talk about the hurtling spacecraft coming towards us we did last time right no what are you talking about oh it's coming in december yeah it's coming we got a new we got something coming to kill us no so a harvest science harvard

54:36Andrew Santino:scientist.

54:37Bobby Lee:Don't believe him already.

54:39Andrew Santino:Harvard.

54:39Bobby Lee:Don't believe him.

54:40Andrew Santino:Okay. A Harvard scientist discovered something. He doesn't think it's a comet because there's no trail, I don't think.

54:48Bobby Lee:A Harvard scientist and professor Avi...

54:52Andrew Santino:Loeb.

54:53Bobby Lee:Avi Loeb has suggested using the existed NASA Juno spacecraft to intercept and study interstellar object 3I Atlas, which he... What? Persists could be alien technology? not just a natural comet. His proposal stems from his research to similar objects like Amomara.

55:12Andrew Santino:Yeah, that was in 2017. Amomamal. I remember Amomamal.

55:17Bobby Lee:So what was that?

55:18Andrew Santino:It's hiding behind the sun. Where he paralyzed. No, why are you laughing? That's true. The trajectory is behind the sun, so we can't see it. But we go around the sun. You go around it, not me. Okay. I stay right behind it. He is right.

55:35Bobby Lee:Bobby stays right behind the sun

55:38Andrew Santino:so it's coming and it's 4 miles wide or 7 miles wide something like that it's huge where do we hope it hits

55:51Bobby Lee:it's not getting trapped in any planet's gravity as it goes through the Milky Way it's just slowly coming by us

55:57Andrew Santino:and it'll hit us around December

55:59Bobby Lee:do they think they know where it's going to hit no it's just going to go right through the Milky Way but it's going to pass earth in December. It's not going to hit us. No, no, no. Oh, come on. Hit us.

56:11Andrew Santino:It's not a comet, dude.

56:12Bobby Lee:I hope it hits us.

56:13Andrew Santino:It's not a hit situation, guy. What if it's a bomb? It's a slow down situation. It's like, what's up, dog situation, dude. So you think this is them saying, what's up, dog? Yes, dude. And we watched signs last night, me and someone I was seeing. And there's two types of people in the world, dude. What are they? the type that sees stars in the light I mean you got it they see aliens spacecraft in the skyline and they believe they have hope swing away and the second one are naysayers that 50-50 and deep down they're instilled with fear and I'm hope what was it that killed the aliens?

56:56Bobby Lee:water

56:56Andrew Santino:and guess what we just said

56:58Bobby Lee:don't drink water

57:01Andrew Santino:we're the real aliens you don't believe this is true

57:04Bobby Lee:I think there's a thing I don't think it's alien life form I think they're so fast they'd be here by now

57:10Andrew Santino:it's like 4 miles to 7 miles

57:12Bobby Lee:7 miles is so big it's between 1 and 20 kilometers so they don't even know that's 6 miles yeah it's big most recent observations are closer to 6 miles 6 miles long it's so long It's big. But that's got to be all the guys are on there then.

57:32Andrew Santino:Yeah, everyone's on there.

57:34Bobby Lee:All the homies are on there.

57:35Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

57:36Bobby Lee:Imagine if they left some guys off. Where are you guys going?

57:40Andrew Santino:Yeah.

57:40Bobby Lee:Past earth. Can I go?

57:42Andrew Santino:But if they go.

57:42Bobby Lee:I don't know if there's enough room. He said it was six miles long. I don't know if we have the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just one guy that can't stand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Marcus, Marcus. Yeah. I heard you guys are going to take off tomorrow.

57:56Andrew Santino:Yeah.

57:57Bobby Lee:Is there any room on the craft?

57:59Andrew Santino:Well, no, there's not enough room. Really? Yeah, there's 20 of us. It's pretty cozy in there.

58:05Bobby Lee:I heard it was six miles long.

58:07Andrew Santino:Yeah, but you know what?

58:08Bobby Lee:The living space is, you know, the size of this room. Oh, I understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand. I understand. Bye.

58:13Andrew Santino:Bye.

58:15Bobby Lee:By the way, they take off. They're like, thank God we left that fucking guy. I can't stand that fucking guy. But what would happen if they go, Andrew, Bobby, big fan of Bad Friends.

58:26Andrew Santino:Oh, dude. I hope they are. we want to start a podcast in our civilization. Will you come? Great. Would you come?

58:33Bobby Lee:We got a guest on their podcast.

58:35Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have 4.5 million followers in our version of Instagram. Yeah.

58:43Bobby Lee:Ladies and gentlemen. Would you go though? Our guests today say whatever they want. Totally unfiltered. We love these guys. Yeah. By the way, you know what's so funny is I bet you if any sort of communication is getting through the airwaves into outer space, it's probably podcast because there's so many of them that are being shot out into the fucking world. This is probably what they're hearing.

59:02Andrew Santino:Yeah.

59:02Bobby Lee:And what a bummer. What a bummer that this is what they think of us.

59:06Andrew Santino:And they're probably 20 million years from now, no? It doesn't get there right away. It takes time.

59:12Bobby Lee:Yeah, it takes a long time.

59:13Andrew Santino:Not 20 million years, but a long time.

59:15Bobby Lee:Well, I mean, they could be millions of light years away.

59:17Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Depends on how far away they are. Yeah, but we'd be long dead by then. Notorious in a universal scale.

59:24Bobby Lee:Depends on if we hop on that craft.

59:26Andrew Santino:I would go

59:27Bobby Lee:Bobby Andrew we came just for you two You can't bring any of the bad friends What if they said it could just be you and me No one we love no one we know

59:35Andrew Santino:But we can never come back to earth

59:36Bobby Lee:Never no family no friends no nobody

59:37Andrew Santino:You wouldn't go I know you wouldn't go No you would not go You'd be so scared I would go

59:44Bobby Lee:I would go just to protect you What a story they'd write books about us They'd write movies about us it'd be our real legacy We wouldn't just be known as bad friends We'd be known as the two guys that went to space on the seven mile craft and never came back.

59:56Andrew Santino:Wow.

59:57Bobby Lee:We'd be embedded. You know who'd be teaching about us in the future? Fifth grade teachers.

1:00:01Andrew Santino:Yeah. What's there though? It would depend on what's there.

1:00:04Bobby Lee:Doesn't matter. Let's find out.

1:00:06Andrew Santino:No, no, no. I have to know. I have to have a list.

1:00:08Bobby Lee:We get up on the craft right away. It's anal probes. We're like, what? I thought that was a bit.

1:00:14Andrew Santino:No, we really like to do this. Yeah. Yeah, it would have to be, well, there'd be a active human women there.

1:00:22Bobby Lee:My dad just called me. hold on hey we're doing the podcast right now what's up uh just calling to check on you and

1:00:31Andrew Santino:find out when you're coming to town is it jeff uh yeah say hi to jeff it's bob hey how are you what's up with the popcorn bowls

1:00:42Bobby Lee:the popcorn bowls um well uh they're special for popcorn

1:00:50Andrew Santino:But why do you get so mad about it, Jeff? Well, because we have things in the house that are to be used for certain things. And Andrew was, you know, being typical Andrew being against the grain and picking another bull. Right. Against the grain. Against the grain. All right, babe. All right. See you, Bobby. Take care. All right. Bye, Jeff. I love you. I'll see you tomorrow. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

1:01:13Bobby Lee:Bye, babe. Okay. Bye. All right. Bye. He's so funny.

1:01:16Andrew Santino:So we get a lot of submissions for different things, but we always get way more submissions after episodes air with the minutes. These are all late submissions, but this is Carlos Replacement, Fancy Replacement, and Raymond.

1:01:28Bobby Lee:We do want to see some of these.

1:01:30Andrew Santino:This is Charity.

1:01:32Bobby Lee:What up, Bad Friends gang? My name is Charity. I am 25, and I'm from Gaston, Oregon. Gaston's like a 15-second town. If he blinked, he probably already drove past it. we got like two bars no gas stations about a dozen crackheads out of a total population of 16 so that's where i'm from um yeah i'm a bit of a rarity out in these parts you've probably never seen a samoan girl under 6 '2 270 so i at least got that going for me i currently work in corporate finance and administrative assistance um and i'm working to get certified as an an independent travel booking agent on the side. So yeah, I kind of got the hustle going and try to get out of this crap shoot.

1:02:16Bobby Lee:Pause. We got to get her out. Oh, I'm going to say, don't get upset. Okay. This is a perfect, and I mean, perfect replacement for your assistant.

1:02:27Andrew Santino:Yes.

1:02:28Bobby Lee:Literally. Yeah. She does all the things.

1:02:31Andrew Santino:Yeah.

1:02:31Bobby Lee:Also all the travel booking. That's what, that's what I'm fucking saying. But Hey,

1:02:37Andrew Santino:but my assistant's camping. Okay.

1:02:42Bobby Lee:Is never not camping.

1:02:44Andrew Santino:Okay.

1:02:44Bobby Lee:This girl probably doesn't like camping.

1:02:45Andrew Santino:She's great.

1:02:46Bobby Lee:She's awesome. We love her.

1:02:47Andrew Santino:Got two good ones so far.

1:02:49Bobby Lee:Back to back. Deshaun. Hey. Yeah. The way you said that. Deshaun. Just say Deshaun. Deshaun. Yeah. Not Deshaun. Go ahead.

1:03:02Andrew Santino:What's going on? This is the submission for the replacement in the booth challenge or whatever you guys are doing over there.

1:03:07Bobby Lee:Love this guy. Oh, really?

1:03:08Andrew Santino:Now, I heard you guys were looking to replace someone. But one thing I did hear you guys say was, you got a bunch of nines. Why have a nine when you can settle for an 11? Also, you said you need some women to submit. I guarantee you have women in that. He thinks he's Michael Beep Jordan. He's got, but he's not. He's not Michael Beep Jordan. Michael Jeep? Or Jeep. I fucked that up. I fucked that up. What? It made me laugh. Because you went beep beep.

1:03:40Bobby Lee:He thinks he's Michael Jeep Jordan. He's Michael Beep Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:03:46Andrew Santino:Okay, they're good.

1:03:47Bobby Lee:I guarantee you. He does. Yeah. He seems like a nice guy.

1:03:52Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah. We like him. We like him. A little aggressive. He's at 11, though.

1:03:55Bobby Lee:I don't know why he says 11. I don't know what that means. Maybe it means he can go up to 11.

1:03:59Andrew Santino:You have women in that building, but you know what you don't have? It's n***a. Give a n***a shot. How come we still not getting shot? Nobody want to give us a chance. Pause this. First of all. He has a point. He has a point.

1:04:13Bobby Lee:First of all. Yeah, yeah. Deshaun. Yeah. I do understand what he's saying. I do 100 % understand. Perhaps we should have some more color in the booth. Diversity. I think we need a color commentator. Yeah. And that's not, that's a. He would be funny. He would. Yeah, yeah.

1:04:30Andrew Santino:He would. Yeah. But he also. Can we do guests? We could try guests. We could try.

1:04:37Bobby Lee:Yeah. I also have people zoom in or face him in if we want face-to-face interactions. Yeah, maybe we zoom first. I think that's probably a better move.

1:04:44Andrew Santino:Yeah, zoom, then guest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Carissa T.

1:04:48Bobby Lee:Love. Love it. Yeah, she's pretty. Hey, Andrew. Hey, Bobby. Let me get this out of the way right now. The reason why I said Andrew instead of Bobby first is because his name starts with an A and Bobby starts with a B. so now that I got that out of the way I just saw today's episode where you were you guys were asking for a replacement for Fancy B since he's leaving for a few months I would like to say that Andrew said that we have to be from Spain, which I'm not, but I am Spanish, as you can clearly tell from my accent. And I'm not from the area, but it's really easy for me to make it there.

1:05:46Andrew Santino:If I get picked, just let me know and I'm going to be there as soon as I can. Thank you.

1:05:56Bobby Lee:Pause this.

1:06:00Bobby Lee:Shut it down. We've got the guy. It's love at first sight. Shut it down. It's love at first sight. The guy. That's the guy, dude. Find him. Find him.

1:06:10Andrew Santino:We've got the guy.

1:06:11Bobby Lee:We've got the guy. He's fucking perfect. He's perfect.

1:06:14Andrew Santino:He's an upgraded version of what we have. It's amazing.

1:06:17Bobby Lee:Yeah. Now, we're also going to find out for certain that this young man absolutely lives somewhere we cannot access.

1:06:26Andrew Santino:Yeah. He said he can drive and look at the... Let's do some investigating. Can you zoom in at the greenery in the back? I'm really good at like...

1:06:33Bobby Lee:Yeah, Bobby's good at figuring... You know, like geomapping? He's so good at it.

1:06:36Andrew Santino:Yeah, he's so good at it.

1:06:38Bobby Lee:Zoom in. All right. You know that kind of foliage? Is that recognized at all?

1:06:42Andrew Santino:That's North Carolina. North Carolina. No, Northern California.

1:06:45Bobby Lee:Northern California. Yeah, yeah. Even better.

1:06:48Andrew Santino:Is it a truck right here, it looks like? Yeah. I can't see it. It's blurry.

1:06:52Bobby Lee:You know what's behind that truck is a Michael Jeep Jordan is right behind. I gotta tell you, I love this guy. Love him. I'm into this guy. Let's find out. Let's try to get him, though. I think he said he wants to be paid, which is fine. We'll pay him if I get picked. Oh, but we will pay him. We'll pay him for the day's work.

1:07:09Andrew Santino:You know what I'm willing to pay? Out of my own pocket. 300 bucks.

1:07:13Bobby Lee:I'll match it.

1:07:14Andrew Santino:Really?

1:07:15Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:07:15Andrew Santino:Yeah. Yeah, it just depends on where - 600 to get him here. 600 depends on where he's coming from, too. Let's be real. Let's send him a message.

1:07:21Bobby Lee:All right. Well, listen, we're excited for the future. We're happy for the prospects. Thank you guys for submitting. We'll get to some more submittals later, but we, but Crusotome, what? Crusotome, Tomoe, honestly, whatever it is, dog.

1:07:36Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll come up with a nickname.

1:07:37Bobby Lee:Yeah, we will. Yeah, yeah.

1:07:40Andrew Santino:We'll see you soon. We'll see you soon. And also, thank you for being a bad friend.

1:07:56Yeah, woo, yeah.