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23:53Bobby Lee:oh no yeah they're actually really cool glasses who makes them these are tom ford tom ford yeah tom ford's nice glasses yeah anyway um must be nice i want to put these on wow but just do why don't you just do contacts well i was thinking about lasik but they're saying that i'm going to need um reading glasses if i get lasik everybody gets readers though i think that's the most common i think people just get readers if you read I've never read. Well, why do you need readers? Oh, so last night - Or TikTok. Yeah, TikTok. TikTok glasses. Yeah, so last night, I saw a movie better than Project Hail Mary.

24:35What did you watch? Obsession. So fucking good. Who's in it? Nobody I've ever seen. Do you see Obsession? Yeah, it's an indie horror that is going to make$100 million with a budget under a million.

24:48Bobby Lee:He's getting his little wiener. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so fucking good. You know, the only thing bad about this story is it's going to give a lot of people hope. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean by that? It's going to give everybody hope. They're like, I can do it. You can. You cannot. It's the Cinderella story. Yeah. It's an anomaly. When you're watching the movie, here's what you notice. You go, oh, this guy knows what he's doing. Yeah, it's an anomaly. Yeah, and I think that in the years of him leading up to the movie, like George Miller's Mad Max Fury Road, it took 30 years he thought about that movie.

25:2530 years yeah because since mad max um um what's the last mad max before if you're yeah thunderdome with tina turner what is the year difference 1985 what do you mean that's fucking 40 years yeah so he laid down at night he directed it when he was in 70 he was 70 years old when he drank uh made mad max for what's so funny it's just so funny to think

25:50Bobby Lee:so much time passed. I know. Like when they wrap the film, he's like, I guess we can't wait another 40. Yeah. They did a Furioso after that, which is pretty good. So he sat there probably for 40 or 30 plus years. Just in a tub. And just thinking about the next movie that he's going to make. You got to get out there a little bit faster. I understand that, but what I'm saying. He made more movies. What? He made more movies. He did, but I think that he thought about Mad Max and what it's going to look like and scenes in his head. And you've been thinking about Comics Unleashed for 40 years. Yeah.

26:24Bobby Lee:We got to get you on. We got to get on. We got to get on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. Is it in all the theaters? Yes. Maybe I'll go. I saw it in North Hollywood Regal. And this fucking, oh, God. You went to the No Home Regal? I know. This fat Mexican man next to me, right? Here it goes. He was drinking one of those Ices. The big ones? Yeah, yeah. Love. And he did Double Flavor, which is like, no way. Yeah, it's a risky move. It's a risky move. right and he was kind of fat too right you mentioned that yeah yeah yeah yeah when you when you showed the size of the ice gave it away a little bit he also had three young kids next home oh i got this amber alert oh that i literally got an amber literally that my i had to turn my phone off during the movie during the amber alert imagine it's him watching that movie wow he's kidnapping kids just to go watch movies yeah and there were young kids and there's like sex scenes that is crazy but is there sex scenes in it yeah and how young are the kids 10 it's a rated R film yeah it's not for kids it's not for kids it's violent it's crazy so Mr.

27:32Icy brought his kids yeah Mr. Icy stolen kids and so he was drinking his Icy this large kind like this it's literally this big I'm not even there's no I'm not being hyperbolic it was like this big can I pause you for two seconds yeah

27:43Bobby Lee:did he say anything to you no about being like hey I know who you are as a fan no no no I was going to be like that'll be a big bummer if we're talking about him No no no he doesn't know He didn't look at me or anything You could tell He got to the bottom of the icy Yeah and he was doing that the whole time To get every little bit of thing And If you've ever been to that theater The seats vibrate I went once Me no go back Yeah but I went The seats vibrate there's other special right but it his slurping was louder than the vibrating was louder than the vibrating seats and all the other things that happen in that in that theater like wind and stuff also i had my jewel out right and there was so much wind coming through with the chair that it went and it only exploded almost exploded into my fucking but my point is is that it kind of ruined and also we were in the last like second to last seat and I couldn't read anything.

28:47Did you not bring your glasses? I got the glasses an hour before I came here. Oh, you did? Yeah.

28:52Bobby Lee:Well, you got to go back. I got to go watch the movie. So then I had to whisper to my girlfriend. I go, what does that text say? You know what I mean? And then I got slurpy and then he starts coughing and then he was crunching on something that was so loud. Did you say it in a foreign language? Yeah. No. He's like, what did the text say? The guy next to him is like, this foreigner speaks good english what does this say no on the screen that you know i mean yeah like somebody's texting on the other in the movie yeah in the movie they're texting and you have to read it you're telling me this is going to make a hundred million dollars it's that good what was the budget 10 million dollars less than one less than one million indie horror film possession grossed an estimated 75 to 80 million worldwide oh my fucking god i know oh my god it's so good who's the distributor blumhouse oh yeah that's right another win for blumhouse yeah they literally hit home runs like this all the time this is what they do yeah i mean didn't they get out get out but but i mean but get out was an expensive film no a million was it yeah that was only a million bucks yeah then that's why they gave jordan a car yep well more than a car no no he got the money and all that stuff and residuals or whatever what What kind of car did they get?

30:09They got him on a really nice car. He got a career. Yeah. He got a career. He had a fucking career. He was on a hit TV show. On a hit sketch show. One of the funniest guys on planet Earth. You better watch your mouth the way you talk about Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clearly his career got better from Matt TV once he made Get Out, obviously. Damn, dude. A little bit of spicy attitude coming out of Carlos. No, no, no. Leave him off. I got to take my glasses off for this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's too much heat coming from this side.

30:33Bobby Lee:Well, we had two trials back to back last week. Yeah, yeah. No more trials because we haven't gone on the road yet. Oh, it's coming Yeah, yeah It's like Nuremberg What? So, listen Nuremberg Have you ever done this before? That's so stupid Yeah, it's very funny You're a dumb guy Yeah, yeah You know what car I hope they never got him Ferrari just released their new car This I know you're not a car guy Never have been Take one look at this car and give me your first instinct Don't look yet Give me your first instinct The first word that comes out of your mouth Go Look Hold on love it gay i knew he would love it it's the color of his car no but i just knew he'd like the style of that i love it it's ferrari's first all-electric car i love it it is cool i bought i bought one for the studio no i would mad it i would mad it but it looks good as a as a diehard lover of ferrari yeah i am how much is that i'm remarkably disappointed sad yeah Oh, really?

31:35Bobby Lee:It's one of the most atrocious designs I think they've ever released. I think it's the best design they've ever released. I know, I know. $640 ,000. I can't do it. Wait, come on. Why not? I don't want to do it. $640 ,000, dude. I have a free Hyundai. Yeah, a free... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That or a free Hyundai. A lease price? $7 ,000 a month? That's insane. Wait, go back to the picture, though. This is genuinely one of the most upsetting... And the media online is joking about it, too. They're like, that's not a Ferrari. I think it looks futuristic. mad it'll look good it looks so terrible it's so is there a black one yeah they're probably driving in black oh i like the yellow one luce isn't that what it's called how cute that is ferrari luce yeah it's so cute yeah i i i miss the bugle or whatever dude i came home last night and i was eating chips and salsa in the kitchen because i didn't want to wake her up i didn't I want to go upstairs.

32:30Who's her, your dog?

32:31Bobby Lee:Yeah, my dog. I didn't want to wake up my fucking wife. Well, my dog wakes up whenever you open the door. So I'm bummed about that. Cause then she probably woke up from that. But I'm eating chips and salsa, watching SportsCenter. And I fell asleep on the couch. Cause I was like, if I go up there, she's gonna, I don't want to wake her up. And I fell asleep on the couch. And the amount of salsa that spilled was one for the books. You couldn't even put that much in the jar. It spilled from. Yeah. It's as if somebody walked into my house and put other salsa all over the place. Yeah. And then left with the bottles.

33:03Bobby Lee:It was everywhere. And so no bueno. No bueno. I must have had it on the couch. And you fell asleep with it in your hand. Yeah. Yeah. That's insane. I was tired. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You cannot shame him for that. I've never had like a drumstick of chicken or anything and just fell asleep with it. Any kind of food. Go ahead. Go ahead. You know he. Wantons? Yeah, go ahead. You want to go wantons? I've shit my bed Is that what you're gonna say? Yeah well that's a little worse Sound blower seeds Pizza Yeah I've never done that I don't eat on my bed That's insane I was on my couch Okay and that's fair You never eat on the couch?

33:38Yeah No I don't That's what the kitchen table's there for Okay When you're watching TV Yeah yeah You eat at the kitchen table Looking through your living room No no no But there's TV food And then there's couch food Oh we grew up differently brother All food And then there's table food All food is TV food Okay no popcorn no I agree you agree all food is TV popcorn like pretzel chips I'll eat a full meal in front of the TV yeah that's how we grew up yeah what about you Andreas of course okay a full meal we didn't do that you're not talking to each other I refuse to do it so you sit at the table alone I have an expensive rug I don't want falling asleep with salsa verde all over it well the good news is when you sell your Ferrari

34:21Bobby Lee:you can get a new rug alright wait you when you're eating alone at the home you sit at the kitchen table by yourself yeah paint that someone paint that yeah someone at home please paint that it's yeah it's normal you guys and you guys it's somewhere at the universe are eating alone at the exact same time yeah and it's just above carlos it's a little tiny swinging light yeah you know and above and above you it's a beautiful shandler yeah yeah yeah and you salsa over your fucking body dude yeah dude this morning i did something that i'd never done before so last night we saw the movie obsession my girlfriend and i and she She is a witch.

34:57Correct. Okay. And the movie is very witchy. Okay.

35:02Bobby Lee:She gave you a wish stick. What? She gave you a wish stick. Yeah, yeah. So. A what? Wish stick from the movie. Don't ruin the movie. She gave you a wish stick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we went to Bob's Big Boy. Mistake number one. Yeah, right next to us. Because you wanted to get diarrhea. Yeah, I wanted to get diarrhea before I went to bed. And we're sitting on the lobby and waiting for our table. And I heard this buzzing It was probably neon light No it's the flies They have flies all over Bob's They're in the kitchen Go ahead It's Bob Just sitting next to me Anyway Welcome Do you hear it? The buzzing She goes I don't hear the buzzing I thought she was gaslighting me Oh your girlfriend said this Yeah And then late at night, right when we're about to go to bed, she kind of tried to scare me.

36:01She went, ah, in the light.

36:03Bobby Lee:Why? Because of the movie? We saw a horror movie. So this morning, she was out in the kitchen, and she knows not to ever wake me up, right? So I built my body on the bed with pillows. Smart. Right? And then what I did was I pushed the nightstand closer to my bed so I can fit in the corner of the room. And I had a hoodie on backwards with the hoodie over my face. I was crouched down and I stayed down there for 45 minutes waiting for her to come in. And eventually everything started getting sore. So I asked, honey, Jules' mom. I go I'll read you the text Hold on So people know That this is real I mean I 100 % believe this There's no doubt In my mind This is real Okay but Really So funny Is it or no Yes I mean that's What an elaborate ruse I hope the payoff Is worth it It was real So I go Tell Sadie To wake me up Because I have To pick up my glasses So good Alright I'm trying to scare her So if you tell her I'm trying to scare her I'll fire you that's love right don't fuck this up i'm fucking serious you sound like you're serious yeah i was serious because i had been sitting there for 40 in this tight space for 45 minutes all right so she comes in she comes in and she wakes tries to wake me up and she thinks it's me yeah because i formed it like a body you know what i mean and i go right she screamed and what is it about that that feels good.

37:43Making someone scared?

37:45Bobby Lee:Yeah. Oh, it's the best thing. Do you do that to your wife? All the time. Yeah, yeah. It's so fun. Sometimes I scare, I over scare. Yeah, yeah. I think I over scared her. Like one time she was doing laundry back and forth and I jumped out and I pushed her down the stairs. Yeah, yeah. I don't want it. Yeah, I really got her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got her good. Then I used a coat hanger. You know what? Actually, you know what the old school like dad, Dad thing that I my dad did to us That I always do is when she's walking in front of the car I always hit Yeah yeah that's fun That's fun you have to do it Just a little one You have to do it You have to scare her I mean I've done laying down Like she's in the bathroom And I'm laying down Oh that's fun So she opens the door and my head's just down here Right I'm also going to get a mannequin of myself How do you do that Adam Ray yeah i don't know he has all those people all the fucking prosthetic people he can get i'm gonna have me standing but in the dark he'll want the mannequin as a character though you're gonna have to lend it to him at some point oh yeah for sure because it's expensive we'll go 50 50 on it okay yeah yeah and i want to me standing in the dark she goes bobby i see you right but in the dark so you'll just see a silhouette and from behind i scare her that's That's so good.

39:05It's a good one. Now, when do you stab? Oh, you stab when she starts, I'm like, we should get married. Yeah. All right, you wanna bring in one of your kids?

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40:51Bobby Lee:I'm Andrew Santino. I'm Bob Leigh. And welcome to the Bad Game Show. It's the Bad Game Show. And once again, thank you to Bobby's mom. Back off. I mess you up. Let's start this game. Each of you guys write down the slang term for what we're pointing at. What's this right here, guys? What is this right here? Kevin Spacey, Epstein, Weinstein. What do they have in common? They're all scumbags. Incorrect. These are all classic New York guys. Oh, my God. Is this the game where we have to figure out what the F your mother is saying? How old is my wife? I'm gonna put as many marshmallows as I can in Bobby Lee's mouth.

41:30Bobby Lee:If you were in prison, dude, easy access. I am thoroughly aroused. Is this your son? Oh my God, how did I get here? I'm so thrilled that I'm only a lesbian. Oh, wow! Yeah. Stop hitting on my mom, okay? Our next game, time to get Hansy. Buzz in before he does, because it's a game show. I nailed it! January 10th! Yeah! 9-11! Hey! What's the show, you asshole? Was that a good, do you consider that a good episode? Or what's the barometer? Who do we have here? I'm gonna guess their names. Chimbo. No, Allora. Allora means well in Italian. Yeah, yeah. Chimbo and... Baloco. Baloco. Chimbo, Baloco. How close are we?

42:23Bobby Lee:What's your name? I'm Jack Not close at all Not close, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah What about you? Catherine Hi, Catherine Yeah, it's a bad miss So, Jack Are you nimble? Are you quick? A little, yeah When's the last time you played basketball? Because What the fuck is going on here? You just play a game about basketball? No Okay No, just Jack likes basketball I do like basketball All right You do play basketball, Jack? From time to time There's a court outside my house Sometimes when you bring people on the show They answer like they're being subpoenaed Everything's fine Jack what do you do for fun?

43:01Bobby Lee:What's Jack do for fun? I like watching movies You want to be a director? That's what you want to do? That's the goal Catherine what do you want to do? I'd like to be a screenwriter You like sitting to the computer all day? What do you write? Do you write fantasy? I write horror stuff mainly Ah, did you see Obsession? No, I really want to though. I think I'm gonna go on Friday maybe. Yeah, here in LA? Mm-hmm. Okay, good. Can you pitch me a concept of a horror movie like an elevator pitch? Give me your elevator pitch. Yeah, and we'll add on. Okay. Yeah, yeah, we do. And we're writers as well. And we will want credit for it.

43:39Bobby Lee:Yeah. Okay, I just wrote one this past year for - We just wrote it. All right. We're gonna write it together, go ahead. Yeah, yeah. It's ours. It's a Western. It's set in 1899 And it's A werewolf story 1904 If you don't mind If you don't mind I gotta throw Yeah yeah yeah Sure As a producer credit I gotta add my It's just cause we're better It's better if it's in the 20th century Yeah yeah yeah Thank you Can we make it 1904? Yeah sure Okay thank you Thank you And the main character Thomas and Belle Is on this ranch Let me stop you right there Dimitri Yeah Dimitri And Dimitri And Barbara Duke Okay No no Barbara Duke It's a horror movie already Barbara Duke is?

44:19Yeah, yeah.

44:19Bobby Lee:So Dimitri and Toe, her name is Toe. Wait, wait, that's the full name is what she was saying. Not two people. Yeah, Thomas and Bell, first name, last name. Thomas and Bell? Thomasin. Thomas and Bell. The gentleman's name is Thomasin? Yeah, yeah. Just call him Tom. Tom is fine. Sure, sure. So we're not doing Dimitri anymore? Yeah, we're not doing Dimitri anymore. Okay, okay. You know what? Call him Big T. Yeah, Big T, yeah. Big T, yeah. Just T. Okay. 1904, it's T. T. Okay T is working on a ranch And it's being terrorized by a werewolf Not a ranch It's not a ranch It's the first meth laboratory Crystal meth laboratory ever And it's an airplane hangar It's not a ranch And also it's being terrorized by who?

45:02Bobby Lee:Werewolf No no no no A country I know I know Lithuanian Is that fine? So pitch it back to us again Here we go. Okay.

45:17Bobby Lee:So Big T is working at a - What year is it? What year is it? 1904. Okay. Okay, it's 1904 and Big T is working at an airplane hangar. Yeah, but what are they making? What do they make there? Math. It's the first - Right. Yeah, math facts. First crystal meth lab. Okay, go ahead. And it's being terrorized by Did We Decide? Lithuania. Right, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. that's the pitch that's the pitch yeah what happens in the story what happens to t i don't know what i don't know yeah we do we do we know what happens to t so one of the lithuanians uh yeah t falls in love with one of the lithuanians that's terrorizing and they actually kind of double you know they double uh what is that double agent they double agent the lithuanian over overlords you know we're like organizing yeah but the problem is he's addicted to meth yeah he's He is fully addicted to Beth.

46:12Remarkably addicted to Beth. Yeah, yeah. And she's trying to help him get sober too. Okay. Which gives it heart. She's in the program. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's her name? The program didn't start until 1935. Then this place in 1935. 1940 then. Fine, 1945. Yeah, yeah, 1940.

46:25Bobby Lee:All right. And then what's the girl's name? The Lithuanian girl? What? What's the Lithuanian girl's name? P. Keep it simple. P and T and P. Yeah, T and P. Okay. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love this pitch. I love this pitch. Sold. Yeah, T. the horror element of it though? Well, it was werewolves until we changed it to Lithuanian. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lithuanians are werewolves. You can't call Lithuanians. Oh, you can? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't think we care. I think they're one of those that no one cares. They're Lithuanian werewolves. Okay. Well, we were going to fund this project, but I guess we're not going to be able to do it now.

46:56Do you have a pitch, Jack?

46:59Bobby Lee:I don't think I can top that. No, but do you have a pitch of your own movie? You have to try. We can help you. Well, I, okay, okay. Okay. And chime in. Chime in. Of course, we're producers and the runners of the show. Gives us permission on our show to chime in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's insane. Hysterical. Sorry about the basketball short. I love, yeah, you attacked him and now he's - Yeah, now you're being an asshole. No, no, no. Not an asshole. Hey, fuck you, Jack. He's defending himself. Jack, defend yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's this, we follow this artist who's like, he makes like sculptures and stuff and he's like - Michelangelo.

47:34Bobby Lee:Yes. is that michelangelo no can we call him michelangelo but if you want it to be michelangelo no we don't want it to be michelangelo he's like michelangelo the eighth okay yeah yeah yeah so it's there's a hereditary line here and what does he do jack um well he he makes sculptures but he's been struggling because he like made like a sculpture in college and it was like his magnum opus and he hasn't hit that peak since. Let's think about the sculpture he made. Well, the sculpture comes to life. Well, but what's the sculpture that he made that people don't, they don't like it? It's Hitler. He sculpts Hitler and he comes back.

48:14What year is this?

48:15Bobby Lee:Modern day. Oh, it's modern day. Yeah. Yeah. I say Marco Rubio. Rubio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I say Marco Rubio. He made a Marco Rubio statue. Okay. Okay. And it came to life. Michelangelo the Eighth. Yeah. And then what happened? Marco Rubio came to life? Marco Rubio came to life? Yeah, yeah. So then there's two Marco Rubios. That's crazy. That is insane, dude. Well, I'll say both these projects - They fall in love. Will fund. No, they fall in love. They fall in love. Marco and Marco fall in love. Marco, Marco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love this. I think that one's good. I'm not done with it. I'm not done with the pitch.

48:51I'm done. They have a Havana in Cuba.

48:57Bobby Lee:Yeah. Little Havana. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And there's like, it's like heated rivalry. I knew it was gonna get gay. It's gotta go gay. You guys are great. Very good pitch. Everyone's gonna pitch. Everyone think of a show idea. Thank you for coming. He's gonna get you to pitch something else out there. We're pitching today. Okay, he's gonna swap out. Thank you guys. It was so fun. Did you guys have fun? Insane, right? Doesn't make any sense? The name of this show? Makes no sense this whole show. Okay, switch out. Thank you guys. All of these young people coming in here look like they were made at Quinnipiac.

49:32Yeah. Like the school made them. No, they look like they're from Hogwarts. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Quinnipiac. Yeah. What's your name? My name is Riley. Riley, what's your name, sir? I'm Jacob. You're Jacob. Do you guys, are you two friends? No. No. Why? Why? I don't. Riley, why don't you like Jacob? Where do I start? Start from the beginning. That's the best part of it. How long have you been here? Jacob. I've met you five days ago.

49:58Bobby Lee:And you already pissed me off. Okay, how did he piss you off? He doesn't know when to stop talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what I did. Why do you talk? Thank you. Yeah, why you keep talking, dog? Communication. It's what I went to school for. Yeah. You went to school? You're still in school. Oh, yeah. This sounds like a crush. Yeah, there's a love here. There's something underneath. There's a deep love here. No. Yeah, no, no! Of course not! Oh no. Yeah. Something's wrong. I'm in love with Riley, well no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it is, it's one sided. What do you - Whoa! Okay, they like each other.

50:33They like each other. It's so fun. I like girls. It's pure love.

50:36Bobby Lee:Oh! Oh, the twist. Jacob, are you willing to get surgery? The twist, you like ladies. Yes. Is that a problem? No, no, there's never been a problem. Oh, why would that be a problem? Well, it's a problem for Jacob for sure. It's not a problem with me, I don't care. Whoa! Whoa, you think you can do better than Riley? I hope so. I hope so too. Okay. Jacob, what do you, Jacob, okay. So now that we've established you guys don't like each other for literally no reason at all. Yep. Yeah. What do you do, Jacob? You're a writer. What do you wanna do? I'm still deciding my place in the film history. Either writer, director, producer.

51:14Okay. Something in the creative end. I don't like editing. Okay. No. Okay, good. It's a nightmare.

51:19Bobby Lee:Only weirdos like editing. Yeah. Right, Fance? Fancy B He loves it Whoa Loves it And let me guess Yeah No please guess You wanna be in front of the camera How could you tell? Like a little bit Yeah because of your energy Yeah Yeah Any of you guys have a Venmo? Yes Yes Alright I'm gonna Venmo one of you guys And you're gonna take the whole group to dinner tonight I usually pay for everyone's dinner anyways But thank you That's awesome Thank you Oh I'm sorry Please don't leave I feel bad Oh no My father is rolling right now I'm gonna say that again Did your father not know You were a lesbian? No Oh he knows now Oh wow What he doesn't know?

52:01I'm sorry Yeah we can cut that out If you want Oh no I don't care It's fine This is how you're coming out? Sure I'm bad friends What a way What a way

52:09Bobby Lee:He never watches this He doesn't watch YouTube Period Well he's going to now I hope so Cause all of his friends At work are gonna be like I saw your daughter On my favorite show Yeah And she's gay? Yeah, yeah. I don't think it would be much of a surprise for him. Oh, your dad knew? I don't think - Did you tell your mom? Yes. And your mom's reaction was what? I told her when we were in the car so that if something bad happened, it would at least take both of us out. Oh. Good plan. You think your father would be angry? No, I think he'd just be a little bit disappointed because I'm the youngest at four.

52:44So if anything, he'd look at me and be like, good riddance, no more grandchildren.

52:46Bobby Lee:No, no, no, that's crazy. That's not crazy. You're talking about it. And how many other siblings are boys and girls? I have one brother and two older sisters. Oh, then that's fine. That's fine. If you were an only child, I'd say, yeah, you really fucked up. No, no, that's not true. I'm kidding, Jesus Christ. But you know, I hear, I don't know if this is genetically real, but I hear the more kids you have, the youngest one has more of a chance of becoming gay or lesbian. Or just messed up in the head. I'm on your side on this, I think. The conflict, I really do. Yeah, I think you're, yeah. Jacob yeah yeah Jacob yeah Jacob I think I'm on your side it's because I'm Jewish isn't it so is Jacob so is Jacob are you Jewish no I'm not Jacob Jacob Jacob Jacob Jacob Jacob you're Jewish bro you should have disagreed Jacob get it what are you if you're not get a 23 and me done thank you yeah yeah you're there but don't don't get it in Israel because they don't they don't allow it they don't no you'd have to take it 3 ,000 years ago or something yeah all right You guys have been great.

53:50Bobby Lee:You guys are... Thank you, guys. You guys are the best. This was actually... We thought this was a love story. And it turned out to be not a love story. But you are gonna show each other love from here on out. In my studio, be nice. Yes, sir. Be nice. You will be nice. Buenos noches, amigo. How could you tell? Am I right? You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put that mic near your mouth. Yeah, get closer to your mouth. What's your name? My name's Jack Aswell. Jack Aswell. Yep. Jack Aswell. Jack Aswell. Jack Aswell. Jack Aswipe. Jack, what do you do? Jack, just say this for me. Jack Aswell. Interesting.

54:34Interesting.

54:36Bobby Lee:And I'll say, per se. Per se? Yeah. No, go per se. Per se. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. Do you watch Love on the Spectrum? Kind of a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got into like two episodes My friend was making me watch the finale of like The fourth season That's not your brother You don't know that man? Twice removed Cousin I gotta tell you How do you teach these people? Jack can you pitch me a movie? Sure Are you offended right now? No sir Let's move on I was actually thinking about making this a lot in college kind eyes he's a kind guy i don't know he's got kind eyes yeah he's a guy kind face give me a pitch yeah all right so this college student he's feeling like he's getting followed every night when he's going back to his dorm long day of classes not long dick classes i thought you said long dick as well yeah yeah long day of classes long day yeah does he have a long dick this college student?

55:44Bobby Lee:Yeah. It's helpful for the film if we're selling it. Yeah. It's the writer's room you could say it. We'll see a close up at the beginning of the movie. We'll see like the outline of his dick. Does it go down below his knees is what I'm saying. More like ankle height. We say knees. Knees. Knees. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. This guy with this really nice cock is being followed. Skinny though. I know why he's being followed. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Someone wants to suck that big, beautiful penis he's got. It's super long. Okay, so go ahead. He's got this bad feeling of someone being behind him.

56:22Bobby Lee:Looks around. No one's there. Goes to bed. Thinks there's someone in the corner, but just stares at it. Doesn't acknowledge it. Wow. I like it so far. This is a real pitch. I know. I can see it. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. And he gets tired throughout the day. He decides to party. nothing crazy happens at this party but he just feels like he's getting followed every day every night whenever he's walking alone you're not repeating the movie it follows right no it does sound like it sounds like okay keep going that's about i haven't actually seen that movie okay but uh no uh so he goes to a party jack jack jack let's get to it yes yeah yeah no uh End of the week, with all this bad mojo around him, he sees that in class there's this test that he forgot to study for.

57:16And that's what was following him this entire time. He's been wasting his time partying, drinking.

57:24Bobby Lee:He's got nothing actually following him. He's just been thinking about that test in the back of his mind. The test? Yeah, it's a test. Homework. Homework. We got to make it a monster. you know no okay no we keep it as this can it be a big no one's gonna watch it but it's a short film i i okay i understand that it's very short it's it's so short yeah i mean unlike his penis yeah there you go that's that's the hook yeah this film is short but the actor's penis isn't yeah and that's kind of the pitch yeah oh how about this he's he has a test right yep so you see as a director right you see his face only his face from shoulder up right right and you hear him writing the test right right right and then in frame he puts his hand up like this right in the other frame he puts his hand up like this and it's his penis writing Like an octopus So good He's cock riding I can see that Imagine Maybe like those footsteps Were just like his dick hitting the foot That's exactly what it is dude Right When it was following He was dragging his penis the whole time His penis was following him Yeah And that's a good story I'm so glad I had these producers helping Yeah yeah yeah We were able to You know So go ahead Your pitch So I'm thinking like a meth addicted grocery delivery driver i'm in yeah i mean i'm already in okay great uh drops are there werewolves there's no okay any lithuanians at all yeah yeah no lithuanians just poor meth addicted grocery delivery driver yeah be with me who's played they don't let them pitch it i mean this is an easy cast i go simon rex you know i love red rocket have you seen red rocket yeah we know simon yeah yeah so i i go him that's his niece you know um has to drop bags off at this old lady's house okay um and they can sort of communicate because she's like passed out in the upstairs but she still has to get down and get the groceries and at some point i think she's gonna fall and he has to break in to the house to you know how are they communicating through cell phone no i think uh i don't know the window the window this morse code what are you doing in this pitch we're already making your movie this guy's really greedy yeah he's really greedy he wants both movies yeah he wants both movies you're gonna make it just fine so that's the movie pitch no it wasn't over okay i don't know it's a slog um you know he's gonna break in when you're pitching something don't call it a slog i think that's the first bat uh he's gonna break chicken eventually maybe he'll steal something it's money it might be meth but i don't want that to be revealed until the end and then he called the police to come get her and then she's realized that she's been robbed and it's the beauty uh he called the police on himself and that is what i thought of yeah two minutes you gotta make him kill the old lady yeah i think yeah he's gotta all right it's the old lady casting i was trying to think of that but i couldn't do yeah we're not making this movie no but we're not at the process of casting yeah yeah i don't know you did the lead I know but we have to find a long dick person For him That's a fun casting So that's the first casting and we're trying to think through our minds We're going to spend a long time on that casting That'll be months of casting Because we're not CGIing or AIing this We're not the real deal We're going to method this What color preference Yeah yeah Easier to find You can pick any color Well make it harder for us That's the name of the movie make it harder Make him Asian.

1:01:10Bobby Lee:Make it Asian. We're never going to make this movie. Jack and Jack? Yeah. Jack and Jack. No, no, Oliver. Oliver. Yeah. Why did you say Jack too? Because there was another Jack that was earlier here. Was there? Yeah, there was. That kid's name is Jack, yeah. That first guy's name is Jack? Yeah. Great pitches, guys. Very good, Jack. Thank you so much. Oliver, great pitch. You guys are the best. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having us. Bobby's going to take you guys out to dinner. Or, well, give you money for dinner. So pick a fun place. He'll be there. He'll go. He might go. I love you, dude.

1:01:38Bobby Lee:You're the man. We'll come say bye afterwards. I think you two are good. I think this is the two favorite people already. You can't tell. What's your name? Katie. And? Angie. Angie, what does your shirt say? Mine says Stars Hollow, Connecticut. Oh, that's correct. From Gilmore Girls. Katie and Angie. Katie, Angie. I bet you guys do drugs. Katie. I told you I was going to like these girls. I knew it. they're the troublemakers aren't they do you have more fun are you more party than everyone else in that room who else would be party in that room I force everybody else I told you I was gonna like them I knew they were party I could feel their vibe that she was party how old did you need to be to buy weed in LA 21 have you bought any weed I have not you're gonna get a big chunk of money from Venmo and some of that money is gonna be spent on weed perfect yeah I bought nicotine here I think you're in charge of the money You'll be in charge of the money I'm going to give you money to eat and get a little weed Angie spends it all on weed If you spend it all on weed So what she doesn't even like those I know but I want them all to go out tonight No I love them Eat something nice No they're not You're never going to see these people again No I'm forced to see some of them Yeah but when it's over it's over You'll never speak to these people ever again I'm gonna need like a week or two.

1:03:06Because you're the only one that's gonna make it.

1:03:09Bobby Lee:No, that's crazy. What about Katie? I'm kidding, guys. No, we're not. They're gonna get rid of me. No, Katie and I will make it. AI's taking the rest of their jobs. Damn. What are you guys gonna do in the biz? I'm journalism. And what about you? I'm marketing. Oh, you're both good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to be able to like check back in in five years and see what they're like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll come back, yeah. I want to see. because some of the cases we've talked, some of the cases, like it's a court. Some of the people that times we've had, I wonder if some of those people worked out at stuff.

1:03:41Bobby Lee:I mean, Richie works for us. I fucking hate that guy. We love Richie. No, I love him so much. And Richie's from you. Yeah, he's Quinnipiac. Wow. He made it. He lasted. He lasted. Do you have any plans to move to the West Coast or no chance? This isn't for you. I've never been here before this and my parents are like, so you're going to move there and buy us a house, right? And I'm like, you know what? Honestly, yeah, I like the weather here. I hate the cold. Journalism You're a Connecticut kid I'm Massachusetts What about you? New York New York You're gonna go back to New York Where in New York?

1:04:11Bobby Lee:Long Island? No Upstate? Brooklyn Oh you're from the city? Wow She's from fucking Brooklyn How you doing? You from Brooklyn? You know Tony Noice? Yeah yeah yeah I'm Tony Noice How you doing? You like rice? That's all we do is fucking rice around here Hey you do pizza I do rice Is that right? Okay. Oh, hey. I'm eating kimchi over here. I'm walking through, you know? You guys are going to, the business. So what kind of journalism do you do? Mostly live, like anything. I don't like politics or sports. OK, so you report on like a, OK, I'm setting the scene. The cameras are up. You're on the scene.

1:04:53Bobby Lee:It's a horrific 10 car pile up. I've done, yeah. OK, I'm giving you the scene. I want to hear you do it. Yeah. 10 car pile up 9 of the 10 cars Are school buses filled with Elementary school children But the 9 cars Are that new Ferrari EV Yeah they're all the new Ferrari EV That car was so ugly by the way So dumb But don't put that in the thing How about this it's a horrific 10 car Pile up Elementary school bus is involved A big 18 wheel truck is involved And there's bodies everywhere bodies everywhere. Yeah. Okay. And also the, the, the international, like the alarm that war is just about to start.

1:05:40Bobby Lee:Right. It's happening. And you're in the apocalypse. Yeah. Not only that. We're about to. May I add? Yeah. Can I add? Yeah. Right. When you look at a lamppost, there's just intestines. Wrapped around. Wrapped around it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then at one point, you mean, you're about to start. and eyeball just goes right up your face. It's your cheek. Yeah. Okay, perfect. Yeah. All right, so report on this accident. It's a Puerto Rican eyeball, if that means anything to you. You're reporting from Puerto Rico. You're living in Puerto Rico. You're living in Puerto Rico.

1:06:10Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, perfect. So just to get the facts right, there's 10 buses? No, it's a 10-car pileup. 10-car pileup. One of them is a... One of them's a school bus. Elementary school kids. And they're all... No, they might necessarily be dead. They're all dead. Okay. One kid lived. Confirmed fatalities. Nine dead, all dead except for one child. One child's alive. And you can make up that child. Yeah, you make up the child. Great. And I'm a cameraman, right? You're the cameraman. We're a cameraman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the, yeah, yeah. All right. All over here. And go. All right. Good evening, everyone.

1:06:43Bobby Lee:We are here live in Puerto Rico where there is a 10 car pile up and we are on the scene. Many fatalities confirmed by authorities. One of them happens to be. One of them. You got to incorporate the eyes. Oh, the eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Start over. Start over. Very good. When I do this, the eyeball hit your face. Okay, perfect. You just like, I need to be real. Yeah, you got to be real. And take it again. And action. Good evening, everyone. We are here live on the scene of a 10-car pileup in Puerto Rico. One of them happens to be a school bus with multiple children. Many fatalities.

1:07:23Bobby Lee:Only one survived. a young child named Timmy. Timmy has words to say about how he is feeling tonight about all of his friends being lost. Really good. That's really good. The eyeball thing she didn't react to. No, she did a good job. She brushed it off. It actually was perfect. Yeah. Okay. That was very good. A professional would keep going. Yeah. I've been trained in everything. In the rain I've had to do. Oh, okay. You're gonna be... She is. I can hear it. Because if an eyeball hit mine, I would react to it. You can't if you're live Yeah yeah Let's do it What? I can't do it There's a way I can do it I didn't memorize the situation We made it up Hi I'm Bobby Lee And this is KTLA And we were in Puerto Rico And there's a 10 pile cover up It's a cover up 10 pile cover up Oh I forgot Oh by the way everyone's gonna die soon Yeah yeah yeah I don't get why you're interrupting my fucking podcast Go ahead.

1:08:24Bobby Lee:I forgot. Do I have to do it? Yeah. All right. And throw in the eye. Yeah. And I'm flicking the eye. No, you know what? You throw that? All right. We'll just take it to the eye. All right. Hey, this is Bobby Lee from PTSDWXM. And I'm here live in Puerto Rico. And there's been a 10-car pileup, including a school bus with nine fatalities.

1:08:53Bobby Lee:And the eye killed him? Yeah, I killed him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got taken out by the eye. Katie, that's not your bag. You're marketing. Yeah. You know how to market. Yeah, but Katie, give it a shot. I know you're marketing, but give it a shot. Okay. And action. We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico when it has been a bus crash. Cut. The funniest part is everybody laughs when you say 10 car pile up with kids. I was like looking for 10 car pile up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was really real. That was really real. That was really real And go One more time Go We're here Reporting live From Puerto Rico Where there's been A 10 car pile up And everyone's gone Except for Timmy And Timmy has some Words to say About how all his Friends are lost And I also die From the eye You die from that You also die from the eye I'm the only one who lived Really great Really great guy You guys You have a bright future ahead All of the Quinnipiac Students We love you guys When you guys come by It's always fun When you guys come by We appreciate you very much Thank you guys.

1:09:52Bobby Lee:All right, go sit in there. This is your doctor. This is your doctor. You performed on Carlos. Yes. Yeah. Performed on Carlos. I did. You know how many men have performed on Carlos? A lot. Hundreds. There you go. You look like Salieri from the movie, you know what I mean? Wolfgang Mozart, what's that movie? Amadeus. Amadeus. Yeah, yeah. Salieri's here. Me? Yeah, yeah. Salieri. Like an artist. What's your name, sir? David Deutsch. Dr. Deutsch. Yes. David Deutsch. Dr. German. Deutsch. And Dr. Deutsch did this little work of art on Carlos's head here. We wanted to bring him in to shout it out. Thank you, Doc.

1:10:24Bobby Lee:Give him some love. My pleasure. So what do you think the chances of this becoming a nice head of lettuce like yours? Well, you know, when you - Well is not a good answer from a doctor. If the first words from a doctor are well, it's tough. No, the thing is you have to be realistic about when you do this procedure. Sure. So for example, Carlos and I had a very long discussion about what we can accomplish. Okay. I'm going to give you some numbers, all right? All right. So Carlos probably has lost about 70 ,000 hairs.

1:10:56Holy shit. 70 ,000? 60, 70 ,000. And we transplanted. What is his head, Normandy? I mean, what is going on?

1:11:04Bobby Lee:No, here's the thing. What is going on here? The average human head has 90 ,000 to 150 ,000. That's insane, dude. Wow. So you guys are fact checking me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So say he lost 60 ,000, 70 ,000 hairs. We replaced about 7 ,000 hairs, 7 ,000 or 8 ,000 hairs. So I mean, it's a fraction of what he had before, but it's not a numerical density. It's a cosmetic density, meaning you don't want to replace, and you can't, every hair that's been lost, but you want to do it in such a way that it gives him a nice result. So what we did was we worked in the front, back to about the vertex of his crown to give him a nice hairline and a good appearance from the front.

1:11:42Bobby Lee:We'll see how things look in about a year, see what the donor looks like, and then hopefully attack the back. We also had to build up on the sides here. The hairline normally plugs into, we call them the parietal humps. It has to plug in there. Carlos's had receded down, so I had to also build that up to plug the hairline. Why does this happen to a human being? Oh, God knows. Is it genetics? Yes. So the major cause for hairline - It's failed genetics, right? Well, I'm not going to say it's failed genetics. It's genetics and hormones. So we call it androgenetic alopecia, which is a fancier androgen.

1:12:19Bobby Lee:Androgens are hormones. Genetics, it's heredity. That's the vast majority of hair loss. That's what causes it. That's what we see. There are other factors. It's multifactorial, but those are - Does drugs have a factor? Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The major thing is if you are losing your hair or you think you're losing your hair or you're concerned about maintaining your hair, you can come to Bosley. I mean, we have locations in almost every major city. All the consultations are free. So you can go on bosley.com. You can set up a consultation and have a discussion. I have so many questions. Good.

1:12:54The first question is this, okay? I have several. Can I ask my questions? Did I say you couldn't? At any point, did I say you couldn't? I don't know. All right. So number one, I've always wanted a beard transplant. Yes. Do you do those? Yes, we do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And where would you take the hairs from?

1:13:12Bobby Lee:So it's basically the same thing. It's from the back of the head. Could I use my pubic hair? You could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't do it. I would do it. Dr. Deutsch isn't doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But why wouldn't you do that? No, no. I mean, you could, but the hair is pretty curly and - Yeah. Not his. Oh, maybe. It's unbelievably straight. It's like the mane of a horse. It's wild. Yeah, it's wild. They don't curl. they stick out a lot right well i mean beautiful pubes dr deutch i'm sure no i'm not going to show you no theoretically it could be done yeah just not in my wheelhouse but yeah there's i'm sure somebody out there oh but but bosley does not do that correct bosley bosley correct all right so back of the hair we do but we do do beards just not from the pubic region yeah back of the head this is okay it's what the facts so this procedure is based on the fact that this area back here is called the safe donor zone.

1:14:06Bobby Lee:Like you can see dudes that are totally bald, right? They still have that ring of hair. Whatever reason, evolutionarily, whatever it is, they maintain that hair. So we know it's called donor dominance. We know we can take the hair from back there and move it to wherever we want, including facial hair, and that hair is gonna be permanent. Face on your face is wild though. Does that work? Yeah, but once I do the surgery, I can never go back. You mean take it back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Repossess the hair? Like, bring him back there. Well, theoretically, you could, because, you know, like, the way that we took Carlos' donor hair out is something called FUE, follicular unit excision.

1:14:45Bobby Lee:That's where we take a tiny little drill, and we remove them one by one. Theoretically, you could do that to remove the hairs. I wouldn't do it on the face, because it could leave tiny... Scarring, right? Yeah, tiny little dots. Oh, yeah, it'll look weird. I like your face just the way. I want a beard like yours, man. Brother, you're never gonna... This is just... You either get these, or you don't get them. Yes, I do. I go to Bosley. Exactly. Your hair is amazing. That's not his hair. I'm wearing a wig. We wore a wig for... That's so funny. Buddy, that's so good. Now that he's going to take that...

1:15:16Bobby Lee:We were supposed to both... He had his wig on earlier. Fancy on the right, we were wearing wigs for him. Okay, but that's your hair. Oh, yeah. That's my hair, yeah. No, but I've seen you with... Your hair is great underneath. It's fine, yeah, it's fine. No, that's good. Not as good as this. And now he's gonna take this to the bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks a lot, Dr. Deutsch. Sorry about that, guys. See, he told the doctor, the week was better. Sorry about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so funny. No, but you know what? Yeah. I don't think you should do the beard. Yeah. Because your face the way it is.

1:15:48Bobby Lee:How does it feel to have a beard? It covers up how fucking weird my face looks. You've seen my face. Yeah, my face looks weird too. Now you got a great face. Okay. I had it because when I was in high school, I could grow one. And I was like, oh, I could grow a beard. when I was like 15. So ever since then, I was like, I'm never going to not have a beard. It's fucking great. Doctor, theoretically, if I wanted hairy feet, theoretically, could you put the back of my head and make my hair completely fuzzy? You could. Fuzzy feet. Like a hobbit. What? Like a hobbit. Like a hobbit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could.

1:16:23Bobby Lee:We actually did, my partner did a case. A guy was very self-conscious about not having hair on his calves. and we did it. Look, look, look, look. Yeah, he doesn't have any. He doesn't have any. Yeah. I have only blotches like, it's from Chernobyl. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chernobyl legs. Chernobyl legs. So theoretically you could do that, but you know. I don't care about this. Could you ever make a palm hairy? Yeah, I mean, it would grow probably on pretty much any skin surface. I mean, that's crazy that you could do that. If you had hairy palms would be - Just on your right hand. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:16:55Bobby Lee:You jerk off too much. So the joke lives. You wouldn't want to, but you could probably transplant any. I'll be honest with you, I would love a super hairy ass. Yeah. I have no hair on my ass and I love a very hairy butt. Honestly, when I turn 60, I'm gonna get a beard transplant. Don't do it. Cause I'm gonna retire and I want a large beard and long hair. I want to look like a mystic kind of creature. You already look like a mystic creature. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a good way. And we're gonna go mystic together. You don't need help. That's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Deutsch, we're gonna go mystic.

1:17:26Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds good. So at 60, you're saying that? In six years. In five years. Okay. Dude, you're 55 this year. Yeah. I fucking forgot. Yeah. In five years. I'm not gonna get, I don't wanna get sad. Why? Closer to death. Because I think that means you're gonna die. I know. And I don't want you to die. Yeah. Ever. Anyway, thank you so much, doctor. Thank you, doctor. If you guys wanna ever get a head transplant or a beard transplant, you have to - Not a head. Bosley can't give you a new fucking head. Yeah, they will. But when you do figure out that technology, I will swap. Yay. I want to be Michael B.

1:17:59Bobby Lee:Jordan. Yeah. Go to Bosley.com for more information. Yeah. And that's it. Give him a round of applause. All right, thank you. Thank you, Doc Doc. Thank you guys. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you for being a bad friend. So good.

1:18:28Yeah.