Bobby Falls in Love

5:22Bobby Lee:powerful bite for their size they sighted around 500 to 1200 pounds per square inch what's the average human bite what's a human bite humans bite force is 150 pounds per square inch wow the Tasmanian devil that's not good that good or bad it's 10 times us it's yeah that's crazy what is that alligators is 3 ,700 pounds per square inch wow that's why all those idiots in Florida are like they love the they love the threat I'm gonna get down there I'm gonna wrestle that guy to see what happened

5:51Khalyla Kuhn:but I hear hippos are the ones you don't want to want to fuck with they're aggressive they're aggressive they're aggressive they're gigantic mouths you know and they they are very territorial not only but they protect their babies if you If you see a hippo baby, run. Because they'll kill you. The mother will kill you.

6:07Bobby Lee:Yeah, they'll just kill you.

6:08Khalyla Kuhn:What is the father doing?

6:10Bobby Lee:Is he MIA?

6:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, he left.

6:13Bobby Lee:Go ahead. You go ahead. No, you go ahead.

6:15Khalyla Kuhn:You go ahead. You go ahead. I don't want it. Yeah, I don't want it either. I'll be back getting the bread. I'm going to get bread. I'm going to get bread. I'll be back. It never comes back.

6:25Bobby Lee:Never comes back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they can swallow. They bite. You see them bite through stuff as nuts. Yeah. You ever seen them bite through like a watermelon? Oh, shit. Yeah. They can crack right through it. Fancy? Fancy.

6:36Khalyla Kuhn:Why'd you say watermelon?

6:38Bobby Lee:Because I always see videos of hippos and watermelons. Out of all the vegetables. Just say pumpkin. I always see videos. Just say pumpkin. No, no, no, no. There's always videos of hippos with watermelon. You see it. You know it.

6:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And fried chicken.

6:51Bobby Lee:I knew it. I was waiting for it, dude. I was waiting.

6:55Khalyla Kuhn:Look at that. Oh, yeah. It is watermelon. Whoa. Whoa. That thing. Wow.

7:01Bobby Lee:Have you ever seen him feed him a carton of Newports? He'll do that.

7:11Bobby Lee:He'll go right through it. It's crazy.

7:14Khalyla Kuhn:So funny. Also, hippos, there's a pink residue that comes out of their skin. I don't know this. Do you know this? No. Yeah, there's a pink residue. I'm waiting for that joke. There's no joke. That's a true thing. There's no joke. There's a pink residue. No way. Yes.

7:34Bobby Lee:I'm looking for the joke in my mind.

7:36Khalyla Kuhn:There is no joke. There is a pink residue. Is there not a residue?

7:41Bobby Lee:Oh, he's right. Hippos secrete a thick, oily, reddish substance called blood sweat. Blood sweat. Not crib sweat, blood sweat. It's sunscreen. SPF. Wow. Yeah. Blood sweat. Yeah. That's where it comes from. Blood sweat and tears. Tears.

8:00Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I wonder what it is. Wow. Wow, they secrete a red substance. They do, yeah.

8:06Bobby Lee:It protects their skin from sun and bacteria. Yeah. I thought about that. I don't even know why I know that.

8:13Khalyla Kuhn:That's awesome. How the fuck do I know that? That's awesome. Out of all the things. I love it.

8:16Bobby Lee:No, I just know that. I looked at my dog today. We took a dog on a walk today and I thought, how weird that we're, of all the species, like we're the ones that want to walk upright, that figured out walking upright was the move. isn't that crazy that we were like fuck this all fours is crazy yeah i'm up here i'm getting up well how did we get up i have no idea like something must have taught us to get up god excuse me god don't bring your spanish fucking voodoo to this room humans walking upright because it offered key survival advantages i know but why did we what other animals can get upright they No, I mean, banana.

8:55Bobby Lee:Go on. No, I'm not going to go on.

8:57Khalyla Kuhn:What I'm saying is.

8:59Bobby Lee:They're up in the trees. Banana. Right. Yeah, I get it. Yeah.

9:03Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Food is up high. Food's up high. That's what I'm saying. It's not a. Dude, food's up there.

9:08Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we didn't want brown food. We wanted high food. Yeah. Is it right or not? Oh, yeah. You come up with one. Brother, I love it. No.

9:16Khalyla Kuhn:What do you mean you love it? You come up with one, man.

9:19Bobby Lee:No, it's because we're up to it. Why do you think? Vantage point.

9:21Khalyla Kuhn:attack down exactly bigger yeah yeah yeah me big yeah me big you're small yeah you're small what happened why did we stop climbing the trees though probably hurts yeah you know i mean like we've evolved you know i mean you would think that we'd still well i probably alex honold does it honold does it yeah did you see that yeah tell me about it pissed me off

9:46Bobby Lee:why does it piss you off i just yeah why is he doing that insane it's crazy yeah i mean kudos

9:52Khalyla Kuhn:the guy's amazing but you're like what is this well el capitan is scarier though uh no he said this was fucking weird but i'll tell you why because i saw it did you see it i watched yeah there are places where he would he could fall where you know because once once he gets to a certain section he's climbing again and he could have fell down to like the next level i know you You know what I mean? Whereas El Capitan, once you fall, you're dead. There's nothing saving you.

10:17Bobby Lee:This was a great PR stunt for Netflix. I mean, 100%. And by the way, get paid. Good for him. That second of his wife waving out the window was the weirdest.

10:27Khalyla Kuhn:What do you think of that relationship? I mean, I think it seems like it's going up. Yeah.

10:34Bobby Lee:I don't know. It's strange because they talked about it. Is this the same girl from the documentary? Yes, same girl. Where he says he's going to leave her. I'm either going to climb you either stick around and I'm climbing or you can kick fucking rocks and she was like I'll stay I mean they must genuinely love each other yeah maybe they have two kids now they do? yeah where are they? up at the top of that building? I don't know they're at the one center or whatever in Xie Xuan I wouldn't be able to watch this

10:58Khalyla Kuhn:if I was a kid like if your dad was doing that would you be able to watch? no it's crazy

11:02Bobby Lee:oh that's cute by the way this was in China right? it was in Beijing or where was it? Singapore oh Singapore was it Singapore?

11:09Khalyla Kuhn:Singapore

11:09Bobby Lee:yeah great audience asians though oh every second oh no everything blows their mind on the floors

11:18Khalyla Kuhn:with the cameras on they were yeah they were they were oh yeah yeah yeah this guy it was it was cool

11:27Bobby Lee:to see but like you know you knew he was gonna do it yeah i mean i kind of wanted to see him

11:33Khalyla Kuhn:slip a little bit and there's also a delay you know there's a delay oh yeah there's no way if If he fell, there's no way they'd show it.

11:40Bobby Lee:Well, because how quick can you snap a camera away? Because they're punched in. And the guys that were doing the cameras on the ropes, that was crazy too. Yeah. Because they had to do, you know, I'd be a drone. Give me the drone. I'll fly that next to the guy.

11:51Khalyla Kuhn:Like if my partner wanted to do that, I would just be like, yeah, I'm not going to be there.

11:55Bobby Lee:Okay, let's make it more real. What if your partner's like, I love deep sea fishing and I love deep sea diving. And I like swimming down with sharks.

12:04Khalyla Kuhn:Kalilah.

12:06Bobby Lee:She did that the whole relationship you were with her. And guess what?

12:08Khalyla Kuhn:What? I'm at home.

12:10Bobby Lee:I'm not watching that. Yeah, I'm just That's true. Yeah, yeah, but you said good luck, but you'd let you you know, you let them do it You're just not gonna go well

12:17Khalyla Kuhn:I did a couple of times with them those kind of activity, but that's a completely different than though

12:21Bobby Lee:I think it's just his life-threatening because he's an expert at this the chances of him falling are less likely than One of the girls getting bit in the ocean. You think so 100 % I you guys don't agree with that Think about this think for a second. This guy is a is a flawless professional. Right? He was never going to fall. That's why they did it. Those girls get in the water, they have an element that they can't control. He controls all this. They have animals that you're at their whim. They could just attack you for no reason. This guy, he was never going to fall. There was no fucking way.

12:54Khalyla Kuhn:But they did change the day because it was raining.

12:56Bobby Lee:Well, yeah, because you'd slip.

12:58Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, let's man up.

13:01Bobby Lee:Yeah. Go during the rain. Do it when it's raining. Pussy.

13:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pussy. imagine calling a pussy I heard you didn't climb in the rain let's see if you can do it get real elements not win this guy is the man though he is one of the greatest athletes in human history

13:19Bobby Lee:speaking of great athletes did you see Sean White jumping over Gillis and O 'Connor in Central Park during the snow closing in New York Sean White literally jumped over Gillis and O 'Connor like look at this he just like ollies over them in the it's in central park right is that where it was yeah on tmz how sick is that wow they're just chilling drinking bud lights and and he's ollie hopping over these guys on a snowboard wow i'd love to get hit in the head by that snowboard yeah get paid huh get a check from burton whoa whoa whoa how cool is that yeah can we even say it or no say what about you doing tires oh yeah i'm doing a couple episodes of tires why what

14:03Khalyla Kuhn:huge no i'm saying is i don't know if you're not we talked about it or we did the whole script thing you know i mean i think that did it we got you that role oh on our on the episode yeah yeah

14:12Bobby Lee:remember that yeah yeah how many episodes i'm doing two yeah awesome what's your name character's name i don't know what did you want it to be i think you should bring that to the table i i'd love to do that i think you should just tell them what you want to play you know i've been thinking about it yeah i'm a senior does it matter your name yeah yeah i just don't like all Every time I played something, it's always like a boring, non-creative name.

14:35Khalyla Kuhn:I'm always Ken for some reason. We know the reason. Yeah. Whatever. I played Gin a couple of times. Ken? Gin? Yeah. What else have I played? Dude, I finished all of Bert's show, by the way. You saw it? The whole thing?

14:50Bobby Lee:It's awesome. It's on Netflix. Wow. Yeah, I know where it's at. It's such an easy watch.

14:54Khalyla Kuhn:Is it?

14:54Bobby Lee:Yeah, it's great.

14:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

14:55Bobby Lee:Everyone in it's funny. It's great. Chris Wotowski. Wotowski?

14:59Khalyla Kuhn:Chris Wotowski, yeah, yeah. Am I saying it right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:01Bobby Lee:Fantastic.

15:01Khalyla Kuhn:He's so funny.

15:02Bobby Lee:Yeah, he's great. Great guy. Kills it. Chicago.

15:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Great dude. It's a funny show, man. You know what's so funny about Chicago guys? You Chicago guys help each other.

15:10Bobby Lee:Well, we like each other.

15:11Khalyla Kuhn:I know, but you guys always help each other.

15:12Bobby Lee:San Diego guys don't do that?

15:13Khalyla Kuhn:No. Why not? Because there's not a lot. Well, there's a lot of - I can see a lot of Chicago guys like, hey, you know what I mean? Use that guy. You know what I mean?

15:20Bobby Lee:There's some good - Well, there's a lot from Chicago. I think that's what it is. People go there for acting and comedy. Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? San Diego has a lot of famous people. Has Adam Driver never called you? Bobby, I want you to do something with me. How do you feel about good soup? Nick Cannon is from San Diego? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, Ted Danson? Yo, I need you to babysit for me, Bob. He has so many kids. Was that Nick Cannon? Hey, yo, I need you to babysit for me, Bob. Myam Bialik is from San Diego.

15:52Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, who else?

15:53Bobby Lee:Adam Brody. okay that's good i didn't know all these people were from there i mean that's a lot tom waits wow wow tony hawk we know tony yeah sean white bill walton kendra wilkinson tony gwynn jr seo

16:07Khalyla Kuhn:yeah chris jenner interesting i'm not even on that list you are where you're right there bobby lee oh i am why does it say comedian

16:19Khalyla Kuhn:nick can do this is this list is thick it's a pretty good list yeah cameron diaz we skipped

16:23Bobby Lee:over i thought she was from long beach she is yeah i don't know she was born in san diego but

16:28Khalyla Kuhn:yeah robin wright pen yeah she went to la juay school is it not oh they got a divorce yeah

16:35Bobby Lee:he was so good in that movie they got a divorce huh yeah you know i had dinner with her one time

16:40Khalyla Kuhn:robin wright yeah i was in i was in um michigan yeah right i had a couple of scenes in a movie and the producer of the movie was dating her. Whoa. So I had the producer like, I have dinner, you know what I mean? So I show up and she was at the dinner. Was he a good looking guy, the producer? Pretty good looking, yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:01Bobby Lee:Because sometimes you meet these producers

17:02Khalyla Kuhn:that date these actresses and you're like,

17:03Bobby Lee:how the fuck?

17:04Khalyla Kuhn:Well, he was long faced like Sean. I think she likes long faced. She likes a long face? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, descriptive. Like a president, like an old president.

17:11Bobby Lee:Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you wouldn't be her type.

17:13Khalyla Kuhn:No. You're a Wong face. Yeah, I'm a Wong face, yeah. But what I remember about her is her being very funny.

17:20Bobby Lee:I mean, she's so smart and cool. Yeah, she was very funny.

17:23Khalyla Kuhn:What's your favorite role of hers? Jesus Christ. She didn't play that.

17:33Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, obviously, the first time I noticed her was Princess Bride. Yeah. It was really, really good. Yeah, and then Jene. Yeah, Forrest Gump is probably the most iconic. Iconic. But she was good in Wonder Woman. Well, she was fun in that. Yeah. Buffed out. Yeah. She's just super beautiful, though.

17:53Bobby Lee:Yeah, she's pretty stunning.

17:54Khalyla Kuhn:Stunning, right? Yeah. Who do you think of her or... Who would you? Sharon Stone or her, you think? Her, for sure. But Sharon Stone in her prime, though? Oh, my God. No, she's... She's wholesome, just beautiful. Yeah, look at that. Wow, what a beautiful girl. Lady. Gorgeous, mate. Gorgeous. Very talented, too.

18:09Bobby Lee:Absolutely lovely.

18:10Khalyla Kuhn:Cate Blanchett's, I think, the same thing.

18:12Bobby Lee:Not my style, but yeah.

18:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but just beautiful. Beautiful. Wholesome white, yeah. What is it?

18:16Adam Friedland:Andres just sent me something. Let's see.

18:18Khalyla Kuhn:It's some sort of meme. No, I just, this guy won the lottery and so, so surprising he found love. Two days after.

18:27Bobby Lee:$181 million lottery winner falls in love. Yeah. And the lottery winner is the woman, yeah? Because she won the lottery with that guy. Dude, dude.

18:39Khalyla Kuhn:Just by chance.

18:40Bobby Lee:Two days after. Tell me this guy's British 100%, right? Yeah. Is he not British? No. It's American. North Carolina. Where? North Carolina. I find myself a beauty girl, dude. Wait till you see my girl. Wait till you see the girl that I got. She won't nothing from me.

18:56Khalyla Kuhn:Isn't it incredible though?

18:58Bobby Lee:She's poisoning him. This is basically what happened.

19:02Khalyla Kuhn:Life changed.

19:03Bobby Lee:Yeah. Life over. Life over. You think it's over? The lottery is the worst thing. They say statistically, like these people end up killing themselves, going broke.

19:10Khalyla Kuhn:You wanna hear a statistic? Same thing, same statistics. I love statistics. Bobby statistics. We'll be right back. You want to hear one? Right. People that are in a car accident and paralyzed from the neck down are happier than lottery winners. No, you made that up.

19:33Bobby Lee:I didn't.

19:34Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, that sounds real. I'll tell you why. Why? Can I tell you why? So when you win the lottery, right, your friends and family, they change. Right. I want the money. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Also, you don't know how to manage money, so you lose the money quickly. Right. Right? You start buying houses and cars for your friends and all that stuff. And it becomes more painful in your life. Well, more burdened. More burden, more pain. You know what I mean? And somebody that's been in a car accident paralyzed from McDowen, right? When they can taste orange juice for the first time, there's super joy there.

20:06Khalyla Kuhn:When they can move a pinky, right? Like every day, you know, some new thing happens, right? You get more joy and there's more, you know what I mean? The small things matter. Small things. And then you realize who your true friends are and loved ones when you're in a car accident. Yeah. And so they say that you're happier.

20:28Bobby Lee:I agree. I mean, you see the history of all these people that win the lottery is awful.

20:33Khalyla Kuhn:It's awful. Yeah. They lose it quickly.

20:35Bobby Lee:They're always like the guy. What was the dude? Wasn't there a guy that just killed himself that won a lottery not too long ago? Like he just.

20:44Khalyla Kuhn:Do you guys think that this guy is going to lose the love if he loses the money? Yes. Yes.

20:50Bobby Lee:Mental health struggles. Very big. The curse. The curse of the lottery. 70 % of lottery winners go broke or face severe financial distress within a few years. That was kind of like, do you remember the show? What was it? Move that bus. You know that fucking show? Extreme Home Makeover. They would give these people these mansions. People that made like 30 grand a year, they give them a fucking mansion. They couldn't pay the taxes on it. They'd go broke. Then they'd be in worse financial debt than they were before they got the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because it's a... So they got sued, right?

21:18Bobby Lee:Didn't they get sued? And then they settled. And then at some point, the show had to continue on the air. So what happened was, then the network started paying for the taxes or the whatever. So these people wouldn't drown.

21:29Khalyla Kuhn:Right. Wow. That's interesting.

21:31Bobby Lee:It's a bad game. A lot of cases. Hey guys, do you know we're sponsored by Pepsi? Bob, did you see that Pepsi did another Pepsi challenge? Whoa, whoa, whoa. People still do that? Yes, they do still do that. and 66 % of people chose Pepsi Zero Sugar over Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. Oh, that's not even close, dude. I know. 66 % of people over what percentage of people chose Coca-Cola Zero? 44%.

21:54Khalyla Kuhn:34. I guess Pepsi doesn't make you good at math.

21:57Bobby Lee:Right on, man. Good math.

21:59Khalyla Kuhn:Is that true?

21:59Bobby Lee:That is very true. That's right on the number.

22:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect.

22:02Bobby Lee:All right, let's take the challenge and see.

22:03Khalyla Kuhn:I want to try. There we go. Okay. I'm going to take a straw in the A and then the B. Ready? and I'm going to try B first. No, you go backwards. You always go backwards. I always go backwards because I just want... I'm going to try A first.

22:21Bobby Lee:And then I try B. Okay, don't say anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

22:29Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, what's yours?

22:29Bobby Lee:On the count of three, we'll say. All right. Close your eyes. I got to do it again. Hold on. I got to do it again. I should do it one more time.

22:38Bobby Lee:Yeah. Oh, yeah.

22:42Khalyla Kuhn:Got it? I got it. On the count of three. Close your... In my mind, it's also, you know, I'm parched. I'm in the Sahara Desert, right? I'm dreaming of a cola beverage. We're in a studio in Burbank. No, in my mind... Oh, yeah. Like, what would I... Right? Okay. I'm parched. Yeah, I'm in the Sahara Desert, right? And I'm trying to find a liquor store or something or store or convenience store so I can get a beverage. Yeah. I see one in the desert, right? And I... What if it's a mirage? It could be a mirage. And I only have one opportunity to buy one beverage Which one would I pick? What are you going to say?

23:15Khalyla Kuhn:I'm going to say

23:15Bobby Lee:1, 2, 3, A

23:17Khalyla Kuhn:No Let me see Let me see Oh my god Pepsi, dude No What's yours? I picked Pepsi Yep Wow Got me If I had an option based on the test I'm going with the rising star Because you're a rising star I'm a rising star

23:35Bobby Lee:Am I? Yep I am?

23:36Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, because you chose the 66 %

23:38Bobby Lee:But my star's a little bloated, so as long as I keep drinking Pepsi Zero Sugar, it might be a shooting star at some point. If you want to use that analogy.

23:46Khalyla Kuhn:Fuck, I did. I know. You have to also think of it this way, dude. I'm an alien. I'm visiting Earth. I'll second that. Oh, my God. What city am I in? At Los Angeles. Hi. Hi. I heard about Cone of Ambrages. Can you give me? They're phenomenal. Are they? Yeah, they're really good. The one is the one that's the best up and rising one.

24:08Bobby Lee:Let me tell you something, Alien. Yes? I can get you the Pepsi Challenge so you can decide for yourself.

24:14Khalyla Kuhn:Is this this right here?

24:16Bobby Lee:That's it.

24:17Khalyla Kuhn:Wow.

24:18Bobby Lee:That's the Pepsi Challenge right there. Are you an alien or a robot?

24:20Khalyla Kuhn:I am a combination of a cyborg and human parts as well. You know what? I shouldn't. I've never questioned you. I'm sorry. I have also Bionatrix.

24:30Bobby Lee:Are you made of Bionatrix? Yes, I am. Wonderful. All right. Why don't you take the Pepsi Challenge? what's your name sir huh what's your name a long go a long go a long go what do you think

24:41Khalyla Kuhn:love it take a sip okay here we go

24:48Khalyla Kuhn:that's not going to short circuit your insides that's me short circuiting okay well drink up before you die before your system crashes did you like that one more that one is better which one What's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what? Lalongo.

25:04Bobby Lee:Lalongo likes what better?

25:06Khalyla Kuhn:Pepsi. You heard it here first.

25:08Bobby Lee:Lalongo likes Pepsi more. Pepsi, Pepsi Zero Sugar. Lalongo likes Pepsi Zero Sugar more than Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. Go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar today. Let your taste decide. The lottery is gross. I'll give you a statistic. Yeah.

25:31Bobby Lee:smoking a pack of cigarettes is the health equivalent to having unprotected sex with

25:36Khalyla Kuhn:five prostitutes it is no i made it up oh oh fuck but it sounded real it sounded pretty real it sounded real yeah yeah okay true or false let's see if you can get but you know here i'll give you one you covered one right yeah um it's better to just be a cigarette smoker um for for COVID.

26:03Bobby Lee:True. It is. It was, yeah. It turned out. It is. Smokers had better lung capacity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, better propensity to like fix themselves. No, you know. All right.

26:12Adam Friedland:I'm not Googling.

26:13Bobby Lee:I don't like that you're smoking. Yeah, Google it.

26:15Khalyla Kuhn:It's true.

26:16Adam Friedland:Because I look dumb when I Google things that are the joke.

26:18Khalyla Kuhn:No, it's not. It's true. Google it.

26:21Adam Friedland:No. No, people that smoke.

26:26Bobby Lee:Extensive research, authorities like World Health Organization confirm that smoking increases the risks of severe illness, hospitalization, the death from COVID-19, in fact. Oh, I made it up then. Yeah. I tell you, you sold me. Yeah, yeah. I bought it. Can I give you a statistic?

26:40Khalyla Kuhn:Is it real or fake?

26:41Bobby Lee:You tell me if it's true or fake. Okay, go ahead. All right. 78 % of people that got the Johnson & Johnson vaccine drove Dodge Chargers.

26:55Khalyla Kuhn:78? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that real? I think it's false.

26:59Bobby Lee:I think it's false. Because I don't know anybody that brought up. It's 87. It's 87. It's 78. It's the other way. Yeah.

27:05Khalyla Kuhn:Wow, that's a good one.

27:09Bobby Lee:That one's for McCone. McCone, welcome back, McCone. He's back. Give it up for McCone. He got stuck in New York City. How was New York, you pig? It was great. It was very fun. It was nice hanging out with you. And yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we took the boy to Madison Square Garden, had a fun little time there. Then we went to what we thought was a gay bar, but it was just gay night.

27:33Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah.

27:34Bobby Lee:It was all women. We went downstairs and it was all women. Wow. And then it took five seconds for the intelligent people to go, oh, it's a gay bar. And these fucking dorks, him and his buddy were like, there's a lot of babes here, man. They were like, great ratio. And they were all beautiful. I was like, great ratio. These women don't like penises. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow. You can tell because a girl came up to me and dapped me up right away. She literally goes, yo, fucking love your show, dog. And I was like, yeah, thank you, dude.

27:59Khalyla Kuhn:Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

28:00Bobby Lee:By the way, big in the lesbian community. That's huge. Bad friends. We love that. Really? Yeah, fuck yeah. We had a lot of fans there. It was great.

28:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's cool.

28:07Bobby Lee:Made me feel good.

28:09Khalyla Kuhn:That's amazing.

28:10Bobby Lee:All right. Sorry. I really like it. I really like it. Sorry for sharing.

28:13Khalyla Kuhn:That's really good. I like it. You go to a gay bar. You find out. Yeah. You get recognized at gay bars.

28:20Bobby Lee:Bobby, you're back.

28:23Khalyla Kuhn:Where have you been? You bad boy I just got tuned out for a second It was so weird Yeah, where are you going? Because I came up with another statistic But then it's like It was too late It was too late to say it Because we had transitioned onto something else And I just got stuck on it But it's like I'm not even going to say it But I'm just saying Come on, give it to me

28:42Bobby Lee:Give it to me

28:43Khalyla Kuhn:It's stupid They're all stupid It's so fucking dumb I don't know why for like a minute I got hung up on it You know what I mean? You know those people that In China Where they can walk Like it looks like They can walk above the ground Like they're floating When they're dancing Yeah Do you know that? Yep Yeah Did you know that those people Not everyone can do it But those people They don't have bone marrow Did you know that? Mm-hmm Not being real

29:06Adam Friedland:Is that a stat? Is it 100 %?

29:11Khalyla Kuhn:What do you mean this?

29:12Bobby Lee:What do you mean this?

29:14Khalyla Kuhn:That's not a good one I know But that's why But that's why For a minute I was thinking about it Right? I know it wasn't For some reason I couldn't get my mind I got stuck in it You know what I mean In my mind I was like this is not a good one Because you're making it up obviously And then I just couldn't stop thinking about it

29:36Bobby Lee:Bone marrow

29:37Khalyla Kuhn:It wasn't even good That's why I even said I don't even say anything No it's fine But you didn't have to fucking call me out Well it was just so You did this Why did you do this I didn't like it I don't like it either I didn't want to say it.

29:54Bobby Lee:It's terrible. The meal was bad. It was bad.

29:57Khalyla Kuhn:I don't want to eat that. I understand. Like a kid. Get that. What is that? This is the most condescending bullshit I've ever seen. I don't like it. Right? Yeah. Oh, my God. I hate that. It's like spitting in someone's face. I didn't spit on you. That's basically what it is. It's like spitting your face. Yeah.

30:11Bobby Lee:God, that's the word. Wipe it away. Yeah. Anyway. Did you have fun in New York? What else did you do? What did you get into?

30:17Adam Friedland:I mean, there wasn't much. We were snowed in. But I went to the Met. That was very fun. Great museum.

30:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. You went by yourself?

30:25Adam Friedland:No, I was staying with my friends Jackson and Abby.

30:27Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, how are they? Anyway, who gives a fuck? But anyway. Shut it down. Shut it down. Shut it down. Shut it down hard. Get the fuck out. Shut it down. That's great. No, that is nice. Tell us what you saw at the Met.

30:47Bobby Lee:You don't even want to know.

30:48Khalyla Kuhn:What is the beautiful artwork you saw?

30:50Bobby Lee:Did you have a slice of New York pizza? We went to a bar together above Five Guys. That was actually wild. You walk into Five Guys, like you're going to order, and there's a fucking bouncer by the fryer. And you hand him your ID, and there's a secret bar upstairs. No. Yeah, it was kind of cool. At Five Guys. Yeah, and you could take a - Inside. Inside, and you could take some peanuts to go upstairs and everything.

31:14Khalyla Kuhn:Wow.

31:14Bobby Lee:It was kind of a cool little bar. It was like a nice little nook tucked away. Five guys in the village. Wow. Is that the original five guys? No. The original is four guys and that's up the street. They just had the one up. Hey, dude.

31:29Khalyla Kuhn:That's your, dude. That was bad. That was your bone marrow. That was my bone marrow. Yeah, that was your bad bone marrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Four guys, dude?

31:38Bobby Lee:No, the original five guys I think is in D.C. Am I wrong?

31:40Adam Friedland:I believe so.

31:41Bobby Lee:I think my buddy Tyler took me to the original five guys in... Arlington. Arlington or wherever it is. Arlington, Virginia. There it is.

31:48Khalyla Kuhn:yeah i think i went to that one with him now is the original like the original panda or the original whatever is it better than the the chain of it i mean i'm sure the locals would say yes

31:59Bobby Lee:right because they grew up if you had the first you're always going to be like we did it it's like the band you're like i knew that band before you like that band that album wasn't as good as

32:06Khalyla Kuhn:the first one that i heard because the original panda express their actual restaurant restaurant apparently is very good it's in pasadena california what's that called panda panda inn

32:16Bobby Lee:Panda Inn, right? It's right there. Zoom in, bud. The original concept for Panda Express started with Panda Inn sit-down restaurant opened by Andrew and Peggy Churn in Pasadena, 1973 on Foothill Boulevard. It burned down during the fires. However, somehow the chow mein did survive. That stuff is just not flammable.

32:34Khalyla Kuhn:Chow mein is so strong. So strong.

32:36Bobby Lee:That's Panda Express, the original Panda Inn. I hate Panda Express.

32:40Khalyla Kuhn:It's good in a bind, but I want to try Panda Inn. Let's go. I'd love to go. Is it still open? Is there an original McDonald's?

32:48Adam Friedland:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

32:49Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. It's here in California.

32:52Adam Friedland:Yeah, this is open.

32:53Bobby Lee:Let's go to it. We should try Panda Inn. The first McDonald's is in San Bernardino. Are you being real? Yes. And it's still there? I do not know if it's still there. I think it's a museum now. Mm. And then the first chain, of course, was in Illinois. That's where our boy Ray Kroc stole the idea, took it, and we went there on a field trip as kids. Yeah

33:15Khalyla Kuhn:You know what I'm obsessed with? Novelty architecture

33:18Bobby Lee:Love novelty architecture

33:20Khalyla Kuhn:You know what novelty architecture is? Yeah What is it McCullen?

33:25Adam Friedland:Architecture that's kind of silly or out of the ordinary Yeah For the fun of it and the love of it

33:29Khalyla Kuhn:Isn't that fun? Like Randy's Donuts is one Look at that

33:31Bobby Lee:That's so funny They had Idle Hour that bar in North Hollywood I've been to that bar

33:34Khalyla Kuhn:This one? Yeah What is that?

33:36Bobby Lee:It's a bar on Lancashire

33:37Khalyla Kuhn:Oh are those barrels?

33:38Bobby Lee:Yeah I love it And you go sit in the barrels Wow But then when beer starts filling up in there it gets scary i mean that's yeah another one yeah i know yeah yeah there it is yeah whoa but you know it's like

33:52Khalyla Kuhn:you know how some like you go to cities all over the country now and they all look the same why can't we like you know express ourselves in different ways our architecture wise i mean

34:03Bobby Lee:in terms is that money no we're going no the problem is we're going backwards because what happens is people want stuff that looks nice and new but in fact it actually is just cheaper and poorly built but they like the idea because okay like the all these fucking apartment complexes going up yeah they all look the same exactly yeah because people want new right if they say i can't afford a fucking house but i want a nice apartment i want something nice and new i want a new build i want no one to live in it but the problem is they throw these things up they call they they they do it with the cheapest materials possible and they built them so shanty like but people want the image of nice and new from the outside yeah that's why the whole city of fucking la looks like that.

34:41Bobby Lee:Yes, fake luxury. It's a bummer and it's taking over.

34:44Khalyla Kuhn:And if you look at like, um, the colors of cars that we have today versus in the seventies, it's like, what happened to those fun colors?

34:50Bobby Lee:Well, here's the problem now. As a car guy, it's paint to sample now because they don't sell as well. And they're a car company's main goal is to sell as many, it's volume at the highest level. It's just sell a billion fucking cars. They don't give a fuck. They're made of plastic. Get rid of it. That's why leasing started. They were like, here, we'll get it back and then we'll just sell it at a huge discount that because the highest colors of cars that sell are like white black and gray and so they're like fuck it we won't make any other colors god it's just made our society and our culture look like land it sucks all of it so now you have to paint a sample you want a special color you have to order a color of a car it costs more money yeah like look at 1970 the aero the top selling cars were avocado green harvest yellow earthy brown burnt orange wow beautiful beautiful fun i fuck with a burnt orange that's such a sexy

35:40Khalyla Kuhn:color on a car and what's today now is that today white is 38 black is 19 gray is 15 those are the

35:47Bobby Lee:highest that i said oh my silver and blue are nine and seven red is five it doesn't even happen

35:52Khalyla Kuhn:anymore unless it's a ferrari wow wow wow wow it's incredible what happened well let me be honest yellow is the fucking yellow stinks yeah yellow's weird hard yellow on a car is not it it's hard It's not it

36:02Bobby Lee:It doesn't do it for me

36:03Khalyla Kuhn:Midnight purple Would be fun Ooh Hello

36:06Bobby Lee:Is that the nickname For your penis?

36:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah Midnight purple Hey dude Midnight purple What's the opposite of this?

36:18Bobby Lee:That's it dude What's the color of your car? What is that color called? It's like baby blue That's why I like it It's like It's like a Soft baby blue Soft baby blue Yeah yeah Not a hard baby blue

36:29Adam Friedland:It's like that

36:30Bobby Lee:Yeah It's exactly right. It's like a card. It's like, yeah, it's like this. Well, kind of, I guess, right? A little lighter than that. A little lighter than that. Houston Oil & Blue. The kid goes right to Texas stuff. Yeah.

36:40Adam Friedland:That's what I see when I see his car.

36:42Bobby Lee:When are you going to move to Texas? The rumor is you're moving to Texas.

36:45Adam Friedland:No.

36:45Bobby Lee:Everyone on the street's talking about it. No, I'm not leaving LA. Everybody says, do you know this? People around LA are saying he's going back. He's going to Austin. Oh, no. He keeps going there. He's looking for a place to live.

36:55Adam Friedland:I already have a place.

36:56Bobby Lee:Oh, SpaghettiO. You own a place in Austin?

36:59Adam Friedland:My sister and I do.

37:01Bobby Lee:Really? Where is it?

37:02Adam Friedland:South Congress. It's like, yeah.

37:05Bobby Lee:By one of those boot shops?

37:06Adam Friedland:No, it's actually like by like a Verizon store. It's like a random neighborhood.

37:11Bobby Lee:You know that on South Congress, that was the funniest neighborhood back in the day. I used to love going down there and now it's a Lululemon and a fucking SoulCycle. Right? So House. So House and Earth Bar. It's here, it's California now.

37:23Khalyla Kuhn:I like that strip in Austin where they have that pizza place. What's it called? Right across the street from the boot booth. We went. I know, it's so good. What is it fucking called? I don't know. I love that place.

37:31Bobby Lee:Why can't I think of the name? Home Slice. Home Slice.

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41:17Adam Friedland:You keep the troops in line, these boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

41:21Bobby Lee:You don't do that with your crew?

41:22Adam Friedland:They're all subject to NDAs, so I have a...

41:27Bobby Lee:Fuck, we never made these guys sign NDAs for the tour we did.

41:30Adam Friedland:Too late.

41:31Bobby Lee:McCone has

41:32Adam Friedland:one. Yeah,

41:33Bobby Lee:Adam, they could ruin our careers. Once we get a career, they could fucking bury us.

41:38Adam Friedland:I'm actually here to get them to unionize. I'm trying to take down all of the podcasts. We are in. Very funny, right, guys? I'm fucking in. Dude, you guys deserve to own the means of production. Totally.

41:52Khalyla Kuhn:We've been saying that for six years.

41:54Adam Friedland:Yeah.

41:55Bobby Lee:This is a republic, man. This is not.

41:57Adam Friedland:This is a republic.

41:58Bobby Lee:Yeah, this is a republic.

42:00Adam Friedland:Dude, I know, dude. This podcast. Burbank is too How far is Jay Leno's cars? He lives upstairs

42:07Bobby Lee:He'll come down in the middle of this Is he okay?

42:10Adam Friedland:He just keeps like getting into slapstick style Kind of accidents I think he's doing a lot of pratfalling

42:18Bobby Lee:I think there's

42:19Adam Friedland:The video of him where he's like I'm fine and then he gets in the car That one is just He just fell down Where he hits the fire hydrant I mean he's a colleague and a friend. I mean, I'm not... This is... Yeah. The burn accident. Oh, my God. He's okay. I hope he's okay. I think he's got to be okay, man. He's still doing car shows every week. Burn accident. How many cars? Horrific garage accident. This man... Death follows him everywhere he goes. He's like in the movie Final Destination. Do you know him? Yeah. Brand new face. Adam, do you know him? Jay? Yeah. oh yeah yeah yeah you guys served in Vietnam together well it's a we there's a you know like the Harvard Club oh but it's like for talk show talk show clock so it's me Leno what's Bill Maher Kelsey lately yeah the one who else I don't know Jimmy Fallon Jimmy Fallon that British guy that no one likes.

43:29Adam Friedland:Corden. Corden. I mean, sorry, he's a friend? Are you boys with him? Bob, are you boys with him? He produced something I was in. What did he produce?

43:38Khalyla Kuhn:That game show I did. Really? Terrible. What was it called?

43:40Adam Friedland:How to be a fatso from England? Apparently, he's terrible to, like, in a restaurant. Well, the rumor was Balthazar. Yeah, Balthazar.

43:50Bobby Lee:He was like a dickhead. Yeah, yeah.

43:52Adam Friedland:What's his name? Who's the restaurant that owns Balthazar? Los Angeles? What? Not Jose Andres, you fucking idiot. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no. You guys are inspiring me to talk to these idiots. Keith McNally. Keith McNally, yeah, yeah. He did that post. You blushed. You blushed? I'm used to get the answers just from one side. You don't ever blush.

44:14Khalyla Kuhn:Man up. You represent bad friends. Don't blush. You're right.

44:18Adam Friedland:Why? That's nice.

44:20Khalyla Kuhn:Don't act like a bitch, dude.

44:21Adam Friedland:Stop it. Don't talk to him that way.

44:23Khalyla Kuhn:Hey, fuck you, Adam Friedman.

44:25Adam Friedland:Try to have hard, mom. No, guys. He's Jamaican. Adam Freiman. It's a complete honor and a privilege to be here, guys. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. I'm here in Los Angeles just visiting, and this is one of the stops I'm making.

44:41Bobby Lee:What are you doing in LA? Yeah.

44:42Adam Friedland:You hate LA. I don't. No, no, I don't hate LA. Don't do that. No, no, I'm not. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. I like LA. It's gorgeous. Yeah, I'm from here. I was born here. Yeah, but you're a New York guy. Yeah, I'm a New York guy. You're a New York guy. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm just Jewish and wearing glasses. That's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

45:01Bobby Lee:We like to keep you guys over there.

45:03Adam Friedland:They're Jews in LA.

45:04Bobby Lee:I know, but here, we keep them in order. Where, the Pico-Robertson era? Area? There or Century City or Beverly Hills. Fairfax. Yeah, yeah, yeah. South Beverly Hills, South Fairfax.

45:14Adam Friedland:Do you have a wall around the - They wouldn't let us do it. Some sort of war song, Anna? I think it's pretty popular to be - Who do you think runs the industry that we work in? Chinese people? Yeah, no, that's not true at all. Seriously? No, no, no, no. You don't think the Chinese run us? No, no. I do. On stage, I do a joke about how they have to not take it from the Jews. Hollywood. And if they did, you know, Bobby, they would make like what? Going to work one, going to work two instead of the Chinese. It would be terrible. Are these movies? I'm just saying if they ran it instead of the Jews.

45:51Adam Friedland:Packed in a train is a good movie. It would be called. Yeah. We don't know how to wait in line. Do you ever think about what it's like just there? In China? Yeah. Yeah, I haven't been. Have you been? No, but it's just, what, for like 60 years, they're just going like. Yep. Is that dynamite? No, I'm just like an assembly line.

46:10Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, that's just like he'd be the worst in assembly. That's how slow he goes.

46:16Adam Friedland:Yeah. I'd be terrible at being Chinese. I'd be one of the worst Chinese imaginable. A little American kids get easy baked ovens. Their whole life, they're just this. That's what they get. I know. That's what they get. Imagine. And I have my own YouTube Jewish style long form interview talk show and I complain. Look at this. This is terrible. She loves it. She loves it. Also, what are they dreaming? What are they thinking? Are they fucking?

46:40Bobby Lee:Yeah. They're going to the club and fucking.

46:42Adam Friedland:Really quick. How do they get drunk? At work. Yeah. No, they're not allowed to go to the bathroom at work. They have to poop their pants. I just think, yeah, what do they do for fun over there?

46:55Khalyla Kuhn:it just it feels so forward we're working in a factory adam okay i'm not gonna work in a factory let's do a scenario yeah yeah go ahead oh my god that was a tough you hey cha-chong hey what's up that's really oh holy shit i like the way you talk oh yeah i just i spent some time in america we have to be back here in two hour what do we do you don't get we sleep eat sleep

47:18Adam Friedland:eat or party you don't get two hours you there's a suicide net if you want to jump off the roof then you have to go back and make more iPhones.

47:25Bobby Lee:Have you jumped into the net yet? No. It's pretty fun. Like Tron? Yeah. Oh, wow. You got to jump. It's a little bouncy. There it is. I've been in that net. Dude, that's so crazy.

47:35Khalyla Kuhn:What do they do after work?

47:36Adam Friedland:Yeah, what do they do after work? They go home.

47:38Khalyla Kuhn:Are they watching Mandalorian? Yeah.

47:40Adam Friedland:What do they do?

47:42Bobby Lee:They eat. Yeah, they eat and they go to bed immediately. They go to bed because they got to be up in three more hours.

47:47Adam Friedland:There's no TV?

47:48Bobby Lee:It's a tough life. Well, I'm glad there's no TV because the TV sucks. They're smart to not have TV.

47:52Adam Friedland:TV is awesome Sports games

47:56Bobby Lee:Sports TV is different But TV shows Name a TV show you like Sopranos That's on right now That is a current show

48:06Adam Friedland:Inside the NBA Non-sports shows What's a good show right now And just like that Fuck you I've seen every episode Why?

48:20Khalyla Kuhn:Because I'm not a good actor No, I thought you were great.

48:22Adam Friedland:You know, Sarah and Jessica was on my show, actually. I love her. Yeah, yeah. She's so nice, you know? She's awesome. She's awesome. She's the president of girls. Who's your white whale for your show? Amy Schumer, probably.

48:34Khalyla Kuhn:Or my whale for the show? I don't know. What's she like, Amy Schumer? I've never met her.

48:41Adam Friedland:Oh, oh, oh, oh. Mojaba da cuckoo, I'm so low.

48:48Adam Friedland:Oh, oh, oh, oh.

48:54Adam Friedland:Come on, we love her Is she nice? Well yeah, I see her at the meetings She's like, I'm Chuck Schumer's niece She says that to me I'm supposed to be impressed Whose niece are you? Whose niece am I? Bibi Nanyahu Yeah You gotta be somebody's Somebody has a piece of you Oh, no, I've gotten none of the advantages of...

49:21Bobby Lee:You have no nepo shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

49:24Adam Friedland:Waste of time. I know, it sucks. Get out of this business. That's what my parents told me the night before I moved to New York.

49:29Bobby Lee:Well, don't listen to those Jews. I mean, but honestly...

49:31Adam Friedland:No, I mean, seriously, they were like, we don't know anyone in the entertainment industry.

49:36Bobby Lee:But as good as you are, as funny as you are, as talented as you are, to not have anything to help you out stinks. Nick Mullen, pretty much.

49:44Adam Friedland:And he's an anti-Semite. I mean, it's a tyrant. Yeah, like, it's pretty much the only person that's ever known.

49:53Adam Friedland:No, yeah. I remember, like, I thought, because I started in D.C., and I was, like, the glasses Jewish guy in, like, the local scene. And then I moved to New York, and I told my parents, I was, like, they were, like, we don't have any connections in show business. You're going to fail. You're an idiot. And then I moved to New York, and there were, like, there were probably 2 ,000 guys named Adam Friedland. Literally, Adam Friedland. Like, just me. There's nothing special about me whatsoever Yes there is To do stand up You know there's something special about you I have a little secret

50:31Adam Friedland:I'll never tell Where were you born in the city Santa Monica I'm on the Wikipedia I'm on the Wikipedia St. John's Hospital Are you really? One of the most famous guys born there Mariska Hargitay

50:46Bobby Lee:Mariska Hargitay big fans of her at this show

50:48Adam Friedland:she was uh she's on the list next to me notable patients

50:52Bobby Lee:it's not cool when you guys make lists but this one's good is this Wikipedia?

50:58Adam Friedland:Friedland is who writes it you can check out like what? he's the former

51:02Bobby Lee:fiance of podcaster Dasha oh yeah he's currently engaged to wait no come on don't how does this know this

51:10Adam Friedland:she gets mad well did you put this out there? no no look at the editors you can check oh god Guys, this was terrible for me. Hot. Hot. When I did the photo shoot for that article they did. Comedy Central presents Taking It Easy. Shane texted me. He was like, it's actually making me so mad how gay this is. That's a cool photo. That's a cool photo, dude.

51:33Bobby Lee:And I love those chairs that you have on your show.

51:35Adam Friedland:Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, but I was on the chair. They asked me to do like, or on the floor. And I was like, can you not use these? I like stopped in the middle of it. And they used it as the main picture. and every comics group chat was like, fuck this guy. Yeah, that's cute. And also, like, look at my cheeks. They, like, airbrushed me. Ugh, disgusting. What do you mean they airbrushed you? Like, look at that. I mean, I have acne scarring. They got rid of me.

52:00Bobby Lee:Yeah, whatever. You look good, though. They can never get rid of mine. I have this big chunk here. They can't, even if they try, they're like, it gets worse. Yeah, what happened?

52:07Adam Friedland:Were you Accutin?

52:07Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, me too. 100%. Me too. Twice. Yeah, yeah.

52:10Adam Friedland:How much Rage Against the Machine do you listen to when you were on Accutin?

52:14Bobby Lee:Literally, that's all I would listen to.

52:16Adam Friedland:I want to watch it. Fuck you, dad!

52:21Khalyla Kuhn:It makes you aggressive?

52:23Adam Friedland:It makes you crazy. It makes you kind of crazy. It makes you a little manic. Yeah, I took it my senior year, and I was doing my college essays.

52:30Khalyla Kuhn:Did you pick at your acne? Is that why they're scarring? No, this was because it would group, and then cystic acne.

52:37Bobby Lee:It would layer itself. But what's the cause of that kind of acne? Asian people, probably, in my proximity.

52:44Adam Friedland:the more of you that were around really you grew up around asian people they were everywhere these people you can't get rid of them i grew up in vegas actually a lot of this is from a lot of filipinos oh you like that you like them i love i love them too those are good they're the best

52:59Khalyla Kuhn:one those are good they're the second best people what's the first mexican yeah i love mexican yeah

53:05Adam Friedland:third what's mine yeah yeah um what's your rank power ranking races oh we should do it we're like Bill Simmons. Oh, okay. I can do my Asian list. Yeah, yeah, what's your list? Do you have an Asian list? No, no, no, not Asians. Just every kind of person. Every kind of person. Also, I cut off an injury. Okay.

53:22Bobby Lee:This was good. For sure.

53:24Adam Friedland:Yeah, top three races. Can I say fat whites?

53:28Khalyla Kuhn:Fat whites? Is up there? They're some of the worst people. No, I love fat whites because they're nice to me. No. Good-looking whites are not as nice. That's true. The guys are good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's go. Korean. Korean's the best race for you. Well, I'm Korean. I have to say that. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't put you in your top 25. Okay. Number two, Filipinos. Yeah. Yeah. Three, Mexicans. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Four, any kind of black.

53:54Adam Friedland:Any kind.

53:55Khalyla Kuhn:Even like Minnesota?

53:56Adam Friedland:Yeah, I like Minnesota.

53:57Khalyla Kuhn:All right. The Chappelle Lacy's are blacks. I like that guy. He's good. I mean, hey, guys, I'm going to do an ollie. Yeah, all right. Yeah. Who's that? You know how some black people. Let's hear it. Well, you know, I like Cougazi,

54:11Bobby Lee:and I like to ollie no you know how they he likes black guys that like metal yeah like all black

54:18Khalyla Kuhn:guys yeah yeah all black guys yeah yeah you've ever met vampire mexicans oh yeah i love that el paso you got el paso texas you know we got them here yeah like mars volta they like

54:28Adam Friedland:yeah yeah i like those yeah yeah what's that goth black guys that like goth music yeah i love

54:36Khalyla Kuhn:Goth Black. Goth Blacks are cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at, oh my God, they're my favorite though. Look. I know Trinity. It's crazy because

54:44Bobby Lee:they always sound like they're from California even if they're not.

54:47Khalyla Kuhn:Morpheus is my uncle.

54:48Adam Friedland:Morpheus style. Yeah, Morpheus style black guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are my favorite. Yeah, yeah. As they try to go Super Saiyan, they think it's a real thing. Yeah, those guys? Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.

54:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. You always at my show is wearing sunglasses in the audience. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like a snake, dark purple jacket. yeah I like that no shirt yeah no shirt yeah yeah shirtless yeah yeah a tattoo of some sort of

55:11Bobby Lee:number punk punk is this punk Mexican punk Mexicans are great oh I love that

55:15Adam Friedland:Smith's Mexicans are the best yeah Smith's are that is that's good yeah

55:19Khalyla Kuhn:Smith's Mexicans I grew up with a

55:21Adam Friedland:with a lot of Mexicans and I became like I earned their respect because I smoked mota and I also smoked weed and they're like oh they're Jewish kids they like they like weed too and i was like yeah yeah and uh they were like tell me adam like you're like a emo and i was like no i don't know and i was like i like the accent i was like i like like radiohead and like i don't know i guess i like music and he's like they're like you like those los smiths and i was like yeah i love the smiths and uh they're like they're really into the smiths but specifically morrissey and i was like yeah and i was like but i was like it's weird that you guys are into Morrissey because like you're homophobes.

56:01Adam Friedland:You're homophobes. And they're like, that's a fucked up thing to say about Morrissey, man. Like they didn't know, they didn't get that he was gay. They had no idea.

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59:55Adam Friedland:Sidney Sweeney, no cam. Just no, no, no, just no cameras. No condoms, no cameras. No card, no condom. I don't know, Obama. That'd be fun. Have you chilled with him, Bobby? He's been here. You just met Obama?

1:00:12Bobby Lee:I did just meet him.

1:00:13Adam Friedland:What was it like? It was a little annoying. No.

1:00:16Bobby Lee:No, no, no. and he was wonderful it was great it was it was really good yeah he's like magic sweet such a sweet like uh affable and also like disarming right as you talk to him you're like oh i feel good this is fine i want to ask him if he's depressed i did what you did already yep i said how do you feel you look like you're depressed no you know what it is i bet you he's can you imagine what it's like to be obama it's gotta suck yeah why because all the time everything is all the time and you're the one he's fucking neo it's like yeah yeah yeah he is the one yeah you're the one you're the one you're the one for all the good and all for the bad well no more so it's just like

1:00:50Adam Friedland:everything everything went crazy after he was the president that's what i mean it's also he's got to

1:00:55Bobby Lee:be like is it my fault well 100 yeah are you doing oh yeah that's that's what he looked like when i met him really yeah really that looks a lot like morpheus from the uh from the movie sure the matrix sure if you're small-minded but this is if you really know what's going on in the world he probably always has to be nice too uh when he's out in public yeah you feel like you have to

1:01:15Khalyla Kuhn:yeah but I don't have that kind of image you have a bad boy image yeah you do you think I have a bad boy image I'm nice to everybody I'm nice to everybody

1:01:26Adam Friedland:I dap no you're at the Viper Room Sunset Street yeah yeah I kiss the sidewalk where River died

1:01:33Khalyla Kuhn:there's a lot of stories I hear about people I always do

1:01:37Bobby Lee:when someone meets me and they'll go you know I met Bobby when he was in town or whatever and I'll go oh yeah and they'll go yeah he like threw a fork and like yelled at the server and we loved it. Yeah, yeah. They love when he's a fucking maniac.

1:01:51Khalyla Kuhn:You know that's not true. You know that I'm a nice guy. No, but I'm saying you do. I don't do that.

1:01:56Bobby Lee:You play bits with people. I do bits. You guys got to pipe up. You do bits and we know you fucking do.

1:02:00Adam Friedland:Like people with less money than you? Yes.

1:02:03Bobby Lee:He does like doing bits with strangers and then it leaves. He likes, it's like his, what, Bill Murray. He like, he wants to be Bill Murray. He wants to leave a nugget of, you know what Bobby did here when he was here?

1:02:15Adam Friedland:He loves that shit. He went to a wedding. You do love that, don't lie.

1:02:21Khalyla Kuhn:I guess so, yeah.

1:02:22Adam Friedland:You're a rambling man. What? A rambling man. I'm a rambling man.

1:02:31Khalyla Kuhn:Marble, like a marble man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:34Bobby Lee:Dick Hammer, we learned.

1:02:35Adam Friedland:You do that kind of thing, you go to a random bar mitzvah and Bobby Lee just chilled with us all night. I would do that, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that sounds kind of sick, actually. Not a bar mitzvah.

1:02:45Bobby Lee:You wouldn't do a party. He would do it if it's like a, if it was like a small click somewhere at a private little thing, he would bust in on that. Oh, famous people? Oh, he loves that. Oh, I love it. Yeah, yeah.

1:02:59Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah.

1:02:59Bobby Lee:Famous. Famous.

1:03:01Khalyla Kuhn:Who's the most famous person you have in your phone? It's not like him. What? Already, it's not like him. He has way more.

1:03:08Adam Friedland:I'm going to ask him next, but yeah, who's yours? um fuck man uh it's not in my phone look what yep oh no i know i know i know

1:03:28look at that look at that look look at it what are you doing there dude like

1:03:34Bobby Lee:can you it looks like i was gonna point at something yeah can you text a pic of me

1:03:38Adam Friedland:just going like this. Is that your girlfriend or wife? That's my wife, yeah.

1:03:45Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, who do you have?

1:03:47Bobby Lee:I don't know. There's no one. You know everyone that I know.

1:03:51Khalyla Kuhn:That's not even Travis Kelsey. Do you have his number? No. You lying fuck! Do you have Travis Kelsey's number? No. So how do you hang out with him? DM. Oh, you DM him on Instagram? Only DM. No, on Twitter.

1:04:06Adam Friedland:We don't use Instagram. Okay, all right. Only on X. Who's your most famous? I don't know. No one, really. Stav, maybe. Stavby. Our boy. Shane, maybe. Maybe, I don't know.

1:04:18Bobby Lee:Non-comics. You got some people in there. You know he does. Ian Fidans. Oh, wow. That's a good one. That's inspired.

1:04:26Adam Friedland:I'm Jamie Lee Curtis. I saw you. We do it too much. Jamie Lee Curtis, we texted her. That's why. Because you were in one of those yogurt commercials with her? No. It's yogurt for your pussy. I did a movie with her one. You think she got that to be like the mean stuff people say about me? I'm going to do the pussy yogurt commercial. Just go as far as you can. You're like, I'm going to go all in then. Yeah, yeah. Try to fight me on this. Yeah. No, he did a movie with her, right? Yeah. Which freakier Friday? No.

1:04:51Khalyla Kuhn:It was called Borderlands. Nobody watched it.

1:04:52Adam Friedland:Borat? Borderlands. Oh, it's that director. Eli Roth. Oh, no. Never mind. Yeah.

1:05:02Bobby Lee:Oh, he's good friends with Michael Bay.

1:05:07Adam Friedland:Michael Bay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Yeah. Oh, my God. Can you say my boy Adam says ambulance was fire? Yeah.

1:05:15Khalyla Kuhn:I like that movie.

1:05:16Adam Friedland:Yeah. It's like what would happen if Michael Bay had drones? Finally, he has drones. Thank God he has drones now. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. I love Michael Bay. Text Michael Bay that Adam's here. Yeah. Yeah. Just actually just say Adam's here. Just Adam. Yeah.

1:05:32Khalyla Kuhn:It says what? That's it. You have no one. I don't really have anybody on my phone Can I throw some names out? Yeah You don't have Bateman's number? No Charlie Day No

1:05:49Bobby Lee:It's all DMs Really? All DMs

1:05:52Adam Friedland:So you send your cock out to all these guys? Just to the dogs During COVID me and my friends got addicted to that Send your dick to the dogs In the boys chat like my friend just in the middle of the lockdown just said his penis and i was and he was like yeah it's he said the rule was it's gay to send it to girls but it's cool if you're sending it to your friends and then i said i i eventually played the game yeah and then uh and then uh he's like you're puffed and i'm like dude no i'm not puffed and then he sent it to my girlfriend to be like is this puffed or is this you were puffed though i was puffed yeah yeah no we know when someone's

1:06:30Bobby Lee:puffed, dude. I wasn't puffed. Well, you know what? Hey, you know what also? Post-stroke though, that doesn't count as puffed. After you have a stroke? Post-stroke. Post-cum.

1:06:40Adam Friedland:Oh, I don't know why I thought it was like, yeah. No, because after you nut, you're on the

1:06:43Bobby Lee:come down, so can you send a come down photo? Well, that's puffed. No, because puff is on the way up. I think that is the deflation, the de-puff is that's not on you. How fast do you deflate? Post?

1:06:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. How fast do you deflate? The point is I wanted it to look beautiful for my friend. Yeah, we got it. How quickly? How quickly after you nut does it deflate? It depends on how quick my wife is coming upstairs.

1:07:07Bobby Lee:I'm barely hard at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a noodle. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. It's pretty fast for me. I can get it. Three minutes. Full minutes? Yeah, three minutes for me.

1:07:15Adam Friedland:Three minutes of deflation? Yeah. What are you, 13 years old? Yeah, yeah. What are you, the healthiest man in the world? No, I use Bluetooth. Oh, shout out to Bluetooth. Oh, they don't do us anymore. They don't? No, they did come down for a very long time. Yeah. Yeah. We used to make irresponsible claims. Are you doing shows in town or no? No, I was just in Seattle doing a weekend, and now I'm meeting with some of the most powerful executives. Wait, what club's up there? There's a new one, Emerald City.

1:07:51Bobby Lee:Have you done up there? No. Seattle, last time I did it, was a club that closed years ago. Parler Live I used to play. Yeah, Parler. Yeah, yeah. I play there every year but that's closed forever it's gone yeah

1:08:01Adam Friedland:this is new Emerald City yeah it was like it was like nice yeah it was my first weekend after a year because I took the year off the road to get the talk show up and running and so yeah so it was like my first weekend back out it was so fun it's actually like yeah you know when you're doing stand up all the time you hate it yeah yeah yeah it really I feel like a young kid again I feel like a bright eyed kid again wow do you bring someone with you yeah I brought my boy Caleb um out on the road and he has to do anything I said no no uh yeah I brought my friend Caleb who also works on the talk show with me the writer on the talk show and uh yeah no it was like it was funny remembering how to do an hour yeah yeah and then like yeah and then you get it back down and you're like oh actually this is a blast again yeah yeah and then uh whatever cut all that

1:08:54Khalyla Kuhn:Jesus Christ last night I was at the store I was about to go up and I just left weren't Gelson's yeah I just I just looked on stage I was like I don't want to do it why it was the first time I was ever like that where I was like I'm not going to do it are you over it

1:09:09Bobby Lee:because the hour's done

1:09:10Khalyla Kuhn:yeah I just looked at because Sebastian was up there killing and I was just kind of like I'm going to go home you ever suck on a dick yeah just for fun who did

1:09:20Adam Friedland:he killed a woman on stage it would be funny

1:09:25Khalyla Kuhn:let me see you have anxiety what's going on here No I'm a

1:09:29Adam Friedland:I'm a fidgety guy

1:09:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah

1:09:33Adam Friedland:You mentioned Spass in Maniscalco

1:09:37Khalyla Kuhn:Adam do you take anything?

1:09:40Adam Friedland:Do I take anything? For depression or anything? Jenkum You're often jenkum? Crocodile No I don't take anything

1:09:49Khalyla Kuhn:I just got on Lexapro

1:09:50Adam Friedland:I'm not a wackadoo

1:09:52Khalyla Kuhn:Have you ever taken anything?

1:09:54Adam Friedland:Cock

1:09:55Bobby Lee:Yeah a lot of cock When I was in college I tried to do oh man one of the antidepressants I don't know which one I did Zoloft? yeah one of those but your penis doesn't work right? no mine still did oh nice brother yeah mine still did it wasn't that I felt like a woman?

1:10:14Adam Friedland:I'm depressed I'm sad about the world I mean you're supposed isn't everyone depressed? yeah it's sad that you die right? what? I mean I feel like depressed is like everyone you should everyone should be depressed right yeah varying levels yeah all the sad all the time though i mean it's yeah if you're gonna die one day so that's really sad yeah yeah you

1:10:38Khalyla Kuhn:don't get to be alive after that i'm on the fence about it it's like i am depressed but it's like i mean that's i think that's what drives yeah there's the thing about that's the thing about

1:10:47Adam Friedland:la comedy they fucking talk like there's like women to each other not like in new york not like in New York

1:10:55Bobby Lee:you got all those kings of comedy out there busting down the walls of these sensitive guys

1:11:00Adam Friedland:I re-watched the Kings special in Seattle this weekend, it was my favorite comedy special as a kid, oh Kings of Comedy? it's so good, it's so funny, it's so good the fucking Titanic bit is, I think it's the funniest stand up bit of all time remember that one, the Steve the Steve Titanic bit? oh my god, he's unbelievable, what a genius give it he did it well it's the same that same joke about if black people you know yeah but do it in his tone he said i hated that dry ass long ass movie and he's like uh something about the little boy that killed that kid drown these motherfuckers you know so he establishes that he doesn't like the movie titanic yeah and then he says uh uh you know what uh you never hear about 3 ,000 black people dying at the same time which is like that's a joke it wouldn't have been like that had it been black people and he's like you saw that movie the band kept playing as the ship went down and he's like what kind of black band keeps playing cool and the gang would have been that's funny and then he talks about how he does this act out which is this really takes it to the next stratosphere where he has this tiny little side table and he turns it over and uh he's like i would have been turning over the damn table and uh and then there's a dinner napkin on top and he's like opening up a dinner napkin and then he does this thing where he's blowing on the dinner like like a sail and he's kicking people thank you robert yeah yeah are you robert yeah robert lee yeah call me whatever you want okay I like Robert Lee.

1:12:44Adam Friedland:It makes you instantly like a, yeah, like a maestro. Robert Lee.

1:12:50Khalyla Kuhn:A general.

1:12:51Adam Friedland:Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have the same name as the general. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

1:12:56Bobby Lee:Wow, your middle name is Young Lee. Yeah.

1:12:59Adam Friedland:With an E?

1:13:00Khalyla Kuhn:With Y.

1:13:01Adam Friedland:Young Lean?

1:13:02Bobby Lee:Young Lean. You have the best name of all time. Young Lean. Wow. That song was so good.

1:13:09Adam Friedland:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love music.

1:13:12Bobby Lee:Don't you love Young Lean?

1:13:14Adam Friedland:I think he's really cool

1:13:17Bobby Lee:This kid's great Bitches come and go Yeah

1:13:22Adam Friedland:You know that Robert? He doesn't know that

1:13:26Bobby Lee:That's a reference that is not going to go near him

1:13:27Adam Friedland:What kind of music do you listen to? Karaoke? Oh come on dude Stop it

1:13:33Khalyla Kuhn:Why? I like it

1:13:36Adam Friedland:I like it seeing someone pouring their heart out

1:13:39Khalyla Kuhn:I've always been more into To like, you know, Alty kind of stuff, you know?

1:13:44Bobby Lee:That's not true. What do you mean? You like commercial shit. Like Coldplay? Sure. I love Coldplay.

1:13:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, first two albums are pretty good.

1:13:52Bobby Lee:Yeah, you like commercial shit too.

1:13:53Adam Friedland:You like all of it.

1:13:54Khalyla Kuhn:I like all of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:13:56Adam Friedland:I love Coldplay. Yeah. You have his number? No, I don't. Oh, okay.

1:14:02Khalyla Kuhn:I like bands like the Pixies and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kugazi I like.

1:14:07Adam Friedland:Cool. Sonic Youth. and what's Andrew more into

1:14:11Khalyla Kuhn:you know he's into everything like he is a true he likes everything hip hop historian I love hip hop you are he knows a little bit of everything big wigger as a kid yeah yeah yeah you're a jazz guy

1:14:25Adam Friedland:I like soul I told Jadakus when he came on the show I came out of the closet I was like I feel bad but we used to me and Jewish guys used to lock the door and put on Mitchell and Ness and just pretend to be like you and he was like that he he thought it was cool he didn't he i had to come clean why why would you think he wouldn't like it though uh i mean it's embarrassing so what yeah yeah he'd be like yeah you're pussy i don't know i have found out from the from the talk show that rappers have gotten along with rappers and it it has made me feel i love comedy a lot of them do it's a dream i mean it's a it's like a bar mitzvah or something you find the the approval of a rapper it's huge i mean yeah i had g herbo on the show on your show yeah yeah and we got along famously and it was like uh i was like it's incredible it's incredible i mean he's probably killed like three maybe but three is not that bad three is not a lot five five and up he grew up in like fucking literally black hawk down i mean like chicago south side of chicago was like yeah part of the world yeah is it still tough i mean yeah what happens i mean why is it so tough

1:15:37Bobby Lee:what happened what happened 13 year olds have guns oh they do yeah yeah kids have guns it's

1:15:42Adam Friedland:like legal correct me if i'm wrong it's legal under a certain line of demarcation for uh like if you're you're black if you kill another black person basically but like north if you like uh

1:15:54Bobby Lee:well the cops aren't gonna stop anything no one no one's gonna break anything up they should i

1:15:59Adam Friedland:I mean, they should probably, right? No. No?

1:16:02Bobby Lee:No, you got to let it go.

1:16:03Adam Friedland:Do you have Lori Lightfoot's number? Yeah. You want to call her? I'm trying to.

1:16:07Bobby Lee:You trying to fuck?

1:16:08Adam Friedland:You trying to fuck? You have her number? Who's that? Fuck no. Lori Lightfoot. Yeah. Didn't Trump call her Mayor Crackhead?

1:16:14Bobby Lee:Mayor Crackhead.

1:16:15Adam Friedland:Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't very nice.

1:16:16Bobby Lee:Chicago's homicide rate per capita significantly higher than New York City and Los Angeles. Philadelphia being the closest. He's still not us, Philly. Because when I'm in Schomburg, I don't feel it.

1:16:25Adam Friedland:That's not where we're. That's not it. Yeah. No, it's crazy there. I just see many malls.

1:16:31Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's all the malls.

1:16:32Adam Friedland:Zany's, Rosemont.

1:16:33Khalyla Kuhn:No one's going to get clipped out there. Schaumburg Improv. I play the improv, yeah. So from the Schaumburg Improv, how far do I have to go? It's south side? It's southeast from there. And it's Schaumburg north of Chicago. Schaumburg is northwest of Chicago. Northwest, right. So how far would I have to drive down to get to south? Like an hour to get to where you want to be. Where I want to go.

1:16:52Bobby Lee:No, you don't want to go.

1:16:53Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but if I step out of the car, I'm like, hello. What would happen? They probably would. They go, that's a mad TV, motherfucker. Mad TV, mad TV. You'd be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be good. You would? Yeah, yeah. If I go, hello.

1:17:04Bobby Lee:And then I'd step out and they'd go, that's a motherfucker with that dude on mad TV. You'd be like, oh, it's Miss Swan is here. There go Miss Swan.

1:17:11Adam Friedland:Oh, it's the Miss Swan. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're like, oh, he was on, and just like that, he did the podcast with Carrie. He was fabulous. Carrie and Jay Diaz.

1:17:23Khalyla Kuhn:I watched the whole thing. I had no idea what was going on on that show. Wait, you - I never read it. I just didn't know. Wait, you weren't a fan? I had no idea about what it was all about. Why?

1:17:33Adam Friedland:Because I put in the work. I know all about it. I know.

1:17:37Khalyla Kuhn:They called, I knew, I mean, I was - Have you seen Sex and the City? Culturally, I know what it is. Culturally?

1:17:42Adam Friedland:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but - Wow, you look great. That shirt's cool. Did you bring your own wardrobe? No.

1:17:49Khalyla Kuhn:They made me wear that.

1:17:50Adam Friedland:And this is what people like you wear, right? It's like a paparazzi style. It is. That looks like you guys are just out in LA. The stars are just like us. Yeah. And just like that.

1:18:00Bobby Lee:And just like that, the stars are like us.

1:18:02Adam Friedland:She was very nice. She's so kind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had her on my show, and a gay fella told me that I showed her in a light that no one has. Oh, really? If a gay person says that, they know this shit. Wow. Yeah, they know this type of shit.

1:18:17Bobby Lee:What kind of light did you show her in?

1:18:18Adam Friedland:As her personality in a genuine way. I tried to do that on the show. so it's like kind of a sweet it was a really nice I mean if a sodomite a homosexual if a butt pirate says that to you what happened to butt pirate? Butt pirate? That's an insane butt pirate

1:18:40Khalyla Kuhn:but you know it was surprisingly like she was surprisingly kind of down to earth and the experience wasn't like because my fear is oh my god you know what I mean because if she was rude then I'd be like I don't want to do this you know what I mean but it's just like she was pretty cool you know so yeah yeah did you rip ass on set

1:19:01Adam Friedland:did you ever rip ass around any what i asked her yeah we did a thing where we asked her um i did like fake questions from like friends and i got caleb to leave one of the voicemails and he's like hey like um i just want to address the elephant in the room like was there ever a time where like Charlotte or Miranda or you just like farted like really disgustingly like while you're making the show and like who's your favorite Carrie boyfriend? And she was like, I think that's the one that pushed a little too far. She's very proper, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like a reader. Did she ever tell you about that?

1:19:39Adam Friedland:No. No, well, I mean. She likes to read books, I mean. You didn't chat with her.

1:19:42Khalyla Kuhn:What?

1:19:42Adam Friedland:You never chatted with her. Oh, no, this was, you were like sitting,

1:19:45Khalyla Kuhn:she's like reading something. I'm playing a Candy Crush. Really you didn't You didn't vibe out Well we go Good morning Good morning Is that something Yeah yeah

1:19:55Adam Friedland:Really Yeah Oh you're not making her Sound good though Yeah yeah

1:19:58Khalyla Kuhn:No I would say No she'd be reading She'd be reading She's like How was your Did you sleep well She asked about your sleep Good morning You know and that kind of Good morning is nice Yeah yeah

1:20:08Adam Friedland:Yeah that's a nice thing

1:20:09Khalyla Kuhn:She'll go Have you ever been up To Sedona or something She said that Yeah yeah Arizona I'm like no I've never been there That's really nice That's really nice This time of year

1:20:17Bobby Lee:Did you get jade on your show from a guy named Vinny? Vinny, yeah, yeah, yeah Well, he told me he knows you One of my good friends

1:20:23Adam Friedland:Yeah That's crazy Have you seen his tattoo on his butt? I've seen it all That tattoo is the He's the one of one tattoo He's the man You met him You met Vin Arfuso You met him On his ass, he has the Dallas Cowboys star Next to a Palestinian flag Yeah What is that? That's not the same tattoo The combination of those two things is unbelievable. Well, Jerry Jones is Palestinian. That's why he got it. Yeah, he was in the PFLP for a while.

1:20:55Khalyla Kuhn:I thought mine would look like a Dallas Cowboy star.

1:20:57Adam Friedland:No, it's just a star, but it covered up a what? A name? What was it? It was a butterfly. Butterfly, that's right. So you were like, I'm embarrassed to have a butterfly? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:21:07Khalyla Kuhn:When I was drinking, I had a butterfly tattoo there. I was drunk, and then I was embarrassed, so I put a star on top of that. That's a good story. You have tattoos or no?

1:21:17Adam Friedland:No, I have no respect for any tattoo I've ever seen ever It's like street art Am I gonna look at a graffiti and be like wow No, no, I mean

1:21:27Bobby Lee:You don't have any, no I don't, why would I do that?

1:21:30Adam Friedland:It's ridiculous to get that Silly Forever? Silly Forever? He's got them all over Wow, well I like the Mad TV tattoo You've actually earned that one too yeah comedy store how many seasons were you mad tv eight years seven eight years oh my god you're the cool that that's so cool yeah i was on it yeah it was so cool back then it was so funny yeah it was it was just i i used to watch it religious say something though i prefer this snl no this oh sorry hanging out with you like this thing this kind of thing yeah there's no

1:22:04Khalyla Kuhn:notes there's no somebody saying you know what i mean you can't do that well these are the

1:22:08Adam Friedland:conversations that comics have when no one's watching.

1:22:12Khalyla Kuhn:There's no like, oh, you're 20 minutes late. What the fuck? You know what I mean?

1:22:15Adam Friedland:They said that on Mad TV to you?

1:22:17Khalyla Kuhn:You would get in trouble if you were like an hour late or whatever.

1:22:20Adam Friedland:Really? Yeah. How did Artie survive? I wasn't on with him, but you know, he barely survived.

1:22:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:22:25Adam Friedland:The story he tells about the pig thing is the funniest. Crazy. Yeah.

1:22:29Bobby Lee:You never did anything with him.

1:22:31Khalyla Kuhn:No, I never met him. I mean, I know him now, but like. Back then you didn't.

1:22:34Adam Friedland:No crossover. No crossover. No. Wow. I crossovered with Alex Borstein who did Miss Swan.

1:22:41Khalyla Kuhn:You know what I mean?

1:22:41Adam Friedland:Yeah. Oh, I thought... Oh, never mind. I thought... Were you like, hey, this is... What the hell is this? Oh, no. No, you came up with that? No, I didn't come up with it. No. But if someone was doing a character on Mad TV with me, like Heshy Teshowitz, the pedophile, I would be a little bit like, you're a black guy. Why are you doing... For me, it's comedy. There's no bounds. There's no bounds? She's also... There's no bounds. She's so good at it. She's so good at it. She's so good. Yeah. My friend, actually, his mom was a dentist. She did Alex Borstein's teeth. Or no, no, no. No, he wrote a letter to Matty V.

1:23:16Adam Friedland:And he said he loved the Miss Swan character. And she sent back a, what do you call it, headshot. And it said, Phil, you look like a man. And then she signed it. Yeah, and he had it next to a Stone Cold thing because his mom did Stone Cold's teeth. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. He look like a man. Phil, you look like a man. That's so funny. Who wrote that?

1:23:39Khalyla Kuhn:She did.

1:23:40Adam Friedland:Really? She came up with that? Yeah, with the character, yeah.

1:23:43Khalyla Kuhn:You know what she said to me when I got on the show? She pulled me aside. She goes, get off the show as quickly as you can. She said that to you? Because I hate it here.

1:23:51Adam Friedland:Oh, I thought she was like, I don't want to see your celestial ass around. Listen, you fucking. How long was she on?

1:23:58Khalyla Kuhn:Three or four years.

1:23:59Adam Friedland:She's lowest, no? Yes. Yeah. Wow, she's the best lady of all time.

1:24:03Khalyla Kuhn:The best.

1:24:03Adam Friedland:Oh, my God. You have her number?

1:24:05Khalyla Kuhn:No Why didn't you get her number? There's some cast members Who I just never clicked with She was one of them She was one of them, yeah Do you play clubs here When you're in town or no? No, no, no Come to the store Why don't you come to the store?

1:24:18Bobby Lee:Are you there tonight? Are you there tonight? No, I'm out

1:24:21Adam Friedland:Val Hallow you mean? I'm there tonight

1:24:23Bobby Lee:When are you there next? Really? Next week, Monday Oh, you're gonna do Monday

1:24:26Adam Friedland:The cash stuff? Yeah You have Jay's number?

1:24:30Khalyla Kuhn:No

1:24:30Bobby Lee:Oh yeah

1:24:31Adam Friedland:You have Jay's number?

1:24:32Bobby Lee:He's upstairs what jay jay jayson i love him so much he comes to the store now more i don't know why he's been

1:24:39Adam Friedland:coming a lot but he has he's amazing he's everyone says that thing about i don't i don't know him but the late 70s they say everyone's like that was the best comic i've ever seen well you know and then the store was the divide between him and letterman it was either you were his side or his side well yeah and then the he crossed the picket line during the strike how pathetic is that striking yeah yeah from what for fucking state how pathetic we're gonna start a union what is fucking Les Miserables.

1:25:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but they never got paid anything. I know. And the store was getting all the money. I mean,

1:25:09Adam Friedland:Jay like crossed the picket line in a fucking like clown car or something. And then Mitzi gave him a drink ticket. Yeah. You know so much about that. Me? Yeah. I was there, dude. I was there, brother. Oh my God. You should have seen it, man.

1:25:24Khalyla Kuhn:You should have seen it. That was the good time. I think you're like Andrew in that way that you guys know tidbits of something.

1:25:29Bobby Lee:But it's about comedy, dude. That specifically, everybody knows those stories. But that's also why young people divided on who they liked more was Letterman or Leno.

1:25:37Adam Friedland:But I hated that. I hated that. I liked all of them.

1:25:42Bobby Lee:Yeah, but it became this kind of thing. It's like Beatles or Rolling Stones. Yeah.

1:25:47Adam Friedland:It's bullshit. I mean, I liked Conan as a kid because he was silly. Love Conan. Yeah, it was like a sloppy, fun show. But I loved Jay. Just finding... Come on, they're friends. I'm friends They're a friend Yeah just fighting dumb asses and asking them One plus one It's so funny You want to plug anything? The Adam Friedland show Do girls come to your guys shows? It's all guys insurrectionists It's all insurrectionists We're doing it at the capitol next year Actually because of the talk show Now there's parents I would say we get a lot of couples A lot of couples Hostages Yeah Yeah No actually girls like this show Well you guys are more sex symbol kind of style Thank you For me I command Yeah I just loser No no I love the boys Shout out to the you're the craziest It's like they let out the insane asylum Or Adam look in the camera and go

1:26:50Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you for being a bad friend I mean that's how we close the show Alright thank you for being a bad friend Yeah that's good That sucks why did you guys do that You make the guests do that That's fine

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