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19:16Bobby Lee:Love Enron. Big Enron fan. Really? Yeah, huge. So, I mean, all of them went to prison, but there was one Asian dude with an accent. Didn't go. No, he got out early, a year earlier before the investigation started. And him and a stripper, you know what I mean? He met a white girl, stripper, this guy, Lu Long Pie. He got a white stripper from a strip club, right? Goes, be my wife, right? They took all this money and they bought all this property in like, I think Oklahoma or somewhere like that. Genius. Yeah, he was a genius. And they never got him. Did he still stay with? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

19:52Bobby Lee:There's Lu Long right now. Yeah. He's still with the stripper, dude. $270 million after being forced to sell his shares to satisfy his divorce settlement two months before. This guy's genius. He's a genius, dude. Lu Long Pong. That's a great documentary. That's Lu Pai. Yeah, that's Lu Pai, dude. No, that's him. That's him. Pai was a senior executive at Enron. Enron, look at him. He got out. He sensed it. He knew. You know, what we're doing right here is very, very wrong. You know what I mean? I have to. I'm going to go to strip club, right? I know this white girl. But it's very smart to go to a strip club and grab.

20:25I'm calling my cousin. I'm him. Yeah. Hello, Rang.

20:28Bobby Lee:Hello. You know, I did so many wrong things going around. What are you going to do about it? What do you think I should do? I don't know. You want to go to Titi Bok for lunch? Yeah. Imagine they just went there for lunch. Yeah, yeah. That struck the idea. Yeah. That's like social networks. Something came from nothing. Yeah. This guy goes to a strip club and gets to go. That's genius. Yeah. Because by the way, they need, she obviously needs help getting out of her situation. He needs help. It's perfect. It's pretty in pink. It's pretty in pink. It's pretty in pink. It is pretty in pink. Pretty in, yeah.

20:58Bobby Lee:That's kind of the same story. But he's trying to save them. Don't you want, do you have a savior kind of a thing or no? Savior mentality? Yeah. I think we want to help people a lot. Yeah. I don't think we can save most. Yeah. Like we want to help Richie. We want to try to get Richie laid. Yeah, yeah. Richie, do you - We have some - We got some girls. We have some girls. You want to do that now? Yes, yeah. Yeah, let me see. Let's see if you can - Put on your cans there so you can hear some of these girls. This girl says - Serena says, I'm chill. I want to say this before. I know you're - I'm sorry, but Carlos said beforehand that I'm going to be mad because these are some of the girls - These girls I wouldn't be able to get.

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26:19I don't know. But hold on. What does she do for a living? I got to know the deal.

26:21Bobby Lee:Yeah, there's not enough information on this one, I feel like. Just based on looks, though, you would do it. Based off of looks, yeah. Based off of, I don't know her. Slow investigating tells you she lives in Vegas. And I'll tell you why. Why? Why do you think, how did I guess that? Based on this photo? No, I based it on something else. Okay, go get all the photos. I want to see, I want to be an investigator. The sun. It's extra sunny there. It's extra sunny. No, why? Why based on that? Well, go back to the email. Oh, on the email. 702. 702 is the area code for Las Vegas. Whoa. And I put this together knowing because when she said, I'll drive to Cali tonight, I thought it's got to be a close enough place.

27:03Bobby Lee:It's got to be Nevada. 702 is Vegas. What are you doing in this job, dude? There's crimes that need to be solved, bro. I don't do that anymore. I told you. I don't do that no more. Why are you talking, Jadwin, with that? You're the FBI column. Yeah, yeah. Come on, man. We got some murders. I can't do that no more. I told you. Not after my brother died. I'm sorry for saying best friend. He is. I love him. Uh-oh. A date with Richie. This is a milf from Cincinnati. Woo. Whoa. Milf. Milf it out. Let me see the photo. Well, zoom in first. Oh, yeah. Wait. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait. I'm selling her more.

27:39Bobby Lee:Pass the last one. This one's up. Dude, dude. This one's up. Richie. Richie. Richie. What about this one? Bad friends, I hear you're looking for someone to take Richie to the Weird Al concert. I think I'm your girl. I'm a real life milf with a pretty awesome personality, sense of humor, and a soft spot for nerdy guys. I just so happen to be an expert, which means I know how to make the date feel like the most fun guy in the room. And I have the wardrobe to prove it. Picture Richie walking in with me on his arm. He gets to look like the king of nerds. I come to party with said king and everyone wins.

28:05Bobby Lee:I keep it playful, classy, totally unforgettable, just naughty enough to make a story. He'll never stop telling. Candy. We're flying her out. Let's do this. We're going to fly her out. Candy's telling me. We're going to fly her out. She's got to be careful with that kind of shoes on that kind of slippery. I mean, that's slippery out there by the water. What if a tsunami comes? Yeah, be careful, Candy. So Candy's an escort and would love to take you out. I'm interested in sending you out. Go on to the next bathroom photo. First thing I noticed here has - Oh my God. She has one of those chalk writing bathrooms.

28:34Bobby Lee:You can write on the wall there. But that's a hotel. How do I know that's a hotel? The tiles above the tub. That's a hotel. And also the pre-established soap dispensers. Jimmy, you're the best investigator of yours. Look at the soap dispensers. This is a hotel. So this is a Holiday Inn. How do you know that's Jimmy? Because she was murdered. She was murdered at a Holiday Inn. Two hours after this photo was taken. Explain to me, Jimmy. Jimmy, how do you know this is a Holiday Inn? Because I've been to a lot of Holiday Inns. Oh, I see. What else, Jimmy? How did the intruder get coming into the bathroom there?

29:05She was murdered in the bathroom.

29:06Bobby Lee:The intruder knocked, knocked, knocked, then said housekeeping. She said, go away. They continued to knock. You probably went through the door, right, Jimmy? Front door. Yeah, yeah. There's only one door there in the bathroom. Oh, with her, you could use the back door. Oh, you can. Oh, I see. You made it very clear. I see, Jimmy. Very clear. What else? All right, anyway. By the way, Richie, let's get a poll of this. Is this, would you go out with this lady? Oh, 100%. This is another young lady. Let's see what she said. Dad, friends. Push pause, push pause. All right. Already right now. What? High teeth functionality.

29:33High teeth functionality. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And do you know what that means? No. It means that she has great teeth. Nice teeth. It's just a scientific way of saying it, right? You never heard that? Beautiful eyes, right? Wow. Nails, right? Healthy They're natural Natural and healthy Nice lips No dirt Nice lips No dirt between the nails

29:50Bobby Lee:And can I say something about the eyes? Not a ton of makeup It looks natural and nice It's natural, yeah Not cake face Alright, let's go I'm submitting my video To share why potentially Richie may be interested in taking me to Weird Al I just pulled up to my waitressing job So I am covering up the restaurant's logo Pause Go ahead, you go We have to guess The waitress? We have to guess the place that she works at she's the waitress yeah yeah i mean parenting hey jimmy yeah this this lady we found her dead bonnie yeah yeah where does she waitress because you know we can't figure that out i don't know i know the color the the maroon of that shirt it's a dead giveaway it seems like a chain it's obby's she's got the meats she's got the meats okay thank you jimmy what is it i wonder where it's either you know my instinct was either because it is maroon it's a high-end it's a it's a hey jimmy stop don't google it yet yeah yeah yeah i will say it can't be high-end high-end restaurants don't make you wear look how nice though that it's not it's not like a they don't make you wear polos a high-end not high-end a chain a high-end chain correct chili yeah that's not chili's it's not chili's their outfit chili's is all black yeah yeah idiot yeah applebee's might Applebee's actually might be.

31:06You know what I'm going to say? Islands.

31:09Bobby Lee:No, Islands is the Hawaiian shirts. Oh, I didn't know. Yeah, Hawaiian shirts. Red Robin is a no because that's the old one. I'm trying to think. Is that even around anymore? Yeah. It could also be at a golf place. Oh, that's right. She could work at the country club. Country club. Yeah, that's also very good. Yeah, yeah. Or timely. Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel. I don't know Cracker Barrel, man. I don't know. They wear the white tee. because the last time they went the white t-shirts with the cracker barrel. Well, they went through a big DEI change apparently, so now everything is different. I refuse to go in the changed version of that.

31:41Bobby Lee:Yeah, we won't go back. If I look and there's that old white cracker man with the barrel, I am out. No, I'm in. That's the old way. Yeah, yeah. If that's on there, I go in. If it's off, I do not go in. We don't go in. I do not go in. You heard it here, cracker barrel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. We took you to cracker barrel for the first time on the road. That was amazing. And remember how much shit you bought from the store, right? I couldn't believe what they had there. Shocking Shocking They had everything Oh you're gonna say this You turned me on To some things there What did I do The fucking licorice Oh yeah Wallabies Yeah Wiley Wallabies I had never heard Of Wallabies That's the fucking place I was I was in it for hours I had a shopping bag Everything That's so cute He bought about 150 bucks worth of Yeah yeah Come on And you go You pointed at Wallabies And you go Man back in my day Or something like that What do you mean I eat them today I had one I had two today when I left the house I bought them at the airport again yeah I get every flavor they're so they're so good green apple the wiley wallaby you know wallabies licorice are you a licorice fan these are so fucking good what's the one below it is that star anise black licorice are you look are you a black licorice guy I don't like black licorice I don't think almost anybody likes black licorice yeah I don't know why they should make them but it's awful you don't like black licorice no definitely not have you had black licorice oh the flavor is weird what does it taste like it tastes like NyQuil it does taste like shitty NyQuil no but I kind of like NyQuil sometimes yeah because you know you're going to get a little buzz have you had the not DayQuil what's the other one the Z-Quil brother I can chug this stuff really dude it's so good Z-Quil is a non-habit forming NyQuil and it's if you're not sick if you just need to pass out bro it's fucking awesome i should not be promoting horny after that i get so horny on nyquil so no z quill i mean any quill yeah any quill any quill i get horny on the quill yeah yeah dude i do get horny on the because my therapist and i have a deal you know like unisom i can't take unisom anymore do you know why you get too horn i get so horny i have to masturbate to porn and then you it's a it's a red flag for me yeah you can't do that if you take three or four like extra ones you get extremely horny but see this says iql has found no ties boredom from being sick the altered mental state for medication the potential orgasm to temporarily relieve pain might play a role in the perception of increased horniness but the dizziness and drowning none of this stuff they say attributes but i think you're right every time i do take drugs like this also in the morning i'm so much more morning hard like morning horny i get horny hard horny hard yeah horny hard yeah and horny hard yeah i've been getting a lot of morning wood lately i just had it today and I can't get it and then you have to pee and it's still up yeah you piss all over the phone so you have to push it down right I hate that you have to do some sort of like arch to it well I lean against the wall I put my hands against the wall and lean down to the toilet I just stick my fucking dick in there like that that's why I want a urinal at the house Eric Andre has a urinal at his house and I was always jealous of that a stand-up urinal yeah he's got a urinal and he's got a toilet in his bathroom he built like a little nook where there used to be a cabinet and he put a urinal there I was like yeah why doesn't that come in a house I don't know I don't understand yeah then you're never going to pee in the toilet where women pee in.

34:57Bobby Lee:Just you're only pooping in there. I wanted a urinal. My wife said no. I was like, why not? Well, you have several bathrooms. You have like six bathrooms in that mansion that you live in. So, I mean, maybe one of the fucking... Wait, we have... Yeah, yeah, yeah. 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. Anyway. And then the maid's quarters is 21. I don't know why we never... I wanted to put one in. Testosterone levels increase during REM sleep. So maybe you're getting such good sleep, your testosterone your t goes up which gives you harder erections this is morning wood yeah oh that's what it is you get morning when still rich dog oh every morning how old are you 24 that'll go away yeah yeah that'll go away it slides no i i i as an older adult i'm getting them more yeah but you don't always get them like him every day but no i do and i'll tell you why you do now no more masturbation wow why because it's unhealthy for me jerk every relationship i've ever had that was the downfall of every relationship you jerking off yeah because i would it gets to a point where it's like you know you get kind of bored you know having sex with them with the same right and so in my and then i preferred doing that over that and it destroyed every and it's it it interferes with intimacy intimacy it can yeah yeah it can and so for me it's like once i weeded all that out it's like natural sex life.

36:18Bobby Lee:Are you having natural good sex? Yeah, natural. Good. El natural. All right, let's get back to this girl. Let's go back. Let's get Richie a date. This poor girl. So, I mean, I like to think, you know, I genuinely vibe to any kind of music. I grew up on 70s classic rock. I love disco. Pause. I do feel bad that all these people are trying to go to the Weird Al concert. It already happened. It already happened. But we can set up another date. Yeah, we can take them somewhere else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. She has a kind of a Toni Colletti vibe, too. I love Toni Colletti. Yeah, she's great. She's gorgeous.

36:49I'm not going to lie. I don't know who Weird Al is. Pause.

36:54Bobby Lee:I like her. I like her, too. It's better. It's better. You can turn her on to something she's never said before. Oh, wait. You can educate her. Educate her, bud. Yeah. Oh, I like this. He's not country. Oh, he's not country. If not, then, yeah. I promise you, I vibe to any other genre of music. You know, if it's a good, beautiful setting, good drinks, great conversation, good vibe, I'm down a vibe to anything, truly. I have been trying to meet new people. It has been a focus point for me this year. So I've been kind of successful. Can you push possible question? I like her. She's nice. There's something that's bothering me.

37:26What is it? Hey, Jimmy, guess what it is.

37:29Bobby Lee:I don't know. Something about that necklace. Zoom in on the necklace. What is that? Is that a... Saturn. Is that a pentagram? What is that? It's close. I think it's a planet. It's close. My guess from far away, it's religious. Her hand has been stuck in that position the whole fucking time. She's covering up for the she don't want to show you what she works. What's wrong with that? Go back to the girl. Let's see. Does she live in L.A.? Let's find out. Yeah. Excusive. I let work and in the way and college and all that, whatever, yada, yada. Also, I really admire Richie's willingness to get down and dirty.

38:02I like a man who can get his hands dirty. Uh oh. Love that he was willing to clean up Bobby's pet shit. I don't like it. I've met your guest before and I think the concert tickets were a great gesture. and if he's just looking for a nice girl, go have a good time, go listen to some good music, get to know each other. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship, something more, maybe nothing. I don't know. Hold on. But if he just wants, you know.

38:27Bobby Lee:They are wearing the same color shirt. That's it. Yeah. And now I tested it. I heard an East Coast twang there, so she is not from here. But I'm from the East Coast. Well, you live here, fuck it. I do, yeah. What does she say at the end? nice night enjoying sorry i have bangs and i don't know how to style them i just got them cut last week anyway jersey hit me up if uh you're interested richie otherwise i long island have a great time at the concert and p.s i don't know if you could tell for my accent i am from new york unfortunately i'm sorry if that ruins things but if you can't find any girlies in la feel free to me otherwise and she lives in she's from long island she's she lives in la no she said if you You can't find anyone in a...

39:10No, yeah, she lives... This detective too far away. You're fired. Too far away, too far away. You're fired. Is that it?

39:15Bobby Lee:There's gotta be one more. There is a few more. Now I understand why you couldn't get out of those escape rooms. He got LA and said, she's from LA. He's on it today. Dude, he's on one today. I like when he gets all two. Let's push pause for that. Who's this? Can we address this? What's up? What the hell? Dude, the fuck. All right, Tex Cobb here. He likes fucking with you. I know. All right. Who's this? Text Cobb? Let's hear it. I could fuck with you too, dude, but I'm not gonna. Go ahead. I have some fucking bullets in my gun. God, he's been away from us for so long. He's so happy to see you. I love him.

39:51Bobby Lee:He's fogging up the shades again. Miss you, dude. Whoa. Whoa. Oh my, this is where I go. Zoom in. This is where I go crazy. Zoom in. I am willing to make Richie's dreams come true to be his date, and I haven't done any charity in a minute, and I like weird looking boys. White boys. This is me. Zoom in. Whoa. Whoa. I'm sold, drop all the others. Wow. Really? Yeah, that checks in. Let me call her. Oh God. I saw it. We found her. Wow. She's so pretty. Oh, we found her. Look at you, look at, hey. Yeah. Do I test a little jealousy out of you? Do I smell a little jealousy? Actually no, and I'll tell you why off screen.

40:30Bobby Lee:Had it already or something? Already tasted it? No. Whoa. All right. I mean, Richie, if I did hook up with a girl, like long ago, would you hook up with her or no? I mean, yeah, but it would be after, then we'd have to talk about it. No, I don't, you don't even need to talk about it. Well, because we're like friends. No, no, no, no, we're not friends. You're my employee. I'm an employee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll never get my number. Yeah, but that's like dating my boss's ex. It doesn't matter. Just go ahead. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to give you a ticket. Sadie, Sadie, Sadie Sopler, Thousand Oaks.

40:59Bobby Lee:She's in Thousand Oaks. She's 5 '10". She's a tall girl. Okay. And this is me. I'm taller.

41:08Bobby Lee:Oh my god. What? Richie. Richie. That's the one. Dude, we got some good submissions. Yeah, Richie. I didn't realize I was on the one. That's the one, Richie. And she also sent a video. Oh, let's see the video. Yeah, yeah. Hi, Richie. My name is Sadie. I live in Thousand Oaks. I am local-ish, OK? And I was going to email Carlos for your number regardless. And then I heard that you need a date to Weird Al. Oh, is that? I know that I know the deep cuts. I have been a Weird Al fan forever. She's the best. Let me think of some. Weasel stomping day, virus alert. I'm talking about deep cuts, not just Amish paradise.

41:51Bobby Lee:My birthday is August 29th, and I want to go to Weird Al with you to celebrate my birthday. Oh, man. I'm sorry we just missed it, but she was the one. I would have called. We should have done this episode the other day. Why didn't we film this two days ago? He's freaking out. Oh my God, I could have gone with her. I'm freaking out. How the fuck is she like you and not me? That guy could have gone with her? I'll take her anywhere. I'll take her to Belize. No, she called for me though. I'll take her to Belize. She was asking for me. Yeah, my bro, every night, every meal. No. You can't provide shit.

42:23I could provide. No, nothing. I could provide. I'm provideable. No, you're not provideable. You got nothing. You got nothing. I have a lot. You smell. I give a... Every time I walk by here, you smell, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I smell pretty good. And your breath smells good. and you'll film over your teeth. That's outrageous. I can't fucking believe it.

42:40Bobby Lee:Dude, I love how jealous this is going to make him. This is awesome. I will not allow you to go on with her. Carlos. It's too bad. She already emailed. Carlos, get her number for Richie for sure. We need to make this happen. She included it in the email. It's outrageous. It's unfathomable to me. Oh, my God. It just got better. Go ahead, Richie. Oh, it just got better. But you will no longer be working here. Do not go out with her Now go ahead Let me see I have a car So I can get to you Oh my god She's the whole package She drives Oh my god Yeah they're allowed to drive now I can't believe this Jesus How is this Oh my god She's so pretty Oh my god Get her out of here You can't bring her around the studio Oh my god Oh get her out of here Oh my god She's so hot That was the grand finale Okay that's the grand finale And that's a good one Well how old is this girl How old is this girl?

43:33Bobby Lee:She didn't say, I don't think. Yeah. But she said she knew deep cuts of Weird Al, so obviously she's not, she's got to be in her 30s, I would imagine, right? Might have a lady. No, no, I say that. No, she's probably 27. She's 24. She's too young. 24 to 26. Yeah. Around that age. Too young, too young. Go ahead, Rich. She's perfect. Yeah. You like her, don't you? Give me the number, yeah. You're excited? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm going to get tickets to another concert now. When's the last time you went out on like a proper date with a girl? A proper proper date? it's been a while what are we talking like a proper proper proper date like how proper richie a fucking date with a girl just a couple months a couple months okay couple months a couple years you know how proper we're talking shopify you know you like to hear that sound we use shopify here we love shop we love it and it's fantastic shopify is the way to make your store whatever you are selling.

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48:00Bobby Lee:Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services for MyPay and ChimeCard provided by Chime's bank partners. Optional products and services may have fees or charges. Stated annual percentage yield and cash back for Chime Prime only. No minimum balance required. Checking account ranking based on a J.D. Power survey published October 20th, 2025. For more information on API rates, MyPay, SpotMe, and Travel Perks, go to chime.com slash disclosures. I do want to play catch up with with Juliana and see what's going on with the Rudy Jules in your world what has been up in your world what's going on with you and your dating life single?

48:30Bobby Lee:zero zero? you're over it now you don't want to go back you're done I'm good but Tito Bobby's been we've been doing movie marathons and he's just been showing me all the classic movies so we went Goodfellas So I'm gonna throw Some movies out Yeah And one through ten You tell me Okay Goodfellas Ten Ten to me Ten Ten What'd you get I'll do eight Okay I respect an eight Okay Taxi driver Nine Nine Yeah I agree You like taxi driver Over Goodfellas I like that It's so dark It is fun Yeah yeah yeah It's rad No country for old men Ten Wow That's my top one That's easy ten Easy ten It's so good Yeah Raising Arizona 10 You like raising Arizona?

49:20I love you It's so nice It's so nice You're so

49:22Bobby Lee:He's a filmer You're hitting home runs right now Right? But here's I know what this answer's gonna be Watch this one What? Fargo Oh dude One One! A one! What in the fuck are you talking about? The guy was just so annoying to me Yeah I couldn't watch it because he was just so stupid Are you talking William H. Macy? Yeah Who's the main guy? He's fucking brilliant William H. Macy He's brilliant yeah I couldn't I couldn't he does such a good job in that movie that's crazy that you didn't like that he is annoying in it though but that's the fucking point of the character yeah the desperation yes he's supposed to be a fucking like a a a ripe loser yeah you like you yeah it's perfect you cannot yeah oh it's so good I I like the one with Brad Pitt that one's better burn after reading oh so good so good burn after reading's good so good Brad Pitt is so funny in that movie yeah dude he's he's he's the best it's good but it's not in that level of fargo i don't think it is no it's not a fargo movie but fargo it's pretty good though yeah but fargo is like a perfect movie yeah it's such a good movie they made it they made it a tv show that's how you know a movie is really a banger when they're like we got to do this again somewhere else yeah because of fargo though um i your reaction to it i didn't do the big lebowski oh it's so good what do you mean you did oh my god yeah it's another coen brother she's gonna hate it That's why if you don't like Fargo, you're not going to like the big Lebowski.

50:47I'll still try it. Yeah, yeah. I watched Ethan's. The dude. Oh, my God.

50:50Bobby Lee:I watched Ethan's movie alone when I was in Chicago. You call him Ethan like you know him. I don't like that. It was Mr. Ethan Cohen's movie. Yeah. I saw Bobby's movie. You mean Goodfellas? No, you're right. Marty? No, Marty. You mean Marty? Cut that part out. No. Yeah. No, that's staying in. That made me look like a fool. That made me look like a fool. No, no, no. Yeah, it's foolish. What do we got here? Oh, is this our boy? This is our Spaniard replacement. He looks too good now. Before he didn't look that good. Give me the phone. You like him, huh? Alright, hey, Bob, there we are. Why does he have a Dragon Ball Z shirt?

51:29Is it because I'm Asian?

51:30Bobby Lee:Why are we muted on our side? You're not. Hey, buddy. Christopher, thank you for having me. Oh, I like the voice. Yeah, good. Yeah, Chris. Yeah. Coffee is not because you're Asian. I like anime. Okay, okay, okay. He likes anime. Okay, good. Where are you from again, Chris? And I like Chinese food, too. Perfect. Chris, where are you from, buddy? I'm in New York right now. Where are you from, kiddo? Oh, I'm from Dominican Republic. I love this guy. Dominican Republic? Dominican Republic. We own that. I know what that is. Yeah, they're one of ours. Yeah. Yeah, they're one of ours. Yeah. you're from America you're from Island America I get it I get it what where he's just like you he's a little I like it he's an asshole where do you live in New York let me guess let me guess hold on can you guess yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna say Queens I'm gonna say Brooklyn close close oh close close to those yes you're not in Queens you're not in Brooklyn no you're not in fucking in Long Island.

52:36No.

52:37Bobby Lee:No, you're not in Harlem. No. You're not in the city. Manhattan. No, he's not in the city. I know. Greenwich Village. What's that? He's not in the village. That's in Manhattan. Oh, okay. You're not in Brooklyn. You're not in Queens. You're not in Harlem. Staten Island. You're not in Staten Island, are you? You're in Jersey. Wow. What is that? Albany. Albany? Albany? That's not fucking New York. God damn it. That's upstate New York. That's upstate. That's like Oneonta. I thought that because it's New York. Wait, I want to be a part of New York. It's in the state of New York. We're talking about the city.

53:16It's like when people go, I live in California. Where? Bakersfield.

53:19Bobby Lee:Right. That's not the... No, that's like saying I live in Los Angeles. Wait, wait, wait. I live in Los... Wait. Yeah, you're right. You're right. There's no logic there. Yeah. Okay, sorry. I got it. You get what I'm saying or no? All right, so listen, Chris, Chris, are you willing to relocate to Los Angeles? Yes. He is. What do you do for a living, Chris? I work in an electronic assembly. Oh, shit, he's got a good job. Do they pay you? No, he's Geek Squad at Best Buy. Huh? I don't think that's that good. You work for Best Buy? Best Buy? Best Buy. Oh, you work for Best Buy? No. Okay. You can't tell us the company name.

54:10Bobby Lee:We won't say it. We'll blank it out. Wait, Chris. I can say it, but if you can bleep it out. Yeah, we'll bleep it out. What is it? We'll bleep it out. I promise. It's like a really low-end company. It's called... Chris, Chris, Chris. I know you have a chair, but you have a little bit of a padding there. What's the padding? Can we see? He's from one of my favorite games.

54:41Bobby Lee:I love this guy. I'm a huge anime fan. And these are all the girls you've jerked off to. Is that your cum rag on your chair? Yeah. Wait a minute, sir. You're a big anime fan. And how old are you? I'm 32. 32 and you're single. You got a wife, family, kids. What do you got? I'm single. Have you ever been in a relationship? No. We gotta get this. This guy's perfect. You're perfect for this show. Well, are you a virgin, Chris? Yeah. Just say it. No. Are you religious? Is it going against your religion? No, I don't believe in any of that. Okay, good. What do you believe in, Chris? What do you believe in?

55:29I believe in the Bad Friends podcast.

55:32Bobby Lee:Damn, dude. This guy's the man. This guy's the guy, dude. This is our guy, dude. Alright, so I want to say this. I love him. If you come out here... Yes. Where do you live right now? We have to find a place for... You might be able to live in the studio because our studio kind of looks like your apartment. Yeah. Where is this apartment? If you give me internet, I'm good to go. We have more than internet. We have Wi-Fi. This is great. This is amazing. I need to watch my anime. Yeah You need to watch his animals? You have animals? Anime Anime If he did have an animal He would have reptiles 100 % Spiders Snake guy Yeah I got something I got something to show Bobby Oh wow I love this guy so much Better than Andreas I mean I'm not even kidding I agree Oh You have a ginger too Yeah What's his name?

56:29He is

56:33I'm blanking out right now. You don't know your cat's name?

56:37Bobby Lee:Leo. Leo? Leo? Is that someone else's cat you just stole? Kind of. It's my sister's. It's your sister's, yeah. I kind of take care of it, so. Do you live at your sister's house? No, I live at my mom's house. Okay, your mom's house. Okay, you're in the basement. Yes. This is our guy, then. I'm underground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're underground. That is a cool way to say I live in a basement at my mom's. We got to get a private detective to do some research and stuff like that, I think, first. Yeah, yeah. Before we fly you out here, we do need to do a background check. Background check, yeah, yeah, yeah.

57:13Bobby Lee:To make sure that... Have you ever committed any crimes of any kind? No, not yet. No, don't say yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were to commit a crime, what would it be? Larson. I have no idea. Okay. Petty theft. I will let you know when I do it. Okay. It'll be us. Yeah. The whole world will know. Yeah. Bad friends murdered by Dominican immigrant. Chris. Hey, I'm here legal, so. Yeah. Okay, good. That's good. We don't care. Have you seen this show? We don't care. Yeah. Half of this crew is illegal. Well, Chris, we might have to make it a way for you to get out here. Would it be hard to get you off of work to come out here?

57:51No, not at all.

57:53Bobby Lee:Okay. I got money. I barely can take days off, so my vacation time is start. You got a lot. Yeah. He saves his holiday fucking... Have you ever taken a vacation, Chris? Yes. Okay, where did you go? Where did you vacation to? I went to Canada for a camping. Where in Canada? Camping's good. I have that. I don't know. I don't know. I went to Edmonton, saw the oil fields. He was 10 years ago, so I don't remember the place. He was kidnapped. Yeah, yeah. Have you ever been anywhere tropical? Tropical? Yeah. He's from the Dominican Republic. Oh, yeah, that's right. I've been here in the U.S. I'm a good detective.

58:43Bobby Lee:For like 16 years, so... The guy's from a fucking island. The guy's from a fucking island. I'm not good, I'm not good. Have you ever been anywhere from? It's from a fucking island. Oh my God, I'm so down. Have you ever been to the beach?

59:02Bobby Lee:It's like the Camino Cerrado thing. Oh, dude. He's fancy. And the Michael Jeep Jordan. Michael Jeep Jordan. Yeah, yeah. Chris, Chris, can you tell us a joke? Just tell us a quick joke before we let you go. Give us a joke. One joke. What do you call a nation with one leg? A nation with one leg? What? Tie one shoe. That's so good. It's clean, too. Tie one shoe. I got another one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's got some. Is it a nation joke? Because that'd be so funny to only have nation jokes. Wait, wait. Let me think. Let me think. What do you call a fat psychic? A fat psychic. A four-chin teller. I don't even get it.

59:57Bobby Lee:A four-chin teller. Oh, a four-chin teller. We need more. Give me another one. More? Wait a minute. Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? Why? So many reasons.

1:00:15Bobby Lee:Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? What do you think you've ever said? Why did the Mexicans... Because he wanted tequila. Tequila. Tequila. I see. You bring that kind of energy to the West Coast, Chris. Yeah. This might just work out. I think we might have to have him as an interim replacement host. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. In the booth. So you're willing... It depends what I can do. I don't know if I can do too much. No, no, no. We won't have you do almost anything. You don't have to do anything. I'm not an expert. We just need you to be there. We just want you to be there. Yeah. That's incredible.

1:00:48Bobby Lee:Well, let's take a vote. Let's take a vote here. Let me know. Who thinks Chris is suited for the show? Right here, dude. Unanimous. Wow, Chris, that's everybody. I don't know why you're raising your hand, Richie. He's replacing you. Yeah, replacing you. Yeah. All right, Chris. Well, we appreciate you, man. Hopefully, we'll see you soon out here. Okay, buddy? Thank you guys for having me. Thanks for being a bad friend. We love you. You're a man. We love you, buddy. We love you, Chris. Last week. Yeah. Don't go yet. Okay. Let me. Let me. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. No, no, no. I didn't know. Yeah. Last week was my 32 years old birthday.

1:01:26Yeah. We should call it a birthday. Yeah. Yes. And that was the same day that I saw the episode where you guys saw my submission.

1:01:35Bobby Lee:Oh, wow. And when I heard that, I was like, wait, are they listening to my video submission? I was laughing and it just made my whole day. We love you. Actually, it made my whole week. And I was to give, to respond to the email sooner. Because I was waiting the whole week for an email response. We love you. Oh. Chris, you're comfortable. We got to get this guy to LA. All right, Chris, we love you, buddy. We got to go. We got to go, bud. We'll talk to you soon. Thank you. Okay, bye, buddy. Yeah. Bye, dude. Yeah. Love him. I love that fucking guy. Love him. I love that guy. Yeah, yeah. We gotta get that guy to LA.

1:02:17Bobby Lee:He's so funny. Cute. I'm not kidding. Very cute. We gotta get that guy to LA. We gotta get him here. We gotta, you boys. I'm not kidding. We gotta. You know what? It's okay to live at your mom's house at 32. I didn't say anything negative. I just said it kind of - Your energy was a little judgy. No, no, no. I thought it was true because it looked like a basement. It looked like a basement. I knew it was a basement. It was subterranean. There were no windows. He's so cute. And also - Put him up in a hotel and we'll fly him out. We're gonna get him some confidence. you know what I mean? Because I just, he's a handsome guy.

1:02:47Well,

1:02:47Bobby Lee:put him on the show. He'll get pussy from the show. I'm sure. Look at all these fucking losers get pussy from the show. It's unbelievable. yeah. Okay. Plus, it's the only show who gets up for having 20 producers that do nothing. Dude, the resentment out of this kid. The resentment is bananas. He hates everybody. Yeah. Do you even want to keep doing the show? Yeah. No, he hates it. God, dude, you're out of pocket. He's out of pocket, dude. What's going on with you, man? What is this? Richie at our first episode in the studio. How long ago was that? That's 22. Two, 20. January 22. Three, four years ago.

1:03:24Wait, no, three years ago. Wow. Wow. So you were in his school in Albuquerque? Or not Albuquerque? Kuniapik. Kuniapik.

1:03:32Bobby Lee:Yeah, I was an Andres student, and then it came here. The first time I was, like, touring, and then got the job. You look less annoying in this photo. I look less? Yeah, you look cute there. You kind of look like Andres. I look cuter now. Yeah. You do look like Andres. So how did he hit you up? He hit you up, Andreas, for the intern job? No, when we were meeting more people, I knew him and another girl, Emma, who's also in this picture. We remember Emma. Emma, yeah. She was on the show. She sat on camera, right? Yeah. They both were coming to LA at the same time, so we interviewed them. Wonderful.

1:04:06Bobby Lee:Yeah. How do you like LA, Richie, generally? Oh, I love it. I don't give a fuck. I'll go, okay. No, where do you live? Echo Park? No, I'm in Burbank. I'm very close by doesn't have a car. Yeah, you walk here rich you walk here Pick him up. That's very nice. That's very nice. What are your cross streets? We're gonna cut it out What am I what what are your cross streets

1:04:36Bobby Lee:Downtown Burbank by AMC you don't know the address Andrea Jens here Dude, honestly, you didn't know what a cross street is? Your major intersection? I don't have a car. When did you get here? What? Go off. What's up? Sit down. Come sit down, you fucking idiot. Come sit down. Have her stay there. Jensers, what are you doing with your fucking shades on? It's a sunny out. Yeah. She's just cool. She is a Chinese assassin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're inside. There's no sun here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take the glasses off. Do you want me to take it off? No, no, no, no, no, no. I like that they're on, yeah. Yeah, okay.

1:05:24Tim Rear Run. Tim Rear Run.

1:05:27Bobby Lee:Tim Rear Run. Yeah. So you have workout gear. Yeah, we're going for a walk. You? Yeah, me! You never go on a walk. I've been on a walk before. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I go hiking all the time by myself. No, you don't. Yes, I do. You just go to the entrance and then you go back home. No, I don't. The last time I did it, I went all the way around. Oh, my God. No. Are you guys going for a hike? Yeah, we're going for a hike. Around the reservoir. I don't know what it is. Are you really? Yeah. That's why I'm wearing these. Oh, your workout shoes? Yeah, this is my workout shoes.

1:06:01Bobby Lee:Those are the shoes you wear every day. I know, but the pants. Oh, okay. That's why I'm doing this. Wait, you're going to go around Silver Lake? No, the Hollywood Reservoir. Yeah. Right on. He said, pick me up. Is it uphill? No, it's all. No, it's all flat. It's all flat. I can do it. I can do it. Yeah, he can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of all renters. Any incline? No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no incline. There's no incline. But can I just say this? I woke up. I went straight here. I haven't had anything in my body. No, no. I've never heard this before. I need food. Bobby's mad today. Why? Because there's a guy on the show, Richie.

1:06:34Bobby Lee:You know Richie? Richie, pop your little stupid head in. Hey, what's happening? Oh, God. So we did submissions for girls to take him out on a day, or him to take them out on a date. And he got some babes on there and Bobby's a little jealous. I wasn't jealous. A little. What? They're really hot. Yeah. Well, this girl was very attractive and she loves him and Bobby was a little upset about it. I wasn't a man. He was upset. Oh, God. He was a little upset. Yeah, anyway. Do you want her? Yeah. No, I was just like, I couldn't believe it. That's all. It was just the absurdity of it. He was mad. Yeah.

1:07:06Richie has no car. But do you find... Okay.

1:07:09Bobby Lee:He has no money. Do you find Richie attractive? Is he attractive? There's like a cuteness. Yeah. Like a boyish thing. Yeah. Not like a man though. But you would never. I would like. No, you wouldn't. You know what you're lying? You date Hollywood directors. No. Oh, no. Because I'm tired of a Chinese attitude. But I will say. I would. Yeah, yeah. You wouldn't with Richie. There's no way. I would. Richie, do not believe this communist liar. Yeah, she's a liar. She means none of this. There's a cuteness. This is how they get you. Yeah, that's how they get you. You'll be working in a factory in a year.

1:07:42Your bank account is gone. It's gone. That's a cuteness, right? Two days later, I have nothing in... Yeah, she did it. Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye. You disappeared. And you get no action from it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't fucking... I mean, don't you think so? I like his legs. But you would never go out with them. No. Yeah, yeah. What? Filipinos are fucking honest. Yeah, they are. That's what I love about Filipinos. We do like Filipinos. No, not at all.

1:08:05Bobby Lee:Disgusting. Come over here and show your legs. She likes his legs. His legs are thick. See, I don't understand this. What is that? Oh. Yeah. Oh. You get the fuck out of here. Look at his upper body. Look at his upper body. It's a creep show. The walking creep show. He's cute. Andrea, don't lie. Yeah, why are you doing that? I'm not lying. Stop it. And then the last, can I just say this? That's pissing me off. Her last boyfriend? K-pop star. No. He was not a star. No, he was like a rapper. A whatever. Indonesian rapper. Yeah, but he 30. Indonesian. He wrapped 30 ,000 people at his show Do you know Rich Brian?

1:08:42No Yeah, nobody knows I don't know who the fuck that is Yeah, look up Rich Brian right now Are they cute? Yeah Oh, I know this guy Yeah I do know this guy Yeah, so, you know He looks cool You're gonna go from that to Richie You're not going from that to Richie I think Richie Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at him Richie will never be on a red carpet That's a good one Let's just like love on the spectrum

1:09:07Bobby Lee:yeah yeah rich rich though i want to see you take that girl out on a date and enjoy it bad friends will take yeah bad friends will give you we'll give you a budget we'll give him a budget but here's the deal yeah carlos car no not carlos mccone has to be your chauffeur for the night he's your uber driver so he can and mccone set up a gopro in the car so we can capture the interaction. I'm driving. No, dude. Yeah, I'm driving. No, you'll sabotage. I'm not going to sabotage. They want them to be safe. You're going to steal that. No, I'm not going to. What? You're going to steal that. That's crazy.

1:09:43She gets out of the car. I got to be the driver.

1:09:45Bobby Lee:She's like, what's up with that Chinese guy driving us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want her. Yeah. What? But you want her. I don't want nobody, dude. First of all, you act as if that's owning human beings. I don't want anyone. Oh, I get it. I don't want to say anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're free people. Oh, I get how you are. They're free people, dude. You think you own women? Yeah, yeah. You're a pig, dude. You're a pig, dude. You're a pig person. No, no, no. It's a mutual. So women are below you. Is that what you're saying? No, no. Interesting. That's what Carlos heard. Yeah. Let me say this.

1:10:07Bobby Lee:Richie, go get me another Red Bull. Richie, go get me another Red Bull, dude. I have an idea while he gets that. Yeah. I drive. I rent a Suburban, okay? And it's you and him and her together. It's a tri-date. And I'm the chauffeur for the night. That's fun. I take you guys out. see which one of you it's not for me babe it's for your enemy i see we it's a it's a three-way and i'm like the moderator and we see which of you guys lands the girl at the end of the night that to me is more fun it just depends on how old she is because she's not over 30 i can't do it all right so look maybe we'll set up a three-way date she might be down ask her if she's interested in that carlos and it'll be like a it'll be a dating show that will be love on the spectrum we'll see you guys or it could be you know here's what it could be okay it's me teaching richie coaching like a coach yeah i'd be like a love coach yeah i love that'd be good you know i mean i'm gonna wear some threads i know how you're gonna dress i'm gonna suit it up i think are you gonna dress nice richard oh yeah what's nice what's nice for you like do you got what do you do you do the collared shirt yeah i do your collared shirt little button down a little nice pants slacks are we going jeans i'm gonna get a new suit he's gonna get he's gonna go get an italian handmade yeah yeah i'm gonna get a new suit you know he's gonna fuck you over he's gonna outshine you the whole day bobby's wearing and then just one up you're gonna you're gonna one up bobby i'm gonna try this oh this is gonna be fun you got a lot of nerve bud yeah i'm excited for this date train me we could be like anakin and obi-wan but not with the fighting at the end no no the fighting at the end oh that's a perfect thing let's get you a prada suit Mr.

1:11:46Bobby Lee:Miyagi yes the karate kid let's get you a Prada suit Bobby a$4 ,000 Prada suit yes let's get him a suit let's get him a real nice suit yes and then Richie will go take you to men's warehouse you pick out anything you want so Andrea go back to her yeah she's moving up in the world she's now she opened for Bill Burr I know right Ronnie Chang I know right Whitney Cummings now okay and John Mulaney yes yeah so you're on the rise and she flaked on a gig with me. So am I a tier below them? No. No, be honest. You haven't been on Bad Friars. This podcast is all about honesty and being real and authentic.

1:12:27That was a mistake and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have flaked on that.

1:12:30Bobby Lee:She tried to give me shit. She was like, who are you taking on those new dates? And I said, Devontre Coleman. She goes, oh, I guess anti-woman. That's what she said. Yeah, that's how you get your gigs. No, I said anti-Chinese. I did say anti-Chinese. It's nothing to do with female. Let me ask you something. If Devontre... Yeah. Right? Two days before a gig says, I can't go. Oh my God. What would you do? I got to get another black guy. Yeah. I got to get another black guy. My show is for young black men. Yeah, I know it is. Mine too. That's what I put out there. There's no black people in the audience.

1:13:00Also, when she - No, I get two or three.

1:13:01Bobby Lee:She was like, how come you wouldn't take me on any of those dates? You get so much work. Oh, so you ask. She did. Well - That's sneaky Chinese shit. She did. I hope it for me and then you ask my partner? She did. Yeah, I want to open for everyone. She wants to open for every single headliner. And I was like, no, you already get so much work. You open for Burr and then Mulaney. No, no. We have to spread it around. I'm greedy Chinese. She's greedy Chinese. Oh, she's the greedy kind. Which is what I respect, though. But you know what she's not? At least they know they're greedy. She's not the cut in the line kind.

1:13:35Bobby Lee:Now she'll wait. I've waited lines with you. She'll wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why we love you. You're going to wait. But I will say, man, the Chinese are good. They're so sneaky. They're so good at what they do. God. No, but you're getting so much work. You don't need it. You're cruising. Bobby, I'm sorry. I was a mistake. Let me say something, okay? But can I say something? I think you're one of the fastest, funniest rising comics. She's doing great. Yeah, I think you're so funny and original and all that stuff, right? Thank you. I just don't let your sneaky chopstick moves. I'm not doing that.

1:14:04Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's so sneaky and chopsticky. What am I doing that sneaky chopstick? Yeah, you just do. What? Yeah. Coming to the stage. Yeah, yeah. Wait, that was a miscommunication with the date. I know what it was.

1:14:19Bobby Lee:So you bailed on a date. And I thought it was one day only. No, that's insane. Okay, so all right. You want to get back into it? Let's do it. Okay. All right? Okay. The year before, right? If I'm doing stand-up live. Yeah. In Phoenix. Yeah. One of the best rooms in America. Sure. Right? She did it a year before. It was four shows. Yeah. I asked her to do it again. No, but you - Stop. Okay. Stop Okay Okay A Korean's talking Okay but can I say something Oh dude Wow you're about to start another war A Korean's talking I mean I respect you Because of your age Not because of Korea Oh This is racist shit That's racist shit I love it dude Our movies are elite Our K-pop is Unfathomable Unfathomable Okay Okay I just want to say that We have stuff Samsung Bring up the terrace.

1:15:14Bobby Lee:Bring up the terrace. Terrace. Terrace. And also Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. I'll give you that. Okay. All right. Well, Ginzers, I'm happy that you're here. You guys go take the boy on a walk. All right. Anyway, thank you for being a bad friend in there, both of you. Thank you for being a bad friend.

1:15:42Yeah. Woo-hoo. Yeah. Woo-hoo. Yeah.

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