Bobby Is Distressed

11:54Bobby Lee:Starring - The Bear Guy. Jeremy Allen White. I don't know the names. I'm very good. Mikey Madison. Yep. And - Strong. Yeah, Jeremy Strong. And I do not know the gentleman on the left side. Jeremy Strong. That's Aaron Sorkin. That's Sorkin? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks - He looks good.

12:13Khalyla Kuhn:He looks good. Yeah, he looks good. He looks Nolan good.

12:16Bobby Lee:Okay, I was gonna say he looks different than what I remember.

12:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

12:19Bobby Lee:He just looks more mature.

12:21Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but he still looks good for his age.

12:23Bobby Lee:I know, I was just gonna say - Look at that. It didn't look like him at first. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it's interesting. It's like you drive down the street and you see four billboards with the same actors on it. Yeah. And then you hear guys like my old friend, Matt Jones. You know Matt. Matt Jones. Yeah, yeah. He was in Breaking Bad. He played Badger. Yeah. And he's a great guy. He's going viral right now. He's going viral right now. He's going viral because he's talking about actors not being compensated

12:49Bobby Lee:fairly.

12:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I mean, I've been out of that game for a long time. Acting? No, in terms of like network. You know what I mean? Series regular. Pilot season. Pilot season that game. I think the last pilot I did was splitting up together.

13:06Bobby Lee:Well, you're an offer only guy. i mean it literally says on your page on your agent's website says offer only bobby lee yeah it seems like it's your pronouns offer only bobby lee okay but my point is is that those days

13:21Khalyla Kuhn:are over for me but um and that's not it's not like i want it no well no i don't want it no yeah i'll bring it up i'll bring it up because i feel bad for my friends you know guys like matt when i

13:33Bobby Lee:see you know because the promise of the fucking strikes where that work was going to stay in los angeles and blossom and bloom and actors were going to get more work and crew was going to get more work and that was a lie and it didn't turn out to be true and people are working less than ever and they're getting paid less than ever so it was all bullshit and that's what you get when

13:52Khalyla Kuhn:you use a hobbit as sag president right you don't use people from middle earth right in and bring them to Hollywood, right? To run stuff.

14:03Bobby Lee:That's so funny. Right?

14:04Khalyla Kuhn:Farm! Have babies! Dance on tables! That's right. With jugs of beer. That's what you're... Hotty, hotty, everyone! Hotty, hotty! Whatever you do, you know? Aragorn, I don't want him a union president. I don't! Boromir!

14:21Bobby Lee:Who should be the union president? What? Who should be the SAG union president for actors? It could be a variety of people. It was Fran Drescher for a long time.

14:29Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, I like her. Her what? Do her voice.

14:31Bobby Lee:She would leave voicemails on your, she would call after his phones. Yeah. Hi, it's Fran Drescher. Yeah, yeah. Remember to vote. Yeah, that I like. The current one is Sean Astin, as Bobby was saying, right? The Hobbit. He's the president. Samwise Gamgee.

14:44Khalyla Kuhn:Samwise Gamgee is the president of SAG. That's great. Yeah, I don't like it. I love it. Yeah, it's - It's fucking Rudy. Yeah, it's Rudy. Yeah, I don't want Rudy. He lost. He played one game. Did he not lose? He played one game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hated that movie growing up. Did you like that movie growing up? It's like, what a loser.

15:05Bobby Lee:God, I know. Just the obvious difference of you and I is I loved that fucking movie.

15:12Khalyla Kuhn:That's the difference, yeah. I loved that movie. Why did you love it? Well, it's sports. So I like sports. I love the movie Hoosiers. Is that a movie?

15:20Bobby Lee:Is that a movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, it is.

15:22Khalyla Kuhn:That was a really good movie. Such a phenomenal movie. That was a phenomenal movie. What was the movie about? It was about the Indiana basketball team. And what? what's that coach king not um bobby knight is it bobby knight no oh but wasn't bobby not the

15:37Bobby Lee:indian indiana this movie was not about him it predates him it predates him i don't remember

15:42Khalyla Kuhn:but i remember watching it's like when you watch that baseball movie with robert bradford i don't know what it's called but i remember it was natural the natural yeah that was a great movie about what it was about baseball okay and who was the lead guy in hoosiers what's his name

15:54Bobby Lee:i don't remember the one of the most famous actors of all time i haven't seen who i don't

15:58Khalyla Kuhn:what you're doing right now. I'm just telling you that I've seen sporting event movies. But you don't like them because you don't remember them. So they obviously didn't have an impact on you whatsoever. What I'm saying is that I can't tell you who... I've never seen Ben and Blake Beckham. Really?

16:11Bobby Lee:Yeah. Such a good movie. Is it really? The best... You want to know what the best soccer movie is? Yeah. Ladybugs. Oh, yes. Ladybugs is one of the funniest soccer movies of all time. That's a ladybug.

16:21Khalyla Kuhn:No.

16:22Bobby Lee:Okay. Rodney Dangerfield and Ladybugs. All right. It's absolutely hilarious. Okay. Could you make this today? No. Okay. Do you know what the theme of this is? It's, let me guess, based on the photo.

16:32Khalyla Kuhn:Just look at that photo. Tell me what you think it is. It's about a grandfather who has a granddaughter, right? And he's like, hey, you know what I mean? No one's coaching your team, right? We're going to win the championship, hey.

16:48Bobby Lee:You nailed it so far. Have I really? No. All right.

17:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that movie. Yeah, yeah. He's probably not running like that.

17:04Bobby Lee:He does, no, well, he doesn't. He's not, first of all. In my memory. Okay, ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, this is gonna be funny real fast. This is gonna make you laugh. Okay, go ahead.

17:18Bobby Lee:This is just, the coincidence is crazy. What song have I been humming a lot in the shower? A lot, I've been humming it a lot lately. a theme to something.

17:29Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, the Rudy theme?

17:32Bobby Lee:All right. I'll talk to you later. Okay. Bye, bye. Bye. Okay, so... I've literally been humming it for some reason. This is so coincidentally weird. Lately in the shower. And she's like, shut up. Stop it. Yeah. All day in the shower. I love that movie.

17:51Khalyla Kuhn:You know what I hum? Dun-da-dun-dun! Dun-da-dun!

17:58Bobby Lee:that's what i oh i know what that is what a league of their own no very good baseball movie

18:03Khalyla Kuhn:yeah you know what that is right yes dude okay john favreau a favreau beginning the favreau beginning so let me tell you what ruby is about i i've seen it one time okay it's a kid who's

18:14Bobby Lee:smaller it's you by the way okay it's a success story from a tiny man who just is that vince

18:20Khalyla Kuhn:So Vince is in it. We met Favreau. That's how he then met. That's how Favreau, John, and who else met? The guy, A Christmas Story. What's his name? Peter Billingsley. Because I know all three of them. Because I did a charade night. What do you call it? A charade night? This is a Michael Bay night? No, no, no. It's not a Michael Bay. It's where, like, you know what I mean? Where you have to act things out. Charades. Yeah. So I did a charade night. For some reason. I don't know why I was there. At whose house? Vince's house. Okay. It was me, Vince. It was Jon Favreau. It was Peter Billingsley. No, that's not.

18:58Khalyla Kuhn:This is in the late 90s. That's the most Hollywood shit of all time. They weren't even. They had just done swingers. Huge. Okay. Huge. They exploded. Yeah, yeah. I now realize that's how they met. Yeah. All right. That's how they met instead of Rudy. On Rudy. So now do you like Rudy? No, I don't. Okay. And I'll tell you why. Let me just explain to you. Get it off. Cultural phenomenon. All right. I can just get it off. I got it. I got it. That was our generation's obsession. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to tell you what it's about. It's a guy who's small, right? He can't make it into the football team because he's too small.

19:30Khalyla Kuhn:Can't make it to the big show. The big show, right? I can't. That's fucking rude. No, I'm saying it's a hero story. I made it to the big show. Because why? Because of you? Because we let you in the game. Okay. All right. But I've done more than one game. You did? Yeah. So I'm not Rudy. You're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did one game.

19:49Bobby Lee:He played in a game. In the last three minutes of the game? Maybe less. All right. Maybe it was one play.

19:56Khalyla Kuhn:Right. Two plays, two plays. And then he gets a touchdown? No. He doesn't even get a touchdown. He doesn't get a touchdown? He gets a sack. Plays on defense. Oh, he plays on defense? So he gets a sack? Defense. And the whole plays cheers? Yeah. Carlos? It's very hokey. Like, yeah. No. The payoff isn't there. For him. And you're living through him in that moment. He's supposed to inspire you.

20:18Bobby Lee:It's an inspirational film about a guy who wasn't supposed to make it there and got there anyway. That's you. Do you think someone thought the little Asian guy from Poway, the drug addict musician from Poway, the hip cool guy, the little hip weirdo Korean whose dad owns a fashion gal store in Poway was going to become a mega superstar comedy guy? Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby.

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25:18Khalyla Kuhn:I've done more than sacking. I have done way more than sacking I've gotten touchdowns I've been the star of the team maybe not captain but I'm definitely on the team it's just a story of a hero I think the payoff is not big enough for me I don't even know the song I'm basing the song based on what you just say let me just try to do it

25:52Khalyla Kuhn:is that what am I close yeah you're close yeah it's very I've never heard of that song before

25:56Bobby Lee:it's good enough yeah yeah well give me one theme song from a movie that sticks in your brain

26:04Bobby Lee:um okay but give me not that's so obvious give me one that everybody knows that yeah give me one that only you love that you remember okay this is gonna be hard to do yeah let me hear

26:21Khalyla Kuhn:American Psycho.

26:40What is that?

26:42Khalyla Kuhn:Can you guys guess? at the beginning i thought it was very good no no but then star trek hereditary oh wow very good not one of us got it no but that's if you if you're a fan of hereditary you know that that's what happens and that movie movie seen that movie a thousand times when peter walks up those stairs which is you know and he gets transformed into king payment right that's the song it's very like hornsy right and then all of a sudden it becomes very dystopian and dark and then these horns that kick in

27:20Khalyla Kuhn:it's so fucking horrifying you're han zimmer yeah dude i am you are yeah the tone was so you asked me now i i want aside from rudy you fucking bastard right and you can't be hacky you can't do et you can't do superman right give me something that like is as that specific like that as specific as that? Yeah, it's gotta be as specific as that, fuckface.

27:53Bobby Lee:I know what it is. What? Ghostbusters.

27:58Khalyla Kuhn:Oh yeah, baby. That's not specific. That's hacky. That's specific. That's hacky. It's not hacky. What you gonna call? It's a ghostbuster.

28:12Khalyla Kuhn:Who's gonna call? It's a ghostbuster. That's hacky. Give me something specific. The Asian ghostbusters are so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:20Bobby Lee:Who's gonna call?

28:21Khalyla Kuhn:It's a ghostbuster. All right, now give me something specific.

28:26Bobby Lee:Okay, a specific movie. A theme song from a very specific movie. Yeah. I've sung you the ones that I love.

28:33Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So you put me in a corner, right? I dug my way out.

28:37Bobby Lee:How did I put you in a corner? I just set you up. I go, give me a thing. Yeah, and I did, I went Star Wars and it was too hacky. Star Wars and hacky, it's just, that was easy. Iconic. It's iconic. Iconic. Top of the line. Oh, oh, oh, I got one. All right. I got one, hold on. All this sound in my head and now I'm trying to hear the theme. I'm trying to do it, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, I have to hear it.

29:01Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, I'm gonna ask the kid, I know you know this. What's this, it's a TV show. Where everybody knows your name. Cheers. yeah but you didn't say it Carlos oh I thought you were asking him no I said the group it's a competition okay how about this one

29:23Bobby Lee:what is it Sanford's Seinfeld I love when the guy who did the Seinfeld soundtrack that's a bass it's like

29:32Khalyla Kuhn:yeah you're right

29:32Bobby Lee:did you ever see that guy composing because every theme was different Yeah. Do you know this? He wrote it and every theme he would do based on the episode. Do you not know this? It's pretty impressive. There's a video about it. That's the video, I think. This video is incredible.

29:47Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

29:47Bobby Lee:He talks about how he changes it depending on the joke structure that Jerry does in the intro. Stop it. It's amazingly interesting. And from a guy who's a music guy, you'd think you'd appreciate the idea that he created it based on that.

30:01Khalyla Kuhn:Here's some stuff that I want to talk about now. A video. American Experience, The Forgotten Plague. It's about tuberculosis. I watch every American experience by PBS, by the way. Good. Yeah, yeah. I love watching these random facts. Yeah, someone has to keep that channel alive.

30:22Khalyla Kuhn:and I donate to PBS, by the way. How much? It's just like 80 bucks a year. That's not a lot. $80 a year? Yeah, but that's a lot. No. That's not a lot? Need more. Okay. Maybe the next year I redonate, I'll do 250, 300. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

30:40Bobby Lee:If you want to keep PBS alive.

30:42Khalyla Kuhn:I'm not the only one keeping PBS alive.

30:45Bobby Lee:You need to, but you - Yeah, yeah.

30:46Khalyla Kuhn:There's all, you should be, everyone should be surborning public broadcasting.

30:49Bobby Lee:12, the average individual, donation including PBS NPR is roughly$12.50 a month, an average of $140 to$150 a year. You're less than the average donation from people who don't have good jobs and they still give. They usually require a minimum of$5 per month or$60 a year to unlock demanding streaming features. So you did it so you could stream PBS Passport. Yes, that PBS Passport. We know why you did it. So he could stream PBS Passport.

31:15Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I want to watch the shows, dude. You know what I mean? But I watch all the shows, you know? Shame. It is shame on me, dude. And if you're PBS, I apologize. And I will donate more money. I won't. I know you won't, but because they have interesting things in there. Some of it, for sure. Some of it, yeah. There's some interesting things that I'm a big, you know, Ken Burns fan. The man. I love history and I love watching historical. And I didn't know anything about tuberculosis, to be honest with you.

31:44Bobby Lee:You learn all of it now.

31:45Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, they had these tuberculosis asylums here in LA, which was at first for the rich. Like, come over, the sunshine will, you know, get you healthy, right? So it was for the rich. They had these, you know, beautiful asylums with courtyards. People would be playing cricket and stuff. But then all of a sudden, the poor came. And then LA was like, hey! Especially black people and brown people. They're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Right? And it was like, why? What's up?

32:11Bobby Lee:Different kind of TB. It's what kind? Yeah, BPTB.

32:26Khalyla Kuhn:BPTB. BD. BPTB. I thought BD. Black people with a vertical. I thought you said big dick. TB. Oh, BDTB. Yeah, BDTB. Yeah, that's what they had. That looks nice. No, those were the poorer ones. The ones that - That looks nice, face in the window. I understand that, yeah. Yeah, but it was a brutal disease. It killed one out of seven Americans. It did. What? It's funny you know that stat. I know. I just, I have. He just watched it. I'm a weird guy.

32:53Bobby Lee:No, he just consumed this.

32:55Khalyla Kuhn:I'm a weird guy and I consume weird things. He will forget this in a year. No, I will always remember one out of seven. Never forget. Okay. And in fact, note this down. A year from now when we're on this podcast, ask me that stat and I'll know it.

33:09Bobby Lee:Well, one out of seven is pretty easy. Give me another stat.

33:11Khalyla Kuhn:Why are you always downgrading me, dude?

33:12Bobby Lee:I'm upgrading no no

33:13Khalyla Kuhn:I did hereditary right which was a pretty good

33:18Bobby Lee:it wasn't a competition I just asked you hey you need you put me in a corner I had to find my way out there was no painting war

33:23Khalyla Kuhn:rewind it it's a war yeah it's another thing I understand that but we're done with that oh we are yeah we're not doing it today we did it for that one day that's for the whole year no we didn't we never made that contract Lacone needs a college fund okay I owe you 55 bucks from the last episodes and that's it old soul anyway yeah Yeah, what? You're at 60 right now. I'm at$60? Yeah.

33:45Bobby Lee:Whatever. 65. What shirt is that? Is that a Rams shirt?

33:48Khalyla Kuhn:No, it's a Cotton Citizen shirt.

33:51Bobby Lee:But it says LA what?

33:52Khalyla Kuhn:It just says Los Angeles Cotton Citizen. It's like a brand in WeHo. Oh. That's a good shirt. But you know, a McCone shirt, you want me to do it or no? No. Oh, wow. What? You want to distress it?

34:07Bobby Lee:Yeah. Let me see, stand up. It's a good shirt.

34:10Khalyla Kuhn:I know. I don't want you to throw rocks on it and put it in your pool or whatever. You don't want it in the coffee pool? No, but thank you.

34:17Bobby Lee:You don't want a Distressed by Bobby?

34:20Khalyla Kuhn:No, I don't.

34:20Bobby Lee:You know what? When we open up a Distressed by Bobby on Melrose, you can't come to the opening. It's okay. No, no, it's not okay. It's not okay.

34:29Khalyla Kuhn:Some people like new shit. Who are you talking to? When I see somebody with a brand new rock tee, it offends me to the core. This is a brand new rock tee.

34:46Khalyla Kuhn:I know, I know.

34:47Bobby Lee:And what did I say earlier?

34:49Khalyla Kuhn:In the other room. Oh, you love it. You were like, I love it. I love your whole look. My pants.

34:55Bobby Lee:You like my slacks, yeah.

34:56Khalyla Kuhn:No, I like the light brown with the slacks and the shoes. But in my mind, I'm like, I wish that shirt was more distressed. No, I like the shirt. Yeah, it offends me.

35:05Bobby Lee:You don't even know anything about this shirt, about who makes it. That's what you don't know. You're Mr. Like, make it look old. This is cool because it's not old. Because some people can't get it. That's why it's nice. Because it's a collaboration. Don't worry about it. Oh, God. You're snooty today, dude.

35:22Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, well, rocks in your pool. And you're high rising. I like it. I like high rising Andrew. Yeah, I like it. Right? But you're offending me right now. It's okay. Yeah, it's not okay. You know what I mean? You hit a nerve. That's a brand new rock shirt. Yeah. But it's distressed. Yeah, it's distressed a little bit. You distress me a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You distress all of us. I do. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. All right. More dollars. Who distresses you most? And let's be honest with you. With all of us, I mean. Yeah. Okay. This is a fun game. Yeah, it's a great game. We play this often.

35:55Khalyla Kuhn:I love it. Yeah, yeah. I love it. Andrew and I, and be honest within your heart, your soul. Please, please, please. And be mindful and just be logical. Please. None of you. No, use your critical thinking. Critical. Use your critical thinking. Critical. Who stresses you out more? Who distresses you out the most? Yeah, distresses you out the most. Let's start with it, Carlos. Oh, between the both of you? That's easy. It's you because we go on tour together and you tell insane stories to millions of people.

36:22Bobby Lee:You knew that was going to backfire. That's insane.

36:24Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, you know, I rock and roll with you. See? Okay.

36:28Bobby Lee:He's your boy. Yeah. You distress him, but he's your boy.

36:31Khalyla Kuhn:I like wartime. War is fun. Next.

36:38Khalyla Kuhn:You're just like harder to read. So sometimes I'm like, is he like upset about something? Or like, where is this energy? When Andrew's upset - He lost his voice because of you. I know. When Andrew's upset, I know, I usually can understand. You sometimes, you're a bit of a wild card, which is what we love about you. But sometimes it just makes it a little more distressed. But it's a part of working with Bobby and I wouldn't trade it for the world. Wow. Wild card. So you. me no that's what he said you oh yeah yeah i'm gonna go the other way bobby yeah nice good do that that's nice but is that the truth yeah i i don't want you to go to the other way just because the flow is you know i mean against me you i never talked to you so the only person who i talked to sandra so yeah okay no stress to be had okay right

37:33Bobby Lee:No stress to be had, dog.

37:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, because I talk to Carlos the most. You know what I mean? And we can't talk about what we talk about, right? But you know what I mean? He knows me inside and out and what I believe in. Yes. Yeah, yeah. And you know, these are things I cannot share out loud. One day I will, you know what I mean? But so I think that's why we have a connection. But also you treat me like shit. Yeah, yeah. But that's fine because we've known each other for a long time. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, McCone, I apologize. And I will be more... No, you're... No, no, no, I will be an open book that you can read.

38:10Khalyla Kuhn:Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will be an open book that you can read. I was reaching out to you last night because I was, you know, we had a little quick talk, right? And I'll be an open book from now on, okay? And Andrea's good choice. Anyway, let's move on. Yeah, and you know what? I get it, I get that shirt. it's it's a and i want to know more about it later can i tell you what

38:33Bobby Lee:what are the pauses about pregnant i'm pregnant i'm pregnant pauses oh you can't say that in the mic i know but no no no no no no no you said pauses had pregnant pauses pregnant pause oh people keep sending us this um guy because he looks like on dress what he's the president of serbia alexandar he does he does look on grass yeah under like 15

38:59Khalyla Kuhn:years later and what does he believe in yeah what does he believe in 25 bad stuff alexandar wants

39:04Bobby Lee:to reinstitute slavery in most parts of the world yeah yeah he believes in sweatshops and manual labor for brown people wow the good old times so so he was the prime minister of serbia yeah yeah

39:19Khalyla Kuhn:nice what do you think of this ivanka um jared kushner buying this island i think it's great you do someone's got to buy those islands yeah but do you believe the story that they just yeah i do they dived into the water yeah barefoot yeah i believe it i think it's going to be great swam to some island right walked that was for sale randomly it was randomly for there was no for

39:47Bobby Lee:sale sign on it by the way well they don't put them up anymore yeah they don't on islands not

39:51Khalyla Kuhn:on island oh oh yeah they used to we should incorporate that back i know sale or not sale

39:55Bobby Lee:and look at that what is that that's the new fixer upper 24 million dollar island fixer upper wow that's nothing for an island for the whole island 24 million wow what do they want for epstein's island how much that was for sale no let's not talk about that no but it was for sale

40:08Khalyla Kuhn:for a long time yeah yeah yeah i bought it but anyway um yeah i'm repurposing keep it exactly

40:13Bobby Lee:Exactly how it is. Yeah. Yeah. How much was that? Oh yeah. Just so we know. 60. 60 million. It was really listed for 125. Good deal. Almost half off is good.

40:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. But there's a lot of protests in Algeria right now. Why? Dude, it's because there's ecosystems there and animals.

40:34Bobby Lee:If you're putting it up for sale, it's for sale.

40:37Khalyla Kuhn:Don't put it up for sale. It wasn't for sale. They went to the government and went, can we buy this?

40:41Bobby Lee:Yeah. It was a dead island. everybody wants money the government is at fault they if government's willing you to sell willing to sell anything hawaii is a state in the united states i understand that one of the islands is owned by privately i know well that doesn't okay so what do you who the government there's

40:57Khalyla Kuhn:also an island for themselves as well larry ellison owns that island of lanai he could just i know but there's also an island that foreigners and people cannot go to because it's an island for only hawaiians you would do right correct right right so my point though being is is that it's tit for tat.

41:12Bobby Lee:No, this is an island that no one owns. There's no land, there's nobody there. So why not let, someone's gonna buy it. Someone wants private land. If there is real estate to be sold, it's gonna get sold.

41:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

41:25Bobby Lee:Especially if it's valuable like a fucking island. 24 million dollars.

41:29Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I don't agree with that. That's awesome. Yeah, it's not awesome.

41:31Bobby Lee:It's rad, we're gonna get invited. We're all going. McCone, are you? I'm with you, Bobby. You are? He doesn't even know why. Who, me? McCone, he doesn't even know why. He doesn't, yeah, you know why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, why?

41:43Khalyla Kuhn:Because I don't like those people.

41:44Bobby Lee:Oh, so that's why they can't buy the island? Oh, that phrase has been told before in real estate. That's not a good phrase. I don't like those people. They shouldn't be able to buy over there. Yeah. Interesting.

41:53Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, the opposite.

41:55Bobby Lee:Opposite? I don't know, man. It's all the same.

41:57Khalyla Kuhn:Well, it's apparently a very sensitive ecosystem.

42:00Bobby Lee:That's what I just said. Yeah, but who knows if they're going to take care of it? You never know. No, they're not.

42:05Khalyla Kuhn:You think, you think. It's not California. Albania is like a corrupted place. they don't care about their environment probably no they they joined nato right they used to be an oppressive government right and now they're free and they want their independence and they care

42:19Bobby Lee:about their little birdies what what's that to do with the island yeah because there's birds and

42:24Khalyla Kuhn:and and animals that live on the island that will be devastated by them building a gigantic resort and ruining the fucking ecosystem too bad yeah i mean why do you think there's a super el nino coming in next month and you guys can say whatever you want about the super al dino right and go oh you're wrong you know i mean you don't know but when you're there right then all of a sudden you're

42:47Bobby Lee:gonna be like you were right why don't you give your house back then to the animals that used to live up in mulholland because you've displaced many species from the home that you live in the indians

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46:57Bobby Lee:Why don't you do that? Because I think that what you've done is actually awful. You've displaced a lot of species from it. That house was built before, for, for, way before I bought it. You're continuing the problem.

47:07Khalyla Kuhn:You sell your house then.

47:09Bobby Lee:I don't have a problem. I think privatized island buys is good. I'm the opposite I say buy all the islands have the most fun earth is coming to a close this is it it's the end let's rock it's over desalignize the water

47:20Khalyla Kuhn:yeah it feels it feels like it's over yeah so who fucking gives a shit yeah I think that's what I'm feeling the anxiety it's over it's over I've accepted it it's over we're not gonna save anything we're not saving anything no you know what I mean it's just like you know endangered species these ice caps are just melting get rid of them who cares about it get rid of them the Pacific is warming up you know what I mean it hasn't been like that since the 1800s you know what I mean we're you know it's yeah phoenix in 30 years gonna be uninhabitable it'll be so hot yeah yeah you want to move there not now yeah not if you just told me that oh I see okay yeah yeah yeah who gives it yeah yeah so my point is is that no one cares it's all but also somebody's gotta do something no yeah not us why not us I give PBS$80 a year dude yeah Yeah.

48:11Khalyla Kuhn:Right? And you do your little camp, not little, but your camp, you know what I mean, for the Special Olympics. It's not little, it's huge. I know. Ho Ho Homers will be back again this year.

48:21Bobby Lee:I know, but I will show up for your events, right? And that's because you're trying. I just think none of it matters. It's all bullshit. Hey, how about this guy who's swimming pool, fill a coffee and distressing shirts. Fast fashion is like one of the worst things for global economy ever. It's bad. And you're a big fast fashion guy. You're distressing 30 shirts in your pool They're gonna end up in a fucking river in India

48:43Khalyla Kuhn:The amount of water

48:45Bobby Lee:Unbelievable Yeah you have a pool Get rid of a pool This is the problem dude The libs get up in arms about shit That they're fucking lying You're living in a lie Stop living in a lie Look at that That's your shirt There's all your distressed shirts And they're stressed Those are fucking stressed I should go to that lady A big bag of rock t-shirts She's doing a great job Do you think you can run this through your shit river? Yeah

49:09Khalyla Kuhn:make these look rad that's shit is a good idea shit's good let's go back around we started with

49:13Bobby Lee:shit we ended with shit yeah yeah yeah what did that say ucla has a fast fashion uh sustainability program smart look at that that's what the world looks like because that's insane super bowl shirts that never made it i know it's just i i don't know what we're doing here you can't stop that you can't stop that it's we're we're gonna dream Can we dream? Can we be dreamers? We can dream about owning an island off of Algeria.

49:38Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

49:39Bobby Lee:What is this? This is the 300 mile swim through the great Pacific garbage patch. Yeah. 300 miles of garbage. Didn't Tony talk about that?

49:49Bobby Lee:It's an island of garbage. Yeah.

49:52Khalyla Kuhn:You remember that?

49:53Bobby Lee:God, look at the first photo. Look at the very first photo. Yeah.

49:55Khalyla Kuhn:Christ. That's crazy, dude. That's in the ocean. No. Yeah. What are we doing? McCown, you and I got to do something. we gotta do something yeah you and i do we'll do a foundation yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll do a foundation we should yeah yeah you want to do a foundation bad friends with foundation i would

50:10Bobby Lee:actually love i would like to do it for the environment no i don't want to fuck the environment what do you want to do it with people kids with cancer anything with people that anything where

50:19Khalyla Kuhn:health health care i'll do a health care i know i know but here's my argument with that i think ai is going to take care of a lot of that ai is just going to fix everything yeah you think ai is

50:30Bobby Lee:going to fix our health oh yeah this is where you're wrong no you're you're wrong what is it

50:34Khalyla Kuhn:going to do it's going to um nanotechnology it's going to revolutionize the health care industry

50:39Bobby Lee:it's going to help yes but it's not going to get rid of cancer we've done this to ourselves

50:42Khalyla Kuhn:no i think that we do have a cure for cancer now and and because and pharmaceutical soup pharmaceutical companies don't want i don't want us to know sure they're making a lot of money but but ai is not going to fix that it's already fixed we already can do it we can have i don't Was this in the tuberculosis documentary? I don't know. It's misinformation as well. You think I have misinformation? What you're saying would be classified as misinformation because no one - We might be flack. No one at Harvard would say we cured cancer. No, yeah. Yeah, maybe you're right. Okay, you're right. Everyone listening right now, it's misinformation.

51:17Bobby Lee:Well, you know what is at Harvard? The algorithm on the window of Kirkland Hall for Facebook. Now, did they keep that? Did they frame that? Is that room special at Harvard? see if they kept the room that Zuckerberg wrote the algorithm on the window with Edward Saverin Eduardo Saverin Zuckerberg's original dormant at Harvard H33 and Kirkland famously coded launch Facebook largely been preserved a piece of tech history

51:42Khalyla Kuhn:you can go image go to images I do want to Kirkland house baby

51:47Bobby Lee:we're Harvard men we're men of dignity that's just who's in there now those kids just so much jizz on the walls of the

51:55Khalyla Kuhn:yeah wow imagine is that him wow wow he had no idea he's wearing gap he's still well not he still wears gap no he had to glow up uh like only a couple years ago when he's i mean he can go to at least no take him to the desi yeah yeah i think andreas you gotta take him to desi well

52:16Bobby Lee:yeah yeah because the guy who made out like the real bandit in this entire movie yeah was who

52:22Khalyla Kuhn:Oh the Winklevoss No the kid from Jurassic Park

52:26Bobby Lee:Correct I forgot his name but you probably remember He made out the best Cause what did he make What did it say he made

52:35Khalyla Kuhn:He made like 5 billion

52:37Bobby Lee:And no one even knows his name

52:39Khalyla Kuhn:The kid that was played by Tim from Jurassic Park It's genius That guy's a genius No one even knows his name Cause he didn't really do much at the beginning

52:48Bobby Lee:He was just a guy he was just a homie

52:50Khalyla Kuhn:You know who he was

52:52Bobby Lee:He was a barnacle.

52:55Khalyla Kuhn:On a whale. He was a barnacle on a whale.

52:59Bobby Lee:On a white whale. On a white, beautiful.

53:01Khalyla Kuhn:They discovered, they discovered.

53:05Bobby Lee:Bad friends ASMR.

53:11Bobby Lee:Get ready with us to be on bad friends. Bad friends ASMR. Go to sleep. Go to sleep, have a laugh. Yeah, people tell us that sometimes they go, I fall asleep to the podcast. Yeah. They're like, it's so funny. I fall asleep to it all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How's that funny? A great compliment. Yeah. Well, I guess they say like the rhythm of the voice helps people. Yeah. Babies like it. Yeah. I've had multiple friends say babies like the rhythm of our back and forth.

53:31Khalyla Kuhn:Wow, that's insane. ASMR makes me horny. I don't know why. Stop listening right now, babies. No, no, no. Especially if it's a woman.

53:45Bobby Lee:Well, I genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, only thought ASMR was women. No, there's a guys that do it too. Guys do it? Yeah. What are they doing? Oh, that's hot. Yeah. I'm going to the gym.

53:57Khalyla Kuhn:I'm back from the gym. But when women do it, there's something sensual about it. Look at the crew of ASMR guys. I know. That's insane. Wow. Wow. The fat Filipino I go to.

54:09Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah, he has a great - You know who this is? What? Our fan base. Yeah, that's our fan base right there. It's the most eclectic version of every guy you've ever seen. Yeah. Nondescript guy.

54:20Khalyla Kuhn:yeah there's just something about you know i have another app that does elvish whispers i think i have it on my phone elvish yeah you want to hear it that's what you need rocket money that's a really good joke good plug that's a good plug show me the women of asmr and look at what the difference will be i mean look at the bold difference i know the irony being you don't see them you just hear them yep okay hold on um sleep oh here we go elvish whispers i found it you want to hear what i listen to yeah i'm sorry it took so long forever here's one a good one yeah i don't want that one tingly mouth fake spit you want to hear what i listen to when i go to bed hold on okay hold on give me give me what

55:19Khalyla Kuhn:and then you can add things to it you could add like makeup brush or you can add like um Anything like an oak tree or crane the noise out what it's so loud Oh, no, I have four things going on at the same

55:48Bobby Lee:Anyway, that's can Rudy make out what she's saying. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, they translate for you In four days.

55:57Khalyla Kuhn:No, I know, I know. But that's what I listened to.

56:00Bobby Lee:We got to transition to something upbeat.

56:02Khalyla Kuhn:This dog was stolen in China and eaten and it was a famous dog. Okay, that's not upbeat, dude. They sold it for like$23. Except for the person who ate it.

56:17Bobby Lee:It's a steal.

56:18Khalyla Kuhn:It is a steal. You can feed a family.

56:20Bobby Lee:You know, I don't want to hear about dogs. Yeah, I don't want to hear about dogs either. but I do want to know how they cooked them. Baked, pan fried, grilled. What was it? I would smoke the meat. I would definitely smoke dog. Yeah, I would smoke dog. Slow smoke, like brisket.

56:33Khalyla Kuhn:For the winter. For the winter. No? Slow and low. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Slow and low. I'll go Nordic on it. Here's what I want. I want to learn, I want to find an AI girlfriend. You have a real one. I know, but I want to just see what it feels like having an AI one. You want to compare your AI one to your real one? Yeah, see what it says. You would like her. What's the app though? I don't even know what app, because you can scroll through these apps like you're on tinder how real was the movie her right so ahead of its time yeah here they are it's not coming it's here which one candy ai

57:03Bobby Lee:romantic ai and i girl which one's the best one though i mean i girl is a perfect name yeah yeah when they got the rights to that they were like we're in we're done paul schrader who wrote taxi

57:12Khalyla Kuhn:driver has an ai girlfriend yeah it just does he yeah test it out 80 years old wow andy ai secrets ai sounds cool yeah i'm gonna go andy candy ai give them candy i'm gonna download it now

57:24Bobby Lee:all right it's with a c and 5.99 a month so are you gonna give that money to them or to pbs it's either it's either your candy girlfriend or or pbs tuberculosis documentaries oh my god what's more important to you i would argue yeah pbs pbs yeah pbs yeah yeah yeah pbs i think you're Right. I spent$50 across five AI girlfriend apps in a week. Here's what every dollar one. What's it, I want to Google, who's the guy that spent the most on AI girls? I wonder, there's gotta be a guy who spent a ton of money on those things. You know, there's some dude in Japan. Okay, this is highest figures.

58:04Khalyla Kuhn:Oh wait, they're all secret, but it's funny. The Miami.

58:07Bobby Lee:$10 ,000 a month. Wow. On candy AI, Cupid AI, I treated these monthly subscriptions, expensive hobby. 10 grand a month for a girlfriend.

58:17Khalyla Kuhn:No, but what? What does he buy him? What? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What I'm asking. Desi Hual shirts. Yes. All day. You do one payment, right? And you can talk to this person, but what else? What else are the expenses? This is how they hook you. Let's get involved. You want me to download Candy. Yeah, yeah.

58:32Bobby Lee:Yeah, because now you're going to start doing it and you're going to come back next week and go, I spent$4 ,000 on candy.

58:37Khalyla Kuhn:Here's the difference between starter and premium.

58:39Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah. Tell me the difference. better continuity fewer limits more serious companion building core part of the product are images sensitive add-ons for voices oh yeah they don't get all like sexy on the basic one this is oh but is there is there nudity i think yeah i would imagine yeah because they blur it

58:57Khalyla Kuhn:and restrict it why else do you app store signing up i'm gonna go app store this is just for science right and research you could test out other races too oh i'm oh i'm definitely gonna go i'm gonna The first one I'm going to do is a different race, which is white.

59:13Bobby Lee:I'm kidding. Let's see. Candy. In 20 years, Attenborough does a PBS documentary. And the Asian man downloads the app now. Candy AI. Searching for love.

59:23Khalyla Kuhn:But Bob, they don't, they look like this. They don't look like your girlfriend.

59:26Bobby Lee:I don't care. This is an experiment. I think that's how they hook you. They get you there and then they get you a real one. AI girl. Candy mate. Candy AI. There's no Candy AI here.

59:37Khalyla Kuhn:Candy.ai. It's probably a website. I'll do a different one and then, you know what I mean? I'll let you know how it goes. Yeah.

59:42Bobby Lee:I do want to know. Yeah. I want to see the success of it. Well, I'll just download one now. Well, I want to say something to Carlos. Oh, no. Thank you for being a bad friend. That's what I wanted to say. Oh.

59:55Bobby Lee:Oh, the river. Yeah. What is this? What do you got to show us there, Carlos? What is it? I don't like videos up front. He hates them. We do it later. Let's see it. Oh, we know who shoes those are. Whose? That's Macomb. Macomb. Look at how embarrassed he is. Embarrassed. Cutie pie. Oh, can I tell you about pooping? Watch this. All right. I fake him out. I go, come on, man. Look up at the camera. That's you recording? Yeah, watch. Okay. He goes, what? Oh, underneath, baby. Double sneak.

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