Bobby Turns 54

24:10Bobby Lee:It's a what? Honda. Honda. Very vague. Very vague. That could be anybody. It could be anything, yeah. It really could go any way. They, them, he, she. How many of your friends have pronouns like that? Does anybody say, hey, please call me they? I think just two. Two, that's a lot. It's more than zero. Just two. What do they say? They're they? They, them. They, them. Do you have trans friends? No, just. gay, lesbian. They're bad at grammar.

24:44Bobby Lee:They're bad at grammar. By the way, coming from you, broken English guy. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, can you write a complete sentence? I can't. I doubt it. Did your students have fun at that show that you brought them to? They love it. They did? Yeah. Yeah. He wants to bring more students back over here, but I think they've been somewhat of a hit on the show, so maybe we should get one or two. No, but they came to the comedy store. Oh, really? Was I on that? No, I wasn't there. No, it was Leno. Right, Jay Leno? Jay Leno. Yeah. Leno was on at the store. What a legend. And did they like the whole show?

25:14They like, yeah. Why is McCone going back and forth like that? It's really driving me crazy.

25:17Bobby Lee:Birthday stuff, you know? Oh, birthday stuff. Well, how about let's give you your gift. Let me give you your gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

25:27It's Korean. I'm Korean.

25:28Bobby Lee:Happy, happy birth, birth, birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday. Oh. This is what I like to see. This is what I like to say. Happy birthday, Bobby, the Bad Friends gang. Already it's great. Sunglasses? I don't know. I love it already. What if you don't know? What if it's not? It doesn't matter. I know you've done this before, right? Where you used to fill this bottle with tap water. Sink water, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So this could be from like, you know what I mean? You never know. Pay less shoes. It'd be raw stress for less in there. Yeah, yeah. But sometimes you have to learn a lesson. Other side, don't ruin the box.

26:02Bobby Lee:Okay. Oh it's already legit What is it? It's glasses Is it? Yeah Let's see Yep glasses Wow Wow Let's take a look High end Highest of the end Whoa What do you think kiddo? I have to see them first Let's open it up and let's see how you feel about it Oh my god Wow Wow Put them on Look at these Oh Oh those are pretty Your eyes look normal now You got me round glasses just to do that It did work, I mean it landed. Yeah. Just imagine, look at you, you look skinny and cool. Let me look at it in the mirror. Wow. That was sick. Wow. Wow, it's pretty cool, man. You like them? I do like them. So we're not gonna return them?

26:49Bobby Lee:We can't, because we bought them on sale. Did you really? Yeah, we can't return them. I mean it's not really my style, but I'll try. Oh, okay, so we missed. That's, see that's the thing about gifts. Is that you're not good at receiving them? Oh, here we go. You're going to start a fight with me? I just want to be honest. I'm being authentic myself. It's okay if you don't like them. No, I like them a lot. Who picked out the style, do you think? Not you. Who did?

27:14Bobby Lee:True Classic. You love it. You look good in it. I love it. You love it when I wear them. You always say you look buff. Yeah, when we're on the golf range, sometimes you wear True Classic. I wore True Classic to the range when I took you to hit golf balls. The guys at the True Classic started with a simple mission. Yeah. To bring premium, comfortable clothing to the masses. because looking and feeling great shouldn't come with a designer price tag. Everything is so expensive these days. Don't let a nice shirt be that expensive, okay? Clearly, people agree with this. People vote with their dollars.

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30:49Bobby Lee:Optional products and services may have fees and charges, stated annual percentage yield, and cashback for Chime Prime only no minimum balance required for more information on api rates my pay spot me and travel perks go to chime.com slash disclosures andreas because this is his style the round you know what i mean you think it's andreas yeah who do you think picked those glasses out carlos carlos you just that's his same louis vuitton round style i thought it was the he said those were the best but the bigger ones were too like gay tim dylan-y oh i see less sunglass If you don't like them, we'll take them back We'll take them back They look good though He doesn't like them I love them, thank you The hardest person to buy a gift for That's what cash No one's going to give you cash If you don't like them, we'll take it back I really appreciate it, what a pleasure That's all we wanted to hear Thank you so much I really, really appreciate it Happy birthday To you Happy birthday to you Wow Happy birthday, Senor Bobby Happy birthday to you Whoa, did you make a fucking wish?

32:05Bobby Lee:I did already Oh, wow Yeah, yeah Yeah, thank you so much Is there ice cream inside? We'll find out Oh, the dressing, the fucking icing is great Dressing is good Yeah, yeah, yeah thank you so much thank you i really appreciate you want me to cut up pieces of cake yeah um 54 years old i know it's unbelievable so how do you want to do this you want me to cut this up or you just want to just eat it yourself no you cut it cut it baby

32:45Bobby Lee:all right so you didn't so you did or didn't like your first gift I loved it I thought about it I love it and I'm really grateful and thank you so much for it I'm gonna keep them forever alright good well we have another gift for you I'd love to see another one we have one more gift and I'm gonna be very grateful did you get him a gift or are you gonna bring it tomorrow tomorrow okay put the mic close to your face it's been so long since I've said that yeah yeah what you're quiet yeah get closer to the mic hello just pull it closer yeah there it is and here comes your other gift oh hello hello do I know her No take a seat She's a psychic This is the first woman you ever dated No she's a psychic She's a psychic You don't have to put on the headphones if you don't want to If you want to you can Do I hear myself in there?

33:32Bobby Lee:You can do yeah That's why some people don't like it You smell so good What's your name? My name is Ashley Are you a gypsy? Oh my god right away I want gypsy Okay, bro. Okay, sorry. Can I ask? Can I ask? Turkish? No. Okay. Damn it. That's my second one. She smells good. Gypsies and Turkish people, they smell so good. I'm Yugoslavian. Yugoslavian. Yeah. We love Yugoslav. I love it. That's one of our fans. I love Yugoslavia. I love Yugoslavia. Okay. Were you born in Yugoslavia? No. Okay. I don't even know the language. I don't speak any other language. Okay. You were born here in California? Yeah.

34:11Are you an LA person? Yes. Wow. Let me guess where you grew up. Go ahead. oh I know well you do first

34:17Bobby Lee:I know where all the yugs are that's what we call them yeah yeah where are the yugs the yugs yeah she's western valley she's the west valley so she's north glendale no west valley no not damn it can we get a second guess malibu close santa monica yes yeah did you go to santa monica high no I didn't go to high school good for you you didn't go to high school you almost didn't go to high school either no I didn't did you go I didn't good for you what's four times two four times two I don't know. She said she didn't go to high school. Oh, okay. I know. I was just thinking. Well, no, that's how it works.

34:50Bobby Lee:No, she's telling you. She doesn't know. So tell us your specialty, Ashley. So I specialize in psychic readings, tarot card reading, and spiritual healing. And we think you need for your birthday psychic reading, spiritual healing. So do you need to get closer? Can you do it from there? I can do it from here. Okay. I don't need spiritual healing. Yes, you do. No, no, no. I want psychic. I don't need spiritual healing. I want her to do all of it. I'm healed. Okay. Will you run the gambit on this guy? I can't do a spiritual healing today, but we could definitely set it up. We can set it up. Thank God.

35:18Bobby Lee:Okay, so let's do what you do. I'm curious to see. What do you need to do? So we're going to be doing a full-life psychic energy reading on you. We're not going to do the palms. Look at me right now. Huh? Look at me. Do you feel it? He's about to fart. No, do you feel it? Okay, damn it. You're trying to send her messages? I think we're too far away. Yeah, but a lot of people can feel my psychic energy. Can they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. whoa i feel it oh my god okay good okay so um first off we're gonna be looking into your cards and your psychic energy at the same time i'm korean you're korean yeah does that help it's probably do you have a korean deck there there's got to be a different deck for them yeah probably but i don't have it okay okay okay so is there anything specific that you would like to look into and have you had a reading done before i went to the renaissance fair and i got a reading there oh that's cool yeah okay how long ago was that what how long ago was that about four months three months ago.

36:11Three months. Two months. Two months ago. It was a month ago. It was last month. It was last month. Very nice. I went to the Renaissance Fair and I don't know whenever I think over the years I've done them but in my mind I'm like it's not even close.

36:24Bobby Lee:Well you said at the Renaissance Fair she got one thing right. Yeah. She helped you with one thing but I bet you Ashley's more of an expert. She can help you. I would love to know. I think my career's okay. I think more love. I think your career's yeah sure it's good. Wait wait wait. Wait wait wait. No no no. It could be better. Well, let her do her job. Alright, okay. So, my main question for you, I know that we are filming and on the air. So, how personal do you want to get? Get personal. Get deep. He loves to get deep. He'll go. Let's go, Yug! Okay, sounds good. Yug! Yug! Yug! Yug! Yug! Yug!

36:59Bobby Lee:Yug! Now, that's not offensive because you're Yugoslavian and Yug is kind of like a term of endearment. Yeah, no, it's fine. I think Yug is great. I think Yug's are great. Mom and dad are both Yug's? Yes. Do you know where Yugoslavia is on a map, by the way? Yeah, it's Eastern Europe. Where? South. South of? That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right, dude. That's right, baby. Do you have to draw blood? Yes. No? No? We signed up for the blood package. Did you get the blood package? Not today. These guys are always doing discount stuff. You guys - Can I ask questions? Yes, absolutely.

37:30Can I ask questions about you?

37:32Bobby Lee:Does he have to pee in something first? You don't have to do that? That's only for his - Are those your real teeth? Yes, actually. They're beautiful. Nice teeth. Thank you. They're flawless teeth. Yeah, no braces. You floss? No. Oh, wow. Nice. I feel like you're flirting, Tito Bobby. He is. And it's enough. Stop flirting. I'm not flirting. She's right. Stop flirting. Let her do her fucking job. Hey, you look at me. Do you, so personal and the other question is going to be full name, date of birth. Ooh. We know today's your birthday. Yeah, well, tonight at midnight. His name, his full name is, can I answer?

38:06Bobby Lee:Yeah, absolutely. Robert Young Lee. and his birthday is September 17th, 1971. Yes. Okay. Yeah. 54 years old. Wow. Very nice. How old did you think he was just by looking at him? Like 48. Yeah. That's what I say. But here, this will make you feel better. How old do you think I am? Like maybe 50. Yay! Yay! I'm 42. That hurts you. But you're right. You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do look old. Thank you, Yug. And I'm going to jump off my roof tonight. Off my roof tonight. We look the same age. We do. It's really weird. It's weird. People on the internet go, I didn't know you guys were the same age.

38:51Bobby Lee:Yeah. Well, whatever. All right. There's four cards there. So the first thing. I like her balance. Yeah. So the first thing that I do see within your energy is that you definitely have a long life ahead of you. It's going to be the first thing that we pick up on your aura. She said he would die soon. Yeah, that's a win! That's a huge win. That's a win, dude! Huge win. Win! Huge win. Yeah, but will I be all like this or no? No, actually. Okay, good. Actually, no. I see you living into your later 80s for sure. Wow. Huge win. Yeah. And I don't see any major life-threatening issues or events other than the ones that you might bring to yourself.

39:30Bobby Lee:Ah. He smokes. No, it shows me that you put yourself in dangerous position. Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker. He is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sharks, I go in. Now what card says that? Can we ask? So it's these two right here. Yeah. Can you point them up to me? I want to see what one looks like. You're a thrill seeker. A thrill seeker for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now does that one next to it, I think I've seen that one before. Is that one when you have an extra chromosome? Is that what that is? You read that one for him? No. I have Down syndrome. All right, dude. You don't need to repeat the joke. Gosh.

40:02But yes, long life ahead of you. Nothing major or life-threatening other than things that you put yourself in. Any danger that you put yourself in always comes with a risk. It does show me that - I'm in the alleyway. I see a tiger. Don't go in the alleyway. Don't go to the tiger. Okay, okay. I guess we're not going skydiving tomorrow.

40:18Bobby Lee:We gotta throw that out the window. Energetically, I do see that your energy is extremely positive. You're not a negative energy being. Pure energy. Pure positivity. Intuition is definitely heightened. You do sometimes follow your intuition, but it does show me that you kind of neglect it at times. You kind of just go where your mind wants you to go, or heart wants you to go instead of what you feel energetically. Right on the money. This is right on the money. It's right on the money. Pretty good. That's good. That's good. You've got a good connection going. Within your aura. It's a pure connection.

40:48Absolutely. Yeah. It's like, you know what I mean, HD. It's 4K. It's 4K.

40:54Bobby Lee:Is his aura yellow by any chance? There's different auras with colors in his aura. But it's really yellow though. What's the dominant color in his aura? Aura, yeah. Well, right now I'm seeing a lot of pastel colors. Oh, I love pastel. Yeah. Am I alpha or beta? Yeah, pull that card. Look at my face right now. Okay. I do see that you definitely do take control of the room at times. I take control of life. Yeah. You do? Yeah. So going forward, energetically positive energy, you do surround yourself with positive beings as well, but there is some... I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Just let her finish.

41:33There is some negative energies around you that, that don't truly have faith in your visions or in your perspective of life. You.

41:42Bobby Lee:Right there. What? Take a look. That's not me. Yeah. She lives with him and all she does is, is she's rude to him. Yeah. And she's constantly like, you'll never amount to anything. Yeah. Yeah. If you look at, okay. At my bedroom, right. There's a long string of cat hairball. How is that my fault? That's your fault. That's negative. I think you put it there. I'm not the cat. It doesn't look like cat. He's right. That looks like it comes from your throat. Okay. Let her finish. All right. Let her finish. Okay. So, yeah, there is negative energy around you that doesn't really have full, I guess, on the same path as you or same vision as you.

42:20Your cards are basically, and your energy, spirit is saying, to kind of just keep pulling through and keep following what it is that you believe in, what it is that you desire in your life. Yes. There's no failure. there's only upward growth told you in your energy okay your chakras look good yeah like I said aura looks good there's good pastel bright colors I'm seeing oranges yellows for sure there is some vibrance like fuchsia colors pink colored reds any black damn it no I love black people it's not what the cards say no and then when we go into it wants to pull up in your career. Oh, easy.

43:03Like financial area. Is that okay? Yeah. Let's go to pull it up. Okay. So when it looks into that area, there is no negative like connection coming through, but it does show problematic things that you're trying to pursue, investments that you're trying to make. It does seem like it's being prolonged. Now, I don't understand completely what's going on.

43:23Bobby Lee:He's got a business manager who's 104 years old. Does that say that he's stealing from him? Does that say anything about that in there? Is he being taken from? It does show me that you're being taken advantage of in business matters. That's not, no, it's, right? Who? No, this is not us. It's not severe. It's not severe. It's not a severe thing. It's not life-threatening. Could it be that someone in his world is taking advantage of him financially, that he gives money to, like friends, like if he gives Carlos money? Is that what you're saying? He's taking it? No. No. I don't see Carlos. I'm not saying you.

43:55Bobby Lee:I'm just asking the world. Yeah. Well, what's basically going on in your financial career path. Basically what you're saying my career is not great. No, it's not. I'm not going to be Ken Jeong. No, I do see positive things. You know who Ken Jeong is? No. And she knows who you are. Yeah, because she's here. Well. To be quite honest, I really didn't know who Bobby Lee was before I got the phone call. You don't know who either of us are. No. That's great. Well, that makes it better than ours. Who do you know? Huh? In terms of comedy, who do you know? Nobody. She doesn't like stand-up. She's from LA.

44:25I don't follow any like YouTube podcast. Yeah.

44:28Bobby Lee:This is a waste of most people's time. We're very popular. No, we're not. That's great. We're very popular. We're not. I'm very busy. Okay. Not into YouTubers. Yeah. Yeah. Neither. Good. We don't like us either. Don't. I'll be honest. My husband loves podcasts. Okay. He loves YouTube channels. Okay, good. You have a husband? I do. I do. Okay. So all these cards were a lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So what it's showing financially and within your career path is that there's no major problems, but there is like pushback, like negative pushback. Things that you're trying to drive towards in this remaining year and in the upcoming year is that there's a little bit of back spacing instead of...

45:13My special is going to be a bomb. Yes.

45:16Bobby Lee:That's not what she's saying. Yeah, she's saying that. I'm doing a special for Hulu. It's going to be a bomb. I'm going to cancel it. Don't cancel it. No, I'm canceling it. I'm not doing the special now. She's saying you are delaying the thing. No, no, that's what she's saying. That is what she's saying. I'm going to put the special out and the audience is going to go, no, push back. Push back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good call. We like Cheeseburger, your special on Netflix. And White Noise, we want White Noise, we don't want Finally. Yeah. Okay. But for the most part, when it comes down to the taking advantage of thing, there seems to be like there is some sort of person or some sort of energy that kind of doesn't give you the correct answers that you're looking for or doesn't give you my manager it feels like they're just like prolonging you and kind of stringing you along and it's it's my agent CAA I've said this so many times oh my god they're prolonging let me be honest I did plant that card for her to read that I needed that to come out but you know energetically you have leadership and your energy I'm a leader.

46:21I'm like Andrew Yang. Yeah, you're meant to succeed within your professions. I'm sexy. No, succeed. Succeed within your - And sexy though. Sure. Okay, okay. Absolutely. But there's definitely some revisioning or reassessing that you might need to do in the next year. I'm going to fire my agents right now, right in front of you. Shit.

46:43Bobby Lee:What? Should I call Abby? Give her a letter finish. All right. You do the whole deck on him, right? No. Okay. we go as far as we can onto the card start repeating himself and then if you have any questions we go from there okay okay sorry so but when it comes down to finance you're still still growing there is no necessarily any issue or blockage in money circulating around you yeah so that's so you're cool there that's fine there's there's definitely a lot of creativity within your energy and there's more creativity opportunities in the next year so something that you've been waiting for for a long time seems to be coming up.

47:19I'm the Korean Luigi Mangione. Oh, okay. So there's something that you've been waiting for for a long time that seems to be coming up to surface around, to me, it looks like July of next year. What's happening in July? Oh, we don't know. There's an opportunity that you've been waiting for for a long time. Coachella. We're going to Coachella, right? We're supposed to. I was thinking that's a little early. What? April?

47:43Bobby Lee:Well, they should move it. Yeah, there you go. You know we were invited to Coachella? Backstage? Not you. Not you. Can I cough? Not with that fucking attitude. Yeah. Bieber, no. I'll tell you why. She just talked about negative energy. That's not me. It's you, man. That's not me. Stop vomiting in front of my fucking bedroom door. You live in his house and you create negative. Okay. Yeah. Is there love in there by chance? So we are going to get into love. Love, love, love. And within your energy, you definitely are meant to have love in your life. Now. Uh-oh. There's. But. acorns acorns is the financial wellness app that helps you invest for your future save for tomorrow and spend smarter today that's right and you don't need to be a financial whiz bobby and i are not financial whizzes okay and thanks to someone like acorns uh they help you save for another day okay they make it so easy to start doing more with your money in fact you can start automatically investing with just your spare change you don't need a lot of money that's a big fable that's been told.

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50:04no no but you do have attractions from male energy for sure I do see that in your energy Can you explain that please? Clip it Can you explain that please? It just shows me that there's energies From the opposite sex That are interested in you Oh Interested in me Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Guys wanna fuck you I don't see you pursuing them Is that Is the energy a red energy? No No

50:30Bobby Lee:Told you I don't wanna fuck you Please? No It shows that you're begging For guy energy Okay Okay But when it comes down to attractions, there's a lot of attractions around you and some are very not pure, not positive energies. Energies that kind of just want... They're not pure, but are they hot? Sure. They seem like you're attracted to them as well. Yeah. So I do feel there being a lot of different attractions coming from different energies, female energies. But like I said, a lot of those energies don't feel positive or good for commitment or long-term investments in love. Oh, my God. But when it comes down to love, your heart is still placed in your past.

51:13So.

51:15Bobby Lee:That one hit like a fucking dagger. Energy from your past. Now, usually when I do. What do you think of white people doing Asian accents? I think it's really funny. Thank you. Thanks, Yug. When your best friend is Asian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure. But what I do see is that, Well, before I go forward, usually when I see someone stuck in their past, I would tell them that it's probably better to just keep moving forward. Right. Well, for some reason, your soul is tied. So spiritually soul tied. There's a lot of investment energetically and stuff like that. But there's not just one soul tied.

51:58You have two connections in your past. It's not me. So there's two connections in my past. Yeah. It's so, okay. Wow. Yeah. And I think ultimately that might be holding you back from finding yourself committed in other relationships or even with the people that you was with before. Wow. Wow.

52:21Bobby Lee:That is awesome. Yeah. That's wild. That's wild. Yeah. Is that it? No. There's more? Mm-hmm. Okay. But I do feel like you're definitely meant to find happiness. I do see there being a lot of different energies coming in and out, a lot of dating, a lot of socializing, a lot of exploring, which is great. But you need to find your heart. Okay. That's what you need to find. But the problem is, where is the heart? That's right here. I know. I know in the human body where it is. Yeah. What I'm saying is that I'm kind of when you say I have to find my heart, is it the one or my own heart? well both there's self neglect for sure you have a lot of hidden I got rid of porn that's good yeah yeah you just told me you watched it the other day I don't know I slipped well you're showing me that no I watched the video game same thing no it's not it's pornographic they showed a titty in a video game and I jerked off to it how's that a thing is that porn I mean show that in the cards alright go ahead let her finish but when it comes down to like where where the heart is and all that there's trauma tied to your heart so there's definitely oh my god trauma my dad and you you have like a stubborn energy towards giving yourself completely in a relationship like loving someone entirely in a relationship so you have like this wall big wall of china the biggest wallet the biggest wall of china but when it comes down to finding true love and true happiness where you can settle down and have a family and all that.

54:00True love will find you in the end. It will. It will. But I feel like you still have some searching. We can say soul searching, but that's probably. Grindr. Yeah. Probably for like another two years. Two more years till you fall. Wait, wait, wait. Two more years until I find somebody? I'll be 56. So?

54:19Bobby Lee:So what? Age is just a number. She thought I was 50. how old would she be huh how old would she younger yeah yeah 56 oh the girl he's gonna meet won't be 56 no i'd like that yeah yeah oh younger younger yeah a good amount of years wow it feels like your your twin flame is here and i feel like you have connected with that flame oh so i've met this flame before i'm right from what i see yeah I'm right here And I am younger But you look older I do I do That's the problem Yeah Trust me But what are your questions? Oh I don't really have any questions I mean I I mean The two soul thing I'm trying to think But I don't know Maybe she's saying Maybe it'll come to you Yeah maybe it'll come to me later I'm so fascinated I've had one great love in my life Okay Yeah You wanna talk about it?

55:17Well it's her aunt You know what I mean? and I went out with her. We lived together for 10 years. Okay. It didn't work out, but she's still a great love of mine.

55:26Bobby Lee:Good piece of the life. She's still a piece of his life, of everyone's life. Everyone's life in this room, you know? She lives at his home, so her niece lives in his house. So you're still very connected. Oh, God, yeah. A pure connection, yeah. Okay. And if you weren't married, we'd have a connection. No, you wouldn't. You're not her style. I'm just totally kidding. She likes the yugs. I'm not yugi enough. You're not a yug. Yeah. I'm so scared of this thing, but I'm glad it went well. Yeah. Well. We're going to do you next. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it scares me. I've never had this done. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

55:56Does it say anything about being generous with his peers and enriching his life that way? Oh, you give a lot. Did you understand a word he said? Yeah. Yeah. I got it. But yeah, you definitely give out to others. Energetically, you put a lot of energy out. You try to give. I'm like Mother Teresa. But there is a little bit of stubborn energy. That's right. you want to know exactly for what for why what is it going to do for you

56:21Bobby Lee:what is it going to do for you that's not why I told you about the homeless man the one that you accidentally hit with your car no not that one he died one time there was anyway I don't want to get into it I secretly give money I know buddy I'm teasing she doesn't know that money is not even advice helping others with whatever their encounters they want to do with their life. It's like you kind of stand off a little bit and you're like wait a minute I need to know the details and how am I going to succeed from this as well? Do I get any credit for this? That sounds right. I don't think it does.

57:04Bobby Lee:Okay it's wrong but it sounds right. And it may not be in every situation but in some situations you get a little bit of standoff but you do, people that you do care about and you want to succeed you definitely help them as much as you can thank you that is that is true he's extremely generous both both financially and as a and as a friend yeah he's extremely generous you also do a lot of like therapy work on your own he does i do yeah not an actual therapist but you are to your friends no but i have therapists that's great every thursday at four yeah she sells it's in the cards okay yeah you need that everyone you need it I do, I do.

57:39Youg. I love it.

57:40Bobby Lee:Don't be mean, because she's married. Not being mean. Because she's married and being mean. Yeah, but she got a little combative. Okay. You know what I mean? Like you need it. No, everyone needs that. You do too, Youg. It's that Youg energy, dude. I feel it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta fight against it sometimes. Because of the war. That old Yugoslavian war. Was there a war there? I don't know. I have no idea about her. She's from Santa Monica. You have no idea about your people. It's not a country anymore. Tell me everything you know about Korea. You know everything about Korea? Yeah. You're not from there.

58:05Samsung. Oh, right. That's what I'm telling you. K-pop. Old boy.

58:09Bobby Lee:Ashley, this has been amazing. The Yugoslavian War refers to a series of conflicts often called the Yugoslav Wars that occurred in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s. The country broke apart into independent states. The more you know. I was in that war. Key conflicts include the 10-Day War. We learned about that. The Croatian War of Independence, the Bosnian War, and the Kosovo War. Bosnian and Kosovo. George Bush, too. We remember. Interesting. Yeah. Learn something new every day. You learn something new. God, that was amazing. Do you have the internet? Hmm? Do you have chat GPT? I do. Don't use it.

58:36Okay. All right. That's great. Is there more to it now? It's questions now. Oh, just questions?

58:41Bobby Lee:Now you can ask it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So two years. Will he ever be a father? I don't see that. Wow. Can I be - Yeah! No, really? Well, the thing about being a father, I mean, you already kind of are a father to people around you. Yeah. That is very - But I have a lot pulled out and. But the thing is that - Hello. That's more of a question for a female's reading. Ah. Very potent. Yeah, interesting. What? So you could, you could definitely be a father, but it means it shows me father figure energy. Right, daddy. It doesn't show me how many kids you're gonna have. Hashtag daddy, hashtag Asian daddy.

59:25Bobby Lee:Hashtag Asian daddy. Please comment that everybody on his Instagram today. Hashtag Asian daddy. Okay, here's what I learned, okay? Two years from now, I might meet, you know what I mean? No, no, no. You will meet. I will meet the love of my life, okay? I'm going to live up until my 80s. Late 80s, she said. Late 80s. Late 80s. It's very possible. Very possible. So that's a win. W. Yeah, yeah. Somebody's embezzling from me. Someone steal. Yeah. So I'm going to try to figure that out. Can I be honest? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many years have I been saying that to this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally, how many years have I been like - Somebody's embezzling from me.

59:59You're getting robbed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what else?

1:00:04Bobby Lee:And that you still are tied to the past. Tied to the past. And there's two. I don't know who that might be. There's one that is more recent, right? But then there's one that's going to be way, way long, long time ago. Yeah. And it feels like in your teenager years. Oh, maybe. Yeah, yeah. I know who it is then. Do you do? Yeah. Who is it? I can't tell you. Oh, that's why. Yeah, there is one. I strongly believe that that first relationship has caused a lot of different ways. It was an unrequited love situation. She wasn't allowed to date Asians. Yeah. Back then in this country, we had a rule. Okay.

1:00:41You know what I mean?

1:00:42Bobby Lee:We still have it, but people disobey it, I'll tell you that. Yeah, because our stylings, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. In the sack is too aggressive. Okay. Cut that out, but... Yeah, so no, what I'm saying is there was a girl that I had a huge two, three-year crush on. it was and I could never tell her I was in love with her I hung out with her every day she knows yeah and then she married somebody else you know what I mean but it broke my heart and I could because this is before I did stand up so I had no confidence yeah so I couldn't say anything but I still feel those things and you know what I mean yeah and also I'll be honest with you Kalilah but that's the only time I felt those those feelings feelings You know what I mean?

1:01:30And it's like, I know that I can access those feelings, you know what I mean? But because of, I think that particular incident, you know what I mean? It closed my heart, you know what I mean? And then I opened it up for Kalilah, and then devastation. And Kalilah is your aunt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you feel like a little bit, still very much so tied in a romantic way? No. That's good. But your energy doesn't say that.

1:02:02and it and if it's love it's love you care about this person well i you know how dare you no no no i get defensive i get defensive leave the yug alone i can't believe yug's come in here all that's no what i'm saying is is that no i i um what i'm gonna say to you is this is that um you know when i love i love here here's the thing i'm super loyal yeah okay that's true and and but to gain my loyalty it takes a while

1:02:28Bobby Lee:long time yeah but once it happens I'm your guy forever okay and so when people are my people forever that'll never change that's right you know what I mean so you know with this person that you're talking about you know we talked today and we I saw her yesterday I mean we still there's you know what I mean you know her stupid fucking niece lives in her too much be nice yeah yeah this lovely little yeah yeah but um so yeah I mean when I love I love But anyway, can we do Andrew or no? We don't have to do me. I'm a little scared. Yeah, you have to do it. I've never had one of these. I still have stuff to tell you about you.

1:03:05Yeah.

1:03:05Bobby Lee:Okay, go ahead. So you talked about confidence and spirit right away started going crazy within your energy that there's confidence when you do your work. But in your normal life adventures and stuff that you do, there seems to be lack of confidence there and questionable areas. Yeah, because I, okay, I think she's right. Yeah. So there's some self-work that needs to happen with confidence building outside of work. Because here it's like a, okay, let's go. Because when I'm at home, she's seriously, I'm a piece of shit. I kill myself. Don't say that. No, but I do. I'll just mope around. It's like, why even live?

1:03:43I like these chairs. They're very psychological. Why even live?

1:03:44Bobby Lee:You like those chairs? Yeah. Yeah, they're trippy. Very, very Eastern European. I love them. Those were made in Yugoslavia. I love them. Yeah. They're chairs for my people. Well, that one's from Bosnia. That's from Herzegovia. Yeah. Come on. So yeah, so confidence building, I definitely see is needed outside of work. You put on a different persona in front of different people. Yeah, I'm a changeling. He often will do black scent in front of black people. Oh, okay. What's up, man? See, he does that. What's up, dog? Like, dude, you gotta stop. Yeah, yeah. You gotta stop doing that. Raise the roof, dog.

1:04:17Bobby Lee:Yeah, and they don't say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stress is very normal. Give me the loot. Give me the loot. Give me the loot. They do say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your stress levels are pretty normal for this common day and age, but it does feel like your stress sometimes gets the best of you, and it puts you in a negative place emotionally. Oops. Sorry. I don't know why I just did that. He's getting stressed. He's getting stressed. Yeah. When I start doing my Taekwondo, dude, I start getting stressed. Yeah. And then there's trauma. Oh, you want to talk about that?

1:04:52There's trauma. trauma trauma trauma trauma trauma and who caused it it seems like a numerous a lot of people oh my god thank you

1:05:03Bobby Lee:there's a lot you've caused trauma no I haven't yeah yeah I've only helped you it feels like there's trauma from a long long time ago that you still haven't resolved that's right yeah energetically if anything yeah you gotta find that kid wherever he is whatever grocery store he's working London was traumatic London was but she said it was a long long time yeah so it definitely feels like it's somewhere within your 20s 20s oh yeah oh yeah so trauma but i mean you're still doing well i still see many opportunities for you in your life positive and both negative life comes with both negative and positive so it's fine you work your way out of most scenarios which is great but just kind of pay attention to what's happening in your work life with that kind of don't let your energy get prolonged anymore kind of if you want something go and get it and then with the energy that i feel taking advantage of you in a negative way that one you need to kind of seek out because it is kind of not allowing you to reach your highest goal but you've done well for yourself thank you so much yeah who's smarter you both are definitely very wise yeah but the cards what do they really say It shows me that you have Well it doesn't show up in the cards But it shows up in your energy That you have Strategies Like I'm playing chess And he's playing checkers Maybe Wait wait wait wait Stop stop stop You you Check it out Check it out Yo you you I have no strategy I mean I brought We're not doing your reading anymore I can't really look into it But energetically You go with the flow Yeah She said that.

1:06:44It feels, yeah, like you're kind of like more just go. You don't really follow your intuition. Intuition, a dolphin.

1:06:48Bobby Lee:She did say you follow your intuition. I'm a dolphin, yeah. Like you need to start getting in touch with what it is you feel. If we were animals, does it say anything about like what kind of animal energy that we have? If you were to guess, what kind of animal would I be? You'd be a tiger, remember? Yeah. What would I be? Yeah. Oh no. Oh no, that's not a thing. It's an orangutan. It's an orangutan. What is it? What is it? I don't know. I can't face off of animals. It's a beaver. It's a beaver. A platypus. I have beaver teeth. Yeah, yeah. It's beaver. Fuck. Well, she said it. That's fine. I'll stick to it.

1:07:21Beaver. Well, that's great. So how do people hire you? So they can find me.

1:07:27Bobby Lee:If you're in the Los Angeles area. I'm in Burbank. I run out of the, I own the House of Tarot in Burbank. And people can find me through my website, thehouseoftarot.com. That's you? Yeah, that's me. Wow. Mm-hmm. Gosh, you did a great job. Great job. We found our inner truth and a right path for today. So if you want to get this and you're in the LA area, thank you so much. What a birthday gift that you just got. Thank you so much. Yeah. That cleans the energy. I'm going to say something in Korean. Thank you. He said, please drive safe. Thank you. All right, good. Thank you, Ashley. You're the best.

1:08:02Bobby Lee:Thank you so much, Ashley. Fucking amazing. Give her a round of applause. Thank you. Thank you guys for having me. Thank you. Honestly, I will say it's probably one of the best birthdays you've ever had. It's joyous. it's beautiful and I'm content you feel good? I feel pretty good you gonna keep your glasses? I'm gonna keep the glasses I really like them wait till you see the gift I got you tomorrow night really? and you got me this expensive water expensive water you love fancy water I love fancy water you gonna take that home or share it with the crew? no take it home smart yeah yeah smart I'm excited thank you so much and you know give a heartfelt goodbye to the fans for how you know how much they've been there for you and what they mean to you On your birthday Well I have to say On this year of your lord What I have to say in general Is that And I want to be real Will you stop the gong?

1:08:48Sorry

1:08:48Bobby Lee:Sorry about that Stop the fucking gong No I just figured Just for a second You've been gonging all night I apologize Alright I have to say that

1:08:58Okay I'll do it over the gong My 50s have been My 50s have been The best years of my life I want you to be serious Yeah I'll stop. Okay. Okay. And it really has been. And I've had a lot.

1:09:17Bobby Lee:Start it over. I had to do the little one. Start it over. It's so fun to hit. I know. Can we keep it? At least you're OCD. Can we keep it? We can keep it. That wasn't on the cards. All right. Tell me. Be honest. Be honest. Go. Yeah. Your 50s have been. Have been turbulent to say the least. But positive. There's a lot of negative. But also so much good. But I lived through them. you did yeah a lot of dark a lot of light but um i've grown a lot and um ultimately i'm just like when i was at the stardew valley sitting there watching and just looking at the beautiful sky and just being in the moment why'd you rub your eyebrow like that i had an itch man don't stop okay i'm just gonna be real though but this is like a face gong you don't do face gongs your fucking face looks like a gong of all faces because it's flat well go okay turbulent but you got through it yeah when you're sitting at stardew valley looking up at the sky and just listen to this beautiful music and um i was just like it does not get better than this it doesn't you mean your life income as a whole yeah and we added nice seats but no you know I mean ultimately it just doesn't get better life is really good yeah it's exciting yeah it's been good you know life has been very good to you so far it was a rough I mean the first 22 23 52 53 years old 51 52 53 were rough years the first 53 were rough Yeah, 50, 50, 51, 50, 50, 49, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53.

1:11:05Bobby Lee:But right now you feel good. I think I feel like I'm out of the woods a little bit. Me too. Do you? I feel like you're out of the woods. Yeah, I feel like I kind of got out of the woods and I'm looking around. And I'm looking in them. Yeah, yeah. You should get back in the woods. But no, I really do. And I feel stronger. Just even my character, you know, like criticism and, you know, things I can take better. You know what I mean? and I also, I can throw things away in my mind, you know what I mean? Like negative thoughts. Right. Yeah, and no, I mean, I have the best job in the world. All my dreams have come true.

1:11:46And it sounds cheesy, but. It's not. Yeah, and I, you know, you've been a dear friend. And, you know, if you just, let's get rid of this house smell. You know, and then we're good. I will. And then we're good. But I do love you.

1:12:02Bobby Lee:I love you too. So hard to say. I know. Honestly, you're like a daughter of mine, and there is a deep love. I'll do anything for you. I love you too. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah. And I love everyone in this room. I mean, McCone, you know, we're trying. I love you. Yeah, I love you too. You know what I mean? And there's a lot of love. Carlos? What's up? He's sick. Is he really? He didn't eat all day. What's wrong? He almost passed out when the tarot girl was here. I didn't feel good, so I switched with Macan. You know he eats once a day. I postmated nuggets during the fortune teller. Oh, okay. You feel better?

1:12:39A little better, yeah.

1:12:40Bobby Lee:Nothing says a good pick-me-up-for-your-health like chicken nuggets. Yeah. You ordered how many nuggets did you order? Ten. That's not enough. Ten's not enough. You ate once? That's your only time eating a meal? Yeah. Get to 20, man. I only had a bagel all day. Buddy, you've only been up for about six hours. That's true. He's been up since 9 a.m. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Speech was, Speech was me. What a great, What a great, And what a great birthday, And it's not over. Yeah, tomorrow, Well, I'm just curious to see what happens. Me too. Don't skip over me. What about you? He's just giving love to everyone.

1:13:16Anyway,

1:13:19Bobby Lee:Tell the poor you love him. Yeah. Andreas. Andres. There you are. Andres. That's it. Yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend.