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24:01Bobby Lee:That's mengotomars.com for 50 % off and three free gifts when you check out. After you purchase, they're going to ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and let them know that we sent you. Cash out! So one time I got scammed. You got scammed? Yeah, I did. A guy showed up at my house. I was living in La Jolla, right? Oh, I remember that. Do you remember this post story, right? And he goes, hey, I'll give you my car got dispossessed, right? Give me this money and I'll give it to you back. But back then there was no internet. But back then I would have used Cash App because then I wouldn't have got scammed.

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25:05Bobby Lee:Turn on the security lock in your app today. Your Cash App setting. Yeah, exactly. Pay attention to scam warnings to keep your money safe from fraud. You can learn more at cash.app.security. New Cash App customers can earn$10 if they use code SECURE10 in their profile at sign up and send$5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply. Cash App is a financial service platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partners. Visit cash.app slash legal slash podcast for full disclosures. Wait, you're Congolese? Yeah. Yeah, from the Congo. I had a lot of... Thank you. I did my DNA. Well, some people don't know.

25:42Bobby Lee:It could be Congo. And 3 % Asian, Latino and Latino. What do you mean? Asian and Latino? From the waist down. mean from from the shoes from the shoes because where they were made anyway uh no uh i showed some of i'm from the tribes from the from from louisiana i know that it's just a bunch of man i just did hold on hold on stop i gotta do some talking here what the do you mean there are tribes in louisiana yeah like the the indian indigenous oh those tribes I thought you mean the Condoleez. From Sri Lanka, I got people all over there. I got people in South America, Puerto Rico. So I just had this whole thing where I was looking up my own 23andMe.

26:33Bobby Lee:Chitimacha tribe of Louisiana. Wow. Chuta tribe of Louisiana. Jenna Band, sounds like a porn star, of Choctaw. And I found out I was a part of the lineage of Ramses. Farrakhan? No, Ramses III. Oh, wow. Whoa, that's crazy. So you're a mixture of people. Yeah, I'm royalty up in this bitch. I don't know about that. All right. Yeah, yeah. No, nothing.

27:01Yes, you're your royalty. You're royalty to us. Yeah, to us. I'm getting a little bit of obviats in this bitch. Yeah. Oh, speaking of which, I found out I got a sister through the 23andMe. Where's she at? Where's she at? She's in Detroit. Right. And have you contacted her? Yeah, because she was my uncle's daughter. Holy shit. Yeah. What? So your uncle - Isn't her father. Wow. Wow. Yeah, so she wound up being my father's daughter.

27:31Bobby Lee:And it's your dad's brother? No, no, no. It was your mom's brother? No, no, no. Your mom had a kid with her brother. Wait, wait, wait. Start from the beginning. No, no, my father had - I know, I'm kidding. My father had a kid with her mother. I know. Yeah, so in other words - So there's some cheating going on. Yeah. Yeah, it was some day. So wait a minute. Waking up brotherly love. How old is this sister? She's two years younger than me. Oh, wow. Have you ever met her? That was right when my mother and father had separated in a little spat to the head. Yeah. Have you met her? No, I just told you.

28:01She was, at first she was my cousin, now she's my sister.

28:04Bobby Lee:So yes, he's met. Imagine that. Yeah. So all this time I thought she was my cousin. I was like, oh, now no. Do you feel closer now to her? I've always been real close to her. I think my father knew, because before he died, he was like, make sure you take care of her. You sure dad Darth Vader? Might as well be the devil. It's Anakin Skywalker, your father? 23 for me is crazy, because then I found out. Yeah, I know it is. That through ancestry, I found out that my grandfather isn't my mother's father. Wait, let him finish. Say it again. My grandfather isn't my mother's father. Whom is he? i don't know we we still trying to i i just i just said fuck it i i cut all of it off i just i just quit 23 and me and answer i don't even want to fucking deal with this this is insane right now i don't think i want to do it yeah yeah yeah don't i've got to find out some shit you're like fuck you find out no one in your family is your family but would that even matter i don't think so i but i do feel like part of me is like man you know i i should should have because they they were reaching out to me.

29:12The other side, they were like, who the fuck are you? It was this whole batter, back and forth, like this. And I feel like now that I cut off the, but I cut the websites off because they had these leaks with the data and the information and this breach. Yeah, with 23 and me and stuff. But I'm like, at this point, I'm like shit. They're out there.

29:30Bobby Lee:They went to Congress. They proved that they leaked that shit and nothing happened. Yeah. Nobody cares. No one gives a shit. You're out, you're good. I'm out there. Yeah, but we all are. This is gone. this i love how apple does commercials for security and you're like but you already sold us up the river yeah what's the difference i turn up closure day doesn't work because it's all based on like something that if you were to know if you would put a news thing that said this is real the whole world would be cool no like nobody what are you talking about nobody cares like the whole premise of the movie is that if you get it out yeah and this is on the news on a old tv like station news everybody would like look at it and say, oh yeah, that's true.

30:10Bobby Lee:And then everybody will be cool. Right, the internet now has given you 10 different opinions. And you're allowed to start eating sardines and blueberries all day. Without any basis of health reality. Are you saying that if they knew, like CNN, all the legacy media outlets, right? We're saying the same thing. Like this is real footage of aliens that we've tortured. People wouldn't care. Some people will care and others will say, okay. Who doesn't care? What kind of person wouldn't care? Dude, you're, come on. The media now is so twisted. There's things that happen in front of us and we still don't believe it's real.

30:47Bobby Lee:Well, you know what I think? It doesn't even, people thought the Charlie Kirk thing was fake. It's preposterous. But I'm saying it's because there's so much noise, nobody knows what's real. All right, you don't even want to get me into that. Because, you know, Carlos and I. This is my point. I mean, my point is that just don't even get me started. Go ahead. Okay, I won't. But what I'm saying is that is true. It's just there's too much. That is true. That's a truism, what you said. But what I'm saying is that that's a significant thing, right? Because that would mean that they're coming down. So you're saying to me right now, if there was an alien that came down and had his arm around Trump, what's that?

31:26Bobby Lee:They did that. At UFC 250. Josh Holcomb. Yeah. Josh Holcomb did that, right? And he said that Michelle Obama was a man. Right. Easy. What did he say? She had a penis? Is that what he said? No, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, this was AI. Dude, look at my phone, dude. You're going to look at my phone right now. That's his screensaver. It's not my screensaver, but literally look at my phone right now, dude. Go back real fast. Just go back real fast. 23andMe data leaked compromised a personal and genetic information of roughly 7 million people. I was one of them. Yeah, what? That's on my phone. I know you have the photo.

32:02Bobby Lee:We just found it on the internet. What the fuck does that do? Because I'm into dogs frequency. We're frequency-ing each other. You know what? Stop eating anchovies. Sardines. Okay, either way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sardines. What is going on? No. No, but I think that - Frequent, look at me right now. No, nothing. No entiendo. Okay, okay, no entiendo. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. Okay, I'm doing disclosure day, dude. Yeah. Summon. I'm telling you this, the legacy media, people don't ingest it the way they used to. So even if they all said it, everyone at home would go, ah, fuck them. They're in it together.

32:39Well, even if they introduced them, I think this whole world after so long would just be like Guardians of the Galaxy and Bright. You ever seen Bright on Netflix with Will Smith? No. Like after a while, people would just be like, man, fuck these motherfuckers. Why is they you? Oh, right. When they work together.

32:58Bobby Lee:Yes. There would just be this whole - Wasn't this movie atrocious? Yes. Yeah. It got just lit up. You saw that movie. Yeah, I watched it. Was this pre-slap or post-slap? It was pre-slap. He could get away with this. Isn't that funny? He could make such a terrible movie and it's forgotten because he was so beloved. He does that now. We're talking about it. That's Will Smith's Pluto Nash right there. Yeah, this is... So what you're saying is that if there's alien colonies that land on planet Earth, earth and they start like i think nobody cares no one would care the premise is that this they've been here for they have years and years right so i if i look at it i look at it kind of like you ever read the the prince by nicola maciavelli no i haven't read i have his album though purple rain purple rain and it's very good but in chapter three of of of prince right they he talks about how like when somebody comes in and takes over a region what they want to do is the best thing for them to do is to allow the people to keep their religions, to keep their laws and everything, and to go amongst them and live with them.

34:10So that's what I would think what is happening to us. We're being slowly moved into an area where they already been here, they already like, and then they just gonna come out and they gonna be like, hey, wanna introduce you, come on now, fucking prayer madness, that's what I'm talking about. You know what, Bigfoot, come on the fuck outta here. Oh, Bigfoot's part of it. Yeah, yeah. Is the monster too? Yeah, he's a UFO. He's an intelligent species. He ain't. The Loch Ness Monster. Yeah. Wow, dude. If you would stick up with nothing Loch Ness Monster, see how Bobby is? He always got to go fuck with me.

34:40I don't think that's in Machiavelli's book. I don't think Bigfoot is in there. Yeah, I don't think Bigfoot. No, no, no. But the whole point of that in Chapter 3 is that. Like, they live amongst us. Sure. The Kraken and all that. Also, that brings in hybrids. Hybrids make sense.

34:53Bobby Lee:Bobby. Pretty much. I'm a hybrid, bro. Yeah, you just said it. You was Korean in part Vietnamese. What the fuck? Japanese. Japanese. 10 % Japanese. Yeah, yeah. Don't let us get started. This is going to be conspiracy pod now. I know. Yeah, this is a conspiracy theory. Well, I mean, the information we're presenting so far is not conspiracy. It's just the information that they're giving us. Yeah, but that is conspired. It has been conspired. That information is because of conspiracy. That's why it's the alternative to what's going on. It depends on what you're reading, right? Well, I know, but then, yes, everything is a conspiracy.

35:28Bobby Lee:That's the point. Okay, look, here's - I proponent. Apropos to nothing. Hey, are you? Okay, apropos to what? Apropos to nothing. What does that even mean? He's saying he's transitioning into something. Okay, let's go back to apropos nothing. I never asked you this. Why are you pointing? What? Is your name Robert Lee? Are you named after the general or is your name just Bobby Lee? His name is Robert. No, don't answer that. Hey, fuck you, man. I mean, what? Yeah, yeah, fuck you, man. I thought we was on the same frequency. We're at alien frequency, but I don't know, man. You're on fish frequency right now, dude.

36:03Bobby Lee:You're the one from the tribe down south. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, you know Robert and Bobby. Yeah, it's Robert. It's Robert Young Lee is my name. Okay. I'm not going to give you my social security, though, okay? Put it up on the screen right here. 464-26-1918. Yeah, yeah. Why'd you ask? Because Bobby is short for Robert, right? Yeah. So is it? Yes, it is. Do black people do that where we have like 10 names for one name do you ever do that yeah i call you tino no but i'm saying i'm saying no no that's no no that i love okay that's the type of shit i fucking love no i'm saying white people will be like william is also bill like richard is dick sometimes william is is dick is bill these are all inner black people don't do that right yeah like bob is robert is also richard is rick rick richard dick william richie bill they're all kind of this there's for some reason they all get like black people don't do that that's why your names are so complex it's you were doc yeah on your birth certificate it just says doc no that's not his birth name no that's not my birth name what's your birth name william you knew that how do you i didn't know that i got the same name as bill burr yeah some people call me bill some people call me will i can call you bill call me what the fuck you want to call me i you know it's people who call me that like if i go to certain white people Tino And then They'd be like Hey Bill Come through I'm like alright You call him Bill I have I've never called you Bill ever Well why would you Yeah but you don't You didn't even fucking know That was his name So you just would Call him a name You don't even know Doc That's the name That you're for Yes that's how you know I was conditioned with Doc Right Right It's a conditioning system You know my You did that You know family called me What My Uncle Pete What does he call you My T.O.P.

37:50He calls me Willie Boy Willie boy what you doing?

37:53Bobby Lee:Hey Willie boy If I called you Willie boy No no no no no That's not going to work the same I don't think you can call a black dude Willie boy In public If I get his permission I could I don't think it's going to go over well publicly He's Korean Yeah you and a group outside and we go Hey Willie boy get over here I don't know if that's going to work If it was your mom everybody would be like What the fuck this man This goddamn Karen out here Yeah So I'll do apropos to nothings too Apropos to nothing What's your shoe size? Seven, eight. Eight, we know that. Yeah, great. Judd apropos to nothing. We know.

38:27Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. No, but that's what's interesting about like the, your name is what white guys do with white names. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what white guys do with white names. But I see that more often not, black dudes don't have five variations of the same name. No, we get nicknames. You get nicknames. Based on whatever your physical disability is. Correct. You know what I mean? What do you mean? Lil? If I was growing up in your neighborhood, right, and I had three toes missing, what would be my name? No, no, no, no. They'd be like, tiptoe, come on up in this bitch. Oh, okay. I just had two nubs, and I'm walking up, what's up, Willie?

39:07Bobby Lee:Willie boy, what's up? What would you call me? If you had two nubs, what just? Oh, no arms? Yeah, no arms. Oh, shit. There's a comedian on social media called Train Ups. And that's what it is. I don't know what to say. Yeah, let's look up Train Ups. I don't know what to say. Train Ups. I'm going to look up Train Ups, dude. Shout out to Train Ups. Yeah. What's up, Train Ups? Damn. Damn. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. Funny dude. He got some funny hair. Okay. That is so funny. That's so funny. Rock, paper, scissors. Yeah, yeah. He wins every... I follow him on the gram.

39:39That's my dog. I like to laugh at him.

39:41Bobby Lee:That's fun. That's incredible. Wow. Wow. So now because we're so progressive, are the bathrooms now signs going to say, please wash your nubs before you go back to work? Jesus Christ. Instead of having hands, he's got like - Well, look at that. Go back to that one. Go back to the first clip of that. He doesn't even need the barbell. His arms are the belt. He out there. He out there. Getting them shoulders strong right there. I bet he's - That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. How did he lose? He was born with no nubs? I mean, with the nubs? No, I didn't even dive into it. Okay. I got to follow a lot of people with their handicaps.

40:13Really? I just be like -

40:15Bobby Lee:Give us some others, please. Why though? Shout out to Trey Nubs, by the way. We love you. Because they inspire me and shit. Oh, they inspire me. Yeah, and it keeps me in check. As soon as I start complaining and I'm going through my field, I'm like, God, man, you mother - Okay, let me get my shit. It makes you appreciative for your blessing. Yeah. That's a good thing. It's like my boy Luis. You know Luis. Remember Luis, the comedian, Puerto Rican comedian in a wheelchair? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I always put them on my Instagram, because that's my little brother. But I like to be around him, because he checks me.

40:45Anything I try to say, if I go to complain, he just be looking at me like, you little bitch.

40:51Bobby Lee:Why? That shit feels good. Because he's saying, look at how good you have it. If he's just like, man, I can't blank, blank, blank. Luis is like, yeah, I can't get in most billions. I can't say shit. Yeah. You remember Fancy or Carlos, my cousin I bought? He has MD. MS? No, MD. He's a doctor? No, no. He wished he had to cure himself. I don't have any friends that have that. Does that make me a bad person? Yes. You don't have any handicapped friends? Yes, you do. Who? Come back to you. Yourself. No? That was my bad. He is his closest friend, to be fair. You don't have anybody you don't like? Just you're cool with?

41:36Can we go back to the joke? No, no, no, no, no. I would address the joke, right?

41:40Bobby Lee:What the fuck do you mean, dude? I mean, uh... You think I'm handicapped? Well, he's saying you're high functioning. I'm a hound if... Oh, I see what you're saying. No, you're not handy. Are you, uh... Are you what? Are you Spectrum a little bit? Nothing like that?

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44:50Bobby Lee:You know what you mean? Yeah, I'm not. I went to a doctor. Oh, you did? My therapist says you're not. My psychiatrist says you're not. I took the tests. So proud of you, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't. But people think that I am spectrum. But you lied on the test when we took it. Oh, yeah. You lied. We had it on camera. We took an autism test. He lied the whole time. No, I didn't. That was a gay test. Oh, the gay test you lied. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't the autism test. Do you have autism? No. All right.

45:20Bobby Lee:the way he answered it was like something he didn't need he was like no i don't need that i don't i don't need that i don't need that at all but who knows we're not psychiatrists what do we know or we're autistic yeah and they're not i think that i mean i i think you have things that i'm not a psychiatrist but i think you have them autism no something else you remember the movie with i don't want to say it you say it i think you're bipolar oh 100 yeah Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think you're bipolar. Robert De Niro. 100%. Remember Robert De Niro? I know Robert De Niro. Anger management a little bit. There's no way I'm not bipolar.

45:51Bobby Lee:There's 100 % you are. You think you are? 100%. Oh my God, dude. Do you find yourself in the bottom of the, like at the rock bottom? When I can tell that he's down, I step away because it's sad. Well, I have clinical depression. I've spoken very openly about that. I mean, I've been diagnosed with depression. But I mean, that's when I'm very low. But extreme emotional highs, mania, hypomania, lows, depression. Yeah. I absolutely have mania swings. I used to be like that. Oh dude, yeah. I have it bad. Yeah. But I'm definitely not gonna take anything for it. Let's ride the lightning, dude. I'll see you when it's over.

46:23Bobby Lee:That's what happened to me. I just don't wanna take pills to level me to a place where - Let Willy Boy just speak, go ahead. It hurts to hear it. I heard a little bit. No, why? Willy, William. Do you know the history of - It was a joke, William. No, no, Willy Boy's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Willie boy's cool. I'm trying to. We're all good. I was about to do a sharp turn. What? I love you. Calling a black person boy is offensive. It strips them of their dignity. Willie man. Black hole son. Yeah. Black hole son. You're your t-shirt. I know. So what are you going to say? What were you saying? Oh, I was going to say you were clinically depressed, went through clinical depression.

47:03I did too. My mom sent me to a psychiatrist. When? It was right maybe the first year I moved out here or the second year.

47:14Bobby Lee:Wait, why won't you take medication? Because at that time, I just didn't trust this person who I just didn't know. You know, the one thing about meeting somebody and they say they're qualified, when you go to them as an individual who's suffering, you're like, you don't know me. So there's a defense mechanism that happens. And so in order for you to be open to that, you have to be willing to say either they have to put you in a jacket and make you take it or you have to be comfortable with who you're dealing with. And so for me, I was like talking to this person and I'm like, I didn't deal with the streets and this shit on the streets that I can't even talk to you about.

47:55You telling me medicine? Fuck. It was just like one of those things where I was like, I'll figure it out. And plus. Side effects, you know, it bothers. That's a big, big issue with people.

48:05Bobby Lee:Well, with Lexapro, right, I can get erect, but I can't climax. But it took two years with my psychiatrist knowing me, talking to him every week, and he's like, I think we should try it. Lexapro. Because too many days of just being, you know, I don't know what joy, I didn't know what joy was because of the ruminating thoughts, constant ruminating thoughts about the past, you know what I mean? And constantly, and it was just, I've always been in low level depression my whole life. And then what happened was I took it. Yeah, I can't come. That's the most depressing. Makes me a little more sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

48:45Bobby Lee:I can't come, right? But I don't have those ruminating thoughts anymore. That's good. You trade well. So I'd say either come or be depressed. I would rather be... Depressed? Interesting. No, I mean, what are the options? I mean, if I'm... If, I mean... You can get a rap. Keep it real. Yeah, keep it real. the uh damn because i uh i was depressed and still jacking off so that's what i'm trying to say like i was still watching porn so yeah yeah well that didn't help that didn't help probably push you deeper into the depression well well yeah probably did but i think for me i had others i was surrounded by more positive people such as my mom and i wasn't afraid to so a lot of times i give you two options and you're just really just either come or be happier be happier okay good i think some people that work some people it doesn't work i i didn't like taking it i tried it and i did not enjoy the way i felt i felt super because i had depersonalization syndrome you know what that is it's terrible for people that have lived through that you want you want to talk about insane it really felt like i was looking at my well if you've ever done psychedelics occasionally you feel kind of like you're like looking at the machine you're like staring at like what is this thing carrying me through time and space but it's not fun or interesting it's sad and weird it makes you feel like you're detached from your surroundings you physically feel like i would get sick right if i went somewhere like i would go to class sometimes and I would get to the class.

50:24Bobby Lee:I'd fight through all these feelings. I'd get there and then I'd get right back on my skateboard and go right back home. Because I just couldn't do it. I felt like it was like, I wasn't me and I was in a body and I had - Yeah, you feel like you're just floating. Yeah, you feel like you're floating. It's awful. Yeah, it's a bad, but that I will say people that have lived through that, it's not fucking fun. It feels weird. And then when I cracked, when I leveled out or whatever, I don't know what they call it, medical. Best villain in the world. I remember when it happened because I was leaving my buddy's condo that I was staying in.

50:59Bobby Lee:And on the floor of the front door, there was a mosaic tile. It was like a sunrise art piece that someone had made. And I've never noticed it in the two years I lived there. I never knew there was a fucking picture on the floor. And I was leaving and I saw it when I opened the door and something was changing in me. Like I felt like myself. In the moment. Myself again. You observed something. It was wild. Yeah. Well, that's what basically my mother told me too. She said - Why are you laughing? Every time you - You bring up your mom a lot. He loves her to death. I know. I love my mom too. Go ahead.

51:40Bobby Lee:I'm not laughing at you. At the hip with her. That's actually - But we'll talk about that another time. But anyway, my mom's told me, she said, because I had that moment of clarity like you had after so long. Yeah. And then when it started happening and she saw it, she said, had you just stuck with the therapist, you would have been at that. So there it is. You would have got there faster. Yeah, would have got there faster. But who cares? I think it's all part of the thing. Yeah, yeah. And that's the beauty of understanding yourself and knowing where you are. But in that moment, that's the hardest thing that you don't really know.

52:14Because even when we talk about Lexapro, we see what happened because Brody Stevens talked about Lexapro. So that's the other side. So it's just, you never know how it's going to affect you, but you just do your best.

52:25Bobby Lee:You don't know how it's going to affect you. Yeah. People change medication. What was your buildup to that moment? Do you remember what was the - Why did all that happen? Well, what was the - I had a bunch of - Not the bad part, the part where you pulled out because that's what the fans will really want to hear. Oh, when I cracked - How do you know what our fans want to hear? I don't know. It sounds like he does. Because they always, but it hit me up all the time. You know what I mean? Like, I like, or when I'm watching the stuff that they say, they're like, yeah, yeah, I love this type of car.

52:56They like stuff like that.

52:57Bobby Lee:Okay. What pulled me out was, I mean, I hate to say, it's kind of like time, time helped me a lot. And I slowly started to, what's the best way to compare this to is like, this is a very weak comparison, but I can't find, I can't articulate. have you ever gone skiing no you never skied ever good laugh bobby i like ever bobby left it was the most preposterous way to look at somebody like fuck doc you've been come on it's possible do black people ski they do they do i've seen them some of them yeah yeah they look like penguins i'm gonna be honest with you i don't personally i don't know nobody black that's like skis yeah Let's get these skis, let's go and hit these slopes right quick.

53:46So you're going to relate to this.

53:52Bobby Lee:Two percent of black Americans ski. Yeah, exactly. All right, so, you know, that's why I left. You know what it feels like? It feels like, um, not racist. It feels like once you, once you get over, once you've tried something over and over and over, okay, here, you know, in a video game, you know, in a video game when you can't beat the boss and you keep doing it and you try different ways to beat the boss. And when you're a kid and you're trying to figure it out and then, you know, when you figure it out and it kind of everything lines up and it is, if you're like, I could have easily beat the ball.

54:22Bobby Lee:How did I not? How did I not know how to do that? Elden Ring. Exactly. It's the same thing when they say at the moment when - That's what it feels like. Elden Ring is the hardest game ever made. And once you beat it. And it takes, it takes a month just to kill one boss. What are you doing? What's the name of that? Elden Ring. The fuck is that it's a video game. El didn't ring. Yeah. Yeah, and it's the guy that did a Game of Thrones and what's his name? Peter Jackson not a Peter Jackson. So this game was once popular amongst it's still popular. What about you guys? You guys heard of it. Yeah, it's yeah movies coming now.

54:58Yeah, yeah, there's a movie.

54:59Bobby Lee:How long ago did this come on? It's I don't know three or four years ago But it's an open-world game every time you meet a fucking boss it takes weeks you die over and over and over and over again but there's something about the game is when you fucking actually beat one the fire giant is the worst that took me two weeks look up the fire giant this comparison was good that is what it feels like it's exactly what it feels like that's why I brought it up this thing right here dude this guy right here dude that's Blanco from Street Fighter no it's not Blanco No, no, stop lying. No, it's not. Look at the size of that guy.

55:35Bobby Lee:Look at the size and look at how little your character is. And he has a mouth on his body. Dude, he touches you, you die. Yeah, well, he has fire in his hands. Yeah, yeah. Any of that touches you, you die. You know, I think you get the same, like feeling and excitement when you beat Bowser. Oh yeah, that's where my wife went. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess Bowser, yeah, that's a good reference too. No, that is true. That is exactly where my mind went. That motherfucker when he was throwing the fireballs, that, oh. Look up Bowser. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think my fire gen's a little scarier, but... There's baby Bowser.

56:10Bobby Lee:Here's another thing I discovered is that your body just instinctually tells you to stop. So, like, when I quit smoking, my body just says, stop. You know what I mean? This new thing, this new sardine kick. I know you're laughing at me. and you keep bringing up these. And this whole health thing and the fasting and stuff. You influenced me on the fasting. No. Okay. Because when I got my colonoscopy, I had to fast that, you know, the day before. Yeah. Right. And I showed up and I felt better that night. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because, and when I eat processed foods, like hamburgers or whatever it might be, it makes me feel like shit.

56:55Bobby Lee:Yeah. And so I think I'm in a new era. because my body is telling me to do this shit. Yeah. I'm being real. I know you're... I think you're mocking me, and I think you're mocking me. I think they're mocking me, and I think they think it's a phase. How? I just said, yeah. If you can... Wait, wait, well, first of all, first of all. If you can do it. I'm not mocking you, but it is a phase. These two things can be true. Okay. You will 100 % knockstick to it, but I'm not mocking you. I'm supportive. Do you remember in Australia when you were like, wait till you see how fucking jacked I get, and then you wanted to bet me you were going to get jacked, then you were like, I'm going to be in the gym.

57:30Bobby Lee:Remember that? Yeah, I went to Planet Fitness, and they wouldn't accept my fucking membership. And then you started doing 1 ,000 pull-ups. 1 ,000? How many days did that last? B-Dog. Yeah. Don't listen to him. Keep going. Keep going. Yeah, I know. Look at his screen. What would... They're trying to deter you from fucking success. I know. What would Trey Nub say? What? I'm going to get a bracelet that says W-W-T. Trey Nub would tell him to get more Doritos. Don't listen to Trey Nub. Yeah. I love Trey Nub. I believe in you, and I want you to be healthy. I've encouraged you to be healthy our entire friendship.

58:00Bobby Lee:I'm just saying you do great. You have big phases. Have you fasted? No, no, no. Oh God. No, I'm not. Oh Lord, I'll have mercy. You have to. Bro, I'm telling you. I don't want it. If you can discipline yourself though, and get into the 48, and then in the 72, and you get, once you get that - Enlightenment. It's like a lightheaded feeling people say, but for me, it's like a, or like your flow, it's the one most beautiful feeling. Here's the problem. It's like a bottle of Pino. Yeah. Yeah. So yesterday I wanted to do a 48. Thank you, Dino. But I knew I had a pod today. So I don't know if I was doing a 48 that I could have podded.

58:38But if you did 24, you still is like really close into that.

58:42Bobby Lee:Well, it's halfway. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, literally. But 24 is hard. It's fucking hard, dude. Yeah. The first eight hours, it's fine. But then it's like, you know what I mean? I had a fucking Mendocino Farms untouched chicken parmesan sandwich in the fridge. Sounds so good. Right? And it was like talking. Hey, how you doing, Bobby? I'm in the air. Come on, open the door. I was like, shut the fuck up. Pick one bite. Who cares? No one's going to know. One fucking bite's a fine, man. It's been fucking 10 hours. Take a nibble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I did not do it. Good for you. Yeah, yeah. I did not do it.

59:20Bobby Lee:But at midnight, that was the 24-hour mark, I ate the sardines. Good. Yeah. Anyway. I'm still fasting. I'm still doing it. What day are you on? I haven't done it today, but I did it this week. So it's like - How many days are you doing it? I just like, I'm addicted to the high, the feeling of it. It's just this feeling. I'm telling you, team. How many days are you doing it? Two days? I do two days. Yeah. And just water, lemon, salt? Water and lemon water, that's it. That's it? Wow. No salt? No salt. wow yeah i don't want to it's a small amount of electrolytes but it's just i just like it for just the citrus well i'm gonna i'm gonna i've never done a two day i need two days off and when i have that two days off do do do 16 8 what's a 16 8 that's eight hours eating and 16 without two days do them two back back to back and see how you feel okay so what you're doing you're trying to jump straight into 24 48 which is actually fucking pretty pretty good for you to do the 24 yeah yeah proud of applause for bob lee it's so hard and everything you're not gonna clap try it you do it you don't want to motivate you do it you do it and you see i'll do it i'll clap if you do it i'll do in fact i'll do it i'll get to 48 before you will oh okay we gotta be together because if it's a competition we gotta be doing you know i'm down we have to do it together and i'm gonna have you know what's gonna happen that's good we'll do it together in a house and And how about this?

1:00:45Bobby Lee:And then food is getting delivered the entire time. Do a challenge? Yeah. Us three should do it at the same time. People just, people coming and going, eating at the house. No, we do an Airbnb. We get an Airbnb. He doesn't need to be, because he can be there, but he can do it. He's a lying willy. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. You're a lying willy, dude, and I don't know, dude. So that's your new name right now. I don't even know, right? So what I need to do is I need to get an Airbnb somewhere in like fucking, you know, Joshua tree. I don't want to go out that far. All right. We'll go to where? We'll just stay.

1:01:17Bobby Lee:Victorville. We'll stay here. All right. We'll stay here. Victorville? What the fuck? No, but we have to get an Airbnb and live together for two days. Why would we order food? No, he's making it an extra challenge. No, I'm saying people - For me, it's nothing. Yeah, for him, it's not a problem. For you and I, it's a problem. Yeah, so we get Arctic. I get my own water, though. No, no, no. Yeah, I want Arctic water. No, tap water. Tap water. No, not tap water. I get Arctic water. I need my - Tap? I need my Celtic Sea salt. You do drink tap. I drink tap if, well - You drink it all the time. Do you ever go to a restaurant and get water?

1:01:49Bobby Lee:No, I don't. I get a bottle. Yeah, I mostly get it. Yeah, that's tap. Bottle is tap. I ask them sometimes. A lot of bottles are equivalent to tap, by the way. That's why I said Arctic. Yeah, you want fancy. No, I look at the best water in the market with less of all the - What brand you get? So that Mountain View, you think that's the best brand right there? Who's that? I like Mountain Valley. I love this water. I haven't drank any of this. This is my favorite. You got some glass. What is that? But actually, if you look at the rating on it, it's not that high. But anyway. It is pretty good. I will look at the rating.

1:02:17Bobby Lee:We did. We looked it up. It's pretty good. It's one of the highest. It's one of the highest? Oh, it's good water then. Interesting. But can we do two days of fasting? Yeah, we could. I don't think this is going to happen. I think Doc and I will, I think you'll give up. 100 % beat you. The sheer competitiveness in my body will make me beat you. No we'll just do 48 I'm gonna go as far I'll die Just to beat you I'll die I'll just die Dead friends I don't believe him I don't believe him either I don't believe you Lion Willy

1:02:56Bobby Lee:You don't think I'll do it That's insane I don't think you would do it either I did 24 on my own I'm not saying you can't I can I will Do you do 24 tomorrow? Okay. I have to fast tomorrow morning anyway. Oh, you're weaning them on. He said he could just do it on the first take. I can. When's your last meal? When was your last meal today? Today. Earlier at like 1130. 1130? I haven't eaten since then. Do you believe them? You could call my fucking family. I mean, what do you? Yeah. Okay. We ate together at 1130 and then I haven't had anything in my body since. That's the case. I had eggs and spinach at eight in the morning.

1:03:36I haven't ate since then.

1:03:37Bobby Lee:Yeah. I had a can of sardines in the morning. But I already fasted yesterday. So it's like, should I do it again? Well, yeah. We were going to two. This is the second day. So remember we was just talking. I could do it because tomorrow morning I can't have any. I have to go get blood drawn and I can't be. You can't. All right. So don't eat until tomorrow at 1130. Okay. Tonight. Sure. What time are you going to get blood drawn? 730. That's it. I don't trust him. I don't trust you. I don't trust anybody in this room. when we have to be in the same house for two days. Yeah, that's kinda, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:04:04Bobby Lee:We'll get the nicest Airbnb in town. I don't want this. Yeah, me either. I'm gonna set it up. I can tell you. I can trust myself. Cause if I go home tonight, I can just drink water and go to bed. Give me two dates that he's not traveling, okay? So that I can myself get the nicest Airbnb in Studio City. Can we record it? Yeah, we'll record it, right? And we're gonna do two days of fasting. I'm in. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So the two days of fasting, are we gonna go straight, no water and food too? No, no, no, no, no, no. We got to get water. You have to have water. You have to have water. I'm better without water.

1:04:36Bobby Lee:I know, but that's foolish. That's not, that's foolish. That's dying. That's bad for you. That's what I say, but people do it. Okay. Yeah, people do it. Right. And there's no side effects to it. We don't need that. Water is good for you. Water and I want my salt. Okay. And it's going to flush you out. It's good. The water is good for you. Yeah, it's going to be the two worst days of our lives. Because it's kind of hard after coming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's torture. The bad fast.

1:05:01and we all gonna have that enlightenment together.

1:05:04Bobby Lee:Two days. It's gonna be tough. Yeah, it's gonna be tough. Can you do three? I don't think I can do three. Once we get to two, we might be able to just go to three. Now, here's the other stipulation. Are we sleeping in the same room? No. We gotta keep an eye on each other. I don't know what you're up to. The way that this guy orders food through his phone, he's got little secret people. No, we'll be there. We're gonna be the guardians. You're a rat. You're not a guardian, you're a rat. Carlos is a rat, dude. Yeah, you should. I won't be eating either. I'll just be fasting naturally. Carlos always fasts.

1:05:33Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. For years. I've seen Carlos not eat for a couple days. Carlos also will, him and I have side hustles, and he'll do things for me that you won't even be aware of. That's my point. That's why I don't trust him. He can't be there. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he'll get you stuff. Carlos, you went fasting before? Yeah, yeah. I've been having smoothies and avocado toast for a year. That's not fasting, Playboy. What does he say? Yeah, that's not fasting. Yeah, Playboy. He's been eating a long time without eating. He doesn't, I'll be honest with you, when we're on the road, we'll go to a steakhouse, he'll just get a chicken Caesar salad.

1:06:06No chicken. It's not fasting.

1:06:07Bobby Lee:No chicken, but then he also won't even finish it. He'll get like, he'll take five bites and stop. But I had a quarter pounder before I came here. What are alternative forms of fasting outside of that that they have? But I'm talking straight, no food. Yeah, no food, just what? Yeah, exactly. The amount of McDonald's you've been eating is alarming. Oh, it's a treat for myself before Bad Friends, so I don't like - But that's like three days a week. You have trauma responses to this place. What do you mean? Like you feel like when I walked in the door, it was almost like you reacted like it was a trauma response.

1:06:36Bobby Lee:Yeah, because you showed up so early. I've never seen that in my life. Yeah, we've never seen that. That was wild. Do you get a Happy Meal? How does this mean? What are you doing? I don't need the fries or drink or the toy, obviously. Yeah. You don't need the toy. Wait, you got a double quarter pounder? No, I got a quarter pounder. No cheese? No cheese. cheese no fries no fries and then four nuggets on the side the nuggets yeah yeah that's so bad even nuggets that's not chicken there's no chicken in there i don't know i don't care man i'm a human in america that's why why if you want to just do chick-fil-a those that's real chicken it's about convenience off the freeway oh my god oh you like chick-fil-a don't you yeah we love it the spices the spices when i bit into the my first chick-fil-a sandwich tell us the experience man i I was like - Yeah, detail it.

1:07:24It just was just like a mesmerizing experience. When I bit into that fucking -

1:07:28Bobby Lee:Well, let's go to the ordering process. I was like - Hello, next. Order it. Don't. The fucking you. Oh, God, God, God, God, God. No, that was, you said that. My bad. My bad. Jesus Christ, Doc. My bad, it was - Yeah, it was that delicious. Yeah, I stay away from there now. I know you do, because you tongue it. and the chicken doesn't like it. When's the last time you had fast food? Last time I had fast food, I had In-N-Out. When? About two, three days ago. Oh, what the fuck? You can still do that every once in a while. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What do you get there? I just get the same number one every time.

1:08:11Double, double. With extra tomatoes and no onions and chilies on the side. Arriba, chivas! Thank you! Let's go!

1:08:23Bobby Lee:Wait a minute, dude, you get extra tomato? Yeah. That is a wild order. No onion? Onion is key. Man. Wait, but extra tomato, so it just makes it sloshier, sloppier? It's not sloppier. No, they got fresh. This ain't an out. I don't mess with in and out tomatoes. You don't? Yeah, no, no. I can't. The single burger, the number two? Yeah. Shit on myself every time. But if I get the number one, I don't know what it is about the single. I get the number two. There's not enough ground beef on there or something. Oh, okay. I do a three by three. You shit on yourself? Yeah, it's like it give me diarrhea.

1:08:53I don't know what the fuck. Every time, I'm just holding on a throne. All right. God damn it. And no fries? Yeah, I get the fries, but they in and out make you mad with the fries sometimes. You just got to ask for them extra crispy. I hate that. That's what I hate. You got to just ask for it.

1:09:11Bobby Lee:He doesn't like extra crispy. Yeah, I hate it. No, see, I feel like they're always undercooked in and out. That's what everyone feels. Really? Always. I mean, that's like part of their thing. The last couple of times, they've been crispy, and I've been getting mad as fuck. Well, give me your order. Come over to the house. Okay, dude. It's the main one that make them crispy, if you want, is the one right there that I go to off of Van Nuys. Over there, Ben Sherman. Okay. Okay. You go to that one? We don't go to Sherman. Yeah, we don't go to Sherman. We're not allowed over there. Bougie. All right.

1:09:39Bobby Lee:Send us off, Doc. Say bye to them. Bye, and we'll see you in fucking - Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you. I love that. A little rusty. Yeah. A little bit. Okay. Hey, thank you for being a bad friend. Love it. Wait, do this one more time. Say it again and I'm going to mouth it and make me do it. Ready? One, two, three. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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