Bobby’s Dog Died on Fancy’s B Day

11:38Bobby Lee:Yeah, this photo for the people at home. So there's this thing called - Two wonderful women are there. One of them's wearing lingerie, so it seems. And this is where, this after hours?

11:48Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, what are you zooming at my hand for?

11:49Bobby Lee:You just wanna see - It's above the waist. The positioning is right.

11:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, the positioning was very el correcto.

11:53Bobby Lee:So give us this. Give these two young ladies that are on the boat with you.

11:56Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, so this is the night I bombed. Is that the captain? What?

12:03Bobby Lee:That's the captain on the left?

12:05Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's the captain of the ship.

12:06Bobby Lee:She drove the boat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then one on the right is the -

12:08Khalyla Kuhn:We hit three icebergs.

12:12Bobby Lee:We barely survived. Yeah, there's four icebergs there. Yeah, yeah.

12:16Khalyla Kuhn:So, yeah. So that, I don't know if you - Have you never been on a cruise ship? Never, I won't. Also, I'm going to pitch you. Please. The Bad Friends Cruise Show. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to do it. Yeah, you are. No. Yeah, it's so fun. I don't want to be on a boat. It's so fun. All right, I'll do it. I'm telling you right now, at the end of the day, I'm glad I went. It was worth it. Oh, my God. It was so worth it because you're with all your friends. Yeah. And that area is called the Haven. so it's like, you know, we're, you know, separated from everyone. Oh, you're in your private.

12:53Khalyla Kuhn:So it's like eight luxurious, you know what I mean? Cabins? Cabins. Ah. And in the middle of it is a pool, steam room, jacuzzi, open 24 hours, and 24-hour catering.

13:06Bobby Lee:Just for you. Just for me. Comics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just for the comics.

13:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I mean, Griffin was down with everyone. No, was he really?

13:15Bobby Lee:Wow. Oh, my God. Yeah, Griffin was out with him. So you invited these two friends to the Haven and he couldn't get up to the Haven?

13:21Khalyla Kuhn:He couldn't get to the Haven.

13:22Bobby Lee:Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never saw him in the Haven for one time.

13:27Khalyla Kuhn:He was complaining the whole time.

13:29Bobby Lee:Now how did these girls get into the Haven?

13:30Khalyla Kuhn:I have no idea. But I was just sitting there and after I bond. With their wings. What'd you say? With their wings.

13:41Bobby Lee:They got into the Haven. They seem like they had passes. God, dude.

13:49Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, when you're - for your birthday, dude, you're on. Yeah. I don't know how - you know, I think it was the manager of the boys that popped them up. Right. Just sitting there, they go, can we take a photo? Let's do a funny photo. How about, you know, the breasts thing? And I'm like, all right. Very funny. So I did a funny eye thing and I never saw them again.

14:11Bobby Lee:You never saw either of these women again? But this photo got on the internet. It's a great photo.

14:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

14:15Bobby Lee:I mean, you look good. They look good.

14:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

14:17Bobby Lee:This looks like a fun night.

14:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, well, I mean, it was.

14:21Bobby Lee:You killed it.

14:22Khalyla Kuhn:It was a fun experience. And then we went to Mexico and me and Eric went to a little - You went to Jalisco? We got tacos at a little restaurant, walked back.

14:32Bobby Lee:And then you turned around and came back.

14:33Khalyla Kuhn:We came back and then went straight to Philly, yeah.

14:37Bobby Lee:This guy, let's give it up for this guy.

14:38Khalyla Kuhn:And I want to ask you a question as a friend and as a comrade, okay? And as a brother. yeah okay okay and as a search what you're searching yeah yeah lover okay okay is this is uh i can say this i did a scene on a show and my scene was opposite stavros love funniest one of the funniest guys alive killing it yeah right and i you know i mean in the scene there was a lovely actress you know i mean sitting on my lap and we're having a conversation in between takes right i look at the actress and i go excuse me can i smell your armpit and she goes yeah yeah so i smelled it and the stavra goes you can't do that wait why Why?

15:38Khalyla Kuhn:In the middle of the scene?

15:39Bobby Lee:No, it was between. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that you can. Yeah, you can. Middle of the, if it's in the middle of the scene. No, it wasn't in the scene. It wasn't a part of the show? No. Oh, that's an interesting move. No, I asked, hold a minute. I asked the question. Can I smell your armpit?

15:56Khalyla Kuhn:I said, may I? Do you think that she smelled? As a joke, I go, may I smell your armpit? As a joke. As a bit. As a bit. And she goes, yes, you can.

16:05Bobby Lee:and the stab rolls goes

16:07Khalyla Kuhn:you can't do that

16:08Bobby Lee:and you did I did it and did that cause a rift no it was fine but my point is is that what do you think I think you shouldn't have done it

16:21Bobby Lee:why you know what I support you always I know but why it's not a what did you need to smell her armpit for would Andrew have done it no

16:34Khalyla Kuhn:In a million years, no. In a million years, no, but we had already, we've already hung out, I knew her, right? Oh, was this a flirtatious? No, it wasn't a flirtatious, she's married. Oh. Yeah, yeah, it was just a joke, I was like, cause she was, it was right here, I go, can I smell your arm, may I smell your armpit?

16:48Bobby Lee:Okay, to your credit, she's sitting on you, you're in the scene together, her arm is around you.

16:52Khalyla Kuhn:They say cut, right, they're setting up a different thing, but like don't move because we're just doing a little adjustment. You wanna know if she's, you wanna just. I don't, that wasn't even in the thinking anyway, it was just something like, as a joke, I go, Hey, can I smell your armpit? Did it get a laugh? Yes. She laughed. She laughed. That's fine, it killed. She laughed. Stavros goes, you can't do that.

17:12Bobby Lee:He's jealous. That's a pure case of jealousy. Thank you so much. I would like to be able to smell her armpit, but I can't.

17:18Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, why can't we smell things? We should be able to. I think that's, huh? We should. If you ask nicely.

17:23Bobby Lee:If you say, may I? Yeah, yeah. And you said, may I smell?

17:26Khalyla Kuhn:May I smell?

17:26Bobby Lee:She gave you one big huff. Yes. What did it smell like?

17:30Khalyla Kuhn:Purity.

17:30Bobby Lee:Purity.

17:32Khalyla Kuhn:Purity as an essential oil. Like an essential oil.

17:36Bobby Lee:You had a lot of fun. The last couple of weeks you've been cruising.

17:39Khalyla Kuhn:My dog died.

17:41Bobby Lee:You got three more. A couple more dogs. It was the worst. It was awful. It was awful. It was awful. Bring the girls in. Bring the girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel bad that the dog died. Broke my heart. Wow. Hello. Look at this for Fancy's birthday. Wow. And you guys wanted to sing your song that you guys wrote for his birthday.

18:01Khalyla Kuhn:in Spanish, so, and you've been rehearsing it. Last night, they were watching the Harry Styles thing. Yeah. Who wasn't? Who wasn't? Who wasn't, I thought.

18:09Bobby Lee:Is that what that line is for on Melrose? Is that for Harry Styles? Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh, the, he likes watching you, something? Look up line in Los Angeles on Melrose. I thought, somebody told me it was for Harry Styles, but there's been a line for like four days straight. What's going on? A line on the streets of Melrose for Harry Styles. Is he releasing an album, like signing or something? He already released his new album, but it's on Netflix. Okay, look at this. Fans line up overnight for Harry Styles' LA pop-up. Dude, it was around the block. Because it's Harry. But you just waited outside to do what?

18:45Bobby Lee:He's not there. He's not there. But maybe merch? Maybe merch. Maybe merch. All right, so sing Fancy Be the Song.

18:50Khalyla Kuhn:Well, so last night they were watching the Harry Styles thing, and then I heard them say, well, I know that it's Andreas' birthday. It is. Let's write, you know, a song for his birthday. and I heard them rehearsing. Let's hear it. And I can't wait to hear it. So, yeah. And I know that Issa, you start off with the first of hers, right? So let's go. Let's go. I'm so excited. Happy birthday, by the way. Here we go. Here's your present. That's fine.

19:13Happy birthday to Andres. Mi amor. Mi amor. We love you. Happy birthday. Ay, ay, ay.

19:30Bobby Lee:Yeah. Now you guys rehearsed that for how many hours? About three hours.

19:35Khalyla Kuhn:About three hours. Yeah, yeah. It's a long... She wrote, yeah. You wrote the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. She sat down and wrote it. It was beautiful. Yeah, yeah.

19:43Bobby Lee:We should give Andres his gift. We bought him... You guys know he's been wanting a new car for a long time.

19:49Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

19:49Bobby Lee:You got him a car? We decided... We decided, yeah. He's gonna get a Tesla.

19:53Khalyla Kuhn:A Tesla, yep.

19:54Bobby Lee:Oh, my God. But we got you a Cybertruck. Is that okay? Yeah, that's fine.

19:57Khalyla Kuhn:But it's a toy one, right? There you go. There you go.

20:01Bobby Lee:Thank you, guys.

20:02Khalyla Kuhn:That cost, you know how much that cost? $4.95, dude.

20:06Bobby Lee:So, happy birthday. Happy birthday, dude. And your daughter can go right here in the back. In the back. Beep, beep, right in the back of the Cybertruck.

20:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yep.

20:12Bobby Lee:Thank you, guys.

20:13Khalyla Kuhn:And if you look inside, it's one of his androids, his new robots. Yeah, yeah, he's in the other one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. Yeah, yeah. Here you go, man. Yeah, happy birthday, dude. Happy birthday, bud. Okay.

20:24Bobby Lee:Happy birthday. Happy birthday. What a good song you guys sung. What a great song, guys. By the way, you both look like you might be. Latina? Latina. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might be. That's a compliment. You more than you, though. Issa? Yeah, because the style is right. Well, she put all the effort. She did the whole thing.

20:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, Issa also is wearing more of a Spanish. Traditional Spanish. Yeah. You're more like Hollywood, what a Mexican would look like. It's like Dances with Wolves. Yes. Yeah. You're more dances as a Wolvesy kind of a native. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:58Bobby Lee:She looks like she buses tables at Casa Vega.

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24:36Bobby Lee:Girls talk about the dog. We're sorry about the dog. Oh, yeah. Who found the dog? You were out of town.

24:42Khalyla Kuhn:No, I was here.

24:42Bobby Lee:Oh, it died when you were here. So what happened?

24:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

24:45Bobby Lee:I thought you were gone when the dog died. No, no, no.

24:47Khalyla Kuhn:I was here. I was there. Didn't cry at all. What? Huh? Didn't cry at all. Why not? You didn't cry. No, I didn't cry at all. You were sobbing. You were wailing. Oh. Like a black person at a funeral. Why'd you take my baby? That's crazy. Dude, I was doing like rolls.

25:09Bobby Lee:So you were shocked, you were numb.

25:10Khalyla Kuhn:So this is what happened. Confused. Yeah, what happened was, so Remy is a dog that we've had for, I don't know, 15 years. It's gotta be a long time. 12 years. Yeah. And one of the fires, he was left at a pound, not pound, what do you call it? Yeah, a pound. A pound, yeah. And they said, you know, they had such an influx of animals coming in that Remy was one that they were gonna euthanize, right? So Kalilah and I went and picked up Remy as a foster dog. Yeah. And we would give Remy to a family. That dog would run away from that family.

25:48Bobby Lee:Come back to him.

25:49Khalyla Kuhn:And run toward our house in our direction. That's cute. Right? And he did that twice. So we kept him. You have to. Yeah, we have to keep Remy. You have to. And Remy is what a beautiful dog he was. And so on Friday, he was at, because he sometimes stays at our house and then sometimes at Kalilah's house. Right. And at this time, he was at Kalilah's house. She killed him.

26:16Bobby Lee:I knew it. I knew it. She strangled him to death. She strangled him to death. I knew it. I saw that coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he died at her home. No, no, no. Go ahead. She told me when I was babysitting there, like oh I think Remy's telling me that it's time no and he was just she was just crying and Remy was just like he couldn't even move anymore he couldn't pee like on his own it breaks my heart

26:43Khalyla Kuhn:and he couldn't yeah he wouldn't eat and then she just called me she's like she goes I go can we do it Wednesday can he die Wednesday yeah yeah yeah can we do it Wednesday can we schedule the death like not tomorrow yeah can we do Wednesday I'm free Wednesday Yeah yeah Because Thursday I have therapy You got stuff to do So that I can process it Right You know what I mean Let him die on Wednesday Yeah yeah And she's like Tomorrow He's gotta go So we go to Kalala's house And the whole process is weird Number one You know I've never The seven animals that I have Are the first animals I've ever bonded with I love them so much And I spend a lot of time With the animals I hope you know and I um so I don't know what the process is like so we're at the house and uh why is it so quiet in here we're listening to you oh yeah yeah yeah and you know a lady comes over right and it's very he started flirting wait wait wait wait wait wait why did she have to be so hot Yeah, she went in.

27:54Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God. She was so pretty.

27:55Bobby Lee:The nurse that came over? Oh my God. That came by.

27:58Khalyla Kuhn:It was like, that's my wife.

28:00Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah, and immediately he started making jokes. He's like. Yeah. And everyone just like looked at him weirdly. Yeah, but she was beautiful. And you were in a time of need. You were stressed. I understand this. Yeah, I was like doing. He was vulnerable. No, but we were crying and then he was like. He was crying as well, but he was crying for pussy. He was crying for help.

28:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I was doing like, hey, grasshopper walks into a bar. Our bartender says, hey, we have a name today after you. You have a grasshopper with Steve or whatever the fucking joke is. You got it. Yeah, I was like. You got it. That was it. It went over the joke. Home run. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was doing that. And then she gets serious. And she's like, this is the process. Do you know what the process is like or no?

28:40Bobby Lee:No, I'm sad to not know yet.

28:42Khalyla Kuhn:Do you want to know or no? I guess, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's two shots. Yeah.

28:48Bobby Lee:Two gunshots. Yes. Yeah. One seems like enough. Yeah. One to the heart, one to the heart, one to the head. Wow. Couldn't just do one? Yeah. I mean, a tough dog. I was semi.

29:02Khalyla Kuhn:Remy was a tough dog. Yeah, a tough dog. Two shots. And he was still going. He was still like hanging in there. He was hanging in there. He was hanging in there. Two shots. Yeah, yeah. Two shots. Yeah, so the first shots full of volume, other things, sedatives. Make it feel nice. To calm. Make it nice. You know what I mean? And he did a face like, you know, like one of those. At peace. At peace. And then the second shot is the thing. And then... That was it. Well, no, I'm not done.

29:31Bobby Lee:Oh, sorry.

29:32Khalyla Kuhn:What the fuck, bro? Sorry about that. I assume the second shot was kind of... That's not the end. It's like an A24 movie. Sometimes the ending, it just goes off. Like, you know, Lord of the Rings, the third one? It's a little too long. It should have ended when, you know what I mean, they all bowed to the hobbits. Remember that? You know what I mean? No. No, you don't bow, we bow, and everyone bowed. And then you're crying. It should have ended there. Yeah. But that's not what this movie is about. That's not what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This movie is going to continue, and it's not going to have a point.

30:01Khalyla Kuhn:Got it. I'm logged in. He had to do a speech.

30:07Bobby Lee:When Remy died. You said you wanted to do a speech, and that's when the vet was like, okay, you can do your speech.

30:12Khalyla Kuhn:No, it wasn't a speech, Juliana. I went up to Remy. I whispered something in his ear. That's not a speech. What did you whisper in his ear? But you were making a big deal out of it

30:23Bobby Lee:Well it's dead it's a big deal What did you whisper in his ear? This is pissing me off Wait wait wait

30:35Khalyla Kuhn:Was the vet still there? Yeah the whole time This is pissing me the fuck off I knew what was going on You don't know what's going on they're lying It sounds like they're telling the truth They're pan bonding it Don't pan Bondi this situation, all right? Now 50%. Now listen, that's what you're doing. So check it out, okay? I wanted to whisper something into Remy's ear, is what I was doing. No, but before that, you were like, can I just say something for everyone? And what did I say? You were just like, this dog has been. You just did a whole thing. And then you just said, I just kept looking at the - You're liar!

31:20I'm not! Liar! I'm not!

31:22Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. Anyway, I did a speech. What did you say in his ear? I think I did a speech. I'm taking this off. I'm fucking taking this off. I'm taking this off, right? I don't care. What did you say in his ear? Sweating, right? What'd you say? I just basically said, thank you. And I love you so much, and I'll see you again. You know, when death occurs, like my dad -

31:45Bobby Lee:You said the same thing to your dad.

31:50Khalyla Kuhn:and they did a selfie when death occurs I believe that when death occurs it's a weird feeling I always believe I'm going to see them again you will I always believe they're still with me I'm going to see them again and so it's almost like I'll see you soon maybe because I'll die soon I don't know I hope not I just feel like I'm going to see them again and I don't know man And that was one of the toughest. And we're making light of it and stuff like that. But it was tough, man. It was really hard. I wailed. I wailed.

32:27Bobby Lee:When you put him in that swaddling picture that you sent me of him in like a bed. It was like a bed that you made? No, they bring it. They brought the bed.

32:36Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

32:37Bobby Lee:And then they take it away or do you want Remy on your property? What do you mean? Well, people bury their animals in their yard all the time.

32:46Khalyla Kuhn:No, he's being cremated. They live in an apartment. We're going to get the ashes. There's a... You think I'm going to bring Remy back to my house and bury him in my backyard? People do do that. That's very... I have his hair.

32:57Bobby Lee:Yeah. You did.

32:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

32:58Bobby Lee:But that's not abnormal. People do bury their animals in their backyard.

33:00Khalyla Kuhn:But the hair between the sack and the bub hole, I wanted that hair. You wanted that? Yeah. For some reason. You wanted his nifkin. It's not even funny.

33:05Bobby Lee:No, it was very good.

33:06Khalyla Kuhn:It's not even funny. It's not even that funny. You know what I mean? But anyway.

33:09Bobby Lee:So they cremated Remy. Who's got the ashes? I think us. I think us. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know? You don't know where the ashes are? Yeah, we do, it's us. No, we're still in that way.

33:26Khalyla Kuhn:We just said it, dude. Okay, I got it. All right, get with it. Yeah, so, no, they bring their own bed and then it's their own blanket and they have flowers. Yeah. Right, and they just kind of take them away. And he goes, it's the bed. You know what I'm tired of, dude? this is because i didn't post about my dog dying on tiktok or instagram right yeah i'm tired of this is a photo when we first met that went right this is the last photo taken together i fucking hate that shit well do two months later the skeleton you know what i mean this is two years later i mean why don't you keep going with it then right why not yeah my point is is that it's not something to i don't want you know many people to go you know go oh i'm so sorry I know we're talking about it here on this podcast.

34:13Bobby Lee:We're going to get a sympathy a lot after this airs, for sure.

34:16Khalyla Kuhn:But that's not what we're... I mean, this is a podcast, and we tell our fans what really is going on.

34:21Bobby Lee:You just didn't want the attention.

34:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but to post it, I felt like it was weird. Who was posting it? Not us. I'm just saying when people do it...

34:29Bobby Lee:He's like when people lose their dogs and stuff, they post about it. Yeah, yeah. They do a thing. They do a video. They set up a camera and they do a thing.

34:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. But...

34:35Bobby Lee:Ring light and everything.

34:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but it was...

34:38Bobby Lee:There it is. First and last photo.

34:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, first and last photo. Oh, my God. I do cry when I do that.

34:42Bobby Lee:Well, see, some of these are weird because both died, the person and the dog in some of these.

34:46Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, they did?

34:47Bobby Lee:Yeah, that kid died tragically. The dog's still alive. Oh, it is? The dog is thriving. That's terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know what? A wonderful run, and you're going to get another dog again. No, I'm not. You got to get one. No, no, no, no. You got to do it. Dude, I'm down to six now. Get it up to seven. No, no, no, no.

35:05Khalyla Kuhn:Six is good.

35:06Bobby Lee:Six is enough?

35:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, we have three cats and three dogs. It's a perfect family. it's a good number it's a good number and um what are you gonna miss most about the dog oh my god about remy i love when dogs um we have one dog um that's a betrayer oh stubby yeah because stub loves everyone so it's not just you yeah if you walked in the house stub would hop on you best friend best friend great dog yeah right but remy wasn't like that remy's like no you're my guy

35:38Bobby Lee:loyal just to you

35:40Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah Julio's like that too

35:42Bobby Lee:yeah yeah

35:43Khalyla Kuhn:Goonie's not like that our cat our orange cat Goonie's a slut yeah Goonie's a slut yeah cats are either sluts or they don't talk to anybody yeah yeah that's why I love Bojo my white cat because he only loves me if I'm laying down he comes right to my chest and lays there just for you just for me right so Remy was like that and so I had a special bond with him in that way and I don't know I'm gonna miss him a lot

36:15Khalyla Kuhn:where's the joke where's your joke guy

36:19Bobby Lee:no I didn't I wanted you to get that out oh yeah

36:23Khalyla Kuhn:you should have a joke there guy

36:24Bobby Lee:yeah but your dog died take the hat off I really like it

36:29Khalyla Kuhn:mad homo

36:34Bobby Lee:I'm sad that your dog died

36:35Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it's devastating.

36:37Bobby Lee:And also, you know, I, you know. I played with my dog a lot when you told me your dog died.

36:41Khalyla Kuhn:Really?

36:42Bobby Lee:Took her outside and went nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fet her extra treats. How old is she? She's eight.

36:47Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God.

36:47Bobby Lee:Eight's a good number though. She's good. She's cruising.

36:49Khalyla Kuhn:It's a good number.

36:50Bobby Lee:But she is eight.

36:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

36:51Bobby Lee:She's not young.

36:52Khalyla Kuhn:It's, you know, no one ever told, you know, when you buy, not buy, when you, when you get a puppy, you're like, you just go, oh, but you just don't, you know, I had no idea that you could literally bond with it like it's family.

37:07Bobby Lee:Yeah, it is.

37:08Khalyla Kuhn:And then all of a sudden, oh, it's like my kid almost. Yeah, no, it is. That kind of connection, right? It's, it sucks. It sucks. It just sucks, man.

37:18Bobby Lee:Well, I think there's millions of people that are, oh, well, the fans who have that experience, they know. It sucks, but well, good memories. Good memories.

37:29Khalyla Kuhn:Can I get some towels cleaned? Oh my God, I will.

37:35Bobby Lee:When was the last time you did laundry? Mama, our mom, did laundry two days ago. But no towels. No towels. I'll do it tonight. Will you? I will. I will. Does that sound real? What happens? You wash, you fold? Yeah. Just like the old days.

37:52Khalyla Kuhn:Can I be honest with you? And this is not a joke, right? I've never seen them do anything. Oh my gosh. This is not a joke. You've never seen them do laundry? I've never seen them do anything. except lay down and watch HBO. You're always in your room. So how could you see us clean? That's why you never see us. What? You're always in your room. Yeah. So how could you see us? Guess what, guy? I'm like Daredevil. Okay? I have seven senses. Wow. He knows what you're doing. I have touch, right? Right, Carlos? Right? I have touch. I have vision, right? But I also have hearing abilities, right? And I know what a fucking, you know what I mean, washer sounds like when it goes off.

38:38Khalyla Kuhn:And a dryer. What does it sound like? Yeah. So when I'm in my room, my other senses don't receive those sounds. The frequencies. Those frequencies, okay? I'm daredevil. Yeah. Okay. I have hypersonic, you know what I mean? I'm like a bat, the echo. No fucking dryer. No dryer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll wash tonight. Okay, my senses better feel it.

39:06Khalyla Kuhn:My senses better feel it. I'll fold it nicely too. Like your mom does. I will. Do you know how to do it in the circular fashion?

39:16Khalyla Kuhn:It's kind of like that though. It's like a circular like I don't know where they learn it. It's great Maybe that from the islands or something, but it's a beautiful way of doing it. Well when they on the boat ride over Yeah, yeah, yeah, because if you fold it standard like just fold it like a fucking you know, I mean square no no no comprendo no comprendo right I want fucking circular perfectly in the fucking you know what I'm saying I'll ask my mom we'll call her

39:37Bobby Lee:my favorite is Issa using the fan like she like like it is outside and she's in the middle of a hot summer day in Mexico she's getting into it yeah no I love that get in character

39:50Khalyla Kuhn:and then we another thing is we I showed them the movie what movie did I show you The Edge of Tomorrow yeah pretty good movie That's a great movie.

39:59Bobby Lee:You guys watch that together? You see it? I watched...

40:02Khalyla Kuhn:Have you ever seen that movie?

40:03Bobby Lee:Yeah, years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the George Clooney movie this past weekend with my parents, where he's an actor. He's himself. He plays himself.

40:11Khalyla Kuhn:Is Sandler in it?

40:12Bobby Lee:Yeah.

40:12Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, yeah, yeah.

40:13Bobby Lee:He's his manager. Good? Jay Kelly. Good? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it was okay. It's hard. It's just Clooney being Clooney. It's like literally him playing... It's like a narrative of his real life.

40:24Khalyla Kuhn:Mm.

40:25Bobby Lee:And it just made me think how good it's gotta be to be Clooney. What's that? Oh, what's that? Someone here? Is there a delivery? I tell you, we have another delivery. Another birthday gift for you. Another car? No, look. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh. Taco Bell. Yay! I got your Taco Bell, Andres. What's the order that you gave them? I got beef, potato, griller, chicken, bacon, chalupa, large fries, another large fries. But I already ate the fries. Thank you. You ate both of the fries. Yeah smart.

41:00Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's the best part

41:02Bobby Lee:Have you ever had Taco Bell?

41:05Khalyla Kuhn:Not really. It's not Spanish.

41:07Bobby Lee:It's not

41:08Khalyla Kuhn:What is it?

41:09Bobby Lee:How is it not Spanish? How is it not Spanish?

41:13Khalyla Kuhn:taco taco and bell and There's so many bells in Spain, dude. It's a foot. It's a country. It was invented. I think yeah, Belle take a bite

41:21Bobby Lee:Don't just look at it. Take a bite. It's so disrespectful. She went out of her way to buy it.

41:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

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42:40Then there's Mr. Pibb, Sweet Cherry, Bold Outburst, the kind of flavor that gets attention.

42:46Khalyla Kuhn:Bull kick of cherry Hey yo Mr. Pitt Mmm Good right Mmm

42:53Bobby Lee:You like it? It's like the homeland No? No? Okay You don't like it? Mmm hmm Well give it to McCone He'll eat it You know he'll eat anything Yeah

43:00Khalyla Kuhn:Mmm hmm

43:01Bobby Lee:What does chalupa mean? It is A fried tortilla The shape of a boat With a spicy feeling But it's made up It's a taco It says right there In Spain and Latin America It's a small light boat Or canoe Yeah but isn't that What a taco is?

43:15Khalyla Kuhn:A little light boat? A little baby boat.

43:18Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a chalupa is... A thicker boat. A thicker boat. It's a thicker boat. It's a fried boat.

43:23Khalyla Kuhn:I see, I see, I see.

43:24Bobby Lee:A fried boat. Like you were on a chalupa at sea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were on a little chalupa.

43:28Khalyla Kuhn:I had two chalupas on my face. Yeah.

43:31Bobby Lee:A couple of tortas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some tortas. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, it means little boat or canoe. How do you not know that? Chalupas. Chalupa. Look, on the horizon, a chalupa. That's what they would say. Yeah. A little tiny boat.

43:45Khalyla Kuhn:Also what I've been doing for these girls Is I set up The VR Sandbox Did we talk about that already?

43:55Bobby Lee:What's a VR sandbox?

43:58Khalyla Kuhn:Get with the program guy

43:59Bobby Lee:What is it? I don't know what it is Google me VR sandbox These guys don't know Sandbox VR Oh that's where you guys went and fought Zombies I saw that video yeah yeah was that fucking amazing where'd you guys do that at

44:16Khalyla Kuhn:we did that on La Ciena like more Century City yeah that's us

44:21Bobby Lee:your position looks good

44:22Khalyla Kuhn:yeah my position great look

44:23Bobby Lee:yeah look at my position you know what the funny thing is he even puts a gun down like a soldier so he doesn't shoot friendly fire

44:31Bobby Lee:he even knows he knows he got to get his own that's how you reload reload yeah yeah reload

44:37Khalyla Kuhn:you're reloading a lot there you're shooting a lot the two girls the girl I'm seeing and us and you know who got number one? You cheated. You cheated. You bought the laser gun. So obviously you'd win. It's all teenagers and then this 54 year old. Yeah. Yeah, with the laser gun. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you got the upgrade and they didn't get it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

45:00Bobby Lee:Give me all the drinks. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

45:04Khalyla Kuhn:There's two things going on here that made me mad. Okay. Okay, yes. Let's do two things. Two things, yeah. I cheated. Yeah. Okay, I cheated. I bought the laser gun. Did you guys have access to the laser gun? No, me and the girl I'm seeing got the laser guns.

45:23Bobby Lee:And she still couldn't win with a laser gun?

45:24Khalyla Kuhn:She took second.

45:25Bobby Lee:Okay. Wait, what was the upgrade? You had to pay for the laser?

45:29Khalyla Kuhn:And they only gave you two upgrades. You're only allowed to have two laser guns, right? So I go, what do you want? I guess I'll take the handgun. You know what I mean? I'm like... Yeah, spraying everywhere.

45:41Bobby Lee:No wonder why. Play the video. Look at his stance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The kid's going in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the left, on the right. On the left, on the right. Yeah, yeah. You guys screaming, bumping into each other is the funniest part. That's the funniest.

45:53Khalyla Kuhn:Screaming. It was only her, by the way. Yeah, yeah. And then, let's address the second thing. One 54-year-old. You don't think I forgot? You don't think I forgot that comment? A 54-year-old? Yeah, you know what, dude? I'm a child. Okay? I play whimsical games. You do? Yeah, yeah. You like that. What did we do yesterday? that I set up. Escape room. Escape room. Why do you like those? It was very fun. It was fun.

46:17Bobby Lee:Such a white person thing to do.

46:18Khalyla Kuhn:I know, but I set things up. You know what I mean? I'm a guy that plans. Did you escape? We did escape. We did. Yeah, we did escape.

46:28Bobby Lee:Who figured out the escape? What? Who figured out the escape? The people that worked there.

46:34Khalyla Kuhn:It's like hint, hint, hint, hint. All right? We didn't do shit. They told you. Oh, yeah. Bobby wasn't the team leader. Yeah. Actually, we did a lot. And then the only thing you were doing was like, I think we got to take a hint.

46:55Khalyla Kuhn:Who took the... Stop. Who took the wire? Well, I opened the thing. Who took the wire with the hook? Who took the wire and the hook, put it in the hole, and got the key out of the contract? But you were screaming at her. Yeah. And you were - Okay. Who did that? You. That was complex. Okay. You were getting angry. You were so angry. You were screaming at her. Screaming at who? The girl. Yeah. My date. Yeah, your date. Yeah, yeah. You were so angry at her. Yeah, because she wasn't doing it right. She - It's one of those - It's one of those things. Why are you smiling? I'm listening. All right, so basically what this situation is, is this, okay?

47:37Khalyla Kuhn:it's like a gigantic fish kind of like a fish bowl. No like yeah bowl gigantic one with levels to it.

47:45Bobby Lee:Right.

47:46Khalyla Kuhn:It's like a fiberglass with little tiny holes in it. Right. On the bottom is a key. Right. You stick a Alright. You stick the little you know what I mean metal thing with a hook on it inside the tiny hole and then there's another hole she has a stick all right she has a stick as well right i got it now you gotta bring your bring your stick over to hook mine so then i can stick it out and stick it into the other hole so we can bring it up so we can get it out of the bigger hole on top got it right yeah that's all i was doing and she couldn't do that we eventually did it okay we eventually did you got in a fight about it it's not a fight about it it's screaming at her I go, you're not doing it right.

48:32Khalyla Kuhn:No, that sounds like a fight. No, that's just me being a leader. Did she get upset? It's me being Hegshef. You're Hegshef. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm warring it out. You know what I mean? You got to be a commander. You got to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, we did get out.

48:46Bobby Lee:Yeah, on time. We got out on time. Yeah, on time. Yeah. Speaking of touring comedians, this guy, big tour coming up, announced the finally tour. And then I'm done. Congrats.

48:56Khalyla Kuhn:I'm done.

48:57Bobby Lee:You're done what? Tourium. You're done what? Done. done stand-up for a while i stink that smells like bullshit yeah you stink too no you stink okay let me smell your armpits no but it looks awesome you're gonna this is your first time doing theater tour i wanted to i've never done theater tour huh i've never done one well i wanted to announce that i think it's an important moment in comedy because most times you've never done a theater tour it's a it's an amazing it's my first one it's incredible so yeah i think it's so cool dude yeah yeah thank you what are you guys excited about yeah coachella oh no you're gonna go are you you're not going dude bob is going with that i had to buy them that is embarrassing we haven't bought it yet i haven't bought it yet no we have a big bill i know it's expensive what is how much is coachella to go to i don't know anything about it these guys do google what is a regular coachella ticket cost right now well right now yeah what is that what do you already know?

49:51Yeah, because they're at$1 ,000 right now.

49:53Bobby Lee:$1 ,000 a person to go to Coachella? Normally, they're$500, I believe. Holy shit. That's just a regular admission ticket. I went the third year it existed. If you and I went,

50:03Khalyla Kuhn:just you and I went, it'd be free. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just you and I, but you just don't want to go with just you and I. Yeah, but you said you get it for me for my birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

50:13Bobby Lee:Who's the headliners this year? I don't fucking know. I don't give a shit. Sabrina, Justin Bieber, Karol G. Sabrina Carpenter. He's opening up a Tesla at the Tesla car. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, dude. Okay, so wait a minute. Which weekend are you going? I'm sorry, are you Justin Bieber? She's going weekend too. So this is the second weekend. So you guys are going to see Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber, and who's Karol G? Am I out? Am I gone? Am I stupid? I don't know who that is.

50:39Khalyla Kuhn:The Strokes and Interpol.

50:40Bobby Lee:Karol G is bigger than Young Thug? Yes. Who's Karol G? She's like a Latino artist. why are they putting all these latino people all over our line do i do we i get is she playing the

50:51Khalyla Kuhn:super bowl next year he's really good carol g do i get interpol and strokes yeah you yeah because we know we know paul from you know love yeah yeah he's like one of the cool and i love the strokes

51:03Bobby Lee:so i mean that'll be good for me zoom in you'll be there what does it feel like to be on the second night there after bieber go zoom into the second night there what does that feel like to be yamaguchi last on the list that would be Bad Friends if we headlined something yeah yeah we'd be after Mahmoud Orban and Reardon

51:20Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah

51:21Bobby Lee:De Spitz and What Amore Gen C Bad Friends and Yamaguchi hello

51:25Khalyla Kuhn:this is Yamaguchi

51:26Bobby Lee:are you still coming?

51:29Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know why you put me last?

51:31Bobby Lee:no no no you're first no no no because in Japan no in your country don't you read backwards right to left? but still in our country if the last

51:39Khalyla Kuhn:name is the last

51:42Bobby Lee:Interesting.

51:43Khalyla Kuhn:It should go Justin Bieber and then Yamaguchi. I don't know.

51:47Bobby Lee:We'll work on it. Okay. That's crazy. That's crazy. David Byrne. This is really good. Somber. There's some really great stuff.

51:54Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

51:54Bobby Lee:Royal Otis. Love. You guys are going to have such a fucking fun time. I'm so happy I won't be there.

51:59Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

52:01Bobby Lee:When is it? April 11th. 17th through the 19th.

52:05Khalyla Kuhn:March, April. March, April. April? Yeah, next month, the 17th through the 19th. A month from tomorrow. Oh my God.

52:12Bobby Lee:I'm so excited for you guys. You have to come. That's awesome. You gotta go. But we want you to go. Why? Because it's a long drive.

52:24Bobby Lee:It's an absolute fucking nightmare. It's a nightmare. Yeah, I would never, I'd fucking -

52:28Khalyla Kuhn:Remember that one, dude, that one year. Do you remember that one year? So funny. I know we've talked about it before.

52:32Bobby Lee:You guys got stuck for like five hours.

52:34Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no, no, no. That's not what it was. Was is that I, can I tell the story again? Oh, I remember. What is it? Yeah, you called. So I called. Yeah, I called my agents. And I go, you know, Kalilah and the girls want to go, right? Yeah. And they're like, yo, I pay for it, right? Which was, by the way, ungrateful. You guys do the towels tonight. You do the towels tonight, all right? You want to go to a fuck in the desert? Towels tonight, dude. All of them folded in a circling fashion, okay? So anyway, my agent goes, yeah, all right. And, you know, I pay for it, right? and the day of Kalilah goes you literally have to be there to pick up the tickets at the box office and I go I have to drive four hours into the desert and then drive back and she's like yeah and I did that

53:23Bobby Lee:and you found out when you got there that you didn't have to do that yes maybe the best part about all of it you didn't actually have to do that but you should go to this cause you're gonna have a blast with them you're gonna go see some great bands Interpol's gonna fucking rip I mean think how many things there's a lot of bands that you definitely want to see

53:41Khalyla Kuhn:Moby okay okay so here's the thing this is the this is gonna be the first and last time I go to fucking hotel okay you already went I've never been yeah I went to pick up the tickets and I go back yeah yeah I never went I'm gonna go inside yeah yeah I'm telling you right now I don't care if next year Harry Styles is gonna be there I don't give a fuck I ain't going no all right so are you sure this is the year you want to go? Yeah. For that weekend with Justin Bieber.

54:10Bobby Lee:I know you're going to love Justin Bieber. You're going to have so much fun. I'm not going to see Justin Bieber. What do you mean? He's on the main stage. I know, but I'm not going to like physically be around him. No, but you're

54:19Khalyla Kuhn:going to be dancing your little heart out to Justin Bieber. I don't know what he's going to be. Sing me a song.

54:23Bobby Lee:Baby, baby.

54:24Khalyla Kuhn:Oh yeah, I will be. I will be. I will be. I will be. I will be.

54:27Bobby Lee:And then the other one I like is, if you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you can go and love yourself. My mama don't like you and she likes everyone. You're going to fucking love it. Dude, you're going to have so much fun. It's like the boat. You thought you didn't like the boat. You got on the boat. You had so much fun on the boat.

54:49Khalyla Kuhn:You told me I wasn't going to like the boat.

54:51Bobby Lee:I don't like the boat. I know, but you told me that I wasn't going to have a bad time on the boat. I was projecting. You're projecting. Yeah, because I don't want to do the boat.

54:55Khalyla Kuhn:Can I pitch you the Bad Friends boat ride?

54:57Bobby Lee:Yeah, pitch it. I'm not gonna catch it, but pitch it.

55:00Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. You're gonna be on a boat.

55:07Khalyla Kuhn:What is it? Okay, so we'll all be there. The girls too, right? Okay. We're on a boat, okay? We're on a boat. And all of our fans are gonna be there.

55:17Bobby Lee:All the fans are gonna be there. Yep, okay. I'm already, I'm already shaking. Pretty good, right? I'm shaking. I think my proposal's good so far, right? Okay, here's the thing. All of our fans are going to be there on a boat. On a boat. Yeah.

55:30Khalyla Kuhn:All right. You and I will perform. We'll just do two shows in the main stage.

55:35Bobby Lee:One show one night, one show the other night.

55:38Khalyla Kuhn:If the boat is Sunday through Thursday, we'll do a Monday night show and a Wednesday night show.

55:44Bobby Lee:Is that what they usually are? Sunday to Thursday?

55:46Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Is that what you do? I mean, that's what we did. Okay. Although when we landed, we saw Chelsea Lynn. Getting on the boat. Yeah. They're like, ours are next. Oh, they were doing a boat. The same boat that we were on. Oh, well, they just flip these boats. They clean it so fast. Flip these boats, man. They flip it, dude.

56:00Bobby Lee:Flip these boats.

56:01Khalyla Kuhn:They flip them.

56:02Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a better proposal. No, no.

56:04Khalyla Kuhn:I'm not done with my proposal.

56:05Bobby Lee:We take... How about this?

56:06Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

56:07Bobby Lee:We take a flight from LA to San Francisco.

56:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

56:11Bobby Lee:Our fans can buy tickets on that plane. We'll do a little stand-up. It'll be a 45-minute flight. We'll get off, and that'll be it.

56:17Khalyla Kuhn:No.

56:17Bobby Lee:Okay.

56:18Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

56:18Bobby Lee:Bad friends air flight.

56:19Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. And then we get to control the lineups. Okay. So we'll call our friends in. Hey, Gillis. hey you won't do it yeah shane gillis already no no we'll call shane gillis you know what you're

56:31Bobby Lee:right i'll call sandler kevin hart yeah yeah guys bill burr bill burr yeah louis and i'll go guys we gotta do a boat thing yeah yeah i get nervous on those things i know but it's a once in a lifetime

56:42Khalyla Kuhn:opportunity to really see your fans i believe in multiple lives so i do i'll do another life

56:48Bobby Lee:and also there's gambling i do love gambling yeah so there was a there's a casino right and i was

56:54Khalyla Kuhn:playing black jock all night long it was so so i do love that but is it real money or is it no it's real money you're actually losing money you're losing money on the boat yeah i lost about

57:01Bobby Lee:three grand okay yeah yeah but um notable incidents of boat rides uh 2025 carnival horizon had somebody kill another man man overboard on the uh morella explorer uh so november twice in august passengers drowned carnival's new celebration key resort in the bahamas all 2025 passenger died aboard the carnival dream this feels like a lot these are old people no i would hope so yeah yeah but i don't know yeah yeah what if our fans are old by the way we want our fans to come on this boat but you have to be over 65 to yeah yeah the shows are at 3 30 p.m yeah i'll tell you the

57:34Khalyla Kuhn:negatives though you'll tell me the negatives of what i'll tell you the negatives you tell me the negatives first boat okay okay all right that's good that's a good name okay that's a really good

57:42Bobby Lee:negative boat at sea trap nowhere to go okay very good breaks out sick something breaks how to get off this thing. Middle of the ocean. Okay. Pirates. What did I just say? I love juice. Oh, yeah, yeah. What are the negatives? Give me the list of the negatives because I already feel it. I'm scared.

58:01Khalyla Kuhn:It's the food. The food's terrible. It's not good. Yeah, it's cooked on a boat. What? It's cooked on a boat. Even the fancy Italian restaurant you make up to make a reservation, it's all of Garton. You know what I mean? It's not good. You know what I mean? And then the teppanyaka, you know what I mean?

58:17Bobby Lee:The teppanyaki wasn't good?

58:18Khalyla Kuhn:No. Blown away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

58:20Bobby Lee:The boat teppanyaki wasn't good.

58:22Khalyla Kuhn:And then there's this thing where it's a 24-hour free, just, you know, everyone's there to eat. A buffet. Buffet, right? Those are my favorite. It is terrible. It's bad. Oh my God, it is bad.

58:37Bobby Lee:Well, you're not pitching it well to our fans. No, those are the bad aspects. Oh, so they can, okay. Yeah, the good aspect,

58:43Khalyla Kuhn:great spa. Wonderful spa. Great spa, great, that the pool right pool's great pool fun yeah right i have a pool

58:55Khalyla Kuhn:you have a pool i have a pool too yeah yeah all right you just go to your pool yeah yeah go to your pool um but here's another thing i would like to another thing that i would like to pitch to you it's a it's connective tissue I'm listening it's people that love you right our fans and us connecting in a way right it's a very special experience for our biggest fan because only our biggest fans will be on the boat

59:26Bobby Lee:so you're saying because I will say this all joking aside I we adore the fans we appreciate them so much I love the fans I love seeing them I love it a lot

59:35Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

59:36Bobby Lee:But you're saying the way to really get close to the fans is to make them pay to come on a boat to see us.

59:41Khalyla Kuhn:It's not just the pay to get on the boat.

59:43Bobby Lee:Oh, so it's free.

59:43Khalyla Kuhn:No, you have to pay. Okay. Okay. You have to pay. It's them being with us.

59:48Bobby Lee:On the boat.

59:49Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

59:49Bobby Lee:So it's like after a show, it's like going out and sitting in the middle of the audience after the show. But it's wavy. It's wavy too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to be honest and say this. Yeah. Because I love bands.

1:00:02Khalyla Kuhn:Let's do a vote. Carl, let's do it online. Whatever we can do. Yeah, if people would, if they would come. Let's just see how many people would come. Okay.

1:00:10Bobby Lee:You know what this is like?

1:00:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah.

1:00:11Bobby Lee:You know when a buddy does Coke? And somebody does Coke and they come up with like a harebrained business scheme. And they're like, it's going to be amazing. And they pitch it to you when they're sober. And you're like, I don't know if you should do that chicken shop laundromat you were thinking of. Yeah, but sometimes YouTube. Sometimes YouTube. Yeah, yeah, that Chinese guy and that other guy, right? Sometimes it works.

1:00:29Khalyla Kuhn:Hey, what do you think of this thing where everyone comes up?

1:00:30Bobby Lee:Every comic I know who's been on these cruises, Swartzen included, just did the exact same thing. Yeah, what? I want to do a cruise. We should do a cruise. Swartzen said the exact same thing. I know. He was like, I want to do a Swartzen cruise. Yeah. And every other person that's done him goes, I want to do it. I want to do my own cruise. Yeah. So everyone gets this bug. Yeah, because we did it and we had fun. I know. You don't know anything about it.

1:00:49Khalyla Kuhn:That's why I think you should do it.

1:00:50Bobby Lee:I'm not fun.

1:00:52Khalyla Kuhn:Here we go. That's the truth. Right, ladies? Who's funner? Tito Bobby or Tito Andrew?

1:00:57Bobby Lee:Tito Bobby. See? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're fun. So do a Bobby Lee cruise and I'll wave from the shore. And there's Andrew right on the side. Okay. I'll get on the boat with you. No, you won't.

1:01:10Khalyla Kuhn:There's no way. That was the thing that we talked about on the boat. Me and Nick are like, imagine Andrew here right now. Why wouldn't I do it?

1:01:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I'd rather do a show on land for the fans. Okay, good. It's different. It's a different thing. But anyway, let's move on from it. Yeah, yeah. And you're trapped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you guys do it? Yeah.

1:01:33Bobby Lee:That'd be fun, right? Fancy would not want to do it. Carlos would do it.

1:01:37Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, yeah, Carlos. Carlos and McComb would do it. Yeah.

1:01:39Bobby Lee:Because they could be little bad boys at night.

1:01:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. They could roam around looking for girls. Get every STD. Imagine. Oh, my. Yeah, he's fucking a mermaid. How'd you get a mermaid?

1:01:51Bobby Lee:And a siren. How about this? If the boat doesn't go far, I could do it. Yeah, it didn't go far. No, I'll do one here to Catalina. How about that? I'll do a Catalina boat tour. A ferry. A ferry. You want to do a ferry? I'll do a ferry. We'll do a ferry. I'm a big... Rowboat.

1:02:06Khalyla Kuhn:We can rowboat. Yeah, we can rowboat. Sailboat. Sail with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:09Bobby Lee:Come sail away.

1:02:10Khalyla Kuhn:Come sail away. Come sail away with me.

1:02:13Bobby Lee:And then you have to raise the bow.

1:02:15Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

1:02:16Bobby Lee:No, I just have a legitimate fear of...

1:02:18Khalyla Kuhn:Or we could do like the ending of Titanic where I'm just on a fucking... You're on top, right? Floating on the wood. And I'm about to die. And I'm just... Let's just do that.

1:02:29Khalyla Kuhn:Anyway.

1:02:30Bobby Lee:If you can find a more clever way to get our fans together, I am down.

1:02:32Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

1:02:33Bobby Lee:Not a boat, but I would love to interact with the fans, just not on a boat.

1:02:36Khalyla Kuhn:What do you guys want?

1:02:38Bobby Lee:To interact with the fans. Do you want a bad friend's boat tour? That'd be fun. I'd show up to shit, dude. Yeah, I will. How about this? How about we get you two on a boat all the way back to the Philippines? Yes, one way.

1:02:50Khalyla Kuhn:But that's it. Yeah, we fly back. Yeah, we fly back. Yeah, yeah.

1:02:55Bobby Lee:We send you and then we fly back.

1:02:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:57Bobby Lee:Now, you could convince me.

1:03:00Khalyla Kuhn:There's just no way. There is ways.

1:03:02Bobby Lee:There is ways. To do a boat. You could convince me if it was a short trip and it was, yeah, you could convince me.

1:03:09Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, what's the shortest trip that we could do, Carlos? Well, going to the Philippines.

1:03:13Bobby Lee:Sailing to the Philippines takes four to eight weeks or more. It's going to be pretty tough. Imagine, imagine. That one's going to. Imagine.

1:03:20Khalyla Kuhn:Imagine Andrew's just in his cabin.

1:03:24Bobby Lee:And they can't get me off the hook because I'm swinging. Imagine. Wait, let me say something. Yeah, yeah. I would shoot a reality TV show of you and I and them taking a boat to the Philippines. That I would do. That would be fucking hilarious. We'd have to live on the boat for how long? Four to eight weeks. I could do that for four weeks. Just us four? You have to speed. Well, it'd be with other people. We'd be going to the Philippines. It'd be a lot of like, everyone's going to the Philippines.

1:03:57Khalyla Kuhn:I know, but like our fans too can buy tickets.

1:04:00Bobby Lee:Why with the fans and the tickets? It's just for us.

1:04:03Khalyla Kuhn:For us to go to the Philippines. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have a connection with my fan day. Stop it. I'm sorry that I'm grateful for their love. This is good.

1:04:14Bobby Lee:Turn up the gas. All right. This is good.

1:04:17Khalyla Kuhn:I'm grateful. I'm grateful to them. Some people aren't. Some people are. Watch. Some people are... That's what they're doing it for. Am I not right?

1:04:30Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:04:31Khalyla Kuhn:That's the reason I do it. Don't get angry. Are you angry? No. No, don't look at me. Are you angry? I'm too tired to be angry. Okay, good. You tired, bud?

1:04:40Bobby Lee:I'm so tired. Why? I was with my parents for two weeks straight. Oh, that's right. How are they? I don't know. Okay. That was great. We spent time in Arizona and we did that whole thing. Then I brought them back here to LA. The problem is when people come into town, you have to do things all the time. There isn't a day that's off.

1:04:55Khalyla Kuhn:I bet you all your hard work with your parents that they're grateful. Yeah, they are. I bet at night they think to themselves, what a great son that we have. I hope so. Yeah, and we're grateful for his effort. I hope so. Yeah, we love him for him playing ahead, right? And all the things that our son does for us. And we're willing to do anything to make our son happy.

1:05:17Bobby Lee:And then the very next day they called because they couldn't log into Apple TV and we yelled at each other on the phone for 15 minutes.

1:05:22Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, exactly.

1:05:22Bobby Lee:He's like, why can't I type my fucking name in the goddamn Apple TV?

1:05:27Khalyla Kuhn:Is that what your dad did?

1:05:28Bobby Lee:Yeah, and then I had to FaceTime. I had to FaceTime with my mom so I could watch what he was typing. And he incorrectly put the password in three times. And instead of just doing backspace, he cleared it every time. So he had to redo it every fucking time. Wow. Lovely people. Yeah. I love him so much.

1:05:43Khalyla Kuhn:So, you know.

1:05:45Bobby Lee:But the stress of family is hard. It's hard. Especially if it's not actually blood. Isn't that not hard?

1:05:49Khalyla Kuhn:Is the stress of family hard No Yeah yeah For me it is It's a wait I'll clean the towels Yeah that's not what I was saying That's not what I was saying I'll clean your room You haven't cleaned it yet Not yet I told you to clean it Because we had to go here Yeah we had to come here

1:06:07Bobby Lee:Oh yeah that's right Okay Well we didn't give fancy Any air time whatsoever

1:06:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah yeah Let's talk about fancy Can I just I'll be honest with you I swear to God On my mother's life

1:06:22Bobby Lee:On her left half because you can hear Yeah yeah yeah

1:06:25Khalyla Kuhn:My mother's right ear When I was on the boat Some guy pulled me aside he goes You know what makes the show And I go me and Andrew And he goes no fancy He's right He goes he makes the show He's the bind he's the adhesive without that i don't think carlos or mccone never mentioned their names yeah yeah yeah no i i i swear to god that's what he said to me all right what'd you say best middleman best middleman best middleman

1:07:00Bobby Lee:i don't even know he said best middleman yeah but i just don't say it again best middleman no say it again best middleman that's middle my man okay good do you have anything to say for your birthday? Yeah. Do you feel good? Do you feel older? Do you have a speech?

1:07:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yes. I have a speech. Okay, go ahead. I feel so loved.

1:07:16Bobby Lee:Thank you for being a bad friend.

1:07:21Thank you.

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