Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura

10:31Bobby Lee:Thunderous. The reception this guy gets. Yeah, it's unbelievable. And that's what's going to be like when the special comes out. That's going to be the exact same thing. People are going to lose their minds. They are going to lose their minds. I know that. It's going to be fucking great. I know that as a fact. You know what I take - Hold on. The whites are talking Okay We're proud of him Yeah We're very proud of him To get a little guy like this up there And doing his thing It's gonna be fucking amazing Now do you feel a little bit better?

10:54Andrew Santino:Yeah

10:54Bobby Lee:You're getting hyped up

10:55Andrew Santino:I sure do I feel jazzed This is a No This is a look And let me tell you something Whatever you're doing dude Fuck off Go back to Austin Go back Come on Yeah yeah I'm tired of it dude Why are you tired of it? I love you I love you too Yeah, yeah, yeah. When does it come out? Do you know when it comes out already? In November. Oh, so you got some time. For reshoots. We need, you know. Yeah, we need reshoots. It's gonna be some reshoots. Okay, here we go, Mr. Director.

11:26Bobby Lee:Well, first of all - It says Mr. Director. Andreas is back, and we want to welcome back our old friend Andreas, who hasn't been around. Andres, and you guys can speak in tongues like you guys do to each other. You asked for the bathroom key. Yes. And how did he say it to you? What did he say?

11:44Bobby Lee:Yeah, where's the mayo? Yeah, please. It's right here. You feeling a little bit better now? Is he directing? Are you directing it? No. No, no, no. Louis Katz. Louis Katz, the legendary Louis Katz. You know Louis? I do know Louis Katz. Yeah, Louis Katz is gonna do it. Fantastic. Did you consider it? For no. I can say it. I'm happy.

12:05Andrew Santino:Not even.

12:06Bobby Lee:By the way, I've seen that movie. It's a great movie. It's great.

12:10Andrew Santino:I did consider it.

12:11Bobby Lee:You did.

12:11Andrew Santino:Yeah. He just doesn't know my act as well as Louis does. That's not why. Yeah. I need performance notes. You wanted a comedian to do that. Can I just throw something in here though? Was there no thought of reaching out to me? Yeah. You would never direct my special. Why would I not direct your special? You would never do it. Why? Why would I ask and get rejected by you? I would never reject you. Oh, so what would you say? I call ding ding. Hello. Is that your mom's house? Yes Yeah yeah Is this the corporate The corporate center Of your mom's house Yes Can I get linked Into the Tom Segura The president please Sure yes Hold on a second Hello This is the second assistant You want to talk to the first assistant Yeah yeah I'm Bobby Lee Have you heard of me Yeah I know But I'm friends with Tom Okay I'll send you over To the first assistant I was already at The first assistant And he sent me To the second assistant I need to talk to Tom Okay He's not picking up My phone calls Which Asian is this I'm Korean Hold on Yeah yeah yeah Did you see Asian or agency?

13:13Andrew Santino:Asian's fine Anyway I know Can I talk to Segura? Is there somebody closest to Segura I could talk to? He loves Grandma Kim's Hold on one second And then they pass you through Hey Bobby Hello Tom? Yeah Hey What's up man? What's up man? What are you doing? Groovy What are you calling for? What's up? What's the call for? I just want to see how you were Oh I'm good man How are you? The dogs? We don't have dogs I'm sure you will I'm sure you will dude My son's allergic I thought you knew that How are the kids? They're good they're allergic to dogs Christina? Alive and well That's fantastic wow what a show you're running Thanks man Tired of talking to me?

13:55Andrew Santino:Not at all I could hear something in your voice No bro what's going on how's Andrew? Oh he's fine and dandy He's hanging out with his friends Taylor Swift and Barack Obama shit is he friends with them yeah yeah he's is he there he's not around no hey tom i'm here

14:13Bobby Lee:hey buddy you came out of nowhere bud hey hey dude i picked up the line upstairs oh i see uh you know what's going on bobby you can hang up so good to hear what's going on what's up dude what's up bro nothing bobby was gonna ask you if you direct a special what he was gonna ask you why the fuck would i he's not on the phone no he's i'm still here oh hey bob Hey! Shit.

14:34Andrew Santino:Hey, so can you? When is it? Oh, it's going to be January 16th and 17th. That's right. Oh, I have a stool sample thing I got to do for my guy. Oh, yeah. You told me about that. I don't know. Can you move that? I don't think you can. I don't think you can move that. You know what I could do, though? I could ask. Yeah. Ask who? I'll ask the doctor. Okay. And if the doctor says no, the doctor comes first. Right. Okay. You have any suggestions of somebody that could direct it, you think? have fun and do your best will you consider it Tom? Bob? see that's what's gonna happen that's why I don't call you would have done it in a heartbeat wow that's nice to know but I will say this I think Louis Katz is super talented he's the man

15:27Bobby Lee:and he's gonna make something glorious

15:29Andrew Santino:because he's so like hands-on rookie quarterback 24-7 it's a big risk you know but I like it it's smart he's great get him out there on the field he can play he's gonna play he's gonna play well although the other day I go do you have any audience shots he goes we're not doing that I'm on his team I don't like him yeah yeah yeah

15:48Bobby Lee:I don't like him you don't need him why does the audience you have one locked off just for edits right just because you're like I want to jump he's doing it yeah yeah I never liked it why does the audience need to see the audience

16:00Andrew Santino:I did not I did not know Who do you direct shows?

16:03Bobby Lee:I don't remember

16:04Andrew Santino:No, but do you have different people doing it in different shows?

16:07Bobby Lee:The glorious Brandon Dermer did it Our good friend Brandon Dermer Oh, Derman did one

16:09Andrew Santino:He did White Noise Oh, he did? Yeah Amazing Yeah And Home Field Advantage Who direct shows? Do you have different people? I've had, for the last two, I had Ryan Polito I had Jay Karas do one I had Rami Hashash do one

16:23Bobby Lee:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

16:24Andrew Santino:How many have you done? Four? Six You've done six specials already? Yeah All Netflix? oh we're on netflix yeah yeah yeah wow yeah there's one out right now man there's one out right now teacher teacher yeah go check it out on youtube it's on netflix

16:44Andrew Santino:netflix youtube whatever we're not we're on youtube yeah yeah whatever yeah yeah yeah

16:48Bobby Lee:oh i'm sorry i was i can't make a joke to the king premier league you know oh oh premier league He's then the Premier League. Yeah, yeah.

16:57Andrew Santino:I'm in the third division. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I see. What are some of the teams that we're aligned with? I'm Portsmouth. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Very good. I'm Coventry City. You know teams. Yeah, I do. I do. He's a big soccer fan. Are you really? Yeah. Huge soccer fan. Yeah. Arsenal. I'm Cardiff. I can name a lot. Do you have an all-time favorite team? Arsenal FC. That's your squad? Bleed red. You don't have a tattoo of them? I don't. I'm going to get one, though. I bleed red, though. Do it tomorrow, dude. Do it for the special.

17:25Bobby Lee:You should do it for the special, actually.

17:27Andrew Santino:Get an Arsenal tattoo for the special.

17:28Bobby Lee:And under it, right, finally. Yeah, and where do I do it?

17:31Andrew Santino:Under the Gooner cannon. Right, but under my eye?

17:34Bobby Lee:Oh, my God. That'd be cool, right?

17:36Andrew Santino:That's a fucking fantastic idea. Yeah, like a cannon. Yes. Who's your favorite player of all time? Probably Thierry Henry. Get that on the other eye. But Henry's face here, Arsenal here. And then you lock in on Friday, Saturday. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a good idea. I feel like the focal point, there needs to be something here, too. Maybe a soccer ball Maybe Maybe something different though Like something I'm into Video games? That's right A bed Put a bed up there No Korea? No Ghost of Yotai Ghost of

18:05Bobby Lee:What did you just say? What did you say fuck? Gigantic watermelon You like to I didn't understand A gigantic watermelon? Yeah People keep nice to harvest What? From Stardew Valley Oh From Stardew Valley Now I get it Oh, fuck. Very funny.

18:25Andrew Santino:Good slam. That's a good slam, dude. Very good. Why, because I like farming simulation games, you fuckface? Right? I love to plant. All right. It's not, okay.

18:34Bobby Lee:Isn't it funny that he'll plant on a video game, but never in real life?

18:37Andrew Santino:Yeah.

18:37Bobby Lee:It's kind of fascinating. What about boogalgi? Right here. Oh, little boogalgi. I love the meat. Yeah. Yeah. That's you. Yeah. Watermelon farm.

18:48Bobby Lee:It's not just brekkies that are like it is. I do too.

18:55They don't have watermelons They have Kimchi

18:58Andrew Santino:They're summer melons Okay if you were gonna do A Korean food on your face Tattooed for the rest of your life 100 % kimchi I mean A bowl of bibimbap That would be the foundation of it all? I would do a bowl of bibimbap Not kimchi Wow Bibimbap is an interesting dish Because it does symbolize my life Yeah It's a mixture of things Go on Layers What? There's a lot of layers I just said it Do you have a top one or two LA spots? Oh, yeah. Korean spots? Yeah, yeah. Parks? Well, I went to parks Sunday and yesterday, by the way. Both days. Yeah. Chosun, Gobi. Yeah. So I go to Chosun, even though we saw...

19:37Andrew Santino:The last time I was there, I saw a dead body in the front, so I kind of haven't gone. In the front, meaning the lobby, like the host stand? Just sitting there, laying there in the front of the entrance area. Dead? Yeah, she was dead.

19:47Bobby Lee:They die all the time out there. Yeah, they die all the time. It's Korean town.

19:50Andrew Santino:They had the white thing all over her, right? And I was smoking a syrup by the curb. And she's dead in the restaurant? Right out front. Right out front of the restaurant. And I was kind of like, look at these old people gathered around in front of the thing. I was making fun of them. And then somebody goes, I think that's the family. I go, fuck my back. Wait, did they go there to bring her there? It was like an old Korean group that went in. One of them died and was outside the restaurant. That's crazy.

20:15Bobby Lee:But a great place to die.

20:16Andrew Santino:Yeah?

20:16Bobby Lee:You would love to die.

20:17Andrew Santino:I have a photo of it somewhere in my phone. I'm going to take a photo. I took a photo. Are you a big garlic fan? Yeah, I'm a big garlic fan. Why do you want to know? Why would you ask that, friend? I'm going to give you my best spots, right? That's what you asked. Yeah. May I? What are they? Dude, what? What are they? I'm going to tell you. Okay. So I like Choson Parks. I like this place called Gavin. Yeah. Right?

20:45Bobby Lee:This place that we went to in the alley. Or I mean, in the parking lots in the back. Park in the back.

20:49Andrew Santino:Oh, that's Agassi Gopchong? Yeah, Agassi was good. But that's a late night spot. Agassi what? Gopchong. It's more of a late night spot. You know what I mean? Okay. Yeah, so those are, I like Sukhpulji. Sukhpulji. Yeah, so. Well, have you gone? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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24:27Bobby Lee:So funny

24:29Andrew Santino:So I fucking Piss me off So I had one of the best meals of my life with you Really? In Vegas Where at? At the fucking Jos Andres Uh huh Right? Yeah his Bizarre Meats was there yeah Right was But I booked I booked a hotel room Because I knew that that was there You did not I did There? Yeah Oh my god I checked in I went I was going straight to Bizarre Meats And I was like It's not here anymore It's not there yeah Why? What hotel was it? So he used to have Bazaar Meats at the Sahara. Sahara's closed, right? No, I was just there. He was just there, but it's no longer there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

25:08Bobby Lee:I thought they closed that fucking thing down. No, it's still there. Yeah, the rooms are like 16 bucks a night.

25:12Andrew Santino:But that was one of the best meals I've ever had. Dude, I have to say this. Last time I went there, I went there a few weeks ago, like a month ago or so for F1. What was that? no two months ago i guess for f1 and i texted him that i was there jose andres and he was like oh i'm here come by one of my restaurants we went by and this guy by the way he's you know that he is just the most not just amazing chef but amazing person this guy does world central kitchen yeah yeah that they feed people in philanthropic they're almost there philanthropic yeah and it was there he took us gave us everything that this that that the that the restaurant makes like every dish and then goes let's go to my other restaurant we're like we're like keeled over he's like go to let's go to my other restaurant we go to the second restaurant with him and we he feeds us absolutely everything on that menu and to the point where we're like i think we're all gonna throw up right yeah yeah and then he's just the greatest guy i cannot say enough good things about this guy he's just like he's he's an incredible dude like as a as a restaurateur as a chef and as a as a human being jose andres is top top of the fucking and as a philanthropist as a

26:34Bobby Lee:philanthropist yes but you're almost there iberico ham yeah yeah you like that stuff you guys love that stuff where are you from in there i'm from galicia i have a similar story to that my friend

26:45Andrew Santino:frank took me to a mcdonald's and what did they give you he's a manager i got a double pound of cheese. Did you tell him? Then we went to the Arby's. If the fries Wow, I was like, this is too much, Frank. Yeah, Frank went over the top. If fries aren't hot, do you ever go back and go? 100%. Oh, 100%. Yeah. I need these hot. I need these hot. I need fresh fries.

27:05Bobby Lee:I say that in the window. Can I get fresh fries if you don't mind? Yeah. I'll pay for it. They need to be, yeah. I want the fresh fries.

27:11Andrew Santino:You can heat them up

27:11Bobby Lee:with your eggs the next morning and they're really good. No. In a pan. In a pan, okay. Not in the microwave. Not in the microwave. Everybody learns that the time you go home and you take out your fries and they suck you put them in the microwave you're like these are fucking worse now yeah and the pan's the way to go with your eggs just what i was like a breakfast little breakfast potatoes i took you to fucking bizarre meets you asked i

27:34Andrew Santino:know and i i just said out loud it was the most amazing experience it was me you i forget who was there but a bunch of people yeah yeah the bill must have been a lot a lot of lots of money we just ordered well Jose Andres took care of it yeah whatever actually no no he didn't really yeah because I remember Tom paying for it invited you to the restaurant then made you no no when I went this time he took care of everything ah but that's also that that um weekend was probably one of the best weekends of my life maybe even yeah because we did that big show yeah it was me you Shane Bert um yeah at the MGM Grand at the MGM Grand and that was really funny fun that was powerful Powerful Yeah yeah yeah Powerful show Strong night Yeah So anyway thank you for that Yeah and thank you for TV show That was fun Yeah and thank you for A lot of things And I appreciate it I love you Bob I love you too man What's up Does the aggression stop?

28:27Andrew Santino:You know I have to go to therapy To see where my hostility is I'm going tomorrow Yeah yeah yeah Are you? I'm going tomorrow Really? You have therapists here?

28:35Bobby Lee:Yeah

28:35Andrew Santino:Oh wow Yeah

28:36Bobby Lee:This guy's got them all over the place You have one in Austin

28:39Andrew Santino:or just, you have two or?

28:40Bobby Lee:No, just LA.

28:41Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:42Bobby Lee:This is where they are. They're here.

28:44Andrew Santino:And you're with, have you been with this person for a long time? Long time. Yeah. I've been with mine for six, seven years now. Oh, I've been longer. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. It's so funny because they won't hang out with you outside of the thing. That's not a thing that you should do. I've asked. You want to go get a bite to eat? No, we don't do that. I found myself. Did you ever, have you ever asked your therapist to watch something you've done? Yeah, they say no? No.

29:09Bobby Lee:No, no, he did. And then I was like - Oh, no, I don't like the idea of them knowing me at all. I prefer them to not be familiar with me in any way, shape, or form. I go, I talked about this thing in the - I don't know if you should watch it. And then I guess I was implying, but I didn't directly. And then he came back. He's like, yeah, I watched it. And I go, he's like, that's so good. I was like, ah, shit. You sound like my mom. You did a good job, buddy. Good job. I don't want them to know anything. I want that to be kind of like a complete disconnect. I want it to be like - Yeah, but he's checked out your shit.

29:43Bobby Lee:No. You don't think so? It's easy to find, man. You don't think he has that list a little bit? No, no, but I think it's more like two different cultural circles. You know what I mean?

29:55Andrew Santino:What do you mean? He's a minority?

29:59Bobby Lee:He's gay. He's gay. Is he gay? I don't think I'm his flavor of lifestyle. You know what I mean? He likes art, high art. We all like high art. You look a higher, right? I'm a higher guy.

30:11Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I've been to MoMA.

30:13Bobby Lee:You've been to MoMA? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah?

30:15Andrew Santino:Done the MoMA.

30:15Bobby Lee:No, I think he probably has a more intellectual consumption of his... I don't think he likes fart. Sounds like you're his therapist. I am. Yeah.

30:27Andrew Santino:Oh, you don't think your therapist is like fart humor?

30:29Bobby Lee:I don't think he likes what we do. I think this would be something he'd go... He's like, this is some lowbrow shit. Yeah, he'd go, this is nice for you. That's good that you... It's good for you. It's good for you to do that. Yeah. Yeah.

30:38Andrew Santino:Yeah, I hate it when I'm in a situation where someone recognizes me and then an old lady will go, well, I'd like to check out what you do. Oh, a nightmare. And I always go, you can't. Please don't. Yeah, yeah.

30:49Bobby Lee:Please don't. You'll hate me. Like on a plane? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why, how do these people know you? Yeah, I hate that. And then you go, well, I think they know me from, there's a podcast. Yeah, yeah. What is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm always like -

31:01Andrew Santino:Do you say it? I don't even say it.

31:03Bobby Lee:I say, well, my name is Jason Bateman and it's called Smartless. Yeah, my name is Dax Shepard. and it's a great show. And we talked about that before. None of those guys all...

31:13Andrew Santino:Congratulations for Amy Poehler for winning a Golden Globe. Unbelievable. The podcast. Unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable.

31:18Bobby Lee:I mean, unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. So good. Congratulations. What would your speech have been if you won a podcast? They'll never nominate us. No, no, no.

31:26Andrew Santino:They'll never nominate us.

31:27Bobby Lee:No, I know, but in the hypothetical fun world, what would your speech be? I would nominate you guys. Thank you. I would nominate you. What would your speech be? Okay, Bobby and the winner for the best podcaster of the year, Bobby Lee. This is the bit I would do.

31:48Andrew Santino:Me? Oh, that's good. I would take my time. Oh yeah. I would take my time. Take your time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I would walk the opposite direction of the stage. Funny. Yeah, it's funny. Funny. Right? And I would go as far as I could. Until somebody turned me back around. Funny? And then they go, say something. Yeah yeah And then I'll just be confused I'll go toward the stage And then I'll probably give The music starts playing You're off Yeah it'd be great if that Took up your whole time Yeah yeah yeah I think that's what I would do I'd take up all my whole time Just getting up there That's very funny Yeah yeah That's really That's the funniest way to do it But if you had Like the mic See that's what I'm saying I'm trying to avoid it So go ahead I mean you're gonna talk about The situation in Iran Obviously Yeah you have to No I'm gonna have a be good pin check this out outrageous are you gonna thank your anyway thanks for my thanks for the award yeah thank your crew for like all the support no way yeah i want to yeah i want to thank hey well first of all i don't even know why was this even a category smart yeah it's the golden globes i thought it was higher end shit here but yeah yeah yeah but hey nikki what's up i'll call her out.

32:58Andrew Santino:Yeah. And if she pretended, and if she pretended - It's nice to meet you, Bobby. If you pretended that she didn't know me - I have never met that man. Yeah, yeah. It would be war! Yeah. And I'd be like, I just don't even know this. But anyway, yeah, well, you would have to get the award, because I wouldn't get it alone. It would be with you.

33:16Bobby Lee:No, you'd be podcaster of the year for sure.

33:17Andrew Santino:You would get - It'd be you and I. No, you'd get it. No, they don't do that. They nominate shows. Would you want Andrew to speak? Yeah, you do the speaking.

33:26Bobby Lee:thank you Jews yeah and then you leave and that's a that's a win-win touch yeah yeah yeah touching all the bases there man be good and that we're here carry both you know yeah give it a message but then there's a secondary interview now you're off the stage and now you're on like the backstage red carpet thing with the backdrop and they go Bobby how do you feel you just won the Golden Globe I go

33:52Andrew Santino:I have to pinch myself every day because I'm just living in gratitude Oh you do one of those Those are good You don't like those? I like them Yeah yeah Those go a long way I'm afraid that I would probably edit myself Because I don't want to say anything You know what I mean Too crazy Yeah I'd have been like

34:07Bobby Lee:I'm just happy that we beat two bears Yeah yeah yeah It's just a big win for us Those guys are They weren't even nominated They weren't? No Oh okay You would do that in the moment?

34:16Andrew Santino:Oh yeah yeah Yeah we would do that in the moment Yeah Just a little play They weren't even You know what I mean? Yeah remember when they made fun of you on your own show when they came in to do a swap we remember those guys yeah we remember wow this is what you would lead with yeah

34:31Bobby Lee:you'd have to you have a golden globe right now you gotta give you gotta give our fans what they really want man it's not about the globes it's about our dogs our fans yeah

34:40Andrew Santino:people that love us

34:41Bobby Lee:and that's why we love them yeah

34:43Andrew Santino:we make we fuck up your names oh that's good Benny Krieger you know yeah Small Goodman yeah yeah yeah Benny Krieger he's really good and uh Benny Krieger yeah Yeah, and Larry Sagara. Larry Sagara is very talented. Have you seen that show? I was on, it was called - What show? Darkness.

35:06Bobby Lee:Not even a play on words. Dark sketch. Dark sketch. Yeah. Really good.

35:10Andrew Santino:Yeah, really good. Really good stuff. Really good stuff. Yeah, yeah. What's your speech? I, I - Mm-hmm. First of all, I can't even - You gotta do it now. I can't imagine being nominated. Me either. I would never consider that

35:23Bobby Lee:yeah yeah yeah

35:24Andrew Santino:well because you have to fill out I bet you because you have to fill out and you have to pay them

35:28Bobby Lee:you have to pay yeah

35:29Andrew Santino:yeah

35:29Bobby Lee:you have to pay to be nominated and I'd be like I'm not paying that well those companies they get paid by like Spotify and OneTree and these podcast companies they pay for the nomination so

35:37Andrew Santino:yeah how much is it I don't know

35:39Bobby Lee:no idea yeah

35:41Andrew Santino:yeah but they're never going to nominate us because it's they're going to nominate the people in their ecosystem I would have said something like I think it's a good thing I would have said something like honestly and I mean this I would have been like Bobby Lee should have won this award you know yeah like when Ving Rhames did that for Jack Lemmon and I'd cry and I would have said I would have talked about you probably it's amazing that Joe wasn't nominated though he actually from what I saw I didn't ask him this I didn't talk to him I saw that he wasn't he withheld himself from being even nominated that is the last place

36:21Bobby Lee:on earth yeah he doesn't want to do that man that's that's yeah he's not interested yeah yeah well i mean why yeah it's just not fitting for uh our kind of comedy podcast i think that's what

36:30Andrew Santino:it is yeah they wouldn't put us over there we should make our own award show do it do we need one for it's our people for what i mean here's we we need a gathering here's what i'm saying this is what skank fest is for no no no it's a different that's different we want a gathering of just all of our past, you know, we were dressed up and we're in a tuxedo, mini red carpet, right? And just to be around our friends and, you know, for family. Yeah. And to go pat a shit on the bat and go, you did a good job on the two pairs that episode or whatever.

37:03Bobby Lee:Yeah, is that what you want?

37:05Andrew Santino:Not really.

37:05Bobby Lee:That's your birthday party. That was my birthday party. Yeah. Yeah, I dressed up. You had a birthday party? Yeah, bowling party. Bowling party, It was amazing. You were invited.

37:16Andrew Santino:You know, you know, That's good.

37:18Bobby Lee:What's good?

37:19Andrew Santino:That's good. That's good. That's good. I don't know. What you're doing. You don't fucking live here. I would have flown here for that. You would not. I would have flown here. Can I say another thing? I ran into you. I ran into you. I was with a girl. Open it up. Open it up. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yes. You know what I mean? And it was like interesting. What was interesting? What? What was interesting? It's just you and Kirk coming out of an SUV, beautiful one. You know what I mean And you guys are just like Kind of buzzed You know what I mean And just you know Full of life Sure You guys were giggling too You guys giggled Out of the fuck at you Well we probably took something Yeah whatever But you guys You know what I mean There were some other people I'm like hey Bob You know what I mean Yeah I'm like you know Panhandling out there You're with a girl Oh yeah with a girl Yeah you're a beautiful girl Yeah with a beautiful girl He was with a beautiful girl And he was kind of like Hey fucking you know Be cool Be cool Be cool I said that to her You said

38:16Bobby Lee:You do say that to her a lot.

38:18Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be cool. You looked at us and you were like, oh, be cool, be cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you guys say outrageous things. When I'm with a girl, people say, not you, but like comicals, outrageous things.

38:29Bobby Lee:Not me, I'm always good around your girl. I'm really good. Don't even.

38:31Andrew Santino:I know you're the best. Yeah. No, you know what, Tom? You're the best. I love it. You know what I mean? And thanks for doing this, dude. I really, I'll be honest, thanks for doing this. I don't know why whenever I see you, I'm a little hostile. Very, even a little. But there's a lot, you know, we had Native American seances before. Yeah. I mean, in Canada. That's right. We've experienced that. Have you experienced that with Tom?

38:52Bobby Lee:I have not. No, our relationship doesn't really go to the depths of Native American seances. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it will one day. We did shows together. We've done a television show together. We've done Native American seances. We've done sponge baths. We've done all this shit. Oh, we've done a lot of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sponge baths. What else do you need? Yeah, not much. So where's the negativity coming from?

39:14Andrew Santino:I know what it is. What is it? Is I love him so much. Oh. He always gives it to me, man. Yeah. I love him so much, but then there's a part of me that just can't give my love, and so I attack. Yeah, what is that? Yeah, I don't know what it is. Can you bring that up in therapy this week? Yeah, I think I can bring it up. Like, I'll just run into somebody, and I will attack them. Huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you must have seen this before.

39:39Bobby Lee:He's never done this before. But you've, no? With nobody? No, no. I've never done it with him. you don't do with him no why do you because you feel comfortable enough with him no i'm scared of him oh you're scared of him yeah i mean you know yeah i always get he has a temperament what

39:53Andrew Santino:is this thing is this a personality disorder oh i just think he's self-sabotaging his relationship

39:57Bobby Lee:with you ah interesting he's therapizing but i do that could be part of it like do you fight

40:03Andrew Santino:fight with bird at all i wouldn't say we fight no we don't fight yeah yeah no yeah disagreements Sometimes You know But not We don't have a We have a pretty good Style of communication Yeah

40:17Bobby Lee:They don't even speak anymore You know this right They're not talking That's what I meant Yeah Yeah yeah yeah

40:21Andrew Santino:You guys don't talk often

40:23Bobby Lee:They don't talk at all And he cut them off No

40:26Andrew Santino:We go through the assistants What's he saying No but I think you guys You have your podcast together

40:30Bobby Lee:Not anymore He Bert slept with Christina

40:36Andrew Santino:Wow he did He did Yeah Yeah he did If that happened, what would you do? Oh my God. No, but what would you do? Great. No, that wouldn't be your first reaction. Probably. It would be like, you'd be confusion first. Let's go through the feelings. Confusion would be - Confusion first. Yeah, confusion first, right?

40:58Bobby Lee:Yeah, confusion. Panic.

41:00Andrew Santino:Yeah. Anger. There'd be some humor to it. You would probably laugh. That probably - That's probably the second. Yeah, like, I can't fucking believe this shit. Yeah, it'd be nice. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. And then how. How and when. And why. And why. Yeah. How, when, and why. Who. And who. I would get. I would understand. I'd understand the how, which would be he would be on his back. Yeah. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, that's just math. When? Where's the when? We don't know. Wednesday. On a Wednesday. Okay. Okay. Who? All right. Who, Bert. Yeah. Where? House. House. How? Yeah.

41:35Andrew Santino:How? On his back. On his back. When? Wednesday. Wednesday. Yeah, yeah. And why? And why? What's why? They have this chemistry. Chemistry. Chemistry. Chemistry. Right, right. Yeah. That's crazy. Are you still with that chick that I saw you with? Yeah. When I was with Kirk? Yeah. That's your chick? She's somebody I'm seeing. I mean, it was a while ago, so it's a long time. Somebody I'm seeing. It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. You'll see. Is that your girlfriend? Bobby Lee. You have brown eyes now. Is that your girlfriend? It's somebody that I am seeing, Tom. What the fuck are you getting at?

42:12Andrew Santino:I don't know this lingo. It's somebody that I like that we're seeing. I don't know what it is yet. Andrew.

42:21Bobby Lee:It's...

42:24Bobby Lee:Bobby... Bobby is afraid of getting too close to the sun. I got it. You know what I mean? He's cool on the beach. I saw him, this was like a year ago or something, man. well he doesn't want his heart broken I think that's what it is I think that's more what it is he's afraid of getting his heart broken I've been ripped apart many times he's been shredded up

42:43Andrew Santino:I've been out there in the wild you got ripped apart dude you think this could be the one I don't know but let me say something it's gonna take a it's gonna take a while for me to my wounds to heal you know my wounds are healing let it heal first

43:02Bobby Lee:he's in a healing phase

43:03Andrew Santino:I'm in a healing phase yeah and we respect it

43:05Bobby Lee:and we really want to let him be in his healing phase

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48:01Andrew Santino:Yeah, go to the hotel. When you...

48:07Bobby Lee:Good advice, man.

48:08Andrew Santino:What? Just go to the hotel. Go to the hotel, dude. Go to the hotel, hunker down. Yeah.

48:12Bobby Lee:Get room service and hunker down, dude.

48:14Andrew Santino:Don't go to the smokehouse. Yeah, don't go off for dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

48:18Bobby Lee:Go home. Actually, definitely go to the smokehouse if you're gonna go somewhere for dinner. Yeah. Hunker down. I'm ready. Yeah you're gonna be fine

48:24Andrew Santino:Do you watch movies like you go to a movie theater anymore or no

48:28Bobby Lee:I've done that What he's returned back to earth or something Do you go to movies Yeah he goes to fucking movies

48:36Andrew Santino:I can't see this man going Come on Christina we're gonna go to the Lemley and watch so and so Wait why I love movies What's the last movie you saw in the theater That's a good question It's been a minute You know I saw the naked gun thing in theaters. Oh, that was, yeah, that was fun.

48:55Bobby Lee:Did you see One Battle? I just saw it two days ago. I saw it in a home theater. Yeah. I thought it was fantastic, by the way. I loved it.

49:02Andrew Santino:What a great movie. I thought it was fantastic. Fantastic movie. What was? One Battle After Another. Fantastic. You didn't see it. What? Yes, I did.

49:10Bobby Lee:We spoke about it. Yeah, you did see it. And I can't, like, it's all great, but I cannot stop thinking about Sean Penn and that thing. He's fucking unbelievable. You know, I hate to do this back to the award bullshit, but if he doesn't win anything for that, I have lost hope in all sorts of - Fuck. Because he's incredible. He's incredible. Incredible. He's ripping heaters at the table. Love that. That guy's the man. He's ripping heaters at the fucking table. Ripping darts at the table. And you know they're like, Sean, you cannot smoke here. He's like, fuck you. Get the fuck out of here. The thing is, sometimes with like, I realize this with greats, it happens in comedy and it happens in acting, it happens in music.

49:44You get so used to, you're like, oh yeah, that guy. Yeah. Like you've known it. And then you see something or you hear something, whatever, again, and you're like, oh, yeah, that's why we talk about this guy. This guy's fucking incredible.

49:57Andrew Santino:Yeah, he's incredible.

49:58Bobby Lee:Since he was a kid. Yeah. Which is even more impressive. It's not like there was like, oh, he popped off when he was 45.

50:04Andrew Santino:Even as Spicoli. Spicoli.

50:06Bobby Lee:Yes.

50:06Andrew Santino:When you saw that as a kid, you're like, that's something different. Yes. Mr. Hand. He embodies. You know what I mean? He's not doing a sketch. He really embodies Spicoli in that role. Yeah. Yeah. And if you watch like Mystic River, is that the movie? Yes. Oh my God, dude. No, everything you've been, if that guy signs up for your movie, it's something special. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

50:28Bobby Lee:His, his, his... Wait, do you go to the movies? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This guy's a... I'm a big movie guy. I'm a cinephile. I'm a cinephile. What have you seen recently?

50:35Andrew Santino:I walked out of that... The Korean movie. Yeah, what's One Chance? Oh. No other choice. I couldn't, I couldn't get behind this character. Well, what's one that, another one that you saw that you liked? I saw Predator Badlands You liked it I thought it was great I thought it was really good You liked it? Yeah But no other choice you left About 80 % of the movie I was just like This character is so annoying I couldn't do it

51:00Bobby Lee:And he gives away his dog That bothered you Yeah that bothered me Yeah We shouldn't spoil it But we just did It happens early on Yeah

51:07Andrew Santino:Don't yeah Yeah okay You'll see it You never walked out of a movie Tom? I've walked out of multiple movies Yeah give me a movie that you walked out House of Gucci Oh shit It's an absolute piece of shit. Really? It's fucking terrible. You would do the theater to watch it? In the theater. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were by yourself? I couldn't believe they paid people to be involved. The performance that this fuck gives in this movie. Who's the fuck? This fucking fuck on the right here. Adam Driver? Yeah, oh my god. Where you're like, could you not hire a dialect coach? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, papa, I love it, it ties.

51:42is that we're not gonna do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so bad, it's so bad. Who is that girl? And then there's, it's - That's Lady Gaga. That's Lady Gaga. And then like, I think it's Ridley Scott directed, and you realize this thing happens with directors, and that if you have a certain level that you achieve, and no one can say shit to you, that you just make these, like the scene's over, you're like, what was that scene all about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, I could not feel like a bigger waste of film.

52:09Andrew Santino:I think you should be more collaborative. of or at least like i would listen to an actor like what do you think you know i mean i thought

52:15Bobby Lee:this was those guys don't want to be told shit terrible yeah they've done so much yeah like i saw another another fucking show from ryan murphy i get previewed called beauty or something and it's about like beautiful people and once again he has managed to like sexualize everything under the sun it's like this motherfucker when i was what i was he hornies up like everything i was because I love his American horror story. Yeah. Or like monster. Yeah. Oh yeah. So there's like the famous serial killers and like you know the Versace one. Fantastic. Yeah. I think he did. Didn't he do Dahmer too? Wasn't that his?

52:53It's really good. The one he did about the Menendez brothers.

52:57Andrew Santino:Oh Menendez brothers. I'm watching it because the Menendez brother one I'm like you know I feel like I know some of this story pretty well and then I'm like what's up with these guys and just in their cocks being out. It's like, oh, it's Ryan Murphy. Oh, wow, wow, wow. Everything like sexualizes the shit out of the guys.

53:14Bobby Lee:He hornies up fucking everything. And he wanted to see their cocks as, and he was like, get those kids to see their cocks out. And then they're sitting there in like, like the Speedos and the pool and you're like, this is the story of the Menendez brothers? They slain, they shot their parents in the fucking face. He's like, but show their cocks one more. One more cock shot. One more cock shot for these guys. Is that Ryan Murphy? Yeah. Power gay.

53:34Andrew Santino:He's a power gay. I love the power gays, don't you? What did you say? The power gays?

53:38Bobby Lee:Power gay. A gay with a lot of money? Yeah, yeah.

53:41Andrew Santino:It's the best.

53:42Bobby Lee:You mean Hollywood? Yeah. It's a whole industry.

53:44Andrew Santino:I told you there was a power gay outing every Friday at the IHOP. There was a power outage for the gays?

53:50Bobby Lee:Why does he look so mad in his photo? Not enough cock in front of him.

53:53Andrew Santino:Yeah. So every Friday night, I would go to the IHOP in West Hollywood. Every Friday night, it would be Bryan Singer, Spacey, all the power gays. Yeah. And they're just like -

54:05Bobby Lee:Power gays combine with our forces. At like two in the morning. We will suck.

54:09Andrew Santino:Yeah, and I've always wanted to like just listen in. You know what I mean? They were just talking about fucking. Do you think they would hit on you? What? Do you think they would hit on you? No way. We need one of you. We haven't had one of you. Yeah, dude, I would rip it. I would rip it. Yeah. You know what I mean? How's your dick feel? I don't feel anything yet, do you? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It takes 30. No, I think you need to see something. To elicit. To elicit it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe then we'll see something. That doesn't do it. No? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That does not do it. Yeah, that jacket's gay as fuck.

54:41Andrew Santino:So that show of beauty is not gonna be good, you're saying?

54:43Bobby Lee:No, I'm not saying that. I'm just, and the guy's very talented. The point I'm making is everything he does, it's like sexy, sexy, fuck, fuck, cum. It's like everything, it's like a teenage boy. Yeah, yeah. Like everything about it's like, and that tits or dick, cum and cum. Everything has to be that. Like even the trailer, you were like, Jesus fucking Christ. that's all it is it's like hyper sexualized that's what he's known for it's hyper sexualized it's like you gotta tone it down yeah look at it yeah when you're like this is the Menendez brother yeah dude

55:15Andrew Santino:yeah

55:15Bobby Lee:no it was a gay porn

55:16Andrew Santino:but he's a talented guy he is talented yeah very talented

55:19Bobby Lee:that doesn't take it away let's give him that I said he was very talented well there's a both things can be true yes the guy is dreaming of cocks 24 7 and he's very talented yeah

55:29Andrew Santino:you're getting that kind of body huh me yeah yeah yeah No, your body's getting pretty good.

55:34Bobby Lee:Yeah, he showed me before.

55:35Andrew Santino:Yeah?

55:36Bobby Lee:He goes, don't tell Bobby I'm showing you, but he showed me.

55:38Andrew Santino:I mean, from what you look like 15 years ago? That's a different statement. So it's much better than 15 years ago. It's still a pile of shit. No, but that's only in your eyes. I've noticed that about me when people go, you look great, and I see myself in the mirror.

55:51Bobby Lee:It's a nice cock shot.

55:52Andrew Santino:That's a really good job. Yeah, yeah.

55:53Bobby Lee:And then I think the guy strokes it too. You thinking about killing mom and dad? What cock is that? It's literally this. What's the conversation there? You're like, I remember the Menendez brother story. And then the guy's like. Can you imagine if your brother walked in, you'd be like, dude, get the fuck out. It wouldn't be like this, like, hey, man, we ran out of soap. I think it's a different guy. Is this a different show? No, it's not his brother. Oh, it's just a different guy? Yeah.

56:21Andrew Santino:That guy's black. Yeah, yeah. See the shadows. See the reverse show a bit. You realize, too, that you're like, that Rhymer's like, you're going to be Lyle Menendez. and you're like fucking sweet. Amazing. He's like, all right. So you know, you set it up, you kill your brother, you kill your parents, you go to the gym, you're jerking off. What?

56:43Bobby Lee:After I kill my parents? Yeah, right after. You're pretty happy about it. It gets really hot and heated. No, that's how the interview went. He goes, how do you feel about going to play? They're out coffee. How do you feel about playing Lyle? Kid's like, I'm so excited. He's like, that's great. Can I see your cock? It's for the show. Oh, it's for the show? It's for the show. We need to make sure that your cock is just like Lyle's. I don't remember that in any of the material. Oh, it was in every trial. They talk about his cock in all the trials. I guess I haven't read the trials. Yeah, we did a lot of research.

57:12Bobby Lee:Okay. So I'm going to have to see your cock. Right now? Here? Yeah, right here. At Denny's? Yeah, at the IHOP on Santa Monica. Okay.

57:21Andrew Santino:I never saw that.

57:23Bobby Lee:No, me neither.

57:24Andrew Santino:No, the Menendez thing.

57:25Bobby Lee:I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah. No, no. You saw it? Yeah, it's hot. Yeah, it's hot. Long story short, we love all his stuff. He makes great stuff, man. He does. Would you do cock out in a movie? 100 % would. Why not? Pop a Bluetooth. Yeah. Fluff it up. Who doesn't fluff if they're going to be on camera cock out? Oh, brother, yeah.

57:47Andrew Santino:Well, mine would be green for the green screen. Right. Yeah, yeah. Do it in post. Do it in post. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. You better do this in post.

57:55Bobby Lee:Would you do cock out? You did butt for your show. I did butt.

57:58Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah. I would do cock if with a fluff like, you know, amendment. Yeah. Well, you got to get final cut. Give me time before every take to fluff. Can I be the fluff? You can be the fluff. Yeah, I'll be the fluff.

58:11Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah.

58:11Andrew Santino:I just show up.

58:12Bobby Lee:That's your gay nightclub name is fluff? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

58:15Andrew Santino:Asian fluff is here. What would you need me to do, though, if I was your fluff?

58:24Andrew Santino:What's this? Just a little tickle. Okay, okay, a little tickle, a little tickle. Okay, okay. and a little smack maybe yeah yeah just get the blood going but maybe the blue chew's enough yeah maybe I think it's gotta be yeah or show me photos actually mine's actually kinda you know let me see

58:44Bobby Lee:that Ryan Murphy photo did it yeah Menendez scene really kicked it up in full gear leave that photo up for him yeah just put a just put a shirtless boy in front of an American flag

58:55Andrew Santino:can I tell you something I got nothing right now I got nothing either the pipes are old let it get down there I want to ask you guys some advice about shooting my first special right before you go on are you nervous yeah I think you should have it's healthy to have some nerves because it's meaningful to you so you should have some nerves but you also know that you've done this 10 ,000 times you're going to kill it more More Yeah okay So okay So that And then Have you ever messed up on a bit Like oh my god Yeah And then what do you do You're gonna tape another one right I'm doing four There you go Okay You don't have to think about it So that Yeah yeah yeah And don't forget And then rhythm Here's the other thing Don't forget this You can piece together Different shows dude Yeah You have four shots You can cut it up Four shots is a lot It's a lot Yeah yeah yeah You can cut it up One of the shows I'm gonna go wild Do you know which one?

59:54Andrew Santino:The last one I was going to say Don't do it for the first one Yeah the last one I'm going to go I'm going to go crazy Can I tell you something else? There's nothing I said Wong Because I was talking to you Nothing wrong Nothing wrong With looking like You're actually trying You know what I mean? Some people are like Married to the idea of like Making sure they're cool Or whatever Oh no not me I'm going to be sweating Trying is not a bad thing

1:00:19Bobby Lee:No I'm going to try Yeah Have you ever seen this guy? he tries I've never seen you not try you've never mailed it in it's not your style anyway you don't mail it in you give a performance whether it's 5 people or 5 ,000 people I'll tell you this if you feel great after the first one cancel the final three are you being real? no

1:00:42Andrew Santino:you know how much money it is? don't do that my set design did you do a set design on yours? do you like a couch chopsticks and no no no I mean like some people just use it like a you know what I mean like a drape or whatever a curtain what do you have a forest little zen garden like a zen garden

1:01:04Bobby Lee:and he's gonna rake in the middle of it he does like a little rake

1:01:07Andrew Santino:you have some feng shui kind of shit yeah yeah yeah that's tight dude I got one fly and chopsticks it's gonna be great that's fucking good yeah yeah I'm gonna catch it yeah yeah yeah are you doing the headband no I'm not because that's racial what are you talking about I don't know I don't know so you have a you have a Netflix special you want to promote that yes dude I'd love to the special is called Teacher it's out now on Netflix please check it out it was super fucking fun to do I shot it in Milwaukee and yeah it's number six I'm thrilled with it amazing it's awesome

1:01:38Bobby Lee:awesome and also the second season second season of Bad Thoughts Bad Thoughts is going to be coming out when? summer? in May oh my god in May fast the movie

1:01:48Andrew Santino:The movie is done. It's, I don't know if it comes out. Kirk Fox, Frankie Quinones is in it. I know that. Frankie Quinones is in it. Luke Wilson, Tim Baltz, Arturo Castro, Genesis Rodriguez, myself, and Raul Trujillo. Fucking incredible. Amazing.

1:02:07Bobby Lee:Please go watch Teacher on Netflix. Please. And also Il Tigre coming out and Bad Thoughts season two in May. The kid is a Netflix machine. ba-dum if you will uh we say thank you for being a bad friend thank you for being a bad friend

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