Bobby's Missed Connections

4:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. It did feel that. We should be extra nice to him.

4:54Bobby Lee:Yeah. Because we don't know.

4:56Khalyla Kuhn:We don't know.

4:56Bobby Lee:I don't want to read about a Westfield mall in Jersey getting fucking lit up.

5:00Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, my God. That would be the end of our podcast.

5:02Bobby Lee:He's wearing a bad friends merch shirt. No, TMZ. Oh, my God. Did you see the mug shots of the guys that robbed the Louvre?

5:10Khalyla Kuhn:No.

5:11Bobby Lee:This is unreal. Look at how hot these guys are.

5:16Khalyla Kuhn:I'll be the judge

5:17Bobby Lee:Is this a movie?

5:19Khalyla Kuhn:That's Chase Crawford on the left

5:21Bobby Lee:No but they're saying he looks That's him on the right Wow Welcome to Hollywood They're gonna cast this guy You know what Someone is gonna bust him out of jail And put him in a movie

5:37Khalyla Kuhn:Remember the model

5:39Bobby Lee:He's on Tubi on black stuff

5:41Khalyla Kuhn:We should make a movie We bust him out Mangione right yeah you know what i mean what were the two brothers with the boss that was the young brother from the boston marathon what's his name oh sarin sarnia we'll leave that guy in

5:53Bobby Lee:why he's cute though i know bring him is he yeah jeremy meeks he's already an actor now he's famous

5:59Khalyla Kuhn:right he got like he got like famous okay but go back to the mugshot of the guy that robbed the

6:04Bobby Lee:louvre i can't i'm i mean honestly though look at that guy's face yeah that guy's a thief yeah look at the neck proportions how easy would it be for this guy to get an older woman who's rich to give him money brother right you don't need to rob yeah you don't this what does it say this is one of the two right that's one of the two what's he where's the other guy is the other guy they keep showing him so obviously the other guy is not uh no he's he's sexy too yeah is that big c i went to paris to rob the lobe i stole mona lisa why is that happening hot guys doing this

6:40Khalyla Kuhn:why are hot guys robbing yeah when you look at kyle rittenhouse hollywood's dead you're like You get it, right? Yeah. You look at Rittenhouse, you're like, yeah. But when hotties are doing it, what's going on with our world? It's diversity. You know, it's killing that stuff.

6:54Bobby Lee:This is DEI. Right. DEI is like enough uggos. We need to start getting hot guys to rob.

7:00Khalyla Kuhn:Right.

7:00Bobby Lee:This is the lib contingency added again.

7:04Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, my God. They're hot. So are they in trouble? A little bit. Yeah. They used a crane to like. But you didn't kill anybody. They didn't do it? No, they didn't do it. Oh, yeah. that crane company is from Germany their ads is like you know in and out faster whatever like they're selling through the roof

7:21Bobby Lee:well you might as well use the marketing these guys stole a crane and then they hoisted the ladder up to the window dude it's in broad daylight I mean it was like in the middle you can see it it's not like it was like hidden and sneaky they just put the crane up to the window walked in and came out

7:35Khalyla Kuhn:so they got the merch they got merch but they got at the loo what they got paintings and stuff what is it no just jewels jewels they got jewels our rudy jewels they stole she was in there then they got out and they escaped and they escaped and then the they they caught him but some rat on the run somebody ratted him out oh the rat who's the rat google the rat google the rat yeah

7:57Bobby Lee:wait wait go back i'm sorry i want to see that real fast it says the heist is valued at 88 million euros that's 102 million american wow eight pieces of historic french jewelry fuck the french who cares yeah no we love the french we love the french it came this close to getting away i know

8:11Khalyla Kuhn:That's amazing

8:12Bobby Lee:They should have let him go

8:14Khalyla Kuhn:I would start small if I wanted to rob What would you rob? Well I would start like back Like my high school days Like Kit Kats And you know what I mean?

8:23Bobby Lee:Oh yeah yeah

8:23Khalyla Kuhn:And then you would still like Okay I got away with that And the next thing you would rob Is like shoes from Payless Shoes or something

8:29Bobby Lee:Yeah

8:31Khalyla Kuhn:Right? Like I got loafers

8:33Bobby Lee:By the way that's why they went out of business

8:35Khalyla Kuhn:Oh yeah yeah

8:36Bobby Lee:Everyone stole from that place

8:37Khalyla Kuhn:Oh the next one is You know if you go to like San Francisco You went to the CVS where everything is locked up now. You think I went into a CVS in San Francisco?

8:45Bobby Lee:I went from my hotel to the club to the hotel to the club.

8:46Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, I went to a CVS. I did not walk outside. We were both in San Francisco and the CVS, you know how in LA, half the things are locked up. At fucking San Francisco CVS, right? It's all. Toothpicks locked up. Well, those are weapons. Yeah. That's how they broke into the Louvre. Yeah. I mean, everything. Yeah, but I will say the city. Bengay locked up. I buy a lot of Bengay. I'll tell you this.

9:09Bobby Lee:It's funny that it's locked up

9:10Khalyla Kuhn:up there what chips yeah it's crazy and then there's so many of those buttons who loves chips i wonder all of us yeah all of all love chips yeah and then there's one person some poor filipino lady where you have to she just happened to be but you know you're pressing the button but you have to imagine there's 40 buttons being pressed throughout the fucking help in the aisle she's the key master she's got 50 ,000 keys around her neck just running through the fucking what about this why don't you just get one guy per aisle yeah hey dude I'm the fucking deodorant guy I'm the cereal boy yeah you'll be cereal I'll be deodorant and I have all the deodorant keys right McCone I don't know what you would do okay what's going on are you stunned what's going on i thought he was gonna tell me what i was gonna do no he's he doesn't i was giving you the option i'm the cvs fucking manager i go what do you want

10:10Bobby Lee:what do you want to do like what aisle do you want i do the condoms oh fuck okay give him the condoms why because you don't use them yeah it'd be fun to monitor that one versus the other ones keep an eye can i can i can i can i'm a cone in love i uh was introduced to a new friend of his recently it ended later that evening never mind wait you found love and then you ended it well i met up we went to the dodger game and uh we afterwards i said hey we're gonna walk down the hill because you can't get a uber i was like we're gonna walk over the hill and probably go to shortstop or grab a beer just hang out and then so we went to little joy and i said come meet us and this guy this is how nervous he was in front of this girl i haven't seen him like this in a long time i was pretty hammered and i was just giving him cash just handing him cash like get her a drink get her go get her food and he was nervous i could tell because when he showed up late i go where did you go he was late he goes i thought you said little boy i'm like there is no little boy there's no little boy bar dude there's little joy and it's literally across from your

11:10Khalyla Kuhn:house wow you know what i did on the flight to san francisco there was a attendant a flight attendant she was beautiful so i wrote her a letter oh yeah restraining order now

11:26Khalyla Kuhn:No more Delta flight. The guy next to me. Fancy is back. Yeah, I was sitting next to a businessman. I go, excuse me, sir, do you have a pen? He's like, yes, young man, I have a pen. Gives me the pen. So I take the throw up bag.

11:42Bobby Lee:Barf bag. The barf bag. Barf bag love note.

11:44Khalyla Kuhn:Right, and I wrote this, like, you're so pretty, and here's my number, this and that, my Instagram, everything, right?

11:50Bobby Lee:Yeah. Nothing. Did you check your requests and all that stuff? I checked it.

11:55Khalyla Kuhn:I've been checking it for days.

11:57Bobby Lee:But did you get her name? Was her name on her name tag?

11:59Khalyla Kuhn:No. Nuh-uh. So that would have been a... I looked at the phone. You know, when you do DMs, you're not a single guy, but I know. I go through it. You know what I mean?

12:07Bobby Lee:You siphoned through all...

12:08Khalyla Kuhn:I siphoned through all the profile pictures.

12:12Bobby Lee:Nothing.

12:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And you take a risk like that. But she was so pretty, Andrew, that I had to take a risk.

12:20Bobby Lee:That's really... She must have been this much. She must have been a smoke show.

12:22Khalyla Kuhn:She was a smoke show.

12:23Bobby Lee:What airline are we talking?

12:25Khalyla Kuhn:Alaska.

12:26Bobby Lee:Oh no. Was she Alaskan?

12:28Khalyla Kuhn:No, she was just a white girl. She was so attractive. And I thought, you know what I mean? She smiled at me and this and that. Listen up Alaska Airlines. Wait, wait, wait. You didn't talk to her? You just wrote her a letter? That's like high school stuff. Like, wow. And I put check boxes. I go, do you like me? Yes or no. That doesn't work?

12:50Bobby Lee:Self-sabotage.

12:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and that thing with the hand thing. I gave her one of those. You go to prom with me. Yeah, she.

12:58Bobby Lee:Well, Alaska Airlines, this is easily huntable. Anybody out there that works for Alaska, there's a flight out of Burbank that goes to SFO. She didn't find me attractive. Sure she did. You're very attractive. No, there's lots of rich, famous guys in first class, and Bobby's just one of them. So she has a pick. Oh, that could be it. She's getting a lot of barf bag love notes. Exactly. She got a stack of barf bag love notes at the end.

13:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I mean you I mean would you take a risk like that or no no because I feel like you'd be called like lame or something in a group text after oh so what you're departing the plane there's no time to talk they're at work

13:32Bobby Lee:it's not time to talk to girls

13:33Khalyla Kuhn:so you can you can never see her again

13:35Bobby Lee:no you think people don't you think that never happens I don't want to be a part of that that's you're not interested no I don't want like to be made fun of in public or someone like film me like look at this guy asking this girl out I'm afraid you don't want to end up on a TikTok talk yeah that's scary okay so i'm a flight attendant exactly get ready with me when i talk about a creep my grape and then they do a breakdown of it yeah i know that i've seen i've watched i've literally there's flight attendants who do tiktoks and i i see them sometimes and they talk about

14:05Khalyla Kuhn:my fucking barf now oh yeah oh my god that'd be so embarrassing but you didn't say anything you all you said was i find you a trick well what did you say i drew a a a very detailed you know mean swastika no of my penis no no so here because 15 years ago i was i don't know what airport i was in but i was sitting there and this lovely lady sat next to me and i think this is before i met kalilah and we had a conversation and she was very pretty yeah and very nice and i never got her information i always felt i think about that and then sometimes you know you'll run through the airport, you'll just see some of you guys, you'll lock eyes with a girl, you'll smile and you're like, oh, that's a missed opportunity.

14:51Khalyla Kuhn:And so from now on, I don't want to miss those opportunities. If I, if I feel like.

14:55Bobby Lee:That's cool.

14:56Khalyla Kuhn:Take them. Shoot that shot. Andreas what? Shoot that shot. What? You're smiling. I don't like it. Well, I'm just saying without your glasses that you don't have, right? Like you don't see that well, like two feet apart. So I don't know if those smiles that you see are directed than you you know or you're imagining them you do have tremendously dog shit vision

15:22Bobby Lee:you think everyone's smiling at you everywhere bobby dude that made me so angry

15:31Khalyla Kuhn:it's so it makes me so angry i don't know what it is i mean welcome back but i don't know dude you

15:35Bobby Lee:know why don't that was a good one why don't you look up miss connections because i guarantee you there's a Miss Connections website. You know? Is that Craigslist that does it? Yeah. Starbucks in Santa Monica. Zoom in. I am the Asian female that was hesitant but talked briefly over coffee about a month ago if around and still interested in love to have coffee again. This is like wildly sad. It's beautiful but sad as fuck.

15:58Khalyla Kuhn:This is what I'm talking about. This is why you have to seize the moment. You know what I mean? And maybe I am blind and I can't see the smiles. Okay. But it doesn't matter because maybe one of them are a smile. You know?

16:08Bobby Lee:Looking for Sarah from Pasadena, I think. we should respond to some of these yeah we should just be sarah well you look you got to shoot your shot yeah you're single and free you got to keep shooting your shot until you find love and it's out there yeah could it be on alaska airlines maybe this guy needs to apologize asking the italian girl of my dreams for an opportunity to apologize in lancaster my only sin was to love you too much i miss how it used to be you never you're never alone i'll always be there if you

16:36Khalyla Kuhn:need me i still love you oh my god these are so heartbreaking well it's even sadder it's that it's

16:42Bobby Lee:on craigslist i don't even do people use craigslist heavily now i don't think anybody uses that anymore facebook marketplace took it over that's exactly what there's a lot of love loss and misconnections in this world right now well how do we how do we mend that how do we mend it i don't know i'll tell you where there's a lot of love san francisco holy fuck man those gays go fucking bananas they have they have the most fun i got hit on a bunch i've gotten hit out not one

17:06Khalyla Kuhn:time while I was there. And I was out.

17:09Bobby Lee:You got no guys?

17:10Khalyla Kuhn:I get no gay love, no.

17:12Bobby Lee:I sit up at the bar to have dinner.

17:13Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, yeah. I didn't go to any bars.

17:15Bobby Lee:No, at dinner. I had dinner at the restaurant. I mean, the hotel bar.

17:18Khalyla Kuhn:There's another thing that happened. I have a couple things that happened, but another thing that happened was I get a text from some random number saying, hey, can you speak at my meeting? That's cool. Right? So I go, I ignored it. And then, you know what I mean? He was kind of persistent. So I said, okay, I'll do it, you know? And so I show up. And so there's this one guy in the program. He's the biggest rock star, right? And he's a guy that I've met for the last 20 years. He has no idea who I am. It's almost, you know how you meet somebody and they act as if they've never met you before?

17:55Bobby Lee:You've met a bunch?

17:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I mean, I've been introduced to him, but it just, I mean, he's an older rock legend. Okay. And so now I'm speaking at this meeting and he's sitting there with his wife in the second row. He's never seen me talk, really. And I have a 30-minute time. I'm the main speaker, right? And so I'm like, all right, I'm going to, you know. You're doing some time? But, you know, I was like, I got to hit this. Yeah. What's your opener? My opener? It's because it's so cheesy. I can't. Please. I don't want to do it. Please, please. Because here's the thing is that I have to. For the fans. I will. So what you're doing is It's not just You can't go up there Because there's this other comic That spoke once And he did his act Literally You know what I mean

18:42Bobby Lee:He did his

18:42Khalyla Kuhn:He did his stand up And he lost the room Half the people walked out And people You know A lot of people know I'm a comedian So it's like You can't go in Like and try to be funny Right So you start with real So Yeah So I start I just First thing is I say You know I have to say that AA is the greatest thing That's ever happened to me True You know And when I was 17 years old, I luckily got a spiritual aching or psychic change. And then I move on from there, you know what I mean, about helping others and this and that, right? But then I go into, I know my pitch is I can get funny. You can talk about my parents and stuff, right?

19:29Khalyla Kuhn:So I do start doing acts, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

19:34Khalyla Kuhn:and I'm doing it and I'm doing pretty good. It's like 350 people there, 300 people. That's a big AA meeting. I look over and the guy's - Oh, he's dead? He looked like he was dead. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, oh. He didn't hear a word you said. Yeah, but anyway, yeah, he, but my fantasy would be, you know what I mean? You know Come over To my house You know what I mean Come over Yeah To the house Yeah and then You know And then it's like You know Here's an original Sign You know Whatever I don't know I get it Thank you thank you You know You'll get I think you keep You know I want to have that moment Of like you Like you and Taylor Swift You know like He says something funny And I'm like Very funny I want that photo Everybody wants that photo right Of just you and Obama or somebody You had a redemption With another rock legend the other night at the comedy store Oh that's right I had another redemption Who?

20:42Khalyla Kuhn:I think I could say it You redeemed yourself with Anthony

20:46Bobby Lee:Like now you're back in his good graces Did you speak to him for a while? Yeah It was magical He gave you a second copy of something No

20:57Khalyla Kuhn:But I almost went like this

21:04Almost

21:06Khalyla Kuhn:You think that's good

21:12Khalyla Kuhn:Domino's You know what dude What baby I love two things in life Specialty things And pizzas What do domino's do Do they do specialty pizzas Are you serious A combo dude And just check it out, dude. What? Look at this red box here. Delicious. You eat the box? You know what it is? What? Extravaganza! Is that an extravaganza? It's an extravaganza. I already took a bite here. I already had a piece, but I'm going to have another bite of this extravaganza. This extravaganza! A super loaded deluxe pizza with pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage, beef, fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, black olives, all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese made with 100 % real mozzarella.

21:52Khalyla Kuhn:I'm drooling right now.

21:53Bobby Lee:I'm drooling. I got a couple of really good pizzas on my table right now and this one especially Is that what I think it is? That is the spicy chicken and bacon ranch Ladies and gents, this thing is phenomenal I love jalapenos Especially because I like a little spice and a kick and they drizzle with a little buffalo sauce Of course it's made with 100 % real mozzarella And in here they got that grilled chicken breast smoked bacon and jalapenos Probably one of my favorite combinations of food layered on delicious crispy crust Ooh, Domino's

22:22Khalyla Kuhn:You know, they have other ones You know, Wisconsin.

22:25Bobby Lee:Oh, oh my God. They have the Wisconsin. Tell me about the Wisconsin one. They got the six cheese. The Wisconsin six cheese. And also, your favorite city, Memphis, Memphis Barbecue Chicken.

22:34Khalyla Kuhn:Whoa, and hey, waka laka leaky, dude. And waka laka leaky, maka ikimuku. You know what we got? We got Honolulu Hawaiian, bro.

22:40Bobby Lee:Honolulu Hawaiian is up there as well. And Pacific Veggie, dude. They got so many different kinds of dominoes now between the spinach and feta, the extravaganza, the mitza. They also got, yo, Philly cheesesteak, dude.

22:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah.

22:51Bobby Lee:Yo, use it over there. Go get a Philly hoagie cheesesteak. They got the Philly cheesesteak pizza. Delicious. So if you're at home and you're hungry, get yourself some Domino's.

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24:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Every Thursday, you know, we have the schedule on my therapy. You always go to therapy on Thursday. Without places like Talkspace, I'm a goner. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think it's very important.

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25:45Khalyla Kuhn:answer the promo code space 80 and you have a new movie coming out all i get the tiktok is all his movie what movie the magic movie every other ad is the magic movie that you're in the movie yeah you are in the magic movie i'm in one scene you're in the movie and then you disappear you're on fire he's good yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm in one's fucking it doesn't matter you're in the movie well and whenever i see that i go my boys in this i'm so proud of them shut up i'm being really i'm real that's good elite stuff you know how little movies are being made right and for somebody in our ecosystem a stand-up you know i mean an actor that gets into anything is a big deal let's have a come on man thanks man step into your glory dude what happens in it what do you In the movie?

26:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah

26:40Bobby Lee:Now you see me Yeah And now you don't I pop in and I pop right in

26:45Khalyla Kuhn:Are you a patron? What is it? I mean you can send an NDA You can talk about your role

26:50Bobby Lee:Well I'm in the crowd And I'm yelling at I'm yelling at them on stage They're all on stage Eisenberg Woody Woody and Morgan Freeman Eila Fisher No Morgan's not there Yeah yeah And Eila Fisher Eila Fisher Yeah Woody was well talk to me about um can i have woody would the coolest thing was meeting woody i was

27:10Khalyla Kuhn:fascinated i'm just i wanted to meet him so did you know who you were no no no no no but he but

27:15Bobby Lee:but the director introduced me he's like oh he's a comedian what he's like i love comedians i and he's like he does a podcast he's like i have a podcast i was like yeah and then he was like did you say that your podcast does better numbers than his yeah i mean does it i checked on youtube does it no i didn't look it up oh i actually have no idea i don't does he do does he have a potter is He's just starting it. But he was just talking about the world. He's fascinating. Oh, yeah. Him and Ted Danson. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Rad dude. Very nice guy. I'm more broken up right now because my boy got his title stripped away.

27:50Bobby Lee:My good friend. Good to be. Prince Andrew.

27:56Khalyla Kuhn:Good one. They took it away, man. Good one. Let's go back to the movie now. That was a really good deflection. Oh, I can't do jokes? No, but I see what you're trying to do.

28:03Bobby Lee:you want to go this way i have nothing i know i have nothing to say about the movie it was fun i mean i'm in one quick scene it was awesome i mean it was a budapest we talked about we talked about going to budapest it was great i'm gonna see it i'm gonna i hope it's good yeah i don't know i know nothing this is one of those things where you touch it and you leave i don't i have no idea i get in there and then they're like thank you goodbye although budapest film crew probably the best film crew i've ever worked with in my no i'm not kidding no i know i did it shocking they're amazing they're so fucking good they're so great they're on top of everything and you're like oh i don't need that hot too some of them yeah some even some of the girls too but it was they were really no it was a great time but yes i'm gonna go see the beautiful architecture i hope people go see it some of it half the city is yeah the other half is in ruins it's in ruins yeah but um i'm more concerned about all these japanese bears getting loose i was thinking about you the

28:49Khalyla Kuhn:other day i wanted to call you yeah i've been seeing that they're overtaking japan yeah

28:53Bobby Lee:brack bear everywhere that's the headline i wonder why because they're not having as many children now i think they're overpopulating because they're not being controlled there's no hunters so they're they're i think they're inviting hunters to come help why kill them because they're killing people

29:08Khalyla Kuhn:i know but just can you gather them up and then put them in an area of a fenced an area where this is black country black bear country this is baltimore this is baltimore frodi and asleep yeah well i'm just saying like create a town you know what i mean

29:27Bobby Lee:account for black bears all the black bears go there yeah and you stay there yeah don't drink out of the white bear fountain according to the japan times 12 people have been killed more than 100 others are injured nationwide just this year alone wow it's pretty crazy yeah whoa that black bears are gnarly look at that and they're getting more aggressive yeah like i apparently they're

29:48Khalyla Kuhn:they're showing up and like trying to get into people's houses it's fucking rad japan's hunter

29:55Bobby Lee:population has been shrinking people don't hunt 60 percent of licensed hunters now are over 60 so

29:59Khalyla Kuhn:there's no kids are doing it well yeah i would just gather them up and bring them somewhere like there's there's other islands around uh right you put them on boats yeah put them on boats and bring them that okinawa that's a pretty populated yeah put them on boats like we can call it almost whatever you want to do however you want to do it no um put them down to yeah okinawa is they

30:22Bobby Lee:They already did that once, Okinawa. You know what I mean?

30:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but there's probably other islands around Japan where they can, you know what I mean, put the bears in.

30:30Bobby Lee:Cage them. So you think -

30:32Khalyla Kuhn:Killing animals is not my thing.

30:34Bobby Lee:Yeah, but if they're killing people, you gotta protect your population. The survival of the fittest.

30:39Khalyla Kuhn:Oh yeah, we have guns, so I guess - We have guns. None of these guys have guns.

30:42Bobby Lee:I mean, they do have guns in Japan, but not like this.

30:44Khalyla Kuhn:Wow, they're pretty big. And they're mauling people, huh?

30:47Bobby Lee:And they don't look Japanese at all. I thought they'd look a little bit more Japanese.

30:51Khalyla Kuhn:Well, why can't they just get their guy to do it? Who's that? Who's their prime minister or whatever? No. Huh. Godzilla. Release Godzilla, dude. Godzilla would fuck that thing up, no? We call on you to help us, Godzilla. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Mothra. I mean, you know, Mothra can pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck.

31:13Bobby Lee:How many bears?

31:13Khalyla Kuhn:I have a stuttering problem.

31:15Bobby Lee:AI, how many bears can, how many bears versus Godzilla? How many bears would it take for Godzilla?

31:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

31:21Bobby Lee:I wonder what the scale would be. No number of normal-sized bears can take out Godzilla. See? You're right.

31:27Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. He could wipe out probably a million of them.

31:30Bobby Lee:Well, let's reenact it. Yeah. Let's get him out here.

31:33Khalyla Kuhn:Or Mothra would be easier because Mothra can fly and just pluck them from the ground. Yeah, pick them out of the sky. Throw them in the ocean. And throw them in the ocean. Yeah, that's actually very smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or something, you know.

31:42Bobby Lee:Well, get on it, Japan. What are you guys fucking waiting for?

31:45Khalyla Kuhn:Don't, you know, cage those Mothra. They're going to be released. Little tiny Japanese. That's when we saw Mothra.

31:50Bobby Lee:He's been out I think he had an injury hit He's been out He's on injured reserve

31:56Khalyla Kuhn:I'm gonna bring Yamamoto and Otani And the baseball bats And go over there

32:00Bobby Lee:Congratulations to the Dodgers You're wearing your Dodgers hat today Go you

32:04Khalyla Kuhn:It's heartbreaking to see Blue Jays fans I just feel so bad for them Nope Why? U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A

32:15Bobby Lee:U-S-A Fuck with us Canada

32:18Khalyla Kuhn:I know but you know they were leading for most of the game. Yeah, they blew it. They're in home turf. They blew it. And you could just see them just like, just not being able to get it over the line.

32:29Bobby Lee:I actually loved it, dude. I loved it, dude. It was fucking great.

32:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

32:33Bobby Lee:Yeah, I was, it was kind of wild to watch, especially because I was in San Francisco when they won and SF fucking hates the Dodgers. I know the Giants do. They were so mad.

32:42Khalyla Kuhn:So Tuesday, this guy came up to me, he goes, hey, I'm friends with Theo. I go, okay. And he goes, I'm the new manager of the Giants. The team manager? Yeah. I just got hired. This is my first year. I'm starting work next week or something. But I wanted to... Starting work next week? I don't know what it was. That's not how they talk. Yeah, that's... Give me the name. Tony. Tony Vitello came to my show Tuesday. Seriously? Yeah, with this girl.

33:04Bobby Lee:Wow.

33:05Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, super nice. I mean, I didn't do that well, but... Yeah, Tony Vitello came. Really nice guy. That's fucking rad.

33:12Bobby Lee:Yeah.

33:12Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, still Taylor Swift, but you know.

33:15Bobby Lee:That's the manager of a bad sports team. Not bad. are they bad no they're okay they're fine is he it's new i mean i told him i go you have a shot

33:24Khalyla Kuhn:right you can he's a manager you can rearrange yeah they don't have control it's baseball's

33:30Bobby Lee:money the dodgers have all the fucking money soccer's the same way isn't soccer the exact same way i don't know there's no cap on soccer right yeah you guys have a salary cap no so it's the same thing so why are the best teams the best consistently they have the most money if there's no salary cap is that that's why people hate the dodgers the dodgers spent the most fucking money.

33:48Khalyla Kuhn:But 12 years ago, Leicester City won the Premier League, right? Yeah. And they were the worst team. They have no money, right? Yeah. They had no... They came from the championship straight to the Premier League. No star. They had Jamie Vardy, which is the one guy.

34:05Bobby Lee:I've seen that name. I know that.

34:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and they won the Premier League.

34:09Bobby Lee:That doesn't happen in America because of the refs.

34:10Khalyla Kuhn:And we have teams like Manchester City and Chelsea. Roman Ibravovich owns Chelsea. He's like an oil baron from Russia. I mean, they have all the money in the world and Leicester still won. My point being is that you can still be a thrifty manager and look at stats and go, you know what I mean? This kid, I know, he's in a household name or you know what I mean? But I think he's perfect. You know what I mean?

34:35Bobby Lee:No, I know what you're saying. I think that may happen in soccer in baseball, unfortunately, now that there was a guy, Billy Bean, for the Oakland A's and he kind of revolutionized. You never see Moneyball? no with jonah hill and brad pitt you didn't see that movie it was fucking phenomenal it's great but it was about the story of this and what you're saying he kind of like an iconic manager who literally kind of revolutionized the way you could pick players and get them young and but it's it's a big money game now it's all bullshit it's all money game like that's why people fucking that's why those guys really hate the dodgers yeah they got the most fucking money and i get it it was like for years as a kid the yankees for me it was always the yankees i was always like the Yankees are unstoppable oh my god 350 million dollars but this summer what Arsenal did was if I can talk soccer for a second I'd love it um and wait let me ask you a real question so Leicester City is that what you said yeah so some of the players are they from the area as well so they have pride and local so so this is the thing that we don't do anymore either right yeah so most of these kids are fucking from elsewhere and you just play with the team that you play the cool thing about soccer that I love is that you see these local guys play for their squad There's like pride.

35:42Khalyla Kuhn:We also have a youth program. Yeah. And Bukayo Saka, Ethan Waniere. Some of these players are Louis Skelly. They're all, Louis Skelly is 18 and he's in the main team. He plays with the main team in Arsenal. Waniere is 18, 19, and they're all from Helland. They're all from the academy. and our big star, Bokayo Saka, is from the academy as well. So it's like, they've been there as kids. Right, that's right. And we raised them. Pride.

36:14Bobby Lee:There's semblance of pride. We don't have that. I'm jealous of that. You used to have a player, when I was a kid, like, you know, Jordan was Chicago to us. He stayed in Chicago. Right? Like, there used to be kind of a vibe, like, you stayed there as long as you could. Now, these guys don't give a fuck. They're going to go wherever they're going to go, whoever's got the best check and that's how it goes. That's sad. Well, that's just the, But the business did that. These guys don't really have as... It's almost like you're put in a position when the Dodgers called Shohei and they gave him$700 million.

36:45Yeah.

36:46Bobby Lee:I mean, how else is he going to pay for those gambling games?

36:47Khalyla Kuhn:Let me ask you a question. So this summer, Arsenal FC... So Liverpool, right, spent so much money. They got this guy, Isak, and all these guys, and they spent$150 million per player. Isak cost over 100 million pounds. Jesus Christ But what Arteta did was He bought people from leagues That people were like Teams that were like People were like This summer like 30 million for that guy Who is this guy Like we bought a defender Named Mascara No one had really heard of him But he knew But he knows That he would fit right in the team And so now Arsenal has A backup for every position That's just as good Whereas Liverpool Spent two or three Millions of dollars On two, three, four players and they don't have the backup.

37:35Khalyla Kuhn:You know what I mean? Right. And it's about stats and about like, you know what I mean, what's going to work in our system, you know? Right. Yeah, yeah.

37:42Bobby Lee:No, I think it's fascinating.

37:44Khalyla Kuhn:But I don't know much about baseball, so you're saying that baseball, there's no... So the Dodgers doesn't have like a youth program.

37:49Bobby Lee:Well, they have a farm system, right? You have a farm league, like you have AAA. You do have a system, but these guys are quick to get rid of them and trade them, especially if they can't afford them. But I mean, you don't have scouts? They do. They do, they do. to kids. Oh, yeah. Like 12-year-olds. Oh, yeah. They scout middle school and high school.

38:08Khalyla Kuhn:Then you bring them to the Dodgers Youth Academy. Do they have that?

38:11Bobby Lee:Yeah, they do have training facilities.

38:12Khalyla Kuhn:And then you guys live here. But most of the time, do you go to school here?

38:16Bobby Lee:Yeah.

38:16Khalyla Kuhn:That's more a non-American thing. Like the NBA just started that in India not long ago.

38:20Bobby Lee:Yeah.

38:21Khalyla Kuhn:In India? Yeah, because they're looking for the next seven-footer.

38:23Bobby Lee:I want to play basketball, man!

38:26Khalyla Kuhn:I want to hoop. Why won't you let me play?

38:29Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, Ranjit, you're five foot seven. i can't be a stander why can't i be a starting center it is fucking funny that we all we do the nba the nba has so much money overseas because like guys like steph curry he's probably bigger in china than he is i mean he's huge he's a global superstar but like overseas there's so much money in the nba overseas because asian kids fucking love the nba we can't sell the nfl to almost anybody but the nba you can sell to fucking everybody everybody loves i mean it's those guys go to China they do like a like Steph and those guys they'll go do like a summer camp in China and make like 30 million dollars for like a weekend at camp just because he's you know they're they're they're massive overseas I mean big here but still can I ask you another question about sports LeBron James did I ever tell you that story when I was on a boat you met him no no I was a boat in Europe and the guy's like you know LeBron James I was like yeah he goes he will stay there that when he come here, that place, he will stay.

39:28Bobby Lee:I was like, is he there now? He goes, nah, but we will watch. I guess he stays at the same mansion. They're like, LeBron James, this is LeBron James.

39:37Khalyla Kuhn:Wow, wow, wow.

39:38Bobby Lee:What'd you ask me, about basketball?

39:39Khalyla Kuhn:No, I wanna talk about, cause now I'm really kind of getting into baseball a little bit this year. Love. Yeah. I had no idea why it would be exciting, but now watching the World Series and the playoffs and stuff, I get it. It's a nerd game. but I don't get football.

39:56Bobby Lee:I don't expect American football.

39:58Khalyla Kuhn:And I want you to convince me that it's good. Why is it good?

40:02Bobby Lee:Well, you know, baseball is my number one. So I can't, that's how I agree with you, but baseball is like soccer. And the fact that like, these are all, this is all chess moves. Yeah. Soccer is coordinated chess moves. Baseball is calculated statistical moves. Yeah. Trying to advance players in different positions to the likelihood of scoring and positioning football is that too. It's fucking awesome. but you like it because you like these little technical moves and I think that's what you like. Football is more like pure, raw, athletic strength and talent and ability going at each other at full speed as hard as you can.

40:34Bobby Lee:Of course there's strategy to it. I don't know. Selling you on football is tough. You don't like violent sports at all.

40:41Khalyla Kuhn:I do. UFC, I was a big fan of it. But you know what show that I've been watching on Netflix? I command everyone in this room to watch it. there's a show called Physical 100. Bring it up. But it's Asia, right?

40:55Bobby Lee:Oh, I'm out.

40:56Khalyla Kuhn:So it's basically, so it was a Korean, yeah, so that's the Philippine team.

41:03Bobby Lee:That's Manny Pacquiao? Yes.

41:05Khalyla Kuhn:So like, it's Australia, Indonesia, Korea, Japan, Turkey, right?

41:12Bobby Lee:Look at the tits on that guy.

41:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, Turkey, Thailand, and they're all competing, right? Are the Thailand a bunch of ladyboys? No, but I think Indonesia or Thailand does have a ladyboy on it. They should. Cool. But the Philippines are making me laugh. Why? Because, man, he's so small.

41:31Bobby Lee:He's so tiny. You know what I mean? What is the competition? What do they do?

41:35Khalyla Kuhn:Well, there's only four episodes right now, but it's basically the first one was they have these four platforms, circular platforms, right? And there's, I think, eight countries. right okay and each so they basically there's a gigantic circle and in the middle of this dirt mound is gigantic circle see if you can see these he's bringing up right now yeah trailer this is the trailer for it yeah yeah but it's not it's not show because they're going to show the whole thing show oh yeah so you can see the circular thing right there right right right okay so you have eight countries and you have to dominate a circle wow so the most people on the circle right right if you have like it's king of the hill king of the hill but it's like how many others one two three i think there's five this is rad right but it's like when you're watching the first round you can see manny paco just flying through the screen yeah it's pretty brutal can they punch you can't punch but it gets pretty scrappy dude it's a really fun you can hold down

42:35Bobby Lee:it's a fun show to watch yeah yeah i'm in i'm already in but like fantastic but there's some

42:39Khalyla Kuhn:Some countries, I mean, that would just, like US, we would just.

42:43Bobby Lee:Yeah, that's why they don't want us a part of this shit. We'd get the most lunatic, out of our mind, ex-military, just ready to fucking kill at will.

42:51Khalyla Kuhn:But every team has famous people on it. Like, you know, so the Australian team has Robert Whitaker. He's one of the best UFC fighters. You know Whitaker. And then that's fucking Mongolia. They're badass. And look at Genghis Khan. We call him Genghis Khan in the middle. Look at, they have Genghis in there, dude. Look at him. But it's a really fun show. Physical 100. Yeah, Physical 100 Asia. Ridge, what do you got? Are you from the future?

43:15Bobby Lee:I am a little bit of a futurist.

43:16Khalyla Kuhn:Did you have a time machine? Where'd you get that?

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46:52Bobby Lee:I don't know, dude, to get you into football, honestly, though, we'd have to embed you with a team, and your team left your city and came here, which is you're here now. Yeah, the Chargers, yeah. Well, maybe you could be a Chargers fan. You put phytophan for you.

47:04Khalyla Kuhn:Oof.

47:05Bobby Lee:Ooh, something came out? Yeah. Oh, that's a phytonsil stone.

47:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

47:09Bobby Lee:No, don't put it in an art.

47:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I like to ferment it. There's a lot of things. Fermented. I had a zimping burp.

47:16Bobby Lee:It was a tonsil stone. Yeah. Do you get those all the time?

47:18Khalyla Kuhn:It's not a tonsil stone, dude. It's soft. Look.

47:21Bobby Lee:Okay. All right. Shit. It looks like it.

47:25Khalyla Kuhn:It does look exactly like a tonsil stone. Small, hard deposit.

47:29Bobby Lee:That's what I thought it was. Tonsil stones. It's just debris that gets stuck in those little hangy things in the back. It's not a tonsil stone.

47:36Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

47:36Bobby Lee:Did it smell your finger? Does it smell?

47:38Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it smells like what I ate. It was a crab. It was a crab? It's a crab.

47:42Bobby Lee:Oh, it's a piece of a crab.

47:43Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome back, Fancy. No big deal. No big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went there. I went to the fucking crab place last night, and it fucked me up, bro. What do you mean? The boiling crab. Oh, yeah. It's too much sodium.

47:56Bobby Lee:I can't do it.

47:57Khalyla Kuhn:It's too much.

47:58Bobby Lee:I just don't like mass amounts of seafood.

48:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and then you got to get the potatoes and the carrots with it, but it's like... and then if you go medium like who when did fire become a flavor an element should not be i i don't ever want to eat a sandwich go this is um earthy right have you tried our new wind burger yeah wind burger yeah yeah delicious when did

48:23Bobby Lee:fire who likes it you get fire you know i mean i agree i hate the taste like when they do it's a smoky thing you know like i don't want smoke smoke tastes like you burnt it yeah i don't want smoky anything yeah they do that a lot with drinks now too they smoke on top of a cocktail i don't want

48:36Khalyla Kuhn:the smoke yeah or you go to an omacasa place right they take they slice tuna or whatever they put it you're right on a wooden plate but then they put a thing over it yeah and they stick

48:47Bobby Lee:smoke in it like cedar wood i don't like that yeah and i'm like i don't i totally agree i fucking hate that flavor i don't i don't know why they do that somebody it's it's a culinary thing it's got to be like a cool fancy culinary thing and then that's that makes that in the community that makes it good.

49:02Khalyla Kuhn:Or don't put fucking, you know what I mean, caviar on top of salmon. Now the mom and the fucking kids? I don't eat the mom and the kids. You've never had chicken and eggs? I refuse. It's a combination I can't do.

49:18Bobby Lee:No, I'll do it.

49:19Khalyla Kuhn:Chicken and eggs? I'll have - It's mom and baby. Yeah, the family's all together.

49:25Bobby Lee:We'll get grandpa in there then, Dan. Might as well. Yeah. Like I'll take a ground patty of like meat with, you know, a full grown cow and then it's mixed with like a baby calf, you know? Why not? What's it called again? What's wrong? Veal. Veal is delicious.

49:41Khalyla Kuhn:I can't do baby anything.

49:42Bobby Lee:So you want them full grown before you eat them? Well,

49:45Khalyla Kuhn:I'll be honest with you. There's been a lot of guilt now as of late of eating meat. Why? Like TikTok algorithms. Oh. Oh, Lib Talk. He's on Lib Talk. I'm on Lib Talk, dude. We lost him to Lib Talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, people just raising cows and the cows cuddling with their owners. Right. You've never seen that?

50:07Bobby Lee:No, I mean, I've seen, yeah.

50:08Khalyla Kuhn:They kiss on the lips. I love it.

50:10Bobby Lee:Well, then you need to move to India.

50:13Khalyla Kuhn:Like this. They worship the cow. Like this. This is like, ooh, come on. Look at that.

50:17Bobby Lee:Look at that. How many smash burgers could you make out of that? A lot, a lot.

50:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, we could make a lot out of that. But look at that.

50:24Bobby Lee:Yeah.

50:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Those are free range, happy cows. Yeah. Yeah. You don't feel guilt? No. But they're sentient beings. Like the other day, I went to your house, saw your dog.

50:33Bobby Lee:Yeah.

50:34Khalyla Kuhn:Right? Yeah. They have the same human connection.

50:36Bobby Lee:There's not enough meat on her though.

50:38Khalyla Kuhn:I know. She's tiny.

50:39Bobby Lee:That's why I have a tiny dog.

50:40Khalyla Kuhn:Brad Williams would be a fool.

50:44Bobby Lee:I know what you're saying. I get it, dude. I've had this moral dilemma before in my mind. But also, I really love red meat. I like it so much. I do too.

50:52Khalyla Kuhn:But it's like, you know what? I can't wait until let's grow it.

50:57Bobby Lee:Well, they're working. They're doing that now. What do you mean?

50:59Khalyla Kuhn:we have that yeah but get to a point where it's like tasting good yeah get to it doesn't taste like shit yeah like accessible yeah but it's all we're all in beta with all this stuff like this

51:09Bobby Lee:fucking home robot they're pushing out you know this oh yeah that thing yeah that thing looks like and then you have to have do you know what they need to do a guy to control it yes yeah it's insane yeah why don't the guy why does the guy controlling just do it i know this is very dumb

51:21Khalyla Kuhn:yeah look a guy has to control that fucker and they want 20k for this thing is that how much it

51:26Bobby Lee:is yeah the dumbest fucking thing i've ever heard i'm thinking about getting one i know

51:29Khalyla Kuhn:you know i love i knew you have to wait for optimus yeah yeah i'm gonna wait until that improves though yeah you know what i mean bobby would you like me to clean up the cat poop today

51:40Bobby Lee:again yeah i don't want to keep asking neo i think it's the dumbest i watched the video of it you know what it did that blew my mind in that one promo video it does this it like wakes up he's like neo load the dishwasher and then it goes like this and it looks at its hands and that made me go fuck because that's what i do if i'm like fucked up on drugs i always looked at my hands yeah because you're like oh where am i who is this mine imagine sleeping and then that's wake up look at that what the fuck i need you to wake up

52:11Khalyla Kuhn:also oh my god put a mouth on it yeah i mean you did the eyes what's how hard is it just put a

52:16Bobby Lee:mouth let me get a little bit of morning head we're we are literally three years away from these things also being just sex dolls it's like the neo programmers are like look sir they're doing no chores all day long. They've loaded not one dishwasher.

52:28Khalyla Kuhn:We're 10 years away from probably 20 % of the households having something like that in the house.

52:34Bobby Lee:How many people have a Google device where you can talk to it and it can play music? How many have like Alexa or whatever? You do? You do? Yeah. Three out of five. 10 years ago, you were like, what are you talking about? 15 years ago, but now in the future, everything's going to be automated. You're going to talk to the microwave. You're going to be like, get the food from the fridge, talk to each other, and then put it in there and heat it up yeah and by the way yeah gonna be rad fancy went home to spain to go see family you were gone for what what two and a half weeks yep exactly two and a half weeks yeah because i miss you every day i have it on my calendar fancy gone fancy gone fancy gone fancy gone and we did miss you like crazy i texted you a few times just yeah i'm missing seeing you i finally joined um bobby's club what is that oh yeah it's a tough one man yeah it's i still

53:24Khalyla Kuhn:at times I just think about them you know it's so surreal that they're no longer with us yeah the worst thing was the bureaucracy of death the bureaucracy of death it's a great band it really is

53:40Bobby Lee:so much stuff there's so much bullshit that comes along with death and it's also a racket the amount of money that happens when people die it's just it's a racket it it's crazy birth wedding deaths the three best best businesses you can get into because it will never go away yeah if you want the most secure job in the world do births weddings and deaths you will never not have work forever and they can and they fuck people over they rip them off

54:06Khalyla Kuhn:oh yeah everything was like that like my dad wanted to be cremated like like yours and we have to still pick a coffin wait why exactly that's what i asked well because that's how it they're not gonna cremate it by itself. So you have to buy and they show you, you don't know the prices. It's like, how long is it gonna be there? Like just to go through the thing. Wow. So basically they're like,

54:29Bobby Lee:you have to pay for the coffin for them to be in it while they burn it. Right. God, that's fucking crazy. That's crazy. But everything was like that. Insane.

54:38Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And do you have the ashes?

54:40Bobby Lee:Yeah, I do.

54:41Khalyla Kuhn:You wanna mix ashes with me?

54:44Bobby Lee:It's not a bad idea.

54:46Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I still have mine. Let's mix it.

54:49Bobby Lee:Let's see what happens. You get a Spanish Korean goat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

54:54Khalyla Kuhn:What would happen though? What would happen to their souls? Yeah.

54:58Bobby Lee:They would just bump into each other. They don't even know each other.

55:00Khalyla Kuhn:They'd be freaky.

55:02Bobby Lee:Just merge in the afterlife.

55:03Khalyla Kuhn:Who are you?

55:05Bobby Lee:Where would you love to spread your dad's ashes? If you had your child? Some place in Italy, a place he loves.

55:11Khalyla Kuhn:My dad was an art history professor or something in that world. That's fucking cool. like anything italian like over an olive garden can we do that

55:20Bobby Lee:go back to johnny vinnie's if you got yeah yeah we could sprinkle your dad over the gem salad my budget is tight so yeah maybe do you want to be burned yeah okay yeah my grandfather uh who was like my literal hero i've talked about on the show he always he always was like land land is for the living he would go past cemeteries he'd be like this is fucking bullshit it's a bullshit way it's It's like, you don't need to, no one is immortal. Land is for the living. Get out of here. Let the next people have the land. Why do you have to plot land and be like -

55:52Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, I grew up like having to go to the cemetery and like, you know, people like, it's a little surreal, like cleaning the - Oh yeah.

55:58Bobby Lee:Now did your, some people have a stone, they have a tombstone. Do your dad, does he have one? No, no, no. My dad didn't want any of that. Your dad's the fucking man.

56:05Khalyla Kuhn:I'm gonna go old school, Barry.

56:06Bobby Lee:Barry, yeah.

56:08Khalyla Kuhn:Right?

56:08Bobby Lee:Just in case.

56:10Khalyla Kuhn:Just in case, Like what if McCone wants to visit me?

56:14Bobby Lee:No, no. But here's what you do. You take the ashes, you spread them in a place that means meaningful to you that you can visit often. And then you see them all the time.

56:21Khalyla Kuhn:But your little tidbits and ashy bits are all over the fucking place. What I'm saying is that my body will be in a place. Your body will be gone.

56:28Bobby Lee:It'll be gone before you even, before anyone, it's gone. You're not there anymore. You'll rot through the coffin. You'll rot through the coffin. The bugs and the things will get in there. They eat you. It dissipates into almost nothing. There'll be nothing left. kind of so depressing i think it'd be cool to be buried just no coffin and actually just decompose in the earth yeah that's well they do that dude they do those raps those they're called like eternal uh what are they called it's tree ones i'm gonna do a tree one yeah the famous actor did it there was a famous actor that did that right that he or he said because he got cancer that he wanted to do it but it's like an eternal they wrap you in this biodegradable thing and you kind of go back into the earth and it's all that's fucking rad that to me is very cool yeah just burying a body is illegal yeah wait a minute seriously like a felony i mean you can't if you die you can't just bury macone in your backyard i'll be right back oh dude speaking of that this is fucking crazy they just found in vegas did you see that 200 plus bodies or something buried in vegas like a casino yeah i know they finally found wow they finally found what was a funeral home it was a funeral home that did it now they're pinning it on a funeral home a funeral home recovers 300 plus piles of human remains outside Las Vegas.

57:39Khalyla Kuhn:What do you mean? A funeral home took the bodies and buried it?

57:44Bobby Lee:No, there...

57:44Khalyla Kuhn:What do you mean?

57:45Bobby Lee:There's a federal investigation, a federal investigation into who dumped more than 300 piles of human remains. They think a funeral home did it.

57:53Khalyla Kuhn:But why would they do that?

57:55Bobby Lee:It's probably cheaper than paying for the... Because there's got to be some sort of... I bet you it's expensive to remove human remains. There's probably a fee. And they were like, fuck this, we'll just throw it in the desert. I'm guessing.

58:04Khalyla Kuhn:Wow.

58:05Bobby Lee:Bureau of Land Management officially confirmed piles were human remains. The department was actively investigating cremains. So they were all cremated bodies. 315 piles of dead bodies. Wow. That's so many.

58:18Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, there are rules to, you know, in order to spread the ashes, you know, you want to do it in the ocean. You have to be, I don't know how many kilometers in. You cannot just do it.

58:28Bobby Lee:Right.

58:28Khalyla Kuhn:There are laws.

58:30Bobby Lee:You can scatter. You're on your own property, obviously, of course. Public land. The rules may vary by the location. national parks you have to get a special use permit who do you think is buried in a national park gotta be roosevelt right i mean wouldn't that make the most sense oceans and waterways but you can spread ashes sneakily a lot of people do that yeah people do it all the time well people do you know people do a lot i've heard this that people go to like when they go to baseball games or soccer field soccer pitches or something that means a lot to them they carry a

58:56Khalyla Kuhn:little bag and they they spread it out there oh cool that that i think you would fucking the

59:00Bobby Lee:Emirates, yeah. What is that? Someone's mom from Bad Friends Live. That what? Are you being serious? Yes. It's Luke's mom. This is from - Oh, this from London? No, no.

59:10Khalyla Kuhn:It was from, I believe, Pittsburgh.

59:13Bobby Lee:I can't believe we still have that.

59:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, we've had it for two years here. We don't know what to do with them. This is meaningful to him.

59:19Bobby Lee:Well, let's combine Luke's mom, your dad, and your dad. Yeah, this is what happened. What if Luke's mom's hot? Yeah. You're dwelt your dads would be like, fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, yeah. From me, the afterlife.

59:31Khalyla Kuhn:Let's mix them, dude.

59:32Bobby Lee:I see bone.

59:33Khalyla Kuhn:Do you have some? Do you just have some of your dad? He's not going to do it. Here in LA. He's not going to mix it. He's not going to do it? I just think we should.

59:40Bobby Lee:I mean, I guess, did Koreans and Spanish always get along?

59:44Khalyla Kuhn:I think my dad and your dad would get along.

59:46Bobby Lee:Koreans are a little abusive, so I don't know. A little. Holy shit. Well, look at that. Modern relations between South Korea and Spaniards are very good, characterized by increasing cooperation and cultural exchange. Historically, Spanish missionaries who first encountered Koreans described them as peaceful intelligent though a long period of limited interaction followed once they saw him once they were like they're very nice like you're gonna go back no chance both countries have since forged a modern strategic partnership based on shared values like democracy and have experienced similar histories of civil war and subsequent rapid economic growth it is that is pretty fucking interesting i mean it is it is kind of wild to think about the spreading of the ashes and what does that do for the area that they're spread in like when you go back to the east coast and you're in some old creepy fucking you're like it's gotta be bare i think i think haunted shit it's only because they buried stuff beneath it like we're not native land it's because they buried on native land and when they're like

1:00:35Khalyla Kuhn:yeah that area is haunted i'm always like well they're under there you know i also saw

1:00:44Bobby Lee:the uh talk about country relations i saw this thing this morning on the way to the airport about finland in the finland open prison program these guys get to like come and go as they please

1:00:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, they have cars.

1:00:56Bobby Lee:It's fucking unreal.

1:00:57Khalyla Kuhn:They have cars.

1:00:58Bobby Lee:This guy was working out and then he went to work.

1:01:00Khalyla Kuhn:He went to a cold plunge? Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy.

1:01:03Bobby Lee:This guy, yeah.

1:01:04Khalyla Kuhn:Hey, I murdered somebody.

1:01:07Bobby Lee:Look at me. He is in there for murder, for murder one. Yeah. And he's like joking on, he goes to a garden, he's like picking flat. It's pretty, it's wild.

1:01:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I mean, the idea in Europe is that, you know, prison is a place to rehab. Rehabilitate.

1:01:20Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:01:20Khalyla Kuhn:It's something that Americans do not believe in. No, no, no. But do you believe in it as a European? I think so, yes. I think it's a - I think some people. Yeah, I mean, obviously there might be some exceptions.

1:01:31Bobby Lee:We probably have the world's most violent, twisted criminals. I would imagine the US is number one again - Hell yeah. At that. I bet we have the most fucked up wild shit. Yeah.

1:01:41Khalyla Kuhn:What crime, let's say we're a government. We are kind of a little - We're a little government. What crime is too much to do to the rehab? How about second degree murder?

1:01:51Bobby Lee:Second degree, see, look up second degree. No, let's see.

1:01:54Khalyla Kuhn:I'm a presenter. I'm going to present you a case. Yeah. All right. So I have a client here out. Welcome. Guys, thanks for coming. What's the client's name? Alfred Simmons. And he came home from a trip early, went to his house. Yeah. And his wife was having sex with two of his workmates.

1:02:15Bobby Lee:Where do they work?

1:02:17Khalyla Kuhn:Costco.

1:02:18Bobby Lee:Oh, seriously?

1:02:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I love Costco. Corporate though.

1:02:21Bobby Lee:So this man, okay. This man. Oh my God. This man comes home from work. Yeah. He finds his wife in bed with two of his Costco coworkers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're going at it. What position are they in?

1:02:29Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, every position, my friend. Wow, so he's just sitting and watching.

1:02:32Bobby Lee:He's cucking. Is he cucking for a little bit?

1:02:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, well, his friend David is upside down. I don't know how they got the ropes tied around his ankles upside down on just the ceiling, but he's upside down. Wow. And he's licking her - Her tush. Armpit. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Please don't assume, sir. Sorry. And the other one, a little dwarf man, little person. And he's got marshmallows all over his body. He boiled down marshmallows, put it all over his body, right? And he's sort of just like on her chest and just getting the marshmallow juice on her breast-ses. Got it. You know what I mean? Region, right?

1:03:10Bobby Lee:It sounds more fun than that.

1:03:11Khalyla Kuhn:It's pretty fun. It was a fun time. But anyway, this guy, Simmons took a machete. Simmons? what was it Alfred Alfred Simmons Mr. Simmons I'm sorry I call him Simmons yeah he took a machete yeah and he chopped up the dwarf unfortunately but what about the other man they're fine okay yeah

1:03:36Bobby Lee:so it was an unintentional second degree killing it was non premeditated it was intentional

1:03:40Khalyla Kuhn:second degree since it was a dwarf right we couldn't charge him with first degree right Well, you could always get him for half degree murder. It's a half degree murder. We consider that and it's like a half. Half degree murder. Half person. Yeah. So anyway. He deserves rehabilitation. You think so? No. Okay, good. Yeah. Good. Right. Yeah.

1:03:58Bobby Lee:I heard you have a client. But I would say this. Yeah. Yeah. You would need to have him make amends with the family, with the family of the little person that was murdered. So you'd have to get him to go to find it.

1:04:11Khalyla Kuhn:First of all, you got to find that tree. Well, we'd have to buy him a plane ticket to get to Middle Earth. and we don't even know how to do that. So I heard you had a little client.

1:04:22Bobby Lee:I do have a client. Yeah, so tell us. Yeah, Mr. Barbaduke here. Well, based on the name. Alan Barbaduke.

1:04:27Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

1:04:28Bobby Lee:He's a doctor and a lawyer and a physicist. Oh, wow. He's very well accomplished.

1:04:33Khalyla Kuhn:Already then probably ready for rehabilitation?

1:04:36Bobby Lee:I don't know. Okay, well, tell us the case. It's pretty egregious. He was eating lunch at a Jimmy John's and - Good sandwich. Freaky fast And I'll tell you He was eating lunch and he found a pubic hair In his sandwich And he turned around and a bunch of the young teenage pimple face boys Braces They were laughing shit's lit dude What do you think about that bro Our pubes are in your fucking mouth bitch

1:05:01Khalyla Kuhn:Oh so these kids put their own pubic regions Inside the sandwich Well that is really uncalled for Three teenage boys

1:05:09Bobby Lee:But Barbara Duke he took this the wrong way because he was having a flashback from the time. What was his first name? What's Barbara Duke's first name? Mr. Barbara Duke.

1:05:18Khalyla Kuhn:No, what's his first name? You said -

1:05:19Bobby Lee:It doesn't matter.

1:05:25Bobby Lee:But Mr. Barbara Duke had a flashback from his childhood where he was bullied when he was very young. I see, I see. And many people in the neighborhood would make him eat their pubes. That was Pube the Duke, it was a game they played. Well, it's understandable, yeah. So Mr. Barbara Duke kind of had a flashback. He grabbed -

1:05:38Khalyla Kuhn:What did Mr. Barbara Duke do?

1:05:39Bobby Lee:he grabbed one of the butter he grabbed one of the bread knives um and he slowly um cut up each of the teenage boys and he cooked them and they're still now serving some of them at jimmy john's it's it's a new flavor you know chipotle introduces something new every couple of months yes jimmy john's introducing teenage boy okay uh and he well it's interesting that you would say that because it's like first of all um you would think that once somebody is carving up one teenage boy that the other teenage boys would run he cut he uh he dismembered all he took the knife and cut off all their legs with the butter knife with a butter knife a bread knife a bread knife bread knife seems difficult to do well dude you don't mr barber duke is quite strong he trained he trained taekwondo and uh sword mastery when he was in college okay well i've never seen that

1:06:30Khalyla Kuhn:done but anyway he's very skilled yeah he's well skilled what do you think guys

1:06:35Bobby Lee:Rehab Rehab

1:06:37Khalyla Kuhn:You think he's good

1:06:40Bobby Lee:Mr. Barber Duke we're fine Carlos doesn't realize he's Mr. Barber Duke

1:06:45Khalyla Kuhn:In prison can you wake up Whenever you want to wake up

1:06:47Bobby Lee:No I think there's a bedtime There's a wake up time

1:06:50Khalyla Kuhn:But I can't go I'm going to sleep in

1:06:54Bobby Lee:Prison would hurt you a lot

1:06:55Khalyla Kuhn:Oh I bet

1:06:57Bobby Lee:I wouldn't be able to walk And honestly then you'd have to get up and do shit

1:07:01Khalyla Kuhn:No but I can't go hey yo prison guard what's your name Larry prison guard yeah tomorrow I'm Larry hey Larry tomorrow you know breakfast all that stuff we sleep in no wake up you got to do exercise and clean yeah but I'll do that after lunch no well we'll just beat you then what do you mean we'll just beat you we'll physically come I didn't do anything I just want to sleep in I tie you too bad no cameras oh shit you'll beat me yeah with what huh what'd you beat me with what do you want to be beat with baton do you think they would beat me fuck they would make me get up in the morning like a military abso fucking that's what they do you have to work you gotta go to you sleep early like oh i'm i'm gonna sleep early i think so do we even go to bed early yeah yeah yeah i think yeah i don't know lights out is 11 can you google it i don't think do they make you wake up i don't think of course

1:07:49Bobby Lee:they do there's no i don't think yes they do no this is also it depends on what level of prison you're in yes you do have to wake up in prison around 6 a.m structure daily schedule includes mandatory head counts and work assignments yeah man they do you got to do shit you're forced to do labor you it's it's you're late you're doing late yeah oh my god they get paid but they would

1:08:08Khalyla Kuhn:let him do stand up and get out of it yeah you know what i do what fuck everyone yeah you would get fucked whatever whatever it takes i want to sleep in you'd be bottom

1:08:21Bobby Lee:how did it go you how did that friday go it was okay i mean i love san francisco the punch is great and you were there before and you know they talked all about you bobby was just here

1:08:29Khalyla Kuhn:that was a cool week because it was me tuesday wednesday then you thursday friday saturday right

1:08:34Bobby Lee:and on friday during the day uh matinee shows was doug benson how funny is that no yeah he did 4 p.m wow he does like 4 20 shows in certain cities he'll do that's fun at 4 20 p.m yeah i think he did saturday before me i think that's a lot of i didn't even get to fucking see him though because obviously he's on the road in and out but yeah no dude that club punch was great i san francisco is awesome there is also a perception of san francisco that that comics have sometimes where they're like san francisco liberals snooty they were fucking i could i feel the same way i said everything it was rad it's fun they i i just think san francisco is misunderstood as an audience

1:09:13Khalyla Kuhn:also the homeless seem safer they're not as knifey yeah they're not as knifey and they're having conversations with themselves which is nice that's i just saw a guy doing that on the way They're like, you ain't got no clarity within this timeframe. What do you mean, Jamal? They're like talking to each other. Infinity stones, create the magic. You know what I mean? I get it, man. And they're having conversations with each other. As you're just kind of walking by, you can't add. No. You can't go, the mind frame is down below. And they're like, what'd you say? You know what I mean? They'll go down below.

1:09:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but you can listen to them. They're not, you know what I mean? Like, knife. Not knife. Shanky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:09:56Bobby Lee:We need it. That would be funny to put a homeless guy at an improv and sign him up for 101 or whatever over at UCB. Yeah. Just a homeless schizophrenic guy. And he just kills. He gets on SNL year two. Yeah.

1:10:08Khalyla Kuhn:That'd be cool. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, crazy bones.

1:10:17Khalyla Kuhn:But there is a lot. Do you see a lot of homeless there?

1:10:20Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah. But they're so sad. Well, we live here.

1:10:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah.

1:10:23Bobby Lee:I see it fucking here.

1:10:25Khalyla Kuhn:I love the homeless here.

1:10:26Bobby Lee:It's so crazy.

1:10:26Khalyla Kuhn:I saw one person in Spain in those two and a half weeks.

1:10:29Bobby Lee:Yeah, because you kill them. You kill them. You get rid of them. You guys are, you guys, what do you do with the homeless? Yeah, what do you do with the homeless, sir?

1:10:35Khalyla Kuhn:Airplane in LA. I saw a couple of TikToks today about Japanese homeless. You know what I mean? And the typhoons get them. The typhoons, they do. That's real? The typhoons fuck them up. Yeah, yeah.

1:10:51Bobby Lee:Well, they look so cool. No.

1:10:52Khalyla Kuhn:That's just a cool guy. No, it's like a famous meme because it really is a homeless dude. No, I wanted to start a clothing line called Hobo. And that was when I brought it to a company. That was the photo. I mean, you look like that. I want to do a line of clothing that looked like that.

1:11:07Bobby Lee:You wear that shit all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Balenciaga kind of does that.

1:11:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. They get it off of that Russian dude. You know that Russian dude? Mm-mm. Okay, look up Balenciaga and then the Russian streetwear guy. That's right. Have you seen this before? You're going to love this. This guy. This guy right here, right? He goes to thrift stores and he's influencing fashion trends. He's like a homeless guy in fucking Russia. Are they paying him? No.

1:11:37Bobby Lee:Do they want to keep this man homeless just for his art ideas? Good idea. Smart.

1:11:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Yeah, don't let him in. And they steal his fashion ideas by looking at his photos.

1:11:47Bobby Lee:And he knows this.

1:11:48Khalyla Kuhn:Look at it. that's what he normally wears and then look what they did

1:11:53Bobby Lee:I mean

1:11:54Khalyla Kuhn:it's incredible

1:11:55Bobby Lee:that's fucking dark who's who? who's who? who's who? the guy on the right yeah yeah yeah

1:11:59Khalyla Kuhn:go back to some of these other ones I mean dude dope no?

1:12:06Bobby Lee:yeah he's got a cool style

1:12:07Khalyla Kuhn:yeah good style

1:12:12Khalyla Kuhn:yeah he's cool

1:12:14Bobby Lee:obviously he was an artist of some kind

1:12:16Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know

1:12:18Bobby Lee:Harvard yeah bizarre just Ukrainian magazine

1:12:23Khalyla Kuhn:wow it's incredible it's crazy they're just stealing from them oh let me tell you something that happened yeah oh my god you just it pissed me off dude yeah so I flying to San Francisco you have a do you have a driver no how do you get to the hotel just Uber okay well I have a driver I know you do okay

1:12:43Bobby Lee:yeah he tells me

1:12:44Khalyla Kuhn:yeah you get the driver for me I get the driver for you assign his deal yeah you pay for my driver i pay for your everything okay so anyway um

1:12:54Bobby Lee:no he pays for his own yeah of course yeah so this guy you know i land there's a guy

1:13:00Khalyla Kuhn:has a sign lee i go hey it's me he's like what's your first name i go bobby he's like okay I'm not lying It gets worse Then we actually We're walking Smoking to the car Yeah He goes What hotel you're staying at?

1:13:22Bobby Lee:He doesn't know? Isn't it in the fucking thing? That's why I ask him

1:13:26Khalyla Kuhn:Don't you know what hotel I'm staying at? Because I do Do you? I go I don't know It's in some of my I have to go to my emails And check it out Just getting kidnapped by a fan? No Just check out He goes No I can't put you in my car Unless I know what hotel You're staying at Seriously? Yeah. And I go, well, what? You already, I already gave you my name. Right? He's like, it's rules, man.

1:13:48Bobby Lee:I've never heard this in my life. Yeah.

1:13:51Khalyla Kuhn:And now I'm going through my emails. Then I finally go, the hotel. He's like, okay. Wow. And I still give him a big tip.

1:14:01Bobby Lee:I knew you did. I was just going to say, I bet you gave him a hundred bucks.

1:14:03Khalyla Kuhn:But I did, I threw it at him almost. You know what I mean? I go, here you go, man. I whipped it at him.

1:14:10Bobby Lee:Yeah, fuck him.

1:14:11Khalyla Kuhn:Right? I just got out. Didn't say goodbye or anything. It pissed me off.

1:14:14Bobby Lee:Yeah, that's fucking weird, dude.

1:14:16Khalyla Kuhn:Do you know why? He doesn't think that I am anything.

1:14:20Bobby Lee:How many Lees have you seen, you know?

1:14:22Khalyla Kuhn:It's San Francisco. I also said Bobby. You know what I mean?

1:14:26Bobby Lee:That's a rare Lee. That's a less common Lee.

1:14:29Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. It's also like, you know, I don't know. Did I read it wrong? No, that's fucking weird, though. I don't know why. Has that ever happened to you?

1:14:38Bobby Lee:I take Ubers.

1:14:40Khalyla Kuhn:You've never gotten a car. It's the same amount of money.

1:14:43Bobby Lee:No, I have, but they've never, no, I have. It's not the same amount of money. What do you mean? It's more expensive for sure. Yeah. It's way more expensive. No, but I have taken, we've gotten -

1:14:51Khalyla Kuhn:I'll do it first from now on. Is that what you're saying? No.

1:14:53Bobby Lee:No, you're paying for it.

1:14:54Khalyla Kuhn:You deserve it. I don't deserve anything. I just like, it's easier.

1:14:57Bobby Lee:I like the torture of a foreigner who's speaking on the phone. I like that. I like to go to a new city and hear their foreign local, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Redhead. I wanna hear that.

1:15:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:15:14Bobby Lee:No, but I've had that before. I've had it before where I'm like, oh, that's me. And because I use an alias, I don't use my name. I'm like, that's me. And then they have to like check to make sure, cause it's not, you know what I mean?

1:15:29Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:15:29Bobby Lee:Cause it's not my name.

1:15:30Khalyla Kuhn:I see.

1:15:31Bobby Lee:Cause it's weird that they hold your fucking name. That's the weirdest thing. That's why I put mine when we go on the road. Yeah, that's smart. but you're so fucking famous Bobby Lee the name is famous

1:15:40Khalyla Kuhn:oh this guy had no idea

1:15:42Bobby Lee:he knows who you are

1:15:43Khalyla Kuhn:no

1:15:44Bobby Lee:maybe he was fucking with you

1:15:45Khalyla Kuhn:he wasn't dude how old was he? he was like Brazilian so he had a thick accent oh you know what I mean? but um I almost I almost gave him a bad review but I didn't do it

1:15:57Bobby Lee:no no you can't do that why?

1:15:59Khalyla Kuhn:why can't you?

1:15:59Bobby Lee:you can't it's not let him suffer you're living a great life

1:16:02Khalyla Kuhn:fuck him you're right you're right

1:16:03Bobby Lee:was it worse than our mean Uber driver in Detroit?

1:16:06Khalyla Kuhn:What Uber? Remind me.

1:16:07Bobby Lee:Remember, we were three packed in the back of the car. Yeah. He was being so rude to us. And you were asking if he could turn the AC on.

1:16:13Khalyla Kuhn:And he just wasn't listening. Kept turning his music. Was that the one where we were laughing really loud? There was one Uber I was in with you. That was with me. Well, no, that was in London. Oh, that was so funny. We were on the way to the show with Chappelle. Yeah, yeah. That was so funny. Yeah, yeah. And you asked what this building was. And he was like. And he goes.

1:16:35Khalyla Kuhn:And that's all he did. He turned back around. And there was dead silence at first. And then all of a sudden, we just walked.

1:16:42Bobby Lee:I died left. Although we also validated. We were like, oh, cool. Oh, you were in the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, cool.

1:16:47Khalyla Kuhn:Pretended to be on the phone afterwards. What? You pretended to be on the phone afterwards. You're like, what? Okay. That was so funny. But then you guys were like, we're going to bomb tonight.

1:16:56Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We could feel it. Something was in the air that night. As soon as we passed fucking Abbey Road, I was like, we're dead. We're legends. And then we're fucking penis jokes.

1:17:07Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you for being a bad friend.

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