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6:27Bobby Lee:fucking not this guy i swear rob obama taylor swift katherine o 'hara oh my god i never met her but i was sad to not meet her because i was such a she was one of my favorite what you performed and she was in the audience? Did the improv. She sat there and then the sound guy came back down after I went upstairs and I said, where is she? And he said, she was loving it. She laughed the whole show and then the moment you got off, she got up and left. And I was like, no way.

6:48Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God. You never saw her after. No,

6:51Bobby Lee:but she came to see me which was kind of rad.

6:52Khalyla Kuhn:Go down quickly. Yeah.

6:54Bobby Lee:Dude, I got nervous. I didn't know what to, I don't know. What was I going to say? Yeah. Hi, you're the best. Yeah. And then she would be like, that's great. Bye.

7:03Khalyla Kuhn:she wanted to go home well i got a um three fingered um squeeze on my hand from steven tyler wow yeah so he i was with josh home is this recently yeah like that four days ago okay at the comedy store and steven tyler walked in walked out of the club this paparazzi up you You know where the - On the ramp. On the ramp. Yeah. Right? Oh, she looks pretty. Yeah. So it's the Brittany Furlong. I had met him before and I go, hi, Steven. And he doesn't look at me. He takes his three fingers like this, right? Like a pterodactyl, right? And squeezes my hand as hard as he can like this. Like a chameleon. Yeah, like a chameleon.

7:49Khalyla Kuhn:And then he just kind of walked away. But three fingers is fine. He didn't say hi? He didn't look at me. He goes, hey, go, go. You know how the rocks are? They can say whatever they want. I think he said, hey, Coco Bear Bear, no, no.

8:02Bobby Lee:Oh, Coco Bear, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

8:03Khalyla Kuhn:Hey, Coco Bear Bear, no, no, no, no. See, you respect that, huh?

8:07Bobby Lee:What? I think fuck that, dude. Say hi to me, you fuckhead. There's a lot of people around him. Did you, he came to see you?

8:14Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no, he was there doing his Benefit show.

8:18Bobby Lee:Oh, I thought this was a him and Josh Holm were there to see you. Bobby's nicked him in the crowd. Oh, yeah. Were you just like a random fan? Oh, wow. I thought about this way differently.

8:28Khalyla Kuhn:What is going on today, dude? Everything I'm saying is not good. Coco Bear Bear. Coco Bear Bear? Let me tell you something, guy.

8:34Bobby Lee:Yeah.

8:35Khalyla Kuhn:Go ahead. Rip on me. Let's get it out. Let's get it out. Who are you talking to? I didn't say anything. Yeah, you're a part of it. What did I do? I just said - There's a conspiracy going on.

8:44Bobby Lee:Oh my God. Here we go. All right. Anyway. Speaking of conspiracy, show the Epstein list. Let's see him. Pull it up. Pull it up. You know who is on the Epstein list, by the way? A bunch of comedic friends of ours, because - Apparently, I talked to DeRosa about this. He went to go see Dave Attell was doing a taping at the cellar. And his buddy gave him the lineup that night. So it was like Big Jay Oakerson, like a bunch of guys that he went to go see for a Dave Attell taping. It was for Attell. And he's like, you're going to love tonight. And he listed the names at the cellar. And a bunch of people that we know are on it.

9:16Bobby Lee:And DeRosa goes, it's kind of bummed I wasn't on it. One of the comics performing that night. They went to a party of his? Dave Attell had a taping at the cellar. Yeah, yeah. And they were doing a TV taping for like a small, quick stand-up taping thing that he was doing. Yeah. And Epstein was emailing someone, his constituents, about the show that evening. And he was saying, you're going to love it tonight. Here's the guys who are on the lineup. Who are on the lineup? You can look it up. It's on there. Wow. It's like Big Jay Ogerson. Was DeRosa on the lineup and he wasn't mentioned? No, he wasn't on the lineup.

9:46Bobby Lee:But he did the show the next night. I see. So he was bummed about that. Yeah. I don't know if you're going to find it. I don't know where DeRosa found it. He said it got pushed around a little bit.

9:53Khalyla Kuhn:Like so many people are on that thing. The Epstein list. Yeah.

9:57Bobby Lee:Yeah.

9:58Khalyla Kuhn:Not the list, but they're just mentioned in emails and this and that. Well, yeah.

10:02Bobby Lee:He knew a lot of people. Turns out. He knew a lot of people. Turns out knew a lot of people, dude. You know, what's even crazier? I said this today in the car. All these tinfoil hat people that we said that remember the remember Pizzagate? Yeah. And we were like, come on, they're not pizza. What is that? It's all real. it's like 50 pages of people going can't wait to get more pizza tonight pizza party was so good wow you didn't see this no oh my god dude there it is comedians in the epstein list go ahead zoom in uh comedy seller jeffrey e lewis j gomez david tell russ maneeve uh sabrina jalise jay okerson and surprise guests wow wow yeah he had a good lineup russ maneeve maybe those comics influenced Epstein.

10:50Bobby Lee:Maybe before this he wasn't even interested in having an island. Wow. So he went to the show? He went to go see those guys live. Yeah, he went to go to the comedy cellar.

10:59Khalyla Kuhn:Crazy.

11:00Bobby Lee:Yeah, but pizza was real, dude. The pizza thing is crazy. It's all over the files. All you see all the time is like starving for more pizza. They went to the pizza parlor. There was nothing there. No, dude. Pizza was code. Pizza was code. But the Pizzagate thing was an actual place. I know, but they were using it because they were using that code. They were saying the place wasn't real, but it was a code for nasty shit. Look at this. Mention a pizza a thousand times in Epstein files. New documents reveal. By the way, nobody likes pizza that much, so you know what that is. That's nasty, dude. Yeah.

11:36Bobby Lee:The pizza

11:37Khalyla Kuhn:is delicious.

11:38Bobby Lee:Not like that.

11:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't...

11:42Bobby Lee:From now on, I don't like pizza.

11:45Khalyla Kuhn:No, I don't like pizza. I hate pizza. What did pizza do? They chose the name. If I was a hot dog. Dude, if I was a hot dog and they started using hot dog. Yeah.

11:59Bobby Lee:Why are you guys bringing me into this whole thing?

12:02Khalyla Kuhn:I'd be like, but why did you choose hot dog? You know my point.

12:05Bobby Lee:You know why they chose pizza.

12:06Khalyla Kuhn:Like an empanada.

12:07Bobby Lee:You know why they chose pizza. Why? Pizza, pizza party. It's what young people like, pizzas. That's what they refer to them as pizza parties. And you know what's gross? they probably did get them pizza that's even more fucked up

12:19Khalyla Kuhn:what's that ice cream

12:22Bobby Lee:I don't know what you're doing here

12:23Khalyla Kuhn:I don't either

12:24Bobby Lee:let's not find a replacement for perversion food yeah the files are just mesmerizing I can't stop reading stuff I can't stop it's so much nasty nasty shit yeah well there's millions of documents

12:40Khalyla Kuhn:I can't go through it all

12:41Bobby Lee:I went through two and I was like I can't do three million every time on a post pops up on twitter i sit for an hour reading it i can't stop yeah it's i'm addicted and to see the come the one that made me laugh the hardest was about elon where he's like get this fucking dork out of here like elon wanted to go to a party and they would let him in wow look at this uh probably just tallulah and me whatever how many people would be well his assistant right he like handed off to his assistant was like get this guy the fuck out of here elon tried to get into the party and they wouldn't let him just like a he had like

13:12Khalyla Kuhn:a house party or something yeah what the lake one you know the lake one what's the lake where he right he threw up sometimes they trump threw a baby in the lake lake michigan in lake michigan that one's pretty dark it's pretty dark is that me imagine i was the baby in the lake it's a redhead throw it away yeah oh the world's falling apart how do you feel i feel great i'm on i'm on lexapro yay the fall world's falling apart get on lexapro you know i got my a little bit of Ritalin, some Lexapro. I think it's pretty good. You're grooving. I'm grooving. I feel pretty good.

13:46Bobby Lee:I feel great. I'm on, I'm on. Are you on anything? I'm on creatine and I'm on ashwagandha. I'm on CoQ10. I'm working out every day. I'm feeling good. Yeah.

13:57Khalyla Kuhn:But I mean, do you take any medication or anything?

14:02Bobby Lee:For my brain?

14:03Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

14:03Bobby Lee:No, I take statins for my heart. You know that. Yeah, I do. Yeah.

14:07Khalyla Kuhn:But your therapist doesn't say?

14:10Bobby Lee:No, I tried. you know i tried uh what's the one what's the main one everybody does uh what zoloft zoloft yeah i tried that once and it gave it made me so much worse when i was young oh yeah i hated the way i felt on zoloft as soon as i got off of drugs i felt kind of normal again the panic was still there

14:28Khalyla Kuhn:but i felt more human i felt very robotic doesn't that mean you need them doesn't mean i need them that i felt terrible on them that like as soon as you got off them you felt good that's like how that's what crazy people say oh when i stopped taking my medicine everything was okay so i just worry we've had friends that stopped taking medicine yeah yeah

14:56i guess we'll see carlos no i feel so much better when i got off of him i took him when i was a

15:02Bobby Lee:young lad when i was in college my senior year and i don't want to take anything else you know what I take? I take Jesus. I take big doses of Jesus every morning. I pray to my God that you're going to be okay, that you're going to be okay, and I pray that you're going to be okay too.

15:17Khalyla Kuhn:What did cavemen do without medication back in the day? Like if you had like ADHD. You know what I mean? Worked around a lot. No, he's just kind of like painting, like K painting. I think he's distracted by a spider. I like that.

15:37Bobby Lee:Imagine.

15:38Khalyla Kuhn:I'm just asking questions.

15:39Bobby Lee:This Lexapro is working. Yeah, yeah.

15:41Khalyla Kuhn:Or like, you know what I mean? You had anxiety, there was no Xanax, you know what I mean?

15:45Bobby Lee:How do you explain that to another caveman?

15:48Khalyla Kuhn:You know what I mean?

15:48Bobby Lee:Oh, no.

15:49Khalyla Kuhn:You know, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who. Oh, no, oh, oh.

15:55Bobby Lee:Right? I mean, there was no medication back then. Let's explain, you're a caveman. Give me cave talk about trying to tell me, convince me that you have depression. Oh, oh, really?

16:03Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Oh, oh, oh.

16:34Bobby Lee:they speak a little French a little French

16:39Khalyla Kuhn:a little French

16:39Bobby Lee:a little bit of

16:45Khalyla Kuhn:you know what I mean

16:45Bobby Lee:they speak a little bit of yeah that's how that's how we learned it konnichiwa

16:54Khalyla Kuhn:ni hao yeah yeah so they you know I'm sure language was developed that way what was the first word

17:02Bobby Lee:yeah yeah okay when you're going and attacked with someone lying yeah yeah it was emotions it could be oh ow ow yeah yeah nobody knows the first word but somebody had oh look what instinctive sounds many believe that ow and ah surprise we literally just said that because we

17:22Khalyla Kuhn:know no but that's amazing yeah because smart yeah we are yeah yeah simple request food this Yo Without hands can you do it Oh Yeah yeah I think you can go Ow Ow

17:38Bobby Lee:Ow You know what I mean Oh dude can I do something for you in caveman speak Yeah go Imagine we're around a fire pit And I'm telling you you're my buddy Yeah Not you I'm talking about you to another guy Yeah You're a different guy but I'm talking about Bobby Okay Okay see if you can get this story Okay See Oh

17:56Khalyla Kuhn:Oh Oh Oh Oh, oh.

18:28Khalyla Kuhn:Let me do you Let me do you now That's good

19:10Bobby Lee:dude imagine for the people listening to the podcast and not seeing just in your car oh my god dude so funny that was a good one you and i would have been great cavemen

19:22Khalyla Kuhn:i would be the best the best but you know would we it would just be you and I because of warmth would we be able we would be hugging every night our body heat

19:32Bobby Lee:yeah we would never go for women yeah we would never go for women

19:36Khalyla Kuhn:I would

19:36Bobby Lee:no chance no because you'd back then you gotta poof and then drag them by their hair you wouldn't do that you were liberal before you even knew it

19:43Khalyla Kuhn:I was liberal

19:44Bobby Lee:yeah you're a liberal well you know what I would provide okay I'm a woman ask me out then as a cave woman

20:01Khalyla Kuhn:Well that hurts even in Holy shit That hit hard

20:08Bobby Lee:That's what I mean We wouldn't want that kind of rejection

20:11Khalyla Kuhn:Well you can do the laugh again right Yeah

20:25Yeah.

20:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Wow.

20:32Bobby Lee:We would have been great cave people. Cave would have been the way to go, man.

20:36Khalyla Kuhn:How do you teach kids in cave?

20:39Bobby Lee:Like life lessons, can you do that? It's just like animals. they see and they and they they see and they repeat monkey see monkey do did you see the did you see the cave in kazakhstan that they just found that looks like a fucking door looks like a 50 foot door i want to see it do kazakhstan cave door good luck spelling kazakhstan

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24:01Khalyla Kuhn:Buy your car online. Really?

24:03Bobby Lee:There's an image these guys found of like a that.

24:06Khalyla Kuhn:That's not a door.

24:08Bobby Lee:Brother, that looks like a door to me. That's pretty door-y. Yeah, dude, that's a -

24:11Khalyla Kuhn:It's more a Hobbit door. Yeah, a Lord of the Rings door. Lord of the Rings door. I don't know how old this is, but I just saw it on the internet. Now you open that? How? You say friend in Elvis. So stupid. No, but you know, do you remember? No, I don't see it. You don't remember? I didn't see it. Can I explain? Yeah, please. Okay, in Lord of the Rings, right, they're trying to get in the minds of Moria, and there's a door that looks exactly like that, but they don't know how to get in. So they all sit out there for like hours, and then Frodo has a suggestion, say, right, he goes, say friend in Elvish, and he says it, and the door opens.

24:49Bobby Lee:Bullshit. Friend?

24:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

24:51Bobby Lee:See, look, look at that door. Now go back to the Kazakhstan door. Yeah. It was just found this last year, right? Isn't that what it said, 2025? Yeah. bro you're telling me that's not a fucking doorway zoom into the one on the left that's a man standing outside of it by the way oh yeah what does that gotta be 50-75 feet up that's a door dude

25:09Khalyla Kuhn:it happens to look like one

25:12Bobby Lee:no chance how is that naturally occurring they can't even explain it it doesn't look like it's naturally occurring in the rock well then knock on it look these are two Kazakhstanians we have to go by the door we will knock on door yeah friend and elvish

25:33Khalyla Kuhn:look at it

25:35Bobby Lee:yeah yeah that's a fucking door yeah dude that's not a part of a mountain that's a door yeah wow that's a creepy cave door to something that we don't want to know yeah just knock on it i would never you would never i would knock you'd knock and then you'd run and leave me there yeah yeah yeah 100 doorbell yeah ding dong ditch yeah some giant comes out imagine he goes bobby mom like how do you see the show yeah i'm getting we have to do we should do a bad friends abroad where we explore these hidden gems there's no way that's gonna happen

26:10Khalyla Kuhn:you know how far it takes to get even get there to kossakstan you'd stop no but to get to that door You have to take a donkey You know what I mean And then paraglide Right And then zipline He's getting flights We can do a non-stop One stop 20 hours Dude How boring is Kazakhstan

26:27Bobby Lee:Oh it's supposed to be beautiful Really Yeah

26:31Khalyla Kuhn:Also they're tough people

26:33Bobby Lee:Hey let's be nice There's about 40 people That listen to us in Kazakhstan Yeah yeah yeah No I love Kazakhstan Shout out to Kazis I love Kazis Look at that They got a fucking Great fighter Look at that They got a thing with a ball Oh it's a good city

26:42Khalyla Kuhn:Ooh Ooh Ooh Ladies Ooh. Ooh.

26:48Bobby Lee:They're kind of Asian looking, which is what I like. Eastern European has this like right on the border of Mongolian looking.

26:57Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, Kazakhstan is in Asia.

27:00Bobby Lee:Yeah, it is in Asia, but it's still so far Eastern. It still grasps a piece of Europe, right? Doesn't it feel like Europe?

27:06Khalyla Kuhn:It's like a combination between Eastern Europeans and Asians, I think.

27:08Bobby Lee:Look at where it is. Doesn't that feel Eastern Europe and Asia at the same time? It's the center. it's huge like wait wait go go go can you zoom in please it's right next to mongolia so it's got that but look western kazaak sound go way west look it out look it butts up there to what what is that what country's next door georgia yeah man that's uh you're eastern europe dude you're

27:29Khalyla Kuhn:kissing it you're kissing it yeah you're kissing it yeah like if you look at some parts of russia too well russia spans the map if you go like way uh let's see east is asian west is european yes

27:43Bobby Lee:Western Russia might as well be You know What is that Even bleeds into Finland Imagine the Finn Russians The Rush Fins

27:52Khalyla Kuhn:Like in certain parts of Russia They would think that I was probably Russian Mongolian 100 % Mongolian I've seen Russians look completely Asian Yes Yeah the Mongolian one Mongolian

28:09Bobby Lee:That's a zinger Like that How do you do a Russian Asian accent? I'm trying to do it right now I can't even do it From Russia we will come from From Russia we will come From Russia we come to this place That's really hard to combine From Russia That's it From Russia we have Maybe And you say in Russia In Russia we In Russia I'm trying finish it

28:38Khalyla Kuhn:Fucking finish it

28:40Bobby Lee:Hey man Sorry I'm aggressive It's Alexa, bro. In Russia, in Russia, car drives you. In Russia, in Russia, car drives you. That's good. That's a guy that's there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a man that exists out there in Russia.

28:58Khalyla Kuhn:Somewhere out there, yeah. But there's like, look at all that land up where there's no big, like what happens up there?

29:04Bobby Lee:That's the polar vortex of nothingness. But people do live out there.

29:08Khalyla Kuhn:No, rarely. Yeah, yeah. No, people live out there. I saw this TikTok where There's this rickety train That's cold still We should make a movie called Rickety train It's a rickety train with cold still And the tracks Sometimes they have to go out And they fix the railroad tracks And it's in Russia And it's like these small towns And they herd goat I mean yeah there are people way out there

29:33Bobby Lee:The Polar Express Did you save your bell? Did you take your bell? On the rickety train? If you listen to the bell, you can hear train coming. Train is bringing new goats. Yeah.

29:52Khalyla Kuhn:That's incredible. It's incredible. What happens if you're like out there and you're like a good looking dude, you can't model. Yeah, you can.

30:01Bobby Lee:Train model. Train model. Oh. You model on the train. They let you walk around from car to car. Oh, I see.

30:08Khalyla Kuhn:What do, if you're a hot guy. Like you're a hot guy. You know you're a good actor, right? Like you just, that's your dream. You got it. You have it. You're like the Philip Seymour Hoffman, but you look like Brad Pitt, right? Damn. And you got Daniel Day-Lewis skills? You're Daniel Day-Lewis skills. Wow. And you got Haley Joel Osment feet. Why not? Little feet. Yeah, that's little feet, right? And you're like, you're so, so dress well for what you -

30:38Bobby Lee:And you live in the smallest town in northern Russia. There's no hope. I guess, but you got to be the hottest guy in a small town. Yeah, but does he go to Moscow and try to do theater? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what you would do? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Become a dancer or an actor? Yeah. What is that, an international actors agency up there? It was a Russian talent agency, but it looked like it was going to spy on us. I could use that. My agents aren't doing shit. Yeah. I could really use a bump. I might as well go to a - What if they wouldn't sign me? You know what I mean?

31:04Khalyla Kuhn:I called her. No. The Mongolian agency would. Kill down there. Yeah, yeah. Why don't you go down - I'm doing commercials with an eagle on my arm.

31:15Khalyla Kuhn:Eagle insurance. Yeah. Those are like, dude, Mongolians, dude? I mean, did you see Physical Asia? Yeah, we watched that. We talked about that. Yeah, yeah. But the Mongolians, they're tough people. Yeah, they're nuts. They're nuts, dude. Well, Genghis Khan was nuts.

31:32Bobby Lee:My dog. Yeah. Miss you. R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. Genghi. Yeah. Physical Asia. Yeah, the Mongolies are fun. You just thought they were for making fun of. Yeah, yeah.

31:45Khalyla Kuhn:You thought they were dry Eskimos. That guy's huge in the front. Yeah.

31:52Bobby Lee:My God.

31:53Khalyla Kuhn:I think when you live out there, it just toughens you.

31:56Bobby Lee:What's the slang for this Mongolian team? What's the slang? What's the slang? What's the phrase for this team? What? The promotional phrase. What would their phrase be if this was a poster for the Mongolian team? What about an ad agency? What the fuck is going on here? I got it loaded up What? Mongolia We got the beef Oh That's good Mongolia Mongolia Where's the beef? Yeah We got the beef With you Also try Mongolian beef Right now on special Panda Express for 9-9-9

32:27Khalyla Kuhn:See if there's hot Mongolian women For sure There's probably not Hot women all over the world I don't know I don't think so Yeah Hot Mongolian women Bingo

32:40Khalyla Kuhn:I mean you think Yes They're both very pretty Or the region yeah Yeah Look at me right now dude Yeah dude

32:52Bobby Lee:Give me another one Give me a couple Yeah give me a couple

32:54Khalyla Kuhn:There we go Yep

32:57Bobby Lee:Isn't that your aunt Yeah Yeah I guess There's gotta be

33:02Khalyla Kuhn:There's one right there That's how you know This is Asian not Europe she's at that her gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous yeah okay there we go we go he typed in how

33:21Bobby Lee:how Mongolian woman yeah there you go that's Mongolia yeah that's pretty Mongolian a couple of mountains anyway foreground let's move on let's get off among yeah let me zoom in on that girl yeah

33:34Khalyla Kuhn:Walking down the street. She's just carrying trash.

33:42Khalyla Kuhn:Severed head in that bag. Crazy. What is going on there? Get off of that. Get off it. I'm going to watch Goat. Goat? Please go watch Goat. Coming out. Goat is out. No, when this comes out, it'll be out right now. It's out. Please go see Goat. Are you guys taking us to the premiere?

33:57Bobby Lee:Nope. Okay. It's just me and Andrew are going to go. That's crazy you thought that we would take it to the premiere. Are you going to wear a suit? I thought about it, but it's a basketball movie. So I then thought I should just wear like casual clothes. Is that what you're going to do? Yeah, because we got to have pictures together. And I figured we should just wear street clothes. I'll wear a sports coat. But we never wear sports coats. How about like jeans, t-shirts, sports coat? I don't want to wear a collar. I don't think it fucking matters anymore. Okay. You're just going to dress regular.

34:24Bobby Lee:Well, yeah, because who's it for? The photos. Our moms? Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like at this point in my life. But if everyone's wearing a suit and we're like wearing, you know. How much more rad could that be? I'll wear a dress. Would you like to wear a dress? Because you know that Nick Kroll is going to wear a suit. Like a purple suit. They're more professional than us, dude. Okay. He's a worked actor. I was literally going to go buy a suit tomorrow. Okay, buy one. I'm telling you, I'm not going to wear one. Like a black suit. I have no interest in that. With a black tie. I'm saying black a lot.

34:55Bobby Lee:Yeah, I love black people. I'm going to wear a white suit. White tie. Yeah. You have suits. Dude. Let's do suit. Can I tell you what's a bummer? What? I tried to put on a suit, what, a week ago? Yeah. For my sister's wedding coming up? Yeah. Too fat for that suit. So you gave it another one? I would have to get a new brand new suit. Yeah. I'm too fat for my old suit. I'm 205 right now. Where are we gonna go? Where should we go to get a suit? Yeah. Men's warehouse. Oh. What do you mean? I go to Jimmy O's. Jimmy O. Yang has his own fucking suit store

35:29Khalyla Kuhn:For little people Oh yeah

35:30Bobby Lee:Yeah that one Yeah yeah Jimmy O. Tom Ford will like fix it for you I'm going to Ronnie Chang's He's got a suit Wait a minute Where would you really go to get a suit If you're really gonna get a suit Jimmy O's It's right down the street

35:45Khalyla Kuhn:Shut up dude

35:46Bobby Lee:I swear to God I do It's a little people store

35:48Khalyla Kuhn:No it's for small actors Like Seth Rowe Green goes Seth Green goes Elijah Go We go. And there's headshots of all the little actors.

36:01Bobby Lee:Dude, the little people suit store is so funny. Everything's half off.

36:09Bobby Lee:Hey, do you have size six in these? Like, whoa, Bigfoot, slow down.

36:13Khalyla Kuhn:I think Brad Williams goes. But we've looked it up before, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a real... What's so funny? You have people like... You have obese people that go to like... You know what I mean? Big and tall

36:26Bobby Lee:Will you go to Little People Suit Store please Yeah yeah Will you Google Little People Suit Store Just the idea is so fantastic Just the one that I go to Jimmy Owl's You're like 800 bucks There's half the fabric Little People Suit Store Jimmy Owl's For men in 5 '8 and under Yeah Oh yeah What What is that funny dude You're pissing me off It's so funny Cause 5 '8 you know Is like Whoa you're tall

36:55Khalyla Kuhn:five-eighths in the tall section really nice door though yeah it looks amazing dude everything there like a dollhouse yeah yeah like a what a dollhouse that entire store fits in my car

37:16Bobby Lee:dude jimmy out yeah yeah let me see jimmy give it a picture where's jimmy he's there he is he's

37:20Khalyla Kuhn:There every time I go on, what's up? Well, who are the, the small celebrities that go?

37:32Khalyla Kuhn:Look, isn't that Seth Green right there?

37:38Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, Vern goes.

37:39Bobby Lee:Vern, yeah, Vern, our dog, our IP. Yeah, Vern goes. RIP Vernie. Yeah.

37:45Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

37:46Bobby Lee:Oh man.

37:47Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Yeah, so we all go. I love it there It also Dude What's your fucking problem dude Why is this so funny

38:00Bobby Lee:I don't know Little ties It's just so cute Everything's small It's cute dude I like Jimmy O's I was gonna go tomorrow Do celebs that go to Jimmy O's I wanna see the list of celebs Celebs that go

38:17Khalyla Kuhn:It's the Wonder Years guy what's his name?

38:21Bobby Lee:Who? Fred Savage. Fred Savage go. Wait, zoom in. Oh, dude. Martin Sheen, Al Pacino, Wahlberg, DeVito, Pesci, Seth Green, Jason Alexander, David Spade, and Bobby Lee. Yeah, Spade goes. There's a headshot of him.

38:35Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, so I go there. But you, can you understand the relief when you go into a place like that and you are 5 '4 and you're like, oh, this is for me. It's got to feel good.

38:47Bobby Lee:It feels good. I like that you admit that you're 5 '4". For years, this 5 '6 game you were playing. Spade. Hello? Hey, you're on Bad Friends with me and Bobby. Where do you go to buy suits?

39:01Oh, I don't know. I probably...

39:03Bobby Lee:Be honest. If you're going to get a suit, where do you go? Be honest. I would probably go to Theory or something, but Prada ones are too tight. But what about... You can't lift your arms. But is there a shop that you would go to that's not brand name? don't say like the little short place

39:23Khalyla Kuhn:do you ever go to i went into jimmy house do you go to jimmy house i don't know how to say it

39:28Bobby Lee:i wouldn't go into that i wouldn't go in that fucking shithole

39:36Khalyla Kuhn:so wait i'm 5 11.

39:39Bobby Lee:be honest be honest have you ever shopped at jimmy

39:42Khalyla Kuhn:i swear to god i would never go in there even if i had to your headshots on the wall

39:56Bobby Lee:all right love you buddy love you bye oh spade we're plugging jimmy oz man this is good yeah this is good thing marcelo hernandez would probably go there no he'd have no he'd do custom yeah yeah he would do custom all right all right i'll wear a suit if you want to wear a suit okay i'm excited about this premiere i'm not kidding i hope the movie's good yeah i'm like actually excited for it i am too and i also that's why i got nervous the other night because i saw the billboard for the new pixar movie and i was like oh fuck that's gonna bury it but it comes out end of march i thought we're good oh we're good we're good we'll have some time yeah yeah i don't even know what it's called that one that one that it looks great That one looks great.

40:37Bobby Lee:Hoppers. I know. Yeah, that one. Yeah. It looks so cute. Yeah. God, Pixar, they don't miss, do they? They don't miss at all. They just don't miss. They just don't. What? What's the shrug face? Yeah. What have they missed? They have missed a couple of times.

40:50Khalyla Kuhn:They've missed a couple of times.

40:51Bobby Lee:What?

40:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

40:52Bobby Lee:What? If you're talking percentage wise. Elia.

40:54Khalyla Kuhn:What's Elia?

40:55Bobby Lee:Elio. Elio. Yeah, yeah.

40:56Khalyla Kuhn:Good Dinosaur, Cars 2. Yeah.

40:58Bobby Lee:Cars 2 was fine.

40:59Khalyla Kuhn:No.

40:59Bobby Lee:Yeah. You're crazy. Cars 2 was fine. Good Dinosaur was fine. like your brave was good that's people don't like that because they're racist all right go ahead i never go to go to go to pixar movies just just do pixar movies yeah their og was so perfect brother you can't not everyone you can't go undefeated which was the jazz one they did oh i like the eric griffin was in it yeah yeah yeah i like that movie so he looks like the guy from eric okay look toy stories all of them phenomenal finding nemo inside out amazing i mean inside out i'm up up classic coco incredibles uh ratatouille can you zoom in a little monsters inc soul these are all bangers yeah bangers turning red wall-e finding gory incredibles my point stop there bugs like yeah they killed my point is yeah to have that many stop it they're unbelievable so they make one or two that are like not as fun they're good they're on fire they're on fire but you know who's going to be on more fire what from the creators of the spider verse comes goat yeah the the littlest to make it to the bigs in goat can you do your voice that we do on the movie i don't remember we do announcers in the movie we played i know you're yeah go ahead do yours uh will steals the ball yeah that's i sound like that i I'm stealing from Marv Albert.

42:25Bobby Lee:I sound like Marv Albert. Can you do yours?

42:27Khalyla Kuhn:What was mine?

42:29Bobby Lee:Yours was like, you kept going like, oh, yeah.

42:33Khalyla Kuhn:You were like. Hey, yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Will takes it to the lead. That's exactly right. Yeah, yeah. Also, remember every time we would go in, I would go, hey, can you play it again?

42:44Bobby Lee:So we could hear it.

42:45Khalyla Kuhn:Like what I sounded like because I forget.

42:48Bobby Lee:Well, it's easy to forget. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you do the sessions every three fucking months. Yeah. So you don't even know when they happen. Great fruit plates. They really did knock it out with the fruit plates.

42:57Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, you know, sometimes you do ADR, right? And it's like ghetto. Yeah. You have those short little bottles of water, a brand you've never even heard of. But this one was beautiful cheese and fruit plates.

43:09Bobby Lee:It was really nice. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you go in there, it's a pack of Newports. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For your throat. Yeah. It was way better. It was way better. Doing it together was important. We did it together every time. You know they're writing a second one right now.

43:24Khalyla Kuhn:No.

43:25Bobby Lee:I mean, I think they make them do that just in case the first one does well. All right. It doesn't mean anything. It just means like if it does really well, I think they're writing the second one.

43:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Those guys wrote a good movie. How would you feel if you got recast?

43:35Bobby Lee:I'd feel like it would be appropriate.

43:37Khalyla Kuhn:I don't think so. Could you kill them?

43:38Bobby Lee:No, for big – they'd want a name. This is the thing. If they want a big name, they'd recast us for like – they'd be like – and the announcers are played by – We're pretty big. Key and Peele. No.

43:48Khalyla Kuhn:We're not Key and Peele. Right.

43:50Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

43:50Khalyla Kuhn:We're not keeping it.

43:51Bobby Lee:That's what I mean is like if they wanted to upgrade, they could easily upgrade. Yeah. And that's fine with me. Not for me. I don't care, dude. Yeah, not for me. I'm entry level. I'm down there. I'll take it. Hey, man, I'll park the cars. No, you won't, dude. I'll get out there and park the cars.

44:06Khalyla Kuhn:I used to love valeting. I valeted. It's so funny. You try to play this like, I'm a struggling guy, and then you're at the highest level. I'm not a struggling guy. I just don't mind that if someone replaced me, I wouldn't care. You're the most high class guy I know. He's down to earth, though. I'm on the earth. Who's that more down to earth, Andrew or me? Andrew. You walk right into that. And you're being real. Oh, stop it. No, dude. Stop it. There's no way.

44:33Bobby Lee:Stop it. There's no way. You know what? We both live so bad.

44:38Khalyla Kuhn:You both are really, really down to earth. No, that makes me so mad right now. All right. Especially with the way what McClellan did. He knows the truth.

44:45Bobby Lee:Relax, Billy. I'm not.

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45:04Bobby Lee:I know that's a funny, they found out her$14 million house is on a stolen land. Who's? Billie Eilish. Oh, really? No one's illegal on stolen land. Yeah. Really? Her house is on a fucking plot of land that's, you know, whatever. but you knew they were going to find that. That's what she said. Billie Eilish signed over her$14 million mansion. If it's stolen land, hand over the keys, says Tonga tribe, Tvanga tribe. It's funny. If the tribes are coming at you, that's trouble. Be careful, dog. Quince!

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48:21Khalyla Kuhn:Book now at Hilton.com. Hilton for this day. So you know what I've been doing in the last five days? I've been playing video games till 9 in the morning and I woke up 45 minutes before I got here I know you look like it it sounds like I can hear it in your voice I'm lost I revisited Starfield what? yeah and it's just been grinding and I need help why are you doing this to yourself? grinding is not what most people think What do you mean? This is what I've been playing. What is it? Ratchet and Clank. Oh, yeah. It's really good. People are playing Ark Raiders. Eric Griffin's like, hey, have we downloaded it yet?

49:08Khalyla Kuhn:I was like, I don't want to play with you. No. What?

49:11Bobby Lee:You guys got to get up, get out, and do something, man. This is crazy, dude. Oh, dude. It's too much time dedicated to a thing that doesn't mean anything. It means everything.

49:22Khalyla Kuhn:It means everything. When you go to a planet, you got to survey the whole thing. You got to, you know what I mean? All the minerals and rocks. How about this? Analyze all the animals and stuff.

49:32Bobby Lee:How about do it at times when it's helpful for your circadian rhythm?

49:38Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. How about do them in the middle of the day? Okay. What I'm going to say to you is this. What else is there to do? What do you mean? Write your next hour. God, your tone right now, Jared? You want to get defeated? I'll crush the bones in your face.

49:52Bobby Lee:I got some stuff for you. What? Meet up with people. Hang out. Go have a lunch. Go do a writing session. Go exercise. go see things that you've never seen before yeah get up get out i went to my fifth vr thing the

50:04Khalyla Kuhn:other day by myself i'm in the vr suit right you know i mean i'm trying to do things where is that i was in sherman oak somewhere by myself i'm you know i mean why don't you ask anybody to come with you no one wanted to go and they were like you're solo you're spending hundreds of dollars just by yourself and after about 45 minutes i eat alone you know i mean at that little plaza there this I went to Dan Noodles. Self-induced. This is me, right? Self-induced. You can call me. What else is there to do? I'll go to the Wii Spa. I'm alone, naked, in a spa. I'm alone. Call anybody. All the time. Never calls me.

50:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Every once in a while, Gene will be like, let's go to, you know what I mean? Young King. So we go to Young King, eat sweet and sour pork. Why aren't you trying to go meet up with chickadoos? Nobody wants to hang out with me.

50:54Bobby Lee:That's bullshit, dude. I've seen your fucking Raya

50:56Khalyla Kuhn:What I'm saying is that this is me for life

50:59Bobby Lee:A 13 year old white boy in the mall

51:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah My point is that what else is there to do

51:05Bobby Lee:Go hang out with people You just don't reach out you don't want to reach out You want people to reach out to you

51:10Khalyla Kuhn:I mean the texts I get today It's like I mean there was one thing Marcello called and was like You want to eat dinner at 630 but I had this But I would have done that Tomorrow night I'm going to hang out with The girl that I'm seeing You know everyone knows her And then Nobody knows her I mean you know her personally Yeah but I'm saying The humans don't need to know I don't want anyone to know But my point is that So I do some things But it's like And then this weekend We're gonna go to the premiere That's gonna be fun That'll be fun That's me getting out But at night I'm gonna go home You know what I mean If that's what you need That's what you like That's what you like I don't know what's going on But I'm recording

51:48Bobby Lee:Does she like the video game thing? Well this is what I do You wait till she goes to sleep

51:54Khalyla Kuhn:And I wait I know you I lay there and I wait You little bad boy I know you And if I hear a Right I slowly get out Right And I go to my little cubicle And I start playing And so she And then she wake up It's like It's 7 in the morning Went out to breakfast I haven't slept yet Right and then there's that thing And then does she get mad People get mad People get mad I think it's destroyed Every fucking relationship I've ever had And yet here you are Yeah, women don't get it. You get it?

52:25Bobby Lee:Nobody gets it. He takes care of a baby, this guy. He's got baby on his mind. Yeah, yeah. Are you going to have another baby? Too much work. I feel like it's coming. No, it's too much work. I feel like it's coming. You got to have two. Yeah.

52:40Khalyla Kuhn:I have to have two?

52:40Bobby Lee:Well, they can watch each other.

52:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

52:42Bobby Lee:You got to make one stare at the other one.

52:44Khalyla Kuhn:Dang, I need a race, Bobby. Okay. You do such a great job here. We'll consider it. Do we really? We're not going to do that Are we? Yeah Give him a raise This guy's editing I don't want him to fucking You know But there's no one That edits better than me

52:58Bobby Lee:You think we can't find someone?

52:59Khalyla Kuhn:I don't think Hey out there

53:01Bobby Lee:In the bad friends world Let's get a good editor

53:03Khalyla Kuhn:I think that you're great Don't email us Yeah yeah Yeah don't email us It won't open Carlos I'm deleting everything I couldn't imagine life Without being Growing up with my brother Your brother Steve Yeah How about your brother Your sister Yeah You can't imagine life you're much older

53:20Bobby Lee:yeah but I imagine I imagine life I can't imagine life without her I can't yeah

53:25Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah

53:25Bobby Lee:and were you saying that the same with Fancy

53:27Khalyla Kuhn:yeah I think that no he's not saying he cannot imagine life with me he's saying to have another kid yeah I can't imagine life without you I'll be real at this point in their lives I can't imagine life without you I love you that much thank you right you're mean to me but I love you that much right I did fight for him to get a raise today

53:47Bobby Lee:he has no idea I did. You did? I did. And then what happened? We're going to see. Okay. We're going to see what happens.

53:56Khalyla Kuhn:I see. And you. Yeah. Thank you. Not you. Not you. Scum. Trash. Pig. But you know, I would fight for you, McCone. Even though you don't fight for me, I would fight for you.

54:06Bobby Lee:McCone has, not only has McCone not fought for you, he goes against you often. I know he does. As much as he can. Yeah, I know he does.

54:13Khalyla Kuhn:Now, if you call him to go play video games, he would be there.

54:16Bobby Lee:He would be there in a heartbeat. You know, I saw a guy, I watched a guy get his car keyed yesterday, and it was crazy to watch. That doesn't bother me. A guy keying his car? I watched a guy key a guy's car. I keyed my own car. Like, who cares? Well, yeah, you do.

54:31Khalyla Kuhn:That's insane.

54:31Bobby Lee:You know what?

54:32Khalyla Kuhn:That's the thing. This is what you guys with your cars. Uh-huh. I'm talking about macho men. You know what I mean?

54:40Bobby Lee:Macho, macho man.

54:41Khalyla Kuhn:Macho man.

54:43Bobby Lee:I'd like to key a macho man's car.

54:45Khalyla Kuhn:I'm just saying, but a little fender bender, a little key. You know what I mean? You guys go apeshit.

54:50Bobby Lee:No, this guy scratched the whole of his car.

54:52Khalyla Kuhn:And what? Does the car still run?

54:57Bobby Lee:It broke the engine.

55:02Bobby Lee:It's just a shitty thing to do.

55:03Khalyla Kuhn:It is a shitty thing to do. But it's crazy to see it. But is that fighting? Huh? My name is, let's say I'm a guy. All right, we'll pretend. My name is Tango Hello Tango And you catch me Key in your car With a razor blade

55:22Bobby Lee:Interesting choice Usually you'd use a Romulan knife Or a thing that's in the word Perhaps a key

55:31Khalyla Kuhn:No I don't use keys You know what I'm going to use? A tweezer That might fuck it up Because it's two You get two scrapes and I'm doing it. Is that fighting? Do I fight you? Yeah, do you fight me? Do you physically assault me?

55:49Bobby Lee:Well, here's the problem. I know you are mentally unstable. No, I'm Tango. I'm Tango, dude. Correct. No, Tango.

55:57Khalyla Kuhn:I work at Kinko's.

55:59Bobby Lee:Tango is of sound state in mind?

56:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and I'm a manager at Kinko's. You know what I mean? I have a dog. Well, you're bummed because Kinko's is closing down, so obviously you're upset. Yeah, I am a little upset about that. Right. I just didn't like your vibe. Oh, you keyed my car. Yeah, so I just keyed it with tweezers. Are they fighting? No, I light the Kinko's on fire. Oh, you do? Yeah, I come back. It's not my store. I just manage there.

56:22Bobby Lee:No, I know. You don't have a job there anymore then. Yeah. And then every time you get replaced to another Kinko store, I light that one on fire. I'm sorry.

56:28Khalyla Kuhn:I got a job offer from Michael's.

56:30Bobby Lee:Can I go to Michael's? I light that whole fucking thing out. That's flammable. It's all, you know, paper. Yeah. I'm in the Velcro section of Michael's. of michael's i'm lighting every business you go to magic marker on fire yeah every business you work at i'm lighting it on fire okay to make sure that you never work again i don't know those then

56:46Khalyla Kuhn:i steal your dog oh now that's wow while you're at work at michael's i steal your dog really yep you know what i do what do you do what what i steal your coffee machine brother yeah not good you got me yeah no i steal you got me good yeah yeah no you keep my car steal your dog you know I break your wife's ankle Which one?

57:09Bobby Lee:Left or right? Both That's good Yeah one would have been What you gonna do?

57:15Khalyla Kuhn:Easy to deal with Right What you gonna do dude?

57:18Bobby Lee:I'm gonna kidnap your brother Wait you Now we're getting personal You said my wife!

57:24Khalyla Kuhn:You're Oh that's true Yeah But it's Tango saying it

57:27Bobby Lee:Okay how does Tango know? Yeah I fucking Wikipedia You're famous Tango has a wife Yeah I mean Tango has a brother

57:34Khalyla Kuhn:yeah tango has a brother mango yeah yeah yeah i kidnapped mango i don't like mango well good

57:41Bobby Lee:i'm gonna kill him sell him for parts yeah steal his organs yeah yeah yeah okay was that okay yeah

57:48Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah i'm gonna sell it i'm gonna light the wedding on fire your sister's wedding

57:53Bobby Lee:really yeah yeah why why don't go to arson that's my thing oh that is i light fires yeah you know what

58:00Khalyla Kuhn:Agent Orange that's no my thing again that's not your thing I'm gonna fly a little tiny plane a Buddy Holly plane over your your sister's wedding Agent Orange

58:12Bobby Lee:they'll think it's a wedding gift from me yeah the discombobulator that's right neutralized Russian and Chinese radar missile systems

58:18Khalyla Kuhn:is Agent Orange what does it do well it was

58:23Bobby Lee:it killed it killed a lot of people it was awful it was terrible yeah it like seized up your whole body It's like shut down your organs, right? It affects multiple systems, leading to various cancers, prostate and lung, nervous system disorders, Parkinson's, neuropathy, heart disease, diabetes. It was incredible. It was just like huffing the most toxic chemical in the world.

58:39Khalyla Kuhn:I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

58:42Bobby Lee:Yeah.

58:42Khalyla Kuhn:What movie was that?

58:44Bobby Lee:Platoon. No. No. Apocalypse Now. Apocalypse Now. Yeah. What are you going to get me from, what are you going to get my sister for her wedding as a gift? She does expect. I don't think I'm invited to the wedding. Yeah, she was going to invite you. Are you being real?

58:56Khalyla Kuhn:Mm-hmm. If I get invited to the wedding, I'll go. Will you really? Yeah What kind of gift would you give? Don't they have the thing where you I go to the website The registry?

59:04Bobby Lee:Yeah I go to the website You know where they're registered? Where? Jimmy Oz

59:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah well then I'm gonna get a lot of things Or their child

59:15Bobby Lee:Would they have a child? She would flip her shit if you showed up to the wedding I would go It's so far away you're not gonna do it Are you going? To my sister's fucking wedding? Yeah Yeah I think so Yeah it'll keep me away from the video games be fucking fun as shit yeah i want to go it's gonna be amazing the resort is sick i want to go

59:32Khalyla Kuhn:okay yeah yeah like i don't want it to pass and then you go you're gonna say oh i didn't think

59:38Bobby Lee:you were gonna i'll talk to her she would never think you would go i would 100 go and i'd be polite of course you would be the best my family would lose their mind to see you there i would love to go yeah when are we gonna go to your wedding i i am excited to walk you down the aisle You think that you're my best man Your dad walks you down the aisle You're the bride Your dad's dead You think the best man Walks you down the aisle that's so funny I don't know That is a Bobby wedding What is the best man First of all I would be 100 % one of your best men How many is there six You can have as many as you want it's your choice Your brother would be in there Me Gene Yeah

1:00:21Khalyla Kuhn:This is right now at this date yeah Any celebrity Steven Tyler Michael Bay

1:00:26Bobby Lee:Michael Bay

1:00:28Khalyla Kuhn:Maybe I would ask Michael That'd be cool

1:00:31Bobby Lee:He blows up your wedding

1:00:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah who would be my best man He'd be Gene McCona be the ring bearer Probably my sponsor Yeah you'd have to have him Yeah get him Also bring Danny up My old sponsor

1:00:47Bobby Lee:You'd have to bring Danny Yeah It'd be crazy if the bachelor party is just us watching and play video games for seven hours at night. We just sit in a hotel room. We get a really nice hotel suite. Where do I do it though? Your wedding? Yeah. I know. It'd be something exotic. No. People can afford to go too. Exotic, affordable is tough. It is? It's usually not affordable if it's exotic. But to go to an island, you know what I mean? Like Topango. Right. Right? Topango from Boy Meets World?

1:01:14Khalyla Kuhn:My code couldn't go to Topango.

1:01:15Bobby Lee:We'd have to pay for it.

1:01:17Khalyla Kuhn:I'm not paying for Topango. I mean, you got to pay for it yourself.

1:01:20Bobby Lee:You know how much the wedding is going to cost? You know where you should do your wedding?

1:01:23Khalyla Kuhn:Where? Hawaii. In my heart. In your heart? Is that what you mean? Yeah. All Korea. Yes. Too expensive. You thought I meant your soul?

1:01:39Bobby Lee:Actually, you know what?

1:01:39Khalyla Kuhn:I thought we were going to have it right in here.

1:01:42Bobby Lee:In my heart. That's beautiful. I know for a fact you would have a wedding in Hawaii, 100%. I think Hawaii.

1:01:48Khalyla Kuhn:There's no doubt in my mind. Yeah, there's no doubt. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:01:50Bobby Lee:He would have an award. It's easy. People can get there. West Coast, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But who would you know on the East Coast that you would invite anyway? Do you have any friends that live East? I would invite Atel. He would never go. I know he wouldn't. In a million years.

1:02:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I would invite. They wouldn't come.

1:02:06Bobby Lee:Comics, you say? Yeah.

1:02:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. There's a lot of comics. Yeah.

1:02:09Bobby Lee:The East Coast comics. Like DeStefano? He would go 100%. Yeah. Giannis?

1:02:14Khalyla Kuhn:Giannis Papas? Yeah. One of the best. Giannis for sure He'd show up Giannis Greek freak Chris Let's see Austin guys Adam Eagert Would you invite Rogan? I would He wouldn't come

1:02:26Bobby Lee:I bet you he would If he got invited I guarantee you he'd come Adam Eagert I love Eagert Yeah He would go He would go Who else from Austin? Shane You'd invite Shane? Yeah he wouldn't come Yeah why wouldn't he? I would invite him Why wouldn't he come? If he's too busy? He's so busy Yeah

1:02:43Khalyla Kuhn:Tom and Bert Yeah, Tom and Bert. Which one first though? Don't put me in this situation. Don't put me in this situation. That was a good one. You almost said it. Do you have a choice? Huh? I would send it out exactly at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And no girls? Oh, yeah, yeah. These are all guys. Yeah, I would invite Aster. Andrea Jin. Andrea Jin, Kalilah. Yeah. I would invite - Kalilah should do the wedding.

1:03:11Bobby Lee:She should do the - Yeah. What is that? Be the pastor. Yeah, whatever. Or the ceremonial person. Probably Catbird. So new to you. Yeah, but she's pretty close. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I took her and Joey Cerrone down to San Diego. Fantastic. Yeah. She's great, right? They both did great. He did great too. Do you know that kid? Yeah, Joey's great. Very funny. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they both did great. Yeah. Shout out to those guys. Comedy Store is on the move. Got a lot of young talent down there.

1:03:39Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, in Hollywood?

1:03:41Bobby Lee:Comedy Store. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of young -

1:03:43Khalyla Kuhn:There's some great people.

1:03:44Bobby Lee:The door guys, or a lot of door guys. Some great ones. I think it's fun that the girls call themselves door guys. Yeah. They introduce, they'll go, hi, I'm a door guy at the comedy store. Yeah. It's like a fun little title I never had. I wish I did.

1:03:57Khalyla Kuhn:Can I tell you what happened the other day at the store?

1:03:58Bobby Lee:No.

1:03:59Khalyla Kuhn:And it's crazy. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah. I can't. Oh, yeah. I can't. I can't. I can't explain what happened through cave. Right.

1:04:16Bobby Lee:This is crazy. Comedy cave. We should start a comedy club called Comedy Cave.

1:04:20Khalyla Kuhn:And you got to do that up there. So I'm at the comedy store and there's a door guy there I've never talked to in my life. And he comes up to me and he goes, can I talk to you? I go, yeah, sure. I don't know his name. You don't know who this person is? I've seen him around. He seems very nice. Sure. And he goes, hey, if you want to ever get together and talk about Jesus Christ. shut up shut up who said that i swear to god it happened you don't know who it is though i do know oh okay yeah yeah and i go what that's right and he goes yeah i mean if you you want to get together and talk about the lord you know i mean i would really like that you know sounds nice yeah and i go okay you don't want to do it and i i came this close to calling peter shore and getting I get fucking fired.

1:05:09Khalyla Kuhn:No, I don't know. It felt intrusive. Yeah. Because if you don't have like a relationship with somebody and that's your opener, that's your opener. Like we've never talked about anything.

1:05:23Bobby Lee:Yeah, but maybe that means a lot to him and you mean a lot to him. So these two things can combine. So what you're saying to me is I should take him up. Give it a chance. Let Jesus into your heart. Into your soul, South Korea. Let Jesus into your soul, South Korea.

1:05:35Khalyla Kuhn:All right, so you're at the Comedy Store. Yeah. I'm a new door guy

1:05:38Bobby Lee:Yeah

1:05:39Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know you at all

1:05:41Bobby Lee:Yeah

1:05:41Khalyla Kuhn:Santino

1:05:42Bobby Lee:Get the fuck away from me That's what I'm saying No no

1:05:45Khalyla Kuhn:Santino Hey what's up brother I'm Bobby Mom Oh yeah what's up man Yeah it's fun right

1:05:49Bobby Lee:It's good stuff Yeah thanks man I love it Yeah good Yeah yeah Thanks

1:05:54Khalyla Kuhn:Do you have my keys for the car? Yeah I do But can I talk to you about something first? Oh what's up? Yeah Do you know Allah? Yeah Yeah I'm a Christian so I don't

1:06:08Bobby Lee:I'd love to tell you

1:06:10Khalyla Kuhn:as a Muslim I'd love to tell you

1:06:11Bobby Lee:I'd love to tell you about him

1:06:11Khalyla Kuhn:I'd go this way now do you see what I'm doing diversion I'd go this way diversion yeah yeah smart yeah do you know Buddha yeah I know Buddha yeah I know Christian oh you want to talk about the Lord Jesus yeah love to yeah tomorrow today like tomorrow you want to have lunch

1:06:27Bobby Lee:no I'd like to do it right now let me stay I'm gonna stay come on get in my car real fast and you would take your shirt off get in my car let's talk about Jesus there's no way you would allow that to happen I would if he was interesting enough if the dude was interesting enough I'd chat with him

1:06:43Khalyla Kuhn:do you guys believe that he would do that be real

1:06:47Bobby Lee:there's no way dude

1:06:49Khalyla Kuhn:there's no way what are you trying to fucking put out there that you're an everyday man

1:06:56Bobby Lee:I'm not going to talk to a door guy what are you talking about of course I will I talk to the door guys all the time

1:07:00Khalyla Kuhn:unless the door guy's name is Taylor Swift you would do it Yeah, yeah. If Taylor at, yeah, you would do it.

1:07:09Bobby Lee:No, I talk to door guys all the time. If someone said, I want to talk to you about Jesus, I said, what do you want to talk about? I would talk to him. What do you mean?

1:07:16Khalyla Kuhn:What are you talking about?

1:07:18Bobby Lee:If he said that, I'd go, what do you mean?

1:07:19Khalyla Kuhn:You're the most intimidating guy at the store. That's not fucking true. Yeah, people go, they tremble.

1:07:25Bobby Lee:You're making a bullshit. Yeah, because remember that one time, right? No, but the store guys, I'm nice to all those guys. Ask any store guy. Ask any door kid. I'm nice to all of them there's not one of them that's like no he's mean I will say I am excited for the GOAT movie so please this will be out so please go watch GOAT it premieres out in theaters February 13th is that right? I think that's the date February 13th all over the United States of America and it's going to be all over the world so if you're in China please go see GOAT they got into China that's a big deal because right they don't let anybody go over there now well let's hope and let's hope that you like our performance.

1:08:05Bobby Lee:We're in it a lot. We're in it a good amount. I'm also listed on the IMDb. I'm listed as you. I think it says Andrew Santino plays Bobby. Am I even listed at all? You are, but yours has your character. Oh. I don't know why for some reason. Bobby Lee plays voice. Andrew Santino voice. Oh, they must have fixed it because it originally said Bobby. Jennifer Hudson jelly roll. Hey, look at the people that are in there, huh? Wow. Aisha Curry. Go up top though. Those are the other ones. of the Nick Kroll, Gabrielle Union, Caleb McLaughlin plays Will, David Harbour, Stephen, Jennifer Lewis, Patton Oswalt, and Steph Curry.

1:08:41Khalyla Kuhn:Wow. So cool. It's a pretty cool combo. It'll be fun. Well,

1:08:45Bobby Lee:please go see it. Go check it out. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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