Chatty Chatty, Bang Bang

6:15Khalyla Kuhn:She worked at Michelin star restaurants As a chef That doesn't make you

6:18Bobby Lee:A Michelin star chef Because you worked at a fucking She poured water Yeah I I

6:26Khalyla Kuhn:Bitchin' in water Basils At the end Yeah The last line person That does the herbs Or whatever She goes Water up Yes Scoop of Water up Scoop of caviar On top Just one little caviar scoop Yeah yeah And the chef goes Too much caviar What are you fucking doing Yeah yeah yeah Anyway Get it off your chest So this is Catbird this is another model we have is it foreign? no it's black it's a black sleek color

6:56Bobby Lee:this is a good car

6:59Khalyla Kuhn:it's a great car it's also the best selling it's gotta be this car

7:09Khalyla Kuhn:you're gonna love this car this car right here

7:12Bobby Lee:it asks a lot of questions

7:15Khalyla Kuhn:it's like Knight Rider

7:18Bobby Lee:It talks the whole time It talks the whole time

7:20Khalyla Kuhn:You can't turn it off Yeah yeah yeah I don't know You know what I mean You're driving too fast All on the rules You know what I mean It talks a lot It talks a lot Yeah yeah yeah There's no off button Oh there's no switch No Unless you turn it off Unless you're Yeah yeah Maybe it's talking to itself at night You know what I mean But yeah yeah yeah Maybe it'll run out of gas But it's a lot of like You know what I mean You know so what How do I make it to this How do I do this Inquisitive Inquisitive like you know i mean how do you make it you know i mean who how do we get an agent this and that you know i mean and then it's like you know you have to go hey you have to have that conversation

8:00Bobby Lee:of like you know you know i'm the polar opposite i'm like i'll give you an excel spreadsheet on

8:04Khalyla Kuhn:how to do everything that you're asking me no i did i did tell her what to do you did you give her the hints yeah i gave her like this is what you did and then but i don't think that she got what I was saying.

8:14Bobby Lee:Well, you can lead a horse to water,

8:17Khalyla Kuhn:but it'll eventually be glue.

8:20Bobby Lee:That's what they say. That's the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gotta be glue. Meanwhile, Carlos is wearing a win hat.

8:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, because you guys were at the win.

8:26Bobby Lee:You bought that hat? Or did they give us those hats?

8:28Khalyla Kuhn:No, I bought it. I got the same one at Caesars years ago. I know, I remember the Caesars hat. I like the specific hat. It's... I have my Circus Circus hat on.

8:40Bobby Lee:Great joke.

8:41Khalyla Kuhn:I should have brought it in.

8:41Bobby Lee:Fancy, you got that Stratosphere hat. everywhere I go in the casino where's fucking Bobby bro where's Bobby I get that every time at the airport why can't we make a shirt that says where's Bobby where's Santino we should make sure to say where's Bobby we had a great time by the way I had a conversation with my driver my Uber driver on the way to the airport so nice so nice but I was very tired we had a long weekend I just kind of wanted to chill and he was chatty chatty he was chatty chatty bang bang he was very inquisitive

9:13Khalyla Kuhn:You don't know the rules? What do you mean? What you do? What do I do? I open with a statement.

9:18Bobby Lee:You say, I don't want to talk.

9:20Khalyla Kuhn:No.

9:20Bobby Lee:What do you say?

9:21Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, hey, dude, I'm going to be listening to music, so if you need anything, just, you know what I mean? That's smart. Put your hand up.

9:25Bobby Lee:But he was a fan.

9:27Khalyla Kuhn:But my earphones aren't even on.

9:30Bobby Lee:By the way. Okay, so the Uber driver, super nice guy. He's a big fan, loves bad friends, loves you. How do you know? He vocalized it.

9:38Khalyla Kuhn:Verbally? or through hand language or non-verbal it was non-verbal through facial expressions he goes bad friends yeah that's verbal yeah yeah that's bad friends yeah yeah okay no this is bad friends and yeah yeah so he did that he said he loved us yeah and then he was talking and i said he was

10:00Bobby Lee:talking he was like oh i just drove back from la blah blah blah blah he's like i've been in the car for like 30 hours on my mind i was like oh that's crazy and he said i got a gift sent to me from my home country for my sister's wedding or something i had to go pick it up i said oh that's cool we're we're originally from pakistan and immediately i'm in like a mood like he's trying to talk about and i just all i kept thinking about was those videos from pakistan that's like do you love pakistan you know those videos and i started talking he goes i love those videos yeah one day i'm going to be pilot i dude what will you do for pakistan and so i'm literally just yelling at him like that in the car.

10:36Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

10:36Bobby Lee:I'm not even letting get another word out. I keep going, I love, Pakistan is great. And then he goes, I have no problem with that. I'm Pakistani. I have Indian friends. So he's opened up this gate. I'm like, oh no, I just think the videos are funny. He's like, no, but I understand there's a lot of hatred in the world right now as far as, and I was like, oh no, I think he,

10:52Khalyla Kuhn:oh no.

10:53Bobby Lee:And he goes, and I'm Muslim. And he goes, my barber is Jewish. And I was, and then he started to keep talking. I go, Jewish barber. I don't, have you ever jewish barber yeah is that a thing yeah i mean how what a disappointment for the

11:08Khalyla Kuhn:family does that jewish barber go to another an american barber to attack the muslim

11:16Bobby Lee:no but he says i'm muslim and he goes well i'm not a practicing yeah he's like i'm not like you know praying five times a day and then that logged in my brain for the rest of the time i couldn't hear you five times is a lot of times a day he says he prays five times a day not anymore he it's exhausting. But also, why would they do that? Why not breakfast, lunch, and dinner? It's called Fajir, Sunrise, Dahour, Asir, Maghrib, and Isha. But the thing is that it can be quick. All right, do a prayer right now. Go. That's it?

11:48Khalyla Kuhn:I mean... Wait, you are facing east. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, how quick was that prayer? That was really good. And if I did that five times... Imagine... I mean, it's over.

11:57Bobby Lee:If Bobby was Muslim,

11:59Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

12:00Bobby Lee:And had to pray. Yeah. You know, the little rug that they have.

12:03Khalyla Kuhn:Oh yeah.

12:04Bobby Lee:Imagine how he would have the most like fancy, vintage, cool rug. He would have to have the dopest rug out of all the rugs.

12:12Khalyla Kuhn:It would be the high end. Yeah. Moncler rug.

12:16Bobby Lee:It would be a fancy rug.

12:18Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Yeah. Is that a Goyard prayer rug? Yeah. It would be the dopest rug. You would have a fancy rug. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And different brands though too. I would do a Balenciaga. You'd switch it up. A Balenciaga rug. You know what I mean? just for like a Friday when I'm about clubbing you know what I mean I would have a Montclair one I would have a if Golden Goose had a rug that'd be cool I guarantee you they'd make one and then a made one rug where it's like kind of tattered and look at old school you know what I mean from like a 50s it's a vintage it's a vintage but brand new rug yeah let's get you Muslim dude yeah I'll get Muslim sign up

12:52Bobby Lee:sign up and go Muslim why not

12:54Khalyla Kuhn:well five times is a lot you know it's just a lot of times

12:56Bobby Lee:to stop and roll out yeah

12:57Khalyla Kuhn:I would probably go Zoroasterism. There's only like 600 of them on planet Earth and I don't even know exactly what they practice but that seems like what? It's also before Christ. You mean before Christianity? You mean BC? Yeah, BC. So it's like, I think I would go with Zoroasterism.

13:18Bobby Lee:That's how cocky Christians are. They name time before their own time. But it's still their time. BC still is us. You're like, well, Christ does not exist yet. I know, but it's still our time. because it's always been. That's awesome.

13:31Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, how do you feel about, I think I'm being affected about the world around me, the war and all that stuff. I know.

13:37Bobby Lee:I was at Marshmallow Nightclub last night. I don't know what's going on in the world, dude. We went out till 4.30, 5 in the morning. Yeah. Unbelievable. What are we doing? They were like, you want to go to Marshmallow? I was like, yeah, I guess.

13:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Wow, you went to Marshmallow, huh? I didn't go to that. Yeah, yeah. He went to his room. I went to Sprinkles. I got cupcakes. You do love it. Yeah, yeah. Or in San Jose.

14:02Bobby Lee:I see the Sprinkles cupcake vending machines. There's no way they're making money. You don't want to buy it out of it.

14:05Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no, no. How long has it been in there? That's closed down. Oh, it's closed down? They're all closed? Yeah.

14:10Bobby Lee:But do you buy headphones from the kiosk? So one time I did have to buy because I forgot mine on a long trip. And I thought, who's buying it? I was. I was a guy. People put. And I'm sitting there. I've done it too. And I'm ashamed.

14:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. People passing by like, dude, who buys that? Yeah. What are you doing? But imagine like, you know, like when you buy a candy bar and it gets stuck, right? You're like, it's 60 cents, right? But an AirPod. But doing an AirPod, a Bose, you know what I mean? AirPod. That's$300. Imagine that getting stuck. And you're like banging on the fucking machine. It's$300. You're buying meta glasses and they're stuck? Imagine. Imagine a kid getting stuck in there. You know how they do in fucking those. They crawl through the thing. The crane machine. The crane machine. How do they get in there?

14:55Khalyla Kuhn:Some nerd is in there. Yeah. Some nerd kid is in there. You know what I mean?

15:01Bobby Lee:Some sweet little nerd. Wow. So San Jose was good? You love it up there.

15:07Khalyla Kuhn:Well, I played that room for over 20 years, and it's very comfortable. But it's the same thing where it's like... I got to do that place. Yeah, it's a great club. I never done it. Wow. I know.

15:18Bobby Lee:I just never did an improv run.

15:19Khalyla Kuhn:Wow. It's a theater. You'll love it.

15:21Bobby Lee:No, no. I just mean I've only done a few improvs. I never really did a bunch of improvs.

15:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

15:25Bobby Lee:But you used to do that all the time.

15:27Khalyla Kuhn:I'm an improv guy.

15:28Bobby Lee:But you used to do San Jose like twice a year.

15:30Khalyla Kuhn:Sometimes, yeah.

15:31Bobby Lee:It's crazy.

15:32Khalyla Kuhn:It's a great audience. But you know how I've been going to the comedy store for so long that when I go in there, I feel nauseous. What do you mean? Because I've been there so long that it just kind of makes me want to go this again. What? Yeah, like there's a nausea that happens.

15:52Bobby Lee:You're losing the love of the store?

15:54Khalyla Kuhn:No, I've always loved it, but it's just like, it's like, you know, going into your living room. I love my living room. Oh, you do? You don't feel nauseous?

16:03Bobby Lee:Sick in my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can experience nausea from visiting the same place repeatedly due to several factors and condition responses, environmental triggers.

16:09Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. I've had a lot of trauma at the store back in the day. I don't know. There's just something about that. But San Jose improv has the same effect. You get nauseous when you go? When I walk into the building, I just feel nauseous.

16:22Bobby Lee:Well, that's not good.

16:23Khalyla Kuhn:It's not good. It's just because I've been going there for so long and it's just like.

16:27Bobby Lee:You should stop then.

16:28Khalyla Kuhn:No, I mean, maybe. I'm day nine not smoking. You guys, come on.

16:35Bobby Lee:That's a huge deal. Day nine is, I think they say, what's the day that you stop? What's like the crest? What day is like you finally get over the hump of not smoking? It's got to be like two weeks. You got to be getting close. I want this for you so bad. After the first week, okay? So seven to 10 days is when you're going to start to clear up. And then two to four weeks, you're going to be clean, ready to rock and roll.

16:57Khalyla Kuhn:So anyway, maybe that had something to do with it. But there's always a kind of a it's it's also what bummed me out was. So the Friday first show, you know, it's a theater. So it's like I go to the balcony and it's empty.

17:19Bobby Lee:What do you mean?

17:20Khalyla Kuhn:No one's there.

17:20Bobby Lee:The show's not on yet

17:22Khalyla Kuhn:No it's starting

17:23Bobby Lee:And you're on the ballot So it's not sold out upstairs They said it's all sold out People buy tickets that don't show up all the time

17:30Khalyla Kuhn:I know but what happened was This is a date a year ago I never just showed up I just didn't show up

17:38Bobby Lee:You rescheduled it

17:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah so it was rescheduled So all the tickets from that Transferred over this right So like a lot of people just didn't show up Yeah Right and I It bummed me out

17:49Bobby Lee:I understand man. The fucking cookies. Look at the cookies they little made for me and the show was really nice. This one's kind of my favorite. I'm not going to lie.

17:58Khalyla Kuhn:I'll have the one with me on it.

17:59Bobby Lee:You know what's so funny about this cookie? That's old Bob. Do you notice that? Yeah. That's old Bob with long hair. Old Bob. And I saw a video of you posted on the internet with old hair. Yeah. Old Bob hair.

18:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

18:09Bobby Lee:And it made me miss the long hair. I'm growing it up. You have to.

18:11Khalyla Kuhn:I am.

18:12Bobby Lee:Because I love when you have long hair.

18:13Khalyla Kuhn:I am. I'm growing it up.

18:15Bobby Lee:Because old Bob hair, like that, when it was that long.

18:18Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, it's going to be long.

18:19Bobby Lee:There's videos when we first started this podcast.

18:21Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

18:21Bobby Lee:Your hair was insane. Your hair was insane. I know. You know who didn't get high this weekend? Carlos. He was a good boy in Vegas, no less.

18:27Khalyla Kuhn:He does it behind your back. No, he doesn't.

18:29Bobby Lee:Yeah, he does.

18:30Khalyla Kuhn:I spoke to you. Remember, I told you I was vaping it in the room. You were? Yeah, I told you. You said you're not doing anything. Dude, what kind of boss are you, dude? Not a good one. Yeah, right behind your back. He even says it to you and you don't even fucking listen.

18:44Bobby Lee:Well, I'm a great boss.

18:46Khalyla Kuhn:You're not a great boss. No, I'm a good boss. No, you're not a good boss, dude. He's like, your employee goes, hey, boss, I'm smoking weed right in front of your face. And you're like, he didn't do any drugs this weekend. Yeah, yeah. You're a bad dad, dude. I'm trying to, I would not be a bad dad. Yeah, you're a bad dad, dude. Oh, you know why? Because I'm cool.

19:02Bobby Lee:Okay, you know what? I know. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. Yeah. When he vapes, I don't know if it's weed or if it's vape.

19:10Khalyla Kuhn:But he just said he told you he was doing it.

19:13Bobby Lee:I was not paying attention. I was busy. Wait, wait. How did you say it?

19:18Khalyla Kuhn:I'm Andrew. No, look at me. Look at me, right? Okay. And what is Andrew doing? Andrew goes, you're being a good boy, right? And I go, oh. Okay, let me. You're being a good boy, right? He goes, no, I forget what else he says. Just let me just say it the way. Who cares what he says? Let him play the scene. Yeah, yeah. Let me play the scene, right? All right, you're Andrew. Yeah, yeah. You're being a good boy, huh? Your lip is bleeding. Oh.

19:41Bobby Lee:Yeah, put some blood on your lip.

19:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

19:43Bobby Lee:It's fine. Go. No, I need blood. You got it. See he this is an actor prepares. Yeah, yeah, I need a ball. An actor prepares and there's some red there

20:01Khalyla Kuhn:No, I'm just vaping weed. Don't worry about it

20:05Bobby Lee:That's what you did? I was worried about my show What did I really say when you told me you're vaping you said that that was worse than smoking joints? Yeah, it is. What's in those fucking things? It doesn't matter. You did know. So you lied to me. No, I just forgot. ZBiotics. You know, sometimes I like to go out, have a couple of sodas responsibly. I'm an adult. But when I drink, alcohol gets converted into a toxic byproduct in the gut. And I'm telling you, the buildup of this, it's not dehydration. It's this buildup that's to blame for those rough days after nights drinking at the bar. And you got to take ZBiotics.

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24:01Khalyla Kuhn:Quince dot com slash bad friends. I'm like at the San Jose Improv, right? They have a security guy that walks me to my hotel and I'm like, I stop. Yeah, but they do that for they do.

24:13Bobby Lee:I don't need I know where to go. Yeah, but you're easily attackable. People attack you all the time.

24:19Khalyla Kuhn:But like the other rest of the day. You're free. I'm just walking around alone in the same area and stuff like that. Why in this specific incident? Because you're under their tutelage right there.

24:31Bobby Lee:You're under their, if you got hurted beyond them during that, when they're done with you.

24:34Khalyla Kuhn:I think once I get out of the club, it's free. I agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's like, you know what I mean? Our responsibility is over.

24:40Bobby Lee:You liked it.

24:41Khalyla Kuhn:I don't, because I always tell them like, please just stay here.

24:45Bobby Lee:But he does like to smoke. Back in the day, he would smoke behind the security guard and walk and very like, like gallivant behind the security and like dart his eyes. Yeah you were sultry Yeah you did when we were on tour you'd be walking Behind the security and you'd do this you'd be like sexually Smoking

25:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yes you would Everyone's nodding

25:04Bobby Lee:Everyone's fucking nodding

25:06Khalyla Kuhn:You're pissing me off I've never done that You would romantic Dude I've never done this

25:12Bobby Lee:That's not the face No don't do You would like You're doing this with your hand You do when you walk When you walk with your cigarette You kind of bob a little bit When you walk And then you'll smoke And then your eyes Will be darting all romantically I'm listening to the Doobie Brothers Or something No you're not Yeah yeah

25:30Khalyla Kuhn:I bop Dude I bop when I listen To the Doobie Brothers You're so Yeah yeah You're Doobie Brothers Listen to the music Dude So it's like I'm Doobie Brothering It's romantic though Yeah yeah yeah But it's like And I don't know If that's a security guard You're saying That behind the security guard You would walk behind I'm Doobie Brothering

25:46Bobby Lee:You would Doobie Brother Alright Okay So anyway I took mushrooms last night Can you put that in? Yeah I felt amazing it was when was the last time

25:54Khalyla Kuhn:you took mushrooms

25:55Bobby Lee:a couple weeks ago oh but was it

25:59Khalyla Kuhn:more of a dosage

26:00Bobby Lee:this one was higher

26:02Khalyla Kuhn:yeah much higher yeah because I've been

26:03Bobby Lee:micro dosing

26:04Khalyla Kuhn:oh you've been micro dosing for my mental health yeah

26:06Bobby Lee:I'm genuinely happy and I heard

26:07Khalyla Kuhn:I heard it helps

26:08Bobby Lee:I do feel much better at night yeah when I micro dose I do feel like the end of the day I don't have as much anxiety before I go to bed because I used to lay awake in bed at night

26:18Khalyla Kuhn:I've been coming three weeks

26:20Bobby Lee:start micro dosing dude yeah yeah

26:22Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, because it's alexa pro.

26:23Bobby Lee:Wait, really?

26:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. So you can't nut? I can't nut.

26:26Bobby Lee:What comes out?

26:27Khalyla Kuhn:I can't nut, nothing. I mean, I haven't even tried.

26:31Bobby Lee:Really?

26:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it's weird.

26:34Bobby Lee:Do they have something to combat that? They do. No. One, two, three. Blue chew!

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26:47Bobby Lee:Some main ingredient. Anoxinol and mololocalol. The two ones that I can't say. No, I did, and I watched my cousin play roulette, and I was feeling fantastic.

26:56Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, your cousin was there? Yeah. Was he juicing too, or what? He was having a great time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is, he's so funny. But then when I was using in Mexico, we weren't doing that.

27:07Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah.

27:08Khalyla Kuhn:Who? You and I.

27:09Bobby Lee:We were not having a good time when you were using in Mexico.

27:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but because why is it not, like, why couldn't we have those times?

27:14Bobby Lee:Because you're a drug addict, and you have no control. Because you don't use until you get high and feel good. you use until it's unmanageable to those poop on the walls and you're screaming and you're pointing in my face in front of people going you fucking lied this is this no booze in it

27:31Khalyla Kuhn:you fucking liar you know what i love everyone you know who i am you know i mean i'm uh i'm ren from ren and stimpy yeah you are yeah it's stimpy the dog ren's the dog right it's a little weird dog yeah yeah i'm because i love ren because ren's so paranoid yeah that's yeah you know i mean and he gets in people's faces and he has these delusions you know i mean and i love that character somehow you're both of these guys i think so i think i am ran and simpy yeah yeah but i love that cartoon but anyway um yeah i got i ran out when i i'm like it's just when you you're

28:04Bobby Lee:you're up you're up to something no and then you pointed in my face and yelled at me in front of everyone because you wanted booze and i lied to you and i got you yeah yeah because i'm no dumb

28:12Khalyla Kuhn:dumb i know what you're doing but you were so fucked up i know but i know what you're doing

28:16Bobby Lee:Well, protecting you.

28:17Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, but I'll just get my own drink. I mean, you flew to Mexico with a suitcase full of drugs.

28:22Bobby Lee:Full of drugs. Full of drugs. You open your suitcase. And guess what? I flew back with no drugs. Yes. Yeah, because of us.

28:29Khalyla Kuhn:No, I did it all. Okay. Okay. You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did. That's called magic. That is called magic. In a weird way. Okay, so it's like, but we never had that. Next time I go out. No, you're not going. Yeah, yeah. No, shut the fuck up. I'm tired of this fucking bullshit I'm boss too

28:49Bobby Lee:You're boss number two?

28:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah I'm like the vice president I'm JD Vance You kind of are You're not gonna go out What I'm saying is the next time I go out God forbid it doesn't happen I want a night I want to go to Marshmallow You can go to Marshmallow without using it I want to go to Marshmallow I want to be on Shroomed I want to be on Ketamine I want to go to Vegas I want to be able to like walk out of a fucking bathroom and go, yeah, are you okay? You know what I mean? But actually have cocaine in my nose. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want that next time. It's never going to happen, but hypothetically it could. And what I'm saying is, is that the next time don't cut me out.

29:34Khalyla Kuhn:I won't. Cause the last time I went out, you cut me out. You were all being parental. Because you were, you were, it doesn't matter. No, I want good time. Carlos, Carlos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so you're mad that we are protecting you. I don't want to be protected, dude. Yes, you do. No, I want to go to Marshmallow. I want to go out with Andreas and have those times. We can do it without alcohol. No, no, no. Next time, no. We can't have those times because I'm all fucking Christian on the road now. You're not Christian on the road. Yeah, but I'm like, I'm going to bed now. Yeah, but we did that too.

30:04Khalyla Kuhn:I do that. I know you eventually did, but I do it at like 11. Yeah. So my point being is that you guys can have all your Vegas nightlife and still and I get cut out when I'm out. It's a bullshit.

30:18Bobby Lee:Yes, I can. You're a drug addict.

30:21Khalyla Kuhn:It's a label and I refuse to believe it. I know I am one. You are.

30:26Bobby Lee:I am. He is. Yeah. I know, but he's not.

30:28Khalyla Kuhn:Why is he okay?

30:30Bobby Lee:He's not okay. We're very concerned. I know, but when I wasn't okay. Because we care more about you than we care about Carlos. Because you make more money. Yeah.

30:39Khalyla Kuhn:That's the way the world works. You're famous. You're worth more in this world. oh so if you passed away from an overdose no if i like made a movie all of a sudden y 'all would like talk to me more probably and care more about my health i talked to you every day yeah i should have said more this bit is so stupid we care about all of you equally the

30:57Bobby Lee:difference is you have control of your addiction right now he does not i know but but i can't do anyway what do you want me to do with him fire him should we fire him maybe maybe when he's like

31:08Khalyla Kuhn:you know what I mean? Hey, hey, dad. I'm smoking weed right in front of you. That's not bad, though, to just smoke weed. If I'm just smoking weed, that's so chill. That's like going to war and just, like, showing up for a day with a gun. Or you're, like, just outside of Karg Island. Yeah, it's chill. You're on a ship, you know what I mean? You don't know if you're going to attack Karg Island yet. Is that what it is? I don't know what Karg Island is. Do you know what Karg Island is? Oh, it's an island right there. Isn't that just one of your Antarctica theories? No, it's not a theory. It's an Iranian island.

31:42Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, they have, you know what I mean, oil reserves there. And TikTok is full of...

31:47Bobby Lee:You've been watching so much. Like, I know how much Iran stuff you've been looking at now. It's all day, every day. I know. 24 hours a day.

31:57Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, you didn't see what I was saying before. You have to stop. Is there a Karg Island? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what's on Karg Island? Probably oil reserves. Yeah, a bunch of sand. Yeah. Oh, my God. Now he's being fucking racist. Stop. That's not racist. There's more sand in the middle. Everywhere has sand. Okay. There's oil reserves.

32:16Bobby Lee:Exactly. That's what I just said. Kargis Island is a 7.7 square mile coral island in the Persian Gulf that serves as Iran's primary oil export terminal.

32:24Khalyla Kuhn:Right. And there's now like questions if the US Marines are going to charge Kargis Island and take control of it.

32:32Bobby Lee:Dude, so good. David Attenborough as the Marines chop hog. You know?

32:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm consumed about the war. Why? You're not a soldier. I'm an American citizen. I just paid$130 of the pump. Okay. And I drive a moped. That's a lot, dude.

32:53Bobby Lee:All right. Very fair.

32:54Khalyla Kuhn:I drive a moped. Was that how much gas it was?

32:56Bobby Lee:$130 to fill up your tank?

32:58Khalyla Kuhn:No, it was like 80 something, but I usually pay. $80? Yeah, but I usually only pay, and that's my small car,$55,$50.

33:05Bobby Lee:Do you do the cheap gas?

33:06Khalyla Kuhn:No, I did the Supreme. Good.

33:08Bobby Lee:What does that mean? That's actually a really good question.

33:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I mean, I never knew. Can you explain to me? I don't know. The three different unleaded, unleaded premium, and then Supreme. Can you? Cool cars get the fancy one and the shitty ones get the cheap. It's like air one water. Oh, it is? No, tell me the difference because I don't know.

33:25Bobby Lee:So I will tell you. Yeah, yeah. So a combustion engine, right? Explain that.

33:29Khalyla Kuhn:Let's start with a car.

33:35Khalyla Kuhn:so a car start with the car beep beep vroom vroom oh okay beep vroom vroom okay hold on

33:41Bobby Lee:so a combustion engine right little explosions have to take place within these pistons right yeah and these pistons that are in your car that fire that make it go fast and have have torque right and have power and drive yeah higher octane right the higher octane numbers they fire at a cleaner and faster rate so faster nicer cars like f1 they need highest octane levels so they do supreme they do their own they have a different octane they have octane that we can't get f1 gas i need that yeah how did we get that i don't think your moped can handle that again no all right i doubt it yeah no but it's higher octane gas it burns cleaner and it fires it fires cleaner and it's out cleaner for the engine higher octane but it's more expensive but that's what it is that's essentially why people do all right so but people who have like a just a luxury car like say someone that has a bmw okay and just a regular bmw right and they put in the most expensive a highest supreme it's meaningless they should just put it but the only reason you would need a higher octane level in your car is if your engine requires a higher minimum because of the performance of the engine so performance cars need them so in what my my

34:56Khalyla Kuhn:hyundai you know what i mean your moped my moped yeah i put supreme in right just thinking that it's better for the engine or whatever it's pointless no it is hypothetically better for the engine it's going to burn cleaner well then what then that i'll just keep doing that but it's

35:12Bobby Lee:not going to make your engine and it's not going to make your your it's not going to make your moped go faster i'm not trying to go vroom vroom so so then put in the cheapest yeah but i want my engine to be healthy it's not even your car oh that's right yeah you're gonna give it back i am giving it back yeah don't do that who cares if it's a lease by the way to every american if it's a lease fucking put the shittiest gas in there you can find go to sinclair where the dinosaur is where it's like a dollar 86 the tarp is real shape i go to the tar pits

35:36Khalyla Kuhn:la brea you go down la brea scoop it i scoop it i stick it in the manually do it yeah i manually do it this is the funniest thing about the cookies that i'm gnawing on because they're delicious

35:47Bobby Lee:is they were like doing shout outs. They did White Noise Cookie, Whiskey Ginger, they did Bad Friends.

35:52Khalyla Kuhn:But you did the John Cena movie?

35:54Bobby Lee:What do you mean? We're never going to be cool leads in a thing.

35:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but people think that you're cool already. Whom? I'm sorry. When you were in Vegas, did no one come up to you, show up to your show and buy a ticket? Well, Carlos can actually tell you, unfortunately, nobody came.

36:11Bobby Lee:It was a fucking bummer, man.

36:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it was a huge bummer. Oh, it was a bummer? Yeah. Oh, my bad.

36:14Bobby Lee:We went out for a nice little fancy dinner. We had a great little dinner Carlos Paid the bill

36:21Khalyla Kuhn:That's unbelievable He paid the bill Through my tour money You haven't paid me yet

36:28Khalyla Kuhn:Through my tour money Yeah you haven't paid me yet But your future tour money I paid him My future tour money I paid Delilah with future money Yeah yeah yeah Which is my money

36:40Bobby Lee:Yeah I said Bobby will pay you in four months Yeah yeah

36:42Khalyla Kuhn:So I pay for your dinner Hey Yeah

36:43Bobby Lee:You know he didn't pay for the dinner

36:46Khalyla Kuhn:You know damn well In fact I don't think any of them have paid for the dinner

36:50Bobby Lee:I have paid for a dinner before Which one? Wait a minute time out What are you raising your hand for? When have you paid for a dinner? I paid for our breakfast one time When? When? I was over there at the white place With the weird squid

37:05Khalyla Kuhn:Oh you and him Was it a Ku Klux Klan rally? I definitely wasn't there With the white hoods and the white faces What did you know? Whiskey ginger one day

37:15Bobby Lee:Because I didn't in my wallet or something? No, you were like, you're paying today I said, okay Okay, good, that's good

37:20Khalyla Kuhn:Have you ever paid a meal for me?

37:23Bobby Lee:We've gotten food together once

37:26Khalyla Kuhn:That's so not true Just me and you together Which one, where was it?

37:31Bobby Lee:You took me to sushi around my birthday

37:33Khalyla Kuhn:Where was it?

37:34Bobby Lee:And then we went to see the Mission Impossible

37:36Khalyla Kuhn:That's right, we've done stuff together

37:38Bobby Lee:I know, that was one thing

37:39Khalyla Kuhn:One time Yeah, yeah But a great one

37:41Bobby Lee:No, it was great, but yeah, of course

37:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I don't do like little like, you know what I mean? White hats, white face, you know what I mean? Breakfast places. We don't do that at breakfast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you would do a nice sushi restaurant and a fucking fine ass movie tickets, right? Yeah, I don't do white face, white hat. You know what I mean? Yeah, so it's like. Did you just fart? No, it was. But yeah, so you've, Andreas, have you ever paid for a meal? I don't think so. I don't think we ever been to a meal together.

38:12Bobby Lee:Well, as bad friends we have. As a group we have. As a group, yes. Yeah, yeah.

38:16Khalyla Kuhn:You don't think, yeah, one on one, we've never had a meal together. No, I don't think we have that kind of relationship.

38:22Bobby Lee:He's just too cool for us now. He's got a kid.

38:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

38:25Bobby Lee:Yeah. He's over it.

38:28Khalyla Kuhn:Kind of makes me mad. It's just that whole thing. You know what? I'll be honest. I think it's on you. No. Yeah, there's no, you know, I call you a lot. You know what I mean? You only text me. I call you a lot You only text me I think it's you

38:47Bobby Lee:I know that's not true but I'm just going

38:49Khalyla Kuhn:No no that really is I call him a lot

38:51Bobby Lee:About what?

38:52Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah about what? Do I not call you? What's it about? You have called me but about what? Why are you interested in me?

38:59Bobby Lee:What are you a girl?

39:02Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah

39:03Bobby Lee:Why do you like me bottle?

39:04Khalyla Kuhn:Tell me why you like me Happy birthday?

39:07Bobby Lee:Text

39:08Khalyla Kuhn:Oh that was a text you know what I mean what time is bad friends yes yeah yeah what time is bad friends yeah yeah but you have to read behind the context of it he's saying more than just what time is yeah scramble the words he forced me to say I love you in front of his friends yeah you should say I love you more I mean these are the things I'm talking about dude it's like there's more resistance when it comes to you than me because he has a lot of repression

39:31Bobby Lee:Fancy has a lot of repression

39:32Khalyla Kuhn:yeah repressed feelings he gets really uncomfortable and then when he got drunk he got really touchy feely with me yeah

39:38Bobby Lee:Yeah.

39:39Khalyla Kuhn:Did you not? Mm-hmm. And that's when your real self comes, where the defense goes down. Yeah. And this is how I really feel.

39:46Bobby Lee:Well, I tell you, he wants to be a star now, because I pitched a little show about me and him going to like a local bar. Yeah. To me, like showing him what a local watering hole is like. Yeah. And literally the other day of the episode, he's like, Andrew, when are we going to do this show where you and I go to the bar?

40:00Khalyla Kuhn:And whose name goes first?

40:01Bobby Lee:Whose name is on top. He literally, he wants to headline the show. Wow. And by the way, that only reminds me, McCone, That breakfast, that reminds me. Yeah. This is the funniest part. I know that I did that to you just to tease you, you know, to be like, oh, you pay this time. But I also know that stayed with you for a while. You've been thinking about it. Yeah, how much was it? No, I was like - No, how much was it? It was like$30. No, it wasn't much, but I was like - It was like coffee and - But also it's way more than I would have spent on breakfast. But I was like, this is good.

40:31Khalyla Kuhn:Can you talk in the mic?

40:32Bobby Lee:I was also like, this is a good thing.

40:34Khalyla Kuhn:Why is it a good thing?

40:35Bobby Lee:because I get so much it's nice to pay some back

40:37Khalyla Kuhn:oh I see because he walks around like this all day I know have I not given you cash before?

40:43Bobby Lee:yeah you constantly give me cash

40:44Khalyla Kuhn:yeah but you can't get me a breakfast?

40:46Bobby Lee:if you want to go out for breakfast yeah sure he does not want to go out for breakfast with me Tommy actually texted me the other day out of the blue what'd it say? he said Marty Supreme is a film of two halves that's true yeah that's actually a very true statement

41:00Khalyla Kuhn:what? this is the New York Times yeah yeah yeah He's a critic. No, I mean, I watched the movie. I mean, can I have my own opinion about the movie? It is a film of two halves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that the first half of the movie was brilliant. It was. I thought the setup was good. And then I think it just ran away from itself. It became something else. There was a lot of editing that needed to go on or whatever. Get to the thing.

41:29Bobby Lee:It was a lot of other movies.

41:31Khalyla Kuhn:Other movies in there. And I got lost in it. And, you know, at the end of the day, good movie. But, you know, I mean, it doesn't deserve any awards, in my opinion. Shopify. You know, we have an online business here at Bad Friends, and we would not be nothing without Shopify, okay? That is exactly true. You like designing? I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they do. Yes, they help you. The design studio.

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44:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, he was in Ukraine.

44:58Bobby Lee:He gave it to Zalinski.

45:00Khalyla Kuhn:Zalinski, I love that.

45:00Bobby Lee:He gave him his Oscar. Yeah. And he carried it in like a Jan Sport backpack.

45:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's amazing.

45:05Bobby Lee:Bubble wrapped. I thought that was like the funniest shit. It's funny to take something that so many people cherish, show dear, and throw it in like a trapper keeper and give it to a fucking, look at that. Show the video of him pulling out of a backpack. It's hilarious.

45:17Khalyla Kuhn:It's like FIFA giving a FIFA Nobel Peace Prize to fucking Trump. Remember that? Yeah. Some make-believe thing that they have never done before. Sean Penn has a, there's a vibe about him that I kind of believe. Yeah. I believe everything he is, I think he is extremely him. I don't think. Yeah. I don't think that during Hurricane Katrina, when he was diving into New Orleans and trying to save people. He loves that shit. I think he was really trying to save lives.

45:49Bobby Lee:I think he loves that shit. Yeah. You're saying it's not performative.

45:52Khalyla Kuhn:I don't think it's performative with him. You know what I mean? I think he's just, there's something's wrong. That's not wrong, but there's like a, you know what I mean? An eccentric, you know, personality disorder. 100%. Yeah, where it's like he really, he went out there, he doesn't care about the leeches, and he's straight saving lives.

46:11Bobby Lee:He gave the fucking president of Ukraine his own Oscar. I mean, doesn't he have one already?

46:17Khalyla Kuhn:Yes, two. Two? Yeah, so where are you gonna put it? Next to the other one. I know, but it's like... You would never. No, dude. My Oscar? You know what my Oscar would be?

46:28Bobby Lee:Well, your Oscar's more like a Juan. Ask me where my Oscar is. That is a good joke. Yeah. Go ahead. I said your Oscar's more like a Juan. You'll never get an Oscar. You'll get a Julio before you get an Oscar. Oh, that's mean.

46:40Khalyla Kuhn:It's not true, though.

46:42Bobby Lee:That's mean. You're never going to win a fucking Oscar. Are you out of your mind? I was just trying to make a hypothetical game about like. No, and I was just having fun. I'm just digging you in. Yeah, but you know. Give me your Oscar speech if you did win. We shouldn't do Oscar jokes. It was so fucking long ago. The Oscars. But yours would be at the front door. Yeah. Yeah. Music every time. Right as you open the door, it's like. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Ba, da, da, da. And Bobby's like.

47:13Khalyla Kuhn:No, I would have a gigantic Oscar holding the Oscar. Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah. That's actually awesome. Yeah, yeah. That I would. And lights. Yeah, yeah, but don't forget the gigantic Oscar Yeah

47:26Bobby Lee:You ever walk into somebody's house You ever walk into somebody's house And they've got like Emmys, plural You know, and you're like How did you get a fucking Emmy?

47:34Khalyla Kuhn:I know, yeah, yeah

47:35Bobby Lee:Like you'll go to somebody's house who's like Someone you know in the business And you're like, you got a fucking Emmy? Yeah And they're like, yeah, we got three of them We did this outstanding, non-scripted Blah, blah, blah thing, daytime Emmy And you're like

47:46Khalyla Kuhn:They give too many though

47:48Bobby Lee:I know, but

47:49Khalyla Kuhn:But I saw, I went to a guy's house And like it was like on the bottom Like there was a bunch of books It was just the corner of a room I go what's that? He goes that's an Emmy

47:59Bobby Lee:That's crazy

48:00Khalyla Kuhn:And I go I would have an Emmy on top of an Emmy Inside of another Emmy Inside of another Emmy You know what it'd be like? One of those Russian dolls Where you're gifted Yeah There'd be so many Emmys within Emmys You know what I mean? But he just put it right in the corner of this like Like, you know what I mean? Discreet, just doesn't care about it. Rusting. I think that's cool. I think that's what I would do. How funny if I did get nominated for something. Well, I'd quit the show.

48:32Bobby Lee:It would validate all my hate for the business.

48:35Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, yeah, yeah. Really?

48:37Bobby Lee:Well, it's all bullshit.

48:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be definitely bullshit. Promoted like this, my friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll tell you why I won't. Even if I do a good job in a movie, the reason why I won't is because I can't do the thing that you need to do. Which is? Which is go and shake hands and you know what I mean? You're so good at that. No, I'm not. You are very - I don't show up to those things. But for this, you would. Oh, you think you got to go to Paris and meet so-and-so and you got to do this and that. You think I would do all those things?

49:06Bobby Lee:Yeah. Have you ever seen the movie Home for Purim?

49:08Khalyla Kuhn:No.

49:08Bobby Lee:It's one of the best. That's like one of the, it's called, that's not a mighty wind, is it? No, for your consideration. Sorry. For your consideration. yeah this shitty little movie called home for purim uh it's a movie inside of a movie and the cast thinks it's a shitter and then it gets um oscar buzz that they might actually win so then they all change they all they dynamically all change yeah they become like so full of themselves and they all become the fakest version of who they used to be oh that's cool oh it's brilliant it's oh wow that's a um uh yeah what's his name movie what's wrong it's for guests christopher for guest movie yeah it really is yeah oh wow look at the cast by the way yeah did we kill yet another celebrity yeah we did chuck norris dude we gotta stop talking about famous people we killed chuck norris no we didn't kill yes we did hey he was 70 what 81 years old no he was only 68 or 69 86 okay yeah yeah yeah yeah i think that if they're above 75 we didn't kill them yeah how

50:11Khalyla Kuhn:about 80 if they're above 80 i'll get above 80 i think he was on his way 86 is a good good run oh yeah that's a really good run but you know hawaii is where i want to die yeah you've talked about that yeah yeah why why because i saw ram das die there you know i mean and one of his last video it was weird because this is when they had um when i first got um what do you call that the um oculus yeah right and then there was like a thing where you could press and see ram das oh wow right right so then you know i mean you go boop ramdas right and he's like a thousand he looks like a thousand years old he is and he's in hawaii and he's going you know i mean yeah it's just a process yeah you know what he's talking you know you know it's it's a witness to realism you know whatever he's talking about right and you could zoom around his body see all his liver spots and stuff but then like yeah but then i was like um it was definitely in hawaii right and i'm like oh this is where you pass you want to die in hawaii i think so in a beautiful day in hawaii with the palm trees beautiful day and just sitting there you know i mean maybe in an oculus and not see me die on an oculus or something you know i mean but like 3d i want people to see me die in 3d sign up for bad friends patreon we will be yeah we'll be doing a viewing

51:31Bobby Lee:party of Bobby's death uh and you can live would you do a vlog as I die yeah why until you can't talk oh my god as I lay dying yeah yeah that's so dark yeah but I would pod until I can't talk

51:45Khalyla Kuhn:you'd be doing a death pod yeah I'd do a death pod there is a guy that is the guy that got

51:50Bobby Lee:diagnosed like stage four something cancer and he's doing like a pod until he dies yeah there's like a guy that was an artist that was doing this would you do it no because it would be let me tell you something yeah if i do i would do it with you if but if i have terminal cancer i'm telling you guys now in this room none of you will ever know oh you would know either if i had it yeah i wouldn't tell anybody yeah i would do what what's his name did huh norm norm but i was thinking about what's that that beautiful actor uh oh chadwick boseman didn't tell a soul yeah why did why i because you don't want to you don't want people to treat you differently as you die it almost the pd you just don't want someone to treat you different because you're gonna die when you're dying people are going to talk to you like a baby because they know you're okay what what how was today yeah you don't want that shit just treat me like you treat me and then i'll die yeah please tell me

52:36Khalyla Kuhn:though i would no please you have to tell me do you want me to tell you now i don't like what stage like if it's stage two would you tell me how funny i'm literally like

52:48Bobby Lee:withering away and bob's like are you okay yeah i'm on the pod i'm just like i'm totally fine I'm dying live on the pod No I wouldn't tell anybody Even me I think just me and the old lady would know And I wouldn't tell anybody else And then one day I show up and you're not here

53:05Khalyla Kuhn:It's kind of beautiful isn't it No it's not It's like Google hunting Then I gotta call Theo You wanna start one Yeah dude I would What would I do It's over It would be over Well, I won't die. Don't die with that.

53:24Bobby Lee:All right. All right, dude. Knock on wood.

53:26Khalyla Kuhn:All right, knock on wood me either, dude, for at least another five. Five? Yeah, yeah.

53:30Bobby Lee:Give me more than five. Yeah, no, we need five more years. The couple next to me said that today. They said I was eating at the Chinese joint before I left, and the guy was like, just kind of started drummed up conversation. Nice guy. Had the casino. I see you guys out here in Vegas doing something special. He's like, it's our anniversary. It's awesome. I was like, yeah, my in-laws are about to do their 50th. And she goes, oh, God, we'll never make it there. And the husband was like, what do you mean? What, you're going to leave me? And she's like, no, I'll be dead. In 20 years, I'll be dead. It was their 30th.

54:02Bobby Lee:And I was like, no, you won't be dead. And she's like, I hope so. I was like, God damn, lady. It made me sad. I was like, no, don't say that.

54:10Khalyla Kuhn:What's coming for all of us?

54:12Bobby Lee:I know, but I don't want to think about it.

54:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

54:14Bobby Lee:I think about it sometimes.

54:15Khalyla Kuhn:That's why I quit smoking. Yeah. To give myself a shot.

54:18Bobby Lee:Get death away from the door.

54:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

54:20Bobby Lee:Get him to go away. And now we're going to start exercising.

54:24Khalyla Kuhn:I have been.

54:26Bobby Lee:Go on.

54:28Khalyla Kuhn:Well, I mean. I have. Yeah, go on. I believe you. I mean, I've been trying to do set up.

54:38Bobby Lee:Can I tell you something? Yeah. And this is not an insult. Yeah. But your stomach kind of looks like after someone gets surgery and they have all that extra skin left over. Yeah, I know. Because you've lost so much weight. I know. You've got to just get that ripped off.

54:49Khalyla Kuhn:No, I don't think I have I don't have that kind of extra skin You do I can sit up You think so?

54:55Bobby Lee:Let's do a tummy tuck for you Yeah, yeah, yeah

54:57Khalyla Kuhn:I think I have extra skin here Let me see it again What?

55:01Bobby Lee:He's gonna gain the weight back though Okay, but don't Stop sucking it Just relax I am Relax your body Relax your back I am Relax I am Yeah This It's crazy how skinny you are But this Yeah

55:15Khalyla Kuhn:But I've been doing a lot of sit-ups Have you? Yeah, I do like a thousand I do a thousand a day. Really? You do a thousand a day? I try to do a thousand a day. You try to. How many do you actually do? Six. No, I'm not kidding you. I do it like when I wake up, I do it like 150. And then during the day, I'll just keep doing it.

55:38Khalyla Kuhn:He just goes to the kitchen for a half.

55:40Bobby Lee:No.

55:40Khalyla Kuhn:Sit back.

55:41Bobby Lee:Yes, I do. Show me a sit up right now. A hundred and fifty.

55:46Khalyla Kuhn:No, not in a row. Not in a row. What do you mean? You said I do like 150. Yeah, so I'll do like 25. Yeah. Stop, right? Look out the window, right? Watch Neighbors on HBO, right? And then I'll go, you got to do another 25. So I'll do another 25, right? Stop. But I'll make sure I get to 150 in the morning.

56:08Bobby Lee:In the fucking morning?

56:09Khalyla Kuhn:When I wake up. You do 150? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I just started a week after I quit smoking.

56:13Bobby Lee:Can I see how you do your form? No. Please. A week after you quit smoking. Please let me see your form.

56:19Khalyla Kuhn:No. I just want to see how you do it. No. I can't do it. Because you're going to tease me and it's going to be mockery. And I don't want to do that because it's going to dis... What it's going to do is going to make me go, oh, don't do them anymore because it's mockery. Of course I'm going to tease you. That's why I'm not doing it right now, dude. Yeah, but I'm doing it. I'm going to do it for a year and see what happens. I'm so proud of you. You'll be ripped if you really do it. Yeah, if you really do it. I really am doing it. Like this. I'm obsessed with it. Yeah.

56:46Bobby Lee:Do you brace your legs with something to like... Because you need weight on your feet.

56:49Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, so I hook my legs on my cabinet. You do? Yeah, yeah. Like this. I get cramps on my feet. Well, you drink water. Yeah, and I try to hold this too so the pain is there. Wow. Yeah, and right now it does hurt all of it. That's good. Yeah, yeah. Good pain. All this pain down here, right? Do you put a mat down or are you doing it on your feet? I just do hard ground. You know what I call it? I'm doing old boy. Doing old boy. When you're stuck in that room for 15 years, right? So I'm only going to do push-ups. I'm only going to do push-ups and sit-ups. and just see what that does.

57:20Bobby Lee:Like jail.

57:21Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, like prison.

57:22Bobby Lee:Well, street workouts. You've seen those guys that only work out, like they just do pull-ups on streetlights. Have you seen how jacked these guys are? They go to a jungle gym. These guys are street works out, those two black guys. I've seen these guys. They don't do anything but push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, squats. Like this is all from practical shit outside. Practical shit outside. No weights.

57:46Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Also, it's like I went to that fucking place. What's that gym next to my house? Equinox? No. Planet Fitness. So I walked in there and I go, I want to join. No, you didn't. I swear to God on my mother's life. Wow. And I went in there and I go, I want to join. They go, we need to link, get your bank account. We don't do credit card membership. And I'm like, what? I don't know how to do that. And I just left. I go, fuck you. I'm leaving, right? I really was going to join Planet Fitness. You went Planet Fitness would be so funny. It was right by my house. It's right by my house.

58:25Bobby Lee:You're never going to get anything done. People are going to bother you all day.

58:27Khalyla Kuhn:No, no. Dude, I put a mask on and everything. You do? Oh, yeah, yeah.

58:32Bobby Lee:And they can't tell it's you? First of all, you have to cover your eyes if you're going to cover anything, not your fucking mouth. A Batman mask. I'd like to work out.

58:41Khalyla Kuhn:I came here to work out. Bean better not be in the cold plunge. Yeah. So I went there and they said, welcome to the steam room. So I, so I, so I, yeah. So then in my mind, I'm like, you know, and I don't want to go to Equinox. That's where all the supermodels and all the hot people go.

59:00Bobby Lee:The hottest people. It's disgusting.

59:02Khalyla Kuhn:That's why I'm like, I'm just going to go old boy style. Yeah. And did you sit up some pushups? Now you can't tell yet, but maybe if I do it for like a year, you're going to get jacked. Maybe.

59:12Bobby Lee:But do you remember what you said to me in the car in Australia? What? You'll see. You'll see.

59:16Khalyla Kuhn:You're going to say no

59:17Bobby Lee:It's already been two years

59:18Khalyla Kuhn:I know I know But listen I didn't do anything Until this week and a half And I've been starting Every day doing it Because I need Because I need a new obsession You're bored too Because I'm smoking I used to smoke right So it's like instead of that I have so much anxiety So it's like I have to do it Because if I don't Then I get entrenched in Iran

59:41Bobby Lee:In Iran

59:42Khalyla Kuhn:Iran Iran Oh Yeah I didn't know what Iran I thought it was an app. Put me onto Iran. No, no, no. Like the war. Like I get obsessed with the war and stuff and what's going on and stuff like that. You know what I mean? And then I get lost in it. It causes me more anxiety. So it's like now I'm, you know what I mean, old boy-ing it. You're old boy. Yeah. Or I call it the Travis Pickle. You know what I mean? That more lines up. Yeah. Because you're not coming either. This dirt and the trash in the streets. You know what I mean? It's insult talk. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, I talk to myself. You know what I mean?

1:00:16Khalyla Kuhn:The garbage, the human garbage What? The shit and the cunts and the dogs You know who's up there in that room? That's my wife You know who's up in that room? Not my apartment That's not my apartment He's a shooter What? You're a shooter Yeah It's a little dangerous I just got a rifle I'm traveling spickling it Please don't Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have notes from the underground thoughts. What does that mean? It's a Dostoevsky book, and it's about a guy that's living in a basement and judging society through that little opening. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? And I do that.

1:01:04Bobby Lee:So scary. Yeah, yeah. That's such a scary thing to think about.

1:01:07Khalyla Kuhn:No, I do it.

1:01:08Bobby Lee:Judging from a windowsill in a basement. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just piss jars everywhere. Yeah, yeah. Fap all over the place.

1:01:16Khalyla Kuhn:I'm J.D. Salinger, dude.

1:01:19Bobby Lee:One would think.

1:01:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:01:21Bobby Lee:You were very Salingerian.

1:01:22Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. Salingerian, dude.

1:01:24Bobby Lee:If I was an author, which author would I be?

1:01:31Khalyla Kuhn:Never drinks water.

1:01:32Bobby Lee:He got calf cramps doing sit-ups. He's got to fix all that. Can I have another water, please?

1:01:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Dude, you're parched, huh? Yeah. I'm just so tired and drained from it. I mean, this week was crazy.

1:01:49Bobby Lee:Bad crazy?

1:01:51Khalyla Kuhn:We did SAC, and then I flew straight to Philly. You know what I mean? Three days there, one day in L.A., then went to San Jose. Today I flew back. You know what I mean? I didn't sleep at all. It's like you're on the pit. Slept all day. What the fuck is going on? Like a fucking camel?

1:02:13Bobby Lee:No, I love you. You need it, huh?

1:02:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, so I'm old boying it.

1:02:17Bobby Lee:You got to old boy it. Yeah.

1:02:19Khalyla Kuhn:I think you're, I believe in you. I believe you. I mean, I'm never going to destroy you. I'll never get physically strong enough. You're just a bigger weight class.

1:02:27Bobby Lee:Yeah. How's dating going?

1:02:29Khalyla Kuhn:I am seeing somebody, and what I've been doing is just looking at them and go, are we done? And she goes, are you sure? I go, yeah, I mean, you did it, right? She goes, yeah, I got there. And then I'll go I think I'm done So you're just bailing What do you mean?

1:02:48Bobby Lee:You're just bailing out You're not gonna try To finish the job

1:02:50Khalyla Kuhn:Well I'll come Like some excuse Like we did the job You know what I mean We got rid of the You know what I mean Most of their military Trump There you go We did the job Yeah yeah yeah Yeah so you know I need a You know it's called You know what I mean An exit strategy Yeah so I use an exit strategy You know what I mean When we're done What is it? It's just like at one time what happened was, you know what I mean? She was working so hard and I just grabbed her arms and I go.

1:03:23Bobby Lee:No, you shook it off.

1:03:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And I shook it off and she goes, are you sure? I go, yeah.

1:03:28Bobby Lee:Like a pitcher to a catcher. Shaking off the signs. I don't want that. But is it worth it? I don't know. Well, if you're happier.

1:03:38Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I'm happier. But here's what's the great thing about it, though, is that.

1:03:44Bobby Lee:am i boring everybody no it's interesting are you sure yeah i feel like being boring today

1:03:49Khalyla Kuhn:we're listening is that what it is yeah people are quiet when you're talking because they're listening okay but what it is is um what helped it i'm kidding are you being real it was a bit it was a bit because you just asked but go ahead the cookies are good come on i'm serious okay it was a bit you just said something i just didn't have the motivation or you know i mean It's really weird Couldn't do it She was like hugging I was hugging her And I got kind of half hard You know how you get half? I know that You know that feeling, right? Yeah, yeah It's like midway point Oh, yeah No turning back Yeah, yeah It's like neutral like that India

1:04:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, too much Aurora, right? Too much war Too much war But using reference Too much Way too much Way too much Switzerland, yeah I'm very neutral You know what I mean? But it's like, another thing that I realized is that a new game came out that I've been anticipating for six months and I haven't played one single bit of it.

1:04:48Bobby Lee:What is the game?

1:04:49Khalyla Kuhn:It's called Crimson Desert.

1:04:51Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah.

1:04:52Khalyla Kuhn:I think it's Alexa Pro because it's like, it's downloaded, you know what I mean? I turned it on and I saw the character walk toward, I got him to walk toward like a cabin. You got midpoint. Yeah, I got midpoint. Yeah. I couldn't even reach the cabin. You got neutral. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got sweet. And my character stopped. And I was like, I just turned it off. What? Yeah. And then I just did 25 sit-ups.

1:05:16Bobby Lee:That's good.

1:05:18Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Do some more drive for life. No, it's like, I don't know. It's weird. It's like, because I play, I use video games to like, not think about my life and not think about my anxiety and stuff. But I don't have as much, right? So it's like, I have no interest in escapism. You know what I mean? In that way. Yeah. Yeah, but the only downside is, you know what I mean, the climaxing and the orgasm.

1:05:45Bobby Lee:No coming is a big, that's a bummer.

1:05:47Khalyla Kuhn:It's a big one, yeah.

1:05:48Bobby Lee:You need to talk to your therapist. This isn't therapy, dude.

1:05:50Khalyla Kuhn:Is there a spider on your shirt?

1:05:53Bobby Lee:It's a hole on the shoe sleeve.

1:05:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wouldn't scare me.

1:05:58Bobby Lee:A spider?

1:06:01Khalyla Kuhn:I just look like one. I know, but it's like, I felt like you were trying to scare me. No. Yeah, yeah. I think that a scorpion maybe. Maybe. Is that a scorpion on your shirt? I'd be like, whoa, oh. You know what I mean? But the spider was like, I don't know. Unless it was like, you know, what's it called? The brown one? Brown recluse. The brown recluse. If it was a brown recluse, I'd be scared a little bit. They're in California. Yeah, yeah, a black widow, probably. But a standard spider, I don't think I'm scared of.

1:06:27Bobby Lee:You think that's disrespectful to them that they're called standard spiders? You know, like when they're crawling up on their wall and they're trying to be tough and you go, oh, look, a little standard spider.

1:06:36Khalyla Kuhn:What about brown recluse? That's so offensive

1:06:38Bobby Lee:A brown recluse? They're brown Yeah You know what I mean? How did they get into this country is my real question Yeah, exactly Let's see your papers By the way, brown recluse, black widow Notice the theme? Oh, right There's no white one

1:06:55Khalyla Kuhn:In fact, there's no white spiders Yeah, there is It's genocide Right there Oh, there's one

1:07:01Bobby Lee:Yeah, there's white spiders

1:07:02Khalyla Kuhn:Would you be scared with that one?

1:07:03Bobby Lee:Yeah No, it looks nice and safe Yeah

1:07:06Khalyla Kuhn:it's like hello neighbor white spiders okie dokie white spiders asked to come in your house yeah hey may i come in yeah come on in give some spare spare butter white spiders in arizona

1:07:19Bobby Lee:that's really those are those are cute cool looking yeah but there's some black in it obama style can i have another water please unbelievable i love this hydration do you know why all the ivy girls are hot i know it i figured it out why are they all hot you figure it out because i got them a bunch of times when i'm on the road and it and this helped me figure it out

1:07:41Khalyla Kuhn:because they're bullshit because they oh here we go they don't work and they send a hot girl to

1:07:48Bobby Lee:distract you from the fact that it doesn't fucking actually do shit you piss it out five seconds later it didn't do anything it's placebo and here's how i know that's true half of these women that are administering these things, I don't even believe they're nurses. These are just fucking chicks who, it's like an agency hired them. I don't think that any of it's real. That's okay if they're hot though. I don't want someone stabbing me in the fucking arm with a needle in a bag.

1:08:11Khalyla Kuhn:So you'll never get an IV again.

1:08:12Bobby Lee:I think they're bullshit.

1:08:13Khalyla Kuhn:I get them every week.

1:08:15Bobby Lee:And is it working?

1:08:16Khalyla Kuhn:It is working.

1:08:17Bobby Lee:On what?

1:08:17Khalyla Kuhn:My sit-ups. Touché. Touché. All right. My sit-ups and my mind. They're overpriced and they're fake.

1:08:26Bobby Lee:I know that they're fake there's vitamins in those bags but you're pissing them out

1:08:29Khalyla Kuhn:then why is your pee right a different color

1:08:32Bobby Lee:you answered my you're literally validating what I'm saying you piss it right out yeah but it's the vitamins and all the good stuff that's going through your body almost nothing gets absorbed you can talk to any doctor they'll tell you your body it goes through your veins guy it doesn't absorb you piss it right out by veins absorb let me see your veins

1:08:50Khalyla Kuhn:those did absorb yeah yeah they're absorbing your veins you gotta get your veins checked out

1:08:54Bobby Lee:every doctor I know says it's a fucking scam yeah it's bullshit and they're overpriced and they go you'll retain such a small percentage of those vitamins you might as well just take a handful of fucking vitamins at home easier than getting a drip for 40 minutes because you want a hot chick in your living room

1:09:08Khalyla Kuhn:all right so what that's what it is it's cool i'm see no it's a scam it's not a scam it's a fucking scam no because then they add extra do you want extra oh that doesn't sound like a scam at

1:09:20Bobby Lee:all yeah do you want extra something it's like extra hot sauce at fucking taco bell yeah put it in the fucking bag which one diablo fire fire fire diablo here's why i don't like okay no here's why i don't like diablo yeah changes the flavor profile of of taco bell fire is just hot enough and i buy it at the store it's on sale right now at bonds yeah it's in my fridge yeah i have four bottles i oh i got six bottles of aardvark i have nine bottles of shoe leather aardvark

1:09:50Khalyla Kuhn:you know aardvark yeah yeah great hot sauce nine bottles of it yeah i ordered it on shop

1:09:56Bobby Lee:on my phone on shop it's called shop on my phone is it like amazon shop i don't know what it is

1:10:02Khalyla Kuhn:but yeah the reason why i don't use amazon anymore because all my deliveries go to this girl i used to hit on in phoenix because she was sick one time you and you forget to do that yeah I forgot to do the address So she texted me last week She said I got 12 bottles of Aardvark And I go oh fuck And I finally figured out how to change the address You know what I mean

1:10:22Bobby Lee:Enjoy the Aardvark though I mean what a gift

1:10:24Khalyla Kuhn:Aardvark's great

1:10:25Bobby Lee:She goes I got 12 bottles You're like thinking of you

1:10:27Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah And then here's what I also have been doing lately And I don't know if you know this This is a good thing But you ever go to the farmer's market? Every day? No

1:10:42Bobby Lee:you know to fucking walk around the fucking farmer's market and see like a like four by the way it's three of the bins are the same thing it's like oh is this lettuce again from this guy a different guy it's a honey guy four lettuce stands two egg ladies oh my god what are you talking

1:10:59Khalyla Kuhn:about and how many candles there's a sticker shop oh all right there's a nut shop oh all right i'm You're not going there for lettuce, guy. It's a scam. It's not a scam. Farmers markets are the IV of groceries. No, it's not. They're bullshit. Let me tell you something about fucking the farmers market. Which farmers market are you talking about? I'm Third Street. Third Street? Yeah, the... The farmers market. That farmers market. Oh, the Grove and farmers. Why did you call it that?

1:11:24Bobby Lee:Brother, we're talking about farmers markets. No, I'm talking about the Third Street farmers market. Oh, all of us thought the other thing. Oh, you did? Yes. I got you. You got me? On Third Street. What about you, McCown? I thought you meant a real farmer's market

1:11:36Khalyla Kuhn:Oh so the farmer's market on Thursday is not a real farmer's market It's like a mall What is it called? The mall!

1:11:43Bobby Lee:It's the Grove

1:11:44Khalyla Kuhn:It's called the Grove Yes that's the name of it No one calls it that Oh so in big letters It says the farmer's market But no one calls it that? First of all nobody goes there Yeah yeah Hey Pepsi no one calls that it's brown juice and what are you talking about it is brown juice

1:12:09Khalyla Kuhn:look at it it's on a fucking temple

1:12:12Bobby Lee:what do you call that a farmer's market a farmer's market that we're referring to is a thing that's come and go this is a permanent alright so next time we'll say permanent farmer's market you know the farmer's market at the Grove that's what everybody said am I right everyone goes oh the farmer's market that's a fucking farmer's market there's nine people making candles six people selling lettuce and one bitch selling eggs it's the fucking worst they're dog shit look at that oranges don't need them don't need them but listen the farmer's market at the grove is phenomenal it's a sticker shop no it's phenomenal but it's a fucking mall it's a mall with permanent restaurants

1:12:59Khalyla Kuhn:So there's a hot sauce Story there

1:13:02Bobby Lee:A hot sauce bar yeah

1:13:04Khalyla Kuhn:Is that a bar?

1:13:07Bobby Lee:That's just a name a hot sauce bar

1:13:08Khalyla Kuhn:Okay I'm sorry I'm being combative So there's a hot sauce place there And then there's I always buy I don't know why And I have a fucking cabinet filled I go where's the hottest one

1:13:22Bobby Lee:You want a treat just to have it

1:13:23Khalyla Kuhn:I have the source

1:13:25Bobby Lee:But you're not going to put it on anything I have the one that's shaped like a devil

1:13:30Khalyla Kuhn:I have devil's blood You know what I mean I have The hottest ones That you could buy The most expensive ones Give me a devil's blood That one in the top Satan's blood I have a couple of bottles of those

1:13:48Bobby Lee:Hey what's up it's Mikey Today we're doing Satan's blood

1:13:53Khalyla Kuhn:So stupid But I just you know But you collect them? I just collect them. I don't use them. I have the source too. The source is... Look at the source's bottle. Have we talked about the source? No. The source hot sauce. Yeah. The source hot sauce. Look at the way it comes out. Like a mind temple. It's like a book? Ancient. It's ancient. No, it comes in that. And then, yeah, it's like that. It is so hot.

1:14:18Bobby Lee:It's 7.1 million Scoville units. Rory Scoville rated this?

1:14:27Bobby Lee:7.1 million Scovilles. What is the average Scoville units of like a bottle of Cholula? Give me that.

1:14:33Khalyla Kuhn:Here's the kid again.

1:14:34Bobby Lee:Yeah. Hey guys, I'm trying the source again. It's Mikey. Give me the Scoville units of a bottle of Cholula. And let's guess because it's 7.1 million for the source. I'm guessing regular Cholula hot sauce is like.

1:14:47Khalyla Kuhn:500.

1:14:48Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah. I was just going to say a thousand Scoville. A thousand and two thousand. I was right on the money, baby. Of what? Scoville units. The heat units. That's how they measure heat. And that's of what hot sauce? Okay, so just for like Cholula, regular tabletop Cholula. It's a thousand. A thousand to two thousand. The one you have is 7.1 million. Yeah. That's absurdist. I know. You couldn't. You got to try it. No, it's going to fry your tongue.

1:15:13Khalyla Kuhn:So one time me and Jordan Peele went to that hot sauce place and we got the source and we took a fucking toothpick. On your tongue? And we dipped a toothpick and we stuck it on our tongue and it was the most painful thing. It was like alien blood from the movie Alien. You could heal the sizzle. You know what I mean? It is so hot.

1:15:32Bobby Lee:This guy's a card that says he survived the hot sauce.

1:15:35Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. It's a hot sauce.

1:15:37Bobby Lee:Oh, he just tried it once? Yeah, you get a card.

1:15:40Khalyla Kuhn:You get a card. I don't have the card.

1:15:41Bobby Lee:We got to get you a card.

1:15:43Khalyla Kuhn:You got a card too then.

1:15:44Bobby Lee:I'll go get a card with you. I'll go do it. Would you try it? Yeah, it's just going to be fucking annoying.

1:15:47Khalyla Kuhn:It's so painful.

1:15:48Bobby Lee:It's going to ruin a part of your day. Yeah. We learned a lot. We learned that you're going to be getting a six-pack. At the very least, get a two-pack. Get a two-pack Shakur from doing setups. I think you can. I think you really can. If you're really doing 150 a day.

1:16:07Khalyla Kuhn:No, just in the morning. In the morning. He said more. What are you doing in the afternoon? I tried to do 1 ,000.

1:16:14Bobby Lee:Can you videotape it?

1:16:17Khalyla Kuhn:No.

1:16:18Bobby Lee:Because I want proof. Well I mean

1:16:19Khalyla Kuhn:Hopefully it'll show on my body I don't think it will You don't think it will? I don't You don't think sit-ups That many times I think you count one And then you lay there For ten minutes And you think Oh I did two hundred You think I'm just Some sort of Asian math?

1:16:35Bobby Lee:Yes You guys are tricky

1:16:36Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah yeah

1:16:37Bobby Lee:Well I can't wait to see it I want to see the results

1:16:39Khalyla Kuhn:Well maybe you won't

1:16:41Bobby Lee:Maybe I won't

1:16:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah maybe you won't You know what I mean? Because it's condescending And it's negative

1:16:48Bobby Lee:You're not doing a thousand fucking sit-ups.

1:16:50Khalyla Kuhn:It's disruptive. It's disruptive. It's not encouraging. You know what I mean? I'm discouraging? You're discouraging. No, I said I want you to prove that you're doing that. Draconian. Yeah, yeah. It's draconian. Is it? Yeah, yeah. Harsh.

1:17:09Bobby Lee:It's harsh draconian? Yeah, yeah.

1:17:14Khalyla Kuhn:another learn another word i learned through the tiktok i was just gonna say this is a war

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1:17:51Bobby Lee:Thank you for being a bad friend. It's a war thing. Woo-hoo. Yeah. Woo-hoo. Yeah. Woo-hoo Yeah Woo-hoo Yeah