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6:17Khalyla Kuhn:What?

6:18Bobby Lee:You borrowed his shirt?

6:19Khalyla Kuhn:What shirt? Bumblebee. Oh, because it's yellow? Really good one. It looks like a Bumblebee shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what he had though there? He has like a little museum down there in his bottom floor. And he had the, you ever see The Rock?

6:32Bobby Lee:The movie The Rock? Yeah.

6:33Khalyla Kuhn:One of my favorites. He directed it, right? Yeah. He has that cylinder with the little balls in it.

6:38Bobby Lee:No way. Yeah.

6:39Khalyla Kuhn:and I held it

6:40Bobby Lee:did you want to steal something?

6:42Khalyla Kuhn:yeah there was like all those like little knick knacks wow like a full blown Tina yeah that he has that in his house wow like it's the original and then he also has like teenage mutant ninja turtle costumes and all this stuff did you put one on? no no I would what ninja turtle

7:00Bobby Lee:would you be?

7:02Khalyla Kuhn:Michelangelo definitely

7:03Bobby Lee:I'm Raphael I know

7:05Khalyla Kuhn:you're definitely Raphael 100 % yeah you guys thought I was going to be the rat huh splinter splinter i'm not splinter that's splinter i want to be the orange one there's an

7:17Bobby Lee:orange that's that's leonardo no that's michelangelo i'm michelangelo cowbonga dude yeah dude a cowbonga dude and i'm rafael i'm tortured yeah what are you donatello for sure donatello

7:28Khalyla Kuhn:donatello has a sigh right he's purple yeah donatello that's a hundred percent there's a Raphael, right?

7:35Bobby Lee:I'm Raphael. Oh, you're Raphael. I have the size. That's her. That's Donatello.

7:39Khalyla Kuhn:That's Donatello. What else is there? And then he goes, after dinner, I mean, it was a great dinner too, but it was like awkward because there was a couple of guys there. I think they're arms dealers. I don't know. They're just strange guys and like turtlenecks and like, you know, I don't know if they're Persian. I don't know what they are. And they don't talk much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know who they were. And then afterwards he goes Let's watch a movie

8:05Bobby Lee:Don't tell me he put on one of his own movies

8:07Khalyla Kuhn:No no no That would have been so funny No we watched Running Man It's a great movie In his theater

8:12Bobby Lee:Yes you sent me a picture of his theater I sent a photo of his theater

8:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah yeah It's huge Huge

8:16Bobby Lee:How cool

8:17Khalyla Kuhn:He has a full blown movie theater down there Wow And then they wanted us to come over Saturday To watch a movie But you were not available

8:22Bobby Lee:You went back?

8:24Khalyla Kuhn:No But they want to watch a movie with Jules They invited you I have the invite But you were out of town You have my invite? Why don't I have my invite? Is Andrew in I thought you were in Chicago No I was here the whole time

8:41Bobby Lee:Really you could have gone? No I was in Chicago You would have never gone With you to Michael Bay's house? For sure Fodder for the pod I would have gone I mean Michael was very nice when I met him Was it strange at some point? When you wanted to leave I wanted to leave as soon as I got in the house

9:02Khalyla Kuhn:Because it's not I realize that I'm just not a social Person you're not I don't do these things I'm not good at it Well there was food So I eat the food And then you're fucked But then I wandered around And in this backyard there's deer What? Yeah but if you go to like Bill Maher's house You've been to Bill Maher's house? Yeah Wow And it's You know What these guys do Is they'll buy like Six houses And they'll just You connect them all And it's a compound Oh yeah It's like one of those It's like vast That's cool And one day you and I Will have a compound I don't think so Together maybe When I'm No not individually But like You know what I mean I'll get this house There's like three or four buildings You get the four house Whatever house you want You know what I mean And then in the buildings Maybe this one will live there Maybe the kids here Yeah, yeah.

9:58Khalyla Kuhn:No, thank you. We want a house. And then there's a golf cart. Oh, a golf cart. Do you go from house to house?

10:02Bobby Lee:House to house. I love this. This is like the secret life of Mormon wives. What do you think? I love that shit. Yeah. You do? It's so good. I heard about it for the first time last night. What? The secret lives of Mormon wives. This is what it's like. Don't they all live like right near each other? Yeah, they're all in Provo, Utah. Yeah. Well, tell me about the secret lives. I don't know what's their biggest secret. Because they're Mormon, their secrets aren't a big deal to us. Like they just kissed each other's husbands. So like one time I drank Coke. It's exactly. Yeah. Yeah. And everyone's like, yeah, I celebrate my birthday.

10:34Bobby Lee:Miranda. I did. You bitch. I know. They do coffee enemas. They do coffee enemas. What is that? It's they put coffee in your ass. Do people are addicted to that shit? Well, I mean, I love coffee. Yeah. I do imagine it would be good in my ass.

10:50Khalyla Kuhn:No, I, a strange addiction. There's a show that, and there's, I love that. There's a couple that do it every hour and it's getting out of

10:57Bobby Lee:hand you think so what it's getting out of hand yeah they shove coffee in their first couple months

11:05Khalyla Kuhn:you're like all right i'll let it slide but every hour for like six months it's out of hand so

11:10Bobby Lee:because they don't drink coffee they can put it in their ass is that the loophole that's like catholics with anal but what's the point because then you don't drink it and god's not mad at you but you put it in your butt and it's fine yeah you get high no you get like the same pickup you must

11:24Khalyla Kuhn:get a buzz yeah starbucks it's like a starbucks but hi star butts yeah yeah welcome to star butts

11:30Bobby Lee:bend over glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug oh you i've done wheatgrass animals

11:36Khalyla Kuhn:what you put wheatgrass in your ass dude you don't know the story wheatgrass ass when i was doing when i was detoxing off of um vicodin and all that on all my opiates and then i and then abby brought me to that wheatgrass farm i remember yeah for like a month yeah and then i woke up one day i was like going through detox and i woke up in the bathroom with a fucking green juice all over the bathtub bathroom the floor with a tube in my ass and i was shaking i was trying to do my own wheatgrass enema you're doing your own yeah but they but they have the you know i mean the apparatus and all the stuff and they teach you how to do it but so this is a normal thing to put wheatgrass up there or this was your solution maybe i improvised i think it's yours yeah i

12:21Bobby Lee:I think I found a garden hose. Right? It just sounds like a bit. Someone's like, you know what I did? I made Bobby Lee put wheatgrass in his ass. But look up wheatgrass enemas. Yeah, it's a thing. I've never heard of that in my entire life. Yeah. Wheatgrass enema. Yeah, it's a whole thing. It's got benefits. There's good benefits to it. I'll tell you what. What? Probably just as beneficial to drink it than to put it up your butt.

12:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but I think it helps with colon cancer, maybe. Oh. It helps loosen stool, obviously. Yeah, it lets stool green.

12:51Bobby Lee:It dies of green. It dies of green. That's all it does. It's like the river on St. Paddy's Day in Chicago. This is not a new issue. Thousands of years ago, people were taught how to purify the body with a live raw vegan diet and enemas. So people have been doing this for a long time. The ancient essence sect of Judaism understood that fasting and colon cleansing helped clear negativity and toxins out of the physical body. So the mind could be quieted and the spirit renewed.

13:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, dude. We should do it on the show.

13:15Bobby Lee:I guess if the Jews have been doing it for thousands of years.

13:18Khalyla Kuhn:I gave Bert Kreischer one.

13:19Bobby Lee:You gave him an enema?

13:21Khalyla Kuhn:A coffee one, I believe. You gave me a Tic Tac one. Yeah, I did. I put a Tic Tac in his butthole.

13:26Bobby Lee:Some say that's still up there. Yeah. Yeah, we had to cut that. Yeah, we did have to cut you doing that. You putting a Tic Tac in his ass, we couldn't air that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's funny. It's funny, yeah. Was it an orange or a white one? I think it was white. Yeah, good, because the orange ones I chew too fast.

13:41Khalyla Kuhn:The orange ones you chew.

13:42Bobby Lee:It's candy.

13:43Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

13:44Bobby Lee:Nobody fucking sucks on an orange Tic Tac. You just eat the whole thing.

13:48Khalyla Kuhn:You chew the whole thing. You chew the whole thing. in your mouth.

13:51Bobby Lee:Dude, I got into a car back from the airport and the guy, you know how sometimes they have like mints and water and stuff? This guy had high chew. I love high chew.

13:58Khalyla Kuhn:I suck on high chews.

13:59Bobby Lee:I told him, I go, I'm going to eat this whole thing.

14:01Khalyla Kuhn:You chew on him or suck on him? Both. How long do you suck for?

14:05Bobby Lee:I'm a pretty good sucker, dude.

14:06Khalyla Kuhn:I suck hard. You suck way hard. Yeah, too hard almost.

14:09Bobby Lee:High chew's so good.

14:10Khalyla Kuhn:High chew's the best, dude.

14:12Bobby Lee:So I told him, I said, I'm going to eat all these high chews. He's like, that's alright. That's what they're there for. Eat the high chew. I love it. He was such a nice guy.

14:18Khalyla Kuhn:And you know what the Asian candies are doing now? What? They start putting like other things in it. Like a little, you know how you suck on an Asian candy and then there's like a little mochi or something in your mouth, like a random bit. Yeah. That they stick in there. I like it. It's a little delight.

14:35Bobby Lee:It's a little treat. It's a little surprise.

14:37Khalyla Kuhn:It's like thank you. Like little things like that.

14:39Bobby Lee:Mochi rice, mochi fruitcake daifuku dessert. Yeah. Strawberry.

14:44Khalyla Kuhn:Asian is really, and do you go to get Asian chips? Like it'll be Lay's, but they'll have different flavors.

14:50Bobby Lee:Oh, I like the foreign flavors.

14:52Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

14:53Bobby Lee:The Asian one I had, I think I had Dachshund was a Chinese chip.

14:58Khalyla Kuhn:Dachshund?

14:58Bobby Lee:Yeah, Dachshund or Weimaraner. I don't remember which one it was. Yeah.

15:03Khalyla Kuhn:I had dog. It was like dead on.

15:07Bobby Lee:That was my joke. Oh, that was it? It didn't land at all in this whole room. Oh, Dachshund's a dog? Dachshund is a dog.

15:13Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, fuck. I missed.

15:14Bobby Lee:She got it.

15:15Khalyla Kuhn:Did you get it? I smile. It went right over everybody's head. No, it went over my head. I didn't know what a dachshund was. Or I said it. Can we rewind that? It makes me look like a fool.

15:26Bobby Lee:What kind of chips did you have? Chinese chips? Yeah, what did you have? St. Bernard's.

15:34Khalyla Kuhn:I've had that before. Have you had St. Bernard's lately? Yeah, yeah. They're so good. They're so good. But you really like pug chips. The pugs are good, but you know what? Right now, because I'm on Wegovia and stuff, right? I get the Chihuahua. It's smaller. Chihuahua chips. It's a smaller chip. It's a tiny chip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want yourself some Chinese chips? Give me the exotic flavors of the Japanese chips.

15:56Bobby Lee:They do have really wild flavors. Yeah. You know what I kind of like is ketchup. You read ketchup in Canada? Yeah. Those are good. Those are good. I'm at Trader Joe's now. They do? Yeah.

16:05Khalyla Kuhn:Give me some unusual chips there, guy. Have you tried banana ketchup?

16:08Bobby Lee:What? Banana ketchup. Filipino ketchup. Banana ketchup? Yeah. No, dude. That's not a real one. It's the wrong fruit, dude. It's so good.

16:19Khalyla Kuhn:Banana and ketchup? Yeah. Is there tomato in it or is this made out of bananas? There's maybe a little tomato, but it's sweet. That's it? It's so good.

16:29Bobby Lee:Is that banana ketchup? Yeah. Is that the kind you have? Yeah. Tommy Sangang. Yeah. I want an order of French fries with banana ketchup. Yeah. I mean, so jungly to have banana ketchup. This is sponsored by Dana White, UFC.

16:46Khalyla Kuhn:UFC could come up with a different. It's a time!

16:53Khalyla Kuhn:Chocoladel!

16:56Bobby Lee:Loves UFC! Banana ketchup. Banana sauce.

17:00Khalyla Kuhn:UFC, that's insane. Thomas Chachang. What is that? What's the, it's an abbreviation, but what does it stand for?

17:07Bobby Lee:I don't know. United flavored ketchup.

17:10Khalyla Kuhn:Is that what it is?

17:11Bobby Lee:No, I'm just -

17:11Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, that's really good. No idea.

17:13Bobby Lee:UFC stands for Universal Food Corporation So boring

17:17Khalyla Kuhn:But I believe that the Japanese Look at our flavors and go Oh I can't believe they do You know what I mean Barbecue Salt and vinegar Or chive We never thought of chive Do you think or no?

17:32Bobby Lee:Yeah they must Honey butter That one's so good Yeah honey butter Well honey butter sounds good I like honey and butter

17:41Khalyla Kuhn:What's this one? Zoom it in Just chips.

17:43Bobby Lee:Oh. Just chips. A lot of words for just chips. Well, coikicle. What does that mean? Okay. Doritos. What flavor? Wasabi Doritos. I bet you that's so good. So good.

17:54Khalyla Kuhn:Wasabi Doritos.

17:55Bobby Lee:Mike Popcorn. That's a guy named Mike. They made popcorn out of him. And the other one looks like Wagyu beef.

18:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Yeah. And you know what you get them here is like fucking like vape shops. I've seen them. You're right. You go to a vape shop. It's like, why do they have these here?

18:10Bobby Lee:The smoke shop you go to, I go to. him because he goes Bobby was just in here man yeah by the way last night I went and got pizza yeah and the guy's like the guy who works our sweet guy he's like Prince yeah yeah yeah he's like are you famous I was like no man and the guy in the back he's like the guy in the back says you're famous man and he comes out he goes we should get your picture on the wall and I was like no no that's very nice thank you and he goes but it's got to be you and Bobby together and I was like okay he goes he was here like an hour ago you had just gone to print yeah you know what I got there the greatest pizza i've ever had i just got that this with the short rib inside of you

18:42Khalyla Kuhn:bro it's bro what guy guy let me say something guy it's so good not just the best piece i've ever had dude guy right it's they're ending it no it's only for a limited run yeah they're gonna end it guy right and i'm telling you right now guy dude best pizza i've ever had guy except for dominoes rocket money thank the lord that you've saved me rocket money because I'm saving so much money through rocket money because I have so many subscriptions too many and we got rid of them last year

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22:07Bobby Lee:I bet you one of them was like a gluten-free stuffing.

22:08Khalyla Kuhn:One stuffing.

22:09Bobby Lee:One?

22:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, one stuffing.

22:11Bobby Lee:Cranberry sauce.

22:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yes.

22:12Bobby Lee:Did he have green bean casserole?

22:14Khalyla Kuhn:No.

22:15Bobby Lee:Interesting move, because the crispy onions are probably one of my favorite things on top.

22:19Khalyla Kuhn:But can we go back to the stuffing? Yeah. It was... Homemade. Not just homemade, high-quality breading.

22:27Bobby Lee:Yeah, it's homemade probably. Yeah.

22:29Khalyla Kuhn:And I think they used different varieties of bread in the stuffing. Wow. Well, you used sourdough and then this brioche. You know what I mean? And these different... Because they were different texture, cube size, right? The best stuffing I've ever had, right? he also insisted insisted on carving he carved it's his house because his dad's a surgeon no you should let him my dad's a surgeon I could you know

22:54Bobby Lee:one of those guys you know what I mean well his dad should have done it oh he's dead you can carve from the after

23:02Khalyla Kuhn:yeah I mean surgeons are the one that should cut a turkey but it was a great turkey and then they had nine varieties of different pies and cakes it was incredible pumpkin

23:13Bobby Lee:apple yes to cherry telamook telamook telamook ice cream telamook what is this the cheese company telamook telamook yeah yeah telamook telamook telamook vanilla ice cream was that fancy or

23:30Khalyla Kuhn:just vanilla i don't just vanilla no yeah come on michael here's another thing that i was like which is um when one of the um servers or you know i mean you had servers yeah you didn't go go serve yourself.

23:44Bobby Lee:There was staff there.

23:45Khalyla Kuhn:There was staff there. And like, would you like, yeah. That's not what that is. And they were like, would you like, flot of sparkling water? And I go, I'll have a Diet Coke. We don't do soda here. See, this is a celebrity. And already I was like, I don't know, should I leave? What is with celebrities? I think I'm gonna leave.

24:06Bobby Lee:It's soda. Celebrities, dude, this is like a Hollywood thing. It's a Hollywood thing. Like we don't have soda in our home. Have you been to my house? What's in the fridge? It's a soda can. His whole house is a soda can.

24:16Khalyla Kuhn:How many Diet Cokes do we have? A lot. There's the upstairs fridge and the downstairs. Yeah, yeah.

24:21Bobby Lee:When you turn on your faucet, Diet Coke comes out. Exactly. Wouldn't that be sick to do that? That's like Brewster's millions. Another thing is also - What time did the sex party start?

24:31Khalyla Kuhn:There was only - Well, what happened was there was only his fiancee there. For the whole - And aside from his mother. So they were the only two ladies there. But then later, another group came. Women prospects for you? But they were, no, they were all hitched up with, like, guys, I don't know much about. They all had. Hello, I'm Amnul. Oh, Amnul. Yeah, yeah. I go, what do you do? Okay. Okay. And you're like, okay. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, there's, I don't know. There was no single ladies there? No.

25:05Bobby Lee:Nothing.

25:05Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and then, yeah. And then in the movie theater, there's, like, The back row is like a gigantic Kind of couchy kind of situation

25:13Bobby Lee:Rutt row

25:15Khalyla Kuhn:So is Michael and his fiance Just laying there with the pillows and stuff And I'm just sitting there in the chair By myself there was no popcorn I just sat there

25:24Bobby Lee:No popcorn?

25:24Khalyla Kuhn:No no popcorn Jeff Beecher was there I see them at the store all the time

25:31Bobby Lee:They're there all the time What if they're in like an open relationship? And that's why you got invited over They were looking at

25:40Khalyla Kuhn:I would say no

25:41Bobby Lee:Really?

25:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah because I know something about Michael That I just don't think I would feel comfortable He's got the biggest dick in Hollywood And you're not down for that? I heard Cameron too has a big one

25:58Bobby Lee:It is true I bet you director's penis The bigger the movie Yeah the bigger the movie Yeah yeah yeah That's why directors don't need to be on camera Yeah They must have nice pipes

26:06Khalyla Kuhn:I think Wes Anderson has a thin one

26:09Bobby Lee:his dick's like yeah um maybe maybe this maybe that yeah yeah wes anderson's penis goes like this i'm gonna come yeah i'm pretty sure i'm gonna come let's move that my sack over here because you know i mean visually visually you know i mean it's gotta be you know i mean what does that say michael bay has a big cock but i'd like to believe mine is bigger he's up if he's up for we can both reveal ourselves on the spartica steps at universal and put the question to rest Who said that? It's McG. Oh, McG's penis.

26:39Khalyla Kuhn:But I want to also say about Michael Bay's penis, what I heard, it's also perfect. There's no twist and turns. It's straight shooter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like - You're a lefty, right? Or a righty? Mine leans all the way to the left. My left. I'm a righty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why, but I'm trying to like center. Trying to get it back. Yeah, so I'm trying to go more to the right so it goes back. Yeah, you got to pull it. But it's been so far to the left that it kind of hurts. It's almost like it's looking away from you. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't want what you're trying to do. He's just like, you know what I mean?

27:13Khalyla Kuhn:Leave me alone. Yeah, no, you know what I mean? But I try, but then sometimes I just go back to the left. You know what I mean?

27:19Bobby Lee:But it's like, I don't know why I did that. I imagine your penis in therapy. Yeah. Like your penis is in therapy smoking a cigarette. Yeah. And the therapist is like, what is the problem? He's like, I don't know, after 54 years, I thought he would just leave me alone, but... He just can't seem to stop yanking on my neck.

27:37Khalyla Kuhn:You know what Pauly Shores looks like? No, no. It looks just like that. A gremlin? Yeah. It's scary. Anyway. What did you do for Thanksgiving? We just celebrated at the Kala's place. What'd you eat? The night before. Yeah, the night before. But not the night of. What'd you do the night of? Nothing.

28:00Bobby Lee:What do you mean? You guys don't do Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving

28:01Khalyla Kuhn:I FaceTimed you and why didn't you pick up Because I was at my friend's Doing what Nothing Oh you just sit on a couch and just stare at the wall What do you mean nothing What movie did you watch Show Stranger Things

28:18Bobby Lee:Oh yeah the new season came out And 11 is 46 now How old are those kids

28:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah they're old now

28:26Bobby Lee:I mean it doesn't even make sense She's 21 years old and they're still pretending to be like teenagers? Yeah. Or younger than teen? Yeah, they're all early. Aren't they supposed to be in middle school or in high school now? High school. High school. Yeah.

28:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Good show? Yeah. Yeah. How many have you seen?

28:43Bobby Lee:I watched the first season.

28:45Khalyla Kuhn:I think I did too.

28:46Bobby Lee:I think I got what I needed out of the first season.

28:47Khalyla Kuhn:The first season I saw. Should have been a movie. Yeah.

28:49Bobby Lee:It was a great movie. But outside of that, I'm like, what else are you going to do? Are you watching anything? Right now?

28:54Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

28:55Bobby Lee:Let's see. I watched. Pluribus? I didn't see Pluribus.

28:58Khalyla Kuhn:I'm caught up. It's so good. It's good? It's so weird. Do you like it? Yeah, it's great. Weird good. It's weird, yeah.

29:05Bobby Lee:We watched throwback movies over the holidays. My sister loves retro movies when we go home. So we'll sit for hours and hours. We ran through all of the Austin Powers series.

29:15Khalyla Kuhn:Of course.

29:16Bobby Lee:Probably one of genuinely some of the greatest front-to-back comedies. I mean, two is by far the best. I want to take over the world. It's so good. It's layered with jokes.

29:27Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

29:27Bobby Lee:Like layered, layered, layered with jokes. by the way did you see what Beyonce wore to F1 you know I was in Vegas did you see that did you see that no I was in Vegas for the I didn't stay for F1 but I went for the week of look what she wore Jesus Christ she's a runner she's a track star

29:44Khalyla Kuhn:wow

29:45Bobby Lee:and Jay Z just wore all black and she wore an unbelievable outfit I think it has a cape on it fly away with me she's so perfect she is fucking perfect huh

29:59Khalyla Kuhn:They probably smell so pure.

30:01Bobby Lee:She, I bet you she smells like, you ever been to - Do you know what I mean? Oh, yeah.

30:07Khalyla Kuhn:Like if you see a Rihanna and you just go, I smell their photos. And I imagine.

30:12Bobby Lee:They should do scratch and sniff trading cards. Yeah. So you know what they smell like. Yeah. You ever been to Iceland?

30:18Khalyla Kuhn:No.

30:19Bobby Lee:No? No. You ever been to a place that's remote that has like fresh water flowing? That's what she smells like. Fresh water flowing. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, Jay-Z, how does he smell? Unbelievable. See, I just think he's got his own scent now. Like he probably, you know, you get so, these people that get so famous and rich, they have like made up colognes that you're like, I don't even know if that smells good or just weird.

30:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, well, I'm like that.

30:42Bobby Lee:No, you smell good. You smell very good.

30:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but how much cologne? I mean, I try to buy the weirdest colognes I can get. And I try to mix and match. You have frogwort on tonight, don't you?

30:51Bobby Lee:Frogworts? No. No. No.

30:58Khalyla Kuhn:No the mood killer I'm sorry I didn't know you I thought you were being serious I thought there was an actual Cologne called Fogwarts There is Yeah You own it Yeah because there are Smells that I'm buying That are like that I know you told me Some of the peculiar things That you've got Yeah like Vietnamese coffee And stuff

31:15Bobby Lee:Oof that one I'll take

31:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah

31:17Bobby Lee:But I'll take the other coffee Turkish coffee Yeah Let's come up with it

31:21Khalyla Kuhn:If they don't have it

31:21Bobby Lee:When they do the thing What You and I could do A scent line Yes It'd be rad because we always smell pretty good.

31:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Let's do -

31:30Bobby Lee:Does she, do you wear perfume? Not really. Do you wear deodorant? Sometimes. When, when? Like what day do you choose to wear deodorant? When it's like really hot, but most of the time I just don't wear it. Yeah, it's probably better for you to not.

31:43Khalyla Kuhn:Everything has an essence. What's your essence? Think about this, okay? Even if like, I don't want to be controversial, but even like an IED, a bomb, right? If you smelt an IED bomb, right, There's probably, you know what I mean, flavor. It's got an essence. No, just listen. Just listen.

32:02Bobby Lee:Don't go right back on the essence, right? No, dude. Bombs have an essence. It's crazy. I know what I'm saying. Not when they're off. That's the commercial. Smell like you've just been bamboozled.

32:19Khalyla Kuhn:Not when they're off. Not when they go off. I mean, before when you're making it. Yeah, the smell of like - Let's just come up with a different one. Oh, no, that one's good.

32:30Bobby Lee:Smell like a suicide bomber.

32:35Bobby Lee:That commercial would be awesome. That's not what I meant. Such a good commercial. Yeah, yeah. You want to smell like death?

32:46Bobby Lee:Death by Calvin Klein. Okay, yeah. That probably has an essence.

32:51Khalyla Kuhn:It's got an essence. Notes. There are notes in it. There are flavor notes in it, right? Right. Right, that you can't smell anywhere else. So, you know the t-shirts I get? Yeah, from Madewell? Madeworn? Yeah, yeah. So I went to their factory once, right? Downtown? No, it wasn't downtown. They used to have a place on Fairfax, right? Oh, yeah. And I used to go in there, and the guy that, you know, I mean, created the president of the brand, he goes, you know, I created a cologne, but it's like, no one likes it but i like it and i go what is it it's called smoke and i wanted to see like you know and like a car engine smoke a combination of these kind of fuel like smells and he gave me a bottle and i i used it all and it smelled like you know i mean i had just came out of a coal mine but but people would go you know i mean interesting you know i mean oak some yeah sometimes you know I mean, interesting, it doesn't have to smell like good.

33:52Khalyla Kuhn:It just has to smell interesting. Interesting can be better than good. Yeah, so what I'm saying is that - But you don't want to smell bad.

33:58Bobby Lee:Yeah, but it doesn't smell bad. No. It just smells unique. It smells unique. Like, what's your favorite smell on a guy? Nothing. You don't like - You like people who have their own body scent. Yeah, but I sucked someone's dick last week, and it smelled like guava. We'll be right back. Holy shit, like guava? It was so good. It tasted like guava. Tasted and smelled like guava I was shocked What do you put guava lotion on I don't know but it was so good She obviously blew a koala What I did it

34:33Khalyla Kuhn:With some sort of you know what I mean A tree animal You know what I mean that ate a guava And he peed guava Yeah yeah and some sort of like

34:43Bobby Lee:Guava tastes like a mix of strawberry and pear With tangy sweet floral flavor and juicy Sometimes grainy texture I don't know what I mean He probably put guava lotion on his wiener. I don't know, but it was good. Yeah, okay. The best tasting you've ever had? Yeah.

34:56Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. Well, may I throw in my bit? Yeah, they have flavored lube.

35:02Bobby Lee:I was just Googling for my own. Yeah.

35:05Khalyla Kuhn:There's a girl I'm seeing that has, you know what I mean? You know what her stuff tastes like?

35:09Bobby Lee:Yeah.

35:10Khalyla Kuhn:It tastes like life.

35:12Bobby Lee:Life cereal? I love that. No, no, no. 2 % or 1 % milk? No, no. What? 2 %? Cinnamon life.

35:18Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, cinnamon. It's so good. It tastes like there's no like, you know what I mean? It's pure water-like. Not for me. What do you need?

35:29Bobby Lee:I like a little stinger. I want it to be like, ooh. Right. Like whiskey. I want it to shock you a little bit. Have a burning. Not burn, but just like a little like, ooh, ooh. It's the afternoon.

35:43Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

35:43Bobby Lee:I want to taste the day. Let me taste the day. Interesting. Yeah, taste the day. Yeah, yeah. I like life. You like life? Yeah, yeah. Well, it's just like pure. It's like how Beyonce smells.

35:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Pure. And there's no... And she's a white person. Of course.

36:02Bobby Lee:That's why you said pure.

36:03Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. No, that's not what I said, because usually when you date... Damn, dude. No, that's not why I said that. That's not what I said. What color do you have in mind when you say pure? What? Which color do you have in mind? When I say pure? It could be Beyonce, is what I'm saying. but wasn't no it wasn't no it wasn't what i'm saying let me can i have my points out man please please please okay please what i'm saying is is that you know i've been some with some white women oh yeah and there's there's been like a funk sometimes we got the funk

36:39Bobby Lee:hey we got the fun studio 54. it sounds like studio 54. yeah yeah

36:46Khalyla Kuhn:We got the funk We got the funk We got the funk We got the funk I don't like that. George Clinton? It smells like George Clinton It smells like Parliament And the Funkadelic Yeah, I don't like it

37:04Bobby Lee:I love it. A little bit of funk A little bit of stank. What, you only like American cheese? You only like cheddar? You don't like any funk cheese?

37:10Khalyla Kuhn:No, I don't like the sweat between Miles Davis' lips

37:18Khalyla Kuhn:yeah that i don't want that yeah i don't want the sweat between the lips you know what i mean

37:25Bobby Lee:so is this guy that you're hanging out with now are you going to get a christmas gift i don't know maybe she really likes it's serious huh yeah yeah so you're going to get him a gift well first of all i thought you were gay everyone thinks i'm gay yeah yeah and i guess we're you're not yeah i think i thought because i went to joshua tree and she thought oh you're gonna have a lesbian gangbang with all your friends yeah yeah i'm like no yeah i didn't okay how many people went like four girls okay jules that does sound like a joshua tree yeah they're like we're all

38:00Khalyla Kuhn:piling the subaru also they also didn't do hallucinogenics what'd you guys go out there to do They watch Stranger Things I don't know It was my birthday weekend We just went hiking Sounds like a gangbang No Drinking? Drinking

38:14Bobby Lee:Drugs? No drugs Weed, nothing No You don't do drugs ever I don't really do well Do your friends do drugs? No That's good

38:24Khalyla Kuhn:They're all like her They're just chill They chill Here's the thing Jules Since we raised you I view you like you're in high school You know what I mean So let's Stop that I know The talk What do you mean the talk? I don't It's You're too young He gets mad when I go out with friends When you When When fucking McCong goes You know what I was at an after party At four in the morning You know who I saw there? I go who? Jules She's an adult That's right She can do whatever she wants Exactly

38:55Bobby Lee:How old are you now? 24 Yeah what the fuck I mean

38:58Khalyla Kuhn:I know exactly And Jito Bobby gets mad at me I went to rehab My first rehab I was 14 Yeah You're right She's 24 years old

39:05Bobby Lee:She's a grown up She can do whatever Will you worry You don't fucking worry I do Do you have her location No You don't worry enough Yeah yeah You should have her location If you really cared Turn on your location No Do it Why Kick her out of the house If she doesn't turn on a location Yeah turn on your location Cause you gotta He wants to know where you are At all times He's worried Does Kalilah have your location

39:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah Yeah

39:27Bobby Lee:So then I'm fine I don't have to Okay But you'll ask her If you need to know Yeah Phoenix was awesome I want to move there Yeah Great restaurants I do I want to move to Scottsdale I do too Are you being serious? Yeah I would move there Let's move the show To Scottsdale? I would love it I would love it I can golf every day Really? Every day Yeah yeah

39:47Khalyla Kuhn:I'd be closer to my mom True Yeah

39:49Bobby Lee:We'd be closer to everything Yeah

39:52Khalyla Kuhn:You want to go?

39:53Bobby Lee:It would make me so happy I want to make you happy I want to make you happy No yes What is this?

40:04Khalyla Kuhn:don't have in a moment it's mistletoe dude

40:10Bobby Lee:he rigged it

40:13Khalyla Kuhn:you rigged it it's bad luck if you don't do it you have to mistletoe it's mistletoe can I grab your head

40:28Khalyla Kuhn:no no no I'm not going to be honest Oh my God!

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41:40Bobby Lee:i didn't like that one bit what's this kill bill thing the whole bloody affair it was a family movie because we all love kill bill and i want to see one and two and he edited it together i think there's some more footage extra back footage i think that it's going to move seamlessly between two movies though. That's the whole goal. Wow. Yeah, I'm excited.

41:59Khalyla Kuhn:I'm excited. I've never seen anything like that.

42:02Bobby Lee:It's funny because when I saw them both, I've seen them both in the order that obviously they were released, but I saw them so far apart, I want to see what it feels like when I'm back to back.

42:11Khalyla Kuhn:Which one do you like? Which one do you prefer? Two. You do?

42:15Bobby Lee:I think Two is a better movie.

42:17Khalyla Kuhn:Wow.

42:17Bobby Lee:I mean, I think One is great. I just think Two is just a, I don't know why. I think maybe nerd wise, I think cinematically two is more rad.

42:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Some of the fight scenes in one is so good though. They are good. Like the bar, the go-go bar, is it right? That's great. That's an incredible.

42:34Bobby Lee:I just think two is, I don't know why I like it so much.

42:36Khalyla Kuhn:The fight scene between Uma and, I didn't move with her, what's her name?

42:42Bobby Lee:Vivica Fox. Yeah, Vivica Fox. So annoying when you think of her name. She's so famous.

42:47Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And that house scene with Vivica Fox, that fight, that's in the first one, right? Yeah. Incredible.

42:53Bobby Lee:fighting her while she's trying to like temper her child yeah and then just sitting and having

42:57Khalyla Kuhn:coffee well they fight first and then they see the bus drop her off yeah and then they pause

43:02Bobby Lee:they start fighting yeah yeah and then they stop and then they have coffee together which is fucking awesome yeah yeah it's a great movie i just think two i don't know what's your vote two two one both ones yeah i think one too yeah have you seen them yeah maybe watch them i mean they're both great i don't know why i mean you know they're both awesome i can't wait yeah exciting dude it's pretty exciting by the way we went to the movie with uh with my family over thanksgiving this is my favorite thing in the world you know jokingly my sister was like well let's go see the um the magician movie you're in and i was like i don't i don't really want to i don't want to go to the theater with you guys and see that i don't i don't want to and then my dad from the front of the house he goes i i got a movie yeah i was like what what do you want to see yeah and he's like nuremberg i was like we're not gonna see the nazi trials in chicago it's dark at 3 30.

44:00Bobby Lee:gray all day i don't want to go see the nazi trials he goes it's fucking history i go i know he goes it's important i was like i know what happened that's incredible and he was like what do you want to see then we all decided to go see rental family and i'm not kidding masterpiece i cried five times

44:22Khalyla Kuhn:Masterpiece?

44:23Bobby Lee:Five times. I cried five times.

44:25Khalyla Kuhn:One of the best movies I've seen.

44:26Bobby Lee:Did you see I put it up on Instagram? I said, this is one of the best movies I think I've seen in fucking years.

44:32Khalyla Kuhn:I gotta see it. It's so fucking good. It looks good.

44:35Bobby Lee:And I'm gonna say something that sounds out of pocket.

44:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

44:39Bobby Lee:Japanese people are the best.

44:43Khalyla Kuhn:No, they're not! Yes, they are! They're not! They're not the best! They are! The occupied China, Korea, they're oppressors. Kings! What about Filipinos? Boom! Yeah, right? Did they go to the Philippines? Yeah. What do they do to your people? They murdered, they killed everyone. Everyone. Japan! Yeah, you know. It's so good. Yeah, now you're seeing them in there. Oh, we're sorry. No, they're not sorry. We do bad things. We're sorry. Yeah, no. We never forget, right? And never forget. The reason that it's so good,

45:14Bobby Lee:and I'm going to say, this is, don't take this the wrong way, world. The movie's so strong. I bet it is. story-wise, structure-wise. Brendan's a great actor, but he doesn't like, he doesn't need to be. Do you know what I'm saying? The movie's fantastic. So it's not like he doesn't need to overact. He doesn't need to like.

45:34Khalyla Kuhn:And does he?

45:35Bobby Lee:No, no. I'm saying his emoting is good. It's just a lot of times in this kind of film, it's so emotion driven. You like, you see actors like overact the thing. He doesn't need to. He kind of stays level. And your heart. I cried like a fucking bitch multiple times

45:51Khalyla Kuhn:so he does deliver

45:52Bobby Lee:it's a home run

45:54Khalyla Kuhn:Oscar

45:56Bobby Lee:unfortunately no because it's not getting enough attention don't you agree I don't think anyone's

46:01Khalyla Kuhn:I mean on my TikTok it's every other commercial

46:03Bobby Lee:I know but that's internet driven is not going to be the same as the business the business is going to want something you know like why don't you do

46:10Khalyla Kuhn:the Predator Badlands I don't want to yeah it's everything that I ever say to watch you haven't seen that's not true I've seen everything that you want me to see Right? No Nothing

46:24Bobby Lee:That's right

46:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah nothing

46:26Bobby Lee:And it's because you don't trust my opinion on things I trust your taste wholeheartedly You have phenomenal taste Because I just wanted to see what I want to see I'm a very like This is what I want to see And my dad was mad for an entire week That we didn't go see He cried And walked out being like You should have fucking saw Nuremberg like he was but did he like rental loved he loved it the whole family it's a family movie it's so fucking good and honestly dude japanese god damn they're rad would you see the japanese currently

46:59Khalyla Kuhn:do better films than uh koreans koreans right now are leading the film industry thank you 100 but that's just a fact yeah well that's not an arguable that's a i think that's objective best movies come out of japan historically yeah the best directors yeah yeah but right now koreans

47:18Bobby Lee:I mean K-pop demon hunters Korean dramas K-drama K-drama

47:25Khalyla Kuhn:That was in Now You Can See Me Part 3

47:29Bobby Lee:Who me? Yeah you I was in it I think I'm in it for like 5 tenths of a second I think it's like a frame

47:35Khalyla Kuhn:That's not true No it's longer

47:37Bobby Lee:It's longer You didn't see it No my parents did And they told me It was longer at the beginning It wasn't just a scene At the beginning I love your mom They made me see Nuremberg You saw it? Yeah How good is it? I got in trouble for vaping in the theater By my dad Oh my god Oh your dad did? No he got mad at me for vaping I thought he said the staff got you in trouble You're like what is this Nazi Germany I can't vape in the theater

48:01Khalyla Kuhn:What kind of Oh so you still spend wholesome time with your family

48:05Bobby Lee:He just went back Yeah I went to Texas That's so nice It was fun Tell him about Texas Who did you see? I saw Tony Him and Tony hung out I saw Tony You were in Austin? Yeah I saw him When was the last time you guys hung out? Last when I saw Tony was Benji's wedding Like 2021 What'd you guys do? I just went to Mitzi's a couple times Oh that's nice

48:25Khalyla Kuhn:It's fun though right? What were you doing in Mitzi's? Just hanging out smoking weed

48:30Bobby Lee:It's a late night bar You know why I really went? It's because Red Band hit me up and said there was a girl there that wanted to talk to me And? I went and talked to her She drove me home We made out and guava guava dick or no guava no guava how did her dick taste no there's no guava no nothing yeah no hookup no no hookup good boy yeah and also because my mom was inside i was like oh you can't come in it's loud my dog will be a whole thing why couldn't you go to her place because she's staying with her brother in austin oh okay yeah so yeah let him join white white uh no actually not white. I think maybe kind of Indian.

49:13Khalyla Kuhn:What's this? Bad Friendsmas Jeopardy. The categories are movies, music, history, and random. Bad Friendsmas! Bad Friendsmas Jeopardy.

49:29Bobby Lee:Alright, let's see it. Here we go. You ready to play?

49:32Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know how the game Jeopardy plays. You just have to ask things in the form of a question. In the form of a question. Bobby Stard, you can pick any number, but if you get it wrong, you go down. That's fine. I'm going to lose. You know that, right? Okay, I'll have a$100 movies, please. This is the name of Chevy Chase's character in Christmas Vacation.

49:53Fuck.

49:54Bobby Lee:Do I get to steal? Can you give me the last name? No. No, that's the hardest part. I pass. Clark W. Griswold. 100 points for Andrew. Negative 100 for Bobby. And Jules? negative negative 100 for Jules back to the Jeopardy board all right Andrew it's your board movies movies 200 please movies 200 Kevin McAllister gets left behind in this classic home alone what is home alone what is home alone that's

50:26Khalyla Kuhn:it I guess what is home alone good job everybody gets that one 200 points for

50:34Bobby Lee:This is not working. Why? Because we got to buzz in. Yeah, we'll do buzz in individual. All right, Rudy, you're up. I'll do random. Random for how much? Which dollar amount? Go high, go big. 300. Nice. Random for 300. Santa Claus's wife is the most underappreciated person in Christmas. This is her name. I don't know. If you want to pass, Bobby.

50:57Khalyla Kuhn:Who is Mrs. Claus? Who is Mrs. Claus?

51:01Bobby Lee:That is her name. Good job, Bobby. So we have to fake buzz in? Yeah. I just tapped. Don't tap the piano. Why? So since we cleared for - Isn't that hard? Bobby's in first. 300 to nothing to nothing. What do you mean? I have 200. We cleared after we - No. Okay. Fuck you. I'm not taking away my fucking points. He only - Where's my buzzer? I only found one of the best.

51:21Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. I'll just tap this then. All right. I'll tap the Santa. We're tied 200 to 200 and then negative 100 for Jules. Okay. Yeah. Is it my turn now? Yep. All right. History for 200 History for 200 Jesus was born in this little town I got it

51:38Bobby Lee:What is the point of the buzzers then? Oh yeah I guess you did I chose it My turn? I don't know fancy whose turn is it? Bobby

51:49Khalyla Kuhn:Where is Bethlehem?

51:53Bobby Lee:You are correct I don't understand

51:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah good You're just mad because I'm ahead You're going to get ahead Get ready, go. History for 100. History for 100. This was the first song broadcast in space.

52:10Bobby Lee:I pass. We are the world. What is we are the world? We are the world is not right, Jules. Do you want to have a chance to guess or do you want to pass? What is, where is the love? No, it's Jingle Bells. This is Christmas. Fuck. Oh, fuck. So Jules is at negative 200. Andrew's at 100. and Bobby's at three. I still run the board? You run the board. Thank you. All right. What am I at? You are at 100. What is he at? He is at 300. Okay. That's your problem. I don't get it. Are we not buzzing in? No, I run the board and once I get it wrong. That's not what Jeopardy is. We should buzz in. What the fuck are we talking about?

52:54Bobby Lee:That doesn't even make sense.

52:55Khalyla Kuhn:Oh.

52:55Bobby Lee:No, you have to buzz. That's Jeopardy. Yeah. You buzz in.

52:59Khalyla Kuhn:Jeopardy you buzz in Yes So you pick the question I've never seen it Fuck you Music for 200 please Music for 200 Santa's three reindeer Whose names start with D Dasher

53:17Bobby Lee:Oh who is Dasher Donner Who is Dasher Who is Donner Who is

53:31Bobby Lee:Dirk Diggler. No. Who is Dasher? Who is Donner? I don't know. I don't know the third. I don't know either. Three, two. It is Dasher, Dancer, and Donner. Oh, fuck. Dancer? I never remember Dancer. I don't remember Dancer. 200, so it is still Bobby's board.

53:52Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you. Random for 200. Random for 200. This famous ballet takes place over Christmas.

53:58Bobby Lee:What is the Nutcracker? Correct, the Nutcracker. Let's go. He's fast. So Andrew is up to 100 points now. Cool. All right. No, you're up to 400. Yeah, here we go. You ready to go. All right, I wanna take random for 400. Random for 400. Yeah. The meal Japanese people have for Christmas dinner. Who got that? What? What? Oh, I did not mean to buzz. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You have to answer.

54:34Bobby Lee:What is duck?

54:39Does anyone else want to give a chance at it? What is Omocasa? Does anyone else want to give a chance to guess it? No, I don't know. That's wise, Jules, because these guys lost 400 points. It's KFC.

54:49Bobby Lee:That's right. So I'm down to zero. He's down to zero. He's negative now. Negative 100. All right. Negative 100. Oh, if you guessed that. Negative 200. Yeah. It's Jeopardy. They take your money away. So it's a pretty close game still. Okay, go ahead. All right. So who's bored? We'll give it to Jules.

55:09Movies for 300. Movies for 300. This man plays a lead in 1946. I got it. Bobby.

55:17Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Who is Jimmy Stewart? That is correct.

55:21Bobby Lee:Jimmy Stewart can you be careful with the piano okay I'm sorry we'll lift the mic off of the fucking all right I apologize no thanks man I'm sorry man

55:34Bobby Lee:it's Bobby's board once again yeah we get it you're actually really weird right

55:44Khalyla Kuhn:now dude when you get competitive no no there's something goes on in your eyes you know i mean there's stuff going on i don't like it there's stuff going on in your eyes okay all right all right movies for what 400 yeah go ahead the highest grossing christmas movie of all time bobby what is it it's a wonderful life that's incorrect anyone else want to try

56:09Bobby Lee:yeah what is Home Alone what is the Grinch 2018 negative 400 for everyone wow so Jules is at negative 600 Andrew's at negative 400 Bobby is at negative 200 nice Bobby I'm still running it

56:33Khalyla Kuhn:movie is all done Okay, music for 300. Interscope Records' 1987 Christmas compilation, A Very Special Christmas, had its proceeds donated to this charity. What is AIDS? No, does anyone else want to guess?

56:50Bobby Lee:What is AIDS?

56:52Khalyla Kuhn:I've been asking that question since 1988. Like, what is it?

56:56Bobby Lee:I don't know. I'm not going to guess.

56:58Khalyla Kuhn:As soon as I heard Wham's first song hit, I didn't know what it was. What is it? The Special Olympics. A special Christmas.

57:06Bobby Lee:All right, music for 400. Music for 400. For 400. This 1980s Christmas song is a rare example of a holiday song that uses the F slur. Popular 1980s Christmas song. I mean, it's going to be my new favorite, whatever it is. Yeah. It's definitely an AIDS song.

57:30Bobby Lee:When did Philadelphia come out?

57:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

57:33Bobby Lee:I don't really know. Yeah, I don't know. Do you need a Christmas song? I'm not gonna, I don't know. Pass on this. What is it? It is Fairy Tale of New York by the Pogues. Love the Pogues. Yeah, okay. All right, music 300. Music 300 is, 100 is the only one that's open. Then that. What is the highest selling Christmas song of all? Go ahead, Jules. What is Mariah Carey's... Incorrect. Anyone else wanna guess? What? What's the highest selling Christmas song? One of the highest selling songs of all time. As well as being the number one Christmas song.

58:07Khalyla Kuhn:Can I just type the song or no? Yeah. Go ahead. I can't do it. I don't know. Enough for sure. Do it. It's only 100. You're not going to lose much by guessing. Am I still on top? Technically, yes. Okay. I don't know the song, but can I sing it? Yeah. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Correct. I'm not going to guess. Fuck you. It is Bing Crosby's White Christmas. I knew it was Bing Crosby. Who sings chestnuts? Matt King Cole. Okay.

58:39Bobby Lee:All right. How many musics are left? No more musics. We have history for three and four. History for three. History for three. George Washington was busy doing this on December 25th, 1776. He was crossing the Potomac. I don't know. He was crossing the Delaware. I meant Delaware. I don't know why I said the Potomac. So currently we are sitting at Jules with negative 1 ,000, Andrew with negative 700, and Bobby in the lead with negative 100. No. Or no, negative 300. 300, yeah. 300. Okay. So we have history for 400 and random for 100 left. History for four. Let's do it. Saint Nicholas was born in this modern day country.

59:26Go ahead.

59:27Bobby Lee:Germany. What is Germany? that is incorrect does anyone else want to try to guess

59:32Khalyla Kuhn:might as well yeah he's so far behind yeah it doesn't matter what is Denmark ooh that's good I don't think so I don't know why'd you say you don't think so I don't know much about Europe but it's Turkey Turkey's different from

59:48Bobby Lee:holy fuck do you think Denmark and Turkey are the same place they're not the same they're completely different is Turkey by Istanbul Istanbul is in Turkey yeah yeah yeah Yeah. He's running the game? Yeah. All right, let's go. One more. One more left. This is for everything. You get this, you win. Well, you can still do Final Jeopardy. Oh, okay. You can - All right, whatever. Well, we all just took a loss on that. Yeah. Frosty the Snowman's pipe is made from this. Corn - What is corn cob? No. That is correct. What is corn cob? That's 100. What's that? So, he is at - Well, we both just got 400 wrong again.

1:00:24Bobby Lee:I know. He's at negative 1 ,000. Jules is at negative 1 ,000. And Bobby is at negative 6, 7, 8, 900. All right. Wait a second. If Jules hadn't guessed anything, she would win with zero? That's funny. Final Jeopardy, the topic is Christmas music for Latin lovers. God, why did we make him do this? The question is, what is Fancy B's favorite Christmas song? Feliz Navidad. No, she got it. Jules won. Jules won. Why are you mad now? What is Feliz Navidad?

1:01:07Khalyla Kuhn:She didn't fucking know how to play this. Nothing. She gave it. All right, man. It's fucking bullshit. Did you already know the Feliz Navidad? No. Yeah.

1:01:18Bobby Lee:No, but it makes sense.

1:01:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it's bullshit.

1:01:21Bobby Lee:It's not.

1:01:22Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:01:23Bobby Lee:God damn it, dude. What do you want for Christmas? Let's say I'm Santa. What do you want for Christmas this year? Oh, boy. What do you want for Christmas, Jules?

1:01:35Hand mittens.

1:01:36Bobby Lee:Hand mittens? Yeah, like a cute one. You want mittens? Yeah. It's 75 degrees today. Yeah, but it's cute.

1:01:44Khalyla Kuhn:All right. I want two new bits. Anyone can write it for me for my special. I just need two more bits.

1:01:51Bobby Lee:I'll give you two more bits.

1:01:53Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

1:01:53Bobby Lee:I got stuff for you.

1:01:54Khalyla Kuhn:That's in my voice You know a lot of comics are like I got a band for sale It's like I wouldn't say that You would say something like Okay here we go What do you want for Christmas

1:02:07Bobby Lee:You know what I really want for Christmas I want to be I want to spend just one more Minute of time with My good buddy the big C Who's not around anymore He's not on the show he's back east And I miss him Oh the big C The big C.

1:02:25Khalyla Kuhn:You know what? Can I change my Christmas?

1:02:27Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:02:29Khalyla Kuhn:I want to... You know what? I want to exchange auras with him. I like it. And the only way you can exchange auras with somebody is to be with them constantly.

1:02:41Bobby Lee:And we should be with him.

1:02:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Who's big C? Okay.

1:02:44Bobby Lee:He replaced Fancy B.

1:02:45Khalyla Kuhn:Just for one episode.

1:02:46Bobby Lee:Is this my Christmas wish coming true? Yep, it is. Oh. My. God.

1:02:55Khalyla Kuhn:yeah okay that wasn't good enough big c big c do you miss us yes a lot yeah we had some good times huh yeah we had a lot of time i'm happy to see you bobby yeah maybe turn down a little bit don't turn the camera around Andrew kind of hates me Who do you like looking at better? Me or Andrew? Both of you But if you had to choose If I had to choose? Yeah It's kind of difficult right now Why? Because Andrew's holding the phone? Yes Okay Yeah Come on Andrew I like you But you prefer me, right? Maybe Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Don't feel bad on you I'm just playing I don't fucking care See how he treats you Nope What?

1:04:03Khalyla Kuhn:Sometimes What did you say? Exactly I mean that's what you said, right? That's what you said, right? I said what? What? What? What did you say? Is this who's on first?

1:04:19Bobby Lee:What the fuck are you guys doing?

1:04:21Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, if that's how you feel... No, what I'm saying is if that's how you feel, then that's what it is. No, no, no. No either. I know either. Either way. Either way, we're good. Let's change topic. I don't want to. I want to finish this. Why did you say what you said? What did I say? Can you repeat what I said? I can't remember. I mean, you're the one that said it. But I can't remember. Okay, well, let's move on then. But I disagree, okay? And that's fucked up. Okay, okay, okay. Merry Christmas to...

1:05:03Bobby Lee:Merry Christmas, dude. Merry Christmas, dude. What did you wish for for Christmas? Well, I already got it for myself. Oh, wow. Very cool. That's great.

1:05:13Khalyla Kuhn:You know, it makes me look good. But everyone watching can look even better if they go to badfriendsmerch.com.

1:05:27Khalyla Kuhn:God, I love this guy. And I said a few things. Yeah, go ahead. The episode that we did. Yeah, are people recognizing you from the episode? A few did. Who like from work? From like past work places and blah blah blah. So I wanted to say because to grow you have to like... What is it? I have no idea. You do? To grow as a human. Are you a gardener? What's going on here, dude? No, no, no. To grow as a human, you have to like... I keep like...

1:06:15Bobby Lee:Hey, brother. Let's go ahead and write it down. And then read it off.

1:06:20Khalyla Kuhn:Breathe. Calm down, dude. I mean, I don't know if I should because you are not going to like it, kind of.

1:06:26Bobby Lee:What is it?

1:06:27Khalyla Kuhn:Throw it out there. Remember we talked about taking risks?

1:06:29Bobby Lee:Take risks. To grow as a human, you need to kind of like...

1:06:37Khalyla Kuhn:admit your your thoughts and reading the comments of the episode that we did together i see a few people saying like oh i don't like uh you know his voice and i have to say that you know my voice is not everyone's uh everybody's cup of tea but to be honest i never had a boy's flavor tea before, so I don't know how it tastes like.

1:07:06Bobby Lee:I knew it was going to be a joke. I knew, I knew, I thought he was going to be sentimental.

1:07:10Khalyla Kuhn:Right, right.

1:07:11Bobby Lee:And I was about to fucking be like, you know what? Yeah. Don't read the comments because you're the shit and fuck that, Big C, you're the man. And then he did a joke. I don't even get it.

1:07:20Khalyla Kuhn:Can you explain it to me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He said. From the beginning.

1:07:24Bobby Lee:Now I know how you feel when I talk. Yeah, see? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's frustrating. He said, I know my voice isn't everyone's cup of tea. Yeah. But I would know because I've never had voice flavored tea Oh before sorry before is the lamp That's the fucking kicker I'm willing to try it now because people are you know talking about it And you know it takes like a whole a man You know to admit your mistakes.

1:07:52Khalyla Kuhn:That's something that Andrew doesn't do You know be better yeah Next time Andrew needs to be more humble, right? Yes It's all ego, is it not? Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah He's a cool guy I'm just messing with him

1:08:13Bobby Lee:Okay You're never coming back

1:08:18Khalyla Kuhn:Bobby, please Yeah, yeah Now, since we last saw you Have you been Have you had some sexual relations with a woman? This guy No he this guy you said this guy

1:08:37Bobby Lee:yeah he can't even stand on his ground i know dude this guy no bobby you were my favorite

1:08:47Khalyla Kuhn:yeah it was a sleeper thank you i forgive you i love you bud yeah i love you too yeah he's your

1:08:56Bobby Lee:best friend i got i have a gift for you for christmas for me yeah yeah it should be what time is it right now it is it's six nine okay so 10 o 'clock 10 o 'clock yeah 10 o 'clock uh 10 o 'clock p.m your time there should be a gift coming to your door you don't even know where i live what do you mean carlos carlos gave me your dress yeah i have it we have it yeah we do for real yeah yeah we had to book your flight yeah you got to go outside though oh yes i gave

1:09:33Khalyla Kuhn:him my info yeah you got to go outside and wait in front of the house you'll see a white van go inside it you got to go inside the white van what it's too cold it's too cold to go outside

1:09:46Bobby Lee:trust me the ice agents will come inside your house No, we have the heater going full volume Oh, well you'll melt the ice agents

1:09:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah You know, we come from a tropical country But the ice agents They don't want to go in the house

1:10:02Bobby Lee:We'll get them out Big C, we miss you, buddy We really do love having you around We think next year you're going to come back on the show Yeah I think the fans want you back

1:10:12Khalyla Kuhn:They want you back

1:10:13Bobby Lee:I mean, 50 % want me back

1:10:15Khalyla Kuhn:Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit?

1:10:19Bobby Lee:We love you.

1:10:20Khalyla Kuhn:We love you.

1:10:21Bobby Lee:I love you. We hope you have a wonderful holiday, and I think you're the best, Big C. And we're going to get the boys to hopefully get you back out here first quarter next year. And we love you, and we want to tell the audience, have a happy holidays, and thank you for being a bad friend. Will you do that? Yes. Okay. How should I call the audience, the people watching? You're calling. It's on you. It's on you, baby. You do it.

1:10:53Khalyla Kuhn:To everyone watching and the 50 % that actually likes me, have a nice holiday and.

1:11:02Bobby Lee:And the phrase that we say at the end of every episode.

1:11:07Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you for being a bad friend or. Yeah, that's it. That's it.

1:11:12Bobby Lee:We love you, buddy. Bye, Big C. Say bye. Everyone say bye to me. Bye. Gift time. Time for gifts. Thank you, McCone. Why do I have a pen? And I'll open the gifts. Okay, hold on.

1:11:32Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you, McCone. Mad Libs. Mad Libs. Happy Kwanzaa Mad Libs. Very cool. Jokey gifts.

1:11:41Bobby Lee:Mine is a Hanukkah Mad Libs. Yeah. Cause I'm Jewish. Yeah. Everybody knows. Really funny. We're not even going to air this. It's bullshit. Holiday spirit.

1:11:50Khalyla Kuhn:No, no. It's bullshit. This is very nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. It's not. It's not. It's not. You don't like it? It's for a laugh, right? We're never, I'm going to leave it here in the studio. What? I'm going to take it home. No, you're not. Thank you.

1:12:09Thank you for being a bad friend and Merry Christmas.

1:12:14Yeah. Woo-hoo. Yeah. Woo-hoo.

1:12:27Yeah. Woo-hoo. Yeah.

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