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5:29Bobby Lee:I gotta tell you something. This is awful.

5:32Khalyla Kuhn:No, I think it's good. These guys, they worked so hard. It doesn't matter.

5:35Bobby Lee:The World Cup was ruined because of you, one person just said. The World Cup was ruined. Ruined. And it was ruined. No, it wasn't. It was ruined for Koreans. Nobody thought the Koreans were going to go far. Dude, we have Sun, right?

5:48Khalyla Kuhn:We have one guy from the Wolverham Wanderers. Forget his name. Look at that. They won't even show his face. They won't even show the face. For Koreans, it's a disgrace. All right? And what I'm going to say as a Korean, we do good film. Good film. Good food. Good food. Right? Samsung. Hyundai. Right? Get to the fucking knockout stages. That's all we ask.

6:10Bobby Lee:You didn't do it.

6:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. If you lost against Argentina, if you lost against France. Fine. Fine. Fine. Right? That's right. But who do they, they lost against Mexico. Yeah, Mexico's good though. I know, but it was the goalkeeper's fault. The coach hired him. Oh, so it's the coach's fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what my point is, is that I think there isn't enough shaming going on. More shame. Yeah, yeah. I think more shame. You know what I mean? And let me tell you something. I think that if the USA lose. Shame. No, they don't get to go to a Cracker Barrel. Ever again? For five years. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There should be consequences.

6:43Khalyla Kuhn:There must be. Costco, Cracker Barrel. What else? Walmart. You're not allowed to go in. Those are American things.

6:49Bobby Lee:No more AM, PM. No more AM, PM. No more that, right? You get shamed. Shame. Pulsanic. No, I think it's right for certain cultures. Koreans.

6:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yes, yes.

6:58Bobby Lee:You have to shame. But Americans here, you know, soccer isn't our thing. If it was a world football, American football thing, yes, I think we should shame them. And Germany lost. You know what's going on with them. Yeah.

7:11Khalyla Kuhn:Right on back. And when Germany goes back to fucking, you know what I mean? Germany? They should go to Auschwitz. Yeah, they are. At the train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You betrayed your people. They should go to Auschwitz. They have to. Yeah, like at least a year. Okay, not death, right? But like, you know what I mean? Hang out there. Right, you lost to what, Paraguay?

7:32Bobby Lee:Yeah.

7:33Khalyla Kuhn:Who did they lost to, Paraguay? Right, here's another, Netherlands lost. Netherlands did lose. Yeah, who did they lose against? Morocco, Morocco. That's a good guess. Where did the Netherlands go? Where are they not allowed to go? Yeah, when they go back to the Netherlands, the shaming ritual, what should it be? No brothels for a year.

7:53Bobby Lee:I was going to say, for them, it would be being around any minority whatsoever. Yes. Because the Netherlands is like all white. They don't let anybody in.

8:00Khalyla Kuhn:I think shaming is lost in the World Cup. We need more shame. I think we need more shame. If Korea knew that if they were going to fly back to Seoul and get attacked like that, I think they would have won.

8:15Bobby Lee:Maybe. I think maybe. It would have helped.

8:17Khalyla Kuhn:It would have helped.

8:17Bobby Lee:They would have rung a little more.

8:19Khalyla Kuhn:They would have ran a little bit more. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there needs to be more shaming in the World Cup. I agree.

8:24Bobby Lee:Now you got me on your team. Do you really? High shame. Yeah, yeah.

8:27Khalyla Kuhn:If you're fucking Russian, right? You lose, you go into Gulag.

8:30Bobby Lee:Let me tell you something. Yeah. If Russia, yeah. I don't think they're in it. They will get killed. I think they do get murdered. Yeah, yeah. I'm not even kidding. Yeah. I think they actually do. I think.

8:40Khalyla Kuhn:Because I'll tell you what, and this is truth, okay? when North Korea lost to 8-1. I think it was against Portugal. Oh, yeah. Do you remember that? And they said they won. They said they won. Yeah. But every player and the coach went into manual layup after that for a year. They had to move rocks. They went to a mining facility. Saddam Hussein did it with Iraq. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's fair.

9:06Bobby Lee:So what did he do? He suffered brutal treatment of poor performances. His son, Uday Hussain, who headed the Iraqi Olympic Committee, reportedly tortured in prison and beat national soccer players and coaches following embarrassing losses or failure to qualify for major tournaments.

9:19Khalyla Kuhn:We've got to bring that back.

9:20Bobby Lee:We've got to go back. Uday Hussain. Yeah.

9:22Khalyla Kuhn:Uday Hussain. Yeah, yeah. What do you think?

9:25Bobby Lee:Handsome guy.

9:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. So if the USA loses, what do you think?

9:29Bobby Lee:Yeah, I think we do need to shame and beat them.

9:31Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, not beat them. No. We don't do that in this country. Why not? What? That's right. Why not? Why not? Why not? You know what? Guantanamo Bay. Get down there. Yeah, you got to get down there, right? Because people have been imprisoned for less. For way less. Yeah. You're representing your country. Best country in the world. You're representing your country. Millions of people rely. They need this. Right. They need it, dude. In this economy, what's that?

10:01Bobby Lee:That's a soccer player who didn't do well. Yeah, yeah. He didn't do well. Yeah, yeah.

10:05Khalyla Kuhn:Last World Cup, yeah. He's like, I was on the bench. I didn't play one second. Doesn't matter.

10:09Bobby Lee:Doesn't matter.

10:10Khalyla Kuhn:You go to fucking Guantanamo Bay.

10:13Bobby Lee:How many soccer players? Look at that.

10:15Khalyla Kuhn:That's right now the South Korean soccer team. And they have to sit like that. They sit like that. And I guess guess what? When you do that, the next World Cup, they get to the fucking final.

10:26Bobby Lee:Do they have to sit like that for four years until the next World Cup? They'll get a new crop of players.

10:31Khalyla Kuhn:But what you do is you get the new crop of players and you show them what happened to the old crop of players.

10:36Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah, as motivation.

10:37Khalyla Kuhn:Look at this gulag. Propaganda. Do you remember him? He was the forward for, you know what I mean, our team.

10:41Bobby Lee:One of the best in the world. In the best of the world. Now he's a rock poster. This is what happens to you. I did watch, I'm catching up on Margot Has Money Problems. Oh. Elle Fanning show. Good. No, it's not good. It's amazing. I think it's incredible. It's well done. She is such a good actress. Nick Offerman is phenomenal. And the Fife Dog. It's a great show, dude. But I will say Elle Fanning carries this show in a way where I'm like, Every time she's on camera, I'm like, oh, she's the best. She's so good. She delivers the lines. You believe every second of her character.

11:13Khalyla Kuhn:I found her to be extremely beautiful. She is. I know, but like extra. She's so good in the show. Like if I was on an island, right? And there was 10 women of the hottest women, right? And she was one of them. And they said, you have to, I don't know why I'm making this up, but like. I said on an island. Right? It's probably, you guys probably shared the fantasy. Not an island, a peninsula. Even better. Is that better? Sure. We're on a peninsula. On a key. You're in a key. In a key. Okay, good. A key. Is that fine? Yes. Yeah, I'm in a key. A key. A key, right? A key. Right? I think I would choose her over the nine other beautiful women.

11:54Bobby Lee:Wow.

11:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Who are the other nine? I know. Just think of the most nine most beautiful women in the world.

12:00Bobby Lee:Done.

12:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Margot Robbie. Over her. Over her. Gal Gadot. Over. Not because of the look

12:12Khalyla Kuhn:You know I set it up Yeah you set it up Yeah yeah yeah How about you and a key Me and a key You're not with your wife anymore

12:20Bobby Lee:And I'm on a key with a love

12:21Khalyla Kuhn:She sadly passed away

12:22Bobby Lee:Nine beautiful Did you kill her? No Nine beautiful women Ten beautiful women Ten beautiful women

12:27Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah

12:28Bobby Lee:Who am I picking?

12:29Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah who you picking? This is how Facebook started

12:35Khalyla Kuhn:it kind of i think this is kind of how facebook started hot or not right uh can i be honest with the group i just and i don't want anyone to go no you're wrong i think i'm in an honesty i'm in an honesty phase with myself i know the gold rings are doing something for you right so i'm i'm in an honesty phase from to myself let's just be truthful for once okay okay I'm ugly. No. See, no. I'm ugly. Okay. By every metric of handsome, I do not hit. Yeah, 100%. Jawline. You have no jawline. Exactly, right? Height. You're very tiny. And then people go, Oh no, but you're cute. Yeah, the boo-boos are cute.

13:29Khalyla Kuhn:You wouldn't fuck them. You wouldn't fuck a little boo-boo.

13:32Bobby Lee:Okay, but how about this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously, you're incorrect because you have a girlfriend who's very pretty. It's clout. It's clout, fame. That's it. You think if you had none of those things? Nope. She would never be with you. Hell no.

13:47Khalyla Kuhn:Hell no. And why can't I be, right? Yeah, no, no flags. No, no. But why can't people just be honest with themselves? I don't think you're ugly. Yeah, yeah. I am ugly.

14:00Bobby Lee:You're like an artist, though. You're like a stinky cheese. People still like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's worse.

14:07Khalyla Kuhn:All right. I'm blue cheese. Not everyone's going to get like that. I'm gargonzola. I'm gargonzola. But my point, though, being is why can't we be honest with ourselves? I think you're – Listen, okay? I'm ugly. You're not ugly. And I'm fine with it. Okay? I have other attributes, right? Yeah. But in the marketplace, if I wasn't who I am, okay? I don't like it. I know you don't like it. I'm fine with it.

14:38Bobby Lee:Why? Why are you saying this?

14:39Khalyla Kuhn:Because it's the truth.

14:41Bobby Lee:Did you look in the mirror and have like something happen? I was staring at myself in the mirror at the spa.

14:45Khalyla Kuhn:You finally cleaned them.

14:52Khalyla Kuhn:Yes. You're a meanie weenie today. You're so mean. And I looked at myself and I objectively said, yeah, I'm pretty ugly. No. Okay, then give me the counter.

15:04Bobby Lee:I'm talking about physically. You're in great shape for a man of your age. Most men in your age range are not in your shape. That's true. Average weight of a 54-year-old who's 5 '3". You have to say man, too. Korean. Korean. Say Korean. Male. All right. An average weight of a 54-year-old Korean, 53-year-old, 54-year-old Korean. Yeah.

15:29Khalyla Kuhn:It's 112 to 136 pounds. I weigh 155. So I'm fat. You're not fat. Yeah, yeah. I'm fatter than the average. I don't believe that. Yeah. Well, you're going to refute AI? I'm not saying this in a negative way. I have high self-esteem. It's not from AI. It's from the Trong Tam Teo Don Cardiff Center. Yeah, yeah. And that's the best fucking center for that. It is. Yeah, yeah. The Cronk Cronk Facts is the best for that, okay? They know. Look at the statistics here. I can't read that map at all. Map. Or whatever that is, right? But let's just be honest with ourselves, okay? I'm ugly. You're not ugly. Okay.

16:16Khalyla Kuhn:Well, you haven't given me any other fucking... Give it to me. From a physical standpoint? You have nice eyes.

16:24Bobby Lee:You got great hair.

16:24Khalyla Kuhn:If I was... Okay, I'm 55 years old. I'm working at Chipotle, but not even in the front counter. You're cooking. I'm in the back washing dishes. Oh, wow. Okay? I'm making$12.50 an hour. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. All right. I have no vehicle. Okay? I have to walk five miles home. Were you in prison for a long time? No, no, no. Why are you in this position? If I was in this position, right, there would be no aspects.

16:54Bobby Lee:I disagree. Someone would find you very attractive. By the way, there's a woman that works at that same Chipotle, Cheryl, who's half Asian. You know, she just came to this country, right? She just got a job there. She works at the front and she goes, you know what I think is - She's 3 '11 and she has a flat nose. And she says to her co-worker - I'm talking about - She says to her co-worker, you know who I find hot? the guy in the back he's funny and sweet and cool can I propose

17:21Khalyla Kuhn:something else to you I think it's not just fame can I just propose something else to you okay what have I dated over the years beautiful women of course that's what I'm talking about but even before you were fame yeah yeah Trang Trang I mean who works at the you know what I mean Chipotle right Trang Trang right yeah is 311 right one eye missing right she has fucking bullet hole wounds right got shot yeah yeah a titty blown off there's problems I'm not going to be able to get the access to women that I find attractive you dated hot women before you got famous yeah you did but I was in the trajectory of fame when you were in high school no nothing zero nothing you suck those guys dicks yeah

18:11Khalyla Kuhn:were they hot? probably a little I think that I was the founder of the TFL movement. I'm one of the founders. You don't even have to Google it, I'll tell you what it is. Okay? No, I'll look it up too. Look it up. You're not going to find it. Temple Fork Outfitters? No, no, no, no. See, that's what I'm saying. All right?

18:35Bobby Lee:What's a TFL movement? No, I didn't say TFL. TFL? TFL. What's a TFL movement?

18:40Khalyla Kuhn:We'll see if you can find it. Transport for London? No, no, no. total fucking loser oh cut it out yeah yeah yeah yes where does this come from where is this coming from it's coming from reality I don't like it you may or may not like the truth alright but here it is okay you don't know the truth I know you you can't handle the truth is that the line yeah you can't handle the truth sorry I fucked up that line alright the truth is is that I was a co-founder founder of the TFL movement All right. And because I've had success, it doesn't immediately take you out of the TFL movement. Once you're a part of the movement, you're always a member.

19:23Khalyla Kuhn:You can never graduate. You can never graduate. What? Who's the other founder? Who'd you co-found it with? What? You said you're a co-founder. Who else did you found it with? I don't know who the other founder, because back then - They can't look at each other.

19:38Khalyla Kuhn:Also, back then, there was no internet. Yeah, so we didn't know who the other founders are, right? But through the internet, I have found the other founders.

19:47Bobby Lee:Oh, you slowly found your -

19:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. So when I look at certain internet videos, I go, can I send you one? Yeah. Okay. Internet video? Sure. Yeah, yeah. A TikTok video. And I realized this through this man. Through one man on TikTok. Through one man on TikTok. And I will show you. Sorry, my bad. Your network is unstable, it says. Okay. It sounds like everything is. Oh, here we go. I will send it to you right now. Hold on. Hello. I'm going to send this to Carlos Herrera. And I'm going to tell you who else is in this group. The TFL movement too. Okay. Carlos. I was going to say that's why we're close.

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23:05Khalyla Kuhn:to you by Facebook. So you were scrolling on Marketplace and there it was, the bike you'd been searching for. You sent a message and it turned out the seller was super chatty, kind of funny, and an avid cyclist. The next thing you know, you're in a cycling crew. Well, a community cycling group. The thing about Facebook, you might find more than what you're looking for. From a browse to a bike ride, this summer, find more on Facebook. I think this age of personal empowerment, self-improvement, manifestation, you ignore the truth.

23:41Bobby Lee:Right.

23:42Khalyla Kuhn:And the truth is this, okay, is I'm a fucking loser.

23:45Bobby Lee:I disagree.

23:46Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And you know what? I'm fine by it. You mean physically?

23:50Bobby Lee:Because you're a success. I'm talking physically. You're a success in every other metric of your life. Friends, community, job, career. I'll tell you why. Huge success. I'll tell you why. It's all shame.

24:05Khalyla Kuhn:Shame-based. And because of shame. Because of shame, right? I can endure so much shame, right? That I've gotten to the status that I've gotten to. Maybe you should coach the Korean. I'm going to coach the Korean team. You would be good. Yeah, I think I would be good. I think that's a good callback. Korea, if you're listening, right? I'm coaching the next team.

24:28Bobby Lee:Rename the team the TFL.

24:29Khalyla Kuhn:Because we'll never win a game. We'll never win a game. That's a good thing. I'm going to put every position in their opposite position. You're a center forward, you're goalkeeping. You're a right wing, you're a left back. Every position is going to be wrong. I'm going to put women in it. Anyway, I don't know if this is funny what I'm saying.

24:53Bobby Lee:It is, but it's sad because I don't buy into this.

24:55Khalyla Kuhn:You might not buy into it. This is what I'm feeling as of late.

24:57Bobby Lee:There's a beautiful woman in your life. Who is your girlfriend? And you tell me, so her attraction to you is invalid? She's wrong?

25:08Khalyla Kuhn:I think there are exceptions to every rule.

25:11Bobby Lee:Well, there's no rule being broken.

25:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, there is.

25:14Bobby Lee:What is it? Don't date ugly Asian men? No, no, no.

25:17Khalyla Kuhn:I think that, let's just be honest then, if you want, right? Sure, yeah. Every woman I dated, right? Their dad was in Vietnam at PTSD, right? took that rage, you know? Yeah. Right? Threw it onto the daughter, right? And she's like, I don't wanna date, you know what I mean? PTSD white man.

25:40Bobby Lee:Right.

25:41Khalyla Kuhn:So they go to the Asian, right? And goes, you know what I mean? I'm rebelling.

25:45Bobby Lee:You're like a -

25:46Khalyla Kuhn:Hey daddy, look who I'm dating, right? They get all PTSD'd out, you know? Right, right? They smell Agent Orange, you know what I mean? They smell like, you know? It's Agent Orange. Whatever, Agent Orange, whatever. You know what I mean? They hear bullets, explosions, right? When they go, here, daddy, look, right? They get back into that. So it's - Right? Here's another thing. Flashbacks. Right. The white women that I've dated, right, had a dream of getting out of white. They want to get away from white. Right. So they grew up in the Midwest. All they saw was white people. And every once in a while, they'll go, you know what?

26:22Khalyla Kuhn:I'm tired of white people. Right. Right? I'm going to go with the opposite. Okay? But there's no other exceptions outside of those two.

26:30Bobby Lee:But most of the time it goes to black culture. You're interesting. That's a real left turn. Yep. You're the farthest left turn. East turn.

26:40Khalyla Kuhn:East, far east. Yeah, yeah. I'm the farthest east that you can turn. So a far right turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Far right. Far right. And you are far right. No, I'm liberally. I'm liberally. Politically, I'm liberal. Okay? But yeah, so I know people don't want to hear this because I feel good about myself.

26:58Bobby Lee:So your position is you're okay with telling yourself that you're ugly. It's being objective. And more of us should tell ourselves that we're ugly. I think that people should just be honest

27:11Khalyla Kuhn:with themselves. About their looks. Because you see a lot of mid... I'm sorry. I'm going to say something maybe controversial. Yeah. Right? But you see a lot of TikTok. I see a lot of TikTok. Maybe too much. Yeah. Maybe too much. All right? I see a lot of midwomen going, yeah, I need a guy that makes$3 million a year, who's six foot two. It's like, no, you're ugly, and you should be dating men that are ugly. Yeah. Right? And I'm saying that I want to be honest with myself.

27:41Bobby Lee:Right.

27:41Khalyla Kuhn:Right? And I go, I got lucky. I took some risks. Yeah. Right? But objectively, I'm not – look up handsome. Let's see if I hit any of the lists. What does it mean to be handsome is subjective, though. No, it's not. There's no objectivity to be handsome. Objectively handsome. No, not Asian actors. Just say, what is objectively handsome?

28:06Bobby Lee:What does it mean to be objectively handsome? Yeah. In America today. Handsome describes a man with classic, dignified aesthetic appeal, often characterized by strong facial symmetry and proportion. Okay, stop there. I don't hit those. You're pretty symmetrical.

28:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, in a mythological way. That's right. Yeah, this is for humans. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is for humans.

28:33Bobby Lee:You have a very classic appeal.

28:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. I don't live in like a tutorial fucking, you know, I mean forest. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you could. And I will.

28:43Bobby Lee:And I will. So I'll keep going. Unlike hot, which focuses on overt sex appeal or cute, which leans towards a youthful or smaller features, which you've been called. Handsome implies a refined, more permanent sense of good look.

28:56Khalyla Kuhn:Exactly. Let's go.

28:58Bobby Lee:Authenticity and grooming, you have that. You're very authentic and you're very well-groomed. You always smell good. The total package. You are a part of the total package.

29:05Khalyla Kuhn:Emotional... No, no, no. Extend. No, this is bullshit.

29:08Bobby Lee:I don't think so. No, no, no. Is AI wrong? You're going to say AI is a lie?

29:11Khalyla Kuhn:If you're looking for defined aesthetic standards... Dude, are we out of your mind? Because I smell good, I'm fucking hot?

29:19Bobby Lee:You do smell good.

29:20Khalyla Kuhn:I know, but that's not, I've, I've been tricked by a smell before, buddy. Women like funny first. That's what they say? No, that's bullshit.

29:30Bobby Lee:I believe it.

29:31Khalyla Kuhn:No, I don't, every woman. If you weren't funny, then. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

29:36Bobby Lee:If you weren't funny, you'd be hideous. Yeah.

29:38Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

29:45Bobby Lee:Okay, so. If I wasn't funny, I would be very unattractive. It's a part of your aura is that. Okay, what I'm saying. So your funny is part of your looks.

29:55Khalyla Kuhn:What I'm saying is before I was a standup, was I funny? Yes. More funny than most guys. So I would hit on girls, right? And they were like, and they claim funny is the thing, right? Then a year later, they'll have a boyfriend. the most unfunniest guy you've ever seen in your life. They eventually come around. Look what's happening now. No, what I'm saying is that they say... I guess, you know, you guys aren't...

30:25Bobby Lee:The funniest part about this is we're about to have one of the most handsome dudes on earth on the podcast. It's so funny. He's so handsome and talented. Pitch this to him. Get in here, Jimmy. Get him in here. This is going to be the best version of... This guy needs some... What's up? How are you, big dog? Good to see you. What's up, Jimmy? How are you, bud? Okay, sit down. Set him set up in the blue chair. He needs to be a part of this. Great men have sat in those chairs. The blue. Blue. Go to the blue. Jack Black won. Jack Black sat in that. It's nice, right? What a handsome guy. People think it might not be comfortable, but yet it is.

31:00Bobby Lee:Jimmy, put your earphones on if you want.

31:02Khalyla Kuhn:You don't need to if you don't. You don't have to. Can I ask you a question, Jimmy? Go ahead. Yeah, yeah. And there's no offense to the question I'm going to ask you. Okay. Okay? None at all. Okay? Am I objectively Handsome In societal terms

31:21Khalyla Kuhn:Already stop Already I made my point Because he's trying to say something positive No no he's thinking It's yes or no If I was Matt Reif He would say yes immediately Maybe he's not attracted to Matt Reif But Matt Reif is objectively handsome Maybe not to him. Okay. So go ahead. I would say... Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're coming in hot. Yeah. I would say objectively, maybe not. And let me say something. I love Jimmy more than anyone else in this room. Sure. Because he's being honest. But Jimmy doesn't know you. It doesn't matter. I'm talking about just on my physical appearance Okay Without knowing my personality This is what we're talking about You're adding in Oh can he do sketch You can You're good at sketch Does he have improv skills No I don't give a fuck about that Right What I'm saying is Jimmy I'm not objectively handsome

32:30Khalyla Kuhn:But No there's no but But you may have What did they say But you may have sex appeal

32:35Bobby Lee:Yes Yes Yes. Sex appeal. You've got sex appeal. Now, Jimmy has sex appeal and he's handsome. So he's in first place.

32:47Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

32:48Bobby Lee:But you're still running, baby. You're still in the race. Okay.

32:50Khalyla Kuhn:I want to say this. Okay. Jimmy. Yeah.

32:52Bobby Lee:Yeah. All right. Jimmy Tatro is on the show, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. Give him a hug. We're coming to the show.

32:56Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you, Jimmy. And nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I can't believe you guys have never met before. I feel like we've... We've never met. You've never met before. I could. We know. Good to see you though. Good to see you. Yeah, yeah, very handsome. Likewise. But - He means mentally. Yeah, mentally, okay. Mentally you're handsome. So I don't want to be a downer, Jimmy. Yeah. Okay.

33:25Khalyla Kuhn:And we're gonna get into, you know what I mean? Yeah. Everything else. But I just want to say that if there was a hundred, no one knew who the fuck we were, right? and you took 100 women from all over the world right? Attractive women

33:38Bobby Lee:All over the world

33:39Khalyla Kuhn:and took two photos of us from head to toe and said who's the most handsome between you and I? What do you think the answer was?

33:46Bobby Lee:Well but it's all over the world so remember you're gonna get some you're gonna get some votes that he won't get Okay I know but what do you think

33:51Khalyla Kuhn:what do you think it will be? I think maybe maybe you know maybe like maybe like 70, 30 75, 25 Pretty good Yeah yeah yeah And that's all you need And that's you

34:07Khalyla Kuhn:That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying I feel like I'm coming in in the middle of something No, you're not coming in the middle of something It's really good to see you Give Jimmy a round of applause But this would be the same number

34:18Bobby Lee:From a stranger, I was just trying to get facts This would be the same number with him and I It would be a 70-30 same I don't think so Because I'll tell you why

34:25Khalyla Kuhn:Jimmy, I'll tell you why He has traditional handsome looks Jimmy, I saw you when you were in San Diego Balboa Theater Balboa Theater. Right? I was in the audience watching you perform. And there was two women sitting next to me. This is God honest truth. They were both attractive. And they looked at me and they go, your friend on stage is hot.

34:47Bobby Lee:Because I'm on stage. No. You took out all the comedy stuff. If you just said objectively what you asked him, same thing, 70-30, same numbers. Go ahead. Speak your truth. 70-30, you and I.

34:59Khalyla Kuhn:maybe maybe a little it might be a little a little more skewed maybe maybe 65 okay 65 35 so i got five more percent dude

35:15Bobby Lee:thank you so much for being on welcome to the show man see welcome to the show i'm sweating over here yeah yeah don't be sweaty don't be sweaty man jimmy this is the vibe of the show This is the vibe of the show. We already got through a lot of our soccer talk.

35:28Khalyla Kuhn:What was your stance on this?

35:30Bobby Lee:See, I think he's extremely attractive. He's putting himself down for no reason. I think he's got so much. I'm not being putting myself down. I'm being objectively honest. He's got a lot of je ne sais quoi. You know, there's something about Bobby that's un, when somebody says people have the X factor when it comes to talent, which you have, you can't dictate what that is. He's got that for sex appeal. Women do find him attractive. Some. A lot. Yeah. A lot.

35:54Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. That doesn't surprise me. That's why I said the sex appeal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you said objectively. Yeah, that's what I said. Objectively, if they didn't know who I was, I think the number would be closer to 99 to 1. I do. Globally. Historically. Historically. In Rome. Well, let's not go back that far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Rome. Any historical. Mesopotamia. Yeah, Mesopotamia. Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Right? And I'm okay with it. I have high self-esteem. Right? I have worth. Yeah. I walk around with my head up high, arms open with confidence. He always walks like this.

36:38Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I always walk like this, like a penguin. Okay? See, we haven't met, but I have seen you walking. Exactly. I do that. Yeah. Because that's confidence. I have confidence, right? You have to walk. Are you single? No. No. Okay. I'm engaged. But he's... Congratulations. Is the woman that came in here earlier the one you're engaged with? with no okay who is she that's lauren lauren come out here for a second you think he's gonna bring his fucking fiance to the no lauren you don't have to be on screen just just can i see you oh there's hi lauren hi lauren that's your publicist stay right there you're your publicist right yeah she might she doesn't want to be on camera she's not gonna be on camera okay are you she on camera no okay all right so we don't we can even bleep your name off right Can I ask a woman?

37:24Bobby Lee:No, you're not going anywhere now.

37:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, she can't even answer it.

37:27Bobby Lee:Okay. Yeah. She knows better. She's a publicist.

37:29Khalyla Kuhn:The last thing she wants to do is defame something. I understand. It's not defaming. I've accepted. I'm fine. Jimmy, how's your life? You know, life's good. Good. Yeah, life's good. Yeah. How you doing? Busy boy. I feel great. I feel wonderful. Do you ever fast? Do I ever fast? Yeah. I did Like a broth fast A broth fast For how long? Like Like 36 hours Chicken or beef? Uh I think I alternated

37:58Bobby Lee:Yeah you gotta keep switching Cause all my friends

38:00Khalyla Kuhn:Were on like a water fast Like a couple years ago They were like We wanna do this They did like a 72 hour water fast That's insane And that sounded intense 24 hours is the longest I've gone But I do it once a week Oh really? Yeah And then how do you feel after? Terrible Hungry Yeah Yeah, I feel absolutely terrible. So why do you keep doing it? I don't know why. Yeah, I have no... Because you go on the internet, they say it's good for you. Yeah. They do. But you're not feeling any actual benefits. I think that I feel... I haven't had diarrhea in a long time. Okay. That's a good thing. I haven't had diarrhea in a long time.

38:33Khalyla Kuhn:That's good. My stool is perfect. Oh. Pure perfection. Yeah. Like solid... We're thinking about entering it into a contest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could win. After every stool, you take a photo, send it to JGBT. you say give me a score out of 10.

38:46Bobby Lee:Oh, I see what you've done there. That looks pretty good. Yes. Can I offer some suggestions?

38:51Khalyla Kuhn:Of course I do that. Of course, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, we all do. Yeah, and then I also, no processed foods. Unless they've been processed. Yes. If they're already processed, I eat them. What does that entail though? Like processed foods, so you're not eating like chips? No. Like any? No chips. At all. No. No carbs? No carbs. Yeah, yeah. At all. Unless there are things that I'm eating that have carbs that I'm not aware of.

39:22Bobby Lee:Like he has pasta and bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

39:25Khalyla Kuhn:I'm not aware of those carbs.

39:26Bobby Lee:You're just aware of the things.

39:28Khalyla Kuhn:No, no. Here's the thing, Jimmy. I eat Japanese purple potatoes. Gotta have purple potatoes. Sweet potatoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are good for you. You know? Sardines, salmon, avocado, things of that nature. I'm sure they have carbs, but you know what I mean? and I'm trying to eat everything on organic. A lot of organic. Are you a diet guy? I recently, I did a blood test, came back super high cholesterol-wise. Me too. And I was shocked, because I thought I ate really well. But I wasn't being mindful of saturated fats. Mm-hmm. So then I - What are those? That's like, you know, butter has the most.

40:03Khalyla Kuhn:So good. And what I didn't realize was like eggs. I was eating like four eggs a day. Each egg has like a gram and a half. Of saturated fat. Of saturated fat. What about egg white? Egg whites have none. So I'm fine with eating egg whites. So I kind of switched over, cut back on red meat a little bit.

40:19Bobby Lee:I'm going to die. I don't care.

40:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah.

40:21Bobby Lee:Eggs, cheese, I like it all. Cheese is also, it's like all the fun stuff.

40:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I don't eat any of that right now. It's been weeks. So what do you, oh, you said salmon and Japanese purple potatoes. What'd you call me? Purple potatoes? My dick's purple. Is it? Yeah, it really is. But anyway, let's move on from that pack. Why are you nodding your head? Well, I wish I had known that before you asked me I would have given you some points A different color of penis So egg whites So what else are you So steak also has saturated fats Yeah, a lot If you cut out the fat though in it, is that fine? That helps It helps If you eat leaner meat If I eat leaner meat, okay

41:06Bobby Lee:I think do what you feel is right and then you'll die So who cares? It's not going to matter You gotta be on camera a lot That's why you're doing it

41:13Khalyla Kuhn:It was more because I mean I thought I was I thought I was eating well And then I saw that And I was like oh

41:18Bobby Lee:Do you and your Your wife soon to be Do the thing where you meal Prep and meal plan together No Okay Is she wild card She eats whatever she wants

41:25Khalyla Kuhn:She likes to cook I like to eat What she cooks Yeah And then if she's out of town I'm a big Postmates guy

41:35Bobby Lee:Big Postmates Me too Postmates yeah Yeah Me too I'll do all of it

41:39Khalyla Kuhn:I do all of it too Yeah

41:41Bobby Lee:Yeah, but it's bad because there's nothing good on there. It's usually pretty bad shit on there.

41:45Khalyla Kuhn:No. There's some new... You know what I do? You can find it. I postmates Erewhon. That I do as well. Thank you. On the road? What do you mean? When you're out of town? From now on, when I go out of town, canned sardines in my fucking bag. That's all you're having. Yeah. Canned sardines? Or do you bring them with? Yeah, I'm going to bring them with.

42:04Bobby Lee:Sir, do you have any hazardous materials in this carry-on luggage? I have 50 cans of sardines. Yep. I hope that's okay. Mm-hmm. That's insane that you do that now.

42:12Khalyla Kuhn:Are you ever hungry and then you're like, and you just check your pockets and you're like, oh, thank God, and you have a pack of sardines on you? Yes, yes. A couple of loose sardines. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Mountain Dew! It is America's 250th birthday. And let me say, I'm an American. You really are. And a lot of my memories growing up is with the Mountain Dew. That's right, in the summer. By the lake, with my dad, on a bench.

42:34Bobby Lee:Iconic summer moments deserve an iconic drink like Mountain Dew. You've been having Mountain Dew for a long time. It's an American original, baby, the refreshing citrus kick. A Mountain Dew is a perfect companion to your all-American summer adventures, whether you're drinking down by the lake, having some hot dog, you're fishing, you're swimming. Road trips. Whatever you do. Road trips. Love road trips, man. They've been tasting great since 48, man.

42:53Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, my God. 1948. And let me say this. I'm not 18. 19. Okay? And I'm going to say this, too. When you taste a Mountain Dew, you know exactly what you're getting. You do. That citrus fresh taste. You can do the Dew.

43:03Bobby Lee:You got to do it. And you know the two brothers created Mountain Dew deep in the foothills of Tennessee. They should get prepared because we should create that. We're two brothers and we should create our own little drink. Will it hold up against Mountain Dew? Probably not.

43:14Khalyla Kuhn:No, because it's the king.

43:15Bobby Lee:Whether you're celebrating on the grill at the beach, riding your own living room, sipping on a Mountain Dew is a great way to start a damn good time.

43:21Khalyla Kuhn:Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American original, tasting great since 48.

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43:31Khalyla Kuhn:Quinz! Oh my God, I love Quinz. Thank you to Quinz, man. Yeah. This was huge. The one thing I love about summer is how easy everything feels. And you feel this fabric, dude. The days are a little bit more relaxed. And I find myself reaching for the same comfortable go anywhere pieces again and again and again and again.

43:46Bobby Lee:You know why? It's 100 % European linen pants. Oh, my God. And shirts. These are breathable, easy to throw on in the summer upgrade your rotation needs. They're starting at just$34. I don't know what you're looking at. I don't know what you're looking at. Clothing price-wise. But this is extremely affordable. And these pants are so very comfortable. And they're a little stretchy because sometimes I eat a few too many chips and soda pop. Okay?

44:03Khalyla Kuhn:Everything at Quince is priced 50 % to 80 % less than similar brands. They work directly with ethical factories and cut out the middleman. So you're paying for exceptional quality, not brand markup.

44:14Bobby Lee:Yeah, you're not going to get marked up with Quince. And that's the best part. They've been a partner with us for a while. And at first, they send you stuff and you go, oh, let me see if I like it. Well, McCone wore my shirt to the lake all weekend. And I was really mad about it. But luckily, he left my pants alone because sometimes he does steal my pants.

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44:38Khalyla Kuhn:Now available in Canada too. Wow. That's quince.

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44:52Khalyla Kuhn:Did you know Sam's Club isn't a store? It's actually a club with cool finds and like a whole community. It's a club. Of course, Jason. It's in the name. Sam's Club. Oh, yeah. Come join us. Sam's Club. Yeah, I'm trying to... I don't know what I'm doing. Yes, you can carry it, but it's risky. Why? Because it goes over the 100 millionaires. You can bring sardines in your carry-on,

45:17Bobby Lee:but it's risky. It's very risky. The water goes over the ounce limit. Oh, fuck. What if you can't check in your bag? Well, you should just keep them all in your mouth the whole flight and swallow when you're hungry.

45:31Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. You don't check your bag. Yeah. You don't check them? No, I only do carry-on, no. Like a hobo. I have a stick and a little bag, and I walk across.

45:42Bobby Lee:He takes a train to LAX. Yeah. A train hops all the way down there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't ever check a fucking bag. No. Never. Unless we have to when we're on a big tour. If we're going around the world, yeah. What about Australia? Are you going to check one? Don't do it. Yes. Try to see if you can get away with it without doing it. It'd be so funny to try to do that. Well, how long are you going to be there for? Two weeks. Easy money. You can do laundry at a venue. Yeah, I'll laundry it. I think you don't need to. Two weeks. You got to check two weeks. No. I'll tell you why.

46:11Khalyla Kuhn:Very good question, Jimmy. Right? Very good question. Yeah, thank you. Okay, so. You see that? See this?

46:20Bobby Lee:Size four.

46:21Khalyla Kuhn:No, that's not the shoe. Oh, sorry. Is that the shoe, Jimmy? It's the jeans. I have raw denim on. I bring one pair of jeans. Ah. Okay. So I can fade them. All right. So all I have to do is put shirts in. Underwear too, yeah. Underwear and socks. That's true because the pants, that's what takes up the most space. Exactly. When you're in a shirt for two weeks, how many pants do you bring? I bring too many pants.

46:48Bobby Lee:But he's a hot guy. Hot guys have too many pants. I just said it again. Hot guy. Yeah, yeah, you're a hot guy. Yeah, because hot guys - Ugly dudes, one pair. One pair. I'll do two. That's the other 5%. I thought you said,

47:00Khalyla Kuhn:You're the hat guy. And in my head I'm going, why do hat guys have more pants? Hot guy, hot guy. Hot guy.

47:07Bobby Lee:Hot guy.

47:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

47:08Bobby Lee:Let me ask Brass Tacks real fast. Yeah. How fun was it working with Will Ferrell for real?

47:13Khalyla Kuhn:It was great.

47:14Bobby Lee:Best thing ever.

47:15Khalyla Kuhn:I've never met him. Coolest guy in the world. He's the best. Have you met him?

47:20Bobby Lee:Yeah, but you know.

47:21Khalyla Kuhn:I've never met him.

47:21Bobby Lee:In passing, it's not a real -

47:23Khalyla Kuhn:I've never even been around him. No way. Yeah. I have a hard time believing that. That's the 100 % truth. I've never seen him or, I mean, the other day I saw Vince. Vaughn? Yeah. That has nothing to do with Will Ferrell. I know, but I'm just telling you. I get the association. Yeah. Legendary comedy guys, tall. Tall. Tall. No, what I'm saying is that I'm telling you how close to proximity I've been. Okay, this is the top. The degrees of? Yeah, yeah. This was my fifth time working with him. See, you're hot. Hot. I mean, that's what Will wants. He wants to be the ugly. This is the fifth time, but first TV series.

48:03Khalyla Kuhn:This is his first. I think it's his first series that's like his series.

48:09Bobby Lee:That's crazy to think about. That's crazy. Because in my mind, I think for sure he's had a television show before. But he's a movie star, and then he never... He's the first entry.

48:15Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, he does big, massive movies. At least that I know of. I don't know if he's had like a...

48:21Bobby Lee:The Hawk now on Netflix right now.

48:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I know that he, or maybe The Shrink Next Door. Is that a show? Yeah. Was he, oh yeah, he was the series regular on that. And then he obviously like Eastbound and Down, but I think this is like. But it's his lead show. Yeah, this is like his, he is the hawk. Yeah, he is the hawk. We did an advertisement for your show. Oh yeah? Yeah. It was fun to do. How did it go? We wore the hat. No, it was fun. We wore the hat. We wore the hat and we had a good time doing it. Yeah, because we're proud of you.

48:50Bobby Lee:We are very proud.

48:51Khalyla Kuhn:And congratulations.

48:52Bobby Lee:Where'd you guys shoot most of the show?

48:53Khalyla Kuhn:All in LA.

48:54Bobby Lee:Everything in LA? The whole thing in LA. Lucky bastard.

48:56Khalyla Kuhn:Except we shot at TGL. Oh, in Florida. In Florida. So we did like the last couple days, we would go out and during the commercial breaks, we would shoot at TGL. The boys got the hats on.

49:08Bobby Lee:There you go. Good job, boys. Way to be team players. Yeah. Is that Luke Wilson? Yeah, it's funny because Owen has a golf show and then Luke's doing this to combat it, which is very funny. Yeah.

49:16Khalyla Kuhn:That's amazing. Almost like a fuck you. What's Luke like? Luke is cool. Yeah. He's an interesting dude. He's like very casual and like chill. Yeah, that's good. And laid back. Yeah.

49:28Bobby Lee:Exactly like his brother.

49:30Khalyla Kuhn:And he's definitely the best at golf out of the three of us. Oh, really? Yeah, he's Lucas. He's actually quite good. Are they better than Andrew? Have you played with Andrew? I don't know if he's... I think he's pretty good. Yeah. Andrew. One of the best. Hi. You're... Can I say something? Yeah. Jimmy? Pure athlete. Pure. I think we need to get you on the show It'd be nice

50:00Khalyla Kuhn:You know what I'm pissed off about Jim Can I call you Jim

50:03Bobby Lee:Yeah sure

50:05Khalyla Kuhn:This is like an old cowboy movie Can I call you Jim Go ahead Bob So Jim Hit me Bob I will Jim That was good Bob God you're good What a crafty Call me Robert Then you call him Jiminy I'll call him James. Jimothy.

50:24Bobby Lee:His first name is Jimothy.

50:25Khalyla Kuhn:Is it really Jimothy? Yeah. Can I call you Jimothy? On my license, it's Jimothy, yeah. I'm going to call you Jimothy from now on. Okay, cool. Yeah. Can I call you Jimbo? Jimbo, I'm not as passionate. Yeah. That's why I'm going to call you that. Because there was, in my high school, a father of one of the kids named Jimbo. Everyone thought he was super cool, and he was not so cool. All right, let's go back to Jimmy. So, Jimmy, I'm going to say that Andrew is a great actor. Can you agree on that?

50:50Bobby Lee:Okay.

50:51Khalyla Kuhn:I can. okay what's the angle here there is no angle okay there's only truth today okay yeah today is about honesty he's big on a truth yeah okay is that you're a great actor that's nice and you're a great golfer right season two get this guy on the show no no no yeah yeah he has no control

51:11Bobby Lee:over that he's an actor on the show you can say things i can say things yeah yeah yeah you can

51:16Khalyla Kuhn:I can say some stuff. Yeah. And it makes me mad that there's these golfing projects that you're not in the top three in. I get that. I think you should be on it. Yeah. This is like just for us. I like where you are though. Pretty close to my house. Oh, it is nice. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. So you're in the area. I'm like, you know, 10 minutes away. Oh, you're 10 minutes away. That's perfect. Yeah, it's great. Did you read for this show? For... The Will Ferrell Hawk? I actually didn't because... Offer only. I had just You know he's offer Offer only No I had literally Just come off Of a movie With like the whole With Will And the whole The whole team Perfect So they made it happen Went straight from that Into this Yeah He's a good actor He's nice to look at He's nice to work with You know what I mean He doesn't cause problems

52:05Bobby Lee:That's why he's so successful

52:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah

52:07Bobby Lee:And then also Fortune Feimster's in this

52:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah

52:10Bobby Lee:Who's one of her friends A good friend

52:12Khalyla Kuhn:I love Fortune She's so fucking funny Yeah she plays the caddy she's the caddy she yeah yeah she she plays a caddy that's like um he picks up in a walmart parking lot love and um is like hey do you want to be my caddy yeah just a random woman from walmart yeah yeah because he's just like he's like this kind of washed up golfer who's trying to make his way back onto the tour yeah and uh something happens he needs a new caddy and he just sees this woman and and he likes her vibe at a certain point he's like hey do you want to be my caddy and she's like i have no idea what that means so the whole half the time he's like telling her explaining to her golf yeah he's like let me get my seven iron she's like which one is that

52:52Bobby Lee:the one the one with the seven on kind of on the nose yeah yeah so wait this is the funniest part about the show that i did notice was he's got um luke's got a shirt on that has mike's hard

53:04Khalyla Kuhn:lemonade on it yes he is uh his character is sponsored by mike's hard lemonade but the layers

53:08Bobby Lee:of this is funny and true because obviously mike's is a sponsor of the show so like clever moved by them to be like it's funny also we're gonna they're are you the nemesis in the show

53:16Khalyla Kuhn:i we kind of are are uh you're the nemesis nemesis nemesis nemesis we are yes co-nemeses yeah oh co-nemesis aren't you his son i'm the son yeah he's his son oh no well but i play a pro golfer and he plays a pro golfer and at a certain point he's worried that i'm gonna kind of start to outshine him. That's so funny. So he sets off kind of on a mission to take me down. That's funny. It's good. It seems like maybe it's going to be like a nice kind of father-son story where it's like, you know, maybe he'll coach him. Yeah. He's like, no. Do we ever see your mother? Oh yeah, my mother is Molly Shannon.

53:54Bobby Lee:Oh, that's so good. Never heard of her.

53:55Khalyla Kuhn:So good. Anyway, um. No, she's great. What a talent. One of the sweetest people. One of the sweetest and most talented people. She is so funny. She, on like the last day of shooting, everyone's kind of leaving and I just, I was like, oh man, I haven't said bye to Molly yet. And I just hear like, boom, boom, boom. And I like walk out of my trailer and she's blasting Chief Keef. And I'm like, I'm like, Molly. And she's like, I love Chief Keef. She goes, do you know Chief Keef? Isn't he great? I was like, yeah, he's great. I love it so much. That's amazing that she loves Chief Keef. She drove off with like a sub slapping Chief Keef.

54:33Bobby Lee:She's like two 12s in the back. Yeah, yeah. I make a thump. Bye, Jimmy. Yeah, literally.

54:38Khalyla Kuhn:She's the shit. Can I ask you another question, Jimmy? Yeah, yeah. Shoot, Bob. He's inquisitive today. Do you want children? Do I watch what? Do you want children? Do I want children? Yes. We're trying to sell some here.

54:51Bobby Lee:Guys, bring out the kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

54:53Khalyla Kuhn:We have a Nigerian and a Puerto Rican.

54:56Bobby Lee:I was looking for an Asian. I was looking for an Asian. Good. Do you want kids? We can't have kids. We tried. We did it for a long time. Okay. Couldn't do it. But I will... When you adopt a Nigerian or Puerto Rican, we have a couple back there. They come home with me at night.

55:10Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, they do? Okay. Is that why you're asking? What? Because... Oh, no, no, no. Not because of me. No, not because of him. No.

55:17Bobby Lee:No, but we did try to have kids. I just... I'm at the point now. I'm 43. I think I might have missed the train.

55:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I'm 55.

55:24Bobby Lee:What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, but Asians, specifically Koreans, they're good as...

55:32Khalyla Kuhn:We're losers.

55:33Bobby Lee:No. Look at the World Cup. They're good as old dads. Old white dads, scary and sad. Old Korean dad, funny, sweet, cute.

55:41Khalyla Kuhn:Jimmy, do you have Korean friends? I think so.

55:45Bobby Lee:Oh, my God. Well, you got one now.

55:47Khalyla Kuhn:You got one now. So that's one. I'm racking my brain. Where'd you grow up? I grew up in LA. In here? Yeah. Where'd you go to high school? I went to Notre Dame and Sherman Oaks, but I grew up on the west side. Huge. Huge. Do you have Asian friends? Yes. Good. That's all I wanted to hear.

56:04Bobby Lee:Yeah, growing up in L.A., for sure you have Asian friends. It's L.A.

56:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

56:09Bobby Lee:And Mexican friends, for sure.

56:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. You have to. Definitely Mexican friends.

56:12Bobby Lee:You're a West Side kid. I didn't know that you're a West Side kid.

56:15Khalyla Kuhn:You're a West Side kid. How West? Venice. Okay. You could be an ocean kid. I don't know. As West as you know.

56:22Bobby Lee:Could have been born on a boat. Yeah, yeah. But Venice, you grew up in Venice because you're what? How old are you? I'm 34. Yeah, you grew up in Venice, and it was still pretty tough when you were a kid.

56:31Khalyla Kuhn:In the 90s, yeah.

56:32Bobby Lee:It was like a rough patch down there.

56:34Khalyla Kuhn:It was, yeah. It's definitely changed a lot since I lived there. Sure. Are you a Dogtown kid? Oh, yeah. You are? Skate? Skate rat? Skater boy. You look like a Dogtown kid to me. Yeah. Yeah.

56:48Bobby Lee:You do? Did you get in fights when you were a kid? Not so much. Not, um. Were you in Lords of Dogtown? I wasn't in Lords of Dogtown.

56:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Do you know Tony Alva? I don't. I wished I did. You know who he is? But I did, yeah. I mean, like, after I saw Lloyd's of Dogtown as a kid, I was like, oh, man. That's my life story. But that's us.

57:10Bobby Lee:Yeah.

57:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

57:12Bobby Lee:Yeah. Isn't that kind of crazy, though, that you see movies like that, knowing that you grew up in the thick of that thing? Like, in that place, whether you knew it or not.

57:18Khalyla Kuhn:Well, honestly, you know what was weird? When I saw the movie Mid-90s, I, like, wanted to not like it, because I was like, ah, skateboarding movie. Like, what do they know about?

57:27Bobby Lee:Jonah's movie, right? Yeah, skating in Venice in the 90s.

57:29Khalyla Kuhn:And then I saw it, and I was like, oh, man. That was like, that was my life. And it was like the three dudes, it was like that black dude on the left and then like - The little boy. That guy with the long hair. And it was like, that was my squad. I was like the little white dude. And then I had my two best friends was this Mexican dude and this black dude who were both like four years older than me. And I was the one that filmed the videos. And it was like - You didn't skate at all? No, I did. I did. Let me ask you something. Can you do a pop shove it? Yeah. Can you do a kick flip? Yeah. Heel flip.

58:00Khalyla Kuhn:Heel flip I have, but I wouldn't feel I couldn't I don't know if I could do one right now but you pulled one off but in your life many yes oh many many let me ask you the other ones laser no okay no laser flip

58:12Bobby Lee:if he can't do a fucking heel flip he can't do a laser flip he's done a heel flip

58:16Khalyla Kuhn:he said in his life

58:16Bobby Lee:no he said he can't really do it

58:18Khalyla Kuhn:I peeked at the tray flip tray flip's big tray flip's huge yeah the tray flip can you tray flip onto a rail no what what

58:25Bobby Lee:tray flip onto a rail okay he's not a pro skateboarder okay That's insanely hard He could be like

58:33Khalyla Kuhn:Yuta Horogami

58:34Bobby Lee:He could be

58:35Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah That kid's good He's so good He could be This is your crew That's your crew

58:39Bobby Lee:That was literally my crew

58:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah this is why I like you

58:42Bobby Lee:Now were you a little bad boy though? I wasn't that bad

58:45Khalyla Kuhn:No No drugs No booze I was more of a good boy back then And then the friends were kind of bad boys And my parents were always like We don't like you hanging out with Mexican Black people It was

59:01Bobby Lee:Kimmy, why can't you have white friends? That's gay. Tony Alva.

59:07Khalyla Kuhn:It was Chris and AJ, and my parents liked them. But then there was this kid, Hugo. Already Hugo's are. He was even older. Yeah. And he would like - He's like 45. He was like, I don't know how old, but I thought he was like 20. Yeah, yeah. But I was like 12, and he would pick up cigarettes and light them. and he would like pick up and I was like, damn, he's like so hardcore. That's hardcore.

59:30Bobby Lee:Now Hugo has hepatitis B.

59:32Khalyla Kuhn:Hugo. Yeah. And then he like keyed my dad's car one time. Hell yeah. Yeah, that's what Hugos do. I don't like this Hugo guy. I was like, what's so bad about Hugo? He's like, he fucking keyed my car. Yeah. Why did he key your dad's car? What was it? Does he look the windows? Hugo's look the windows. He just, I don't know why he keyed the car. I think it was just to feel something. Dominance. Yeah.

59:52Bobby Lee:Well, Hugo came from a pretty tough household. For sure. Yeah. Hugo was definitely abused and this was his way to laugh

59:57Khalyla Kuhn:Did your dad catch him? He didn't like I don't know if he I don't remember if he saw He definitely didn't see it But he knew it was Hugo How did he know it was Hugo? He wrote Hugo in the car

1:00:15Khalyla Kuhn:Hugo was here I gotta ask my parents about that Because it's one of those things that's a very vague memory I just remember Hugo keyed my dad's car Did you rat Hugo out? No, no. Oh. Maybe he did. Maybe you did. I don't know. If I did, definitely the right move. Yeah. Yes, that's the right move. You keyed my dad's car. No. Wow, you told your dad on me? Yeah, you fucking keyed his car. Yeah. Okay, can I just say something about keying cars? Yeah. All right? And you whites. You whites. I'm sorry. Go ahead. You're outnumbered here, pal. I know, but I will stand my fucking point. Go ahead. Who cares?

1:00:57Khalyla Kuhn:Key to car. It's just so mean. Why? I key cars every day. It's fine. Does the car work? Yeah. Yeah. Does the door open? So you're saying you walk outside right now and someone keyed your car when you get set? All right. All right. So guys, answer that question for me. If somebody keyed my car right now, would I care? You wouldn't notice. You would never fix it.

1:01:23Bobby Lee:He wouldn't notice. He wouldn't know it's there.

1:01:25Khalyla Kuhn:And also, do I care? No.

1:01:27Bobby Lee:His cars are always beat to shit.

1:01:29Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. My theory is if it runs, it's fine. Now, if he took an engine, let's say Hugo took the engine, right? Then I'd be like, hey, Hugo took your engine, Dad.

1:01:41Bobby Lee:Yeah, it's a big deal.

1:01:42Khalyla Kuhn:That's a big deal. This is gone too. Yeah, yeah. The wheels are all gone. It's a big deal. Yeah, it's a big deal. But as long as the car moves, you can open doors, right? and everything else, a little key, that's fine. He's a car guy. I'm a car guy. It's a big car guy. Yeah, yeah. Because the whole point of a car is to get from A to B, no? Right. Jimmy. Yeah. No, it is. Am I making a point for you or no? You are. It's a valid point. Can I key your car after the show? I'd rather you didn't. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah.

1:02:14Bobby Lee:Valid idea though. Also, this is why now a lot of new cars have their, there's no physical key. That's why they put them in like little things or it's keyless now? Yeah, I have a hunting knife. Oh, it's attached to your keychain.

1:02:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, I have a Klingon hunting knife. Thank God. For a second, I thought you wouldn't be able to... Yeah, yeah. I was worried. Yeah, where are my keys? I do have a...

1:02:36Bobby Lee:He does have a knife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he has a key.

1:02:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I have one of those. He just carries a sigh around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, sir, you have five packs of sardines and a hunting knife. And no clothes.

1:02:48Bobby Lee:Am I being detained?

1:02:49Khalyla Kuhn:If a dog pooped on your driveway, that's not your dog, would you get angry? Well, it's funny you ask. This just happened maybe two weeks ago. Amen. Tell your story. It was your dog. I was pissed. Yeah. My neighbor texts me, neighbor Dave, and he's like, yo, one of the neighbors just left a massive shit in your driveway. And it's like, I mean, this was a big one. Dog must have been fasting. Right at the bottom of the driveway, you know?

1:03:23Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:03:23Khalyla Kuhn:And so I look at the cameras and I see the girl. I see her just let the dog take a shit. She's like on her phone, watches it happen, and then just keeps going. And I was like, for a second, my neighbor was like, he's like, you won't print that out and put it around and say, this girl's leaving shits. and I thought about it and then my fiance was like, definitely don't do that. I was like, okay, I won't do that. But I was planning on if I saw her being like, you got bags on you? And if she said, yeah, I'd say, make sure you're using them.

1:04:03Bobby Lee:I go, come here, I gotta help you clean something up. Yeah. Because Bobby's been on the other side of this.

1:04:08Khalyla Kuhn:Bobby's had a flyer made.

1:04:12Bobby Lee:Bobby's had a flyer made. Someone in his apartment complex.

1:04:15Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, so what does it read there?

1:04:17Bobby Lee:Hi, I'm Bobby Lee. I have a couple of dogs. They look like rats. And they bite. Yes. I don't clean up after them. Ever. Ever. You defecate on my property. Wow. You defecate on my property. So someone made this in his old apartment complex. No way. Yeah. Yeah. Let my dogs defecate on your property. If you feel as though I owe you money or an apology, you know where to find me. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee.

1:04:47Khalyla Kuhn:Bobby Lee live and then my podcast Tiger Belly and his ex-girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend, yeah. My address was there too. I mean, they plugged all your accounts. It was nice. What happened was, Jimmy, is this person took flyers, put them all over the neighborhood in front of cars, and guess what I did? I took the flyer, I made them into t-shirts, and I made money off of it. Really? Yeah, and they sold out. You made, I was gonna say, it's kind of a fire shirt. Yeah, I made the t-shirts off of it. It's under Tiger Belly, my podcast, right? And this is what my belief is, right? You should be allowed.

1:05:28Khalyla Kuhn:What? Pooping on people's lawns.

1:05:30Bobby Lee:He thinks you shouldn't have to clean up dog shit.

1:05:32Khalyla Kuhn:Oh.

1:05:33Bobby Lee:It's natural. Now you and I feel the exact same about it.

1:05:38Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

1:05:38Bobby Lee:So hold nothing back.

1:05:39Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, yeah, I know I don't feel the same. I feel more closely to you have a whole scene about this in Dave.

1:05:47Bobby Lee:Yeah, we do a whole poop scene about that. That's exactly right.

1:05:49Khalyla Kuhn:And you're mad about them putting it in your trash can. Yeah. Which also I actually, I'm like, look, if you put it in my trash can, it is what it is. I don't care about that. But don't put it in my recycling. No. That's when I get mad. Put it in the right place. I'm like, at least put it in the black one.

1:06:05Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:06:06Khalyla Kuhn:You know? Put it in the black one. Put it in the black one. Always. Yeah, give them your shit. Interesting. Interesting stuff. This is hilarious because I'm over here thinking I had this unique idea to put this on a flyer. Like I was gonna print out my security camera footage of this girl, and here you are. I'm gonna shit on your driveway. On your flyer. No, I want you to take a photograph. I'm gonna shit right in your fucking driveway, Jimmy. Wow. Right? Get the publicist in here. Give us his address. Yeah, get the publicist in here. At least you have like small dogs, right? No, I'm gonna shit.

1:06:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but it said they're like rat-like. Yeah, they're small. They are tiny dogs. One of them just died. In his rat way. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shouldn't have been shitting. Yeah, he was murdered. He was murdered. Okay. All right, we can agree to disagree. Not just that you had it coming, but you know. Okay, we can agree to disagree. But yeah, that exactly thing happened. I do love that. No, it was like a Bernie's Mountain Doodle. You know, the big. Huge shit. Yeah.

1:07:04Bobby Lee:Huge shit.

1:07:05Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, mine are little ones.

1:07:07Bobby Lee:I got to clean them up. Takes no time. It's easy.

1:07:09Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, you know, because if it's on grass, fertilizer. It's not, though. It's not? It's not how it works. Poo is not fertilizer. Is all poo fertilizer? Not all poo. Not all poo. Is all poo fertilizer? So you let it poo and then you kind of rub it in? I exactly do. You smear it? I'm a nature guy. Yeah. Not all poop is fertilizer.

1:07:30Bobby Lee:Feces are rich in plant nutrients like nitrogen, phosphor, and potassium. Raw waste contains harmful pathogens, bacteria, and parasites. safely broken down this is human no any poop any poop needs to be composted specialized this is raw human waste dogs dogs cats pigs carry parasites pose serious health risk to humans

1:07:47Khalyla Kuhn:I'm sorry then I didn't realize that changes everything that changes everything for me I don't want parasites to be spread around if they have it but also it needs to be treated you're right you know what everyone listening right now I apologize I had a buddy that was like he was like yeah he has this massive dog and he was like yeah sometimes like I won't bring enough bags. And the dog will shit multiple times and I'll have to just like bare hand it.

1:08:11Bobby Lee:What? And I was like,

1:08:12Khalyla Kuhn:no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. Bare hand it. Like there's no world where that's... Bare hand shit? He said he bare handed it. No. And I was like, that is... Yeah, you don't bare hand it. No. And here's my excuse. I didn't have... Sometimes I forget the bags. No, he forgot the bags deliberately. No, that's not true. Sometimes I have the bags. Well, now I have a backyard. Jimmy. It's poop. It's all poop. It's all poo. Yeah. Right. And I have a pool and poo. It's a pool and poo. Yeah. I have a swimming pool and a poo. And when my girlfriend and I go lay out in the backyard, we have to angle our chairs around the poo.

1:08:52Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And I have fake grass. So you do the math. Oh.

1:08:59Khalyla Kuhn:You do the math. So all this time you thought you've been fertilizing your fake grass. Yes. Yeah, yeah, I thought so. Yeah. Apparently it's fake. But everything just changed for you today. No, not really. I don't care.

1:09:09Bobby Lee:This will be the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:09:11Khalyla Kuhn:Literally nothing will change. Jimmy, when does your show come out? It's out. July 16th.

1:09:16Bobby Lee:It's out right now.

1:09:17Khalyla Kuhn:So go check out Jimmy's show.

1:09:19Bobby Lee:Please go watch The Hawk right now. The Hawk on Netflix. Starring not only Molly Shannon and not only Luke Wilson and not only Will Ferrell, but our beloved Jimmy Tatro, one of the most funny, cool dudes that I've gotten the pleasure to know. At the very least, I want to play golf with you outside of that show. I don't even need to be on the show. We got to go play some golf.

1:09:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, we should play some golf.

1:09:40Bobby Lee:We got to go fart around. I'll caddy. He'll caddy. He caddy for me, him, and Bryson DeChambeau. He caddy for us. Did you do that? Me and Bryson, me, Bryson, and Bobby did a little thing together.

1:09:52Khalyla Kuhn:How did you play?

1:09:53Bobby Lee:We just shot like a one-hole walk and talk thing, but we're going to do it. We're going to do with Bryson soon, right? Don't we want to do that? The breaking 50? I think so. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Yeah, come on.

1:10:02Khalyla Kuhn:I'm out. Please? No. Why? I don't want to do any of that anymore. I did it one time. What's your handicap?

1:10:08Bobby Lee:I'm a 2.0 index.

1:10:10Khalyla Kuhn:What is index? Is that under?

1:10:13Bobby Lee:No, index just means like, it's like an aggregate. It's on the app. So any given course, probably four or five, something like that for him. Jesus. There's something around there.

1:10:21Khalyla Kuhn:That's insane. Did you have fun here, Jim? I did, yeah. Good. Please go watch the show. Right now on Netflix. Can you look in that camera, Jimmy, and say thank you for being a bad friend? Thank you for being a bad friend. Yay.

1:10:36Yeah, woo-hoo.

1:10:41Yeah, woo-hoo. Yeah, woo-hoo. Yeah, woo-hoo.

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