Do It Again, You’re Out of the House

6:00Bobby Lee:Please go see it.

6:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. You finished it, right?

6:03Bobby Lee:Yeah, you went home halfway through.

6:06Khalyla Kuhn:They didn't even sit us in the same theater. That's what pissed me off. I was alone, right? Sitting there, but big bag of popcorn. All the celebrities are like far away from me. You guys could have taken us. Huh? You guys both have plus ones and you could have taken us. There was so many, yeah, we could have, no, we couldn't have. It was sold out. No, all the seats were filled. So filled. Did you like it? I loved it. I love it too. I actually thought it was awesome. Yeah, yeah. But I called you afterwards. Your voice came out first. Do you remember? What do you mean? In the beginning of the movie, I could hear your voice in the background.

6:35Khalyla Kuhn:In the far background. In the far background.

6:37Bobby Lee:Yeah. And I was like, there's Andrew. But you got the biggest pops. No, I didn't. And one of the guy's sons said to me at the after party, because we have friends that have kids that showed up, and I was like, did you like the movie? And he goes, yeah. And I said, did you like the announcers? He goes, oh, yeah. And I said, which one did you like more? Did you like the big one or the little one? And he goes, I like the little one. And I said, good. Wow, that's good. That's good. Because he plays the little tiny one. You ripped. Honestly, it's cute and sweet and funny. I hope people go see it. It's a fun animated movie.

7:10Bobby Lee:Bring your knee to your knee. The way he fucked me was, so then Saturday night. Oh, time out. First of all, that night after the movie, We were supposed to go to a little after get together. Nick Kroll, all these people that are in the movie go. I call him and say, where are you? Are you lost? Do you not know where to go? It's literally in the same complex. I'm already at home. I'm in bed. Yeah, I was already in bed. He bailed halfway through the movie. I was alone. One of the women working there goes, your friend left. I said, where did he go? She goes, I think home. He got in his driver car and he left.

7:41Bobby Lee:But then we were told the next night was like a wrap party, but it was a screening. No, it wasn't. During the day was. I know but this is what he says to me this lying bastard well it's not a lie it's what I was told it's what I was told they were like screenings all day and don't come spank my boy spank shout out to spank spank goes don't need to go it's a screening

8:00Khalyla Kuhn:anyway I get a call going a car's picking you up at 6.15 I go where are we going he goes you're going to the wrap party so I'm going to go right and then right the car arrives I'm talking to Andrew and he goes it's not a wrap party dude it's another screening right so I went up to the driver and I gave him some money I go you know what you can go home I don't want to go to another screening he leaves and then like 30 minutes later he calls me like oh no it is a rap party and I'm like I'm gone sorry I didn't go

8:26Bobby Lee:I stayed at home I watched Pluribus have you seen that show

8:31Khalyla Kuhn:oh bro it's great

8:32Bobby Lee:I like the ending no but Bobby goes I gave that guy 200 bucks and I made him leave I was like well you don't want to go to a rap party anyway because it's just a bunch of drunk people standing around I wanted to go should have gone I told you to go

8:45Khalyla Kuhn:dude you fucked me what are you talking about you could have called your manager and said can i get

8:49Bobby Lee:another car and they would have sent you i'm not yet no see no i'll tell you why it could have been

8:53Khalyla Kuhn:fixed it's not it can't be fixed right because those drivers were specifically they know what

8:57Bobby Lee:to do you know right you know that right is that your mom as a that's insane dude that's your mom she's yellow dude put the wait what is that in star trek world what is that called who is that that woman she's playing. This is the locker room for the guys. Oh, oh, oh. We just put up. Oh yeah, jerk material, I get it. That's insane, that's your mom. Hey, can I have that? Frame it.

9:25Khalyla Kuhn:Frame it. That is actually amazing.

9:27Bobby Lee:Yeah, your mom's tits are that big actually. What? They are. Okay.

9:32Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. But if, with that face, would you? Oh yeah. With that face. Without. Yeah, okay. Rudy, be good.

9:42Bobby Lee:I am good. No, you're not. You know what's so funny? When you put on face makeup like this, when you put on face paint, like you're going out for the night, I know it's because she's going on a little secret date. You are.

9:51Khalyla Kuhn:I'm just hanging out with friends. No, you look like a colorful coconut. I'm a colorful coconut.

9:56Bobby Lee:You're like when Tom Hanks painted the coconut to have sex with it in that fucking The Island movie. Wilson. Yeah, Wilson. Yeah, you look like Wilson. You're Wilson. Your new nickname is Wilson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody in line, call Rudy Wilson, please. Wilson! Oh, that was so good. That's you, Rude. That's you.

10:14Khalyla Kuhn:That's cute.

10:15Bobby Lee:Where are you going after? Is she going bowling?

10:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Highland Park.

10:19Bobby Lee:Oh, you're going to Highland Park bowl? Fantastic.

10:21Khalyla Kuhn:She's been going out all the time now.

10:23Bobby Lee:Now, what time does she get home to the house? Sometimes four in the morning. Gross. Yeah. Do you see it on the ring or whatever? On your camera? No.

10:31Khalyla Kuhn:No, he just hears me because he's also awake.

10:33Bobby Lee:Well, he's playing. He's playing games. Yeah, I wander around in the kitchen. But when she comes home, do you interrogate at all? Are you ever like, what's been going on? Yeah, but she immediately starts yelling. You do? You get mad? Like, where'd you go?

10:47Khalyla Kuhn:Where'd you go? I have every right to go out! I go out! You know what I mean? I'm like, all right, relax. Jesus Christ. No, because he starts saying... That tone! Yeah. He starts saying, why are you out so late?

11:00Bobby Lee:Why are you out so late?

11:02Khalyla Kuhn:Because I can be out late. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. I'm concerned. Would you? Yes. For the morning? For the morning. Yeah.

11:07Bobby Lee:I'm concerned. Here's the difference. You can do whatever you want. Doesn't mean you should or have to. so what are you doing out at that late?

11:14Khalyla Kuhn:Well, the last time I just went to the beach with friends.

11:18Bobby Lee:I don't like that.

11:19Khalyla Kuhn:And then I go, who'd you go to the beach with? He goes, my friend Hillary. And then, pause. Live. And then a bunch of guys.

11:26Bobby Lee:Yeah, a bunch of guys. At 4 a.m.?

11:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. At 4 a.m., yeah.

11:29Bobby Lee:Let me tell you something. My mom used to say to me, nothing good happens after 2 a.m. You should come home. So what are you doing between 2 and 4 a.m.? Something bad is going on.

11:37Khalyla Kuhn:You smoked weed. See? Smoking weed.

11:39Bobby Lee:Are you smoking weed now?

11:40Khalyla Kuhn:Just a little bit.

11:42Bobby Lee:Gross. You're a bad kid. It's just weed? No, it's not. What do you mean it's just weed?

11:47Khalyla Kuhn:Just a little bit. It's just meth. It's just crack. I'm not doing other stuff.

11:52Bobby Lee:That's how it starts with the weed. It starts with the weed. Why are you so shocked? Marijuana has been labeled as a gateway drug. The gateway drug. Statistically, most people who use hard drugs use marijuana first, pound for pound. Marijuana and adolescent brain development because the teenage brain is still developing until the mid-20s, which you're not in your mid-20s. You want tough love? No.

12:14Khalyla Kuhn:I'll give you tough love. No. Yeah, yeah. No. You do it again, you're out of the house. Out of the house. You're out of the house. I got a nipple piercing too. What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh my.

12:24Bobby Lee:No, you didn't.

12:29Bobby Lee:What?

12:31Khalyla Kuhn:No.

12:33Bobby Lee:That's unbelievable, dude. You're really pissing us off, man.

12:38Khalyla Kuhn:What are you, goth now? No, I'm not. It's just fun. No, it's not fun. It's gross. It's gross. Oh, my God. You know what? She's going to have tattoos on her face three years from now.

12:49Bobby Lee:Neck tattoos on the way. Yeah, yeah. Face tattoos on the way. Teardrops for the dead homies on the way. I can't believe you did that.

12:57Khalyla Kuhn:It wasn't painful.

12:58Bobby Lee:No, that's not what we're talking about.

13:01Khalyla Kuhn:Who'd you get it with? Your friend? Hillary. Yeah, where? At a mall? No, at the tattoo shop. Bad people hang out at those places. Is that where you get your weed? No.

13:15Bobby Lee:You get your titty pierced and a bottle of weed. Yeah. Guy who doesn't know about weed. Did you get a bottle of weed and your titty pierced? Yeah. At the tattoo shop? Did you get a carafe of weed? Who gave you that sinister weed? Yeah. Who gave it to you? Did you snort it?

13:36Khalyla Kuhn:I heard kids lately snort. They put it in their ass. Yeah, they do.

13:39Bobby Lee:They'll put it right in their ass. Yeah, they rub it on their eyes. It goes straight to the brain. Where are you buying the weed?

13:46Khalyla Kuhn:I'm not buying. I just have some friends. Oh, you have a drug dealer boyfriend. She's got a drug dealer boyfriend. She's got a drug dealer boyfriend named Raul. Raul. Huh? Raul. Probably listens to Bad Bunny. Yeah. Raul. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what else do you do at night? That's it.

14:07Bobby Lee:Piercing your tit. You're smoking fucking hot. Drugs. At the beach. And by the way, Hillary's not a real person.

14:15Khalyla Kuhn:No, you probably hasn't met her. I've never heard of Hillary. Oh my God. Call her right now. I've never even seen or heard of Hillary.

14:21Bobby Lee:Call Hillary right now. Yeah, who is Hillary? Put her on the line.

14:23Khalyla Kuhn:You haven't met her.

14:25Bobby Lee:Oh, shut up. Is it Hillary Clinton?

14:27Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, it is? Yeah, it's Hillary Clinton.

14:29Bobby Lee:Oh, you mean one of Epstein's friends? Hillary Hilldog? The sinister suit wearer? Answer, Hillary. If she doesn't answer, there's no Hillary.

14:40Khalyla Kuhn:She's not answering. No, it doesn't matter. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Because you're calling your mom. Yeah. And she's not picking up the phone. Yeah, you put your mom, a random girl's face on the fucking screen. Let me leave a voice message.

14:54Bobby Lee:When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

14:57Khalyla Kuhn:Hillary. Excuse me. We heard about the marijuana. The weed and. Yeah, the breast is being pierced. And the boob piercing. Yeah. We need to call back. Call back. ASAP. Call back ASAP. We need to talk to you about Jesus Christ. Yes, the Lord and Savior. Lord and Savior, right? We need to talk about discipline. That's right. Right? And if you want to get scared straight, we'll scare you straight. I'll scare you real straight, pal. Yeah, pal. Listen here. You know what? Don't call Jules ever again.

15:21Bobby Lee:Don't ever call her. Yeah, yeah, don't ever call her again. She's not your friend. Bad influence. Right now, the path of life you're living is like scoliosis. It's all crooked. Yeah. You want to get straightened out, pal? Yeah. You got to come see us, the bad friends. And let me tell you something. Yeah, tell him. Let me tell you something. If I catch you listening to Bad Bunny, If I catch you listening to

15:44Bobby Lee:You're going down Alright, she better call back She better call back It's a new world now We're living in a time We're living in a time When someone like Rudy Flippantly Talks about drugs and tit pierce stuff And her friends Imagine what they're doing when they're not joking around This is funny because haha podcast I'm being real. Let's be real. Yeah. You're playing the devil's game. You're playing the devil's game. And you're playing right into his hand.

16:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, like this. Right? Rudy. Devil's game. He whispers in your ear. Rudy. Okay.

16:18Bobby Lee:You're playing the devil's game.

16:19Khalyla Kuhn:You are. No. Yes, you are, dude. You are, dude.

16:22Bobby Lee:You are. Okay.

16:23Khalyla Kuhn:How?

16:23Bobby Lee:Yeah.

16:24Khalyla Kuhn:We just smoke sometimes. Wait a minute.

16:27Bobby Lee:Did you get your boob pierced when you were stoned on marijuana or drunk on alcohol?

16:31Khalyla Kuhn:No.

16:31Bobby Lee:Liar. You were sober?

16:33Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Come 100%.

16:34Bobby Lee:100%. No.

16:35Khalyla Kuhn:100%.

16:35Bobby Lee:So you went to the tattoo parlor, you walked in, you lifted your shirt up, you put your tit out, and you let some creepy devil man.

16:43Khalyla Kuhn:Was it a man or woman that did it? A guy. Wait, wait. A guy, right? You're 14. I'm 24. I'm 24.

16:55Bobby Lee:You're 24, still some man slid a needle through your breast in front of other people, and you think, fun time Saturday night.

17:03Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I don't mind showing my boobs.

17:05Bobby Lee:Oh my God.

17:06Khalyla Kuhn:How did he hold it? What? How did he hold it? He just did that and then he stuck the needle. Oh my God.

17:15Bobby Lee:He hates women. Yes. Yes, yes. He's a misogynist. He's a misogynist. He's a misogynist. Any guy out there that's willing to deform a woman's breast is a misogynist. And this man - Amen. And this man - I gave him consent. Oh, okay. Yeah, because you felt pressure because of a power struggle. Hillary made to do it. No. Hillary, Hillary. No, he didn't.

17:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, she kept saying, are you sure? No, I got bored. All the cool people are doing it. Yep. Do you want to be a real American? Bobby? No. I want to be a real American, right? Do you want to be a real American?

17:49Bobby Lee:Oh, say can you see?

17:56Khalyla Kuhn:Let me tell you,

17:57Bobby Lee:does Hillary have her breast pierced?

17:59Khalyla Kuhn:No, she didn't.

18:00Bobby Lee:Okay, so does anyone in the circle have their boob pierced?

18:02Khalyla Kuhn:No, just me.

18:03Bobby Lee:Why are you the ringleader?

18:06Khalyla Kuhn:Because I got bored so I told her Let's go to the tattoo shop Get a hobby Batminton

18:15Bobby Lee:Play jacks Curling Cards Darts Shuffleboard There's so many other neck knacky things you can do

18:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah but this is fun too Are you going to get a tattoo?

18:28Bobby Lee:She is

18:30Khalyla Kuhn:Let me guess, a pentagram Yep. No. Yep. It's the devil's game. I want like my whole back. What do you want on your whole back? I don't know, but something also on my chest, like a tribal. Oh, my God. What?

18:45Bobby Lee:Hawaii. Hawaii's got her, man. Yeah, it's Hawaii. It's going to be Hawaii. It's not Hawaii. It's Flappy. Yeah, yeah. Oh, your aunt.

18:54Khalyla Kuhn:I used to date one of them. Correct? Yeah. Right? She's got tribal tattoos. Yeah. And it made her crazy. That's why I'm no longer with her. That's right. You're right. There.

19:04Bobby Lee:Yeah. That's Kalilah.

19:05Khalyla Kuhn:That's Kalilah. Yeah, yeah.

19:07Bobby Lee:That's Kalilah right there, dude. That was a picture of Kalilah when they were going out. When she was going out, that was when she was heavy. Have you seen the news? Hillary. Answer.

19:15Khalyla Kuhn:Get it.

19:15Bobby Lee:I'm excited.

19:18Khalyla Kuhn:Hillary, take to Bobby and take to Andrew wants to talk to you. Oh, no.

19:24Bobby Lee:Hillary. Hillary.

19:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yes.

19:27Bobby Lee:What are you doing?

19:29Khalyla Kuhn:I'm home.

19:30Bobby Lee:You sound like you're on drugs. Are you on drugs, Hillary?

19:33Khalyla Kuhn:I don't do drugs.

19:35Bobby Lee:Oh, you don't smoke marijuana?

19:36Khalyla Kuhn:You don't smoke marijuana? Never heard of that in my life. Really? All right, so when Jules is smoking it, she does it herself? Yeah, I do it by myself.

19:46Bobby Lee:Hillary?

19:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yes.

19:49Bobby Lee:Do you smoke drugs with Jules?

19:51Khalyla Kuhn:Sometimes. Why'd you lie to her?

19:54Bobby Lee:Did you influence her?

19:56Khalyla Kuhn:No, I influenced her.

19:58Bobby Lee:Did you influence her to smoke marijuana, Hillary? Are you dating some pothead that drives a souped-up Honda Civic? Is that what you're doing? And he's going around town with a loud muffler. Is that the guy that you're hooking up with? Taking her to tattoo parlors? Getting her tits pierced? Did you convince her to get her titty pierced?

20:20Khalyla Kuhn:I did not.

20:22Bobby Lee:Who else got their tit pierced in the group?

20:25Khalyla Kuhn:Me. Okay, Hillary.

20:28Bobby Lee:Hillary, give it to me.

20:29Khalyla Kuhn:Hillary, Hillary. It's Uncle Bob. I'm livid right now. Did you see, can I talk for a second? I'm pissed. Yeah, I'm pissed too, dude. I'm so pissed. Did you see Avatar Fire and Ash? You didn't? No. Well, instead of going to the beach and doing drugs, why don't you go watch that movie? I'm just giving you options of what else you can do. You know what I mean? Right? Well, it was just a girl's thing. Did you see Melania? Great documentary. Great documentary. Is it not great? Oh say can you see

20:59Bobby Lee:Wait you should go watch Melania Melania

21:02Khalyla Kuhn:It's very good It teaches you about work ethic It teaches you about principles And immigration And immigration Immigration is big

21:09Bobby Lee:Yeah yeah and also shoes

21:10Khalyla Kuhn:Shoes You like shoes Hillary? Yeah

21:13Bobby Lee:Okay good So she got her boob pierced too You lied Yeah You also got your tit pierced Hillary?

21:18Khalyla Kuhn:No I'm just kidding I didn't

21:19Bobby Lee:Okay Funny joke That's funny joke

21:22Khalyla Kuhn:I got a tattoo instead What tattoo? What's a tattoo? A fairy. A fairy.

21:27Bobby Lee:Oh, you mean a satanic symbol? Yeah, it's a satanic, yeah, yeah. Because fairies, look up fairies' satanic symbol.

21:33Khalyla Kuhn:You're into Smurfs as well? Smurfs are satanic as well. Smurfs are also satanic. Yeah, yeah.

21:39Bobby Lee:Yeah. A fairy has a, there is no singular official fairy satanic symbol, but horned goat headed Baphomet, symbol of the Church of Satan.

21:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it's not a goat, it's a fairy.

21:51Bobby Lee:It's a trickster fairy puck. Wait, wait, wait.

21:54Khalyla Kuhn:It might not be a fairy. Is it Clay Aiken?

21:57Bobby Lee:Because he's a fairy too.

21:59Khalyla Kuhn:Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or. Yeah, it could be. Ricky Martin. It could be Ricky Martin.

22:04Bobby Lee:It could be Ricky Martin. He was on the halftime show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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26:12Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, she has to go. Okay, she has to go. Bye, Hillary.

26:15Bobby Lee:Thanks for the drugs. Okay. I mean, I don't - We are so concerned. You're hanging out with drug addicts and influencers who think that they're going to be famous online. Yeah. So they're piercing their tits. They're getting tattoos. Look at - Do any of your friends have these tattoos? These are satanic symbols.

26:29Khalyla Kuhn:No, no.

26:30Bobby Lee:This looks familiar to me, pal. Time's running out on you guys. If you pick out one of those tattoos, we'll all three get them at the same time.

26:37Khalyla Kuhn:Really? It's got to be one of those though.

26:39Bobby Lee:The one in the top right looks like the medical symbol for like an EMT. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:42Khalyla Kuhn:We should do a lip tattoo.

26:44Bobby Lee:What is that? Oh, what do you want to say? Yeah, what do you want to say? Yeah.

26:48Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know.

26:48Bobby Lee:Exactly. Yeah, you got to figure it out.

26:50Khalyla Kuhn:Do a baby girl.

26:51Bobby Lee:Oh, that's a terrible fucking idea. Yeah. Whoa. A little stegosaurus. Thought about that. Wild. No, I don't like that. You know what's really funny? My friend Hillary. Wait, what does it say? Kissed by you, killed by you. My friend Hillary. 40 years later, Grandma, what's that say?

27:11Khalyla Kuhn:Grandma, what does that say on your lip? This says I heart BBC.

27:18Bobby Lee:Daddy, that one says daddy. That's awful. That's awful. My friend Hillary, who you guys met when we had Guy Fieri here, has Flavortown inside of her lip. Well, she was made to do that. Yeah, that was her thing. Yeah. No, but honestly.

27:30Khalyla Kuhn:What's Flavortown? You need to get educated, girl. What's Flavortown? Into American culture. You need to stop with the tit piercings and get educated. Yeah, stop watching Euphoria. that's a bad influence euphoria well that's the problem that's what they're doing watching euphoria what are they watching

27:47Bobby Lee:and they're probably watching heated rivalry just gay stuff

27:53Khalyla Kuhn:I love heated rivalry

27:55Bobby Lee:you also love it too no he doesn't I did love it it's gay propaganda I did love it look at the song in the middle of the show gay is cool gay is the way be gay hey hey hey That's the middle of the show. They just break out in a song. I didn't see that part. Really? Oh. I saw it. I saw it a couple times. Gay is cool. Gay is the way.

28:22Khalyla Kuhn:Just gay propaganda. What was that church when he goes, celibacy is cool? What is that? Celibacy is cool. All the kids were like, yeah.

28:34Bobby Lee:What is it? Don't have sex. Just cast checks.

28:40Bobby Lee:is cool is that celebrating yeah virginity is cool yeah virginity

28:45Khalyla Kuhn:is cool virginity is cool come on come on vj is cool come on come on jerry they do look cool yeah yeah imagine this is looping in your head as you're

29:09Bobby Lee:hanging yourself virginity is cool come on virginity is and you know what virginity is it is cool and here's why yeah because you know who you know what virgins don't do pierce their tics exactly amen amen like a deviant like a devil bird like a little devil person and that's what the devil does he goes come on rudy come to the beach with your tits pierced and smoke pot by the water i'm telling you we are disappointed in you as our daughter yeah it really bugs me because we wanted you to blossom into like a young woman with goals with with um with i'm going to school bullshit yeah she is going to school i'm doing my masters but tell them what you're what

29:56Khalyla Kuhn:are you mastering yeah environmental health fake it's fake fake oh this tree is sick

30:05Bobby Lee:look at this planet's all gray and falling apart fake that's fake shit it is really boring but

30:12Khalyla Kuhn:yeah but go get them go get these titanic plates are shifting what do we do nothing nothing we

30:18Bobby Lee:can't do shit if they're gonna shift when they shift it might not right earthquakes and whatnot

30:22Khalyla Kuhn:You can't stop it Quakes are gonna quake Quake be quaking Yeah El Nino's coming back Next year And you can't do shit about it There's nothing you can do about it Are you gonna fix that? I'm not gonna fix it Okay so What's the fucking What do you do With your masters? I don't know I'm still learning It's my first week You don't know anything about it? It's my first week You just picked it On a chart I don't do that What did you do How did you pick? You don't know anything about it Yeah Dude Okay the first day of class What do they say? I don't even know Well fuck we're done You're not going to class are you No where are you going I am going to class

30:59Bobby Lee:She's going to the beach Smoking weed with her tits pierced at the beach You pig Let me say something to you How many classes are you taking How many classes are required Three classes what are they called

31:11Khalyla Kuhn:One is occupational health One is microbiome That's cool Something also risk

31:21Bobby Lee:something also risk good i'm glad you i'm glad you're paying attention to something risk a key word to something you want to know what's going on something also risk occupational something risk

31:34Khalyla Kuhn:occupational hazardous risk something like i'm telling you honestly that's a master you need that is a master's the microbiology is cool give me something you learn in microbiology prions in your head they make you really sick and can be technically called virus and like the pregnant women that likes to eat that has cravings of like dirt

31:58Bobby Lee:wait a minute pregnant women that want to eat dirt

32:01Khalyla Kuhn:like craves dirt that's because they also have some kind of prions

32:05Bobby Lee:pregnant women crave dirt look at fancy's losing his shit

32:09Khalyla Kuhn:where were you three years ago

32:13Bobby Lee:go go into all hold on let me see zoom in craving dirt during pregnancy condition known as pika oh eating disorder involving urges to consume non-food items like soil clay ice laundry starch this is nutritional deficiency such as iron or zinc so this is real so what'd you call it pre prion that's what my professor well it's pika we say it's known as pika primarily linked to So women are out there just eating dirt.

32:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, they crave it. They want to eat it.

32:44Bobby Lee:Yeah, we see. This is why we have - Do you crave dirt?

32:47Khalyla Kuhn:No. I'm not pregnant.

32:49Bobby Lee:Okay. Yeah, you better fucking up.

32:52Khalyla Kuhn:Andrea, did your wife crave dirt?

32:54Bobby Lee:Yeah, I didn't know what it was.

32:59Khalyla Kuhn:I thought she was going crazy. Why are you going to the garden every day, sweetie?

33:05Bobby Lee:There's no flowers out there. Your wife was doing laundry and eating laundry at the same time while your daughter was being born. Wow. Wait, did your wife have any crazy urges when she was pregnant?

33:16Khalyla Kuhn:Not really, no.

33:17Bobby Lee:But eating dirt is unbelievable. Except for that.

33:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

33:20Bobby Lee:She was eating a lot of dirt. Well, your house is made of clay, so that does work out. That's pretty good. Six-year bad-iversary, by the way. And I want to say thank you to all the fans. Let's take two seconds to say thank you to all the fans for your loyalty, for your fanship. We appreciate you. We love you. You've been along for the ride. And here's something interesting.

33:40Khalyla Kuhn:Look at this. My life would not be the way it is now without my fans. No, it's the greatest. Thank you so much for your support. And we really love you. So thank you. I'm being genuine. I am too.

33:50Bobby Lee:And look at, we met this idiot when she was 18 years old. Yeah. She was 18. She came on the show as your liaison to make sure that you didn't go get cigarettes or go to food. And you did anyway. I did anyway. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And here we are six years later with the crew, added McCone, and added Carlos. Actually, the original crew was us and fans. Yep.

34:13Khalyla Kuhn:Do you remember the first episode you did? Yeah, I was so scared. You were scared, yeah. God, it's so weird. But at the time, no one was listening, though. We were at the old place.

34:23Bobby Lee:Old studio. Over there. At the old studio. That old fucking studio. Rudy's first appearance on Bad Friends. Rudy Giuliana, Rudy Jules. First appeared on the Bad Friends podcast early 2020. Recurring guest of a beloved figure early in the show's run. She frequently appeared in many of the earliest episodes. Her presence became established as a staple rather than a single formal guest debut episode. Even AI knows how important you are to the show. But does AI know you're piercing your tits, smoking pot by the beach? Probably not. It's going to be in your wiki. I'll tell you that right now. Significance.

34:51Bobby Lee:Yeah, what did you got? What is that? Yeah, show us. What is that?

34:56Bobby Lee:Uh-oh.

34:57Khalyla Kuhn:Uh-oh. Incoming messages.

35:00Bobby Lee:Incoming messages. Incoming messages. Hey, just want to say congratulations. Hello. to Andrew and Bobby on six years of bad friends. Look at how tight my face is in this small little hood. What? Not as small as Bobby's eyes.

35:17Khalyla Kuhn:Hello, bad friends. Congratulations on six years. Y 'all are my favorite podcast to go on. Thank you to Carlos, Andrew, Rudy, Fancy, and McCone. And no thank you to Bobby. Just kidding. Thank you. Bobby is awesome.

35:32Bobby Lee:but I was just doing a playful roast.

35:37Khalyla Kuhn:Hey, motherfuckers, I want to wish you the Bad Friends Podcast. Congratulations.

35:43Bobby Lee:She's still alive. Andrew, honey, I love you. Give me my booty call next week. And also, Bobby Lee. Look at that dildo on the back of our headboard.

35:56Khalyla Kuhn:A brand new year, a brand new me, and I'm forgiven and everything like that. But you're a stupid ice motherfucker. Goddamn. Love you guys. I'll fucking kill you, lady. She really does it. Bobby, Andrew, congratulations. Wow. Six years of bad friends. Trying to figure out a gift to get you that really kind of celebrates who you are and just how unique bad friends is. I think this hits it. There you go. Happy six year anniversary. Oh, my God. Congratulations on achieving this amazing milestone. Is he detained?

36:31Bobby Lee:Is this in a...

36:33Khalyla Kuhn:You won't know this by now. He's been deported finally. But this is one podcast on the whole planet. Joe Rogan, who? As far as I know, I haven't experienced a single episode yet. So let's keep it going. And thank you for being a bad friend. I love him. I love him. I miss him. I miss him. I was able to go 30 seconds without making fun of Andrew. Amazing. Oh, you love this guy.

37:00Bobby Lee:Damn. hey Santino and Bobby shy guy uh I just wanted to wish you guys uh a congratulations six years of bad friends uh way to go guys big congrats and this is a little off topic but um when I was a kid my dad used to duct tape me to the basement wall and throw darts at me so have a great happy anniversary of sex freaks

37:31Khalyla Kuhn:wow amazing guys blessing it's a blessing

37:36Bobby Lee:how do you feel good six years later six years later

37:41Khalyla Kuhn:now let's talk about um what this did for your life bad friends yeah changed your life i know you made a list there's 20 things so go ahead go ahead yeah i got 25 yeah yeah i don't know you said 25 oh really she said 20 oh wow so let's start with you 20 things How bad for this has helped you and helped your life? Very good.

38:03Khalyla Kuhn:Friends. Yeah. Family.

38:09What?

38:12Khalyla Kuhn:It's a list. Well, it's helping you. Can I help? No, I'll just say one. Go ahead. I think it made me really confident. I think it made me not think too much about what people think. It made me feel just like it's okay if I have an accent. It's okay if I, I don't know, sound stupid. It's okay. And I feel like it really helped me just be comfortable with myself. Oh, my God. I think that really is true.

38:47Bobby Lee:I think you've become more yourself than anything.

38:50Khalyla Kuhn:That almost made me cry.

38:52Bobby Lee:Since the day that you cleaned that knife, I think something clicked.

38:55Khalyla Kuhn:No, because I saw her perform in the main room at the comedy store. No, I'm being real. And I slid in the back and I saw Jules on stage. And she was so natural. She was doing it. Yeah, yeah. She was on stage. I mean, that's a legendary, huge, intimidating room. Oh, my God. Right? And if you think six years ago, there's no way she'd been able to do that. No.

39:19Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. Bad friends changed all of our lives, but changed your life, truly. You became your own. Confident, you know? A little... I know. Yeah. On the edge. A little edgy. On the edge. Not everyone goes, I don't talk to anybody. Six years later, I'm piercing my tits. But I am proud that you become your own. And also, we want to take the opportunity to tell you that it's time for you to move out.

39:50Khalyla Kuhn:yeah so um we're ready up till friday so you're gonna leave a couple days you're gonna move out of the house what about the dogs don't worry about the dogs gonna go to the pound yeah well half of them are gonna put to sleep right yeah and then some of them are gonna take it to the bottom yeah i know actually there's one guy named tran who's gonna take it one of the dogs tron tron yeah ving tron tron is train he has a restaurant yeah yeah i don't know what he is going to do with the dog. But anyway. Trentron. That's Remy. Remy is going to go to the Trentron. Yeah, yeah. And so out by Friday. Yeah.

40:26Khalyla Kuhn:And all of it. I want my car back. Yeah, car back. Okay. Yeah, yeah. You can car back. Yeah, yeah.

40:32Bobby Lee:Dude, you really have had a great run. It's a good run. It's been nice, but you're done. How about you? What? How about your six years? My experience of six years? Yeah. Incredible. Shopify.

40:44Khalyla Kuhn:You know what? We have an online business. Without Shopify, we have nothing. We have nothing. We have zero. We have nil. That's right. We love Shopify.

40:51Bobby Lee:We do. And you can get started with your own design studio with hundreds of ready-to-use templates. Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store that matches your brand style. We've been selling with Shopify for a long time now. They're so fully integrated. They make everything seamless and simple. And if you haven't heard about Shopify, where you live in, they help you get your customers easy-to-run email and social media campaigns. They make everything simple in one place.

41:13Khalyla Kuhn:Accelerate your efficiency. That's right. Whether you're uploading new products or trying to improve existing ones, Shopify is packed with helpful AI tools that write product descriptions, page headlines, and even enhance your product photography.

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41:49Khalyla Kuhn:It's time to turn those what ifs into with Shopify today.

41:54Bobby Lee:Sign up for your$1 per month trial at shopify.com slash badfriends. Go to shopify.com slash badfriends. That is shopify.com slash badfriends. Marsman.

42:03Khalyla Kuhn:I love Marsman because I need more testosterone.

42:06Bobby Lee:Your T is dropping. Yeah. All T. I have two of them.

42:09Khalyla Kuhn:I need more.

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43:40Khalyla Kuhn:There is no way to study, job or travel.

43:43Bobby Lee:That's right, crazy. It doesn't feel like taxes.

43:48Khalyla Kuhn:It's safe. With Visa, taxes.

43:51Bobby Lee:The friendships I've gained from this show, like the love that we've got from this show, the people that I've earned from this show, that I've gained, the fanship. The fans are fucking unreal. I think it's the coolest thing we've ever done. The, the, I've said this before, I'm gonna be corny but I but it this changed my life in the best way in a way that I could never have dreamed or or even hoped for it was the greatest it's been the greatest moment in my career and if and if this is the greatest thing I ever do that's awesome for me if I never do anything bigger better more impactful in the comedy world this has been the greatest thing that's ever happened in my career by a landslide it brought you and I closer as friends as brothers it it i don't know it just did something for me that i'll never ever ever be able to um top no matter what it is that's a fact i'll never be able to top this the most fun it's the most fun i've ever had in my entire life it's been the best ride so hopefully that'll be amazing

44:52Khalyla Kuhn:is it my turn to do the gratitude thing i wasn't waiting i wasn't waiting how far are you gonna go

44:57Bobby Lee:man sorry man i'm sorry i'm sorry i apologize go ahead it was a good ride man

45:07Khalyla Kuhn:that's all I have to say man good ride

45:08Bobby Lee:what are you Johnny Depp what are you doing

45:10Khalyla Kuhn:yeah man we're good cool dude

45:12Bobby Lee:are you tweaking out this changed your career what career dude what's up man I'm free can you imagine what this life would be like without bad friends for you not as good not as good dude how fucking insane what you went through your dad dying a relationship ending

45:35Khalyla Kuhn:I can't do my fucking gratitude

45:37Bobby Lee:Sit down man Are you still on Mulgovy?

45:41Khalyla Kuhn:I know You gotta increase the doses

45:46Bobby Lee:I quit taking it three weeks ago I know Well cause I can tell It's wiggling I know It's wiggling So fast It comes back so fast Immediately Immediately Cause I saw the Mulgovy commercial In the Superbowl And I said Bobby's on that And somebody goes still And I go I don't know

45:59Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah I don't think so

46:01Bobby Lee:It's changing dude It's a rapid return of appetite Increased cravings and for most users Significant weight regain It's cereal for me At 4 in the morning

46:11Khalyla Kuhn:I do 3 different kinds What are the kinds What's Bobby Lee's triple combo Life cinnamon

46:21Golden grams

46:24Khalyla Kuhn:You're probably not going to like The first two are good Frosted mini wheats Get fucked What are you 60? Yeah Almost Before Yeah And then sometimes

46:37Bobby Lee:I do Cocoa Pebbles Love Yeah yeah yeah What's your favorite cereals? Three If you had to combine Three cereals What do you eat?

46:44Khalyla Kuhn:In the Philippines We had Cocoa Crunch

46:46Bobby Lee:Here we go Here we go We have Bat We have Bat What was that? Cocoa Crunch?

46:50Khalyla Kuhn:Cocoa Crunch

46:51Bobby Lee:Cocoa Crunch Okay It was just

46:52Khalyla Kuhn:The Milo one too though Milo We love Milo It was just mud But we call it Cocoa Crunch little balls of my that one Cocoa Crunch oh it's different than our Cocoa Crunch it's still Nestle though

47:04Bobby Lee:yeah it's gotta be Nestle

47:05Khalyla Kuhn:it's so good yeah Cocoa Crunch you make Cocoa Crunch for you and Fruit Loops Fruit Loops Fruit Loops Fruit Loops Fruit Loops yeah is it a toucan or a bat do you remember when Fruit Loops was a Mandela effect the bird don't look it up drives me nuts yeah well it's like I learned today do you know what Fruit Loops how they spell Fruit Loops Fruit Loops

47:27Bobby Lee:yeah very good very good

47:31Khalyla Kuhn:six years you know we're cruising yeah what is it fruit yeah fr fr ui no o o

47:43Bobby Lee:fr o o t l o o p fruit loop it's how you guys would say it fruit loop look it's fruit loop it's not spelled like fruit it's spelled

47:56Khalyla Kuhn:fruit loop. Look at that. Do you know that? No. It's a Mandela effect. You know what a Mandela effect is? Some people think it's like a different way and some people think it's something.

48:07Bobby Lee:You remember it. You think you remember it one way, but it actually was never that way. There's one that fucked me up today. I watched a Mandela thing on TikTok today. Crazy. You brought it up. Suspenders. Suspenders or not on Mickey Mouse. Yes. Look it up right now. Mickey Mouse suspenders he never had suspenders but I remember wow him having suspenders okay I got one I got one for you hold on I got another one that's gonna fuck you can I do one now no

48:37Khalyla Kuhn:yeah please give me you're the curious George the monkey does he have a tail or no tail

48:45Bobby Lee:he's gotta have a tail does he have a tail yeah look it up he does yeah look it up wait because you tricked me because my mind was gonna say maybe he doesn't have a tail he does wait he He does not have a tail. He doesn't have a tail. When he's walking with the guy, he doesn't have a tail. That guy. Wow, he doesn't. He doesn't have a fucking tail. Did the park ranger take it? Oh, wait, zoom in. Yeah.

49:08Khalyla Kuhn:Is he a gorilla?

49:09Bobby Lee:Zoom in. Zoom in. Does he look like a gorilla?

49:12Khalyla Kuhn:A baby.

49:13Bobby Lee:Look what he has. Yeah. He's got his nipple pierced. Probably a pot smoker. You know what? The tail's jammed in his ass. He tucks it. Yeah.

49:21Khalyla Kuhn:He's a tucker. I got one. Give me a mandala.

49:27Bobby Lee:the Monopoly man. Yeah, ask me. He's running with a bag of money. Yeah. Monocle? No Monocle.

49:32Khalyla Kuhn:No Monocle.

49:33Bobby Lee:Interesting.

49:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

49:34Bobby Lee:No Monocle. Look it up. Monocle or no Monocle? What do you think?

49:37Khalyla Kuhn:Nope.

49:38Bobby Lee:So he never had one. I know. But that image of him running with a bag of money.

49:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

49:42Bobby Lee:See the one right there? The right one. That, for some reason, people all thought he had a Monocle. I did too until I looked up.

49:49Khalyla Kuhn:I know all the Mandela facts.

49:50Bobby Lee:Oh, you know them all. Yeah, that's why I said it. See, but he used to have a cane.

49:53Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

49:53Bobby Lee:But he never had a cane in this image. The cane was years later. He actually never had a cane in the original image.

49:58Khalyla Kuhn:I always thought he had a monocle.

49:59Bobby Lee:I know. I thought he did too. That's Mr. Peanut.

50:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

50:02Bobby Lee:Mr. Peanut looks very similar. Can I do my gratitude list? Yeah, do gratitude, please. Will you do it right now? All right. Please.

50:09Khalyla Kuhn:So when we went to the premiere, we went and it was at the Century City Mall, right?

50:16Bobby Lee:What a weird place.

50:16Khalyla Kuhn:And it was like that sea of kids, you remember? Boys and Girls Club. Boys and Girls Club. And when I came out, the place went crazy. Yeah. Chanting my name. Yeah. And it's all from Bad Friends. Well, it's your whole career. I know, but it was essentially the last seven years of my life. Yeah. Which is, this has been a big part of, you know, it's, I remember when after Mad, Pauly told me, dude, you're never gonna make it, dude. he goes dude if mad didn't do it dude nothing's gonna do it dude what an asshole and now and then now he's now he says you made it dude okay yeah i mean so it's like you could just kind of feel you just you could feel it in the in the wind in the streets a long time ago no no i i don't

51:04Bobby Lee:think so dude but bad friends help but solidified the the little kids the little kids from boys and girls club holy shit because i remember you you were signing their shirts and they lost their mind for Bobby. It was so funny, man. They were like... It was fandom. And you're talking kids. They never saw Mad TV. They weren't alive. These are 9 to 12-year-old kids. But they were losing their minds. They were having so much fucking fun. It was cool.

51:28Khalyla Kuhn:You don't believe us? No, I believe them. I'm here for all of this. You can thank us for this fame. Whoa. You just show up and sit down for 90 minutes, but a lot goes into it. This is what you do. This is what you do. Boop. All right. I do, I say boop. Andy, I can do boop. He doesn't, I do that. Yeah. Oh, you do that? That's the booper. This is what you do. Are you kidding me? I'm basically your manager, dude. This is what you do. This is what you do. Yeah, come at six. Boop.

52:00Bobby Lee:Why don't you thank, why don't you give some gratitude, fans, for this? Yeah, you three have some gratitude. Let's go. Well, no, no, no. Let's hear fancy, most importantly. He was here from the very, very beginning. Yeah, very beginning.

52:10Khalyla Kuhn:There's not a better middleman than you. Thank you. I think I got that. Because remember in London. I had a dream once. No, and that dream is... It's not dead.

52:22Bobby Lee:Just like Martin Luther King.

52:24Khalyla Kuhn:I had a dream. And it was like, what can I aspire to? And it's like, can I be the better middleman? And you made it true. Thank you.

52:39Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you.

52:45Bobby Lee:Oh shit. You feel good? You feel good, dude? You deserve it, man.

52:55Khalyla Kuhn:You're the best middle man, dude. You're the best middle ever.

52:58Bobby Lee:Okay, Carlos. Words of affirmation. Words of wisdom. Words of peace. Words of grace. Best job ever.

53:07Khalyla Kuhn:My first job in LA was driving escorts. And my last one is working with y 'all here. and I love it kind of the same yeah pretty close so thank you Bobby thank you Andrew I appreciate it thanks for having me on I saw I came out on episode 87 87 that was your first yeah so it's awesome to still be here I feel like you've been here forever like since the beginning well essentially

53:30Bobby Lee:right because what 52 weeks right so he did within the beginning of the second season second year is when he came on no the only reason he didn't come on earlier is because we were on a restrictive cast because COVID. We couldn't have people at the studio. Who was doing it? It was just you, right? It was just Fancy alone. Alone.

53:54Khalyla Kuhn:Under the stairs.

53:55Bobby Lee:Well, I remember under the stairs. And then George would come sometimes. We'd kick him out fast.

54:00Khalyla Kuhn:Pete, then he came.

54:01Bobby Lee:Then Pete came. Pete. Remember Pete? I love Pete. You used to throw croissants at him. Remember that? You used to throw croissants at him.

54:12Bobby Lee:He'd call him Peter Chocolat. He'd go, Peter Chocolat! And he'd throw a chocolate croissant at Pete. We love Petey. Yeah. Petey and George would come on. And then after COVID wiggled its way away from our psyche when we were sick of the bullshit, that's when he joined. And McCone, you're a newbie. You're only two.

54:32Khalyla Kuhn:I was coming up on three.

54:34Bobby Lee:This will be the third year.

54:35Khalyla Kuhn:Wow. When Sickler was on, that was the first time I was here, I would mention. Yeah, you came in in that tough year. Tough Yeah that was a tough year It was hard Yeah yeah

54:44Bobby Lee:Yeah there's a lot going on

54:45Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah

54:45Bobby Lee:We're grateful to have you guys along for this ride McCone and Carlos and Fancy And also you The Jules Also the Jules more than anything We've had great guests Yeah it's been crazy

54:59Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah we've had The last couple years we've had great guests Yeah

55:02Bobby Lee:Yeah yeah When they said Jack Black wanted to do this show I was like

55:05Khalyla Kuhn:Were you at Cena or remember?

55:06Bobby Lee:Has he seen the show?

55:07Khalyla Kuhn:John Cena?

55:08Bobby Lee:Yeah and Efron Efron Nuts the world has been crazy and we're going to continue to do the show for the fans because it's the most fun we've ever had it is by far and I do think I'm making a slight prediction but the fall of the fall of 2027 which is a full year and a half away we'll do a Bad Friends global tour really?

55:28Khalyla Kuhn:our last one our last tour together I think we'll do one big the last one's supposed to be our last one but we'll do one final well that's what all good bands do you have to be on tour with us

55:39Bobby Lee:yeah you do you really do it's only fair yeah we go to the philippines yeah yeah if we can sell tickets yeah and also fancy has to come are you working on another baby be honest because we can't take you if you have another kid so if you have another kid you gotta you can't because we're childless you know yeah we're sloths of the street we're child we're

56:02Khalyla Kuhn:childless trash yeah it's better for you guys focus on work oh is that facetious

56:09Bobby Lee:you being a smart ass you just got a citizenship dude don't make us take it away you better calm down you guys showed up for my special I remember

56:19Khalyla Kuhn:you did that was really sweet powerful now you guys were backstage and you know I thought that you can get in your head and go oh that was bad or whatever because you know you get off stage you're like I could have done this better this and that and then you guys were like no that was the affirmation made it clear. I believed you. When you guys said that it's good, I believed you. Sometimes I don't believe comics.

56:47Bobby Lee:Good set. Comics, no. But these guys are our friends and they'll tell you the truth. They're not on stage every night. So they really mean it when they say it. Finally. Finally.

57:04Khalyla Kuhn:It's not really etched in stone. and we can think of another one.

57:07Bobby Lee:I think finally is so good but I think it's finally. You think so? Finally with two E.

57:11Khalyla Kuhn:I don't like playing on word shit. Really? I don't. That's kind of like the whole thing. I'm not a punny.

57:14Bobby Lee:That's what we do here at this show.

57:16Khalyla Kuhn:I know but I'm not in my own personal life of punny punny.

57:18Bobby Lee:No finally is very poignant anyway. Just finally. I think it's finally. Yeah it's beautiful. Yeah yeah. I'll say this. What's really gonna happen is Tell us. The year will be met with great strife and struggle. A lot of wild shit going on right now. It's already bad now though. I know. But it's gonna chill out at the end of the year because people will be sick of the nonsense.

57:42Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know, dude.

57:43Bobby Lee:And they'll go, what do we need to break up the year? And they'll say, finally, Bobby Lee. It's been a long, wonderful, fun, when you re - Oh yeah, okay. I just remember that, there's little tiny things that happen on the show that I'll never forget. You saying the joke of Thumble. Thumble's one of the funniest jokes you ever said. I laughed harder than I've ever laughed. In fact, we revisited tonight at my buddy Jim's house. We revisited, because a Wagovi ad came, a commercial came on the Super Bowl. I said, Bobby's on Wagovi. And I said, I remember when he was on Ozempic and he threw up for the promo for the Halloween episode two years ago.

58:17Bobby Lee:Yeah. And you puked right there in the front room. Yeah. And I laughed so fucking hard. I laughed. I couldn't stop laughing. I thought you were goofing around when you were like, I don't feel good. I was like, you're being a bitch. But at the time you weren't laughing. Yeah, I was cracking up. You seen the clip. You thought it was this. I never laughed. Heard you laugh louder when I fell.

58:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

58:35Bobby Lee:it's the funniest moment i've ever seen yeah yeah yeah i know when you fell on the roller skates is maybe one of the funniest yeah no but you throwing up in the hallway got me so good because the first couple times i was like oh no but it kept coming i couldn't stop that dude i was so sick i had to walk in the other room oh my god i was so sick yeah but now look at you i know but fat again no yeah yeah you're not fat again yeah i'm just getting rolls but you got off of wagovi why'd you stop using it i just got so nauseous dude you were tired of the nausea i'm

59:05Khalyla Kuhn:just yeah but now i just got new medication for the nausea but now i'm on lexapro so you're on so i'm on so many different things now it's like you know i mean so i'm like afraid that who's prescribing my psychiatrist well maybe you should change no lexapro is really working no but lexapro i couldn't come the other night that was the scary part i know i remember so

59:23Bobby Lee:So Lexapro off. So Lexapro on. Wagovi off. Yeah. Anti-nausea medication on.

59:32Khalyla Kuhn:No, off until I'm back on Wagovi. When you go back, you can do it. I think tomorrow is the day. You can go back? Yeah, yeah. It's like a low humming nausea, right? You're not going to vomit, but it's kind of like a light sickness that's in your gut. I like that. Right? And you're just walking around with it. and it's just like i was just tired of that yeah you know i'm back on creatine which is crazy

59:58Bobby Lee:what's that creatine creatine is a very long researched long use product you use for post-exercise or well i mean i use post-exercise some people do it pre but it uh i found out some of the health benefits of creatine outside of like muscle building and stuff for the brain i used to take it when i was in college and i worked out a lot and then i stopped but then look at the the health the brain benefits of creatine it's actually amazing Do you need a prescription for that? No, brother. Creatines you could buy at the store. It's just, you know, for improved short-term memory.

1:00:28Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, I'm on real medications and you brought up creatine. Like, that was weird. I take vitamins. All right.

1:00:35Bobby Lee:It's like - Well, I told you maybe you shouldn't be overly prescribed drugs.

1:00:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it's a little startling because I'm on Ritalin. Yeah, see, this is my thing is they want to throw everything at you. I have so much. I have Ritalin, now Lexapro, also a tenonol. Is your penis working? No. I can get a rack because of Bluetooth. Yeah, where is it? It's not on the spaceship. Do you have one of those little things that says Monday, Tuesday? A Bluetooth? No. Monday, Bluetooth. A pill case? Yeah, a pill case. You have a pill case? No, but I have like a row. It's a system. Yeah, so it's a pill case. I have a system, yeah.

1:01:15Bobby Lee:I just don't want to take a lot of pills anymore. Yeah, I don't know if I need it. I think if the Lexapro helps, that's good. Are you on any medication at all? It is helping.

1:01:25Khalyla Kuhn:Are you on it? You know what? It stops some of the ruminating thoughts. Because I have these things that reoccur in my head. Of course. And I'm in a mental nightmare. You're on Lexapro as well? I've been on it for like five years now.

1:01:39Bobby Lee:And on PrEP, right? You're on PrEP?

1:01:41Khalyla Kuhn:No. Although a doctor did recommend that to me once.

1:01:43Bobby Lee:You might be.

1:01:44Khalyla Kuhn:He was like, you should probably get into this.

1:01:46Bobby Lee:You might get into PrEP. What is PrEP? it's not for gay people it's for people that have h i people that are uh that are um at risk of

1:01:56Khalyla Kuhn:getting hiv at a higher level yeah huh i said gay people you people your people yeah there's

1:02:04Bobby Lee:fun stuff that gets you that's what i'm saying so you could catch hiv wait so if you take it you you're it you're you can't get it you can't get it it's preventative yeah but i haven't i'm not on prep i know but what are the what are the um side effects of that uh having too much fun at hamburger mary's on a wednesday nausea headache diarrhea yeah fatigue and abdominal pain

1:02:25Khalyla Kuhn:you already have those so yeah thank you yeah so what we want to say is

1:02:33Bobby Lee:thank you for being a bad friend

1:02:44Yeah, woo-hoo. Yeah, woo-hoo. Yeah.