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26:47Bobby Lee:My 57-year-old sister got a full facelift. How do you think she looks? She looks great. Yeah. She looks fantastic. She looks like Remy. That's your 17-year-old spine crooked dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't look good. How do I look? Yeah. Do I look good? She looks like she's wearing a mask. Yeah. Hannibal Lecter when he put the other face on. Yes. This is what we're turning into now. Oh my God. Just get old. Yeah. Look old. I'm going to Washington, DC tomorrow. Really, really excited. I get to walk in the streets by our president I'm going to the White House baby I got invited I got invited I got invited to the White House And I'm going to go over there And hang with my dog Who's your dog?

27:28J.D. Burns In the house In the house I wonder what he's like J.D.? Yeah hanging out with him Fun

27:39Bobby Lee:So much fun You think he's fun? His Indian wife's sexy He has an Indian wife? I know nothing about anything I'm so stupid You've never been to India Would you ever go? In what How much money do I get? I mean I would go with you For like a bit A gig? No like a video Oh to film it? Yeah But do you know what And they're vegetarian Most people are vegetarian Yeah Yeah they are They really are? No seriously Well the cow's not good Sacred dog You can't do it Can't eat the cow Yeah In fact the McDonald's there doesn't have like burgers. Look at that. You have chicken. Okay, 39%. So just under half. That's a lot.

28:21Bobby Lee:That means approximately 39 over 100 Indians don't consume meat. That's a lot of people. That's a lot of people. How many vegetarians in the United States? 6%. Nobody. Wow. Wow. Would you ever switch? I think I've been thinking about it. I've tried so many times. I can't do it. Every time I do it, I get really depressed. I can't function really. But when you go to a restaurant like Crossroads, have you ever been there on Melrose? Oh yeah, Neil took me there. Yeah, yeah. I've been there several times. Phenomenal. It's phenomenal. Yeah. So I could do that every meal. Yeah, but then you got to eat high-end.

28:47Bobby Lee:So this is the difference. This is the problem. Are you eating a five-star vegetarian restaurant every day? No. A lot of times you're going to have to eat at home. That's right. What am I, you know? I don't even know what to do. Let's see. Let me see. I can get bread. Got it. Yeah, check. Yeah, avocados. Check. Check this out. bok choy? I don't know. Check this out. Look at this. Check this out. What? Anything but meat. Okay. But I like to rattle through all of them. I know He's like his apples meat Yeah You can't even have eggs right That's if you're vegan Oh But you could have eggs That's a good thing Yeah most vegetarians eat eggs a lot You have fish That's pescatarian Okay but let's be pescatarians then I mean I'll be honest with you I eat a lot of sushi and fish And then So I do do that I could do that But do they have feeling Fish Yeah like when you stab them You know what I mean They go ow Okay how about this I feel bad if they look cute Right like a clown fish You would never eat There's no way Nah I saw those whole Right Just right from the lake Yeah like if you I can't eat I can't eat Nemo Yeah no way Nah Would you eat that No you can't Too cute Yeah Too cute That's cute in a weird ugly way Yeah but it's also But look up tuna Look up tuna fish Look at how fucking unattractive these things are Yeah Look at that big dumb idiot I'm eating that moron Yeah That's a cow of the sea Those are like white walkers of the sea dude They look dead I mean they look They look dead They look dead in the eyes Yeah they look dead in the eyes Yeah like sharks Yeah we're eating the blubber fish I'm eating that all day Going back to that dude Get the fuck out of there Stop it Let's type in ugliest fish Yeah yeah Alright well let's do this You wanna feel good?

30:29Bobby Lee:Do you wanna feel good? We got a bunch of submissions for Carlos replacement Because you know you wanted him fired like 10 times Yeah yeah yeah The Trump thing even though Andrew's going. What do you mean? I'm going. I didn't trick him into an invite. I'm actually going because Trump invited me. I mean, JD invited me, my dog. I know. I think it's more like jealousy of things like that that it's getting me fired. I don't think so. I think you're getting fired because of your behavior. Yeah. I'm sorry, Bob. All right, let me see these submission videos. Let's see what we got coming up. Is this really to replace Carlos for real?

30:58Bobby Lee:Do you think we have any prospects that are legit? We got some good ones. Wow. I like that. Oh, this guy. I'm already in. He's already in. start auditioning for Carlos's job. Hold on. Push pause. What's going on in the background? Oh, there's a dead girl in the background. There's a dead girl in the background. Wow. Wow. Well, at least he's also a hoarder. Right? He's super messy. He's perfect. This is Carlos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. I do know what Doss is in the bios means. So I think I'm pretty qualified for whatever the fuck he does. I am a single dad, unemployed right now. Who's his daughter?

31:42Children of three. Mother just passed away. Damn. I think you should give me a chance. I think I might help you guys out a little bit. You know what I mean? I'm not going to go to Japan and bring you back change out of my pocket. I think I'd bring you back. Okay. definitely some porno

32:06Bobby Lee:hold on one second he's a raccoon he's had me and lost me about six times I know he had me he's funny and then he lost me and then he was like then he was cool again he was like hey I'm a single father I was like I'm in and he's like and the mother passed away I'm like I'm in and then he's like but I'm you know I'm not gonna bring you back stuff that you want from Japan I'm out next submission what's his name He just wrote his name was Sharky. I got to say, I like this guy. Especially if he would be in the booth with his shirt off. Yeah. Sharky's a high contender. He's up there. Yeah, yeah. He's up there for sure.

32:42Bobby Lee:We can move on. Sharky's the man. Sharky, you're gunning for Carlos. I'm going to write this down. Yeah. Can you write it down, please? Yeah. So I'm going to put Sharky. What are you ranking on a scale of eight out of 10? Chances that he'll take over the job? Yeah. Hold on. What are you going to give him? Seven and a half? So Sharky. Hold on. How do we get one fly in here? I don't know. I hate it. Why is he on me? It's on your wrist. What would you... Sharky's seven and a half out of 10 to me. Okay. Let's do a half. Let's do seven. All right. Seven out of 10 for sure. All right. Go ahead. Who's this?

33:12We got Matthew Roman. Full name. Oh, look at this guy. You just finished the latest episode of Bad Friends. Saw your job. Was up for grabs. So I want to make sure I got my application in early. That's for my qualifications. I'm not sure what a producer of a podcast does. but I am good at standing in a window I'm pretty good at laughing at other people's jokes I can't laugh on command sadly hopefully in the future maybe I can show you more of my laugh and how good it is push pause we have to do it DEI is that his nickname I mean he is mixed he's cute

33:52Bobby Lee:I like that we don't know what kind of mix he is but his lip proportions are perfect Okay Yeah I agree For kissing No We must kiss our producers Okay that's right That's a part of the job Yeah his lips are good I'm gonna give him a nine Roman's gonna get an eight I'll get an eight That's insane to go nine Nine's like a lock Okay go ahead next one This is Mackenzie McNulty Hold on Mackenzie Yeah maybe we do need a girl in here Hey guys Mackenzie here I am from right outside of Philadelphia So I'm a Philly girl Hell yeah Which I think is what you guys need I think you guys need a little bit more feminine energy up in that joint Jules ain't always there just 20 men that's the problem there's too many men in there You have nothing to break up the monotony.

34:33Bobby Lee:I get it. All right Second off Carlos leave the fuck leave Bobby to fuck alone. Wow. So good. She's a 10 What I think needs to happen here is I think Some of you guys just need to smacked up a little bit. Oh, wow. Oh, here we go. She's aggressive I'm half hard. Is that weird? Oh, yeah, okay why can't i say that handle some shit for you i will handle it with a smile on my face okay um but in all reality you know uh thank you guys for everything that you do you definitely get my work week going okay the podcast so that's a nine that's a nine that's the difference she's a nine and let me say this mckenzie yeah mckenzie yeah multiple levels of great she said leave leave you alone she'd call out carlos for his bullshit right right then she said she'll smack up some people if We need it.

35:22Bobby Lee:She does look tough. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And then on top of it, she's recording this while she's driving, presumably with kids in the car or something. So good. So it's taking on danger. I like all this. And it's in the rain, no less. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this is very dangerous. Okay. I'm influenced by you. So nine. Nine. I put it nine. She's up there. Hey, bad friends. Hey, Andrew. Hey, Bobby. Okay. Push pause. Where he's out. You don't like that he said hi. I don't like the hi. Yeah. Hey, Barry. You don't like he said hi, Andrew first. That already every day we do a podcast. Hey, Bobby. Give him a chance.

35:51Okay, go ahead.

35:53Bobby Lee:This is my application to replace Carlos on the show. I feel like I meet the only two requirements that are needed to be in the role, which are being good at Googling things or I guess being okay at Googling things and being Mexican. I also don't do drugs. So I have that as an added bonus. You know, if I were to pee in a cup for you guys, you'd probably be able to drink it. Unlike with Carlos, you know, you'd probably like die in like six days. I'm also a big fan of soccer. So I have that in common with Bobby. Although I'm not going to say what team I support just because I think he wouldn't approve.

36:37He's out. He's out.

36:39Bobby Lee:He's a man you guy. But here's seven. I do like him. He's a seven. First Mexican. What's his name? Jordy. here's the thing about him that would have made that if he zoomed out he was naked from the bottom down would have been so funny I would have loved it let's see it again maybe just in case no no no seven this is Ethan Vo what's up Andres my name is Ethan I live in Orange County California and I'm auditioning for Carlos' job I'm sober I don't do anything I can stand there and not say anything. I like him. I'm fans of Bobby and Andrew. I'm seeing Bobby in Brea coming up in June. I like him. I canceled that game.

37:23Yeah, I'm excited to cancel that game. Carlos, I can drive up to LA, and that's pretty much it.

37:28Bobby Lee:I love this guy. He's precise. I love him. Precise. And let me say why. He's quick to it. Yeah. He's good looking. Yeah. And also, go back to about two seconds. One of my favorite things, he strokes a beard that isn't there. Watch this. Watch this. Oh, yeah, yeah. Watch this. I live in Orange County, California and I'm auditioning for Carlos' job ready yeah um dude I can't guy strokes a beard that isn't there fucking unbelievable he's stroking a beard that isn't there dude dude I love this guy he's lost his mind he's a nine dude bro I love this guy yeah yeah yeah he's a bro strokes beard not there that's amazing let me watch it again real fast just for fun I mean that's incredible he did that yeah it's not even there yeah look at this yeah um incredible i liked him so much yeah nine yeah by the way he lives here yeah we might and he's good looking yeah so what you're gonna give him a nine ebbs a fucking loop yeah he's great he's also not annoying not annoying at all yeah he's just gonna be there a part of the wall that's right yeah yeah we'll have to say that you can't do stroke things that aren't there though i don't like that well the assumption you're giving him is that he's gonna He's got to earn camera time.

38:41Bobby Lee:So he's going to be in the back, back, back, right? I think he's a mime. Oh, he's a mime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, he's going to be back there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how to do it. We'll see. Yeah, okay. Who's next? This is Ernesto Gonzalez. I already like him. Hey, Bobby. What's up, Andrew? Heard you guys are looking to replace some of the booth boys. You know, hopefully I could do that for you guys. Or, you know, my therapist has been saying I got some anger issues. Okay, first pause. What was that? Well, first of all, take whatever's out of the microwave. Take it out. I know. It's done.

39:13Bobby Lee:It's done. It's done. Yeah, yeah. But I love this guy. He's got anger issues, which I like. Yeah. Because he looks big. He could be our muscle. Yeah. Unless because the up angle. He could also be 5 '1". I know. The up angle. Yeah, the up angle. Yeah, yeah. You're right. I'm observing that. Let's see. Although that's one last observation. I think his eyebrows are way too spread apart for me. You like him closer. I want him way closer. Yeah. What do you think? That's an aesthetic thing. You like what you like. Okay, okay. You like what you like. I like what I like, Ed. Yeah. Anger issues I need to find an outlet for.

39:40Bobby Lee:So maybe I could just be Bobby's henchman, maybe security guard. You know, I could really kill two chickens with one rock here if you guys let me. Pause it. So it is two birds with one stone. Not in Mexico. But in Mexico, it could be different. It's two chickens with one rock. Right, right. It could be different. I understand. Well, look, chickens are birds. So he did say the same thing. Yeah. Okay, keep going. I like it. Well, the booth boys, whenever they start acting out and help Bobby out at the same time, you know, my name is Ernesto. I'm 23 years old. I am. I'm six, four, 300 pounds. So I'm a pretty big fucking guy.

40:19I feel like I could handle those guys. No issue. Yeah, you could. You know, and I never I'm 23. Never been pulled over before. Yeah. I could really be like Bobby's like personal driver.

40:30Bobby Lee:Yeah. Turn the bike. Yeah, you're right. Buddy, take it out. Take it out. Yeah. Yeah. Push pause for a second. All right. Also, I've never been pulled over before. I don't know what that has anything to do with me. It has nothing to do with it. Also, what I don't... So it's a little weird is I don't even think he's from our fucking time. Oh, he's from the future or the past? Past. Oh. You know why? Henchman. Oh, he's a henchman. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say bodyguard. You know what I mean? Henchman is like, where would you come from, guy? He's another time period. He's posing as a current day guy.

40:58Bobby Lee:Smart. But he's doing it right. Yeah, yeah. And they built him in a good frame. Six, four, 300. What do you want to give him? I say eight or nine. Yeah. I'm going to give him nine because he's going to bodyguard me. I like that. Yeah, go ahead. AJ Nicholas. Yo, what's up, bad friends? My name is Anthony Nichols, and I reached out to Carlos the other day to see if you guys would be interested in a birth chart reading for me for your astrology birth charts for Bobby and Andrew. And actually, I would do everyone on the podcast if you guys were interested. Push pause. my only question is where were you January 6th is the first question I would ask show us that chart I like the guy let's hear a little bit more how much more left let's hear astrology is essentially just at the moment of your birth wherever the planets were in the zodiac at that moment you took your first breath that is supposed to have something to say about your life and I study ancient Hellenistic astrology which is like the original form of astrology.

42:03Bobby Lee:Pause. Okay, look. He's not going to be in the booth because I don't want him to know where we do the podcast. But I do want to call him because he is worth a call because he will give us some astrological insight. Yeah, I don't think he could work with it because he's every day. Do you want a reading? He'd read a lot. You know what I mean? Yeah. I've got these crystals for you. Buddy, you read me last week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, something else changed. Well, I do like him. And we do want a reading from you, AJ. We like you. Let's give him a six. Six it up. Okay. But that has nothing to do with how much we like or dislike.

42:30Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just that you're our reader. We like you. Yeah, go ahead. Sam? Sam Weckman. Sam. That's good, guys. Oh, shit. AirPods just died. I'm at work right now. I just watched one episode. Pause. I'm at work right now. No fucking shit. Yeah. Buddy. He's like, hey, guys. Just woke up from a nap. Yeah. I have to wear this. Otherwise, I panic. You're not paragliding? Yeah. What do you do? I love this guy. Sam come on true true true I've been watching the podcast a little bit and I just turned 18 on May 8th and I moved out on my birthday because my parents were hella strict I'm out of there now fuck yeah and I low-key need a job or else I'm joining the Air Force and I don't want to do that shit okay pause he needs a job he's at a job he's auditioning for a job while he's at a job I don't know how much he gets paid there though guy he needs another job but i do say i want to say because what if he goes to the air force and he dies in a war what war we don't know wars what wars are coming up i do you didn't get that email oh yeah yeah yeah you're not logged it's like a young mike young i like once i signed up for kamala harris's donation uh emails she tells me what wars are coming yeah yeah we did it joe we have another war on the way don't you get so much from them the amount of spam i have not from them from fucking cory booker politicians my phone my email every politician republican democrat oh i'm all democrat you are yeah loser i know i get everybody it's honestly it's shocking how many i get i got two phone calls the other day what do you want to give sam it's tough i don't think he can be in the booth but i do why um he's a runner he could be an assistant yeah yeah he could help us out yeah 18 is quite young to be in the booth because you got to have a lot of technical skills.

44:25Bobby Lee:Oh, so McCone will be threatened. That's how I said. You know what? Then he's an eight. Yeah, good call. Fuck McCone. You'd be threatened by that guy, dude. He's better than you. But he doesn't have as good a hair as McCone, that's for sure. I mean, I don't even know what's underneath that hat, but it ain't that. I'll tell you that. Cody. Cody James Christian. Hello, my name is Cody Christian. I'm from Knoxville, Tennessee. Knoxville. I work at Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. But, yeah, I just want to submit a video. Yeah, Carlos has to go. You guys got to replace him. True.

45:03And I'll role play. He's a 10 for me. Hold on one second. He's going off on a rant.

45:10Bobby Lee:He's a 10 for me. Pause. Things that we like already. Nondescript apartment. A lot of closets. He hates artwork. except for this mc escher tattoo he has on his right arm yeah which i imagine is that's what that is he's also willing just based on what he looks like to do anything yeah the puka shells give that away yeah yeah you don't fucking put those on your neck unless you're willing to do anything under the sun he can do anything for you and the gauges yeah guy who gauges i'm gauging him by his gauges and i like him a lot like hey get me some meerkat feet he's like what do you mean right back here?

45:43Bobby Lee:What do you think in that bid? In two hours, you're cat free. Here, buddy. Done. Well, name anything. Anything. He can get it for you. Yeah, name anything. Anything. Yeah, yeah. Get me Lincoln's top hat. He's like, I have it. Yeah, yeah. He already has it. I'll ship it to you right now. Yeah, yeah. Get me, you know. Yeah, give me the gun that we used to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr. Got it. We don't even know where that is. He got it. He has it. Yeah, yeah. A toenail clipping from Cleopatra. Got it. Got it. absolutely yeah it's a part of my necklace he goes give me give me a bag filled with gandhi's pube yeah got it who got it he did he has it he's got it but he has it in those closets they're right there they're all stored in his closet he has everything all right so 10 for the nine nine i'm gonna give him a nine dude what's his name again cody name is cody james christian in love in love with cody there's one big hiccup what knoxville's very far it's the other side of the country he'll move god bless yeah yeah do you want to watch anymore move on i want to move on yeah We're going to move all of them.

46:41Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah. I think there's very... There's got to be a 10 in there. Arsenal. Araceli Esparza. Oh, it was close. Oh, okay. Hi, bad friends. My name is Araceli. I am inquiring about replacing Carlos's job. I have zero experience in show business, but I have my bachelor's degree in sociology, and I have my master's degree in social work. I have quite a bit of a few years of professional experience outside of college. Also, please don't hire me. I love bad friends. I love Andrew. I love Rudy. I love Bobby. I love the whole crew. Please, Bobby, forgive Carlos. Love you guys. Pause her. We are going to hire her now.

47:17Bobby Lee:The fact that she was like - It's psychological. Yeah, that's it. That always works for me. She's fucking good. That kind of shit always works for me. Don't go to the party. I'm going to go. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take her information and log her because we need to FaceTime her. Also, we need Adora. Yeah, we need Adora. That's the element that's missing here. Adora the Explorer. Hola, bad friend. We do need Adora. Yeah. Hello, Bad Friends audience. So what are you going to give her? Can you find racism in this episode? Yeah, nine. It's everywhere. I think she's a nine. Okay. She doesn't want the job.

47:49Bobby Lee:That's why I need to give it to her. Yeah, yeah. What's the next one? Well, the last one is Aaron Lopez. Aaron Lopez. Another good, another Latino name. And by the way, okay. Love him. Let's go. Let's see him. Bobby, look up. Hey, what's up, guys? My name is Aaron. I'm 29. I'm from Chicago. Currently work as a real estate agent and for progressive insurance, but I have a lot of sales experience. I used to work at Foot Locker and T-Mobile for a lot of years. My party trick is shoving my fist in my mouth. Oh, wow. People love it when I do that. I love it. I have a lot of creative ideas. I currently help my girlfriend with the TikTok page.

48:23We've been doing it for a few months now, and we're almost at 50 ,000 followers. We've actually gotten John Cena to post one of our videos. We get a lot of interactions and a lot of reposts from other wrestlers. It's mainly WWE content. Pause it.

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52:40Bobby Lee:Go to chime.com slash disclosures for details. Can you do it? No, and I won't. Try. Okay. Because I don't want that screenshotted. Yeah, you will. No, there's no chance. I don't want to do it. No. Yeah, I can't do it. That's incredible. It's an eight. It's an eight, yeah. So what it's boiled down to me. We have three nines. The nines are whom? Mackenzie. Right. The Philly girl. Arsalie and Cody. Yeah. So here's my debate. I do think we need female energy in the booth because these three pigs have been up there doing their fucking bullshit for far too long. I think we need another female submission.

53:15Bobby Lee:I agree. Okay, so how about this? We're logging these in. Please submit females only on the next round because we have to get one or two more females because then we can call them all and we can get the little down. I think you're right. We need female energy here. We do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sharky with the shirt off was cool. He's single dad. I don't know. The Cody for me. It's a home run. What about the big guy? What about the 6 '4", 300 pound guy? Yeah, what was he? Ernesto. Ernesto. Ernesto got a nine too. Yeah. So put him in there. Yeah. We got a lot of nines. We have McKenzie. So funny. You're like, we have a couple of nine.

53:46Ernesto. Cody and Arceli.

53:49Bobby Lee:All right. Yeah. We're locking that in. You guys remember that. And then we're going to, we're going to whittle it down. And the next time we're together, we have to FaceTime these candidates and see what we can do. Someone will have an opportunity to come up here by the fall, end of the summer, the fall. Carlos, how does that make you feel to see your job kind of going up in smoke? Well, because of y 'all, I'm actually, I'm pretty qualified for a lot of really good jobs that would probably pay me more. Damn. I'd probably get a job at any talent agency. You're going to make him throw a water? Fucking bullshit, dude.

54:21Bobby Lee:Let me tell you something. It's true. When you want to go, you're more than welcome to go. Yeah, don't even say goodbye. And this is something that I'm going to share with Bobby right now. Just leave, just leave. I'm going to share something with Bobby right now that I probably shouldn't share. I know a lot of things, but please share. A little piece of privacy that somebody bestowed upon me, and I'm going to blow up their spot. Please. Andres the other day goes, I'm ready for the next phase of my life. I don't want to do the show too much longer. He said that. Speak your mind. Did he fucking say that or not?

54:55But it was like in a Spanish way. Go ahead. It was probably more -

54:57Bobby Lee:Bobby, listen up. Interesting. Tell the truth. Be honest. Stroke the beard. Stroke the beard. Interesting. I was saying in a philosophical way Not in a practical way Not in a literal way But eventually you do want to leave Let's be honest as a family Let's get it out I think that's the problem here Is that we're hiding what we really feel Is that what you're doing? What? Hiding how you really feel? We're so honest here Wow, he's taking so many shots at you today I'm with Andrew for life For life As long as he makes you money Wow You know he's doing you know what he's doing he wants out he's wants out yeah yeah no that is so like you doing some mind trick on me to quit or something well let me tell you something yeah i have a buddy that's it's a drug it is a drug yeah yeah but i have a friend that i know that worked at footlocker and at progressive yeah yeah i got a buddy yeah so we can get i didn't say i wanted to go you said before this whole thing started you literally just said i have enough qualifications now i can go do get another job yeah i have a friend that has a cyclops eye all right i got fired i could get another job is what I'm saying.

56:03Okay, but that

56:04Bobby Lee:sounds like you don't care if you do get fired. I do care and you know that. No, we don't. We actually don't! We don't know that! Do you know that? I don't. Yeah, we don't. So convince me that. Damn, dude. You're good today. Honestly, he's so fucking good. I'm so enraged. Why? Go more toward him again. No, no, no. You can't really do that. We got the submissions in there. Carlos obviously is threatened. He's getting defensive and a little mean and that's fine. Here's the biggest trick of all. I don't know. You know what my opinion is? What? Oh, you want a real fucking Watch a Meduzy? You want a real curveball?

56:41Bobby Lee:Give me a Watch a Meduzy, dude. All three of these schmucks are gone and we get three new people from that list. Oh, it's so fresh. The fans would love it. That'd be great. The fans would love it. We should try it for a bit. Yeah. Yeah, because you're ungrateful, Andreas. Fact. You should never leave this. Fact. Right? Yeah. Because if you leave this, guess what? What happens? What happens? No zombie movie. a zombie that's right know a lot of things you lose access to us right because that'd be furious you'd be mad yeah what about macon he's your bitch he is yeah yeah yeah i don't know what happened it's my little toy and the reason why i turned on macon all those years is because i saw him go towards you right so i can't he cannot get all that love that's right i do love the guy you You know what I mean?

57:27But it's like, it's too much love. Too much. Yeah. And you, Carlos, oh, you just blew that fucking smoke in my face. You're vaping on the show and you're blowing it at us. Yeah. Yeah. It's so rude. I only smoke joints. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what it is? He got celebrity from this. Yeah, he did. We fucked it up.

57:45Bobby Lee:Yeah, we fucked up. It's awesome. And I will say something. These guys are all irreplaceable. We love them so much. They're our brothers. We should do it. They're our brothers. We love them so much. But we do want to bring in somebody. We're interested. I really want this to take place It's good fan interaction for celebrities Like you to interact with normal people He's being facetious, it's so funny when he takes shots Well let's bring in some of the students then How about that? Because maybe someone in the student pool Let's grab someone Let's see incentive Don't grab them yet Don't grab anybody, go back in your booth Don't grab a woman I want them to have incentive Incentive, right I can't hear you Make an incentive.

58:26Bobby Lee:I want them to have incentive. I want to be incentivized. So they need to volunteer themselves and walk in. Okay, volunteer for someone to walk in, whoever wants to be on the first up. Go ahead. Who is? Hi. Hi. Take a seat there. You want both? We get both. Oh, both is fine. Both is fine. Both is fine. Do we have a camera for two or no? Yes. We do. Did you get your pants from Target? No, Urban Outfitters actually. I'm kidding. Is that a shot? I don't know why I did that. That was so rude. Very weird. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. because they're nice because there's pancakes and fries somebody had to serve breakfast this morning god bless serve it up girl go off queen serve she's serving she's serving what's your name there in the blue chair I'm Sophia Sophia put the mic up toward your mouth so we can see try to be a little louder both of you Sophia Sophia do you broke the mic what's going on five seconds she breaks the mic yeah yeah no it's fine Sophia what is going on dude Sophia what are you Johnny Rotten she's fucking destroying the set It's very funny.

59:26Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. What does this say today? God save the queens. Yeah, yeah. Hey, so Sophia, just leave it alone. No, no, no. Have her fix it. I want her to work under pressure. Fix it. Sophia, fix it. Yeah. What's your name? Amanda. Hi, Amanda. While you're fixing that, we're going to talk to Amanda. Okay. Yeah. Amanda, you guys are both at Quinnipiac? Yes. Yeah. Are you both East Coast kids? Yes. Where are you from? Jersey. Central Jersey if you believe in Central Jersey I'm a big believer I honor it Sophia and Amanda Sophia where are you from you didn't fix the mic I don't know where it came from don't worry about it you're from Long Island how far out middle you're both from Middles Middle Jersey Middle Long Island you know Suffolk County I'm like right in the middle give me your home address I'm driving there in five days I'll be driving through.

1:00:23Bobby Lee:I'll say hi to your parents. I'm not even kidding. Wouldn't that be fun if I stopped by? Because I'm going out to Long Island. So I'll be going out, way out. So I could stop by. I'll never stop by. No, that's true. So what year are you guys at Quinnipiac? I'm a junior. I'm going to be a senior next year. I'm going into my third year. Wow. So, but you guys are, let me guess, 21? No, 19. I'm 21. You're 19. 19, yeah. She's about to be a junior. Okay. 19 and 21. So you're almost on your way out. Yeah. Do you have any hopes for the future? A lot, actually. And what are they? I want to work in the music industry post-grad.

1:00:57Bobby Lee:Oh, that's why you're here at Bad Friends, huh? That's good. Exactly. What do you want to do in the music industry? I want to do marketing for a record label. Very good. What about you? Kind of whatever can get me on my feet. Yeah, you're my kind of person. Already. This is so funny. She's you, she's me. I know. It's so crazy. It's crazy. She's you, she's me. What are your skill sets? Just say nothing. Nothing. Yeah, yeah, good. You're me. Yeah. And you have a litany of skill sets. You can do a lot of things. You're a good student. I can. You work very hard. This is interesting. Did you get straight days?

1:01:34Bobby Lee:Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, you did. Not me. Not me. No, I don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that right there is me. You don't stand on anything. You go back and forth. That's great. Flip-flop. What do you watch? Horror. Oh, what's your favorite horror movie? Top three horror movies. Go. Scream the original. I guess the Fear Street series. Yeah. Yeah. What? Are you guys best friends? We're going to be after this. Because you look at her like she knows your answers. Yeah. We do. We're both horror fans. Oh. Are you guys close in real life? What's a Fear Street series? What is that? It's like a Netflix original series.

1:02:16They just came out with a fourth one. Yeah. Fear Street? And it takes place in like a long time ago. They're like kind of spoofs on the original slashers. Cool. Yeah.

1:02:28Bobby Lee:That's cool. Okay. What does R.L. Stine have to do with it? R.L. Stine is the one who did Goosebumps, The Haunting Hour. I know that, but I'm saying, why is that? Does he have anything to do with Fear Street? Oh, R.L. Stine wrote the original Fear Street? Yeah. Prom Queen. Oh, look at that. Well, it's campy then. Very. Yeah. I don't like it. Oh. that's not real fear because RL does do campy stuff he does like kind of like kitschy yeah isn't it right yeah kitschy yeah I mean you don't like the exorcist not really right you like it to be like light and goofy and kind of like joking of it in and of itself right I like it to look fake yeah right exactly like kind of he's right behind you right spaghetti western type of goofball wackadoo hereditary loved hereditary now we're parasite you like that kind of thing I did not like that right they don't like parasites and a horror i know they don't like gross weird to psychological fucked up they like on the nose goofy god it makes me mad that's all right oh it makes me mad no they're that's not real horror i'm not saying parasites are i'm saying they don't they like no not you them oh fear street i'm not gonna watch that give me fear road and i'll watch yeah yeah do you know this show have you ever seen this show yeah we've seen it once or twice oh cool you've heard of it jesus okay you're not nervous here they hate us i know they do i can tell i know yeah fear street uh we've seen this show series nothing it's sophomoric well wow sorry i'm sorry you hate us so you want to be in the music industry we don't know what you want to do something that involves entertainment yeah like a producer can you write no okay what can you do give me one thing that you do very well photography okay Okay.

1:04:12Bobby Lee:Photographer. Okay. That's a good start. Yeah. Do you have a bunch of cameras? I have one, yeah. What is it? Canon Rebel T6. Look it up. I want to see what it looks like. The Canon Rebel T6. Rebel T6. That's a camera. Now that is a camera. That's a real camera. Right. How much is that camera? It says it right there. $1 ,200. Wow. No. It's$400. It's very old. So you bought it when it was cheaper than that? yeah all right like 2016 good for you is it digital they are digital yeah everything is now okay i don't know so you're out there snapping pics yeah yeah and what you is this your hobby or you you're trying to slow is this something you really want to make your career but you're afraid to tell everybody no it's more of a hobby so you have no future exactly actually no i think you do i just don't know what it is i'm trying to figure out what i want to do something like with social media.

1:05:06There we go. But I also want to do managing.

1:05:09Bobby Lee:Managing of? Talent. Yeah. You want to manage talent. That's what you're going to do. Right. Why don't you move out here and become like a... Do not move out here. Do not. They don't want to move out here. They're East Coast kids. They're going to stay East. Lionsgate has that job open right now. Manager social media, WWTV marketing. Yeah. Also, you could get it like a mailroom job at an agency. Yeah. Very hard to get. Yeah, that's a hard gig to get now. We have connections We don't fucking know her That's right I can't vouch for something I just met for the first time I mean she doesn't even know If she wants it I know That's right You'd have to want it I'm willing to try anything though You have to work hard though And it's What?

1:05:49Are you calling me Not a hard worker? We don't know I have no idea Yeah You don't even I can't tell You don't even know What you want to do really

1:05:57Bobby Lee:I can't tell if you're If she's like very Smart and astute And good at stuff And she's playing with us and she's just toying with us but this is my energy right you like this yeah because you look at me ask me with something what do you do i don't know all right same yeah same thing yeah that's who i am all right well jersey knows she wants to be in the music industry and has quinnipiac been great we visited your school yeah i actually came in as a criminal justice major so i'm like i i made the switch my freshman year but it's been great to me what are you what is your mom she's me yeah what does your mom and dad do they both work in the steel industry.

1:06:35Bobby Lee:Vague. I like vague. Well, my dad has an engineering degree, so he does all the engineering kind of stuff, but he definitely wanted me to be a doctor. And then your mom what? She works in more of the clerical side, so she does a lot of... I thought she was...

1:06:53Do they work together? They used to. That's how they met.

1:06:56Bobby Lee:Right. I could see that. That makes perfect. You have that kind of energy. Are you an only child? Yes. Saw that coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could feel it. Now you, you're definitely not an only child and you fucking hate your older sister. I am an only child. You are. That's why I was like, what do you think you're psychic? I was trying. That was the biggest fail ever. I was trying. I tried. Our guy gave me influence. The astrological guy was making me feel. You don't have the talent. No, I don't got it. Yeah, you don't got it. I don't got any fucking talent. You're an only child? Yeah. What does your mom and dad do?

1:07:26Mom's an accountant. Dad's a mechanic.

1:07:28Bobby Lee:Car mechanic? Yeah. He owns his own shop. Blue collar. Well, shout out his shop. I'm blue collar. I come from blue collar too What's your dad's shop name? He comes from blue collar Get fucked dude You went to a country club You lived in a mansion growing up Yeah but my dad had a blue collar job It's not blue collar when you own a shop Fucking liar Fashion gal Look at that His dad owned My dad owned that Retail That's not blue collar You don't understand what blue collar means That's laborers You lived in the richest town in Minnesota Yeah you fucking liar Shut up Oh Yeah Blue collar Her father works with his hands That's blue collar Yeah but he owns his own shop How does that not apply He uses his fucking hand My dad worked He had no employees He worked every day That's because he was A cheap Korean fuck He didn't want to hire anybody Okay But see those mannequins He put them together He made those Yeah I know Okay Do you know why It's called blue collar No Seriously Don't Please don't do this right now I'm being serious Yeah I look like a fool No but think about it They have a collar And it's Blue Right And versus white collars Usually guys who wear suits Right Right Right.

1:08:32Okay. Right. So people. Right.

1:08:34Bobby Lee:Okay. My dad didn't wear a suit. That's right. He wore a blue collar shirt. No, he didn't. No, he wore a blue t-shirt. No, blue collar. He didn't wear a collar. Yeah, I did. No, he wore t-shirts. Fashion girl t-shirts. Okay. That's what he wore. Okay. That's what he wore. Okay. Anyway, let's go back to. What's the name of your dad's shop? Can we see it? We can cut it out. Old Nichols Service Station. Old Nichols Service Station. If your car's broken down, go to Old Nichols Station. In Long Island. In Long Island. Is that it? Yeah. Yeah. That's fucking awesome. That's obviously your last name, Nichols?

1:09:05Bobby Lee:Nope. Who's old Nichols? Yeah. It's clever. By the way, it would be better if it was Nichols, like the coin, N-I-C-K, like old Nichols. I think someone died outside. Oh, who died out front? Family member? Plants. Oh, they do die. That's a death burial. That is a burial. Who died there? Old Nichols. It's on Old Nichols' road. Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you. We're going to get the next group in. You guys are great. You guys are great. Thank you. Give it up for them. Yeah, yeah. Give them a run of applause. Long Island and Jersey. Very nice. Two of the best. Two of the best in the game right now. Old Nichols to Auto Center.

1:09:41Bobby Lee:Old Nichols, Auto Center. Bing, bang, boom, boom, bam, boom. Is that your car making the noise? Boom, boom. You got to take it down to the boys. Boom, boom. Yeah. Old Nichols will fix up your car. Next two. Boom, boom, boom. You'll go far. Old Nichols, Auto Center. McCone. incentive incentive back up yeah yeah yeah

1:10:09Bobby Lee:hey two two students yeah all right what's your name where are you from yeah you do i'm judy judy judy we we love we love judy judy where are you from i'm from north carolina which part Carrie. I know Carrie. You do? I do. What's there? My dad's from North Carolina. You know that. Oh. My dad's from a small town called Valdez. You don't know it. Nope. You're right. It's near Hickory. You do know Hickory though. Yes, I know Hickory. Yes, you do. Is that where Hickory Cheese comes from? That's exactly right. Okay. No, it's Hickory Furniture. Okay. Alright, Judy's from North Carolina and what's your name?

1:10:44Bobby Lee:I'm Zoe. Hi, Zoe. Zoe, very calm. Where are you from, Zoe? I'm from Long Island. Long Island. Do you know about Old Nichols Auto Center? I don't, but you do now. You do now. Yeah. Let's play a game. Guess the race. Guess the race. Here we are on guess the race. Guess the race, yeah. You're half of something. I'm a quarter of something. You're a quarter of something. A quarter, a quarter. Let me guess. I already know. You got to be a quarter Asian. Well, yeah, dude, but which one? You can't guess quarters of what. It's watered down. There's no way to know. I can tell. Okay, which one it is. My instinct says Chinese.

1:11:19Okay, can I just?

1:11:20Bobby Lee:Am I right? God bless. Wow, you do have psychic ability. I told you, dude. He has it. I know my Chinese. Did you know your Chinese grandmother or grandfather? No, I didn't. They went before I knew them. But yeah, my mom's half Chinese. Your mom's half Chinese. Yeah, yeah. And your dad is what? Wait. Boo. Boring. You have Chinese? Judy, are you Chinese? Did you guys want to guess? Did you guys want to guess? I know mine might be hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Judy, I feel like you might be Puerto Rican and... Puerto Rican and... Moroccan yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right so you guys are Quinnipiac and you're what ages what years at Quinnipiac I'm a grad student yeah you look more mature you look like you're you you've you've been through the gambit yeah and what about you I'm going into my third year third year yeah you know it's so funny I was gonna wear my Brad Pitt t-shirt yeah yeah Pedro Pascal's fan?

1:12:21Bobby Lee:he is the man this guy's a fucking mega baby this guy thinks he's Pedro Pascal stupid Spaniard and Judy what year are you is this your first year in grad school? yeah it's a one year program so what do you want to do Jude? hey Judy I want to be in sports media sports media like you want to do on camera stuff? Yes. Easy. Easy. You got it. Caitlin Clark. Another three. That's you? That's me. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you are. She's very personable. I love Caitlin Clark. What do you want to do? I'm studying film. Film. Do you want to be on camera or behind it? Probably behind it. Behind it.

1:13:02I can tell you want to be a director. Yeah, actually. I could see that. I can see that. Yeah, I could see that. You want to be a director. Yeah.

1:13:08Bobby Lee:I like editing. Oh, you like editing? Yeah. Ooh. We need an editor because we're about to lose one. Aren't we Andres You think you could edit as good as he does I mean maybe Dude I like that You seem like you have deep film knowledge What's your top 5 films my friend I can't do that Just give us a chunk of films Just give me a chunk of films I'll say My Cousin Vinny Such a good movie Fantastic choice That's it That's a movie she likes Give me some more I could go Singing in the Rain Singing in the Rain Singing in the Rain It's a classic, yeah It's very sweet It was shot in about an hour and a half I don't know if you know that Yeah, yeah Singing in the Rain Quick film Who's in that?

1:13:53Sinatra? Who's that? Fred Astaire? What? Gene Kelly Gene Kelly Oh, Gene Kelly Oh, Connor Singing in the Rain Just singing It's so white, that movie I can't even do it I get like trembles when I watch that movie

1:14:07Bobby Lee:I'll do your version then Yeah? Me? Yeah Screaming in tsunami Yeah that's That's the movie I want to see That's a good movie Yeah Screaming in tsunami Have you guys ever seen this show? No Okay good Have you heard of the show? No I've like seen like TikTok Click Oh so you're vaguely aware Yes You nothing No something Like famous her TikTok Well lock in You'll be one You'll be a TikTok here In a couple of weeks You're on the show now Yeah yeah How do you feel about that? uneasy my favorite thing about this show is people who get on this show because of this stupid program that he does they don't want to be on this fucking show you know how many millions of people want to be on this show I know it's the funniest thing in the world I love it people who fucking are like I don't know these two dummies yeah yeah but it's great don't call them dummies we're us dummies oh okay see that's how dumb you are you're talking about you yeah yeah yeah I'm dumb yeah I am dumb yeah dumb yeah yeah Judy what's a dream job ESPN yeah ESPN listen up Disney ABC Hulu we're working with Hulu give this girl a job now what sport would you want to cover?

1:15:14basketball

1:15:14Bobby Lee:can you give me like a wrap up of a game just as best as you can just give me like a wrap up like what Doris does sometimes alright so the Indiana Pacers just defeated the New York Knicks in game 6 and we had Pascal C. Ockham as the finals MVP they'll be looking to go against the Oklahoma City Thunder next week she's great ESPN what the fuck are you waiting for? are you waiting for right that was incredible judy it's in the bag yeah all you have to do is not screw up the next year of grad school okay no drugs no drinking uh no dropping out okay stick to it and you're good yeah and you do drugs drink make film yeah it's the only way to do it yeah two opposites of the spectrum all right give them a round of applause thank you guys were amazing appreciate it that there's no other students oh there's one more solo can we do one more yes put I'm in here.

1:16:05I'll just do one more. Mike, closer to your mouth. What's your name? Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Miss Rachel. Miss Rachel. Miss Rachel. Where are you from, Miss Rachel? I'm from upstate New York. Oh, right. How far? Oneonta? Albany. Albany. We've been up there. The Egg. Yep. Yeah, we've been up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you gone to the Egg to see a performance? Not to do a performance, but when I was younger, I did drama classes, and my performances were there. At the Egg? Wow. What roles have you done? I was in middle school. It doesn't matter. I was in middle school. I was Huckleberry Finn. I don't remember.

1:16:34I think. I was. They were like original plays. All right. Can you sing? No.

1:16:41Bobby Lee:Oh. But you can act. Not anymore. Oh, you've given it up. You lost a touch. What are you doing at Quinnipiac? I'm a media studies major, so I'm also not really sure what I want to do. That's okay. That's okay. We don't either. And he's 53 years old. Yeah. I like your whole look. Thank you. It's really cool. Where do you get clothes? Thrifting? Yeah, this whole outfit is thrifted, actually. It's amazing. Thank you. Miss Rachel so what year are you A little further Miss Rachel Let's guess what year Rachel is at Quinnipiac What year? Freshman, sophomore, junior, senior On the count of three One, two, three Junior I'm good dude my psychic shit is I only know sophomore and junior so I would think on And I'm psychic Oh senior and junior Freshman Very good So I'm psychic I can guess I bet you she's from I bet you're from Albany yeah pretty good where did she sit there upstate New York yeah yeah now we're gonna cut it to make it look like I just said that okay I'll here's here's one let me guess what your parents your parents still together mm-hmm okay good let me guess your father works for the government yeah no fucking way yeah what does he do for the government he's a mailman ah that technically is the government yeah yeah that's not what you were thinking yeah and your mother isn't used to be a nurse no teacher teacher oh oh oh your mom oh yes I know She's dead She died No She's alive Thank God Rachel thank God Your dad is a mailman And your mother does what She's a computer programmer Whoa Whoa Very cool Yeah Still working Yes Amazing So you come from bright people Yeah Good people Good people Very good people Yeah Now a mailman would be what collar Blue collar That's good Exactly Now you're getting it Fuck you Dude I love doing shit like that Is your mailman the type of guy that everyone knows Mailman

1:18:39Bobby Lee:Carzone.

1:18:43Bobby Lee:Carzone. Carzone. Oh, Mr. Carzone. Hi. Are they or they don't know? They he talks to Everybody. Oh, he does. Yeah. And dogs love him. Mailman. Yeah, yeah. Get that dog away from me. I'm the mailman.

1:18:58Okay. So good.

1:19:00Bobby Lee:I can see the character of Mailman, so Mailman. Yeah, yeah. I got a little bit of mail. Get your dog away from me. Booyakasha, Mailman. Bro, Mailman is - He's on fire. Can somebody write a Mailman movie for me? He's on fire today. Mailman. Yeah, yeah. He knows everybody. He talks to everybody He's the man Yes And you love him We go to a lot of baseball games together Wait, wait, time out You're upstate New York So you gotta be a Yankees fan We're Phillies fans What? What the fuck is wrong with these kids? You have a brother No Fuck Upstate New York Sister? Mm-mm You're a only child Yeah That's what they're doing lately Well, they're all putting them Into Quinnipiac apparently Yeah, yeah, yeah Judy, are you an only child?

1:19:43Bobby Lee:Okay, Judy's not So we got one Okay, okay So upstate New York The Bronx is not that far from you and yet you like Philly? Yeah, my dad, well, the Phillies were good when my dad was a kid so then he just passed that on to me. You always adopted who your dad was. I get that. His dad was an Arsenal fan so that's why he is. He can't even say Arsenal. Arsenal. Okay, that's how my dad says it. Cannon breast. Melman! Yeah. Can you do an Asian accent? Jesus Christ. We can. Yeah, you're not gonna. Miss Rachel. Dreams and aspirations. I'm a sports studies minor so I would maybe like to go into sports too, maybe baseball, but can just...

1:20:21Bobby Lee:Can you call a game? No. You don't want to call it? You want to do data and analytics? Yeah, I like that. I can, and I love learning baseball history. Off the top of my head, I can go back to 1967 and the World Series winners. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't know anything about it. This is amazing. You know Daryl Strawberry? Yeah. That's the only name I know. Big Coke fan. Yeah, Jackie Robinson? Big Coke. I have a ball signed by him, my uncle. Oh my God. You have a fucking Jackie Robinson ball? she's really into it yeah so wait a minute you can name every world series winner from until back until 1963 yeah 1967 around there okay look at me don't look at the screen because he's gonna pull it up yeah don't pull it up so I can't name a year and you can't pull it out I like if I say 79 pirates wow 76 um I do know that give me the 70s because it was like there there were three back-to-back winners.

1:21:13That's right. And I think 76 was the Reds. It was either the Reds or the Yankees.

1:21:20Bobby Lee:I think it was the Yankees, but you might be red if it's the Reds. Reds, holy shit. It was Reds. Wow. How about - Dude, she's great. All right, how about this? I'm gonna jump time. I'm gonna time jump. Okay. 86. Mets. Holy fucking shit. Holy, did you know that? You know the game? Oh yeah. The 86 Mets, you know about, okay. all right so how about god this is insane 2017 astros because that was the bang in the trash yeah yeah you remember who was it look at you know i did oh my god bang in the can who was the year before though 2016 cubs god bless it's my hometown who was the year before us 2015 royals jesus jesus christ fucking are you are you this is a nod i'm asking this gen are you autistic No.

1:22:04Bobby Lee:You're just brilliant. Wow. Because we have a lot of autism in this room. And this is just brilliance, guys. This is regular. Are there other people you know, like presidents? No. No, she loves baseball. Maybe she's one of those. You know what I mean? She loves baseball. Yeah. Favorite Philly. Of all time? Yeah. Ryan Howard. One of the best. Wow. I played golf with him a couple months ago. Yeah, how cool is that? Love him. Oh, my God. Name drop. She said she had a ball from Jackie Robinson. Who's the only one? I played golf with him the other day. So let the fuck off. He is the fucking man. Yeah, yeah.

1:22:36Bobby Lee:Jimmy Rollins, you like Jimmy Rollins? Play golf with him too. Yeah. Okay, yeah. I'll just name a bunch of fucking Phillies. Yeah. Did you like Schwarber when he was on the Phillies or no? He's still on the Phillies. I thought you guys got rid of him. No. Oh. It's his contract year. God, man. See? Look at her. She's a big fan. Well, you know why I don't care about him anymore? Because when we dumped him off to you guys, we didn't give a shit. He didn't play that good without us. We're better without him. He's better now. Well, we're better without him. Check the record. You know what's going on Would you take Shohei Ohtani Would you take Shohei Ohtani In cosplay If he walked up Is he good Is Shohei Ohtani Yeah yeah Is he good Yeah yeah Would you take him On your team Of course Okay good Would you take him What He's probably one of the greatest Living baseball players He's so great I've seen No no no I'm trying to explain to you In the way that you talk about Like In the way that you talk about I'm trying to give you The best example I can Pierre Henry Henri.

1:23:30Bobby Lee:No, no, no. Even better than Henri, though. I'm saying like... The greatest... Like Maradona. Messi. Messi. Yeah. This guy is Messi to baseball. Wow. He's un-fucking-believable. He's a... He is a... He's a statistician's mindfuck. He's a mindfuck how good he is. It's like shocking. Wow. He broke a record. You want to impress them on a first date, but also play it cool. So what do you do? I'm Rufy Thorpe, and I wrote and read a real love story about a hinged couple that navigated exactly that. Listen to the free audiobook now. I mean, he shattered records in multiple lanes. Yeah. And he's a pitcher who also bats.

1:24:10Bobby Lee:Yeah. He doesn't even have to fucking pitch. He got two home runs the other day. Yeah, they beat him 18 to 2. He's so fucking good, Bob, that he doesn't even have to pitch. And they're still beating the living shit out of everybody. Wow. Is he a good pitcher? He's fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah. What? He might start pitching this year. Yeah, they said maybe, but I think if they're smart, they just don't need to. I wouldn't do it. If you're on the tear that they're on, why would you do it? There's a lot of sports talk radio, but I will say I do love that you love baseball. I got to say, my favorite Quinnipiac students so far.

1:24:37Do mailman again.

1:24:39Bobby Lee:Mailman! By the way, there's... How about this? Do we have any fans that are Jamaican mailmen? Mailman! Please fucking email us. You know there's a kid in New York who's a Jamaican mailman. I bet my fucking life on it. And email Carlos in the booth and give us a video of you saying... Give us a video of you delivering mail. I'm the mailman. So, can you do me, you're going to close out the show. I want you to look into that camera and say, thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend. Miss Rachel. Amazing. Battered bastards at baseball.

1:25:28Woo-hoo! Yeah!