Don't Start Fake Wars with a Fake Person

4:47Khalyla Kuhn:Did you see Prey? No. Prey? Awesome. Incredible. Same director.

4:52Bobby Lee:I've only seen the original.

4:53Khalyla Kuhn:You got to watch Prey. You got to watch this. It's incredible. You saw it?

4:56Bobby Lee:Yeah.

4:57Khalyla Kuhn:Incredible, right? So funny. What do you think it's about? Tell me. Predator Badlands? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

5:01Bobby Lee:Well, give me a photo. Give me an image and I can tell you a story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

5:04Khalyla Kuhn:Very easy. You're very good at this, by the way.

5:05Bobby Lee:This is probably one of my best qualities. Yeah, yeah.

5:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's go to, yeah, that one, that photo.

5:13Bobby Lee:Oh, it's about immigration. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is all about immigration.

5:17Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. But it's the reverse. Right. You know what I mean? Because in this time, America is going real bad. Yeah, it's dark. And Mexico is thriving, right? So, yeah, Mexico is in this movie. Which one is the Mexican? Fancy? Watch it? Fancy. Watch it, pal. Yeah. And right there, you know where they are? El Paso right there.

5:39Bobby Lee:That's El Paso.

5:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and they're trying to get into Juarez. Right? So he, to make it easier, he slices her in half.

5:46Bobby Lee:No, just rips her body off.

5:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, in half. Well, because that's probably

5:49Bobby Lee:easier to get her across.

5:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Her name is Karen for some reason.

5:53Bobby Lee:Yeah, why?

5:54Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know why, but her name is Karen, and she's like, you know what? Hey, Raul, or, yeah. That's Raul? Yeah, yeah. Whatever your name is, this is one of her lines. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, dude, I'm not, like, climbing any fences. Okay, I'm not gonna go in any body of water. Find a way.

6:13Bobby Lee:Is that Elle Manning?

6:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, she's great at it.

6:16Bobby Lee:This girl is so fucking good.

6:18Khalyla Kuhn:She's so good.

6:18Bobby Lee:She's good in everything now.

6:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah.

6:20Bobby Lee:It's almost like her career has flourished the most the last like five years, right?

6:24Khalyla Kuhn:Complete unknown. She was killed in that. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

6:26Bobby Lee:And who's the actor playing the predator? Is that Jacob Elordi again?

6:32Khalyla Kuhn:No, I've never seen him before, but he's very good at it.

6:35Bobby Lee:So here's the problem. Zoom in. Look at how handsome this guy is. Then they put him in that mask.

6:39Khalyla Kuhn:Right.

6:39Bobby Lee:You don't even get to see how handsome he is.

6:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

6:41Bobby Lee:So pick an ugly guy for that. This is my problem with Hollywood. Just let an Ugo do that. You can't give that to us. It's in a mask.

6:48Khalyla Kuhn:Well, you have to have the body.

6:50Bobby Lee:No, you don't. What do you mean? It's just a fucking suit.

6:53Khalyla Kuhn:No, he's not wearing a suit. I mean, he's wearing like probably latex stuff on his arms.

6:57Bobby Lee:You're telling me that's it. Let me see the full body. You can see the armor behind him.

7:00Khalyla Kuhn:Can I give you the premise or no?

7:03Bobby Lee:It's not about immigration, I guess.

7:06Khalyla Kuhn:Because I was wrong? Yeah. I think you were a little wrong.

7:08Bobby Lee:I think the premise of this is Predator. Okay.

7:14Khalyla Kuhn:Be real. I got it.

7:15Bobby Lee:I got it. Be real. I got it. I got it. So Predator is there's a new regime taking over and he is against it. He's like the renegade. And she is he falls in love with her. And he's trying to protect her because they're going to kill her. Because she's white. They're killing off all the Karens. Yeah. Yeah. The killing of the Karens. And he loves her. And he says the only way for this to work is if I cut you in half, I'll reassemble you later. Yeah. Because they need to think you're dead. And now they're on the run. He's reassembled her and they're on the run from the regime. Pretty close. Am I close?

7:51Khalyla Kuhn:Nope.

7:52Bobby Lee:All right. What is it? What is it?

7:55Khalyla Kuhn:Well, should I be real about it? I don't want to give any spoilers away.

7:58Bobby Lee:Well, you don't have to spoil it when you give the premise of the movie.

7:59Khalyla Kuhn:I'll give you the premise of the movie. What is it? So he's, you know, here's what I like about the movie, right? You never get insight in terms of the culture of whoever the Predators are, right? Do you see the movie? I haven't seen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

8:14Bobby Lee:You're talking like the original Predator. Right.

8:17Khalyla Kuhn:It's just some alien who can camouflage, you know what I mean? Cool weapons, and they're difficult to kill. I mean, that's pretty much all the Predator movies. And now in this, you see, you know, the family dynamics.

8:30Bobby Lee:Of the Predator family.

8:32Khalyla Kuhn:Of the Predator family, and it's very North Korean, I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

8:37Bobby Lee:Is he the young, is that young predator? Like, is he the baby of the family?

8:39Khalyla Kuhn:He's the baby of the family, and because he's smaller than all his brothers, right?

8:45Bobby Lee:He's dating a white girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, look, Predator can't get himself a nice - No, no, he's gay.

8:51Khalyla Kuhn:You know, all gay minorities have like this white girl that's like sticking up for them.

8:57Bobby Lee:Oh, right, right.

8:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, the Yautja.

9:00Bobby Lee:It's called the Yautja.

9:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and so basically he's the runt, and the father is like, he needs to die because he's a shame on the family.

9:09Bobby Lee:Ah.

9:10Khalyla Kuhn:Right? So he, the little Yautja goes, well, can I go to this planet to kill this monster that no one can kill? Because they like to hunt. Right. And the father's like, you can't kill that. I'm afraid of it. Oh, wow. Right? And he goes to this, he goes to this planet, Badlands, I don't know what the planet's called, and that's where the movie begins. That's the beginning of the film. And she works for a corporation. She works for like Black Rock? Yes, sort of like Black Rock. But she's an android, and she was split in half from that creature.

9:47Bobby Lee:So she's a humanoid. She's half human, half...

9:48Khalyla Kuhn:No, she's fully android.

9:50Bobby Lee:Oh, she's no human at all.

9:51Khalyla Kuhn:There's no humans in the movie.

9:52Bobby Lee:Should be. Anyway, really good movie. So it's worth it, though.

9:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, can you do this? Before I can get this off my chest real quick. can you stop telling me to send me send you my dead dead photos

10:07Bobby Lee:what are you talking about

10:09Khalyla Kuhn:I was in Mexico with some friends yeah so one in the morning this guy calls me he goes yo he goes send me photos of your dead dead send me photos of your dead dead I go why he's like my friends want to see it

10:23Bobby Lee:I was telling the story I was telling the story of how this podcast was kind of birthed and at the beginning what had happened with your dad and how daddy why you die became a thing yeah and then one of the guys was like that's crazy though the picture thing and he's and he was like that's not real though i was like that's very real yeah and he was like no i go okay and i called you i was like will you send me a picture of your dead dad yeah and they showed

10:48Khalyla Kuhn:it to him what happened by the way this guy's a big star yeah i sent it to everybody really i

10:53Bobby Lee:airdropped it to all of them they all have it now they're gonna blow one up and put it in their house

10:57Khalyla Kuhn:So when you showed it to him, what happened?

10:59Bobby Lee:I was the king of the party for a couple minutes. Yeah. Did they laugh? Everyone was shocked. It wasn't as funny as I thought it was going to be. Obviously. Yeah, yeah. It's not funny. Well, the second photo of your dad is weirder because one of them is like a selfie with your dad. And the other one, your mom's crying. But you're straightforward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm not in that photo. The second one, you're in.

11:21Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but that was like a camera setup, the timer thing. So funny. And I had to run around, which is always, you know.

11:28Bobby Lee:Imagine you set the timer and your dad's body moves a little bit and you're like, hold on, set it again. Yeah, yeah.

11:34Khalyla Kuhn:But the first one I sent you is the most tragic one because right when my dad dies, I catch my mom crying. And my brother's just like, he makes a face that he's like. Yeah, he's in shock. Yeah, he's in shock.

11:47Bobby Lee:That's Steve Schach.

11:49Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and it's a brutal photo.

11:51Bobby Lee:But I like that you sent it and I appreciate you. I needed to show everyone.

11:54Khalyla Kuhn:Well, you ruined whatever party you were at, I think.

11:56Bobby Lee:Pretty hard.

11:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

11:57Bobby Lee:It was pretty bad. Nobody liked it. No, they loved it. No, they loved it. They thought it was funny. Yeah.

12:03Khalyla Kuhn:Well, when I sent it to the Hudson's, they didn't like it. Remember?

12:05Bobby Lee:That's weird they didn't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was in Mexico. You got to show something fun in Mexico. We were scared in Mexico. Right, right, right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Walking the streets of Mexico. Yeah. Late at night getting some tacos.

12:18Khalyla Kuhn:Mm.

12:19Bobby Lee:I love Mexico.

12:21Khalyla Kuhn:Is it good tacos? So good. Tell me about the tacos.

12:26Bobby Lee:And we had birra. Birra. Birra.

12:30Khalyla Kuhn:Birra. What is that?

12:31Bobby Lee:And they were shaving it off in front of you. I was like, oh, God, dude, it was so good.

12:36Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, I love when they do that.

12:37Bobby Lee:When they shave it. And the cheese is on top, so they cut a little slice of cheese, throw it in there. Yeah. The guy was a fucking magician. And then the little woman next to him was hand-making tortillas. Ugh, dude.

12:49Khalyla Kuhn:It's so good. I love Mexico.

12:50Bobby Lee:My mouth is watering. It's so delicious. Yeah. Right off. What town are you in? Right off the spit.

12:56Khalyla Kuhn:That's the town? Spit, Mexico? No, I'm sorry. Where is it?

13:00Bobby Lee:It's called Noice.

13:03Khalyla Kuhn:Noice? Noice. Oh, Noice.

13:05Bobby Lee:Noice.

13:06Khalyla Kuhn:Noice, Mexico.

13:07Bobby Lee:Noice.

13:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

13:08Bobby Lee:Noice. It was called Noice, Mexico. Noice. No, we were in Cabo.

13:13Khalyla Kuhn:You're in Cabo.

13:14Bobby Lee:Cabo was fun.

13:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it's fun.

13:15Bobby Lee:Cabo's so fucking rad. And it's actually, I haven't been in like a decade.

13:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

13:20Bobby Lee:Loved.

13:21Khalyla Kuhn:Really?

13:22Bobby Lee:Oh, dude, I love Cabo. Yeah.

13:24Khalyla Kuhn:Although the ocean - I've been to Tulum. Tulum's great. Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm always afraid in foreign countries - Why? Because they're gonna steal my organs. I don't know why I have that fear, but I'm gonna wake up - You look like them, they don't want you. I was gonna say something like that. No, because you - No, that's not the right - No, I'm gonna argue against that.

13:42Bobby Lee:Oh, like your liver's American?

13:44Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no, I don't think that - No, that's it.

13:46Bobby Lee:I don't know if they want your organs, man.

13:47Khalyla Kuhn:Like in Mexico, they would be like, hey, this guy, you know, he has the same kind of body we do. maybe his liver will fit in Uncle Pedro's body. You know what I mean? With yours, it's like, this one's going to be too big for Uncle Pedro. Yeah. It's like five times more too big, he's not going to be able to get in there.

14:06Bobby Lee:He has a lump on the side like, Santino's pancreas. Yeah. They don't have a tumor.

14:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

14:13Bobby Lee:Yeah, but they're not going to go. $50, like, you know,$2 ,000. A couple grand. Yeah, yeah.

14:17Khalyla Kuhn:What? My liver is$50? No, his liver's worth way more than mine.

14:21Bobby Lee:Yes. I have a bunch of alcohol running through mine. They don't know that about looking. Well, he's got a GLP-1 in his, though.

14:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

14:26Bobby Lee:They'll lose weight. Yeah. Take your organs to lose weight.

14:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, there's benefits for my organs.

14:33Bobby Lee:On the black market, a human liver can be worth anywhere from$50 ,000 to$550 ,000.

14:37Khalyla Kuhn:That's what I'm saying.

14:38Bobby Lee:Vote down below, fans. What's our liver worth?

14:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

14:42Bobby Lee:Winner, winner, check and dinner. We finally have a winner of the Great British Baking Show this season.

14:47Khalyla Kuhn:I didn't see it. Finish it. I have two more. Can I guess, though?

14:51Bobby Lee:Yeah, I'm excited for the guest

14:53Khalyla Kuhn:It's that tall, good looking gay guy

14:56Bobby Lee:Interesting

14:58Khalyla Kuhn:You know who I'm talking about?

14:59Bobby Lee:Of course

15:00Khalyla Kuhn:He looks like a surfer

15:02Bobby Lee:But I'm not going to tell you yes or no Well, you want to know?

15:06Khalyla Kuhn:It's either him or the lady that has no hair Okay The bald lady

15:13Bobby Lee:She's not bald She has alopecia She's not bald She's not like a Midwest dad

15:21Khalyla Kuhn:It could have been a fashion thing.

15:22Bobby Lee:No, no. Well, she talks about it almost every episode that she has alopecia. Oh, really? They're very clear. Here's why I don't know that. They're clear about it every -

15:28Khalyla Kuhn:Can I tell you why? I don't know that.

15:29Bobby Lee:Because you fast forward through the whole thing to get to the very end.

15:31Khalyla Kuhn:No, I just fast forward during the judging parts.

15:34Bobby Lee:That's the most important part.

15:35Khalyla Kuhn:Right. So I don't know of the backstory of people. Like, you know, they follow them back. Yeah, you're not invested in that. Yeah, I'm not invested in that. I am. Yeah, yeah. I love it. Yeah, but anyway, is it either one of those two? Is it?

15:49Bobby Lee:Maybe.

15:50Khalyla Kuhn:I think so. Okay. Yeah.

15:52Bobby Lee:You're going to find out in the next two days.

15:54Khalyla Kuhn:I might not watch it. Tell me.

15:56Bobby Lee:It's jazz.

15:57Khalyla Kuhn:That's great.

15:58Bobby Lee:She's awesome. Yeah, she's awesome. For the fans that haven't watched it yet, too bad. Well, you know. I mean, it's been out for a couple.

16:05Khalyla Kuhn:This is my test show with dating.

16:08Bobby Lee:Oh, this show?

16:09Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. What do you mean? So, you know, sometimes when the first time somebody would spend the night at my house, it's a test show. Right. So I'll go, can you watch Beggar? I'm like what is it I go I'm watching episodes of my favorite shows And halfway during it Sometimes I'll go Or they'll fall asleep

16:27Bobby Lee:And then you can't trust them I can't do it See when I was dating I always put on American History X That was my That was your sleep When girls would come over I go what do you think And if they really got in If they were into it There's a couple of movies I would show girls when I was dating To make sure that they were kind of like

16:45Khalyla Kuhn:Mine's a cockerel orange

16:47Bobby Lee:that's good very good yeah yeah yeah american psycho kind of like some easy watching stuff yeah stuff that's like yeah do you like that is really interesting when you start dating a girl what do you show her first to see if she's on your wavelength of either music or film i don't think girls like that what music and film no it gives them the ick when guys are like you have to watch these three things or i don't like you well no i don't like you don't say it i know but they They know you're doing it.

17:14Khalyla Kuhn:No, but it's a test. No, they don't.

17:15Bobby Lee:They know.

17:16Khalyla Kuhn:No. No. It's a test. I'm on gay Instagram. I know this. No, no, no. Here's the thing. Can I say it? All right? It's your show. Oh, okay. Thank you. I'm a producer. All right. Damn, dude. He's Tootie Rudy. Dude, you're Tootie Rudy.

17:30Bobby Lee:You've got Rudy Tootie Fruity. Yeah, I don't like it, dude. You're a little meanie weenie. What's going on with you today? I'm not meanie. What happened this morning? What did you do this morning?

17:38Khalyla Kuhn:I had a bad night. a girl texted me last night like i'm never talking to you again and all this stuff

17:42Bobby Lee:and i was like what could have happened like did you sleep with her yeah that's probably what

17:47Khalyla Kuhn:happened no she she texted me sex y or n and i wrote n and then she got really mad and two days later why why n why n because i was watching um f1 and then after that i watched top gun and i didn't want to be into it was a great race yeah no no no the movie with brad pit oh i thought

18:04Bobby Lee:you're talking about f1 that just happened no no i was watching movies and i didn't want to deal with it and then a couple days later wait a minute you could okay well yeah dude i think the response i've done that the response is not n the response is i would love to i can't now

18:19Khalyla Kuhn:no i lied and said i was out of town and everything was a whole thing you did like my grandma died again i said i was in nashville partying i made like a really can we go back to um you again it's your show yeah i'm only yeah you know i work this is what i tell he was uh flustered though i did i i you want to know the truth i got extorted twice in the past five weeks what do you mean extorted by whom once a gangster and another a girl tell me the gangster extortion i got a call from a gangster and he was like give me all this money or i'm gonna leak all this stuff about you online and then he texted me on whatsapp saying they're gonna come to my house i had to call the police it was a whole thing i think mccone knows yeah he called me yeah i called him so i was like i'd take like xanax i was like freaking out it was crazy oh that's talk about

19:03Bobby Lee:burying the fucking lead. Where the fuck was this? The whole show. It's so real.

19:07Khalyla Kuhn:It was too real. He didn't want to talk about it. Wait a minute.

19:09Bobby Lee:So how does somebody get your phone number? And what do they have to leak about you? Do you have nudes? I think they thought I was married still. No, I don't have nudes on the internet or anything. You're even on my phone for this reason. And they threatened to leak your information?

19:19Khalyla Kuhn:The word gangster is a little suspect.

19:21Bobby Lee:Yeah. Some troll. No, it was like a Mexican.

19:24Khalyla Kuhn:Was it Yakuza? No, it was like a Mexican dude. If you don't give me your money. If a Mexican dude threatens to like harm you, that's a gangster. Oh, so it was a Mexican dude. You heard his voice. Yeah. He like read me my address. Oh, give me the voice. I'm not. I can't do the voice. Yeah. I can't. Wow. All right. So it was a guy that you actually heard his voice. Yes. And he wouldn't let me hang up.

19:48Bobby Lee:It was all the tells of someone trying to. So you got through it. You got extorted by a gangster and then extorted by someone else. I mean, you're so extortable.

19:55Khalyla Kuhn:A girl I went out with three years ago, texted me a couple of weeks ago saying with like an Apple pay request for like a couple grand. And she was like, give me this or I'm going to lead gossip about you online. And I don't know what that really means. One time on Tiger Belly, I said, black people are oily. I remember that. Yeah, you remember that? I don't even know what that means. I just said it, right? Yeah. And so then this black lady, on my direct message is like, if you don't give me this amount of money, I'm going to put this out into the world. I go, I just said it on my pod. You know what I mean?

20:31Khalyla Kuhn:It's already out. It's already out. They're trying to use what I said out loud against me. I'm like, it's already on the internet.

20:38Bobby Lee:Do you get Venmo requests?

20:40Khalyla Kuhn:I do, yeah. You don't?

20:42Bobby Lee:You put your name on there. I don't put my name on there.

20:44Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, that's right.

20:45Bobby Lee:Yeah, on Venmo, you're asking for them to ask for money.

20:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I read their stories, though.

20:54Khalyla Kuhn:Domino's! Listen, you know what? They have stepped up their game.

20:57Bobby Lee:Well, they got specialty pizzas. That's the big thing.

21:00Khalyla Kuhn:You got specialty.

21:01Bobby Lee:It's not the old school.

21:02Khalyla Kuhn:That's my favorite word. Specialty or pizza? Both.

21:05Bobby Lee:You like specialty. Yeah, yeah.

21:07Khalyla Kuhn:Here's one.

21:07Bobby Lee:This is the spicy chicken bacon ranch. Look at that thing. That's got chicken. That's got jalapenos.

21:13Khalyla Kuhn:That thing is so good, dude.

21:15Bobby Lee:And it's got mozzarella. 100 % real mozzo finished off with a drizzle of buffalo sauce. You love buffalo sauce.

21:21Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, yeah. What about this? What about this one?

21:22Bobby Lee:What's that?

21:23Khalyla Kuhn:What about this? We had the extravaganza.

21:26Bobby Lee:Extravaganza.

21:27Khalyla Kuhn:And I already ate a piece. It was delicious. And you know what? What's in this, dude? Pepperoni, ham. Love. Italian sausage. Beef. Love. Fresh onions. Love. Fresh green peppers. Fresh mushrooms. And black olives all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese made with 100 % real mozzarella. Dude, I'll have another bite. Why not?

21:44Bobby Lee:Do a full two over. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, baby. So, extravaganza! Extravaganza! They got the spicy chicken bacon ranch, the people's pizza deluxe, that extravaganza, and the meatza. The meatza pizza has all the meats you could ever eat. Let me guess. Pepperoni. Got it. Ham. Got it.

22:01Khalyla Kuhn:There's no way they have Italian sausage as well.

22:02Bobby Lee:You better believe they have that and beef, and it's all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese. 100 % real mozzarella. Pizza. Pizza, pizza, pizza. Do you like pizza? We know you do. We like pizza. And if you're looking to order some pizza, you got some friends over, you watch in the game, or you're playing a video game, or you're hanging out in the game of life. So grab yourself some dominoes.

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24:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:47Bobby Lee:They're long.

24:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. my uncle louie lost his toe you know what i mean and he's now living at my house my kids haven't eaten today i mean it goes on and on and i'll just have like a like a moment you know have you ever given money just to a stranger like that i'll have a moment and i'm like oh anyway and i'll just yeah yeah yeah but they are very sad and my heart goes out to them well i don't read the requests

25:10Bobby Lee:that's insane okay you start you're gonna because at some point you might get you maybe you will get suckered into doing it yeah and who knows how honest that is yeah see to me i remember as a kid you know when someone's like don't give that homeless guy money he's fucking gonna use it for drugs or whatever and then the old joke is like i'm gonna use it for drugs or whatever you know yeah but i always give them money because they're out there asking if you have the balls to ask i give you some money yeah but the internet who knows if they're fucking with you on the street it's like yeah dude here have some fucking money yeah you know what i mean yeah i've

25:44Khalyla Kuhn:What's that ex-girlfriends ask? For money? Yeah.

25:49Bobby Lee:What's the most amount of - Yeah, that is - Well, no, it's not. It's not that they ask for money. They're just saying, can I have money? But if they say, give me money or else -

25:56Khalyla Kuhn:Like girls I had seen for four months or whatever, and it's just like - And they're just out - It's tough out there. And that, I can't say no, no.

26:06Bobby Lee:What's the most amount of money you've given someone? Oh, they're not much.

26:08Khalyla Kuhn:You know what I mean? Like an electrical bill.

26:11Bobby Lee:Oh.

26:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:12Bobby Lee:That's actually a clever, I'll pay your bill.

26:14Khalyla Kuhn:Instead of giving you cash Venmo whatever the electrical bill is They're not using that for the electrical bill Whatever the thing is

26:22Bobby Lee:By the way electrical bill is such a random Do you pay my Trash water and power Remember I gave you Head one time you owe me trash water Power so you've never loaned A stranger money I don't loan friends money either You don't no what I will do is give You money it's not a loan I refuse and I learned this years ago from an from an older gentleman who said don't ever loan people money you either give it to them or you don't right it doesn't it will not come back it should not come back it does not exist yeah so do not loan it'll ruin a friendship it will yeah I would give a friend money before I'd ever be like I want it back yeah you get one though yeah you get one yeah you get one better be good yeah it better be a good one yeah or I get people work that's if somebody says to me i need money i'll get them a job i'll find them a job to get them money yeah because then it's easier to go how about i cook you up with something that'll give you money yeah you know what i mean i just did i did a gig i didn't want to fucking do just

27:22Khalyla Kuhn:so someone else would get paid i had this girl it's too dark though i can't give it give it there was this girl that i met 25 years ago and she's she's very hot but she's like i need money to um I need money I don't have any money I go you can clean my apartment so she would once a week twice a week come over to clean my apartment

27:42Bobby Lee:oh no what you hooked up with her yeah this is a Seinfeld episode yeah then I

27:48Khalyla Kuhn:you know I mean one day I was taking a nap while she was cleaning and then I wake up and she's literally in my bed and I'm like oh my god this is amazing and then we start seeing each other and then months later she disappears stop cleaning huh what stop

28:02Bobby Lee:cleaning what do you mean when she started sucking she stopped cleaning yeah yeah and then

28:07Khalyla Kuhn:place was a mess and then i would get calls from her mom like have you seen this person are you being serious i'm being serious she went missing she went missing

28:16Bobby Lee:she cleaned herself out of existence yeah you weren't a suspect what you weren't a suspect no

28:21Khalyla Kuhn:key suspect no yeah i mean and then months after that um i get a call and they found her in an abandoned house. I'm not kidding you. In a bathtub, completely naked with heroin holes all over her arm. And she had OD'd. How dirty was your house?

28:45Bobby Lee:She'd rather do heroin than clean your fucking house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'd rather do it. Damn. You know Pauly's like pretending to be mad at us? I know, it's stupid. You know this whole bit? It's bullshit. You should pretend like you're fucking mad at the guy.

28:58Khalyla Kuhn:No, I'm not mad at him. You don't want to start a false war with a false person.

29:06Khalyla Kuhn:That's an old proverb my grandfather used to sell me. Never start a war with a fake person. Never start a fake war with a fake person.

29:15Bobby Lee:That should be on everyone's wall. That's right next to Live, Laugh, Love. So everyone listening,

29:18Khalyla Kuhn:Pauly's trying to start a fake war with us. There's no tension. Okay. No, this is the game we play.

29:25Bobby Lee:No, it's fine. I thought you wanted to play no we're not playing the game alright go ahead yeah yeah you never play with now this will start a real war with Paulie he'll be mad that you did this

29:32Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah yeah so here's the deal okay I don't know what he's trying to do but he's trying to start something we're not even aware of it we don't whenever we see him it's all hugs and kisses

29:40Bobby Lee:he's taking a note from the book of Elijah Howie Mandel

29:44Khalyla Kuhn:oh Howie Mandel yeah yeah yeah

29:45Bobby Lee:Howie loves this kind of bullshit

29:46Khalyla Kuhn:exactly yeah yeah yeah he loves it yeah and then Mandel the last time I saw him like four days ago apologized profusely for the Remember the Him waking me up incident?

29:57Bobby Lee:Oh yeah

29:58Khalyla Kuhn:We talked about that right?

30:00Bobby Lee:Did we never talk about it on the show? No

30:01Khalyla Kuhn:Oh I'll tell everyone This is what happened This is my war with Howie Mandel This is real

30:06Bobby Lee:Well it's not a war anymore

30:08Khalyla Kuhn:Inside still a little

30:09Bobby Lee:Okay

30:09Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah yeah So I did this movie You know and It was like All the scenes are with me and Howie And a lot of people are in it But And so This is Jim's movie no? No No

30:24Bobby Lee:No, not Karate Ghost.

30:25Khalyla Kuhn:It's not Karate Ghost, no.

30:27Bobby Lee:I'm so excited for that to come out.

30:29Khalyla Kuhn:Same. Steve Howey's in it. Karate Ghost.

30:36Khalyla Kuhn:Where are you?

30:43Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, good.

30:44Bobby Lee:Please.

30:46Khalyla Kuhn:Stop! Show yourself! All right, all right.

30:48Bobby Lee:Show yourself. Did you feel that?

30:58all right go ahead anyway um and so we're both chefs in this movie anyway um

31:06Khalyla Kuhn:so we're working all day we're on every fucking scene and also it was two days of you know

31:16Khalyla Kuhn:Will you stop with the karate goes man I'll look happy on set

31:22Bobby Lee:Did you hear something That's a spoiler man Stop that Take it down So um

31:31Khalyla Kuhn:Two days straight like five in the morning call time And also me and Howie in every scene And it's like we would rap like at midnight It was fucking tough So the next day, we did like five scenes in a row all day, which I'm not complaining. It's just, that's how movies are. It's just long days. They're long days. And finally, somebody goes, listen, you're not in the next couple of scenes, so you can rest. And I was like, whenever they say that, I'm like, yes. I love that. So in this studio that we're at, there's like this corner of this studio where it's kind of away from everything. And there's like this long couch, right?

32:10Khalyla Kuhn:Casting couch. Yeah, and it's completely dark kind of too. So I was eyeing it all day. I was like, that's where I'm going to take my nap. Right? So I curl up and I fall asleep, completely asleep. About 20 minutes later, I feel something in my ear. Okay? And I'm like, you know, trying to - Wax. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I kind of look up and there is a 90-year-old background actress all right she has her bony white finger inside my ear dude and i go what the fuck right and i look at her and then i look beyond her and there's howie mendel with a camera yeah shooting it it's funny it is it's funny it's insane but it's very funny right yeah but it's not okay it's not okay but it's very funny so i kind of get up like a lady get the fuck out of here right that's not what you said to her what'd i say because you called

33:13Bobby Lee:me you said who the fuck who are you yeah yeah i mean yeah we're like who the fuck are you and how he starts laughing yeah yeah and she turns to him to like validate validate that that he was

33:25Khalyla Kuhn:his fault yeah right and so i look at howie and i go dude don't do that again man what the fuck are you doing? It's insane. He's like, we're having fun. We're laughing. You know what I mean? Just a bit. Right. So they all leave.

33:40Bobby Lee:Yep.

33:41Khalyla Kuhn:I go back to sleep. Right. Then I feel, right. My hand is wet and it's in warm water. Okay. It's in warm water. Right. And then I open my eyes. Howie Mandel has my hand in a bucket of warm water because he was trying to get me to pee. Yes In my sleep Yes And I went Ape shit I went Fucking nuclear on him It's very funny I'm sorry Yeah I go Fuck hell I'm never working with you again I went snappy Because I was so tired Right And you know what I mean And I just had reached My breaking point

34:20Bobby Lee:Blew up on Howie

34:22Khalyla Kuhn:To the point where In the next scene The director had to come up to us And go Hey you guys okay Because this isn't working Right Like Like you guys have to amend this.

34:33Bobby Lee:You sent me a photo and you look fucking super pissed.

34:36Khalyla Kuhn:I was fucking livid.

34:38Bobby Lee:There's a photo of him with Howie. I don't know if you can find it. Howie behind him. He didn't post it. Oh. He said he's got it in his phone. He sent me a picture of him and Howie and he looks so funny. And Howie's like smiling and Bobby is so fucking mad. I'm so mad, dude. It was hilarious. I'm sorry to laugh. Yeah. Fucking hilarious.

34:58Khalyla Kuhn:That last scene with him took forever. and the director keep coming out guys come on i'm like fuck this guy and i'm let me just say this too okay it's disappointing because as a kid growing up bobby's world i was a huge i still love him deeply yeah but i'm a huge howie mandel fan i can't even believe that he calls me and stuff like it you know sometimes you'll you know you've been fans of somebody and then now they call you yeah and you're just in awe of it like yeah oh my god i I can't fucking believe so-and-so knows me. Yeah, it's shocking. It's shocking, right? You have all that in play, right?

35:38Khalyla Kuhn:But then, you know, once that just goes out the window, and now he's just some old dude fucking with you. You know what I mean? You're right? And it got to the point where after we wrapped, you know how they go, if people don't know, if it's your last scene in the movie, the director goes, all right, that was Bobby's last scene. Rap on Bobby. Rap on Bobby, and everyone claps. I fucking hate it so much. I hate it too, right? So they do it, but I grab my shit. I don't say anything to anybody. I just head right out there and get in my car and I fucking drive away. The crew loved it. They hated it.

36:11Khalyla Kuhn:I was really fucked.

36:13Bobby Lee:But you weren't being mean to the crew.

36:14Khalyla Kuhn:No, I was just so livid. And then, you know, the repeated texts. So finally I ran into Howie. He goes, hey man, I owe you dinner. I go, we're good. We're good.

36:23Bobby Lee:I don't want to have dinner with you. You're going to be a crazy old lady and she's going to fucking throw food at me in the middle of it. I mean, what would you have done? I mean I'm much more temperamental than you that would have fucking look the first one I'd have been like ha ha ha yeah then the second one I would have been like okay I'm gonna fucking get you back bad I'm gonna get you back fucking bad yeah yeah yeah I mean I probably would have smeared poop in his trailer something fun like but you right I'm not oh I would have loaded up yeah you you got mad and left I would have loaded up I would have been preparing during the day how can I fucking yeah you know can I can I slash his tires yeah yeah yeah can I really take it to

37:00Khalyla Kuhn:the next level yeah that it shouldn't go to yeah I went yeah I mean so I it wasn't an appropriate

37:06Bobby Lee:my feelings no it was it was it was disrespectful of how you also you don't you know there's an old rule old world rule you know the old world rule tell me you don't you don't pester a sleeping man

37:17Khalyla Kuhn:that's I've heard that from my grandfather do not yeah you don't pester a sleeping man you don't

37:22Bobby Lee:pester a sleeping man.

37:23Khalyla Kuhn:You don't start fake wars with a fake person.

37:26Bobby Lee:And more importantly, you don't pester a sleeping man. You don't pester a sleeping man. People are vulnerable when they're sleeping. You don't do that. If you want to fuck with me, I better be awake. Also, it's not

37:38Khalyla Kuhn:I was fatigued. You're tired from the show. I was running on two hours of sleep. I was like fatigued. Yeah. That a 70-year-old man is playing those games is so funny.

37:50Bobby Lee:That's why it's funny. That's why Howie's a funny guy. He's a funny guy Because he will fuck with you But this beef that This beef that is being had right now With you and Pauly It's fake You don't like it

38:00Khalyla Kuhn:It's not that I don't like it It's just that Because when I see him It's like Dude And we hug And all that stuff Right Yeah you love him I love him But like He's trying to start this thing I've seen online I don't know anything about it I got a missed call from him though

38:15Bobby Lee:Probably this Yeah But he told me He was like But we're not gonna bite You're not But I was kind of willing to have fun with it. But yeah, I like that. You're like, fuck that. Don't you think this is the best route? It's the one that you want to take, so I'll be on there with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll ride with you. What's the route that you wanted to take? I wanted to see a little fake war between you guys.

38:32Khalyla Kuhn:But it was with you too.

38:33Bobby Lee:Nah.

38:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was bad friends. It wasn't just me.

38:37Bobby Lee:I know, but he came up to me in the parking lot and was like, I think we should do something with me and Bobby.

38:43Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

38:43Bobby Lee:Mad at him.

38:45Khalyla Kuhn:No. I was like,

38:46Bobby Lee:you're not mad at him.

38:48Khalyla Kuhn:That's something that he would say mad that way. Maddie

38:52Bobby Lee:No I didn't know if he had talked to you about it That's why I was curious

38:56Khalyla Kuhn:No he's been sweetie sweetie He's one of the sweetest guys Who fucking stand up I'll do a war with Howie Yeah This is what he wants though That's the thing with Howie's Mentality you know what I mean He thrives onto the shit I'm not biting The whole Bill Burr Billy Corgan thing was he was loving every minute of that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I did too.

39:22Bobby Lee:I thought that was fascinating.

39:23Khalyla Kuhn:It was fascinating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was brilliant. But I'd love to see Bill mad. That's what he's the best at. He's the best at. And Billy Corgan. Yeah, yeah. Well, he was sheepish in that. Well, it was a little - He was like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. It was a little unnerving. It was unnerving, yeah. The whole thing was a little sheep. But yeah, Howie, we're good.

39:44Bobby Lee:We're good.

39:44Khalyla Kuhn:We're good. You're good. Yeah. Have you ever been mad on a set or no one's ever fucked you, like pissed you off? I've made so many people mad.

39:51Bobby Lee:I had the last season of Dave, I had an unfortunate moment. It wasn't just me.

39:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

39:58Bobby Lee:The director.

40:00Khalyla Kuhn:I love this.

40:02Bobby Lee:The director. Tell me, tell me. I wouldn't mention her name or anything. Yeah, yeah. But we were shooting a scene outside. We were like out in the countryside and it was like a crazy fucking morning. Like nothing was set up right. It was kind of wackadoo. and there's a lot of moving pieces but it was also like a huge wide for people at home that want to know usually shoot a wide and then you come in close it depends on the director's style but a lot of times you get this big fuck off wide you get to warm up and then you get to the scene and you get really down to the nitty-gritty you get really micro anyway we're shooting this huge fucking wide and we're like walking through and i'm like we're walking through and then we go behind this bus that we're on and then we kind of are chilling but it's me and a few of the cast mates and so we're kind of fucking through the scene because you're never going to use that shot for more than a quarter of a tenth of a second yeah so then we go around the bus and we're all chatting and she fucking loses it we can fucking hear you this is the third fucking time you guys are talking through the fucking day and you're not even like a bunch of children when she called us children that's when i was like hey hey hey hey hey hey yeah i was like i love it i I was like, you're crazy out of pocket.

41:13Bobby Lee:Yeah. I'm a fucking adult male. You don't talk to anybody like that. She was losing her cool. And also because the episode was kind of not the way they wanted it to go. And I was like, this isn't our fault. She was. So then me, I'm not naming people. And the two other castmates were like, you got it. You got it. Yeah. Then the rest of that scene was even harder for her because I was giving nothing.

41:37Khalyla Kuhn:You're pissed.

41:38Bobby Lee:I was like, oh, you think that's. oh you think that's annoying wait till you see what we do in the next fuck when you get tighter yeah just wait wow we'll do 30 of them now wow you know treat me like a fucking kid that's crazy i'm a grown-up just be like hey you guys we can hear you she lost her fucking cool and subsequently you know haven't heard from her in a while i don't think she's getting on the line yeah she lost her and the whole crew was like what the fuck was that like the whole crew was like because what you do is you bring down the energy of the thing it was like why are you doing that then you're because all the crew guys are like you know like the sound guy was like yeah like what's that about yeah so then everyone's in a weird mood like why are you being that way you're just blowing up on people because you're upset about something so but can you do what

42:26Khalyla Kuhn:daniel day kim does be asian no no no no daniel day kim told me about he was on a set once where The director was the first day and goes Hey man you're 30 minutes late Screams at him But he wasn't late

42:39Bobby Lee:He was on time

42:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah so Daniel pulled him aside and he goes Hey man don't talk to me like that I love that Why can't we do that

42:46Bobby Lee:I'm not Daniel Dae Kim

42:47Khalyla Kuhn:Oh that's right Yeah you can though What's going on here What's up dude

42:57Khalyla Kuhn:Who are you dude

42:59Bobby Lee:Damn dude you ordered that Yeah

43:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

43:02Bobby Lee:Take a seat.

43:03Khalyla Kuhn:You want to sit down or?

43:04Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah, for sure. Hey, man. I have a idea for you, Bob.

43:12Khalyla Kuhn:If you want. Oh, we're at Bob now?

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46:54Bobby Lee:What's your last name? Mr. Bob. That's Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee, yeah. Yes, what's your name? Get comfortable, man. Thanks. What's your name? Zach Townsend. You're a great comment. What's the idea? What's going on? He's a great comment. I got a business idea for you guys, though. Okay. Can I pitch it to you? Yeah. This is going to get me out of the hole. Okay. Chat EBT.

47:18Bobby Lee:Okay.

47:19Khalyla Kuhn:I love it. Before you - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not what you're probably thinking.

47:24Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. This is - I know exactly what it is. It's chat GBT for black people.

47:33Bobby Lee:Yeah? Yeah. How does that work? How does it work? So basically you like ask - Well, it doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't. It could be working. that's why snap got taken away it's not working right now yeah but it basically you axe it a question and then it just says oh hell no oh i see yeah so what do you think it's a really good

47:53Khalyla Kuhn:idea that's a great idea so is it ai or uh alan iverson yeah yeah yeah wow you got it yeah we got it all i deal with them okay good we can go tomorrow you want a piece of pizza it looks like

48:06Bobby Lee:you got a lot there. Yeah. Too many boxes, maybe? It's probably blocking your face. Can I see one? Just put it off to the side. Yeah, yeah. This is my favorite part. I knew he was going to look at one right away.

48:14Khalyla Kuhn:Mm-hmm.

48:16Bobby Lee:Yeah, well, there's more in there. There's different kinds.

48:18Khalyla Kuhn:I like this kind.

48:18Bobby Lee:I have some pepperoni if you want some. Uh-uh. I've seen that movie before. I'm not biting. There you go. Ladies and gentlemen, Bad Friends Family. Bad Friends Family, this is our good friend, Zach Townsend, great comedian. Great stand-up. Hello, everybody. Who opened for me for a little while. What happened? Wait, yeah, wait, what happened? He started closing. Oh, you're a headliner. That guy's a headliner. Yeah. Wow. Can't open anymore when you're closing. Yeah. You know your people to run those stores, right? You can't close if it's open. You can't open if it's closed. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Zach is a phenomenal comic Nashville, although.

48:54Khalyla Kuhn:It is a good excuse if you don't want somebody to open for you, you pull them and say, you're a headliner now.

49:00Bobby Lee:You're killing it. This is the first I'm hearing. I thought I was still opening. this pizza thing was a bit but i think this might actually have to go back well i figured you're gonna go hungry for a little while so i was like to give that man some pizzas who opens for you now

49:16Khalyla Kuhn:anybody but zach yeah yeah okay i heard catbird got a little thing from you catbird we did take down catbird was awesome yeah we did it was oh oh you did braya last weekend idiot yeah we did oh

49:26Bobby Lee:yeah yeah we did braya and i took catbird and and uh zach and zach came with zach zach how was cat Zach, yeah, Zach.

49:33Khalyla Kuhn:Z-A-C.

49:34Bobby Lee:What? Z-A-C. Yeah. Zach. I got to change your contact on my phone. Zach and Kat went down. Then Devontre Coleman comes with me when he can, when he's not, you know, blowing up this guy. Yeah. This guy just came from, tell him what you just did. I just did. Come on, tell it to him the way you told me. I just did. No, I just did. I just did Comics Unleashed. Stop. Why are you laughing?

49:59Khalyla Kuhn:I want to work at Domino's.

50:04Khalyla Kuhn:wow how was uh byron he's great unleashed for people that don't know it's a comedic institution

50:08Bobby Lee:it's been around for it's got to be 20 years i mean right how long has it been on tv it was all for a while ever yeah i mean genuinely look it up how long has it been on but byron allen has been running this show it's a round table of comics on couches and they you know you pitch your jokes and you get to run your bits uh it's been on for 19 years i was right there i said who

50:24Khalyla Kuhn:was on it with you today it was guy tory from american history i love guys so much he's great He's an old friend of mine.

50:31Bobby Lee:Good crap. Yeah. I actually opened for him a couple times in Nashville. Maybe you can open for him again because I'm done with you. Who else? And then two other people. I don't remember their names, but they're nice. No, be real. No, they're nice. You don't know their names, really? I really don't know their names. One of them was like Lori something. Then the other guy was, he had gray hair. I remember that. Oh, gray hair. Gray hair. Yeah, gray hair. Comedian gray hair. Yeah, Mr. Gray hair. Wait, didn't Kat film with you? Wasn't she going to film? We all did different ones, but she's filming today, I'm pretty sure.

50:56Bobby Lee:Those guys you know they do Did you ever do Comics Unleashed?

50:59Khalyla Kuhn:I've been asked

51:00Bobby Lee:I never did it I can't believe you and I

51:02Khalyla Kuhn:Bob didn't have enough drinks

51:04Bobby Lee:We're the only headliners I didn't have enough what? No say it Say it I said Bob didn't have enough bits To do it I was just joking Dude the look of anger With a little bit of pizza on your mouth Is fucking perfect Can I be honest? Hit him hard I don't give a shit He's not mine anymore

51:24Khalyla Kuhn:That hit me so hard dude like it's a destroyer of friends

51:28Bobby Lee:well now why don't you go on comics and at least and prove him wrong you can prove him wrong good one

51:36Khalyla Kuhn:why didn't you do it

51:38Bobby Lee:I didn't feel that's not a format for me me either me either if I'm being honest there was never a point in my career that I thought I was going to be good on that show I never did Layton I only did Conan Conan was the only one I wanted to do because I loved Conan and I always wanted to do Letterman but by the time I had the balls put together Letterman was gone and so Conan was my hero I wanted to do Conan, I got on Conan and they were like why don't you want to do other late night? I was like, how much more shit are you going to fucking open? How much more fucking shit are you going to open?

52:11Khalyla Kuhn:We have one more We do have one more

52:15Bobby Lee:Let's hear it Let's hear it

52:23Bobby Lee:yeah thank you right in the mic god these guys this is how unprofessional the show is they don't know to turn their mic down when they're doing some dumb shit like that but he'll do that for you he'll come running like a little pipsqueak that he is get go get going get going god i love that kid he's the best he is my favorite no but i only wanted to do conan and then when they asked do the other ones I thought I'm gonna bomb on that show did you bomb? Oh yeah I ate a hard one I was telling McCone outside I did like three black jokes I'm surprised they even let me do them. Do them here let me hear them give me the premise do I know yeah I did well the one that you know that you like

53:04Bobby Lee:we're the only ones who know how to whisper oh yeah yeah yeah and then him and Guy Tory were like I don't think they got offended but they were like I made a joke about like I said I have a lot of black friends you could tell by my shoes and after the joke they were like man you ain't got that ain't black people friend shoes you know yeah it is they unked on me they unked they unked me hard by the way no white guy that wears Air Force Ones every white guy that wears Air Force Ones is friends with black people it's almost a requirement when you buy them at Foot Locker they're like let me see your phone and you gotta show them how many black friends you have and your phone's dead and you're like can I charge my phone They're like, you definitely get my credit.

53:45Bobby Lee:What is that, cricket?

53:47Khalyla Kuhn:Why did you do it? Because I'm just trying to say yes to a lot of things. Oh, that's good. Yeah.

53:52Bobby Lee:Because Zach is a great comic and he needs more credits and the internet now is fucking flooded with a billion comics doing every clip and then he needs to fucking be a part of the system like everything else. This is a credit, right? It's a huge credit. We're going to cut you out of those, I think. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fancy. No bits. I was kidding. I'm a huge fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, give me the other jokes you told. Do it, do it, just so we can hear them. Oh, I did, I said one about like, I think true crime, like, you know, because it has to be clean too, so it can't be as good as, but I said like, you know, I think white crimes get investigated a little bit harder than black crimes, you know?

54:27Bobby Lee:Just based off the names, they name these things, like a white woman will go missing, and they'll call it like the 12 year disappearance of Sarah, and like a black guy gets murdered and then just like the first 48 hours, you know? That's a great joke. They wrap it up quick. Yeah, yeah. He liked that one. Byron liked that one. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, he didn't like the black people. Do the other one. Do the other one. I said, I talked to one of my black friends was telling me, I always chat EBT. I'm like, this is all. I'm just doing, I'm like Nick DiPaolo now. Yeah, do it. Do it, Nick. I said, I have a lot of black friends if you can't talk about.

55:02Bobby Lee:My black friend told me the other day, he said, I don't trust white people because they're always telling secrets. And I was like, I don't agree with that statement at all. you know i just think we're the only race that knows how to whisper

55:15Bobby Lee:it's a fantastic job and they pushed back on that no i mean he just kind of like they were kind of going after my shoes and it felt like maybe that one did you go did you fire back at all a little bit yeah i said it you said the n-word no no no no i said stop stop guys are you nervous oh a little bit it's not as it's not it wasn't as nerve as says i thought i was gonna be yeah well no because you i mean at some point you know you got the if you have all the weapons you're like well i'm just gonna swing and then hopefully they hit and it's a live audience yeah yeah and they're they alive i don't know yeah i was like looking at someone like some of these people might be ai for real like they're it's probably a lot of tweakers the reason why i don't

55:54Khalyla Kuhn:like these types of shows is is that it's so it's not organic right it's like you mean what you what are you gonna say so i can lead up to it so it's the conversation is so fake and but that's every

56:06Bobby Lee:prompt on late night they do the same thing they prompt you well that's why i've never done them

56:09Khalyla Kuhn:i you know i mean right yeah i i just can't do it right it's a it's an old it's an old format

56:14Bobby Lee:yeah but it's a car carson did it it was the way that fucking carson set up his show too i mean

56:19Khalyla Kuhn:there was way more improv back then but also there's a lot of dead air if you watch old carson

56:23Bobby Lee:there's an awful lot of fucking dead air wouldn't fly today yeah like you know there's moments of gaps where you're like, ooh, this is like valuable TV time.

56:31Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

56:31Bobby Lee:But they need the prompts to keep the thing moving. I mean, Byron Allen, this guy, talk about proving all those conspiracy theories wrong. He bought the weather, right? Yeah. He bought the weather. Yeah. The Jays control it, but he bought it. Yeah. They must have some sort of mutual agreement, right? Yeah. He distributes. The Jays own it, but he distributes it. Wow. Okay, Byron, next week it's going to rain.

56:56it's my company i can make it rain if i want to he acquired the weather channel byron allen bought

57:01Bobby Lee:the weather channel a 300 million dollar deal in 2018 wow and by the way this guy's got 300 million dollars to buy the fucking weather channel he paid this guy like 48 to go on tv today wow what do they give you for those what do they give you for those live shows there's a couple hundred bucks it wasn't a thousand but it wasn't it wasn't 500 even my we're at my house even my wife is like $200 that's what they give you I was like TV's dead they're killing everyone they're not giving anyone any money I'm not even sure what it is Comics Unleashed might be on the Weather Channel I don't even know they didn't tell me what network it runs side by side with a fucking doppler alert that's nice though that's nice that you got that under your belt that's first literal TV credit give it up for the boy Bobby's still fuming from the bits Oh, no.

57:51Bobby Lee:Yeah, you are. Just tell him you are. Tell him you hate it. Yeah, I love it.

57:54Khalyla Kuhn:He always tries to hit me whenever I - No, you - No. I give you gentle touches. Yeah, on the pee. No, the other night when I saw you at the store, I did side gentle touches on your side. No? Yeah. Yeah, but you're always - In your mind, you think that I'm going to do something nefarious. I think you're really strong. Yeah. I am very strong. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

58:16Bobby Lee:That's why I don't like - He's got that strength. Yeah, I got that strength. Yeah, yeah Yeah, but we always One extra chromosome Yeah, yeah And I Dude I will defeat all of you With one Okay And then Fight the ghost You don't need to star the karate ghost The peanut butter falcon Hey, good

58:42Khalyla Kuhn:I like it

58:44Bobby Lee:Peanut butter falcon Yeah

58:46Khalyla Kuhn:Who books the How'd you get the show?

58:49Bobby Lee:On my management Facebook Answer an ad on fucking Facebook They just put you on that thing You got bits We should do it We should do it together There's no way I don't want to do it It would be fun We could make the request It would have to be just me, you and Byron Why would they not do that? That would be so funny That would be awesome You would do it like family feud style And get like two more like bad friends And just do all four of you I think that would be fun Yeah You can do all you guys. Don't bring up Family Feud. We lost a Flavor Flav.

59:22Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. To this day. If you were asked to do Family Feud, right? We did it. No, but it was my family. Oh, well, rub it in. No, but they're going to ask you, Santino, right? Would I be a part of your five? No. You know how mad I'd be if I wasn't a part of five? He wants to win.

59:40Bobby Lee:Well, you didn't get many answers right. I'm going for skill. Yeah.

59:44Khalyla Kuhn:Tactics. Who would be on your family?

59:46Bobby Lee:Dude, imagine who would they put me up against, by the way? They put you up against Flavor Flav. So they're doing like who they think.

59:55Bobby Lee:Yeah, that's right. What is it about? I'm Asian Flavor Flav. Dude, they're in the meeting room. They're like, all right, check it out. Yeah. Who's Bobby Lee's perfect counterpart? Who's like a black Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. They're like, Flavor Flav. Yeah. Who would I have as my family? it would be me you my sister my wife my mom or my dad wouldn't want to do it maybe my dad my sister definitely me you my sister yeah um who should be really good see i'd be tactical you weren't tactical what do you mean i chose the wrong person esther oh me you my sister Raul my landscaper

1:00:40Khalyla Kuhn:that'd be funny

1:00:41Bobby Lee:he's fucking amazing now he's so funny

1:00:43Khalyla Kuhn:that'd be so funny

1:00:44Bobby Lee:Raul and

1:00:50Bobby Lee:Brian Holtzman just cause I feel like him and Steve would have a battle yeah yeah

1:00:57Khalyla Kuhn:Holtzman would be funny hilarious yeah yeah

1:01:00Bobby Lee:it'd be so funny to watch him scream at Steve Harvey I mean they would fucking hate each other that's like two opposite energies yeah

1:01:06Khalyla Kuhn:I would next time I do it if I ever do it I would I would choose the team that would win

1:01:11Bobby Lee:yeah we will we'll get a little team together oh no they're never gonna ask me I'm with you

1:01:15Khalyla Kuhn:I'm your plus one they don't want me they're gonna ask you they don't want me please ask them

1:01:21Bobby Lee:because I need redemption I'd rather I'd rather go on wheel of fortune oh I'll be bad at that game what you guess letters I'm not good at it easiest game it's not jeopardy yeah Zach's got one more day here in Los Angeles. We sent him around. We did almost everything with the boy. Yeah. Then he goes back to Nashville to his girlfriend who he loves. Yeah. Just got himself a new house.

1:01:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. It's incredible. Thanks, Bob. Amazing.

1:01:46Bobby Lee:You did it. You helped. Oh.

1:01:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:01:48Bobby Lee:I extorted money from you, Carlos. I'm the Mexican gangster. Oh, I see. Yeah, you better buy my opener a fucking house, eh?

1:01:55Khalyla Kuhn:And your girlfriend lives with you? Yeah. I would hope so. They bought a house together. Oh, together. She's paying for some of the mortgage? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's why we're doing it. This is a life partner. Yeah, probably. Yeah.

1:02:06Bobby Lee:Unless, yeah.

1:02:07Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, how long have you been dating her?

1:02:09Bobby Lee:Unless she finds out what I did in my Comics Unleashed trailer. Yeah.

1:02:13Khalyla Kuhn:But how long have you been dating her for? Like three years. Oh, okay. That's a good enough time. Yeah. She's rad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:20Bobby Lee:She's very good looking. She's cool. She's smart. She's way better than Zach. It's one of those things where it's annoying when you're like, oh, the partner is more superior. And then you sometimes wonder, is he holding her hostage? yeah he's shrecken yeah you're shrecken what yeah you're shrecken hard a new slang a new slang term for the dating trend of intentionally dating someone you consider to be less attractive than yourself they'll treat you better all right yeah that's pretty spot on that's actually like that's almost like whoever made this knows me and my girlfriend so what's what's your dream here what do you what do you want out of this business

1:02:58Khalyla Kuhn:I want to

1:02:58Bobby Lee:I want him out of business What is it? Just to be as successful as you guys Really Never! Yeah shoot for the moon right? Was that a shot? He does this all the time Let me tell you something pal Let me tell you something pal We have your replacement We casted him The fans answered

1:03:23Khalyla Kuhn:He was a hit

1:03:24Bobby Lee:Was he not a hit? Yes

1:03:27Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah

1:03:28Bobby Lee:And he's a hit And you're a what What You're a lump

1:03:31Khalyla Kuhn:A miss A miss Yeah Yeah No You're a hit I love you I love you Stop

1:03:41Bobby Lee:Stop Stop It goes bumpy in the night Karate Ghost Coming this fall Do we know when it comes out No I don't know Do Karate Ghost release date Wait what is this He's in a movie called Karate Ghost. It's going to be awesome. January 31st, 2023. It already came out. You filmed it after it came out. That's how good the movie was. It came out. Was there another Karate Ghost? How? How on fucking earth is there more than one of them?

1:04:14Khalyla Kuhn:We did the remake?

1:04:20Khalyla Kuhn:Here's the one you're in with Belushi.

1:04:22Bobby Lee:Set in a town ruled by an absurd karate law, The film watches a lonely teen form an unlikely bomb with a ghost of his late father's favorite action hero. Yeah. Are you, you're just a local. You're not one of the, are you the ghost?

1:04:33Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no. I play a sensei.

1:04:37Bobby Lee:And that's why. Yeah, I know. And that's why. Exactly. The question you just asked me five minutes ago. Yeah. Who was it? Daniel Dae Kim? Yeah. That's why we are not Daniel Dae Kim. I know. Because you played a sensei.

1:04:48Khalyla Kuhn:I know.

1:04:49Bobby Lee:And I'm in the magic movie for four heartbeats. Yeah. They make me disappear. Yeah. Zach, close out the show by saying thanks for being a bad friend into your camera. Thanks for being a bad friend, everybody. That was terrible. Hey, everybody. Thanks for being a bad friend.

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