Double Betrayal

5:16Bobby Lee:So see the big yellow ball there to the left. Zoom in there. No, right there. Zoom in there. Yeah. Yeah. And I look at how happy.

5:25Andrew Santino:Like it's a basketball. You're Steph Curry. Look at that three pointer, dude. Why'd you three point that ball, dude?

5:33Bobby Lee:Look at how happy I am.

5:34Andrew Santino:Yeah.

5:34Bobby Lee:You are so miserable there.

5:36Andrew Santino:That smile.

5:37Bobby Lee:Yeah. So first of all, they shuffle everyone in here. And then all of the hungry, give me need attention comics have pushed their way to the front. Literally. All right. Let's go to the front. And then I said, I'll just stand in the back. I don't care. and the girl was like, just get down there, go down there. And I said, don't worry about it. I don't want to do it. But everyone that forced their way down to the front, I was like, you know, and look at, wait, zoom out a little bit and look to the right. Jeff Garland did catering that day, by the way. Dropping off a plate of food.

6:07Andrew Santino:No, but Jeff Garland did something very interesting, right? Interesting. Interesting. What he did was, you don't know the reference because you haven't seen the show, but - Insane. It's insane. It's such a good show. Great show, Love on the Spectrum. Yeah. But anyway, Garland was the last guy to enter I saw because you have to see you have to witness their behavior oh that's smart right and he's like oh I'll just go over to the wall and do a lean right so now he's a focal point that's exactly right he's pulling focus yeah yeah yeah he's pulling focus and that's an interesting thing interesting yeah and then so then in the front go to the front let's see who's in the front ooh

6:46Bobby Lee:Kerry Kenny Paul Will Forte and that's a Chappelle yeah

6:50Andrew Santino:Matt Reif Who has his hand? Oh, that's Robbie with Chappelle.

6:54Bobby Lee:Right, Robbie Prah. Robbie Prah, yeah.

6:57Andrew Santino:Where's Bert?

6:58Bobby Lee:He's to the right a little bit. Yeah, there he is.

7:00Andrew Santino:Matt Reif is above the guy in the red shirt.

7:02Bobby Lee:Bert is right behind Matt Reif.

7:04Andrew Santino:Yep, that's above Matt. Seinfeld is above.

7:06Bobby Lee:And that's Ted Sarandos right next to Sandler there, next to Eddie Murphy, right in the middle of the black shirt. That's the Netflix dog next to David Letterman. Pretty cool class there. Yeah.

7:16Andrew Santino:Yeah.

7:17Bobby Lee:And then let's go back up a little bit. Back up. Go zoom into my face one more time. Legends.

7:25Andrew Santino:Legends.

7:25Bobby Lee:And look at my face.

7:26Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

7:27Bobby Lee:Couldn't be more anxious. I think you purposely did that. Okay, so I talked to you candidly about this. I know, I know. I don't like these things. They give me really bad anxiety. I understand that. I just get nervous and I get weird and I don't like it.

7:39Andrew Santino:Well, it's because, do you know why? Because I don't belong there? No, no, no. I'll tell you why. What? This is my theory and don't get mad. Oh, yeah. Because Taylor Swift's not there. Oh, that's a good joke. Yeah. I think it's not big enough. Right. You need a higher. Yeah. It's got to be Zuckerberg. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

7:58Bobby Lee:Come on! No, it's just not funny. It's just not funny. I mean, if it was funny, it'd be good. There it is. I know it's not funny. That's good. What is that?

8:09Andrew Santino:When things bomb, I do that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You should do that on stage. Yeah, I'm going to do that from now on on this podcast. I will lift myself up when something doesn't land. Yeah. But to me, it is funny. and if you zoom in those are just tough tough for me to do it's hard it's really hard I talked to everybody about it I walked up to everyone I go how do you feel they go I don't feel comfortable and I feel anxious it's anxiety inducing and I said I feel the same way but what I did was a couple of things

8:37Bobby Lee:well you took your Lexapro first of all

8:39Andrew Santino:I took my Lexapro and I went against my gut instinct on certain things so I walked up to people that I never knew I never met and I just said hey I'm Bobby I'm a comic I'm just a big fan. That's awesome. I did it to Jon Stewart. I have a photo with Bob Odenkirk. That's cool. Yeah. So I would go up to people that I'm actually fans of and walked up and I went, now Eddie Murphy was one that I wanted to do that.

9:03Bobby Lee:Yeah.

9:04Andrew Santino:But he has an aura that you can't, you just can't break that aura. He's perfect. You know what I mean? It's like an energy field or something. But he did shake my hand when he was walking up to his thing. He goes, hello, sir. And he shook my hand. wow and i'm like oh my god yeah i couldn't believe i couldn't believe it that's awesome yeah no so

9:25Bobby Lee:this was it was amazing it was beautiful to be around all these legends it was incredible i just it gave me yeah it's a lot of anxiety it's hard because there's too many people i like look at that like there's taylor tomlinson up there i didn't even see her there that's what sucks is

9:36Andrew Santino:like there's people you didn't even see there kate hudson's in front of me i she was literally two people away from me i didn't even see her well you also asked who is that yeah because in my I'm like, I don't know a comic that looks like that. I was like, you know her. Yeah, I know Kate, but it's like, I didn't know it was her because in your mind, it's like, if you're going to like, you know, a football hall of fame and a cricket player's there. Yeah. It's sort of like, you're right. So in your mind, you're like, what team? Falcons or, you know what I mean? I don't know.

10:02Bobby Lee:It was pretty cool though. It was a cool moment in time. And then when it was over, so here's, this is my favorite part.

10:07Andrew Santino:Is Falcons a team?

10:08Bobby Lee:Yeah, Atlanta. Okay, thank God. So then it's all over, coming to a close. Bob and I get on the phone. and he calls me and I shared this. I called Louie. Louie was in the car with Fitz and I called them because I thought it tickled me so much. Bob calls me and he's like, hey, are you still there? And I was like, yeah, I wasn't. I was in my car.

10:26Andrew Santino:No, because Andrew had told me earlier on in the party. Be the first to leave. You pulled me and said, you go, as soon as the phone was over, you got to rush.

10:33Bobby Lee:Got to get out of here.

10:34Andrew Santino:To the valet because there's going to be a line. So me and Donnell Runlings, he beat me. Yeah, he's faster.

10:42Bobby Lee:Faster.

10:43Andrew Santino:and we both were running with our ticket in our hand. Yeah. We were the first to get to the valet. Right. You're right. But my car came first. Of course. You're right. It was parked across the street. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it when I pulled in. Was it really? Yeah, they left you close. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I was the first guy there. Mine was about a mile away. Yeah. So then I left and then like maybe like 30 minutes later, I call Andrew or did you call me? You called me. I called you about something and then you said, I go, where are you at? And you're like, I'm still at Ted Sarandos's house.

11:16Andrew Santino:I lied, I was in the car. I know, but then what'd you say?

11:19Bobby Lee:So then I said, I said, dude, you're, he said, should I not have left? Because he thought I was still there. And I said, you're not gonna believe this. I go, dude, oh no, I'm sorry. I called you back. Cause I'd said, I said, I'll talk to you later. So then I ruminated about this in my head and I called him back and I was whispery. And I said, hey dude, you're not gonna fucking believe this. And he goes, what? I go, we're inside Sarandos' master suite. He has a movie theater in here. And it's me, Seinfeld, Letterman, Louis, Jon Stewart. And he's doing a private showing of new specials and stuff that are about to come out.

11:55Bobby Lee:And then he asked me, where's Bobby? And I lied for you. I said, you were downstairs still. And he said, can you go get him? So I'm panicking. And he was like, are you fucking, should I, oh my God, should I come back? And I was like, you got it. Dude, I don't know, man. I got to go. Maybe come back. and I called Louie and Fitz and told him and they were like, are you going to tell him the truth? I was like, I have to. I have to fucking. Because he would have driven back to Sarandos.

12:17Andrew Santino:I get a U-turn.

12:18Bobby Lee:Pulled into his driveway. I'm like, eee!

12:20Andrew Santino:I get a U-turn. I'm racing back to her area. And then he called me back going, I'm just kidding.

12:26Bobby Lee:Can you imagine? He believed it for a second. I'm in Sarandos' master suite with Louie and Letterman and Johnson.

12:32Andrew Santino:It's such a believable. Come on, guys. It's a believable situation. For Andrew, yes. Did they let us into the house? I mean, it's like, you can't, you don't even hide the meanness No, I said for Andrew's, a believable situation I believe that he would be there I'm agreeing with you Oh, okay, okay I'm so defensive towards you now That it's like, I miss I gave you a big hug I ruminate about, you know I gave you a big hug the other day You were drunk

13:00Bobby Lee:Yeah, you were hammered You were hammered That doesn't count We're doing that show soon with him No, the comics weren't allowed in the house You're going to let all these pigs inside the house? That's insane. No chance. So obviously we weren't allowed inside of the home of Ted Serrano, but we were happy to be in the yard. Look at Fahim. He was happy. Yeah, Fahim's happy. He was happy.

13:19Andrew Santino:But Sam -

13:20Bobby Lee:I wasn't unhappy. That's my face. I get very anxious at these. I get nervous out of my mind. Yeah. And then Sherry Oteri, right there next to me, who is one of the greatest legends - Oh, I love Sherry, yeah. Legends - Yep. Turned to me and said, do you have enough room? Are you okay? I said, I'm fine. I don't need to - I don't need to like wiggle into the thing. And cause I'm like on a side, standing on a side thing. Yeah. And she said, what's wrong? I said, these things make me so uncomfortable. I know, I know. And she said, give me a hug. And she gave me the biggest fucking hug. And I still made that face for the photo.

13:54Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. But inside I felt incredible. Cause she's a legend. It was incredible to see some of these people, man. Yeah. It was really, really cool. It was really incredible, yeah. And then man, what a night I had after our show. Adam Ray, look at him. Yeah. So just for the fans, so I can say this, because it feels incredible. It feels incredible. After we did our show at the YouTube theater that the girls were at. Yes. Thank you for coming. Amen. I get an invite to go to this Dave Chappelle after party. Oh God, amazing. I go to this after party. It's for agents and managers. It's a decoy.

14:32Andrew Santino:Oh, tell me about this. I walked in and I was like,

14:34Bobby Lee:Oh no, this is the decoy party. Because everyone was like, is Dave going to be here? And you could tell right away, you're like, oh no, this is for agents and managers. And then I get my phone back because they're locked up. I walk outside and I texted Chappelle. I said, I'm sure you're getting blown up. I think I got the wrong thing. Are you guys at another spot? He goes, yo, pull up. Almost immediately, he was like, you got to pull up. Who are you with? I said, my buddy, a few of my friends. I said, I'm with three black adult men, if that helps. And he said, it does. And I went to his - I know one of them.

15:09Bobby Lee:Who? Devontre, EP and my buddy Spank. Oh, EP was there? Yeah. And then so we go to this other spot that's like six blocks away. I walk in, the inside child, you're not gonna relate to this as much, but the inside - I'm all with it. The child inside of me exploded. I'm killing. It was insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I walk in and on stage, there's 40 people. on stage is Talib Kweli and Mostef and they're doing basically half a black star of the album right and then it starts to flood in with people like more people are starting to catch on to like

15:42Andrew Santino:oh they're performing Oprah was on drums Stedman on bass yeah yeah so then Buster Rhymes Dennis

15:51Bobby Lee:Rodman Dennis Rodman was there yeah yeah Buster Rhymes gets on stage and I was already like this is insane and then i hear like a lot of people shuffling around and talking and kanye gets on stage no my hand to god it was the craziest thing i've ever seen in my entire holy shit

16:10Andrew Santino:kanye is it the night that we did last friday night where we when we did our show after our show yeah it's interesting that i wasn't invited with your little charade you went to go get food

16:20Bobby Lee:oh yeah okay you literally were like i'm gonna go eat and i was like i think we're gonna go the Chappelle thing up he heard me say it I was like I think I'm gonna go to the Chappelle thing and you were like we're gonna go get food so you fuck off your own opportunities because you could have been there and I was in the front row I went right up to the front row I wanted to watch Kanye he was a military boots and he kept doing that thing where he kind of smiles where he goes Wow he smiles and takes away and they played it all falls down and then he did they did a few other songs and he was actually rapping it was wild to see well all that

16:50Andrew Santino:anti-semitism went right out the window right out the window right out the window yeah it was

16:55Bobby Lee:incredible to see him live like that that close it was banana that's what's insane and how many people were there in the audience i would i would argue by the time that he got on stage because people were going outside to text like people had got their yonder bags unlocked to go text friends try to sneak into this you know this venue wow wow probably 200 at the most oh my god it was like the or maybe less maybe like 150 it was fucking incredible what time is it midnight or one in the morning. I was asleep. Yeah.

17:21Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was dead asleep. You were never going to come to that. I was dead asleep when Kanye was doing his yank, yank, yank. Do you know who Talib Kweli is or no? I am him. That's how much I'm a fan. Good answer. I am him.

17:35Bobby Lee:Anyway, we had a great show. We appreciate all the fans coming to the Bad Friends show. And here are the two of our favorite girls that did the show with us. Yeah. Our Filipino friends. Isa and Jules.

17:44Andrew Santino:Woo!

17:44Bobby Lee:Jules. Isa, the shoes are phenomenal. It's hers. Those are dope. Yeah. And she never wears shoes. And your mom came.

17:51Andrew Santino:Yeah.

17:52Bobby Lee:She was flirting with me so hard backstage. I know. She loves orange dick. She does. Yeah, yeah.

17:58Andrew Santino:Orange chicken. Yeah. She goes, where is your - I can't say orange, why? Why can't I say that? You can. And I did. America first.

18:06Bobby Lee:She asked me where my dressing room was many times. She goes, can I go to your dressing room? I said, sure, man, come into my dressing room. Yeah.

18:14Andrew Santino:Tito Bobby was going to push her while you were doing your set.

18:19Bobby Lee:Onto the stage? Yeah. Can't have a moment of my own, huh? Are you out of your - Always got to sabotage my bit. Are you out of - Can't have a moment of my own. Are you out of your gorge? As soon as the spotlight's not on you, boy, oh boy, does it get dark, huh? No, no, no. Do you think I would do that?

18:36Andrew Santino:Are you insane? Yes, you absolutely would do that. I would never do that. Lie, lie, lie. I just grabbed her and I kind of pushed her towards stage. I go, interrupt Andrew said, but I would never push her all the way in. Are you telling me for a second that you wouldn't run a bit like that? Not in front of that many people, no. Yes, you would. I wouldn't. Who believes that he wouldn't do that? I don't think he would, so you'd be too afraid. Yep, there we go. How about you, Andreas? Yeah, I don't think he would. Yeah, thank you so much. It would be so funny. Yeah, yeah, McCone. I think he would, because you got the balls.

19:09Andrew Santino:Yeah, you know what you did? You tongue kissed a man No you I was there You stuck your tongue out and you guys did a little Swirly swirl In front of my face And you are my friend Gay That is actually right That's exactly right gay right Bobby did that to six other guys I didn't open my mouth and do a tongue twirl You open mouth this kid with your tongue That is his rule no open mouth I don't want hantavirus I've already had four times. Yeah, yeah. I don't have all the experience kissing men that you do. I don't know how to do it.

19:46Bobby Lee:Whoa. See, you know why you say, why wouldn't I never do a cruise? Why? Hantavirus. Exactly, dude. You're right. I was right.

19:53Andrew Santino:But you never said Hantavirus. Yeah, I thought it. Okay, okay. That's why I didn't do it. I thought it. Imagine if a Hantavirus hit the Adam Devine fucking cruise. Yeah, the important cruise? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Imagine if that happened. First one to die, throw it out. Who's the first one to go?

20:13Bobby Lee:Stop breaking the table. You know what someone said to me one time? Someone who listened to the show, a friend of our family says, when Bobby kicks the table in my speakers in my car with bass are on, it sounds like an explosion happened outside. Who would die first? Because I know we have the same answer. Yeah, I know. We can't say it.

20:35Andrew Santino:Neither of us are gonna say it. I know we're not gonna say it. Isn't that fucking annoying? That's interesting.

20:38Bobby Lee:Fuck, that's interesting.

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23:24Andrew Santino:That's ethos. E-T-H-O-S dot com slash bad friends. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Girls. Yeah. How are you guys? How are you guys doing? We're good. Yeah. You good? So you got a huge pop last night. Massive pop. Yeah. Rudy! Rudy! Of all those people. Yeah. And then you said one thing. I waved. That's true.

23:47Bobby Lee:Issa, you didn't say anything. I think Issa needs a bigger pop from the fans. I think she needs to come out and they need to explode more.

23:52Andrew Santino:Yeah, I think so too. But she's our secret weapon. She's a secret weapon, yeah.

23:55Bobby Lee:The funniest, she's the new funniest girl on the show.

23:57Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

23:58Bobby Lee:You know you've been overtaken by a mile. Cause you've changed. I haven't changed.

24:02Andrew Santino:You 100 % are a different person. Oh really? Last night I was at the house and she was working out, right? You're exercising. Oh no! At late at night, she's like. Oh my, haka, haka, haka, haka, haka, haka, right, and then she's like, haka, haka, haka, with weights, haka, haka, haka.

24:19Bobby Lee:You doing the haka, right? And I was going, it's one in the morning.

24:23Andrew Santino:I go, what are you doing? She's like, I have a model shoot Tuesday.

24:26Bobby Lee:Oh.

24:29Andrew Santino:And then she showed me photos of other models that are going to be there. And like, I'm not a high-heat disease. Yeah, but she was like working. I go, it doesn't work in one night. I mean, you have to be doing this every day for like two years.

24:42Bobby Lee:Forever.

24:42Andrew Santino:Forever, yeah, yeah. Do you work out? But she was doing it.

24:45Bobby Lee:Yeah. No, don't worry about it.

24:47Andrew Santino:I think don't do it.

24:49Bobby Lee:I say don't work out. Don't work out. Everybody, don't do it. Everyone should stop.

24:52Andrew Santino:Look at this blob of yellow garbage. Still rocking. Still rocking. Still rocking. No polyps, no cancer, nothing. That's true. In my butthole. In my butthole. That's good, you got checked. Yeah, in my butthole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, so she was working out, and then you never guys talked about Coachella. Oh, because this is the first time we've been here since. You guys had so much fun. We had so much fun. It was so fun. It was so fun.

25:18Bobby Lee:Would you go back?

25:19Andrew Santino:I would. I don't think she would.

25:21Bobby Lee:Why won't you go back?

25:22Andrew Santino:There's so much people. So much people. Oh my God. Give me a fucking break. You hated it. You spoiled brat. You hated it. You spoiled it. I went for you. You spoiled brat. And I'm going to tell you something right now, Andrew. Here it goes. And you're just getting me off my rockers right now. Rock off, dog. Get off my lawn! That's the energy that I have right now. Get off my lawn. Get off his lawn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

25:50Andrew Santino:I'm so furious. I have to slowly get this up. I'm so sorry. Hit her hard. Get off my fucking mind. No, go for it, man. All right. Interesting. Okay, so...

25:58Bobby Lee:I'm sorry. Ah! Ah, Shelly! Oh, did I step on you, Shelly? How does she even stand him? It's all right, James. You know they're doing Get Ready With Me tutorials, and it's amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's putting on... She's putting on... She's taking off makeup and putting on moisturizer, and he is doing the voiceover. It's fucking incredible. Oh, I gotta watch it. Now she's, Shelly's applying moisturizer. That's amazing. Yes. All right.

26:26Andrew Santino:So, you know. Youthful glow. It's amazing. Great impression. Thanks. They should have cast you on SNL. I could have made Mad TV. I honestly believe, because you were this close. To SNL?

26:41Bobby Lee:No, I was pretty far away.

26:42Andrew Santino:No, there's no way. You flew to New York and did it in front of Lauren.

26:46Bobby Lee:Yeah, it wasn't right for me. You know what's right for me?

26:49Andrew Santino:What? Bad friends what I'm saying though is this is the only show that they missed out so badly because this is the best guy out No, no, no that would have the characters and impressions and all that do you would have killed I would have drowned They they they I know you're the you're you hit the ball your Daryl strawberry.

27:04Bobby Lee:I do cocaine You hit the ball strawberries the man. Yeah, yeah, yeah So I want to go back Take it back. Take it back. Take it back.

27:14Andrew Santino:Take it back. Take it back. Take it back. All right. I went to Coachella. I did not want to go. I did it for you guys, right? So then I asked you guys to do one thing for me, right? And you guys are like, we will not do that. What'd they do? I want to go to Magic Mountain. Magic Mountain's great. Right. And they're like, no, something else. And I go, you know what I mean? One trip to Magic Mountain, you know what I mean, is lighter than a trip to Coachella.

27:38Bobby Lee:I would argue you taking them to Coachella and paying for the tickets is worth five Magic Mountain trips.

27:44Andrew Santino:Thank you. Five. Five or six? Right, right, yeah, yeah.

27:47Bobby Lee:Six, yes, but five absolutely.

27:51Andrew Santino:Absolutely five.

27:51Bobby Lee:Yeah, at least. Yeah, at least, right?

27:53Andrew Santino:I've already went to Magic Mountain. Does that happen with him? It doesn't matter. Did you go with him? Yeah. You were there too. Yeah. Right. You were there too. Okay, so that's one trip. That's one trip. No, I'm asking for two, and I deserve five. I agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do the math. And we took it in and out afterwards. That whole day was incredible. It was just, it's too, it's so scary. Yeah, so they won't do it. Whiny baby. So then I gave them two options. Move out. No. Okay. No. Magic Mountain or Skydiving.

28:26Bobby Lee:Oh. Oh. And what do you, no? East, no?

28:29Andrew Santino:They're both like death.

28:31Bobby Lee:No one dies at Skydiving?

28:34Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah. Magic Mountain, yeah. Yeah, what's more safer, Skydiving or Magic Mountain?

28:39Bobby Lee:I would imagine maybe skydiving. I think skydiving is more if you ever. No, because Magic Mountain, people don't die. While there is no single public record up to date for injuries, six flags Magic Mountain reports are valid. 109 injury complaints, but that's it. No deaths. No deaths. No deaths. Yeah, you'll break an arm. Big deal.

28:55Andrew Santino:You got another one. Yeah, yeah. You break a white... Why don't we go to like Ren Faire?

28:59Bobby Lee:Because it's... This weekend's the last weekend and I'm on the road. Skydiving accidents are rare with roughly 10 to 20 fatalities per year in the United States. Over 3 million annual jumps, so that's not bad. It's not bad.

29:09Andrew Santino:So skydiving or magic mountain? I'll do magic mountain. Magic mountain.

29:15Bobby Lee:Okay. I think it should be skydiving or bungee jumping.

29:18Andrew Santino:No. I can't do that. Yeah. Bungee jumping. No, that's.

29:22Bobby Lee:You're more apt to skydive than bungee jump?

29:26Andrew Santino:Yeah, because bungee jumping, it's just like, I don't know. Yeah, so is skydiving. Yeah, but you're with someone. You're falling. But you're with someone, no? Yeah, yeah. You're with an insurrectionist like January 6th guy. Hey man, you know. Bungee jumping is very safe.

29:43Bobby Lee:One in every half a million. Easy.

29:47Andrew Santino:What?

29:48Bobby Lee:Nobody dies. No one dies.

29:49Andrew Santino:That's so scary.

29:50Bobby Lee:One death per year globally. And that guy wanted to die. He wanted to die. He probably unhooked. He went, nah.

29:58Andrew Santino:Unhooked the caribbean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be a fast, painful death.

30:05Bobby Lee:Hitting the ground. You know what the worst part would be? It would explode, right? I mean, you'd pop for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially if you ate that morning. Yeah. The worst would be it goes down, then it comes back, and then it losing it then would be even worse. What do you mean? Like when the bungee goes boing, and then it goes, if you fell from the set, like you feel like the bounce, it held you, and then it didn't held you.

30:24Andrew Santino:Ooh.

30:25Bobby Lee:Oh, you hear a snap when you're going up. Oh my god.

30:27Andrew Santino:Oh my god.

30:28Bobby Lee:Lord. That would fuck me up.

30:28Andrew Santino:That would fuck you up. Because you feel like you survived the first. Right, right. You would hear the snap too. Oh my god. And you're like, what is that? And you do calculations. I'm dead. I'm dead. I die. I'm fucking dead. Me die. Yeah, me die. Yeah. So skydiving, bungee, or magic mountain? Magic mountain. And we open with what? X2. X2, you must open with X2. Yeah. Oh, God. It's the best one. It's the best one. Yeah. It's the most fun. It's the most fun, yeah. Because you start off backwards. There's fireballs. Love the fireballs. We love the fireballs. And once you survive the fireballs, everything's pretty easy after that.

31:09Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you go on the Joker or something like that? It's a cakewalk. All that stuff's easy money. Look at this. Oh my God. Yeah, look at this. And the speakers pumping in the sound screams. I love it. You're gonna die. You're gonna die.

31:20Andrew Santino:You're gonna die. You're gonna die today. You'll die today.

31:24Bobby Lee:We'll die today.

31:27Andrew Santino:Die today. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be so much fun. Yeah. She doesn't even want to go though. Who? Your girlfriend.

31:40Okay.

31:40Andrew Santino:I have a girlfriend. And she doesn't want to go. Yeah. But she's going. If she doesn't go, you know why? It's called that or skydiving. Or skydiving. It's duty. Yeah, girlfriend duty. But we'll follow her if she doesn't go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called duty. Okay. Not that I'm a king, right? But I'm a crown prince. You're not the crown princess. What am I then? It's her. She's the crown princess. I'm a butler. Wow. Wow. She's the crown princess. Yeah. Why? You call her sweetheart. Yeah. Tell us more. Sweetheart. He gets really nice when she's around. He's so nice. Yeah.

32:23Bobby Lee:When she's around.

32:25Andrew Santino:We had dinner last night and he was very nice. So she should be around more.

32:30Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah, he turns into a better version of Bob.

32:33Andrew Santino:He doesn't even fart in front of you. Yeah.

32:36Bobby Lee:That I find hard to believe.

32:39Andrew Santino:No, I sneak away. You know what I do? She's in the bed, and I'll go all the way down my hallway, because I have a little hallway, and I go to the very end of the front, the door of my bedroom. I squeeze my cheek, and I go, I do it like, you know, like an Agent Orange. Oh, you do the open your cheek. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go, and then I let the smell simmer there, because what happens is, I don't know if you know about science, you know what I mean? But it follows you like a stalker. Like a stalker. A little fart ghost. In the night, you know what I mean? A little Richard Ramirez. Right, following you in the night, okay?

33:14Andrew Santino:So I let Richard dissipate.

33:17Bobby Lee:Let him, like a little fart ghost.

33:18Andrew Santino:And then I'll go back into the arena, right? And lay down. But sometimes what happens is, there's a little bit of another, you know what I mean, Zodiac Killer that comes after. Ooh. Ooh. So I have to leave the bed again and release the Zodiac killer. A little aftershock. Right, a little aftershock. So that repeats several times over the night, depending on if I had ice cream or not. Right. Yeah. Remember when you farted on Andrew's wife? Oh. That's good growth. Are you trying to start a war? No, I'm just saying that's - Because that was let go in the past. He was so mad. Yeah, so what are you trying to do?

33:56Andrew Santino:I'm saying that's a beautiful character, girl. You're growing up. Oh my God, dude. Why would you bring that off, dude? That, dude, we almost ended. It was, the Beatles were over. Yeah, I mean, Yoko had entered. I mean, it was, you know, it was bad. Yoko farted on Paul's wife. It was bad. It was bad. He pulled me aside and he goes, you don't ever do that again. In a million years. Yeah, and I locked eyes with them. And just through the eyes, I can see, right? Don't ever do that again. Evil, evil, dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was bad. But yes, what else have you noticed about me? You're just sweeter and nicer, and you're very, like, cuddly with her.

34:43Andrew Santino:That's cute. You're a new man. No, I'm cuddly with all creatures. Like my dogs and cats, right? But who...

34:52Bobby Lee:It goes, dogs, cats, girlfriend.

34:56Andrew Santino:Well, I've known my dogs and cats longer. That's true. You know what I mean? Yeah. And, you know, I have a connection with Gobi, my first dog I've ever had. Yeah. She's still with me and she looks at me like, dad?

35:12Bobby Lee:She's your, she's the daughter.

35:13Andrew Santino:Yeah. So it's like, there's a, there's a connection there. So it's like, I can't put that in order yet.

35:17Bobby Lee:I agree.

35:18Andrew Santino:You know?

35:18Bobby Lee:You're right. Yeah. There is no order yet.

35:19Andrew Santino:Yeah. So.

35:20Bobby Lee:How are you feeling? Me? Yeah. Yeah. You want to talk about it?

35:24Andrew Santino:Yeah, so let's talk about Carlos's head transplant.

35:27Bobby Lee:Do you want to talk? I mean, it looks...

35:29Andrew Santino:No, I'm feeling good right now. Yeah.

35:31Bobby Lee:You're not in any sort of pain.

35:32Andrew Santino:It's just a little sore, but it's been...

35:34Bobby Lee:Big shout out to Bosley for doing the hair. Yeah, congratulations. Thank you.

35:37Andrew Santino:Wow.

35:37Bobby Lee:Duck down a little bit. Let's see just the... Yeah. Wow, yeah. That's what's going to happen.

35:42Andrew Santino:Yeah.

35:42Bobby Lee:Yeah.

35:43Andrew Santino:But it's been going well.

35:45Bobby Lee:It's going to look like when we first met.

35:47Andrew Santino:Exactly. That's crazy. Could the hairline be a little lower? Well, they were trying to be realistic. there's not enough grafts in the back to put on top imagine if the hairline was down to your eyebrows and it would just hair all the way out that would be a cooler look but it would stop up here and I would have no hair in the back no one looks like that, that's amazing Oliver Tree or something yeah yeah yeah

36:07Bobby Lee:but I have a thought that you're going to get the hair and you're going to still buzz your head anyway and you're going to keep it short

36:15Andrew Santino:I want to grow it out once I get it but yeah I want to do the slick back no don't do the slick back I like slick back. No, dude, grunge. Oh, see, that's kind of cool. Yeah, that's cool too. Yeah, grunge it. Like I've been on the road. It's gonna take a long time to grow a grunge hair. A mad scientist. He has what, 40 more years to do it? Yeah. I know. A little bit less. Yeah, just a little less. I don't know. You guys think you're gonna die before, or that I'll die before you? There's a chance. There's a chance. And I would like to talk about, if I may. May. Gosh. What? We're about to hear Bobby's side of the story.

36:52Andrew Santino:Oh my god, that makes me so mad. What? Dude, that puts me in such a rage. What's wrong? Because as if... There are two sides. There's no... It's not Rashomon. It's a personal reference. Anyway, it's not, you know what I mean, a two-sided situation. It's one clear side. Oh, you almost did? Why didn't you clown him? Because he would have been on my side. I called you. What happened? Because I knew Andrew would see things that - I wanna hear your side. Can I hear your side? That's a good strategy for me to go first. It's a brilliant strategy. Yeah, so you can come up with things to defend your - Okay, I'll just go.

37:28Bobby Lee:Queen's Gambit here, dude, you gotta find out.

37:30Andrew Santino:I'll go because there's certain - I wanna go first. No, I wanna go first, I'll tell you why, right? That's a good boundary, I'll respect you. There's certain things that I wanna omit from in the story. Copy. That's why I wanna go first. So what is it? Do people like listening to this stuff or no? We don't know what it is yet.

37:53Andrew Santino:That's true. That's absolutely true. But these kind of personal conflicts. Yes, man. Okay. What is it? All right. So I played New Jersey, Pact. Wellington. Yeah. And then we did - Wellmont.

38:07Bobby Lee:Sorry, Wellmont.

38:07Andrew Santino:Yeah. And then we did Medford Pact, right? Right, Saturday I had a little problem in Atlantic City. Yeah.

38:18Oh yeah.

38:19Andrew Santino:What happened? What was the laugh about me, I asked per se. Because I'm having a trauma response. Yes, what? I'm having a trauma response. Oh, trauma, interesting. Interesting. What happened? So I, first of all, for weeks I was like, can I get out of this gig?

38:34Bobby Lee:You don't want to go to AAC.

38:36Andrew Santino:Is that that? Is that when you, you know, before you go to a gig and you know, there's that blue dot epidemic. You know what that is? Oh yeah. No. You know about the blue dot epidemic? Is that Hantavirus? No, it's different. He doesn't have it ever. I know he doesn't ever have the blue dot epidemic. What are you talking about? Blue dots on Ticketmaster. Oh, oh, the seats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. What's your problem?

38:57Bobby Lee:What are you angry about? I asked you what the -

39:03Andrew Santino:What is going on? I don't know. Are you okay? I don't think I am. You're on edge. I know He does it Well what happened? I'm gonna tell you right now Fine Alright so Not a good show Right I think I did pretty good Given the circumstances Yeah In terms of response And we had a great thing

39:19Bobby Lee:Casinos can be hard Yeah Did you play Borgata?

39:22Andrew Santino:No Ocean Ocean Yeah Yeah resort And you know I still got over a thousand You know what I mean Tickets sold But it wasn't what You know what I mean I wanted Anyway I get off stage And I'm sweating And I'm on the verge of tears I'm literally on the verge of tears because I'd never seen anything like that you know what I mean? where it's like I'm so grateful that they all came out to support me but you know I was just disappointed in turnout right? which rarely happens and I was in the green room on the verge of tears right? and I'm literally I'm calling my agents yeah no one's picking up no that's right and I'm just sitting there like hunched over like that sweat dripping in the verge of tears and then all of a sudden I see cameras go on somebody walks in with camera two cameras macone iphone no it he invites a tick tocker to do a video with me and i don't know what's happening who is this person he's when he's already met i've already met him but it's like before the show i want to know who's going to come and do a video with me after the show right is that a proper and fair thing yeah he doesn't tell me okay right so i'm sitting there he's like and i then i have to in that moment turn it on turn it on so i'm like hey you know what i mean and he's like hey and i'm doing now i'm reading off an advertisement that he has on his phone for his new product you didn't have to do that i'm just saying i i didn't know what was going on yeah yeah i mean because there's no prep when From my tour manager.

40:53Andrew Santino:Right? And then, right? He leaves. It's done. And I look at Carlos and I go, what the fuck was that? And then he gets defensive. You like good shit. You like good shit. And I go, what do you mean? He's like, I thought you would like it. Right? You know what I mean? So that's why I did it. I go, yeah, but I want to be fucking pre-prepared. If I knew a TikToker was going to come in and do a video. Right. Especially with a night that like I had tonight. Right. Right? your honor yes case heard okay you get good shit no defense defense my defense is that i didn't know they were going to be filming when they walked in and i wanted to surprise bobby on this tough night with two free pairs of golden goose shoes and what did that have to do with the tiktokers that was the tiktoker was bringing that for they could but but after the show had went the

41:44Bobby Lee:way it went and knowing that the blue dot virus was going on this night oh yeah did you not think to preemptively say, let's hold off until a little bit after the show, or you just let him come in?

41:52Andrew Santino:I let him come in. Right. Without preparing me. Without preparing me. You're right. I want it to be a surprise, but in my defense, I apologized and said this happened on my watch. I'm sorry, Bob. I did say that. But in what world do I not say that?

42:08Bobby Lee:See what he's doing right now? Yeah. He's winning the case. He's not winning the case. No, no, he's not winning the case. I'll tell you why.

42:12Andrew Santino:Yeah, well, I'm the judge, but yeah. I'll tell you why. Please. Now we're at dinner afterwards, right? and I look at Carlos because in my mind, Gilbert from Tiger Belly was there as well. And in my mind, I thought that Gilbert had set it all up. So now I'm livid at Gilbert. Ah, so he's not even taking the phone. Right, so I look at Carlos and I go, I'm so pissed off at Gilbert right now. And you're like, why? Because I love the guy that came in. It was just the wrong timing. Sure. And I go, because of that situation. And you go, oh yeah, yeah, I mean, we're both, you know what I mean? Your honor.

42:45Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah. For both. And did I not take, when Gilbert sat down at the table, did I not pull him aside? Yeah, and I was confused because when we walked into the restaurant, I said - See, that energy, just - Your Honor, look at the energy. Look at the energy. Energy. I'm a passionate lawyer. Thank you, Your Honor.

43:01Bobby Lee:There's gonna be order in this court. Yeah, there'll be order. Okay, there must be order in this court. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

43:06Andrew Santino:But I wanna tell you about what happened when we were walking into the restaurant. Yeah. Which is I told him, that wasn't Gilbert. Like - Oh my God, you lying piece of shit!

43:16Bobby Lee:I would never lie to the judge!

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47:07Andrew Santino:Sunday night, we do a show in Boston. Yeah. Right? And as a tour manager, you know, you don't eat all day. Why not? I just, I ate a little light meal because you think after the show you're going to eat. Oh, okay, yeah. So the tour manager - We had reservations that - Okay, so - Bobby's man or nothing. Go ahead. As a tour manager, you're supposed to set up a meal. Yeah. Which I did. We go to the restaurant after the show. Sustained. After the show. And we walk in and the host goes, we're closed. P.F. Changs? No. And I look at Carlos and go, what the fuck? He didn't say we're closed. What did he say?

47:45Andrew Santino:He said the kitchen closes in 30. No, that's not what he said! He did say that. He was an immigrant and didn't know who you were. And I thought we would get celebrity treatment. Now I'm gonna call somebody. Call the right now. Now I'm gonna call somebody that was there. That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you don't say anything, okay? Witness. I have a witness right here. You don't say anything. I won't. All right, you are excited? Yeah. Is this Gilbert or your con? No, Ramsey, my opener. All right. Yeah, he's not compromised. Shh.

48:17Andrew Santino:Hello? Hi, so you're on Bad Friends right now. Hey. Okay. So, you know, after the Sunday show at the, in Boston, Medford, I think it was, was it Medford? Yeah, it was Medford. Yeah, yeah. So afterwards when we walked in that Korean restaurant, what did the guy tell us?

48:36Bobby Lee:He said that their kitchen was closing and they didn't have time for us.

48:40Andrew Santino:And they didn't have time for us, right? Yeah, that's correct. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Bye bye. And instead he went to the Four Seasons and ate.

48:49Bobby Lee:No. By the way, answers on the first ring.

48:51Andrew Santino:I know, why?

48:52Bobby Lee:Desperate.

48:54Andrew Santino:Hello? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also have another witness if I could call if I want. You may. I may? Yeah. Okay, thank you. If you're mentioning the kitchen closed - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

49:07Bobby Lee:Whom is the witness? Cat Bird. Calling the stand?

49:10Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, don't say anything please, thank you.

49:11Bobby Lee:Let's see how many rings. Each opener is gonna get to switch.

49:14Andrew Santino:All right.

49:21Andrew Santino:Leave a message. Sometimes you have to do it again. Sometimes you have to do it again.

49:25Bobby Lee:She's on do not disturb. One ring.

49:34Andrew Santino:Cat's losing. Hi, Bobby. Hi, Cat. You're on Bad Friends right now.

49:38Bobby Lee:I'm on Bad Friends?

49:39Andrew Santino:Yeah, I have to ask you a question, okay?

49:42Bobby Lee:Okay. Okay.

49:43Andrew Santino:It will be the only time that you're on bad friends. Okay. All right. So when we were in Boston, right? Yeah. And we went to that Korean restaurant afterwards, right? When we went, yes. Yeah. And then what did the host or whoever say to me when we walked in the restaurant? The host said, oh, you can't, the kitchen is closed. Becca, thank you so much. Good night. Okay. Bye. My unreliable witness, he's paying them. Two. He's paying his witnesses. Oh, so what you're saying that it was open? If it was open for 30 minutes, why wouldn't I sit down? Because you got frustrated that - No, no, no, no. You didn't get recognized.

50:22Andrew Santino:That's what happened. Whoa.

50:24Bobby Lee:That's literally what happened.

50:26Andrew Santino:He didn't go, oh, Bobby, you're here.

50:28Bobby Lee:Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

50:31Andrew Santino:Interesting, per se. Wow, wow, wow.

50:35Bobby Lee:Bro. Well, judge, please make a final verdict. I gotta be honest.

50:40Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

50:41Bobby Lee:Ten to life, buddy. Yeah.

50:44Andrew Santino:No, I beg you. And also, your hair. What? Your new hair. How does you get your new hair? How did I get it? Yeah. Oh, from Bad Friends? Exactly. I got you new hair. I got you new hair. Thank you, sir. You lied. I didn't lie. Yeah. And conduct conspiracy.

51:09Bobby Lee:Did you make a reservation? Of course. Did you tell them it was him? When you walked in, the kitchen was open for 30 more, but they still said, please don't sit down? Exactly. Right.

51:16Andrew Santino:Well, they didn't tell us not to sit down, but they warned us.

51:18Bobby Lee:But they said it's closing in 30, which is another way of saying, we're not going to, we don't want to do this.

51:22Andrew Santino:They didn't say that, Andrew. I'm telling you right now, based on my witnesses, right? They said, we are closed.

51:27Bobby Lee:Well, the first witness said 30 minutes to close. Cat actually said - No, he didn't. No, he did. No, Ramsey did not. No, he did. He literally said, they said, they're closing in 30 minutes.

51:35Andrew Santino:What he said was the kitchen is closing.

51:37Bobby Lee:Yes. Closing in 30 minutes.

51:38Andrew Santino:No, he didn't say that. He didn't say 30 minutes. Yeah, I'm gonna call him one more time, sorry. 30 minutes. I have to call him again, sorry.

51:44Bobby Lee:Closing in 30 minutes. First ring.

51:47Andrew Santino:Hello? Okay, you're on Bad Friends again. What did you say again? He said that he didn't have time for us, the guy, he was kind of mad about it. Cause the kitchen was closed, right? The kitchen was closed. Yeah, thank you, bye bye. He's leading the witness. I'm not leading the witness. That's what he said the first time everyone can hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He didn't say that. I swear to God he didn't say that. Double Jeopardy. Yeah, so, um... That's Double Jeopardy. It's not Double Jeopardy, dude. Yeah.

52:13Bobby Lee:He said the kitchen is closing.

52:15Andrew Santino:Exactly. Thank you.

52:16Bobby Lee:So he changed his statement, so he lied. Yeah. It missed... This is not... I'm sorry, but that first witness is gonna be thrown out. Thank you. Okay, I have one more witness. But the second witness is fine. Is she still valid? Yeah, she's still valid. And she said... The kitchen is closed. Is closed. Yeah.

52:30Andrew Santino:And would you side with a convicted liar?

52:35Bobby Lee:We usually don't in this court of law.

52:38Andrew Santino:Exactly. Somebody that's known to deceive. What do you girls think? You guys are the jury. I mean, from our experience with Carlos at Coachella, he was really the best. We loved Carlos. Yeah. So I don't think he...

52:51Bobby Lee:I'm going to side with the jury here. Carlos, you're cleared of all the charges. Thank you, sir. Bobby, you're going to have to stay after.

52:57Andrew Santino:Carlos was the best at Coachella. And he stayed with us the entire time.

53:03Bobby Lee:He wanted to make sure you were safe.

53:05Andrew Santino:Good chaperone. And she gave me mushrooms. Thank you.

53:08Bobby Lee:You did?

53:09Andrew Santino:Yeah.

53:10Bobby Lee:Did you do mushrooms at the show?

53:12Andrew Santino:It was microdose.

53:14Bobby Lee:Oh, it wasn't anything. You didn't do any young lady.

53:17Andrew Santino:No, she didn't.

53:18Bobby Lee:He didn't?

53:20Andrew Santino:Who didn't? She didn't.

53:21Bobby Lee:So you gave Carlos drugs?

53:24Andrew Santino:Yeah.

53:25Bobby Lee:She's doing them? Stop!

53:27Andrew Santino:Stop! Go. You literally just betrayed me By siding with Carlos So I will betray you as well I didn't betray Yeah because I'm Korean And if you betray me I betray you Go It's fair It's fair It's a double betrayer I didn't betray I didn't betray Carlos Yeah yeah yeah No no no no That has nothing to do with the case That's before you Correct You're bringing up a completely different situation What did she do? Alright What has she been doing? Stop Now you stop Stop Betraying I'm not betraying Look at me right now dude She's smoking No I'm not Are you really smoking? A little bit Did you smoke right before you came?

54:12Andrew Santino:No You haven't smoked one cigarette today? No Oh my god I swear I swear

54:22Andrew Santino:I swear No good But so you want me to review I could reveal other things too, but I won't. Do it. But I'm just saying, but when you betray, right? I betray. I didn't betray. I just said Carlos was so good. What does that have anything to do with the fucking case of the last weekend? Plus that is a betrayal on its own. Yeah, that's a betrayal on its own.

54:44Bobby Lee:How come once on this show we can't, can we go a week without betrayal on this show? I know.

54:50Andrew Santino:One week. I know how you feel. I know exactly how you feel.

54:54Bobby Lee:Because I feel like everyone on the show is trying to betray someone.

54:56Andrew Santino:I know exactly how you feel.

54:59Bobby Lee:I'm a victim of circumstance. We should be lifting each other up.

55:03Andrew Santino:I agree. Yeah, not bringing everyone down. You know what I mean? It's like I gave you a job. You don't want to do it. See, you're not even listening. Look. Dude, I'm so grateful for the job you gave me as tour manager. Well, do the job, Ben. I've been doing it. The night before, you were like, oh, this is such a good restaurant, Carlos. You forget about all the good when one drip of bad drops down. Interesting.

55:24Bobby Lee:Interesting.

55:26Andrew Santino:I think my bad stuff is so bad it's like oil or something. It just ruins everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got an email to Carlos at the booth, a production company. They reached out. It's the production company that's handling the distribution for Karate Ghost. Before you push play, I want to say this, OK? When you're doing a movie like this, an independent movie, right, you take certain risks and you go, It doesn't matter. Like the risk of the whole film. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter. I can do whatever I want. You know what I mean? I look into the camera, whatever. You know what I mean? Someone will see it.

56:05Andrew Santino:Go. And he's going, it's good. It's really good. Okay, go ahead.

56:22Andrew Santino:Turn it down a little bit.

56:29Oh, my God.

56:59Bobby Lee:Well, you ain't in the big city of Beijing no more, huh? I'm from Minneapolis. I don't know any other towns in China than Beijing and Japan, but that's besides the point. Now, if you're going to be staying here for a while, you've got to get yourself a form of transportation. Okay? It's big out here. It's too far to walk. Wow. And I can't be schlepping you around every day wherever you need to go. I understand. I am sorry for the inconvenience. It's all right. I mean, I don't mind doing it today. I'm happy to bring you home, but it can't be an everyday thing. I mean, I've got stuff to do. Yeah, I know.

57:39Bobby Lee:I'm getting accramated. Sorry about Shuri. Hopefully it'll be sooner than later, I'll tell you that. I don't mean to be harsh. You know, I like you. Now the dojo is a staple of our community and well hell we're just happy there was someone to take it over I want to thank you for welcoming me into the community Everyone has been so kind

58:05Bobby Lee:Except who? Nah nothing That's you too

58:12Andrew Santino:You're doing a sinners

58:15Bobby Lee:This town is, uh, there's some things about this town. It's, well, this place is just unique. Okay. I'll tell you about it another time over a beer. How about that? I would rub a beer. Well, I got to head down this lonesome road here. Got to get me home. So you have yourself a good night. Drive safe on the lonesome road.

59:10more acrobat.

59:32Andrew Santino:He's a white belt.

59:43Andrew Santino:Wow.

1:00:10Bobby Lee:Can I help you? Ah, sorry to bother you. Are you the new town sensei?

1:00:19Andrew Santino:Oh, that's great. That's great. You know, we heard a lot about you. Heard you're pretty handy with the sword there. Anywho, we thought we'd stop by and welcome you to the neighborhood.

1:00:53Bobby Lee:I don't want no trouble.

1:01:05telling you out What a b electrode.

1:01:42Andrew Santino:Map and 게임2 Wow!

1:02:15Bobby Lee:Bobby.

1:02:21Bobby Lee:What do you want? If it's not me killing you, I don't have much else to offer. My time will be up soon. But I must say,

1:02:33Andrew Santino:you are a fine warrior. But you are not the best. Before we were samurai, We are trained in the art of karate by the greatest sensei who walked this earth.

1:02:54He's no longer with us, but his spirit still lives on and he protects us. And he will avenge his pupils.

1:03:23Oh

1:03:41Bobby Lee:it was your baby!

1:04:12Oh.

1:04:37Bobby Lee:There's a lot you gotta learn about this here town.

1:04:44Bobby Lee:You saved my rice, Sheriff. Well, couldn't have you go dying without us sharing that beer together. I suppose the round will be on me.

1:05:06Bobby Lee:Hell, I'd like that.

1:05:14Bobby Lee:As you can see, we got much to discuss. We must celebrate the demise of that, of a weary being. Celebrate, yes. Demise, not quite. You see, that spirit's haunted this town here since 1868. I didn't do much to it other than get it off you or get it away from you for a little while. It'll be back. In fact, they sent in some of their best men without any warning. You had no prep whatsoever, and you took them out with ease. Well, that gave me hope. I always thought you were sent here for a reason, and now I know that to be true.

1:05:56Bobby Lee:Finally, someone will defeat Karate Ghost.

1:06:03Andrew Santino:Wow.

1:06:05Bobby Lee:Did you make that? No. What the fuck did you just say? Did we make that? Yeah, we shot that. I drove all the way out to the desert after landing. I had four hours of sleep and Makona and I in a crew of incredible people shot that.

1:06:21Andrew Santino:I had a two day shoot. First day we did it with stunt guys and a bunch of blood effects and everything. And second day we had a few hours with Andrew and he drove out to Joshua Tree and we shot that like two weeks ago. Wow, it looks so good. Take that film school. Wow, you are talented. Did you like it? I thought it was shot so well. McCone shot that. He did.

1:06:42Bobby Lee:This was McCone's baby. All I did was show up and - For four hours. No, no, no. He did a full day. No, this was a whole day. So you liked it? Yeah, yeah. You like Karate Ghost? Karate Ghost was so good, dude. Should we show the clip of me giving you the note? No, no. No, no, Bobby will love this. You will love this.

1:06:58Andrew Santino:Okay, I want to see it.

1:06:59Bobby Lee:Okay, so wait, time out. Look at this. You just heard I was traveling, four hours of sleep. so four hours I had to wake up and drive two and a half hours in LA traffic to get out to Joshua

1:07:08Andrew Santino:Tree I can't even believe that you would even drive out there I did this for you why'd you do

1:07:13Bobby Lee:why'd you slam that I killed this fly that's been buzzing around the studio literally oh wow yeah thank you and by the way as I hit it I smacked it are you karate goes yeah so Bob so then we're in the car okay I can't I want to wait this is the end of the day okay it's been a long fucking day yeah there is no food within 50 miles yeah and so i haven't really eaten anything they were going to get chipotle and i'm tired it's like the it's in the 11th hour and he's in the back of the car this is why i know you're gonna love this this is you and me to a t okay go ahead now go ahead in the beginning oh yeah turn that off a little bit Pause it.

1:07:52Bobby Lee:Look at me. He's giving me notes.

1:07:55Andrew Santino:Oh, my God. Stop.

1:07:57Bobby Lee:Watch. In the beginning, you should be a little more embarrassed that he's driving you. Look at my face. Other than that, everything's great. I don't get any acting notes, you understand?

1:08:13Bobby Lee:Yeah,

1:08:19Bobby Lee:that's out of pocket. Have you ever done Curb Your Enthusiast? Have you done The Office? Have you ever done five sitcoms? Shut your fucking mouth. Have you ever done film? Made your motion pictures? Watch your fucking mouth. Okay, great. Are you ready?

1:08:41Andrew Santino:Yeah, I'll try.

1:08:45Andrew Santino:Wow, dude. That was real, too. No. No, it wasn't. That's what? You're just in. He knows. I was fucking with him. No, it was. Because also he took the note.

1:08:54Bobby Lee:Yeah, I did the note. Oh, you did the note. Yeah, I wanted to play with him in front of, you know why? Yeah. Because he was doing director thing in front of his buddies. Yeah. And I was going to stomp on his neck in front of his friends. But of course I did the fucking note. I just wanted to make him feel it for a second when he's going. He's got real directory at some point. Right. And I let it go all day. And then in the car, I was like, that's it. Dude, it's, you know, here's the thing. Doesn't it give you hope that this little tiny crew can do, we can make stuff.

1:09:17Andrew Santino:Joan can direct. So can Andreas. Okay. I can't do the notes. Oh, right. No. Yeah, so it's like, and I'll probably come off in the movie, like not good because I didn't take any notes. That's not. And I, because I refuse to take notes from these two, right? It's going to come across bad because there's, if it was like Tarantino. Right. Oh, yes, sir. What if it's a DP you respect that we get a DP? No, no, no, no. I can't because it's coming from them because I know the whispers. They go to the DB, right? And then the DB comes to me and goes, can you do it more? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I know that it's all from them.

1:09:53Andrew Santino:You're right. So there's no way I can work with them in that way. All right. So we won't do it. I just thought -

1:09:58Bobby Lee:Unless you give me no notes. I will say this. This was a - everyone that worked on it, fantastic job. Everyone put their neck out for this. They did it on a low budge, on a shoestring and on a whim. They slept at this house overnight in the desert, like literally four to a bed because they wanted to make this. And everyone, we appreciate - this was just a fun little - Incredible. wanted to run with you to show Karate Ghost. And McCone had the idea. I said, I'm down to shoot it. We got one day to do it.

1:10:24Andrew Santino:Incredible.

1:10:24Bobby Lee:And we had one day and everyone did a great job. That's one day shot. Two days. I did one day with him and they did the stunts and all that stuff. He had a stunt guy come and do all that flips and all that shit. It was nuts. Do you have any other grudges to hash out before we take off? I think we're good. Girls, do you want to say anything before we go? Well, they're doing live streaming.

1:10:40Andrew Santino:Oh, yeah. Wait, what? No, we had to stop it because the PC wasn't.

1:10:44Bobby Lee:I know, but you're going to do it. Wait, you guys are doing, you're doing like Twitch? Yeah. What are you doing on Twitch?

1:10:50Andrew Santino:We're playing games. Okay.

1:10:53Bobby Lee:What? I'm a little concerned about the community. About our community or the community in general? Asians. Oh, here we go. No, no, no. No, no, the Twitch thing, I'm unfamiliar. I'm ignorant.

1:11:04Andrew Santino:It's huge.

1:11:05Bobby Lee:I know, I know, I know. I'm just saying a piece of it with a girl streaming feels a little dangerous to me. like to creep our creepos on there saying stuff to you no really no creepos no but they were flaming us for the quality doesn't it feel like a place where creeps would go it feels like a place that creeps would sign on that's everywhere on the internet i know but this is them live for

1:11:28Andrew Santino:creeps you know live for creeps yeah but it's not like we're we're just wearing that's the channel

1:11:33Bobby Lee:i'm not saying what you're wearing i'm saying creeps you weirdos so nobody says not gross shit good don't because we'll fucking find you we'll find your ip we'll trace you and we'll kill you i just don't like that the lot because it reminds me of what's the thing where oh my oh my oh my meagle yuck it just feels like it's it's like a breeding ground for weirdos to do weird shit who's mookie bett he's probably one of the greatest baseball players alive right

1:12:01Andrew Santino:now because tomorrow they wake up early and meet moomakey brats you're saying this as if i set it

1:12:06Bobby Lee:up. We're going to

1:12:08Andrew Santino:bowl at his house. Oh, you're doing it too? You're doing it because of me. Oh, I didn't know who Mookie Betts was.

1:12:16Bobby Lee:Exactly. You're an idiot. He's a great baseball player. He's like one of the best.

1:12:19Andrew Santino:Oh, I'm sorry. It's a sport that I'm not familiar with. I apologize. I knew Daryl Strawberry. You did? Yeah, yeah.

1:12:24Bobby Lee:Wait, I want to hear more about the streaming. Mookie plays for the Dodgers. He's amazing. He's the man.

1:12:28Andrew Santino:Okay, good. So we're doing, you're going to meet me tomorrow. Brother, you're meeting me tomorrow.

1:12:38Bobby Lee:You know what? I choose not to now. Don't go. I don't care. I invited you. Yeah, I don't want to do it. You're doing it. Well, then be more grateful. I don't need you. I'm doing it because I think it's fun. I'm going to do it too.

1:12:49Andrew Santino:Correct. Let's move on. You're welcome. Thank you for being a bad friend. Perfect.

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