Drama Dinner w/ Jake Shane

19:27You're right. Yeah. Okay. Was this tough for you guys, this little trick? No. Yeah, a little bit. I mean, his... That's not true. I know, but his tone is like, for instance, I'm looking at him on stage. Oh, no. What? When you needed the lights on. yeah yeah and it takes three minutes to turn the lights on well i'm not like the lighting guys so like that was hard and then he's like you can't jump off the stage it's like what because it was four feet high yeah and i'm five four five four okay so it's like the measurement i was worried if i was four foot tall that would be a difficult thing well it'd be perfect actually bobby i was literally just worried about you spraining your ankle yeah oh that was about care Yeah, of course.

20:11Okay.

20:12Bobby Lee:Well, then why don't you put something underneath that catches fall? Yeah. Something soft and squishy if he fell. Yeah, he fell on like a fat guy, I think. Didn't you? Did you jump on a fat guy? Yeah. Yeah. That's what he's there for. Yeah, that's what he's there for. I just, a skinny, like a Karen Carpenter kind of a person I would never fall on. You don't want skinny people in the front row. You want a big person. Big, big. In case you. Chunko. In case you crowd serve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a crowd serve. But anyway, so that was a problem. And it's just your tone in general. We had a good weekend, Bob.

20:39Yeah, we're doing three more this weekend. Yeah, we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is the power going to his head? What's going on? He has this thing where it's like, because we've known each other for so long, that he says this out loud and to the openers. Like, I can talk to him this way because we have history. I never said that. Yeah, you do. You said that we've known each other for so long that we have such a different relationship that you can talk to me in a very kind of aggressive, you know what I mean? But I didn't say that. He tells me that too. Ultra pouches. You know, these nicotine pouches.

21:15There's a lot of them. Your neck hurts because sometimes you feel like you're getting more nicotine than what it actually says and my body stiffens up and I think my blood pressure goes through the roof and wow, I want an alternative.

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23:05It does.

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24:58Bobby Lee:Save big money at Menards. Dude, I stayed at a hotel this weekend. Glorious? What's it called? Well, it's a—so I didn't even—that's how dumb I was. There was a—it's the Ritz-Carlton Reserve. like I don't even know what that is Lose I'm sending you this photo look at this thing that's exactly right yeah look at that thing go to the photo that I just sent you this was off the back of my room you can walk out every single night I went naked into the plunge pool that's off the patio of my room every night butt naked who were you golfing with yeah Taylor was there Golfing No no Not Taylor But what else names Are you golfing with No I mean nobody I mean there's What do you mean There's no celebrities Just guys I don't know What guys What guys I mean like guys Golf guys Oh so no celebrities No Okay No they're just like guys At the golf course Just regular guys Well Just regular guys At the golf course The guys who stay At the shithole Yeah yeah yeah Regular guys Just staying at the Ritz On the ocean Well, they're only staying there until their houses get built.

26:16Bobby Lee:Oh. I also learned that Puerto Vallarta, which we were north of, but I learned that that's like the West Hollywood of the Mexican coast. Whoa. It's like - Gay. Huge gay. It's like downtown - Carlos, write that down. Yeah. In case we need to go back. Yeah, well, get Carlos there. It was, you know, I guess it's his biggest - I was talking to a guy down there, one of the guys that works at the resort, who he was awesome, but he was like, oh yeah, that's where. Cause I was like, hey, you're living and staying here. What do you do as a American gay male? He's like, downtown Puerto Vallarta is West Hollywood.

26:53Bobby Lee:I was like, wow, really? He's like, oh, it's fucking. Look at that. The gay scene there is incredible. Oh my God. That was my buddy on the left. Are you being real? No. Yeah. Wow. But apparently the scene is massive. It's a cool scene, dude. So I left a couple of parties early to go check it. Yeah. Well, there's probably a gay area everywhere. Nope. Not in Russia. No, there's a gay area in Russia. No, there's not. Look it up. You know nothing about Russia? They leave if they're gay. They'll kill you. Not in Iran. Yeah. There's a gay area? No. Oh. These are all the places without gay neighborhoods.

27:29Bobby Lee:Afghanistan, Iran, Yemen, Somalia, Qatar, Nigeria. Yeah, it's illegal in these places. Well, in Nigeria, they'll kill you. It's against the law. Almost all these places, it's illegal. It's against the law. Wow. You can't be gay in public. Yeah. Is there a mystery, though, if you're gay in Iran, for instance, right? Let me just... There are no... There's no gay neighborhoods in Russia. Because they're gay people. Huh? I mean, even though there's no gay area, there's gay people. They get converted there, and it works in those countries. Oh, they... What do you mean? What do you mean? You mean...

28:00Because they know they're going to die?

28:02Bobby Lee:So that's what... Yeah. Do I think there's a gay neighborhood everywhere? Yeah, but a lot of it has to be quiet. So right, it said St. Petersburg has a quiet scene, but I'm sure they can't be loud about it. It's like, psst, psst, I'm a gay. Yeah, or like behind a tree. That's like the park. What? That's where the park started. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's got to be like inner workings of where they meet. Well, yeah, they probably meet up in like speakeasies, you know what I mean? Yeah, like a speakeasy, like an old gay speakeasy. There you go, Tverska Street and nondescript industrial areas. See, they got to hide away.

28:37Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. Oh, the Three Monkeys Club. Yeah, we've been there. Yeah. There were only two monkeys when we went, though. And look what it says. Various pop-up parties. So they got to come and go because, hey, pause. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's probably an excitement about it. Right, it makes it sexy again. Don't you think? I know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like when we eat illegal. Where it's like there's a danger aspect to it. Yeah, it's like you knock on a door, like a guy, you need a password or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know nothing about this, right? Yeah. Yeah.

29:09So, all right. So I didn't know. I learned something new. I just... Not every country has a gay area.

29:15Bobby Lee:I'm sure every country has gay people, but some of them have to be... Secret. Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Over here, you want to see me? Yeah. Because I remember like when I was growing up, I guess in Korea back in the day, because my parents would tell me... It was illegal. No gay. Right. Not one gay there. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? So it's like, what happened? They were always there. Yeah, or maybe this one day was, you know what I mean? The gay Korean Jesus was born and it converted. I don't know. Gay Korean? Yeah, yeah. There was a conversion of some sort.

29:52Bobby Lee:Homo Hill. Is that what it's called? No. Go back to that. In Korea. Wait. Itaewon, specifically the area known as Homo Hill. It's called Homo Hill. Wow. Really good. Homo Hill sounds rad. It's rad. I would go to Homo Hill. Anyway, I love Mexico though. I really do. And you know why? The food phenomenal. The people, the most fun. The most fun. I bet. You can just goof with them. They don't take it so serious. It's like an escape. Yep. I felt like it was on a little baby escape. And the seafood. Holy shit. My procedures next week. Oh, yeah. Let's announce to the world. This is going to be tracked and - Studied.

30:33Bobby Lee:Studied. Yeah. So Carlos is going into Bosley. they're going to give him a full hair restoration. Yeah. Now, did they say how many times they got to do it and all that stuff? We're going to do it once this year and then potentially in a year. They're going to retouch it. How long is it going to take? Probably eight months or so. Eight months of surgery, yeah. Yeah. Oh, the surgery. You're going to be under for eight months, huh? No, McCona will be there filming all 12 hours. Now, let me ask you something. Because you're so bald, is that why you have to go twice? Yeah. Yeah. It's an extreme operation.

31:02It's so extreme. That's a heavy lift. Yeah, yeah. It's gonna look like Toy Story 5 you saw, Woody. Oh.

31:10Bobby Lee:Did that come out right? No, but the idea. Woody's bald? Yeah. Yeah, so I'll have a bald spot in the back. Wow. Was Tom Hanks pissed about this? No. Yeah. Isn't that funny that they did that? Why did they make him bald? Because he's getting older? Right. But he's a toy. It's like I'm going into surgery to look like this. Oh. Carlos, when you took your hat off in front of them, did they go, No, they were professionals about it. It wasn't like, because I would have been, oh, fuck. That's a lot of work. Take your hat off. I'm the doctor. Take your hat off. I'll be the doctor seeing him. Yeah. All right.

31:46Bobby Lee:So we think we're going to be able to do a really good job, don't you think? Oh, I think so, Dr. Smithmore. Well, Dr. Wagami, I think that we are going to do great work. Well, we're the best in Beverly Hills. By far. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's see what we've got to work for. Yeah, let's see what we're your client. Yeah, Carlos. There you go. Oh, my shit. God darn it. We'll be able to fix that. Yeah. Probably. You gotta come in 20 times in three years. I mean, that's a lot. I know. I think they're gonna be able to do it. They take the hair from where to put it there? Your ass. No. Oh, I thought it was your ass.

32:17Bobby Lee:Yeah, it's called an FUE. Yeah. It's your back of your head. If you want it curly, why can't you use your pubic region? You could. Yeah. I would do that in the front, pubic. What do you think? Yeah, I can. I can. Yeah. You actually can. Yeah, yeah. Follicular unit expression, FUE. Yeah, that's gonna be... Wow. Are you excited? Well, everyone already knows I look like this, but it'll be nice to, like, not wear a hat everywhere. It can be a thing with, like, dating or something. It can be, like, embarrassing. Oh. Why don't you do the Bruce Willis and just shave it all off? No, I'm gonna do the younger Bruce Willis and get the surgery.

32:54Okay, but why didn't you do that before, though, to just be bald? I did for, like, eight years, and I just didn't feel like me. Oh. Like shaved head felt like... You have an egg-shaped head. No, I have a nice shaped head. Okay. Yeah. It's not egg. It's like, you know, it's like the moon or something. It's not this way. It's this way. It's longer. Well, whatever a head... The moon is circular. See that photo right there? Yeah, I see it. Yeah. That's the moon. I think I have a nice head. Andrew? Yeah. You think he has a nice head? it looks like yeah i mean if he shaved his sides and stuff you don't think it's like kind of well we're gonna see he has to shave the sides yeah it's gonna look crazy next week when i do i think it's extra but but that's my bad no it's okay okay what kind of what kind of egg ostrich ostrich yeah yeah that's the comedy one is that the comedy one see already dude this is what i'm getting on the road by the way a little taste i'm gonna get i I do think I'll be a little more confident.

34:02Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Really?

34:04Bobby Lee:Just a little bit. You're quite confident. Yes. He says stuff like, oh, that joke didn't land or like for a dinner and stuff like that. You know what I mean? Crazy. You really put him down like that? Yeah. He'll go, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. He'll do a Rogan. Yeah, I mean. Yeah. Yap, yap, yap, yap. Your shows are in the middle of the playoffs. So it's like I have other things to do too. Basketball. Yeah. Oh, basketball. Yeah, yeah. Rogan does that laugh. He goes, ah. Ha! Yeah. He doesn't like it. Or he'll go, ha ha. Oof. Oh. Twice he's on it. Ouch, why? Yeah, yeah. Well, it wasn't funny.

34:36Bobby Lee:Yeah, but ha ha is like - I know, but if I said something that wasn't funny, what would your response be? You do that all the time here. I know, I know I do. Yeah, but we have fun with it. I know. You have to laugh through it. Yeah. Say something. All right. That's why the egg roll reached for the sky. That you would do. It's fun. yeah yeah yeah yeah he'll give you a little taste yeah you do something uh i'm gonna see if i can organically respond well and when she jumped she didn't die she bounced off the earth

35:09Bobby Lee:right yeah i bought it yeah yeah and the crowd would buy it all right now try it this is the rogan way do it okay that's why leprosy is a condom yeah it hurts yeah that hurts it hurts It'll hit you. You're like, fuck man, sorry. You do one. Well, that's why cheesecake takes better on the moon. Ha ha. Oh wow. Ow. That hurts. That hurts, right? It's like a, you suck. It says you suck. Ha ha, you suck. Yeah, you suck. Or you just edit it out. Like when I have guests on the other thing that I do, sometimes they'll say something that's not funny, but I'll laugh because it's just I don't want to feel bad polite yeah do you do that?

35:56I do it on this show every week we do that all the time so you think that half of the things I say isn't it's not funny more than half so most of the things I say aren't funny 85

36:06Bobby Lee:85-15 really? no you're so you're the funniest person I fucking know alright so then it's like I laugh at you because we're having the most fun I've ever had but as a guest though you do pretend oh with guests? no well you just you give them some space with it Like you go, oh yeah, like you just feed into it. Yeah, yeah. Until they hit the note. Hey! Come sit down. Sit down. Shut up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Shut your fucking mouth. Justin Bieber, everybody, Justin Bieber. We got him. So Bieber, you're a Bieber fanatic? Yeah. I love Bieber. You like Bieber?

36:43Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. It's like beyond love. Like how I have with the Lord. With the Lord. You religious? He's a huge Lordy. I'm a Lordy. I love that. It's beautiful. Big Lord guy. I also believe in Satan. So it's like a conflict. I'm conflicted. You know what I mean? Don't you have to believe in both? That's true. That is true. Yeah. You actually do have to believe in both. Yeah, you do have to believe in both. Yeah.

37:10Bobby Lee:No, I think he's a talented. Talented kid. But I don't think I'm jamming to the music, but I do. What do you listen to? The Clash. Yeah. Oh! Have you heard of them? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're great. They're great, yeah. What do I like right now? You know who I just started listening to? Who? Turnstyle. I found this girl. Turnstyle's great, apparently. Yeah, they are good, yeah. Yeah. I found this girl. I love her voice. Is it Bella Kay? Her name is Freya Ridings. Oh, I love her. Freya is great, great voice. Freya's so good. Deep, silky voice, yeah. She's beautiful. You guys listen to the same type of music.

37:47Well, we're old. We're old. How old are you? Old. Well, guess. This is fun. Is it? Guess? Yeah. 42. No. Older? Yeah. You're lying. I'm not lying. You can Google it. 48. Older. 50? Older. 54? Yeah! Shut up. I am! What's that like? Everything creaks. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine. See this hurts. See this right here? Yeah. This hurts real bad. I can, well my neck hurts too these days. Why? How old are you? Guess. Oh, fuck. 27. Oh, 26.

38:24How old are you? Guess. Guess. Here we go. 46. Ugh. Yup. Up?

38:32Bobby Lee:42. You get Botox? No. Look at my fucking face. Yeah. Looks like you have Botox. You mean I need Botox? No, it looks like you have a little Botox. Looks like he got attacked by a bear. Yeah. In like The Revenant. Like. It looks like I've been fucked up in the woods. Did Leo win for The Revenant? Yeah. Yeah, he did. Great movie, right? I never saw it. I just remembered the Oscars campaign. Oh, okay. He never won. Why didn't you see it? It wasn't like my type of movie. You don't like bears? No, I don't love bears. Muskets? How about muskets? What's a musket? Pause. It's a type of gun. Oh. You don't like bears, do you like cubs?

39:13Cubs sound cuter Yeah, are you an animal person? Yeah, I like dogs I think I'm like getting there with cats Mmm I know I literally have a kitten right now in my house I told you I wasn't there with cats yet Yeah, he just told you he wasn't there I know but I'm just trying to find a home for this kitten Oh It's like this small, it's so cute Can't Why? Dogs I'm a dog yeah You have a dog What? I have nothing You have a building that you live in though I have a home I need to take off my hoodie It's hot in here This is why we do it Yeah

39:55Bobby Lee:There we go Stop it How tall are you? Guess 5 '2 5 '3 5 '2 you asshole I'm 5 '4 I'm taller than you are five three stand up yeah go back to go butt to butt butt to butt that's the only way to really know i'm five three i'm five four barely take off your hat oh yeah oh wow oh no bobby if you're five four then jake you're five two it's two inches of difference for sure yeah yeah yeah like i'll kill myself don't do that don't do it here don't do it here don't do it here yeah yeah i will yeah Oh, you're 5 '3 I'm 5 '7 then What are you, 5 '9? 6 '1 Stand up Okay You sit small You do sit small You sit small Well, I'm sitting at a desk People say that, they go, I thought you were shorter I'm sitting down on camera You know what's interesting about this Can I just say something about torso and legs?

41:06Maybe you could back me up on it. Okay. So the girl that I'm seeing right now is 5 '9". And her legs are 5 '0". What I'm saying is that even though I'm 5 '4", it works because the fact that, like, she has a smaller torso. Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't listen. Hims! Oh, my God. I love Hims because, you know, I've used Hims. It's made my hair thicker. So I don't have to go through what Carlos went through.

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44:25He doesn't understand that.

44:26Bobby Lee:That doesn't really matter. That doesn't really make sense. She's still taller than you now. I understand that but you would think that no you wouldn't think because your penis isn't at your feet You don't be you're not standing up kissing and fucking you're laying down so you're slid up so your little feet are at her knees I know okay, so what I'm not like going look at me You know what I mean? You yeah, you kind of are no, I don't look at my little feet by her knees going She sees them And she stays yeah, yeah, she does yeah, she stays Yeah, she stays. Are you single? I am. Good for you. What are you looking for?

45:02I don't know. I always said I wanted a boyfriend, but I think I'm too selfish. You're gay? A little. 100 %? Yeah.

45:12Bobby Lee:Okay. Have you ever heard of Homo Hill? No, what's that? It's the gay neighborhood. We just looked it up. Homo Hill? Yeah. Homo Hill is the gay neighborhood in Russia. Russia? Korea. Korea. Ugh, I want to go to Seoul so badly. Yeah, go to Homo Hill. You know, my best friend's in Seoul right now. Homo Hill is supposed to be - They will love you. this got brought up because I said I was just in Mexico and a friend of mine said uh Puerto Vallarta is like the West Hollywood of oh my god you've been you've been I've heard everyone's fucking oh so it is true yeah it's true everyone goes to PV and like that's what I've heard because a buddy of mine I said well where do you go out like where are you gonna where are you meeting people because it was on the beach and he goes no no I meant we were far away from PV and I said where do you go out to meet dudes then and he goes oh dude you go down to PV this is heaven on earth look at that i know why have you been why have i not been yeah yeah i don't know if that's my type of gay scene what is your type what's your scene my scene yeah um i don't know if i've found that yet really really do you what what what's a night out for you on a saturday night oh a night out okay am i in new york or la well you live here now right well i live in both so wait what What do you do on a Saturday night in LA?

46:22In LA, I'll go to dinner. What time is it? I have to know the specifics. That's exactly right. You know what, I actually don't love to, well, no. I'll do like an 8 p.m. dinner. I'm your roommate. You're my roommate? Yeah. So what are you gonna do tonight? I think I have dinner with some friends at 8. Where are you gonna go? I don't know. We don't really know yet. Maybe like, well, we can't decide if we wanna get dinner at Living Room and then continue going out there. I love Living Room. Yeah, it's fun. Oh my God. It's fun. Yeah, yeah. It's fun, especially when it's worn out. The asparagus there?

46:52Bobby Lee:This is offending me for some reason. What? Like I'm not even gay, I'm getting annoyed. Have you met my friend Raul? No. Hello.

47:03He's from Spain.

47:04Bobby Lee:I'm from Spain. Oh, you are? Yeah. Oh, where in Spain? None of your business. Yeah, yeah. Barcelona. What are you, the police? Yeah, Barcelona. Barcelona. Oh, I love Barcelona. I went there once with my mom. Oh, really? Where do you stay? Where do I stay? You know, I don't remember, but I remember loving it. Yeah, he loves it there. And he's from there as well. Yeah. He meant the bad part. What? Anyway, Raul's from out of town. He's from Spain. Yes. Jake's going to the living room. Oh, I love it. We love it. Yeah, it's fun there. It's fun. You have dinner. Then what after we do for after? After.

47:39Bobby Lee:After? Well, I'll probably go to bed at like two. If I'm in LA, I'll probably go to bed at like two. Oh, no, that's when. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, the after party. That's when we pop off. I don't like an after-after party. Nothing good happens. Well, we're bringing it back to the apartment, so bad love for you. I know. You don't want to come over? You know, maybe not tonight. We're going to do poppers. Poppers. Oh, I do. I love poppers. Yeah. All right. Carlos is excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Carlos loves poppers. LA is tame. New York, is this where you go off? Yes. New York, I can't. When I really commit to a night in New York, I'll it'll ruin me for weeks.

48:19Oh, tell me why are you a big drinker big drinker? No drugs though. No Yes, yes, no. Yeah, we're light detector tests. No. Yeah, we can smell we could smell it Yeah, we just said that what kind of drugs do you do? Nothing. Yeah, move on Okay, oh, so I'll just tell you the drugs I've done. Okay, go. All right, meth. No, you haven't. I'm 100 % Have I not done meth? He's a recovered addict. Okay, well, you set me up for that one. Are you really a recovered addict? Yeah. No, no. I'm a garbage head. What is that? A garbage head, I'll just do anything. He would take anything. Yeah, yeah. Are you lying?

48:51No. Why would I lie? I don't know. I don't know. He just pretended to be Raul. What does that say?

48:56Bobby Lee:This is Bobby Lee kicking the habit. Oh, good for you, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Four years. Well, this was 2022. I relapsed. And then we had a relapse. So this is kind of null and void. Yeah, yeah. I'm glad we made a trophy out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a trophy out of it. Wow, it's actually really refreshing the way you guys - So I've done meth. I've done - Crack. What's crack like? It just feels euphoric and very good. You said to me one time you love the way crack smells. I like the way it smells. What does it smell like? Like poo. What kind of crack are you talking about? Crack. You said you like crack the way it smells.

49:27Bobby Lee:Oh, the drug. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's done crack, meth, never heroin. I didn't know you were talking about the drug. No heroin. Never heroin? No heroin. No heroin, no. Yeah. That's a hard one. Yeah, that's a hard one. Yeah, I've done molly. Well, of course. Yeah, of course. I've done Weed, acid, mushroom Acid scares me Yeah, yeah, yeah So now what have you done?

49:55Let's move on Let's move on Okay But you Can we do this though? You have done other things Other than alcohol Yeah, of course Okay, well then let's just move on I'm 26 Yeah, he's 26 Yeah, he's 26 Yeah, yeah A young man Where are you from? You're born in New York Yeah, well born in LA Raised in New York Where are you guys from? Chicago San Diego Okay, my brother's getting married In San Diego Oh, it's a beautiful city. It's Gorge. It's Gorge. Gorge. Born in LA.

50:18Bobby Lee:You were born. You were an LA high school kid? No, I was born in LA. I moved to New York when I was two. Oh, so you're New York. I'm a New York kid. Oh, you're a New York kid. Yeah. Are you a Manhattan kid? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. What does that mean? He was born in the, he was raised in the city. Oh. It wasn't as exciting as you would think. I dislike New York so much, I don't even know the boroughs. It's Brooklyn? Yeah, I don't even want to know the boroughs. No, no, no. Don't even tell me. Let him guess. Okay, guess. There's five, right? There's five. Am I? Yeah, there's five. Why are you doing this?

50:47You don't think I can do it? Yeah, go. Queens. Yeah. Brooklyn. I just said that doesn't count. Yeah, but there's five, so that's one of the five. Okay, go. Continue. There's no D on the end. What? Brooklyn. Manhattan. Yeah. Yes. Okay.

51:02Give me a different. No. You're kidding, right? I swear to God. Give me one letter from the. B. The boroughs. The Bronx. What? Bronx. Bronx. The Bronx. Yeah. And give me the last letter H Harlem Yeah There you go I'm so sorry Are you well? Harlem is not a borough Harlem It's a neighborhood Harlem's in Manhattan Staten Island Yes That's a borough That's the one I think Well then don't say it like you know It is like that Yeah it is like that? Yeah Okay Yeah Okay Yeah

51:34Bobby Lee:Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queenstown, the Bronx When I saw Gangs in New York I had no idea what was going on Ooh I want to hear that movie What? So good Yeah yeah yeah Is that about the five corners? Yeah. You've never seen that movie? No. God, that's good. I feel like you've never seen any movie. Name a movie. Oh, really? Yeah. Let's go. Okay, let's go. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Never. Forrest Gump. Of course. Why of course? Because I feel like everyone's - Shawshank Redemption. No. Top Gun, the original. No. Top Gun, the new one. Yes. Yeah. Goodfellas. Yes, I love Goodfellas. Oh, you do? I watched it when I had COVID.

52:07I was in my - It's a good COVID movie. I was in my like mob era. I was like obsessed with mobs. Oh, so Godfather you've seen. Yeah, I don't really. I can't. Why? It's just like, really? Like, I don't understand. What do you mean? I didn't know what was going on. And then I started part two and I fell asleep.

52:26Bobby Lee:Casino. No. Wow. Which mob movies did you really like? Yeah, Casino's one of the best mob movies of all time. Just Goodfellas. I think if you, that's pretty much the top. I loved Goodfellas. I thought it was very well done It is well done It's one of his best movies It turns out Everybody agree Let's go more Evergreen Braveheart we said You never saw that E.T. Yeah I've seen E.T. What is it about? It's about an alien That like Yeah Hangs out with all the kids Yeah Yeah How about Did you see the new movie Project Hail Mary I did I did see that And what did you think of it? I cried How many times?

53:06Like twice Yeah Twice right there Three times each year See that guy in the middle? He didn't cry at one time What? Once? When's your birthday? Are you Gemini? Gemini don't cry? You evil fuck

53:23Bobby Lee:Jake, dissect him What do you think about these Geminis? Tell me about them I'm in Gemini rising in a Gemini mood So I know a lot about Geminis They're very two-sided You have two sides to them Two-sided You can lie Oh he's a liar. So he's a piece of shit. I don't know if you're a piece of shit But you definitely go to bed at night and you look at the You look at the ceiling and you just don't know who you are. Yeah. Oh confused About who you are. Okay do all of us. That's great. I'm a Libra. Oh, you just want the peace. I want the peace No, not you He's man of war Well, then I need to... What's your side?

54:05Mine? Yeah. Virgo. Oh, so you're... Panda. Yeah No, no, no, not panda What the fuck? Panda? Yeah, no, not panda That's not your sign? No, no, that's not my sign, dude No Koi, Koi Yeah, yeah, yeah You like control Of course I do And I can tell You've been cut that Cut that Cut that Cut that Right You like control Yeah, I'm doctor control Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah You went to med school You went to med school? Yeah, with Trump No, you didn't We're both doctors No, you didn't You saw the photo, dude Okay, we're both doctors What is Yeah, yeah, yeah So you went to, are you lying to me? You went to medical school with Trump.

54:42Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're also a recovering drug addict. That's true. That is true. That part's very true. So the first part's fake. Yes. Oh, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, what's the fake?

54:51Bobby Lee:The Trump. The med school with Trump. Yeah, I didn't go to med school. What? I don't know. Look at us. Do you think I'm Dr. Ken Jeong? No, I'm just saying. You wish. You think I was in The Hangover? No, I didn't. No, I'm just saying. No, you're lower. This is a lower entertainment. Name it. You're in the basement right now. Yeah, you're in the basement. All right, so dissect the Spaniard right there. What are you? You're a... Aries. Oh, Aries, you're nasty. Fucking nasty Spanish piece of shit. Hell yeah. Aries men are so rude. Who are you most attracted to? What sign of man? Louise, do you think I have a specific sign that I'm attracted to?

55:33Yeah, I love a Sag or a Virgo. I love a Virgo.

55:36Bobby Lee:Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Hi. Sag. Sagittarius. What is that? What month is that? It's late, or it's November, December. In the Chinese thing, what year are you? I think I'm year of the rabbit. Yeah, I can tell. You do have rabbit energy. You hop like a motherfucker. Yeah. What are you guys? I'm pig. You're pig? Yeah, yeah. What am I? I have no idea. What year? 83. 83. Let me guess, let me guess. Snake. I see that

56:10Bobby Lee:Pigs dude Yeah, dude, oink oink dude Wait, that's so cool. I don't even know anything about that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You're the year of the pig dude What does it mean? The pig is the last animal in the Chinese zodiac People born in the year of the pig are innocent and enjoy happiness Dude, you're so innocent to me They're laid back, caring, considerate, kind, and makes them the best friends to have Dude, we are the Oh, that's a beautiful Oh my God. And we love happiness. I'm the rabbit. What is the rabbit? What is rabbit? Let me see. Wait, put 1999 though, just to make sure I'm not wrong. You were born in 99.

56:4099, here we go. So were you. What does the rabbit mean? Let me guess. Gentle, quiet, this is not correct.

56:45Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gentle, quiet, elegant, alert, often embodying peace, longevity, and prosperity. They're known for being compassionate, witty, deeply reasonable, though they can be conservative and overly cautious. Rabbits are highly social, artistic, and avoid conflict, making them loyal, albeit sometimes reserved friends. They love poppers late at night in New York. Oh, it says that? How does it know that? They lie. They say that they're 5 '3". Yeah, it says they're liars. Gentle and kind. Oh, I love that about me. Do you think you're gentle and kind? Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm definitely kind.

57:16I don't know if I'm like gentle. I feel like I'm pretty like I'm pretty abrasive. If you picked up like a baby, like... I would drop it. I can't. Oh, okay. That's not gentle at all. What?

57:27Bobby Lee:You picked up a baby. No, but maybe he's... No, I've never dropped a baby. But like you see I'm like hitting this mic back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like if you did pick up a baby, you'd be gentle about it. I mean, I'm very good with kids. Yeah. There we go. Yeah. I'm very good. You're gentle. Yeah. Yeah. How long have you been with Louise? Since the day I started. Really? To work together. We were coworkers. At where? At a, well, she worked at a management firm and I, and the management firm had a joint venture with the record label I worked at. I was the assistant to this guy named Zach.

57:55And Zach is now my manager with Louise. Wow. That's amazing. What's the record label? The record label is 10K Projects. It's now Atlantic. Well, it's not - They swallowed it up. Louise, what is it? It's still 10K. It's still 10K, but Zach is now at Atlantic.

58:09Bobby Lee:Okay. So when did you know that you wanted to, you know, kind of escape that world, become more of a personality? You know, I never did. I never wanted to escape. I was very happy. I loved working for Zach. I loved going to work every day. I love music. I had so much fun. And then it kind of came at random, not randomly, Like I was posting online But I think I was posting With no end goal Really It wasn't It wasn't like a It wasn't Premeditated This kind of a felony It wasn't Yeah it was like If it happened Like Zach Always used to like Make jokes about it Like if anything happens I'll be your manager Wow And then You just have a natural gift Yeah For a personality Oh thank you When you came in It was like a You know what I mean Really Yeah yeah yeah You feel that way I'll take that Well I mean you have Fucking the rosiest chicks I've ever seen It's a problem.

58:59Is it a problem? Yeah, I have moisturizer. It's tinted green. Yeah. So it like takes away the rosiness. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it green, Louise? That's the color? Yes. Yeah. I don't understand. The green like takes away the - No, no, but why do you want it away? Because it's too fucking rosy sometimes. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's some photos of me that are so fucking ugly. Yeah, yeah. No, I like the rose. You like the rose? Yeah, yeah. It pops.

59:25Bobby Lee:That's your new nickname is the Rose. Little boy Rose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little boy Rose. Does it get rosy in other parts of your body? All right. No, that's not what I'm asking. What are you saying? What parts of my body? Like your shoulders. Do you get rosy in your shoulders? No, it gets like red. What? I think my body gets like red. Oh, so you don't tan? No. I burn. Do you have rosy cheeks? Yes. That's what I'm... He's saying your tush, your rosy cheeks. Oh, no. How do you know? Because I can see my own ass? Through a mirror. sometimes you never you never go never look at your own ass i've never like if there was no mirror i think that's an impossibility unless i go to a pond right and i and i do one of those deals but it's like if there was no mirror i would never see my ass but yes i do have a mirror and i have seen my ass you take yourself down to ass pond over there yeah look at that yeah take it take yourself a good look at that butt yeah do you have a big butt i don't know i mean do you like Like your butt.

1:00:24I don't hate it. I hate my butt. Really? It's too flat like my - Like your what? Face. Exactly. I actually do not think you have a flat face at all. Thank you.

1:00:34Bobby Lee:He said it. I - I - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said it. You led me there. You did say it. Well, he pushed me all the way there. I know. What did you want me to do? Yeah, say it. Yeah. You do not have a flat face. Thank you. At all. No, it's a fret face. Yeah, a fret face. A fret face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he doesn't. But if I was on a coin, I was a president, not good. Yeah, it would just be a line. Well, it'd be easy to print. I have the worst side profile. Can I see? Let me see. Oh, it's great. Presidential. No, it's very bad. Yeah. And there's one side that makes me look like I need a nose job, and the other I don't.

1:01:10Oh. What happened? Boxing? No, I fell off a tree. Oh, close. When I was a child. What, you were climbing trees? I was climbing a tree at a seafood restaurant in Massachusetts, tits and I fell off. You want to know something crazy? Yeah. I bought a homeless guy's Shake Shack yesterday and as I was putting the food down, I looked at his foot and it had a swastika on it. Carlos, did you do it? Were you homeless now? I swear, I got in the car, I looked at my friend, I said, you'll never believe it. No. He was such a nice guy though. Did he draw it on there? Because I don't think Nike has that. No, that shit was a tattoo.

1:01:45Because you're white. That's what it was. Nice. But I'm Jewish. Oh. Well, he can't tell.

1:01:50Bobby Lee:Oh, yes, he can. Yes, he can. Yeah. Well, did you, what did you do then? You just, I got in the car. I said, oh my God. You gave him the Shake Shack. Yeah. He had a dog. The dog's obviously not a fucking Nazi. No, you don't know that. You don't know that. Was it a German shepherd? You know what? It could have been. Did it put its paw up?

1:02:09Have you guys just been podcasting all day? We started at 4 a.m. Yeah. You know, my friend, Matt, almost flew out for this. He loves you guys so much. Matt who? You don't know him Actually he's a tour manager Matt McKinney I don't know

1:02:28Bobby Lee:He should have come out Matt we love you so much So how do you feel about this? We went to Coachella And we saw the strokes Oh my god I saw the strokes and it was unbelievable At Coachella? It was the best experience of my life And then Bieber was going to go And then I went home What? You missed out Did you go weekend one or two? Weekend two Okay so I saw the strokes weekend one I died for the Strokes. I had the most fun in my life. Did Bieber do the YouTube video thing then? Yeah, it was amazing. It was so cool. I thought it was so cool. Yeah. Who are you friends with? Justin Bieber? No, no, no.

1:02:58Bobby Lee:Someone in a band. Well, I had met - You're friends with Julian Casablanca? Yeah, so when I was on MADtv, I introduced them when they were on MADtv. You can see it on - Wow! The ladies and gentlemen - For their 2003 album? Right, and then they came, what? For their 2003 album? This is it. Yeah. And, what are you looking at? Is this it? I was about to say, I didn't want to. And then I got in trouble, do you know why? Because I was using drugs then. And I had a bowl of drugs in my dressing room. And the guy that was, what? What? Yeah. What? So I had a bowl of drugs on my dressing room. And the guy that was dating Drew Barrymore.

1:03:32Valencia. Yeah, Valencia. Who, let me see? Nick Valencia. Nick Valencia, yeah. I don't know if I know that. I think I got in trouble because he was supposed to not take and he took. And I think Drew Barrymore complained. And I got in a little bit of trouble, I think. Oh, he's handsome. What drugs were that? I was a pill head then. So Vicodin, Valium, Somas. Just a bowl. A bowl full of just a mixture of ones. Different sizes, shapes. I love how casually you talk about it. It's actually very, it's probably very inspiring for people who are in recovery. Why? Because like, it's probably such a stressful topic for some people and you make it so.

1:04:10I mean, I have an addiction and it's a disease. and it's like, you know, I've, what? Everyone's scared to. Yeah, and I, you know, and so there's no shame in it. Right, yeah, no, that's what I'm trying to say. He's congratulating you. Yeah.

1:04:27Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah. I mean, Carlos is an active addiction right now. He's an active addiction. You are? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah, for what? I mean. Everything. This is crazy. I mean, I took Molly at the strokes. Ketamine, Molly. Yeah, I got ketamine into the festival. He had a Bible. Yeah, he had a bible filled with drugs But like, are you taking it right now? Yeah No, no, not before Not on the show So you'll take it like on a weekend out? Yeah, I'm like I don't think you're an active addiction Thank you, Jake Insane He doesn't know He doesn't know Yeah, they saw me on tour like doing a lot of One time I was Okay, so we're in Nashville Uh-huh It's such an exaggerated story It's not Okay It's what I see Okay, Sam, what do you see?

1:05:07Tell me Yeah, 40 % All right Excuse me Excuse you. Excuse you. Yeah. That was nasty. That was nasty. That was nasty. That was a low blow. That was a nasty Asian joke? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Why did you see it? What did you see in Nashville? Okay, I'm walking down the street. It's like three in the morning. Oh my God. Okay. Just got out of Taekwondo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause I take great, the best Taekwondo classes. He takes those at night. In Nashville. Yeah. Late night. Oh, you're serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the middle of the night. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a purple belt.

1:05:44Okay, what did you see at 3 a.m.? It's all purple. So I'm wearing my, you know, my gear. You know what I mean? My gee. Gear. Gear. And I have my purple belt. I have my duffel bag. And I'm walking down the street. Just minding my own business. To be specific. And that smelled so bad. I'm so sorry. You're in it. No, I'm so stressed out about it. I just farted. Did you hear it? Obviously, I fucking heard it. I'm so stressed out. You smell it yet? No. Okay, I'm sorry. It'll make its way. No, it actually can't, and I need a fan. Like, I'll please. Please continue. Oh, you don't fart? No, I mean, like, I just really, I really struggle with smell.

1:06:20Oh, you do? Okay. What? We're looking for a fan. No, no, no. That's not a fan. That's a candidate. Yeah, he was kidding. It's not going to make it to you. I pray to God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not going to. All right, go ahead. Anyways, I'm walking down, and I'm saying, gee, blah, blah, et cetera, et cetera. and I look down an alleyway and I see a man making out with, to me, looks like a meth head. Yeah. From a distance. Is this real? Yeah, it's real. This is real. And it's Carlos with this girl making out just in the alleyway, just sitting down, making out. Against a trash can. Against a dumpster.

1:06:55What was so wrong with that? Rock and roll, man. Rock and roll. What's the problem with that? Were you insinuating drug use? What drugs were you on? And then he came on the bus naked,

1:07:05Bobby Lee:half naked. Are you a tour manager? Yep. Yeah. You remind me a lot of Matt. Oh. I know Nolan, by the way. You're the producer. You don't know? Shut the fuck up. How do you know Nolan? He reached out to me and wanted to just talk. He's a fan of this show. He's awesome. He's nice. He's awesome. Yeah. Okay. A lot of people want to talk to you. Yeah. You know, it's so nice that you go on their show. Matt refuses to come on my show. He does? He refuses. Will not. He refuses. Why? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. It's so nice. You have it so lucky you don't know how good you have it We do I just had Mateo Lane on Do you know him?

1:07:43Yes Yeah, great guy Yeah, he's very funny What? You're asking because he's gay?

1:07:48Bobby Lee:Yep You know what? That felt weird You're right, I apologize Well, I don't care Well, if you asked, hey, do you know who Ronnie Chang was? I wouldn't be offended Right, but I wouldn't ask that Why wouldn't you ask that? I don't know Because he knows that you know who Ronnie Chang is I don't know who Ronnie Chang is What? Who is that? So funny You don't know who Ronnie Chang is? Oh, yes, I know him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know everyone's fucking name. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. My bad. What is your type of – who are you looking for? Because we've got a lot of fans that might have not familiar with you.

1:08:26Bobby Lee:They might be just getting to know you. And now you're opening up some new games. You know, I think I'm, I always say I'm experiencing the experiences of like a 16 year old girl for the first time as a 26 year old gay boy. And so I don't know what my type is. I think I'm figuring it out. Did you come out later in life? No. What do you think? That's actually hostile. And I don't find that appropriate. I came out to my parents when I was 10, 11. Oh, I didn't know that. How did you do it? How did you do it? I walked up to my mom's office. Can you do it in the 10 year old kid's accent? I said I had like a high pitch voice.

1:09:09Yeah. Said I think I like boys. And then I asked for a toy. And your parents fully accepted it. Well, yeah, they knew. I was like, I was in dresses.

1:09:17Bobby Lee:No, he's saying were they supportive? Of course they were. Okay, that's good. No, you know, it's not of course. It's not of course. You never know. People do go through, we have a lot of friends who have gone through. This is how it went with me. Dad, I'm gay. You peckle your bag You're gay Are you gay? He's bi You're bi? I'm not bi Big time I'm not bi big time dude He's bi Who is bi? You I'm not bi Okay 45 % Have you hooked up with a guy? Yes Yes Multiple times? Yes A couple times You're bi No I was a kid What do you mean you were a kid? I was in high school I would get drunk You know what I mean And I'd just blow guys at a party What are you?

1:09:57Full straight? Yeah You know that.

1:10:00Bobby Lee:You can see that from pretty far away. Pick up. Answer. Answer. Oh my god. Matt is texting me. You're on Bad Friends. Am I? Yeah, you are. Hey, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey, what's up, guys? Why'd you text Jake? Why'd you text him? Tell him why you texted me. Tell him what you are texting me right now. I was just asking if he knew certain people were Jewish or not, just off the top of his head. Why? I'll read you our text. He said to me yesterday at 4.02pm is Anne Hathaway Jewish? And I said, I don't know why. And then he never responded. And then today at 1pm he said, do you know if Meryl Streep is? And then I said, I don't think she is.

1:10:47She might be. Why? What about Jennifer Gardner? She's a maybe. Maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:10:51Bobby Lee:So why do you want to know who's are you counting people or something? What's going on? I'm just genuinely, I'm just curious if anyone knows just like This is how it starts Do you run a train company? Yeah, this is how it starts My god That was nasty That was nasty I don't even know what he said He said, do you run a train company? It was an autism joke No, it was a holocaust joke Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, goodbye Bye You just hung up? I love that I love that. It's great. Sexy. Goodbye. Gone. That's not like my normal life. Wouldn't it be a bummer though, if he died moments later? I'd fucking kill myself if he died.

1:11:35Bobby Lee:You would? He's my best friend. You should've said goodbye sweetly. I know. Stop it. I don't like that. I know. He knows I love him. Because our goodbyes is as if I'm never going to talk to him ever again. Because that little sassy thing you just did. I didn't like it. That's going to be bad for you in the long run. That's rosy chic shit. I don't like it. That's rosy shit right there. That's rosy shit. That's sweetie. You know what? Boom. Our conversations. All right. So good set. You had a good set tonight? Yeah, it was pretty fun, man. How about you? That's getting late. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, it's getting late.

1:12:07I love you. Aw, is that real?

1:12:10Bobby Lee:I love you too. Yeah, we say I love you every time. And then I go, good night. Yeah, and what do you say? Night, night. Aw, I don't say that. I say, okay, goodbye. I love you. That's how I end. But that's not how you did. Yeah because I'm putting on a show Oh okay Talk about vaudevillian Yeah I'm putting on a show I can't not say love you I have to say love you And I have to hear it back Did you have fun though or not I honestly would love to come back No we want you back Do you guys want to come on my show Oh we would love to Really it was pure It was very real I walked in I sat my ass down And we just boom It's kind of like a barber shop in here Well yeah I guess Salon I don't think so Salon Sorry Well when you're here It's a salon Salon It's a salon Get your hair done That's you know what I don't like that I didn't say More elegant Yeah he's saying it's nicer Okay No that's not what he was saying That's not what he was saying What was he saying He was saying it's a salon for me When I go You guys call it the barber shop It's the salon for me No I call it salon too Really Yeah You are gay

1:13:18Bobby Lee:Were you looking at that camera And say thank you for being a bad friend Thank you for being a bad friend Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah.

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