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19:30He sounds just exactly like my deep voice.

19:33Bobby Lee:Let's hear. Don Flamingo, can we get a picture? so every very good okay don flamingo can i get a photo with you it's so good to see you how are you when i yeah yeah do the voice i just i just want to explain something before i do the oh it kind of is yeah yeah yeah so explain the voice and then we'll do the act act out let me let me do the The reason why I use this voice, the deep voice, because sometimes it's hard for people to understand me when I use this one. Yeah, can you switch your voice? Let's just see if you can do deep for a while. Go deep for a while. So it's hard for people to understand my other voice, my normal voice.

20:19Yeah. But with this one, they can kind of understand better.

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24:13Bobby Lee:Quo, no missed calls, no missed customers. Really? But let's try, how about for the next five minutes, do deep voice. Let's see what's clearer. Okay, for the next five minutes. Yeah, yeah. How are you? I'm good. So you're tripped out there. But the laugh is still high. Keep the laugh high. I like the fucking - I don't know how to change it. Do you have any plans here in LA that you look forward to? Do you want to do something in LA tomorrow? I'm only here for one day, so I don't have a lot of plans. Do you want to stay for another day? Can I? What would you do for another day? I did bring my Switch 2 so I can play some games in there.

24:53Bobby Lee:Good. Wow. That's very good. Yeah. Now you're obsessed with Japanese culture. What does that - I'm not obsessed, but I like it. I would say obsessed. I think obsessed. I think you're more Japanese than Dominican. That's what he listened to on the plane the whole way here. I asked him, he said J-pop. What is J-pop? Japanese pop. I know, but like, who's the famous group that you like? Not K-pop? K-pop is better, no?

25:18Bobby Lee:I don't believe it. Wait, wait, wait. What do you have a problem with Koreans for? That's what I believe. You have a problem with Koreans, dude. I have a problem with Koreans. Yeah, yeah. Because Koreans, we have the best pop. But I don't listen to it. It's not that I don't listen to it. I just like J-pop better. Yeah, but, okay. Why do you like J -? So you have a specific fetish with Japanese people. Haven't you heard, like, the way that they speak the language? It's, like, so cool. Oh. I think they got blessed. They got the looks, the language. The only thing that they didn't get blessed with was with the pee-pee, the pee-pee size.

26:01Bobby Lee:the pee-pee size. Dude. But that's an stereotype. No, no, hold on. Hold on, hold on. That's a stereotype. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, Chris. Is it a true stereotype? Yeah. Well, tonight, when you go to We Spa, you're going to be able to see. Yeah. Do I have to go naked in there? No, you can wear shorts. And Makone knows how to do it. They have shorts there. And you'll be able to compare because there's a lot of naked Asian men there. I mean, in my case, I'm not a shower. I'm more like a grower. Ah, yes. Yeah, me too. We're all like that. Yeah. We're all like that. I look like the statue of the guy with the - Michelangelo?

26:49Can you Google? Yeah, that guy.

26:50Bobby Lee:Yeah. So your penis is like that? Like that. Kind of. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're a grower. Is it a thick pubes? You have thick pubes like that? Can I say it? Can you say it? I mean, I haven't done anything for like more than a decade, so. Right, yeah, so it's like a Cambodian jungle. Because I watch the viral podcast, you know, Chelsea Lin and Paige Jim. Chelsea Lin and Paige Gin, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paige has an OnlyFans. I'm not subscribed, but she. I'm not subscribed. It sounds like you're - I should call Paige. She mentions it a lot. Yeah, yeah. Let me see if Paige picks up. So I'm keeping my bush.

27:37Bobby Lee:Yeah. Maybe we can make a collab later. Ah. I'm keeping it. So just Paige has a big bush and you think your bush can match hers. Is that what you're saying? Probably. Okay. Are you attracted to Paige? Is that why you're - I mean, she's good looking. Yes, but I'm saying - And she's funny too. She's funny and she's good looking. And she says in the podcast that she's Asian. She is Asian. She is. All she needs to do is to watch some anime and play some video games and we are good. So then this is kind of like your dream girl. And another one is Olivia from the H3 podcast. That's your other crush.

28:18Bobby Lee:Yeah, let's see. Kid, do you think we can make this happen? Oh, I know Olivia. Can you? Yeah. She's hot. She's way out of my league. Nobody's out of your league They are They're not, listen to me That's the negativity in your head There's no one out of your league I mean look at what I've done I gotta tell you, I don't even know what league you're fucking in You're in a league of your own And isn't that beautiful? The Big Nose League If you work at Bed Bath & Beyond, you'd be the Beyond department Yeah, way beyond You'd be in the Don Domingo We don't even know what they sell in that section No one does Yeah, yeah.

28:56Bobby Lee:Floating orbs. I don't know what they do. Lightning in a bottle. Can we discuss the age first? I don't want to be labeled as a... What do you mean? They're grown adults, aren't they? Paige is an adult. She's an adult. What do you mean? She's a grown woman. Yeah. But I'm kind of on the older side. You're 33, 32. 32. No, that's not old. That's not old. No. Do you know how old Bobby is? 54. He's 54 years old. I mean, they live longer, so it matches. Asian people live longer. They do live longer. They do live longer, yeah, yeah. It's like dog years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Korean years. Let's not mention dogs.

29:36Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. What's the average lifespan of a Dominican Republic, of someone from the DR? Half of an Asian. 73 years. What's the average lifespan of Koreans? 40 more. 83, or they got you by a decade. yeah yeah a decade i need to start doing exercise you do need to exercise we all do yeah so i'm basically 44 you are in white years white years well no that's dr yeah what is the average lifespan of a of a white person of a white american 78 oh 78 oh we're catching up to korean not too far all they eat is mcdonald's and burger king that's not all we eat we eat what do you eat yeah i mean They created air one, dude.

30:20Bobby Lee:Yeah. I mean, we eat organic food. What do you eat? What dinner? What do you eat, dude? Plantains? I mean, sometimes. Yeah. I believe you don't believe in the afterlife. I don't. Oh, you think this is it? What happens when we die? I will let you know once I hit the boat. Once you hit the boat? That's a term? I've never heard that term. Dominican Republic. Yeah, yeah. I mean, once you hit the boat, that's it. Yeah, yeah. That's it. Once you hit the bow, that's it. The bow gonna be, that's it. Okay, once you hit it. It's like the Grim Reaper when he comes to take your soul. You believe the Grim Reaper is real?

31:03No, but you know, that's what people say. But when it's over.

31:07Bobby Lee:Nothing. Where do you think you go? You think it's totally done? I mean, I don't know. I know we don't know. How am I supposed to know? Well, no, none of us know, but what do you think happens? no idea right it's a mystery it's a mystery yeah what would you like to think what what do you think you'd like to have happen according to the age range we should probably be asking bobby about that oh well he is the elder i'm the elder so what are you asking me like i don't you think i'm I'm going to go first. Probably. If we go by age. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But judging by. My bet is on Carlos, but okay.

31:48Bobby Lee:Yeah, I was going to say that. Judging on like. No, I don't know. Yeah. I think maybe George. Yeah, George. George seems so stressed. Judging on like substances. I don't know. Yeah. In fact, George feels like he's the father of Greg and Agup and Christopher. This is kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, see, look at, that's the dad. That's the dad. That's the dad of it. I'm super chill, come on. No, but it's the same kind of beyond. Good sell, George. No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm super chill, come on. Yeah. I'm a cool dad, come on, what are you talking about? No, it's just genetically. Okay. You know what I mean?

32:27Bobby Lee:Christopher. Yeah. So you moved bodies for, and then when did you move to the States again? When did you move up to Albany? I came to the States when I was around 17, I think. Okay. Wow. You finished high school. Yes. College? I did like two years. Where did you go again? I think we asked you. The college? Yeah. Did you do college? I did tech. Tech. I went for computer science, but I wasn't comprehending anything. You were bored. Kind of. Yeah. Because you're very smart. I don't think I am. I think you are. Are you? You don't? I think you're lying. I think you are smart. You're smarter than me, for sure.

33:16Bobby Lee:I wouldn't be able to do electronics and build a panel. It's kind of easy. They give you a map, so you just follow the map. Okay. Did you do good in school when you were young? I did good in math. Math, right. You are smart. Math is very hard. Only with the numbers. Well, you're all good with numbers. Well, math does involve numbers, yeah. So you know anything about history? I did took one year of history here. Okay. What did we learn? My high school year. What did we learn then? Tell us about the Industrial Revolution. I don't know. I don't remember that. Okay. I think that the thing that I remember the most was about the cotton picking.

33:58Bobby Lee:Tell us about that. Tell us about the cotton picking. I don't remember. I've never heard of that. Have you? It doesn't ring a bell. It doesn't ring a bell for me. Yeah, yeah. Slaves picking cotton? Slaves. What? What do you mean? What do you mean? History. Yeah, I know, but tell us about slaves and... Slaves did what? Pick cotton? Yeah, when? Am I pronouncing that word? When? I don't know the year. Okay. Recently? Like 10 years, 15 years? Not with AI? Probably more recent. Okay. Yeah, probably. Probably, yeah, yeah. Interesting. That's the only thing you know about history. That's interesting.

34:36Bobby Lee:Yeah. Was that fascinating, that category? Is that why you got stuck on it? Maybe because I came here without knowing how to speak English. And I went my senior year, you know, in like a super white school, high school. Did you like that or not like it? I didn't mind. Imagine he doesn't know how to speak the English. I had a bunch of friends. You did have a lot? Okay, good. Do you still keep in touch with friends from high school? No. Nobody? Zero. Well, do you have a group of friends back home, a tight group of friends that you hang out with or play video games with? When you do the One Piece card game, maybe?

35:18Bobby Lee:You know what I mean? I got a few friends from playing the One Piece card. Yeah. And when you go in there, hey, Gilbert, what's going on? Let's say we're in a room. Oh, Big C's here. Hey, Big C, what's up, man? What's up, man? Yeah, Eugene, I don't know if you remember. Caleb. It's Caleb and Eugene. Caleb and Eugene, man. I just say, hey, guys, want to play some games? No, no, no. Today we want to talk about stuff. Yeah, let's talk about stuff right now, man. Tell me. Dude, how was Bad Friends? I heard you went to LA, man. What was it like? You want to know what's funny? What, dude? One guy actually asked me that he heard my voice because he's one of the viewers.

35:55Bobby Lee:What are you talking about, man? He's a viewer, a fan. What was it like in LA, man? Did you have fun with Bobby and Andrew? I had a lot of fun. What did you do? What did you do, man? I just talked in the podcast yeah but do you do anything afterwards man I mean we are planning right now I mean we plan to do it but let my my past me tell you I love it I think it's so funny a piece of me thinks he's doing it deliberately you think so I'm not trying to oh you think he's the Andy Kaufman he's going to walk outside smoking cigarettes and be like man that shit was no I met him before yeah we met him before yeah yeah yeah i don't like to tell lies yeah good well this show is unless unless it's for like comedy purposes that's what this show is that's what this show is the whole show rely all the time yeah but i don't know how to invent these stories or tell me how one piece card game because we don't know what it is i know one piece is based on the anime right so it is it like um is it like regular cards with like king queen i mean with yeah what is it what is it it's like you it's like pokemon cards oh oh look at that so if i have the monkey zoom in on that one monkey luffy yeah you have the monkey what nothing if i have the monkey d luffy card is that good you can run four copies of each character card okay so you can have four monkeys okay i have four monkeys okay if i have three monkeys is that bad it depends on the range that you want to have your deck okay well we know how to play the game now there it is i guess we got it we got it $2 ,800 good god is that expensive that's the first set it's like the pokemon so it's a deck it's like a bunch of cards right do you have anything like this that's like 2 ,000 something yeah do you have a one-piece deck like that That's like a whole set Okay But if we got you that would you be happy?

37:58The 2000 one?

37:59Bobby Lee:Yeah Don't get it Why? It's a waste of money Okay give me the one that you would want Not that I would get it I can buy my own You guys don't need to buy it In your fucking face In my fucking face Really? There's not a You can afford these card decks Yeah He's got a job He's got a good job Is there something that you've always wanted It's not that good It's not good Is there something you've always wanted that you can't afford in the card game because Bob and I would buy it for you is what he's saying. Nah. Okay, good. Wow. You don't like getting gifts. I don't mind. This guy's a wonky contradiction.

38:37I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. In each card set box, there is a special card that is called the Manga Rare.

38:47Bobby Lee:Yeah. and since the set number three I've been opening one pack I mean one box of each set to now they are in set 13 I think it is or 12 and I haven't got a single manga once that's what it is so my luck is super bad you know what I'm thinking about right now don't get it don't get it we're not going to get it I hear your mind if you are going to get me one get me the Sanji Sanji Don't get it Well it's$100 ,000 No it's not that one That's Yamato Don't buy it We're not going to buy that for you Don't buy that Carlos Get out of that If you buy that I'm never coming back to the podcast Buy it now Wow Ship station Oh my god we have a online business.

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44:03Yes. I see...

44:05Bobby Lee:What's his name? Denny. Denny? Yes, Denny. Do you say hi when... I mean, you saw him in the morning when you woke up. But when you walk into the business, do you go, hey, Denny? Or no? I mean, there is another guy called Denny in the same place. I said to him, but not to my brother. You're an enigma. You're a fucking enigma, dude. I love you. I loved you from the jump. Sometimes I wake up and I have to go and wake this guy out of his bed because he is still sleeping. Your brother. Your brother. You go, wake up, Danny. We got to go to work. Yeah. And does he get mad when you wake him up? No. Oh.

44:46He's like, oh, shit.

44:47Bobby Lee:And then when you wake up, do you drink coffee? What do you do? How do you get your - I just eat like a bagel and some juice. You don't drink caffeine ever? I do Monster Energy. maybe like once every like five months monster energy it lasts i don't i don't do like one sip a day yeah one sip a day i don't i don't really drink energy drinks like you don't drink that often you don't do any drugs you don't drink you drink one monster energy every five months yeah you don't do much i don't do much all i do is you don't believe in god i go i go to work i after work i go home i either go to the grocery store and if i don't have to go i just go to my computer watch anime or play games what's your dream big city and you listen to us though yes at work to a yes to a bunch of podcasts oh oh but you but you that doesn't feel really did any of those other podcasts fly you out yeah but you You guys are number one.

45:53Okay. Even before this, you guys were -

45:55Bobby Lee:We were number one for you. Yes. I love that. So what's your dreams, Big C? I want to know for real. I can't really tell. You don't want to tell? Well, you want a woman. Girlfriend, right? I'm happy with what I have. Life is good. Oh my God, dude. You know what he's like? Chauncey Gardner from being there. Being there, yeah. Do you watch pornography? Yes. let me guess let me guess what you want let me see what your google is your i mean it's it's not hard to guess it's it's anime it's simple it's all anime porn is the anime porn 80 percent of it what's the 20 what's the other what's the 20 person 20 like regular stuff but Japanese girls?

46:44Bobby Lee:Asian girls? Sometimes. Okay. They don't know that you should. I used to like Hitomi Tanaka, but she retired. Hitomi Hataka. Hitomi Tanaka. She used to be the top Japanese porn actor. Let's look at what she looks like. Yes. Is that her? Yes. Wow. You like her. So you like, wait, you like exaggerated like breasts and stuff. No, like, you know, like. Look at that. Yeah. Hitomi, that was your favorite. Nah. What do you mean nah? Oh, Hitomi, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She used to be my favorite. Yeah. You like big breasts. There you are. Kind of. Yeah. Kind of. I don't mind the size, but you know, a plus is a plus.

47:38Bobby Lee:He sounds like fancy. Yeah. That is what fancy would say. A plus is a plus. The way that you do accents is so good. I love you, buddy. They are so funny. I'm so fascinated with it. Big C is wild. He's wild, a wild guy. Do you love your stepdad? Yeah. He's a cool guy. What's his name? He just asks, you know, what Andrew has. He asks what Andrew has? Yeah, like kind of angry anger issues.

48:07Bobby Lee:Wow. He's got you, dude. The whole family's got you, dude. No, like you, like he goes from zero to 100 like in one second. Who, Andrew? No, my stepfather. All right. But I'm assuming - Describe my personality. You are a cool guy, probably like kind of depressed every once in a while. Pretty good. And then what's mine? Describe mine. I don't really know you that good. like i watch it whiskey i i was i watch it whiskey ginger too don't get me wrong yeah you watch tiger belly yeah yeah but what do you prefer

48:53Bobby Lee:can i say it yeah i said he's not going to like it

49:00Bobby Lee:i actually like tiger tiger belly yeah okay but that's because of your your energy i think I'm not trying to say Oh god, I'm so Hey, bud Happy birthday, dude You're a good guy, dude You're talented Bobby, next time you fly me out

49:28Bobby Lee:Wow, it turned It was Andrew's idea It was Andrew's idea to come out here I like you, don't get me wrong

49:37No hard feelings. The hotel was his choice and everything.

49:41Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was all Andrew, dude. Can I stay at your house? You want to stay at my house? I don't think Andrew is going to pay. Oh, we'll pay. We'll pay, dude. Now, Andrew, can I talk to you? How do you feel? How do you... No, be quiet for a second, okay? Andrew, look at me. How do you feel about Christopher? I am, uh, I'm pretty excited for this show to come to a close. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Bad friends. Bad friends. What about you, Bobby? Why? I'm excited for this to come to a close. No, no, no. No, this is going to keep going. It's slowly fading away. No, it's not. And it's this kind of stuff.

50:20Bobby Lee:No, it's not this kind of stuff. No, no. No, here's the thing. No, Christopher, stop. Shut the fuck up. Bobby. All right. Bobby. Christopher. Bobby. What? I can. I can cover this. Christopher, shut the fuck up. Andrew. Andrew. Andrew. Look at me right now. Christopher would never have stepped foot in here if I didn't say, I know. Let's get him out here. Christopher, shut the fuck up. Go ahead. And he's the cool guy. And I'm the old school, old school, conservative, Yeah. Rager. Yeah. Can I say something? No, no, no. I'm an inch away from calling ice on you. Yeah. I actually like my drinks to be warm.

51:05so I don't like guys.

51:08Bobby Lee:Very good. That's a good joke. That's a very good joke. Let me say something. Please God. You haven't said enough on this podcast. I think I was going to talk a lot less. No, we're happy that you're talking. This is revealing a lot. I really appreciate that. I mean, I assume that Bobby wouldn't remember the interview. He did not. but i really appreciate that you were the one that said to bring me it was all andrew dude yeah yeah so now who do you like more from the bottom of my heart i thank you if that's it's my even though it's if it's empty it's an empty heart yeah so you're a heartless person a little bit okay great wow i really don't have empathy i like this guy i mean i think to go overboard with empathy and stuff like that.

52:03Bobby Lee:You go overboard with empathy? I don't know how to sympathize, is that a word? Yeah. Let me say something. In November, SNAP benefits are probably going to go away for 40-some million Americans. How do you feel about that? What is a SNAP benefit? Check. No SNAP. What about Obamacare, right? it's gonna end for it's good that what go ahead i told these guys when i was in the car with when they were driving me to the hotel that i i don't know anything oh yeah oh that's oh yeah that's about the i showed him where the palisades fire was and he didn't know anything about it like well i tell you like most of the news that i that come up in the like and like YouTube and stuff like that I only see it when something like big happens that YouTube like forces you to see like a right he just looks at the thumbnail he doesn't click on I don't I don't click on anything I just that's how he reads the news you don't get involved with politics and world news right no good why just you know I just you're in your own world play my games that's good that's so good dude that is very good I think it's good for mental health I do too I do you know what he's on to something yeah he is I ignore a lot of people that's not good you need to learn the news me too I agree with that but yeah yeah yeah now let him float he's floating yeah what are you gonna sink his boat you're right yeah you're gonna take down the boat but I think the problem is the apathy of people that just don't care you know what I mean and if more people cared I think I care about the people that I'm around.

53:55Bobby Lee:All right. So you care about me and Andrew? Yes. Now that I'm here and you guys are around me. So if Andrew passed away suddenly, how would you feel? I would feel bad, but we can keep making the podcast just you and me.

54:16I think Oh my god

54:20Bobby Lee:I've never seen Andrew like this Oh my god I'm just joking This is just Are you joking? I like you a lot Are you joking? Yeah he's joking It took shots at me the whole show I know Old school Conservative I know I know Rigid rigid yeah you can take it better than anger management yeah you beat your kids i beat my i don't even have kids but yeah and i'm i'm fun loving cool dude it's because i feel like you can take it better than boby oh i'm sensitive oh now i'm sensitive no no no this said yeah now i'm sensitive now he's being manipulative that's what he's doing oh you are he knows i have watched more podcasts with you being sensitive than him.

55:07Bobby Lee:I know that he's more hard rock. Hard rock. I'll be honest with you. What people don't know though is that he's extremely sensitive as well. People know. Yeah, and also not on top of that, right? He goes through deep depressions like I do, right? And we have to be there for him, you know? And I think in many ways and i'm about to go through one right now i'm living it i know and i think in many ways um me and andrew are similar people don't realize that you know that when we're off camera and stuff when we're together we share a lot of like you know i mean fears and and um paranoia yeah and sadness and all that what's your biggest fear my biggest fear what do you fear i fear snakes you're perfect snakes yes that's the biggest fear and let me say i'm sorry for like assuming after what bobby said i don't i don't mean any of what i said you know oh no about snakes no about you and oh oh yes the damage is done it's just playing around No, no, it's...

56:25I know it's 2025. No. I shouldn't be assuming.

56:28Bobby Lee:No, no, it's... The damage is done. Damage is done. You really hurt my feelings. He's going to go through a really deep one now. You hurt my feelings. We can go to the spot. No, he's not going to go. Yeah. I have feelings are hurt. His feelings are hurt. We can go golfing. I never go. Oh, perfect. I imagine. I know that you like golf. Are you good at bowling? Average. Yeah, right, right, right. because he's Dominican he's going to be in Florida my fear is because they don't care brown guy I'm just afraid that they're going to you want to protect him he will get chased I can see him getting chased that's a good thing he did all those with the accent I know I can change my voice alright so we're ice let's see how this goes No, no, I...

57:21Bobby Lee:No, just play, get in the scene. Get into the scene, right? Hey! Freeze! Get on the fucking ground! Get on the fucking ground! Wait, I'm American. Where are you from? Where are you from, man? I come from Albany. I mean, I meant to say Florida. All right, book him! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

57:42I messed up this step. Yeah, you did, you did. Yeah, I did that. Yeah. I would say like, sorry, sorry, my voice cracked.

57:50Bobby Lee:oh very good save yeah yeah good save okay good wow all right what is that um people are saying selena gomez's new look is bobby mom a little bit a little bit like my mom what do you mean her new look what did she do different i think just for a video game or a music video i mean she does look different i can't tell what she what makes her look different selena gomez looks stunning for the in the dark music video someone said here. I think I know what it is. What is it? What's her age? It's like the yellow light and the yellow looking thing.

58:29Bobby Lee:Oh, she's 33. I don't know why I thought she was much younger for some reason. Yeah. She's been famous. When you get famous that young, you're like young forever. You're that age forever. It's kind of crazy. Would you ever want to be famous, Big C? Me? Well, if you were famous, what would change then? You think that you would be - The same guy. Same guy. Well, I mean, this podcast is dedicated to you, right? I mean, this is just your episode, right? So it's going to get out there, right? And some people are going to probably, you're not going to become famous. Probably like the viral podcast or H3.

59:05I need to meet Paige.

59:08Bobby Lee:So we're a stepping stone. You're a stepping stone. You're a stepping stone to get to a better show. You want to get to H3. and the viral podcast wow and the what podcast viral podcast Chelsea Lynn you think Chelsea Lynn and Paige Jen are bigger than us no but they are like my they are not bigger than they are just like my hello beautiful you're on the podcast real fast and we can cut it out if you want but Bobby and I are sitting here is there any chance under the sun can I say something Let her know that I'm not broke. Shut the fuck up. Is there any chance under the sun that you're with Paige right now?

59:51Bobby Lee:Oh, God. I left her about 10 minutes ago. Damn. Okay, so there's a guy that's here who we have on the show. We flew out to be a replacement for Andres for Fancy B. And he is, and I mean, in love with Paige. Like, and I mean, he's obsessed. He's shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. Cut his mic off. So, Chelsea, is there any way? Can you text her if I can call her so we can introduce them at least? Yeah, I just dropped off at the airport. Oh, fuck. All right. Well, send me a text and we'll figure something out for another time with her number. That's okay. I'm doing it right now. And good luck.

1:00:31Bobby Lee:I love you so much. Thank you. Okay, bye.

1:00:38No, it's over. Okay.

1:00:41Bobby Lee:What did you want to say though? I just wanted to tell her that I'm a... They call their viewers rock fuckers. So I want her to know that I'm one. It doesn't matter. Bobby. Bobby, Bobby. Paige, are you at the airport? Yes, I'm at the airport. Can you talk for a second or no? Oh yeah, no problem Okay, so we found this guy on the internet I mean, a guy applied to be an intern Oh, you're live on the Bad Friends podcast, by the way Oh, cool, no problem Okay, and he's not only a gigantic fan of yours But he kind of has a crush on you No Now, are you seeing anybody right now, Paige? No Oh, you're not Because, you know, he follows your OnlyFans We didn't know you had one I don't follow her Oh really even though I've told you I know I don't follow her You've never seen Christopher you've never seen her OnlyFans I don't follow it But you've never seen it What's on your OnlyFans page I do pube updates Let me walk away from these people real quick I do some pube updates Because I have foreign pubes I spy my little brown eye I hide my bottle That's fun And it's kind of like Where's Waldo Yeah, it's a kid's game, I used to play it Yeah, but for adults So you look for my bunghole What else?

1:02:24Bobby Lee:I love your farts Yeah, got some farts Christopher, you like Paige's farts? I'm not sure But I'm okay What? What? No, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. Oh, you're nervous? No. Don't be nervous, man. It's just me. I'm just... Hold it there. I got it. I'm just... I follow the podcast. I'm a rock fucker like you guys say. I haven't called a single time, and I have a Mickey Mouse voice. I don't know if you are okay with that. Oh, yeah. No choice, huh? I'm kind of nerdy, too, so... Oh, don't be nervous. No, nerdy. Nerdy. Nerdy

1:03:14You shut this is your opportunity man

1:03:22Bobby Lee:She's waiting for you to talk to her Chris where do you live? Far away from here. I'm not close he lives in albany i'm in albany well i live in albany new york new york okay cool uh it's decent what you want to talk about you know what we're gonna do we're gonna teach him how to talk to ladies and we're gonna call you back in a couple of weeks okay we'll set it up a couple years yeah yeah so have a safe flight page thank you so much for picking up Hey, thank you guys for calling. I love you. Shout out Bad Friends. I love your guys' podcast. We love you. We love you too. Bye. Love you. Love Santino.

1:04:06Love you, babe. Bye, Chris.

1:04:08Bobby Lee:Chris, Chris, Chris. You dropped the ball. You dropped the ball. You fucking failed. He wasn't meant to be. No, you won't. Oh, no. You didn't. What happened? You clammed up. You shut down. Shut down. Like you said, I don't know how to talk to you. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You don't wanna talk to us. You have this brooding confidence. You shit on me for 25 minutes straight. And then you can't even fucking close. When it comes to friendship, I can do that. Oh, we're friends? Oh, we're fucking friends? You fucking dumped on me the whole show. We are bad friends. We are bad friends. He's the name of the podcast.

1:04:48Bobby Lee:Oh my God. He's gotta stick around for a while. I do think you blew that. You blew it, dude. I do think you blew that. Yeah, you shut down. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah. What happened? I dropped the pole, Bobby.

1:05:03Bobby Lee:Did you ever. I know what it is. It's because I don't have a cover gear. It has nothing to do with it. You're a good looking guy. You're tall. I'm decent. Yeah. I'm not good looking. I'm in the middle. You're tall? If I'm 11 tall, it's decent. You look like a young F. Murray Abraham, you know? Are you wearing a, is that shirt a fucking, is that that, it is. Oh, I forgot to show you guys. I'm not going to break it because they told me not to do it. He's wearing one of Fancy's favorite shirts. Is that Fancy's shirt we gave him? George has one. Oh my God. But I have a one-piece t-shirt. It's like my Superman.

1:05:45When I rip it, I get superpowers.

1:05:51Bobby Lee:and the pussies dried up all across the land. That's why. Yeah, yeah. No, but that shirt looks good. That is a, how do you say it? Say it how fancy says it. The shirt, the name of the shirt, the brand. Unicolor? No, isn't that, isn't that Desigual? Desigual? Desigual? That's what he calls it, right? That's the brand, Desigual. Desigual. Desigual? Desigual. right? He says Desigual Desigual Desigual Desigual Desigual, yeah Clothing, yeah They only make sure They Desigual That's it right there What are you doing? Desigual Desigual That's what I fucking said Seven times I think That's what he calls it We call it We call it Desigual So the thing with Paige Is not happening anymore?

1:06:46No

1:06:52I can only say when she's not.

1:06:56Bobby Lee:I'm kind of like. Well, she's going to watch this. So why don't you pitch into that camera? Pitch Paige for a round two. Maybe you can earn something with her in this right. Paige, if you are watching this, I'm kind of a nerdy guy. you mentioned that you like nerdy guys. And do I have to say more of that? Very good. I think that should close the deal. I think you should say more. What can you offer in a relationship? She was looking. What can you offer in a relationship? Go ahead. Honestly, I don't think I can offer too much. You have a good job. You have a great family. You're a good looking guy.

1:07:38Bobby Lee:I'm decent looking. Okay. Okay. okay yeah but she she can still if she's interested she can this guy has my phone number in my gmail okay yeah just let me just send send a message yeah yeah I think I don't I think I don't want to put her in harm's way I'm a cool guy I can say that I mean you should have pitched that you know you shouldn't say I can't offer anything That's what you said. I can't offer anything. You want to round two it? Go ahead. We're still rolling. Yeah, round three. Go ahead. I'm a rock fucker. I'm a cool guy. Kind of nerdy. I'm a cool guy. Did I say that? You fuck hard. You fuck hard.

1:08:29I don't think I can go past.

1:08:30Bobby Lee:You fuck soft. You fuck soft. I don't think I can go past 30 seconds. Is she okay with that? Ask. I know you're saying. They call their fans rock fuckers? Yes. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you said, I'm a rock fucker. Yeah. Because I'm a fan. You mean, cut off the 30 seconds. The 30 seconds cut that out. You know what I mean? No, leave it in. I think I can do better in round two. Oh, so you do a nut fast, and then the second round, you can last a minute. But don't blame me if he goes the same way. Okay. Wow. I need practice. How's this episode been for you? I don't think the hand is good enough to practice.

1:09:18Bobby Lee:You want other women to warm up to Paige? You need another girl to warm up to Paige. No, no. I'm talking about myself. Oh, yeah. Well, Carlos is going to search for an escort in Albany right now. Yeah. They're not expensive, but it's not pretty. Look at the Asian one right there. They're number one. I don't think like X call. Oh, she's black. Because I need to have that connection. Yeah, right. Right. You want to fall in love. I want the connection of knowing the other person. Right. That's great. But she doesn't know about me though. Well, she's got to get to know you. And you're a get to know guy.

1:10:02We can go eat sushi on a date.

1:10:05Bobby Lee:Okay. I can tell her about some animus. Yeah, I think that's... Yeah, I think that's... You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She says that she's half Asian, so... Yeah, you dropped the ball. It's on her block. Yeah, I think it's a death. I think it's dead. Yeah, yeah. Can we go... What about Ethan? We can't just call celebrities. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not celebrities. What do you... I mean, if I call Ethan, what would you say? Because I'm a little nervous because this... No, let him do it. You might as well. I can talk to Ethan because he's a guy. But what are you going to ask him? Because I don't want to call him and then have you like...

1:10:42I already know that Olivia is not on the show at the moment because of the stuff going on right now.

1:10:51Bobby Lee:I'm afraid to call him. Should I call him? I think you should. Okay. I will just tell him that I love the podcast. It's my number two. Number two.

1:11:08Bobby Lee:hello ethan's bobby yeah how are you you're on the bad friends podcast right now i just want to let you know okay great how's everybody doing we're doing great we have a super fan here and he wants to talk to you if that's okay i'm i'm i'm i'm expecting something odd let's hear no there's not gonna be anything odd it's no he's odd he's odd for sure okay so i'm not hot Yeah, you're gonna talk to him for a second. He's had some questions after you, okay? Yeah, go ahead. I'll hold it for you. Ethan, I'm a big fan of the podcast. I've been watching since the Babe Nation days. Super big fan. And I just want to tell you that I love the show.

1:12:01I don't miss a single episode

1:12:06Get to the point You can talk now Get to the point

1:12:11Bobby Lee:That's very sweet I really appreciate that Who are you? I'm just a random guy No no just say your name man What the fuck man Why are you in their studio? I got lucky Tell him your nickname They call me My son... Huh? Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm listening. They call me the... He call me the Big C. Because my name is Christopher. Okay. Very interesting. I'm just calling because, you know, I think I like Olivia a lot. You said you weren't going to mention her. Go ahead. Okay. So are you... Okay. So you're a fan and you like Olivia. Yeah. Okay. You said you think like do you want what do you want me to?

1:13:01Bobby Lee:That's great. I mean It's okay, it's okay to like her. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, good for you. Okay, lots of people like her. I like her too. She's super nice. Okay. Can I take her on a face?

1:13:16It didn't work out the way I thought it got really uncomfortable

1:13:24Bobby Lee:I'm like Okay listen Hold on stop hold on Hold on tell Big C Yeah That um That I'm gonna do everything in my power Yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't Thanks for picking up I wouldn't I want to see you soon I love you I miss you and thank you so much For picking up and watch the H3 Podcast it's one of the best podcasts in the world Okay thank you All right. Bye, Ethan. I love you. Andrew, you there? Yeah, buddy. How are you? Nice to hear from you. Great to hear from you. I know it's I'm a little. Today was weird. Yeah. Today's been weird on the show. And Big C is here. And I don't know if this was a good idea or a bad idea for him to call to talk about Olivia, but he is very excited.

1:14:13So are you like a stalker, Big C? No, no, no. I'm casually interested. I'm actually interested in.

1:14:19Bobby Lee:He's a nerd. He's a sweet guy. sweet guy just to be clear you haven't like googled her address or anything right no no no I'm not it's talking alright well I don't know I mean it sounds kind of like serious I know I know I know that's why I got uncomfortable so do I need to call the police? what? do I need to call the police? no no no no no no no no we'll take care of it on our end I apologize for bothering you thank you for picking up we love you so much and I love you guys have a great show bye buddy bye I keep dropping both. We're not calling, I'm not calling anybody. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:14:58Bobby Lee:It's not working out. I got uncomfortable quick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Don't you think? Yep. Yep. Yeah. I think I ran out of options. Those are the two of the ones that I like, so. Yeah.

1:15:15Bobby Lee:You know. I don't know. I don't know either. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if we created a monster. yeah yeah but now i'm i'm out there now so yeah you're out there thank you both for for the opportunity okay can you look in the camera and say thank you for being a bad friend thank you for being a bad friend was i looking at the camera

1:15:52Yeah! Woo! Yeah!

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