Fat Skinny Eyes

10:53Bobby Lee:yeah yeah i'm cheating you're cheating i'm guessing your wife i'm guessing your wife and you had a little fun today that's why you're in a good am i right you're right see i knew it i can that's what it is yeah when his balls are full he's more annoyed yeah now he feels light and airy because he's empty.

11:10Khalyla Kuhn:Exactly. Yeah. That time of the year, you know?

11:12Bobby Lee:Yeah. How long does it last? A minute, two? How long is it?

11:15Khalyla Kuhn:Him? Yeah, yeah. What do you think?

11:17Bobby Lee:I think she just makes, I think she makes him pleasure her and he doesn't, he has to go in the bathroom when it's over and -

11:24Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, right.

11:24Bobby Lee:She doesn't want to see that.

11:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

11:26Bobby Lee:She did it once. They had a kid. It's over. She's done. They don't want to do that anymore.

11:31Khalyla Kuhn:It must be fun for you, huh? Yeah, very good. Don't, that wink is so creepy.

11:36Bobby Lee:I got a girl, I had a girl after the show ask me for your number.

11:41Khalyla Kuhn:And would you tell me one to 10, what is it?

11:45Bobby Lee:One through 10, what is it? I mean, her look. Her look? Yeah.

11:49Khalyla Kuhn:To you. You have different parameters.

11:52Bobby Lee:I think in the social world, she'd be a seven or an eight.

11:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

11:55Bobby Lee:Yeah. And I didn't give her your number. Why? Well, that'd be inappropriate. Just giving out your number.

11:59Khalyla Kuhn:Did you get her Instagram account?

12:01Bobby Lee:No. That's not helping. She said, can I please have Bobby's number? I said, just DM him. I can't give you his number that's not appropriate You want me to give out your number to people? I'm not doing that But use your own judgment

12:14Khalyla Kuhn:Is what I'm saying

12:15Bobby Lee:This woman I met for five tenths of a second How can I judge her? She said I'm such a big fan of you guys Is there any way you can give me Bobby's number?

12:22Khalyla Kuhn:One to ten That's how you judge it

12:24Bobby Lee:Seven So I gave her What is that? I gave her two thirds of your number She has to guess the rest Because McCone set me up

12:32Khalyla Kuhn:She's real we've been talking Oh really? Who's this girl? Some random person slid into my DMs And was like I want to get in contact With Bobby Is she good looking?

12:44Bobby Lee:And you guys have been chatting Text or DM? DM But she wants to FaceTime That's so strange Why does she need to FaceTime? I need to FaceTime Oh you, this is your thing Yeah because she lives in Canada This is another one of these things This is never going to come to fruition You're really going to fly her down?

13:05Khalyla Kuhn:Well, you know, I remember I dated that girl from Spokane. That happened.

13:10Bobby Lee:Yeah, but that's because you met her in Spokane and then it continued. You never met this human being. Oh, but I did that a couple of times in New York. Yeah, one time it was a disaster. One time didn't work out so well. Yeah, we remember how that went, didn't we? There was two from New York. One was a disaster, yeah. One was a absolute nightmare. Can we say that? I don't know. She was hammered at 10 in the morning. Yeah, she was alcoholism. Hammered? Yeah. 10 a.m. do you remember that you guys want me to get you coffee

13:38Khalyla Kuhn:she was drooling at breakfast I know but do you remember when that was the first after my breakup with Kalilah that was the first that was the first girl yeah so I didn't know any different

13:48Bobby Lee:well you're new now how far in Canada is this Canadian girl Vancouver oh that's not far that's not bad no western Canada I think you can do you can do western Canada yeah but once you get east of Alberta you're not going over there you're not doing Winnipeg yeah it's just fun you know getting to know somebody what what is the most engaging part for you what do you mean what are you interested the most in this part of the dating thing of this like this this little nook of time okay well there's is it the banter no no no it's here's

14:21Khalyla Kuhn:what i look for the negatives okay body dysmorphia again no it's not body dysmorphia only looking for the negatives no no no like you know i mean does she have a drinking problem right right because you know i mean we had that problem before we did right so you go okay you can kind of sense

14:39Bobby Lee:how much do you party oh do you party yeah and you say what if they say i party sometime okay you be the girl i'll ask okay all right are we on facetime right now yeah oh yeah hey hold on i can't do you see me i see there's always that can you hear me can you hear me can you hear me

14:56Khalyla Kuhn:no no you're like kind of in and out oh i yeah not but much no oh i see you now hey hey hi hi sorry oh my god yeah so much cuter than i thought you were yeah you too wow yeah what's up yeah what's i mean um what's going on this is it the game master again what what the game master yeah Yeah, it's a gay bastard. No, it's on design. It's by design. It's by design, I mean. It's by design, right? Make it awkward.

15:34Bobby Lee:Hey, are you in your place? Is that your place behind you?

15:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

15:38Bobby Lee:There's cat poop on the couch.

15:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. That's cool. I have cats. Is that a design thing? Yeah, it's a design thing. It's all by design. So what do you want to know about me, Bobby? So you do a lot of yoga, huh? Five or six days a week. Oh, that's great. I'm a yoga teacher. So that. Oh, dude. You know, I'll be honest with you. I had an instructor during COVID. Her name was Kara from Hawaii. And I did a lot of yoga. And I just felt like that was the best time I've ever felt in my life.

16:06Bobby Lee:I don't know if I care about other girls. Hearing about other girls.

16:09Khalyla Kuhn:No, she was. My yoga instructor happened to be a woman. Sure.

16:13Bobby Lee:But I don't. It's about me right now. Not Kara. It's sensitive, huh? A little bit.

16:17Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

16:17Bobby Lee:My last boyfriend was. My last boyfriend cheated on me with a yoga instructor. Yeah. So I became a yoga instructor. Oh, is that why? Yeah, I was a kindergarten teacher before this.

16:27Khalyla Kuhn:That's weird. It's a little strange. Yeah, yeah.

16:29Bobby Lee:But I mean, you're a little strange.

16:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. You know, it's like, you know, my ex-girlfriend was a hitman, you know, and cheated me with a hitman, and now I'm a hitman. You know, it doesn't make any... Yeah. Yeah, anyway. Bye.

16:47Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, you took it there.

16:48Bobby Lee:Already it's weird. I feel like that's a real conversation that would happen.

16:52Khalyla Kuhn:I don't think that she would say like, I don't want to talk about your female yoga instructor. That's fucking weird. Maybe she doesn't want to. All right, let's just start. She might be insecure. Let's rewind.

17:05Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, my male yoga instructor. Oh, cool. So you love yoga? I love. Do you still do it? No, I haven't done it yet. Well, I'm just so busy. Maybe if we hang out, we can do yoga together. I would love to. I'd like to start back up again. Let's do it. You can teach me? Yeah. Oh, that'd be fun.

17:20Bobby Lee:Yeah.

17:20Khalyla Kuhn:In fact, I could even pay a little something to do classes online. I don't want money. I just want your company. Wow, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. What else do you do?

17:32Bobby Lee:I don't know. I like yoga. I like getting matcha lattes in the morning. You like the matcha latte? I love them. Oh, who doesn't love a matcha latte? I love them. I like taking long walks. I have seven dogs. Seven dogs. Well, they're not mine. I walk people's dogs. Oh, that's cool. So it's like a side hustle. Yeah, it's a little side job. Yeah, yeah. I have a bunch of side jobs.

17:53Khalyla Kuhn:I have four dogs. Oh, you do? Yeah. I'd love to walk your dogs. It's impossible. They're in my freezer. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're frozen solid. Is that lunch? No. Oh. Burial. Oh, okay.

18:05Bobby Lee:When it's my time. Cool. Do you like to party? What? Do you like to party? I'm sober. Who are you looking at in your house? You keep looking over there in your house. Is there someone there?

18:15Khalyla Kuhn:No, I'll be honest with you, sweetheart. Can I call you a sweetheart? Please. Yeah. My dad used to call me sweetheart. Well, that's weird because my dad's ghost is next to me. Really? That's what I'm looking at. Who are you talking to?

18:28Bobby Lee:Who are you talking to? Yep, that's him. Who is that? It's my dad. Tell him I said hi.

18:40Khalyla Kuhn:Anyway. Anyway. Bye. No, don't go. What was your last relationship? I was married.

18:49Bobby Lee:I was married for two and a half years

18:51Khalyla Kuhn:Wow what happened We got a divorce

18:55Bobby Lee:That was my third marriage

18:56Khalyla Kuhn:You've been married three times huh Kids

19:01Bobby Lee:Yeah I have four with my first husband Two with my second husband And I'm pregnant right now Quick I'm out

19:11Khalyla Kuhn:You don't want to be a dad with me Seven kids There's no way no But they're all involved Okay who's involved? The kids are involved with what?

19:21Bobby Lee:No no the dads are all involved in their lives

19:22Khalyla Kuhn:They're all wonderful men Yeah I don't want to meet them They're all NBA players Yeah I have you know to be honest with you I had a girl that hit me up You know recently Are we talking as us now? Are we out of the bit? I'm telling the girl Who you know I mean all her boyfriends were like NBA players And I couldn't do it Why? Because it's like you know I don't know if it shrinks back you know Oh it does But I'm still interested in you I don't know about

19:52Bobby Lee:Bobby you know how sometimes Yeah I don't know if it shrinks back you know You know sometimes you only want half a sandwich

19:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah

19:59Bobby Lee:That's the kind of stage I'm at right now

20:00Khalyla Kuhn:And you want some soup too Half a soup I would love a half soup half sandwich You like creamy soup I love creamy soup Okay all right

20:08Bobby Lee:With clams in it Yeah I got clams in mine That is funny That's when a girl goes from NBA players back to regular guys That is the order

20:17Khalyla Kuhn:Domino's

20:18Bobby Lee:Hey how you doing? Hey Tone how you doing? I'm pretty good around here Okay good I got some Domino's pizza Well you got one of those specialty pizzas I got a specialty pizza This has Italian sausage on it Pepperoni, a little bit of ham A little bit of ham on it This is the meatza Italian sausage, pepperoni, ham, all beef sandwich Between two layers of provolone cheese made 100 % mozzarella Oh you know what I got? What do you got?

20:42Khalyla Kuhn:Frank, extravaganza my friend Man, dude, we got - Tony, Tony, Tony. Don't, don't, check this out. What do they got on that? I'll tell you what they got, man. Pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage, beef, fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, black olives, all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese made up with 100 % real mozzarella.

21:03Bobby Lee:Mamma mia. And I'll tell you this, the guys love it too. Carlos, which was your favorite? What's your favorite Domino's pizza that we've had in the studio? The specialty one? Yeah. Spinach and feta. Spinach and feta. See, he's always looking out for his weight. He wants to have a thin little waist, spinach afeta a little healthier. I like the spicy chicken and bacon ranch. Load it up. Give it to me. Okay?

21:24Khalyla Kuhn:Hey, bro. Welcome to Hawaii, dude. Honolulu. Wakaliki, Wakaliki. Wakaliki, Wakaliki. Honolulu Hawaiian, bro.

21:33Bobby Lee:The Honolulu Hawaiian pizza. Delicious. You're a big fan of pineapple on pizza. It's a never-ending debate, but Bobby Lee loves Hawaiian pizza, especially the Honolulu Hawaiian pizza.

21:45Khalyla Kuhn:I also like, dude, Pacific Veggie, dude. Yeah, when you're on a stand,

21:49Bobby Lee:a little healthier down by the beach. Yeah, dude. When I'm sitting by the beach and I'm listening to Sublime and I want myself a pizza, I'm going to get myself a Pacific Veggie, dude. That's right, dude. Anyway, dude, check out Domino's

22:00Khalyla Kuhn:new specialty pizzas.

22:01Bobby Lee:Domino's specialty pizzas are delicious, unique, and fun. And they got all sorts of new stuff. Like we said, the People's Pizza, the Deluxe, Spicy Chicken Bacon Ranch, the Ultimate Pepperoni, Memphis Barbecue Chicken. They got it all. Plus, Wisconsin, Shout out to my old neighbors of the north with six cheese. Wisconsin.

22:16Khalyla Kuhn:I didn't even know there was six cheese.

22:17Bobby Lee:Me neither, dude. I can only name four of them. But Domino's has got them. So you got to try them out today. Order yourself some Domino's. Cachava.

22:24Khalyla Kuhn:Guys, this is my new favorite flavor from Cachava. As you guys know, right, I'm a huge fan of this brand. Big time. I think that all of their flavors taste like what they're advertising. I think all the nutrients, you know what I mean? I feel so much better when I drink it, right? And this new flavor that I have is called chocolate mint. and I love it so much. All right. Tell them about Cachava, my friend.

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23:49Khalyla Kuhn:Or just really, really need something more like this.

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24:04Khalyla Kuhn:Plan your fun at visitmo.com.

24:07Bobby Lee:I was scared coming in today. Me too, man. No, no, no. Flying in today. Me too, man. It was the rain. I got scared. It was bad raining, dude. It was crazy raining. It was raining in clouds. I was leaving Phoenix for this storm that just passed and then coming into here and I was like, I hate it. I hate little baby planes in the sky.

24:27Khalyla Kuhn:you took a private plane no no no no no it was a

24:30Bobby Lee:what do you call it regional jet you know where it's like not a lot of seats and I was like

24:34Khalyla Kuhn:Buddy Holly style

24:36Bobby Lee:yeah I got a little nervous about it I hate that

24:38Khalyla Kuhn:I don't mind if remember Richie Valens Richie Valens yeah Richie Valens I do and the Big Bopper the Big Bopper yeah I don't know much about him do you I don't know anything about the Big Bopper other than the name is fun yeah but I know about Richie

24:55Bobby Lee:you know about Richie Valens yeah What do you know about him?

24:59Khalyla Kuhn:What do you mean? I saw the movie La Bamba. What? What do you remember about him? I remember he had a brother who was a cartoonist. You remember? Yeah. Yeah. Donna was the white girl in high school that he was in love with. And there was like, they couldn't get together because of racial discriminations from her side of the family.

25:21Bobby Lee:Isn't that sad that the family would do that to you?

25:25Khalyla Kuhn:Even he's a fucking rock star Rock star And they're like no No way We gotta bring that back What?

25:33Bobby Lee:Racial discrimination

25:36Khalyla Kuhn:But that's still kind of out there Parents that don't let you date the other race I'm sure No I mean You'll go to like Dan Tana's Yeah Right And you'll just be at the bar eating spaghetti And then you'll turn to me and a couple of Hollywood socialites They're always there At that place yeah And you go hey what are you eating And they're like They don't know you What do you mean Fuck you man I'll tell you something No I'm a human being dude

26:10Bobby Lee:Just acknowledge my presence They don't need to You're at the bar Dan Tannas that's Socialite Express If you didn't want that go sit at a table By yourself So you're begging for the attention you want it

26:21Khalyla Kuhn:That's why you went up to the - No, there was no seats That one time that I went there Oh All we have is the bar So I'm eating the spaghetti And I go Hey, what you eating? I'm loving And they just completely ignore you Didn't want to engage That's, I think You know what I mean Either I don't know what To me, I always You think it's because you're Asian? Perceive it as racism That's not racism You're a guy They're a girl They don't want to talk to you You don't think that's racism? A little bit? Not at Dantanis They know you got money So if I was James If I look like If I look like James Franco You think they'd still do it?

26:51Khalyla Kuhn:Well, he's better looking. All right.

26:54Bobby Lee:It's based on look. All right. It's not race. It's look. By the way, if you were Michael B. Jordan, they'd be talking to you and he's black. Okay. These are white girls. Benedict Wong. They would ignore him. No.

27:04Khalyla Kuhn:All right. Let me throw the names out. You throw a name. I'll tell you if the two white girls would talk to him. Okay. Isai Morales. Absolutely. Yes. They talk. They would talk to Isai Morales. 100%. Even though he's Hispanic. Yeah. He's handsome. Okay. When he was alive, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Do they know who he is or no? No

27:22Bobby Lee:They won't talk to him They don't know who Jack Black is Jack Black they'll talk to him, they know him But if they didn't

27:29Khalyla Kuhn:They do, everybody does He's too famous How about Jeffrey Jones

27:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, probably You know who that is? Yeah, probably From Ferris Bueller Jeffrey Jones The principal Is he still in prison? I don't know. I think, yeah.

27:52Bobby Lee:He's at Dantana's. He's out. He's at Dantana's right now. Yeah, yeah. He's probably working at Dantana's. Yeah. What did you do this weekend?

27:59Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, boy. Did you have a busy weekend? Oh, boy, yeah. I'm doing a lot of special prep.

28:06Bobby Lee:With Louie? Is he in town?

28:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, a lot of special prep.

28:08Bobby Lee:Our buddy Louie Katz, who's one of the funniest comics.

28:10Khalyla Kuhn:We're going to sing a song. Are you writing the song? Yeah, we're writing the song. Is it The Closer? Yeah, and then there's a whole other thing. I don't know if I... I'll give it away, but... Well you don't have to Yeah There's gonna be a little thing With my dad How'd you get him? Yeah Did you book him? No I'm gonna play him

28:28Bobby Lee:Really? Yeah That's fun Yeah This is gonna be great

28:31Khalyla Kuhn:It's gonna be a three dimensional Face of me Really? Yeah that's like a hologram On stage And there's a conversation Between him and I Really? Yeah yeah

28:42Bobby Lee:Did you write the conversation already?

28:43Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah It's done Oh I wanna see it And we tried it on stage In San Francisco How was that? We had audio. So he had a button. So it's, you know what I mean? We pretended like he was there. And then I, you know, and we did it back and forth and it got laughs. It was good. Yeah. Did you cry? There's a crying thing in, like a little, like a moment in there. Wow. But yeah, I mean, all that, but it's, I don't know if you felt this, but I've never felt this much anxiety in my life. Like even like technical things, like we got a DP. It's like, I don't, I don't, I don't care. well that's why you hired people to take care of yeah yes but they tell me about it you know i mean set design this and that you know i mean and it's like it's it causes me so much anxiety i don't even know what i don't know why yeah you felt that yeah yeah yeah it's an it's nerve-wracking

29:32Bobby Lee:it's nerve-wracking it sucks but i mean yeah you trust people around you you hire you high what you do you hire good people who are talented that you trust which we haven't done on this show but we will get to it at some point yeah hiring talented people but then you they just do all the stuff that they have your vision in mind and you let them complete it.

29:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And I think I picked the right director because he, this is his shot. Right.

29:55Bobby Lee:That's great.

29:55Khalyla Kuhn:And he's, so now he's so like, locked, locked in and just on it. That's cool. Yeah. I mean, and he wants it to be so good. So he's very strict with me. That's good. Yeah. That's what you want. Like, how come you didn't do that joke tonight? Like, it's not really flushed out yet. You have to do it. So he makes me do it. Yeah. You got it.

30:15Bobby Lee:see this i'm so glad that he's doing that yeah yeah what a good journey yeah it's a good journey

30:19Khalyla Kuhn:so you worked on it all weekend yeah so that and just a lot of video gaming a lot of video gaming yeah too much because when i'm in anxiety you know i because i'm not masturbating anymore to porn so that's there that there goes that are you masturbating in general no to nothing now why is that i only alleviate me uh myself in front of um women she only enjoy you only and that's rare so it's like I don't know if it alleviates the word yeah yeah release or in front

30:48Bobby Lee:of release I would say I would say anytime you're it's only ejaculating it's only for sexual relations with with someone what's so funny release yeah release yeah yeah yeah um like

31:06Khalyla Kuhn:they're prisoners or something no yeah yeah like I um release the hostages from the gulag Release the prisoners from the gulag. Let them out. The way I say. They gotta get out. Well, if you look at my sperm, they're wearing helmets and little swords. I mean, they're not normal. They're fighters. Yeah, yeah, they're fighters. Yeah, yeah. They're survivors. I mean, when they swim, I'm being real. Look at mine. Some of them are sleeping.

31:32Bobby Lee:Well, bring some in.

31:33Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, so I'm thinking that one of the warriors will get in when I have a baby one day. Yeah, yeah, so that's my gut bet.

31:39Bobby Lee:You'll make a warrior.

31:40Khalyla Kuhn:I think I have warrior blood in my DNA. Do you? Yeah.

31:44Bobby Lee:Is there a history of a warrior with a last name Lee

31:47Khalyla Kuhn:By any chance Because my great great great Grandfather was the royal commander Of the Korean army or whatever Wow Asian Lee Bruce Lee

31:59Bobby Lee:Henry Light Horse Harry Lee Yeah dude You don't know Light Horse? Yeah I know Light Horse I know Heavy Horse a little bit better But do Asian Lee Bruce Lee outside Okay, zoom in. There's a very famous Asian warrior with last name, Kurt Chu and Lee, the very first Asian commissioned officer in the U.S. Marine Corps, known for his heroics in the Korean War. Wow. So that's your - Well, no, go back in the beginning, all right?

32:26Khalyla Kuhn:His name was Kurt Chu. That's a sneeze. Kurt Chu. Kurt Chu and Lee, right? Yeah. But you know that Kurt was his English name. Yeah, Chu. He probably chose it too. They were like, hey, Chu, get back in line, right? Call me Kurt. Maybe he liked Kurt Cobain Maybe

32:45Bobby Lee:And that's why

32:46Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah That's a good one

32:49Bobby Lee:Is he still alive? Hit that Wikipedia He's not

32:53Khalyla Kuhn:He died in 2014 Oh God bless you God bless you Thank you for your service Look at how many medals Oh my God look at them Look at all the medals Decorated Yeah Why are you laughing dude? I'm not laughing at him

33:06Bobby Lee:You know what I always found strange about the medals Is just because this is like my OCD Yeah They're always on one side I think they should be balanced. Why wouldn't it be symmetrical?

33:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

33:15Bobby Lee:Right? Wouldn't you have layers of metals on both sides? That to me...

33:17Khalyla Kuhn:But imagine if they could just place them wherever they wanted. That would drive me crazy. Oh, no. I think that'd look cool. Like one here, one here, one here. Three in the back. I mean, it would drive me crazy. It looks like a NASCAR car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it that it's clumped together on one side.

33:32Bobby Lee:We're pretty close, by the way, for our military being sponsored by businesses to where they're wearing jerseys with their names on.

33:39Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, right, right.

33:39Bobby Lee:Like the Marine Corps sponsored by Tide Pods or something like that.

33:43Khalyla Kuhn:Or Chick-fil-A.

33:44Bobby Lee:Yeah, that's coming. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like Nashville Hot Chicken. Can you zoom in at the medals, please? Yeah. It would be interesting over who got sponsored. There he is. Yeah, so do you know what these medals mean? You know I don't know what those mean. Oh, anyone in the room knows what they mean? Honor, valor. I think it's for, I'm not even going to guess. I think like service during certain either times of battle or what is it?

34:13Khalyla Kuhn:Find a guy who has the most medals. I want to see how deep it goes. His neck is just hanging so heavy on his chest.

34:20Bobby Lee:Who's a military? Who in the military has had the most medals? The most awarded veteran. Most decorated veteran. On the jacket though. We need to see. Wait, time out before you do this. Stop. You want to guess? I think it's Audie Murphy. I think Audie Murphy was the most decorated war veteran in American history. And I might be wrong. Audie Murphy. Wow. Wow. That's pretty fucking awesome. Can we see his?

34:43Khalyla Kuhn:Whoa.

34:44Bobby Lee:He was the most decorated boy. Isn't that amazing? Oh, he got the draggy kind. Like, bejeweled. He should have a man bag with him. Yeah, yeah. Put all those medals in.

34:54Khalyla Kuhn:But go to that photo right below, the colored one, the third row to the very far right. Jesus. Look at... No, not that one. The far right when he's old. That's not him. That's another guy, dude. But I want to see that guy anyway.

35:06Bobby Lee:But click on... That's Audie Murphy.

35:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I don't like it when they're like bedazzled like that I like it with the little cubes No, see, I think this is cool Like the chiclet kind This is little real metals You like that?

35:18Bobby Lee:I like this Audie Murphy, I knew he was the most decorated war veteran in American history The only reason I know that is because I've seen his house How? He used to live in this neighborhood

35:32Khalyla Kuhn:This neighborhood right here? In this neighborhood No

35:34Bobby Lee:Yeah, how else would I know that weird fact? He used to have a plaque outside his house that said this was the home of Audie Murphy, commissioned as a historic site, the most decorated war veteran in American history. The house is no longer there. They ripped it down. But they kept this brick thing out front that says the most decorated war veteran. Wow.

35:50Khalyla Kuhn:What year did he die?

35:51Bobby Lee:71.

35:52Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, my. When I was born.

35:54Bobby Lee:But he lived here in this neighborhood. Isn't that fucking cool? That's incredible.

35:58Khalyla Kuhn:So I was at the Antena's last night, and I was talking to this guy who's been there. this old man was sitting there and he was like hey kid look at comedy I go whoa what's your name my name was Robert I've been coming here since the 60s wow and I go what happened here you can get whites, downs you know what I mean the blue pill right at this bar you can get anything you want at this bar not anymore not anymore you just get spaghetti and polonades that's all you can get you know what I mean but like pounded chicken or whatever. But you know what I mean? Yeah. Back in the, you walk down the street, man.

36:36Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God, you can get laid just by walking out.

36:38Bobby Lee:He's still living in the old times in his mind. Yeah. Back when Santa Monica, he could hustle. Was he gay?

36:42Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no. Dude, does this sound gay to you? No, no, this is Steve McQueen, man.

36:50Bobby Lee:I mean, that's the gayest part of West Hollywood.

36:53Khalyla Kuhn:It is in West Hollywood, but listen to my voice. Oh, I hear it now. Yeah. And what, did you chat with him? And he had a, you know how they have this? Yeah, one bad eye. Yeah, but they're just, you know what I mean? Hey, kid, you know? They always call you kid. Well, because you are, to him. To him. Yeah. Hey, kiddo. Back in my day, everyone sat here. You know what I mean? Like, who's everyone? You name them. Yeah.

37:17Bobby Lee:Greta Garbo.

37:19Khalyla Kuhn:No, like Flip Wilson.

37:20Bobby Lee:Oh, Flip Wilson. 60s. Yeah, yeah. Flip Wilson. You know what I mean? And then they had guys that you didn't even know, but they were local legends.

37:29Khalyla Kuhn:He used to come here all the time.

37:31Bobby Lee:Dumont DeVry. Dumont DeVry. You know what I mean? He started DeVry College. Yeah.

37:35Khalyla Kuhn:You know the tennis shoes where you put the loops in? The metal hole. That's him. Yeah. He put the metals in that. You know what I mean? And you're like, oh, I don't give a fuck.

37:46Bobby Lee:Did you ask what that man did for a living? Like who was he? Was he a musician?

37:50Khalyla Kuhn:What I do? I buy property for people. Commercial real estate. So you buy it. But I don't do risks. I don't do high risks What does that mean? You use someone else's money? You broker the I broker the deals You broker the deals This is what he told me last night I go, at 80 you do that Still do it, kid He wasn't smoking But he wanted to Breathing machine Yeah, yeah And then a bunch of young Like 30 year old You know what I mean? Fur coats Robert! They knew him Yeah, and they all like Hogged him And I did the weird laugh I'm like why i don't know why i got so nervous uncomfortable

38:34Khalyla Kuhn:girls yeah i did a weird laugh and he goes see you later kid you know what i mean he had a girl on each arm yeah and he walks out of his thing and i go can i have spaghetti bolognese do you have whites reds or blues we just don't have that chicken yeah just pound a chicken all right yeah but that was yeah i love Dantana's though I don't ever eat there Why? It's so cool in there It's cool But the food is not good It's okay For late night it's okay It's fine This is so Hollywood I mean The reason why is When I first moved to LA I went to Dantana's And I couldn't even afford it But like I spent hundreds of dollars there Yeah Because I just heard It was a legendary place And I remember seeing Leo And all those guys there

39:20Bobby Lee:Yeah right That was like their hand

39:21Khalyla Kuhn:And I never saw them again there You know what I mean? And now you can go. But now you're Leo to someone else. It's funny, because I remember when I first, in the 90s, late 90s, went to Dantano's. I wouldn't even be able to get in. Hey, kid, you can't get in. But now, they kiss me on the cheeks and stuff. Who does? The host. The host kisses you on the cheeks? Yeah, hey, Bobby, welcome back. Meet Kenneth. Thanks for coming. On the cheeks. Did you bring that bag with you?

39:55Bobby Lee:dude you're gonna make me mad about don't do it yeah yeah yeah so so kenneth kisses you on the

39:59Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah yeah good stuff online guy you know what i mean he loves your online stuff yeah yeah and then um you know me and then i'll have like an old lady goes young man you do podcasts i go i do if i've seen it it's probably good wow that's what she said right but it's it's got this old timey Hollywood-y you know what I mean? Yeah, it's old school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is very old school.

40:26Bobby Lee:You know what's the while you go, you know? I don't want to go. We should go together. I don't want to. Why? I don't like it. You love places like that. I do, but the food's got to be good. Dude, dude. The food's got to be good.

40:38Khalyla Kuhn:That guy?

40:39Bobby Lee:The Taylor Swift guy? Dude. What is that?

40:45Khalyla Kuhn:That's the photo. Yeah, we wouldn't be caught dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Dan Tana's look. that's what they all look like Robert hey kid this is come on guy you love those places I like good food you could I know but it's okay

41:01Bobby Lee:it's not good alright it's pretty basic spaghetti for Italian restaurants in LA

41:07Khalyla Kuhn:yeah that place is for the hang yeah but it's so close to the comedy store it is pretty close right and then you know it's a two minute drive I'll go to Night Market before I go there though okay better food I don't even know what night market it is

41:22Bobby Lee:Right up the street, literally up the street from where you're talking It's open late? Yeah

41:26Khalyla Kuhn:No one's ever brought me there to the night market

41:29Bobby Lee:What? You've never had night market?

41:31Khalyla Kuhn:No

41:31Bobby Lee:Oh come on dude, it's right on sunset It's literally up the street from what you're talking about

41:35Khalyla Kuhn:And what time do they close?

41:36Bobby Lee:Midnight or 1?

41:38Khalyla Kuhn:No Close that, well it's Sunday What time does it close now? 10 o 'clock on Sunday But on a weekend they close late? Yeah Okay I didn't know Oh you gotta Well take me there

41:50Bobby Lee:I'll take you there

41:51Khalyla Kuhn:Because when you Finish your shows You never take me nowhere

41:53Bobby Lee:I ask you all the time To go get food But then you go No no I'm going alone You do that all the time

41:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah because where I want to go You're not gonna drive that far How far? Like one time You came to the Koreatown I love Koreatown A month ago Yeah that's fine We went to Agassi Gopjeong Agassi Remember you were there with Yeah Who were you with? Your friend Who?

42:14Bobby Lee:You know what's so fucked up? My brain I just I like I can't believe I just drew a blank When you were telling that story Who I brought

42:20Khalyla Kuhn:I do the same thing now You're getting old Yeah

42:24Bobby Lee:Am I old?

42:26Khalyla Kuhn:I mean you're 42?

42:27Bobby Lee:I'm 42 Yeah What is that? Memory changes around 40 Yeah

42:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah

42:31Bobby Lee:That sucks

42:33Khalyla Kuhn:I'm 54 dude

42:35Bobby Lee:Yeah but you have a better memory

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46:27Khalyla Kuhn:it's so funny i couldn't sleep i got three too maybe you and i are on the same we're on our same

46:31Bobby Lee:cycle how the girls sync up you and i are yeah i got three two last night i just couldn't get to sleep and i was you know it's the worst is when you're so tired oh my god you need to go to sleep

46:43Khalyla Kuhn:i was exhausted and i took trazodone which is my dog tranquilizer no it's like a it's a non-addictive just say yes when i say that see i can't even yes and right i know

46:56Bobby Lee:yeah my wife just went to the doctor by the way and they offered her paint he was like oh and also do you need pain medication she was like no and i was like you say yes you always say yes yeah yeah it's good to have for you for me yeah for the house yeah for the house it's it's like when you get pancakes for the table yeah for the house yeah yeah get drugs for the

47:15Khalyla Kuhn:house just so when someone comes over we got a little something to have yeah i went out of the grocery store what do i pick up every fucking time rice i don't eat rice but i have two asians living in the house. You need it. You get the rice. Get the rice. Spam, whatever they need. You need to get the rice. Yeah. You know what I mean? Nuts, you know what I mean? They love nuts. Yeah, well, Filipinos, they love the nuts. Well, they got a lot of nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, you get it even though you're not gonna... You have to be mindful about other people.

47:43Bobby Lee:That's right. Exactly.

47:44Khalyla Kuhn:Pay attention, McCone. Pay attention. Pay attention. You have to be mindful about other people.

47:48Bobby Lee:I do that a lot, you know? You do. You're very generous. Yeah. What did you guys do this weekend? What did you do this weekend, Carlos? Went to the Ice House last night Jaime had a show Jaime had a show at the Ice House? And you went to support He doesn't come to support us, you notice that Bob? He does You know who came to support me last night? You come to support Bob? You go to Bob shows? At the comedy store? I've been there so many times Never for me

48:11Khalyla Kuhn:I've seen you a million times go up 20 years ago Jules came to the main room last night She did? She's never been there She's trying to get up, huh? No she brought 10 people Really? Yeah it was crazy I couldn't believe it Wow And I had to kill And I walked by her table And she goes You did good She knows She's seen you before Yeah but she doesn't She doesn't give it up She doesn't That's not what she does Yeah yeah yeah That's what I love about her Okay can I tell you I sent you a TikTok You see it? What'd you send me? It's a 90's furniture local advertisement commercial and it's something about it just made me feel so happy.

48:58Khalyla Kuhn:Send it to him I want to see it Yeah yeah send it to

49:01Bobby Lee:me Carlos. The guy who put it up on the screen

49:04Khalyla Kuhn:There's just something about like race relations that was the purest back then. The 90s yeah. No but it's a love right but it wasn't what it is now and I want to go back to this time I'm Richard, a.k.a. Big H. I work at the Red House and I'm black. I like pumping iron, pumping furniture, and to people's homes.

49:31Khalyla Kuhn:I'm Johnny, a.k.a. T-Engage. I work at the Red House and I'm white. I like deer hunting, bass fishing, and extending credit to all people.

49:42Bobby Lee:I'm the Red House.

49:44Khalyla Kuhn:I'm black and I love the Red House. I'm white and I love the red house.

49:49Bobby Lee:I'm a black woman and I love the red house.

49:52Khalyla Kuhn:I am white and the red house is for me.

49:56Bobby Lee:At the red house. This has got to be a comedy sketch team that did this. No. It's real. Look at the sofa. It's perfect for a black person

50:08Khalyla Kuhn:or a white person. This mattress is perfect for a white person or a black person.

50:16Bobby Lee:Big pause. They were guests on Tiger Belly?

50:18Khalyla Kuhn:Like two weeks ago.

50:19Bobby Lee:Wait, this is not real? It's a sketch. This is like when my dad sends me an AI video. I'm so embarrassed. This is like when my dad sends me an AI video of like Kobe cussing out someone in like a Sora video, you know?

50:37Bobby Lee:Jesus, dude.

50:39Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God. I thought it was -

50:41Bobby Lee:I knew that. I was like, this has got to be a comedy sketch scene.

50:43Khalyla Kuhn:I thought this was a real like, wow. Wow.

50:46Bobby Lee:You know what I mean? But your innocence is good because it is a good commercial. I would go to the Red House after seeing this. Yeah.

50:54Khalyla Kuhn:I go, wow. They really got along.

51:03Khalyla Kuhn:Like shaking hands. You know what I mean? I was like, this is great. This is good. It's good for progress. Yeah. I feel like a fool. That don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please don't. I feel so embarrassed. I'm going inside myself again. Don't Yeah yeah yeah Damn it dude I'm a fool Are you sure that's them? Couldn't be more sure Okay my bad It's okay

51:27Bobby Lee:Yeah yeah You know what I'm excited for right now? I get to go home tonight and have my favorite soup Let me get it It's soup season dog It's soup season now Now that's a crisp air If you can see your breath in LA it's soup season Yeah And I'm excited about soup season

51:43Khalyla Kuhn:Let me tell you about it

51:44Bobby Lee:I'd even invite some of you pigs over Because my wife cooks my favorite soup And we don't get it all year until now

51:49Khalyla Kuhn:Can I guess what it is? Yeah Can I name the vegetable You can name the ingredients Pumpkin

51:56Bobby Lee:No, no pumpkin I don't enjoy pumpkin Is there squash in it?

52:00Khalyla Kuhn:Nope Okay, split pea Nope

52:02Bobby Lee:Fuck Strike three

52:06Khalyla Kuhn:I love split pea

52:07Bobby Lee:She makes zuppa toscana

52:11Khalyla Kuhn:Noodles?

52:12Bobby Lee:No

52:12Khalyla Kuhn:No No.

52:14Bobby Lee:It sounds like there's noodles in it. Look at it right there. Zuppa Toscana.

52:18Khalyla Kuhn:She makes it good?

52:19Bobby Lee:Oh my God. It's like potato chunks, it's spicy Italian sausage. Wow. Some people use kale. I don't like kale. Okay. But it's so good, dude. Yeah. And by the way, you pour that over a little bit of rice, your people. Yum, yum, yum. Unreal. Yeah. I had a Wagyu bim bim bap bowl last night for dinner. Wow. Where? At that place that I went to in Phoenix. Wow. And the girl next to me goes What is that? And I go it's a Caesar salad It's a smoking bowl

52:52Khalyla Kuhn:And she goes what is that? I go Caesar salad But my favorite kind of bibimbap has to be the hot pot Oh dude It has to be that stone pot Because the rice Crisps at the bottom

53:03Bobby Lee:Dude you get what I'm saying dog And my favorite thing is when you peel that off at the bottom And you get that crunchy hard bite Oh my god name me some soups that you that you absolutely love and that you hate. Top soup for Bobby Lee Okay for me is um Tam Yum. No dude That's rude. Sweet and sour Dragon's Breath soup

53:26Khalyla Kuhn:Ding dong jigae

53:28Bobby Lee:Ding dong jigae.

53:29Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah

53:29Bobby Lee:You've given me that.

53:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah ding dong jigae I like Yeah. Any jigae Kimchi or ding dong I like I like all the jigas Any jigas I like Okay and then but the Americana ones I'm a big fan of Judge me if you want

53:46Bobby Lee:No no there's gonna be some hot takes But the chicken noodle soup

53:49Khalyla Kuhn:From Erewhon With the thick noodles Egg noodles To have it in your fridge And as an emergency little meal That's your favorite What's your favorite Carlos Split pea I'm not done with my favorite Oh I'm sorry What? Fideo A good split pea I don't like split P. Yeah. Corn chowder. I can go, if it's a 50-50. Yeah. But clam chowder with Tabasco sauce. Oh, right? Come on, baby.

54:21Bobby Lee:I can't do clam chowder. Yeah, why? Because I don't like clams in blub. Okay. That's what it looks like. They were like blub, blub, blub, blub. I don't want to do that. Okay. Clams are their own thing. Yeah. Like spaghetti clams, fine, if they're still in the shell. Oh. Yeah, spaghetti clams. Bangoli. Huh, bangoli. Bangoli. Bangoli. Yeah. But you do clam chowder? I love it. I wouldn't have pinned that. Are you a clam chowder guy?

54:45Khalyla Kuhn:It has to be like, you have to be in Seattle where they do it good. Well, it's from New England. Yeah. The opposite side of the country. But Seattle has some good spots there. Oh, it's gotta. It's a seafood spot. Yeah, a port town is what I'm saying. It gotta be a port town. I know it's from New England, right? But I'm saying, you know what I mean? I've never been to New England. So the other port town I've been to is in Seattle. It's still the same. All right. So I don't like the judgment.

55:11Bobby Lee:Give me that Sacramento clam chowder. I don't like matzo ball soup. It's bullshit. It is a lump in the middle. Get the fuck out of here.

55:21Khalyla Kuhn:But if you get the extras in it is good. What is that? If you go to like Cantor's or something, you can get noodles in it. Yeah, but then just take the ball out.

55:30Bobby Lee:Then it's chicken noodle soup. I like the ball. What do you do with that thing? You don't eat that. That's a lump. I know, but it's like, you know, cosmetic. I hate it. Look at that thing. Like big ball. Don't need it. It's taking up space. Yeah. It's like when a couch is too big for a small living room. You're like, what? You don't need this. You could have gotten a love seat and gotten away with it.

55:47Khalyla Kuhn:I don't like carrots, but I like carrots and soup. But I also like carrots, how the Mexicans are. They pickle it. That's my favorite. Whatever. What do they call it? No, they pickle it. Yeah, they pickle vegetables. But it has jalapeno pickled too. Pickled. It's a whole thing. It's a whole jar. Some onions. Pickled vegetables. Dude, whatever that is, dude. Ooh, la la. Piano bueno.

56:04Bobby Lee:That's very Spanish.

56:05Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

56:06Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

56:08Khalyla Kuhn:Nosotros, nosotros. Nosotros. Oh, la, la. I love it. Oh, la, la. I love it. That I do love. Yeah. And I love, I had breakfast. You ever go to The Griddle?

56:19Bobby Lee:On Sunset? Yeah. No, I went there one time. The pancake place?

56:23Khalyla Kuhn:It's old.

56:24Bobby Lee:It's got like a line down the block, doesn't it? I went there today. You went there today?

56:28Khalyla Kuhn:Incredible. With pancakes? Dude, I got a, no, I got a French toast with fruity pebbles in it. Oh, my God. Look at the fruitly pebble. You're really fist fighting that Wagovi, huh? Yeah, yeah. I got that.

56:43Bobby Lee:That's insane. Bobby. Yeah.

56:45Khalyla Kuhn:Dude. That's crazy. That's like a child. I know. But I shared it with my friend. Oh, okay.

56:51Bobby Lee:Your teeth are going to fall out.

56:52Khalyla Kuhn:So what I always do is when I go to a breakfast spot with a friend, you know what I mean? I'll go, we share one sweet, but we get our separate things. I mean, we could share that too. You get a dish. Right. Yeah. So you don't eat the whole thing. It's just like two or three bites. But that thing, dude, was ooh la la, ooh, bene, bueno, bueno.

57:10Bobby Lee:That's too sweet for me.

57:11Khalyla Kuhn:Right. And syrup on top of that? No. Whatever that whipped cream is, is the thing. Oh, that's the - I refuse to do extra. And then I got a Chicago scramble that was really good. What's in there? Peppers. Italian peppers. Yeah. And sausage, you know.

57:29Bobby Lee:So over here, Chicago scramble. Italian sausage, peppers. tell you so much that's good yeah diabetes diabetes Chicago

57:40Khalyla Kuhn:you were on a sketch show huh oh dude when they said um you got the job yeah I went really what do you mean you're a great actor no what I'm saying is is that you don't you don't think that I was bewildered that I got on a fucking sketch show no you're hilarious I didn't know how to do anything

58:00Bobby Lee:well you just don't do impressions

58:02Khalyla Kuhn:or accents or any what the things that you need to do in a sketch show i didn't do dude

58:06Bobby Lee:no but you do characters i can do characters yes you can do you can do some that's what sketch shows are a great character yeah man donny good to see you man stuff like that yeah that was

58:17Khalyla Kuhn:good yeah yeah i'm alvira hello welcome to my castle those are the on there ones yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. They didn't really make it on the show. You know what I'm thinking? You know, stuff like that. You know what hinders you? What?

58:33Bobby Lee:It's your eyes. My eyes are what? Well, you tell a lot in the eyes through comedy and that's what hinders you. What do you mean? Your eyes. Oh. Because when you do a character, you have to like, see you do that when you go to like a different guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you have to physically change your eyes.

58:49Khalyla Kuhn:I have to physically change my eyes.

58:50Bobby Lee:Yeah, like be a guy from the South. What? Be a guy from the South. How you doing, man? See what I mean? Okay, be a guy from New York. Hey, forget about it. See, look at your eyes. You change her.

58:59Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

59:00Bobby Lee:You're right. You do, you change her. I make my eyes whiter. Yeah, you make white eyes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like you're gonna put eye drops in when you do that. I think you're right. You change her. It's in my eyes. It's in your eyes, dude. Whoa, dude. But the comedy is where?

59:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, in your heart. It's in your heart. Yeah. I saw Frankenstein.

59:23Bobby Lee:hot frankenstein you see it i know but every time i see a click on clip on tiktok that makes me laugh of a guy who's correcting people have you seen that guy when he's like it's actually frankenstein's monster frankenstein is it's a great clip there's been a couple of them out there yeah yeah that's hot frankenstein yeah i'm out it's frankenstein's supposed to be hideous i know the whole point was can i say something though i thought the same thing but there was all this

59:47Khalyla Kuhn:hoopla the cinematography is great you know i mean do you see it mccone yeah yeah um who is it

59:53Bobby Lee:guillemot yeah yeah oh it's gonna look fucking amazing yeah so i watched it because of that

59:58Khalyla Kuhn:right but i i have to say i had really great empathy for him for frankenstein's monster yeah for frankenstein's monster and it was the first time i saw anything frankenstein where i was just like i felt so such sorrow for him you've seen the original i did yeah yeah but this frankenstein

1:00:16Bobby Lee:is pretty good here's what bothers me about this what because for years all of us everyone in this room when we were kids you thought frankenstein was the monster and then you get old enough and you see it and you go oh that's frankenstein's monster is what he's called yet societally we still call that guy frankenstein yeah like on a halloween shirt it'd be like frankenstein it just would why didn't they just give that guy the name frankenstein and then call him doctor yeah like at some point switch it up yeah it was such a weird thing also if you're going to keep his name Frankenstein's monster give him a different name yeah if Frankenstein was going to be called Frankenstein give Frankenstein toot toot toot toot toot

1:00:53Khalyla Kuhn:god you were so close that's it toot toot toot toot toot toot no no no he didn't make it yeah give me another shot yeah yeah Argenfark Argenfark yeah yeah Argenfark Argenfark not fuck don't say fuck in the name oh yeah Argenfark Argenfark Fark Fark he's Swedish Argenfark Argenfark. I am Argenfark. And this is my bride. Who was your bride's name? Bride of Argenfark.

1:01:24Bobby Lee:Okay, that's fine. I like that. So he was hot. It's worth seeing this thing? Yeah. You saw it? Yeah, it's awesome.

1:01:31Khalyla Kuhn:It's so awesome.

1:01:33Bobby Lee:You have to. I just haven't been to the movies in so long.

1:01:36Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I gotta go. I just haven't been. I mean, it's no Predator Badlands, but it's very good. Now you see me, now you don't. It's also out. Oh, yeah. You were in it. Congratulations. Thanks, man. Yeah. People said I like it. People like it.

1:01:52Bobby Lee:Now you see me? Did you see it? I haven't seen it. Did you see yourself in it? I've been on the road. No, yeah. I guess I'm in the first scene, he said. You saw it. Yep. You went to go see it. Are you a fan of the franchise?

1:02:02Khalyla Kuhn:Not really. Okay, good.

1:02:03Bobby Lee:You saw it for Andrew?

1:02:04Khalyla Kuhn:I am.

1:02:05Bobby Lee:Shut up. Why did you go to see it?

1:02:07Khalyla Kuhn:I saw it for you. The same way that I saw.

1:02:09Bobby Lee:Borderlands for me. Yeah, yeah. Not in the theater, though. He sees everything. Oh, you did? What's Now You See Me got on Rotten Tomatoes?

1:02:15Khalyla Kuhn:I broke out of both of them

1:02:18Bobby Lee:59 We're cruising What is Borderlands at now? Audience score is 81, that's way better I'll take audience score all day I'm going to go see that movie I was supposed to go see it and I couldn't We've been out of town 10 48 though, Popcorn meter 48 So the movie you didn't finish it You walked out

1:02:38Khalyla Kuhn:It's okay, one of those movies

1:02:40Bobby Lee:yeah the original was yeah i've seen i mean i've only seen the first one right yeah yeah zoom in there jesse eisenberg how incredible the rest of the cast magic how amazing rosamund pike but andrew santino stood out as a complete dud am i really in the first scene yeah first scene oh wow wow maybe i'll just go to see it and then and leave well no i'd want to i'd see the movie i want to see it yeah i'd love to see it we should go as a family we should go watch it support you i had a guy come up to me and say yo bad friends i was like what's up man and he's like yo i used to fucking hang out i used to skate with stevie that's so funny that's it was fucking awesome yeah i was like oh really stevie lee yeah he's like yeah he's like tell him i said what's up yeah it was the first time someone talked to me

1:03:30Khalyla Kuhn:and not asked about you yeah that's cool it was cool because we went back we went back to like

1:03:35Bobby Lee:old little spots. Sean Malto, my buddy Sean was with me. We were just out with a bunch of young skate dudes. In Phoenix?

1:03:43Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Because my brother went to ASU and skated a lot there. I know.

1:03:46Bobby Lee:I went there too. But we were with a couple of young skate dudes and one of the dudes was like, yo, I used to skate with Stevie Lee. And I was like, oh, that's rad. But it was so cool because nine times out of ten, hey, where's Bobby? Hey, where's Bobby?

1:04:00Khalyla Kuhn:You too, yeah.

1:04:00Bobby Lee:They want to know where you are so bad. No, they never ask you about me.

1:04:04Khalyla Kuhn:Are you out of your mind? We're Santino That's not what they said I can't even tell by the way you said that Hey where's Santino at I go he's not here He's in you know Taylor Swift Okay

1:04:23Bobby Lee:Oh what are you going to get me for Christmas Do you have my Christmas gift Get me a real gift

1:04:27Khalyla Kuhn:I got you a real gift Did your wife tell you that I called frantically For weeks She couldn't think of one And I couldn't think of one either You don't have a wife, I didn't get to call anyone I didn't figure it out on my own I know, but you have the world What do you give somebody that has the world In their fingertips You have everything They have that

1:04:49Bobby Lee:You have everything, I still found something for you I still found something No, because I'm creative and I care You don't care No, you don't need to tell me But you better get me something good Tiger Woods rookie card A rookie golf card

1:05:06Khalyla Kuhn:I mean I don't know what else It's like how do you I thought about this Can we make this deal When it comes to you and I We don't give each other gifts No deal we get each other No deal Please it's too much I spend time thinking about it for too much You know what I mean You and I just have a handshake Like the old days like the old days. That's fine.

1:05:33Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with that. It's a letdown. How? Why? Because I've always thought gifts are fun. I got you those shoes you never wear. They're still under the desk. Those Arsenal shoes, they're under there.

1:05:46Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, yeah. They've never moved. Yeah, yeah. Other side.

1:05:49Bobby Lee:Can you imagine how many young kids

1:05:51Khalyla Kuhn:would love to have those shoes? I know. Thank you. I want them there. Why can't I place the presents that I receive where I want, you know? Well, it's not a painting. They're shoes. I know, but I want them down here By my other feet You have two feet down there? You have another set of feet? No, by my feet Oh, yeah Yeah, my feet looks at him Like, what's up? You know what I mean? Oh Yeah, yeah I just want them there Why can't I place the fucking presents where There are fewer shoes Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, say right now Things that you want And then I can have a direction to go Okay Alright, so tell me now Peace in the Middle East Alright, so I'll give you I'll give you money to give to them Okay To a cause or something That's what we did with your birthday Some of the money gives it the cause That's right Give me something tangible Like something physical I can buy An item And if you throw it out there Throw a bunch of things out there Then I can A loofah

1:06:52Bobby Lee:Okay I need a new loofah I want a foot massage machine Okay Now we're getting somewhere dude I want a Toto Japanese toilet.

1:07:03Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, this is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. Will you buy me a Toto? I know. No, already with all three things that you just mentioned, I already know exactly what I'm going to get you. Okay, good. You know what it is? What? Nothing.

1:07:18Bobby Lee:I want to hide. I'll tell you what I really want. What? More than anything in the world. What? is for you and me to actually, next year, make a movie for real.

1:07:33Khalyla Kuhn:But that's not a birthday gift. That's something I can give you. It's a Christmas gift. That's something that we have to do together.

1:07:39Bobby Lee:Do you not believe in the miracle of Christmas?

1:07:40Khalyla Kuhn:I do believe in the miracle of whatever that holiday is. Of course I do.

1:07:45Bobby Lee:You mean that holiday?

1:07:45Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know much about it. St. Nicholas, there's presents. There's a rooftop. You know what I mean? There's little horsies on a rooftop, whatever. I get it I understand the North Pole the elves

1:07:56Bobby Lee:you know what they call him in Britain what they call Santa Claus

1:08:00Khalyla Kuhn:James Father Christmas oh Father Christmas that's his proper name there's a lot of English people I mean named James that's true yeah yeah yeah so it's like I just threw it out there Father Christmas there's Father Christmas yeah what are you guys getting us for Christmas what do you guys want for Christmas you're gonna keep your jobs

1:08:17Bobby Lee:what do you guys want what do you want for Christmas for real Gucci chain fucking Gucci chain

1:08:22Khalyla Kuhn:All right. Thank you. Your wish is granted. Okay, what about you, McCone? I've always wanted an original pressing of Stakes is High, the De La Soul album, because on the repress, they removed all the original samples. So a first pressing of that. You're such a nerd. Okay, the first pressing of what? De La Soul's what album? Stakes is High, their 96 release. Okay. Okay, then I'll go with a car. Original Stakes is High.

1:08:48Bobby Lee:Did you just hear what he just said? Yeah. You want a new car.

1:08:52Khalyla Kuhn:Mm-hmm.

1:08:52Bobby Lee:You want a new car.

1:08:54Khalyla Kuhn:It could be used.

1:08:56Bobby Lee:What kind of car? It's a Tesla. What, the Tesla 3? The truck? The...

1:09:02Khalyla Kuhn:Cyber truck? No, the truck, no. No, the Y or whatever.

1:09:07Bobby Lee:Well, there's two SUVs. There's the X and the Y. Do you know which one you like? You like the one with the gullwing doors? The ones, the doors that... The big one, yeah. That's the Y, right?

1:09:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it's the big one.

1:09:19Bobby Lee:It's expensive. Yeah, they're over. No, no, that's X. right or maybe it's the x one has the doors what is the goal there it is that's the tesla model x so do you want that's the big one you sure that's the one you like okay what else are you willing to

1:09:36Khalyla Kuhn:do because based on the job that you have yeah you have to do a little extra okay yeah yeah i just want to have a christmas dinner with you guys no no

1:09:48Bobby Lee:I'd rather not I'd rather buy you a fucking new car than eat food with you that's so funny I'd rather buy you a new car than eat food with you alright so we got the Christmas gift you want a car you want a Gucci chain and you want a printed an album an album that we have to what's a Gucci chain man

1:10:05Khalyla Kuhn:like a chain from Gucci oh like a necklace yeah like a gold chain okay yeah you shouldn't be that surprised you're wearing purses

1:10:13Bobby Lee:thank you for being a bad friend Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah.

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