Happy New Year 2026

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0:59We shot the following footage almost a year ago when we went down to San Diego to support Andrew's special. It features a lot of embarrassing moments for myself, so enjoy. Happy New Year and I'll see you all in 2026. Thank you for being a bad friend.

1:46We're here at the Pendry Hotel. We're waiting on Fancy and Bobby. I believe Andrew's here. My car is right there next to the port. Yeah, we're feeling good. We're hungry. We made it an hour ahead of time. And we'll see what happens. I need to go Pino though. I don't know where the fucking bathroom is.

2:12How are you doing? What's up? Good to see you. How's your room? Good, good. This is what it's going to be like. Great. This is what you want. Yeah, the closer the better. The closer the better. Apologies, my friend, but the hotel does not allow for public professional photography. Only smartphones are fine. Copy all that. Right. So we can say Victor Laff. Andrew's down in five minutes. Okay. Bobby. Hey, we're at the hotel right now. Stay here? Wow. Just celebrated with you. She's staying in a King suite. That's the tough word the whole thing. He doesn't have a bad house. That pisses me right off.

2:59Bobby's meeting us there. He'll be here in probably 25 minutes. I cooked for you already. We ordered steak, yeah.

3:13What's up, babe? Where's the menu? Hi, is it going to be blue cheese, back up? You're doing your fucking data from Goonies impression, dude. What the fuck is going on? Yeah, yeah. Why do you smoke Dr. Jones? Just say that.

3:33Very good. All right. Those tanks. Go ahead and lay down some of these sides. That's so incel. We need to play. It's incel. It's incel. Yeah. He's already doing that, dude. I'm not kidding. You are, dude. I know I'm not. Come on, guys. You know what he said to me? He said he lied and said... There's somebody over here. We're good. Thank you. There's no lie. Do you guys want another cut of meat or no? Does anybody need more food? I'm getting my pettuccine still, right? You're still getting a lobster lobster. Are you still hungry for me? Are you still hungry? I'm good. I got this. I got this. Can you get this for me?

4:03Yep. He just wants the ball. He just wants the ball. Bobby's not going to the first show because he needs to jerk off and just kind of hang out. He parked at the wrong hotel and, yeah, waiting for the car now. We're back as a family. Waiting on this fucking car. Hi, what are you doing? Where's Lowe's? Watch this. There you go, fancy. There he goes, there he goes, there he goes, go, go, go. There he goes, there he goes, there he goes.

4:38Not one shot.

4:42Oh, watch that. Watch that belt. Hi, love. How are you? Good. Nice day. Come on, come on. You're gonna snack? That's your only choice. That's my only choice? That's great. Alright, cool. Thank you, guys. Thank you for running up. Where's little Bobby? He went to the hotel. He's gonna come for the second show. Oh, second show? He went to the hotel. He's tired. He wants to go hang out and take a shit and a piss. Okay. We're leaving without you? Yeah. All right No, he's not gonna come to the first show just he'll be here for the second show. Thank you I didn't know that though. I did say I called him today.

5:24I was like, there's no way you're gonna do both Huh? Oh, yeah, I feel I signed about it. I'll say do both No, no, no, I know I know he didn't want to do balls, but I don't blame him dude driving all day. I mean He's probably

5:43You're supposed to be a one-er. You know that I have to cut some stuff right now that escapes my radar because of you. What an editor's right there. Huh? No. Unfortunately, no, you were$40 for a$60. Are you serious? That's fucking crazy. I'll pay you a dollar. I don't give a shit. There you go. Give me the nation, man. I get a story. I gave him a tooth. I gave him a tooth. Watch out. Dude, it's crazy.

6:14Then everybody's gonna...

6:24Don't put that on the picture. That's fancy.

6:46Let's go.

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8:56Last year we saw a little tip. Calm before the storm. That's what it feels like. Run that back turbo.

9:24No, I want if you want to I want to go yeah go out there What are you doing? No, I want to see his He's saying he wants to go sit in the audience Oh, I can also put you in front of the house Anywhere where I can see him Give him a seat. There's single seats for sure. Yeah. There's two. Oh, I got a shit. This ain't good. This is not good. Say that right when you get on stage. I got a shit. This ain't good. Ladies and gentlemen. Hello. Hi, hi. Hi. Hi.

9:56All right, guys.

10:07Hello, San Diego!

10:14What happened, San Diego?

10:20You ready for a good show, baby? I can't wait to come out and see you guys. I brought a special friend with me to start the show. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together right now for Mr. Zach Townsend!

10:41Alright guys, I'm Zach Townsend. Thank you so much. Now, are you guys going to get to see tonight? Welcome to Zach Townsend. Welcome to Zach Townsend. Welcome to Zach Townsend. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I love you, Diego. I love you, Diego. I love you, Diego. I love you, Diego. Hey, Diego, how are you?

11:21Alright, alright. That was pretty fun. That was awesome. Make the kick go. I wasn't expecting that. Because I thought I'd heard of all the jokes, but that one is make up of me. Did we go down this way? You can go down the stairs. Oh, yeah, let's do that. That was it. Yeah, that was the hour for sure. Yeah, I just... The few things that I was sliding on, I felt the most like... Yeah, like he doesn't always spend any time with us. Bobby wants to get picked up right before the next show. Just chill with us for a second. Why is Meredith from the office on this hallway?

12:14This guy just explodes. It's a laugh. It's a little crazy.

12:31I'll tell you all about yourself In a week or two, there's a bad house I could tell you I could tell you I can tell you, I can, I can tell you. Yeah, dude, make sure you get this shit up. This is the cool, this is where the cool shit happens. Bring back the cool shit, dude. This is the moment that we can have some fun with, for this. At least to bring up the story tomorrow. Oh wait, Bobby's at the hotel. Oh, he's walking now? Hey, Bob. Yeah, I am. What time though? 9.30, right? Okay, I'll see you then. Andrew wanted me to text you that. Andrew wanted me to ask if you were awake. No, don't walk here.

13:25Don't walk here. There's too many people. It's very far from the hotel. Don't walk, and I know you just want to see girls. All right, cool. I'll come get you. All right, I'm coming.

13:37You're in such a silly mood tonight. What's going on with you? One shot. Yeah. One opportunity.

13:53It's crossers is gonna make love to me in Miami what yeah what you see you make love to me in Miami yeah you brought that up and then ask me if we would I'll tell you why I won't have sex with you what your fucking breath dude Bobby your brother's so bad right now Dan I think did you You hear it? Smell his breath from there, right? It's my god. Nah, I would never tell. It could help paint off of a house. Dude, that shit is like... Dude, that's like... Bobby, wait, I do have a question. Do you know who Pepe Le Poo is? Pepe Le Poo? Yeah, Pepe Le Poo. Yeah, Pepe Le Poo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't say like that in America, but I think I know.

14:35You mean the skunk? Yeah. Alright.

14:45Why did I come down here? Why am I coming down here? We're celebrating, Andrew. I know, but he's doing his show. Yeah. I feel like I was manipulated to come down here. You were just asked twice. What? You were just asked. But it's like asking, like, Andrew, come to my weekend. Like, why would I do that? Well, it's his last one before he tapes. Oh, that's right. And it's just a good celebration of our Boston well when then what is this taping next week now in a month in a month So this isn't the last show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you turn the other way thinking? It's like

15:24Are you opposed to breath mints or gum I do it's a fade do it now I don't have it. Oh my god. Well, it's vaping and also you don't eat enough such your stomach acid. Thank you, McCone No, well, I mean, like, it's not a good thing. That's not a compliment. Yeah. No, not eating enough is a compliment. No. I eat once a day. Bobby, can I ask you? Please turn around. I'm begging you, please. Can I go to the Jake Paul Super Bowl party with you? Yeah. Hell yeah. Why are you not... You're going to be my guy, right? Yeah, yeah, I'm just asking you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to be Jake Paul. Super Bowl party.

15:57You know who talked to me today on FaceTime? Who? That girl. Oh, your friend? Yeah. Dude. Your best friend? She's so beautiful. She's so beautiful. Because you think it's going to turn into something else. No, but here's the thing. Like what? I have feelings, and I'm not going to be able to get her, and I like the pain. I think that's what it is. It reminds me of when I was in my early 20s. Yes, this is like me and. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like so long ago. Yeah, it's a pain I haven't felt, and I kind of like it. I know, you're longing. I love longing, dude. So if she, like, I want her to break my heart.

16:32All those are people? Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, they don't know you're gonna be here. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna drive them crazy. No I'm not. They're all Andrew friends. Look, they're all better looking. When we do it together, these are our good looking fans. Yeah. All right, thank you Stacy. Thank you Laura. I got a place for you. Let's go Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Hi.

17:10Oh, he's going out to smoke. Of course, yeah. What is the smoking area? Oh, yeah, we know. Thank you. Where is the smoking area? It looks like that door Zach kept going through. I thought he was going to go outside. Yeah. I don't want to see him going outside and meet with the fans. I think it's an alley. Right. Yeah. This is crazy. Breaking news. What happened? The Mavericks have traded their star Luka Doddich to the Lakers for Anthony Davis. That's actually insane. It's happening live on camera. That's kind of cool. It's like you caught the first plane hit the tower. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah.

17:52Oh, it's up, oh.

17:57Hello? You want to do 15? What do you want to do? 10. 10? Yeah. Go in the bathroom. I want to talk to you about some business. Well, then go in. You all go now. I'm just going to see you guys. Look, if you want to grab a beer, there's a beer at the bottom of there. There's like Heineken and Mick Ultra. I probably will. Yeah, grab a beer. Why would you come over again? Why would you... Okay, close this door again. So easy to get you in there. Bamboozled. You got bamboozled, huh? Honestly, please close the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, please. Honestly, I'm being real. Close the door. Are you getting me a...

18:35a pay bump? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you guys doing there? Teaching them a lesson about life. They call them life lessons. A little lesson, huh? Yeah, and this little piece of shit. This little guy, this six, six, fucking. What did I say earlier? He scolded me earlier. What did I say earlier, man? You said white people are the devil. Yeah, and you got another thing coming, dude. He keeps touching my hair. Bob, what does he have coming, you think? Everything, dude. You have fucking no idea, dude. You know what I mean? Hit him hard. Don't even fuck him up on him now. You want to see Korean Han, dude?