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23:41Bobby Lee:Would you be a pitcher or a catcher? Oh, I'd be a catcher. Yeah, I know. I catch. I don't pitch. I'm a pitcher. I know you are, dude. And I like catching your balls. That's my favorite thing to do. Yeah. What if somebody has like Tourette's all of a sudden, not Tourette's, but like goes into a seizure. That'd be fun. That'd be terrible. Yeah, but he's going, right? And you know what I mean? He's like, I don't know what to do. You know what I mean? What? The batter? The batter. They see the coach. You know what I mean? And the guys looking at it like, I don't know what move that is, but I'll try.

24:15Swing away. Yeah, swing away.

24:17Bobby Lee:What do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's gotta, that feels like that's in a movie. I feel like that's Daniel Stern. Oh yeah, yeah. Little Big League or whatever. Yeah. I feel like gang members could probably do it well. Hey, still third, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Throw up some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey dude, you know what I mean? Do this move, right? Well, you know, they have gangs, they have, not gangs, but I mean, like in prisons, they have like intramural leagues in prison. And longest yard, man. Yeah. All gang sides, whoa. Well, let's not throw any of these up. Yeah, yeah. Wait, let me see.

24:53Bobby Lee:Compton Crip. This one I can do. I don't think we should do these. Why? On the air. It's probably a bad idea. Yeah, but this means different than whatever that means. This means antlers. Sure. Deer gang. Or hunters. Deer gang. Let's get the antlers, dude. Deer gang. You know what I mean? Yeah. What are you? Yeah. Japanese girl gang. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm not going to lie. The hand signals for gangs are incredible. They're incredible. You see them throw them up. You love them. Oh, geek gang. What is that? Yeah. Geek gang signs. Now, how can you take okie dokie and turn it into a gang sign?

25:28That sucks. Because if you're like seeing a guy, you're like, hey, Bobby, I'm going to go to the gym, right? And I go, okie dokie. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not fair.

25:39Bobby Lee:Yeah, it's not. You can't steal it. They stole it. You can't do okie dokie anymore because it's a Gainstein. Well. Yeah, yeah. You know. Okay. I know. I know. I get it. I understand. I understand it. A lot of things have been taken over. Yeah, that's true. A lot of things have been taken. Yeah. They're just, you know. Like a swastika. That was ours. No, that was Indonesian, right? It was like Buddhist or more. Well, it means peace. It means peace, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what's so crazy? The marketing is great. On the swastika? I mean, because to take peace and turn it into a symbol of hate, it's like taking the peace sign now and turning it into hate.

26:20Well, it's almost poetic. You're taking something that means peace

26:23Bobby Lee:and turning it into absolute hate, which is kind of odd. Good marketing, that's all. Phenomenal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good team over there in Germany. So check it out. We're branding. We're going to rebrand the peace symbol. Hitler, I love it. Yeah, yeah. Now give me some fucking meth. Yeah, they did a lot of meth. He loved meth. Yeah, a lot of them did. Well, if you had terminal cancer and you're on your way out, would you ride the horse? Would you do heroin? I mean, I would do what the doctor prescribed, but much more. You wouldn't go street drugs? I might. I don't know, dude. I might want to face it head on, clear.

27:05Death? Yeah. What's so funny?

27:07Bobby Lee:Carlos does not want to face it. Like Ram Dass says. I don't want to face traffic. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't you want to be in the present moment of death? No. No. I don't know. Well, I definitely don't want to die in my sleep. Like Jane Goodall. That's a huge fear. She died in her sleep. The ape woman? Yeah. She did? Yeah. I thought she died from an ape. Wasn't she bald? Well, the ape was next to her. Oh. She sleeps with him, right? I don't know if she sleeps with him, but I think she died in her sleep, no? Famous people die in their sleep. James Gandolfini, John Candy, Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, Brittany Murphy, Jerry Garcia, Reggie White.

27:41Wow.

27:42Bobby Lee:William Howard. Why not die in your sleep? I want to know what's coming. Oh, really? Like when I die, I want to go, okay, that's happening. Oh, I see. I don't want to go to bed and being like, what a great day. Yeah. Honk choo, honk choo. And then I never wake up. Wow. I want to be alive when I'm dead. Hey. No, dude. You want to be asleep? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you sleep so fucking much, it's going to happen. From a percentage perspective. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like it has to be for you. Yeah. By the way, I talked to a buddy today who says that he's gone up north and eaten reindeer before. Oh my God.

28:18No, he says they're fucking awesome. This fucking guy does. What? You don't eat reindeer, dog.

28:24Bobby Lee:What do you mean? You can eat reindeer meat. Of course you can. No, it looks good. It's like - It's too gamey, probably. No, he said it was actually pretty good because it's fatty, right? because it's so cold they have to eat a lot to stuff up for the winter so it's it's it's fattier than um oh that does look delicious yeah yeah yeah it's fattier i think i think of rudolph and stuff yeah yeah yeah well no rudolph you can't eat rudolph somebody did oh no somebody did reindeer meat see it looks good dude that's like i told you when i was in australia and i had kangaroo phenomenal i loved it the guy was like yeah you might not like it mate and i was like i'll try it we went to like a little bar restaurant thing and i was kind of like i'll have a couple bites ate the whole fucking thing wow it was delicious wow but they need it they need to get rid of them because they outnumber kangaroos outnumber australians like what is it it's crazy it's like three to one or something bonkers like that how much could you charge for rudolph's nose to eat if you actually caught rudolph right and you're like you know rudolph has one nose and it's probably original because it's red bright red yeah you could probably eat it well you're right I'm sure you could lick it or you could boil it or something what do you think it would taste like I don't know I mean probably delicious like candy cane and ooh you know what I mean just a sugar like a sugary meat like a Korean you know what I mean um meat that's been like you know what I mean um what do you call it marinated marinated yeah yeah yeah marinate that you could probably charge a million dollars for Rudolph's nose well it's one nose you'd have to charge way more than that Yeah, it's only one.

29:54Yeah. Or Daffy Duck's beak. How much could you charge for that? Oh, my God. Daffy Duck beak. Daffy Duck beak? Oof. Right. What do you think? Yeah. Yeah? It'd be so expensive. Yeah. Tinkerbell wing. Ooh, just one. Tinkerbell wing, dude. It's not a filling. No. But you could probably charge a good 20 grand for one wing. The delicacy. It's a delicacy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about a Mickey Mouse ear? Ooh, dude. Just one ear. One ear of Mickey Mouse ear? Oh, my God. I mean, a lot of people would be upset. So what? Right? Oh, God. But what if Mickey's walking around with one ear? You know what I mean?

30:30See, we didn't kill him. We just took the ear.

30:32Bobby Lee:Just one ear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big deal. Yeah. Some Korean guy and a red-headed guy took my ear. I was sleeping. Say that again? I can't hear you. What? Oh, yeah. Good one. Okay. What is that? Kangaroos? Oh, yeah. It's one to two for every person. Yeah, there's too many of them. There's crazy. Who cares? It's crazy. There's too many Chinese, we don't eat them. We should. That'd be good. What is that like the old slogan, eat the rich? It's just eat the Chinese. Dude, we went out, we were out. What'd you do? And we were out in the mountains and there was literally no snow up in Utah. It was crazy to me.

31:12When you say we who?

31:13Bobby Lee:My wife and my, well, and her family. Great. What are you, I'm not accusing you of anything. Well, you say it like who's I with? I was with a whole. I've been with your family as well. Oh, yeah. We switch years. We do the this year, that year, this year. Well, that's all I wanted to know. What year was it? Which were, it's their year. You're right. But we're no longer doing that again, I think. I think every year from now on, we're going to do double downs. You got to double down it, dude. Yeah. I think I got it. My parents are getting older, so I got to do it. I want to see them more often. But we went up there to Utah and it was no snow.

31:40Bobby Lee:And I didn't care. I wasn't going to ski this year. But my God, you feel bad. These people that like go up there their whole year, they wait to go up there. They get their kids. they spend all this money going on vacation no snow it's rain you can't sticky oh no oh there's almost no there was almost no there you can't see without snow yeah that's what they say it's a big component yeah why can't you uh water ski the lakes are frozen oh there are yeah oh this is double you could ice skate there we go why can't you do that i would love to ice skate with you i'm pretty good yeah well don't bake oh you know what i fall you laugh it'll be there i would love to go ice skating i'd love to go ice skating with you as well speed skating though we would race you can you ice skate okay i can too no we'll see is that minnesota in you getting you that still got you we shall see we shall see dude i hate your challenging fucking vibes because he's mr sporting guy what's going on here that's speed skating yeah yeah i can't do that but we should try how funny would we be in those outfits oh that'd be so funny with those long blades on yeah look at the winter olympics are coming up ask us to host something winter olympics yeah where is it at again this year where's the winter olympics in italy i think in like milan maybe milan how cool invite us nbc remember leslie jones did what look at these motherfuckers skiing in this no but was didn't she do like the brazil or damn these girls got big old ass back to you bitch yeah that's such a crazy pick to host the olympics yeah there she is with al roker yeah yeah this is you know by the way this is my petition for comedians to not host anything ever again what we're not right for this we try to do these things yeah yeah it's insane it's insane why are we doing this also you have to edit yourself you want to make so many inappropriate jokes yeah you can't say anything you can't say anything by the way we rewrought that made me we just watched it we were talking to a friend at the house and we were talking about vegetarian meals like giving you farts you know and portlandia had like the best sketch of all time they go to a vegan restaurant have you ever seen this no and while they're in the middle of it the woman's like we noticed some flatulation would you like to go on our fart patio yeah there's a patio just for people that are farting and they're in full conversation as they're farting yeah it's so dumb um if you do need to flatulate we have a designated area wait

34:08Bobby Lee:so dumb dude

34:15Bobby Lee:dude fart patio is brilliant wow a little mustard seed apple for some reason they are two of maybe the funniest that show was so fucking funny yeah it was like ahead of its time it was really good it's so good we're i love him armison oh yeah i think she's fucking brilliant too i mean they're both geniuses but as a person oh i don't know her famous guy drop oh fred and i i wait wait wait fuck off i like him because i know him no that's not what it is was that is that what i was doing 100 yeah yeah yeah what i can't say oh then let's do a do-over Dude, this is so funny. Let's do a do-over. I do it and he's like, he doesn't use it.

35:08I did not do that. Oh, really? Oh, God. Okay. There's no difference between Fred Armisen, a comedian, right, that we all know, right? SNL cast member, legend. Or Taylor Swift. Different. Different. Yeah. I've never brought, I don't bring it up. You bring it up. Yeah. And I love to bring it up. You name drop it. I don't think so. Yeah, you do! I don't think so. Was that honest? Let's analyze. You fucking name drop people. Yes, you do. Aside from that, where have I name dropped? Kiedis. Michael Bay. You know who from the meeting, the men's meeting.

35:50Bobby Lee:Yeah, dude, you name drop all the time. Stop it. Stop it. So do you, though. No. Yeah, you do. Who? What do I do? You just name drop when I tell you in private somebody. You told me a story. I don't want to bring it up. Go ahead, do it. No, I don't want to. Do it. I was at a restaurant and Bateman was there with Jennifer Aniston and this and that, right? You brought that story up. On this show? No, not out loud, but to us. So I just said, I tell you in private and then you bring it up on the show. I literally just said that. Yeah, but I'm just saying the act of - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

36:19Bobby Lee:The act of name dropping is something that you do. Okay, so time out. You name drop in private way more than me. When? We just don't talk about it on the show. I don't name drop at all, dude. Yes. You do You're obsessed with celebrities Oh god Portlandia I love that show I don't know Fred That's what you should have said Is that what I should have said No I just said he's a genius and you go he's a great guy Yeah Like I know him he's a guy I know We were saying how funny they are I did a movie with them like six months ago Another drop I did a movie six months ago I work Is that what that is Oh fuck you dude is that what it is Yes it is You know what I don't like that about myself I'm never gonna do it again What was the name of the movie?

37:06Bobby Lee:Is it out? Green Day's movie Yeah Oh right That's a huge one Yeah yeah yeah No there's a lot of people in that Yeah Like a ton of people are in this movie Yeah so What's it called? New Year's Rev right now When does it come out? I don't know They missed their opportunity It's New Year's Maybe next New Year's Maybe next New Year's But um I see a lot of clips going viral by the way From our good friend Logic's movie that you were in oh yeah i like a lot of clips on the have you seen this on the internet a lot of them are being bounced around particularly the conversation with him and his father because his dad is a crazy character yeah yeah yeah i'm barely in that i have no lines shout out logic though we love him i have no lines in it i love logic he's a great dude yeah yeah i was on the two i was on tour when you guys were filming that thing i wish i could have come up there well you know what happened was i um spokane where was it i had a bigger role i showed up i had fucking covid oh that's right Right, and they go, you can't show up on set.

37:58I go, what do I do? They go, just stay. So I stayed in this hotel room for like five days. I remember you were stuck. That's right. And then I was flying out and they're like, can you just be this kind of background guy since you're here?

38:11Bobby Lee:Call Santino, background guy. Right here, background guy. So I just kind of did it, but I love Logic a lot. He's a great dude. Yeah, yeah, he's a great dude. You got so much work lined up on the horizon, Bob. I'm so proud of you. So did to you. No, I don't. Well, you declined work. decline work yeah you do no i don't there's nothing comes my way on the stuff that i'm in is bad i still do it you should read it first i don't read it if it's bad don't do it but it i just do well i'll tell you how about this i read karate ghost i i got something big they go karate ghost yeah i'll do it i got something big coming up and i want to announce it i'm very excited about i'm gonna brag right now guys big time go ahead big time go ahead huge for me go January, end of the month.

38:58Bobby Lee:My best buddy's gonna be shooting a special at the Balboa Theater. Okay. Four shows. Sold out. They're not sold out. Yeah, they are. They're all sold out. Are they sold out? Everything is sold out. Bobby Lee Live, sold out, Balboa Theater, four shows, my guy. They're all sold out. I looked, they're all sold out. Click on them, they're all sold out. How amazing. Okay. Are you excited? Well, here's the thing, okay? I'm trying not to think about it What do you mean you're not trying to think about it? Because I have what I have, right? What? Why are you shaking your head? No It's not sold out Yes, it is Look at those little blue spots Brother, that's gone That'll be gone in two days Those are like reserve seats It's sold out I don't care about the back either Wait, are the whites the empty seats?

39:47Yeah

39:48Bobby Lee:I'm fucked No, dude, he's kidding It's the other way around get off of the ticket mask okay no are the whites the empty seats so okay thank god no you're sold out thanks to fucking god are the whites the empty yeah and only the back row they bought what the fuck a guy who's never bought a ticket in his entire life yeah yeah which ones are the ones i have yeah it is okay can i just say this about the special okay doesn't that drive you nuts by the way when somebody's in your seat when you get to a place and you go oh those are our seats and And they're like, they are, and you're like, yeah, come on, man, let's not do this dance.

40:22Bobby Lee:And they're like, I think, oh, let me see, let me look. And then they look and they go, oh, you're right. Oh, you're right. Yeah, we're way the fuck, we're all the way up there. You're like, you're fucking, what are you doing? You knew you were fucking. I know. I've sat in other people's seats. I've done that before. By accident. Yeah, but when you do it, you get up, right. No, no, no, I've done it for years. We go to Dodger games. We would sneak all the way down. We used to do that all the time. and then when they come they go you guys as I see you go you got it you caught us and then get up and go but you don't do the thing where you kill time and you go is this you fucking know we sneak down you know that's like a part of the game on TikTok I saw a woman she was a little drunk and she sits in a first class seat she's in coach the first class guy comes up and goes hey I think that's my seat well I just paid a lot of money for my ticket and I decided I'm going to sit here what?

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44:38Bobby Lee:Oh, you sat there first. Yeah, I got on first and you were a little late. So I'm just going to sit here and you can sit wherever I'm sitting. No. Okay, so here's the deal. Yeah. That's my seat I paid for. I'd like to, oh, you don't want to move? I don't think I'm going to because I can't get here first. Oh, you got here first. Yeah. Are you a little intoxicated, ma 'am? Yeah, I've drank some brandy. Well, how about this? You go to the back of the plane to your seat where you belong, and I'll give you drinks the whole flight. I'm not moving. I'll give you drinks all flight. Hey, Red, can I call you Red?

45:07Please. You fucking freak. Whoa. You red-headed freak of nature. Listen here, Connie Chung. Are you racist? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Listen. What army is going to remove me from my seat?

45:26Bobby Lee:ice the red mermy ice army they did eventually kick her out you got it it's fucking insane but here's what i don't get though it was a white lady okay right it could be other races you better not attack the white i know what i'm saying is there was an entitlement in the video which bothered me that white women all are entitled no i'm not saying that i just she just happened to be but but when it's mixed with white it's a little bit more bothersome to me right no actually if it was any other race it would be bothered you would find a thing to be bothered by it no matter yeah i think so yeah yeah but i just wanted to like gouge her eyes out she's like i'm not gonna yeah i'm not moving it's like i bought a coach seat go back you know what i mean oh well or go hey you can have it just pay me the difference in the fair Oh, that's it.

46:17Bobby Lee:Yeah, that's it. And I'll go sit in my seat. Just give me the cash if you got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go do that. You would do that? I don't think so. If they had a cash. No. It'd be a fun story for the show. Yeah, you're flying to Australia. I mean. Yeah, yeah. Insane. Insane. I don't even know if I could do that flight again. Yeah, I know. I love it down there. That's so, it was so long. It was like. It's so long. You feel like you wasted a part of your life. Like when you land, you're like, I think I'm much older now. We ordered a flight together and both first class. I never saw you the whole time.

46:48Bobby Lee:Yeah. It's 15 hours. Yeah. 15 hours. We never even saw each other the whole time. Oh, because it's exhausting. And then Burr was on the flight, right? Oh, yeah. Bill was on the flight. Yeah, yeah. On a flight. And then it's like, I saw him one time. He was going to the bathroom. I saw him get up, go to the bathroom so I can say hi. You got up to say hi? I didn't have to pee or anything. I just say, I'm going to wait in line to the bathroom. When he gets up, he - Well, I want to say hi. That sounds so creepy I didn't have to pee I just wanted to say hi Because I knew that what was going to happen The plane's going to light Because he was in front of me, right?

47:21That he was going to He gets an escort A group of people go, come on this way It is funny how he does We don't We don't have an escort

47:31Bobby Lee:Carlos gets escorts Different kinds So I waited He got out I was surprised too Bill? I go Bill? What's going on? So nerdy. He's like hey buddy what's going on? You know what I mean? This and that. You know what I mean? But I purposely did that. You've never done that? To say hi to Bill? No just in general like. Oh. Put yourself. Okay. But I can't believe I haven't shared this story. Tell me. You want the biggest name drop of all? Tell me. I think I told you. Child in the middle. I got to meet somebody for five seconds. I know who it is. I told you didn't I? I knew it was about to happen. You never told me that you actually did it.

48:13Bobby Lee:I did it. I met President Obama. That's amazing. Wow. It was fucking insane. My buddy who's friends with him was like, hey, man, when are you back in town from Vegas? And I was like, oh, Monday night. He's like, do you think you can come see me on Tuesday? I was like, why? He's like, I'm playing golf with Obama. And I was like, no. He's like, I swear to God. And I was like, well, what am I going to do? Like, say hi? And he's like, yeah, if you'd like, I'm going to introduce you. so i go over there are you wearing a golf uniform no i'm just dressed nice okay because i'm not playing or not but i go over there to say i go there to say hi and they're done and i'm kind of like hanging around and this was like a moment in time that blew my mind he was like walking around the secret service they're done they're about to leave and he you know the secret service is everywhere it's crazy and my buddy sees me makes eye contact because i told him i said dude if it's that's not a thing, I don't want to bother.

49:11You don't want to force the situation.

49:12Bobby Lee:Fuck no, and I don't want to make him be like, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who gives a shit about you? Who gives a shit, yeah, yeah. And then he looked at me, made eye contact, and he went like this. And then, I'm not kidding, dude. Well, your friend did that. Yeah, he saw me. I thought Barack did that. No, no. Dave. No. I seen him on Dave. What? Your mind is gonna be blown. Go ahead. Because he fucking, he goes like this, and he like ushers him to me, which was like, I was almost laughing. He's like ushering him towards me. like around people, like people are kind of waiting quietly. And he goes, I would like to introduce you to a buddy of mine, Andrew Santino, comedian, Chicago, Illinois.

49:48Bobby Lee:And I said, I loaded this up. I said, Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you. And he goes, I know who this guy is. And I was like, get the fuck out of here. He literally goes, I know who this guy is. Now, how does my Fred Armisen story -

50:10fucking compare to that dude are you honored you're mine fuck off

50:19Bobby Lee:it was so good oh oh my god we chatted about chicago for five seconds and i said it's an absolute pleasure and honor to meet you and i don't want to waste any any more of your time you said that yeah oh my god i said it's an absolute pleasure and an honor to meet you don't want to waste any now were you nervous no because it was kind of like he was his he's extremely disarming he's so like even though he is you know this figure he's a historical figure no but i'm saying he's so cool it's like meeting john adams or or you know i mean or like you know paul revere or whatever yeah i met paul revere like who could say that you know i mean it's like meeting obama he was so fast on the horse you know i mean i barely met him there he goes bye paul i met the horse i met the horse what just meet the horse yeah yeah just meet the horse Yeah, yeah No, he was very cool Just his vibe He was cool He was very nice He wasn't like It didn't feel heavy I mean, it's like The difference Yeah You know what I mean?

51:18Of caliber

51:19Bobby Lee:Well, we're not friends I just got to say hello to the man I know, but the situations That you're in Are so much different Than situations You know what I mean? I would like trolls and stuff That's who I'm Well, if you weren't Such a fucking recluse Maybe, yeah If you got up Get out and did something You'd meet people Okay But anyway, so wow And then you shook his hand? Yeah Soft? He dapped me up Oh fuck dude That's the real shit Right is that the real shit that's a good stuff What's up But you have to be introduced What I'm pumped If you're introduced By a black person Oh your friend was black Oh did you assume he was white Yeah Is it someone that we know Someone that I know too You definitely don't know this guy Is this because you don't have any black friends Is that what this is?

52:08Bobby Lee:I have black friends. Are they all white in your mind? Chappelle Lacey. The guy who you called him like Dasani Jones. You didn't even know his name. You were like, Dasani Jones. It's like, what the fuck?

52:23All right. Anyway. Wow. That's a really, that's a life experience that, you know.

52:28Bobby Lee:It was honestly, it was a, it was a moment in my day where I was like, this is maybe. It's incredible. Yeah. Congratulations. Four seconds of time. and i literally said i don't want to waste any more time yeah he was like oh man we gotta go it's all it's all good yeah but he chatted about chicago for a hot second i mean i had rfk jr on tiger belly that's the farthest i think i'll go politically it's a pleasure to meet you yeah that's what it was but um no it was incredible moment in my life wow honestly it was like one of those things i was awesome just got to all i want to do was say hi to the guy like hey man wow it was cool yeah and then when you on the drive home what were you thinking i called well i called my parents yeah it's fucking it was cool it was a cool moment time it was one of those congratulations yeah stays with me it's huge and you know what the best part was yeah no photo that's so funny you knew what i was gonna say it was great because some people were kind of trying to maybe get a picture yeah and i was like he's not gonna like that so they shut it down like good not him but other people are like no no no no yeah yeah don't don't do no no yeah yeah enjoy the moment he doesn't he gets pictures probably up the kazoo well think about this people take photos of him everywhere he is yeah so you know how many times in public you see someone like yeah yeah how many people do that all day yeah yeah so like enjoy the moment it's a memory i was nervous at the very beginning and then he disarms you you know what it made me feel like you know when you're like when someone's like someone go you get nervous before you go on stage and you go well i'm anxious i'm not like nervous i'm just like excited yeah i kind of get like uh like i want to jump out of my fucking skin sure and the moment you get on and say something it's like gone you know what i mean like the anxiety like is gone when you start doing the job that we do it felt the same way and then he got to me and it was like this is going to sound corny but you do get why some people fucking get that kind of status you talk to a guy for five seconds you're like i get it this guy's fucking oh yeah yeah he's got all you're born with it he's got all the pieces it figured it out you gotta have the pieces by the way i bet you'd feel that way about any president you'd ever meet there's a reason yeah dude yeah yeah get there to get there is crazy it's that's the prime level in terms of politics any president you would meet you'd go oh this is fucking yeah except for ford yeah yeah fuck four dude get fucked nerd yeah no no you would you'd feel the same way about anybody wow yeah it was wild i thought i told you no i knew you called i told told you i was gonna have maybe no you were on your way to go right i was telling you i was going you're not gonna believe where i'm going but i did say to you i did say i bet i won't get to meet him yeah but then i said to you make sure you call me after you do it and you never did i called my i called everybody else yeah i know but yeah but i'm the one that would have been like wow why do you think i held it for this yeah for the show okay wow i knew you were going he goes uh i remember he goes uh hey where's bobby no he never did that how fucking amazing if a dude also when he said i know this guy i thought i got this he's definitely got to be plugged into the internet world his kid's a director his daughter's a director right yeah aren't they both in the business yeah yeah malia is the director.

55:46Bobby Lee:Yeah, dude. They're plugged in. Well, I just did a show that they produced. Yeah, they're plugged in, man. They know what's good. I mean, he was, yeah, he knows. And I literally thought, you know what I mean? When I got the offer for the show, they go, the Obamas are producing it. And I go, I'm in. I'm doing it. It's an offer? They go, yeah. And I show up out in the fucking nowhere land and thinking that they're going to be there. They're going to be there. It'd be cool if they did. I know, but they're not going to be there. I just showed up. It was just like a regular shoot. with regular people oh my god gifts gifts gifts gifts gifts jingle whoa oh dude so what is this is what they were talking about yeah it works just wi-fi anywhere you know what the best part about this is we bought these no you didn't i promise who paid for these we got an amount and it's not going to come from y 'all so no way we didn't buy this promise no no we made sure that but you didn't.

56:42Bobby Lee:Who paid for it? 7X. Oh. Yeah. Like you said. And so we paid for it. We paid for it. We paid for these? No, I'm kidding. This is so - This is a great gift. This is very nice. I don't know how to, do I just put my PlayStation? It's really easy. It's like setting up an iPad. You know, I'm nervous about this. What? About using these now. Why? Did you see that clip about

57:13Bobby Lee:about Kamala and wired headphones. Oh, this is gonna fuck you up. Thank you so much. This is great. Guys, this is so nice. And you can play any PlayStation game. It's got the same effects. It looks good. This is very cool, you guys. Thank you so very much. It's really good. Click on, yeah, click on this. Listen to this clip. So she got a lot of shit for like wearing these wired headphones. Don't be on the train using your ear pods and thinking somebody can't listen to your conversation. I'm just telling you that's a little bit more secure she's laughing but she's very serious that's the creepiest part about that she's like I served on the intelligence committee I've literally never heard anyone's music through a fucking ear pod no she's saying people can tap in and listen to your conversation how well because it's what this is bluetooth what are they who are they you know X from X-Men I mean like how do you do it Professor X is down in the subway He does live in the subway And you know why he lives down there?

58:12Bobby Lee:It's not ADA compliant He can't get back up You don't want them then? Once you go down You don't want those then No I do man I'm just having fun on the show Just having fun on the show I thought you were being serious No dude Yeah cause if you don't want them I'll take them Just making a bit for the show Okay okay Good bit Yeah thanks for killing it Yeah I destroyed it No it's okay Yeah I'm sorry No no no Yeah good stuff Stuff You got any New Year's resolutions? This is the thing that people hate it, but we all pretend to do it a little bit. Well, I'm not, I don't know, man. I don't think I do.

58:48Bobby Lee:You don't want to change anything? Not really, no. I think I'm pretty good. I'm on a good path here. That's great. You have any? Oh, yeah. Give me one. I hope to find the cure for cancer by March. That kid's bullshit. Did you say that's bullshit? I wasn't. I know, but then I can make shit up. Okay, then do it. That's what this whole show is, is making stuff up. It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis. Yeah. Okay. It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis. Yeah. I'm going to make short stilts. See? Funny. Is that funny? Funny. Yeah. They're too long. You know what I mean? When you see them, they're too long.

59:33Yeah. I mean, have them maybe two feet off the ground. They are too long. Yeah, stilts are too long. Have you ever seen painter stilts? Yeah, those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are tiny. They have them already, Bob. They have what, short stilts?

59:45Bobby Lee:Yeah, they're there. Yeah, painter. No, no, no, I'm talking about the way, you know, oh, that, that. Oh, they are short. Fuck.

59:54Bobby Lee:Man, your ideas are just getting taken. They're taken, all right. What is she doing? Like, oh, they have just a child on stilts for no reason? And by the way, the mom was like, I know you hate it. Just take the photo. I'm going to do mayonnaise flavored yogurt. They got it. I don't think you do. They have it? Yo mayo. Fuck. Yo mayo. They already have it. God, everything has been on Shark Tank already. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's think of something else. Let's create something here. I got it. I got it. What do you got it? I got it. Yeah. We're going to manufacture. Let's make a shoe company. and we only sell left shoes.

1:00:34Bobby Lee:No rights. Oh, that's good. And it's called no rights. You have no rights. You have no rights. Yeah, yeah. And all the proceeds. Yeah, that's good. This is good. See if I have that. No rights. Only left shoes. Just this guy selling his shoes. Yeah, that's already, he's already doing it, dude. No, he's just selling. All right. No, there's a website for just one foot. Oh, for people with just one foot. Yeah, there we go. They already have it. See though you can't come up with it Alright how about this By the way That is so incredible Because somebody at one point was like I only need one Just give me one I don't have a left My left foot They call me loopy I used to dance in circles Shark skinned COVID mask Shark skinned COVID mask I guarantee you They got that Right here that's the whole shark head i'm yeah etsy canada i gotta tell you shark head is way cooler you come over the other one wait wait go to all and see if they really sell it yeah yeah shark skin covid mask no we could be good i think we're good with that i think i don't know it's gonna give it good protection you know but still still yeah yeah uh uh half a hula hoop a hula a hula just a hula hula half la hoop hula half hoop hula half la hoop half a hoop yeah like skip it remember skip it yeah i don't think that it exists no there's i think we got it it wouldn't work though that's the only problem somebody would find you need the second half of the hoop for it to work find a way yeah yeah well there's a will there's a way uh-huh oh look at this go back to that photo look at that it's so martin luther king yeah i have a dream yeah one day my brothers and sisters will be hula hooping in the park.

1:02:24Yeah, zoom in in that photo. What are you thinking? I can't wait to steal her hula hoop. That's what he's doing.

1:02:34Bobby Lee:That's what he's doing. He's looking at the camera. He's like, damn, they got me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just about to steal that bitch's hula hoop. Yeah.

1:02:45Yeah, that is what it is.

1:02:48Bobby Lee:Look at zoom in. He's looking right at the camera. Yeah. He's looking Shit they got me Or he's thinking the bitches I like wouldn't use a hula hoop They're too fat

1:03:00That's what he's thinking

1:03:01Bobby Lee:He's like an 8 year old boy Mama why you got me Yeah yeah I've never seen a black guy hula hoop Can black guys He's googling I knew he was gonna google it Yeah Black guy hula hoop video Yeah Okay Oh, they do. They do. They do? Yeah, yeah. Uh-oh, let's see it. Yeah. Whoa. Wow. Oh, cause there's dancing involved. Oh, wow. That's why. That's why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There has to be dancing. Black guys won't hula hoop unless there's dancing, baby. Yeah. That's cool though, he can dance with it. That's incredible. That's so funny. It's so good. Whoa, dude, yeah. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah. Darnell, I heard your cousin hula hoops?

1:03:49Bobby Lee:Oh, but he be dancing hula hooping. He hula dancing in that motherfucker. Oh, get it, boy. Oh, get it. By the way, of course a black guy would make this look cool. Yeah, they look cool. It's unbelievable. Do a white guy fucking hula hooping. Go to white guy hula hooping and watch how insane a regular adult looks when they hula hoop. Yeah, white guy's got to be working out while he's hula hooping. Yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That is pretty cool, though. That is pretty cool. I don't know. Yeah. I've never seen a black guy hopscotching. Black guys hopscotch? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:04:22Well, they do when they're kids. No, as an adult. Adults don't hopscotch.

1:04:25Bobby Lee:Oh, I hopscotch all day. You be hopscotching? Yeah, I be hopscotching all day, dude. What's I eat? Okay. I hope everybody's having an amazing new year so far. We love you. We're excited to see where this year goes. What a great episode. Okay. So. What a good time. Good chemistry, you know what I mean? Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Back and forth, you know what I mean? Cruisin'. Cruise-mashumu. And you know what I mean? What's hut hut? We learned all that. Straight up. Straight up. You know what I mean? I hope everyone's having a great new day. I want everyone to do that. And most importantly. Yeah.

1:04:59Bobby Lee:Thank you for being a bad friend.

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