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9:31Bobby Lee:I'll take her wherever she wants to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. I'm going to take her on a dinner date. Nice restaurant. Yeah. You know what? She's going to live with me now. She's going to live with me and my wife, and she's going to be... And you know what? I need her, dude, because she's doing shit. No. Yeah, yeah, I need her, dude.

9:44Khalyla Kuhn:No, we need her at the house. You can't steal my Filipino. I'm taking her. You cannot steal my Filipino. Yes, I can. Yeah, yeah. I got it on discount.

9:51Bobby Lee:Do you have a contract? Do you have a contract with him?

9:54Khalyla Kuhn:No.

9:55Bobby Lee:No? Well, okay. You ought to get a lawyer, dude. You've never paid rent.

9:59Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, my God. Have you? No. Exactly. Free car, no rent. Who pays for your phone? I don't know. You pay. Exactly. You don't know that. Somebody told you. I do know. I just got it.

10:11Bobby Lee:You got the bill? Yeah, yeah, I got it. I just got it. Yeah, I do. Yeah. What else? What else is going on in life besides you not stocking the towels in the fridge?

10:19Khalyla Kuhn:Just babysitting, getting puke over.

10:22Bobby Lee:How many babies?

10:23Khalyla Kuhn:Two.

10:24Bobby Lee:Esther has two kids now.

10:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And you're watching. Have you met them?

10:27Bobby Lee:No.

10:27Khalyla Kuhn:He will never meet them. Why? Because he has a sphere. Didn't even get there. I don't have a what?

10:34Bobby Lee:Sphere. I don't know. Sphere? I've never met her babies. They're really cute. Yeah. I don't know when. How do I meet people's kids? It's like a, when do you? Come over to my house. No, thanks. I just don't want to.

10:47Khalyla Kuhn:I have like pool parties at my house with kids.

10:48Bobby Lee:Like I meet his daughter because he brings her here. If Esther came on the show and brought her kids, I'd need.

10:53Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but if I have a date, like I have like a pool party, you know what I mean, with all the kids, which I do. I'm not going to that. I go to adult pool parties. I know. Well, that's the problem. That's your problem. Why?

11:04Bobby Lee:Because Kalala has a baby, comes over.

11:06Khalyla Kuhn:Every Saturday you should come.

11:07Bobby Lee:No, put it in the cage. Don't you lock those things up? put some bananas in there and you can walk away for a couple hours white kids that's what you do with whites yeah yeah you lock them up and you do you know brandon yeah no and then you go do whatever you need to do yeah chad yeah chad sit yeah my parents used to leave me in the apartment and go to the bar around the corner and i'd look at them out the window walking to the god i wouldn't

11:30Khalyla Kuhn:i want a white kid slave you just leave it you do you can leave whites and you're gonna go clean that climb that cliff they love to climb the cliff we're big cliff climbers jump it off

11:40Bobby Lee:latchkey kids that's exactly right that's what we are yeah latchkey kids i was latchkey were you i was i was a survivor i was a survivor yeah we're out in these streets we're on the streets i was i was driven to it was dangerous elementary school the mashed potato gang they threw mashed potatoes at you that's right you for sure yeah yeah i got driven to school by a guy in a station wagon with his wife who could have easily been child abductors we just got put

12:05Khalyla Kuhn:in they were like people in the neighborhood yeah not good we had no homeless

12:10Bobby Lee:this is when i was in chicago so we had homeless but i mean growing up i had no homeless right

12:14Khalyla Kuhn:yeah and then when i first saw one it was like star star struck would you want to hug him it was like running into gandalfers there's two homeless people that were on the news they were

12:22Bobby Lee:boning right up the street from here yeah they're boning because when you're when you don't grow up

12:26Khalyla Kuhn:with homelessness and you come to la and you see it shocking it's great oh you like the movies yeah

12:32Bobby Lee:yeah yeah yeah it's like voldemort well you heard it here if you're a homeless person and you need somewhere to live we'll put up bobby's address down below yeah go to bobby's house yeah you

12:41Khalyla Kuhn:poked one yeah i didn't think it was real a homeless person yeah yeah and i went boop you're so hollywood it's so real you think it's all part of i thought it was all a part of cbs rad yeah

12:52Bobby Lee:casting the ai movie magic so you're just babysitting that's all you're doing yeah good pull the mic closer to your mouth it's been a long time it's been a long time well she doesn't

13:01Khalyla Kuhn:have the headphones on so she can't even hear that she can't yeah yeah yeah don't put it on

13:05Bobby Lee:It's fine. You don't want to ruin your hair.

13:07Khalyla Kuhn:You don't want to ruin your hair. She had some romantics. Romantics? Yeah.

13:13Bobby Lee:What happened to that guy you were dating? That guy that's long gone. That's it. He just came back.

13:18Khalyla Kuhn:Guava guy? Yeah.

13:19Bobby Lee:He came back into the picture? The Belgium guy. What happened with him? He came back. Did he not come back?

13:24Khalyla Kuhn:He just came back and that's it.

13:26Bobby Lee:Yeah. Oh, so you're dating again?

13:27Khalyla Kuhn:No.

13:28Bobby Lee:No, that's over.

13:30Khalyla Kuhn:No. Oh my God.

13:31Bobby Lee:It's not over. Friends with benefits.

13:33Khalyla Kuhn:No, it's just over. Are you playing the fifth? It's just something. Well, what is it? What, are you Fauci? Yeah.

13:40Bobby Lee:How the fuck did you let that happen? Yeah. How did you sleep at night? Yeah. What is it? So you just -

13:45Khalyla Kuhn:We're just talking. We're just blah, blah, blah. But it's not like there's a label in it.

13:50Bobby Lee:Yeah.

13:51Khalyla Kuhn:Labels are hard.

13:52Bobby Lee:Sure.

13:53Khalyla Kuhn:But especially in that age range, they don't fucking - They don't know. Yeah. Your generation, you don't even know how to do it. Yeah. So -

13:59Bobby Lee:Yeah. So if he texts you now to hang out, You're gonna hang out or go no no no

14:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah but he's in Belgium So how am I supposed to I thought you said he came back He came back last two weeks ago To hang out with her Did he stay at your place No she pays for an Airbnb No he did He did I don't have money for that

14:22Bobby Lee:He make you waffles I mean that's their thing

14:27Khalyla Kuhn:They love strawberries and waffles

14:30Bobby Lee:He's a white though Yeah Yeah he's handsome Shocked that you're with a white Traitor Yeah traitor After all this shit You talked about the whites Yeah yeah yeah Now you're back with a white

14:40Khalyla Kuhn:Well he's not that white

14:41Bobby Lee:Alright I don't wanna hear I don't wanna hear about that at all You like babies?

14:47Khalyla Kuhn:I'm okay with them

14:48Bobby Lee:She's good at them I would never hand you a baby

14:51Khalyla Kuhn:No she's so good with babies Oh my god they love her Doubt it Yeah Yeah she's like the Filipino version Of that one girl

14:59Bobby Lee:Hi Hello Timmy

15:02Khalyla Kuhn:Who's that guy? Miss Rachel? Yes. Okay. I call her that one girl. Yeah. Yeah. The kids love her.

15:10Bobby Lee:They do, huh? Yeah. Why do you think they love you?

15:13Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know.

15:14Bobby Lee:They feel safe around you.

15:16Khalyla Kuhn:Maybe. The babies. Auntie, auntie. But I got lady to like me. Oh my God, yeah. Who's that? Oh my God, you have no idea what I did the other night. What? It was like Lord of the Rings stuff. Adventure, I'll tell you that. Where did you go? In my house. I went to my house and I - A small venture. It's a small venture. And long. Bedroom and living room. And so Kalilah, they have a new dog. Lady, that's right, you said that. You know lady, right? Yeah, they named it lady.

15:45Bobby Lee:Yeah, and then I had to - Creative. Really stretching the bounds of - They are. It's a guy though, right?

15:51Khalyla Kuhn:She looks like Lady from the Trout. Lady and the Trout.

15:54Bobby Lee:Oh, that's original.

15:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah, hack. No. But that, yeah, she does look like that. Cute dog Cute dog So the other day She was gone Right And so this is what I do now She leaves him in the spare room So when she's gone for a long time I'll transfer the dogs into her room He never listens to me He's so incompetent It's like crazy And the reason why I put her in It gives her a time tick Because if you don't get home The dogs are going to poo and pee on your bed Yeah that's good It's good It's a lesson learned It's a lesson learned so I keep them in your room. I can't always be at the house. Well, get home soon because they're going to pee in your bed.

16:36Khalyla Kuhn:I'm just gone four hours and then you react like I'm gone for the whole day. No, that's not true at all. You said you're going to come over at seven. I can look at the game. What time? Now eight. Those are the four hours he's awake when you're gone. Yeah. Dude, you're so smart.

16:53Bobby Lee:God, you got it on lock. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. You need to free yourself from this prison.

17:00Khalyla Kuhn:I tell him I'm leaving at six I'll be back around like 11 10 11 and then he acts like I'm gone for the whole day and then he never listens to me and then the dogs shit everywhere in my room and he's like that's what you get that's what you get that's what you get yeah the irony being it's

17:19Bobby Lee:your house but not not all my dogs but it's your home exactly so the poop is still inside of the a home that you own. I understand. So this is kind of a double-edged sword. But it's her room. Sure, it's her room inside of a home that you own. Yeah. So still your house. When you move out, the poo house is still your house.

17:36Khalyla Kuhn:I know, then I do a deep plan. Ah, okay. And also, can I say this? The other day, I made a very nice spectacle in your bedroom where the cats vomit on it and all the trail of ants that went to your bed. Smart. Because I told you - That's a little extra flavor that I put in there. What? I told you don't let the cats inside the room and you left the door so wide open.

17:58Bobby Lee:Yeah.

17:59Khalyla Kuhn:And then there was so much vomit and ants.

18:02Bobby Lee:You're like the guy who lights the house on fire with his family in it and you stay in the house. Oh, yeah. You don't leave. I have to go down with the ship.

18:10Khalyla Kuhn:I'm one of those guys. Yeah.

18:11Bobby Lee:I'm finding because the heat we have baby lizards are in the house now. They found their way in.

18:15Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

18:15Bobby Lee:But I keep the problem was I keep trying to get them outside. I don't want to kill them. Yeah. So I keep trying to like scoop them into cups because if you grab them, they're so sensitive. I tried to grab one. The foot fell. They're so quick, right? Well, its foot fell off.

18:27Khalyla Kuhn:Really?

18:28Bobby Lee:No, they can regrow stuff. What are you ripping feet? Lizard feet? I went to grab it with my hand like this, but they're so sensitive. They're not good for touching. Its foot fucking came off. Wow. And then my wife was like, its foot's off. And then I tried to grab it again, and I felt like another piece of it fell off. Yeah. And so at this point, I sandal flicked it out because I'm trying not to kill it. Yeah, you killed it. Well, he's limbless now. You do it limb by limb. We call him Lieutenant Dan when he comes back. The poor fuck, though. This is the third lizard we've found in the house I've tried to get out.

19:00Bobby Lee:They're so small and quick. But he said, the pool guy said, it's because of all the heat that they're trying to come inside. Just keep them in. Yeah, I would say that. Keep them in. Listen here, poo room. Yeah, yeah. I don't want the lizards in the house because then other animals keep coming in. If the lizard's in there, that means other animals are in there.

19:19Khalyla Kuhn:It's a different house situation.

19:20Bobby Lee:Yeah we don't have poo inside of our house

19:22Khalyla Kuhn:We have like flies

19:23Bobby Lee:My wife and I don't even poo in our house we poo outside We have high ceilings have you been to his house? We dug a pit We have high ceilings we have regular ceilings They're like this Bobby said you have a mansion He would say that It's a regular house Carlos has been to my house It's a regular house Is it like your house? Growing up? No now He lives in an apartment

19:45Khalyla Kuhn:Exactly it's not like your house A house and an apartment is not the same thing God, you're getting very defensive. Yes, it is. Sure. They're both fucking, you know, lodgings. It's a normal nice house.

19:57Bobby Lee:Yes, it's a normal nice house. I don't think it's a normal. Okay. I really do. Don't get into this. You live in the hills, so cut it the fuck out. Hollywood Hills guy. Who are your neighbors? Corral. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Okay. Hollywood. You're Burt. Burt? Kreischer. He lives nowhere near me. What are you talking about? It's Flatland though. Oh, we live in the flats. Yes, we're Flatland guys. You guys are Flatland. We're Flatland people like you. You're flatland people. Just her face. Why don't you just get your own apartment? Just get your own apartment.

20:24Khalyla Kuhn:Well, I need an actual work, like job.

20:28Bobby Lee:Then he'll give you some money. No, I'm not. You should give her some money. Just clean my house. She can't.

20:33Khalyla Kuhn:I'm cleaning your house. I can't just do it every - Tonight. Oh, no, you're going out. You act like I gotta clean every hour. You act like I gotta feed the cats every hour. So I can't do that.

20:46Bobby Lee:Does your girlfriend is she staying at the house a lot or no she does yeah does she do it she's sleeping over more than nights more nights than not she's now it's getting there like do you think you'd move it she'd move in is that getting to a close point because we are this is kind of that time it's been what

21:03Khalyla Kuhn:over a year yeah yeah no it's not that time dude it's not you have no idea what you're talking about she should move in i think yeah yeah i think she should move in yeah it's been a year There's no time like today. And I'm going to say this, okay?

21:14Bobby Lee:You're 55 years old. It's not, it's not, dude, that, that. The next, okay. Like sands through an hourglass.

21:23Khalyla Kuhn:I have no idea.

21:23Bobby Lee:So are the days of our lives. Yeah, yeah.

21:25Khalyla Kuhn:That's exactly right.

21:26Bobby Lee:And let me tell you something. These days, they're numbered.

21:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

21:31Bobby Lee:And that's why I don't want to do it.

21:32Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, have her move in. No, no, no. I want her to live with us. You do. You love her. Oh, if she comes in, you're out. No. Yeah, yeah. Never mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're. Yeah, no. If she's in, you're out. That's okay. Because she's the best. And then where are you going to go? At the Calais. Okay. Good luck sleeping. You have a nice room now. Yeah. Don't you? Yeah.

21:56Bobby Lee:You're downstairs, aren't you?

21:57Khalyla Kuhn:No, upstairs. Oh. And also, I redesigned a room. Oh, you did? It's like a... Interior design. Oh, be careful what you wish for. Yeah. What? It's like what? It just looks like an incel room. Mmm. You living in it.

22:14Bobby Lee:Why is there no windows?

22:16Khalyla Kuhn:It's just dark. Yeah. The walls are dark.

22:19Bobby Lee:That's not incel. Darkness is not incel. Yeah. Yeah. It is. Bring up AI incel room. I guarantee it's just a dark room with a computer and a plate full of food and empty cans. That's not an incel room. That's an incel room. No, that's what. This one. That one. There it is. Yes. Your room looks like that.

22:35Khalyla Kuhn:Yes. No. It looks more like. Go up. Yeah. The first one. It looks more like that. yeah dark like that yes it does dark like that just dark walls yeah and that's your fucking living room high ceilings that's my living room i've just had one target on the wall

22:54Bobby Lee:yeah and a bunch of different blankets that don't match that could have been us that is us that's us in our in our core yeah so two nights ago i went to go see uh a quartet play michael jackson's greatest hits. It was amazing. A cellist, a piccolo, a violinist. And a monkey.

23:13Khalyla Kuhn:Going to a bar.

23:14Bobby Lee:Well, Bubbles was there. Bubbles was there. Yeah. Bubbles played.

23:17Khalyla Kuhn:He better.

23:18Bobby Lee:It was amazing, though. It was incredible. It was hard to not sing along. You forget how many songs that you're like, I know every one of these lyrics.

23:25Khalyla Kuhn:Off the Wall's great album, Thriller. Bad.

23:27Bobby Lee:You just know every lyric. Tell me if you want to. Annie. What? Tell me if you want to, Annie?

23:34Khalyla Kuhn:Tell me if you want to. Annie, you've been bit by smooth criminal. You got bit by smooth criminal. If you said that to your girlfriend when Julio went off. Annie, don't do it again. Annie, don't do it one day. It'll one day, Annie. You've been bit by smooth criminal.

23:52Bobby Lee:Yeah.

23:53Khalyla Kuhn:That's exactly what it is.

23:54Bobby Lee:That's exactly what it is. But I love it. There was, yeah, Mikey Skyped in to the show. That was in a Men in Black movie. Yeah, Men in Black 2. Yeah. That was what that screenshot is from.

24:09Khalyla Kuhn:I'm slow.

24:10Bobby Lee:So nothing new in your world other than babysitting. You're just babysitting? Yeah. What's your career going to be now? Now that you're free and clear of all schooling.

24:18Khalyla Kuhn:No, I still have to go back to school.

24:20Bobby Lee:Wait, I thought you were done. No, she's in school.

24:22Khalyla Kuhn:Graduate school.

24:23Bobby Lee:Oh, grad school. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your degree in?

24:26Khalyla Kuhn:Hotel financing.

24:29Bobby Lee:She's going to buy hotels?

24:33Khalyla Kuhn:What is it? Business management. Environmental health, but I think I'm just going to switch it to nursing.

24:40Bobby Lee:Like a good old Filipino.

24:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. You're going to hate that job. It's the fastest way to get a job immediately. Yeah, yeah. But you're going to hate that job. I know you're working. Then you can be a podcaster after that. Was Kalilah a nurse, yeah? Yeah, she was. Yeah, at the Kalai, her sister at the Cointin. Yeah, yeah.

25:01Bobby Lee:You got to be a nurse. It's in your blood.

25:03Khalyla Kuhn:but I can't wait for first day and she's gonna come over and I'm gonna go see

25:08Bobby Lee:you're gonna hate it

25:09Khalyla Kuhn:I'll just work for like two years and then I'll just retire you're gonna make enough money to retire for two years you're gonna be running back to podcasting

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28:45Khalyla Kuhn:Watch the Odyssey the next time we talk.

28:49Bobby Lee:Say it louder under the mic.

28:51Khalyla Kuhn:Just watch the Odyssey the next time we talk about it.

28:54Bobby Lee:So Andres texted me. What is that? And there was available tickets for, cause I went fishing two nights in a row.

29:03Khalyla Kuhn:That's not it.

29:05Bobby Lee:Oh, it's not? No. Oh, I thought that's the Odyssey.

29:07Khalyla Kuhn:That's not the Odyssey, no.

29:08Bobby Lee:I went fishing for tickets and all of the 70 mils are totally sold out. The IMAXs, there's a few, but first row. All right, find me.

29:19Khalyla Kuhn:You want to go? Find us an IMAX ticket. Buy it now. Three or four. Put six in there. Yeah, but the problem is that when, though? That's really hard. I'll tell you why. Because it's going until September 12th. Now it goes. So we can wait until I get back from Australia. Get it. I'll buy it now. I'm working right now. Yeah, we will. We'll buy them today. But you're not going to buy them. No, I will right after the show. 70 mil 70 millimeter imax imax yeah i'll pay for it australia and hawaii yeah we'll do it

29:49Bobby Lee:a traveling man yeah i'm a traveling man made a lot of country road take me home yes to the west

30:00Khalyla Kuhn:place where i found i belong west virginia ver carl mountain mama take me home take me home Country Road

30:12Bobby Lee:Country Road Exactly Do you know who sings that song? John Denver Thank you Was that for me? No I was looking this way

30:20Khalyla Kuhn:It's one trivia I know Yeah Do you know that song? Yeah Yeah No she does No you don't I do Sing it Take me home Yeah West Virginia Yeah yeah Country Road Country Road There's no Colorado in it Colorado? In the song

30:38Bobby Lee:It's West Virginia It's about West Virginia

30:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah but there's no colorado there could be yeah yeah see if there's colorado in that song almost heaven not at all okay zoom in there's heaven in west country rose take me home to the place where i belong west virginia mountain mama not colorado that's what i told you yeah you already said that sorry my bad i don't ever read it you know i just memorize the songs like the annie one yeah you do what

31:04Bobby Lee:they do in japan where they do phonetics they just i love phonetics so they where they just figure out what they think it sounds like that's crazy have you ever seen that when they do concerts from people from america and they don't speak any english but they phonetically understand all the that's how i sung all my life yeah i know yeah i know yeah annie are you okay yeah annie are you

31:20Khalyla Kuhn:okay what's going on with annie she's not well she's not okay she's not i know i know that from the lyrics but is is she hurt it's it's it seems like it he's asked her so many times if she's

31:30Bobby Lee:okay at this point yeah how many times she asked her oh my god dude type in how many times did Michael Jackson, ask Annie if she's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, let's take a guess. I would say... I would say she's okay 24 times.

31:44Khalyla Kuhn:I would say it's 50 some odd times. Yeah. 40 times. 40 times. Or in the middle.

31:49Bobby Lee:Yeah.

31:49Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Annie, are you okay? I'd say, Annie, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? Annie, are you okay? It's so hard to say. Annie, are you okay? Yeah. Is that what the lyrics are? Look like me. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Annie, are you okay? So are you two okay? Are you okay, Annie? Yeah. That's a lot.

32:09Bobby Lee:I don't think that's that hard to say. Say it. Annie, are you okay? Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

32:14Khalyla Kuhn:That's not what it says. It says, Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay?

32:18Bobby Lee:Yeah, but it's so is not in the rhythm of it. It goes, so, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? Oh, yeah. S - организ from Jessica's instagram PA slash

32:27Khalyla Kuhn:I got it. Suss Healthy, are you okay? Suss�� literating PA accent. So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? You've been hit by.

32:33Bobby Lee:smooth there it is that's it you've been struck by why'd you say hit because it goes you've been hit by you've been struck by a smooth criminal someone with such musical talent that you have i have no musical credible you don't know how to read music okay or lyrics or lyrics or lyrics

32:48Khalyla Kuhn:shut up i don't know what's going on today i don't like it it's a wild little day it's a wild yeah i'm lost so your life's not exciting it is exciting she gets looking she looks forward to him when she comes she gets looking i i i dude i'm off today what are you saying she gets looking his brain is off like with his vocal cords yeah something's wrong yeah you like maybe take a

33:10Bobby Lee:gabapentin it's like you need to be reconnected it's like they fucked up the wires yeah like they put one towards the other thing and they're like shit that was the r rq wire okay i apologize

33:19Khalyla Kuhn:let me get back into your here no fine let me grind it and i think i'm gonna take a gabapentin

33:24Bobby Lee:Yeah, take a gab.

33:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I'm gonna take a gab.

33:27Bobby Lee:A nerve inhibitor.

33:28Khalyla Kuhn:A nerve inhibitor.

33:29Bobby Lee:Are those ballet shoes?

33:31Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

33:32Bobby Lee:Are you in ballet now?

33:34Khalyla Kuhn:No, it's just -

33:35Bobby Lee:You're a ballet?

33:36Khalyla Kuhn:It's just a trend right now.

33:37Bobby Lee:Yeah. Is that a popular thing now? Yeah.

33:40Khalyla Kuhn:Ballet flats.

33:40Bobby Lee:How do you know that? Because Skim's awesome. They have them.

33:44Khalyla Kuhn:How could you keep up? You know, it's funny, when she sings in the kitchen and I try to join, she doesn't like it. Me? Yeah. Sing? Yeah, you and Issa do this where you go. I said, you're making me know it. If you wanna know it's real time. Sabrina Carpenter? Yeah, whatever. And then she's chopping things, right? Do you wanna know in real time? Time. You know that song. Do you wanna know in real time? We got everyone to know. Hey, hey, go, go. We got everyone to know. Do you wanna have a good time? And she's chopping her way. So then I'll come in And I'll go Are you ready to have A good time too Yeah the backup Right the backup And she goes Stop it Tito Papi Don't sing with me Why do you guys do that Why don't you let him sing It's just his energy It's bad or good Singing energy No it's not And then it's like And then you'll never Even tell me who's singing Like what are you singing You don't ask You don't ask the song Who sings that

34:46Bobby Lee:Do you want to have a good time

34:47Khalyla Kuhn:Here here here we go We got no bandana to go Don't go Go, go, go, go, go. Everyone knows they wanna know.

34:57Bobby Lee:Do you wanna have a good time? You know that song?

35:01Khalyla Kuhn:Go, go, here we go. We don't ever wanna know.

35:06Bobby Lee:That could be a song.

35:07Khalyla Kuhn:It sounds like a song. I know. It really does. I know it does. You sang Purple Rain? I did. Yeah. That was nice. I went like this. I went, purple rain, purple rain.

35:23Khalyla Kuhn:I see why she's with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sang that. I'll tell you that right now. Do you ever hum to yourself? I sing to the dog a lot. What do you sing?

35:32Bobby Lee:Just make made up songs.

35:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's what I just did.

35:35Bobby Lee:But to the dog.

35:36Khalyla Kuhn:So I'm the dog. Who? I'm the dog.

35:41Bobby Lee:Who? What? What? Someone in the well? Hello. What's wrong? Song song. Song song? Oh, what are you? Oh, you want a song song? Oh, he's asking for that. I want to do it.

35:54Bobby Lee:I sing songs. Don't you sing songs to the dog? Sing me a song, fuck face. My little sweetie, sweetie pup. She's my sweetie, sweetie pup. We go outside and have the treats in the sun. And she's my sweetie, sweetie pup. We went swimming yesterday. It was so fun, dude.

36:12Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, she goes in the water.

36:13Bobby Lee:She jumps on me. If I'm like sitting on like a raft. None of our animals do that. They won't go on you or near it? No, they don't like the water. well for a long time she was freaked out you know why we used to have at the old place we had one of those like um solar covers that goes over the pool to keep it warm in the winter and she a ball went on it and she jumped onto the solar cover because it looks like it's stable it's quicksand to them she sunk into it yeah they don't like it and our friend jeff dove i mean like because we're all hanging out outside and i see it out of the corner of my eye and he's already like superman parallel like mid-flight diving but did it collapse on itself and drowned no no no she's alive you've seen my dog yeah he grabbed her out of it it was fucking unbelievable yeah he was a savior he was a hero he was a hero that day we salute him every time we see him who your your

36:59Khalyla Kuhn:friend my friend my buddy i say i would have never jumped in thank you jeff no you would for your dog for any for your dog i mean oh you okay yeah that's self i would have watched you watch my dog die no i would have watched and then i would have processed and then what i do is i go what do i do So there's three little stages there That's kind of how you reacted Yeah I did when she got bit I processed it too late You just held her leg I held her leg up like this But he was still with him attached to it Okay that helps You didn't say stop or try to get him off I didn't even know what was going on to be honest with you When a dog is biting someone you didn't know what was going on The screaming and all that I have to process all that So stage four is when I do something The blood when the blood comes Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

37:44Khalyla Kuhn:I guess it's good you don't have kids.

37:46Bobby Lee:It may be. Well, because then, I mean, if a baby falls in a pool, you can't process. Am I by? Am I by by? I'm off today, right?

37:55Khalyla Kuhn:It's like someone hit him like a cartoon and he speaks like. Yeah, did you fall on your head?

37:59Bobby Lee:I did. Yeah. Yeah. You know what you sound like right now? You sound like right before you fall asleep. You know when someone's talking to you right before you fall asleep and you start mumbling, you're like, well, we're in a carpool lane. You know, you start saying shit. My wife says that all the time. She'll be in full conversation. I'll be sleeping on the couch. and half in and out and she'll be asking me and I'll be like, oh, there's got to be a side bit about that. Yeah, that's where I'm at. I do that all the time. I'm in mid. She's like, do you know what you were saying last night? Before you, I was like, no, I have no idea.

38:24Bobby Lee:Yeah. Because when I start, when I nod off on the couch, see, I'm almost impossible to get to bed. Yeah. If I'm on the couch and comfy with the dog, I'm most likely not going to make it to the bed to fall asleep. I'll probably just fall asleep on the couch. And then I wake up to piss and then I'll come up and go to bed. No, no.

38:39Khalyla Kuhn:So what time do you usually wake up on the couch? To pee? Like if you realize

38:43Bobby Lee:5.30 I wake up to pee

38:45Khalyla Kuhn:Now have you smoked weed or drank a little bit or no?

38:49Bobby Lee:No sometimes I'm just tired

38:50Khalyla Kuhn:So you just fall asleep and then when you get back to bed Do you wake your wife up or no?

38:54Bobby Lee:She inevitably is waking up because I jump in the bed I cannonball in

38:58Khalyla Kuhn:Right that's not good

38:59Bobby Lee:Well you gotta let her know you're home

39:00Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah I like to make silence

39:02Bobby Lee:Oh you're a little ninja Ninja in the night

39:04Khalyla Kuhn:I tiptoe right I do slow like blankie I do the slow blanks Slow blanks? Yeah, yeah, I go like this Slowly get in there

39:16Bobby Lee:See, I can't do it Because then the dog wakes You can't get in there Well, the dogs are in her room

39:21Khalyla Kuhn:You know, peeing and shitting So it's like, yeah I'm just privately slowly I never wake her up

39:27Bobby Lee:It's impossible

39:29Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no

39:30Bobby Lee:I've got it on lock The quiet stuff Yeah, but she must be a good sleeper My wife wakes up It's impossible She's just like, well, if she hears the door Well, you're a big guy I'm trying to lose some weight

39:40Khalyla Kuhn:No you're a big guy

39:41Bobby Lee:I'm gonna get on Magovi

39:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah just the fucking shadow alone would be scary

39:48Khalyla Kuhn:If I was like in the dark And I see like something walk by

39:51Bobby Lee:So if you're in the dark and then a shadow in the dark comes by Your shadow So a dark shadow in a dark room Yep exactly You think my shadow is so looming that it can No because you're not getting

40:01Khalyla Kuhn:I haven't given you a picture Give me the picture When I go to bed right I put a mini light on in the bathroom. Like a nightlight. Exactly. Why not? And then, so I can see shadows walking by. Why would you want that? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, but if your shadow walked by, I would know. It would scare me.

40:22Bobby Lee:Yeah, big shadow. Yeah. But anyway, don't do it. That's my nickname, big shadow. Big shadow. The dog and I fell asleep on the couch last night. She fell asleep on my head. Did she lick your face? She, if I'm snuggled in the corner, she'll sleep in the corner with me. but sometimes because I'm fat, the cushion will like lean into the couch. You know what I mean? It's like, it dips in. Yeah. And then so she will slide in and then she'll end up just flopping on my head.

40:48Khalyla Kuhn:How many golf trips you going, daddy?

40:50Bobby Lee:That's what she says. And I say, as many as I want, you little bitch. Yeah. And that's how daddy takes care of this family.

40:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I like it.

40:58Bobby Lee:How many golf trips? I gotta go. What else do I have? It's the only thing I like.

41:03Khalyla Kuhn:Bed rot, the way I've been doing.

41:04Bobby Lee:I don't want to bed rot, dude. I don't want to be in bed. You're not a bed rotter. Oh, she's taught me. You become a bed rotter. She taught me bed rotting. I thought you were up in that. Now you got to babysit. You got to be up. You can't lay in bed all day.

41:17Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but when I'm not babysitting, I'd rather do nothing. Dude, somewhere in the house, she's like asleep somewhere. Do you eat in bed? No. No. You do. No, I don't. You nibble. Do I? No. No, I don't. Never? Bro, fuck you. Hmm. Oh, sure. Yeah, watch your mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't. I'm not nasty. I've just started eating in bed. Like fried chicken. Let me throw some stuff out and you see you in bed. Go ahead. Would you eat fried chicken? In bed? Yeah, Kentucky fried chicken. Sure.

41:47Bobby Lee:Extra crispy. No, not Kentucky fried. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Popeye's, yeah.

41:50Khalyla Kuhn:No, but the skin will get on.

41:52Bobby Lee:The fried skin.

41:53Khalyla Kuhn:No. On your bed?

41:54Bobby Lee:No, because I made a makeshift bowl that goes under my... I tie it around my neck. It's like a little bib.

41:59Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

42:00Bobby Lee:So it catches all... All right. Pizza. Pizza. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. absolutely and i get it hot where the cheese is drippy yeah oh three three stacked pancakes

42:11Khalyla Kuhn:that's where i draw the line blueberries can't do pancakes because the stickiness of the syrup

42:14Bobby Lee:yeah now you're thinking now you're not kidding see chips no crumbs too crumbly too crumbly too crumbly for me yeah yeah um how about this ramen if you're in bed with me yeah yeah okay good yeah

42:27Khalyla Kuhn:i'll bring it over tonight i love those parties and then um okay well those are this is actually a really good idea for like a restaurant that you eat in bed that'd be real that you eat in bed

42:38Bobby Lee:we serve you in a bed yeah what was the name of the place that used to be on third street the where you ate in like those big comfy it was it was like a big it was like an indian restaurant and you ate on the ground but you ate in like these huge comfy what street is on it's on third no i don't know electric lotus yes electric is that right there was there used to be an electric lotus in los filas no what was the one on third street oh man dude i used to love that you like literally laid on a big electronic what are you doing electric karma electric electric it's always electric yeah so well it's gotta be yeah yeah indians love to be they have not gotten electricity yet that's why exactly okay that's no see go to the room go to the big room what's your favorite thing in an indian restaurant butter chicken butter chicken butter chicken man no what do i I like curries.

43:24Bobby Lee:I like curry. Curry. Yellow. I like... Red curry.

43:29Khalyla Kuhn:Garlic non. Red curry, yellow curry. Garlic non.

43:32Bobby Lee:Corma I like. Veggie corma, love. I love veggie corma. What's the level of spicy? Medium, I can't do... They get too hot for me. Yeah, medium maybe.

43:41Khalyla Kuhn:You like Indian? Yeah. Which one where do you go? El Merch. Yes.

43:46Bobby Lee:The first time we went to Rome, we went to the Coliseum, and you wait in these long lines outside, and there were Indian guys selling bottles of water. And I loved it because the way they, it was like a song to them. They'd go, water, water, water, water for your health. Water, water, water. Water for your health. And I had to buy from him. I was like, the water guy has got me.

44:05Khalyla Kuhn:Very good.

44:05Bobby Lee:There he is. Water, water, water. Yeah. But they go up to this long line. By the way, they must make banks selling bottles of water. They sell it for a euro. They probably buy it, you know, a pack for 12 for a buck. The ancient Roman trade with India.

44:20Khalyla Kuhn:Spices, they love that. Yeah. You know what I mean? They did. They kill it with the spice.

44:24Bobby Lee:They know what they're doing.

44:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. The whole spice trade was through India, right?

44:28Bobby Lee:If it weren't for them, you know, whites wouldn't have all the flavor.

44:32Khalyla Kuhn:They had no... Why didn't you guys do flavor before? We were scared of it. Yeah. Now you love it. We're still scared of it. Yeah. What flavors did you discover during that trade? Nutmeg? Cardamom. Cardamom.

44:43Bobby Lee:Cardamom.

44:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. What else did you get from there?

44:46Bobby Lee:Tarragon.

44:47Khalyla Kuhn:Tarragon was a good one.

44:49Bobby Lee:Staranise.

44:50Khalyla Kuhn:Staranise is another one. Yeah.

44:53Bobby Lee:paprika. Let's go basic though. Pepper and salt was huge.

45:00Bobby Lee:That really shook us. Garlic was huge. Yeah. Oh, garlic. Garlic fucked you up. No, but garlic, I think. Changed the world. No, but Italy garlic already. They had a lot of garlic. They use garlic on fucking anything. Right. They garlic in their cereal. But in England and... I'm not British. I'm Irish and Italian. Yeah, you're right. But the Brits, yeah. The British people just got hot sauce about a year and a half ago, I think.

45:21Khalyla Kuhn:Right. It was banned.

45:23Bobby Lee:They banned it. No hot sauce in Britain, please. When you say hot sauce -

45:28Khalyla Kuhn:The rise of black pepper.

45:29Bobby Lee:Huge, black gold, baby.

45:31Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

45:31Bobby Lee:Cinnamon, cardamom, and ginger.

45:33Khalyla Kuhn:Ginger were big ones.

45:35Bobby Lee:I need to get back to cooking, man. I can't cook for shit. I keep trying to cook at the house, and I ruined it twice.

45:41Khalyla Kuhn:What would you cook?

45:42Bobby Lee:I was trying to cook this, like,

45:47Bobby Lee:mussels, pasta mussels.

45:49Khalyla Kuhn:That's such a difficult thing to do at home.

45:51Bobby Lee:Yeah, I learned that.

45:52Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Yeah. Go basic.

45:54Bobby Lee:But I wanted linguine with mussels. Sounded really nice with the white wine. Bongo.

45:58Khalyla Kuhn:Bongo. I can do a bolognese sauce.

46:01Bobby Lee:Bolognese I can do.

46:02Khalyla Kuhn:Already pre-made though. Yeah.

46:04Bobby Lee:You open a can. That's absolutely not.

46:07Khalyla Kuhn:You homemade? You homemade? Yes. You homemade? I homemade it. Give me the ingredients. Tomato sauce. Tomato sauce? No. Tomatoes? Tomatoes. Do you puree them? Do you heat them? Do you cook them? What do you do? Well, I take extract it. I extract the tomatoes out. How? What? Through precision and equipment. Use a precision maker? Yeah. So I have all the equipment. You have a tabletop precisioner? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty impressive. It liquidates the tomatoes into a thick sauce. You bought a liquidator as well? Exactly. So you have all these - I caught up the garlic. You caught up the garlic?

46:40Khalyla Kuhn:You caught up to the garlic? I don't care what I say. No, it's just shocking to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I cut up the garlic, all right, into thine. Thine? There's something wrong. Whoa! You ever call a business and get sent straight to a voicemail that's clearly from 2015 and just hang up? You ever have that?

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49:51Bobby Lee:You're fine. Yeah, I smell cinnamon. Why do people smell toast when they have a stroke? What a weird thing to smell because I really like toast. They could have made it something, but it should have been something bad.

50:02Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, something bad.

50:02Bobby Lee:What does this say? Phantom smells are linked to temporal lobe seizures, everyday sinus issues, than a typical stroke. In fact, even when I make toast, I don't smell toast. This is a good thing. That says it's a pop culture myth. Smelling burnt toast. It's not even real. Missing brain cells during a partial seizure, especially in temporal lobe, can trigger false sensory input. What's wrong? Smoke rubber toast.

50:20Khalyla Kuhn:You should call it a co-indulator later. Why? Just in case you don't have a stroke. I don't have a stroke. I don't know.

50:26Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah, yeah. Speak a different language real fast to me. He's fine. He's fine.

50:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, very good.

50:33Bobby Lee:Here's the Belfast warning signs. Balance, sudden loss of balance. I'm fine. Face, arm, speech. Raise both your arms above your head. Oh no.

50:41Khalyla Kuhn:Oh fuck, dude, I got it.

50:44Bobby Lee:Give me another one. Sudden moments of pointing to the sky are very indicative of stroke. Speech, slurred, strange, hard to understand. Oh no. Oh no, I'm in trouble.

50:54Khalyla Kuhn:No, I hope you don't have one, that's dangerous. Well, I mean, if it happens, it happens. We'll have to switch it up.

50:59Bobby Lee:Well, no, that's not the, we don't want that.

51:00Khalyla Kuhn:We'll have to switch it up.

51:02Bobby Lee:you know we'll get the views yeah well thanks fancy cares more about the views than your than

51:08Khalyla Kuhn:your actual health yeah the death episode would be big i was mad you didn't come to dinner with me and swartzen that bummed us out yeah you know we had a lovely dinner things have changed guy what's changed relationship i'm busier i have more time than i'm giving to somebody else

51:24Bobby Lee:okay but we're both married and we both found time to go to dinner together and we invited you because we wanted the boys to get together.

51:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but when you say downtown and sushi, I get scared. And I already know what he's going to get. Scallops. He didn't get scallops. Yeah, he always gets scallops.

51:40Bobby Lee:No, this place was actually fantastic, but it wasn't just sushi. We got, what's it called when it's on the - Let me guess. The grill strips, you know, what is that called? Grilled meats on the -

51:51Khalyla Kuhn:Carabuto.

51:52Bobby Lee:Carabuto. Yeah. Oh, and we got Yacamanago. Yeah.

51:57Khalyla Kuhn:It's always Abada. It's always a barra like, you know, yeah, it's a capabara.

52:01Bobby Lee:Rarabata. Arrabiata. Arrabiata. But we talked about you. We were mad that you didn't go. You didn't talk about me. I'm always in love.

52:08Khalyla Kuhn:That's why.

52:09Bobby Lee:I know. It's weird. It's weird to see you in love like this. I'm not in love, man. What does it even mean? I love her. Slow burn this fucker. Do you say I love you?

52:16Khalyla Kuhn:I do.

52:17Bobby Lee:Okay. You're in love. If you say I love you.

52:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I love you too, though. Am I in love with you? Yep. That's true. Yeah. That's true. That's not a good example.

52:28Bobby Lee:I mean, who in this room are you not in love with? Right. I kind of like her, but sometimes I hate her. Why don't you put up a checklist of things she has to do during the day? You know, like a chore. She won't do it, dude. And also, you know what a lot of... But it's rewards, like a dog. Like if she does something right, you give her a reward.

52:47Khalyla Kuhn:Well, she hasn't cleaned my room in a very long time. Well, let's offer a reward right now. Four days. I know. So how about this? Can I say this? I want to say this Before you go out tonight Because you're going out You better clean it Where are you going tonight?

53:03Bobby Lee:Are you going out?

53:04Khalyla Kuhn:OC Fair

53:05Bobby Lee:The Orange County Fair You're going to drive to Orange County for the fair? Yeah What's at the fair?

53:10Khalyla Kuhn:There's games

53:11Bobby Lee:It's like a carnival right?

53:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah It's fun Who are you going with? Hillary Yeah and then She only goes there to get recognized What? You love getting recognized there I don't get recognized Do you take pictures at the OC Fair with people And they come up to you? No Yeah, you do. Does anybody, is no one's ever asked you for a photo?

53:29Bobby Lee:Oh, I want to go to the alien abduction, the air raid. Yeah. The big wheel. Do you go on these rides?

53:35Khalyla Kuhn:No, I hate rides.

53:36Bobby Lee:Yeah. Well, then what else is at the fair?

53:38Khalyla Kuhn:Games. Livestock.

53:40Bobby Lee:Oh, there's animals.

53:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, animals. Food.

53:43Bobby Lee:Food. Food. Food. I never, have you been to the OC fair? I've never been to that. I don't like fairs. I've never been to that. Yeah, you like unfairs. Yeah. Oh, there's a grand champion cow right there. Oh, yeah. 2017 we're still talking about that guy yeah market well after we ate and we talked about

54:00Khalyla Kuhn:him no he's delicious yeah he was very delicious when you when they win it then you can bid for it and we bid it for the 2017 right huge and we got to what i think uh 300 maybe just about yeah 325 give or take yeah yeah we bought it we had a hell of a time eating them so many t-bones so

54:21Bobby Lee:many t-bones way too many side hip we ate some side hip yeah you want to talk about a weird gig I had yesterday. I was talking to Carlos on the phone. Good God. What was it? I did a private gig yesterday. Like a corporate.

54:30Khalyla Kuhn:Why do you do that? A corporate? Yeah.

54:33Bobby Lee:Well, you don't do corporate gigs? No, I've never done it. Why not?

54:36Khalyla Kuhn:Because there's too many rules.

54:38Bobby Lee:Well, this was no rules. I could do whatever I wanted. There was nothing. It was just, it was an interesting day. Tell me. I did it at the Reagan library.

54:44Khalyla Kuhn:How many people?

54:46Bobby Lee:Nine. Nine. No, how many people were there? Nine. Nine. No.

54:49Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

54:49Bobby Lee:Yeah. And you just stand up in front of nine people. I brought Joey Cerrone from the comedy story. You know, Joey? Yeah. He's hilarious. The big guy. Yeah, he's like 6 '8", 6 '9". I brought Joey. I was like, you got to come with me and do this gig and open it up because I can't cold open to a room at the Reagan Library to nine guys. Yeah, how much time did he do? He did 15. And then you went up. And it seemed like a... Eternity. Well, yeah, you know the beginning of Star Wars? That's what it felt like. I was like, this role is never going to end. Yeah, yeah. He did 15 and I had to do like 30 or 40.

55:17Bobby Lee:Tough, tough, tough, tough.

55:18Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, I've done... I mean, I've done corporate... Nine guys. Yeah, yeah, that's... So hard. No. So hard.

55:24Bobby Lee:That's a no for me. But we had a great time. Who went? Me and Joey Cerrone. Did these guys go? No, hell no. He literally sent me the map of the Reagan Library, and he's like, you're going to be parking next to an F-14. We parked my car under a fucking fighter jet. Wow. And we walked inside. And Joey was like, I think I'm scared. Yeah. And I was like, this is, yeah. And then they brought us into a ballroom, which is the green room. It was massive. Yeah. And it was just a table with popcorn and a mountain valley water. Oh, my God. And she's like, do you need anything else? So I was like, no, just maybe, maybe to know where the exits are.

55:56Bobby Lee:I was so freaked out, man. Doing these private gigs are so hard to do. Cause you want, you like go in being like, I'm going to have fun. I'm going to make them laugh, but they're so hard. It's nine guys in a room. Yeah. And by the way, guess what time it was at?

56:06Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God. Let me guess. 2 PM. 1 45.

56:09Bobby Lee:Oh my God.

56:10Khalyla Kuhn:That's even a more of a nightmare. 1 45. Oh, wow.

56:13Bobby Lee:And I was like, and I asked, I said, why in the middle of the day? Because they, what, they went to the Dodger game. Yeah. They needed to take a, they needed to get to the Dodger. Yeah. No, but it was it. I'm not saying anything bad about him. Very nice guys. You can't. No, I'm saying you can't do well in those scenarios. It's so hard. It's so hard to do stand up in the dead middle of the day in a room with nine people and they're not prepped. By the way, the woman putting it together goes, this is even funnier, you're gonna laugh. The woman put, are you in a blue chew right now?

56:38Khalyla Kuhn:He's checking if it's gold. Yeah, it had to be gold.

56:40Bobby Lee:You're fine. The woman who put it together, the sweet woman that was there, Karen, who I love, she goes, and the best part is they don't know they're getting a comedy show today. I was like, that's not the best part. That's not the best part, no. I go, they don't know. They didn't know.

56:55Khalyla Kuhn:Surprise. No one told me that either. No, no.

56:58Bobby Lee:I didn't know until we were already there. And then Joey. So they're not fans. No. No.

57:02Khalyla Kuhn:They didn't go Andrew Santino and they stood up. Oh my God.

57:05Bobby Lee:That's not true. Ask Joey Serona. Call him right now if you want me to. I'm going to call Joey. Ask him. Wow, Andrew. I literally said on stage, Joey can vouch. I said, hey, how many guys know who I am? Not one hand was raised. No, it can't be, it can't be.

57:20Khalyla Kuhn:It was incredible.

57:21Bobby Lee:I loved it. It's wild. Well, I had to laugh through it. Like, what are you going to do? It was insane. Was it a birthday present? No, it was like a boy's trip corporate gig for this guy. Don't have his number. You want me to call him? No. Okay. Yeah, yeah. It was insane. But we still had fun. That's why you bring someone that you like on the road. Yeah.

57:42Khalyla Kuhn:I went on the road. I bought Jeremy Watkins once to a corporate thing.

57:46Bobby Lee:Jeremiah Watkins? Yeah.

57:47Khalyla Kuhn:Or his twin brother Jeremy Whatever his name is And then

57:50Bobby Lee:I know I'm off today You're Serene We're calling you Serene Branson From now on I'm so sorry Yeah I'm sorry Terrace Hazen's head to the pits Go to the pits So um It's a very heavy Burlitation Tonight Jerry

58:03Khalyla Kuhn:Jerry Watkins I brought on the road You big dog Jay Watt Yeah Jay Watt And He bummed so hard He bummed so hard He'll even If I call him He'll even pick up Yeah And talk about it He bummed so hard all you can hear in the distance is my hyena laugh that's all you can hear wait a corporate gig in vegas yeah yeah it was nightmare and um he was doing physical things yeah you gotta try yeah yeah yeah it didn't work what are you smoking on what is that it's like a vape sorry i apologize um you're back to smoking cigarettes too i tell you i've been through a lot of anxiety in the the last couple of weeks.

58:44Bobby Lee:I know, but I thought you were quitting the cigarettes for good.

58:45Khalyla Kuhn:I know, but I was in such high anxiety that I'm like, there's no other way to do it but this.

58:50Bobby Lee:I get it. You got to get through whatever you need to do.

58:52Khalyla Kuhn:I had to go through it. It was tough.

58:53Bobby Lee:That's fine. Yeah. Well, you're here on the other side. I went through a mental... Yeah, go ahead. No drugs. I heard you're doing drugs again.

59:00Khalyla Kuhn:I'm not doing drugs.

59:01Bobby Lee:Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weed? When's the last time you had weed?

59:05Khalyla Kuhn:Last year or January.

59:07Bobby Lee:Wow. When you go out tonight to the fair, are you drinking at the fair?

59:10Khalyla Kuhn:I don't like to drink.

59:11Bobby Lee:Do your friends drink? No. Microdose? No. The new generation doesn't drink booze. Yeah, they microdose. Kids don't do that. Yeah. They take a gummy, right? You take a gummy? No. Wow. Yeah. So how are you guys hiding your pain? Yeah, what are you doing to mask all the problems?

59:29Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know.

59:31Bobby Lee:You got to discover it. So in your group of friends, nobody drinks booze, huh?

59:36Khalyla Kuhn:There's some, but it's not like they need it for every time we hang out.

59:40Bobby Lee:Wow.

59:41Khalyla Kuhn:So you don't have any drug addict friends. You got to get one.

59:44Bobby Lee:Yeah, they're fun.

59:44Khalyla Kuhn:It's more exciting.

59:45Bobby Lee:Yeah, then you can start a podcast with one one day. Yo, dude. Yeah, yeah, stop. What? Oh, it's really good. Yeah. It's my favorite thing in the world. Stop, stop. What? I'm a child of addiction. We relate.

59:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

59:57Bobby Lee:$830 billion in global market value over a four-year period leading to 2026, Bloomberg tracking.

1:00:03Khalyla Kuhn:The global alcohol industry has lost that much?

1:00:06Bobby Lee:They've lost$830 billion. Why? Kids don't drink alcohol, dude. It's gone. and because of all these health influencers online now being like what are you getting out of drinking anyway and people are like all right so i'm not gonna do people eating sardines and stuff all day long sardines and beans there's a there's a shop on melrose yeah like me shop on melrose called sardines and beans no it's pretty impressive dude it's it's actually but then they say stuff like look look is it really a shop like call it that sardines and beans on melrose is that a real place of course not oh no i was gonna go now no i know yeah yeah it's built for you but I think like with our generation like you know I like to have a couple of soda pops and I like it but I do think yeah it's not great for you and people know it but but then the argument is is it taking away from some social aspects of the world but also less sex so less sex less alcohol well less alcohol good less sex bad because alcohol with people are having less sex they are oh yeah more phone more screens so less more screens less sex uh i don't hear a lot of like going to clubs oh clubs are what are you guys doing to like feel free yeah so music is dead art is dead sex is dead music is dead drugs are gone yeah and alcohol is non-existent what the fuck are you guys doing you're just on your phone in bed all day yeah yeah see we're fucked you are

1:01:27Khalyla Kuhn:too huh you were too my in bed yes i'm not in bed you are you're you love to fucking go through it my phone yeah tiktok you love tiktoking on the toilet i tiktok yeah you talk to other places when am i talking you're talking everywhere am i ticking when i'm talking yeah you're tiktoking

1:01:44Bobby Lee:everywhere i love tiktok on the toilet i'll admit it's my favorite thing in the world but you do it in bed as well no can't do it in bed do you lie we made a pact we can't be on tiktok in bed oh you and your wife well we said no phones in bed because it's why you're in the couch couch That's why you're on the couch sleeping. That's why I'm on the couch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put me in, coach. Yeah. I'm on the couch.

1:02:02Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, sleeping.

1:02:03Bobby Lee:I sleep on the couch because I'm lazy and I don't want to go up to the bench.

1:02:07Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, I've seen you scroll so much. You're the master. What do you mean you see me scroll? Scroll a lot. I've seen your car scroll.

1:02:14Bobby Lee:When I'm driving?

1:02:15Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:02:15Bobby Lee:Nobody's better at driving and scrolling than me. But you do it? No. Oh, I do it. You do it. I do it.

1:02:22Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, I scroll so much on the road.

1:02:24Bobby Lee:I put on tunes and I focus on the road.

1:02:26Khalyla Kuhn:that's great God bless America

1:02:31Bobby Lee:I can't get off the talk when I'm on the toilet though I got a hemorrhoid from it I got a hemorrhoid from being on the toilet too long

1:02:38Khalyla Kuhn:do you still have it?

1:02:40Bobby Lee:yeah you want to see it? he's still there I've seen him he's still there I told him he's got to go soon I told him I said you're overstaying your welcome Mr. Hemorrhoid you got to get out of here but I asked the doctor and he said it's totally normal you're spending too much time on the toilet

1:02:53Khalyla Kuhn:see I don't push out I think that's the white people's problem

1:02:55Bobby Lee:I didn't push no no no no you can get hemorrhoids because I don't know

1:02:58Khalyla Kuhn:any Asians that have it hemorrhoids? yeah but I know a couple of whites that have it

1:03:02Bobby Lee:yeah

1:03:02Khalyla Kuhn:I think you guys

1:03:03Bobby Lee:push out too much I didn't push it's from sitting too long he said you can get them from just sitting on the toilet too long yeah five minute rule

1:03:09Khalyla Kuhn:so it just pops out because you're sitting too long because of the blood

1:03:12Bobby Lee:and the gravity from the sacks in your tush yeah sitting on the toilet can worsen your hemorrhoids main risks include prolonged risks sitting in a toilet desk hard services

1:03:19Khalyla Kuhn:how many hours are you in there?

1:03:20Bobby Lee:yeah how many are you in there? 12 maybe max 11 to 12

1:03:26Khalyla Kuhn:that's remarkable

1:03:27Bobby Lee:no I'll sit on the toilet sometimes I will catch myself beyond there for half an hour wow yeah no five minutes wow it's my escape time yeah and the dog comes to the door and she sits and she watches me and I'll chat with her and I'll go look at this and I'll show her TikTok and she'll go and then I'll go back to it yeah I love when the animals watch you poop it's my favorite thing in the world

1:03:45Khalyla Kuhn:because they do it

1:03:46Bobby Lee:I watch her poop she watches me it's a fair balance

1:03:48Khalyla Kuhn:I really like it

1:03:49Bobby Lee:I make her pick mine up though

1:03:50Khalyla Kuhn:yeah

1:03:51Bobby Lee:I go get up here and clean this up

1:03:52Khalyla Kuhn:She just opens the door.

1:03:54Bobby Lee:Yeah, you let them in. Yeah.

1:03:56Khalyla Kuhn:No, you let them out. You don't look after them to see who's pooping and who's not. See, I have a little thing. You don't do it. What are you saying? I do. No, you're not. I have a little note. I go, go and just poop.

1:04:07Bobby Lee:Taking notes. Yeah, take notes. Yeah. Because I care. What's your rule now? Are you finally cleaning up your poop after being called out for years of not cleaning up poop in the neighborhood? No, she doesn't. So you don't take the dogs for a walk ever? They're in my backyard. No. That hasn't happened in 10 years Because that's the problem with the hills You can't take a dog for the walk in the hills You can't No when you have a backyard You just let them out That's not a walk You have to take a dog for a fucking walk And then throw balls at them You gotta take them for a walk

1:04:34Khalyla Kuhn:I take them out sometimes to hike No you don't You go up the trails?

1:04:37Bobby Lee:I've never seen that happen one time

1:04:39Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my god

1:04:40Bobby Lee:Not one time have I seen it You have nothing new to report I'm so shocked I haven't seen you in so long And you have nothing new to report

1:04:46Khalyla Kuhn:I have to buy new mugs Because Peter Bobby That's not true. Let go. Let it go. Let God. No. Let go and let God. Don't do the AA speak.

1:04:57Bobby Lee:Yeah, I am. I'm going to do it. Don't let go. Let God. Let go. Let God. One day at a time.

1:05:01Khalyla Kuhn:He told me that don't, like, you got to wash the mugs really well because I pee in them at night.

1:05:10Bobby Lee:You have a bathroom in your room. He doesn't eat in bed. He pees in bed. Yeah. Wait, you have a bathroom.

1:05:16Khalyla Kuhn:I'll just replace all the mugs. And he said, no, just keep them.

1:05:19Bobby Lee:Why would you pee in a mug? Just go to the bathroom. It's right there.

1:05:24Khalyla Kuhn:Sometimes the distance from where I'm sitting to the bathroom's too long.

1:05:31Bobby Lee:Imagine when you go to sell this house. Sometimes. And they're like, it's a poo room downstairs. There's a piss room upstairs. And the piss mugs come with the home, just so you know. There is no pool. It's got coffee in it.

1:05:46I mean, who's going to buy that?

1:05:49Bobby Lee:You said too much on this show about your home. Deep cleaning. Huh? Deep cleaning. You're going to have to set it on fire. Okay. You have to burn the fucking thing to the ground. No.

1:05:57Khalyla Kuhn:He did that in Coachella and I saw him and he tried to say, no, I never peed on anything. Oh, yeah.

1:06:03Bobby Lee:Why?

1:06:04Khalyla Kuhn:He denied it.

1:06:05Bobby Lee:Why are you peeing in mugs? I need to know. These are the same mugs people drink out of at your home?

1:06:11Khalyla Kuhn:It's a territory thing.

1:06:13Bobby Lee:You're marking your territory in your home.

1:06:15Khalyla Kuhn:It's your house. It's a territory thing. You own the territory. It doesn't matter. Again he's burning the boats I'm in shock because I remember Jules talking about that and I was like I have no shame It's not about shame it's hygiene it's insane And I will stay Where I'm at You know what maybe let her not move in I think her not moving in that's a good idea How do you feel about it I just hate it cause I feel like every time I just use a mug I can like I feel like I can smell But you can't that's the thing Because I did do a cleave but I'm telling you.

1:06:50Bobby Lee:You do a deep clip? Oh my God. He'll do a deep clip on him. You won't be able to snork him if he deep clipped it.

1:07:00Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, I can't speak today. It's so weird. It's so weird. I do a deep clip.

1:07:08Khalyla Kuhn:I need help, I think. Did I go to the hospital? Yes. Call it to go in, though. No, I got it. Honestly, I'm concerned. I'm full of anxiety this is day one I know you're back it's fine

1:07:22Bobby Lee:when did your mom come back?

1:07:24Khalyla Kuhn:the 15th

1:07:24Bobby Lee:can she do some kind of like ritual spell on him to get him back to where he needs to be? shake some stuff at him?

1:07:31Khalyla Kuhn:but he always feels better when mom is around

1:07:34Bobby Lee:she does have your mother has such an incredible energy your mom is like such a I love your mom I love laughter

1:07:39Khalyla Kuhn:and I love joy and I feel it throughout the house transcending through the walls when she's there in general the past memories you know what I mean the past laughs these walls can talk yeah they can talk right so I can hear the creaks and it tells me a story the creaks and cracks yeah crevices and crew yeah and the story involves a lot of trials and tribulations

1:07:58Bobby Lee:and how many trials three

1:08:00Khalyla Kuhn:how many trips one oh yeah I've only been through one tribulation but a lot of trials three yeah and all in that house so everything tells a story yeah and everything has to tell a story yeah Yeah. That's cutting board. You think about that cutting board a lot? The cutting board tells a story. What does it say? Ginger. Garlic. I thought you were talking about me. I was like. Basil. It all tells a story. But anyway, it's really good to be here. And I'm glad we were able to recap on many issues. We got to get you to the hospital.

1:08:39Bobby Lee:I think we need to take you to the hospital.

1:08:40Khalyla Kuhn:No. I feel great.

1:08:42Bobby Lee:Take care of your glasses. They look fine.

1:08:48Khalyla Kuhn:You wanna see my new license? Do I? I think it's my best photo yet. It's my best work.

1:08:55Bobby Lee:Did you just go retake your license photo? Yeah. Can't you just send it in now? You don't have to do it anymore.

1:08:59Khalyla Kuhn:No, I have to go in and take the photo because I want to do the best face.

1:09:02Bobby Lee:Cause you like being recognized at the DMV? What do you have in there? Four? What do you have? Assistant waited in line. Look at my new. Oh, it looks nice actually. It's a nice license. Oh, that's funny doing like a cross-eyed. You look like me. Yeah. By the way, I got to show you. I should have sent the picture. The Chicago Cubs sent me a jersey because I never went to Philly to the All-Star Game because remember the flights got canceled and they sent me my jersey and it says Bobby Mom on the back. That's amazing. It's incredible. Do you have my license back? No. Okay. Class, none. No, C, class C.

1:09:33Bobby Lee:Thank you. Sex. None. Hopefully. A lot recently. Eyes brown, hair's black. Eyes low. Yeah, yeah. Eyes low. 5 '4", 160. Exactly. You're 5 '3". Why do you lie?

1:09:54Khalyla Kuhn:Give me my fucking license back. Give me my license back. You lied at the G &D. I don't like the way you're holding it like an ICE agent. I'm holding it. Look at that. Look at that hold. Where are you coming from? No way.

1:10:05Bobby Lee:Okay, get in the van.

1:10:10Khalyla Kuhn:Wrong answer. Get my license back. That's right. Fuck you Serene Dion

1:10:15Bobby Lee:I've never seen you so like

1:10:16Khalyla Kuhn:I'm Serene Dion

1:10:18Bobby Lee:Am I not? The Asian Celine Dion? Yeah

1:10:20Khalyla Kuhn:Ladies and gentlemen Serene Dion I don't know any songs from her But I'll try I Will always find you

1:10:31Bobby Lee:You don't know any Celine Dion songs? The Titanic The Titanic

1:10:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah I don't forget how it goes My Heart Will Go On Give me the tune and I'll sing it after

1:10:41Bobby Lee:my heart will go on near far wherever you are yeah she sings her name in it yeah yeah i don't know why she does that maybe to make people know

1:10:59Khalyla Kuhn:it's her song yeah once more sleep good last night i had maybe two or three hours of sleep and that's what's coming i slept so good i know we do have polar opposite nights sometimes isn't

1:11:09Bobby Lee:Isn't that funny though? Some nights when I sleep bad, you've slept for 40 hours.

1:11:12Khalyla Kuhn:Sometimes I get night scaries and then you don't.

1:11:14Bobby Lee:You know what I do in the middle of the night now? I put my hands behind my back like an old Asian guy and I shuffle to the bathroom because I like the way it feels.

1:11:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and sometimes I just climb the side of my house. You climb the side of it? Yeah, yeah. I have little rock dentures in there.

1:11:28Bobby Lee:You climb to the roof? Yeah, yeah, I do.

1:11:29Khalyla Kuhn:You just sit up there and think? Yeah, like white people. Here's a ladder. Yeah. Just get up on the roof. I parkour everything.

1:11:34Bobby Lee:You parkour on your house? Yeah. That's white people. We're the best at that

1:11:38Khalyla Kuhn:You're the best at any of those extreme things And I have to admit that right now

1:11:42Bobby Lee:Like the wingsuit guys You guys are great at that It's probably one of our best things Hot air balloons

1:11:47Khalyla Kuhn:You know what we don't do anymore is movie nights Just you and I Why don't you do that? Well, he's busy with his girlfriend No, she doesn't like spending time with me I do I showed my girlfriend a movie that she had never seen before And that holds up I think Braveheart Braveheart. Yeah. I've never seen it. I'll tell you what it's about. Willie Wallace. Willie Wallace.

1:12:10Bobby Lee:His name, the actor is William Wallace?

1:12:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, Willie Wallace. Who is he? He's playing Mel Gibson. Yeah. Willie Wallace. Oh, is that the Jew tits guy? Yeah. Oh, I love him. Yeah, he, don't you love it when he does that? Yeah. And. Such a good movie. It really is a good movie. So good. Yeah. Although I. Scotland. For Scotland. Yeah, dude.

1:12:31Bobby Lee:For Scotland. For our freedom. For freedom. I wonder if Scottish people like that.

1:12:36Khalyla Kuhn:You think they like that movie? Well, he's the number one guy, historical figure. He's Australian though, right? The actor is, yes. Isn't that weird? It's crazy.

1:12:44Bobby Lee:Do you ever think about that? That he's, he doesn't seem like he's Australian. It's nuts. Jules, you have nothing new to report.

1:12:50Khalyla Kuhn:What about your behavior with eggs?

1:12:54Bobby Lee:Your egg behavior. Your egg. God. We're worried about it.

1:12:59Khalyla Kuhn:It's like talking to a child. Your behavior with eggs. Yeah, yeah. Eggs? Yes. Your egg behavior. What's egg behavior? You know. I'll tell you why. I have to get new eggs because of the expiration date. Oh my God. All right? So it's like you - Well to me, I'll still eat it even when - Yeah, but you don't eat eggs past the expiration date, do you? They eat eggs with birds in them. I know.

1:13:23Bobby Lee:These people eat bird eggs with a just recently dead bird. They're gonna eat expired chicken eggs.

1:13:28Khalyla Kuhn:In my house, right, we abide by expiration dates. But they're still good It doesn't matter I don't have diarrhea I eat the expired eggs In fact when you get home tonight You're making me four baked potatoes Boiled eggs Baked potato

1:13:47Bobby Lee:You gotta go to the hospital man That's so far away from boiled eggs Baked potato It starts with a B It just starts with a B It's unbelievable if stored below 40 degrees egg there you can you can have eggs for so long the expiration date's bullshit i read the expiration i don't give a fuck what you guys say i'm not gonna get some what does it say three to five weeks past that date they're still good a month past the expiration date so that's what you do yes dude yes it's bullshit all right i want four eggs at home

1:14:21Khalyla Kuhn:boiled free okay when there's mold on the bread i just cut the mold off and still that's insane No, if a banana is bruised at all I can't eat it What? It's been beat up, I can't do it My stomach, call my stomach a pussy

1:14:37Bobby Lee:Pussy

1:14:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah

1:14:42Bobby Lee:We have to, you gotta let bananas go bad For banana bread I don't make that

1:14:47Khalyla Kuhn:Do you like banana bread? Dude, you know what I think I like banana bread more than most people on earth I'll have to say that Most people Yeah. Dude, every time I'm in Hawaii or in Maui or whatever, right? And I walk and I do the road to Hana and there's that one lady that's a little too inconveniently to my right to pull over, but I pull over anyway. To get her banana bread.

1:15:10Bobby Lee:Exactly. My wife makes banana bread. I'm going to bring you some. It's fucking phenomenal. It can't be good.

1:15:14Khalyla Kuhn:Bring for everyone.

1:15:15Bobby Lee:Oh, it can't be good? I just said that guy.

1:15:17Khalyla Kuhn:Why? Because she's white. They don't know how to make it. Banana bread was definitely our thing. No, it's not. Banana bread is definitely an islander thing. No, it's fucking hot. It's too intricate and full of flavor and moistness and buttery.

1:15:30Bobby Lee:Who started banana bread? It's got to be the fucking whites. It can't be. It better be. I'll tell you that. I'm changing Wikipedia if it's not. Banana bread was what? Not invented by a single person. Emerged in North America in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. It's a resourceful kitchen creation. North America. Not the island. So you invented it. Early mention of banana bread. Congratulations! Early mention of banana bread appeared in Lawrence, Kansas, newspaper, Kansas.

1:15:54Khalyla Kuhn:It couldn't be whiter.

1:15:55Bobby Lee:There is no black people in Kansas.

1:15:57Khalyla Kuhn:I just trust it more when it comes to island because they're more associated with the banana. No, they're not. They're associated with selling the banana to the white man. The banana is an island treat. Nah-nah. Banana. Banana is. It's a white person. Yeah, and pineapple.

1:16:14Bobby Lee:Here's the thing. Because this is where the bananas come from in the islands, they get rid of the ones that bruise like you do. But the whites took it on and we said, We'll take the bruises and we'll make something out of it. Okay. When life gives you bruised bananas, you make bananas. Stick with strawberry shortcakes. Don't tell me how to pastry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stick with strawberry shortcakes and we'll take the banana brew. Don't you dare tell me how to pastry, pal. Okay. Because pastry is not in your world. Asian pastry? No, thank you.

1:16:38Khalyla Kuhn:Asian pastry is the best. Asian pastry is the best in the market right now, guy. No, it's not.

1:16:42Bobby Lee:Dude, you're absurd. Fried ice cream? Yeah. Fried ice cream. That's your thing. Oh, that's your thing. No. Yeah, yeah. French and the whites do pastries the best. Not now, though. We took over the game. koreatown dude we took over the game dude no i don't want a kimchi fucking donut

1:16:57Khalyla Kuhn:do have you ever had a kimchi scone it sounds good yeah in in hawaii right at um what's it called

1:17:07Bobby Lee:you gotta come up mo kalalo if you go to mo kalalo is that a kimchi scone yeah yeah kimchi scones are so good yeah yeah yeah leave it to the french leave it to the French

1:17:20Khalyla Kuhn:because what Asians do is like gochujang in it

1:17:22Bobby Lee:I don't want gochujang in a fucking muffin that's insane leave it to the French that's why you haven't grown you piss in mugs in your house I haven't grown you pee inside of coffee mugs in your home

1:17:36Khalyla Kuhn:yeah and you need to open up your fucking table here and open it up

1:17:40Bobby Lee:I'm closing the table pal no one is invited to the table now it's over what does it say when an adult urinates in mugs bottles or unconventional containers it points to a breakdown in typical behavior psychological and neurological functioning I'm in trouble they may be on a podcast stumbling through their words delirium it's even worse

1:17:59Khalyla Kuhn:I love delirium you are delirium I've been in delirium states before I've been delirious

1:18:06Bobby Lee:close it out Jules look at the camera

1:18:07Khalyla Kuhn:thank you for being a bad friend

1:18:17Yeah! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!

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