Itchy Bones & Dream Catchers

8:37Andrew Santino:what he has kids i'm tired of that's the excuse with anyone that has a kid that's the greatest excuse i i i i i don't have the information if they're sick if they're dying you know i mean if one of them's in prison well the kid his younger kid is in prison yeah i mean they have a dying toe right there's nothing i know itchy bones they're nothing itchy bones yeah yeah itchy bones disease you know i don't know right it could just be like this is an excuse i don't want to drive all the way over there so i'm just gonna say kids i think he really did couldn't

9:10Bobby Lee:because he was upset by it but he helped me pick this no all right he he helped me pick it out and he said that box set he goes bobby's an addict i'm an addict he's like the thing i love about comic books and new card things is because it's like an addict it's an it's an itch to scratch you're with addicts and and by the way he said he said in that pack you can choose to not open it But in that pack could be a like one of 10 card that's worth 10 grand.

9:39Andrew Santino:What's the card?

9:40Bobby Lee:You'll know when you open it up because it'll have a special look to it of an arsenal. It'll say the sticker on it, one of 10 or one of number on it. He's like, you should open it. He opens all of them. You don't have to.

9:52Andrew Santino:Yeah. But I think it's worth it. Because that pack, because the price tag was on it, was 500. I think that's what it said $500 for just a packet of fucking But that's not the real price you know that

10:06Bobby Lee:I put fake prices on those

10:08Andrew Santino:So how much was the Thierry Henry one

10:10Bobby Lee:I think the Thierry Henry card was like 36 bucks And 40 cents And the rookie card he gave me for free And that box said I think literally was$19.99 So I think it spent like 65 bucks

10:24Andrew Santino:Thank you Appreciate it I really do appreciate it No, it was - I'm gonna throw them in a fucking - No, it was more - You want me to throw them in a fucking fire?

10:32Bobby Lee:No, stop it.

10:33Andrew Santino:Look at me right now. Yeah. I will throw them in a fire. Sure, I don't care. Are they the real prices? No. No. I'm gonna throw them in a fire. Do it. Okay, because it's not worth anything.

10:43Bobby Lee:The Henri one is, don't do that. Why? Please don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one was not cheap. Please don't do that.

10:50Andrew Santino:Okay. But is it the right - Anyway, let's move on.

10:52Bobby Lee:But the rookie card was free. I will say, shout out, the guy was friends with Cho and he was like, he's like you want to he's like can i give this to you to give to bobby as like an included gift and i was well because i'd spent we'd spent enough money that he was like can i give you a free gift wow that's a huge one well he was super rad that's the most excited one exciting well he's also a big fan so he was like is this cool if i give you a gift to give to him i was like that's fucking awesome he owns the store so he was like i'm gonna give you a rookie card he goes bobby will know who

11:16Andrew Santino:it is and i said okay so i put in the thing it's so good it's awesome it was you know the guanieri card was like a deep cut and it was like in my mind i'm like andrew's doing research yeah you should just said that he says i was being very mindful i did some research well i did

11:33Bobby Lee:research on where to go to get a collectible that i was looking for for you so that is true but he

11:37Andrew Santino:helped me with the other side all right i'm going to go down did i try to go get a tiara

11:40Bobby Lee:on rethink for you know what i really tried to buy for you a signed jersey from tiara i don't want that framed on your wall in your room i don't do that you don't want that no i'm not like

11:49Andrew Santino:fucking well then i'm glad i didn't buy it because like a midwestern like this is my man cave dude i'm alpha male dude look i got fucking troy aiken fucking signed whatever whatever you know what i mean i don't like that god you're such a cuck in a deer head i caught i shot that in the woods with my father grandfather and father except when i was 17 years old you don't like those fans no so you don't like i love them okay i'm just not that kind of guy i'm beta you're very you're very

12:15Bobby Lee:sensitive and soft.

12:16Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to know the posters I have in my room? Sure. I have a poster of... Depeche Mode? No, Peter Sellers and Shirley MacLaine together. Framed, right? Okay. I have a photo of Brian Ferry singing.

12:31Bobby Lee:Okay.

12:32Andrew Santino:Okay. I have a photo of... I have a really cool Lou Reed one on the street. I have a photo of Tashira Mufoon in his underwear doing a cheer.

12:42Bobby Lee:Hmm. Why? It's like him. Is that at a party or it's a posed photo? It was at a party. Like it was a candid photo of him partying.

12:51Andrew Santino:Yeah. That's kind of cool. Yeah. What else do I have? A couple of movie posters. But, you know, I'm not, you know, I'm not, you know, I have like a deer head on my wall. I don't think that's the same thing. I have a dream catcher. Oh, that's close to a deer head. Yeah, yeah.

13:02Bobby Lee:I have a little dream catcher. Has it caught any of your dreams? All of them.

13:06Andrew Santino:Really? Saving them.

13:07Bobby Lee:Have any of them come true?

13:09Andrew Santino:Hopefully not because they're all nightmares.

13:10Bobby Lee:Wait, really?

13:11Andrew Santino:Oh, yeah. I have nightmares.

13:12Bobby Lee:Isn't Dreamcatcher supposed to encompass your, catch your dreams and put them back out into the world? Isn't that what?

13:16Andrew Santino:I think it catches nightmares.

13:17Bobby Lee:Well, I'm pretty sure it catches them before it goes into your head. You should know this, dude. You were on reservation, dogs. Did you not pay attention to anything that those guys said?

13:26Andrew Santino:I never even shook their hands. You never shook one hand. No, I'm kidding. No, he's kidding. I love them. Rank your gifts. Here we go. Let's get a gift. All right, so number one, Andrew. Thank you. Number two, I have to say Gene Hong. What did he get you? He got me those AirPods that translate language

13:42Bobby Lee:Yo, the AirPods 3's that just came out Yeah, yeah, yeah

13:44Andrew Santino:Did you try it? No, they're still in the box

13:47Bobby Lee:You're never gonna use it

13:48Andrew Santino:When I go to fucking Mongolia or something, I would When you going? I go to Mongolia every year Every year you go? Is that where you go? There's a hut out there, dude

13:56Bobby Lee:I don't think you're gonna use that

13:57Andrew Santino:And I love eagles Big Mongolian eagles Yeah, yeah, yeah I love Mongolian eagles And their beef is good They're delicious Well, the Mongolian eagle meat is good

14:04Bobby Lee:That's what Mongolian beef is, isn't it?

14:06Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah Sky cow I have one of those eagle hand mittens. Skakam! Everyone needs one of those. Of course. Right? You know what? I also have, you know how the cock fight in the cocks? The little roosters? I have the little knives and the elbows. Oh, the elbow knives? I have a collection of those. I collect weird things, but my point is this. Let's rank down. The fucking gifts. Me, Gene Hong. Right. And then - What did he give you again? The air pods.

14:33Bobby Lee:It's not that good. I mean, it's nice. It's okay.

14:36Andrew Santino:Now that being said You know it's gonna go down Way down Yeah Well so three was I have to say Sarah Highland My ex-girlfriend Yeah She got me some weird shit She's cool Yeah That's why She got me this weird Japanese It's like a vintage toy from the 70s Wow Right And it's just like this weird Asian doll She goes let me take it out She took it out And there's a button And it goes hi-ya A little tiny Asian doll? Yeah, that's a karate doll. That goes up to number one. Yeah, that's great. That's pretty cool. That's really cool. Yeah, and then - But it's a little scary. It sounds a little creepy. It's a little scary.

15:14Andrew Santino:Yeah. Her gifts, um, and then -

15:17Bobby Lee:Just give me dead last now.

15:18Andrew Santino:You can't go four, five, six. Okay, okay, okay. I'll give you dead last. And it's nothing against him. It must be. It must be. I don't wanna - So Sandy Danto.

15:30Bobby Lee:Oh, wow. He shows up two hours late. He was pretty late, but I think he had his thing with his kids. Oh, really? Kids again? Well, he showed up. Yeah. That's big.

15:38Andrew Santino:Itchy bones. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my kids have shivering eye disease.

15:42Bobby Lee:That happened. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to call Sandy itchy bones from now on.

15:48Andrew Santino:So he goes, here, dude. Happy birthday. I know you like these. What is it? And I could tell it's dream water. You know what dream water is? No clue. Dream water is what you go to the airport and you go to any of those stores. Yeah. And it's a melatonin-y drink.

16:04Bobby Lee:Right. Like, yeah.

16:05Andrew Santino:Right. And it came in a box, but the box was so tattered and torn that I knew that he probably bought it 10 years ago on the road.

16:14Bobby Lee:Never gave it to anybody?

16:15Andrew Santino:Never gave it to anybody. He's like, I know you like these. It was like the most tattered I've ever seen any box. I mean, it's like brown and you know what I mean? I love that. And I was like - Sat in his car. And I just like, okay, cool, man.

16:28Bobby Lee:Thanks. Yeah. What did he say when he gave it to you? Sorry, man. Happy birthday, man. Happy birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, he told me he had 20 tattoos and he never used to have tattoos. I said, when did this happen? He goes, honestly, dude, I just started getting them. My wife and I wanted to get tattoos. And then overnight, he goes, I filled my arms. His arms are filled with tattoos. I've never seen them. He had so many tattoos. He's always wearing like long sleeve shirts. I know, but I was shocked. Wow. I think it's time for me, by the way. I had a daydream the other day.

16:53Andrew Santino:Did you get a tattoo?

16:54Bobby Lee:I think it's time.

16:55Andrew Santino:I think a neck one is time.

16:57Bobby Lee:That's insane.

16:58Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah.

16:59Bobby Lee:That's insane. I love Sandy. Very funny guy.

17:01Andrew Santino:Always long sleeves Yeah yeah So he was wearing Suit coats

17:04Bobby Lee:Look at his suits He dresses so great though Yeah the kid's got Great style He's got great style Fancy you don't have A tattoo either Isn't it time To get a tattoo No Come on Yeah

17:13Andrew Santino:What are you gonna get

17:14Bobby Lee:I don't know You have to dictate it

17:17Andrew Santino:Well I mean You love the bears

17:19Bobby Lee:Not that much Oh

17:21Andrew Santino:Let me I don't know A cute Just golf club

17:26Bobby Lee:Just one little Yeah but right here Yeah

17:29Andrew Santino:Smaller even Maybe right there On my head And just thin yeah thin line that's what i'm lines yeah yeah like your arsenal uh i don't have an arsenal one i'm gonna get how about this because i thought you had an arsenal i want to get one i want to get an arsenal here what are you gonna get the cannon yeah yeah and then you get a golf club we'll go no yeah that's pretty cool that kind of looks like a scar though yeah it looks like a scar

17:50Bobby Lee:yeah uh too thick it's also poorly done yeah yeah what does that say papa that's a little creepy it's a little creepy can i what if i write daddy with a golf club yeah that's for you a golf club on your shoulder? Daddy. Danny.

18:03Andrew Santino:Something, what about your wife? Something about your wife or something?

18:06Bobby Lee:Like a, like something that reminds me of her on me? Yeah, or a little, I'm trying to think of what that would be. Do you have a,

18:11Andrew Santino:do you have like a little funny thing that you call her? Like pumpkins or? I do. Yeah, what is it?

18:16Bobby Lee:I have a nickname.

18:17Andrew Santino:What's a nickname?

18:18Bobby Lee:I'm not saying. What's up with this guy that killed this girl and they found her in the trunk? I wouldn't even know. It's so dark. Dude, this guy named David, he's a rapper in LA. they found his tesla in a dump yard i heard and a year went by he they found the body of this girl he killed a year ago it was she was sitting in a car for that long so where was the tesla in his driveway no it was in a dump yard in a junkyard right well but they also interviewed the neighborhood like the neighbors that he lived in they're like oh my dog would always like sniff at the car and there was a foul stench so he kept her in the car for a long enough time then he turned it into like a impoundment lot and it just sat there and somebody what what what what a bad what a bad criminal well let's not kill let's not don't do that but i mean but if you're going to but if

19:03Andrew Santino:you're going to think it through think it through yeah yeah like you know you gotta know you know like the wolf in um in in Pulp Fiction yeah yeah you need one of those guys you call that guy they take the Tesla and they crush it in that the fucking crushing machine and it's gone forever It's gone forever, no?

19:19Bobby Lee:This guy didn't do his due diligence, I guess. Yeah, you guys just leave it there. Also, I listen to some of his music because I'm not familiar with him. Good. No, it's bad, so they should get him. They got to get him. It's terrible fucking music.

19:30Andrew Santino:What would you do, though? How would you do it? If I was going to kill you? No, no, no, but how to hide a body. Hmm. Well, you've obviously thought about it, so do you want to divulge? No, that's what I'm asking now. I've never even thought about it. Hmm. You know, so, you know, what does one do? Is there...

19:44Bobby Lee:Okay, let's say, here's a scenario. Someone attacks someone you love. Which one? Someone hurts your mom. Oh my God, forget it. Now you're a renegade and you go to Arizona to kill this person. You find him, you kill them, you call me. Well, my brother would kill him first. How is he going to get a ride to Arizona? He has a car. It's never going to make it. I've seen that thing. It's brand new. I bought him one. Wait, I just bought him a new car. Yes. Why'd you do that? He's my brother. You can buy me a new car.

20:08Andrew Santino:You have the cars you have for me. All right, Jay Leno. You can buy me and Andres a new car. Yeah, no, you know what? Because that wasn't on. All right. and then to sign this.

20:19Bobby Lee:You know how annoying that is? I actually said to him, I go, you're going to need a new car at some point. He goes, I'm going to ride it to the wheels file off. His car has 270 ,000 miles on it. Oh my God. But it still runs well, even though the check engine light runs. But it smells in there because those cloth seats after like 20 years, there's so much stuff in those seats. How many times have you hooked up in that car?

20:35Andrew Santino:I don't hook up in my car.

20:36Bobby Lee:You've never hooked up in your car when you were in high school? You never hooked up in that car?

20:39Andrew Santino:I don't really hook up with people in high school. McCone. You never hooked up in a car in high school? You've never hooked up in the back seat of a car.

20:48Bobby Lee:You're a pussy, dude. You're a pussy, dude. You're weak. You go in their car? I have. Be a gentleman. Whose car? There's one girl after we saw him. A Waymo?

20:57Andrew Santino:At the Americana.

20:58Bobby Lee:So funny to fucking a Waymo. Someone was the other day. Why don't you stop doing that behavior, please? You're going to get cum all over the streets.

21:08Andrew Santino:Stop, stop, stop. It goes against policy rules. Stop, stop, stop. Yeah. So let's go back to - She gives her criticism. Use your hands a little less. Yeah, yeah.

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25:23Andrew Santino:Already, already, I wouldn't do that. You wouldn't call me? No witnesses. You wouldn't? No connection. I don't want to connect you to the crime.

25:30Bobby Lee:If somebody hurt your mother, I would.

25:31Andrew Santino:You would never help me, dude.

25:33Bobby Lee:What are you talking about? Is that real?

25:34Andrew Santino:You really believe that? Murder? As a friend, I wouldn't want you an accessory to murder.

25:41Bobby Lee:Well, if your mom is dead and you're going to go on a hunt to kill this person, this show's over, so I might as well fucking dump in. It's not over because I'm going to get away with it. You're never going to get away with it. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to Google it. They don't. Check GPT in. You're going to end up like David. No, I'm David, no. You're going to end up just like David. I'm going to be one step ahead of David. Really? He can dance. Yeah, yeah. You have no steps. He's got steps. Yeah, yeah. Give me what you're going to do then. The guy that you go to kill. Okay, give me the scenario because I don't even know what the scenario is.

26:05Bobby Lee:Some random guy? Here's what happened. Your mom was playing pie gal and she took the table. She's good at pie gal. She's killer at pie gal. And there's a guy there.

26:14Andrew Santino:Well, then I have some questions. Huh? Is it an underground tournament?

26:17Bobby Lee:No, no, this is public. It's at Talking Stick, the casino right near your mom's house. She's at the Talking Stick. She's by herself? She's in a room at a pie gal table. It's late at night. There's two or three people at the table. Who are the people that are on the table? There's a short There's a short little tiny black guy Who's really good Can he be Puerto Rican? There's a short little tiny Puerto Rican guy Who's really good He's in his mid-60s Now it's fun Now it's fun He's divorced The second guy Okay Then there's another man there A mysterious man White Gotta be A white guy Who just moved to Arizona He has an underdeveloped hand

26:52Andrew Santino:Both of his hands? No, just one of them

26:54Bobby Lee:One of his hands is a claw hand

26:56Andrew Santino:Not just claw It's just like a nub With just two fingers Two fingers Like peace. They call him peace. Because every time he waves, people think he's doing the peace.

27:05Bobby Lee:Yeah, peace, man. But he's just saying hi and bye. Okay, I like it. I like it. He's got one leg much longer than the other one, so it's hard for him to. Whoa. Yeah, he kind of walks. He does a little.

27:15Andrew Santino:Wow.

27:15Bobby Lee:People look like he's got good rhythm, to be honest. Yeah, yeah.

27:18Andrew Santino:That's why he's the peace guy. People can see this guy coming, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can hear his shoe.

27:22Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so this guy has it out for your mom because she's killing the table. He's got his mortgage on the line. He loses it. he's waiting out for your mom by the car he's smoking a cigarette oh my god he thinks i'm gonna rob her because she killed it tonight she made fifty thousand dollars cash so he's making me so angry he tries to rob your mom but he acts oh my god this makes me so angry i know what are you gonna do oh my god well i'm setting you up what do you do now did she die yeah how he pushed her she fell oh that's it she's a hundred years old oh yeah okay and then so how do i know about it it breaks on the news in Arizona and an elderly W456.

28:06Bobby Lee:Welcome back to the evening hour tonight. A woman was killed out of talking. This is me watching it. An elderly Chinese woman was killed tonight at talking stick after playing Pi Gao. Her name. Bobby mom.

28:30Bobby Lee:that's good she was murdered she was killed in the parking lot of the talking stick casino this is that this is the suspect on the run photo up you see where he is he's somewhere in rural northern what's the photo look like he's leaning well it's peace we know what he looks like yeah he's seen last in flagstaff northern arizona his name is doug peace mcgovern doug peace mcgovern

28:52Andrew Santino:if you have any information about him please call the arizona hotline the first thing i would do is call my brother not you wow because you're not gonna help me murder i don't think you're i think you're you're grossly underestimating what i would do for you i really think you are but i but that's

29:07Bobby Lee:fine no no don't change your fucking i'll call you if you don't want my help when you kill somebody

29:13Andrew Santino:don't fucking call me go to prison with me because we could do the pod in prison

29:18Bobby Lee:really bad friends bad friends live from la county jail yeah yeah and um in the middle of the show some guys like you boys ready for you ready for lunch i'm like yes sir yeah i call you ding ding ring ring hey bob what's going on are you okay my mother was murdered my mother was murdered

29:38Andrew Santino:your mother was murdered yeah it was just on kt or whatever the oh my god i'm so sorry i think his

29:45Bobby Lee:name is peace mcgovern or something are you telling me peace mcgovern did this how do you Fuck do you know Peace McGovern, dude? He killed my mother.

29:57Bobby Lee:That's it.

29:57Andrew Santino:I'm coming over. Yeah, what did he do to your mother? Oh, yeah, I remember. I hung up. I know, but whenever you hang up. He's talking to the dial tone? No, I keep talking because, you know, you hang up too early. I do. And I want to keep talking. Yeah. I spend hours after you hang up.

30:13Bobby Lee:I hang up so fast on everybody. I always love to hang up fast. Listen, what are you doing now? You're calling your brother. Be real. You call your brother.

30:20Andrew Santino:I call my brother. And my brother already is going to be livid, like out of his mind. Yeah, of course. Somebody murdered your mom. I go, pick me up. He picks me up. We'll go straight to Arizona. You're going to drive or fly? If the cops can't find him, how am I going to find him?

30:34Bobby Lee:You have to take revenge in your own hands.

30:35Andrew Santino:Have you never seen Taken? Have you never seen? Yeah, but I don't know how to do any of that. I show up to this crime scene in the back of what? Chopsticks Casino? What is it? Chopsticks Casino? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm wandering around. And there's the yellow tape. Yeah. You know, my brother and I have flashlights. Well, the lights are on. But you can have flashlights if you want. We have to have flashlights.

30:57Bobby Lee:Well, the lights are on.

30:58Andrew Santino:I have to have a pad.

30:59Bobby Lee:You should have a pad. Yeah, yeah. A legal notepad.

31:01Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm dressed like... You right now. You're not changing clothes. No, I have to change. You do? Yeah, dude. You're going to buy a suit? No, I have to change like Sherlock Holmes. Like 17th century English attire. Beautiful. Hello. Hello. I'm here. You know what I mean? We have notes, flashlights, and then it's like, what am I, I don't have the technology to get fingerprints. That. Let's say that you did find him. Okay, good.

31:28Bobby Lee:How do you kill him?

31:29Andrew Santino:Guy that kills your mom. Okay, good. How do you find him? We find out his address. How do you kill him? Oh my God. What do you do? Well, first of all, I'm going to have to have a conversation with my brother.

31:38Bobby Lee:You can use that Chinese water torture kit I got?

31:40Andrew Santino:Finally? Yeah. It'll come to use? I would say to my brother, Steve, all right, I know you're going to, I don't know why you have the machete, but I go, we want to torture him. Yeah, you got to slowly torture them. Don't just go swinging. No. You know what I mean? No. So what we'll do is we'll, well, I'll tell you what we'll do. Hmm. We'll capture them. Yeah, you got them. I'm going to rent a warehouse somewhere in Gilbert, Arizona.

32:03Bobby Lee:That's a big, I mean, right now the prices are through the roof, but yeah, it's fine.

32:07Andrew Santino:I would spend every dollar that I have. How many square feet are we talking to this warehouse? I don't know about square feet, but probably 500 by nine. 500 feet by nine feet. Yeah.

32:18Bobby Lee:Okay.

32:19Andrew Santino:Yeah.

32:19Bobby Lee:It's an odd layout. But I do like it. It's very narrow. It's a very long hallway. 500 by nine is a long hallway. Yeah, because there's going to be a lot of running. Oh, you're going to make him run back and forth. This is actually very smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 500 by nine. 500 by nine. If anybody can please draw this up, this torture chamber that's 500 feet by nine feet. Also, actually very intelligent because the 500 looks like there's hope down the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the nine feet is, you know what I mean? Yeah. So he's got a little bit of space

32:50Andrew Santino:Well no but the 500 fluctuates Get shorter as we No it's like one of those remember like in Star Wars The trash can machine Oh it closes in Like that that's what it kind of looks like Yeah it closes in and out That would give you nightmares Like a long and less hallway No windows though And so what we'll have at the very end of that hallway Is a surgical table Oh a surgical table What?

33:19Bobby Lee:I don't get it yet but I'm a surgical table I didn't get it so I was like ooh yeah that's good why is that there

33:27Andrew Santino:yeah I'm no doctor neither but I will hire a black market right a surgeon okay sure and what we're gonna I'm gonna say to this guy I go I'm gonna pay you one million dollars what a million bucks to do what you'll see

33:43Bobby Lee:oh alright

33:44Andrew Santino:right we're gonna knock him out right and we're gonna give him female genitalia. Oh. For free. For free. For free. For free. Yeah. But he probably doesn't want it.

33:57Bobby Lee:Maybe he does. How funny he wakes up, he's like, perfect.

34:00Andrew Santino:Yeah. That's exactly what I needed. Wow. I've been gambling so I can get the surgery. It is the only reason I gambled. I should have killed your mom. Well, I'm glad I killed your mom because now I get the surgery. Now I have what I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're going to remove

34:14Bobby Lee:his genitals? I think you make him genital-less as a whole. He has nothing.

34:18Andrew Santino:Like a Barbie thing.

34:18Bobby Lee:He has Barbies, a Ken doll.

34:19Andrew Santino:Right. Or you can put anything as a genital replacement. What could you put in place? Or, no, that's good, but you know what's worse? You give him no openings. Right. Oh, I just bungle. Stitch him up. Right, so the pee and the poo, it just gathers inside his body. Stitch him up. Like a hose? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just bloats into this poopy. It's a good horror movie. Stitch him up.

34:41Bobby Lee:The beginning of Death in Man.

34:43Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to force feed him. Well, yeah, a tube, and you blend it. To the throat. Right.

34:49Bobby Lee:Right? To the wet throat. Can you imagine this doctor's like, you guys got me doing way too much. The doctor's - No, he'll leave. After the surgery - I'm a black market doctor, but I have other stuff to do.

34:59Andrew Santino:This is what I would say to him. Dr. Mamalalo. Mamalalo. Yeah, Malalalo. Dr. Mamalalo. Dr. Mamalalo.

35:07Bobby Lee:Where is he from?

35:08Andrew Santino:What?

35:08Bobby Lee:Dr. Mamalalo.

35:09Andrew Santino:Somewhere in the eastern or northern region. I'll tell you that right now. Somewhere northeast. From a different place. Dr. Mamalalo. Yeah, yeah. And I say, just put the tube in. I know you did the bottom surgery. Thank you for that. Thank you so much. Here's the money, right? Just put the tube in. Just let me know how to put the food into the tube.

35:28Bobby Lee:How funny when it breaks, you have to call him. You're like, Dr. Mamalalo, the tube is disconnected. You're going to have to come back to the tube. Yeah.

35:34Andrew Santino:And so then once he, then we'll just, he leaves. And then my brother and I, for like a week, we'll just be feeding him. Wow. And watching him blow. Until he pops.

35:43Bobby Lee:Eventually he's going to pop. He'll pop.

35:44Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

35:44Bobby Lee:You gonna film the pop And put it on IG

35:47Andrew Santino:My TikTok yeah

35:48Bobby Lee:Yeah TikTok that Yeah yeah But what do you think of that I think it's a great torture And I would support you Unfortunately Alright let's go to you now If somebody killed my mom

35:56Andrew Santino:Can I give you the scenario Go for it I know you're already Building one up Right Your stepdad's out of town Yeah Business trip

36:04Bobby Lee:Yeah well he's retired But yeah I got it He goes back He unretires

36:08Andrew Santino:Yeah he unretires He gets a job He can't refuse What is the job What are you doing It's some sort of repair job I know he's not good at that He loves repairs Yeah yeah yeah yeah But it's like a plumbing Lighting Electrical Big electrical guy Yeah it's a bunch of stuff And they're like We'll give you 500 grand Jump action One day at work We'll fly you out first class Wow gotta do it But here's the ticker Uh oh It's not even real It's the killer Luring your stepdad away It's a ruse It's a ruse Wow He shows him Louisville airport Right No one's there to pick him up Right Meanwhile, your mom's alone at the house Oh no And there's a man that comes in

36:49Bobby Lee:What is he doing?

36:51Andrew Santino:He's dancing, I'll tell you that He dances into the house, I'm so sorry to say It's pretty bold He does like a MC Hammer dance

37:00Bobby Lee:Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh

37:03Andrew Santino:And he has a tomahawk Is he native or is this

37:11Bobby Lee:No Oh, this really thought from dances with wall very disrespectful. Yeah. It's very disrespectful, right? That's what cultural appropriate murder.

37:19Andrew Santino:Yeah, cultural inappropriate murder, right? And he unfortunately throws the tomahawk at your mom's leg mom's leg just slides right off Then he makes a makeshift tourniquet. Oh no, and then so she doesn't bleed out. Oh, he helps her just to do more torture. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then he has some sort of medieval mallet.

37:41Bobby Lee:My guy just pushed your mom down. Your mom just broke her hip and died in the parking garage, a talking stick.

37:48Andrew Santino:Oh, I'm sorry. Jesus, get it over with. All right, just let me do one last part. No! Anyway, mallet, pop, pop, pop, pop, in the head. Anyway, so then you get a call from the police. Chicago cops call. Hey.

38:02Bobby Lee:Hey, we found a murderer over there in your mother's house. what would you do your father's out of town we gotta go no we got dinner what would you do oh i mean would i definitely would take it into my own hands if anybody hurt anybody in my family you would it'd be if you caught the guy what would you let's just get to the catch so catch you got to catch first you can't kill because kill is too weak you got to catch the guy and what i did i know you know i mean so i'd cut off his feet so he's oh that's always a good one little nubby guy yeah yeah and then i'd slow every single day goes by i'd cut off each finger so each finger slowly gets cut off.

38:34Andrew Santino:Can I have all the limbs?

38:36Bobby Lee:Yeah, I'll save them for you. It's arts and crafts. Yeah.

38:39Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah.

38:40Bobby Lee:Bobby's waiting. I'll do something with it. Waiting on a FedEx. He's like, Andrew's FedEx is still not here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did two day. Why would you ship me limbs two day? I didn't, I couldn't, same day was expensive.

38:49Andrew Santino:Oh, so pack it in ice.

38:52Bobby Lee:And then, and here's what I do. Cut off his little finger. Oh, pack it in ice. Yeah, you're thinking. I cut off his little, cut off a finger a day, cut off his feet. So he's got nubbies. And then eyes, eyes gone.

39:00Andrew Santino:That's always good.

39:01Bobby Lee:Eyes absolutely gone

39:02Andrew Santino:How do you put them out? With a spoon?

39:05Bobby Lee:Ooh, hot spoon? Hot stove spoon?

39:07Andrew Santino:That's good

39:07Bobby Lee:Hot stove spoon Scoop it right out Do you want the eyes or should I throw them away? Keep the eyes

39:15Andrew Santino:Oh, an ice cream scoop Ice cream scooper is better And then you fill it with pistachio ice cream Each of his eyes is pistachio ice cream I'm just throwing it out there Maybe Rocky Road pistachio Oh my god And then You know he'd be freaking He'd be like what the fuck You know what I mean And then I have a tattoo It would drip It would be so itchy It's itchy And just the coldness Of the ice cream In his sockets

39:40Bobby Lee:And he can't itch it out Because his nubs can't And then I have to cut out his tongue So he really can't say much

39:44Andrew Santino:Keep the tongue

39:45Bobby Lee:Nope cut it gone He can't say anything Ship that

39:47Andrew Santino:Ship that

39:48Bobby Lee:I'm shipping the tongue And then I'm gonna get a tattoo artist One of the best in the world I'm gonna get like Dr. Wu Or somebody incredible

39:53Andrew Santino:Yeah

39:53Bobby Lee:You know Kat Von D maybe Sure Kat Von D Yeah And they're gonna tattoo All over his chest an unbelievable amount of racial epithets. Like a swastika, the N-word all over him. Just like the most foul stuff all over his body. I hate blacks. Right on his chest. You could go further. You can. And then I'm going to drop him off like in Die Hard. Right, just like that. So he has no way to speak or walk or tell everybody what's going on. And I'm going to drop him off in the middle of the worst neighborhood in the world that I can find and let them eat him alive slowly but surely.

40:30Andrew Santino:Oh.

40:31Bobby Lee:I'll never make it out. But I'm also not killing him, and here's why. Why? Because you want someone to be able to have vengeance, because then that's a good movie. That's a good second movie. If he comes back for me, now it's a film.

40:43Andrew Santino:Well, he has no eyes. They thought they killed me. And there's no nubs on his feet? No tongue.

40:48Bobby Lee:They thought they killed me. Wow.

40:51Andrew Santino:I seek revenge. Imagine if he came back. The tongue-less. Yeah.

40:54Bobby Lee:And he comes back for me. Yeah. That's another, that's a second movie. Like Oldboy. Just like Oldboy. Just like Oldboy. Just like Oldboy. Wow. What's a good idea, dude? We got really dark and deep there. I'm so sorry. Me too. I hope no one ever hurts anybody that we love. No.

41:07Andrew Santino:No, we'll never do that.

41:08Bobby Lee:But we will kill you if you mess with our mom. Yeah.

41:10Andrew Santino:I think people can relate. I think that's a no-go. Your mom is, it's the one. You can't touch the mom. Dad, fine. Dads. Yeah, dads. No. Yeah. No, no one. Sibling is bad too. But just something about your mom. because it's your mommy. It's your mommy. Oh, my, the helplessness. Excuse me, my mom's 80 and she's just laying there, you know what I mean, alone. Oh, my God, it makes me so angry. Oh, there she is. Oh, there she is. The sweet, sweet lady. Yes, what a sweet lady. Okay, good.

41:41Bobby Lee:Hold on, pull that up again. Was there two cameras taking pictures of her?

41:47Andrew Santino:What do you mean?

41:48Bobby Lee:Well, she's looking one way and then the other way. I feel like there was just cameras. Okay, good. She didn't know which camera to look at is what it kind of looks like. Can I tell you something? thing so one camera was dead on the other one was to the left okay can i tell you something

42:01Andrew Santino:this is something you don't know and i can call your mom right so when my mom was all right can i be honest you started that whole war three years ago so my mother when she was seven or eight years old right she had chronic pneumonia okay she she got pneumonia all the time yeah no but she had this one sickness where her left eye the pupil went all the way so you couldn't even see it What do you mean the pupil went like out of it It was fucked up by her face so bad Her eye went into her fucking What? Yeah It was like that when she moved to America But also growing up in Korea That's why it's the best country in the world

42:36Bobby Lee:They're fixed now almost Yeah yeah

42:38Andrew Santino:Yeah so when she As a kid was teased and bullied because of that eye She was? Yeah yeah Like chronically it was bad

42:47Bobby Lee:Well thanks

42:47Andrew Santino:I'm glad it's not the crux of the show And then let me finish right She comes to America And my dad had a little bit of money And when she met him He got that eye fixed He said I'm gonna fix your eye Yeah so That's now the result of it You can make fun of her all you want

43:04Bobby Lee:I do yeah

43:04Andrew Santino:I know Yeah Well you make fun of me too

43:06Bobby Lee:You make fun of my mom too

43:08Andrew Santino:Yeah but your mom's perfect

43:09Bobby Lee:That's exactly right

43:10Andrew Santino:Yeah

43:11Bobby Lee:No your mom Your mom got it all fixed out And I'm glad that it No but you still make fun of her eye I have to And it's fucking crazy Well I have to It's insane

43:17Andrew Santino:Yeah yeah yeah I have to I'm Bobby mom all the time in fact I go out in public probably 10 times a day that's been mentioned and then you gotta go but your face is not really that happening your eye look at the eye you're like good I get it I get it every day

43:34Bobby Lee:that's not your mom by proxy it is and I love her I love her dearly I can't believe you never told me that story about your mom's eye unless it's fucking bullshit you do bullshit stuff like that

43:49Andrew Santino:It's 100 % real that that happened. I mean, it's very traumatic for her. Well, it's terrible then. Why didn't you say that when we started joking about it years ago? Because we're a comedy show and I thought you meant well, but now you keep digging and digging. I dig. He brings up the photo. Well, he did that. Yeah, yeah. You're like, look at that eye one way. And I'm just telling you, dude.

44:07Bobby Lee:Well, we love your mother. I'm the one that flew her out to see you. Yeah. Bring in a student. Let's see if we got a student that we want to chat with. Rocket money. The amount of subscriptions that we had you cancel through this company is actually very laughable.

44:19Andrew Santino:I had oatmeal. An oatmeal subscription? Yeah, I swear to God. This is coming to your house every day. I had oatmeal coming for months, like nine months in a row. Stacked, right? And I had to go to Rocket Money. And that's where I found the discrepancy. The discrepancies. That's right. Yeah.

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47:15Andrew Santino:21.

47:16Bobby Lee:Wow, that could have been my kid. Yeah. Your daughter. Could have been my daughter. Yeah. Do you know your mom and dad? I do know them. Okay.

47:23Andrew Santino:Thank God. You want to talk closer into the mic and put the earphones on? Yeah.

47:28Bobby Lee:This is Quinnipiac, isn't it?

47:29Andrew Santino:Quinnipiac.

47:30Bobby Lee:Quinnipiac. What did you go to Quinnipiac for? Media studies or something? Film. Film.

47:33Andrew Santino:Yeah. You want to be a director? No. Okay. Actress? No. Writer? No. Keep guessing. Producer? No.

47:39Bobby Lee:Rigger No

47:40Andrew Santino:Keep going

47:41Bobby Lee:What'd you call her? A rigger Sorry No What? You can't? Rigger You don't know what a rigger is? You rigs You don't know fucking rigger? Yeah A grip No You want to be Oh I know I do know What? Wardrobe Makeup Hair You guys are missing like the other big one I feel like you're getting Producer, writer, director Actor Huh? Editor Editor Oh my that was a good one It's funny because we don't value them Yeah Yeah You want to edit things That's awesome Yeah They're the best So you don't mind being locked up In a small dark room

48:15Andrew Santino:No I prefer it I like when they like Everyone goes on set And they like deal with all the chaos And then they send it to me And then I sit by myself

48:22Bobby Lee:And I do it You like that You like fixing things I prefer that yeah What's your name Emma Emma Emma Emma is here You're from Connecticut I'm from Boston Boston, Massachusetts Boston, Connecticut Boston, Connecticut She goes from Boston But goes to Quinnipiac in Connecticut Okay Which we visited Your beautiful campus

48:36Andrew Santino:Yes It's lovely It's a nice Yeah It's alright What do you think of LA? So Emma, have you gone to any nice restaurants? Have you experienced LA at all in a fun way? Like yes, but no. We've explored downtown a lot. We've gone to all the touristy areas. And my internship is in Beverly Hills. So that's the only nice part that I've seen. Didn't I give one of your students money so they can have dinner? I think I might do that tonight. They keep coming. As a group, they should.

49:04Bobby Lee:They know you might give them money. Yeah, yeah. Emma, so the dream is to be an editor. and you know that this guy edits this show, this little, the fancy, and he does a very good job. Have you ever seen this show before?

49:15Andrew Santino:I've seen parts of it, yeah.

49:17Bobby Lee:Yeah, parts of it. That means TikTok.

49:19Andrew Santino:Yes.

49:19Bobby Lee:I know what that means. That means TikTok. We're big with kids on TikTok.

49:22Andrew Santino:Yeah. It's like I don't have the attention span to watch like - Anything really.

49:26Bobby Lee:Right. Well, you're an editor, so you spend time watching other shit.

49:28Andrew Santino:Exactly.

49:29Bobby Lee:I'm the same too. I don't watch whole things,

49:31Andrew Santino:including this show.

49:32Bobby Lee:I've never seen this show. But that's not, you do watch whole things. You watch films all the time.

49:36Andrew Santino:yeah but if I'm not a part of it I'll watch it

49:39Bobby Lee:right she's not a part of this the fuck are you talking about young people her age don't watch anything anymore now you don't watch film

49:48Andrew Santino:I do but I feel like films are getting longer

49:51Bobby Lee:see they don't want to watch anything

49:54Andrew Santino:what are you talking about

49:55Bobby Lee:they're actually probably getting shorter they feel like they're getting shorter

49:59Andrew Santino:I feel like the popular ones lately have been have you seen Dr.

50:02Bobby Lee:Zhivago that's like 4 hours long statistically they're getting longer on average Oh, wow. You're right. And I'm not the only one.

50:09Andrew Santino:It's not like I have ADHD, but it's not just me.

50:11Bobby Lee:Well, look at that. They were around 90 minutes in the 30s, and then it went up to about 130 minutes, peaked out in the 60s. Then it dipped in the 80s and the 90s, which I love. The 90, 90 minute, you know, whatever. Back in the 90s, the comedies that were 100 minutes, perfect, you know? But they are peaking, yeah. But then right now, we're peaking. No, we're kind of on average. Going back down. We're actually going back down, technically. Yeah. So boo-hoo. Sit around. Do enjoy a movie.

50:35Andrew Santino:I do enjoy movies.

50:36Bobby Lee:What's the last movie you saw?

50:39Andrew Santino:I feel like the group of us watched something recently. Oh, we watched Pitch Perfect, which is not -

50:46Bobby Lee:Brand new movie just came out 15 years ago. Emma, Pitch Perfect? Well, it was on cable. We have like the TVs in our rooms. This is going to make me sad. She's going to keep telling me how awful this place is. It's awful. It sounds like a prison. It's nice. You guys have no money. Well, don't rub it in. I need internship right now.

51:06Andrew Santino:They're 20 years old. They're in school. Yeah, it's tough. I don't remember. So, like, you have a bank account? Yeah. Okay. Do your parents help you? Do you have a bank account? I don't know what the fucking deal is, dude. Sorry for swearing. She has a bank account. Okay. She can swear. Do your parents, do you ever call your parents like, I need money? No. And they never give you money?

51:23Bobby Lee:They, like, will offer it sometimes, but I don't like to take it.

51:26Andrew Santino:Wow, you're one of them. Are you making your own money now? Yeah.

51:28Bobby Lee:You are?

51:29Andrew Santino:I mean, at this exact moment, no, because my internship's unpaid, but I've like

51:33Bobby Lee:Unpaid internship was always the biggest scam of all time in Hollywood We all did it but it's insane They're like you do the same amount of work but you don't get any of the money And you're like when do I get the money? They're like if we want to give it to you That's crazy McCone's been on an unpaid internship for a couple years now That's pretty wild Do you enjoy working for them? Yeah Are you cutting? Are you prepping and stuff? What are you doing? No I'm doing like a lot of internee duties which is like running the social media and stuff but they're letting me like work on like giving like feedback on the trailers and stuff It's really like good It's worth it to have the experience It's just hard living in LA Because it's so expensive

52:05Andrew Santino:To not be making money Yeah Do you see yourself living here? No Or New York? She's gonna go to New York She's an East Coast kid You're East Coast I like it here I wouldn't stay here long term I'd live here for like a couple years Wait, wait, wait Yeah Yeah, exactly

52:21Bobby Lee:What?

52:22Andrew Santino:Yes People from the East Coast They're so delusional and crazy Hmm Let me make my piece here Yeah Alright LA is the best city in the world I believe

52:33Bobby Lee:I don't think it's the best city in the world What do you think it is? What's the best city in the world?

52:39Andrew Santino:Madrid's pretty great In the United States Well that's not the world Best city in the US

52:50Andrew Santino:New York's up there New York is way up there

52:53Bobby Lee:Chicago is way up there

52:54Andrew Santino:New York's beautiful Chicago's good Look at how gorgeous that is. But here's what, it's the weather.

53:00Bobby Lee:The weather is the best here.

53:01Andrew Santino:Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

53:02Bobby Lee:San Francisco should not be on there. Look at all that poop.

53:06Andrew Santino:San Francisco is still great. No, I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Poop Island. Great restaurants. But LA, I just, I can't, you'll never move. I can't. You won't let me. I want to. I know. Very bad. You're staying here.

53:19Bobby Lee:It's the hardest thing in the world. Whenever I said this the other day to my wife, whenever you fly here when you're coming back from the East Coast and you get to Colorado, they're like, it's going to be bumpy and then they go, all right, strap in your seatbelts and we've got about two hours left. You're like, two fucking hours? Yeah. We just did two hours. We got to do it again? Yeah. We're too far. Yeah. That's my biggest problem with this place. It's way too far. Not from Hawaii. Five hours. It's far from everyone. Okay. All of the country is that way. Everybody's that way.

53:51Andrew Santino:Not my people. You don't,

53:53Bobby Lee:I'm your people.

53:54Andrew Santino:Hawaii, dude. Have you been to Hawaii? No, I haven't.

53:57Bobby Lee:Have you ever been on a nice vacation? Yeah With your parents? Yeah Where'd you guys go? Puerto Rico I would say it's the best event It's an island of garbage

54:10Andrew Santino:That was really dead on You know who that was?

54:14Bobby Lee:It was a comic He joked around and called it an island of garbage What was that? I don't even know what that was It was a rally He called it an island of garbage It was a joke But it was at the Island of the Square Garden.

54:28Andrew Santino:Hulk Hogan was on it. I'm a garbage brother. So your dream is to become an editor, have a family maybe one day? I do. Well, you're 21,

54:41Bobby Lee:so life is so bright now. There's nothing getting it. She's so free.

54:44Andrew Santino:I wish you could like, you know what I mean, like borrow people's, younger people's blood. You stick around Hollywood long enough, you'll just, you'll get it. Right. Just give you a couple more extra years.

54:56Bobby Lee:That's why everybody's getting kicked off the air because they're all blood drinkers. They're all blood drinkers. I love that that's a real thing. I know. That people rumor this, that they're like, they're drinking blood of babies.

55:05Andrew Santino:Yeah. I've run into people that said that -

55:07Bobby Lee:That's what the Hollywood Reservoir is filled with.

55:09Andrew Santino:I know there's a cabal and you guys are a part of a cult. I go, really? Mild. And they go, and I always ask, am I in it? They're like, no, I don't think you're in it. Right? Then I go, then I'll ask like, but what about so-and-so? No. But then you get to a point like, what about Bill Burr? And they're like, uh. Because he's that famous? Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, he would never do that. That's what you think. Dude, baby blood is warm.

55:37Bobby Lee:Give me fucking warm baby blood. Dude, ice it down for me. This guy's giving me fucking warm baby blood at noon. Do you know who Bill Burr is? Do you like stand-up comedy? Yeah, I watch it sometimes. We saw your show. That was really good. What show? At the comedy store.

55:53Andrew Santino:Oh, you guys went to a live show? Yeah. Oh, they came to the main room. Oh, you guys saw that? Yeah, it was awesome. Who was not good?

55:59Bobby Lee:I don't want to say that. Yeah, yeah. We'll bleep it up. Don't make her feel that way. All right. Dax Flame was so good. We loved Dax. That was hilarious. I didn't see it coming. Emma, so we know your dreams. We know your hopes. Yeah. You're 21 and you're living in arguably the most uncomfortable part of Los Angeles. In terms of walking around at night, you don't feel safe. Do you? No. Yeah, please don't walk around at night. Yeah. We just met, but I really do.

56:24Andrew Santino:The things I have seen being here, just like what? It's been two weeks, maybe three. Yeah, it's crazy. And like, I'll look out on my balcony. Like I saw someone with one leg like throwing scooters at people.

56:36Bobby Lee:Oh, that's Caleb. Yeah, Caleb. I love that guy. He's actually very sweet. Yeah. There is a guy kind of near here that throws e-bikes into the LA River.

56:45Andrew Santino:Yeah.

56:46Bobby Lee:And then the fire department was there yesterday and I talked to the guy. And I talked to the firefighter. I was like, what are you guys doing? They had a hose out. and they were training by, they were, he was doing hose training exercises, like unplugging, unplugging, and they were shooting into the LA river. And I go, what are you guys doing? He goes training. And I go, what's up with all those bikes? He goes, dude, the more we take out, the more they keep putting in. So we're not doing it anymore. Wow. Because these homeless guys, they throw, they find them, they throw them in the fucking LA river.

57:09Bobby Lee:Yeah, look, that's them. They just, dude, they just huck them over the side. Like scooters and stuff? E-bike scooters. They'll throw fucking. Why? Because they're homeless and they're upset in there yeah right that's right there by frog town wow dude it's i the literally the the firefighter was like we stopped taking them out because we would have to take them out it's a pain and then the next day there'd be four more in there wow there's a homeless taking a stand against e-bikes he had no leg yeah he only had one leg he was in a wheelchair i don't know

57:37Andrew Santino:how he was throwing them he's throwing them far too he's throwing them like at people he didn't

57:40Bobby Lee:they didn't reach them but they got good strength those one-leggers yeah just like the guy that murdered your mom peace that's right that guy was a bad boy maybe this could be the same guy also uh there's a robot that's been stuck in my neighborhood they weren't allowed forever you know the ones that self-deliver i love those guys they all have names yeah this one's kenny and he's been stuck at a light pole in my neighborhood and i don't know what to do but i but honestly the sun is roasting him all day yeah and it's dying now the lights are dying on it It is like Wally, dude. It is like Wally.

58:13Bobby Lee:Good. I love the eyes that they put in. Well, look. It helps. And they blink. Yeah, they blink. They do blink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the eyes are slowly dying. I can tell it's dying. And I want to help it. And I always say hi. I don't know why. Yeah, you say hello.

58:25Andrew Santino:I just let them go in front of me.

58:27Bobby Lee:Yeah, me too. And I go, hi. I like how they stop really abruptly when they don't know what's in front of me.

58:32Andrew Santino:And I always go, I'm sorry.

58:34Bobby Lee:Like, it doesn't fucking know. No, it does know. You think it does? Well, it's recording everything at all times. someone's watching back some of that footage I don't like those things I put shit in front of them

58:43Andrew Santino:or juke them out

58:44Bobby Lee:they're taking jobs from real people

58:47Andrew Santino:no they're not dude you don't have to tip them

58:50Bobby Lee:someone had to program it fix it upkeep that's three jobs and that lost 50 people delivery jobs

58:56Andrew Santino:you're an oppressor that's how they felt when immigrants started coming to America they viewed it like that that's code how is that not an immigrant Yeah, yeah. Does he have a citizenship? One day that's going to be a sentient being. His name is Jamie.

59:12Bobby Lee:He's not an immigrant.

59:13Andrew Santino:It's Jaime.

59:15Bobby Lee:Imagine if ICE starts busting these boxes. Yeah. Today on KTLA. Today ICE takes down Jamie. Jaime. Please, no. Just delivering food. Please, please, please, please. Nice try, Jamie. On the fucking ground. Shooting that thing up.

59:32Andrew Santino:Yeah. Bad. Are there Waymos in Boston? No. I've never seen one until I came to LA. no when you saw one people don't know a Waymo is a driver self driver

59:43Bobby Lee:driverless car it's Uber without a driver it's a car it just drives you they suck did it shock you when you saw it or no it did I saw them at first and I just thought they were like weird looking cars and then I looked in and there's no one in there you know the bad news about this right because we're valley boys we live here in the valley they're coming to the fucking valley by next year they're mapping it out right now so it's happening I wanted it only in the city fine what's up with your fucking shit against oppressing fucking robots taking jobs from people i was a driver i was a fedex driver i support drivers and the working man yeah you're the working man you quit after like a month and a half how long did you do it well i worked till i got my unpaid internship and i had to take all my fedex savings and drive out here all right with the same car let's go back to emma i'm not interested emma do you like a guy like a coney is close in your age is this kind of guy someone if you saw him would you trust him at a party would you go i like this guy he seems trustworthy if you saw him i mean do you want honest yeah yeah yeah the mustache is always a little the mustache is always a little iffy yeah right but so far you seem fine he seems but he but the mustache at at glance go you what do you think you think perv

1:00:51Andrew Santino:abuser not not specifically him it's just the idea of that specific right but he is wearing known for that right is he cute yeah yeah oh okay wow yeah she has to yeah i do why because we're here it's you know what i mean she doesn't want to hurt his feelings okay okay i think you are cute because i've had girls say mccone's cute and thank you emma i appreciate you but i don't

1:01:14Bobby Lee:want to don't give him anything say thank you thank you emma you're the best thank you give it up for emma that's emma run applause send in another victim let's see somebody else emma i hope you make it i know you will you're gonna be a great editor you're gonna make it you're gonna make it yeah by the way if we need more editors right yep when she comes out here if we need one Well, you don't want to move to LA.

1:01:33Bobby Lee:We could. We seriously could use her if we need her for something. All right. We'll talk to you, Emma. Okay, Emma. Thank you.

1:01:40Andrew Santino:We need a guy. Oh, look at this guy.

1:01:42Bobby Lee:Oh, shit.

1:01:42Andrew Santino:We're getting two? Two. Yeah, we have two for one. Two for one. Two for one. All right.

1:01:46Bobby Lee:We're going to guess their names based on their appearance. All right. The guy's name is, he looks Eastern European. Yeah. Right? Yeah.

1:01:54Andrew Santino:Yeah.

1:01:54Bobby Lee:He does look Eastern European and his name is? Toke. Toke. Toke. T-O-K-E, Toke.

1:02:00Andrew Santino:You're Toke, dude.

1:02:01Bobby Lee:And this young lady looks... Yeah, yeah. She looks like just an East Coast girl. Willow. Willow. Willow or Willow? Uh or O? Willow. Willow with a W. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:10Andrew Santino:I get Willow and I get Toke.

1:02:11Bobby Lee:Because you look very Tokey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what's your real name? Ben. Close. Ben. Yeah, yeah. And your name? Sam. Sam. I was close. Sam and... Sam and... Ben. What's your name? Ben. No, Toke. I like Toke. Toke's, yeah. Alright, Toke and Willow are here. Yeah, yeah. And you guys are Quinnipiac. How old are you guys? I'm 21. 21, same. And then you guys are in the graduate program. Yep. What do you want to do, Toke?

1:02:34Andrew Santino:I want to find, like, stable income. I think I'd be cool. Oh, fuck. These kids.

1:02:38Bobby Lee:These kids these days, they want to work.

1:02:42Andrew Santino:Yeah, but it's a tough job market.

1:02:44Bobby Lee:I know I was being facetious. Yeah, no, it is very hard. I'm saying. I'm sorry. I was playing into it. I'm just trying to defend Ben, you know. No, no.

1:02:51Andrew Santino:I get it, Ben. All I've been told is it's hard to, like, get a job. and how has it been? I've just had internships.

1:02:58Bobby Lee:What are you doing in the world of film?

1:03:00Andrew Santino:I'm with Seven Equis right now. Oh, you work with us? I do. What do you do? You're interning? Yeah, I'm the intern there. Wow. Like Richie. I saw he was on the podcast the other day. Don't get any ideas, Toby. You have thin fingers. I like that. Thank you. Is that a good thing? It could be. If you're Chopin.

1:03:17Bobby Lee:Are yours? Yeah, yeah. We need you to pick a lock or something. And how about you, Willow? What do you aspire to be and do?

1:03:23Andrew Santino:I've enjoyed producing. That's been a lot of fun. You've got a producer. Yeah.

1:03:27Bobby Lee:You kind of have a producer vibe.

1:03:28Andrew Santino:You have a producer vibe.

1:03:29Bobby Lee:You know why? Because she's even keeled. She's got that very like balance. But not a good one.

1:03:32Andrew Santino:Like Kathleen Kennedy. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah. Like a whip. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My way or the highway? Secretly, she's insane. Yeah. Right now, it hasn't flourished yet, but you're going to be a bull. Okay. I'll take it. That's you. Do you have bully inside of you?

1:03:47Bobby Lee:Can you be mean?

1:03:49Andrew Santino:Look at that face. I ruined Star Wars.

1:03:55Andrew Santino:I think I've like raised my voice that someone wants like not including like my brothers because of course but um yeah jerk yeah no I don't I don't like confrontation okay I'm gonna have to get over that we're gonna learn all right so you and I are working you're a producer okay him and I are on a film set you have to be you have to scold us scold you he's a lighting guy right and I'm and you're we were behind schedule and I'm sound he's lighting we're just chilling No, we're just in the back alleyway smoking. You know what I mean? You need to put rubber trees? Yeah. You fell in that mud pile?

1:04:28Andrew Santino:You fell in that mud pile. Man. Excuse me, guys. Yeah, what's up? What's up, lady? Sorry to bother you. What's up, woman?

1:04:37Bobby Lee:We don't have any more cigarettes, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. It's my last one.

1:04:41Andrew Santino:You guys are done now. If that's okay, we're going to go back inside. We're going to do our job, and we're going to have a great day.

1:04:45Bobby Lee:What? What?

1:04:46Andrew Santino:Yeah.

1:04:47Bobby Lee:Who are you?

1:04:48Andrew Santino:Who are you? I'm the producer.

1:04:50Bobby Lee:What producer? We deserve this film

1:04:53Andrew Santino:Oh for the movie we're gonna Yes yes Top dog Top hire So I'm gonna need you guys To come back now Top dog That's you Yep that's me That's me It's nice to meet you guys But we gotta Gotta get back in Yeah well You know what Hey lady Can I just say something Please Skip Yeah thanks Go ahead We'll get there when we get there Yeah we'll get to it when we need you I have your paycheck So if you want that You're gonna have to come with me

1:05:16Bobby Lee:Oh you're extorting us Oh you're threatening us Okay

1:05:19Andrew Santino:I get it Alright I could I could do this all day You guys want your job We could do this all day too lady Pretty good You should be more stern though Yeah I'm gonna have to work on it This is great practice

1:05:35Bobby Lee:You gotta do it like You gotta talk like you're one of us So like look I'll be the executive You be smoking Can Ben be in it? Yeah Toke can be in it it's you and toke together I'm gonna show you what to do you guys are out back and you're on smoke break

1:05:56Andrew Santino:hey toke fuck this project that's what I'm saying it sucks hey boys hey guys

1:06:07Bobby Lee:how are you

1:06:10Andrew Santino:what's up man we're smoking

1:06:11Bobby Lee:I love smoking it's fucking awesome don't you wanna smoke everywhere all the time yeah we do

1:06:18Andrew Santino:We also want our privacy Tell me about it

1:06:24Bobby Lee:I told you to stand up for yourself Tell him off That's his name? You're fired So Bobby I'm going to need you back inside Or you're fired as well

1:06:34Andrew Santino:You see how quickly he got fired

1:06:36Bobby Lee:You see how that's how you do it That's how you do it You just bully him And you got it in you So bully us now Really fucking hit us hard I want you to fucking just make fun of us you have to

1:06:51Andrew Santino:you're Kathleen Kennedy let me say something this movie is 300 million dollars 500 million and we're behind schedule Tom Holland's waiting on set also who else is it and

1:07:07Bobby Lee:Tom Holland and what's the kid from fucking I don't know anybody's names Yeah, yeah, yeah Zendaya Zendaya and Timothee Chalamet And Chalamet They've been waiting For days We're camera operators Right, we're ops We're supposed to be on

1:07:23Andrew Santino:We're supposed to be shooting Aren't you guys excited about this though? We're smoking now Oh, okay, my bad You know that You know that producer What's that producer's name? Who, Linda? Whatever, that lady That lady with the hair

1:07:34Bobby Lee:Oh, the little blonde girl?

1:07:35Andrew Santino:Hey guys, hey guys

1:07:36Bobby Lee:Oh, here she is Oh, shit

1:07:37Andrew Santino:Can you put those down now?

1:07:38Bobby Lee:No No Okay

1:07:42Andrew Santino:Okay, awesome Let's tap cigarettes I'm gonna need you to do that Or I'm gonna need you to leave

1:07:49Bobby Lee:Uh Excuse me Excuse me Who are you

1:07:52Andrew Santino:I'm the producer

1:07:52Bobby Lee:What's your name

1:07:53Andrew Santino:My name's Sam What's your guys' name

1:07:56Bobby Lee:Sam Alright Sam You can't go up You can't Yeah She went My name's Sam Very sweet You're not my friend You gotta bully us Yeah You go You don't need to know my friend name Dude Sam let me just put this Into perspective okay I need like a notepad

1:08:11Andrew Santino:Here's I'm gonna put you You need to ignore All of these notes This is bullshit You're Cleopatra And we're just dudes building the pyramid God that's so harsh What? That's how you have to think though I get it We're just one of 20 ,000 people Building the pyramid You're the queen of Egypt Yeah you're the queen of Egypt To me everyone's on the same You're not gonna be a producer then That's not right No pyramids will be built. No pyramids are going to get built. No pyramids are going to get built. You have to be a bull. Now we'll do it again. Again? Ready? One more.

1:08:54Bobby Lee:You know who I can't stand? What that? That guy Toked that we used to work with.

1:08:59Andrew Santino:Hey, guys.

1:09:00Bobby Lee:He sucks. I think hey, guys is even wrong.

1:09:03Andrew Santino:Hey, guys. Hey, guys. What's up? Excuse me. Is that better? No. No.

1:09:08Bobby Lee:Guys, listen up.

1:09:09Andrew Santino:Guys, listen up.

1:09:10Bobby Lee:I have my job back.

1:09:11Andrew Santino:Yeah, actually. Okay. if you guys don't put those down, I'm hiring Toke.

1:09:15Bobby Lee:Yeah, that's good. Toke was really bad at his job. You could have Toke. You gonna fire me? Yeah. Okay, we'll just claim racial discrimination. How are you claiming that? Oh, Toke? You see any other redheads on set, Toke? Emma! Emma!

1:09:33Andrew Santino:Emma's my editor, actually.

1:09:34Bobby Lee:She's in studio. She's on set today. Oh, she's on set? She's on set. My daughter's on set? Yeah. M-Dog. Listen, you're going to be a producer. You're going to be a great producer.

1:09:45Andrew Santino:Thank you. I actually really like it out here and with school because I'm trying a lot of different things. So it's a really great experience all around.

1:09:53Bobby Lee:And Toke, I got to tell you something. Yeah. Be careful out there. I will.

1:09:58Andrew Santino:Why are you saying that to him? Because I want to say the same thing.

1:10:01Bobby Lee:You can feel something. He's a little troublemaker. He needs to stay careful. Stay careful. Why do you think I'm a troublemaker? Well, you wore a jacket and it's 96. It's a little weird. And that was a little dead giveaway that something's afoot. And I don't know what it is, but I thought, Toke came in here with a jacket. It couldn't be hotter outside, literally.

1:10:19Andrew Santino:It's normally very cool in the building, so I want to prepare.

1:10:22Bobby Lee:At seven, it's cold?

1:10:23Andrew Santino:And I'll tell you another thing, Toke.

1:10:25Bobby Lee:Toke.

1:10:25Andrew Santino:Your face is very Peaky Blinders. Peaky Blinders. Peaky Blinders. Hello, Toke. Yeah, like a hood rat from England. Yeah.

1:10:33Bobby Lee:Can you do a British accent, Toke? I don't think so. Try. That's you, dude. Toke, say... What should I say? That type of... where's the party tonight?

1:10:43Andrew Santino:Where's the party tonight?

1:10:44Bobby Lee:That's pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. Paul E. Where's the party tonight? Embody that character right now, Toto. What are you trying to do again in the business? I forget. Yeah, embody that guy.

1:10:54Andrew Santino:I like to do marketing, advertising.

1:10:56Bobby Lee:Advertising. Very good. All right, so sell me this show.

1:11:00Andrew Santino:You know, you got Killian Murphy. It's a pretty big name right there. That's a great... Well, I mean... Can I just say something? Yeah. I mean, we're a production company. Yeah. You don't open with whoever's starring in it. You need to know what the project is. What's the project? Okay, so it's about these British guys, and it's not in the modern day. It's like, I don't know what time period it is. That'd be helpful. Excuse me. Excuse me. Can we have a little meeting? He doesn't know the time period. That's interesting.

1:11:28Bobby Lee:He could just make it up and lie to us. They're gangsters. I know that.

1:11:31Andrew Santino:Oh, we're listening. We like gangsters. We're listening. Yeah, we love British gangsters. Gangsters, yes. Criminal activities. They do criminal activities. So time period Could it be in the future No it's like in the past Oh it is Yeah Are you sure How far into the past How far Let's say the 1920s 1940s maybe 1920s or 40s Big gap Big gap Somewhere in that 20s 1920 to 1940 There's time jumps though Oh you do a lot of time jumps

1:11:56Bobby Lee:Yeah we do

1:11:57Andrew Santino:Oh time jumps okay

1:11:58Bobby Lee:And now the show takes place in where London In central London Central London In 1920

1:12:04Andrew Santino:1920 Is that right I don't know

1:12:07Bobby Lee:dude you gotta pitch it you lied you just gotta does take place in central london very good

1:12:12Andrew Santino:very good toke you already lost the room yeah it's over yeah yeah i'll pitch you this show okay ready no pitch no pitch me a different show okay that you make up oh that i'm a new show yeah

1:12:26Bobby Lee:all right to all you guys are the executives yeah thanks for having me today guys great to be here

1:12:30Andrew Santino:how's everyone good oh hi how are you good evening oh good evening my name is uh skip Mr. Libowoski.

1:12:37Bobby Lee:Mr. Libowoski, it's wonderful to meet you and send your constituents over there. Introduce yourselves, please. Hi, I'm Willow. Hi, Willow. Your last name, Willow?

1:12:46Andrew Santino:My last name?

1:12:47Bobby Lee:Yeah. What is it? I feel like we're familiar. Maybe we met Willow. What's your last name?

1:12:51Andrew Santino:Willow Evergreen.

1:12:52Bobby Lee:Willow Evergreen. Willow Evergreen, anyway. Sir, what's your name?

1:12:55Andrew Santino:Sir? Toka. Toka. Toka. Toka Smith? Toka, Toka Smith. He also stutters. Anyway I will say Toka

1:13:08Bobby Lee:I do appreciate the fact That your parents Being very Anglo Smithians Giving you a unique name I like that He's Bulgarian Oh he's Bulgarian Let's move on So I have a movie

1:13:19Andrew Santino:What's the movie sir Do you guys like Who repped you

1:13:22Bobby Lee:Huh Who repped you Unrepped

1:13:24Andrew Santino:You're unwrapped Yeah How'd you get a meeting Toka How'd you get a meeting Willow I didn't schedule him Willow Did you schedule this guy He has no reps How did he get a meeting With us

1:13:34Bobby Lee:Well, your assistant read my script that I sent in and loved it. You did, Willow? Yeah.

1:13:38Andrew Santino:Yeah, no. I thought he had something, and I figured he should. Miss Evergreen wrote it. Really? Yeah. Unbelievable, because you bumped Aaron Sorkin for this. He's still out there in the hallway. I know. Anyway, go ahead. You guys like Girl Scout cookies? We love Girl... We've been talking about doing a Girl Scout cookie movie. And what's your favorite flavor? The mint one. The mint one, yeah. Okay. I like the peanut butter one. You do? Yeah. Willow, shut the fuck up.

1:14:02Bobby Lee:Willow, shut the fuck up. The movie I'm pitching is called Thick Mints. Oh. Okay. Not Thin Mints. And it's about a Girl Scout leader, a very beautiful, sexy, thick woman who trains young Girl Scout women to kill men. Wow. Who have done her wrong. It's almost like a, it's a female empowerment film. And all the while they're selling cookies to make money to fuel their, their revenge on all these men that have done them wrong. My God. It's pretty great. Cool.

1:14:33Andrew Santino:You like it? They're young children that murder.

1:14:35Bobby Lee:No, no, they're Girl Scouts, but they're all grown women by this point. Now they're just avenging their death through the Girl Scouts.

1:14:40Andrew Santino:So they train the children to kill? Mm-hmm. I don't know if that's going to mark it well. Why, Toko Express yourself, why? Interesting. Well, you know, I don't think that's going to appeal to the general audience, like child neglect. Well, I like it. Yeah, so.

1:14:57Bobby Lee:This is Hollywood at its finest.

1:14:58Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah. This is Hollywood.

1:15:00Bobby Lee:One guy in the room goes. You're an intern? Shut the fuck up. we like it yeah we like it by the way great movie it's a great movie a thick man very good the girl scouts are trained to take revenge on men who have done them wrong amazing alright well we'll say thank you to Toke and thank you to Willow you guys are fucking amazing we love you give it up for these guys you can join the others do we want to take one more for fun two more in general oh get them over here get them in here yeah get them in here guys you guys are the best thank you and good luck on everything hello you gonna be Capote the rest of the time what's your name oh wait let's guess hold on yeah her name is slavonkia slavonka slavonka and his name is tweet tweet tweet slavonkia and tweet yeah and your real names are jj jj whoa jj when we said tweet i don't like your reaction got a little defensive what does jj you stand for jeffrey jr jeffrey jr because your father's jeff that's true that's the big j

1:16:01Andrew Santino:your little j half vulcan what have vulcan you have a vulcan-y vibe kids got great teeth great

1:16:08Bobby Lee:teeth kids got great teeth great lips yeah is that weird to say yes okay i mean no if he has nice lips he's playing him a compliment i don't think it's that bad slovankia slovankia what's

1:16:18Andrew Santino:your real name it's gianna but i go by gg pretty close gg to be honest that's yeah in the world

1:16:24Bobby Lee:Slovakia, Giovanna

1:16:26Andrew Santino:What's your history What European country does your family come from? Italy Italy, France I don't know exactly

1:16:36Bobby Lee:No one's doing 23andMe anymore Gigi, can you put your mic closer to your mouth?

1:16:40Andrew Santino:I'm not allowed to do those DNA tests

1:16:43Bobby Lee:You shouldn't do them They're dangerous and silly They have your blood for the rest of the time

1:16:46Andrew Santino:They can frame you They have your DNA

1:16:50Bobby Lee:You're afraid of getting framed I leave my dating in every hotel room I ever stay in. Gigi, are you afraid of getting framed?

1:16:56Andrew Santino:No, no.

1:16:57Bobby Lee:Do you have anything to cover up? No. Okay. Is she being honest, do you think, JJ? I think so. Yeah, okay. Well, I don't buy it. What do you guys want to do in the biz?

1:17:06Andrew Santino:I want to go into editing.

1:17:08Bobby Lee:Do you want to be an editor as well? Tough competition with Emma, huh? Yeah. What about you?

1:17:12Andrew Santino:I think I'm going to AD route.

1:17:13Bobby Lee:AD. ADs are great. Smart. That's very smart. An organizational person. You're a people person, right? Maybe. well that's ad you kind of have to let me see if you ever ad something that i'm in

1:17:24Andrew Santino:if you quit the film if you call me in too early we're gonna have a problemo what is up with their fucking they don't know about time they do they don't they do then why

1:17:37Bobby Lee:do i have to wait four hours because they're lighting and they relight and then they change where we're shooting and you know how this fucking thing goes it's a nightmare who out of the crew hangs out the most? Well, Toke and I have been roommates in college. So Toke and you go back. Yeah, we go back. Do you like Toke? I'm a big fan of him. You guys are good friends. Do you guys do night whispers? What? You night whisper. When you sleep and you... Do you guys do night whispers? You go, Toke? What are you thinking about? I say, Toke. Toke. Yeah. What you thinking about? Grilled cheese sandwiches.

1:18:09Bobby Lee:Yeah. I really want one real bad. Oh, I wish we had a kitchen.

1:18:15Andrew Santino:You have a kitchen? They do. We do. We have a kitchen. What? We have a fucking kitchen. Do you have cheese or cheese? There's probably no cheese. Wait, wait. Do you have a fridge? Yeah. They do. We have a fridge.

1:18:27Bobby Lee:Fucking fridge? When did we get a fucking fridge?

1:18:31Andrew Santino:Do we have a grill? Do we have a grill? They do. No. No. What the fuck? We have a grill.

1:18:36Bobby Lee:No, he said fourth floor. Fourth floor. We have a fucking grill.

1:18:40Andrew Santino:On the fourth floor, we have a grill. Right? So do we have cheese and bread? We can do it. Let's do it. Let's make it.

1:18:45Bobby Lee:Do you do that ever with Toke?

1:18:47Andrew Santino:No. Oh, okay. You don't whisper at night.

1:18:50Bobby Lee:And who do you live with?

1:18:51Andrew Santino:I live with the girls, but I have...

1:18:53Bobby Lee:All the girls live together? Yeah.

1:18:54Andrew Santino:But I have my own room because there's three of us.

1:18:57Bobby Lee:There's three girls.

1:18:57Andrew Santino:You all have your own room, obviously. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to give you guys money. I'm being real. What are you laughing about?

1:19:06Bobby Lee:If you want to give money.

1:19:07Andrew Santino:Yeah, yeah.

1:19:07Bobby Lee:He's allowed to laugh.

1:19:08Andrew Santino:But you guys are going to fucking get dinner tonight. Okay. On us. On us. Do you have any cash on you?

1:19:14Bobby Lee:yeah I got cash in the bag okay

1:19:15Andrew Santino:I'll give you some cash we'll give you some cash you guys are gonna get a nice dinner okay on the we treat

1:19:21Bobby Lee:what's that like what's that in your mind what's a nice dinner is there a nice dinner downtown that you know of what do you guys usually eat in downtown because everything closes down there

1:19:29Andrew Santino:but on the way from here there are those places they go to Bob's Big Boy I don't know no I know yeah that's true we've all been like kind of cooking a lot you cook a lot we're like doing like frozen meals frozen meals cooking and frozen meals not tonight baby right and if you take the cash and don't get a meal, I'm going to have a problem with it.

1:19:47Bobby Lee:I'm not going to have a problem with it. You can do whatever you want. No, not me.

1:19:49Andrew Santino:You're spending on a meal tonight on us. Thank you. You're shady right now, Slovakia.

1:19:56Bobby Lee:What do you think? First thing out of her mouth. She was like, I don't want them to frame me. So she's obviously got some weird shit going on. You got some weird trust issues, I think.

1:20:03Andrew Santino:I just got social anxiety.

1:20:04Bobby Lee:Oh, you do? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm glad we put you on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:20:09Andrew Santino:This is a good exercise.

1:20:10Bobby Lee:This is good. We have anxiety. Yeah. You know what's great?

1:20:15Andrew Santino:You wouldn't think. I'm anxious now. I'm full of anxiety. We have terrible anxiety. It comes in different forms. We'll do some improv exercises then to get you through it. Let's do one. You want to try one?

1:20:28Bobby Lee:And you want to be an AD and what do you want to be again? Editor.

1:20:30Andrew Santino:Editor with Emma, that's right. Let's do an improv exercise, okay? You're doing a TED talk. Okay. A Tina talk. You have to be very confident. even though we're going to give you a topic you have to pretend you really you're a professional you know what you're talking about there's thousands of people in this room they paid money and they're here to hear an expert on a topic that's right so you're going to go up and you're going to make up a name where you're from and you're going to go into the topic for like a minute

1:21:02Bobby Lee:and the technology what's the topic well the thing you invented was you were the one that decided that the box at streetlights that goes wait or walk, walk, walk that's you. That's actually your voice the original one was your voice. So you were the girl that invented wait go, walk, walk that's you. Yeah. Okay? Do you know what I'm talking about?

1:21:29Andrew Santino:I have to talk about that for a minute? Yeah one minute. One easy minute. Yeah so I'm going to introduce you okay? Ladies and gentlemen lights down and how about a round of applause for our presenter for this evening.

1:21:42Andrew Santino:You don't clap for yourself. No, you can. If you're really excited about your project. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.

1:21:49Bobby Lee:Slovakia. Slovonia.

1:21:52Andrew Santino:Slovonia. And I have invented something that you have all used in your life many times. What is it? I wonder what it is. What is it? It's actually the crosswalk box that says wait and it tells you to walk.

1:22:07Bobby Lee:That's what she invented?

1:22:09Andrew Santino:Okay. No, listen. Listen. I'm serious. Think about this, okay?

1:22:15Bobby Lee:If this wasn't a thing, we'd all be getting hit by cars. Well, not really. I mean, we have eyeballs. We could see the cars coming in red.

1:22:23Andrew Santino:No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. We need this.

1:22:30Andrew Santino:This is a very important thing that is in every city, in every state, and I'm everywhere. Okay, can we... We have some questions. Can we ask some questions?

1:22:43Bobby Lee:I like how we gave her a great invention and she somehow made it sound like it was not worth it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like for some reason now I'm like, God, that is not... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was invented for the blind. Yeah. I mean... It was, you know that? It was invented for blind? Yeah, to help them get across the streets. Yeah. That's why you hear it go, so the noises echo each other so they can find out how far it is and where they're going. but you hate blind people you've said that on the show the first thing out of your mouth is I hate blind people no you did a good job pitching very good I actually really liked it you wanna do one?

1:23:13not really

1:23:15Andrew Santino:I think you should I think you should

1:23:17Bobby Lee:you know she said she has social anxiety and she really powered through it yeah and I applaud you genuinely that was fucking great GG GG GG alright let's go JJ JJ and GG TED talk or no? yeah he's gotta do a TED talk and what did he invent? you tell him I did hers

1:23:34Andrew Santino:okay Bubble wrap

1:23:36Bobby Lee:Oh this is fantastic Yeah yeah yeah Alright ladies and gentlemen Your presenter for the night JJ Thank you

1:23:46Andrew Santino:You know how like

1:23:48Bobby Lee:You order something And then It gets damaged On the way That happens to me yeah Oh my god

1:23:54Andrew Santino:Yeah it's happened to me Like human body

1:23:55Bobby Lee:Oh my god yeah Body parts always get dinged up They do What if you had a wrap Made a bubble To stop that What do you mean Made a bubble We already have that Bubbles, they float and then they pop. We already have that. Is this the guy that invented it? What do you mean? I did bubble wrap. Oh, you invented bubble wrap? I did. Really?

1:24:15Andrew Santino:Yep. They're not turning into a TED Talk. It's turning into an answer question. I don't want to. What are you talking to the fucking speaker for?

1:24:25Bobby Lee:There's only two of us in this room. I mean, my God, you didn't sell any fucking tickets. Yeah, yeah. It seemed like a Q &A. I did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah you invented bubble wrap yeah and what gave you the what gave you the instinct to invent something like that um well i ordered like a tv and then it shattered on the way so i thought we need better protection in like the postal system smart very smart smart i don't know why you're ordering tvs through the postal system but outside of that i think it's fantastic yeah jj you're

1:24:53Andrew Santino:gonna make a great ad someday very good idea and you're gonna be a great editor who's better at

1:24:57Bobby Lee:editing you or emma be honest go fast go honestly don't even think about it i haven't really seen much of her stuff. We need to have an edit. Oh, slam. Let's have an edit off. Slam to Emma.

1:25:05Andrew Santino:Oh, that was a slam. Oh, I didn't really see stuff that she does. Yeah, that's right.

1:25:08Bobby Lee:I don't like stuff that she does. That's a little down there.

1:25:11Andrew Santino:I mean, she's asked. I just kind of don't want to see it. Yeah. Yeah.

1:25:14Bobby Lee:Yeah, she does edit. Yeah. Not that I know of.

1:25:15Andrew Santino:I mean, I've seen it from afar.

1:25:16Bobby Lee:I don't think she's doing it right. A lot of other people say she edits, but I don't know that I know of. I wouldn't know. It's not really my thing. Yeah. All right. Well, JJ and Gigi, we appreciate you very much thank you so much for coming on thank you guys look at that they passed did they get a grade for that or they pass some sort of test yes um let's say this uh

1:25:32Andrew Santino:we uh thank you for all your birthday condolences yeah that was great can i say an honest thing real fast a truthful thing no it's the wrong word yeah he didn't die

1:25:49Bobby Lee:I want to say I want to say something genuine am I dumb honestly am I dumb no you know be real am I dumb you're an artist why cuz I say okay do you think

1:26:01Andrew Santino:I'm dumb yeah you really do no of course not all right I wouldn't do something with you if I didn't think you were intelligent if you're a fucking idiot

1:26:10Bobby Lee:I mean, I could freak. Here's the thing. I think you are what we call an idiot savant, meaning you're brilliant in your own very specific way. Yeah. And by the way, that's what makes you so special. I'm not smart. Oh, you're bright. No. An idiot savant refers to an individual with mental disability who also demonstrates extraordinary abilities in specific specialized area. That's fact. The term is now considered outdated and potentially ableist. Did not know that. Instead, prefer to the more respectful term individual is savant syndrome. Sorry. I like idiot.

1:26:43Andrew Santino:I'm an idiot. Yeah, you're an idiot.

1:26:44Bobby Lee:That could also be a special name, Idiot Savant. I just want to say this. I want to say thank you to everybody who watched my special White Noise on Hulu and Disney Plus or wherever you get it. It's all over the globe on Disney Plus, Hulu and North America, I believe. I want to say thank you. It means the world to me. I know the world is chaos right now. And I'm glad that we can make comedy that lets people forget about all of the nonsense in the world and just have a laugh. So thank you for watching White Noise. It means the world to me. Thank you. and also thank you for being a bad friend thank you for being a bad friend

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