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4:17Bobby Lee:And he's also sponsoring the show. So this episode of Bad Friends is brought to you by - By Killing Fields and Killing Fields. So wait a minute though. I post a video of fancy crying, like just bawling, crying, laughing. You guys went to get food. You guys went to go to a restaurant. And then -

4:39Khalyla Kuhn:No. It's McCone's fault. McCone got - Yeah, this is what happened, okay? I'm gonna tell you what happened. Tell me. I went through the gate way before everyone else. Right. And sometimes I'll go, I'm eating at this place, right? There were two seats open next to me. It's not a table. It's like a bar. A bar. Yeah. So then, you know, McCone and Andrea sit next to me. And I've already ordered a traditional breakfast. A traditional breakfast with eggs, bacon, right? And an orange juice, right? and in front of us is a gigantic kind of like menu that's leaning against the wall and on the menu is this chocolatey thing that only 12 year old kids get right it's got 16 pieces of chocolate stuck in it right whipped cream you know i mean a thick straw it's just this thing that you why would anyone get that for breakfast and why would that yeah but he orders it of course of course you know after he orders his original meal right he orders it later he goes excuse me um is this available and in my mind i'm like why would you get that he gets it right of course this thing is taller than average drinks right and there's a straw sticking out right so me and fancy share we share pancakes often yeah that's our little hobby i go yo andrea passed me the pancakes He hands it to me and I'm looking away and the pancake plate hits the straw of this chocolatey drink It spills all over all my body, the backpack, everything It's chaos

6:20Bobby Lee:But also the only reason it was in front of you is because you took a sip I didn't even get a sip before my first sip You're like, let me try this You put it right in front of you Okay, yeah So he didn't even get the drink No So really it was yours Yeah You technically Check it out You paid for it And you spilled it And you were the only one that drank

6:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah okay Yeah technically That's yours So now I'm drenched in this sticky Thick fluid Chocolate Chocolate

6:48Bobby Lee:Like brownies in it Yeah yeah It's bad Yeah

6:51Khalyla Kuhn:It's all sugar

6:53Bobby Lee:Why would you get that That's his fault It looks so good on the picture Yeah So You have such a deprived child Yeah yeah

7:00Khalyla Kuhn:So now My backpack is drenched With this chocolatey thing I'm drenched with it so what does one do? I look at the immediate first clothing store it was like a sports store

7:13Bobby Lee:and I bought

7:15Khalyla Kuhn:a complete different outfit

7:17Bobby Lee:you bought an Arsenal jersey

7:18Khalyla Kuhn:and I don't know why he laughed the way he did

7:20Bobby Lee:because he saw you trying it on and he says in this video you might be able to hear it calm down just say it

7:28Khalyla Kuhn:Bobby opened the seating room completely naked

7:34Khalyla Kuhn:asking for scissors

7:41Bobby Lee:so you so you're butt naked and you open the fitting room door and they're there because you want scissors can i defend myself real quick cut the tags off can defend myself sure it was just

7:52Khalyla Kuhn:a prank it was a ploy what do you mean because i had a fart brewing and i knew the tags were in the back of these new pants. So I was going to turn around and him grab it. He had to lower himself too. And you know what I mean? And then I would fart in his face. But it never happened. It never happened because they didn't have scissors.

8:10Bobby Lee:No. Yeah. You have made me pull them off manually. Yeah. Yeah. I go do it manually. But did you fart on him while he was? All right. So it did.

8:16Khalyla Kuhn:I pulled it off. All right. Good. I did pull it off, but I did answer the door. But can I just defend myself real quick? Sure. It's not as if I didn't look below and see what feet are in front of the. Yeah. I memorized the shoes.

8:28Bobby Lee:It was our friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you can always tell fancy shoes. They're 12-year-old boy shoes. Yeah, yeah. They're little boy Velcro.

8:34Khalyla Kuhn:So I opened it up, and then lo and behold, there's other people watching as well. But I'm in my underwear, so I'm not completely naked. Okay. Right. I don't know why he would react like this.

8:44Bobby Lee:It was so funny. And you also had me buy 12 wet wipe packages. Yeah. Well, you need 12.

8:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

8:51Bobby Lee:Because one is not enough.

8:53Khalyla Kuhn:One was enough. It was? Yeah, so we gave 11 to the waitress. And she couldn't believe it.

8:58Bobby Lee:She was not about to accept your tip. It took a lot of finessing for you to.

9:02Khalyla Kuhn:Do you know why? Because this lady gets on her knees with a towel and stuff. It's just wiping down my backpack and the ground. She doesn't need to do that.

9:12Bobby Lee:And you tipped her. Yeah. Yeah. What did you give her? A hundred bucks. Yeah. It took like 10 minutes. Yeah.

9:19Khalyla Kuhn:She went down and we didn't ask for that.

9:21Bobby Lee:Why did you? Did you ever say, stop, you don't have to do that?

9:23Khalyla Kuhn:I kept going, you know. She said, no, it's my job. It's my job. And I had to tip her.

9:26Bobby Lee:You have to. Yeah.

9:27Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And so then I had him go get me wet naps. You got a little bit more than I asked.

9:32Bobby Lee:You asked for$60 worth.

9:35Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know in Europe what wet naps cost.

9:38Bobby Lee:I don't think you know what they cost here. I don't know how much they cost. So I bought like 12 of them. He got a lot. He got a lot. To cover my bases. Well, at least you were generous and you helped her out.

9:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

9:50Bobby Lee:You know who you are when we're on trips like this? You are bring up bring up Jim Carrey, dumb and dumber. Handing out cash. Here you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. I mean, that is and I'm complimenting you. We would go. We got a ride from the house car at the hotel. And he handed him a hundred dollar bill. And it's nice. Very generous. And the guy goes, thank you, sir. And then we took it the car again, 10 minutes later, gave him another$100 bill. I was like, how much fucking money are you going to give this guy? He drove us a mile down the road. That's like Uber Platinum.

10:39Khalyla Kuhn:I'm going to defend myself real quick.

10:40Bobby Lee:I'm complimenting you.

10:41Khalyla Kuhn:No, it sounds gross. I'll tell you what.

10:43Bobby Lee:No, it's awesome. I'm saying it was funny the way you were so generous.

10:47Khalyla Kuhn:Can I just say something? I don't have a lot of money, so let me just say something, okay? What I want to say is this. at the comedy, we go up at the comedy, I get, how many times am I at the comedy store?

10:56Bobby Lee:Too many.

10:56Khalyla Kuhn:A lot. Yeah. Every night. Every night. Basically got a house comic there. Yeah. Okay. So every two weeks I take that money. So what I'm giving people isn't like money out of my bank account or anything like that. It's like, that's just, you know, cause we do like bring a room. They'll give you cash. Like, yeah, here's three,$400. Right. I don't spend that on anything. I do it. I use that as tips. Shadow cash. Shadow cash. Yeah. Yeah. It's not as if I'm like, you know what I mean? rolling in it and I'm like you know me and here's money for everybody no it's just like shadow money it's like you know what's another shadow money sometimes what the fuck is shadow money I made it up yeah what does that even mean I don't know I like it yeah yeah shadow money it's

11:36Bobby Lee:money that you know when my wife is like why did you buy that I'm like baby it's shadow money yeah it's shadow it's shadow money what does that say refers to a concept with a financial system that includes money like claims created through a repurchase operations and other non non-banking official intermediators. Shadow money, baby.

11:51Khalyla Kuhn:In a way, I guess that doesn't make sense. I don't know what that meant, but yeah.

11:56Bobby Lee:Makes perfect sense.

11:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

11:57Bobby Lee:Playing a crucial role in the shadow banking system. It's a broader concept just for an illicit finance and can encompass legitimate, albeit less regulated financial activities. Shadow money, baby.

12:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

12:06Bobby Lee:It's a legitimate term.

12:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, so I use that.

12:09Bobby Lee:Did you hear that somewhere?

12:11Khalyla Kuhn:No.

12:12Bobby Lee:This is insane that it's a real thing. You know when you guess something and you're like, I'm probably wrong, and it's right, and you're like, oh, fuck.

12:18Khalyla Kuhn:Well, sometimes I like to make up terminology.

12:22Bobby Lee:Yeah, you do all the time.

12:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I do it all the time. I don't know if it makes sense or not. Shadow money makes perfect sense to me. But I've always called it shadow money.

12:29Bobby Lee:Well, you were shadowing out a lot.

12:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

12:31Bobby Lee:Yeah, you shadowed out.

12:32Khalyla Kuhn:I'll be honest with you. You know what I used to spend shadow money on? Strip clubs. That is shadow money. Yeah. Well, that's what it's literally saying right there. That stuff goes to like cat litter. Right. You know what I mean? Like I spend money on cat litter and cat stuff and dog stuff. That's out of the shadows money. Or pool. I get a cleaning guy to come over once a week to clean my pool.

12:53Bobby Lee:Does he do a good job?

12:54Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

12:55Bobby Lee:He does?

12:55Khalyla Kuhn:I have a small pool.

12:57Bobby Lee:I don't think they ever do a good job. I think it's a lie.

13:00Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I need a poop picker-upper.

13:03Bobby Lee:Well, Richie is here. Oh, I got you. Yeah. I'm good at that. Yeah, really? Richie, would you go clean up all the cat poop at his house? For a good price. What would the price be, do you think? uh to just clean up cat poop around an apartment cat poop and dog poop around the outside honestly that's like i would take minimum wage for that what is minimum wage that you'd accept california california minimum wage is pretty high honestly i'd take like 15 for that that's not that bad 650 an hour yeah honestly that yeah but you could get it done in one hour so you're getting paid 16 no it would take 10 minutes okay right so here's what i would do richie take that richie

13:39Khalyla Kuhn:i would go here's for you to drive over to where do you live in what area like we're just gonna is it east north southwest?

13:46Bobby Lee:Cambodia. We told you. Oh yeah yeah yeah.

13:48Khalyla Kuhn:It's a far flight. East east yeah yeah. No in LA east side west side north or south?

13:53Bobby Lee:I'm in Burbank. I don't know east south. Yeah yeah it's north. I'm not good with directions. He's not good with directions. He's not good.

13:58Khalyla Kuhn:We're figuring that out. So Burbank to my house.

14:01Bobby Lee:We'll get your software system.

14:02Khalyla Kuhn:I would probably give you to drive all the way from Burbank to my house 50 bucks to clean my dog poo.

14:09Bobby Lee:That's good. I would do that.

14:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

14:11Bobby Lee:Let's let's let's instate this.

14:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Yeah, that's a good price, right? It's a really good price. Yeah, yeah.

14:16Bobby Lee:But I will say this, this is the innocence of how sweet Richie is. Richie helps and does clips for me and stuff on the side. And I said, hey Rich, I need you to do some other clip stuff, can you help me out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How much do you want for the clip? He's like, ah, like 10.

14:36Khalyla Kuhn:He lowballs.

14:37Bobby Lee:I was like,$10?

14:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

14:40Bobby Lee:To do work?

14:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

14:41Bobby Lee:I go, I'll give you$10 right now. Let me help. Give me the, you know. No, no. No, thank you. Are your kids starving? Yeah. I was like, Rich.

14:53Khalyla Kuhn:You're really doing the killing fields, huh? For real.

14:57Bobby Lee:How about this? You go to the house and clean up poop. You get yourself$100. $100? I do that easily. Wait, wait.

15:05Khalyla Kuhn:You're speaking on my behalf? That's right.

15:06Bobby Lee:Yeah, I'm your business manager.

15:08Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. Yeah, okay. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Yeah, yeah.

15:11Bobby Lee:It's shadow money, baby.

15:12Khalyla Kuhn:It's shadow money. Okay. Okay. You'll do it? I'm there. Okay. God, that's crazy. Now I'm questioning what he's willing to do for money.

15:20Bobby Lee:What are you willing to do for money? What aren't I willing to do for money? Wow. More interesting. Yeah, more interesting. Would you...

15:27Khalyla Kuhn:Are you good with woodwork?

15:29Bobby Lee:Can you woodwork? I could figure out woodwork. Are you good at escape rooms? I could escape. Okay. Do you have a secret talent of some kind? No, I... No. Do you not have a hidden talent at all that we don't know? No, honestly. Can you whistle? My talent is this at best. That's a talent? Everybody can fucking whistle. I can't whistle.

15:50Khalyla Kuhn:You don't know how to whistle? Let me try.

15:52Bobby Lee:There it is. Okay.

15:53Khalyla Kuhn:Whistle. Yeah, that's not a talent. Can you gleek? Gleeking is cool.

15:58Bobby Lee:Under your tongue? Yeah.

16:00Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I'm king gleek.

16:01Bobby Lee:How do I do it? You curl your tongue. Yeah, you can't gleek. You have to load some spit under there. Gleeks were cool to do. Remember gleeking on someone in school? Oh, I can kind of do that.

16:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, gleeking's cool. Yeah. I can gleek Alright what else Can you do Put your hands together And make music Like fart Wait

16:20Bobby Lee:Hold on Let me hear that again

16:25Bobby Lee:That's pretty good

16:26Khalyla Kuhn:Can you do that No Yeah you can Try

16:33You can't

16:34Bobby Lee:I can't

16:35Khalyla Kuhn:Okay You can't do that What else I see why they got you On reservation does yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what else could you do nothing much huh no i mean like i do this

16:46Bobby Lee:this is my juggle can you juggle i could do my yeah no no don't give him so you dance it's gonna break you dance are you a dancer i mean i got some solid i got some okay moves can i be honest i really miss andres yeah i know i'm kidding richie i love you i think you're great you're here to stay yeah oh thank you uh and uh all jokes aside you don't have a girlfriend you're single right i actually just got rejected like this week wait you're not married and have kids sorry come on man come on sit down no fuck you dude i really thought you thought the 23 year old kid had three kids with a woman from cambodia i saw amish documentary where this kid was 22 and

17:32Khalyla Kuhn:at like six kids. Oh, man. You have nothing. You just got rejected?

17:36Bobby Lee:No, I just got rejected. I bought concert tickets and we were kind of talking and I thought it would be a good gesture and then she did.

17:42Khalyla Kuhn:What concert? Depends on what the concert is.

17:44Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah. I got Weird Al. That's a rad concert. It goes on. That's what I thought. It's a cool. That's really cool. I saw them. I bought them instantly. I thought it was a really good idea. Dude, this kid, this is like, you remember those things when we were kids? Those little, there were tiny little squishy things and you put them in the tub and they expanded? Yeah. What were those things called? Whatever that was, that's like, Richie is that to McCone. Like, he's just getting the tub, he'll expand. They're the same kind of -

18:09Khalyla Kuhn:You can do it with gummy bears. You can? You can put a gummy bear in a bowl with water, and it'll grow overnight.

18:15Bobby Lee:I want to do that. Yeah, yeah. Richie, so you bought Weird Al tickets. How much did you spend? Not that much. I mean, like, 75 bucks, something like that, which is, like, pretty good for two tickets. Wow. Two tickets, 75 bucks. Yeah. It's just, like, not that bad. Did you go solo? Well, it still hasn't happened yet, so I need to find someone to wear it out with. It's late. It's at the end of August.

18:36Khalyla Kuhn:Richie, did you get backstage at least?

18:38Bobby Lee:No. Do you know at Weird Al? Pretty not great tickets. You know them. They're pretty far in the back. Let me tell you something real fast.

18:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

18:45Bobby Lee:All the ladies at home that are looking for a good man. He's six feet tall. That's taller than the average male. He's got a yearly income of, don't worry about it, never mind, but he can take it to Weird Al. What kind of car do you drive? No car. That's even better. George drove me. George drove you. That's embarrassing. But, but, but he's a, but you know, how about this? If there's a young lady that's willing to go on a date with, with Richie to go to this weird Aliyah concert. Yeah. We'll set it up. We'll, we'll, we'll set them up with a nice car and everything.

19:16Khalyla Kuhn:We'll do that. You will.

19:18Bobby Lee:Huh?

19:18Khalyla Kuhn:You will. Sure. Okay.

19:20Bobby Lee:Uh, look at me. We're not going to do it. No, no, no. But seriously, girls, if you're interested in this gentleman, he got blown off. He got stood up. That's awful and gross, right? You got rejected. Please email carlosinthebooth at gmail.com. And if you live in Los Angeles, he can take you. You just have to submit a video saying why you'd like to go on a date with Richard. What's your full name? Is your full name Richard? It's Richard, but I always go by Richie. Everyone always calls me Richie. Yeah, so if you want to go on a date with Richard.

19:49Khalyla Kuhn:Can I ask, is there a dinner involved? You've got to take him to dinner first.

19:52Bobby Lee:Of course. Not before Weird Al. They'll throw up.

19:55Khalyla Kuhn:But where would you bring this person? today i guess somewhere around okay i'm a girl so richie um i've never heard of weird al but is

20:03Bobby Lee:it gonna be good it'll be great oh he's gonna sing yoda at the end that's my favorite one what

20:07Khalyla Kuhn:anyway um i'm pretty hungry are we gonna eat something yeah let's go to in and out

20:12Bobby Lee:in and out it's good yeah in and out is good in and out's good yeah if you're high at one in the

20:18Khalyla Kuhn:morning it is good yeah yeah so where are we going richie uh a dime we're going to like like you know

20:25Bobby Lee:Granville and Burbank?

20:27Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

20:27Bobby Lee:Is it good? It's a good spot. Yeah. That's like the best I can do. Yeah. It's like a nice chain.

20:35Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, it's a chain.

20:36Bobby Lee:It's a nice chain. Yeah. It's a nice chain. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

20:39Khalyla Kuhn:I've seen that. We're driving by the street. Yeah.

20:41Bobby Lee:It's like what Panera Bread wishes it could be.

20:45Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, I see.

20:45Bobby Lee:Do you know what I'm saying? It's like a nice chain.

20:46Khalyla Kuhn:So Granville you would go.

20:48Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah. Granville's nice.

20:50Khalyla Kuhn:What's the best place you can take, though? Somebody.

20:53Bobby Lee:Granville.

20:54Khalyla Kuhn:You let him come over and clean up poop, he'll be able to take her wherever she wants.

20:56Bobby Lee:I was going to say, I could get a little better date. I'll just give you the money. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so how about this? Yeah. No, Granville's nice. It's like a nice chain.

21:04Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, good, good, good.

21:05Bobby Lee:But if she's not hot, where does she go? In and out. Yeah, in and out, BK. So you judge the meal on the look. No, not always.

21:16Khalyla Kuhn:So we're going to get you a car, pick you up, and then pick her up, and then we got to get you a car back from the Weird Al?

21:24Bobby Lee:why don't we just give him someone's car carlos he's got to use your car to go on a date he has

21:31Khalyla Kuhn:to use your car all right okay great wait but do you have a license dude i do have a license

21:35Bobby Lee:all right he's good i just don't have a car yeah yeah we're good he'll use carlos's car you know what here's the only stipulation carlos has to go with you on the date and the whole time

21:46Khalyla Kuhn:he's going to be trying to fuck that girl yeah so good and added an element of challenge yeah

21:52Bobby Lee:Yeah, it's too easy otherwise. It's too easy, yeah. You can't get set up by bad friends and not. So Carlos will be with you on the date trying to hook up. I'll blow you too.

22:02Khalyla Kuhn:Or you sabotage it by not going to Granville and go to Mastro's. Oh, and make him pay? No, and just go, oh, you can't afford this? I'll get it. Oh, that'd be a good one.

22:14Bobby Lee:Carlos, how dare you?

22:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that'd be a good one. I do want to do that. That's kind of tight. And then instead of Weird Al, you're like, oh, I'm going to Coldplay. No, no, Oasis, London.

22:26Bobby Lee:Let's get on a plane now.

22:27Khalyla Kuhn:Let's get on a plane now. That's hot. But I only have two tickets.

22:31Bobby Lee:Sorry, Rich.

22:31Khalyla Kuhn:Sorry, Rich. What would you do? Get revenge, Rich?

22:35Bobby Lee:I would say Weird Al's playing Yoda in the encore. We can't miss it. How many times have you seen Weird Al? Never. I can't wait. That's huge. I'm really excited. Where is he playing? The Greek? Kia for him. What? What? Wow. He can sell the Kia for him? Yes, sir. Wow.

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27:00Khalyla Kuhn:No, I've never met him. No, I have met him. Yes, I have met him. Super nice, Christian.

27:05Bobby Lee:Reach out.

27:06Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know him in that way.

27:07Bobby Lee:Because imagine if this guy could take somebody backstage.

27:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

27:10Bobby Lee:Are you a Yankovic fan at home, ladies? You got to hit up CarlosInTheBooth at gmail.com to get this guy to take you to a show. You got to live in the LA metropolitan area. Okay? Can't be someone that - When we get some of the emails, they're like, I live in Yaquipa. You're like, I don't know where the fuck that is. Do you live alone? Yeah, studio apartment.

27:28Khalyla Kuhn:Wow.

27:29Bobby Lee:Hell yeah.

27:31Khalyla Kuhn:Wow. This is nice. It's nice.

27:33Bobby Lee:What is Batano? Batano.

27:35Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

27:36Bobby Lee:What's Batano? What is that?

27:38Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know what that is, but I know what this is.

27:40Bobby Lee:And this is Arsenal FC, guys. You got an Arsenal jersey. It's a Slep King in the back. And thank you to London. Thank you for London. Thank you for London. London, we had a really fun time with you guys.

27:48Khalyla Kuhn:Can I get some stuff off my chest or... Go for it. How about London and Europe?

27:52Bobby Lee:Yeah, do it.

27:53Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Two things. I've been listening to a lot of Ram Dass. have you really yeah the spiritual i know who he is the teacher yeah and i've been um trying to

28:06Bobby Lee:meditate and it's all because of europe yeah um some things occurred what what happened in europe

28:12Khalyla Kuhn:well um you and i had our issue but i'm gonna talk about that but i'm gonna talk about um

28:18Bobby Lee:we didn't have an issue okay we had a i had a gripe we had a gripe but though that's mended

28:24Khalyla Kuhn:and what did i say to you in the hallway after the gripe yeah post gripe i'll never do that again and I'm sorry

28:32Bobby Lee:and

28:33Khalyla Kuhn:I love you yeah okay

28:35Bobby Lee:and I think that's the best three beats it is I'm sorry yeah yeah I don't know if it was in that order oh you're right you know what it was it was you know how much I love you yes and I'm really sorry and that won't happen again so it was in that exact order

28:50Khalyla Kuhn:that's okay because we're partners

28:51Bobby Lee:you know what I mean but we're also brothers

28:54Khalyla Kuhn:and we're also sisters

28:56Bobby Lee:sister sister yeah yeah yeah they should remake it with us

28:59Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah Yeah, Sister, Sister. The Tale of Two Sisters. That's another horror movie that's a career movie. Do you see it? Let's go back to my gripes with the - Gripe, gripe, gripe, gripe, gripe. Right. Gripe, gripe, gripe, gripe, gripe, gripe. All right, gripe, gripe. Okay, here we go. The week leading up to the gripes. Why are you nodding your head, Richie? You weren't there.

29:21Bobby Lee:I wanna know about the gripes. He's interested in the gripes, yeah. All right, so it was a great week.

29:28Khalyla Kuhn:We went shopping in London. We did Yeah Really good meals

29:32Bobby Lee:Delicious

29:32Khalyla Kuhn:And what a beautiful city Yeah Yeah

29:37Bobby Lee:My wife got her phone stolen on day one Yeah That was tough A very London experience Yeah yeah

29:42Khalyla Kuhn:You had a rough experience in London A little bit

29:44Bobby Lee:We landed in London And we got robbed the first night

29:46Khalyla Kuhn:And you know what I've been protecting I protected my phone so badly

29:50Bobby Lee:Well I told you I was like dude Yeah They're ready They're ready Look at the amount of iPhones stolen in London On a daily basis I mean honestly It's a joke But continue your gripe

29:59Khalyla Kuhn:Let me get gripe first and then we'll do the landing thing. Gripe it out, dog. Okay. So the first gripe was when I first landed.

30:07Bobby Lee:Okay, gripe it out.

30:08Khalyla Kuhn:Can I ask you, do you know what it was?

30:10Bobby Lee:There was no car waiting?

30:11Khalyla Kuhn:No. I'm fine with that.

30:13Bobby Lee:Are you?

30:18Khalyla Kuhn:If you're going to gripe. Oh, all right. Gripe. We'll talk about some of my things then. Gripe, doggy. All right. So what do I say? we've had tour managers before we have okay and i want to name her name she's great we love her and um when we're in a city ready to go um to the gig or a hotel or whatever there's a car waiting for us there is yeah okay when somebody else is tour managing i don't want to name the person right uh we have to get in a gypsy cab and wait two hours okay you know it's uh It's a little different

30:56Bobby Lee:Yeah

30:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah It's different And also the Look at his face Who? Richie? Yeah Yeah So but that's not my first gripe Why don't you Okay With somebody Who is it? McCone Go ahead I talked to Whitney I talked to Bert I talked to a bunch of people about this

31:15Bobby Lee:Name somebody legitimate Okay

31:19Khalyla Kuhn:Gerard Butler He

31:20Bobby Lee:I love him I love him Tell your little story later

31:23Khalyla Kuhn:Okay okay about jorard butler yeah yeah he loves you yeah okay move on that's i swear to god he loves

31:29Bobby Lee:brother i've done this to you i've i've lied to you and said this person loves you and he's like i bought my mom right shut up that's your line shut up dude why are you blushing i know what's

31:39Khalyla Kuhn:coming okay and i said we're in the car and you know macone is the videographer and you know you were trying to look at the buildings you know it's a city i haven't been to in 20 years right And I'm in awe I'm taking in the history You're always taking it in I'm looking at the parliament I'm looking at the Big Ben I'm looking at the statues The history Where the Beatles played On that rooftop We love that And there's a camera in my face Now At one point I was like You know what Put it down Because it's kind of like Distracting me I want to You know And he goes No I'm serious McCollum Just put it down because I'm trying to enjoy.

32:22Khalyla Kuhn:It's kind of, you know. Nope. I go, yeah, do it. No. I go, why? He goes, because Andrew said no. So then I look at him and I go, but you know, it's half my podcast, right? He goes, I don't care. Andrew said no. The balls. Right? So now everyone listening right now, this is what I have to do now. I got to call Andrew to call McCone to say no. That's right. Right?

32:49Bobby Lee:Now did I say shove a camera in his face And when he says stop don't stop I never said that No but there's a history on tour where Bob you like to you know Okay put the camera down But it's like for the bit And like you're always You're a good actor sometimes I don't know what's real and what's fake And I thought you were doing a bit

33:08Khalyla Kuhn:This is manipulation at this high as order This is Fargo shit I rewatched Fargo You Minnesota people dude It's Fargo shit They all manipulate Yeah they manipulate You act all incident But then you're shooting somebody in the face

33:19Bobby Lee:putting people in a wood chipper. He wasn't from Minnesota. The shooters weren't from Minnesota.

33:25Khalyla Kuhn:Here's the deal. Did you hear that tone though? I heard it. Okay, thank you.

33:27Bobby Lee:I heard it right now.

33:28Khalyla Kuhn:He just did it literally right there. That tone was no. Right. When he was in the car.

33:32Bobby Lee:Right. And I do apologize for that.

33:33Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

33:34Bobby Lee:And I never told you to keep rolling when he says stop. Yeah.

33:37Khalyla Kuhn:Well, yeah.

33:38Bobby Lee:Also - What?

33:40Khalyla Kuhn:There have been times where

33:42Bobby Lee:I'll look over when Bobby's like, stop, and I'll look to you and you go. Yeah. If it's fun. I know. And this was so fun. We were going by buildings. He was like, oh, it looks like Auschwitz. He was just throwing out gold constantly. That's gold? It's bronze. The point is, McCone, and Bobby and I had a real conversation about it. McCone is there to do, that is his job, but he kept doing too much of his job when you asked him to not do his job. And how is he being punished? And I'll tell you. He's been sleeping at the studio.

34:17Khalyla Kuhn:That's right. No no

34:19Bobby Lee:I'm not kidding

34:20Khalyla Kuhn:I know I know what the story is I came in this morning I know the story

34:22Bobby Lee:To go get stuff

34:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah and he's sleeping here

34:24Bobby Lee:He's sleeping on the couch In the studio Yeah And I was like Hey buddy And he goes Hey I go what are you doing I couldn't I guess this is where I had to go I said do you need Somewhere to sleep dude No I kind of like it here Yeah So he's self He's self bashing He's doing it To punish himself

34:44Khalyla Kuhn:Well the apartment That he has Something happened There was a gas leak What happened?

34:48Bobby Lee:It was built in like 1906 and they're repainting it so they sanded and now there's just lead paint dust in everywhere

34:54Khalyla Kuhn:because they didn't properly

34:56Bobby Lee:cover our windows. And his landlord legally has to give him money to go somewhere else and his landlord was like, no.

35:02Khalyla Kuhn:Wow.

35:02Bobby Lee:And then my renter's insurance doesn't cover any of that either.

35:05Khalyla Kuhn:Wow, so you're staying here? Yeah. Okay. You're taking a shower at your house tomorrow?

35:08Bobby Lee:No, where'd you shower today? I didn't shower today. Let him stay at your house.

35:14Khalyla Kuhn:No, I already have three Filipinos staying there.

35:18Bobby Lee:What's one more Minnesota? Yeah.

35:20Khalyla Kuhn:All right. So that. No, hold on. Hold on. That argument of like, you thought I was joking. Yeah. Maybe the first time, but I said like three or four times. And then it got to the point. Then it got to the point where I had to actually call Andrew. At that point, you would think that I wasn't joking. No, I know. And then I stopped. He did stop that? After Andrew called you to stop. That's right. I told him. The people that I've talked to about this, that's fireable.

35:45Bobby Lee:Well, what do you think? Do you want to fire him?

35:46Khalyla Kuhn:No, I don't. But I think the moral is we reached an agreement where we established a safe word, which he did. And I think it's I think it's a great. First of all.

35:56Bobby Lee:Yeah, that was for you. I said, let's have a safe word when you really don't want to be filmed.

36:00Khalyla Kuhn:Can this be the safe word? Stop.

36:03Bobby Lee:No, because why is stop not the safe word anymore? Stop with you is playful. It's got to be a word. Here's the thing. When you're having when you're playing character sex with someone you're having sex with.

36:16Khalyla Kuhn:I love that.

36:17Bobby Lee:And they have to have a safe word that's off beat so they know it has nothing to do with what's going on.

36:22Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

36:23Bobby Lee:Like rikki-tikki-tembo, no sir, Rembo. You have to do that. And I'm not, that's not a, that's an Asian thing, but it's not an Asian thing.

36:31Khalyla Kuhn:Well, that's the first gripe. May I move on to the second gripe? Gripe two. Okay. Where is Carlos, by the way? Are you getting - Because this next gripe is about you. And this one was, oh my God, I could not believe it. Go on. I will

36:47Bobby Lee:because I've got some I've got some you got one well I have something to talk to him about

36:50Khalyla Kuhn:yeah this one was huh

36:52Bobby Lee:what happened let him feel

36:57Bobby Lee:you know what happened what happened all right not with him I don't know

37:01Khalyla Kuhn:no but with me do you know what happened with me yeah you made a huge deal about it when at the in Ireland yeah yeah we got in a tiff no we didn't get in tiff you got in tiff oh yeah I forgot when I said, are you mad? You said, I'm not mad, which was very scary. Which means he's mad.

37:21Bobby Lee:Yeah, it was very scary. It's like when you say stop, but you don't want it to stop.

37:23Khalyla Kuhn:But Jedi mind tricks.

37:24Bobby Lee:You do a little Jedi.

37:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, if you're a Padawan, you grow up in that lifestyle.

37:28Bobby Lee:Gripe two. Gripe two, Padawan.

37:30Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, here we go. So I just want to tell people listening, hello and bonjour. Good. Okay. And what I want to also say is this, is that, you know, when you're on a tour, right? We don't eat all day

37:47Bobby Lee:Well you usually don't

37:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah but still I mean a lot of the people's Complaint is after the show Food Yeah like we're hungry And so what the other Tour manager would do

37:59Bobby Lee:The thing I did in London the first night Did he? Getting a little sticky Did he?

38:04Khalyla Kuhn:He did

38:06Bobby Lee:Yeah it's where you ate Nessa

38:09Khalyla Kuhn:No that's not true You know who came up with that? Your friend My friend Do you remember that? I do I had reservations She didn't I was in the car when she called Can we get a table of 15? Oh I'm talking about the night before

38:27Khalyla Kuhn:I'm talking about show night I'm talking about show night Yeah but we can't let go of other nights I did for you But the other nights we can figure that out Wait can we talk about Gripe Zero Which was that you didn't like your seat on the plane because it was business and not first, even though they have the same seats? Oh, God, dude. I didn't have a gripe on that. How dare you?

38:52Bobby Lee:My only complaint is... That Robin Thicke was in first. Yeah, you were mad because Robin Thicke was in first. You did say that.

39:02Bobby Lee:That's not the gripe. The gripe is this. You said, why the fuck is Robin Thicke at first and I'm not. Well, he cut ahead of me.

39:10Khalyla Kuhn:I'm in line for first. He cut ahead of me. I go, why the fuck is Robin Thicke going cutting ahead of me? He's so famous. I know, but he's so handsome too. All right. Right. I don't mind following Robin Thicke. I can't even fucking talk. Robin Thicke into the plane, but I had to wait another 20. Anyway, stop. Stop. You're right. Move on. Here's another thing about that plane, okay, is I've never been on a plane like it where you're facing. So I'm facing this way and there's a dude facing this way, right? And our heads are this close. like his head's right here and we're right and there's a little wall that you can pull up but you can't pull that up until the flight takes off right right so i'm just kind of and he's coughing right and i'm like and then i go can i bring the and they're like no not until now i can't you know it's weird i get it so i complain about that i'm sorry okay but i'm grateful for the fight

40:05Bobby Lee:yeah no problem gripe go on all right let's go let's go to gripe because i'm gonna wedge mine

40:09Khalyla Kuhn:in real fast you want to do it now night one i said okay he's bouncing around ooh you know carlos yeah yeah and i said are you high oh here we go and what did you say to me oh i said no but that's because i forgot i was high no no no that's too high no if you're so high you forgot you're high yes high it's because i took all my edibles on the plane when we landed because i thought we

40:36Bobby Lee:and go through customs. I said, first of all, I told you not to bring anything through. Yeah, but it's fine in the air. Okay. Okay. I said, are you high? International air. And you said no. And then I, and then McCone ratted you out and said, he bought weed from a guy in the park. Oh no, that was Brad. He gave it to me. Okay. Yeah. Gave you weed in the park and you smoked weed with him in the park.

40:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. It was fun. It was like a real British experience. It was like Ted Laszlo.

41:02Bobby Lee:What's British about smoking weed in the park? That's a British thing? Yeah, it was British grass that we were sitting on.

41:08Khalyla Kuhn:It is British grass. I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never had British grass. God save the queen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to my gripe? Gripen. Okay. Sorry, Andrew, about forgetting. I can't believe I fucking did that. Okay.

41:20Bobby Lee:No, it's okay. I just wanted you to tell me the truth.

41:22Khalyla Kuhn:No, I mean, I'm always going to be honest with you. If I forget, it's just the brain sometimes goes, man.

41:27Bobby Lee:I understand.

41:28Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you. So we're in Dublin, okay?

41:34Bobby Lee:Lovely city. oh my god lovely city that hotel lovely city i went back twice for that lunch i know you ate

41:42Khalyla Kuhn:it's the same yeah it's phenomenal this is all papa needs for nutrients okay so you had food at your hotel already you could have just went there and hold on hold on okay i see what he's doing he's good today i just want to let you know how the human body works okay um there's something called breakfast, lunch, and dinner, correct? Yeah, it goes breakfast, lunch, dinner. And since we're in Europe, you get a second breakfast. Always. Yeah. You have to. You always have to, okay? So yes, I had lunch twice, two days in a row at the hotel, what do you call it? Cafe. Cafe, yeah. Okay. Soft sandwiches, tomato soup, little side cheese plate, some greens, and a beverage of some sort.

42:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful. Okay. So, and I ran into that old Joe Walsh. Remember I told you?

42:34Bobby Lee:Crazy you ran into Joe Walsh.

42:36Khalyla Kuhn:I'm outside. You hear about that? I'm outside of the hotel and I'm smoking a cigarette. And I've just been thinking about you. Because this is the day after. This is when I'm waiting for my car to the airport.

42:47Bobby Lee:The BMW X5. Go on.

42:49Khalyla Kuhn:What is he doing?

42:51Bobby Lee:I'll tell him something. Anyway, Joe Walsh. He booked a fucking Prius for me to go back to the airport. Oh my God. He booked a Prius. I have five bags. I've been gone for three weeks. He booked a Prius. The Prius shows up. I go, I go, I can't get in this.

43:06Khalyla Kuhn:Andrew, they don't have Priuses on the black lanes.

43:09Bobby Lee:Hey, hey, hey, Bob, it was a Prius. I believe you. It was a Prius. Full heartedly, my friend. I saw what showed up. I'm on your side, dude. It was a Prius.

43:16Khalyla Kuhn:Andrew, I'm on your side too. I think we should call corporate.

43:19Bobby Lee:It was a Prius and I go, I don't think my luggage can fit in there. My wife and I have five bags. We've been traveling for three weeks. Go ahead.

43:27Khalyla Kuhn:When I get gripes My ear itches Yeah Okay May I do mine Go for it Alright so The show's over It's about 8.30 I've been working 14 hours Yeah that's your job The job entitles a lot of things It's a big job It's a big job Sir Okay So Andreas is there with us Yes he is And no joke I turned to him and I go what are we going to go eat? He's like, I don't, we don't have, you know, plan, you know?

44:00Bobby Lee:Richie, do an impression. We don't have a plan to go to the restaurant. Perfect. Very good. Yeah, very good. More French, but fine. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. French, French, they touch.

44:12Khalyla Kuhn:And I go, well, that's interesting because, you know, usually a tour manager sets it up. Sets it up. Right. And he goes, I'll be right back. And he, I guess, goes to Carlos and goes, Bobby is telling me, you know what I mean to get that you should already have that arranged right so now we're talking to by the way that show was amazing in Dublin it's great yeah we had these dancers go up on stage the Irish dancers the Irish dancers so fun we danced with them I loved it and it was pure joy it was magic it crushed yeah it was magic so afterwards I'm with um there's three Irish lady dancers, a male and we're chatting it up

44:54Bobby Lee:backstage. We're razzling. What a victory.

44:58Khalyla Kuhn:Big dub. And you know we're hugging and all of a sudden this is what I hear and I'm not making this up Fuck you Bobby! That is... No, that's the tone. That's the tone. That's not the words I saw. Oh, what was the real words? I'm sorry. I saw the movie once.

45:14Bobby Lee:What were the words? I wasn't there for this.

45:16Khalyla Kuhn:I had no idea. I'm working Bobby. I'm working Bobby. But there were some swears. No, there were no swears. It was just tone. You were right on tone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's screaming at me, right?

45:27Bobby Lee:Yeah.

45:28Khalyla Kuhn:I'm with these people.

45:29Bobby Lee:Oh, wow.

45:30Khalyla Kuhn:You know what I mean? In front of friends. In front of friends. Right. Workmates. Right. Cohorts, if I may. Cohorts, yeah. It's like the showbiz experience. It's like an Aaron Sorkin show backstage. Okay. Trying to go. It's like studio TV. Okay. And when he did that, I calmly walked up to you. It was horrifying. And I go, are you out of your fucking mind? Don't ever talk to me like that again. Okay? Yeah. If you had done that to anybody that was the artist, a road manager, out the window.

46:07Bobby Lee:Out the window.

46:08Khalyla Kuhn:Right? I don't know why you're nodding your head, McCollins. Same thing. Okay?

46:14Bobby Lee:Yeah, you're on probation as well. The fuck are you doing? Yeah, yeah. What are you doing? Yeah, yeah.

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46:33Khalyla Kuhn:There are some photo apps and games and stuff that have subscriptions on that just bleed money. Oh, yeah. But what is Rocket Money? Rocket Money has it on an interface where you can just easily cancel all of them.

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50:30Khalyla Kuhn:it's like the dog. Remember you're like, who, who ate my slipper? And one, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Or the guilty dog is just, you know what I mean? Yeah. So that's what you're doing. Yeah. So, um,

50:42Bobby Lee:the only person in the window not on probation is Richie.

50:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Yeah. Richie's the best. Yeah. And so, um, what I want to say is I, after that, I went to my dressing room. No one's in there. And I sat down and I, I just literally went, yeah I think I can't do this right I'm being real I just can't do this you know and it was the first time I ever felt that where I was like do I want to change things up you know what I mean do you not with you and I no no with yeah yeah with them no good Good. I'll tell you why. Ram Dass.

51:31Bobby Lee:What did Ram Dass teach you?

51:32Khalyla Kuhn:I don't remember. Okay. I don't remember, but just something of his tone, of his voice, and about mindfulness and stuff. So it's like, it passed some of the rage tied to it. But it does show me that there is something wrong with the dynamics. And I think that we mixed fame with our employees. When you have employees and you mix it with, full of dude you're getting recognized i think this is projection because i think that there's

52:04Bobby Lee:a whole different problem happening here and it has nothing like fame didn't even come into my head what is the other problem that you think it is i've known bobby since 2009 i work for him so i talk that's so in the way that you make fun of me saying you let mccone in too close you let him get in too close you give him too much blah blah blah then you do that with carlos

52:23Khalyla Kuhn:well yeah i mean of course i have known him that long yeah right but it's not like we were like the best of friends so you're saying you're not friends with him at all i was it's like let's suppose esther pavinsky right yeah one day was just like i want to be your assistant then the role changes right the roles change and you have to do that job but are you communicating that don't you think that's just an instinct i don't know if he's got good instincts like i'll get Can I give you an example of this? Yeah. Okay. I was on that TV with Jordan Peele. And we hung out all the time. We were very close.

52:58Khalyla Kuhn:Right. Okay. He became this gigantic director. Yeah. The roles have changed a little bit in our friendship.

53:05Bobby Lee:Yeah.

53:05Khalyla Kuhn:You know, and I instinctually know that. The things that I would say to him, I think that before, I don't think I would.

53:14Bobby Lee:Why not?

53:15Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know. I think just the roles have changed. He's in a different place. and yeah. He should be the same guy you knew before. I think I'm saying it wrong. I think that if he hired me in a movie. If he hired you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Ah, okay. If he hired me in a movie, the roles would change, I think is what I meant to say. Okay. Yeah. It's not like I'd be like, fuck you, I'm not doing that.

53:36Bobby Lee:Well, how do we reconcile?

53:39Khalyla Kuhn:Well, I'm fine. You know what I mean? They have to change.

53:42Bobby Lee:Are you willing to change?

53:45Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, yes. I'm willing to change that aspect of my behavior. I shouldn't have yelled at you, Bob, just as a guy I know that was fucked up. But did you... Can we just admit, though, it was a scream? Oh, yeah, I screamed at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I wish you were there. I wanted to see it. It would have startled you. Pretty upset I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would have startled you.

54:10Bobby Lee:It was awesome.

54:11Khalyla Kuhn:I didn't say that.

54:12Bobby Lee:He was about to say it was awesome.

54:14Khalyla Kuhn:It was awesome? That is future projection on what I could have said. Here's another thing that I have a little bone to pick with you too. Is that I'm beginning to think this Arsenal thing was a prank. Oh my God. So I'm going to, I'll tell you. What do you mean by that? So, stop. What are you doing? Pulling out my email so you see it's not a prank. Okay.

54:36Bobby Lee:A fan made that for you?

54:38Khalyla Kuhn:No, that's what I'm saying.

54:40Bobby Lee:Oh, you think it's bullshit?

54:41Khalyla Kuhn:So a week before we're going to London, Carlos calls me and goes, I guess we're going to the Emirates. which is you know my favorite sporting team it's in north london and i've never been to the emirates is the stadium that they play right and he goes yeah you're gonna get a tour of the grounds and this and that and i was literally i did i not cry yeah i was i cried because i was so happy did i go to the emirates when i was in london no no no but i don't know what it looks like i don't I don't, yeah, yeah. But. Don't say it.

55:15Bobby Lee:No, I was gonna say, do you think a different tour manager would have got you to the Emirates?

55:26Khalyla Kuhn:Ooh, that's a good one. Whoa!

55:32Bobby Lee:Yeah! Oh boy. I think so. Oh boy.

55:36Khalyla Kuhn:What?

55:37Bobby Lee:I'm gonna take a second and say something. Go ahead.

55:40Khalyla Kuhn:Go ahead, speak your mind.

55:41Bobby Lee:That was a funny bit. The Emirates thing? What I just said. It was just for a bit. It was for a bit. But I think you did a good job. And we do love you.

55:51Khalyla Kuhn:Thanks, Andrew.

55:52Bobby Lee:And we appreciate you. And McCone did a good job. And we appreciate you. And Richie. Did a better job. You did the best job. And he wasn't even there. Thanks, guys. Yeah. We got to put him in the animated show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't even have a choice. Gripes out?

56:15Khalyla Kuhn:It doesn't feel better.

56:16Bobby Lee:You don't feel better with the gripes are gone?

56:18Khalyla Kuhn:The apologies have to be a little bit more real, I think. You don't believe them? No. Let's hear it now. McCone first, and then Carlos, and let's just hear these. I want to see, and as a very, one of my best friends in the world. Yes. Will you be real to see if it's a real apology? Yeah, let's see. All right, let me try to, let me just get my mindful hat on. Beep. And let me open my heart.

56:39Bobby Lee:Wait, it's loose on the side.

56:40Khalyla Kuhn:there it is right whoop it's open right open wide open i'm in the moment okay and i will turn my body like animatronic style

56:53Khalyla Kuhn:hi bobby i just want to say legitimately i'm so sorry that i was filming too much when you didn't

56:59Bobby Lee:want to i just know that whenever we're on these trips some of the best times in my life and i really want to capture every moment of it not just for my memory but for the fans stop for a second

57:07Khalyla Kuhn:he's already justifying it in some way, right? I just want an apology. It's already tied into like why he did - I'm sorry, but. His behavior, but. That's what it is. Start over, please. Open and go.

57:19Bobby Lee:Bobby, I was wrong to have been filming for you as much as I was. And when you said stop, and now we have a safe word to not do that. So it'll never happen again, I guarantee it.

57:29Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. I felt real.

57:31Bobby Lee:A little bit.

57:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's still a little bit of - Could've been more sweet. No tears, nothing. No well.

57:36Bobby Lee:The first one was going to be sweeter, but you guys wanted a more straightforward one. Yeah. I was like, I'll just cut to the chase. It's not what we want.

57:41Khalyla Kuhn:That's not what I want.

57:42Bobby Lee:It's what you should want.

57:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Interesting. You know, let me say something, man. Next. Hey, Bob. Carlos here. I'm sorry I was so passionate about the show and that I let it out on you.

58:02Khalyla Kuhn:I should have done better. I should have been. And I should have done the Buddhist thing to do. Sit with my feelings, don't release them in anger.

58:11Bobby Lee:Are you singing an Oasis song? Very good. Really good. Very good. And I love you forever, man. Yeah. Are you high right now? No. No. No weeds there. I didn't buy it. I didn't buy it either. Yeah, yeah.

58:30Khalyla Kuhn:I love you forever. Yeah.

58:32Bobby Lee:That's like what you would say on your wedding day You're not getting fucking married I've been married so I would know I know

58:40Khalyla Kuhn:So Jules, Rudy Jules Her mom lives with me No And Rudy lives with me So every other night we have a movie night Oh And so they've been pretty open to the movies I've suggested Good I'm trying to push alien and aliens

59:01Bobby Lee:I love Alien

59:03Khalyla Kuhn:Do you like Aliens? Sure Yeah I thought it was Very good They're two different movies The second one is more Action packed And more Hollywood But the first one Is a masterpiece

59:12Bobby Lee:Alien But

59:13Khalyla Kuhn:Do you think they'll like it?

59:16Bobby Lee:Because I showed them

59:17Khalyla Kuhn:Taxi Driver And they're just like

59:18Bobby Lee:Well this is very different movies I think they'll like I think they'll like Alien Yeah yeah

59:23Khalyla Kuhn:Really?

59:25Bobby Lee:Yeah Alien's such a good movie Horror?

59:28Khalyla Kuhn:What? Do they like horror? I made them watch We saw Not talk to me But the other bring her back We like that Yeah so we watch horror

59:36Bobby Lee:She'll like it She'll like it

59:37Khalyla Kuhn:But throw me some Because I showed them I'm going to show you the movies I showed them And they loved Think about this Some of these movies They never even heard of Alright So we saw Shawshank Redemption

59:50Bobby Lee:Never heard of that movie?

59:52Khalyla Kuhn:Never saw it I heard of it Imagine

59:53Bobby Lee:Turn on the TV once I know Well they don't have TVs Yeah

59:56Khalyla Kuhn:They loved it Really? Yeah Oh wow Why? it's easy to follow

1:00:02Bobby Lee:my point is I didn't know if that would interest them

1:00:05Khalyla Kuhn:it's a perfect movie pretty good that's right very good the second one is then we went to Scorsese they loved Goodfellas

1:00:19Bobby Lee:I would hope so

1:00:20Khalyla Kuhn:they loved Casino

1:00:22Bobby Lee:so good

1:00:24Khalyla Kuhn:Taxi Driver wow

1:00:27Bobby Lee:shocked

1:00:28Khalyla Kuhn:I should have done Taxi Driver first

1:00:31Bobby Lee:Before

1:00:32Khalyla Kuhn:Casino and Goodfellas Maybe Yeah Then we went to Shyamalan Shyamalanma ding dong Shyamalanma Yeah Sixth Sense

1:00:40Bobby Lee:They've never seen it?

1:00:41Khalyla Kuhn:No

1:00:41Bobby Lee:Never heard about it

1:00:42Khalyla Kuhn:Maybe heard of it But never seen it Oh my

1:00:45Bobby Lee:And they didn't like it?

1:00:46Khalyla Kuhn:Jules found out Halfway during the movie Can I just say what She goes She looked at Bruce Willis She goes He dead What? Yeah I couldn't believe it She must have heard I don't know She said she didn't there's no way that nobody knew yeah yeah nobody from when we watched the first time knew no one knew i know i didn't know in fact i didn't even know the 50th time i've seen it i'm hearing this yeah yeah yeah it's a switch every time for me okay i'll tell you what they wouldn't like what paul thomas anderson so i was trying boogie nights and magnolia they're it's hard i'm telling you they would know it's not for them what about this one um wes wes anderson they wouldn't fucking

1:01:28Bobby Lee:like either.

1:01:29Khalyla Kuhn:Aronofsky. No. Ruckering for a dream.

1:01:31Bobby Lee:There's no way they would like that movie.

1:01:33Khalyla Kuhn:Well then they saw Fargo. They liked it.

1:01:36Bobby Lee:More receivable.

1:01:37Khalyla Kuhn:And the best one they saw last night, we saw, was Burn After Reading.

1:01:43Bobby Lee:Oh yeah.

1:01:44Khalyla Kuhn:Did you like that movie? Yeah, loved. It's so good. Loved. It's the Coen Brothers.

1:01:47Bobby Lee:You know what movie you should make them watch?

1:01:48Khalyla Kuhn:So that's what I'm asking you. What movies should we watch?

1:01:52Bobby Lee:Thank You for Smoking. Yeah.

1:01:55Khalyla Kuhn:Well I've never seen that.

1:01:56Bobby Lee:Great. Oh it sucks. That's a Harvey Dent from Dark Knight. That's a great movie. You never saw that? No. Oh, man. Tobacco executive. Okay. It's a great, look at the cast. Robert Duvall, Macy, Rob Lowe, Katie Holmes, Sam Elliott, Adam Brody.

1:02:14Khalyla Kuhn:Wow.

1:02:15Bobby Lee:It's stacked. That movie's great.

1:02:17Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. I'll see that.

1:02:18Bobby Lee:By the way, he's underrated.

1:02:20Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. But how about some more evergreen movies? I mean, imagine they've never even seen Aliens, so it's like we can go back.

1:02:28Bobby Lee:How about like

1:02:29Khalyla Kuhn:Richie got anything

1:02:30Bobby Lee:Well have they seen Have they seen Social Network

1:02:35Khalyla Kuhn:Fincher no I think maybe Jules has But no not

1:02:37Bobby Lee:That movie's untouchably good

1:02:39Khalyla Kuhn:It's so good

1:02:39Bobby Lee:One of the best movies I think I've ever seen Yeah

1:02:41Khalyla Kuhn:They saw Seven And Fight Club Two great ones Yeah Yeah yeah

1:02:46Bobby Lee:Seven is so good

1:02:49Khalyla Kuhn:What scenario Well you're

1:02:50Bobby Lee:You're You're sloth I'm two

1:02:52Khalyla Kuhn:I'm two And gluttony Gluttony and sloth Yeah yeah Yeah how many do you have

1:02:56Bobby Lee:I'm not really no I'm pride too prideful yeah pride or wrath pride and prejudice wrath pride and prejudice is a movie you should show them that

1:03:06Khalyla Kuhn:yeah

1:03:08Bobby Lee:seriously okay what am I zoom in on so pride greed lust envy gluttony wrath and sloth

1:03:18Khalyla Kuhn:I'm probably

1:03:19Bobby Lee:envy no no no

1:03:21Khalyla Kuhn:what what'd you say you're seven for seven baby

1:03:25Bobby Lee:who me yeah i'm not seven no you have wait a minute let's go through them do you have an pride do you have an excuse wait wait it's time out no he's gonna make me so fucking mad right now hold on i don't have seven out of seven let's find out i know but i don't pride do you have an

1:03:42Khalyla Kuhn:excessive belief in one's own importance or ability no i have imposter syndrome you know that okay everyone has that oh and i feel like i'm a piece of shit and i feel i'm a loser come on No, but in AA... But McCone, be real. No, yeah. Yeah, so I don't have pride. No, you can feel like both at the same time. You have too much self-loathing. I have too much self-loathing to have pride. Thank you, McCone. No, it's because McCone doesn't know AA talk. You can be both prideful and feel like a piece of shit when you walk in the rooms. Can you bet, defend me, do I have pride? I don't go to AA. I know, but aside from the AA aspect of it.

1:04:11Bobby Lee:Carlos doesn't go to AA either.

1:04:14Khalyla Kuhn:That's true. That's true. Yeah, so go ahead. That's a wash. So no pride. Okay, good. Thank you. Greed. Greed.

1:04:20Bobby Lee:excessive desire for material wealth or i literally don't

1:04:25Khalyla Kuhn:i'm so selfless with my money you know that jesse johnson how much money did i spend on her in london 1700 exactly selfless because you know that more is coming in that's not why i don't have greed you know what there's so many opportunities that i've said no dude just because it's like you're right okay good so that's too that's all right good so lust okay

1:04:43Bobby Lee:or unchecked desires especially sexual nature i don't know dude because let me just defend this

1:04:48Khalyla Kuhn:okay say you're oh seven no i'm not gonna say oh seven but i just want to defend myself okay all right so my therapist goes the reason the i've we've chalked it down to this the reason why my relationships don't work is because i you know me i'd rather watch porn than have sex with and be intimate with my girlfriend right so i've cut that completely out of my life it's been like four

1:05:09Bobby Lee:months now but that says unchecked desires especially of a sexual nature that's what you're describe it what well you're describing that like this thing can't fulfill you so you're doing the

1:05:22Khalyla Kuhn:opposite to fulfill the sexual nature no what i'm saying is is that um i'm easy i can easily cut unchecked desires and move into a healthy nature so i don't have lust okay good out okay thank you

1:05:36Bobby Lee:oh i'm gonna i that's the captain said okay out okay yes envy yes yes i have it

1:05:44Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. Yeah, that's one. Yes, I have it. All right. You wouldn't even get into a gluttony.

1:05:48Bobby Lee:Yes. Yes. Gluttony me. Wrath. No. Uncontrolled anger or hatred. No. No, it's controlled. Your hatred is very controlled. Yeah.

1:05:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. No.

1:05:55Bobby Lee:Sloth. Laziness or unwillingness. Yes.

1:05:58Khalyla Kuhn:So I have three. So three. Three out of seven. Can we at least agree on that? Let's just see you, Carlos.

1:06:05Bobby Lee:Pride. None.

1:06:09Bobby Lee:Zero. Greed. None. Kinda. No. I don't know, man. lust yes obviously yes lust is pretty human envy yeah but i don't act to gluttony no yes dude

1:06:25Khalyla Kuhn:underindulgence in food overindulgence it says yeah but he as i'm saying he doesn't overindulge in food drink or material pleasures material pleasures like sexual like glory holes is it

1:06:34Bobby Lee:material pleasure once in a while is not that bad i did get addicted to gucci for two years

1:06:38Khalyla Kuhn:okay okay so it's gluttony yes wrath yes saturday dublin was wrath right okay anyway sloth no i don't think no yeah okay partial sloth you do what do you mean i like the way you just said that you questioned you know what that's real partial sloth i like that how that happened in your mind because because you're not sir thank

1:07:01Bobby Lee:you it says laziness or unwillingness to act so you're not lazy no but you are occasionally very unwilling to do yes i think that's when yeah like action gets disconnected from the brain ah when you're like when i when you're high when i forgot i was high right because i was high

1:07:20Khalyla Kuhn:i'll tell you who's a zero out of seven in this building yeah it's not you richie oh yeah richie's for sure i mean this you have no you have nothing no i don't think so honestly i might be good yeah yeah what do you mean i i'm not too pridy i'm not too greedy i'm not too lusty lusty

1:07:40Bobby Lee:You're rathy or slothy.

1:07:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:07:42Bobby Lee:See, this is the problem though. Seven out of seven, dangerous. Zero out of seven, more dangerous.

1:07:48Khalyla Kuhn:More dangerous. Scarier. Yeah, scarier.

1:07:50Bobby Lee:Because you have to have problems. We all have to have problems and issues.

1:07:53Khalyla Kuhn:It's basically like, wow, I have no problems.

1:07:56Bobby Lee:No obstacles. And I'm gonna shoot up the squirrel.

1:08:01Khalyla Kuhn:That would be wrath. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, that would be wrath.

1:08:06Bobby Lee:That would be wrath. By the way, right before somebody shoots up, They're like, this is wrath.

1:08:12Khalyla Kuhn:All right. But don't you think one of these sins are going to come to the surface? I don't think you can be zero for seven.

1:08:21Bobby Lee:Yeah, you got to have something.

1:08:22Khalyla Kuhn:You got to have something.

1:08:23Bobby Lee:I think I just got other things, you know? Like what?

1:08:25Khalyla Kuhn:Let's come up with another sin maybe. Maybe there's an eighth one. Go ahead.

1:08:29Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:08:30Khalyla Kuhn:Which is what?

1:08:31Bobby Lee:You know? Handsomeness could definitely be one. Delusion. Is delusion on there? Delusions. I think delusions is pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, this is all Bible. The sins are considered to be the root of immoral behaviors that could damage a relationship with God. So the core of this is saying, if you have any of these, it's just based on the relationship you have with God, which I think is bullshit because everyone's relationship with God is unique and individual.

1:08:53Khalyla Kuhn:Amen.

1:08:53Bobby Lee:So it's already flawed.

1:08:54Khalyla Kuhn:Yes.

1:08:55Bobby Lee:By the way, I saw a girl today and look, I don't know how to, thank you. I don't know how to say this, but you'll understand what I'm saying. There's a very pretty woman that was walking across the street going to church this morning when I was going to get coffee. and she was walking to the church and she was very pretty and i was watching her like fix herself on her phone she was looking at herself on the phone like fixing her hair and making sure she looks good and then i noticed her skirt i became like my dad i was like that's pretty short for church it was like great it was like it was short enough where stairs you understand it would be like yeah If you're walking upstairs and someone's behind you, they can see the goods.

1:09:40Bobby Lee:So it was interesting to go to church in a short skirt. I was like, that's a move.

1:09:46Khalyla Kuhn:It's because you go to a place like Mosaic. Some of these modern -

1:09:51Bobby Lee:It's like a hip church.

1:09:52Khalyla Kuhn:It's a hip church, right? Hot people. Remember I told you I went to that one in Venice? Yeah. And they were playing modern folk music.

1:10:01Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. They were jamming. Yeah, yeah. Hey!

1:10:04Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, yeah, yeah! And the Lord Oh yeah yeah The Lord Hey Hey hey

1:10:11Bobby Lee:I like that Do the other song What? Do the other one they do

1:10:14Khalyla Kuhn:The Lord is coming to town The Lord is coming to town Right Jesus loves you almighty You know all that yeah Love And people are up And they're right But everyone is like Dressed to the hilt

1:10:30Bobby Lee:And they're hot

1:10:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah Is that the right word?

1:10:34Bobby Lee:Yes

1:10:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah yeah And they're hot. Look at them. It's their version of club.

1:10:39Bobby Lee:It's a nightclub.

1:10:40Khalyla Kuhn:It's a nightclub. It's a morning club.

1:10:41Bobby Lee:Without booze and drugs.

1:10:43Khalyla Kuhn:Right. And they're looking for their soulmate.

1:10:46Bobby Lee:Potential suitors.

1:10:47Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. So she comes in and maybe today's the day.

1:10:50Bobby Lee:Right. Yeah. She just looked very much like she was going out. Yeah. She was going in.

1:10:55Khalyla Kuhn:But then you're at church and you see that girl and you're like, gosh, she's hot. But then it's like, I got to date her for three years. Two. Yeah, two years, right? We're only going to make out. Yeah, she won't eat my butthole. Probably never, probably never.

1:11:09Bobby Lee:You don't know, man.

1:11:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:11:10Bobby Lee:Church girls?

1:11:11Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know. I never did one.

1:11:13Bobby Lee:I met a couple of girls in church.

1:11:15Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. But you know what I mean? I think you'd have to, she'd have to be like the hottest person you've ever seen in your life. To what? To be at church and to go, that's the one, and I'm gonna commit five years or three years until I get some action, right? You'd have to be like, you're like, I'm willing to sacrifice this time.

1:11:34Bobby Lee:I saw a video on TikTok about this couple. They were saving themselves for marriage. He wanted to do it. She did not. But she was like, yeah, we're saving ourselves for marriage. And they're like, well, so you can still be intimate. And he was like, no, I'd prefer if we don't kiss either. You can't kiss before you fucking? How do you know?

1:11:57Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, I don't want to be controversial, but did I say that right? Yeah. I don't mean controversial, but even if you're a virgin out there and you haven't had it and you're waiting for a life partner, sometimes either the male or the female, they don't know how to do it. Right. And they'll never know how to do it. And also, how do you know what's good or bad unless you've played the game?

1:12:23Bobby Lee:Right. You got to die a couple of times.

1:12:25Khalyla Kuhn:You got to die a couple of times in there. Some mistakes.

1:12:28Bobby Lee:Right. You know what I mean? The Bible does not explicitly state that kissing before marriage is a sin. So, huh. You can do that. Jokes on you.

1:12:35Khalyla Kuhn:You.

1:12:36Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah. I want to know about Comic-Con. What Comic-Con? You went to Comic-Con.

1:12:40Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is there to know about Comic-Con? What did you do? I went there.

1:12:47Bobby Lee:For your comic book?

1:12:49Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, for my comic book.

1:12:50Bobby Lee:I went there.

1:12:51Khalyla Kuhn:Here's the thing about Comic-Con. I did a panel, and there's no way of knowing that the tickets, there are going to be people being this I panicked the whole time

1:13:00Bobby Lee:sounds familiar

1:13:00Khalyla Kuhn:because you show up and you're like

1:13:04Bobby Lee:you did a graphic novel can you explain to the fans you did a graphic novel with somebody

1:13:09Khalyla Kuhn:I came up with a graphic novel with my friend Matthew that's it it's called Deadweight and we came up with the idea and this and that and then he went off with his illustrators and writers and they wrote it wow so the premise was something that I came up with but they wrote the story.

1:13:28Bobby Lee:What is it?

1:13:30Khalyla Kuhn:Can I tell you the story?

1:13:31Bobby Lee:Bobby Lee was just a grease-stained loser scrubbing dishes in a decaying hell tower until a haunted sword showed up and everyone in his building turned into flesh-hungry death cultists armed with blenders, bug zappers, and bloodlust. Now Bobby, slashing his way floor by floor through possessed neighbors, chainsaw perverts, satanic raver armies, and a hallucinogenic horde of suburban nightmares. every kill drags him deeper into a war he doesn't understand but the sword in his hand has other plans and it's not letting go destiny called bobby sent it to voicemail now it's kicking in the door with a straight flaming stripper pole is this not karate ghost wait that sounds awesome yeah made for animation a bloody fun escape hilariously dark yeah yeah it's you see ever see the raid oh yeah no i don't think so oh my god it's one of the

1:14:25Khalyla Kuhn:best martial martial arts movies ever made it's so good yeah you gotta watch this movie the raid it's incredible and the second yeah the second one's good too redemption and um kung fury ever see kung fury i saw kung fury it's a combination of both things you know we wanted to put it in one destination so if we ever did a movie that we can actually make it so you did signings and stuff and

1:14:46Bobby Lee:and pictures and everything? Yeah. And you called me from San Diego. What did you say about Comic-Con?

1:14:51Khalyla Kuhn:I said, what a beautiful place.

1:14:53Bobby Lee:Is that what you said? I don't want to talk about Comic-Con in that way. Well, we got a lot of love about our little pop-up in Happy Gilmore 2. And it was short but sweet.

1:15:04Khalyla Kuhn:It was short but sweet.

1:15:06Bobby Lee:I believe my line was, it's interesting, yeah. Is that shot in it? That shot's in it. So people are liking that.

1:15:14Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

1:15:15Bobby Lee:Richie laughed. is that funny Richie oh I love that it's not meant to be funny

1:15:20Khalyla Kuhn:and our podcast is in the back

1:15:23Bobby Lee:it's in the back it's the whole fucking thing

1:15:25Khalyla Kuhn:yeah that's our podcast studio

1:15:26Bobby Lee:I mean they literally they let us wearing our merch it was fun I think the internet liked it that we popped up sometimes we pop up sometimes we pop up and let me tell you something right now Adam Sandler

1:15:41Khalyla Kuhn:we love you

1:15:42Bobby Lee:you pop us up whenever you want to pop us up

1:15:45Khalyla Kuhn:yeah pop us up anytime

1:15:45Bobby Lee:time wow cameos were bananas a lot i heard it's the whole movie the whole movie's cameos uh also that bad bunny stole the show bad bunny was so funny in it yeah and uh uh marcello who plays bad bunny's cousin i think did a fucking phenomenal job too marcello funny guy hernandez

1:16:05Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah he's the best yeah yeah that's i love that that's him right there yeah i love that kid

1:16:08Bobby Lee:but bad bunny to be honest really stole the show man he was so good in the movie I didn't know he was an actor Is he an actor? He is now

1:16:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah he's gonna get He's gonna get so much more Than him Yep Amen

1:16:19Bobby Lee:Yeah he barely speaks Amen Amen Amen

1:16:22Khalyla Kuhn:So many times

1:16:23Bobby Lee:Eric Andre is in the scene

1:16:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah I've had a lot of people go Great job I said what I think my only line Is I don't even think I have a line

1:16:34Bobby Lee:Yeah you say something To Benny Safdie But

1:16:36Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah You say something Yeah

1:16:38Bobby Lee:I think it's pretty fascinating For the sake of the fans That want to know We obviously did shoot that Here in the studio They brought in their cameras into our room. Did we pod that day? We did. We did a pod and then we shot the scene, which I think inside stuff for people that want to know it is kind of fun. They brought an entire crew here in our little tiny bullshit studio. Yeah. There was like 50 people in here, maybe more.

1:16:58Khalyla Kuhn:That was so fun.

1:16:59Bobby Lee:It was kind of wild. It's wild. Yeah. Shout out to our buddy Kyle Newtcheck for, you know.

1:17:03Khalyla Kuhn:And, you know, it's a blessing that they asked and, you know, we love Adam and it's a cool thing to be involved in. It was fun. Yeah. I liked it. Amen.

1:17:11Bobby Lee:Amen and God bless.

1:17:11Khalyla Kuhn:God bless And

1:17:13Bobby Lee:Are you gonna get into golf now? You could

1:17:15Khalyla Kuhn:Let's talk about that for a second

1:17:16Bobby Lee:Well we went golfing in London

1:17:18Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah we went golfing in London And we did a putt putt We did a putt putt Right And Yeah you got mad Well I got a little mad Because it's an area That you're an expertise in You were doing

1:17:29Bobby Lee:Not in putt putt

1:17:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah You were doing Back Back Backwards putts

1:17:34Bobby Lee:Yeah it was backwards putt Without even looking Yeah no look backwards putt

1:17:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah And you would get in every time

1:17:39Bobby Lee:It went in Yeah yeah yeah Not every time

1:17:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah

1:17:42Bobby Lee:Didn't we tie him and I? We tied.

1:17:45Khalyla Kuhn:We cheated.

1:17:46Bobby Lee:You got two holes in one. You got two hole in ones. You know how many I got?

1:17:50Khalyla Kuhn:How many?

1:17:52Bobby Lee:Zero.

1:17:53Khalyla Kuhn:You have a problem with windmills.

1:17:55Bobby Lee:Yeah, windmills are my vice.

1:17:57Khalyla Kuhn:Windmills, I mean.

1:17:58Bobby Lee:Windmills. Eating outside in the wind.

1:18:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:18:02Bobby Lee:I have a problem with windmills, both in putt-putt and in real life. Yeah. I don't like windmills.

1:18:06Khalyla Kuhn:I know.

1:18:07Bobby Lee:It's hard to catch. Hard? Yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Eat it, yeah. it was windmill and it was a ferris meal yeah there was a ferris yeah i don't like the ferris

1:18:18Khalyla Kuhn:meal either i think there were more ferris meals than wind wait much more ferris meals than wind but it was what was the place called it was really nice it's called swingers west end west end in london and it was really nice well they're so well yeah a little room there to ourselves yeah it was great yeah and then um and you know can i be honest with you and you're probably gonna go what are you talking about but i kind of i kind of understand maybe the general reason why people if they're good at it would like golf well yeah it is fun to get it in the hole yeah

1:18:47Bobby Lee:to getting in the hole it's kind of the theme of life yeah getting a ball in a hole is like

1:18:51Khalyla Kuhn:our whole existence yeah so i mean i don't know i've never like done a long range because i don't

1:18:59Bobby Lee:even know how to swing in that way you know i want to take you golfing so bad let's do it then like is there a seven hole you can just play seven and quit okay there is not a seven hole We could play nine is the number. You play nine or eight.

1:19:10Khalyla Kuhn:I also don't want the pressure from behind.

1:19:12Bobby Lee:Oof, pause.

1:19:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we get pressure from behind? Stop saying it. What do you mean? I don't like it. I know. Yeah, yeah. Especially if there's like four Koreans. Yeah. You know, I've seen them.

1:19:25Bobby Lee:Yeah, they go like this.

1:19:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:19:28Bobby Lee:Woody. Yeah, yeah. No, no, we'll go to a place that's locked off where we don't know. You can just, we'll try it.

1:19:35Khalyla Kuhn:Mm. Are there, because I don't know, I've never been in a golf match. Have you confronted anybody by going too slow in front of you?

1:19:44Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:19:45Khalyla Kuhn:What do you say? Like, let's say I'm in front of you.

1:19:48Bobby Lee:Well, usually what happens if they're playing too slow, you'll hit a ball into them.

1:19:52Khalyla Kuhn:Oh.

1:19:53Bobby Lee:You're not trying to hit them, but you want to just scare them a little bit and go, come on, come on, move it along.

1:19:56Khalyla Kuhn:And do they turn around and go, hey, buddy.

1:19:58Bobby Lee:They put their hands up. They do this thing.

1:20:00Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:20:00Bobby Lee:Yeah. We're taking our time here, buddy.

1:20:02Khalyla Kuhn:What do you say? Oh long distance communication Yeah well cause you can't it's so far Yeah yeah no I would do like

1:20:11Bobby Lee:Oh no teepee tents but celebrate Yeah yeah yeah Something like that Yeah yeah yeah Glitter face Double balloon Yeah yeah yeah What is that one? I don't know This looks like you're shaking up something in the Tupperware Exactly Two cachavas

1:20:30Khalyla Kuhn:Two cachavas Yeah yeah yeah Anyway Now we will go

1:20:33Bobby Lee:I will take you golfing Please I would like to What's up? What? Did Bobby ever watch Mulholland Drive? I did Oh yeah Did you like it? No You didn't fucking like it That's insane You didn't like Mulholland Drive That's crazy

1:20:47Khalyla Kuhn:I liked it

1:20:49Bobby Lee:No you didn't I did

1:20:51Khalyla Kuhn:Can I give you the positives? I love when you see a movie about LA And it feels like LA It felt like LA

1:20:56Bobby Lee:It's very Los Angeles

1:20:58Khalyla Kuhn:So no more It did very felt LA And also her story I you know we've met people like this. Yes. Yeah. So all those things rang true for me. It's just the ending I just didn't understand. You got to rewatch. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can you explain to me the ending? I mean, the movie's been out for a while, so just explain it to me.

1:21:14Bobby Lee:What do you mean the movie's been out for a while?

1:21:16Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, people already know. You can explain the ending to me. Just spoiler alert. Tell me what the ending of Mulholland Drive is about.

1:21:22Bobby Lee:So the beginning wasn't real. She won like a trip, or like she won like the two old people that come in at the end that are small. she wins like the doo-wop contest in the beginning that was the opening scene and then the next shot is her laying down covering her face with a pillow that's her going into the dream state because she was in love with the brown haired girl so she invents this fantasy where she's like helpless and needs her and they're gonna like discover this whole thing together but she actually hires a hitman to kill her so then she's hoping that the hitman is incompetent and like the guy that she's sleeping with the director like he's getting cucked by billy ray cyrus so the whole first two acts are all like her fantasy and then after they open the blue box that's back to her dark sad reality and like there's all these interpretations of the box

1:22:09Khalyla Kuhn:oh i see so i saw those aspects of it that's her real reality yeah so you should re-watch it i'm gonna re-watch it okay now i get it it's good it's real good you got it though i didn't get it oh i just well also i was like i hadn't slept in two days yeah i was kind of half watching it going, it seems, why is she here? Well, these shady people.

1:22:30Bobby Lee:It's very, it's very fantastical in its approach. It's almost like.

1:22:36Khalyla Kuhn:All right, we're going to rewatch it.

1:22:37Bobby Lee:That's fine.

1:22:38Khalyla Kuhn:Don't want to.

1:22:39Bobby Lee:You didn't like it. I know you didn't like it. I loved it. I can tell. I can fucking tell. Anyway, thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend.

1:22:54Thank you for being a bad friend.

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