Manic Edging

9:14Khalyla Kuhn:No.

9:14Bobby Lee:Yeah.

9:15Khalyla Kuhn:John who? John Leguizamo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blind Mexican, Puerto Rican. He played a blind Puerto Rican.

9:21Bobby Lee:Himesh Patel, Mia Goth, Ryan Hurst, John Leguizamo, Corey Hawkins, Lupita Nyong 'o, Benny Safdie you missed yeah Benny Safdie yeah I mean there's a lot keep going down Mia Goff did I said that

9:32Khalyla Kuhn:you said that so everybody's in here everyone's in it couldn't find a role for us there's no Asians in it really there's one Asian guy Will Young Lee very whitewashed Will Yoon Lee yeah but he's Korean I think but he was so standout like I was like there's one Chinese guy in the boat yeah and he

9:53Bobby Lee:yeah there he is so this is about Greek mythology. Yeah. And not one person, everyone spoke in English. Yeah. Okay. What's the problem? Huge problem.

10:02Khalyla Kuhn:No. Dude, you're just being argumentative. What I'm telling you, you're poking.

10:08Bobby Lee:Now you get it. No. Now you get it. No, fuck you, dude. No, you don't. Now you get it. Now you don't.

10:15Khalyla Kuhn:When's the last Chris Nolan film you saw and was like, oh, that was bad?

10:21Bobby Lee:No, I didn't say it was bad. I didn't see anything that was bad. I just don't want to see it. They don't need my money. They made enough. There was a guy I sent a video to, McCone and Carlos, a guy went to go see it 11 times in a row. 11 times. I'm going to watch it again in the theater. This is him. Play this. This is hilarious.

10:37Khalyla Kuhn:7 a.m. City Walk. 11 a.m. Also at City Walk. 3 p.m. City Walk. 7 p.m. City Walk. And then I will be going to Regal LA Live for 11 p.m. It's 3 a.m. And then I'll be shifting over to TCL, the Chinese Theater. 7 a.m. and then 11 a.m. on Saturday. This is a little different. Pause this.

11:00Bobby Lee:This is why I didn't want to go. This guy turned me off immediately. Yeah, I get it. I texted Carlos McCone and I wrote literally McCone.

11:08Khalyla Kuhn:I regret watching it.

11:10Bobby Lee:That's literally McCone. Watching the video, I regret it.

11:12Khalyla Kuhn:I don't think he represents the audience.

11:15Bobby Lee:I think it's exactly who's the audience. I think this is literally who is the audience. The guy wearing the 70 millimeter hoodie and fucking and going 11 times. That's who goes. I know. Not me, your honor. I understand. Not I.

11:31Khalyla Kuhn:Not I. Yeah, yeah. They are playing it 24-7 at this. I know.

11:35Bobby Lee:Yeah. I know. It's sick. That's why I'm not. I cannot. It's too much. It's so good. It's so good. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I cannot do it.

11:43Khalyla Kuhn:You saw Project Hail Mary. That movie was incredible. I know. So is this. Can't do it. See, that's your stubbornness. you're no longer a patriot I'm a compatriot you're not a compatriot or a patriot you're a compatriot you're no longer and I think we're more in line you know I'll tell you this guy if it was all foreigners I'd see it

12:04Bobby Lee:give me some fucking Greek how many people in the cast were Greek zero where's Stavros where's Stavros our boy he should have been it he speaks Greek Jesus' depiction

12:19Khalyla Kuhn:John Stamos right it's always a white dude right no it's not yes it is no it's not jesus depiction is always a white dude not in my house we have black jesus where i know what i'm saying is is that framed black what he looks like in real life is middle east yeah he's middle eastern yeah that's how we have black jesus at my mom see that that's see right down there yeah that's what normal and

12:43Bobby Lee:that's what he probably that's one of the door guys from the comedy i know i know ramsay yeah

12:47Khalyla Kuhn:let me tell you something yeah i i agree this is wrong and this is basically what he's what he looks like hmm yeah so they say i mean that looks pretty middle eastern to me so they say

13:02Bobby Lee:so what says who's they exactly who is they yeah who's controlling the media i won't go see it i promise you promise you won't see the i promise i won't see it i promise my hand to god i cannot I don't care. I want to care. I don't care. Christopher Nolan is the man. I just don't give a... He is a man. But I don't care about the story. No, he's the man. Yeah. He's him. It's your... You know what? It's your loss. Thank you.

13:30Khalyla Kuhn:Like, who cares if you're not going to see it?

13:32Bobby Lee:You do, obviously.

13:34Khalyla Kuhn:No, I don't care. I'm just saying... You're mad I'm not going to go see it. It's your loss. It's like when you don't want to watch a movie that's really good, how does that bother anybody else? I'll tell you why. It's your loss, fuckface.

13:44Bobby Lee:I don't like to go see movies anymore. I don't belong.

13:47Khalyla Kuhn:You saw Obsession.

13:48Bobby Lee:You saw Project Hail Mary in the movie theater. 50-50. One of the two I liked. Yeah. You liked Obsession, Dan. Not only did I like it, I loved it. I went and watched it again. Are you being real? I saw it again just to prove myself that I was incorrect. Were you incorrect? I was right. You were. No, I liked it. You liked it. Yeah, of course. Yeah. And then - But this story doesn't intrigue me.

14:13Khalyla Kuhn:Really? the original epic story doesn't intrigue you? It doesn't. Really?

14:19Bobby Lee:I know. Do you even know? Tell me what it's about. Okay.

14:21Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

14:22Bobby Lee:Matt Damon and Napita Liongo, they meet up with Elliot Page. They're hanging out at a coffee shop.

14:28Khalyla Kuhn:Did you see this movie?

14:31Bobby Lee:I feel like you saw this movie. I know nothing about it. Yeah. I know nothing about The Odyssey. I never read it. I never read it. I just want to... Did you read it? I did. I never read it. It was a poem, by the way. No, it turned into a book. It's an epic poem

14:45Khalyla Kuhn:Isn't it a book? It's an epic poem by Homer And it's like And also it was told by It wasn't written It was told Another reason I don't want to see it Anyway It was told? So who wrote it? It's oral tradition Thing I don't trust Yeah it probably changed over the generations But maybe the changes were good Rewrites Nolan rewrote it No, I just think through time, maybe it was rewritten. It is written. Yeah. So I want to say this.

15:22Bobby Lee:I'm just throwing little nuggets out there just for the fact that. They're great nuggets. They're little tiny nuggets.

15:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Can I talk about, because by the time this airs, it's been out for a while, right? Yeah. Yeah. So he used, what, a 60-foot, 70-foot real puppet for Carlos. really yeah yeah for cyclops yeah and then it ended up looking like that like go to the yeah so that's what he used and then he says edged it out with a little bit like you know cgi yeah i don't want to see it okay why i don't think i like it that scene carlos you have to admit so andreas it was terrifying. Because it was the first mythological thing that happens in the movie. And when it happens, it's so fucking terrifying how big he is.

16:20Khalyla Kuhn:He's big.

16:22Bobby Lee:Fuck you, dude. My chair broke.

16:26Khalyla Kuhn:Just now? Yeah. Why? I don't know. Okay. Yeah, he's big.

16:31Bobby Lee:He's big, huh?

16:32Khalyla Kuhn:He's a big scary guy? Yeah, he's a big scary guy, dude. But there's also a lot of the empathy you feel toward him because he's just a dude that like, you know, makes cheese and like - It's just a shepherd. He's a shepherd, you know? And then these guys come in and, you know, he's kind of dumb too. He's a simple kind of a creature. What are you nodding your head for McCown? You haven't seen it. I know, but I've read the story. I watched the old one. Yeah, yeah, and - This is a remake. There has been a lot of adaptations of the Odyssey. I don't do remakes. God, you're so stubborn. it's so dumb I don't do remakes yeah okay unless it's something it's your loss I see I see on TikTok a lot of people I refuse to see it because of the casting and this and that it's like well then it's your loss it's a great movie

17:20Bobby Lee:I don't refuse because of the casting I don't care I just don't I don't you don't go with the hype I just don't care about the hype of things right that's why you went

17:29Khalyla Kuhn:to the wedding

17:30Bobby Lee:oh

17:31Khalyla Kuhn:touche

17:32Bobby Lee:touche right how is that how is that a touche

17:35Khalyla Kuhn:he's been storing

17:36Bobby Lee:those two things have nothing to do with yeah that's the hypiest hype wedding it's not hype

17:40Khalyla Kuhn:on planet earth because i got invited and you went because you get invited yeah and i went to

17:46Bobby Lee:the odyssey i went to the odyssey if christopher nolan invites me to go see it i'll go see it with him uh you know what yeah hey chris invite me to go see the movie with you i'll come see it get me invited did you get invited no oh you went uninvited north hollywood north hollywood the regal theater at 3 p.m. I'm not that good. I don't go uninvited. I must. I want to be invited.

18:08Khalyla Kuhn:It's so gross that you even say that.

18:09Bobby Lee:Am I going to go? Am I going to watch this?

18:12Khalyla Kuhn:You're going to watch it. No. 100 % you are. I don't have time. Yeah, you do. Okay. What's the difference between a two-hour movie and a three-hour movie? An hour. I understand that. I understand that. Full hour. But in terms of like your... All right, I'm going to tell you the truth. Can I tell you the truth?

18:27Bobby Lee:60 minutes. Can I tell you the truth? And I could go home and watch 60 minutes. I love that show.

18:31Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I'll tell you the truth.

18:34Bobby Lee:Today, Bobby Lee crashed his third car.

18:39Bobby Lee:Have you ever seen an Asian man so bad at driving that the engine falls out? Tonight on 60 Minutes. The curb. I feel bad for the curb.

18:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, the curb.

18:50Bobby Lee:What happened to the fucking curb? Did you break it? Yeah, I broke it. You did die?

18:55Khalyla Kuhn:It died. Yeah, I... I can't see it, though. I'll have to admit something. Ah, I'll watch it at home. no it won't do it justice I have a 4k TV it's shot in 4k no no no it won't right it won't do it justice Andreas back me up here also you didn't see it in IMAX which is insane oh fuck you snob I got the vibrating the wind

19:17Bobby Lee:is the IMAX with the glasses what is that one

19:23Khalyla Kuhn:it's just a bigger format

19:24Bobby Lee:I went to go see Minions with the glasses that was great That I loved. Nolan did that one, I think, too.

19:31Khalyla Kuhn:Minions and Monsters?

19:33Bobby Lee:Yeah, Minions and Monsters, and I watched with glasses. And they have Minions running through the theater during the movie. It was fantastic. Shout out to Minions and Monsters, one of the most successful franchises of all time, Minions. Yeah, okay. You love it.

19:52Khalyla Kuhn:All right, so... You make me so mad, that's why I did it. So you're saying that this is a better, that movie.

19:59Bobby Lee:Minions and Monsters is better than Odyssey. Not even close. Not even close.

20:08Bobby Lee:Call the Academy. Okay. And the only reason they won't nominate this movie is because it's too fun. Oh, it's too fun. It's too fun.

20:15Khalyla Kuhn:The Odyssey is too dark.

20:16Bobby Lee:Too dark. They like dark. Oh, we're the Academy. We like dark. Well, I like fun Academy.

20:22Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, you like fun. So I have to admit though, The morning of, I woke up a little early, and I was kind of dreading it. Yeah. Because it's like I had so much expectation. And after talking to you Thursday night, late at night, I was like, there's no way Carlos knows about anything. Oh, yeah, because I said that you would never make it home in the Odyssey. Yeah, you did say that. You wouldn't make it home either. It's not a competition. I'm just saying you wouldn't make it home either. You know where you would have died? In the horse. No, I would make it one island. No, you would have -

20:58Bobby Lee:Oh, in the horse. This is with the big horse. Hey, fuck you. What do you mean the horse? It's the horsey with wheels, right? Uh-huh. Yeah, it has no wheels in this. They drag it. But it had wheels. The original story had wheels. I like it better this way. They dragged it. Trojan horse. This is what USC, this is what their mascot is based on.

21:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but this is the horse in the movie, right? This one? and it's, there's a, I'm just going to give it away. There's a bunch of dudes in there. I don't know how many. Spoiler. Shut up. Like 40 or 50 dudes in there, and Christopher Nolan's like shooting in there.

21:39Bobby Lee:So it's just like any bar in West Hollywood. Yeah, exactly. They should make a gay bar in West Hollywood called the Trojan Horse, and it's a horse you party in all night.

21:48Khalyla Kuhn:And you're packed in there tight. Yeah, well, they're packed in there tight. Yeah. That's a fun idea. Something enters every once in a while. I love that.

21:55Bobby Lee:Now, was Helen of Troy was in this? Helen was there? Yes. Who played Helen? Lupita. That was Lupita Nyong 'o. Lupita, yeah, Nyong 'o. And how was Helen?

22:03Khalyla Kuhn:She was beautiful.

22:04Bobby Lee:Okay. I mean, her performance, I'm saying.

22:06Khalyla Kuhn:She was beautiful. Great.

22:08Bobby Lee:But in the horse - How was Matthew Damon?

22:11Khalyla Kuhn:Matthew Damon was amazing.

22:13Bobby Lee:Incredible actor.

22:14Khalyla Kuhn:He's incredible. Can I talk about the horse?

22:16Bobby Lee:Gotta see this movie.

22:17Khalyla Kuhn:There's like a bunch of dudes in the horse, and they've been there for days, and they're like shitting and pissing in this horse waiting to, you know, and then you could just see them like just sitting there for days. Some people drown in their own piss in it. And it's just an incredible thing. It was the water from the beach, not their own pee. That they drowned in. There's not so much pee, you're like swimming in yellow pee. Okay, they've been there for days though, no? Yeah, but that's not enough. Did you hold in the pee? That's not enough to happen. It's a mixture of pee, poo, and ocean water.

22:53Bobby Lee:You're telling me they didn't put a hole at the bottom to pee out of? These guys were idiots.

22:58Khalyla Kuhn:No, I don't think there was a hole.

22:59Bobby Lee:There was one hole. You should have made a pee hole. Yeah, I know.

23:02Khalyla Kuhn:The horse's dick. Yeah, you could pee out of that. Google it. See if there was pee. It didn't really happen. Yeah, it's not a real thing. In the movie! In the movie! In the movie! Hungry Rook! You know what? I love making a digital cookbook.

23:15Bobby Lee:Here's what they do at Hungry Rook. They have digital cookbooks. And I'm telling you, you put all these ingredients together. Yeah. You get all your grocery items together in a digital cookbook. And what it does, it shows you what your recipes are going to create to help you live a healthier, happier life. Wow.

23:30Khalyla Kuhn:I was only doing it mentally.

23:32Bobby Lee:Mentally, you can't do it. You got to get a digital cookbook. Right now, I got a Mediterranean diet. I'm trying to get back into fish. That's great. Trying to get into fish and things of the sea. Salmon. I do love some salmon. I have some olives. I did that turmeric chicken. I've told you that turmeric chicken got in the digital cookbook from this. Wow. Thank you for helping me create this. And another meal that you made, you made a Kung Pao chicken. I did. Digital cookbook. Oh, sure, I did. So I was using the digital cookbook. What I did, I was making these salmon salads. I had edamame, I had salmon, I had cabbage, I had carrots, and I put it all together.

24:02Bobby Lee:Thank you to Hungry Root, which created this perfect little window into my world of health, so I know what I'm creating and I know how to portion stuff out. You know how I'm not good at portioning. I'm just not good at - You're not really good at it. I'm not good at it. And thank you to Hungry Root, I was able to put all that together. And if you are looking to get yourself a Hungry Root digital cookbook and find recipes that are right for you, you can explore ours, Bobby and I's, on Hungry Root today. Check it out. Find those recipes that are right for you. Go to HungryRoot.com slash Bad Friends to access our cookbooks.

24:33Bobby Lee:That's HungryRoot.com slash Bad Friends.

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26:57Khalyla Kuhn:Start that free trial today at Shopify.com slash bad friends. And did they drown in their own urine?

27:04Bobby Lee:Google it. No, soldiers did not drown in their own pee. They do dramatically drown in seawater from the sea.

27:13Khalyla Kuhn:Which is what I said.

27:14Bobby Lee:It is exactly what you said, and I'm sorry.

27:17Khalyla Kuhn:The confusion. Well, I jumped to that conclusion because - Bob's version is more dramatic. Yeah, drowning on pee is an unlikely dramatic scenario. That's right.

27:25Bobby Lee:Doesn't sound like a Nolan move. Yeah. Nolan doesn't do that. I know, but in my mind, I'm like -

27:30Khalyla Kuhn:Lee does that, the director Lee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Robert Young Lee. Robert Young Lee. Yeah, they'd be drowning in pee, cum, and poo. PCP. Yeah.

27:43Khalyla Kuhn:PCP, dude.

27:45Bobby Lee:You know what I mean? In the poem, Homer completely skips over the gross realities to focus purely on the military tension of it. So if Homer made the film, I'd probably watch it. I call him Homie. Homie, if Homie made it. Yeah, yeah. Homie? If he made it, I'd watch it. Yeah. Do I like Christopher Nolan? Yeah, flawless. I just the story doesn't interest me okay isn't that okay

28:06Khalyla Kuhn:no it's not because you don't know the story I do what is it I keep asking you what is the story you don't know you're saying that they hijack two planes they crash them in the big building

28:16Bobby Lee:Tom Holland are having at a campfire hanging out is Zendaya and Tom Holland hanging out in the movie no never good

28:22Khalyla Kuhn:that's a spider-man that's a spider-man that's a spider-man dude

28:27Bobby Lee:maybe I don't want to see it because it's too many famous people yeah yeah i like not so famous movie that you know what what that's why obsession was good fucking no one was famous i i believe those characters because i didn't see you go see odyssey and you just said it you see fucking billy elliot or whatever yeah

28:48Khalyla Kuhn:you see goodwill hunting you know you see a music video girl

28:55Bobby Lee:who's that who's the girl zendaya yeah she's a musician she is doesn't she do music too she's a disney girl right yeah they did songs yeah and then you see um monster monster who

29:11Khalyla Kuhn:charlie's their own oh yeah monsters in it yeah monsters so so you don't even get to see the I say Furiosa. Yeah, Furiosa.

29:19Bobby Lee:I think Monster was better. Okay. But I'm just saying you see all these movies. You don't see the people anymore. She plays a sea nymph. No, I got to go.

29:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I love sea nymphs. In fact, you know, in the movie, I would have not left. Oh, yeah, that's where you would have stayed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he ends up 10 years, giving away spoilers, but... Eating the lotus plant.

29:41Bobby Lee:Seven years. Is there any sex scenes?

29:43Khalyla Kuhn:No.

29:44Bobby Lee:Don't give anything away. What if I go see it?

29:45Khalyla Kuhn:I don't want you to see it now.

29:47Bobby Lee:Okay.

29:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. You have no right to see it now. Now I don't deserve to see it? You don't have any right or, yeah, you don't deserve to see it. Shucks. Because of your resistance to it. I resist. Yeah, and so it's like, it's dumb. We resist. No, you're going to watch it, McCown. Of course. Yeah. I like power. He just like. What's this power for? Fight the power. Resist. Yeah. You're going to resist too? Me? No, that's for Lupita. It was for Lupita.

30:14Bobby Lee:Resist. Okay. We must resist. No, we must not.

30:18Khalyla Kuhn:We must. We must go with the flow.

30:20Bobby Lee:Flow is bad.

30:21Khalyla Kuhn:No, like Bruce Lee said, you got to be like water. He didn't say that. He didn't say that. There's a line that he's reading. No, he said that in an interview. He did say that. Thank you, Andreas. You know what he really said. Hey, fuck you, dude. Hey, hey, hey. I know Bruce Lee. I know my Bruce Lee. Yeah, I know how water works. We know how water works, dude. Be like water.

30:43Bobby Lee:I know how water works Okay And I know that it gets into the Trojan horse Guys die They're storming the beaches of Normandy

30:54Khalyla Kuhn:People are firing bullets at them There's no bullets, there's no guns

30:58Bobby Lee:There's arrows, but there's no guns It's a mythological Story

31:03Khalyla Kuhn:You know what's interesting though? It's like you go, what's Nolan's take on this? It's always fun Because his take on Batman was different than you know the other universe what was you know that schumacher tim burton and schumacher where it was cartoony you know he grounded a batman and made it more realistic and then you're watching the odyssey going um what does he get what's his interpretation of this you know material and then when you're watching you're like oh this is cool because it's grounded and here's another thing it's like when you watch troy or any of these movies or clash of the titans anything from that time period whatever you you you think to yourself oh i'm watching a movie right but with the odyssey you're like no you're not ever thinking that you're like it seems pretty real like you're in cap in cats encapsulated something like that yeah no no tell

31:59Bobby Lee:me the word i think i i don't know it either so i'm agreeing you're enchanted yeah there's brad pitt and troy's a kid see i love that no because i like i like bradley i love bradley too but it's like it's very hollywood looking yeah look at how hot that guy is see that's what i like old school

32:17Khalyla Kuhn:hot hollywood yeah you're dumb dude yeah i don't trust you hot hollywood yeah look at that eric bonner arlinda blue no this is not real look at the bloomer

32:33Bobby Lee:yeah the bloomer's good the bloomer's so good you'd go in the horse with them yep oh yeah that's the horse he'd go that's the horse i'd go in yeah look at him staring at you too yeah come on in the horse yeah they'd be like hey scoot over no the thigh to me you hang there yeah you know that's putting over i'm cold take our armor off we should hug tightly to keep warm at night. Yeah, sure. Why not? Maybe, you know what it is? I told McCone, I can't see movies or TV shows anymore because I don't work in Hollywood anymore, so I think I don't want to see it anymore.

33:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but when you let it go like I have and think to yourself, oh, they don't want me? Then you can kind of go, all right, I'm going to watch what they're doing.

33:16Bobby Lee:Another thing - It'll be time. I'll go. Another thing is this - Michael Jordan doesn't play basketball anymore. You know what I mean? Yeah. And he doesn't go watch pickup games because he doesn't play. I don't play in Hollywood anymore. I don't want to go see it. I think that's your fault. All I watch...

33:33Khalyla Kuhn:You were in the magic movie.

33:36Bobby Lee:I paid to be in that.

33:37Khalyla Kuhn:No, you didn't. You were in the magic movie. You were in Happy Gilmore 2. You were in Happy Gilmore 2. I know, but that's not... Well, and they should have cut us out.

33:45Bobby Lee:No, I thought we were good in it. You think we did good? Yeah. It was fun to... It was fun to shoot it. Benny Safdie, he was in this as well.

33:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it was in here.

33:52Bobby Lee:it was in this room yeah so it's like i can't watch it all i watch now is i like i like the food network i know british bake-off i miss that i'm a body bizarre guy love body bizarre yeah and then i love i watch beachfront beachfront bargain yeah on hgtv yeah watch the fucking

34:12Khalyla Kuhn:movie move that bus watch the fucking movie give me the song give me the song

34:20Bobby Lee:I don't like that song Okay it's just the sirens During the sirens And that was Travis Scott No dude That was Travis Scott that did that soundtrack

34:28Khalyla Kuhn:No

34:30Bobby Lee:That was Travis Scott That wasn't Travis Scott

34:32Khalyla Kuhn:He's in the movie too

34:35Bobby Lee:Does anybody die around him during a concert That's so funny Is that why the guys in the horse died Some of the suitors died Yeah he was great in it and um how much of this is a joke do you think that we when we talk on this show 99 okay what do you mean i'm not gonna go see it shut up i don't care well i'm going to scotland tomorrow i don't have time yeah i'm gonna be out in scottsville and then i go to jolly old england i'm doing what i'm gonna try i'm going to look for my wife's phone i went back i'm flying oh good good good i'm trying to find the guy who stole my wife's phone yeah a year ago were we

35:10Khalyla Kuhn:there a year ago already we were yeah it's playing in glasgow yeah watching glasgow they don't have movie theaters up there i've been immersive 2d it says yeah i'm not in glasgow i'm so immersive

35:21Bobby Lee:see if i see if there's a imax in edinburgh that's where we're going i doubt it obviously no there are no yes oh it does yeah i would watch it in edinburgh that'd be even cooler

35:36Khalyla Kuhn:The St. James Quarter. Yeah, dude. I'm staying there. You know what I want to try? What? Psychosporio.

35:46Bobby Lee:Psychosporio? Yeah. What is that? The diarrhea. Explosive diarrhea. Oh, yeah. It's made its way to California. We finally have it. Don't you want to try it? This is a new GLP one. Yeah. Yeah. It's making its way out.

35:59Khalyla Kuhn:Because they say explosive. I'm like, I've had explosive before.

36:03Bobby Lee:I think it's cool. That lifts you off the toilet. Yeah, I want to see how it measures up. It's a little tiny explosion. Yeah. Taco Bell lettuce linked. Oh, we could go. We could go to Taco Bell tonight. Yeah. Iceberg lettuce recalled 27 states due to potential cyclosporia contamination. Well, you're leaving Tuesday, right? For Scotland? Yeah, not tomorrow. Tuesday. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah, so don't eat. Don't get it now.

36:26Khalyla Kuhn:On the plane would be so funny. Remember I had diarrhea next to you? Yeah, you did. Yeah. You did. The whole flight. And in my mind, I'm like, thank God Andrew's next to me. That would have been so bad if you sat next to someone. Yeah, because I kept going.

36:39Bobby Lee:I didn't have to go, excuse me, excuse me. But you farted the whole flight. I know. You farted the whole flight. To the point where the flight attendant came over. She's like, is everybody okay? Yeah, it was bad. She was nervous. It was bad. But I remember I kept saying, thank God, because I didn't have to say excuse me. No, I know my boy's stomach was upset. I felt bad. Let's zoom in on the CDC report says, this stuff gets into you. Ingestion of contaminated food or water. Oh no, dude. What? What? It gets into your nervous system. I know it's bad.

37:12Khalyla Kuhn:I was kidding.

37:12Bobby Lee:This is bad.

37:13Khalyla Kuhn:I was kidding.

37:14Bobby Lee:We can't have this.

37:15Khalyla Kuhn:We can't have it.

37:16Bobby Lee:Is this COVID too? That's what they're doing? Are we going to have to wear masks on our ass when we walk around? Yeah. We'll have to cover up our buttholes in public.

37:27Khalyla Kuhn:another thing is that those wildfires from canada people aren't wearing masks in like new york and

37:32Bobby Lee:chicago because the smoke is so bad yeah the smoke i saw the chicago fit who sent that to me you guys did the smoke in chicago was so bad they couldn't see like 10 feet in front of them yeah it's bad

37:41Khalyla Kuhn:look at that that's new york that was how do you walk around and you gotta wear it because it's not you're not just getting um first of all trees we live in a place that that looks like that every day i know we're used to it our bodies adapted to that we did adapt yeah that's gangster of us though Wow, look at that. That's nuts. That's nuts, but people should be wearing masks. I mean, I'm not one of them to tell you how to live your life. Who started the wildfire up there? Canada, dude. Tom Green. Tom Green, probably. He started it, our boy. We love Tom. Yeah. Look at that, dude. It's bad. And people are like...

38:13Khalyla Kuhn:That's New York, dude. They said... It'll go away. I know, but they said that breathing that air is like smoking 12 cigarettes a day. Carlos' explanation for everything. It'll go away. Yeah, everything goes away. I mean, I do the equivalent of 20 cigarettes a day.

38:25Bobby Lee:Your gonorrhea went away.

38:27Khalyla Kuhn:That's not what I have. It's the other one.

38:29Bobby Lee:Syphilis? No, you had the other one. What's the other one called?

38:34Khalyla Kuhn:No, I have the Trump one, syphilis.

38:35Bobby Lee:Oh, you had it.

38:36Khalyla Kuhn:It's dormant.

38:43Bobby Lee:According to who?

38:44Khalyla Kuhn:Science.

38:45Bobby Lee:No. Who's science?

38:47Khalyla Kuhn:Doctors.

38:47Bobby Lee:This too shall pass.

38:49Khalyla Kuhn:Exactly.

38:50Bobby Lee:Is that in the movie? What? This too shall pass? Yeah, sure. Why not? Different movie. Oh, that is? I gotta go see this movie. Are you being real? Nah. Oh, I don't know.

39:04Khalyla Kuhn:You know what? I love this. Okay, you know what? I don't ever want you to watch this fucking movie. If you watch it, I'd be deeply offended. Why? Because you're playing like devil's advocate right now, and it's pissing me off, so I don't want you to ever watch it fuck off you don't deserve to watch it

39:27Bobby Lee:okay McCone you want to go see it with me you think it's going to win an award it's going to win everything oh cool that's what we do it for

39:37Khalyla Kuhn:the awards okay some things right they do it for the trophy but I think this is something different yeah how don't watch it okay how is it different I mean look I don't watch it. Mongolia saw it. Okay. Pakistan. They rode a horse. All right. A horse? To go see the horse. What? To go see the horse. To see the horse. 30 miles, right? And eagles guiding them to the theater. Yeah. Right? And they happened to see it. Okay. You could see it anytime. Okay. Let's move on. Let's not talk about the Odyssey again. Okay. Congratulations on Spain for winning the World Cup. Congratulations on Spain for winning the World Cup.

40:25Khalyla Kuhn:Ole. Ole, ole. Go ahead, let it out. Let it out. Yeah, let it. Ole, ole. Vamos España. Vamos España. Well, you know, Mikel Mourinho's on the team, and he's an Arsenal player, so I'm very excited. There was no one on the Argentinian team that is an Arsenal player, so I'm happy for Spain. You know, after England was thrown out, I was like, I want Spain to win. And you guys play great football. Oh, David Raya's on the team too? Yep.

40:55Bobby Lee:Yeah. And he's an Arsenal... Beyond pride, because I'm not familiar, how much money do they get for winning? Do the team get a crazy check for winning the World Cup?

41:04Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know.

41:07Bobby Lee:$50 million in prize money. For the share? To share between the team. Yeah, awarded directly to the National... How many teams? Record high payoff for the tournament, increasing by$8 million from last year. Your total prize money for... What's that?

41:21Khalyla Kuhn:Arsenal. Okay. What are you doing, dude?

41:26Bobby Lee:You trying to bond with me again?

41:28Khalyla Kuhn:I cleaned everything, so I knew that we had Arsenal.

41:31Bobby Lee:So they get$50 million for winning, and the entire total prize money for all 48 teams is$655 million. Wow.

41:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but there's 26 players on the team.

41:43Bobby Lee:Yeah, 50 million divided by 26. You all get almost a couple million. That's pretty good.

41:47Khalyla Kuhn:Well, there's some players that didn't play.

41:49Bobby Lee:They deserve it. They're supportive of the team. Okay. I'll tell you who deserves all the money, that goalkeeper. Jesus Christ. From what? That Argentinian goal player. That guy deserves money. That guy busted his ass. He got shot on like 10 times within the first 30 minutes. I was like, this poor bastard. Oh, you saw it? Yeah, I watched the World Cup. You did? Yeah. But you don't like the sport? No, it's the World Cup. I know, but you don't like it. Everybody watches it. Oh, yeah. I didn't watch it. Let me tell you something, dude. Yeah. It's like back in the day when they would do beheadings or stonings in a town square.

42:22Bobby Lee:You would show up. You got to show up.

42:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I would show up too.

42:24Bobby Lee:I don't even like it. I would cover my eyes a little bit and then look. You want to see. Yeah.

42:28Khalyla Kuhn:To be in the conversation. Tell me this.

42:30Bobby Lee:This is what I'm interested in. How many people watched this World Cup this year? Oh my God. Can I guess? Yeah. Well, see, I guess the United States is going to be a different number than a global scale.

42:40Khalyla Kuhn:No, but the global scale, probably 120 million. Way more.

42:44Bobby Lee:What are you talking about? There's 300. 220. 1.5 billion. billion the globe has seven billion people yeah but that's wow mongolia went to see fucking odyssey they were gonna watch the world cup man wow 8.3 8.3 billion on the earth yeah and so 1.5 so in the united states what how many people because not a lot no no that would be close to probably half like it'd be a super bowl number like 100 120 up to 42 million viewers that's pretty good hey Oh, you got a tan. Come sit down, dude. You get a tan? Ladies and gentlemen, Dax is here. Give it up for Dax. You get a tan? Whoa. I guess so.

43:25Khalyla Kuhn:What do you mean you guess so? Have you been laying out?

43:27Bobby Lee:No, no. Did you watch the World Cup? We were just talking about the World Cup. No, I watched the Odyssey.

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46:33Bobby Lee:Yes Okay, tell me Did guys die of drowning in their own piss inside the Trojan horse? A couple Yeah, he saw it Yeah, he did see it This guy saw the movie

46:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah Did you really see it? Yes Yeah, tell me about the story then So, Odysseus is the dad of Tom Holland And then he has to do the Trojan horse and then Tom Holland goes to look for him and then Charlize Theron is like a magic person. Sea nymph.

47:07Bobby Lee:Yes. And then there's the cyclops. Did you watch it with the sound off? No. It sounds like the volume was off. Yeah. This is like if I try to interpret it without any noise. And then what happens? Then what happens? Can I spoil it? Yeah. Yeah, people are going to be really mad.

47:25Khalyla Kuhn:It's been out for 3 ,000 years. And that's a joke that you see on TikTok a lot. The same people saying that joke. And it's so shameful that you would even say that out loud. What does it mean? The story's been out for thousands of years. Thousands of years. But you've seen so many TikToks, people making that joke. And anyone making that joke is a shameful person. It's hacky. It's dumb. So you went today to go watch it. No, no, no. Let's sit in it. All right. Did you create that joke or did you see it on TikTok or social media? I created that joke, but I can assume that other people can. Yeah. Like when I went Private Ryan's in a Juno, that was original.

48:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yes. Yeah. Right? Yes. Okay. So go ahead. Tell me. He has the big fight scene at the end and kills all the suitors. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you loved it. Yeah. Out of 10, what do you rank at? Rate it. 9.5. Yeah. Yeah, that's what McCone's, he didn't even see it. Yeah, he didn't even see it, yeah. He refuses to watch it. You ought to see it. Convince him to watch it. Why should he watch it? Well, honestly, I probably wouldn't if it's just getting spoiled and... I haven't been listening to anything. Well, this story's been out for 3 ,000 years according to Andreas.

48:49Bobby Lee:Why don't you want to see it? It's Greek mythology and no one speaks Greek in it. Yeah, that is weird. Thank you, thank you. It's just kind of too many stars. That valid.

49:05Khalyla Kuhn:Defend the movie, man. Oh, okay. The stars are fun to watch. They're good actors.

49:15Khalyla Kuhn:That's it? In your face, dude. That's in your face, dude. Is that in my face? Yeah. The reason why they're stars is they're the best actors out there. That's right. Well, Travis Scott, I've never seen him act before. He was good, though. He was in the very first character. He was, yeah. And then Billy Elliot was second, right? Elliot Page. Yeah, Elliot Page, my bad. Yeah. You know that Tom Holland played Billy Elliot. I mean, no, he didn't. Yeah, on stage first. Yeah, he did. But not in the movie. No, no, on stage, yeah.

49:45Bobby Lee:Yeah. Maybe I will go see it. What I'm more interested in is what... I'm not going to see the movie. I'm not interested in it. What I'm interested in is Dax's movie food order. I'd like to guess. I think we should guess. So I'm gonna say, you got yourself a small popcorn. Don't answer. Cause I don't, I was joking. I didn't, I think you did not get a popcorn. So I think you got a small soda. Don't react. Don't react, dude. Cause you got a water is what I'm gonna say. Not a soda. You can't just hop around like that because I have my own thing. I'm hopping. You do yours. I'm doing mine. Let me do mine then first.

50:25Khalyla Kuhn:No, fuck you. Fuck you. You're hopping around.

50:28Bobby Lee:Hey.

50:28Khalyla Kuhn:You first say popcorn. Then he had a facial reaction. I thought about popcorn.

50:32Bobby Lee:He didn't say anything. Coca-Cola, whatever. No, I said a small drink, but you got yourself a water. He gets water. And you got a pretzel and raisinets. Maybe. No, no,

50:41Khalyla Kuhn:no. He gets like a Swedish fishy kind of thing. All right. What did he get? Like a sweet little gummy thing. Just water. I hate popcorn but my friend got like a Swedish gummy like a

50:54Bobby Lee:no your friend didn't get Swedish fish your friend got go ahead nerd clusters no some kind of a cloud like it was called some cloud some gummy cloud did you eat some so why don't you like popcorn Dax

51:09Khalyla Kuhn:the texture I don't like popcorn or cereal I can defend that it makes me break out popcorn no no okay not for you popcorn cause breakouts i've never heard of that in my life

51:26Bobby Lee:i feel like i am gonna break are you rubbing the butter on your face no but it's just like

51:30Khalyla Kuhn:it's so buttery that it's like it gets on my fingers and then you touch your face sometimes i touch my face well that's exactly right yeah yeah but i forget right greasy pop that greasy popcorn's you know the juices on my fingers right they get into your pores yeah that's okay yeah so just water, huh? You're drinking a Sprite now. Yes. Who'd you see it with? My friend Joel. Did he like it? Not really.

51:58Bobby Lee:Can we get him on the phone?

52:00Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I could call him. He is hanging out with someone right now, though.

52:04Bobby Lee:That's okay. We're hanging out here, too. Let's call Joel real fast. I just want to chat up. He didn't like it.

52:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I think he'll probably post a Letterboxd review of it too.

52:15Bobby Lee:Awesome. We'll have to read it. Can you put it up to the mic?

52:22Bobby Lee:Tell him he's on the pod and everything. Okay. Yeah, just so he doesn't feel uncomfortable.

52:26Khalyla Kuhn:Hey, what's going on? I was just telling them about that we saw

52:30Bobby Lee:Bad Friends, so I was saying. The Odyssey? Yeah, yeah. That we saw the Odyssey. Tell him he's on the pod. And then you're on the podcast. We just want to pick your brain.

52:39Khalyla Kuhn:All right, pick my brain. What's going on here? So I thought that the Odyssey was a masterpiece. piece you know um dax gave it a 9.5 out of 10 but apparently you didn't like it oh it was fine a good six out of 10.

52:55Bobby Lee:joel now what was your biggest tick of your biggest problem with the

52:58Khalyla Kuhn:movie i think i just can't stand the nolanism of everything being a montage and for the first 20 or 30 minutes it's all edited so breakneck speed i'm just like i'm not being like invited into this world i'm just being thrusted into it in an exposition dump way i don't know i and i never lost that feeling by the end everybody knows i'm a cone

53:27Khalyla Kuhn:that's what i just realized yeah everybody knows hey joel i

53:32Bobby Lee:joel i haven't seen the movie this is andrew santino i haven't seen the movie bobby is mad because i haven't seen it do you think i should stand my ground and not see the film no you should still see it i think everyone's got to see it's the odyssey man homer homer would love for you to see this homer's been dead for thousands of years i i know but i i feel like he would have wanted you specifically to see it now does the homer estate receive any sort of residuals

54:02Khalyla Kuhn:from this do you think from nolan uh unfortunately the the negotiations are all tied up but i think

54:09Bobby Lee:they're gonna get an island in greece ah careful with islands thank you joel we'll talk to you soon all right bye to you guys bye yeah bye joel that guy's fantastic yeah can we get him with you on the show one day would he come on yeah what does joel do for a living he he makes movies and

54:27Khalyla Kuhn:youtube videos sounds like it ah it sounds like very much it sounded like mccullen no yeah yeah

54:32Bobby Lee:yeah just arrogant now let me say was there any validity carlos and fancy to what joel said at

54:39Khalyla Kuhn:I couldn't disagree more, but... I like that Nolanism. He does that in all his movies. It's like a trademark of his. It's told in like... It's like Oppenheimer, the way that he said it. In a good way. It's like Pulp Fiction-y. Where it's like, you know what I mean? We do that sometimes. What's so funny? First of all, you can't compare...

55:02Bobby Lee:This is not like Pulp Fiction.

55:04Khalyla Kuhn:In terms of like, you know what I mean? Going into the future, past. He's saying it was a montage.

55:10Bobby Lee:but it has flashes of the past yeah fat flashes of the pack it stole it flashbacks yeah it's i don't do flash i know you don't i'm a little offended nolan does flash yeah he's better than

55:20Khalyla Kuhn:that there's a way to the story is told from other people's point of view too oh who it's

55:25Bobby Lee:not like family guy flash or like you know cut twos that'd be that'd make a better movie that would be have you seen that show he fights the chicken i love that great yeah great bit i'm running right now my phone is loving it yeah i'm sitting in my little pocket it's yeah it's a

55:41Khalyla Kuhn:disgusting pocket you know i mean it's anti-art no it's pro art no it's anti-art this is commercial art at its work because i believe i believe this is pure art 90 movie stars did you know yes yeah yeah don't agree with me just to agree with me well you're a bully he feels i'm not bullying you

55:58Bobby Lee:i'm asking you listen to your tone fuck you see be honest bully did you like it yes Manic edging right now Take your pill

56:08Khalyla Kuhn:We're cutting close on the time You gotta take your pill It's at home Okay okay okay See What is it I'll punch you Sorry I'm not one I'm letting you get away with it for now What do you have to do I take my Lexapro Are you on any medication

56:30Bobby Lee:Nothing Nothing. Wow. So do you take even like vitamins or anything like that during the day? Yes. A multivitamin. Like a little, a Flintstone? Yeah. Yeah. Not a Flintstone one, but yeah. I love those.

56:42Khalyla Kuhn:Like your sling blade shoes.

56:45Bobby Lee:These? Yeah. Are those Hoka's? Yes. I love the Hoka's are so comfortable. They're fantastic.

56:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

56:51Bobby Lee:He was mocking your shoes. I celebrated them. Thank you. The point is we don't make fun of Dax's shoes. I was kidding. But he took it serious. It hurt his feelings. It did hurt your feelings. No, it's fine.

57:02Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. It did though. Maybe you trying to hurt my feelings hurts my feelings.

57:11Khalyla Kuhn:Breakthrough. Dude, therapy.

57:14Bobby Lee:Yeah. This kid has been through therapy. No medication.

57:17Khalyla Kuhn:Have I not, Dax, have I not, when we've done shows together live, been very supportive of you? Yeah. And giving you good words of wisdom.

57:27Bobby Lee:Your Honor, leading, leading the witness. I'm not leading the witness. No, I'm asking. Have I not been so You can't ask that way in court

57:33Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah you'll always be like Have fun and yeah

57:40Khalyla Kuhn:That's good right? Yeah to try to like That's good advice Have fun

57:45Bobby Lee:Am I supportive of you when we're doing live shows? Who's more supportive? Like Andrew And I don't make fun of your shoes Because I like your fucking What do you mean? What the fuck do you mean?

58:00Khalyla Kuhn:See, bully, bully. I'm not bullying. I'm just a fan. No, you're a manic-edgy bully. So you're saying that I don't, he's more supportive at live shows. Yeah, but both of y 'all are super generous for giving me the opportunity to - No, fuck off. It was super fun. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to hear that. I love you, buddy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I love you, Dad. All right, you know what? I should be more supportive then. I fucked up. Yeah, I mean - My actions.

58:27Bobby Lee:What's new in the world of Dax that we need to find out about? uh i went to new york what's going on in new york yeah i was just uh filming some videos i i met

58:35Khalyla Kuhn:shane gillis there oh nice did you film with him no no i was just walking on the street and saw him you seriously are you being real yeah did you say hi um yes did he see did he recognize you first um i i think that he recognized me once i nodded at him and then what did he say hey buddy he fist bumped me and that's all uh and he said um nice to meet you that's really nice yeah but i

59:04Bobby Lee:think he yeah he set the world guinness world records for most tickets sold at one live event 76 000 76 000 yeah largest uh largest of any stand-up comedian the most tickets sold for a solo comedy show 77 000 447 and the largest audience for a comedian 73 946 and that's incredible no yeah no i can't do that in two years i'd say three maybe yeah yeah that's incredible

59:31Khalyla Kuhn:have you what's the biggest crowd you played y 'all's shows the lincoln one and the youtube yeah youtube youtube theater that was big and i met someone at the airport who came over and said they saw the lincoln one i feel like i'm more positive what do you think um about the odyssey No, in general. Yeah, about the Odyssey, yeah. In general. In general? Yeah. Who has the more positive just about life? Yeah. Maybe Andrew. What? So I'm negative? No. I'm a negative person. Is the tone. The tone doesn't help. Yeah, I do. Stop yelling at him. I do this tone on the pod, you know, but it's for, you know.

1:00:20Khalyla Kuhn:I guess. We don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, all of us don't know. I don't yell at you when the cameras are off.

1:00:25Bobby Lee:Right.

1:00:26Khalyla Kuhn:Right, I'm very high.

1:00:27Bobby Lee:Hey, Dax.

1:00:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. It's okay. What does this mean?

1:00:32Bobby Lee:This is the international sign for help for kidnapping. Yeah.

1:00:35Khalyla Kuhn:I'm sorry about the shoe. No, you don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't do it. I apologize for the shoe. You don't do it. Yeah, yeah. The kidnapper doesn't do it. Yeah, yeah. The kidnapper doesn't get to do it. Yeah, I'm doing it. No. Yeah, yeah. So, okay. It's a good trick though. Yeah.

1:00:50Bobby Lee:No, that's not. Yeah, that's me. So you went to New York to film some stuff and you filmed some videos. And then where do you stay when you're in New York? A hotel.

1:01:00Khalyla Kuhn:I just got a hotel there.

1:01:01Bobby Lee:You don't ever stay with friends out there? No. You have friends in New York? Yes. You do?

1:01:05Khalyla Kuhn:My friend Dimitri lives in Queens. Yeah.

1:01:08Bobby Lee:Can you give us his address?

1:01:09Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know it. Do you get late night munchies? Yeah.

1:01:13Bobby Lee:What do you get?

1:01:14Khalyla Kuhn:What do you get? In New York. Oh, in New York?

1:01:15Bobby Lee:Yeah. How many slices? One. That's it? One can satiate you? Yeah. Just one and you're done. Actually, like I'll get two if I'm hungry. Sounds good, yeah. What do we get on them? Pepperoni and then the hot honey. That place that was close to the hotel had that. It's good, right?

1:01:31Khalyla Kuhn:Hot honey, I'm not a fan.

1:01:33Bobby Lee:It's taking over, a lot of places have it now. It's too much. It's becoming the new fad. It's too much. Hot honey, yeah, I agree. I can't do it.

1:01:40Khalyla Kuhn:At first when you went, wow! It's like back in the day, pineapple. Everywhere. Everywhere and then you're like, nah, fuck you. Too much. Yeah, it's too much. Who do y 'all think is more positive?

1:01:52Bobby Lee:We're six exits on the freeway past that. We can't even get off and go back.

1:01:56Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

1:01:57Bobby Lee:But it is definitely Bobby. But I love the comedy that you bring. You're so beautiful, man.

1:02:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:02:04Bobby Lee:You're one of those beautiful people. I don't want to rip on you anymore. You shouldn't. You shouldn't have done it from the beginning. I shouldn't have made fun of your shoes earlier. So tell me this. You skipped the World Cup. Did you see Sling Blade? No, I've never seen it.

1:02:15Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

1:02:15Bobby Lee:You skipped the World Cup to watch Odyssey. You don't like soccer at all. No, not really. Good for you.

1:02:22Khalyla Kuhn:Can you name me five soccer players? Messi. Five. Ronaldo. Whoa. Yamama. Yeah, Yamama.

1:02:31Bobby Lee:Yamama. Yamama. I get what he's saying.

1:02:35Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, Holland.

1:02:36Bobby Lee:Yeah. Tom Holland. One more. Odyssey and FIFA. Pretty good, Tom. Mbappe. Mbappe.

1:02:44Khalyla Kuhn:He was trying to do it. No, David Beckham, I was saying. Beckham, yeah. Have you heard of David Beckham? Yes. Handsome, you think?

1:02:50Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:02:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Very handsome. Striking.

1:02:53Bobby Lee:Why don't you like soccer, though? I agree. I'm not a soccer fan, so I'm.

1:02:56Khalyla Kuhn:I don't really know. It's just, yeah, it's like two goals over the course of 90 minutes. So it's. Listen, listen, listen. Dax. Let him finish his statement.

1:03:06Bobby Lee:I'm sorry.

1:03:06Khalyla Kuhn:For Christ's sake.

1:03:07Bobby Lee:Go ahead, Dax. You're allowed to speak. So that, I think that's awesome. It's boring to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think, because I can't really tell what's happening. Yeah. In between those goals. There's a lot. It's a lot of passing. yeah a lot of defending passing a lot of a lot of flopping yeah yeah a lot of people falling down writhing around like basketball yeah a lot of flopping these days yeah yeah make your point okay okay i've made this point before okay i want to be

1:03:42Khalyla Kuhn:i'm being real i want to be precise with my wording yeah okay let me ask you something would you rather come one time or a thousand times little mini comes which one how does it feel like how do the two feel but one big come is like oh you know and little comes like but there's not see to me that's what basketball is like oh okay right but what's not come as a dunk you know what i mean yeah you can see someone go

1:04:14Bobby Lee:And these guys are like. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

1:04:20Khalyla Kuhn:When you score, when it's zero, zero, there's five minutes left to play and your team scores, that's a big come.

1:04:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, I understand.

1:04:34Bobby Lee:Yeah? So would you rather have a bunch of mini orgasms or just one big one?

1:04:39Khalyla Kuhn:I just like basketball better. Yeah. God damn it dude You and I just don't get along No we do I don't think we do I don't think we get along dude I think they do Aside from the Odyssey We're far off On every topic Maybe there's some Oh Odyssey

1:04:57Bobby Lee:That's what I just said Let's see if we can create something else Between you guys that you both like Yeah What's your favorite band Or a band you really enjoy The Velvet Underground

1:05:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yes

1:05:08Bobby Lee:He loves them

1:05:09Khalyla Kuhn:Do you really like them Yeah Yeah, I was trying to pick one that I thought you liked too. But that's very intuitive of you. Yeah. And you're very intuitive also. Thank you. This date is going well. It's going well. So we have the Odyssey and the Velvet Underground together.

1:05:27Bobby Lee:Have you been going on dates at all?

1:05:29Khalyla Kuhn:A few months ago, I was going on some dates with someone.

1:05:35Bobby Lee:Nice. Was that, did it end it unfortunately? Yeah, yeah. Was it because of you or them? Are they all the mutual? uh because i think maybe because of them oh no okay what i mean because they still loved someone else oh no oh yeah did this break your heart a little bit uh just a little but it's okay yeah that's difficult now did you did you um express this to this person um yeah yeah you said this kind of broke my heart a little bit um not that specifically you know what you do We should call him.

1:06:07Khalyla Kuhn:No, what you do is this, Dax, okay? Are you returning her phone calls or texts or anything? Yes. You don't do that. You don't do that. You got to cut her off, dude. You got to cut the cord. He cares about her as a person. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's playing you for a fool. So just don't reply to anything. Don't reply or she's in love with another man. Holding my tongue. No, don't. You know what? You haven't held your tongue all episode. Might as well go free, dude. You lipless coward. It's do as I say, not as I do. Yeah. What he's thinking. What I'm telling you, Dax, is that... What's going on?

1:06:51Khalyla Kuhn:The boys. We love the boys. Am I right or wrong? You're right. Carlos? Oh, yeah. No, be real. No, you should not be talking to her, but I just... Yeah, if you let... Wait, let him finish. You feel what? No, I feel I've been in Dax's position before it can be difficult, but it's so high. Can you work with them? Could you work with them? All right. All right

1:07:16Khalyla Kuhn:This is over the 3000 year story

1:07:21Bobby Lee:Dax If you were you like this person still as a human you do whatever makes you have no you do whatever makes you happy

1:07:27Khalyla Kuhn:Dax cut the cord That's the only way she's gonna like you

1:07:32Bobby Lee:no no he doesn't he likes her they like each other as humans he doesn't need to be and he's not the it's platonic right wait what the relationship is now platonic yes yeah right

1:07:45Khalyla Kuhn:but do you desire sexual engagement well not if she's in love with oh my god oh my god yeah oh my god he's a respectable man he's respecting her so your feelings for her has changed yeah So there's no more limerence or Right yes Watches one movie

1:08:07Bobby Lee:Watches one film

1:08:09Khalyla Kuhn:What movie do they say that in Obsession Is that obsession Limerence I love you I've been talking about limerence for years right No we know you have Yeah yeah yeah so it's not a movie

1:08:24Bobby Lee:Fucktard Okay

1:08:26Khalyla Kuhn:He's got a hot attitude

1:08:29Bobby Lee:Dude, this episode is 100 % called fucking manic edging. You're hot today. But Dax, overall, are you happy right now? Yeah, yeah. So you're happy? Yes. Good. What would make you happier? What are you missing right now?

1:08:43Khalyla Kuhn:That girl.

1:08:45Bobby Lee:Another girl. Let's get you a new girl, man. Yeah. Can we get this going?

1:08:51Khalyla Kuhn:So easy. Carlos in the booth.

1:08:52Bobby Lee:We tried it once. We tried to line him up with someone. Remember this? It didn't work. No, he didn't want any of those girls. Or it didn't. What was it that you tried to get, you just weren't interested in some of those women?

1:09:01Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, the Orange County girl, that's right.

1:09:03Bobby Lee:Yeah, whatever happened to that girl? Did you ever reach out to her? She reached out to you? No. All right, I want to date -

1:09:09Khalyla Kuhn:It's effort. Yeah, yeah. It's on you. Yeah. To make the effort, to take risks, to go in for a kiss. What? It's the 50s? To hold her hand at the bus stop to walk her to work?

1:09:25Khalyla Kuhn:Like a trans-Atlantic, yeah. Yeah. It's up to you, kid.

1:09:29Bobby Lee:It's up to you, kid. Get a bus token and wait out there for hours. When you see a pretty girl, follow her to her home. Know that you're making a move. You gotta yell at her out outside her window. Say, hey, darling, I need ya. Okay.

1:09:40Khalyla Kuhn:It's like a Norm Macdonald joke. I know, but what I'm saying - It's great. Is that you have to be, how do I say it? You have to be more forthright in your intentions. This is unacceptable. Yeah. We need you to find out. This is unacceptable of a girl saying, I'm in love with somebody else. That's unacceptable to me. All right.

1:10:01Bobby Lee:But she might be. Maybe there's so -

1:10:03Khalyla Kuhn:Then why is she even going on dates with Dax?

1:10:06Bobby Lee:Why did she go on a date with you? She loves somebody else, do you think? Well, because I don't think that he wanted to get back together. Ah, they were - Right.

1:10:15Khalyla Kuhn:Right. So she's never going to go back. That's how silly this girl is. She's a silly girl. Well, then he did come back. Oh, he did? Yeah. Oh, she's not that silly. The clever girl. Clever girl. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know the information. Clever girl. Yeah. And did that break your heart? It's okay. No, it didn't break your heart, Dax. No. Okay, buddy.

1:10:41Bobby Lee:Carlosintheboothatgmail.com. Ladies, please throw us the middle of the photo of yourself, your name and age and where you're located and why maybe you'd want to date Dax and you can try to make something happen if you live here in the Southern California area. Carlosintheboothatgmail.com. We'd love to see that. We are trying to find you love We did it before I just think you didn't really want to follow through Yeah yeah

1:11:00Khalyla Kuhn:We're so busy doing your own

1:11:03Bobby Lee:But he is busy you're right He is busy doing his own thing I think you're focused on You're making videos How many videos a day?

1:11:12Khalyla Kuhn:No no I try to film Every day But I don't always turn them into a video So you do a video every day uh well i post maybe two a week yeah but you do a video a week a day and then you go that's not good enough and so you don't post it yeah so you do a video a day why'd you lie actually i'm lying now just to agree with you i don't really do it today see that's why we don't really get along okay yeah i'll start there's no honesty and truth yeah will you do like a little pitch yourself to

1:11:46Bobby Lee:the camera like it's a dating show saying hey it's dax i'm just looking for love please email Carlos in the booth at gmail.com and add some stuff to it. Add some jazz to it. Go ahead. Hey, I'm Dax and I'm looking for love and I just love hanging out.

1:12:03Khalyla Kuhn:What's your sign?

1:12:04Bobby Lee:What's your sign?

1:12:05Khalyla Kuhn:I'm a Scorpio and I'm 34 and I'm single and please email Carlos in the booth. I eat healthy but I'm having a Sprite right now but that's fine. That's fine.

1:12:20Bobby Lee:How tall? I'm 5 '8". Weight? Weight? I don't know how much I weigh, actually. Okay, shoe size? Shoe size, I think a nine and a half. Waist? Yeah. Waist size? 32. 32.

1:12:31Khalyla Kuhn:Very good.

1:12:32Bobby Lee:Very nice. So you're not fat? No. And your morning routine is? Tell them.

1:12:37Khalyla Kuhn:Have a smoothie. And meditate. And lay in bed. Meditate. I don't really meditate. No, but laying in bed is meditation. Laying in bed is meditation. I meditate. I meditate. Thank you for being a bad friend.

1:13:15Bobby Lee:I'm not giving up. I am selling the building. The final season of FX's The Bear. The restaurant is flooded.

1:13:26Khalyla Kuhn:Everything's either gonna be okay. No, stop.

1:13:30Bobby Lee:Or not.

1:13:32Khalyla Kuhn:We are outgunned and we are outmanned. We have each other.

1:13:38Bobby Lee:FX's The Bear, the final season. All episodes now streaming on Disney+.