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10:01Bobby Lee:Okay. Okay? All right. All right. Well, that plane still made it. Okay. And you were at home. I was asleep I know yeah in my comfy bed I know king size by the way what does that mean anything what is that it's very comfortable so you're just bragging about the rewards you get for doing less work that's it folks you can do less shit

10:18Khalyla Kuhn:and you still win when you advertise for mattresses on a podcast sometimes they give you a free king size bed they sure do

10:25Bobby Lee:avocado green mattress

10:26Khalyla Kuhn:yeah avocado green mattresses the best mattresses in the world made out of bamboo sticks and what not okay what I'm saying to you is that you fucking bailed I tried And you should have just said sorry. And I'm not going to say sorry. I refuse to say sorry. I know, I know, I know, because you don't care. I do care. You didn't want to do it anyway. I was at the airport. I was on the flight. What are you talking about? But once it got delayed. Oh, you don't wait. No. Oh, good. Yeah, I don't wait. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'll remember that. If I'm going to go, I'm going to see Disclosure Day Wednesday. Okay?

10:59Khalyla Kuhn:I know the bad reviews. Okay? I haven't heard anything. Yeah, but if I wait in line, I will not. that's just the way I do it good I don't like lines I don't like waiting around I don't like probabilities there's probably a chance it's not going to take off that I'm going to spend three hours at the airport for nothing

11:16Bobby Lee:what's the difference but it is for something because I went out of my way to make sure that I did my part

11:20Khalyla Kuhn:because your plane took off on time

11:22Bobby Lee:it doesn't matter I would have waited I don't think you would have ask these guys would I have waited at the fucking airport to go to film would I have waited of course of course I would have waited I would have waited all fucking day because we made a commitment and I was going to do it.

11:35Khalyla Kuhn:Then ask Melanie. If you're going to raise your voice, I'm going to. Do it. I asked Melanie about the JSX.

11:41Bobby Lee:Melanie had the fucking date wrong. Your assistant didn't even have the right date. That's how we do it in my company. I get it. You know what I mean?

11:50Khalyla Kuhn:They don't have JSX to SLC. No, they don't. Not anymore. I discovered that through exploring. So I did some exploring as well. There was another flight you could have taken. Same airline. Same airline. All right. So the next flight was, so I had gotten there at 7.30. The next flight was at 12.30. Okay. So what you're telling me is, and I assume, and you know, when you assume you make an ass out of you and me, we know that term, right? But I made an assumption saying, thought that that line to the front desk is so fucking long. They're all trying to get onto that 12.30 flight because of the air bubble situation here, right?

12:29Khalyla Kuhn:there's no way I'm going to get on that flight first class ticket here's another thing I was going to ask you is there a possibility because this has happened to me before me having a first class ticket the flight being canceled I have to get on another flight and then I don't have first class anymore so my point is that there's that probability as well what does that matter? I won't fly I didn't fly first class from Seattle

12:56Bobby Lee:that's your rules it's not a rule It's just a thing I'm willing to do for the show. It's a thing I'm willing to do to make sure that these things happen because we've done so much for the show. Well, I'm going to New York. And guess what? What?

13:11Khalyla Kuhn:As long as it takes off in time.

13:12Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah, and there's no air bubbles. You might be doing one or two of those alone. Okay.

13:19Khalyla Kuhn:We'll see. You know what? I'm willing to do many alone. Do it. I will. Okay. I will. Okay. And what I'm going to say to you is. Go ahead and say it. You're never Ever

13:32Bobby Lee:Gonna get an apology from me That's fine

13:35Khalyla Kuhn:Over Utah

13:36Bobby Lee:And I'll tell you this That's in your face I run the business side of this I understand I will make sure That we fuck you over

13:50Bobby Lee:I'm gonna pay you in Chinese yen Okay Okay

13:53Khalyla Kuhn:That's how they're getting that Oil money from Iran

13:59Bobby Lee:and i i and us asians what moving on because nobody cares about this bullshit bitch fest of us anyway go watch me on impulsive but on a more fun note no i just it's not done because we have you and i are done i know you and i are done but i still have this oh yeah fuck him no no let me

14:14Khalyla Kuhn:tell you what happened with him alive i'm gonna tell you what happened with him right call me so no no just stop stop stop stop stop stop stop and now i feel good again yeah i feel good yeah Salt Lake is washed away. Salt waste is behind us. It's way back there. Yeah, it's way, way back there. Salt waste is the name of it. Yeah, yeah. All right, so all morning, right, Carlos and I are talking at the Burbank Airport. Right. Right? Probably, you can look at my phone, probably 12 calls.

14:42Bobby Lee:Yeah, he told me he talked to you.

14:43Khalyla Kuhn:Back and forth. And then at the end, I'm like, I'm going home. And then you say, go home. Yeah. Yeah. You had to talk to him like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he goes, yeah, just go home.

14:54Bobby Lee:He's like, Andrew should have been brought up at the very beginning.

14:57Khalyla Kuhn:He goes, Andrew can do it on his own. I did not say that. I believe you did.

15:01Bobby Lee:I didn't say that. Did you tell him to go home? I said go home. Then I believe what he just said.

15:06Khalyla Kuhn:Andrew, that's how a parent talks to a kid when they wait.

15:08Bobby Lee:Is he just interjecting information that wasn't really there? Because you did admit that you said go home. I said go home. What did you say after go home?

15:14Khalyla Kuhn:We probably hung up after that. No, no, you didn't. No, no. That's insane. insane go home beep no there's no way no no yeah like an agent from the 90s they don't want you go home and then back i'm at home i called them i feel kind of weird i'm home he's like putting this all on me now so then he said don't feel weird andrew can do it alone yeah and also take a good rest which i did and thank you for that advice right right right so here's i knew it dude all right no way i knew it all right so he knows now that i'm not in utah annoying i call him Saturday night. I call him Saturday night, right?

15:50Khalyla Kuhn:12 hours later. 12 hours later. And I go, what are you doing? I just hear music and like... Partying. Women going... Yeah, just, you know what I mean? He said, let me get out of here real quick, man. I'm in the troubadour, man. Right? So I can see him walk out. The noise get less and less, right? He goes, uh, did you make it back from Utah? You doing drugs? That's what I asked. Are you on drugs? No, no, no. I just... I forgot, man. Did you do drugs of the troubadour? Of course. I didn't expect my boss to call me late at night. Who'd you go see? It was like a fish cover band for a friend's birthday.

16:26Khalyla Kuhn:You don't even like fish. Yeah, fish cover band. Yeah, but I like Molly. Okay. Okay. Carlos. So Carlos just, and I asked him, are you on drugs? He goes, no. We gotta fire everybody from this show. I know, I know, it's ridiculous. How did you not remember the episode of the morning? Because to me, it was like a different dreamland.

16:43Bobby Lee:Oh, you're in different dreamland. You know when you start an episode and on a plane you fall asleep, you wake up. He forgot which episode he was on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So last night, late at night, you want to watch you want to watch something that you shouldn't watch in the evening. Maternal instinct. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. It's a movie. No, it's a documentary. Mother's instinct. I'm sorry. Is that what it's called on Netflix? Dude, it's atrocious.

17:08Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, I want to watch it.

17:09Bobby Lee:This fucking chick.

17:10Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, I want to watch maternal instinct.

17:12Bobby Lee:I was right.

17:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I want to watch this girl. Okay, don't tell me.

17:15Bobby Lee:I'm not going to say anything about it. All I'll say is, in the history of these kind of fucked up wild scenarios, you've never seen someone layer something to this degree. It's going to blow your mind. Some people at home have already heard this story, and it's cruising on Netflix, so everyone's watching it.

17:32Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, God, now I've got to watch Widow's Bay and now this.

17:34Bobby Lee:You've got to watch both. But I will say, don't watch this right before you go to bed.

17:37Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. Because the end of it is disgusting. Because there was another documentary kind of like this before that was a big sensation. Right, that's her and her husband. What was that one? oh the one with the girl crashed into the wall oh crap no no the girl no the mom that was um catfishing is her mom her daughter yeah what was that one called oh dude i i don't want to say anything but god do i want to say something no you can't but they're about maternal what was that called yeah that yeah that documentary what was that called number the high school cat unknown

18:07Bobby Lee:number yeah did you see that yeah dude yeah that one that woman this woman is insane they're still

18:12Khalyla Kuhn:cool now by the way like it's like they're fine i i know that those parents that relationship is good in maternal instinct is is that what it's called yeah is that relationship fine oh dude

18:24Bobby Lee:when i say this yeah i'm trying to do it very politically so i don't give anything away yeah don't don't the amount of people don't show photos because then it's going to give stuff away the amount of people that this woman like fucked over basically because of what she did too much already it's like it's like remember how remember when we first learned about ponzi schemes and we saw what made off like and how the tree kept going of like and this guy got fucked because of this this this and this person lost this this this this this chick okay i get it it's can let me can i

18:55Khalyla Kuhn:can i guess what's about sure okay a mother you're there you're halfway there okay good a mother right and she um supposedly is a christian yeah there was no religious intent in this at all Yeah, but that's a hidden subject.

19:10Bobby Lee:Well, they're in the South.

19:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, they're in the South, so yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she creates, she says it's gold, but it's really, it's a cross and it's a necklace.

19:20Bobby Lee:Okay.

19:21Khalyla Kuhn:I like it. Right, and she says it's real blood diamonds. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. And she sells it to her old family. I don't know what it's about.

19:30Bobby Lee:I think I'm already off. I can just tell you that it's one of the greatest webs any human's ever spun and it ends tragically.

19:38Khalyla Kuhn:Well, obviously through the picture, I see that she's in prison.

19:43Bobby Lee:No, that's actually not what that is. That's what she dresses like. No, she's being, this is her being investigated. This is her just being questioned.

19:50Khalyla Kuhn:So she dresses in all blue.

19:52Bobby Lee:Well, when they arrested you, you're just in question. She's not in prison for this right now.

19:56Khalyla Kuhn:For this, for this, for this. Yeah, but the clothing though, she's wearing, that's her own personal clothing? Kid's got great wardrobe, great style. That's a pretty cool style. Yeah. Mono. It's locked up chic. Yeah. Yeah, so it's going to take 30 years to get nanotechnology. I mean, people are saying, like, AI is catching up. We're going to have nanotechnology. And it's like, dude, it's going to take. Hello?

20:19Bobby Lee:Breaking sports news. This is big. Bobby, this is very, very, very big. Lonnie the Huck Hawkins, 2004's number one golfer in the world, three-time major champion, is attempting a comeback. He needs one more major to complete the Grand Slam. The Grand Slam. Who are you talking about, dude? Lonnie what? Clearly I'm talking about Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. The greatest. Greatest of what? Three majors. The visor. The hair. Come on, Bobby. The greatest golfer to ever pick up a club. I don't know anything about golf. Can he come back and do it again? Who knows? Do what again? Can he win? Will he win? Who's Lonnie?

20:59Bobby Lee:Okay. Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Okay, so who's Lonnie?

21:04Khalyla Kuhn:He will win. Okay, he will. Can I ask some questions? Will he win? Yes. I hope so. I hope so, too, that he'll win, but who is Lonnie Hawkins?

21:13Bobby Lee:Maybe all the power is in the visor.

21:16Khalyla Kuhn:That visor? This visor now. It looks pretty powerful, dude. But I doubt, I doubt, I don't, what? Put one on. I'm not gonna. Put one on.

21:25Bobby Lee:Oh, God.

21:27Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, my God.

21:29Bobby Lee:We look absurd, but we're champions now. Oh, my God. I feel the power.

21:36Khalyla Kuhn:Do you feel the power of the Hawk? I feel so much more confident than I ever have been or will be. I believe in the lawn. You have to.

21:44Bobby Lee:I do. Tell me more. Bleach blonde hair. Bleach blonde hair. The colored shirts, the swagger. The ex-wife who doesn't believe in you means nothing to Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins because now - Because he's the man! The comeback is real.

21:54Khalyla Kuhn:And he's going to have a comeback and he's the man and he's going to do it.

21:58Bobby Lee:He must. He will. He can. But he might not. He should. But he will.

22:03Khalyla Kuhn:He should.

22:04Bobby Lee:He will. He definitely will, right? Do you think Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins can actually complete the Grand Slam? He needs one more major. His body, Robert, says retire. His heart says no way. Yeah, I'm going to take this hat off now.

22:15Khalyla Kuhn:I don't think he can. Really? Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

22:23Khalyla Kuhn:He will. At his age. He will! At his age. He will at his age.

22:28Bobby Lee:He's a champion. He's going to do it. Can he win a major? Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Can he win a major at his age? His age is close to your age. Yeah, and you know what? My age?

22:36Khalyla Kuhn:Yes, he can. His bones are going to ache. His legs are going to creak. His mind's going to be disheveled. But at the end of the day, he's going to persevere. He's going to rise to the occasion because he's the Hawking of Lonnie Hall, Lonnie Hawkins.

22:48Bobby Lee:He's the Hawk. Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Yeah, yeah. Is this inspiring or delusional? Is Lonnie the Hawk inspirational? It's not delusional. It's inspiring. You must believe. I believe now. Should Lonnie's son Lance support his dad's comeback or stage an intervention? I think he should. You think he should support his father? Well, I think in a family dynamic, I think that's the healthiest choice. Well, don't be upset because you no longer have a father because... My dad died. He did. Yes. But that's not the case here. Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Okay. The Hawk premieres July 16th on Netflix. Lonnie Hawkins, three majors.

23:21Bobby Lee:One more for the Grand Slam. Watch it on Netflix on July 16th. All right. I'll give my endorsement. You'll watch The Hawk on July 16th on Netflix.

23:30Khalyla Kuhn:But let me say something. If the visor doesn't make him better, I'm out. That's fine. Okay.

23:35Bobby Lee:So everyone at home, please watch The Hawk, July 16th, on Netflix with Lonnie the Hawk. Hawkins. Mountain Dew. Hey, Bobby, America is 250 years old. Happy birthday, America. An old lady. She is a beautiful lady. And I'm telling you, why not pop a little Mountain Dew while you get together with your friends this summer because it's delicious? And, and. Yeah. And. Yeah. And? It's an iconic drink. It's an iconic drink. It's Mountain Dew, an American original. Just like you, Andrew. Just like you. Yeah. That's right. Family fishing, lakeside hangs, road trips, rounds of golf concerts. I don't care where you are.

24:14Bobby Lee:Grab yourself a Dew. It's tasting great since 48. The bold taste you know and love. It's got proud American roots. Baby.

24:21Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. My parents never gave me soda, right? So one time I went to a store and I bought some Mountain Dew. And when I drank it, it felt like pure America, dude. Right in my bloodstream.

24:30Bobby Lee:Dude, the Dew. You see two bald eagles flying by.

24:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Mountain Dew.

24:33Bobby Lee:It's a great way to start a damn good time. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American original. Tasting great since 48. Wow.

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26:11Bobby Lee:And I was like, all right. So I flip over the chairs because I'm going to spray them down and clean them. Five. Right where I sit all the time. Let me guess. Five. What? Black widows. Oh my God. Five. And their eggs are all inside the arm of the chair.

26:26Khalyla Kuhn:You're so right. It was the Jackson five, dude. Is that who was?

26:29Bobby Lee:Yeah. I was like, Michael, Tanya?

26:32Khalyla Kuhn:Were they singing ABC? Yeah. One, two, three.

26:36Bobby Lee:Five black widows underneath. And they had eggs, baby eggs underneath. Wow. So I had to look it up because I was like, what is that? Does that kill? It doesn't kill people. Dogs it does. it does kill dogs i looked that up it because the venom is so the human to humans i guess it's not it's not strong enough to do anything to us but it can paralyze a piece of your body if the venom seeps in the right place highly potent neurotoxin primarily composed of whatever a female black widow girl when yeah and anyway oh so there's another movie that i couldn't sleep

27:13Khalyla Kuhn:for two days that Carlos saw. What? It's insane. It's called Burger Infinity. No, it's not. There's no way that's the name. It's called Buffet Infinity.

27:24Bobby Lee:It's called Buffet Infinity. It's so good. Burger Infinity is so funny. Buffet Infinity, just everyone gets sick and dies from a buffet? Yeah. No, it's a movie. Oh, it's a movie. This is not a documentary.

27:37Khalyla Kuhn:No, it's a movie set all in commercials. Brilliant. From a local town.

27:42Bobby Lee:It's Netflix?

27:43Khalyla Kuhn:no no no I rented it yeah yeah and it is I couldn't sleep for two days after watching it and I've seen it three times since that's it's oh yeah I've seen it three I gotta I gotta watch because no you're you're gonna hate it why this is not your thing what do you mean this is our thing McCone liked it too um this is our thing I guess I won't be in this is not your thing why you're it's gonna drive you crazy and it's it's it's it's like the fun of it it's annoying No, it just never stops commercials. It's all commercials for two hours.

28:13Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah. No, I don't want to watch that. Yeah, yeah. But you follow the story that way. It's an interesting pitch.

28:18Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. But two hours of commercials is heavy. But then you, it's like the movie They Live, as if you can wear the glasses now.

28:25Bobby Lee:Ah, so you're, okay. No, maybe I do like that. And it's, you look at billboards differently.

28:33Khalyla Kuhn:You look at advertisement differently.

28:35Bobby Lee:Who did this? And when did this come out? Is this brand new or it's been out for a minute?

28:40Khalyla Kuhn:It's pretty new. It's a Canadian film. Yeah. Simon Glassman.

28:45Bobby Lee:2025 it came out. Yeah, yeah. What did it get on Rotten Tomatoes? Second City TV. So it's produced by a bunch of those Second City guys.

28:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I know some people I recognize. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, can you... What was the Rotten Tomatoes? Yeah, I got it. 100? Shut up. Not a lot of reviews, but 100 % of Rotten Tomatoes.

29:03Bobby Lee:No, 14 reviews. That's not a real number. It's got to get reviewed.

29:06Khalyla Kuhn:yeah I wasn't like reviewed but I mean it's good I think I might try it

29:12Bobby Lee:I'm gonna hate it you're right

29:15Khalyla Kuhn:I'm just gonna let you know it's a set of commercials from the small town in Canada right and in the beginning of the movie it's kind of just like you know your bland local television commercials from small businesses right but then as the commercials continue it gets more nefarious

29:33Bobby Lee:alright I'm gonna try it

29:34Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah and then And it's fucking awesome. It really is. And it's a little disturbing. I like that, though.

29:44Bobby Lee:We need a little bit more disturbing. The world isn't fucked up enough. Carlos watched every second of UFC. Did you see that? For sure he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

29:51Khalyla Kuhn:I thought like a bomb was going to go off or something. I just wanted to. What?

29:54Bobby Lee:Why? What do you mean? Like an assassination attempt?

29:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I'd be like, oh.

29:58Bobby Lee:Oh my God.

29:59Khalyla Kuhn:Dark, dark, dark. That's an insane thing to say. That's insane. You're a lunatic. You're a lunatic. To see like half the government go away in one moment would be so crazy. Oh my God, you're a little - What's going on? What is going on with you, dude? I'm not saying it's good or bad. You're deep into the internet, dude. Oh, you have TikTok. Oh, this is about Buffet Infinity. He was like, oh, it's about data centers, man. That's what it's really about.

30:18Bobby Lee:Could be though.

30:20Khalyla Kuhn:But that's TikTok.

30:20Bobby Lee:I'm going to watch it.

30:22Khalyla Kuhn:And you're saying I have -

30:22Bobby Lee:So you saw a TikTok reviewer go off about it. That's why. You saw someone on TikTok talking about it and then you got in your head. No, no, no. And it starts there and it ends with tuberculosis. it always does it starts dude i've been i've been down the holes yeah i've been down the

30:36Khalyla Kuhn:holes where you go this is kind of interesting my my holes i can't reveal my holes everybody's seen your holes yeah no not my physical holes oh my mental hole right right and my mental holes um no one could hear about them because i would be on a list oh i know well carlos should be on yeah you should be on a list but i would be on some sort of list you get new jeans you did didn't

30:57Bobby Lee:because I commented they look good.

30:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I got some new salvaged Japanese denim. I thought it was a little surprise for myself because I haven't done this in a long time. And were you surprised? Yes, I was surprised. I was surprised because I - Very salvaged, by the way. What? They look very salvaged. They're very salvaged. And thank you.

31:17Bobby Lee:From a salvage yard? Yeah, in Okinawa. They were like, give me a bumper of an 86 Accord in those jeans. Yeah. That's a salvage yard.

31:25Khalyla Kuhn:They go, okay. but you want the car too? No, I don't need the car. Just give me the door. Yeah, but yeah, I got some new jeans. It takes a long time to wear them out. They look very good. They're a little stiff at the beginning. They're very stiff.

31:37Bobby Lee:You know what you got to do? Don't tell me. What? Your pool. You got to put them in your coffee pool. No, I'll tell you. Can I tell you what to do? What? This is actually a really good sneaky trick. Okay. You find a young person, like a young dude, like Richie or someone at the studio, and let him wear them for two weeks straight because they'll fuck him up. He'll sleep in them. He'll live in them. I don't want Richie's enzyme in my jeans.

32:01Khalyla Kuhn:Richie's a clean kid. No, no, no. I don't care. Any biological matter that Richie has, I don't want him on my jeans. Okay, what about Carlos? Would you let him rock your jeans? No, because you don't wash raw denim. I know. He's not going to sweat in it. I don't want his enzymes or cells or anything on my jeans. None of his epidermis should land in your jeans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you do in my jeans, your little rave parties that you go to, I don't want them on my jeans. You put them on and they're like. Yeah, yeah. They would be like white on the inside. Yeah. All right. Like tuberculosis.

32:32Bobby Lee:Oh, TB jeans. TB jeans. TBT jeans.

32:34Khalyla Kuhn:No, I'm going to do them on my own. I've done them before. I'm just going to do them. I went hiking in them yesterday and people are looking at me weird. No, that's actually smart hiking in them. Yeah, because there's a. You're not going to fucking believe this shit, dude. So. I bet I am. It's by my house, right? There's a little hiking trail. Yeah. You know that one? Oh, yeah. Yeah. and there's a parking lot yeah right so you for 15 years I've been going there now they make you pay so I get I'm done hiking you know in these jeans I go to my car I got a parking ticket

33:06Bobby Lee:I know I was livid about it I went there and I was like when have we had to pay for this I've lived here I know for 20 years you've never had to pay for that parking lot for that park yeah and now they put a machine and they make you pay they make you pay by the way yeah it's like 10 bucks for an hour it's something insane

33:20Khalyla Kuhn:it's insane it's a hustle yeah and they're like Like, oh, there's new government regulation. Because I walked up to the car while he was doing it. We got to get out of LA. Yeah, that park ranger. It's getting worse. And I was like, what is going on?

33:31Bobby Lee:You know, Spencer Pratt wouldn't let that happen. He would not, no. Pratt would have had no machines in parking lots. Hi, that's Nith. Is that Miss Raman herself? Yeah. So what I'm saying is, is that, you know what? This place is fucked. How do we get out? We got to move. This place sucks shit. Let's get the fuck out of here. You know what's so fucking unfortunate? But you want to go to places I don't want to go, and I want to go to places you don't want to go. Name a place that you want to go that I don't want to go. Name a place. Hawaii. Fine, I'll move to Hawaii. I would love to move to Hawaii.

33:58Bobby Lee:But guess what, buddy? What? Way more expensive than here. What are you talking about? Taxes, who? Everything. Okay. Everything.

34:05Khalyla Kuhn:Where's the... People say Nashville. No, that's just like a trend. No, no. Dude, this is real.

34:12Bobby Lee:People say Nashville. It's awesome. Yeah. I could do it. Yeah, my boy, Zach Townsend. Yeah. Shout out to... Look at it. I'm wearing his merch right now. Yeah. Right?

34:21Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

34:21Bobby Lee:this is paid vacation he lives in nashville look dude kurosawa oh good merch yeah yo himbo

34:27Khalyla Kuhn:do you know him kurosawa yeah distressed when he had blackfoot kurosawa lives outside of nashville

34:33Bobby Lee:yeah he lives in knoxville actually by university of tennessee i saw a movie last night called kraken you know kraken is yeah what yeah the kraken from the sea like the creature yeah the sea kraken yeah yeah yeah yeah and oh this is like one of those godzilla verses no it was just it's a norwegian movie i guess yeah i'm out on that yeah it's it's we made the film about the creek

34:58Khalyla Kuhn:yeah that's basically what it is it's like i don't care and it starts off good but every decision everyone makes in that movie is like what are you fucking doing norwegians do traditionally make

35:11Bobby Lee:pretty cool weird shit yeah like you've seen clown right yeah great we should remake clown you and i should do clown i don't even know why we don't do yeah let the right one in is that norwegian oh yeah

35:21Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah great movie but the kraken it's like it shot beautifully but i'm like what are you why would you do that it's bad ideas yeah bad ideas what we want to see is the kraken and we want to

35:34Bobby Lee:see it killing and eating people yeah yeah and throwing someone over the mountain you want to see a kraken throw a human being as far as they can. Yeah.

35:41Khalyla Kuhn:And when they show the kraken, it's beautiful. You know what I mean? But it's like, oh, so it doesn't exist.

35:47Bobby Lee:It's all fake.

35:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I mean, Loch Ness, all these mythologies are just perceptions.

35:53Bobby Lee:No, no. No. This could exist, especially if we keep up with what we're doing. Do you know about what's happening about the sewage from Tijuana flooding San Diego beaches? Have you not seen this? The kraken may exist if Mexico keeps dumping their sewage. San Diego beaches are like, you can't even swim in them now. Billions of gallons of untreated sewage and industrial waste flow from Mexico down the river into Southern California. Wow. They said 150 out of 200 days, they couldn't swim in like Leo Carrillo. Maybe that was it down there? Right? Isn't that Leo Carrillo down there?

36:20Khalyla Kuhn:Maybe. This is my theory. They're just throwing their poop up at us. If you see a can, right? And it's floating down, open it. Maybe there's a Mexican inside it.

36:29Bobby Lee:Oh.

36:29Khalyla Kuhn:There were rivers coming through the sewage.

36:31Bobby Lee:Look at that though.

36:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

36:33Bobby Lee:So Mexico's sending so much waste into the ocean. Oh, that's insane. You can't swim in San Diego right now. It's poop beach. It's literally poop beach. Wow. And there's no net you could put up? Here's the funniest part. The news was like, Mexican government is working diligently. That's it right there. Mexican government is working diligently on getting the waste out of the water. However, they've incurred many problems. They show a video of a big poop pipe. It's leaking and they're just staring at it. Yeah. They're just looking at a poop pipe.

37:02Khalyla Kuhn:Well, that's what you do at a poop pipe when you first, you know what I mean? You got to take a look at it. You got to look first. Oh, they're looking at it. And I look at them for about 12 to 24 hours, depending on the time I have.

37:12Bobby Lee:That's what it looks like from an air review. That's all poop. Yeah, there's the... No, wait, all that brown part is poop? That's poop, dude.

37:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, NASA can see it from space.

37:21Bobby Lee:NASA can see the poop from space in San Diego. Oh, my God. That's so much poop. And that's all the way up by the military base. That's so much poop. That's so much poop. You can't go in the water. That's cool. In Hawaii, there's no poop water there. There is from space. No, people don't poop in Hawaii.

37:37Khalyla Kuhn:they're too happy yeah yeah it's just acai bowls and stuff that's right dude just fish acai bowls mahi mahi yeah we don't need to poop brother

37:49Bobby Lee:let's move to where are we gonna move then you just said it so hawaii okay so hawaii's out

37:53Khalyla Kuhn:nashville's one we can do it i think nashville for me um i feel like you know i'm an asian dude

37:59Bobby Lee:i know but look it up is there a korean contingency in nashville there's gotta be there isn't i can't We'll go there for you. I'll move there. I don't care. You know I like Koreans. Yes. There is a visible and growing Korean population in Nashville in the surrounding Middle Tennessee region. Right on, man. How many people?

38:18Khalyla Kuhn:It can't be nine dudes. If it's 38 or more, we're in. No, it's got to be at least 5 ,000.

38:23Bobby Lee:5 ,000? Oh, my God. What? 2 ,500 to 2 ,700. That's a lot. That's all you need.

38:29Khalyla Kuhn:That's not what I need. I need 1 ,000. You can build a village. maybe if I go and maybe I don't know you could influence a lot of careers maybe I can influence it I can run the 2700 what is it Los Angeles metro area

38:41Bobby Lee:has yeah yeah I mean

38:43Khalyla Kuhn:that's you know you don't like many of them though there's only half of those here's what I don't like um pertaining to you and your people okay okay what is it and it's gonna sound childish when I say it it's gonna sound um like I'm being racist toward the whites. I mean, that's fair. Okay. I do it all the time to you. Okay. And I want to say this is when you're in a Korean spa. Me? Just in general. Whites? In general. Okay. Okay. I counted. I'm just going to say I counted. Close the steam room door all the way. I mean, I've never had an issue with that. Okay. I have an issue with it.

39:27Bobby Lee:I mean, I was always closed the door behind. I mean, who's not closing the door?

39:30Khalyla Kuhn:You ran into one white? No, no, no. I counted. And I was in the steam room with five other white dudes, and one would leave. I'd have to stand up, close it, sit back down. And the four other dudes, because I stayed in there for like a half an hour, right? For observation purposes only, right? Is they all four purposely left it open. And I'd have to get up and close it. I thought you worked there. No, no. So you kept getting up to close the door. No, no, no. No, it's sensible. Thought you were on your lunch break. No, no, to keep the steam inside the steam room. I've never had a problem with this.

40:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I have a problem with that.

40:08Bobby Lee:Well, whenever I go to the Russian spas in New York and the little gay ones, the little gay undergrounds, we leave it wide open.

40:14Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

40:15Bobby Lee:That's fine.

40:16Khalyla Kuhn:In a Russian one, you can do that, right? But is it racist for me to say that like, to be - Is there a type about a race? No, it's because it's a Korean spa, right? Then don't let in whites.

40:29Bobby Lee:I know, but you can't do that. Yeah, you can. You can make a private club and you can let in whoever you want. Yeah, but they don't do that. Well, why don't you go to, why don't you make a private Korean spa for Korean girls? Just close the door.

40:41Khalyla Kuhn:It's the whites only place in the Ozarks. So you can do those.

40:45Bobby Lee:You can do it. Wait a minute, whites only spa?

40:47Khalyla Kuhn:No, it's a white, we talked about this on the show.

40:50Bobby Lee:Oh, the development. Yeah, I know. And they only let me buy like one or two properties.

40:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. but my point is is that a terrible thing no it's not that big of a deal

41:02Bobby Lee:I think you found a group of guys that were friends

41:05Khalyla Kuhn:it's a problem every time I go to spa three or four times a week I count that's the problem I count too when I drive it's all bad Haitian drivers so it's all the same thing interesting interesting let me defend that

41:19Bobby Lee:no there's no defense for that

41:20Khalyla Kuhn:oh yeah there is a defense oh there is a defense defense

41:25Bobby Lee:Difference.

41:26Khalyla Kuhn:Not from you.

41:27Bobby Lee:There is a difference.

41:28Khalyla Kuhn:There is no difference. Okay, what I'm going to say is. Ed, we've seen your cars.

41:33Bobby Lee:Yeah, you've wrecked like six cars. Yeah, we've already talked about this. Yeah, but I'm saying you're not backing, you're not going to. No. We leave the door open in a steam room. You hit people with a three-ton piece of machinery. It's dangerous. One of these things doesn't kill people.

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45:44Khalyla Kuhn:Why does your picture come up when I type in bad Asian?

45:47Bobby Lee:Bad Asian driver? That's so funny. Asian drivers, is it true?

45:51Khalyla Kuhn:Is that AI?

45:52Bobby Lee:I don't know. When you walk into the steam room and you open the door, does it go bing dong at the Korean spot? No, it makes no noise. There's just a woman in the corner

46:01Khalyla Kuhn:going, you break your buy. All right. Let me defend Asian drivers if I may, okay? Try. This is from China, dude. Look at this. I understand that, right? He was in a hurry. He was late for work. He was late for work. That'd be Japan. Yeah, okay. So here's my take on it, all right? Yeah. I feel like that every race has their bad drivers because a lot of times I'm driving - They all move here.

46:28Bobby Lee:A lot of times - All of the bad Asian drivers moved here. That's how I - Asians kick them out of their original country of origin. Just because they couldn't drive? Yeah, if you fail your driving test in China, they send you to the United States. That's not true.

46:40Khalyla Kuhn:That's absolutely not true. That's a good joke, Kyle. That's how the stereotype is. That's how the stereotype is. No. Get out of here. Yeah, okay. Aeris Iron for you. I can't defend. I can't defend it then. It's impossible. You're not allowing me to defend it.

46:54Bobby Lee:Because you're thinking about what you might be. You can't even make up something. I already know what I was going to say.

46:58Khalyla Kuhn:What is it? Well, let me get it out. All right, go ahead. No interruptions, please. Fine, guys, no jokes. All right. No interruptions, please. No comedy. there's two points I want to make now now I have two points number one is I'm what? I'm a driver where stop signs and stop lights are suggestion so it's like late at night at 3 in the morning if I'm at a stop light and I look around there's no one around I just run right through it

47:26Bobby Lee:like a bad driver

47:27Khalyla Kuhn:no that's not a bad driver no that's gangster

47:29Bobby Lee:it is illegal and you're a bad driver and i hope you hit a little kid on a bike who you don't see crossing one time when you fuck around and find out oh that's a terrible thing to wish on me stop running through stop running through lights at three in the morning a kid could be out there a teenager in summer it's summer he could be riding his bike around the neighborhood yeah i have lights that come out called headlights well now you have now you have your glasses all right you can see

47:53Khalyla Kuhn:glasses i have headlights okay and also um i don't care about scratches and dings your prius

48:01Bobby Lee:look like it was shipped back here from Iran. It looked like it spent a term in Iran.

48:06Khalyla Kuhn:I've already made this fucking, like in Thailand, all right? Or you go to any place in Asia, right? They get in a collision. They'll roll down the window and they'll go, we okay? We okay? I'm okay. And they drive on. There's no insurance, you know what I mean? It's not supposed to happen. You hit people all the time in an Asian country. It seems there's a correlation between them. No, no, no. It's that we don't care about dings,

48:30Bobby Lee:scratches and but you're also referencing a place where the cars are valued at probably like two donkeys and a you know and a handshake and an egg yeah don't forget the egg two donkeys and an egg yeah so i'm saying here we have our vehicles are more expensive okay in china they do it too

48:47Khalyla Kuhn:yeah too many fucking people you know it's just like oh let me move on let me move on you know what i mean that's how i am okay if i get a ding let me move on but no you do a slight little bumper tap right pull over pull over right i mean exchange cops coming so what the fuck are we doing

49:03Bobby Lee:here it's insane make up your own korean only all right so that's number one what was number one

49:09Khalyla Kuhn:that was number two can i just summarize it oh i know number two is this right there's two types of drivers okay in every drivers and everyone no no no i've driven behind armenians and and they drive white people remember the bumper sticker i said the other day if you get too close i slow down yeah it was a white person that's funny yeah i know it's funny but she really means it for you to put that in on your car it's a she yeah they're all that okay so what i don't know what you're doing all right so what i'm saying is is that um you know there's a lot of but then you look at fucking tokyo drift fast and furious sung kang they can all drive yeah but he's the exception

49:50Bobby Lee:no no no it's like exception to the rules right some of us are the one the one guy that was an f1 yuki sunoda he got he got he's gone yeah i know he couldn't keep up yeah he can keep up no he didn't obviously he didn't he's gone he's no verstappen okay i'm telling you dog you guys are the worst i don't know what it is it's in your genetic code it's not even like are we good at math huh are we good at math yes some stereotypes are good some are not good we're better at school you're better at school you're sitting down that's how about engineering it's just a room engineering you guys are great well then i can take bad driving yeah it's the worst yeah you're the worst just don't drive it yeah you can build the car just don't drive it very good that's a

50:31Khalyla Kuhn:very good way yeah okay good the ai says i have confirmation bias confirmation bias yeah what

50:39Bobby Lee:does that mean yeah percy uh it's a people hold a preconceived stereotype selectively remember it's preconceived okay hmm yeah you're kind you have confirmation bias okay i've been another thing

50:50Khalyla Kuhn:that i want to say all right and i'm not defending anything myself included right but i'm a master of the male naked body yeah okay i mean you're one of them yeah yeah and i go to the spa all the time sure i'm gonna go to one tonight okay okay and in the spas i go there's every race and i've seen every penis size yeah right and the stereotype that i saw one asian dude with a button penis okay it was so small it was like this i wanted to murder him because he's the guy he's the guy he's the guy that we all have the stereotype some white dudes saw that dude you mean in pearl harbor or whatever and spread that rumor sure yeah i mean it was like american propaganda

51:38Bobby Lee:or whatever it worked yeah it did work right all heard about it yeah yeah and so um it was that and marilyn manson removed a rib to suck his own penis the same kind of rumor yeah yeah same kind of

51:48Khalyla Kuhn:rumor and they worked so what i'm saying is is that but i've seen a lot of asian dudes are carrying a lift heavy load sure i have i would say there's probably a few guys out there doing okay i know i would say i compare to now the blacks for sure yeah they're pretty good no they're the best i've seen them yeah you know what i mean can we talk about this even yeah what we're saying yeah is this confirmation bias or no i don't yeah it's not confirmation bias it's reality

52:18Bobby Lee:right imagine being a black guy with a small penis so sad yeah it's gotta be sad yeah yeah because being an asian out of the small penis big deal make a joke about it make a career of it well you yeah being a white guy with a small penis big deal go get money and you'll be fine yeah being a black guy with a small penis it's sad all your other black friends are gonna go Damn, dog.

52:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, what happened?

52:38Bobby Lee:That's a bummer. Yeah. That's just that you just gotta be.

52:41Khalyla Kuhn:But I'll tell you this. So I used to belong to some porn sites for my masturbation activities. I don't do it anymore. We would assume, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we've never thought you were. Yeah, researching? Yeah, and there's one that I had saved with a black dwarf, right? That's in the porn. And his penis was triple the size of any other penis I've ever seen. that's so funny yeah so it's like even the dwarves have big ones hey god the god was on something he

53:11Bobby Lee:built him yeah yeah he built him different he built him different yeah he goes what if i just

53:16Khalyla Kuhn:make his penis huge yeah don't do that you're not gonna be able to play basketball yeah you're still not gonna be able to swim

53:26Bobby Lee:big bdlp yeah the bdlp oh there's an lp love show now bring this up there's like a new kind of reality little person love show and i'm so excited to watch it little person is that tlc

53:41Khalyla Kuhn:it's gonna be tlc little oh wait oh what's it called little singles little singles yeah little singles little singles wow oh yeah you know craft cheese you know they're called singles right the

53:57Bobby Lee:single slices yeah i like that two more it's how is there only five of them on a dating show oh

54:03Khalyla Kuhn:there's more.

54:04Bobby Lee:Mm.

54:05Khalyla Kuhn:No, that looks like, yeah.

54:07Bobby Lee:No, that's only those five. Those are the main five. I think they're all like friends or something. I have no idea. That's 80 % of the population.

54:13Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, how are only five? Well, because they all have to fit up in that tree. No, but it's, I think they're looking for the best looking.

54:26Khalyla Kuhn:They're making cookies? Are they making cookies? Yeah, where's the chocolate? Yeah. Stop it. Yeah. look at it she's never gone to a grocery store yeah it's too high do they give them do they

54:39Bobby Lee:give them what do they give them full apples when they get on those couches give me a full apple can't do half apples well she's never been to a grocery store she had anxiety about being an well dude imagine those shelves are so big yeah i can't even read i was gonna say he can't hit the top yeah i can't hit the top i have to ask you know my girlfriend's 5 10 so i go she can do it I go get that. That's so funny. Yeah. I don't care. I do want to watch this. It's on Netflix? What is this on? Yeah. Little TLC. Little Singles. Man, TLC keeps making bangers, huh? Yeah.

55:11Khalyla Kuhn:Pool looks nice, yeah. There's a cup in the water.

55:15Bobby Lee:When is Sex on the Spectrum going to happen? You just want to watch it?

55:20Khalyla Kuhn:Don't you want to watch it?

55:22Bobby Lee:No. You don't want to watch it? No, but I'm teeing up your joke in my mind. Yeah. I can hear it in my head. Like I can literally hear the joke. Yeah. Great joke. Okay. Can't say it, I guess. Can't say it, I guess. Well, it's in the special. It's in the special, yeah. Right? Yeah. So good. Yeah. Well, the World Cup's going on, and I'm so sorry. Do you think USA, you are a diehard football fan, do you think USA has even a shot?

55:44Khalyla Kuhn:I'll tell you who's not going to win. Who? Brazil. They look terrible.

55:50Bobby Lee:Okay, good. Spain has the best chance. Their midfield is so old, I can't even believe it. Okay, dude, we are plus 3 ,300 right now? Yeah. That's a great bet. I just put 10 bucks on that.

56:01Khalyla Kuhn:You would? Yeah. There's no way it's going to happen. Yeah. I mean, because I know football and I know France's team and I know England's team and I know Portugal's team. They're just, it's like LeBron James.

56:16Bobby Lee:We're the longest of the long shots. What? We're the longest of the long shots.

56:18Khalyla Kuhn:They just have their bench, their bench is a World Cup team. Sure. You know, so it's like. Again, I know nothing about. Yeah, I mean, France has Mbappe. I mean, they have Dembele. They've got really good players.

56:34Bobby Lee:Is Muganto on that team? Muganto, yeah, he's on the bench. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mbappe is French? Yeah. Where's he from? France. Which one?

56:44Khalyla Kuhn:The one in Ghana. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, yeah. Well, even Balogun from the US team was just born in Brooklyn, but never lived here.

56:55Bobby Lee:Yeah, he moved to England. England? Yeah, to London, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then - But it's where you're born is what you can do, or your parents - Well, he has dual citizenship, but he wasn't going to get on the England squad.

57:07Khalyla Kuhn:That's bad news. Which is cool, because fuck it, I'll just play for America then.

57:11Bobby Lee:Yeah, I would do the same shit. It's like what Eileen Gu, remember? She rode for China, even though she could have rode for us.

57:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and I'm rooting for him because he was at the Arsenal Academy. Oh. And they let him go. He wasn't good enough.

57:23Bobby Lee:No, sometimes they - Hey, he's not good enough to be a gooner. That's just how it goes.

57:28Khalyla Kuhn:No, but listen, Eze, Eberiche Eze was in the Arsenal Academy, got let go, played for shitty teams, finally got on Crystal Palace, and then Arsenal made him offer when he was 27 years old. Wow. So Balogun can come home.

57:46Bobby Lee:Balogun can come home. That'll be a song they sing. Yeah, Balogun can come home. Balogun can come home. Yeah. I love those songs. the fact that we haven't adopted that even a little bit in the states and any of our sports blows my mind we still got the fucking wave we still got the fucking wave every time i go to a dodger game and they start it i go like this no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah or the hand the gigantic hand cut it out i have 15 of those at home stop it yeah yeah do you know where the wave started by the way though california why should have wouldn't you think it would start here started up north the beach boys wouldn't it be nice to start a wave the wave started up in san ponen

58:23Khalyla Kuhn:cisco wow it's what if oh oakland sorry okay what if somebody started it and they're like what the fuck are you doing it's a guy with tourettes and no one does it and they're like what the fuck are you doing i'm sure i'm trying something like who's how do you do it do you have to that's him right there crazy george you have to have a group of people know what you're doing dude he's so loud

58:44Bobby Lee:He yelled so loud. They said you could hear him at home plate from the outfield. He would scream so loud. Look at him. He was the man.

58:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

58:51Bobby Lee:And that spirit of Oakland will be dead now because now they're in Vegas. Oh, dude.

58:55Khalyla Kuhn:I'm also tired of USA chanting. You like it?

59:00Bobby Lee:Love. Sometimes when I'm hooking up with my wife, I go, USA. Yeah. U-S-A.

59:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Something about it. I'm patriotic.

59:09Bobby Lee:She salutes me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

59:12Khalyla Kuhn:I'm patriotic.

59:13Bobby Lee:pounding away and she's she plays the

59:18Khalyla Kuhn:taps for me I'm tapping at ass especially when they're in the Olympics and you're like yelling USA and then you're sitting next to a country that isn't a first rule country right and it's just like if I'm like in front of my house and a homeless guy walks by and me go I own a home! I own a home! It feels like bragging. Wouldn't that feel good to do? It just feels like bragging.

59:50Bobby Lee:Yeah. Well, if you had any context to all the wars that we've been through and what we've - I have the context. To fight to be this place. Yeah. We're going to yell it in your face. It's the best country in the world. We're going to yell it in your face. And especially because all these other countries go, you're not the best. Okay. Then why are you both here? Huh? Why are you here? Go home. Get out of here if you don't like it. You like it? Oh, dude, I don't like it.

1:00:12Khalyla Kuhn:Best country in the world.

1:00:13Bobby Lee:I don't like it. This new. USA. USA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it, dude. What does Korea say? USA.

1:00:25Khalyla Kuhn:Even during a Korean match, it's crazy. No, I don't know what they say, but.

1:00:31Bobby Lee:Banga ding. Dae han mingguk. Dae han. South Korea, unofficial university recognized national chant. Dae han ming. Clap, clap, clap, clap. We all do that. crap crap crap oh it's oh it's no that's actually cool i like that let's do it three times in a row

1:00:57Khalyla Kuhn:you're right i like it i totally get it gay hon mean all right big fans of korea over here i'm gonna do mine what is it clap once all right i want to create my yeah all right clap once and go ooh, right? Clap three times, a thumbs up, and another ooh. Here we go. Wait, write it down. Write it down because I forgot what I said.

1:01:19Bobby Lee:Clap, ooh, clap, clap, clap, ooh. No, thumbs up, ooh. Yeah, so I even forgot. Clap, ooh, clap, clap, clap, ooh, thumbs up. Clap, ooh, clap, clap, clap, ooh. Ooh with a thumbs up simultaneously.

1:01:37Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, zoom in please. Clap, ooh, clap, clap, clap, thumbs up, ooh. Ready?

1:01:42Bobby Lee:Here we go, ready, one, two, three. Ooh! No, see your rhythm's off. No, I, you're too fast. You're too fast, you were above me, ready? One, two, three.

1:01:53Khalyla Kuhn:Clap, ooh! Oh, I didn't clap. I just read it, I just read it. Sorry, sorry. This is how auditions go. This is my audition.

1:02:03Bobby Lee:That's why we can't work in the business. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ready? All right, ready, one, two, three. One, two, three. Ooh! Ooh! No, thumbs up. Ooh. I thought it was just simultaneous. No, no, no. You thumbs up and then ooh. Okay, here we go. Right, right. One, two, three. Ooh. Ooh. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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