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0:00Legally, we can't say drinking Storm makes you smarter and more focused. But with zero sugar, 200 milligrams of caffeine, and immunity support, you're smarter and more focused for drinking, Storm. Storm, good energy in, good energy out. Energy for life. So what's going on in the booth? We have ET and Clayface in the cover booth right now. Oh, he stands up now. He stands up now. What's going on with your face? Can you get invisible acne patches, please? Why don't you? You look like an aerial view of Iran. I mean, there's explosions. It stumbled, but you still got through that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:34They're just little stickers like every teenager uses. Okay. You're 40. I'm 39. Yeah, you're 40. Okay, you're 40. That's 40, yeah. That's the same thing. That's interesting. When do you start rounding up in ages or down in ages? At what scale of your life do you go, you round up automatically versus when you start rounding down? 38. 38, you start rounding up. Yeah, you have. No, I think at 35, I was like, I'm almost 40. Yeah, you're 40. You're 40. yeah i know it just feels weird i'm 60 that's yeah i'm 60 the most that's the most true thing he said yeah yeah i'm 60 years old yeah yeah and i'm 50 you're 50 you're for sure 50 i'm 50 yeah i look 50 i act 50 my body feels 50 yeah yeah and guess what i did yesterday hmm two things happened what happened yeah well two things are going on well first of all i got i got caught i got caught doing what i got caught dude oh yeah what getting caught sucks yeah getting caught sucks dude what did you do um i thought i could get away with it is what i did what did you do dude so i was at the comedy store friday night and i took my car and i for some reason thought it was in forward but it was in reverse and who'd you hit and i pressed the you know i mean the gas Right?

1:57Right, the pedal, yeah The gas pedal That's right Like any 60 year old would do It does sound like an old guy And I crashed into a car Whose car? Well, let me finish Okay I put it in forward And I just left And there was cameras Well, I didn't know that So at around midnight Joe, the comedy store manager, goes You got caught and i go what do you mean and he goes we have it on video we got yeah yeah and um then steph tolov texts me late at night she goes i saw it and she goes it's the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life it's her car no whose car ricky rick ingram yeah oh my god i know so then what i do is and And then here's the thing.

2:50The thing is, is that. You thought you were going to get out with me? But then Joe says something very interesting. He said, so Steph saw it, but she didn't rat me out. They just drove away. They said there was somebody that Joe walked up to and goes, did you see it? And the guy said my name and ratted me out. And I asked Joe for the name and he wouldn't give me the name. And that guy, I'm going to find out. You don't know who it is? I don't know who it is. We're going to find out. We're going to find out. And then I call Rick and I go, I guess I got caught. Hello? Hello? Hey, dude, you're on Bad Friends.

3:32Nice. Who are you talking to? Who do you think? Rick or Joe? The man's car that you hit. Okay. Rick, how much damage is on the car?