In short
Two hosts banter about travel mishaps and comparing New York vs Scotland food, especially pizza.
Guest backgrounds
No guests are named; only recurring friends/hosts are mentioned (e.g., “Andrew,” “Scott Lee,” and “Carlos,” plus “Joey’s wife”).
Key claims
The narrator says he “went to Scotland” despite earlier saying he didn’t; his flights were diverted (New York tornado → Atlanta → Scotland) and he arrived a day late. He claims Scotland improved his view of Scottish food after prior “Bad Friends” comments angered people.
Notable examples
Scottish pizza with “corn and chicken” (described as a big hit there), and late-night pizza ordered by Joey’s wife; New York is praised for getting a “slice.”
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOCar Talk and New York Slice
0:04 to 1:10
The hosts joke about cars and share a quick New York pizza story.
“But choosing a snack you and your kids can both get behind doesn't have to be.”
Trip to Scotland
1:10 to 1:54
One host shares a story about an unexpected trip to Scotland and its fun experiences.
Food Preferences in Scotland
1:54 to 2:29
Discussion about food in Scotland and the previously held opinions about it.
“but it was great it was great Scottish yeah and all the Scots Sir William Wallace all the Scots were like he's coming down the hill You like Scotland?”
Unusual Pizza Toppings
2:29 to 3:16
The hosts discuss a strange pizza topping choice that surprised one of them.
“Ain't nothing better than a slice in New York.”
Transcript
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0:42It's good to see you, man. We talk forever. We've been talking forever. We keep talking. We keep talking. We talk until you stop listening. And that's them, the rules. And I hope you keep listening. I just got back from Scotland. No, you didn't. I did. You told me you didn't go. What? Yeah, you told me you didn't go. Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah. Did you go? Yeah. why would you tell me you didn't go I like to keep you on your toes he's like I'm in New York I like to keep you on your toes Don you and Scott Lee goes no I'm in New York I'm in New York that's what he said I went to New York to get a slice I went to Cambodia anyone can say things that's my point actually I didn't end up the day I was supposed to be there we got our flight diverted halfway there I think I texted Carlos I had to go down to Atlanta there was a tornado in New York not a real thing so they made us go to Atlanta then from Atlanta they were like we're going to get to New York tonight I was like great I'll make my flight to Scotland we take off my flight to Scotland also takes off into space into space yeah yeah wow because that's a space move well that's where Scotland is in space Scotland's in space so I went to Scotland it was amazing I had so much fun I ended up going a day late but it was great it was great Scottish yeah and all the Scots Sir William Wallace all the Scots were like he's coming down the hill You like Scotland?
2:03You like our food now, Andrew? Do you? Do you, Andrew? You talk about it on Bad Friends. You like my food now, Andrew? Really good. Is it good? Yeah. Did we talk bad about their food on the show? People got mad at me. I don't remember. People came up to me in the restaurant. They're like, is the food as bad as you talk about in Bad Friends? I was like, the food's great. And they're like, no. We never went to Scotland. That's what I'm saying. But I'd been before. Then why would you say that? Because I'd been before. Yeah, so no. It improved. Okay. Is it better than New York? Ain't nothing better than a slice in New York.
2:35Hey, how you doing? I ain't forgetting about the - When I walk around New York City, I get a slice. Yeah. No, it was great. And then my buddy Joey's wife ordered pizza for everyone late night, hanging out. I was like, what a good move. And then she goes, I got three pepperonis and one corn and chicken. And I was like, that's not a real pizza. I've never heard of corn and chicken in my entire life. It's a big hit in Scotland. Wait, wait, there's corn in the chicken. Corn and chicken pizza. Yeah. Never seen it in my life. I prefer the chicken in the corn. Yeah. That's more of a difficult process to make.
3:09Put the chicken in the corn. No. I put little chickens inside the kernel. That works. That works. Yeah.
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