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28 Aug 2026 · 4 min · 2 chapters

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In short

The hosts discuss Facebook’s “find more than what you’re looking for” idea, then pivot into a playful segment about podcast crossovers and setting up a date. They reference Bad Friends and Pardon My Take, praising Andrew Santino and producer Zach, and joking about Uncrustables.

Guest backgrounds

Andrew Santino is a comedian and film producer; he’s described as a great guy. Zach is a producer for Pardon My Take (Chicago-based) and is portrayed as smart, sweet, funny, and stylish. “Fat Andrew” is mentioned as a person with a crush.

Key claims

Facebook can lead from browsing to joining a cycling crew. Zach has a big crush and may be a good match.

Notable examples

Marketplace bike search leading to a cycling group; Uncrustables eaten on Burt Pod; “fancy in the booth” as a favorite Bad Friends element.

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Discussion on Bad Friends Podcast

0:03 to 1:40

The hosts discuss the Bad Friends podcast and its recurring guests.

“So you were scrolling on Marketplace, and there it was, the bike you'd been searching for.”

Uncrustables and Potential Dates

1:40 to 3:40

A light-hearted conversation about Uncrustables and a possible date setup.

“And he's perhaps shooting his shot, is what I feel like it is.”
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0:00This episode is brought to you by Facebook. So you were scrolling on Marketplace, and there it was, the bike you'd been searching for. You sent a message, and it turned out the seller was super chatty, kind of funny, and an avid cyclist. The next thing you know, you're in a cycling crew. Well, a community cycling group. The thing about Facebook, you might find more than what you're looking for. From a browse to a bike ride, this summer, find more on Facebook. we had our friends we spoke with our friends and they had a little submission over uh at pardon my take i want you to hear this put on your headphones it's an interesting interesting thickening the plot over here maybe let's hear it andrew santino uh bad friends great show out on all platforms apple spotify youtube great guy and santino shout to him all right so i won't get into details but if you were to say uh you can't pick bobby or andrew santino as your favorite parts of the bad friends podcast what would be your third favorite or one first thing i'll go with the fancy in the booth oh to him great guy wait he's a film producer does a lot of fun videos who else is in the booth film producer yeah i think they have a three-man booth that's probably that all men yeah the booth yeah a lot of men in the booth yeah they have to the booth do they have any producers they got they got reoccurring guests uh i think the lady who plays in the band on kill tony is reoccurring uh once upon a time uh what about the girl who's obsessed with eating uncrustables that uh we could maybe have you go out on a date with oh no she sits on the inflatable couches that's not the booth oh yeah great show what a show you guys should all check it out it's a great show i don't know she loves uncrustables great i will say great snack choice yeah uncrustable is fantastic sandwich you have great eyes i've got a i actually have a i well i don't know if i have any more because i did move i did have an uncrustable puncher so i could make a cross was at home oh you had your own yeah they make ones you can just punch them out fuck yeah yeah so you could do with ham and cheese and peanut butter and jelly sounds like you guys would make a great couple i i great show they they run a great program oh my god he likes you at the program he likes you really likes you friends yeah yeah he got scared yeah that is true We should do a collab.

2:13We gotta do a collab. Pause it on him. Who is this? Pause it on him. Shout out to - It's Fat Andrew. Think she'd be a bad friend.

2:22You don't know Fat Andrew? This gentleman has a big crush on you. Yeah. And he's perhaps shooting his shot, is what I feel like it is. That's what it feels like. He's a really nice kid. I met him. So Uncrustables, you like them? I don't even know that. There's not an Uncrustable in the house. She ate them on the Burt pod. When those guys came on the show. That's right, that's right. She ate like six on camera. Okay. There he is. So here's Zach right there. Would you go on a date with Zach perhaps, Rudy? That could be you. I like his eyes. You like his eyes. That's a good start. Caribbean blue is what I call it.

2:54Are you interested in maybe going on a date with this man? If we set this up, the guy on the left, he's got a big, big crush on you. He was too shy to say it to me when I met him, but now we know the truth. Maybe. What does he do? He's a producer for that show for Pardon My Take. He's a producer and he's very good at his job, unlike the producers that we have on this show. I like the ham and cheese idea. You like the ham and cheese uncrustable idea? So this is something we can move forward on, perhaps if we can get a merging of maybe - Where does he live, this guy? Chicago. It's not going to work.

3:20I think it is. She doesn't like winter. We'll travel for love is what Zach said. Okay. So that's him on the right. Cool guy. Cool guy. Dresses well, good style, smart, sweet, funny. Yeah. Very funny guy. So what do we think? Rudy, can we maybe do a date? Yeah, maybe. We love Zach very much. He's the man. And maybe we'll set up a little date for you guys. Because you might like him. His style is cool. so is that a yes? yeah wow

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