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0:45Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like it. Can I tell you something? Tell me about it. The cast I went to? Yeah. The Phantom is black. Is it really? Yeah. And he has a half white face? Well, yeah. He's in white face for half of the... I like that. That's the Phantom is black. I want them black. Okay. Yeah, yeah. What? Sure, man. I want my Phantom's black me too all right and my grim reapers phantom uh was fantastic wow so it makes sense is there opera oh yeah okay it's called phantom of the eye i understand that but there could be not christine oh come to my layer and here we'll fire

1:33the phantom of the opera dude it's so funny it's good i loved it i love it you're gay that's what you are you're gay yeah 100 % undoubtedly yeah because i will not go yeah yeah i you would never go yeah i went to that lion king one time is it the same same it's just it's a play yeah it's still a is it an opera would you say they're singing. No, it's a musical. Oh, it's a musical. What's the difference between a musical and an opera? Fancy knows he went to school for this. Yeah. For real? Yeah, for real. Yeah, he wants to know. Musical is a modern play. Operas are generally sung through classical performances utilizing non-amplified operatic voices.

2:15So you have to sing like this! Yeah? Yeah. But if I sing like this, this is a musical. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. I see. I'm kind of bummed he got his eyes done. Now he can see everything that's on that screen. He used to not be able to read it. Now he can see everything. I can see everything. I can read it. It was incredible. The whole cast did a great job. It was really cool. Did you go backstage? No, I sat in the... I thought, you know... I don't know. That's why you don't go. No. Is there VIP? You went to the wedding. How was the wedding? Is there VIP? How was the wedding? I didn't go.

2:53Yeah, you did. I know you went. You liar! Yeah, I saw the photos. Didn't go. Yeah. How was the wedding? I threw up on Taylor Swift's dress. Yeah. Everywhere. Was it star studded? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, dude, it was just cousins. It was all - A thousand cousins. It was a thousand cousins. A thousand cousins. I see. So are you - Christine! When you're in that situation, are you nervous or are you having fun? I'm having a blast. They're just certain people that aren't allowed to go. Certain people aren't allowed to go. Or are not friends in that, you know. That's fine. I'm not, you know. If, like, there's certain weddings I would probably be invited to.

3:36Yeah. Who's? Like, you know, Joel, that drummer from the comedy show who's a doorman. Joel Jimenez. Yeah, yeah. I don't think you would. I don't think, maybe not. I don't think so. Yeah, but I don't think huge, you know. I think that maybe I would get invited to certain. McCones? when he gets down. I know, but not the level of... I can't think of anyone in the level of... You might not get to McCullough. I don't think so. You know what I realized the other day when I was swimming? That if I was thrown overboard in the middle of the ocean, like if I was on a cruise or whatever, I would survive for six minutes because I tried to test it.

4:09I timed it. And waiting in a pool for six minutes, that's my limit. I would have drowned. Six minutes is pretty good. Yeah. Without any like platform or something to hold on to. Average time for the Coast Guard to come get you, it's like an hour. Yeah, what's the average time? Dead. You're totally dead. Under an hour to several days. Yeah, there's no way I would die. But see, it says hypothermia, depending on where you fall in. You fall in down there in the Bahamas, you're going to be all right. Listen to me. My pole is heated. Okay. There are no waves. Yeah. There are no sharks. Yeah, probably.

4:40Or orcas. I timed it. Six fucking minutes, I'd be dead.