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7:49Bobby Lee:And I was like, I could die right now. Alki Beach. It was one of those moments that I just, I don't know why it was perfect. It was just beautiful and perfect out on the water. There was something about it. It was weird. It was like everything aligned. And then the show that night was fucking awesome. Yeah. It was at that club in Seattle. Parlor Live. Yeah, Parler.

8:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I love that club. Where you had to go through the bar.

8:14Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

8:15Khalyla Kuhn:That was the club where that native guy didn't let me in, remember? Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's the same club. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

8:22Bobby Lee:Well, they closed down. I know they did. It's because of you. What's in that one? Yeah. No. Yes, you got that native. It's a big deal. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's your most peaceful. That was just a moment that you reminded me of when I – I've talked about that before. It just made me feel like everything is okay. Yeah. And it was for a little bit. What's your most peaceful moment?

8:45Khalyla Kuhn:You can't include water because we already did that. It usually does. I know, you're right. You can include water. I think the first time I've free dived with Atikalai and I was able to go really deep and I just stayed there for like a long time.

9:02Bobby Lee:How long can you hold your breath for? Not that long. Maybe just like a minute and like a half or something. So you stayed down there for about a minute and a half.

9:09Khalyla Kuhn:You were peaceful for 45 seconds. Yeah. It was so nice.

9:14Bobby Lee:And did you come back up and you felt like, I want to keep going down as far as I can. The free dive thing scares me.

9:21Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

9:22Bobby Lee:Too, too. No, no, no. I belong up top.

9:24Khalyla Kuhn:What's the swimming of the sharks when we used to do that bullshit? That was so fun. No, it's bullshit. That was so nice.

9:31Bobby Lee:You don't need to swim with those guys. I'm not doing that anymore. It just doesn't make sense. Yeah. I want to swim with that really big great white shark. Okay. aren't they all big no like the this one is like the like one that one lady does yeah yeah yeah

9:46Khalyla Kuhn:what's her name i saw that documentary that lady that swims with the great white sharks yeah that one yeah what is that for what do you get out of that besides almost kill a relationship

9:56Bobby Lee:you can develop a relationship this isn't the octopus teacher i know look at that would you Would I do that? That's so cool. Would I do that? I mean. In what fucking world would I want it? Look at how fat that guy is. Get him on a GLP-1. Yeah. But he hasn't died, so it means the shark's fine.

10:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, he's eating everything in sight. Yeah. He'll live forever. She's got a bag of In-N-Out burgers. Is that what that is? You can't see it, but yeah. Double, double.

10:25Bobby Lee:Yeah. By the way, that is a fat fucking shark, dude. Dude, that is - Oh, he's a little chode. He's so scary. So cool. He's so fat he can't turn around though. He can't get you if you're behind him. Yeah. I mean, no, absolutely not. What's cool about that? Yeah. Don't they? They kill humans. I don't mind. You don't mind being killed?

10:45Khalyla Kuhn:No. I mean, they'll tear off an arm. What a bummer.

10:49Bobby Lee:That's a bummer. That's a bummer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Huge bummer to lose an arm. Yeah, you're right, you're right. If you're going to lose a limb, which one are you going to lose?

10:56Khalyla Kuhn:My left leg part. I don't know.

10:57Bobby Lee:Left leg is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty useless, I guess. I understand that Ocean Ramsey Because you can hide

11:03Khalyla Kuhn:Prosthetic legs With the new High tech You know what I mean Great tech Prosthetic Right Yeah So you can wear jeans Put a prosthetic on Yeah You can still kind of You know what I mean Walk around right But with an arm I think it's harder to hide

11:17Bobby Lee:It's impossible Yeah

11:18Khalyla Kuhn:Although the hands now Are looking pretty realistic They're getting better Yeah but you can't go like this Or you know what I mean Or shaka or anything like that You can't do You can't do Oh shaka No shaka Yeah yeah yeah Or unless you can go You can do shaka if you bend it. Push it down. Push it down. Like it's kingpin with that fake hand. Yeah, they're getting really good. Whoa, dude. That's me. Look at how, wow.

11:40Bobby Lee:They're getting really good. It's getting good, yeah. The amount of these that are gonna get stuck up someone's ass though. Yeah. The rubber one. See, that's why you need metal, so there's no tempted.

11:49Khalyla Kuhn:That looks so, you kind of want to, you lose a hand just to get that.

11:52Bobby Lee:No, you don't. Yeah, look at how cool that looks. Okay, dude. You know what I mean? You can lose, how, It's mind-controlled bionic arms, so your brain is telling you.

12:00Khalyla Kuhn:Your brain does it. And now Nike has that one shoe where it's attached to your ankle and it helps you. What? Right? Yeah.

12:08Bobby Lee:Nike has a shoe that like is what?

12:10Khalyla Kuhn:That you can now get where it's like, I think it helps you walk.

12:13Bobby Lee:What?

12:14Khalyla Kuhn:It gives you more propulsion. I don't know what the word is. Yeah, propulsion has got to be right. Yeah, yeah. That. Wow. So it straps onto your ankles. Yeah, your ankle, onto the shoe.

12:26Bobby Lee:and it makes you go faster

12:29Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know if it makes you go faster it can I think yeah

12:32Bobby Lee:oh let's get those how much are those you're gonna get it right I might how much are those it looks awesome I mean that's not out or even planning on coming out yet okay hey Nike send these to us let us be the test rabbits imagine they have like world champion runners doing them and then they send them to Us? Yeah. These are supposed to calm your mind down. They come out this week. When you step on it, it hits those balls and it sends something to your brain that relaxes you. They're called the Nike Mind 2s.

13:09Khalyla Kuhn:I want those too. I want those too. They're doing it. How do they keep doing it? I don't know. They gotta be stealing from Japanese people. There's no... No, that's definitely fucking... It's stolen from Japanese people. What's it called? What did they put the needles? Acupuncture. Acupuncture, like all the nerves and the... Stealing from the Japanese? They're just stealing it from it.

13:26Bobby Lee:yeah um dude that wow i really want but you think it's psychological of course yeah yeah it's placebo but it also but also they've shown that like as the shoe has advanced it does do really good things for your like when you're running long distances like a really good running shoe does things well for your brain because there's so much in your feet yeah there's so much in your feet it's got have you ever seen like the reflexology stuff about like when they find these trigger points in your feet. One thing is release of stress at certain places and something. It's all connected.

13:58Khalyla Kuhn:This works when you do this for headaches and stuff.

14:00Bobby Lee:That's crazy. Why does that work?

14:01Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know why that works. I don't want to know.

14:03Bobby Lee:That freaks me out. It freaks me out. Like we found out where the motherboard is.

14:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. But maybe those shoes, we got to get those. Get those for us.

14:10Bobby Lee:Please get those for us.

14:11Khalyla Kuhn:What are other high-tech shoes that are coming out? We got to get more shoes. I used to have Nikes that were Bluetooth Nikes. They're speakers? No, they just tied like from an app. Like I would put them on and they would get tight when I would press tight my shoe.

14:26Bobby Lee:That's cool. That's kind of cool. That's like auto laces from Back to the Future. Yeah, I had that. You had those shoes? No, I had like the modern version

14:33Khalyla Kuhn:four years ago. Or what a tennis shoe that turns in skates. Sick. No, but there's like - Ice skates or roller skates? Roller skates, but they're getting better now, I think.

14:42Bobby Lee:Yeah, those, the mags, the Nike mags, those are the ones from Back to the Future.

14:46Khalyla Kuhn:What do those do?

14:47Bobby Lee:Self-lacing. Remember from Back to the Future? Wow. You know what I really wanted? What? Those were sick, but I also wanted the drying jacket. Drying mode. I just thought that was so cool. That was so cool. It's like you come out of the rain like, ooh, it dried.

15:00Khalyla Kuhn:And how far away from hoverboard?

15:03Bobby Lee:What the fuck are they waiting for?

15:04Khalyla Kuhn:What are we, let's get that going.

15:06Bobby Lee:Yeah, well how are we - Yeah, well how are we not doing hoverboard? They invented that 30 years ago in film. We can't get it done? Yeah. No, that's not the thing.

15:13Khalyla Kuhn:That's not the hoverboard, dude. I just clicked on shopping.

15:16Bobby Lee:They gotta be close to getting that.

15:18Khalyla Kuhn:If you make the ground like magnet, Then you can do it. Then you can do it. But think about how do you slow down or stop?

15:24Bobby Lee:All right. You're fucked.

15:26Khalyla Kuhn:You're fucked, yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:28Bobby Lee:You know, like they're creating the train that goes from LA to Vegas. It doesn't it use magnets? Isn't it magnet propulsion?

15:34Khalyla Kuhn:Let me ask you something, okay? Would you rather, you know what I mean, us focus our energy on either high tech stuff just for like everyday household goods or only high tech stuff for your health? oh that's such a good question you mean because i think the health is probably more beneficial but my god would it be better around the house yeah yeah like i'm talking about hoverboards you know i mean all that kind of stuff you know i mean but it's like yeah fuck health let's do that we're all gonna die i know but health you you could extend your life for 20 more years why

16:07Bobby Lee:exactly because if you're 100 you're gonna feel like shit yeah there's no way because they can't make your bones get younger yeah like what if they can no they can't you like improve your body and just get you abs and like i think one day they're going to give us an ability to take your fucking

16:22Khalyla Kuhn:brain and get a new body what they're doing already doing head transplants richie's interested yeah yeah this guy loves heads yeah yeah yeah i think they're experimenting with it but it's like

16:34Bobby Lee:would you okay if you're no successful lasting head transplant with animal experience showing limited survival days to weeks and partial function but i'm telling you dude they're coming

16:43Khalyla Kuhn:they're gonna get there whose body do you want okay so what no no okay here's a good question yeah very now listen i'm thinking i'm more if they preserved it i'm more gary coleman i've always wanted to be a little black guy what do you think yeah yeah yeah that is such a good

17:02Bobby Lee:lineup yeah yeah your asian head on a little black body black body we so i'd be on a sitcom

17:06Khalyla Kuhn:right away right away right yeah i mean the work you would get buddy mr cooper stop

17:16Bobby Lee:you know that'd be cool what what body would you want wait a minute world's first volunteer of head transplant fails to accept the surgery for a lack of funds from russia so this guy was

17:24Khalyla Kuhn:down to do it oh so he could get a able-bodied this one what what because he's yeah yeah he's

17:33Bobby Lee:He wants a new body because he's... Fully paraplegic? Paraplegic, yeah, yeah. Right, so he wants a mobile body. But even if you did give it to him, he wouldn't know what to do with it. What do you mean? He's never had one. What does he... I mean... Well, you can go dancing with Richie.

17:53Khalyla Kuhn:Him and Richie are both doing the same thing. Move, move, move.

17:59Bobby Lee:Blood vessels are being linked with tubes, so they're trying to do it. Yeah. But this is old. They've been tried. This was over a decade ago they tried with this Russia.

18:07Khalyla Kuhn:No, but now I think it's about to happen, I think.

18:11Bobby Lee:We're gonna do it?

18:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, try.

18:13Bobby Lee:Are we really gonna do it? I mean, by the way, Russia, shout out, they would try it first. Yeah, they would try it. Yeah, we will try, focus. They don't give a shit, dude.

18:20Khalyla Kuhn:They don't give a shit, yeah, yeah.

18:21Bobby Lee:How it's supposed to work theoretically, cooling both donor and recipient heads and bodies are cool to slow cell death, connection key blood vessels, the jugulars and the carotis are connected to first maintain blood flow to the brain, potentially using a special plasma, spinal cord fusion. Because we do those, don't we do fusion, spinal cord fusion now for people that get in like tragic car accidents and stuff? Other connections in nerves and trachea, esophagus are reconnected. But you're kept in a coma for weeks to allow the healing for the body and then they hope you can come out of it.

18:49Khalyla Kuhn:But where do you get the body though? Does somebody volunteer like,

18:51Bobby Lee:you can have my body, I'm going to die? I'm sure it's someone that just died.

18:54Khalyla Kuhn:But from died from what though? That would depend, you know what I mean?

18:57Bobby Lee:Like I want his body. Okay, if you go, if you get into a car accident right that's how they use all your organ parts if you're still

19:04Khalyla Kuhn:young and good yeah but the body's damaged if you're in a car if you died from impact from a car accident the body's no good that's my point where do you get the body gunshot to the head

19:11Bobby Lee:okay that's the only scenario gunshot to the head keep the body on ice would you donate your head to science jewels yeah would you donate all your organs all of them yeah everything i don't mind you don't care no yeah good good for you last thing about the head transplant though touching

19:27Khalyla Kuhn:your brain old like if you get a 22 year old guy's body right but your brain's still old but

19:34Bobby Lee:imagine using that body with the knowledge that you have but could we would that extend your life you think sure of course a little bit because isn't isn't part of your isn't part of your physical existence your mental health and happiness so you would be happier because you're like wow i've got this young body i i feel less pain wow first human head transplant two years away says as a surgeon. See? That was a decade ago. Oh, fuck. No update. Well, on this note, you know what day it is today?

20:03Khalyla Kuhn:Happy birthday. Is it?

20:06Bobby Lee:It's Martin Luther King Day. Is it today? It's today.

20:09Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, my God.

20:10Bobby Lee:Did you have a dream? Have you ever had a dream?

20:13Khalyla Kuhn:I have a dreaming.

20:15Bobby Lee:You guys used to have a bit like that? A Martin Luther King? Asian Martin Luther King? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it?

20:20Khalyla Kuhn:I have a dreaming. the white people will do their own laundry like that that kind of bit that's a great bit yeah yeah

20:30Bobby Lee:look at him playing pool MLK running the fucking table dude I have a dream eight ball side pocket that album was really good is that the air pod in his ear? yeah oh

20:44Khalyla Kuhn:oh you're laughing at you I love it I don't want to bottle that up put in a genie bottle 300 years somebody finds it open I imagine he collects laughs

21:00Bobby Lee:you do you have a can of laughs at home in little jars right next to the heads I just get scared for these women that go over there and see all these heads when was the last time I made a girl over not that long ago two weeks ago

21:14Khalyla Kuhn:how many times do you wash your sheets be honest he's like sheets we have to have sheets I try my best anytime somebody comes over it's an instant wash but like me personally just me like week or two that's good

21:30Bobby Lee:a week or two usually two if it's just me what about you when do you change sheets change my sheets if there's a lot of boning going on like if we're getting them sloppy every like five days but if there's not boning a week and a day or so it's almost like eight or nine days. Yeah. But if we're hooking up a lot, if it's a fun month, Yeah. then you gotta flip them like every, cause then they just get nasty. Yeah. You know what I mean?

21:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

21:59Bobby Lee:But like, yeah, I'd say five days, five to eight, depending on the level of bone, bone juice. What about you? Every day. To Bobby. You change them every day. Well, I did until her mom left. You didn't do it. You had someone else change them every day. Her mom. Your mom would change the sheets every day. Every night. Yeah. She would wash them every day. I have like so many sheets But she would just cycle through and wash them all the time Wow I'm a king

22:27Khalyla Kuhn:Feed me grapes You're allergic to grapes Not every day but she would do it once Every four days I think

22:36Bobby Lee:That's pretty standard For a guy like you who lives in the lifestyle that you live

22:40Khalyla Kuhn:I cannot sleep I've tried without taking a shower Oh at night yeah interesting tim dylan was like yeah man just sleep without taking a shower i do it all the time no it's nice to get into bed clean yeah so i tried it and at four in the morning i was like i gotta take a shower right is that i mean how do people sleep without taking a shower i'll tell you what

23:00Bobby Lee:i've been doing though yeah so i've had to shower again at night even if i just showered i've been going in the hot tub because the hot tub in the rain my god hot tub in the rain it's the best it's the best thing in the world wow hot tub in the rain to me is it's just something about it you're I feel like Andy Dufresne when he swam through the pipes of poop. You come out clean on the other side. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what it is.

23:24Khalyla Kuhn:Hot tub in the rain. Yeah, yeah. It's life-changing. They would have found me in that fucking tube like 20 years later. I would have never made it out of there. You made it like 15 feet? Yeah, they would just see a Korean skeleton in there. How long would you last in that poo? There's no way. I could never do it. I could never do it.

23:43Bobby Lee:Well, no, if your life is on the line, if you knew that was freedom and it was how many football fields? Four. Four football fields? Yeah, yeah.

23:49Khalyla Kuhn:Four football fields are crawling through poo. Gosh.

23:52Bobby Lee:Would you be able to do it? I think you at some point would just check out mentally and just be like, it would just be, it'd be muscle reflex. Just like go, go, go, go. You would just get used to it. And you'd run out of throw up at some point.

24:05Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God.

24:06Bobby Lee:You'd have nothing left. You would get some in your mouth. What?

24:10Khalyla Kuhn:Just get me there. A splash, you know what I mean? Ah! I know. Ah. Yeah. You would do it for freedom And then what happens if you got out And there was no rain He was lucky He found a rainy day There's no rain, you're just like shit

24:25Bobby Lee:There's no uh Look at that guy covered in shit running through the streets Poo man That's Andy Dufresne Andy why are you covered in poo He's lucky there was rain That was a lucky day for him Stephen King And you know what's so funny that's a great pairing because he wrote it because the the thunder strikes are when he decided to hit the rock on the pipe he waited till it rained that was a part of it oh that's right the thunder had to rain at night yeah yeah yeah wait so he did plan it you're right yeah but still you're you're right though yeah yeah because what if it just thunder and rain was dissipating yeah it could have dissipated like he thought it was pouring down rain he goes out there it's just spitting a little bit yeah how long would it take to get the poop off yeah there's no way by the way he washed himself in the water that was poop water yeah so he didn't really get clean

25:12Khalyla Kuhn:yeah it was still poop water oh so it's the 1950s right yeah he would never be able to do it in today no yeah yeah no they don't know as soon as he got up there's a camera everywhere yeah tiktokers videos of him yeah yeah he'd be twitch streamers being like come out here with the poo man yeah draft king sportsbook the number one sportsbook for live betting is making every snap every drive every moment of the nfl playoffs worth watching with over 2.5 million in prizes

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29:15Bobby Lee:I saw your buddy Colin Jost this morning. You played golf with him. Yeah. Yeah, you played golf. We talked about you. Really? Yeah. What'd you say? That we both really love you. Oh. And then I asked him Who Who you want Headphones I don't know I'm wondering Give him headphones No no no I don't need it I don't need it Yeah Yeah That is what he said He says you do not listen I don't think you listen I think you drift I was so hungry Yeah yeah yeah But you see yourself in me I do So it's fine Yeah cause I don't listen There's nothing in this

29:47Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah I never listen No you don't There's nothing in this Yeah

29:51Bobby Lee:He's got nothing in the cans Yeah

29:53Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Rudy! Rudy!

30:00No socks, huh? No socks today. Sockless. Your sandals. Your sandals. You like them? So cute. Thank you, girl.

30:07Bobby Lee:Those are very Middle Eastern of you. Oh, wow. Yeah. I like that. It's a little bit Hispanic, if you will. Are those Hispanic shoes? Yes, maybe. Did your puppy have those? Everything I wear is Hispanic. You probably don't sleep well. Do you sleep well? I either sleep a lot or no It just depends What was it last night? I did good last night But the night before that I woke up scared You ever wake up scared? Why are you scared? I woke up scared because I drank And then I woke up scared My left leg starts to go numb But it's in my head Where do you stay when you come to LA? I stay at the I stay by the store Close to the store Yeah I want to go by They want to do stand there Yeah yeah Fancy huh Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy say hi to our guest Yeah dude Hi Yeah yeah yeah You know she's got a massive crush on you Dude It's unbelievable Oh my god She can't stop talking about it Oh my god It's been a continuous thing on the show Oh my god Oh come on When will you have Marcelo on Because I want to say hate to him Yeah Yeah Yeah that's what she said

31:15Khalyla Kuhn:Do you know what You're fucking Yoko Yes You're Yoko You're Yoko Why am I Yoko Yeah yeah Yeah, if you were in a band, she would break it up. Break it up. You can't sing?

31:23Bobby Lee:Maybe she's Yoko. She would break it right up. If you started dating her, she'd get kicked off SNL so fast. Really? Oh yeah. Toxic Rudy? No. Are you tone deaf? Me? Yeah. Why? Can you sing? Can I sing? No, no, I can do deep voice. Yeah, but can you sing? You seem like you're tone deaf.

31:41Khalyla Kuhn:That's good. Very good.

31:43Bobby Lee:Holy fools rush. It sounds like a foreign guy trying to do that song in English. Yeah. Wise man will say, only will a fool, will he be the Russian? Because I can't wait. You can dance too, huh? That I do. That he can do. But we've seen that, you've showcased your ability to dance. Yeah. What's the thing that we haven't seen you do on TV that you're like waiting, that's something in your back pocket? I gotta do a soccer thing. I'm good, I'm really good. Do you have anything that's a circle here? These guys will kick anything I can juggle that baseball I can do some stuff with it Can you really?

32:21Probably

32:22Bobby Lee:Stand up and do it Yeah Okay

32:26Khalyla Kuhn:Oh Whoa I thought that was gonna work Let's go Yeah your feet You're not wearing socks Whoa dude Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Rudy

32:37Bobby Lee:Oh bro you are good Dude Yes Wow

32:41Khalyla Kuhn:That is incredible That's incredible dude Oh yeah Oh shoeless Oh shoeless Shula Okay sit down sit down

32:48Bobby Lee:Here he goes up Hey

32:55What are you with that How about that Can your fancy bee do that

33:01Bobby Lee:We want you to replace our fancy bee So bad dude You would be the one That guy fancy bee you guys really What does the bee stand for You tell us What do you guys love to eat Yes

33:16Khalyla Kuhn:You love it? What is your favorite? Look at me, dude. You like it? What? Beans. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I like it too. Bice and beans.

33:24Bobby Lee:I'm a fancy bee. What's your favorite meal that your mom made you? My mom never cooked a lot. My mom was always traveling for work. What about your grandma? What does that make you feel? My grandma, she didn't cook either. My mom was, my grandmother was a cashier at a CVS. Seriously? Yeah. Wow. We didn't have a lot of like. So no, no home cooked meals for you as a kid? Not really. My mom can make a great arroco cebolla. Oh, a rock as all right. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. That's good, dude. You really live in this dangerous line, huh? I don't have a choice.

33:53You'll do anything.

33:53Bobby Lee:Well, I'm not on SNL, dude. I can do whatever I want. You can, right? I'm free living. The thing that got Shane canceled, I do every week on this show. Every single week. I think about that, too. It's incredible. That's the freedom of this platform. Yeah, I do. We're allowed to do it. But you got to stay a little good little boy. I do. Yeah, I know. You've got to be a good little boy because you're going to be a movie star, aren't you? I have a job to do. Are you going to be a movie star? I hope so, yeah. You're going to be a movie star.

34:12Khalyla Kuhn:We've got a movie, Netflix. Yeah. You and who? Kevin Hart. Co-star. Kevin Hart? Yes, that one. He's done movies with Kevin Hart.

34:19Bobby Lee:So have you. I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, I have. I just saw you in a movie. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Last night. What movie was it? Now You See Me, Now You Don't. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah? And how was I? It was funny, dude. You were fun. It was a fun little part. You had a lot of facial hair in that one. Yeah, I grew it out. No, you didn't. It's all yours? No, yeah. Yeah, I did the bush. I did the front bush. We shot that in Budapest. What's this movie you got coming out? Tell us. With Kevin Hart, it's called 72 Hours. It's like a bachelor party thing. Oh. Yeah. 72 Hours. I thought it was going to be like an extension of the Nick Nolte 48 Hours.

34:54Bobby Lee:I thought that was going to be another 20. What is this? Kevin Hart, Wild 72 Hours. A new comedy. Who wrote it? Not you. No. No? No. Who's that handsome guy? Look at that. Who is that guy? That's Mason Gooding. I'm talking about you, sweetheart. Oh, that's - You don't care about that other guy on the left. What are you talking about? Look at how good looking he looks right there, Bob. Dude. Zoom in on Marcelo. Marcelo. Wow. Kid's built. He's built for the picture. Come on.

35:20Khalyla Kuhn:It's like Pepsi Cola now. What's up? He's like Pepsi Cola. You think his name is Pepsi? No, what I'm saying is that you're like out there. Yeah. You know what I mean? How's it feel? It's crazy. It feels weird. This is like I've only done like Four podcasts in my whole life Yeah And today I did The third one of my life And today I did the fourth one I did like one or two Like before When I first Started doing videos online Yeah Which was like 2020 Yeah So this is like The first podcast This is the only one that matters

35:48Bobby Lee:This is the first one This is the real one This is the one Look at you on Variety With your shirt off I know they made me do that You didn't want to take your shirt off I didn't want to do the chains I didn't want to do the shirt But you know I don't know what to say Yeah yeah yeah Just don't know what to say Yeah So someone came by And was like Marcelo, we'd like it if you had your shirt off and we want to put these costume chains on you. Yeah, and they go, we have this idea. And then they go, smile. And then something felt weird to me about smiling with my shirt off.

36:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. So I was like, I can't do that. Can you do that face? I want to try to do that face.

36:15Bobby Lee:Look it. Look it. I like that's interesting that they go, take your shirt off, put on these chains, and that was the idea. Somebody did not do their work before. Thank you. They showed up that day and they were like, we have nothing, dude. And you don't get to approve pictures. Wait, no. So you just find out. Your team never said yes or no to this? No, you just find out. You got to get a new agent. They should send you this before they approve it on them.

36:34Khalyla Kuhn:This was years ago. I don't think people can get approval. It's hard to get approval. No, it's, dude, when they - I mean, Julia Roberts probably can. Exactly. You get to a point where you start to - He's the male Julia Roberts. I know, I understand that. That's America's you love. He's going to get there, but I don't know if he's there now.

36:48Bobby Lee:Yes, he is. Yeah, okay, get approval then. But this was years ago. This is America's new sweetheart. Hi. Yeah. You are the representation of America's best. Adios mio. Adios mio. dude you guys you guys um that was the worst one that one right there in the white let me see that one that's the worst picture i think i've ever taken my god what am i doing with my neck yeah what are you doing i don't know you don't get a warlord i could have been stretching i could have been stretching there yeah selling weapons overseas you know what i mean it's like what god you just yeah but you know what you still look good thank you the kid still looks good are you happy on a little break right now right yeah a little break but this has been i've been busy Dude, I've been doing a bunch of podcasts.

37:25I've been, I'm doing a screening for my special. Screening for your special. Special comes out. January 7th.

37:33Bobby Lee:One day after our favorite holiday. Yeah. One day. What's your favorite? Oh, yeah. Come on, Marcebo. Insurrection Day, dude. Come on, dude. We were there, dude. We were there twice. We got to go back. I had a brick. Just you with a photo of you with your shirt off a chain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If AI was around back then, how many comedians would have promoted their week of shows? Oh, my God. With an AI picture. So many flyers. So many flyers. Oh, that would have been great. Let me ask you something, and you don't have to answer this. Okay. Does Lauren know about this show? Like, will Lauren see you on this show?

38:03Bobby Lee:Maybe. Uh-oh. If something bad happens. Rudy. Rudy. Stop hitting on me. Rudy! No! Do you get intimidated by him? Um, sure. But he's... I've gone to baseball games with him. He's a cool guy. He's also just like such like a... He's like... We all have like a grandparent or somebody That's like you know the elder of the You call him a grandparent? The elder of the family Yeah And it's different when the elder of the family is like Working at like a crazy high level You know what I mean? Yeah Like it's different when they're retired, it's a different energy He's on.

38:37Khalyla Kuhn:He's on. Oh right right right He's doing the thing. Yes he's still very much Doing the thing. He's still your dad. Wow

38:43Bobby Lee:He's still your papa.

38:44Khalyla Kuhn:But if he's like come here let's go over here You have to go with him right? Yeah yeah I go to baseball games

38:47Bobby Lee:Well you go to a baseball, you like you guys You guys love baseball. My people yes Yeah we love baseball. I see And it's been very, very good to you. How you see your face? How you see? How you see your face? How you see your face. What are you doing? Moving for? Shut up. He's flirting with you. Have you seen your face? Have you seen your face? How good does Bobby look these days? Honestly, take a good look at the skateboard behind him. Look at how fat he was in that photo. Look at what he looks like now. I mean, that is a dead... Like, that's a great comparison. That is a before and after right in front of your face.

39:15100%. Yeah.

39:16Bobby Lee:But when you're like that, no one tells you. I told you all the time. I know, but I thought you were joking.

39:21Khalyla Kuhn:I wasn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But other people out in the wild, they're like, no, you look good. No, I didn't. I didn't look good. You know what I mean?

39:27Bobby Lee:But this was good. This has always been good. But fuck this. All right, yeah. I want to look good. Yeah, you want to look good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is nothing. I prefer you fatter to the bottom. Why? It just feels like you look huggable. Oh. Right. Now you kind of look sexy. Sexy. Yeah, you're sexy now. I don't know if I look sexy. Yeah, you do. It's a stretch. But let me say something. I am excited for his transition. He's going to get. I want to get ripped He's going to get ripped Oh you are You know it It's the stage It's the next thing Right They're going to go look Marcelo You're great on SNL We love seeing you on the show But we want the movies We want the girls We want the money And they got to get him jacked Yeah Because he's in good shape Lift up your shirt Huh?

40:08Bobby Lee:Lift up your shirt No come on Come on Come on Give him some money guys No no no You want to see Yeah It's nothing crazy Okay go Let's see Yeah see he's in great shape Great shape Skin and bones What size waist 28? 30 30 yeah right Liar. 30. 30 with a belt. No, 30. I got big legs. I played soccer forever. See? Sexier. You know what? He dropped sexy little things as it's time. Yeah. I got big thighs.

40:29Khalyla Kuhn:You know what stage I'm waiting for? What's up? Stage five. What's that? You know what stage five it is? Cancer. Hey, Marcelo, it's Bobby. Oh, yeah. Gone. God. No, I'll never. I'll never. You guys have - When's that stage happen? Dude, you guys have such a special place in my heart, you don't even realize it. I was in the pandemic. I had a panic attack in my house. I was spraying my family. I was spraying my family. I was - I swear, my mom, I sprayed my whole family. My mom would get home from the supermarket. I go naked. Now, take the clothes off. I take the clothes off. I throw it in the washing machine.

40:58They hated me. My sister would - You were paranoid. Dude, it was really bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really bad. Don't play a fool with me, niggas. It was really bad. And I was spraying, spraying, spraying. I was mad at them. They were like, we want to go to lunch at a restaurant. And I go, you got to kill us all. I was doing, I was insane. I was spraying my sister's hands. I was being like a real psychopath. Was he a little bit like that? No, but Kalilah was like that. Kalilah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

41:23Khalyla Kuhn:We get food orders, right? Outside, we'd have to spray it down for 30 minutes, let it sit out there, let the air do its thing, and then bring it in.

41:30Bobby Lee:The reason that she really got on the show was because Kalilah didn't trust him to not go do something when we were done filming. Yeah. So she was kind of like a liaison. A child, by the way. Right. She was in high school. She was in high school when she started the show. She was babysitting Bobby. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember, dude, I'm telling you, I used to watch it every night. I used to listen to it to go to bed. I needed people to be pretending like things were fine. Yeah, we did. And you guys did that. But we were so dumb, we don't know any better. We didn't know it wasn't fine.

41:54You guys sitting relatively close to each other and talking and being funny, it saved my... I truly believe it saved my life.

42:00Bobby Lee:Wow. That's very sweet. For me, like really losing it. And I did end up... I had to move out of my mom's house. I had to move to my dad's, because it was like so contentious. And what about your dad? Then your dad didn't care at all. My dad is just like two guys living in a house. When it's like your mother and your sister, the people that you're supposed to protect, you're like, don't move a muscle. You know what I mean But with my dad I was like it's okay we're guys It's fine we'll be fine You didn't care if you guys got COVID together Yeah I thought it was just two guys We'll figure it out but it's like your sister and your mom It's different That's what you do with her Did you get COVID?

42:31I eventually did get it Do you like it? I got it bad I couldn't breathe and stuff

42:39Khalyla Kuhn:You did get it bad I was laying on my side Do you have any health issues from when you were a kid? No but I don't I think I have to like I stopped smoking I used to smoke I stopped smoking Because I think My lungs I don't think are good Give him a cigarette Come on

42:52Bobby Lee:Start again Let's do it We're here right The stress The stress The stress You gotta start He started smoking again And I tried to get him to quit multiple times He just won't do it How did you do it? You're a sneaky healthy guy I'm healthy But I like to Yeah Whiskey Whiskey I like whiskey Yeah I love whiskey You want some There's no one in the other room Be a little bad boy after the show Be a little bad boy after the show Yeah I want him to quit smoking Tell him how to quit How do you quit? I went cold turkey. I don't know if you... But he's tried everything. That's the problem with a guy like this is that he's tried everything.

43:19Khalyla Kuhn:What do you mean a guy like this? What do you mean a guy like this? There's a problem with a guy like you. You've tried everything. What do you mean saying? You've started every drug and quit it. Yeah, I quit it, I quit it, quit it. It's the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You started it and then you quit it. And what the fuck do you mean? And what do you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I did quit smoking for two years. You started again. I know, I started again, but I'm just saying... You've been smoking for over a year now, right? What? How long has it been? Over a year? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

43:41Khalyla Kuhn:You've been smoking again. I know. Here's the thing. I'm going to quit after my special. That's not true. Yeah. Yes, it is. Yes, it is, right? We have a pact. It will. Let's put an amount of money on it. He goes, we have a pact. No, we don't have a pact. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, he doesn't listen. No, he listens. I listen. No, because you have one thought. You said make a pact. He didn't do it. I know what I'm saying, though, though.

44:03Bobby Lee:What's that guy's name in the maroon? but that's Carlos. And who's the guy in the back? You know who that guy is? No. Yeah, that's McCone. He's nervous, dude. He is nervous, dude. We call him nervous dude. You guys make him nervous.

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48:25Khalyla Kuhn:Based on looks in an apocalyptic moment, right? Like zombie apocalypse, whatever, right? You had to choose four people out of this room to be in your team to survive. Who would you pick? Easy. Yeah, go ahead. Give it. It's you three. Rudy, I know when we get out there, Rudy's going to be the secret leader of the pack. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'm going to go with Carlos. I mean, the other two, I like you guys. You seem easily killable. Like, I feel very easily. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

48:49Bobby Lee:Now, what's the first errand you make Carlos do in the apocalypse? Because he's the errand guy. He's the runner. Yeah. Yeah, I mean. Get bullets What do you mean bullets? It's the apocalypse Oh you mean the apocalypse here Like a zombie apocalypse Oh zombie apocalypse You have a compound Yeah you know what I don't even tell him He knows He knows He knows A guy like that A guy like that What's the bullet look? Give me the look What look? Oh like when I need him to go do something

49:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah Don't say anything But like I'm Carlos right And I look at you Like give me the bullet look I go like no And it's not bullets Carlos knows what we need Okay But not be bullets Okay okay But I go like this I go hey I'm out I bought it. Yeah, I bought it. You're in the car. I'm already getting bread. You're in the car. I'm getting bread already. Yeah, yeah. You want bread? You got it. Now, let's ask this question.

49:31Bobby Lee:That's why you're not the Aaron guy. You'd come back with bread and we're like, we don't eat fucking bread. Goes bad so quickly too. Golly, dude. Carlos, zombie apocalypse. I look at you, I go, what are you going to get? A couple girls who haven't been. Okay, Carlos. Carlos. Girls who haven't been bitten. Okay. All right. Yeah. Smart. I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. But you know what's going to happen? Carlos is going to go get these girls. Then he's going to try to be cool, show off in his new car. He's like, donuts in the parking lot. He ended up getting them bit anyway.

50:00Bobby Lee:He still shows up with them and he's like, they weren't bit when I got them, but they're bit now. But we can hang with them for a little bit. And I've been thinking about it and I think we should all just get bit. What do you guys think? Should we just get bit? Let's just get bit. Yeah, you would. It would be fun because it'd be like a version of getting high probably. I see. I know. You're seeking. The addict is seeking. Are you sober? No. We've tried. We've tried for

50:27Khalyla Kuhn:a long time. In a zombie apocalypse, if you saw a hot zombie, fully hot, would you try to hook up? If I had a really bad injury already. You don't have the fucking virus though, right? The titties are, the body's still fine. Maybe some scabs. A couple of scabs. The eyes are completely white, but the Your face is still good. I did this in real life though. Like I would go to parties. Yeah, meth ads.

50:52Bobby Lee:No, COVID. Oh, COVID, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he would go hook up with girls in the middle of COVID. Yeah. He would have given you a panic attack. There were parties in the hills during COVID. Then you would go and try to - No, not try, he would do. He hooked up with a bunch of people during COVID. It's actually where he hit the most home runs during COVID because he was the only guy willing to just go for it. And to you, it's easy to hook up with chicks? Not anymore as I get older. This is not true. He is a - He's a - He's got a problem He does very well That's projecting from Bobby obviously Really?

51:21Khalyla Kuhn:How dare you? Really? You just said I have a problem with women Explain yourself Explain yourself dude You're one of the most problematic people with women Wow Whoa Whoa that's heavy shots huh? Yeah that word Yeah yeah yeah That word is crazy It's crazy right? Issues with women Whoa right? Issues? Wow right? A lot Crazy A lot he says Lots Yeah What else? I mean You have no issues with women Countless Countless Yeah no no no We're the same No. Yeah, but I'm just saying you were projecting. It's like the pot calling the cattle back.

51:50Bobby Lee:Yeah. And the pot will call you back if you leave your phone out. We'll call you back at some point. You're a projector. Honestly?

51:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

51:57Bobby Lee:Why are you digging? Why are you doing? Something today. Something going on. You shot it before you came. He was shooting at us. I was so nice to you today too. Good evening, Carlos, I said.

52:06Khalyla Kuhn:He did. How was your day? He was bragging that he stayed at a nice hotel and I needed to just tell him, oh, I've also been there. Like, let's not brag.

52:13Bobby Lee:These guys have been butting heads today for some reason. What's the deal with you, man?

52:18Khalyla Kuhn:I know, dude. Because he's Hispanic. You're Hispanic. You guys kind of, you know, right? Connect. He might be the whitest looking Hispanic of all time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your, why is it? Why am I white? Yeah, what's your, yeah. Mexico City. My parents are Spanish. That's why. You speak Spanish? No. They're Mexican, but they're Spaniards.

52:36Bobby Lee:All right, so tell Marcelo you wore those socks for him. Go ahead and tell him about your socks. She wore socks just for - What do you mean? Oh, play dumb now. Play dumb. Now that he's here, tell him about the socks you wore and why you wore them for him.

52:46Khalyla Kuhn:Well, you bought them for him. Like, I'm going to buy these because Marcelo's coming. I want these. Marcelo thinks these are cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell him. So why those particular songs did you buy at the Universal City Walk? Well, because it's Snoopy, but I don't know if it's in your culture to eat dogs, but in my culture, it's okay to eat dogs. And I thought that it would be nice to share culture. See, isn't that sweet? Okay.

53:13No, listen, Rudy, I really do love Rudy. I'm a fan of yours, I have to tell you. We don't eat dogs in my culture that I know of. No, but I'm sure people think it's a cultural thing. I do think it's a socioeconomic thing. I think it's like, who can we grab? And the dog, you go, and then. I think you're right. My mom said that in Cuba, they were eating horse. So that's, that'd be so tough.

53:42Bobby Lee:There's no fat. Yeah.

53:43Khalyla Kuhn:Did you see that video on TikTok or the, I don't know what race they were, but they were boiling a, boiling a horse head. It was very horrifying. What? Where, where, what is your algorithm? My algorithm was like that. Yeah. Yeah.

53:55Bobby Lee:Just boiling horse head. Oh no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why are we doing that? That's on Ventura. It's on TikTok. Yeah. That's on Ventura. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What do you mean? What? No. Oh no. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah

54:07Khalyla Kuhn:Like, like All right, all right That's enough Yeah, yeah, yeah

54:11Bobby Lee:Oh, he's brushing his teeth first

54:13Khalyla Kuhn:Very nice What's got cavities? Yeah You can't eat cavities No That's crazy He's eating a horse head Yeah, yeah, yeah All right, enough Enough, he's getting sick Take it off, please Bobby, no Oh, so you don't like any of that? Not, I mean What do you mean any of it? Yeah What does that even mean? Any of it There's more Like that kind of stuff You know what I mean? Yeah, you don't like it I'm not sure what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

54:38Bobby Lee:What is your late night post show meal? You gotta have like a late, whether it's stand up or taping in SNL, what do you do in late night? I need to change it, but I love to get home after doing shows and have like a burger with fries. In New York, I do Seventh Street Burger. Have you tried it? It's really good, Smash Burgers. They're amazing. Smash Burgers. And it's open late? It's open super late. It's gotta be. These guys aren't done till one in the morning. That's the best. And then here, I love In-N-Out, dude. I really enjoy it. I like the energy there. The people inside of In-N-Out, they're taking it serious.

55:09They are. They're taking it serious. They all feel like they're on camera, and they probably are. But yesterday, a couple days ago, we went, and we're in the window, we're waiting to get to the lady that gives us the food, and there's a guy in the window, and he's looking at us, and we're looking at him, and we're kind of just waiting for the food, and then he goes like this, he goes. Like he wanted to play - Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Whoa. You know what I mean? Did you do it? Yeah, of course. Did you win? No, he won. I think he does this a lot.

55:34Khalyla Kuhn:He knows. Yeah, what's your first, just right now, instinct? You want to do it? Yeah, yeah, let's go. One, two, three. On three, you do it. No, no, no, you go rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Correct. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay, ready? You want to do it? Yeah. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. You won. I've never won that game. I've literally never won that game. You want to do one? Go ahead. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

55:57Bobby Lee:Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. You got me. I did! He also went three times the same thing. So I knew he was going to do it again. Yeah, so that's why I did rock to let him win. Three times the same thing. I think you did do that. I 100 % did. Why did you do that? Well, because I want you to feel good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm your friend. Oh, fuck. There's a therapist somewhere that's like, if they do paper three times in a row. Very sad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And tell us about your father. You did paper three times. Wow. It means you don't learn or something. What's your in and out order?

56:23Bobby Lee:I'm going to guess. You know what? I got it. Give me. I'm picky. Okay. I am, yeah. Well, he's trying to lose with animal style. Animal style is not lose weight. The animal style is just with, that's just with grilled onions. No bread. Protein style. That's what we mean, protein style.

56:40Khalyla Kuhn:My God.

56:40Bobby Lee:No, he doesn't do that, fuck that. But I will tell you, he doesn't like the onions. He gets those off of there. No onions? Yes, onions. Yes, onions. Yeah, onions, dude. But there is something I take off of there. Tomatoes? No.

56:53Khalyla Kuhn:Chiz? They're sauce. Yeah. You do? Yeah, they're sauce. Blasphemy. Yeah. You take the sauce off? Double, double. Let us tomato, onion. No sauce. No sauce. No sauce. No sauce. You love it. I love it. Yeah. Do you eat the pepperoncinis? What's that? Oh, come on, dude.

57:08Bobby Lee:It's like, no, no, nothing. I was going to talk about it. You don't know nothing. You don't know nothing. You don't know nothing. Pepperoncino, right there. Pepperoncino. Pepperoncino, dude. What do they call them? They're the chilies? Yeah. The chilies? They're not that spicy. They're not spicy. I always eat it. They're pickled, right? Yeah, pickled. Spicy? I think also, do you like that stuff? Yeah. I'm seeing you go like this. Don't look at me like I asked a crazy question. She goes like this, and I go, you like that stuff? And she goes, what?

57:36Your body language is yes.

57:39Bobby Lee:She likes wild shit. Yeah, I bet. Do you know what Balut is? No. Oh my God. You go to their house and you eat whatever.

57:46Khalyla Kuhn:Look at me right now before you look at the photo, okay? All right, Balut is this, right? Balut. Balut. Balut. You say it. Balut. So they take a duck egg. Balut. Right? And then two weeks before the duck is born, then they boil it. Yeah. Right? And they ferment it. Yep. Right? And so you eat kind of a baby ducky kind of situation. Look at the balut.

58:05Bobby Lee:That's what it is. It's so good. They love it. They love it. They love it. You put vinegar and salt and you just slurp the sauce inside.

58:15Khalyla Kuhn:It's not sauce. Marcelo. That's guts. Marcelo. You can taste the feathers I've had it before We had it on this show I've seen you guys talk about it When you crunch on the skull You can see the brain squirting Your baby brain squirting your mouth You know that's what this show has become now You just stir fried a horse head

58:36Bobby Lee:And then you showed me this Yeah People of the world they have different diets So no sauce on the double double I'm not a big sauce guy You like fries as is or you need more crispy I can do it more crispy. I like the more crispy.

58:50Khalyla Kuhn:You know what I mean? Are you a gravy guy? No, I think that's gross. Okay. Any gravy on biscuits or anything? Any gravy. And what's the soda order in this combo? Seven Up. I'm a Sprite guy. When I was little, my dad told me that Coca-Cola had cockroaches in it because he was scared of me having caffeine and then being a problem. I see, I see, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seven Up Sprite. Seven Up or Sprite, yeah. But I think as you get older - You get a better palate, yeah. Your soda palate changes. I think you're just looking for excitement. Do you look at us as like old men? Huh? Do you look at us like old men?

59:20Not old men. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But definitely older men. Yeah, older men. Yeah. I think the decision - When you look at Lauren and me, it's different? Yes, different. Oh, yeah. Close, close. No, Lauren, I would say, is closer to me because he has gotten to an age where you can kind of, you can make mistakes and stuff and they're like, oh, he's old. Same way if I make a mistake, they go, oh, he's just a young guy. You guys, what you're doing, it's important. Don't say that. The decisions you're making, Carlos has to be careful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? The one with the glasses and the beanie and the hoodie inside, he's okay.

59:47Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. He can make mistakes. He's 24. He can do this. He's 24. And then the other one, you know.

59:57Bobby Lee:Mysterious. Mysterious. He's 25. He thinks he's more superior. He's 26. That's right. I always forget that you grew up. You're 24 now, right?

1:00:05Khalyla Kuhn:That's insane. Bobby, does it feel a little bit good to have like these white guys running around doing whatever you're saying? I do like it. Yeah. There is a part of it. I would like, yeah. It is a part of it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's my time. I'm no longer running. Because at the beginning, I ran. I got all kinds of stuff. So today, candy bar, I'll get it. But not anymore. They get the candy bar. You know Skank Fest? Yeah. I used to do, I was an intern at Skank Fest in 2019, 2018. Wow. So they basically had, I was doing everything. I was setting stuff up. I was making the goodie bags for the comedians.

1:00:40I was doing all that stuff. And then one day, the lady that runs the thing, she goes, the impractical jokers are coming and they need a charcuterie board.

1:00:48Bobby Lee:It sounds like an impractical joke. Sal and them are coming and they need a charcuterie board. It's going to be Sal, David Tell, they're doing this thing and you need to get them a charcuterie board. And they give me a card and they go, get me a charcuterie board. And now I'm in Brooklyn. I'm an intern. I'm by myself and I need to get a charcuterie board. So I'm running around from Delhi to Delhi. Do you do charcuterie board? They go, this is a Delhi. What are you talking about? I go over and over. Nobody knows. Nobody knows. Nobody knows. For how many people is a charcuterie board? I go like 10 people they go that doesn't exist yeah yeah you're talking about something finally I show up to a place I think it was a Korean deli I think there was a Korean guy behind the thing and I don't know

1:01:19Khalyla Kuhn:yeah you don't know there's no way to know okay and I don't remember I didn't ask him that it was just an Asian guy and it was at his deli and I go I need a charcuterie board and he goes I'm sorry man we don't do that and I go do you have let me google what's in our charcuterie board and I google and I go do you have this do you have carrots do you have this do you have this do you have ham do you have this he goes yes I have all those things And I go, can we make it together? And he goes, I don't know how much that would cost. I go, it's not my card. And the guy goes, okay, so now I'm behind the deli, behind the glass, and I'm chopping stuff up with him.

1:01:49You're making a charcuterie bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:01:51Khalyla Kuhn:If I was, let me just say, if I got that as a charcuterie bar without that, like, you know, little jam and, you know what I mean, all the little things. Well, you didn't let him finish. Maybe he got the charcuterie. I don't think he did. He didn't get jam, but we did. You took sandwich meat and you chopped it up. That's not a charcuterie bar. Sandwich meat. We got cheeses, different cheeses. Okay, okay, okay. Cucumbers, what's the, the peppers, the long peppers. And we put them all together in a thing. I made two of them. Yeah. I made two of them and then the guy goes, I don't know what to charge you.

1:02:16And then honestly, he was like, he was, he looked at me and he was like, I had a good time. Like we built a kind of a relationship. And then, and then I walked in like a legend. Cause they were really panicking about the charcuterie board. And I walked in with the charcuterie and they were like, how'd you do this? And I go, no more.

1:02:31Bobby Lee:Don't worry. And I'll tell you something. The jokers didn't even touch one piece of meat. Yeah. That's the worst part is whenever we get something in a rider, it's like we didn't even ask for it. Someone else said, they're going to want this and we never fucking need any of the stuff they put in there. Yeah. Ever. The most beautiful thing is I did that. David Tell and all these guys were in the screen room and I didn't get like a big, you know what I mean? Congratulations, you did it. We were in a tough place. You saved us. I didn't feel like I got the credit I deserved. Yeah. But they were thankful.

1:02:56It just was like, I didn't know what I went through. Yeah. And then the next day at Skankfest, David Tell came up to me and I guess he had seen me deliver it. and he gave me a bag of oranges.

1:03:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Oh, did he know you did stand up? Yes, I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:03:11Bobby Lee:He's one of the sweetest guys. He's a sweet guy. He always brings gifts for people. You know, like when he goes to the cellar, he brings gifts for everybody. He's the nicest guy in the world. That was so nice. Have you ever done Skank Fest now? No. So you only interned? I only interned. And you never even got to do it? No. They gave me five minutes though, at the end of it. I got one of those little shows they let me do. Crushed. Oh wow, Crushed? I don't think so. It was early. and Skankfest is like there's something they want to hear and I'm not exactly like that's not your thing how'd you end up interning?

1:03:37how did that even start? a friend of a friend I interned for Impractical Jokers I used to hide the cameras I used to stand in front of the guy that has the camera and I used to wear all black and stand in front of him that's funny yeah yeah really? yeah wow in a park and you stand there and then I did that for a couple of times I did the Impractical Jokers thing and then one of the ladies that was a producer on a practical joker she knew the producers from skank fest and then she put us together and then I did interning there wow

1:04:03Bobby Lee:and look at you now young man look at you now with Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy Giuliani Rudy do you have any questions that you want to ask Marcelo because this is the time man he came all the way here for you true um don't stall out this is so crazy you're stalling out all day she's like so excited to meet you and then she's stalling now just say what you need to say I think you're upset that we don't eat dog I think we can still be friends I am it's okay do you like Pozole? Pozole. No, I've heard of it. I can't tell you what it is. Oh, that's all my question. Okay. That's not your question. That's all.

1:04:39Oh, that's all your question.

1:04:40Bobby Lee:Yeah, she does research. She does research. Yeah, she works hard on this show. I mean, there's so many other questions you can ask. Yeah, almost anything. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you nervous in front of them? No. Oh, Carlos. You're not. You're not. I think you are because you're hamming it up more than usual. Ooh. Yeah. Like your improv is way better. Yeah. Wait a minute. Are you really nervous a little bit? Be honest, it's okay. He can't hear us.

1:05:02Khalyla Kuhn:Because you knew who he was, right?

1:05:04Bobby Lee:She said it quieter.

1:05:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. There we go. That's fine. Now the door's open, yeah. That's totally fine. Do you like dogs? No, don't. No, you can't do the dog thing. You can't go to the dog again. I mean, there's so many. Did you see - Like, as pets! My mom has a little tiny dog. I like it. Did you see Godzilla minus one? No, what's that? It's a movie. I can imagine that. Okay, good. You can ask anything You know what I mean? Do you like the wind? Huh? Do you like the wind? Yeah Yeah, yeah Hate You hate the wind? It's one of my least favorite elements

1:05:35Bobby Lee:Why? What's your hair like? What is it? Orange? No, no, no What's it like? The shape? It's short Okay It's a nightmare right now? Yeah, I was expecting like Yeah, yeah Oh, no Oh, dude I just took a shower After the gym and came here It's like a Bobby Bobby is good, man Bob 54 still got it 54 still got it it's really nice still got it thick really freaking good man

1:05:59Khalyla Kuhn:really good man I'm really good dude

1:06:03Bobby Lee:I'm sexy dude I'm sexy you have always been sexy I'm sexy dude even before you lost the weight you were sexy I have an idea you what you guys do this stuff all the time do me a favor this new bobby skinny bobby kind of like taking care of your body going out there single bobby body body what do you do now would you say you have a little bit more confidence now out there with women yeah with women No, no, no. Can you keep the hair for a second? So you have a little more confidence with the women, you would say?

1:06:28Khalyla Kuhn:No. No? I mean, what do you mean? I always have confidence. Because you look better. I always have confidence. But you know you look better. What? You know you look better. Dude, you know what? I'll tell you something, okay? Marcelo. All right? Right? I always shoot my shot. Yeah. Okay? And you know what? I'm not Robin Hood. Sometimes the arrows miss. Can I see an example? Can you shoot your shot right now with Andrew just so I can see? Give it to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what's the scenario? I got you. You're at a bar, right? What kind of bar? I need specifics! I have a better scenario. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:06:55You just did a show at the store. Okay. There was a girl in the crowd that was watching you. You liked it. She was laughing. She liked your show. Yeah. You like her. You see her at the bar outside of the - Okay, in the patio. In the patio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you walk out and you see her there and you make eye contact.

1:07:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And you walk over. I walk over and I go, hey. I go, hey. I'll say something random. I'll let you do it. Do it for real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You like the wind?

1:07:25Bobby Lee:What's up?

1:07:26Khalyla Kuhn:What's up?

1:07:27Bobby Lee:I noticed you from across the room. Yeah.

1:07:29Khalyla Kuhn:She's drunker than you thought. Yeah, yeah. What kind of jacket is that?

1:07:32Bobby Lee:All Saints.

1:07:33Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, I love All Saints, man. I have two, one of them, I have a leather jacket. Are you Chinese? I think you're making me nervous. Yeah, I'm making you nervous. Yeah, you're making me nervous. What do you mean? Hold on, let me do it again. I gotta wear the hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can come in. Yeah, yeah, come in Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah I gotta be real But that's it

1:07:52Bobby Lee:Women don't do this Yeah, you're being weird You're being weird Yeah, yeah, yeah He's being weird I'm drunk at the bar I'm drunk at the bar I'm drunk at the bar But you're excited that he's coming over You liked his show Yeah Oh, I liked his show Oh, God

1:08:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, see, I don't want that I wouldn't hit on that girl I know, I know Yeah, yeah, yeah

1:08:08Bobby Lee:Do it with me, do it with me I'll do it with you

1:08:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah

1:08:10Bobby Lee:I wouldn't fuck you anyway

1:08:11Khalyla Kuhn:See, that's what I'm saying This is a fucking dead end, dude Yeah, it's a dead end

1:08:16Bobby Lee:I like black guys Yeah yeah China boy

1:08:18Khalyla Kuhn:There's no way dude Yeah yeah I'm Korean Yeah

1:08:24Bobby Lee:Okay you can flirt with that Go ahead I saw your show Oh you're doing it now? I saw your show Oh yeah? So funny I didn't go up tonight No I've seen your show Your bad friend show I don't have a podcast How'd you know it was a podcast?

1:08:39Khalyla Kuhn:I do She's good now You got me She's good now I do have one Thank you

1:08:43Bobby Lee:Yeah you're so funny on there Thank you so much What do you do? Tech.

1:08:48Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, I love tech.

1:08:50Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:08:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. Tech sales. Nike has a new shoe where you can strap it to your calf, and it makes you run faster. Really? Yeah, yeah. Do you have them? No, I'm going to get one. You know what? I love tech. I like all kinds of tech. Yeah. In fact, I have two robots in my bedroom. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do they do? Emo, I can ask for the weather. And Emo goes, I go, good morning, Emo. Hello, mommy. I go, what's the weather like? It's gonna be cloudy today. You know what I mean? And then sometimes you can shake him and he goes, whoa! Right, because he gets like, you know what I mean? And then you're like, and also at night, I always have to say goodnight.

1:09:30Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:09:30Khalyla Kuhn:It's just a little robot, I go, goodnight, Emo. Do you know Marcelo? No, no, no. Could you introduce me to him? Marcelo who? You know. Hernandez? Bobby, at no point did you shoot your shot with this woman.

1:09:45Bobby Lee:Look, look, I'll fuck you

1:09:47Khalyla Kuhn:If you introduce me to Marcelo No, no, Marcelo, just come Okay, let me say something, right?

1:09:50Bobby Lee:His shots are slow His shot took a long time No, no, no It's a lot of arc Yeah, I'm waiting for you to It's not a straight Say something A compliment Why don't you hit on him And see what happens Yeah Go ahead

1:10:01Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, let me just say something Oh, he's offended I'm not offended No, I'm not offended I was a little offended By the notes I'll be honest It took a long time I understand that, right? Okay, what I'm saying, right? Sometimes you open, right? It's a slow open Yeah, that's a slow open He's a slow open. And it's a fast close. Oh, wow. Right? You slow open fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? So what I'm saying is that I just showed you a technique called slow open. Got it. Okay? It was a lesson. And kids like you don't understand that move. Yeah. You go straight up. You want to fuck. I don't do that.

1:10:30Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, no. He doesn't do that. You want me to hit on you? Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Okay, ready? Is it got to be me? Yeah. All right. Hey. Oh, my God. Hey. Hey. Wait. Are you on SNL? Yeah, you saw the show inside I did it in the comedy store Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're really funny I went to the bathroom halfway during it But I came back and the last couple of jokes you did Was funny about your mom in Puerto Rico Thank you so much The way you do your accents Dominican Republic, Cuba Is it the same? No, yeah, sure it is You're funny too What? Thank you What's up? Nothing, I just wanted to come You live in New York?

1:11:08Yeah, I live in New York I just wanted to say hi to you I thought you were cute Yeah, thank you

1:11:13Bobby Lee:Candace let's get the fuck out of here Okay let's go Hold on Who's that guy Hold on Candace that's your name Yeah I'm Candace Why Well no nothing Owens I was just making sure You don't see my podcast Oh my god

1:11:28You know what Now that I think about it Good date

1:11:30Bobby Lee:Good date Good date It was a good date Yeah yeah Oh See he closes But he closes with a smile You know He just flashes those Look at those things The thing

1:11:40Khalyla Kuhn:It's different It's a long time You have braces Marcelo, fuck off. It's so different for you're young, you're on a show. You're on the rise. I'm a sinking ship, I'm the Titanic. Let me say something to you right now. Can I say something? No, no. Let me do Bobby, can I say something? Can I say something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna say one thing, I'm gonna say one thing. And what I wanna say is, and I wanna say one thing. Bobby, when you think about it, right? What are women looking for? Someone that's successful, someone that's working a lot, someone that's busy, and someone that's taking care of themselves.

1:12:14I think the criteria is different.

1:12:16Khalyla Kuhn:I think the criteria is different. I do too.

1:12:19Bobby Lee:Right? Two different worlds.

1:12:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Now women are like, they need to be 6 '2". No. Yeah, I've seen them. I TikTok. It's not true. Yeah, yeah. I get that, and I get the boiling horse head. And my TikTok feed. Okay, all right? So I get two things, right? And then, you know what I mean? And they're like, I want 6 '2". They have to make$3 million a year. Their criteria is different. No, they're not. I'm 5 '4". You know what I mean? I'm weird. I forgot you were 5 '4 yeah yeah how tall are you little 5 '8

1:12:44Bobby Lee:are you really 5 '8 yeah but you're 54 5 '4 54 it's a good luck maybe that's good luck that's good yeah it's a good thing how tall are you Andrew 6 '1 yeah yeah and he developed a personality

1:12:56Khalyla Kuhn:my personality is fucking great no yours is fantastic he's not saying it's bad that makes sense yeah yeah yeah he's not saying it's bad wait let me ask you something you don't think I have a personality it makes sense that you have a personality you're 5 '4 oh that's what you said you know what I mean oh yeah so he's 6 '2 and he had to develop a personality yes Wait the red head The red head Is that what happened Yeah yeah yeah Red hair When did you grow up They came at you for that A little bit Yeah yeah A little bit The Chicago Projects No

1:13:18Bobby Lee:Yeah Not In the Projects No I was in the Projects

1:13:22Khalyla Kuhn:Oh I always tell people That you were from the Projects Why do you do that What It's like one of those Stand and deliver Kind of You know what I mean Yeah You know what I mean Like Cabrini Green He was in the Projects He rose You know what I mean The story is better Yeah it is Yeah yeah I like the story If you stand for the suburbs Who give a fuck It's like Mullaney From the Projects

1:13:39Bobby Lee:Yeah, from the project.

1:13:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, so yeah. The toughest part of the project. Yeah, I'm from the streets of Korea, dude.

1:13:43Bobby Lee:You're from San Diego.

1:13:44Khalyla Kuhn:I know, but I tell people. Korea, San Diego. Yeah, yeah, Pusong, dude. Pusong, Pusong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. During the war, dude, I had nothing.

1:13:50Bobby Lee:He really did, and he had to scrounge together.

1:13:51Khalyla Kuhn:Took a little boat to America, went to open mic, and here I am.

1:13:54Bobby Lee:They used to do open mics on the boat on the way over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd kill a...

1:13:57Khalyla Kuhn:Hello, is this on? Everybody, everybody, is this on? That's me doing stand-up on a boat. I know, I know.

1:14:09Khalyla Kuhn:You got scared of you I did an accent. No. Yeah, a little bit. I do accents. I know you do.

1:14:14Bobby Lee:You do accents. I do, I do, I do. You speak Spanish too, huh? Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes. You speak Spanish? What do you say in Spanish? I can't, well I can't say it because you'll know it. But say it. No, man. Have some fun, man. No, because our Latin audience has been writing letters lately. Is that true? They're really upset. Yeah, they're upset. Carlos knows and Fancy B, they've been writing a lot of letters. Say what? Just about the way that we treat our Latin employees. And we should say that the Latinos, that you're going to be fine and everything's going to be okay and we love you here.

1:14:43Bobby Lee:They didn't write us letters. I was joking around. Well, let's just say something positive about Latino people. Let's say something positive.

1:14:49Khalyla Kuhn:Let's go around the room. I have many things I want to say. Let's go around the room. Yeah, me? And Rudy should go first. Okay, go. I love their food. I love their language.

1:14:58Bobby Lee:You can't do more than one. You can't do more. We all need some of that. I love their noses. Their noses.

1:15:04Khalyla Kuhn:Very good.

1:15:05Bobby Lee:Very good. We'll take it. Okay.

1:15:06Khalyla Kuhn:Who's next? Go that way. Go ahead. All right. You'll know what I mean. When I say it, you'll know what I mean. Okay. I have a dream too, Richie. La Bamba. Richie Valens, dude. Okay. You love Richie Valens. I love him. That's nice. Oh, Donna.

1:15:27Bobby Lee:Oh, Donna. You're still Asian while you're doing it. I do it in Japanese. Yeah. It's like a Japanese Richie Valens.

1:15:38Go ahead.

1:15:40Khalyla Kuhn:Really good. Really good, yeah, yeah, yeah. La la la la la pamba. Se necesita una poca de gracia.

1:15:47Bobby Lee:Yeah. Go ahead, go ahead, man. Some of the most beautiful women I think I've ever seen in my entire life. Oh my God, hallelujah, amen. My biggest, my biggest, my first crush, my first crush was at an arcade and a Puerto Rican chick who was much older than me, was with like her little brother who was near my age. and for the first time in my life, I thought, I don't know what this feeling is, but I like that thing. Wow. I don't know what it was. You know when you're too young to understand, but you were like, whatever this is, I like that. Whatever that is, I like that. I loved what you said, except when you called her a thing.

1:16:18Did you feel that? Oh, no.

1:16:20Bobby Lee:Not her. The idea. Right. I didn't know. You didn't understand what feelings are. You go, I like this. Whatever this feeling is, I like that thing, that feeling of like you. I like you. I don't even know why, what that means. that's before when you didn't understand girls and you were young and you were like i like it it was just a feeling well you can't even describe it it's like i do i and i want to well no you don't know how to feel you're like what is it yeah how do that's why little kids hit each other because they like each other they don't know how to feel they're like they don't know how to tell each other i like you say pull a girl's hair because they're like i fucking like you so much that's your guy's crux that's the crux yeah bobby's addiction and your anger Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:17:01Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, he does have rage. And he's strong. Yeah, you're strong has rage. Yeah, he's strong. He's an athlete.

1:17:06Bobby Lee:Cast me.

1:17:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:17:07Bobby Lee:What do you guys like about Latinos? Huh? I just watched El Mariachi. Okay. Robert Rodriguez, dude. But you didn't say you liked something, you just said you watched a film. I loved it. El Mariachi was a great movie. I thought it was better than Desperado. Nah. Compared it to another Latin movie. Well, it was his other movie. All right, Richie. Yeah, go ahead, Richie. Oh, well, I have a reoccurring. Whoa, that's your voice. That's me. Wow, man. I have this reoccurring dream where I have a Latino wife. So I feel like I'm searching for her. What's her name? What's her name, dude? I don't know. Make it up.

1:17:42Marissa. Marissa. And what happens in the dream? How do you know she's Latin? Well, all right. So I wake up and I'm like in, I'm definitely in Mexico.

1:17:49Bobby Lee:She's yelling at me first thing in the morning. How do you know it's Mexico? No, it's just like the architecture. Like it just feels. You could be in Spain though, too. Could be in Spain. but like somewhere see how he's answering this he's skating around yeah yeah yeah he's like careful

1:18:01Khalyla Kuhn:careful careful careful careful okay so you're in Mexico go ahead I'm in Mexico I'm like waking up like my wife's like making bacon and eggs and I'm like mmm like great in the morning and then I like walk up and like we have a little kiss I'm like oh like this is awesome like thank you for making me breakfast and then she's like I'm pregnant and I'm like oh my god that's so awesome and that's how you know she's Latino

1:18:18Bobby Lee:she's pregnant and you just met her you're racist Richard no no that's disgusting this is like my wife it's like years in the future it's a dream and she's making

1:18:26Khalyla Kuhn:And then you speak some Spanish to her? What do you say? Hola. Me llamo Richie. So you introduce yourself to her every time. She knows you. Well, she's got brain damage. Yeah, she's got brain damage.

1:18:38Bobby Lee:He has to do that to make sure she remembers who he is. Okay. The idea is very funny that you were married to this woman for a very long time. She's making you bacon and eggs in the morning.

1:18:46Khalyla Kuhn:And you probably have a pet chupacabra. You son of a... Right? No. A little baby chupacabra. I do. And he's... Every morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what a chupacabra sounds like, but I assume that's what the baby is. You have a pet baby chupacabra, and then Rudy comes in and eats it. What about you, Carlos? Say something nice about the Latinos, if you don't mind. The Mexican hairless dog.

1:19:09Bobby Lee:He loves Mexican hairless dogs. He talks about it all the time. Loves this dog. I bought one. Wow. He wants one very bad. Wow, they all have a mohawk? Yeah. Wow, that is very cool. I've never seen that before. Have you never seen a Mexican hairless dog? And that's him. Yeah, see that? It's a match. Reverse me. Whoa.

1:19:27Khalyla Kuhn:Wow. Reverse you. Isn't that crazy? You never knew that about him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My God, Carlos. It's not that crazy. It is very crazy. It's crazy, right? I thought you first saw the show, dude. No, I didn't see that. Wow, Carlos. Wow. Yeah. Wow, no wonder you have that anger, Carlos. I'm not mad, dude. Yes. I'm not mad, dude. And you know what's funny? They look down on you. They have hair, don't they? You know what?

1:19:53Bobby Lee:You're a beautiful man You are Listen he's not wrong You're a beautiful man from the forehead down Keep the hat on Carlos you're holding on You'd be a good looking bald guy Why not just do it I've been that it just wasn't me Years ago he used to shave it all off And then he started to do this look again But by the way The success rate with this is through the roots Really It's immediate sympathy Is that what I said in your authentic self. Yeah, yeah. You know what I think it is that they like about that? That it is very unique. Yeah. Like, there's only so many men that were willing to do that.

1:20:31No, and next to him, they're gonna look great.

1:20:35Bobby Lee:Can we give you a toupee?

1:20:36Khalyla Kuhn:I want to... Have you ever had a toupee? Come on, you would do it. Yeah, Annie, you got me one. Oh. I think you look good. What if we did... What if we bought him a hair... Like, bought him one of those hair pieces that they glue on? Like the real one? Like the Lanvin got one? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Annie Letterman got me that. She got you a real one, right? Four years ago. What about the spray? I don't think the spray works.

1:20:53Bobby Lee:Yeah, let's get a spray. That's a lot of spray. It's a whole head. You know what would be good content, though? Yeah. Is if you guys bought him a trip to Turkey and made him film all of it. Yeah, it's a lot of Turkey.

1:21:05Khalyla Kuhn:Would you take that? I would go to Turkey.

1:21:07Bobby Lee:And we bought you hair? And you have to film the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah, but that's a lot. That's a lot of hair, man. That's not like a little bit. You think it's going to be too expensive? Yeah, that's a money problem. $450 ,000. It's like the hairline would be up here. Mine's like back here. Right. Turn around real quick. But they still can do it. My God, dude.

1:21:25Khalyla Kuhn:But he has a great smile. He has a great face. I never see the back, though. The back is wild. Turn around in the back again. I have to. Just turn around in the back. Jeez. My God. My God. That guy does creepy crime. I know.

1:21:39Bobby Lee:You know what really is the land for him with women? Truly. And I've heard this from every woman ever that we have like mutual contact. Either friends or peers or coworkers. they're all like, Carlos is such a sweet guy. Like he's so fucking nice. And McCone's nodding off because he knows the truth. The guy has a way with people and women, the way he's like disarming and sweet and genuine, that gets them, dude. Sometimes that's all they need. And also a guy that is willing to let his hair look like that. He's very confident. Confident. He is a confident guy. Yeah, probably. And a guy like Richie on the other hand, too confident for no reason for no reason what's under the hood there no he's got a nice head of lettuce fine yeah wow well now you look more like a lesbian now for some reason yeah where did you get it that's what he does whenever he's i know were you going to lilith fair what's going on he works sarah mclaughlin taking he works as a he works at the other our other studio helping out and then he was designated to come over here when fancy was gone and we kind of liked him we left them we say you know what let the kid keep coming by were you an intern first over there i wasn't an intern i was a pa first god every time we talk it's shocking yeah i know it's shocking but you're not a quinnipiac kid i am oh you are that was the first time i was here that oh really you were we had these guys come from college they come over and they did an intern thing and can you

1:23:02Khalyla Kuhn:sing no can you just try yeah yeah like just give them something give me a song amazing grace it's a Public domain song, go ahead.

1:23:14No, commit to it. Sing a song. Stop, stop, stop. Yeah. Sing your favorite song. Your favorite song. Sing it.

1:23:22Bobby Lee:It's GWAR, right? What is it? I'm blanking on like every song ever right now. Anything you got. We're singing a song. No, no. This is my song. No, what? I'm singing it. Just do Pink Pony Club. That's what you love. You love that fucking song. Pink Pony Club. I'm just gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club I'm gonna go to the Pink Pony Club I'm gonna keep on dancing in the Pink Pony Club I'm gonna go I'm trying to do chaperone yeah chaperone

1:23:57Khalyla Kuhn:chaperone he can't dance he can't sing I can dance come on go over here no get your thing out We go. I've come here, I've made all the white people do something in front of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

1:24:15Bobby Lee:Oh, oh.

1:24:16Khalyla Kuhn:Oh.

1:24:18Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:24:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:24:19Bobby Lee:Yeah. All right. Yeah, Rudy's right, I think he might have a big penis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why he's keeping these girls around. This is, I can't. What was the thing? It was so good, Rich. What size shoe are you, Rich? 12 and a half. Yeah, go back on the thing. Get away from me with that thing. Yeah, got it. Get out of here, I might sue you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Real bad. Marcelo. No. We want to say thank you for coming on the show. Yeah. It always happens like this. The ending, it comes out of nowhere.

1:24:43Khalyla Kuhn:No, it doesn't. You know why? You have a special, right?

1:24:46Bobby Lee:Because we want to talk about the real shit. Oh, okay. Your special's coming out. Yeah. January 7th. It's called - American Boy.

1:24:53Khalyla Kuhn:American Boy.

1:24:54Bobby Lee:And the irony of that is staggering. That's what it's for. Yeah. I know. I know. We're stepping on our toes. I've seen some of it.

1:25:00Khalyla Kuhn:Not the special, but I've seen some - The stand up. Yeah, yeah. Looks great. Thank you, man. Right? We're proud of you. Oh, man. Yeah.

1:25:08Bobby Lee:He needed that, by the way. Yeah. Us to say that. I do. I look up to you guys. You got me through the band.

1:25:13Khalyla Kuhn:I know we do. God bless. You're on the rise. Oh, my. Congratulations. He's at the top. You're at the top. It's only down from here. It's only down from here. But if, God forbid, you ever go back down, right? Right? We'll be here.

1:25:26Bobby Lee:Well, you can't come back here if you do go down, but we'll be around. We'll be around. We're selected.

1:25:30Khalyla Kuhn:We will say hi. We'll say hello. Yeah, yeah.

1:25:32Bobby Lee:At a club or whatever. Everybody please watch American Boy. So it's out right now. Yeah, check it out now. Please go watch it. Whatever you're doing right now, watch it now. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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