Shane Gillis Confronts Bobby

23:29Bobby Lee:And that's why Borderlands did bad. You think so? That's why that movie tanked It ruined the entire vibe of the film But you know as a comic With the comics there if you guys were there Yeah we would have had a lot But it's like actors are just so sensitive They're the worst They hate hanging out with them They suck they're not fun How long did you try to get on anything I've auditioned for 9 ,000 things I've never gotten one Not one Really gone in the room done the self tape I've gotten teachers and coaches It's the eye contact. Maybe it's the eye contact. I said that to Shane at the bar. Hey, don't do that.

24:07Bobby Lee:I was like, Norman can't hold it. It's like a dog. You got to look away. I stare at you long enough. Can't do it. So take off your glasses, look at me for a second. Come on. Let's do a little acting scene here. Let's see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on and try. Yeah, all right. Look at Andrew. He can't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he can't do it. It's too intense. So you've never been on anything. Not a thing. You've done yourself on late night and stuff like that I've done stand up But as an actor you've never been in anything I was in Horace and Pete Which Louis saw me do a set And he was like you're weird you want to do this show And I was like okay That was awesome but if you watch it I am clearly the worst thing in it The auditions are impossible They're the worst I did like three I auditioned for Joker 2 and filmed it.

25:01O 'Connor just filmed me on his phone in my kitchen in Queens. I was fake smoking a cigarette. I was like, what are these c**s doing? My line was just a racist line. You're better off not getting it. That movie sucked. I didn't know you had to memorize the lines. I'm going to auditions and just read it. Just read the fucking script. It's a lot of work.

25:24Bobby Lee:People do though. That's the thing. There's certain actors that can just get away with they'll bring the sides and if they're if they're like attitude is is matches their talent they don't give a fuck if they read off the lines that always i memorized everything i ever went out for like everything all the thousands of things i never got i would sit up all night and memorize it then i would see like cool guy walk in with the sides and they'd come out smiling be like thanks a lot tim and they love that guy well i thought i could do that I could not I was nervous it's armpits are sweating I'm going mom's spaghetti like John Cho would be like you know what I mean we'd be on set about the film and he's like reading it I'm like what are you doing he's like I'm memorizing it now whoa he goes when did you memorize yours three weeks ago yeah every day every day 24 hours a day just laying in bed saying it like I was on the flight back to Chicago and who'd I sit next to who you remember I called you and he goes hey man And say hi to your buddy Bobby Lee for me.

26:21Bobby Lee:And I said, oh, yeah, for sure. And he goes, tell him I'm sorry. And he was super genuine. And I was like, sorry? I mean, all right, I'll tell him you said it. So then I called you immediately. And I said, why is he saying sorry? We don't have to say his name. So it was my first acting job, right? And I didn't know what a jib was. I didn't know anything about the terminology. Of course. Right? And there was this thing where the camera goes into my face. And I kind of would move my head back because I got scared. And then I had to say a line. And I just couldn't do it. You know what I mean? Yeah.

26:51It was just like too much for me. You know what I mean? And the line was complicated or whatever. But, you know, they cut the line, whatever. It's not necessary. And at the end of the day, I walked up to him and I go, Hey, Mr. Will, thank you for the job. You know what I mean? And he had a cigar and he ashed it in my face. No way. Get out of here. Yeah, yeah. And I walked away. Yeah. Wow. And he turned away crying. Dude, I used to have directors go, get on your mark. No way. Yeah, in the 90s. Yeah. What? Hey, get on your... The good old days. The good old days. The good old days. You should have done tires, man.

27:26We could have relived. Yeah. But it's like, you know what I mean? Back in the day, they were fucking mean. Whoa. And I thought these traumatic experiences. But you're right about the terminology. I have no idea. I don't act. And then I did a movie and the guy, he's yelling to find the lens. He's like, look at the fucking lens. Find the lens. Yeah, yeah. I'm staring directly into the... Oh, yeah. For the first three days. Anytime I was talking, I'm looking directly down the barrel of the lens. And then there's so many scenes that are ruined. And then on the fourth day, he says again, find the lens.

27:57And I'm like, you don't mean like look into the camera. And he was like, no. All right. Like started a scene and I was just like, we're not going to be able to use anything. Because we don't, I didn't take class. Right. One day they're just like, do you want to be in this? That's crazy. You never did. And you show up and you're like, I can't do it. Yeah, that's scary. I was in Trainwreck and Apatow directs So he's like one of these riff guys Like change it, make it your own, do it again So you have to like think of stuff on the fly And he walked over to me and he's like You're supposed to be funny Like I'm asking you to be funny And I was like oh, and I was trying to be funny And then I got cut

28:37Bobby Lee:Hey I was trying to be Hey I was trying to be No you know it is It's also painful when it's someone that like I got one little tiny line in a christopher guest show you know that's yeah and he's phenomenal sure everything he's done but the audition was incredible and i did great and i thought well this is awesome because we just improv in the audition me and him and then on the day i'm supposed to die i'm a confederate soldier that gets shot and i we did the scene and he was like hmm is that how you would die and i was like fuck i don't know how to die and i kept thinking about like how to die and then i got more and more nervous bronger did that with me and he's standing next to me and then matt was like what are you gonna do now i was like i don't fucking know so then every time it came up i got so nervous i got so freaked out but the end the end what ended up happening is he was like you're supposed to be a man who thinks he's a confederate soldier would you over dramatize it a little bit i was like maybe tell me what to do stop you dude yeah no he leaves you a little breadcracker he wants you to get there which is kind of rad but then then at one take i thought it'd be funny to just be like obnoxious so i get shot and i go oh and that's the one they use that's great really yeah that was all they got because at that point i was like well i did everything i thought i should have done obviously he doesn't care anymore maybe he's gonna cut away from me anyway so i did it and that's on the show i slowly fall going oh oh oh oh oh and i was like why would he but that's why he did it to be like do something else be funny but it's it's but it's hard to because it's either they're being they're being like really harsh or they're like i'm trying to trick your brain into doing something else not well the worst is uh trying to fucking improv and they're just like cut like McKeever when we're doing tires a lot of it's we're fucking around and just trying to find something funny and like you're like I think I gotta just hear someone just cut while you're in the middle of the joke you're like damn but you don't get nervous on tires it's your show so you must feel comfortable and you're you on the show yeah that's nice that's where you want to get to that's the dream that's the dream is anybody not them on the show I'm trying to think no Well like Kayla's Kyla's Kyla's Kyla's Yeah but she But that's still a play out Of like a A little A little Really?

31:09Yeah she's never acted Or done comedy Oh wow

31:11Bobby Lee:I thought she acted No Oh she's good Be yourself The best you can So nobody There's nobody No one Stavros a little He's like a mean guy Yeah He acts like he likes Mom Donnie He's been doing that Well he wants that Free grocery store we got a guy in our crew that uh you have to do us one little favor at some point is let um carlos is a big is a massive fan and take off your hat so you can see you think that guy couldn't work in a mechanic holy hell that scared the shit out of me we think you need to put him just walking through the background of tires at the shop because he's a mechanic i mean that's a born mechanic right there brother um i'm balding and i keep saying i'm gonna be man enough to not fix it damn damn that's fucking wild i respect it yeah i respect you know how you know how women have that thing about like the hat the hat game guys that are like what are they without the hat put the hat back on yeah look at how fucking handsome this man is with a hat it's unbelievable yeah i mean that is the greatest chameleon i've ever seen in my life yeah you look like movie director without the hat your your bus station child porn director yeah yeah and i know the shame that you offered me a roll in tires yeah and i didn't do it because i just at that time i didn't want to do an asian accent but now i'm doing asian accents again so if you want you know what i mean hey let me do his asian accent i do it on this thing all the time i mean if there was ever a part in there you know i mean i'll do it for free no don't give him anything i think your character was going to have a American accent.

32:53Boo. It was going to be, you were going to be the interpreter for an Asian tire company. That's not what my agent said. My agent said that you have a thick Asian accent. We, it's fluid. We'll finish the script day off.

33:06Bobby Lee:This guy's got such a good team. They're always keeping him abreast on everything. They're the worst. They're the worst. He's a business manager that's 105. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. In high school. Dude. He is, I'll call that guy sometimes and I'm like, hey, we need to put money in the account so we can for our tour and he's like we'll get around to it i'm like no we need it like now he also does stevie wonder's manager and stuff like you know i mean he does other people he does not do stevie wonder his manager not stevie wonder

33:40Bobby Lee:just the matter all right so get let's get shane will give you a new part let's can you let's see you do a scene then to to pitch yourself to shane what are you talking about what are you doing should know that's good i had no idea you were foreign yeah yeah yeah it makes sense well he's an american citizen now we got him naturalized this past year yeah so back off ice yeah give him go ahead let's hear it here you go just give it to bob oh are you being real yeah that's your audition for tires whoa all right are you being real dude what part am i playing uh it's Jing-chong-bing-bong. You'll be playing the role.

34:24Jing-chong-bing-bong. Yeah, I'll be O 'Connor.

34:27Bobby Lee:I'll be the lady. Yeah. I'm going to be O 'Connor. All right, here we go. Let's do it. Go ahead. Hey, you're finally back. Where'd you go? Your car's ready. We were watching the Penn State game at the diner. Very good playing. Cut. Cut, cut, cut. What is this? It's not gay. Who's that voice? Yeah. I was sucking up. I'll play your character. It'd be you. yeah be you all right a little more sucking up to shane i know i had made it you know what you did at the beginning of the podcast yeah just do that here all right you ready can i just i need to resolve this what are you doing guy just giving you i'm trying to get you the i know but you're making it really uncomfortable i just want to get you on the show listen dude all right i was just kidding it's so funny to be like i have an aside with someone but in front of the people okay come on all right get on the show don't interrupt me though you got it i won't okay yeah sorry about that hey you're finally back where'd you go your car is ready we were watching the penn state game at the diner it's the same place that's the exact same voice that you did before you didn't even change it a little bit all right well i'll just do it like this and the way i'm talking now no no no a little bit come on maybe you're making me nervous what first of all I'm absolutely nervous right now, dude.

35:45No, why? I don't want to do this right now, dude. I'm drowning. I don't like trying to read. Yeah, dude. I'm fucking drowning right now, dude. I feel like I'm sweating. You're going to kill it. No, I'm not kidding. I'm drowning, dude. Come on. You're so good. All right. Acting's hard. Come on. It's getting better. It is getting a little bit better. You should do it in my life. Yeah, try to do it as Norman. No, I can't do it. Anyway, go. Hey, you're finally back. Where'd you go? Your car's ready. We were watching the pen stink. game at the diner very good playing do you like what they uh they play on Saturdays oh must have been a rerun all right uh anyway your car's ready here's the total cash or card eight hundred forty dollars I only got one tire an hour yeah that's good I recommend you get uh three more since uh one won't solve your hydroplaning problem why is it so expensive dude is that your daughter yeah i'm his american daughter don't worry we're not ice you guys love that ice joke that's the guy okay yeah okay

36:53Bobby Lee:oh yeah we're that cheap who's cal you you just did it oh i thought it was will yeah you're doing both oh okay good that's the guy you're sick dude can you ask your american daughter to step away sir let's have a private conversation you're scaring me guys what's going on what did you didn't do the uh korean it probably speaks in korean clicks his tongue at jules okay uh you go i don't know the i don't know how to say this in korean uh you're scaring me guys is that korean

37:32Bobby Lee:yeah i don't think you got the show I don't think he got it. Who wrote this, by the way? You did, Carlos? Really good stuff. That's good. Carlos is a screenwriter. Oh, no. It was good. Really? Former Apatow writer. Was he hard to work with? Yes. Thank you. Who's that? My mom's here. Oh, my lord. Bobby's mom. My mom's here, dude. She looks younger than you. Mom. Oh, my God, mom. You do? What's going on, mom? Who's the lucky guy? Hems! You know what, Carlos? We got to get you Hems, dude. We got to get you some Hems, dude. Holy hell! You know what? It offers convenient access to a range of prescription hair loss treatments with ingredients that were including chews, oral medications, serums, and sprays.

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41:33Bobby Lee:Start your 60-day free trial at ShipStation.com slash badfriends. That's ShipStation.com slash badfriends. Should we bang a gong or anything? Should we bow? Hold on. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello. Mark. Yeah, yeah. My friend Mark. Hi, Mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you. Mrs. Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Miss Lee. Miss Lee. Why? Because dad died. Dad died. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Yeah. You were there. We were there, remember? That was a bad day.

42:09You ever thought about remarrying? Getting back on the horse? Yeah, yeah. No? Did you ever have any fantasies after dad died with other men or no? Okay. Oh. Oh. Why can't we up front? When I was growing up, right, I would tell her everything. We are too old. I don't like old men. You like a BTS? I like a younger. But they're not going to go out with me. How about 37? That's too old. You're too old. 20?

42:48Bobby Lee:How about height? Do they have to be tall? Do they have to be tall and big? Tall. Tall. Gotta be tall. Like how tall? Shane's tall. 6 '2". 6 '2". 6 '3". Right? Yes.

43:04Remember those nasty things you said about me? Yeah.

43:07Bobby Lee:It's all come crashing down now. Yeah. I'm 20 and I'm... Good. Good. 20 and 16. Yeah. Are you staying at the hotel? Are you staying here? I better. Oh, yeah. She can. You want to go to the president's suite? What are you doing? You can fix that throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my mom. You know what I mean? A little throat coat. A throat coat. You speak Korean? Oh, yeah. Oh, you do? Yeah. Have you seen his SNL audition? Yeah. Say something. You want me to say something? Pull it up. How do you say I love you in Korean? I think he says neuter. How do I say it? How you say I love you in Korean? I don't know how racist I can be.

43:55I don't want to actually do it. No, my mom can take it. Okay. What do you say I love you in Korean is? Oh, man. I love you a long time. There it is. Long time no shit. I'm sorry. Long time no shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

44:19Bobby Lee:I'm sorry. It's like the same rhythm when you walk into a sushi joint. You know? When she, I love you. It's the same thing. Okay. I love you. That means I love you, city fish. That's very nice. Yeah, Tony, okay. Are you okay with the white man, the round eye? Or do you prefer - No problem with me. No problem. What's that? Doesn't matter colors. Oh, really? Even black? Oh, yeah. Whoa, you better watch out, Bobby. Spanish, you know. Spanish, yeah, well. Did you ever date a black guy? Korean, yeah. Did you ever date a black guy or a Spanish man? Did you ever date a Spanish man? No. No, you have? No.

44:56No. No, no, no. No, no, no.

44:59Bobby Lee:Sounds like a little family secrets about to come out. Just dreaming. Not real life. Just dreaming. Dreaming. I think you've only been with that, right? Mm-hmm. Yay. What? Yeah. Shane, come on. Feels a little Akashi. Feels a little Akashi. Did you get work done on your face? Did you get any Botox or anything? Are you kidding? You didn't give me money for that. You got to pay for it, buddy. You look great. I'm only 82. What do you expect? Wow. 82, dude. You look amazing. I'm going to live up to 100. I hope so, Mom. I hope so. No, me. No, I want you to. Yeah, you won't. No, no. No, no, no. I'm 90.

45:44You think I'll die at 90? 100. You want to go 100. Yeah.

45:48Bobby Lee:But how old will he? He'll be 90 when he dies? No, he's going to be 100 too. Wow. We have long life in our DNA. Oh, we have long livers. Yeah, my father lived up to 96 years. Yeah. But not on dad's side of the family. They die early. Yeah, they die. You are my life. Oh, I'm your life. Mom's life. Yeah. You're such a nice mom. She's cool. Wonderful. Yeah, and you're very beautiful. She put me through.

46:30I'm sober now again. Yeah. For what? For what? Drinking? Yeah. Pussy. I don't smoke. No, I'm sober. You are? Yeah. I don't know how long I am. Almost four years again Four years almost again How come it's always four years? I relapse every four years

46:53Bobby Lee:It does feel like four years Every four years I relapse It's almost time, the witching hour It's coming Do you think I will? I'd like to be around there for that Please god damn Tell them what I'm like It's really not fun Were you sober when you drove me home from that comedy club that time? I don't think I was I don't think I was. Because we drove for like three hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I was. Of the comic club. And I didn't want to say anything. Yeah, yeah. But I was watching him just miss every exit on the GPS. Wow, that's the Asian. I know. I couldn't tell. And then, oh, yeah.

47:29No, you were definitely not sober because you were like, we better hurry up and get home because these pills are about to kick in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Did you know your mom was coming? No. We should have told you. No, you know what? No, you should have told. Yeah. It was a good surprise. Got it. Thank you.

47:50I've seen that so many times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? He does it all the time.

47:55Bobby Lee:Oh, all right. He loves it. Yeah, you can meet your mom. Yeah, you got to start plotting our demise. Yeah. You smell it, mom? Mm-hmm. I have a nose like a dog. I can smell it, you know, far away. That was for your dad. That was one for the dad. That's Rapa. Yeah, what's his name Rick Shaw?

48:34Mom what you've been doing though, what you've been doing with yourself Yeah, yeah, tell me I do I I have had all day. I have two of these. Yeah, yeah. You have two iPads? Yeah, yeah. Because one Uber for me, one Steven bought for me. Okay. See, that's all. It takes me all day. Yeah, yeah. She's iPad queen. She loves the iPads. Like I play, you know, games. Solitaire. Solitaire and war game, you know. Yeah, yeah. War game. War game, yeah, yeah. Korean War? Yeah. No. English. I don't talk Mom, tell us about the Korean War You were a kid, right? During the Korean War Seven What was the worst thing you saw at the Korean War?

49:21It was fun You know, dead people on the street Dead people on the street We live by the mountain, right? A lot of people on the mountain Yeah, dead mountain people It's like LA Yeah, yeah, yeah And did you poke their bodies and what did you do? you stole their shoes when you walked by yeah I don't have to poke them was it scary? because I was so young yeah to me most like games so I don't have a bad memory about war so how'd you get out? I never fight with them so we invaded to west and south we know how it went yeah yeah yeah you don't do you like north koreans i don't have a reason to hate them yeah good answer mom except you know politics you know yeah but they are the same people they are the same people yeah they speak the same they look the same you love all asians you love all asians no not the japanese not the japanese i love you know what do the japanese do to us they uh they are conquered i mean They occupied.

50:40Occupied. They're mean. 40 years. They're mean. No, 37 years? Yeah, 37 years. Oh, they're very mean. You know what dad told me once? We couldn't eat because they took all our rice to Japan. You don't take the rice. Yeah, that's why we, you know. Take everything. Leave the rice. Leave the rice. We were so short that time. The Korean is the tallest one in Asia. But then during that time, we couldn't eat. Yeah. Because there's like a shrink. then after korean war they grow up so now they are kind of average

51:15you think i'm average i think i'm small you think i'm average for being korean i don't think so in your family the lee family wherever i'm average yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i think i am no eddie my cousin my my direct family oh yeah yeah yeah okay okay yeah yeah yeah you know what dad said once you know what dad said once about the japanese long time ago long time ago they used to tie us a korean by ankle with rope right hang us upside down yeah i'm like okay dad and they took out the Nair. Nair. Nair. Nair. Nair. Nair. Nair. And then he said. Is that why you guys own those salons? Is that how it started?

52:04All right. It's a good question. That's actually fair. Yeah, it's a fair question. Yeah, that's actually maybe true. It's a fair. And he said, they used to dunk us in boiling water. Whoa. Yeah. So you'd pop in a layer of skin, you know what I mean? And then eventually you would die. But I was eight years old when dad told me that. Holy. Most of you guys. They do like, you know, experience, you know. What? For Korean, like Jewish. Oh. Oh, the tattoo. Oh, the tattoo. Chemical things. Oh, the chemical things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yikes. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But I think not the people, they don't know.

52:46Yeah. It's the military. The military. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why we had to drop a bomb on them twice. Yeah, because I want. I don't think that Yeah He just We dropped the bomb on them twice Ah Twice? Yeah Hiroshima and Nagasaki No once No twice They think one would be enough Yeah They didn't learn They didn't learn What for again Yeah I think we did drop one They did the first They did the two Poor Poor They started it They started it They started it Those bastards Yeah They deserved it They deserved it They kind of. Oh, they're going to hate me, you know. Who? I cannot go to Japan anymore.

53:27If you say one thing like that, you cannot go to Japan. Shane, any questions about my mom or no? No. Well, you're nervous. Don't tell me any questions. You like Dennis Rodman? Is that your name? No. Yes. Yes. Yes, that's Dennis Rodman. Yeah. He played for the Bulls. Yeah, yeah. Sure.

53:51Bobby Lee:Who's that guy that knocked up your mom? Dennis Robben He's selling out arenas all over the country Doing stand up It's wild Mom he's the biggest comedian on planet earth Oh really? I'm sorry I don't know what Shane is That's okay What's his name? Shane Gillis Shane? Yes exactly Shane? Shane? Shane Shane Gillis Shane Oh my god it's harder than my name What's your name? That's what I guessed. What is it?

54:29Bobby Lee:Hey, better remember that. You better remember that. I can't feel bad. Here's what we'll do. We thank the boys so they can rest and get ready for the show, and then we'll finish with the family. Okay, great. Thank you so much, guys. I love you guys. Thank you, man. Thank you so much. All right.

54:51Welcome to Bad Friends 300th episode.

55:00Bobby Lee:Today we have Jules, Rudy Jules, Juliana. And then we got my mom. And Miss Lee. Miss Lee's here, my mom.

55:17And wow, let's go around the room what we're grateful for. Oh, yeah.

55:21Bobby Lee:That's what we do at 300. All right. Well, you want to start? Yeah. What are you grateful for? Yeah. I'm grateful for you. I really am. Honestly, I am grateful for you. Thank you. I think that we have a good thing going here. We got a good thing going. And I'm really blessed. You are. We're very blessed. I'm also grateful for my mom still being alive. Hell, yeah. And looking so good at 82. 25 more years. Yeah. she's a great mother and um she says she can still count which is amazing she can still count which is amazing yeah yeah yeah it's kind of you guys's thing do you know the abcs that exactly and that's what's good about that too yeah because she knew what i said she did she doesn't she doesn't she doesn't want to share it she wants to brag and so i'm grateful for my mom you know i mean she has her door with the explorer haircut which is pretty cool i like it yeah so pretty yeah did you dye it what's going on with your hair ma today we're gonna be korean i like your hair it looks really nice yeah very nice dye and have a little bit bridge yeah jules is growing up you know yeah your hair's gotten so long too long are you gonna keep it going how long down like down to the floor?

56:40Why? You think that looks good? Maybe.

56:45Bobby Lee:Is that a thing in Filipino culture to have really long hair? Yeah. Like girls always have really long hair? You have like a Cher thing going on. Remember Cher? Yeah. Remember Cher? She's not dead. Do you remember Cher? No, she's still alive. Do you believe? What? Bano? he died bono's alive no no no sonny bono oh sonny bono sonny bono remember a tree killed him a tree killed sonny bono a tree he was skiing he was skiing and it you know he hit a tree i hit a tree and he died which if you've ever gone skiing is pretty hard to do to like hit a tree and die yeah because it's easier to avoid them if you've skied before yeah yeah right wasn't he like a good skier probably not burn burn real burn mom i've been seeing a girl for eight months just never mind nothing she's not korean no very sweet she's white pretty she's white though i know but yeah i cannot control you what kind of girl do you want him to be with I'm not gonna say it.

58:05You're never gonna have one. No, a Korean girl.

58:08Bobby Lee:You want a Korean girl. They don't like me, mom. Yeah, they do. You don't try. I try all the time. You don't try with Korean girls. Korean girls don't like me. He likes white girls. He doesn't go for Korean girls. No, I like a lot of Korean girls, dude. They don't like me. Biggishiro. They think I'm biggishiro. What does that mean? Hideous? Ugly. Yeah. Biggishiro. I got it. You're not biggishiro. I'm biggishiro. You just look like me. You are not biggishiro. I look like dad. Dad was Biggishito. No. Yeah, yeah. You were the pretty one. And mom, Steve looks like you. And everyone goes, I look like dad.

58:41And dad was ugly.

58:44Bobby Lee:He wasn't ugly. You have your mom's. I have your humor. Yeah. He has your brains and your heart and your heart. And he's got his father's body. How he knows about me. See, I can feel it. Steve's a lot more like dad. Steve is. Our brother, my brother. Dad is a very smart man. I mean, street smart. Yeah, street smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you. I'm street smart? No. I'm not. You're a brain in my family, okay? What? You got brain. I got a brain. Good brain. Good brain. Yeah. You respect your mom, that's a good brain. Well, yeah, that you have to do. Yeah, I respect my mom. You better. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

59:26Do you sing, mom? I never heard you sing growing up. Growing up? Like sing. Do you sing? Oh yeah. Nobody likes me singing. No, I want to hear some singing. I sing all by myself because I don't forget the lyrics and Korean and English.

59:46Bobby Lee:Will you sing right now? Raise me up. No, I'm not going to sing. Please raise me up. You raise me up. You raise me up. Yeah. Come on, come on. I don't remember.

1:00:07You don't like it. Oh, yeah. You raise me up so I can stop now.

1:00:17Bobby Lee:She got the wrong one. You raise me up. Yeah, you raise me up. Okay, let's go. Ready? And I am down and on my soul. This is a different thing. We tried. I tried. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Take two. When I am down and oh, my soul's so weary. When troubles come. What is the first one?

1:00:46Bobby Lee:Is this by Josh Groban, the one you have over there? Here we go. Ready? You raise me up so I can stand on mountains. You raise me up to walk on stormy seas I am strong and I'm on your shoulders You raise me up to more than I can be Yeah! Thank you, Bad Friends, for 300 episodes. We love you. I hope we do 300 more, maybe more than that. We really appreciate the fans. We love you guys so much. Thank you. Thank you. thank you thank you for being a bad friend Woo-hoo. Yeah.

1:01:41Woo-hoo. Yeah. Woo-hoo. Yeah.

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