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7:20Bobby Lee:I mean, I wanted to do a line here too. Oh, you want like a cool, like a young guy, like a cool young hip guy? Yeah, from the 90s. The trip was incredible. Then I went to jolly old England, had a good little time in England, met some cool people. I met the owner of Palace, you know Palace Skate Shop.

7:35Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, I love Palace. I know. I met the owner. Wow. Pretty cool. Yeah. And I was like, I own - So let's talk about when you were gone, what my week looked like. What happened? What? Bad stuff? No, not bad stuff. I didn't leave the house for five days in a row. Why?

7:51Bobby Lee:Oh, you were not feeling, we called.

7:53Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I wasn't feeling, I was bed rotting.

7:55Bobby Lee:Yeah, bed rotting.

7:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. And I watched things.

7:59Bobby Lee:Hmm.

8:00Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Like Ken Burns, you know. You're on your Ken Burns kick lately. You're on a documentary. Yeah, yeah. What do you watch? And I didn't, I just, I just had sex. With Ken Burns. Yes, yeah. Incredible. Very tight. Incredible. Very tight. Historical. Yeah. Yeah, it's like rust, his butthole. Mm. Like an army ration can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, some gold. It's great. Yeah. You're gonna try Ken Burns. What historical documentaries did you rip through? I saw Vietnam again, Civil War. Civil War. Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good war. Winter Soldier. Yeah, Winter Soldier was a good historical. Ken Burns did that?

8:37Bobby Lee:Oh, I saw another comment. I saw another comment today on the internet about Odyssey, about someone had like, what's her name, had her ears pierced. she had three whole piercings in her ears. And they were like, you couldn't cover that up for the historical reference? The actress, what's her name? Zendaya. She had like multiple ear piercings or something.

8:54Khalyla Kuhn:Well, she's a god, so it doesn't matter.

8:56Bobby Lee:Gods can have piercings.

8:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, they can have whatever they want. I don't disagree. Yeah. I don't disagree. Poseidon can have a piercing in his penis. He did. That's what it came. It's called the Poseidon Pierce. Yeah.

9:06Bobby Lee:Yeah, but you got to watch it, dude. I know. I didn't have a dime of time. I was having a good time jumping around.

9:11Khalyla Kuhn:I feel like you're not going to watch it in the theater.

9:14Bobby Lee:I'm gonna but I gotta tell you the last time I looked I told Carlos I was like look for me and there was no see everything was sold out everything still sold out dude yeah it's like impossible to get a couple of see well you want to see it in the 70 millimeter you have to no you don't you I saw it at the Regal North Hollywood a shit theater these guys have both said you should see it in 70 yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna wait to go till it thins out you promise me you're gonna watch it scouts honor scouts honor yeah yeah scouts honor yeah blow I rewatched that blow I rewatched blow I rewatched Catch Me If You Can on the plane.

9:46Bobby Lee:One of the greatest, I mean, one of the greatest.

9:49Khalyla Kuhn:You know what's great about that is comforting. You're comforted by these movies.

9:53Bobby Lee:I don't know why, but I love it so much.

9:54Khalyla Kuhn:I know, I know. I have a lot of comforting movies.

9:56Bobby Lee:The scene of him in the hotel negotiating her price and then tricking her by giving her like a bigger check than he owes her and her giving him cash. Is that Scorsese? No, Spielberg. Wow. Does he miss that guy? My God. That scene was so good, dude, with her, with Jennifer Garner. oh and she's like how much would i cost if i was in a gift shop what a line watch this watch

10:18Khalyla Kuhn:disclosure day disclosure day it's out and streaming right now yeah okay i can watch it home you're gonna see the downfall why the downfall of spielberg no shut up he's still was it good okay i'm sure he's still the man it was okay yeah well it's blunt right yeah yeah

10:36Bobby Lee:she's great yeah yeah she's good in it not her fault it's never her fault who wrote it Spielberg I think. No, no. There's no way he wrote that. David Kapp. David Kapp. The guy who did Jurassic Park.

10:49Khalyla Kuhn:It's too close to Close Encounters. I love Close Encounters. It's... It has that vibe that we need to get here. Sure, but... Right, to see the alien. Yeah.

11:01Bobby Lee:Yeah. And then I slipped into the Marilyn Monroe documentary on the plane, which I...

11:04Khalyla Kuhn:Tell me, I don't know nothing. I know nothing. I gotta tell you. Excuse me, master. I know nothing about her. Okay.

11:12Bobby Lee:The mystery, what is it called? The mystery of Marilyn Monroe. The amount of tapes that this guy has who put this together of like confidential audio tapes, like calls between her and the president and stuff. It's crazy. I mean, so obvious they had her murdered. Like so clearly they had her killed, pilled up and killed and they covered it all up. And so many people knew, like everyone in Hollywood knew because she was rubbing elbows with people she shouldn't have rubbed elbows.

11:35Khalyla Kuhn:Is she hotter than Margot Robbie though?

11:36Bobby Lee:100 % she was the hottest star I think we've ever had ever ever ever dude they have video of her this is pre lip filler she is mythological she was she should have been in the Odyssey yeah

11:46Khalyla Kuhn:you know who Elizabeth Taylor was beautiful back then stunning stunning but what I'm saying

11:51Bobby Lee:is this is big old titties this is pre getting work done and you see her without any makeup and

11:55Khalyla Kuhn:Marilyn Monroe look at how beautiful I'm more of a Elizabeth Taylor do you like

11:59Bobby Lee:how I look Robert yeah she's hot dude that's a good that was a little Taylor yeah no but Marilyn Monroe, stunning, stunning. Oh my God, look at her face, dude. She looks like, Julie Andrews was hot like that when she was young, too. Yeah, she was. She's beautiful. Yeah. But Marilyn Monroe, you could tell, man, that was Hollywood weirdo stuff, weirdo stuff, dude. Yeah. Also, by the way, I called because I wanted to find out what was going on for your birthday, and you're traveling on your birthday. What's with you avoiding fun on your birthday? Why does it have to be on my birthday? It doesn't, but it's fun when it's on your birthday.

12:29Bobby Lee:Okay, you canceled Hawaii. I'm not, what do you mean? I didn't cancel Hawaii. That's what they said. No, we just haven't booked it yet. Are you going to Hawaii?

12:39Khalyla Kuhn:Are you going to Hawaii? Maybe. No, if you don't, it's going to really upset me. Pretty woman!

12:47Bobby Lee:Anything you want, you got it. Okay, anyway, yeah, are you going? You know why I can't go? I mean! Do you know why? Why? Because there's no golf courses out there? Well, there's nothing but golf courses out there, first of all. Second of all, the amount of things I'm seeing on the internet, tourists go away. Hawaii doesn't want us there. That's true. Read it. It's all over the news. Go away, tourists. They do not want us there. They want us there. No, they don't. I promise you when you go there. Google Hawaii tourists go away. And I'm telling you, it's every news article now. They're tired of it.

13:18Bobby Lee:They want us out. They don't want haoles. I'm a haole and I got to get out of there. No whites. Get out. Anti-tourist. They're doing it now. It's like a huge protest. They're beating up fucking tourists because they're kicking the shit out of them. they don't want them there.

13:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

13:32Bobby Lee:And you could pass. You got the... I do pass. Not me, I'm a Howley dog. Yeah. Visitor Rivals dropped roughly 829 ,000 falling almost 5 % recently because of this protest. That's a lot, dude. It's a lot of people they don't want them around. So what am I going to do? Do I have to put on... I got to do brown face to fit in? Yeah.

13:51Khalyla Kuhn:I'm telling you right now you have so many fans out there that you're going to be fine. Yeah, you're going to be... You're going. I'm going? Yeah. If you don't go... I'll go. If you don't go I'll be so upset at you I'll go Izzy is that true? You'll be mad? No no he's gonna go I don't know yeah Andrew would never lie to you Yeah Look at me right now dude

14:15Bobby Lee:Scout's on Scout's on Scout's on Scout's on I'm gonna go For you I'll go Okay I think we should do A Hawaiian version Of Bad Friends album I totally agree I'm mad that we're not doing Anything for your birthday

14:28Khalyla Kuhn:We'll celebrate before But on the 16th I'll be there my birthday is September 17th on the 16th I'll be there why don't we have the dinner then we can we have the tour I have a date in Salem Oregon or whatever you don't even know where you're I don't know where I'm going but that's the guy have a date somewhere you know have you you don't have cats no cat so this is what a cat does when a cat leaves for the vet because I don't take all three cats to the vet sometimes. Can't. Too many cats. Yeah. But when that cat comes back, it's as if those two other cats have never met that cat before. Because something happened.

15:04Khalyla Kuhn:No, they smell something. Right? So they start hissing at each other. Oh, wow. It's really sad. It's like if you went to Scotland and came back, I'm like... It's like, who are you? Because they saw the other side. No, it's a smell thing. Yeah, they picked up a scent while they were there. Yeah, another thing is that But I have now, because Kalilah left, she got a new dog. She left for Hawaii. So the dog's at my house now. Her name is Lady. So now I have four dogs and three cats. And sometimes Jules just leaves. She's like, I'm going to a rave. You know what I mean? I go, go. And I have seven animals in the house.

15:42Khalyla Kuhn:It stresses me the fuck out.

15:44Bobby Lee:Too many animals. Feline non-recognition aggression happens when one cat smells completely different and is mistaken for a stranger. So they think the cat is not who it was before. Well, perhaps it's no longer the same cat. What if they switch out cats behind our back? Something could be - No, I know that it's my cat. How do you know? Because I memorized all the little things.

16:03Khalyla Kuhn:They're getting better.

16:04Bobby Lee:They're getting good at duplication.

16:07Khalyla Kuhn:Really? Like, you know, like Goonie has like one little stripe on his nose. I recognize, you know.

16:13Bobby Lee:Be careful. What do you mean? You might have inherited like a cat from the machine. Like they could have fabricated this cat, send it in your house.

16:21Khalyla Kuhn:Why would they do that?

16:23Bobby Lee:Exactly. Why would they do that?

16:24Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no, explain to me why would they -

16:25Bobby Lee:It could be a camera cat. That thing could be filled with cameras. Okay, all right.

16:27Khalyla Kuhn:Anyway, I'm not falling for this. Your lies anymore. That's fine.

16:29Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yes, you can clone a cat. Yeah. Yeah, but that would take months and months. Not for them now. Now they're doing it fast.

16:36Khalyla Kuhn:24-hour flip. 24-hour flip. Oh, really?

16:37Bobby Lee:They're doing it. Wow. Nuclear transfer. Is it cheaper now?

16:41Khalyla Kuhn:Because remember, we Googled it years ago.

16:43Bobby Lee:35 grand. That's still, if you loved.

16:48Khalyla Kuhn:I think Tom Brady did that with his dog, I think.

16:50Bobby Lee:Yeah. I think Tom Brady did it with Tom Brady. Yeah. I think he's a clone of himself. Like Meryl Streep did it, I think. She cloned her dogs. Wow. Yeah. You would never.

16:59Khalyla Kuhn:What do you mean? Clone? No, smart people don't do that. It's like a - You know what? I would clone one. I know. Gobi. It's Gobi. Yeah. I love her so much.

17:08Bobby Lee:Gobi forever.

17:09Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. It's just like when Jules calls, because all the dogs sleep in her room, but Gobi will stay out. What do you mean?

17:18Bobby Lee:It's just like, of course they sleep in her room.

17:20Khalyla Kuhn:I can't deal with it.

17:21Bobby Lee:She's a protective force. They feel safe around her. No, no, no.

17:24Khalyla Kuhn:Your room is a chaotic night. There's no chaos. There's just, there's a lot of - Fluids? A lot of fluids. So wet. The whole room is wet. It's moist, it's humid. The ceiling - It's Miami. Dripping. Yeah. It's the cold. My room's like Miami.

17:38Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. It's definitely Grand Theft Auto. I had a dream that something is coming.

17:45Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, I've had dreams too. Tell me about your dream.

17:47Bobby Lee:I had an earthquake dream, a big, big earthquake dream. And I thought - That's actually gonna happen. What if a big one is coming? You an earthquake. I know. They're not my friend. But I did dream about the other one before it came too.

17:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

17:57Bobby Lee:I think a big one is on its way. We haven't had one in a long time. Dude, I have had dreams of an earthquake,

18:00Khalyla Kuhn:but not the earthquake, but the comedian.

18:01Bobby Lee:Yeah, me too. Shaking the room. It's coming. He's just in my room. What are you doing here? We're at an earthquake?

18:10Khalyla Kuhn:What's up, Bobby? 93 % of an earthquake coming. It's coming. It's coming, yeah. And this one's going to be big. The California one?

18:16Bobby Lee:It's at 6.7 or larger.

18:17Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Why are you laughing, dude? You're a naysayer. I'm just saying. You're the reason why we have these hot nights. I just don't want Andrew to look to go to the bathroom. Wait, go back. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

18:29Bobby Lee:Don't go to the bathroom when you're doing the earthquake. Scout's honor. Yeah, Scout's honor. Look what it's called. Yeah, what's it called? San Andreas. Fault. And this is your fault, San Andreas. Yeah. This is why we're in trouble. Yeah. Because of you. I saw that. I saw it in theaters.

18:43Khalyla Kuhn:You saw that?

18:44Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah. You saw that? Big rock fan. Not the Odyssey, but. Yeah. I saw it too I think The Rock is the man He is a man I'm gonna watch whatever he wants He says watch this movie I go see it

18:55Khalyla Kuhn:I love disaster movies but we've talked about them

18:57Bobby Lee:Moana?

18:58Khalyla Kuhn:You think I'm not seeing Moana? You're gonna watch Moana before fucking the Odyssey? I'll do a double feature No no no you're not gonna No watch the Odyssey If you watch Moana before the Odyssey I'm gonna lose my fucking mind dude

19:09Bobby Lee:I will lose it I will lose it First of all you have to apply for a new visa to get to Hawaii You have to have watched Moana before you go to Hawaii You know that They ask you questions about Moana I never even saw the cartoon version of it. You're in deep shit, pal. Because you got to know. And Lilo and Stitch used to count. It doesn't anymore. You got to see Moana now. Wow. Before you get to any of the islands, they need to know, do you know plot lines for Moana? Characters. That's what they ask you at the border now.

19:31Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. Name me a character in Moana.

19:33Bobby Lee:Mocasso.

19:37Khalyla Kuhn:There is no Mocasso, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait. Turn that off for a second. Name me the different variety of characters in Moana. Okay, Palutz. Palutz. Palutz.

19:46Bobby Lee:Tatango Moana Mogasso There's a talking coconut

19:54Khalyla Kuhn:Anouk What's the song with the talking coconut Every day on the island You know it Every day on the island I'm a coconut Yeah that's it Famous Moana song And it's great there's so many of them In the chorus I'm a coconut Yeah, it's amazing. Love that song. Yeah, so that's good. What's the story of Moana? Well, they, but... Tell me the story. Yeah, I want to know the... I never saw it. You should see it. Tell me the story. You gotta see it. Quince. Oh my God. The one thing I love about summer is how easy everything feels. The days are a little bit more relaxed and I find myself reaching for the same comfortable go anywhere pieces again and again and I get it from Quince.

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23:55Khalyla Kuhn:unbelievable when i first moved to silver lake echo park in the 90s and what it is now well yeah dude in the 90s it was like like you would hear gunshots not anymore people screaming and I'm from the suburbs I'd just be in my blankets

24:11Bobby Lee:so scared like that scene in Big when they check when the St. James Hotel yeah they hear people screaming outside now they have duck boats they got duck boats in the water now down there yeah wow they cleaned up there's an air one there now yeah

24:23Khalyla Kuhn:TV shows are based out of there now yeah I love LA

24:26Bobby Lee:well it's cool now before it was like

24:28Khalyla Kuhn:hey puto what you looking at bro

24:29Bobby Lee:yeah you get beat up on the way

24:30Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah yeah and I go I'm sorry yeah you get jumped sorry i looked at you but i was a survivor i was not scared of the ms-13 well i'm not i wouldn't say that i because i'll tell you why ms-13 if you're looking in the camera

24:43Bobby Lee:i'm scared of you for the record i'm scared yeah i'm on your side i'm scared but i'm safe oh don't do hand signals yeah i am yeah that's it now you're gone yeah what side

24:52Khalyla Kuhn:they buy tickets whatever it is what they're cool i'll do jobs for you yeah we're from yeah hey because they know that i'm not a i'm not a threat you're not an oppressor no that's not about oppressing yeah what are you talking about well he's an oppressor yeah you're

25:08Bobby Lee:an oppressor they would shoot you the fuck up you go to the neighborhood they go this is yeah but for me i was like a little guy and as soon as you customer but as soon as you get hair they're not going to trust you yeah no i'll sleep before they thought you were a scientist or something

25:22Khalyla Kuhn:you're like an engineer dog like a meth scientist what's up dog do you do math and shit no i let the mexicans uh tie their or lock their bike next to my door i hook their bike whose bike was it it's the guy that's yeah yeah send me the coconut song again i'm a coconut on the island it's such a i love that moana forever man you're a liar i'm gonna watch moana before i watch odyssey if you do my heart will break here's two things i know it's gonna happen okay no hawaii you're not going right and also you're not gonna watch the audience i'm gonna facetime

25:56Bobby Lee:you from moana just to bum you out that'd be what you're lost okay what if i go to hawaii but i don't go to to your island if i go to a different island does that count no because you're gonna

26:05Khalyla Kuhn:do the show with me on the six on the 15th what night it did you have to do a guest saturday the 16th you have to do a guest spot i'll do yeah yeah i will do you're not going are you i'm going Everyone listening, if you're in Hawaii, I'm doing a show. What's it called? Bobby Lee Live. Bobby Lee Live, but what's the venue? Go to your website.

26:26Bobby Lee:This will already be out, by the way. I don't know. September 12th. No, September 12th.

26:32Khalyla Kuhn:Will it be out, this one? 100%. No, it won't be. Go watch me at the Blasdale Concert Hall. That's a great ad. You're leaving early. He's not even going to be there. Yeah, the 16th is pushing it. So, I mean, I'll just have to extend my stay. Yeah, if we all go for the 16th, I'll just stay. Yeah, we have to go.

26:52Bobby Lee:We have to go. By the way, McCone's been ducking. For people that want to know, McCone's in London. He just bailed again on this show. He's got to be fired. I'm down. I already said it.

27:00Khalyla Kuhn:And then you with your dog sick? I've missed one episode in two years. Dog sick is valid.

27:06Bobby Lee:Dog sick's valid. But is he sick?

27:09Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Interesting. Do you have paperwork? Yeah, you have paperwork. And I have video evidence. If you have a doctor's note, then I'll... Yeah. Send me a photo of Mitch McConnell, too. All right, I need a photo. If you're going to do it, due diligence. You know? Yeah. I'm just getting your receipt. Oh, okay. Dude, he's logging in. It's a vet. It better not be grooming. Oh, here it is. Yeah. What is it? It's not grooming. Invoice. Invoice. Let's read it. Invoice. Zoom in. Zoom in. He's getting a haircut. I don't groom my hair. You got a Mohawk? You take your dog to Mohawk Alley? That's what it's called?

27:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's where I went with my ex. So I didn't know where else to go. It's bullshit, dude. Just be honest. You don't want to come that day. That's crazy. I've never... No, Andrew knows I wouldn't fucking do that.

27:51Bobby Lee:He would never do that. But did something else come up? That something else came up. Something else came up. It's a woman.

27:57Khalyla Kuhn:No.

27:58Bobby Lee:It's a lady friend. Involved with some sort of pill. Lady pill. Yeah, lady pill, dude.

28:02Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, what's funny is those two things did happen, but days later.

28:06Bobby Lee:Oh. Okay. Maybe your memory is serving you wrong. Perhaps it happened on that day and you think it was two days later.

28:11Khalyla Kuhn:I would never skip work ever.

28:13Bobby Lee:Okay. I believe you actually. Is Archie okay?

28:15Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, he's okay now. Thank God.

28:17Bobby Lee:What was going on?

28:18Khalyla Kuhn:He's had a little issue with his anal glands.

28:20Bobby Lee:He put something up there. Yeah. Sir, what have you been putting in your dog's butt? Do you wipe your dog's butt after he poops? I do, of course.

28:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

28:28Bobby Lee:But they tell you don't do that because then they do have trouble with their anal glands. They're not -

28:32Khalyla Kuhn:I've been doing it wrong.

28:33Bobby Lee:They're not supposed to be wiped. Dogs don't need to be wiped. Don't do that. That's not good.

28:37Khalyla Kuhn:Bobby has put something in my butt too and I didn't -

28:40Bobby Lee:Yeah, but that was a Kit Kat bar. Kit Kat bars belong up there. That's a fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:43Khalyla Kuhn:It's a Tic Tac.

28:44Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah, Tic Tac. When you break a Kit Kat, you eat the left one, and you put the right one in your ass. Okay, fuck. That's very obvious. Everybody knows that.

28:51Khalyla Kuhn:Sometimes Almond Joy if you want. If you want to be like tropical. I can't believe you thought I've been lying for two weeks.

28:59Bobby Lee:Yeah, I think you're a liar. No, he told me the truth. I texted him. I wanted to make sure the dog was okay. I love Archie. I never met him. Have I met Archie?

29:06Khalyla Kuhn:No, you haven't met him.

29:07Bobby Lee:I've never met Archie. When you look at the dog in the eyes, when it gets back from when you go to pick them up man they hate being there so much the smell the smell gives them it's like us walking into a morgue you know what i mean like you walk in you'd be like oh god it's like this like dense dead air with like formaldehyde when you walk into a funeral home i'm sure dogs smell that like my dog there was a groomer a mobile groomer in the neighborhood and she walked near it and then she like looked up at the van and then like slowly backed away oh my god they know they know something they fucking know what they know what's up dude dude, their senses are way up.

29:40Bobby Lee:Yeah. How do you feel about Death Cab for Cutie? It's okay. They're not bad. They're not bad. Yeah, throw me some names. I'll tell you. I'm going to see them on Sunday.

29:48Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, you know them?

29:49Bobby Lee:No. Backstage? Bought a ticket.

29:52Khalyla Kuhn:There's no way.

29:52Bobby Lee:I swear to God, I'll show you the ticket. I literally bought it an hour ago. Wow. Haven't been to the Greek in maybe two years, three years. Good tickets? Are like good seats? No. Nosebleeds. Okay. I just bought tickets.

30:03Khalyla Kuhn:My favorite show at the Greek was this. when the pixies reunited this is many many years ago and when they came out this is before i knew joey santiago and i cried like a baby pixies are the best because you never thought that they would get back together it's like if the talking heads ever got back together never i would they would never never but if they're still alive i know but they will never i know because of yeah yeah trouble trouble on the high seas yeah it's always the lead singer of whatever like morrissey and the smiths yeah but get the smiths back together no chance never will i know but how great would

30:42Bobby Lee:that be i know but that's also a part of it's got to be like that's a coachella headlining fucking show oh no don't do coachella do like a pro do do a private showing we'll do like the palladium or something with them do something more intimate that's their venue yeah coachella okay it's just too much it's too much fodder yeah much you imagine imagine if the imagine if the smiths went didn't coachella and they did what beaver did they were on their computer talking about old stuff that they used to love.

31:06Khalyla Kuhn:I don't think the kids would resonate with the kids.

31:08Bobby Lee:It would not hit. Yeah. Not with the kids.

31:10Khalyla Kuhn:I don't even think that the talking heads would resonate with the kids even if they got back together. I don't think they would headline.

31:17Bobby Lee:No, headline no. Not now. Not now, yeah. They're not big enough. I don't know if the kids know.

31:21Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I don't think they know.

31:22Bobby Lee:A lot of the kids in the comments are going to say, we absolutely do and we know. They're that good. They're that - Like the Smiths, I think, could headline?

31:28Khalyla Kuhn:I don't think so.

31:29Bobby Lee:No, man. That's such a hard, that's hard. They got to sell like a huge internet. it's got to be like bad bunny you know it's got to be like someone that crosses every genre of age range and gender and the smiths would be even when the strokes played they were kind of bummed that bieber was headlining yeah well how can you it's like what do you mean that because it's like that's you and it's like you and me getting bummed that like chapelle is at a venue nearby you're like what are you gonna what are you gonna do we're not gonna yeah i'm here's the thing for me I'm okay with people rising.

31:59Khalyla Kuhn:You are. I really am. You've always been supportive. It's like when somebody rises, like when the Matt Rife thing happened, I was like, I'm so happy for him. You know? 100%. Here's my problem. Say that again into the mic. You become friends with them real quick. Fuck off. You said that on the show. It's true, but fuck off.

32:18Bobby Lee:Okay. I would like to check the tape on these shows and see who's been more combative lately. Is it me to you or him to you? It's him for sure. It is to you lately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Need a hand? There's a grudge or a gripe or something with you and him lately. Oh yeah, yeah. There's a non-caring aspect. And he's gotten quieter. The Spaniard's gotten quieter. Even quieter, dude.

32:37Khalyla Kuhn:To balance.

32:38Bobby Lee:No. No, you're not. You're not revealing what's going on in your world. You're yang, not ying.

32:43Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

32:44Bobby Lee:To be honest, Bobby, you're yang for sure.

32:46Khalyla Kuhn:I'm yang, yeah, yeah.

32:47Bobby Lee:You're ying. You're yin. You're more ying. What's going on in your world that you're being really quiet lately? Yeah, why the ying? why are you why you've been yin yin yeah i'm just don't look at me look at yang

33:01Khalyla Kuhn:because bob is so attacked i'm trying to just shift focus towards you you should be a politician

33:06Bobby Lee:you're so good at bullshit he's so good at like lying his way out of both of you

33:10Khalyla Kuhn:yeah good at both you're more of a pink ken paxton kind of such a specific reference yeah yeah i mean he is kind of like corrupt as side yeah that's what i'm saying yeah you would have a deep corruption but you'd have the support for the man i would You'd have side girls in trouble, yeah. Okay. That's insane. Ted Cruz.

33:27Bobby Lee:Only private jets though. Yeah. You'd be flying private jets - Paid for by tax dollars. By tax dollars, yeah. Mm-hmm. It's incredible. What's going on, Ying? What is going on?

33:37Khalyla Kuhn:I just don't want to attack you anymore. I'm trying to focus on Andre.

33:40Bobby Lee:Rip into me, dude. I deserve it.

33:41Khalyla Kuhn:More difficult to attack. Rip into me right now. Rip into me. I deserve it.

33:44Bobby Lee:I don't think you do. Okay. But I'm curious to know why something's bubbling with Andre's lately. We're going to find out later. Yeah. Yeah.

33:51Khalyla Kuhn:I know what it is. I can't We can't talk about it here Oh He's playing the middle And when you play the middle When you play the middle dude When you play the middle There's no allegiance That's exactly right Right He's trying to He's playing the middle Yeah You get squashed When you are in the middle No you're not gonna get squashed Yeah Because you're playing a middle Right to juggernauts Yep Yeah and little people That's right Yeah Yeah So you know Where's your allegiance Be smart and tactical With a juggernaut You gotta lean toward the juggernaut I don't believe you at all. I don't believe it, yeah.

34:24Khalyla Kuhn:You're so bad. Yeah, you're in the middle. With the little people. Yeah, and that's why we're reacting to you this way. That's exactly right. Don't you think? Yes, we're feeding off of what you -

34:33Bobby Lee:Yeah, where is your allegiance? Where is your allegiance, dude? Yeah. Because I'm not sure. Yeah, you could jump ship at any moment. He would. And do you want to show your allegiance to us? I would get a bad friend's tattoo.

34:46Khalyla Kuhn:In fact, I'm going to get one. I think we should, and you have to. We should all get a bad friend's tattoo, right? I'd see where your allegiance is. No needles. No needles.

34:56Bobby Lee:No needles. Needles. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Let's just get a henna one. Yeah, get a henna. Yeah, but the henna's last forever. Would you get one?

35:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, of course.

35:05Bobby Lee:I know you would. The henna's last. Remember Esther got one of those hennas and it lasted?

35:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I got them too. And it just went away this year. And it was seven years ago.

35:12Bobby Lee:Seven years?

35:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, maybe six.

35:14Bobby Lee:What did yours say?

35:15Khalyla Kuhn:The state of Texas. And then I got the Nike check right here.

35:18Bobby Lee:Oh, I remember the Nike check. It's totally gone?

35:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

35:22Bobby Lee:I don't buy it.

35:23Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know where I'm going to get it.

35:24Bobby Lee:On your shoulder. No, no.

35:26Khalyla Kuhn:I got to get maybe here and little. What about your other forearm?

35:29Bobby Lee:The other arm is wide open. Yeah, yeah. But just a little one here. Just that says Bad Friends? I'll do that Bad Friends logo probably. Oh, that one's good. You know what? I'm a coconut from the island. Go see Moana in theaters now. Yeah.

35:48Bobby Lee:When is there going to be a new rock though? Who's the next big cool guy? There's gotta be a new guy. What are you looking at him for? You think he's the Hollywood reporter or something? Yeah I'm the guy with the computer.

35:56Khalyla Kuhn:He's the guy with the computer. There's gotta be a new rock. There's gotta be a new hot big guy. It's that guy that's in the Black Stars. What's his name? Oh Jacob Elordi? Yeah, Jacob Elordi Oh He's big Put on some masks He just doesn't have the, he doesn't, yeah

36:10Bobby Lee:He's cute. Yeah, he's a handsome man. Zoom in on him I mean, he's already a movie star.

36:15Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, look at him. He's tall But he's not like jacked He's dating Kendall Jenner though. Huh? He's dating Kendall Jenner. They all do. They all do. He's dating Kendall Jenner? Yeah. So it stalks through the roof. Dude, I want to date a Kardashian. Rob.

36:29Bobby Lee:Which one's available? Rob. It's too late, right? There's a brother with that small spine syndrome that they've got.

36:38Khalyla Kuhn:Do they really have one?

36:40Bobby Lee:Yeah, they don't show them. Maybe that's my case. Isn't there another sister that isn't on camera? Isn't that true? Isn't there like another one that doesn't?

36:46Khalyla Kuhn:I thought there was a brother that is not on camera.

36:47Bobby Lee:Yeah, maybe there's that. Maybe somebody is somebody's not in the family. Yeah. It was kind of like the same thing with the Osbournes, right? Didn't the Osbournes have another kid that was never on camera? The daughter.

36:55Khalyla Kuhn:The daughter, yeah. She refused, right? Yeah, she's not involved. That's the one I've never met. Because she doesn't want to be in that world. Yeah. Not interested. Well, I told you about my experience with her. The mother. What's her name? Sharon. Sharon Osbourne. Where are we talking about that?

37:09Bobby Lee:No one drank your beers.

37:11Khalyla Kuhn:That's one of my favorite clips. Did I tell you what happened? No. Someone drank my beer. Dude, I love he blamed the whole house. So I'm backstage, right? Theo's backstage at the main room. He goes, hey, man. I go, what's up? He goes, the Osbournes are here, man. Oh, wow. You got to go say hi. Gotta. So I did my Osborne joke, right? My I, I, I joke. Yeah. Right? And then I go back there and I hug Jack. And then I touch Sharon in the shoulder. Like, I'm such a big fan. I don't know why I said that. and she does this. Did you say I'm sorry for your loss? No, I didn't.

37:51Bobby Lee:Would have been a good lead.

37:54Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know. It's too late.

37:56Bobby Lee:No, I think that one left forever. It happened the week before that I would say it. I don't think so. How long is that window open? For Ozzy Osbourne, forever. Oh, fuck! He's Ozzy Osbourne. I should have said sorry for your loss. He was a hero of mine.

38:11Khalyla Kuhn:But also saying I'm a big fan is still good. she doesn't care about that

38:16Bobby Lee:and she went like this she went yeah that's what you deserved I'm on her side are you being real? I'm on her side I would have shut her this could have been a good thing though my husband was a legend you should have said something oh fuck thanks to your husband

38:31Khalyla Kuhn:for shaping my childhood and because of that reaction then Theo goes they're coming backstage I left back at the back door yeah yeah because I didn't want another you know what I mean the coward's door the coward's door

38:42Bobby Lee:you've gone through the coward's door I do I do the coward door all the time. When I bomb shit, I'm always going through the coward door. Don't want to say hi to anybody. I love the coward door. It's my favorite exit.

38:51Khalyla Kuhn:So if everyone knows, right, the main room, there's three ways to exit it. Right. Okay. Right. There's through the cover booth. Right. There's through the crowd. Right. And there's through the coward's way.

39:04Bobby Lee:The coward's way.

39:05Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And that's where like Arsenio Hall goes through. Not because he's a coward. Not because he's a coward. It's just because he doesn't want He doesn't want the thing. The thing. Right. I always walk in through the audience. You have to. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause I like the talk. Yeah, you heard the chatter. I hear people, you know what I mean? And there's some people that go, did they do a Sharon Austin? They do Sharon you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They Sharon me, yeah. Sharon. They're Sharon you. So when you have a good set, right? You walk out through the crowd. 100%. Right? When you have a bad set, you go through either the cover booth or the Coward's Way.

39:39Bobby Lee:And when you have a, and then you have, when you're really uncomfortable, you sneak out through the bar, the bar door, the backside bar door. Can you get out that way? I found a way. You have to climb up the hill, but you get dirty, but you could do it.

39:53Khalyla Kuhn:I've done it. But did you know the new, you know what they're gonna do? What?

39:56Bobby Lee:Make a patio out there?

39:57Khalyla Kuhn:No, that's what they're doing. They're going, their next project is through the bar. Mitzi's bar, what's Ciro's?

40:06Bobby Lee:To the main room. To the main room. That's genius. That's needs to happen. That's gonna happen. yeah because because otherwise you can't get back there yeah for people that don't know that's that they used to be called a video room back when we were young lads now they made it a bar for comics yeah it's beautiful but kovid shut it down they couldn't have it back there and then they reopened it again it's beautiful have you seen the new design it's stunning it's stunning yeah they did a great job anyway is there any way we could turn on the air yeah it's like a sweatshop it's a sauna yeah in here yeah this is a new big thing in the world the the no ac dude i my ac kicked out last night and i was like rut row rut row had the guy come today to help fix it yeah i i have fans i have emergency fans stocked i have fans and ac i'm still i still sweat at night yeah i have a fans

40:50Khalyla Kuhn:ac and that man with a fucking fan all right dad i could double yeah i triple you dude it's me yeah yeah harlos comes over and spans my face yeah you would with air conditioning and fans going so hot yeah it's been it's so hot i know yeah kind of makes you and it's worse in other areas i get it Right? But it's like, I don't like it. It's way worse.

41:11Bobby Lee:It's like 120 in Phoenix right now.

41:13Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, yeah. I tell my mom every night. I go, don't go outside. Don't leave the house. She's in the desert. Yeah. Why are you laughing? My mom could have a heat stroke. Death Valley's at 134 right now.

41:27Bobby Lee:Dude, imagine. I didn't know what that is. Shaka. Shaka. Shaka, dog. Yeah. Luke Desert in Iran and Kuwait in the Middle East reach, reach, reach what? 115. 15 what no no no luke desert gets up to 159 how's that even real nothing's there yeah nothing's there hot desert oh my god in iran they have war missiles and hot yeah wow we would kill them with

41:51Khalyla Kuhn:hot and they still win they're still winning still winning yeah we'll shift it nope i i i i'm still

42:00Bobby Lee:on team usa not me i'm i'm reading i'm reading iranian books right now trying to learn man yeah i'm trying my china's helping them it's crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah it's getting bad it's getting

42:12Khalyla Kuhn:and what are we gonna do about it nothing nothing nothing i i'll vote no yes i'll vote i'll vote though what you don't vote yeah but i i contribute to john ossoff and talarico oh that's right that's so funny he'll give but he won't vote because they're not even my district they want your okay

42:31Bobby Lee:yeah that's true you can't yeah yeah it doesn't make a difference they're not in my district that's

42:34Khalyla Kuhn:my point it's not we have to balance like you're fucking you think you're the balance you're not right but we have to have a fucking balance i'm all this oh no you're not you're yank i think all

42:42Bobby Lee:this heat is i think all this heat is mom donnie i think it's his fault it maybe gotta be mom donnie i'm not gonna go there i'm gonna blame it on mom yeah socialists they caused this heat rise yeah no it's because of them that we go up listen i think it's this i think it's um be a good socialist give everyone heat i don't want any more it's global warming denialists

43:03Khalyla Kuhn:over the years these fucking huge companies and you know i mean now we're at this place where it's like there's no going back i don't believe in it i'm gonna play devil's advocate i don't believe okay it's not real all right because at some point right if there's no way of going back and then what are we going to do?

43:19Bobby Lee:Nothing. We die. That was the plan. Yeah, but what about our children? We don't have kids. Yeah, that's right. That's right.

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45:33Khalyla Kuhn:Let me ask you this. I saw a video the other day of a married couple up until their 90s, and then they're both in the hospital. No. No The So this isn't Just let me finish Can I just get it out Right The female You know Dies And the And the husband dies Immediately after But in the reverse That doesn't happen The female lives Longer If we do Why is that Because they're free I know but why If I Okay if I had If I married my girlfriend and she dies, I'm not gonna die immediately after. You might. I don't think I would. We die statistically before them and then they live long, healthy. I know, but I think I would be like, hey, I could get on the dating apps.

46:25Khalyla Kuhn:No. Yeah, get on Raya again.

46:28Bobby Lee:No, God wouldn't let you, you'd be gone.

46:30Khalyla Kuhn:You'll get in Wrinkle by them.

46:33Bobby Lee:What?

46:34Khalyla Kuhn:What'd you say? The dating app Wrinkle. Yeah. Yeah. So good. Yeah, that's a good, yeah. Dating app?

46:43Bobby Lee:Yeah. Wrinkles is so good. Wrinkles is so good. I'm on sciatica. What? That's so good. Wrinkles the app? Yeah. No, you wouldn't want to go back to the app. See, if you were ever single, you'd never go back to the apps. You hated them when you fucking did them. I know, but I would get on some sort of old,

46:59Khalyla Kuhn:like what's the old people dating app? There's an old people dating app. Squatting and smoking?

47:02Bobby Lee:O 'Raya is that it.

47:03Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no, no, no. There's an old people dating app.

47:06Bobby Lee:Oh, plenty of fish.

47:07Khalyla Kuhn:Isn't that it? No, that's for everybody.

47:10Bobby Lee:Our time? Oh, sorry. Our time. Silver singles.

47:13Khalyla Kuhn:Our time.

47:13Bobby Lee:Go on silver singles right now. I want to see what that looks like. Yeah. That's all silver.

47:17Khalyla Kuhn:I want to see what the women look like.

47:18Bobby Lee:Qualify now, Bob.

47:21Khalyla Kuhn:What's the age?

47:21Bobby Lee:It says 50.

47:22Khalyla Kuhn:Over 50.

47:23Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. Look at the photo.

47:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Safe, simple, silver singles. Yeah, no way. Boop. I wouldn't get... I... That's a... That's a... Boop. That's a form of sex. That's foreplay. Boop. Yeah. Boop, yeah. Boop, a nose boop.

47:40Bobby Lee:That's how they hook up now.

47:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, wow. They do ask them a kissing. Yeah, yeah. They're nasty. They're nasty, dude. They're dirty birds. Obviously, seeking arrangements is the one you want. I'd have to know where my dick's at. Well, you know exactly. It should be the same place. No, no, no, no. It should be where you left it. I know where it is now. I know the location of it now. That's what, no. Just put an air tag on that thing.

48:05Bobby Lee:And you'll know where it is.

48:06Khalyla Kuhn:The condition of where it's at. It's in perfect condition. i know but when i when i'm 80 is what i'm saying like at 80 will i have sexual desire will i want you know i mean i'd have to know i check in i would assume i don't think so i think it dies at 70 for men look at it look it up this is what you get blue chew gold it's the best silver for

48:26Bobby Lee:him yeah yeah wait but i'm gonna ask you guys all a question this is a good i was taking a piss on the in the airplane and i looked down at my wiener your wiener changes as you get older it gets different looks at it

48:37Khalyla Kuhn:mine looks like a hammerhead right now

48:40Bobby Lee:like the

48:42Khalyla Kuhn:the helmet the helmet is like much wider

48:46Bobby Lee:look at that yeah sexual desire remain active but be 70 beyond have your penis changed in the last like 10 years have you noticed a change in the wiener when I look at mine it looks a little different

48:54Khalyla Kuhn:what does yours look like I told you mine looks like a hammerhead

48:57Bobby Lee:my dick looks a little yeah like when I'm pissing it goes like this oh god my back is killing me

49:03Khalyla Kuhn:no Hold my balls Mine's philosophical I think therefore I am That's what my penis says

49:11Bobby Lee:Size and shape Yeah no not size it just looks a little different now Has the color changed

49:17Khalyla Kuhn:What are you talking about It's gray blue Oh that's not good Should I untie that thing It's not breathing Is it blue It's bright blue That's not good dude you gotta go to the hospital What What? I got smurfed it.

49:34Bobby Lee:Papa smurfed it. Wow. The amount of times too when I was fire crotch. That was all when I was a kid, fire crotch.

49:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

49:41Bobby Lee:Fire crotch was a -

49:42Khalyla Kuhn:It is red.

49:43Bobby Lee:Yeah. No, the skin itself is bright white. Yeah. Never seen - But it's very good. It's a fine, fine - It's in fine condition.

49:51Khalyla Kuhn:I don't believe it's bright blue right now.

49:53Bobby Lee:No, it's not, but it's just changed a little. Maybe it looked different to the window.

49:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

49:56Bobby Lee:As I peed in the bathroom. When you pee on a plane, you don't put the seat up, you just pee.

50:02Khalyla Kuhn:No, I do.

50:03Bobby Lee:I use pee. I do. I use pee. I just shit everywhere. I shit everywhere. I shit everywhere.

50:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. You know what I had to do the other day for the first time is hook it. What? I had to hook it. What do you mean? What do you think I mean?

50:17Bobby Lee:Pull it out the side?

50:18Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no. I had to stick my finger and hook it. Why? Because it was, I'm tired of like, you know what I mean? My asshole as a clip. You know, clipping. Don't clip it. get it all out right but it clips at the end right and i hook it crazy dude no i'm sorry i'm hooking it i'm digging it out why how big Adele doesn't do tom cruise movie i'm digging yeah tom cruise's movie yeah yeah i'm digger okay you don't dig it and never ever oh i dig it and you know i googled it hot chicks do it yeah yeah are you a hot chick and you yeah hot chicks

50:58Bobby Lee:and me do it. They don't. Do hot chicks clip and dig? Do hot chicks clip and dig?

51:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will say this. I have to admit, I did it like four months ago. Exactly. Thank you so much. I clip every time. Why? Were you having trouble? Yeah, me too. I was tired of it. Fiber. Yeah, we got to eat more fiber, bud. I eat beans. Do you want to take Metamucil? Yeah, I've tried all of that and it just hardens in there. Nothing like the hood. It's like my poo looked at Medusa. Frozen. Back to the Iliad. Yeah, yeah. Nolan, do that. Put that in the movie. Yeah, put that in the movie. Yeah.

51:38Bobby Lee:Free, a poof. You've never clipped. Never touched it.

51:41Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

51:41Bobby Lee:Not interested in it.

51:42Khalyla Kuhn:But then you wash your hands ferociously. You must. You must and always.

51:46Bobby Lee:But that's why you have shiny nails. Yeah. Nothing sticks to those. It's like a top coat.

51:52Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

51:53Bobby Lee:You're going to stop doing that at some point, yeah? Painting your nails. Why? I'm sick of it. I don't like it I don't know why it's like too shiny Yeah maybe Are you still doing your toes? Oh yeah for sure Does your girlfriend paint your toes ever?

52:10Khalyla Kuhn:No

52:10Bobby Lee:We go to a pro She's been doing her whole life though Girls have been painting their nails their whole lives

52:16Khalyla Kuhn:Because I have to admit something Out loud One of the toes I have to go to hospital You have like gangrene on it? No not gangrene No, it's just, it's just gang yellow. I banged it against, uh, you know what I mean? A bedpost. I've done that a thousand times. Right. It turned black. The nail fell off. That's gang. It's gang green. No. And it's not gang green, dude. It's not green. Gang black. It's gang green. Yeah. It's gang black. Yeah. And I had to, now I have a artificial one, a plastic one that I have to keep super gluing on.

52:49Bobby Lee:You have a fake toe? Yeah. Subnull hematoma. Collection of blood trapped underneath the toenail caused by trauma.

52:54Khalyla Kuhn:So I got, yeah, I got to go to the hospital and go to my doctor and go, what the fuck is going on here?

52:59Bobby Lee:They're going to go, what's going on? It should have come in four months ago when it started changing color. Now you might get the toe amputated. I don't care about it. You don't like the big, it's the big toe.

53:08Khalyla Kuhn:Well, I, you know what my doctor said? I already talked about, did I talk about this? What my dentist said? No. About your toe? Yeah, I have gingivitis down there.

53:23Khalyla Kuhn:What did he say My dentist said Six months ago You gotta get them all removed Every tooth You're gonna get veneers No I'm gonna get dentures first No Yeah I'm gonna have fake ones Let me see which one Why they're all falling out How many are fake now There's none fake But he's like You gotta get them all removed Cause they're all sick Oh So at one point In a year or two I'm gonna be coming in here With like you know what I mean? All your teeth are bad? Pure gums. What is that? Are you not brushing ever? No, I'm so brushing. Too brushy? No, right now if I did what I did now in my 20s I would have all my teeth.

54:00Damn.

54:01Khalyla Kuhn:I floss you know what I mean? A little bit of hydrogen peroxide I brush twice I get into all of it.

54:07Bobby Lee:But they're dead. They're dead. He's cleaning dead bodies. He died. He's cleaning the dead bodies. Yeah. You gotta let him go. It's like that world

54:14Khalyla Kuhn:in the Odyssey. remember when Hades no where where uh Elliot Page comes alive yeah hell hell wait that was in Moana

54:26Bobby Lee:that scene in Moana no you know what the reason I bought those tickets to the show is because I you know like I like Death Cab I haven't I haven't really been a like a hardcore fan but that's how I go to shows now it's a last second I see it I'll buy it done fine

54:39Khalyla Kuhn:I'm in the Greek I go yeah I'm gonna go to the Greek I'll see a band I haven't seen in a long

54:43Bobby Lee:time. I seen them live years ago. I like them. I'm going to go see it.

54:46Khalyla Kuhn:I did the Stardew Valley concert there at the Greek. With the

54:50Bobby Lee:LA Philharmonic? No, I don't know what the

54:53Khalyla Kuhn:but it was beautiful.

54:54Bobby Lee:That's incredible if they played that.

54:55Khalyla Kuhn:And I went backstage to say hi to Eric. Oh, that's so cool. Right. And then he did a speech. He mentioned my name on stage. It got kind of applause. Some.

55:05Bobby Lee:It was like half applause, half nothing. I feel like you're a Stardew Valley legend at this point. You've talked about it so much. There's no way they don't.

55:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but it was a beautiful experience.

55:13Bobby Lee:It wasn't with them, but...

55:15Khalyla Kuhn:It was really beautiful. That's the last time I was at the Greek.

55:18Bobby Lee:The Greek to me is leaps and bounds better than the bowl. Yes.

55:22Khalyla Kuhn:I've never been to the bowl.

55:23Bobby Lee:Oh.

55:25Khalyla Kuhn:Never been to the bowl.

55:26Bobby Lee:Bring up the bowl schedule right now. I'm not going to the bowl. Please.

55:29Khalyla Kuhn:Because Highland is always trafficked. But the bowl does something that is amazing with the movies, with the music.

55:34Bobby Lee:It's incredible. With the LA Philharmonic, they play movies a lot.

55:36Khalyla Kuhn:I'm not going to the bowl ever.

55:38Bobby Lee:Okay. The firework special with Tchaikovsky. That's no. No. Give me a good show. I'll go. ZZ Top. No. Counting Crows. No. How to Train Your Jagged in Concert. No. John Mellencamp. No. Santana. Al Green. Al Green. He's still alive? No, it's an AI. Oh. Top Gun Maverick in Concert. Never. What? Yeah. There's nothing there that I'm going to be like, oh, I'll go to the bowl. Carlos, would you guys go see Top Gun with me? I'll go.

56:03Khalyla Kuhn:I go every year.

56:04Bobby Lee:It's so good. Oh, my God. You're so gay, dude. No. Keep going. Smooth Summer Jazz. That's going to be so good.

56:11Khalyla Kuhn:Look, this is for Vox.

56:11Bobby Lee:Muse, Portugal the Man.

56:12Khalyla Kuhn:Go go. This is for Bobby.

56:14Bobby Lee:Which one?

56:15Khalyla Kuhn:Amadeus.

56:16Bobby Lee:I would maybe do Amadeus. I would do that in concert. Yeah. I would definitely do that. And the John Williams

56:21Khalyla Kuhn:every year.

56:22Bobby Lee:Yeah, every single year. John Williams every year. He does like three weeks. John Williams Mellencamp? Who is it? No. John Williams the composer. I love him. Bocelli. Orville Peck. I love Orville Peck. Okay, enough. Hold on. Go down. I want to see there's one that's going to hit you hard.

56:35Khalyla Kuhn:Jose Gonzalez is great.

56:36Bobby Lee:Yeah, Jose Gonzalez. Yeah. Sound of music I'd go.

56:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and it's a sing-along. Not all the songs. The hills are alive with the sound of music. I'm a coconut on the island. I'm a coconut on the island. A deer, a female deer, Ray, a drop of golden sun. Me, a name. I call myself far. A long, long way to run.

57:05Bobby Lee:Wang, my friend from the corner store. Demetrius, my drug dealer.

57:13Khalyla Kuhn:We should all go together to one of these.

57:15Bobby Lee:I completely agree.

57:16Khalyla Kuhn:Someone would have to pick me up.

57:18Bobby Lee:Well, you know, we know Portugal the man. We could go see that show.

57:20Khalyla Kuhn:Here's the only way I would do the fucking bowl. With me? Talking Heads reunion. They're not there. The Smiths reunion. They're not there. I know. I'm just saying these are the only scenarios. Give me more reunions.

57:32Bobby Lee:High school reunion? What if they do that? What if they do your high school reunion there? Would you go? Yeah. You never went to one high school reunion, did you?

57:40Khalyla Kuhn:No. I was never invited

57:42Bobby Lee:No it's not They sent something They sent a thing out to everybody

57:46Khalyla Kuhn:I never was invited

57:47Bobby Lee:Did you ever go Carlos? No

57:49Khalyla Kuhn:Have you gone?

57:50Bobby Lee:No Yeah I just I just didn't It's a far way to It's a far far way to run Run I just didn't I couldn't See See I don't know Some people I haven't talked to In a long time

58:01Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know dude

58:02Bobby Lee:Get another drink for fun Go away Out the coward's door Rush Oh Rush is coming back Creed Triumph of an Alabama

58:12Khalyla Kuhn:The drummer What's his name? Dahmer Jeffrey Dahmer No no no The famous drummer What's his name? John Bonham Not John Bonham Oh from Rush Yeah what's his name? Oh In Legend

58:21Bobby Lee:Oh yeah fucking Neil Peart

58:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah Neil Peart He's gone But now they have Anika It doesn't matter Anika Neil Peart is gone It's not the same It's like You know what I mean Kim Deal leaving the Pixies It's not the same But they got a babe drummer now She's I don't care She rips It's like that Filipino dude or whatever singing for Journey or whatever. I'm not going to do it. It's like, you know, The Grateful Dead.

58:47Bobby Lee:It's like. Love the dead. I know, but it's like, it's not the same. Of course it's not the exact same, but they're. I want the same. Can't be, brother.

58:54Khalyla Kuhn:Please.

58:55Bobby Lee:The days are gone.

58:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

58:57Bobby Lee:You can't go back in that AI Instagram 90s video. It's over. It's all fake. None of it's real. Backstreet Boys, we can go see them. No, I'm not going to see any of it.

59:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

59:04Bobby Lee:And Eagles are back again at the sphere. Metallica who I've seen here at SoFi who's still fucking kill. But look at that. October to March. They booked so many tickets. Yeah, it's Metallica. It's crazy. It's fucking Metallica.

59:15Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I just watch it online now.

59:17Bobby Lee:Nah, The Sphere you've never even been to.

59:19Khalyla Kuhn:I've never, I won't do The Sphere yet.

59:20Bobby Lee:It boggles your fucking mind. It's one of the coolest live shows I've ever seen in my life. He went to go see, what'd you go see? You went to go see the movie.

59:27Khalyla Kuhn:What movie?

59:27Bobby Lee:When we were in Vegas.

59:29Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I'd watch The Odyssey at The Sphere. Oh, I bet that'd be incredible. That would be incredible. Insane. It's one of the coolest tech -

59:36Bobby Lee:Yeah, I would watch, okay, if the Odyssey ever plays the sphere, I'll go. But they only do like classic movies there now. They're not doing like new.

59:43Khalyla Kuhn:The process to make them like that. It's crazy. Oh, fuck the process. Trust it. Just do it.

59:48Bobby Lee:I mean, look at how, it is a cinematic masterpiece with music. We should do Bad Friends Live there. We'd sell 90 seats. 90, 100, 100. We'll get 100. Genuinely, you know how much the tickets go for for these fucking shows? Yeah. They're like$600 for like regular seats. It's a ripoff. Yeah. It's chaos. That's a sphere? That's the sphere, dude. It's a massive screen.

1:00:07Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God.

1:00:08Bobby Lee:I'd love to go. That I'll go because of screens. So cool. I love screens. You're a big screen guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see if they'll put Stardew Valley up there for him to play pre-show.

1:00:19Khalyla Kuhn:Imagine. That'd be so fun. Dude, imagine playing video games Warzone on that screen.

1:00:23Bobby Lee:I guarantee you in the future they're going to have video game competitions in there for sure. It's prime for that.

1:00:28Khalyla Kuhn:There's Chamolix on top of it. He was promoting Marty Supreme.

1:00:31Bobby Lee:Wow. What?

1:00:34Khalyla Kuhn:he went on top of it to promote the movie last year

1:00:36Bobby Lee:this was some executives idea and then they were like what does that have to do with anything and they're like just put them up there yeah

1:00:41Khalyla Kuhn:oh can I tell you can I tell you something about this yeah it's just something I wanted to talk maybe I'll save it no tell me it's something that I would like to admit right now from my heart and this is true truisms I call white people

1:00:58Bobby Lee:hi

1:00:58Khalyla Kuhn:are the best

1:01:00Bobby Lee:you finally came around

1:01:02Khalyla Kuhn:the dark wizard I saw it.

1:01:03Bobby Lee:The Dark Wizard and it made you - On HBO. Respect the whites? Yeah. Thank you.

1:01:08Khalyla Kuhn:Neil Potter.

1:01:10Bobby Lee:Thank you, man. Is that his name? Finally getting recognition. Dean Potter, Dean Potter.

1:01:14Khalyla Kuhn:You know what it's about, dude? It's Dean Potter and Alex Honnold's war.

1:01:20Bobby Lee:Between the two free solo guys?

1:01:22Khalyla Kuhn:Well, Dean Potter was old school. And when Alex Honnold came on the scene, there was a competition. I love that. And they were doing extreme shit, dude.

1:01:32Bobby Lee:and when you guys go in extreme you go extreme yeah yeah you won't see an asian up there no

1:01:38Khalyla Kuhn:yeah black guys you won't see a black guy up there i'm going up that mother why are you free-souling i love it it's great yeah when the whites go crazy we go you guys go ultimate and you can understand the wars see what do you see you fight he finally gets it forever i know i know

1:01:56Bobby Lee:you guys I it took me a long time to even admit it but it's worth watching it's worth watching

1:02:01Khalyla Kuhn:because any minorities out there you guys got to get more extreme no what because when you see this these documentaries right you'll know to stay away from them to the whites yes you're too extreme for me bud I don't do that shit yeah you do dude your schedule is extreme that is true I'm in Scotland you know what I mean it's extreme behavior way too next month yeah you're going

1:02:24Bobby Lee:Australia. You're going down where the whites are.

1:02:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and I don't want to go.

1:02:28Bobby Lee:Yeah, you do.

1:02:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, you want to go. I don't want to go. I love performing for the fans. I love seeing the fans. It's just going there. The flight? Yeah. You'll fall asleep. You don't even know what happened. Yeah. I'm sweating right now. I'm sweating my balls off. My balls off. Like, everything is, like, humid in here.

1:02:43Bobby Lee:It's become...

1:02:44Khalyla Kuhn:Unbearable.

1:02:44Bobby Lee:Unbearable. Intolerable. It's intolerable.

1:02:47Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And you know what? Yeah. Thank you, whites.

1:02:50Bobby Lee:Thank you, whites. Yeah. Thank you, whites, for being bad friends. Yeah. Thank you, whites.

1:02:54Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you for being a bad friend. Right.

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