Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin

19:39Bobby Lee:Let me tell you something, honey, they're real nice. They're real fun to suck on. Wow, that's disappointing. She's always been fun on talk shows about it. She's a good actress too. She's the shit. Dolly Parton's the shit. Was she in Steel Magnolias? Is that the movie she was in? Yep. Do you like that movie? It was good. I love that movie I haven't seen it in a long time yeah yeah I love Steel McNolias is she on Raya? have you seen her on Raya? yeah would you have I wouldn't even swipe for her why? just the it's just where would you take Dolly Parton? that's just like where do you go? you know what I mean I don't know any barbecue shops really or shop?

20:15you gonna take me to a barbecue shop? you sweet little noodle you come on baby let's go to a barbecue shop yeah yeah like I don't know I don't know cowboy stores you know what I mean I don't know any of that Y 'all won't believe it.

20:26Bobby Lee:Bobby Lee was knobbing on my knobs. He was slopping on my knobs the other day. Yeah. I just don't know where to take her. She's still pretty sexy. Yeah. How old is Sally Field now? Oh, so old. 79. Wow. Still a babe though. Yeah. After all these years. Legend. You know why these women are still babes? Like her. Because she didn't fuck with her face. Yeah, Julia Roberts doesn't fuck with her face. That's why she looks so pretty. Yeah, 58. She's 60 years old. She's a mega babe. It's amazing. Dylan McDermott, what's this about? You like him? He's 64. He's 64 and he looks great. You like this guy? Yeah, you like him?

21:06You know what? I do like him more than Sally Field.

21:09Bobby Lee:I would fuck him more. You're off your head. Yeah. Sally Field is a legend. Dylan McDermott, he's not a legend. His looks are compared to... Bradley Cooper just did something weird to his face. He did. I saw that on that thing. I know. Hey, on March 27th, the ass-kicking comedy event of the year drops. Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice streaming only on Hulu. It stars Vince Vaughn, James Marson, and Asa Gonzalez. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, Vince Vaughn? Yeah, man. He's twice as tall as rain. I think more than that. Well, in this movie, there are two of them. He time travels back to fix a night that went horribly wrong.

21:41So your entire 20s?

21:43Bobby Lee:Exactly, but he goes back as his own wingman. Two Vince Vaughns trying to save the day. I need that. Future Bobby just slaps my phone out of my hand and goes, don't text her. There's mob stuff, action, chaos, and it's rated R. Mob stuff? You'd fold immediately, dude. I would thrive in the mob. You have substitute teacher energy. Rude, but fair. The trailer's actually hilarious. Big action, dumb decisions, double Vince Vaughn, and paired with James Marsden. I'm sold. Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice streaming March 27th, only on Hulu, rated R. Which means don't watch it with your mom. Or Bobby's mom.

22:18Warby Parker. You know, your wife's glasses. You know, I always compliment them.

22:22Bobby Lee:Yeah, because the blue light glasses, they look good and they're practical. They're useful. so you're not staring at your phone all day hurting your eyeballs thanks to Warby Parker. So those glasses are Warby Parker? Those are Warby Parkers. Oh my God. Yes, they are. And seriously, nothing comes close on quality, Andrew. True. Price, selection, and customer service. Once you buy from Warby Parker, you realize how much easier they've made the entire process. Their virtual try-on is a total game changer. If you've never used this, it is amazing. You can literally try on glasses from your phone before you buy them.

22:48Bobby Lee:It's nuts. You just, you know, you face the phone and it'll digitally put glasses on you so you can see what they look like on your face, how they fit. and no joke, they can vouch for this. I was just out in Arizona and I went to a Warby Parker because my sunglasses broke and I bought a new pair. So thank you, Warby Parker. And the prescription glasses start at$95 so you can actually get quality and stylish frames at an affordable price. They really are affordable and they're incredible. It's high quality and not at some cheapo peepo price. It's well-priced. It's worth it. And Warby Parker is covered by major eye insurance plans so they make it incredibly easy to use.

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24:17Bobby Lee:I love that movie. I love that movie too. What a crazy movie. I saw that before. I was supposed to. Look at the cast. Zoom in. Can you zoom in at the cast? Wilford Brimley. Wilford Brimley when he did Cocoon. How old was he when he did Cocoon?

24:33He's looked the same. Yeah, yeah. How old was he when he did Cocoon? He was 49. He was 50 years old. Dude. Like you right now. I know. Isn't that insane? I'm 54. I'm five, six years older than him.

24:44Bobby Lee:Yeah, but this means you could have a research. I know, but he was in a fucking, you know what I mean, nursing home in the movie. Actors did look so much older. Why did he look so old? Everybody looked older back then because nobody took care of themselves. He's probably ripping two packs a day, drinking every night. There's no like Korean, they probably didn't know about Korean facial creams or whatever. Look at that. That's Paul Rudd at 52 and Wilford Brimley at 52. Isn't that insane? That looks like his son. Yeah. Grandson even. Yeah, this is because no one cared back then. It's unbelievable.

25:18Bobby Lee:You didn't need to take care of yourself. It didn't matter. In fact, you probably got more roles when you got older, looking older because they needed older people in movies. Yeah, but in 2026, if he was like 48, he'd look different, you think? What could he do to look more hipster? He's got Balenciaga on. Hell yeah. Right. Are you shopping a Gucci? He's got a Gucci slide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, what could he do? I'm sure there's a fix. Yeah. Look at you. You don't look 54. Most people on the internet think we're the same age. I know, but in the 50s, I think I would look still the same. Like the way I look now, you don't think I would?

25:54No chance.

25:55Bobby Lee:You would be an old Korean man in the 50s. Really? An old Haggerty Korean man in the 50s. What? Well, you wouldn't be in the business, first of all. Yeah, but what do I do different now that would, what do you mean? What do you mean? Were there any Korean actors in the 50s? No, no, no. I mean, that's what I'm saying. You wouldn't have been in. Yeah. There had to have been maybe one. Who is that? Yeah, it was tough. Oh, there you go. Key actors in the 50s, South Korean film industry, because you have your own independent film industry. Yeah. Barry Wood. I'd have to go back to Korea to work, I think.

26:27Bobby Lee:Yeah, but look at that. They look pretty. Yeah. But they're all very young, I bet. They're all probably 19 to 25. They were very young back then. Yep. Like in that guy on the right, playing 40, but he's 20. Yeah. That's what they did back then. You'd play much older as a younger person. Yeah. I mean, Judy Garland was 16 in Wizard of Oz, right? Or 15 or something. Wow. And they made her pretend. They put her in that film as if she's a young woman, but she's a high schooler. Yeah. Wow. Crazy, crazy times. What a great movie. Wizard of Oz. Honestly? Yeah. No. I mean, for the time. Yeah. What don't you like about Wizard of Oz?

27:06Bobby Lee:I don't like that when they get to the wizard. Oh, here we go. He's just a little weak man behind a curtain. I understand the message, but I want him to be more badass. Honest Schwarzenegger. Yeah. You came back. You followed the road. You follow the road How did you find me All episode Yeah boost it up And the whiz right that was the black version The black version yeah I would love an Asian version That'd be great If you look at the Tin Man you look it's made in China

27:42We've lost Toto The first scene

27:45Bobby Lee:Yeah Toto's gone And then all you hear is this character go The lion Yeah, the lion I didn't eat him Okay, cowardly lion That'd be amazing Yeah But who would be the witch? No yellow brick road Because they would get lost They would get lost on the road Camera wise They would just blend in They would just blend in, right? Follow the red brick road We do white road White road Follow the white road

28:16Bobby Lee:They should do an Asian whiz Yeah, they should do an Asian whiz The Black Wiz, that was Michael Jackson, right? Uh-huh. Did he write that movie? I don't think so. But he wrote the soundtrack. Yeah. Yeah. Far to the Arabic roll. Far to the Arabic roll. Far to, far to, far to, far to, far to the Arabic roll.

28:38Yeah. No, bad? No, very good. Yeah, and the monkeys too, right? Didn't they have monkeys, flying monkeys in that?

28:47Bobby Lee:And they were really depressed all those actors Like the little people on that were treated So awful And then the rumor that one guy killed himself Ended up being not true Really who They said a little person actor hung himself in the woods And apparently you could see it in the original cut But that's not true And Brad looks different huh 49 There's just something about it You know what they represented Yeah This is Jim Henson in there like

29:19I mean look I mean it doesn't look real by the way why didn't they get those are all

29:23Bobby Lee:really old men and they should have gotten little people little kids yeah or just get little kids to play little people yeah no but that wouldn't have been dude imagine that wouldn't have been okay yeah imagine if you were a dwarf actor and you didn't get the role I didn't get it what what i mean come on there's 10 000 rolls i didn't get it nothing not even a callback you know they all shared one trailer they put them all in one trailer one trailer yeah it's how awful they were treated so poorly they talk about it they were it was so awful the way that this movie was filmed the way they did it and also she was treated like shit she was abused the whole time it's crazy oh yeah what's his name in legend um yeah imagine dude scenes and tattooing in that thing.

30:08For hours. For hours. I imagine that. You'd do it. I mean. You'd do it. After, I think after I did Star Wars, the success, I think the first time you're doing it, you're like, no one's going to watch this. And I'm in this tin can in the desert.

30:25Bobby Lee:But you still get the praise of the fans because they know it's you. Because they promote it as you. I know, but no one knew Star Wars was going to be that big. No, not the first one. Yeah, so in the first one, and he's like, fuck this. You know what I mean? And then the second one, he's probably like, yeah, put me in that. Imagine the call from his agent. We did it. Wait, wait. He has dwarf agents? You think they have regular - Hey, Joe, you did it. You got the part. You want someone like you to represent you. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you should have Asian representation.

30:55I used to, I still kind of have a Korean agent. I think you should have more. Lawrence Haar. Commercial. Lawrence Haarstein. No.

31:03Bobby Lee:Half Asian, half Jewish. He chases his name. Where are these Jewish Asian agents? We need them. Oh, no. Oh, my God. One of the trees from Lord of the Rings is here, guys. Get in there, dude. You're not doing anything. You're fine. Ladies and gentlemen, for our fans at home, we have a guest that joined us, one of our favorite people on earth. Very funny. I like you. A ballot holder, a potential inductee to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Blake. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Blake Griffin. Blake Griffin. You know this, right? He is on the ballot to go to the Hall of Fame. Yeah. I don't know much. Yeah.

31:38Yeah. Yeah. I don't know much about it, but... But I'll tell you this, though. I'll tell you this. I know that you're a professional basketball player. Was. Was. Right. But I don't judge it by that.

31:49Bobby Lee:Who did he play for? What? Who did he play for? Fuck you. Name anybody he played for. Fuck off, dude. Go ahead. What? He played for 35 teams. How many teams did you play for? I played for... I played for... Just start naming. The Nuggets. Nope. Fuck! The Golden, what's it, The Golden? Ah, The Golden. Yes, The Goldens! The Goldens? What's it called? It all goes back to Asian-themed stuff. Golden State Warriors, yeah. Golden State Warriors. He's like, ah, the sun. The rising sun. Were you on the dragons? When were you on the dragons? This is embarrassing for me, dude. You're more of a - Keep going.

32:26Bobby Lee:You can guess. I know you can guess. Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Trailblazers. Brazers is crazy. You are sticking with it That's crazy How many more shots? The dynamite mines He was in those Oh dynamite mines I think that's lying There's no dynamite mines Utah dynamite mines Yeah yeah What city Yeah Was the hub For no longer needing The railroads That Hmm Oh salt What? No like think about Where were cars Give me different It was like the home Detroit There you go There's one Yeah yeah yeah What's the team name? The fucking Lions Yes Yeah dude You played for the Lions? I played center for the Lions. I thought that was football.

33:05It is? It is, yeah. You're not a football player. What is it? Give me the first initial of the... P. P. Detroit... Pistons. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Detroit Pistons.

33:15Bobby Lee:Here you go, buddy. Did Blake Griffin ever play basketball here in Los Angeles? I thought he played for the Lakers, but no. Is there another team in LA? What? Is there another team in LA? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Lakers. Give me the first initial. C. Not the Celtics Yes I did play for the Celtics Did you really? That's not the LA That's Boston That's Boston Yes Clippers Yeah Clippers Yeah There's one more But this one could be tough Give me the city No the city Is that giveaway Yeah I'm gonna give you the I'll give you the state Yeah Give me the state Give me the state New York Oh the New York The New York The New York Give me the first initial No no no Come on Why Because I want you to find it okay in fact the team didn't used to be in new york they were in new jersey yeah maybe that helps it won't that's that makes it substantially harder can you just give me the first initial man you're making it embarrassing it's uh it's an integral part to a basketball hoop that's right the name of the team cylinders yes oh yes the new york cylinders the brooklyn cylinders even if we tell you the brooklyn do you know what the brooklyn you know the team in brooklyn do you know who they are let's just move on okay yeah yeah give me the initial first initial well what is the part of a basketball hoop that you know other than the rim yeah the rim and the and the net there's no fucking new york nets that's right there's not is there nets yes we just told you this oh really brooklyn nets fuck dude yeah you're really good on that dude here i am thanks man you're a big fan right yeah zoom into that real fast that's a great squad by the way look at that dude look at the powerhouse oh yeah but here's what can you name any of those guys I'll try.

34:58Can you know which one's Blake?

35:00Bobby Lee:How about that? All the way to the right. There it is. Yeah. Spunky Webb. Is he in that? Yeah. Spunky Webb is in the top middle. Who else? Name these guys. I know you know them. David Chambers. David Chambers on the top left. Yes. Very good. There's always one African guy like Frank Aluminumajan. No, it's Aluminumajan. Aluminumajan. Aluminumajan. Okay. Close though. Yeah. So, and also there's always a Croatian or something. Yes. There's actually a Native American on that team right there. Okay. Yeah. Really? Which one's Native American? Shadow Wolf. Yes. Is there a Shadow Wolf? I will say about that guy, he got the ball stolen from him every single game.

35:37Bobby Lee:But they gave him his own little court. Gave him a little side court. And he gets to play there. I don't know much, dude. I don't know much. It doesn't matter. But this was an amazing team. Fear the Beard, number 13 is there. Durant. James Harden. That's a crazy crew. Who's the white guy? You know who the white guy is? Is he a legend? he's an awesome guy he's a great guy but he's a basketball legend he's not like the hall of fame type like John Stockton that's a legend one of the best players of all time Stockton is? I can't believe I even know that John Stockton? you know more players than you lead on name another famous basketball player go fast I know you know Magic Johnson who else?

36:25We got Scottie Pippen 100 % See I know you know You know the old He does You're killing this dude Yeah I remember the Phoenix Suns Chambers The center forward

36:36Bobby Lee:Center forward for the Phoenix Suns Chambers What's his first name? Tom Chambers Tom Chambers There you go Chambers of Commerce How do you know Tom Chambers? Because of video games Video games Yeah Yeah Video games should help Yeah There he is Tom Chambers Do you know him Tom Chambers? I don't think I've I may have met him before. Yeah. What legends have you met? Look, I got to throw this. What? Most of them, if they're still alive. Why are you laughing? He's with Jordan. He's about to get into the Hall of Fame. I know. He's great. Well, he knows the legends. He is a legend. This is more about you.

37:07No, no, no, no. Can I just say something? Yeah. Right? There's certain comedy legends that I don't know. Who? I've never met. Fuck. Russell Brand. You're right. I know Russell. Oh, you know Russell.

37:21Bobby Lee:You know everybody. And everybody knows you. There is one legend I don't know. Ram Dass. You're not familiar with Ram Dass. Ram Dass, I don't know. Yeah, you don't know him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me think. Who have I not met? You've met Eddie. Eddie Murphy. You've met Eddie. I've never met Eddie. We met him together. No, I've never met Eddie Murphy. I just recently got an Instagram notification. See if I still have it. From whom? Oh, no. It's going to be a big name, dude. No, no, no. Deepak Chopra? Richard Pryor started following me. Whoa. Whoa. That's a good one. Good news, bad news. One, he's alive.

37:55Good news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he hanging out with Epstein? I don't know. That really shocked me.

38:01Bobby Lee:Richard Pryor started following you. Does Richard Pryor follow you? No. God, I'm a little bum that Pryor followed you from the grave. Maybe Rain Pryor. You know his daughter. Oh, right. Maybe she runs the account. Maybe Rain Pryor does, yeah. Richard - Do you know her daughter? Yeah, Rain Pryor, yeah. Let me see if I can find the screenshot of it. Wait. Richard Pryor. Is his icon him on fire? He follows y 'all too. Hey, he does follow me, but I don't follow him back. Does he follow me? Yeah. I didn't know whether to follow back or not. I don't think it's a follow back. This is a corporate account run by someone else.

38:34Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. He follows like a Kill Tony. Yeah, he's a big Kill Tony fan. Oh, right here, here we go. Richard Pryor started following you. That's huge. Wow. Larry Bird, you know him? Yeah, yeah. I met him one time. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. The Hick from French Lick. That's what they call him. Really? The Hick from French. Talk the most shit. Yeah. He was a dog, right? He would talk. Oh, he was awesome. Heavy shit. Wait, I want to, this reminds me, on the car ride, you're going to fucking love this. On the car ride from this weekend when we were on tour, so this guy that opens for me, Devontre Coleman, great comic.

39:05Bobby Lee:He's sitting there and he kind of giving me looks because the driver's saying a couple things, uncomfortable things. And he goes, well, I'll tell you what, you guys are better than Tupac. I had him and he was not nice. And Devontre goes, you had Tupac in the car? He goes, just a couple months ago, had him. I go, well, we should alert the press. That's fucking huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Devontree's giving me the, don't egg this guy on, because he's going to say wild shit. Yeah. And then I go, yeah, so what was Tupac's deal? He's like, well, he brought weed, and they lost his bag, and he had to have his pot.

39:42Bobby Lee:And I was like, Tupac lost his weed that he traveled. By the way, Oregon, weed's very legal there. So Tupac brought weed a couple months ago and lost his bag. And then he goes, yeah. And I go, you sure it was Tupac? He goes, oh yeah. He sings Funky Cold Medina. That's a swear to God. In Oregon. This is in Oregon. Oregon, Funky Cold Medina. Staying true to the West Coast. Yeah, who is of course Tone Loke. Ah. Not Tupac. Tupac Tone Loke. And I said, are you sure it's not Tone Loke? He goes, that's who it is. That was him. Well, he was a meanie. And then I have to give you one more story. This guy blew my mind.

40:19Bobby Lee:So the car gets quiet and he pipes up again. Somehow we're joking around about the files, about the Epstein files. And then he goes, I go, well, they should public execute. They should just do like, we should do public execution. And it should be pay-per-view. You'd pay for it. And we're joking around about it. And then he goes, I agree. I agree. And I go, yeah, you like that? We should take out everyone on the list. He goes, yeah, I prefer just historically because of me i prefer hanging myself and devontre just slowly turned and i was like all right brother i think uh let's stop chatting i'm gonna get on my phone now he literally said i prefer hanging wow and i was like oh hanging oh boy it was because you forget dude oregon's the west coast but rural oregon is not the rural oregon is not uh are you like a get in the uber or is this like a driver it's a driver if that works get in and you right away you're like all right let me feel him out or because i try to go quiet because you never know what you're going to open up and then i always get nervous i'm like if they're familiar with you at all with for you it's got to be impossible for them to not know who you are we can kind of get away with it sometimes but then i think they're listening to every word that we're saying yeah so especially if i'm with people that are opening for me i'm always like we should because sometimes people talk about stuff that we know and friends i'm always like let's not he can hear he's going to listen also a lot A lot of drivers have those little cameras.

41:43Bobby Lee:Cameras. I think about that all the time. I mostly think about it when I'm just getting a bug. Just huffing a bug. You just make eye contact. You talk to them right when you get in? I just, there's the, hey, hello. How are you? And then I try to, sometimes I just take AirPods and I go, hey, guys. Yeah, I'm here. I'm in a car, so I'm going to be on mute, but I'm listening. Watch TikTok videos. So good. I did the phone call thing, too, but the ride was like an hour and a half. It was tough to keep that up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to improvise a fake phone call for two hours. No, Johnny! You know what I mean?

42:17He was at the halfback, he's a halfback guy.

42:20Bobby Lee:Just making shit up. How did we lose the deal? Yeah, yeah. How did we lose it? Yeah, two hours of that. We had a driver in England that we had on video that we posted. We were asking him questions because we really wanted to know. Like he showed us the studio, right? That was Abbey Road was a court of that, right? And then we pass it and we're like, what's that? And he's like, oh, it's a good school. And we're like, oh, shit, I don't understand a word this guy did. He laughed so hard. He was just mumbling through everything. And he'd go, oh, yeah? And we're like, yeah, sure, that's fine. He talked to us forever.

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45:08Invest in your health today. Visit prenuvo.com. That's P-R-E-N-U-V-O dot com. What size shoes are those? 15. 16. Really? Yeah, 16. My God, dude.

45:20Bobby Lee:Yeah, we could never share. Huge feet. You want to throw them on? No, I don't want to throw them on. Yeah, come on. Let me see you with his shoes on. You're 6 '9". Mm-hmm. Holy shit. Are you dating, married? What's going on with you? I'm just getting right down to it. He's always interested. Yeah, I go direct. Because if you have that big a feet, he's kind of - I bonds on you. Oh, you're interested in me? Yeah. Oh. Not sexually. Oh, okay. Yeah, how dare you? Spiritually? Yeah, spiritually maybe. Emotionally? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you dating? What's going on? Yeah. I'm engaged. Yeah. I'm engaged.

45:51Thanks. Amazing, amazing. Thank you so much.

45:54Bobby Lee:And guess who's going to be the flower girl? Bobby. I would be - You would be such a cute flower. Oh my gosh. I would be the best. A little sundress. I would literally do it. Just floating down the - Yeah, yeah, I would literally do it. You with the flower. I mean, you'd make it such a show. Yeah. Do you have a date already or no? September, yes. Labor Day weekend. 9-11. I made 9-11, wow. September 11. It's a good time to do it. Love is in the air. Yeah. Never forget. Did you instantly, when you met her, did you instantly know she's the one or did it take time? She's pretty, yeah, pretty special from the beginning.

46:25Bobby Lee:he's looking for love is why he's so inquisitive because he's we're trying to find him love again because he's really he wants it back let's get down I'm dating somebody oh how's that going on how'd you guys meet yeah yeah at the comedy store but I'm you know is she a comic no no no no you're dating someone but I'm saying like you want marriage now you're ready yeah yeah you're ready to go it's beautiful yeah he wants it I think I'm ready yeah yeah but um what makes you know you're ready he's 54 oh okay wow Wow. I'm about to die. That's how I know. My God. Yeah. We just bought his plot of land to bury him in.

47:01Bobby Lee:So we figured we get that done. Then we get a headstone. Get married on the plot of land. Yeah. Save a little. I've been taking a lot of these lately. Yeah. That's a plug for the show. No, but this is real. I asked Carlos last night. I go, bring more blue. The funniest thing is we do do blue chew reads for the show, but Bobby eats the bags. He rips through them and then we don't have them to do the reads because he's like, they're at the house. You're just popping them like. Oh my God. No, no, no. It's just like, because I'm on Lexapro, you cannot get even a wreck. Not at all? At all. So the Lexapro and the Blue Chew are just fighting.

47:32Yeah, they're fighting each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who wins? That's the commercial. Blue Chew wins every time, baby! That is a great commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need it. You do. Really, it works, though. But without - Coming is hard. Okay. Coming is hard. But without the Lexapro, you're fine.

47:46Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home. You've seen that, right? Arnold, God, it's the best. Wait, but without the Lexapro, you are fine. If I wasn't on it, no, yeah, I'd be fine. But you feel so much better on Lex. It's really astounding how it affects your sex drive. What are they called, SSRIs? Oh, like whole drive. I think the whole drive. Even now, it's like last night I was at the comedy show. We were at the show. And I was going in the back and there was a really cute girl and she grabbed my wrist. And she's like, where are you going? Right? And I'm like, I'm going home.

48:19I think that's the Lexapro talking. To take my future. Yeah, like I didn't even, because normally what I would do is I'd wait for the whole show to end. Yeah. Then I'd position myself, smoke a cigarette outside of the main room door. I know what you do. Yeah, and then you grab them and go, what's up, you have fun? Right, but I didn't even do that. I did this and I went home. But then if you did this and then you got in your car, popped the Bluetooth, then you're like, I'm gonna go have a chat with that lady. Yeah, then I have to drive back. Yeah, you gotta go back. Yeah, but it affects my sex drive, I think.

48:46Bobby Lee:That's something that ball players can't do. Like you can't wait outside of the stadium, have a cigarette. No, I usually don't. But you know guys will use the bench attendants, the locker room attendants. They sit out there on the court during the game and they'll use them. Oh really? They'll do that? Go talk to that girl from - yeah, they sent them over. That's great. Like the single guys, obviously. It's like Carlos is like your runner. Yeah. Except I would take the girls from the players. Mmm, okay, player. I see you. I would do half and half. What are you - She said no, man. You said - Exactly.

49:18Bobby Lee:You're saying if you're an assistant at an NBA game, you would get a girl over Blake Griffin? Yeah. If he was pointing at a girl, I'd be like, hey, Blake, he's got some other girls tonight, but you roll with me. Maybe we'll see him at 3 a.m., 4 a.m. Same one I do with Bob. That is exactly. That is precisely. I'm joking. No, no. I let it go. I let it go. No, that is legitimately true. It's the ketamine talking. The ketamine. Yeah. Are you guys doing ketamine? No, I'm not on ketamine. Yeah, he's on ketamine Saturday night. He was on this weekend. He's going to be in timeout because he's supposed to be sober, but not happening, I guess.

49:54Bobby Lee:Okay. And they go to the gay nightclubs and they party all night. We don't have to tell Blake about the gay party. No, Blake likes to hear that kind of stuff. No, I love, are you kidding me? Come on. You would have killed it at the Abbey. Thanks, man. Make that part of your speech. I would have killed it at the Abbey, just letting you guys know. Blake, who's the most famous person that's been courtside when you were playing? Oh my gosh. Would anybody make you nervous? Yeah, does it make you nervous? Never. Basketball, I played, I've literally been able to dribble ball since I could walk. Right.

50:27It's kind of like us though. It's like the one thing. Secondhand.

50:29Bobby Lee:Well, I'm saying we don't, you see someone famous in a crowd at a show, you're not, it's awesome. You're not, you're like stoked. Yeah, I don't care. You're not nervous. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. It depends on who like you've, like seeing Denzel or Jack Nicholson, like Jack Nicholson or. Barack Obama? Does Jack even watch the game? Barack Obama, yeah. Yeah. borak i'm still i've never played but borak was there you don't know borak dude there was a game look this up look up look up n64 turoc t-u-r-o-k turoc obama is the game i'm gonna put out where barack obama is just fighting dinosaurs turoc obama taking back okay that's for that's turoc obama why he's so staunch on the fossil fuels that's exactly right dude so You don't get intimidated if Barack or something was in the sideline.

51:17I need you to say it. I don't know how to say it. I refuse to say it right. No, no, he's saying it right. Yeah, yeah. Barack. Barack Obama. Barack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't get nervous. They go, Barack's here. Not nervous. I'd be like, wow, that's really cool.

51:29Bobby Lee:The guy was in office for fucking almost a decade, and it's Barack to him. Never once did you hear the news and go, Barack, and you're like, no, I think it's Barack. Yeah. I know it's Barack. They were saying that on Fox News. Yeah, they were. Bobby's just outing himself as a Fox News guy. Big time. turning point guy hussein obama yeah how was the show me his papers was he even born here show me how was the kid rock concert by the way it was really good we were there yeah yeah we went drink my beer kiss my frog fish i love that yeah meanwhile i was listening to bad boonie yeah amazing performance did you like it yeah what a great i mean it was it was it was insane flawless it was insane it was insane i didn't understand one word he said yeah yeah i don't care i put up google transit tv i was like fuck i'm in yeah let's go yeah more bony he understood every word because fancy's from spain so he really got that that really tickled you didn't yeah it's not deep it's not deep oh wow i just picked up on the accent yeah thank you he's working hard to cover it up yeah oh don't cover up your no no no okay thank you i won't do it anymore That was actually surprisingly easy to convince you Yeah He's an American citizen now so he's safe He's safe in here with us Yeah that was a big deal for us for a while We got him in And you're all good obviously Not really You say that we don't really know Maybe I should call a president Did you ever want to fight someone in the crowd Yeah nobody Nobody famous really You did want to fight a random fan I did want to fight a random fan The malice of the palace is one of the greatest things that ever happened That throwing the water on that guy is such a - You know who that is?

53:12Who? Will Meldman. Wait, that's Will?

53:15Bobby Lee:Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. So it was a bit. It was a bit. God, I never knew that's who that was. Yeah, Will Meldman right there in the yellow shirt. Oh, wow. Warriors fan. I badly wanted it to be someone you didn't know because it was a great bit. He threw water - He reenacted it right after the playoffs. Oh, you did? Yeah. He threw water on a guy in a Warriors shirt. By accident? Yeah, it was an accident. By accident. That's funny that that was Will. I couldn't even tell with the hat on. You've never done that. You've never thrown something at a fan. Have you ever had something thrown at you?

53:46I've kicked somebody. Who'd you kick? They turned around, I kicked him on the back. Why? What? As a joke, but I think I did too hard. It hurt. I go, get the fuck out of here.

53:54Bobby Lee:How often are you guys kicking out hecklers? Not as much anymore. Not as much. The store is pretty good about it, especially now. That's Bobby. Oh yeah, that's one of my moves. Bobby would be Draymond Green. Yeah. 100%. I'd be Rodman. No. why not I'm good defensively in the dress don't get defensive dude okay yeah you're Rodman yeah you're Rodman when you got married that'd be wild that's Bobby Lee yeah I'd be wild yeah which basketball player would I be if I was a famous ball player oh shit that's a good one Steph Curry that's a huge compliment yeah no Stephen Kerr Steve Kerr Steve Kerr is that who you meant when you said Steph Curry yes I did I did I did Steve Curry yeah yeah Steve Curry yeah yeah yeah That is 100 % who I would be.

54:39I think that's who you - Absolutely.

54:41Bobby Lee:Hey, man, that guy's a dog. What about me? I'd be Yao Ming? No. I'm Yao Ming. Jeremy Lin. Jeremy Lin. Oh, Jeremy Lin I would be. Yeah. Wow. Who is the - Was there ever a short Asian ball player that made it? Never. Like made it, made it? Yeah. Honestly, Jeremy had a nice run for him. Yeah, a solid recruiter. Jeremy's only 6 '3", something like that, 6 '2". Oh, you're talking about shorter. Oh, Yuki Kawamura was 5 '8", Japanese point guard. He plays for Memphis right now. Yeah, he still plays, yeah. Wow, Yuki Kawamura, 5 '8". He's good. That could be you. Yeah. Is he good? What? He's a good player.

55:17Yeah, yeah. But he's not the first guy you would sign.

55:20Bobby Lee:Well, his stats. No, no, no. He's not. At the draft. Well, I mean, yeah, some people. Yuki Kawamura, first round draft. Yuki goes to the polls. Can you imagine what this did for Japan? I mean, they probably lost their mind when he got drafted. Well, by the way, Rui Hachimura. Oh, Hachimura, he's half, right? half Japanese. No. And he's really good. He's a Laker. He's great. Yeah. He's like 6 '9", 6 '8". He's the fucking man. Yeah. He's Asian. Really nice guy too. But here's the problem, Blake. Look, you - Zoom in. Yeah. Zoom in. Here's the problem. Enhance. What's the other half? Enhance. He's Asian.

55:54Bobby Lee:What's the other half? Just spinning. Yeah. Yeah. You know, he really does look Japanese. He does. He really does. Yeah. I think the other half won in this biological debate. It always does. First name and last name won. Yeah. Rui Hachimura. Hachimura. And there's him with his peers. And speaks, you know, obviously speaks it. So his dad was Asian. Mom was white. Not black, I mean. No, his parents were white. They were both white. And this was a big point of contention. It was a big mishap. The hospital was getting real loose. how they organize did you guys see this woman who gave birth a black as a white woman gave birth a black kid and accused the husband of cheating on her with the white woman i've seen it time and time again it's called the blake griffin autobiography well so his mom is black brother yeah brother should we dive into it i mean well i what why why is that a weird i mean dude clearly his mom is asian what the fuck his dad is black but how how does he get the last name you can know in a moron uh do we explain it to me seriously maybe he grew up with his mom that's all i'm gonna say i don't i don't know this for a fact but maybe that's his mom wow no that's his dad yes oh all right it's his mom that's his mom i got that must be his dad i i'm not sure actually So it's a good question about the last name.

57:24Yeah. Unless his dad. Oh, look at. Boy, I'll tell you what, this is tough to tiptoe around.

57:33Bobby Lee:What? How about this, Blake? As a half in the NBA. Oh, you're half. That's right. You're a half. You're one of the greatest halves that ever lived. Thanks. Yeah. I mean, you've got to be an inspiration to all the other halves. Your combo is what? Your mom's white? My mom is white with red hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's me. Yeah. He's me if we flip. Yeah. And your dad's a large black man. And my dad is, yeah, my dad's a black man. Is he large? He is large. Yeah, he's 6 '4", 6 '5". Can you imagine if he wasn't? He's 5 '8". 5 '8". His dad's that little Japanese guy. Yeah. Are they still together? They are still together.

58:07Amazing. Yeah, it's a beautiful story. Oh, that's amazing. Do you ever go home and go, I'm going to come, where are they, like, what city? Oklahoma City. I want to go back to Oklahoma City. I'm just going to go to my old room and stay for the weekend. Do you ever do that? I do. When I go home, I stay with them. They have since moved to a different house that I grew up in. Because you helped them. Same bed though from your childhood. Same bed. Same bed. And is it nice to just wake up in the morning, your mom's cooking up something? Mm-hmm. What do you think as a white redhead lady married to a black man in Oklahoma?

58:33Corned beef hash. Dude. Wow. Right in your face.

58:36Bobby Lee:By the way, love corned beef hash. Over medium eggs, over medium. CBH. I see what you did there. What? Corned beef for the Irish, hash for the black side. Exactly. Hashish. Hashish, sorry. Corned beef hashish. Yeah. I'm going to ask something controversial. Oh boy. Yeah, we can cut it out if you want. No, it's fine. It's a real question. It's a real question. Does your house smell more - Got my mom's dick. I thought - That was the question. Does your home smell more black or black? I knew you were going to say that. You know what I mean? No, because there's a smell, right? Yeah, there is. If you go to my parents' house, it's full-blown Korean.

59:10Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, Koreans live here. Yeah. Right? So what do I smell? I'm spending the night here - My personal home. Or my parents' home. Your parents' home, you and I are sleeping, twin beds. Yeah. Separate beds, I mean. My parents' home. Yeah. We're sleeping. I wake up. Oh, good morning, Blake. Yeah, it smells like the White House. Not the White House, but a White House. It smells like candles. Yeah, there's candles. Yeah, yeah.

59:33Bobby Lee:Cotton. Fresh linen.

59:38That's a white person's candle. Oh, okay, I got you. The cotton thing was weird. Yeah, that actually threw me off. We both were like, where are you going with this? dude.

59:48Bobby Lee:White people's candles smell. It's like, it's like, Linen. Yeah. Yeah. Fresh linen. Or they do like the, um, Wood camping, wood fire, okra. Beach wood fire. No, that's a different one. Beach wood. Beach wood. Beach wood. Yeah. What does my house smell like? You've been to my mom's house. Yeah. It's white. It's very white. Yeah. Yeah. What does it smell like? I mean, it's always like a little bit of a baseball glove with coffee. You know what I mean? And a little bit, what was the first thing? Baseball glove, like a leathery baseball glove. Drink my beer. Fish my fish. A little apple pie. Drive my truck.

1:00:19Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, that. Tie my boots. So do you listen to country? Don't. Yeah, yeah. What do you listen to? What do I listen to? Hip hop. Hip hop. Thank you. Hip hop. No, I like everything. I think I like, what do I like? I like, I think my preference, if I could listen to anything all day long, probably be closer to soul music than - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, I just like it. Yeah, that's my soul. That's it, right? We are black, we're black now, which you already had. Doobie doobie doobie. Yeah, now I'm just full black. Yeah. Your redheaded half got promoted to full black. Full black, yeah. Is your mom's redheaded?

1:00:59Yes. Wow. Pure? Pure red? Pure bread. Pure bread. I love it when it's pure. There she is.

1:01:05Bobby Lee:I want to meet your mom so bad. She's a sweet lady. Look at her, wow. Yeah. Isn't that your dad? No, no, that's just a guy that she met. She just brought a guy to the game. Oh. And your brother is right down there who I love. your brother's a great man taylor yeah there's taylor wow he's got the red beard yeah you kind of would have it i would if i grew it out but you never do i did once but i would you know what i would kind of like i would make sure it looked a little darker so did he shave because he was bald or he shaved to look not like you he was he was going thin and he was like you know what i'm not anymore you're not even close to that you've got full lettuce dude i well i've been i've been working on it no it looks really no but i use a thickening shampoo ah yeah and condition got it i take the pills take the pills yeah i'm fighting it carlos uh carlos is we he wants us to go fly him to turkey show him what you got because he wants us to fly him to turkey to fix that oh prime candidate dude you would be dude you would can you imagine we said we wanted to fly him out for it he already looked it up having trouble in their government though it's a little can you imagine doing ketamine with a full headache i mean blake i'd be unstoppable yeah i'd be it'd be at the abbey just

1:02:19whipping it back and forth it would be lobster 3.0 it'd be crazy man i like you that might be too much power for one man that's why that's why god did that because they go this guy's too

1:02:30Bobby Lee:handsome and cool we give him hair as well it's trouble that's trouble i would like to i've had I mean, people love the results. Yeah. Well, look it, dude. Honestly, though, we looked it up, right? How much did you say it costs for the whole head? Six grand. Six Gs for Turkey. That was for Spain. For Turkey, it's like$4 ,500, I think. Wow. Wow. Yeah, it's not bad. We'll send you to Turkey. Can we send them to Turkey? Why don't we just do a little GoFundMe right now? Why don't we start it? You could fund me. Whoa. Whoa. Technically, I could, but we just met. Yeah, yeah. We don't need to GoFundMe.

1:03:04We have the funds here. Wow dude that's really aggressive You know what let's make a little bet and maybe I'll fund your hair transplant

1:03:13Bobby Lee:Make a bet with him and let's see if it works Oh yeah yeah yeah Who are the matchup in the finals Oh, so you're gonna pick. Yeah, you pick. If you pick correctly, I'll fund your... Oh, this is amazing. Do you need some time to look at standings? No, he's a diehard. Oh, you're a... Oh. Okay. He's a diehard. Basketball is his number one sport that he pays attention to. And by the way, I'll let you pick between Spain and Turkey. Oh, daddy's splashing the pot. Let me pick for you. No. let me pick for you please god no yeah yeah let me pick for you shanghai sharks are we talking basketball like uh nba nba okay nba right can i pick for you are we talking basketball aau do high schools your local high school yeah yeah all right you pick bob but okay yeah no give us your real pick the sonics i already know okay the sonics so yes he picks the sonics yeah i was gonna say okc versus celtics i think the celtics are gonna go wow really i love I love that pick.

1:04:16I love that pick.

1:04:18Bobby Lee:All right, so how about this? Ironically, what you picked was half true. Exactly. Because the Sonics are now the Oklahoma City Thumbnail. Isn't that kind of crazy? Yeah, that's crazy. I already knew that. I always just say the old school name. Right. Yeah, I already knew that. I know. I already know that. How about the Nick's old school name? Exactly. What's that one? What? The New York Nick. Your Nick's. What? Nick. Nick-az.

1:04:41Bobby Lee:That's exactly right. The New York Nick-az. We dropped the A's. The New York Nick-az. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They were really good. And these knickers are running up and down the floor. By God, have you ever seen a knicker run so fast? This knicker's jumping out of the gym. Why can't we have that? Yes, we can. The Boston Celtics just have no answer on defense. They must be saying knicker, please.

1:05:11Oh, man. I got to be honest. I love your pick. I mean, Oklahoma City is obviously a big favorite. The Knicks is like an interesting one. It's a very interesting one. Jason Tatum's hurt. He might be coming back. I think he's coming back. Wait, wait. So you think it's going to be OKC and who? The Celtics. I think Tatum's coming back in a couple weeks.

1:05:29Bobby Lee:Oh, so you think the Celtics. OK, OKC and the Celtics you really think can do it. Do you think he's going to be full strength? No, but I think in the playoffs he will be. And I think he'll overtake the Pistons because they're younger. It's incredible for you to talk to a professional basketball player this way as if you have any knowledge more than this. I love it so much. Dude, I'm actually, I would not argue that. No, he might be right. My money would be on Detroit, though. The Pistons are young. They are the best team in the, Bobby, you're loving this, aren't you? Yeah. He's been staring at the standings trying to make sense of it.

1:05:57Bobby Lee:Well, he's trying to match a team to a city. I just think some of the names should be changed. Like the Cavalier. What is a Cavalier? Couldn't agree more. Yeah. I couldn't agree more. I mean, that's like a hard thing. Do you know a city? What? No, I don't. I haven't even heard of it before. Cleveland, but where do you think they should be called? Cavalier? I've never heard of them before. What do you think, let's rename them. How about this, this is more fun for you. The Cleveland, there's the Browns. It's simple. It's gotta be some sort of, you know what I mean? So Cleveland what? Hands. The Cleveland Hands.

1:06:24Bobby Lee:Cleveland Hands. Because that's what they use. That's right. Yeah, they're really getting their hands in there. Yeah, the Cleveland feet. Cleveland feet. Yeah. What's your feet? Stuff that they use. Calves, no they're the calves, right? Well they're the Cavalier. That's the Cavalier, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's even simpler that like because I have a calf no cat calves, but you're right that you know what it's okay You go by the cab, right? Yeah, I have a Toronto Raptors. Do you like the Raptors? I don't like it either Let's let's do an animal that exists the star player to rock Obama How about the um the rat the rain frogs the Toronto rain frog yeah Yeah, I love have you ever seen an African rain frog careful?

1:07:06No, it's not careful. They're the saddest creatures on earth They're so cute though. Have you seen it?

1:07:11Bobby Lee:Why can't they be happy? Yeah. Look at Zoom in. Okay, yeah, they got a little frat. Look at that. They're very sad. Let's do that. The African rain frogs are sad. The Toronto African rain frogs. Yeah, I mean, look at the merch we're going to sell. Look at that, dude. Why are they so sad? Oh. You know that when they're born, their fathers leave right away.

1:07:31Bobby Lee:Okay, so go back. Okay, let's go back. Okay, so then the 76ers are Philadelphia. What do you like about them? The 76ers, what does that even mean? Come on. Philadelphia 1776 No dude That's why that is Let's just make up How about 1942's The guy who bought the team was actually 76 Some arbitrary I don't like 76ers So what in Philadelphia would represent a team better Do you think? Philadelphia They've got Rocky, they've got the The Philadelphia Fentanyls Yes Philly Fence The fence dude because they have that street what's that let's go fence just bob out yeah all right orlando magic yeah magic's good yeah that's cool yeah magic is orlando disney magic yeah i like it no i like it i like it a lot miami heat yeah yeah not my favorite element yeah so what what do you like better than a hurricane uh miami but it is hot there very yeah sweats miami sweats yeah miami sweatings yeah yeah sweating you know you sweat when you're there.

1:08:38I think it should be based on the city too.

1:08:41Bobby Lee:All right, what about the Charlotte Hornets? Never been to Charlotte, are there Hornets, sir? They're everywhere. Well, they're inside the stadium. They play mid game. Yeah, yeah. They do the sound, the hive. Whoa. So keep it that then. Okay, I know that you're gonna correct this one. That's the Atlanta Hawks. What are those gonna be? Mm-mm. Careful. Atlanta Hawks. What goes on in Atlanta? What? Shit, man. Tyler Perry. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Oh, the... The Atlanta Medeas?

1:09:10Bobby Lee:You better pass that ball. Uh-uh, uh-uh. No. Well, the Atlanta Medeas and then Chicago Bulls. Do you like the Chicago Bulls? That's my home team. Can I just, are they indigenous to the city? Bulls? Back in the day. They're running wild in Illinois. We've had bulls run on the streets for years. Years. Yeah. Because I've been there a bunch of times. I've never seen a bull. Well, they hide them from you. Oh, they do. Yeah. Okay. Because they know your fighting days, that you're a barrel boy. They don't want to upset you. Yeah, but why the bull? Yeah, yeah. Well, the bears and the cubs had a shared thing because a cub for a bear, but the bulls were just their own entity.

1:09:51Bobby Lee:They didn't want to have another bear. But like the Chicago winds. Like wind. The wind? Yeah. It's so cold, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The women's team is called the Chicago, what is it called? Yeah. Storm? Yeah. What are we called? No, no, no. The storm is - What are we called? The Chicago? Yeah. What's Chicago? Sky. Sky. Yeah. Skyline it should have been. Yeah. Chicago Sky. That's right. Angel Reese, shut up. So you're okay with bull or no? Would you want something else? Because Chicago is Al Capone City. This is a union city. It's a crime city. Deep dish. Deep dish. Yeah. Deep dish. Chicago deep dish.

1:10:25Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We'll keep it deep dish. All right. Let's finish off the round. Milwaukee bucks. Now this is true to Milwaukee. You like bucks or you want something else for Wisconsin? They love cheese. Fear the deer is what they say. Fear the deer. Cheese. Wisconsin cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Good cheese. All right. And of course, Blake's old team, the Brooklyn, what do we say? Nets. Nets, yeah. You like nets? Yeah. Big proponent of the game. Brooklyn hipsters. Brooklyn hipsters? Yeah, yeah, because there's a lot of hipsters there.

1:10:57All right. Yeah.

1:10:57Bobby Lee:Indiana pacers, do you like that? Pacemakers. Pacemakers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there are a lot of elderly people in Indiana. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Finally, out of Washington, D.C., the Wizards. Warlocks. Warlocks. I'm more of a warlock guy. The Washington Warlocks it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby Lee's locked in his picks. Those are my picks, yeah. Carlos has locked in his picks for the finals. And if it comes true, our fans are going to know Blake Griffin did agree to get you to Turkey or Spain to get a full-on hair transplant. So that's an air shake. Air shake it. Huge. Huge. That would be incredible.

1:11:29It's not going to happen. Even if you win, I don't think Blake's going to do it. If one team gets there. I was just gonna say. Pay for half your half. Half a half. That's not bad. I'll let you choose which half. That's not bad.

1:11:41Bobby Lee:But it's gotta be right down the middle. No, just from the back. No, it'd be funnier if it was just this half was full hair. Oh, I see, okay. Half was no hair. Yeah. Wow. That is kind of a good move. I think I'm honestly pulling for you. Me too. How about - You're welcome. I wanna get surgery. What do you wanna get done? That leg surgery where you get, they chop the, like the butt bones and they put a cap so I can be taller. How tall are you? Five, three and a half. Ooh, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's that? No, I just, I love that the half is still being used. Got it. Five, four, five, four. Fifty-four?

1:12:16Five, four.

1:12:17Bobby Lee:He's five, three. I'm five. Fuck, I'm five. No, sorry, I was talking age. Oh, yeah. Five, 54. Yeah. 54, but he looks so good. You look amazing. It can increase your height to six inches now. They break your legs and all that shit. Put the bones in there. It's a hundred grand. You want to bet Blake for this as well? I'll make it easier. The Wizards. Sure. Right, and the Wizards, go back to that list that you had. Now you did know that list was by teams and in place that they're in in the league. So go Wizards. I know, that's why I don't, yeah, I want long shots. How about the Wizards and the Pacers?

1:12:51Okay. Yeah, they're both gonna win. Completely impossible they're both from the same conference. Let's pick one from the Western Conference. All right, so zoom in a little bit more. the Wizards and the Suns?

1:13:04Bobby Lee:Go to the bottom. Wizards and the Kings, baby. If the Wizards and the Kings make the NBA Finals, I will pay for your leg length. You will? I promise you. Wizards, and I'll even give you a score. Okay. Yeah. 86 to 14. That's the what? Score of the game? Yeah, that's the score of the game and the Wizards win it. Avid basketball. The Wizards win by... 86 by that many points. And then you better do it. You better pay for my surgery. Wizards have to win by 62. It would be so funny if a pandemic broke out, all these guys got sick again, and then for some reason, these two teams ended up in the middle of it.

1:13:42That would be amazing. It would be incredible.

1:13:43Bobby Lee:It's impossible, but I want it to happen. It's impossible? There's not even a 1 % chance. No. No. Literally, no. Yeah, no. It's a one in a zillion. I think, can you go down to the bottom? They have 12 wins and then... 44 losses. So they would have to get to... I mean, they're not technically eliminated from the playoffs, but it's approaching fast. If they win every single game from now on. Yes. If they win, so what are they? They're at 56 games, so they have 26 games left. If they win out, 26 would put them at 38 wins, and then the 11th seed, 20. Yeah, they could technically make it. Hypothetically, yes.

1:14:23Hypothetically, yes.

1:14:24Bobby Lee:And you know what, for your legs, I hope they do. Yeah, me too. For your wonderful little legs, I hope they do. Dude, can you imagine the confidence you'd have? With the height? Yeah. No, dude. I have confidence now, guy. Yeah, no, he's saying it'd be worse. Hey, guy, don't ever challenge me. I know, I think it'd be worse. I'm not afraid of you, guy. I never have, never will. I know you have confidence. You know what? That's on me. Yeah. I'll rip you out. What's that mean? You know. I'll stretch you out. You want me to stretch you out? Stretch me out, dude. Be careful. Yeah, why? Pause. I don't, you stretch him out.

1:14:55Bobby Lee:Yeah. That's a sexual innuendo. No, it's not. What does stretch you out? Legs. Oh, you're - I'll stretch your legs out. I'll stretch your legs right out, dude. You just wanna make him comfortable. Yeah. You'll be able to do, you know, play again. You guys go to fight, he just becomes your physical therapist. Hammy's gotta get loose. You drinking enough water? Yeah. Honestly, I think if that happens, I would love it for you, but I think you are the perfect little height. God made you the height that you're supposed to be. I don't, even if I had it for free, I wouldn't do it. Because you can't walk for like two years after that.

1:15:28You don't walk much. I know. It looks so painful. Have you seen the guys like rehabbing? No.

1:15:33Bobby Lee:Let me see the guys rehabbing these legs. There's like a guy on TikTok that did it. And oh, dude, they have like the metal things that come outside. Like the forest complex. Wow, wow, wow. It's almost like you like fractured your tibia. Even the photos are insane. Wow, look at that. That guy gained like four inches, five inches. Wow. It does work. 100%. Of course it does. I mean, this is going to be detrimental when they're older. I mean, their bodies are going to literally fall apart. Can you like run? Yeah. Oh, dude. I mean, it's full functioning. It's just - Look at that. There's no chance this has any - This has got to be so unhealthy for your insides.

1:16:04Bobby Lee:Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, there's no way this is not really bad for you. He put a giant plate over his - He installed that. He wanted a plate penis. Yeah. It takes away - I mean, if you're already in there. Yeah. While you're at it, man. It's the challenge of life that's the thing. Bodybuilder Brian decided to become - What does that say? How tall? six six so he got himself up he was only what I hate that they do this 1.82 meter I mean come on stop it with it what you doing 1.82 meters is what I said the only one who used this we are hey you're a fucking American citizen hey hey hey come on come on you guys are the only one that used to see stuff well you moved here well you moved here and you're happy here you know a little person did it oh now she's a big little person there's got to be a name for that You got to do the arms too, no?

1:16:52It looks weird. No, I don't know that the arms are what I'm distracted by. Now you look like a raptor. I mean, it's like her little arms, dude. Wow, look at that.

1:17:02Bobby Lee:Yeah. To that young woman, happy for her that she got, look at that. That looks how, so this is who it's made for. Not little Korean men that want to get laid more. It's for people that need it for health. Yeah. I'm assuming she had knee replacement. Well, you would know, basketball player. I mean, you can see that. I'm going to need it. I'm going to need it. Double? I'll definitely need it on my left. I think my right might be okay, but I'm putting it off. What about hips? Hips, I'm okay, I think. You know, you recommended me, I will say, for a moment of truth. I had a, you know, when my hip was bad, my back was bad.

1:17:32Bobby Lee:He recommended me someone that helped me get much better for injections on my hip because of all that hip pain that I had. He's the one that helped? Blake was the one that introduced me to a doctor that helped fix me. What's ailing you, Bobby? You know, I'll be honest with you, nothing. Wow. His body's great. I think my body is pretty good. I think when you're smaller, it doesn't break down as fast. Yeah. Yeah. That is true. Bigger cars tend to break down. I think so. Do you do any physical activities? I really don't do anything. Who says that? Zero. That probably helps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We talk about hiking a lot.

1:18:04Yeah.

1:18:05Bobby Lee:It's never going to happen, but we do chat about it. But if I sit down eight hours and play a video game, that's when I feel it. When I get up, I'm like, ah! You would imagine. Yeah. Eight hours in a video game chair. I've done that where I didn't even get up to get A glass of water I would just sit there Eight hours with nothing? Nothing What do you play? I'll just play like Starfield or something like that You're not a video game guy at all Yeah You guys are jocks Let's be real I'm a nerd You're more nerdy right? How many NBA players Play video games? All of them They all play so much they travel with little things and set them up on the plane and play on the plane didn't Cat stream for a while they're so big into it they travel with their that was LeBron when he was 19 years old now there's these little briefcases and it's a TV, their console, everything in there and they can play at any moment do NBA players with video game briefcases look at this and they all travel with them now especially because they're bored on those planes those team planes gotta be fucking amazing though Blake yeah they're great there uh plenty of room plenty of room i don't know we're not getting a good shot there what is it a 777 you guys all flying it's like modified giant seven somethings and like the so the first class area these huge seats they recline yeah not like lay flat and then like there's a i always sit at the table because i played cards yeah so there'd be like two chairs facing two chairs and a table in the middle and you play cards wow and then there it is yeah that's the yeah so let me say this though do rookies have to sit their assigned seats rookies got to go back in a way because you know if you're new to a team too like you get to the team and like people have their seats already so you just find an open seat or whatever you bully them rookies yeah getting it back kid kind of thing oh no yeah wedgie yeah like a little nookie you know what I mean yeah a little nooji kiddo you know a little nooji you'll get there kiddo you know go to the back yeah yeah yeah the planes are nice that relationship always is interesting to me of when the teams have to travel together too right because you don't but you don't nfl they're required to be on that plane you guys if you could have your own individual travel depending on contract you could you don't have to be on the team plane some guys like if you had like a specific reason like a guy had to go see his family somebody passed away or some this or that yes but like they prefer everybody be on the plane for sure but is that true that nowadays a lot of guys get to sneak away and not have to fly on that plane i would say most guys fly do they yeah yeah yeah nfl is crazy right nfl you get fined if you don't sit on if you don't get back on that i mean if you don't have an excuse like if you're like late to a flight you get fined if you miss a flight what's a fine for being late to the flight if it happens one time they may do it depends on the guy but maybe 10k and then if you are late again maybe 30 25 30 and then if you miss a flight every game i'd lose 100 grand 100 i was show i was literally just about can you imagine all my money goes to that yeah yeah do you guys ever take off with they don't show up yeah yeah no no and then what's that that fine's got to be insane because there's a fine and then they just have to get themselves to the wherever we're going if they're home they get there yeah but there are times when they don't even show up yeah there's been times i don't know that on a team that i've been on that we've we've left somebody there's been people late usually they won't leave unless it's like egregious right um but yeah guys have missed flights for sure when you were on a plane did kairi ever talk about flat earth when you were on a plane flying through this no he never did god i wanted that to happen so bad yeah as you're on the curvature of the earth this is all fake you guys have like arsenal fc has a 15 year old kid on the team imagine that being 15 can't do that in the nba you can't do that in the nba No Why?

1:21:53You have to be Child laws? Yeah, child labor laws

1:21:56Bobby Lee:Is it? Yeah Yeah, yeah We're pretty serious about them Yeah, yeah You have to be one year removed from high school Oh, I see, okay So a lot of guys go play You can But imagine being 15 and being in the NBA Crazy They'd be crazy I can't imagine You can't imagine it? But a 15 year old probably wouldn't It wouldn't be the same The level of play isn't there yet at 15 No But dude, I mean, look at Like we have a 15 year old kid on our team And he's great What's your job? And this is not me being rude but soccer is remarkably different than basketball. 15, these guys are not developed yet enough to do what these guys do.

1:22:28Bobby Lee:It's not the same. Are you saying that Erlen Harling is not huge? He's huge. You're not - Erlen Harling, the guy - At Manchester City. Yeah. How old is he? So like when Wemby was 15, he couldn't have played in the league. No. No fucking way. He would have gotten cooked. Yeah. Because my point is - Not strong enough. You're just not strong enough. These guys are super - I understand that. I'm not being rude about soccer, but it's a different world. Yeah. It's skill set with running. This is... How old is that kid? That's when he was 15. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Victor Womanyama. He's now 20. He wouldn't be able to get a basket back then.

1:23:01Bobby Lee:It would have been impossible for him to play in the league at that age. Would he be able to get a basket, though? For sure. Yeah. He could be out there, but in terms of... The NBA is not about going to get a basket. It's about who can you guard. If you can't guard, sure, you can go out there, and we could put you out there, and you could run up and down and go to the corner and maybe hit an open shot. but like on defense like the NBA is just it's called a pick on league so they just they bring you up into a pick and roll you have to switch that pick and roll and then now you have to guard Luka coming downhill no thanks no yeah yeah it's impossible for an NBA player but you know in the 90s I would have been the white in the corner I'm just the white in the corner and there he is the red streak in the corner Steve Kerr Curry Steve Red Curry Steve Red Curry right there in the corner got in the shot pocket and it got blocked Steve Red Curry I'm a redheaded Indian guy, half redhead.

1:23:51Bobby Lee:Give me the ball, man. I'm ready to shoot. I'm in a three-point stance, man. I'll pop one in your eye, man. Steve Red Curry. I never dribble. I'm just waiting for the ball. I'll pop a shot, man.

1:24:08Pop a shot?

1:24:10Bobby Lee:I'll pop a shot, man. Practice every day. After a game, you fly back to, you get on the plane or you leave the next day? That's what we're saying. we would it depends if you're on a road trip say we play in LA we go to Utah to play a game we might go to Denver and if there's a day in between maybe you stay over in Utah but usually you fly right after the game but having a day off would be fun no what do you guys do together let's go to the Chili's like the Celtics are playing Golden State on Thursday and then they're gonna fly to LA I'm gonna go play golf with some guys actually oh cool on Friday because they have a day off so like guys will plan ahead you know if you kind of know you have a day off yeah plan ahead there's no practice that day a day off would yeah be no practice but yes on a trip like you might practice but are there no sessions in that day of or no sometimes you just need a day off so i'm assuming they get back they have like a little workout tuesday what's today yeah they're probably back because it's all-star break they're probably back doing a little workout tonight practice tomorrow fly to golden state fly to san francisco shoot around the morning play the game fly to la that night.

1:25:15They'll have Friday off, I think, practice Saturday, and then I think they play Sunday against the Clippers. Clippers. No, Lakers. I think they already played the Lakers. Wow. What a lifestyle. Amazing, right? Yeah. I always fantasize about being in a pro league somewhere.

1:25:31Bobby Lee:I mean, you could have been a pro table tennis player, for sure, because you're good at ping pong. He's very good at ping pong. They're not teams, though. Yeah, but you still travel to play tournaments. You still travel to tournaments. You saw party supreme. I'm talking about a team sport. You're not really a team sport guy. I am. I am. Pass me the ball, bud. There it is. He's open. He's open. I know how to do it. You're just only telling other people. He's open. Go around me. He's open. Go there. Go around. You would be a great coach. Go around me. Great coach. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Super motivating.

1:26:06Bobby Lee:Coach him right now. Go. Coach Blake. Blake, Blake, Blake, where are you standing there? Go to the offset. Go to the offset. Go to the center of the ring. I'm at the offset. Now I'm at the ring. What do I do now? Shoot it now. Yeah, shoot it now. I missed. What now? What? What do I do now? Rebound. Rebound. But I'm at the center offset ring. Get six points, not three. If it's farther back, they should change that. If it's farther back, you get it. You get more. Yes. They have a three-point line. No, even further back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should see a five-point line. Yeah, there should be a five-point line.

1:26:36We should start with four. Yeah, yeah. They toyed with it in the WNBA All-Star game. Yeah.

1:26:42Bobby Lee:Of like the circles? Yeah, there's a circle. There's a spot you could shoot. Can somebody go on your shoulders? We'll do that move. Yes. Right? And they have to wear a trench coat to shoot? Like that little Japanese guy. That little Japanese guy. Run the little rascals. Yeah. Go see a movie. Only buy one ticket. Or you go down and you're all fours, right? And the Japanese guy, like a trampoline. Yeah. And goes on your back and then hits. Unfortunately, there's no catapulting rule in basketball. Oh, you got to bring that back. I don't think it would ever was. We love the catapult. Gotta bring that back.

1:27:10Bobby Lee:Although you dunked often enough on people where you use them as leverage to put your nuts in their face. This was the thing that Blake was probably the best at. Yeah, he was very good at that. He would dunk on people to embarrass them and use their head. The fourth one, right? The fourth one. And he would use their head for his balls to rest on. Now that's his balls resting just gently against that man's forehead. Yeah. And that's just to protect his balls. Yeah. Because when you're flying through the air, your nuts can be too free. He put a forearm up. He definitely kind of boosted me up on that dunk a little bit.

1:27:39It was one of the greatest dunks. Why are you grabbing his hair? It was involuntary.

1:27:43Bobby Lee:I wasn't - It's really not cool though. I was trying to find balance. Not the hair, dad. I know you don't, but if I'm you, I have this blown up so big in the entrance of my house that every time somebody walks in, I would just, and they're like, what's up with that? I'm like, oh, it's whatever. Do you want a coffee? And ignore it as if it never, but this is the greatest. This dunk was so fucking unbelievable. I mean, like even his own teammates, the guy that's getting dunked on, they showed love because it was incredible. His balls were on his face. Wow, wow. It's fucking amazing. Have you ever apologized to him for that?

1:28:14I haven't apologized, but we have talked. Timothy Mozgov, really nice guy. 7 '2 Russian.

1:28:20Bobby Lee:What did he say about it in the aftermath? We didn't really talk about it. I was just like, it's good to see you. Had a taste. I'd say, had a taste, bro. I mean, to you, this is like when someone breaks someone's fucking ankles and they cross someone really bad and they score a goal and it's just like they embarrass them like crazy. It's the exact same shit. Yeah, yeah. Like it's just... You're a Manchester City fan? No. Arsenal. Arsenal. FC, yeah, yeah. Like you know those goals where they're like like what Messi did most of his career where he ruined someone's... He made them look like they weren't there.

1:28:51Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah. And just fucking destroyed them and then scored a goal. Where you fake a shot then the defender has to slide and they fall. Yeah, I love that. Or if they think you're going one way and they just... It's the same thing in the NBA. Yeah. Break their fucking angles. Yeah, wow. So you would love the ending. Would they go, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. I feel like you would love an NBA game. It's so action packed. Here's the thing. It's just like. My argument is this, and no offense. Too many black guys for him, yeah. Way too many black people. Yeah. Yeah. No offense, but there's too much scoring for me.

1:29:20Yeah, you like. And this is the analogy I want to use. That's the one I should have.

1:29:25Bobby Lee:Yeah, it was Kendrick, right? Yeah. Here's my analogy. That's Kendrick Lamar he's dunking on. That's amazing. Yeah, they are not like us. That's where it came up with them. Can I finish my thing? Yeah. Okay, so - Too much scoring. Well, the reason why I like, it's like this, okay? If you were having sex and you nutted a little bit the whole time, I mean, you're right, you had little mini nuts. Like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, right? That's basketball. That's a woman. Yeah, yeah, but, okay. But in soccer, right, sometimes, you know what I mean, they score in the last five minutes and when they do score, it's a far more bigger what happens when they score in the first five minutes and they don't score again for the rest of the game that's like a mini nut sometimes I have sex I do a big nut up front and no nut at the end oh you keep going but I still keep going he's asleep

1:30:21but that thing is rocked up it's just too much scoring for me

1:30:26Bobby Lee:I'm going to take you to a game We'll get really good seats and I think you'll love it. I promise you'll love it. If I'm not up front, I don't want to go. You want to be on the floor? I got to be sitting there with Nicholson and all those guys. Well, he doesn't want to be anywhere near us. Nick Olson? Yeah, Nick Olson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was ex-centerback. And Barack Obama. Barack Obama. Yeah, yeah. Barack Obama. Wow. Shouldn't you be killing a dinosaur to Barack? Well, this has been a phenomenal episode. You've been great. I will say, Blake. Dude, you're so funny to me. One of our favorite people to ever walk.

1:30:55No, you're so funny.

1:30:57Bobby Lee:And your connection. And a great guy. Your connection with stand-up, the roots run very deep with you because you've been kind of a part of our world as a, you're an honorary. I'm a huge stand-up fan. Yeah, but you're an honorary because you've been in our world. You've done stand-up. You've done roast. You've done, so we love you. You still do stand-up? No. I mean, I still write some stuff from time to time. Yeah, yeah. You should. You should do it. I just, I don't know. Okay. It's hard, man. It is hard. It is hard. He already mastered one career. It'd be embarrassing if he did ours as well. It would hurt my feelings.

1:31:31Yeah, because he could do it though.

1:31:33Bobby Lee:No, trust me. I'm very aware. I know. Thanks, guys. It's annoying. I really needed this. Well, you don't need it. You son of a bitch. You guys aren't bad friends after all. And that's full circle. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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