The Filipino Fridge Stockers

4:12Bobby Lee:yeah

4:13Khalyla Kuhn:you know the other day you said something and it really this is the first time where I was like maybe my behavior is wrong what did I say? say something more often by the way

4:26Khalyla Kuhn:what was that about? you said because you're doing all the work? yeah you know I want to apologize to everybody right now please everyone on the show Andrew does 95 % of all work 97 whatever 100 % I'll give you 100 % I do 3 % Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. You guys do all the work. All right. And I apologize right now out front. All right. I'm lazy. Yeah. I have no idea what is going on. Yeah. Right. And if you, I would fuck it up if you got me involved.

4:59Bobby Lee:I agree.

5:00Khalyla Kuhn:You're right. So that's why I'm not involved.

5:01Bobby Lee:I'm allowed to go. It's annoying that you XYZ and you're allowed to go. But it's me, baby. I know.

5:08Khalyla Kuhn:It happened. But if I was a train builder, right? They'd be like, yeah, the problem is there's no engine in it. Right. Right. And I'd be like, my bad. You don't want me to do that.

5:16Bobby Lee:But you would get the whole town to just push the train for you. You would somehow be like, push that train. Push that train. And they would push the train.

5:23Khalyla Kuhn:The whole town, these two. Yeah, they would do it. Yeah, yeah. Only these two. So the thing I wanted to say that I was very mindful about it, Isa, is that, you know, your mom was talking in Tagala.

5:35Bobby Lee:Visaya.

5:35Khalyla Kuhn:Visaya. Whatever it is. Tagalu, right? Yeah, whatever. Tagala. Tagalo? Tagalo. Tagalo. What's Tagalu?

5:43Bobby Lee:Nothing.

5:44Khalyla Kuhn:It is now So anyway she said Whatever the language is She was talking to you guys And I was just walking by and went Right and then you seriously looked at me and goes Stop doing that You saw that too right You're racist

6:06Bobby Lee:And I went to my room

6:08Khalyla Kuhn:Right no at first I looked at you No it's not And then I went to the room I laid in the bed and I went, Andrew's really rubbing off on me.

6:23Khalyla Kuhn:You are. You're a bad influence, dude. Shut up. No, but I... No, but I... That is some dumb shit I would do in your house. Yeah, but I literally thought about it and I went, it is racist. It's not. It's not? It's done with love. Okay, I'm going to keep doing it then. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to keep doing it.

6:42Bobby Lee:like every day. I do? I was like, oh, I have to speak up. And I was like, that's racist. And you're like, no, it's not. And you're screaming at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, how about this? This is how you blend both of these worlds. Make fun of me. Teach him something to say so that he can respond. I'm trying to learn the language. If I'm going to be Bobby's attorney right now, the reason he does that, he feels left out. So my client, my client feels left out in his own home. He doesn't want to learn it. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, yeah. First of all, first of all, order, order order order he feels left out in his own home he's got these three women constantly playing puck puck ping pong in the air with words he knows none of it oh so i feel like you're

7:21Khalyla Kuhn:teasing me yeah you are you're talking behind my back you know what the puck puck is translated yeah bobby's fat bobby's fat yeah yeah bobby's fat bobby has a flat face why don't you teach us

7:33Bobby Lee:something so we can learn because i would like to learn and bobby wants to learn too yeah so i'm

7:36Khalyla Kuhn:I just try to mimic so I can learn the language. I don't think it is racist. How do you say this place is gross?

7:41Bobby Lee:I know you've said that before. You can say. That was pretty close.

7:47Khalyla Kuhn:Well, then go live somewhere else. Oh my god. Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. I'm trying to help you stop being racist. Stop. Go live somewhere rent-free somewhere else. Oh my god.

7:57Bobby Lee:It's crazy that you somehow turned your ass off.

7:59Khalyla Kuhn:And also, here's what I do. Uh-oh. My god. Here's what.

8:05Bobby Lee:Google Filipino hostels and see if his address comes up.

8:11Khalyla Kuhn:Do I not do this? I'll overhear you say, this is true.

8:15Bobby Lee:Oh my gosh.

8:16Khalyla Kuhn:No, I overhear you say, yeah, I went to a store and I'm just trying to do your right accent. I went to a store and - That's somehow more racist than the - Yeah. I know. And I couldn't, there was a dress I wanted, you know, it was$90 or whatever. I couldn't afford it or whatever. what does Uncle Bob do for you? Breaks out the cash.

8:36Bobby Lee:You gave me$100. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always.

8:38Khalyla Kuhn:I think that's, I'm allowed to go bop, bop, bop, bop. I agree.

8:41Bobby Lee:Yeah, you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you can determine the cost. So every time he does it, there should be like a swear jar. There should be a racist jar at your house. So every time you bop, bop, bop, just put 50 bucks in there.

8:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. Here's another thing that when you said that, that's racist. I looked at you. I looked at you and you were laying on the couch and you did one of these faces like, finally somebody said it. Which means that you've been thinking about it for years. Years.

9:07Bobby Lee:No. Years.

9:09Khalyla Kuhn:Years and years. For years.

9:10Bobby Lee:No.

9:11Khalyla Kuhn:I apologize. Look at that. Yeah, but it's not going to stop. No. No, no, no.

9:16Bobby Lee:Well, Mama thinks she's like a slave to Tito Bobby. She's like, ah, because, oh my. Did I call her a slave? You did. You said you were going to whip her. Ah, well, Bob.

9:29Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know if that's good.

9:30Bobby Lee:You're like, when I get home, I'm going to whip you. How do you say indentured servitude in Filipino?

9:37Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. In this context, though.

9:40Bobby Lee:And you would let her sleep outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you said.

9:44Khalyla Kuhn:In the cat house? Ari, yeah, the cat house. Talk to Ari. So can we go back a little bit? I'm sorry we're taking so much time on this, but I need to get this up. This is important. Don't you think it is? All right, so let's talk about context. Context is important. It's everything. It's everything Context is everything Isn't it? Yeah it is

10:08Bobby Lee:It sure is Tell that to Whoopi Goldberg Who's in the Fiend Files I wasn't his girlfriend Ellen Ellen Yeah

10:15Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah yeah So here it is okay You guys were gone Yeah For a full 24 hours He was lonely No that's not what it was No I was fine with it Okay Let them go Let them go Let my people go But do the business first Ah Right So I go to my house. It's going to sound like. It sounds bad already. It's going to sound weird on my part, but okay. I'm in the shower. They're gone for a night. I get out of the shower and I open up the towel. Cabinet. Cabinet. No towels. Oh my God, the blasphemy. Right? And then I look at all the, you know, where I hang the towels? No hang towels. Wow. So then I had to go to the hamper, right?

11:00Khalyla Kuhn:And get a dirty towel. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. That was used yesterday. That's, no, yeah. Can I just say something right now? I don't think anyone's on my side right now. I'm on your side. And what I want to say to you is, you are on my side. I'm on your side. Is that, yeah. Do you not check to see if there's a towel prior to showering? No, because I just assume she's here. I'm going to open it up and there's going to be a stack. Now there's a stack of towels now, but like. Right.

11:23Bobby Lee:No, there's another towel cabinet. Why didn't you check that?

11:28Khalyla Kuhn:Those are hand towels.

11:30Bobby Lee:No, no.

11:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're a hand towel. You're not that. They are. And you're trying to box me in a corner. You're not that big of a guy. What? You could use a hand towel on a little body.

11:38Bobby Lee:Well, Govy got you skinny, dog. That's a hand towel body.

11:41Khalyla Kuhn:I understand that. But the fabric is a little different. It is very different. Thank you so much. You're right. You're right. You are right. Here's another thing that happened. Now, this is going to sound even worse. All right? Yeah, but it's very important. Okay? Your drinks? Yes.

11:55Bobby Lee:Your Red Bull?

11:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yes.

11:58Bobby Lee:Someone's been drinking my Red Bull. No, that's not what it is. Someone's been using my towels. That's not what it is. This is your Goldilocks. I wake up the next morning.

12:07Khalyla Kuhn:Little brown bears have stolen my towels and my Red Bull. And I have a little fridge in my room as one does. Love a little fridge. Don't do a little fridge. Love a little fridge. It's also kind of very Art Deco-y. Sexy. It's sexy. It's red. It's cool. It's really cute. Is it not? It's cute. And who's allowed in there? What? Who's allowed in that fridge?

12:24Bobby Lee:No one.

12:24Khalyla Kuhn:No one. That's right. Exactly. That's right. But no, the stalker needs to be there. Come on. Those that stalk The one that stalks the fucking fridge Needs to be there Correct Okay It is like a hotel It's a hotel You're living in a hotel Yeah so I wake up Right And I'm like I immediately The first thing I do I don't wash my face Drink water or anything I grab a sugar-free Red Bull Smart Smart Dude you're really on my side 100 % Yeah yeah yeah You need to wake Dude you're ride or die huh

12:54Bobby Lee:Always dog I love you You wake up You need what you need And what was in that fridge When you woke up Nothing nothing nothing

13:00Khalyla Kuhn:so now what do I have to do you gotta go downstairs no sorry I have to open up my door I gotta open up my door yeah 28 feet yeah to the fridge fridge and then I have to then what else I have a protector yeah I have a gigantic screen thing where I have to like you have a cage inside of your home because the cats I got it right yeah then you know and then I have to walk what 20 feet 28 we measured it 28 feet to go to the regular fridge and luckily there was one left in there. Without that though, I'd have to go to the pantry and get warm sugar-free Red Bull.

13:40Bobby Lee:You know, and this is the kind of shit. Exactly. Let me say something. Say it. You know, these people out here are complaining about Iran and it's like, that's bullshit compared to this. This is a big deal. Whatever's happening over there. I'd just start a war with this. Yeah, you should. Yeah. Whatever's going on overseas, who cares? Yeah. this should be priority.

13:58Khalyla Kuhn:You understand? This is much more important. So the towels in conjunction with the sugar-free Red Bull, right? Yeah. That's when I threaten to whip. That's right. You know, contextually, this does make sense. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I said, I'm going to whip her when she gets, it was a joke. You know that, right?

14:17Bobby Lee:She was scared. I know. Because I actually have a whip. Well, you have a whip. Yeah. That's a little scary.

14:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and I did some practicing. I had one of those Indiana Jones ones. You know what I mean?

14:27Bobby Lee:You called Atikalai too. And Atikalai told mama and she just got so scared.

14:33Khalyla Kuhn:Well, I called her, I go, excuse me, what is going on in this day and age?

14:40Bobby Lee:What is going on? In this day and age. In this day and age? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so was the problem solved?

14:46Khalyla Kuhn:She came back way late, right? And then she frantically did laundry. Yeah. And I didn't whip her. Good. Yeah. Of course I didn't. That's a good step. Yeah, yeah. So that's why that happened. So what are you accusing me of now? Nothing. Yeah. That's right. I let you guys watch Black People Making Love on TV.

15:05Bobby Lee:Oh, my God.

15:08Khalyla Kuhn:What is that? I don't know what it is. It's an intro called Insecure.

15:12Bobby Lee:It's so good. By Issa Rae. Oh, Issa Rae's show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm - So funny. So Black People are making love in your living room. Yeah, yeah. And you have no Red Bull. No, dude. I'm telling you, this - It's worse. We should, we, this needs to be.

15:26Khalyla Kuhn:I'm eating.

15:27Bobby Lee:I'm going to email Congress.

15:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, email Congress, dude. Can you get an email from Carlos?

15:32Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:33Khalyla Kuhn:This is nuts. This is nuts. This should go before the Epstein files. 100%. Yeah, yeah. We should focus on this before. Dear Pam Bondi. Yeah, yeah.

15:41Bobby Lee:You think that stuff's bad?

15:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

15:43Bobby Lee:No towels, no Red Bull.

15:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

15:44Bobby Lee:Black love in the living room.

15:45Khalyla Kuhn:Here's the third thing, okay? Mm-hmm. The black people making love, okay? I don't know what it is. Well, we do not. I'm playing, I know, but I was playing, I was eating life. What do I like to eat? Life, cinnamon life cereal. The best. It's the best. Because the milk afterwards is unmatched. Unmatched. Get yourself some cookies to dip.

16:01Bobby Lee:It's the best.

16:02Khalyla Kuhn:Sometimes Graham, what's that? Graham crackers? Golden Grahams. Golden Grahams.

16:07Bobby Lee:I do like Golden Grahams, but I find that life milk is better than Golden Grahams milk. Golden Grahams milk is a little too sweet. Yeah.

16:13Khalyla Kuhn:Cocoa Pebbles milk is good though.

16:15Bobby Lee:Well, now we're going back to Black Love. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:17Khalyla Kuhn:All right, but I wasn't doing Cocoa Pebbles. Now, if I was eating Cocoa Pebbles and I saw Black Love. Fine. then it would all match but you want you were eating cinnamon it would be you know it would kind of be like oh i'm in the flow state of it right you mean the black you know i mean cinnamon life you needed right latino love on tv right latin latin latin right so i'm eating it and then i don't know what they're watching right so i'm eating my you know i mean uh life and then i look over the big right and i just see this black guy just pummeling this girl that's all i i don't know what they're watching, right?

16:51Khalyla Kuhn:And I go into the living room and go, what in the world is going on around here? Alright, turn that off, ladies! Alright, alright. It was unbelievable. Is that your favorite?

17:02Bobby Lee:Yeah, but the thing is, the reason why I think you were so angry by it was because the guy that was making love in the scene was not one of the hotter guys.

17:11Khalyla Kuhn:Is that what bothered you? Yes! It's not because to me, they're like my grandkids. Right. And I'm like an old dad. And you don't want them watching this kind of stuff. Hey, what is going on around here? Yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, She and ladies be in bed?

17:25Bobby Lee:The link to this is to a pornography site. So they're putting it up on porn sites now. That's what I'm saying. Scenes from the film. Is it on HBO? Yeah. It's very steamy. They do full nudity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And good for you girls. Black love because it is Black History Month. So thank you for supporting. God bless. I, for one, am pro this. I'm pro this too. I think this is a good time. I'm kidding.

17:46Khalyla Kuhn:I was kidding. But in your living room, you don't want to see love making a scene. It just, no, it could have been, it could have been Afghanis making love. It could have been, you know what I mean? White people making love. It doesn't matter.

17:57Bobby Lee:So if they were watching a show where two white people are making love, you think it would have bothered you? I'd have to be eating Wheaties.

18:05Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for me to be, yeah. Oat brand? Yeah. Wheaties, if I was eating, oh yeah, like cinnamon toast crunch, gay. That's old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If there were gay stuff going on, then that would be good. When you pour it out of the box, it goes, hey. Or Froot Loops. Or Froot Loops. Hungry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Froot Loops. Froot Loops would be the one. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah.

18:28Bobby Lee:What is the gayest cereal there is?

18:30Khalyla Kuhn:I think Froot Loops. Yeah. Yeah.

18:32Bobby Lee:The colors. What's the straightest cereal there is?

18:34Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, shit. That's a good one, dude. What's the straightest, manliest?

18:40Bobby Lee:I would say regular Cheerios. No Honey Nut. Just like wheat Cheerios.

18:46Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Miserable. porridge. Yeah, oatmeal. Oatmeal. That's a straight breakfast. Like steel-cut oatmeal as a straight man with no, you know what I mean, maple, no raisins, no. Nothing. Nothing. Just straight up steel.

19:01Bobby Lee:Steel-cut oatmeal, black coffee. Yeah. And a banana.

19:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And a, you think a banana? That's kind of gay.

19:10Bobby Lee:Yeah.

19:11Khalyla Kuhn:That's gay, dude. See,

19:12Bobby Lee:I can't get rid of it. It just lives with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fruit Loops, jam, Tea That's a gay breakfast What kind of tea?

19:22Khalyla Kuhn:Tea What kind of tea? Earl Grey English breakfast? Ooh Either or Hey Hey sweetie What kind of tea do you want this morning?

19:32Bobby Lee:Why don't you grey me up? It's a grey day

19:34Khalyla Kuhn:What about English breakfast? You know I like British boys Yeah I know you do Because I'm British Hello

19:45Bobby Lee:We're good at going gay We couldn't figure out a straight breakfast. That's how gay we are. I know. We were like, what do straight guys even eat? Yeah. I don't know.

19:52Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, we're straight.

19:57Bobby Lee:This time around.

19:58Khalyla Kuhn:These are, you know what these girls are? Herbal. Or matcha. Matcha. My wife with the matcha every day. What's up with the matcha?

20:07Bobby Lee:You know what the matcha does? Matcha's so good. Your breath stinks. No, it doesn't.

20:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yes. It's Yoda's breath.

20:13Bobby Lee:Yes. Matcha I had. Towels no more there are Matcha makes your breath Stink Coffee breath is bad But matcha breath exponentially worse Because matcha has that earthy It gets stuck back there It's gross dude I feel like earthy breath sounds good No I don't like earthy breath Like minty breath So yes so like herbal minty

20:43Khalyla Kuhn:Good breath Yeah. Fine. Here's another thing she does is she doesn't get like normal matcha. She has to make it. So does my wife. Every day I hear - Like grinding it out. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like. Like, like, like, like, like. Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff. Every day. Just get it at Starbucks. Just buy it. Thank you. Just buy it. Post-Mason. Support the local economy and buy it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll buy it for you. Yeah. You have to go to Nymtactu or whatever land they get that matcha. Nymtactu. Just reach in. Yeah, right. Reach yourself into the race. Yeah, this got shipped from NipTack too.

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23:59Khalyla Kuhn:Reggie, I just sold my car online. Let's go, Grandpa. Wait, you did? Yep, on Carvana.

24:05Bobby Lee:Just put in the license plate, answered a few questions, got an offer in minutes. Easier than setting up that new digital picture frame.

24:12Khalyla Kuhn:You don't say.

24:13Bobby Lee:Yeah, they're even picking it up tomorrow.

24:15Khalyla Kuhn:Talk about fast. Wow. Way to go. So about that picture frame. Ah, forget about it. Until Carvana makes one, I'm not interested. Car selling made easy on Carvana.

24:27Bobby Lee:Pick up these anti. I don't honestly, that's so embarrassing.

24:31Khalyla Kuhn:Let's go about coffee too. It's like you eat coffee. Even the way they make coffee, it's just get the powder and just stir it. Holder. Holders. It folders. Yeah. Not you. You got to get the cylindrical thing where you have to, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?

24:46Bobby Lee:The drip.

24:47Khalyla Kuhn:Not just the drip. The one that's don't talk to me like that. As soon as,

24:52Bobby Lee:as soon as her sister's here, she gets real tootie. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Her confidence goes through the roof. She becomes a little bully. You're bullying me. Oh my gosh, let me tell you. She's been screaming at me the entire week. She's been a bully. Oh my gosh, literally.

25:08Khalyla Kuhn:Name me some.

25:09Bobby Lee:I've learned it's so normal to me now that I've learned not to even react to it. And she's like, I would accidentally throw her sanitizer on the floor of her car and she's like, don't fucking talk down there, you bitch. And I'm like, okay, chill.

25:26Khalyla Kuhn:Rudy. That car has to be protected.

25:28Bobby Lee:She has been so grumpy lately.

25:30Khalyla Kuhn:Have you seen your car? Yeah.

25:34Bobby Lee:It's dirty. I can't believe it works.

25:35Khalyla Kuhn:You think it's a Benz?

25:37Bobby Lee:I can make it dirty, not other people. Whoa. Whoa. So you yell at her and you say, don't put that there, you bitch. Yeah, yeah. And then do you ever say, sorry, I just don't like stuff on the floor. You just let that ride. No, she just laughs. She's a bully. Yeah, you're a bully. Even last night while she was trying to sleep and she was snoring. Yeah. She was screaming at me. Stop snoring.

25:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. What are you snoring so much?

25:59Bobby Lee:Because I haven't been getting a good sleep lately. Okay, you're allowed to. The one night I slept properly, and she was like, why the fuck are you snoring? Well, you could have a deviated septum, or you could have sleep apnea. You could be dying in your sleep and not know it. Yeah. I think I have it.

26:15Khalyla Kuhn:You think?

26:16Bobby Lee:Yeah, because sometimes I wake up like... That's not good. No. Is it a machine? I don't. but I definitely I do I need one

26:26Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah because I wake up like that I'm gonna tell you brother it's impossible to sleep with what to look like Bane I mean it's not just that because if you get the nose one right right it's like it's just air coming out of it right but like three in the morning you adjust a little bit and then one of the things comes out right and then all of a sudden it's spraying in your fucking eye it's the worst

26:52Bobby Lee:I mean you that you look like a cancer patient. Yeah. Put that on. I gotta get one. It's so hard. I gotta get one. Yeah. It's good for you. It's probably gonna save me from having a heart attack in my sleep.

27:01Khalyla Kuhn:And then the water runs out of the machine, right? So it makes it sound like...

27:05Bobby Lee:Oh, like a humidifier.

27:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but all the water's gone, so it's now like whatever, the thing is sucking up nothing.

27:12Bobby Lee:Yeah. You wake up from that, and then you're mad. You fill that up, and you go to the fridge,

27:17Khalyla Kuhn:and there's no fucking Red Bull!

27:23Khalyla Kuhn:None! None. It's crazy. What kind of world do we live in, dude? It's chaos.

27:28Bobby Lee:Mama said sorry. Yeah. And I said, okay. Tell your mom I said hi, I love your mom. One of the nicest people. She is a nice people. She's so sweet and funny. She's gonna come back on the show.

27:38Khalyla Kuhn:Well, I don't know about sweet. Well, to me, she's sweet to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She used to be a bully back in her day, I heard.

27:44Bobby Lee:Yeah. Well, where do you think she got it from? I know. And now she's imposing it on her, so she's gonna be, at some point -

27:49Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, she's the worst. She'll turn into - Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about our brothers. I'm a fucking headliner. Don't ever say I'm racist. But it's true. I'm an international headliner. You're calling me a racist in my face?

28:02Bobby Lee:You're 17 years old. Yeah. So then what would they be? Micers? Open micers in your house? They're not even comics. They're only in the same realm. Well, in this world, they'd have to be if you're a headliner. Yeah. Otherwise, you're just Tito.

28:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. So it's like you're an open micer.

28:15Bobby Lee:You got to pay your dues.

28:16Khalyla Kuhn:You got to pay your dues, man. You got to pay your dues. But yeah, I will try to curb some of the racism. I really, no, I'm being real.

28:23Bobby Lee:I'd rather you not.

28:24Khalyla Kuhn:Because when she said it, it felt real. Say it the way you said it.

28:27Bobby Lee:It was funny though. Yeah.

28:28Khalyla Kuhn:Say it the way you said it.

28:29Bobby Lee:That's racist. And he was like, he just screamed at me because, you know. Very abrupt. That's racist. Yeah. His face was very like.

28:36Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it felt like different. I was like.

28:38Bobby Lee:Have you ever been racist to him? I have never been racist to him.

28:42Khalyla Kuhn:Never? Never. No, she hasn't. Rudy?

28:45Bobby Lee:No. I don't even think about it.

28:46Khalyla Kuhn:Rudy's a.

28:52Khalyla Kuhn:Is that racism? No, see, that's all racist. Yeah, yeah. Everyone can be. She's so rude to me.

28:58Bobby Lee:No, I'm not.

29:00Khalyla Kuhn:Here's what you are. Oh. Rudy. It's like, you know, we met on, like, Craigslist, and you're like, can I get a room? Just a roommate. Yeah, roommate, you know what I mean? So we don't have anything in common. It's like, good morning, good morning. You know what I mean? There's nothing. That sucks.

29:15Bobby Lee:I tried to connect with you. I told you to watch the Knights of the Seven Kingdoms and you don't want to watch it.

29:22Khalyla Kuhn:So good. What did I say, Jules? What the fuck did I say?

29:27Bobby Lee:You said you'd wait for the whole episode to be out.

29:30Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, because I learned my lesson from Game of Thrones.

29:33Bobby Lee:But to connect, we can watch it together.

29:35Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, we tried with Pluribus. And you said, I don't want to watch it anymore. I love Pluribus. I did too. They stopped watching it. I go, let's watch. No, no, we don't want to watch. Too scary?

29:46Bobby Lee:boring.

29:47Khalyla Kuhn:No, it's not boring. No, you're boring. Yeah, it's not boring. But this show, I heard it's great.

29:52Bobby Lee:You don't like it because there's white love in it.

29:54Khalyla Kuhn:Well, also, the other day, they saw an episode and all three of them were on the couch crying. At what TV show? That show, the new Game of Thrones show. You were crying at this?

30:08Bobby Lee:Yeah. And

30:10Khalyla Kuhn:then you kind of revealed certain things.

30:12Bobby Lee:No, we didn't.

30:14Khalyla Kuhn:You said somebody died.

30:15Bobby Lee:no she said something happened well mama said someone died yeah yeah someone died and I'm like

30:21Khalyla Kuhn:people die in this you can ruin it for me yeah he didn't know anybody was gonna die it's like Game of Thrones everyone does every episode but I'm like you ruined it spoiler alert

30:32Bobby Lee:so George R. Martin wrote all this shit no these are yeah he did he wrote the book right oh he did but did he write he didn't write any of the screenplays for this no he was a consultant which means they call him once in a while i think he reads all of these ones but they change the fuck out of it you know that right it's not like the book they change a lot well they have to they have to juice it up for tv right right yeah yeah how many books has he written in total i mean do we have a more prolific writer than this guy that in one category I mean truly though he's written published five and seven total planned I haven't even read five

31:14Khalyla Kuhn:but that's just for Game of Thrones I haven't read five books that's for just Game of Thrones

31:17Bobby Lee:no that's what I'm saying five of those I'm saying not other books I'm saying just those how do you have seven books of those in you how do you he's so good he's so he's he's a killer pull up a photo of him by the way and this is how you know how you're not a writer if I ever I'm like am I a writer and then i look at that picture and i go nah i'm not a writer what do you mean i'm a comedian yeah yeah yeah some people are meant that man is meant to do this yeah god put him on earth for this thing you what was he what else was he gonna do yeah and when you get old there's a lot of options but he chose that option yeah right the whimsical the whimsical one the whimsical man yeah yeah well because even his clothing is mysterious i think that's what it is right like His clothing seems like it's of a different time.

32:03Khalyla Kuhn:Do you think he smells good?

32:05Bobby Lee:100%. I don't know.

32:06Khalyla Kuhn:Truly, I think.

32:07Bobby Lee:I thought about you the other day. I went into the scent store and I thought about you.

32:10Khalyla Kuhn:Which one? On the Larchmont? At the Row.

32:11Bobby Lee:No, in the Row. On the Row. Scent store in the Row. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, dude. Did you get anything? I got a couple magical things. I know. It's a great story. It's hard to say. The problem is I used to think, you opened my brain. I used to think you got to have a signature scent. That's what you smell like. That's who you are. Now, dude, I'm collecting. Me too. I collect the sense.

32:30Khalyla Kuhn:It's so fun. It's so fun.

32:31Bobby Lee:Because you want to smell like a different thing today. That's our fantasy.

32:34Khalyla Kuhn:I do combo. You do. I learn combos from you.

32:37Bobby Lee:See, combo is good, but it only works to me if a shirt already had the old smell. Yeah. And then you put the new smell with it, and then you feel it. If I do two at once, two difference, it's harder.

32:47Khalyla Kuhn:Do you put it after eating the Froot Loops?

32:50Bobby Lee:Was that for the students? No. You're trying to kill for the students? Yeah. Do you spread it after eating the Froot Loops? In his mind, he was like, this is gonna crush.

33:03Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God. Oh my God. Please don't cut that off. No, leave it. Can I tell you what I did? When you told me about Lalabo and you have two cents, you wouldn't tell me what it was. The mix, yeah. I went to three Lalabos to ask if you go there.

33:16Bobby Lee:Oh my God.

33:18Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, and I couldn't find the one. Yee-hee. Yeah, and I go, I do a podcast called Bad Friends.

33:24Bobby Lee:Yeah.

33:25Khalyla Kuhn:Does a redheaded guy, Andrew Santino ever come in? They're like, no. I mean, we know who he is. He never comes in here. Because I wanted to find that person. That's amazing that you did that. Oh, yeah. Because I'm going to find out.

33:36Bobby Lee:Because what's funny is when I walk into a place, like I went to a place that we both frequent, but we're never there at the same time. Yeah. And then I'll order something and they'll go, Bobby ordered that yesterday.

33:46Khalyla Kuhn:What place? I'll tell you later. Okay, okay, yeah.

33:48Bobby Lee:But it is funny because we go to the same spots at different times. But then the guys know.

33:53Khalyla Kuhn:Alfred's? Huh?

33:54Bobby Lee:Alfred's? No, no, no. No, no. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. but we go to a little spot and they always go, Bobby was just here. Like literally two hours ago. And I'm like, really? What did he get?

34:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

34:05Bobby Lee:Just, I want to know your order. You know what I was going to do to you? I was going to do the Oprah thing where I paid for your next pay it forward. And the guy was like, I don't even know how to do that. Oh yeah. Cause I was like, what if I give you cash? And then he was like, well then I'll just keep the tip. Yeah. I was like, okay, nevermind.

34:17Khalyla Kuhn:Or maybe buy a gift card, but keep it on the side.

34:19Bobby Lee:Oh, the gift card's actually smart. I should, maybe I should have done that. That's smart, actually. Yeah. I buy myself a little gift card for you next time.

34:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, maybe.

34:27Bobby Lee:My little sweet prince.

34:28Khalyla Kuhn:You know, I've been eating the same. Do you ever get into meal kicks where you're like, I'm just being eating the same thing all week over and over?

34:36Bobby Lee:Yeah, if I like it, I'm going to keep ordering it.

34:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, so what have you been?

34:39Bobby Lee:Well, lately, because it's been cold and rainy, I've had so much ramen. I'm starting to ramen out. Although I know you're more of pho than ramen, right?

34:47Khalyla Kuhn:No, udon.

34:48Bobby Lee:Udon, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm an udon guy. I'm ramen down. I'm full on ramen. Bullduck? Huh? Bullduck? Bullduck. Noodles? Bullduck. Now is that racist? That was Korean. Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty racist. It was?

35:06Khalyla Kuhn:Do you find it, okay. What's racism? That's a good question. That's a really good, yeah. I'm actually asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't know. To you, is that, okay, the thing that I did, Is that the most racist thing you've seen me do?

35:21Bobby Lee:No. I've been to your show.

35:27Khalyla Kuhn:Wait a minute. You think my stand-up is racist? Kind of.

35:30Bobby Lee:Wow. That's why you have to like, okay, ruffling a few feathers. Does he say that? He does. Like something like that.

35:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, I do do that.

35:41Bobby Lee:You say ruffling a few feathers right after you do a Native American joke?

35:49Bobby Lee:Sorry I'm ruffling a few feathers

35:51Khalyla Kuhn:But I don't say that in those cases I say it when it's like The joke is so edgy it gets more of a groan When people go oh Yeah yeah I go oh But you're not racist or edgy It's fun What's a joke that you heard him say that made you I have a special cover Do you be honest Do you find me funny on stage

36:11Bobby Lee:I do find you funny

36:13Khalyla Kuhn:You know that what do you mean She might have She's a Mulaney fan I don't know She's like I like someone more prolific Who is your favorite comedian?

36:22Bobby Lee:She doesn't watch She don't watch comedy But like in your mind Who do you like? I like Quinn Blackwell You guys don't know her Kwan Blackwell? Quinn Blackwell Quinn Oh

36:36Khalyla Kuhn:Oh Quindalyn Quindalyn Blackwell She does stand-up comedy?

36:40Bobby Lee:No She's just She's an actor

36:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah We talk about stand-up comedy

36:43Bobby Lee:Well I don't watch any stand up comedian

36:46Khalyla Kuhn:Let me throw you some legendary stand up See if you've heard of them Yeah Yeah that's a good call Richard Pryor Unbelievable Never heard of him Robin Williams

37:00Bobby Lee:Familiar Yes he is Did you do a Are you doing half English Was that Cigini You could just say the genie It's so funny when it's in another language It's the same Just say the genie It's the genie in Aladdin She wizard You should put a she before any word She wizard He was the genie How about Eddie Murphy He's the donkey in Shrek I don't believe that The donkey No he is the donkey in Shrek I swear to god And And, well, they'll never know Mike Myers. No, no, no. Do you know who that is? He's not a stand-up, though. He's the, he is Shrek.

37:49Khalyla Kuhn:I don't believe that. Okay. What are you, QAnon? What is going on?

37:54Bobby Lee:He was the donkey. He was on Saturday Night Live.

37:56Khalyla Kuhn:George Carlin. No fucking chance. There's no way. No chance. There's no way. Wow. That's incredible to me.

38:02Bobby Lee:Here's the problem. It has to touch new generations. So it has to be something, which is why Mike Myers is funny, because he would, I mean, did you ever like Austin Powers? Yeah. I don't know what that is.

38:10Khalyla Kuhn:Wow. Wow. Dane Cook. That's incredible. Sarah Silverman. Wow. That's incredible. Louis C.K.

38:20Bobby Lee:Wow. Wow.

38:21Khalyla Kuhn:Dave Chappelle.

38:22Bobby Lee:Yeah.

38:23Khalyla Kuhn:You know him. You've got to know him. Oh, you've got to know Chappelle.

38:25Bobby Lee:Dave has touched multiple generations. He touches everything, yeah. Yeah.

38:28Khalyla Kuhn:Wow, that's interesting.

38:29Bobby Lee:Have you heard of these people? A couple. Probably from us talking about it over the years. She's probably heard some of it. Wow. So then if you're not, you're into music though. Yeah. Like what bands do you like right now? Inform us about Chapel Rhone Not really Okay Why not I don't know I'm just not that into pop Okay good Good for you Yeah BB they love though Who? BB BB King I love him Bad Bunny

38:54Khalyla Kuhn:Oh yeah Oh

38:58Bobby Lee:I love him You love him right? Mm-hmm Why do you love him? He's hot He's so talented Stop stop The first thing they said He's hot Yeah This is what the youth They don't give a shit about his music

39:09Khalyla Kuhn:It's unbelievable to me.

39:10Bobby Lee:They like that he's hot. Yeah. They like that he's a hot guy. I mean, all his music is about sex. Yeah. Look at him.

39:15Khalyla Kuhn:When I was a kid, I liked Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker, dude. We didn't do it by fucking, you know what I mean? We didn't do it by looks. You know what I mean? We did it by art. Look at that guy.

39:29Bobby Lee:Okay? Dude, look at Phil Collins. Yeah, Phil. Wait, do Phil Collins. And somebody wrote, Phil Collins managed to make bangers and was a multimillionaire. and dressed like a computer tech salesman. I mean, look at this guy. He looks like he works for Apple. Yeah. And he was a legend. Legend. You don't know who Phil Collins is. No. He sings the Tarzan. Yes. Good for you.

39:52Khalyla Kuhn:Wow. See, you have to touch the generation. You got to touch it. It's got to be fucking animation then.

39:57Bobby Lee:It's got to be. Well, there he is. That's McCone, by the way. If McCone starts losing his hair, that's 100 % McCone.

40:03Khalyla Kuhn:Phil Collins or Bad Bunny looks-wise? Bad Bunny. Okay. All right, so what else?

40:10Bobby Lee:What else is it we like? That's interesting though. That's interesting that you see the hot part, but you don't really love his music. You just like that. We love his music. Give me your favorite song. I love the - Sing it. Sing it. You're being racist.

40:27Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. You're being fucking racist right now. How does that feel? It doesn't feel good, does it? I still try. I'm mimicking your language and you're mimicking him.

40:37Bobby Lee:That's why we're trying to say the lyrics. Yeah. I'm trying to say your language. No, you're not. Yeah.

40:44Khalyla Kuhn:He's trying to communicate to you. Go back to Phil Collins. I'm going to ask something, a question. That one specific photo, the pink one. Such a good picture. That was an album. All right. If Bad Bunny's music came out of him, would you like it as much? Him speaking Spanish? Yeah. Just suppose that he sang the Bad Bunny music. All right. He sings Tarzan all in Spanish. He does that, right? He does that, right? Would you still be like, oh my God, Bad Bunny, that's Bad Bunny. You would like him still?

41:12Bobby Lee:Swing in front of the trees, swinging in front of the trees. I'm a part of that. I swing in front of the trees. Would you? I mean, I would like the music. But you wouldn't like him. Yeah.

41:21Khalyla Kuhn:There's no way. It's the applause. There's no way. He wouldn't get to play the Super Bowl, that's for sure. He wouldn't play the Super Bowl. No chance. Yeah, yeah, there's no way, dude. No chance. If Kid Rock sang Bad Money Music, you wouldn't like Bad Money Music. The music. That is true. Yeah. 100%. So it's about the looks. It's all about the looks.

41:39Bobby Lee:It's not art. Give me someone else that you love right now. Yeah, yeah. I like Malcolm Todd. Malcolm Todd. He's so white. Yeah, she doesn't like him. I think he's so cute.

41:48Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, now we're talking.

41:50Bobby Lee:Now we're talking. I mean, he looks like an indie rock artist. Yeah. And he is.

41:55Khalyla Kuhn:But his music must be good then. Yeah, yeah.

41:58Bobby Lee:Well, no, but look at him with a shaved head there. and the other one, he's got the sex appeal too. Oh yeah, yeah. That's bullshit. See, the other indie picture is for his male fans. So the photographers are like, we got to take some of these so guys can feel that you've got the indie vibe. But then a stylist goes, shave your head so we can get the girls wet. That's what this is.

42:19Khalyla Kuhn:He's hot though.

42:19Bobby Lee:You have to sell all the signs.

42:21Khalyla Kuhn:Wait, is that his girlfriend?

42:23Bobby Lee:Gotta be.

42:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

42:24Bobby Lee:That's the deal.

42:26Khalyla Kuhn:That's the deal. Hmm, interesting. so you got aesthetics is very important to you it's number one apparently for them it's not good

42:33Bobby Lee:no it has nothing to do with the art first oh joji's very good who's joji he's got to be

42:39Khalyla Kuhn:have you heard of joji or any of these people goji joji yeah yeah i like his berries yeah okay here we go joji yeah yeah he could be a corleone corleone well he does have the eyes he's got the italian yeah that's what i'm saying he could be like you give you a son yeah i give you an offer

42:56Bobby Lee:you can't refuse. I'm Georgie. He is cute. He is cute though still. This is the problem. That's the problem. They don't have any ugly stars. We had a lot of ugly music stars. All of them were ugly. Well, that's my thing. See, look, even when he takes an okay photo, you still see it underneath there. Yeah. He's still got the thing. I mean, Harry Styles is balding. I still like his music.

43:14Khalyla Kuhn:But he's still handsome. Oh my God. Are you crazy? He's the hottest guy in the world right now. That's bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, he's still handsome. Yeah. Look up the ugliest man on earth. Just look it up. The ugliest man on earth. Okay. Don't Google Andres. That's mean. Let's just go to that. The fifth one, right? Yeah, that guy, right? No, that's a face. That's that competition. Okay. Okay. Let's go to that guy right there. The last one on the first row. This guy right here. Okay. This guy right here saying Harry Styles music. Would you like it?

43:47Bobby Lee:I think I'd still like it.

43:48Khalyla Kuhn:No, you wouldn't.

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46:13Bobby Lee:It looks first with you guys The amount of ugly stars we had It's crazy

46:18Khalyla Kuhn:No social media though

46:19Bobby Lee:No but back then

46:21Khalyla Kuhn:We listened to our ears It's music Also your generation You guys don't like artists Who's your favorite modern painter? Do you have a painter that you like? You don't like art And the stuff that you watch Is just pop It's garbage It's pop garbage It's pop

46:41Bobby Lee:It's relevant pop, you know what I mean? But you can't blame them because now art doesn't come along with music. Music is just music. There is no, there's no album covers that they like anymore. There's no, they don't get to touch it anymore.

46:54Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

46:54Bobby Lee:So when you stop touching it, you don't care about it. So they, why would they care? Can you name, can you show, can you tell me the image of Bad Bunny's last album cover of his record? It's two chairs outside. On the grass. On the grass and with a banana. That's interesting, that's good. And a banana was eating breakfast.

47:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's pretty cool.

47:13Bobby Lee:That is very cool. Oh, that's cool. Where's the banana? Oh, you mean the banana tree? Yeah. You made it sound like there's one single banana. Yeah, yeah. I put this banana in my butt. I put this banana in my butt. You would love that song. Banana in my butt, it's a banana in my butt. Hey, hey. My auntie said, banana in your butt. Hey, hey. They love this guy. the kids love this guy this is why there was a disconnect this is why all the people got mad at the Super Bowl because fucking older people this isn't for us it's not made for us

47:46Khalyla Kuhn:are we now yeah brother

47:48Bobby Lee:you're 54 I'm 43

47:49Khalyla Kuhn:it's over get off my lawn am I him

47:52Bobby Lee:no you know what it is where's my Red Bull that's the new get off my lawn where are my towels

47:57Khalyla Kuhn:where are my towels that's the new get off my lawn I love that 100 % oh my god I want to be cool but you know what the thing is is like when Harry Starter's first album came out right I bought it sure Yeah, because I want to learn about new movies. You know.

48:10Bobby Lee:That's cool.

48:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I want to hear it. Geese, new band, right? I love Geese. I listen to it. They're great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turnstile. I try to like, and I like those bands. I think they're very, what?

48:21Bobby Lee:You always dip back to the old school.

48:23Khalyla Kuhn:But the problem is, is that I have the weight of knowledge of it, right? Of the history of it. Yeah. And I can compare what's new to what came before it. Right. They don't do that. No. The generation.

48:36Bobby Lee:No, it's now. It's right now

48:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah It's like When I was in In the 80s or whatever I still listened to Late 60s bands Sure And still modern music Yeah I like Depeche Mode And There was a band Called The Fugs It's a great fucking name In the 60s New York No one knew about these guys But I liked The Fugs It was like Lo-fi Kind of street music You know what I mean And it was So good But my point is Is that And so then I could listen to Like someone like Daniel Johnston You know who had the same kind of, and just compare the two. Yeah. But these, they just - It's new. They ingest whatever that's on. But I don't think that's an old thing for me.

49:16Khalyla Kuhn:No, it's - I think it's, I'm a curious person.

49:19Bobby Lee:But it's also because you came from a generation, just because digital - How bored they are. Yeah, nevermind.

49:25Khalyla Kuhn:Let's move on. Let's move on, yeah. How are you guys doing in the Winter Olympics, the Philippines? They actually have a medal.

49:32Bobby Lee:Do a medal count for the Philippines. There's a team? Yes. Yes. Filipino Olympic medal count. I'm being mean again, huh? Oh, brother, look at that. I'm being bullying me. No, they got zero. Never mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind. I thought they were going to get one. I thought they were going to get one.

49:49Khalyla Kuhn:I wanted one, too, for you.

49:50Bobby Lee:Me, too.

49:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

49:52Bobby Lee:Well, there's a Filipino tennis player that's really good.

49:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's at the Winter Olympics, is it?

49:58Bobby Lee:There's no winter in the Philippines, so why would we join? You're competing. No. South Korea, shout out to Korea, has seven total medals, two gold, two silver. But we have snow. That's not fair. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's not fair. We have snow. Also, it's a very small little country. We're getting stomped, aren't we?

50:19Khalyla Kuhn:It's still pretty good.

50:21Bobby Lee:No, because go do just Olympic medal count in general. Don't have to do American. Because look at Norway's cruising right now. They got 34. Wow. Yeah, we're getting smushed. We'll never catch up with that.

50:31Khalyla Kuhn:We're second, though. That's good.

50:32Bobby Lee:Yeah, but 34, we'll never catch that. Yeah. No chance.

50:35Khalyla Kuhn:How's Spain doing?

50:36Bobby Lee:Also, they have 16 golds to our nine. How's Spain doing, bud? Yeah, where's Spain? You got two.

50:42Khalyla Kuhn:You got two. That's good.

50:43Bobby Lee:But you got a gold. Click on it. What was the gold for Spain in?

50:45Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Mispronouncing words.

50:51Bobby Lee:Is that a competition? Wait, what did you guys get a gold in? It doesn't say, huh? Oh, you did in ski mountaineering. So we just show you about the mountain. I will show you this is a mountain. That is a mountain. Yeah. And these are all snow mountains. Gold medal.

51:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Was Magellan Spanish? Yeah.

51:10Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah.

51:11Khalyla Kuhn:That's what it's about. 100%. Yeah, man. Exploring. Yeah, you got a golden exploring. Good.

51:16Bobby Lee:Let's go over there. They send the Spaniards to just check out the hills.

51:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go check how it's looking. It looks good. You guys are good at that. Exploring. The Pinto, the Santa Merida. That's you, right? The Pinto.

51:30Bobby Lee:The Pinto, the Ford Taurus. That was you guys. you know what it was it was because well they were obsessed with no they wanted to own the world the spanish thought they were going to take over fucking everybody we did for a very short

51:44Khalyla Kuhn:amount of time cool it out okay in centuries yeah you didn't go up no you didn't get any of us close you got close california was us but you didn't get us okay you didn't get us in total

51:57Bobby Lee:You did your best You guys know about that history? Lapu-Lapu killed Magellan

52:02Khalyla Kuhn:They definitely got you guys What happened? Tell me the history here

52:06Bobby Lee:So Magellan went to Cebu

52:09Khalyla Kuhn:Magellan went there too? What the fuck?

52:11Bobby Lee:Well he was into scuba diving in Scorsese

52:14Khalyla Kuhn:He was a huge diver Magellan loved diving He wanted to find that tree creature Smoking a cigarette or whatever

52:23Bobby Lee:What is it called? What's that guy in the tree? Capre Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Magellan. He's looking for the copper. And his boys are just drinking. He's like, I'm going to find copper. I will find him. Magellan went down to Cebu. What happened? And then what happened? And then the great warrior chief, Lapo Lapo. Lapo Lapo. Look up Lapo Lapo. I've never heard of it. I had that last night at dinner. Lapo Lapo. Yeah, yeah. What happened? I don't want to look, don't look it up. I want them to tell the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

52:50Khalyla Kuhn:I just want to know what he looks at later.

52:51Bobby Lee:So Magellan went to Cebu. Yeah. He ran into Lapo Lapo. Yeah, Magellan was like, oh, this is going to be our land. And then Lapu-Lapu was like, no. And so they fought. And then he killed Magellan.

53:03Khalyla Kuhn:Wow. Wow. So Magellan was killed by Lapu-Lapu.

53:06Bobby Lee:Yeah, I think he was also hiding under the water. And then there was a surprise attack. Wait.

53:16Bobby Lee:Filipino folklore. Yeah. He was hiding under the water. Holding his breath for three days. Lapo Lapo hold his breast for three days and appear. Yeah. So wait, Lapo Lapo was in the water hiding waiting to kill Magellan. That's Lapo Lapo. Shout out to Lapo Lapo. Let me look at Lapo Lapo. And by the way, shout out to all the Filipinos. Yeah, we love them. We fucking love you guys.

53:40Khalyla Kuhn:We love, look at Lapo Lapo. We don't know what fuck with Lapo Lapo.

53:42Bobby Lee:That's why Magellan got clipped because this guy wasn't fucking around. Damn, dude,

53:47Khalyla Kuhn:he was big as fuck.

53:48Bobby Lee:Yeah.

53:48Khalyla Kuhn:I have OCD. Why don't an extra Lapo on there?

53:52Bobby Lee:Lapo Lapo Lapo. Yeah.

53:53Khalyla Kuhn:comedies and threes. Lapo Lapo Lapo.

53:55Bobby Lee:So Lapo Lapo,

53:56Khalyla Kuhn:can we get, can I get shirts?

53:58Bobby Lee:Can we get Lapo Lapo shirts? Yeah.

54:00Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, there's a movie. I want to watch it.

54:02Bobby Lee:Now it's a city. Well, right. We know that, but yeah, he owned the place. Yeah. Who played Lapo Lapo?

54:08Khalyla Kuhn:There's no one. Okay. Yeah.

54:09Bobby Lee:Scroll down. It's got to be a cast on there.

54:12Khalyla Kuhn:Who played him? Don't do this, dude.

54:15Bobby Lee:Don't do this. You're looking for Robert Redford?

54:21Bobby Lee:Daniel Stern played Lapo Lapo wait who did now Lito Lapid is the senator in the Philippines is he a descendant of Lapo Lapo or any other descendants of Lapo Lapo now leaders

54:33Khalyla Kuhn:yeah you could maybe you share Lapo Lapo blood

54:38Bobby Lee:maybe

54:39Khalyla Kuhn:that'd be so sick

54:41Bobby Lee:can you imagine if you and I do our bloodlines nobody from our bloodline will have done anything important

54:46Khalyla Kuhn:nothing You never know that, though.

54:48Bobby Lee:Dude, I come from potato farming.

54:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but the greatest potatoes you've ever had, probably.

54:54Bobby Lee:We took second. Okay. All right. To the McConnells. All right. To the McKinley's and the McConnells and the O'Donnell's and the Corkery's. You know, McCone comes from great potato lineage. Oh, they do? Look at his face. He looks like a potato. Yeah.

55:07Khalyla Kuhn:A sweet potato. Do you guys know about your lineage or no? No. Yeah.

55:13Bobby Lee:Well, you didn't do the blood 23andMe thing. Never. that never right now see filipinos are smart they don't play that fucking game but there's no long less cousin that you want to find or anything like that no you want to be related

55:25Khalyla Kuhn:to somebody so bad i do i know you you have brothers and sisters you've never met right yeah in korea how many two sisters and you've never met them do you do you do you think they

55:35Bobby Lee:know who you are i don't think so what are the chances that they watch this show yeah they're

55:40Khalyla Kuhn:not your sisters and they're her sisters how many total siblings are there from from you guys's mom and dad separately like in total how many kids are there oh one five wow yeah and you don't know the two of them no you know how old they are i think they're like maybe around eight

55:59Bobby Lee:ten but they have two brothers yeah that i know where are they they never come out they're huge now well they're lappa lappa size yeah yeah yeah and they speak english everything

56:11Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, that's so fucking true. I'm sorry, that was racist. That felt racist to me. Now that was. That was racist.

56:20Bobby Lee:What do they eat for breakfast is a better question.

56:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

56:23Bobby Lee:So what do the brothers, what do they do in the Philippines? They're still in school. Yeah. They're high school. Yeah.

56:28Khalyla Kuhn:Teenagers. Are they funny? They should come to the show. Yeah, yeah, I would love to, because we would love them on the show.

56:34Bobby Lee:This show has basically become the Filipino contingency, right?

56:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

56:38Bobby Lee:Oh, who's leading the podcast world with Filipinos? This show. This has got to be. We could be, yeah. Honestly, I'd love it. We should get a more Filipino cast.

56:45Khalyla Kuhn:Some fans went to your mom's.

56:47Bobby Lee:Yeah, I saw. Oh, yeah. Wait, we had fans go to your mom's restaurant? Yeah. Bakery. What? What? That's so fucking cool. What do you mean they went? This guy? Yeah. Let me see. Yeah. Is that me?

56:59Khalyla Kuhn:I'm Bobby Mom. Oh, my God. Bakery. Wow. Oh, my God. There's kids hitting sheep and goats. Oh, my God. What the?

57:15Bobby Lee:I bought like one of everything. Four of some things, two of some things. And it all costs like$1.70. Okay. It's amazing. Yeah. Oh, it does look really good. It does look good. Oh, pause. Go back. What? Go back. What is that? What is that pastry on the bottom that's like, what is that one? Like the pink roll? That's not burrito. That's not. I forgot. I think it's like a variation of burrito though. But is that like raspberry or fruit? What's inside? Why is it that color? I'm pretty sure it's just dye. Got blood.

57:47Khalyla Kuhn:And it's got blood roll. You don't ever want to take over the store and pass down generations?

57:54Bobby Lee:We've worked in it before. Wait a minute. If Tom Segura is going to open up a fucking bakery in Austin, we should open up Honey 2 here in LA for her mom.

58:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

58:05Bobby Lee:I would 100 % do that. Just so we could compete with Segura and shut down his fucking little croissantery. I bet you - I want to do that. We should do a Honey 2.0. Yeah, Honey 2.0.

58:14Khalyla Kuhn:Do your mom's bakery here. Yeah. What's the bakery called?

58:17Bobby Lee:Honey's. Honey's Bakery.

58:19Khalyla Kuhn:Honey's Bakery. We'll do a Honey's Bakery here. Honey's Bakery LA and it's - It'll be more elevated. I don't want to say - I think the flour we're going to use - No, does that feel wrong? Whatever you want. No, no. Can I please?

58:34Bobby Lee:You're doing it.

58:34Khalyla Kuhn:No, I'm not doing it. You're - I feel like I'm drowning.

58:37Bobby Lee:No, you're doing great. I need you to back me up here. Yes, can we use elevated ingredients? You want a ship?

58:44Khalyla Kuhn:Let's just bring the dyes and everything.

58:47Bobby Lee:We have to stick to the ingredients. The recipes. Yeah, but we have those ingredients here. Not like this, you don't.

58:53Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, you don't?

58:54Bobby Lee:No, no. Okay. No, that's capre toenails they mush into there. It's different. I would actually love to open up a Filipino bakery, employ your mom, family members, people from the Philippines, bring Filipino cuisine here. That'd be cool. I actually would love it.

59:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

59:10Bobby Lee:Because then we could beat Segura.

59:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

59:14Bobby Lee:And wouldn't that be nice to just like trample it? It'd be like, oh yeah, you did good things.

59:17Khalyla Kuhn:We'd have to buy, you know what I mean? Like open up a store across the street from his store.

59:22Bobby Lee:In Austin?

59:23Khalyla Kuhn:In Austin. But I want it here in LA so we can - But the only way to beat him really - Is to open up across the street. Is to close him down.

59:29Bobby Lee:Okay, so how about this? I'm not even kidding. Yeah. What if we do a pop-up Honey 2 across, we do a pop-up shop just for fun to see how it goes across the street.

59:37Khalyla Kuhn:And then you and I definitely have we promote it. We'll hang out every day. We definitely have to show we have to show up every day.

59:42Bobby Lee:We'll spend a week down there promoting signage that says don't support two bears support bad friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the bad friends family.

59:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

59:49Bobby Lee:I like it. I honestly would love to do that.

59:52Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, let's do it. I think it'd be so fucking fun. Now would he be mad you think? Yeah. Yeah. No, he wouldn't give up. Yeah, I don't think it would be fun.

59:59Bobby Lee:All right, well look let's say goodbye to the girls they gotta go.

1:00:01Khalyla Kuhn:Rudy's got to go to school You got to come back though You're not going to come back or no?

1:00:06Bobby Lee:I'm going to be here for four months

1:00:08Khalyla Kuhn:Do you like doing this podcast? We love having you guys on the show Give them a round of applause Wonderful stuff

1:00:15Bobby Lee:So thank you to our girls for coming back We love them Our Filipino friends And today once again Fancy has foisted the Quinnipiac kids on us Yeah Send in the weirdest one so we talked to one of these ones send in one of the weirdos yeah weirdo weirdest one give me the weirdest one yeah perfect sit in the blue chair look at this guy he dressed up by the way all these kids dressed up for the first time in any of the classes that have come here of all the quinnipiac classes that have come here these kids all wore dress-up clothes yeah i've never seen them so dressed up yeah what's your name sir um nick nick banano nick you don't have to say your legal name what's your social give us zero sit no no nick banano it's banano really how do you spell pregunto bernano bernano uh b-o-n-a-n-n-o what year are you at quinnipiac third year so you're a junior yes yeah they don't know that you haven't taught them that fresh not yet no senior what are you doing at quinnipiac you want to be in media studies what are you doing um a film television and media arts major in front of the camera behind the camera You know what?

1:01:23Bobby Lee:I'm more behind the camera, but I like both.

1:01:25Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, wow. You're an actor as well.

1:01:27Bobby Lee:I'd like to be, yeah.

1:01:28Khalyla Kuhn:Give him a scene. You either are or not. Are you an actor? I am. Good.

1:01:33Bobby Lee:Wow. Wow, I like that. Where are you from, Bonanno? I'm from South Windsor, Connecticut. Wow. Right next to East Hartford. Oh, yeah. Hartford, yeah. Yeah. Connecticut boy. A young Connecticut boy. Born and raised. That's where Quinnipiac is. Connecticut. You have a sweet face. He does. Do I?

1:01:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, a really sweet face. You do, too.

1:01:49Bobby Lee:He's got good skin, too, this kid. You never had a pimple your whole life, did you?

1:01:53Khalyla Kuhn:Touche.

1:01:53Bobby Lee:Oh, no, never. Seriously. He's got clear skin.

1:01:57Khalyla Kuhn:He's got rosy cheeks, guy.

1:01:59Bobby Lee:No, no. Yeah. I'm big.

1:02:00Khalyla Kuhn:Whoa, dude. All over the place, huh, guy? Banano?

1:02:06Bobby Lee:He's got rosy cheeks. Yeah. Somehow that's an insult.

1:02:10Khalyla Kuhn:It is, yeah.

1:02:11Bobby Lee:Banano, what's your life like? What's my life like? What's your life like? You a single guy? What are you doing? Single guy? It's all right.

1:02:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah? What do you mean? For now, yeah.

1:02:20Bobby Lee:Yeah. You like LA?

1:02:22Khalyla Kuhn:How old are you? That's all right.

1:02:23Bobby Lee:He's 20.

1:02:24Khalyla Kuhn:You're 20? 20 years old. Single guy. Yes. Quinnipiac.

1:02:30Bobby Lee:You tried, yeah. Ooh, interesting move, Banano. Interesting move, Banano. And that's a weird move from Banano out the gate. He might want to hold back a little bit. Wow. He's going to poke the panda bear.

1:02:44Khalyla Kuhn:You did great. Yeah, thank you, dude. Don't poke the panda bear, buddy.

1:02:47Bobby Lee:It's Chinese New Year, by the way. You're the horse. Oh, that's weird. Don't piss off the panda bear.

1:02:51Khalyla Kuhn:That was a trick thing because I'm Korean. He's Korean. We were testing you. Racist. Oh. So you thanked me.

1:02:56Bobby Lee:You're Korean? I didn't notice.

1:02:57Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, wow. Banano. That's another Banano, dude. Second gig. Second gig.

1:03:01Bobby Lee:Ow, ow, ow. What's your dream, Banano? My dream?

1:03:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:03:05Bobby Lee:To write, direct my own shorts. I'm not sure. Feature length films. Right. Make more comedies. That's why I love this podcast. You guys are hilarious. Do you listen to this show? I do. Okay. Right on. Very cool. Banano, we like that a lot.

1:03:18Khalyla Kuhn:Banano, we like you a lot. Yeah. You're a sweet man. Thank you. You're not dating anybody. No, not yet.

1:03:24Bobby Lee:We'll get you somebody. Yeah, you want somebody or not? Girls out there in the Connecticut, are you girls or guys or what do you? Girls? I don't know, man. I'm not - You're being defensive. Yeah, you got really defensive. I could have been anything. Yeah. That's true. What do you eat in the morning?

1:03:37Khalyla Kuhn:Fruit Loops? No, I don't eat fruit. That's what I call back. It was almost as bad as his. It was a bad as his. No, it was a callback. What's your breakfast?

1:03:49Bobby Lee:What's a banana breakfast? But if anything, it's oatmeal. That's it. Steel cut oatmeal. Well, young ladies out there in the Connecticut metro area.

1:03:58Khalyla Kuhn:Well, let's ask what kind of women he likes.

1:04:01Bobby Lee:What kind of women do you like?

1:04:02Khalyla Kuhn:So let me give you the height range. Okay. Oh, height. Okay. Four foot five to six foot. Where is it?

1:04:11Bobby Lee:If it's like five. Five foot. Five five, yeah. Five five. Okay, that's fun. Yeah. Okay.

1:04:17Khalyla Kuhn:If she was five one, problem? him? No. No problem. Let's just say 5 '1".

1:04:23Bobby Lee:5 '1 to 6 feet tall.

1:04:25Khalyla Kuhn:I bet he'll take. Is there an ethnicity thing that you...

1:04:29Bobby Lee:Not really. Italian girls.

1:04:32Khalyla Kuhn:Are you Italian?

1:04:33Bobby Lee:I am Italian.

1:04:34Khalyla Kuhn:Banano. That's how they say it. Banana in Italian.

1:04:39Bobby Lee:Santino and Lee. Santino.

1:04:41Khalyla Kuhn:Give me an accent with Lee, please. Lee.

1:04:46Bobby Lee:Go ahead, Banano. Lee Wow I like that Lee Yeah yeah Yeah that's Lee

1:04:53Khalyla Kuhn:So you wanted Italian girl Yeah All limbs It's not always a given It's not a given Yeah So you and your students Are all together right Staying at the same place Yeah Have you guys had any good meals

1:05:06Bobby Lee:Uh yeah I'm trying to remember We went to Well not In-N-Out Yeah yeah In-N-Out No Why I like it Yeah What do you mean You don't like In-N-Out It's alright Yeah What do you think What's better What fast food is better What fast food What fast food burger is better Shake Shack You're wrong You're wrong Shake Shack No you're wrong I'm from the east coast

1:05:25Khalyla Kuhn:It doesn't even matter It's not even close

1:05:27Bobby Lee:Yeah it's not even close I think Fatburger is better Interesting I actually will give you

1:05:31Khalyla Kuhn:Some credit there Fatburger is good Because there's more Yeah But there's almost You can customize Yeah I like Fatburger

1:05:37Bobby Lee:How do you know Fatburger Ice Cube talked about it Oh my god Oh that's good I love Ice Cube Give me the loot Give me the loot what time in the morning did ice cube get get the fat burger what time in the what time in the morning did ice cube get a fat burger you had two in the morning you had it yeah two in the morning

1:05:55Khalyla Kuhn:got the fat burger you know what i'd like to do and what did he see he saw the lights of what

1:06:00Bobby Lee:oh great we're doing this huh it was a blimp what company goodyear yeah and what did it read don't Look up. What did it read? Ice Cube is a blimp. Oh, my God.

1:06:14Khalyla Kuhn:Of the year.

1:06:15Bobby Lee:Pimp.

1:06:15Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. Ice Cube's a pimp. Okay.

1:06:17Bobby Lee:But I'm glad you knew Fatburger. That's cool. That's so embarrassing. What I like to do with you guys is that - That's all right. He's never going to see it.

1:06:22Khalyla Kuhn:After this podcast, I'm going to give you guys money.

1:06:26Bobby Lee:That sounds great.

1:06:26Khalyla Kuhn:So you guys can go - No, but you guys are going to go eat tonight together.

1:06:30Bobby Lee:As a family.

1:06:31Khalyla Kuhn:As a family.

1:06:32Bobby Lee:That's beautiful.

1:06:33Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Go tag in someone else. I want you guys to eat something good, though. not fast food right yeah something good yeah all right how about this go tag in somebody else

1:06:42Bobby Lee:there banana i love you bye banana you're the man yeah we love banana give it up for banana yeah he's the best tag in somebody banana and we'll get two people and then we'll call it yeah look at it look at this stand up real fast oh yeah stand up yeah look at this guy's belt turn to the side yeah jesus christ on the last loop of the belt on the last loop get a smaller belt man whose belt is that well you got to say it into the mic so we can hear it yeah yeah i'll tell you So it's funny The belt was too big Yeah I literally took a scissor I cut a hole So that it would fit me Just for this occasion

1:07:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah This kid's interesting You don't seem like a survivor to me

1:07:15Bobby Lee:I mean I think I could I'm Jewish I'm a survivor

1:07:19Khalyla Kuhn:You know who you are Repeat after me

1:07:21Bobby Lee:I like how he goes I'm Jewish As if the belt didn't give it away Do this with your fingers Do this with your fingers

1:07:26Khalyla Kuhn:Okay Alright do this with one finger right Warriors Warriors Come on and play Hey. You're that guy, dude. Yeah, he is that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your names?

1:07:39Bobby Lee:My name is Harry. Not Styles. Call back.

1:07:43Khalyla Kuhn:This guy's great.

1:07:45Bobby Lee:Just say Fruit Loops. And what's your name? What's your name? Shirley. Hi, Shirley. I like Shirley. I'll tell you that.

1:07:50Khalyla Kuhn:You're grounded, Shirley. That's what I feel. A calmness. Why? Well, that response is quite grounded. Yeah, it's a very grounded response. Because you're inquisitive. You're inquisitive.

1:08:01Bobby Lee:You asked a question to a statement.

1:08:02Khalyla Kuhn:that's a grounded thing to do well comparative to his energy yeah you seem a little bit more

1:08:07Bobby Lee:grounded is what i meant surely yeah surely you're also jewish i imagine no no no surely yeah surely you're jewish yeah uh harry and shirley are here with us from quinnipiac yeah uh students and uh harry is a second year yeah uh third year third year also also a junior

1:08:25Khalyla Kuhn:and what about you third year third year wow what do you guys want to do after what's your dream

1:08:30Bobby Lee:I want to be a journalist, but honestly, put me anywhere. You'll do anything. I'll do anything. Okay, I like that. And what about you, Harry? I'm going to sound exactly like Banana, but I want to write and direct. It's my dream.

1:08:41Khalyla Kuhn:It's your dream. Yeah. It's your dream. What kind of movies? I love horror movies, but specifically horror comedies, it's a great subgenre.

1:08:50Bobby Lee:Yeah. Horror comedy, like your favorite horror comedy is what? I mean, I'm thinking weapons because it's so recent. That's good. I did like - I know I'm Jewish My favorite horror comedy One of the best horror comedies out there Oh 100 % The ending's funny What are your favorite horror comedies Favorite horror comedies I like Have you guys heard of Deadstream Deadstream was funny It was like a smaller indie film I like it a lot Tucker and Dale is a classic

1:09:24Khalyla Kuhn:Is Deadstream good I have Shudder

1:09:26Bobby Lee:dead stream is really good i mean is it on shutter it is on shutter what the fuck is that dude it's like yeah yeah it's it's funny i'm telling you it's like shangling a bath

1:09:40Bobby Lee:going back to the well go harry harry your dream is to make horror comedy and you want to be a journalist yes and then how has this been going with him in los angeles this little semester in la or whatever It's going great. I mean, I'm from Connecticut, so we don't have all these amazing film opportunities that are out here. So I've been loving it. He sounds like he's politicking right now. He's very good. How about you? I mean, it's been great for me. Where are you from? I'm from Connecticut too. So is everybody usually from Connecticut that goes to the school? I was born in New York. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:10:11Bobby Lee:Give me my credit.

1:10:12Khalyla Kuhn:I'm walking here.

1:10:14Bobby Lee:Hey, hey. Hey. $1.50 for a slice. Do you guys like LA so far? Honestly, love it. Yeah, what about you, Harry? No, it's great. It's great. I feel like when I'm here, I want to be out 24-7. You guys should get into Bobby's house. He's going to hand you guys money right now to go get food.

1:10:33Khalyla Kuhn:You guys have got to get dinner.

1:10:34Bobby Lee:This is his favorite house. Oh, no, you don't have to, Bobby. I want to because I know you guys don't have a lot of money. Yeah, thank you. We are college students.

1:10:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. You actually don't know that. These kids could come from - It doesn't matter. I'd like to pay for their dinner. Oh, are you sure? Yeah, go grab it. You can probably get a dinner for Right for$300 Grab it you're Jewish Do you think they can?

1:10:52Bobby Lee:I know I'm Jewish They can right? Yeah Yeah yeah

1:10:55Khalyla Kuhn:They can give it

1:10:56Bobby Lee:How much is it?

1:10:57Khalyla Kuhn:$300 Yeah

1:10:58Bobby Lee:Oh you're so sweet Thank you You have$400

1:11:00Khalyla Kuhn:No dude You give them$100 I don't have any cash in my pocket Yeah you never do this I'm the one That's fucking bullshit dude This is part of the show But every time I do it You don't do anything

1:11:09Bobby Lee:That's right Yeah yeah yeah

1:11:10Khalyla Kuhn:I'm not doing this anymore

1:11:11Bobby Lee:I do the other 97 % of the work Alright alright

1:11:15Khalyla Kuhn:Give them$100 Okay, here's another$100.

1:11:17Bobby Lee:Another$100? Oh, thank you so much. Well, then you guys all have to go out to dinner together. If we find out from Fancy you didn't go to dinner, it's going to - We will. We'll take a photo for you guys. Shirley, you could take that. Yeah, yeah. You see what he did just there?

1:11:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. But I'm telling you right now, you have to go to dinner with that. You can't be splitting it, you know what I mean, for other things.

1:11:34Bobby Lee:No, we will.

1:11:34Khalyla Kuhn:This is for dinner tonight with the group.

1:11:36Bobby Lee:And I'll make sure Fancy tells you where we went.

1:11:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I want to know where they went because I'll know if they spent the money. 100%. Depending on -

1:11:43Bobby Lee:We'll be very Fancy.

1:11:44Khalyla Kuhn:Canes, no.

1:11:46Bobby Lee:somewhere nice yeah i'm jewish but i promise to tip well it's good yeah

1:11:57you know what i don't understand it but well he will 12 yeah yeah 12 15 15 yeah yeah 20 20 20

1:12:04Khalyla Kuhn:no chance yeah no chance no chance yeah no chance go somewhere nice okay okay well look we we want

1:12:09Bobby Lee:to thank you guys we hope uh what do we have we have one more person all right you go tag in the other person. Thank you so much. Good luck with your guys. Good luck with everything. Thank you so much. It was a pleasure being on. Oh, look at this last guy coming in. Tag in. Come on in. Come on, sit down. It's your time to showcase your - This guy. They all dressed up.

1:12:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. You like this guy? You guys know this guy? Of course.

1:12:31Bobby Lee:Yeah. A little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy, not from Connecticut. I'm not actually. I'm from White Plains, New York. Yeah, we can tell. Yeah, I'm a New Yorker. I can see that the goatee in the earrings does not say Connecticut. No. What's your name? I'm Will. Will. Will, a Quinnipiac senior? I'm actually a third year. I'm a junior as well. Third year. Okay. Quinnipiac third year. And what do you want to do, Will? So my dream job would probably be like a cinematographer in the film industry.

1:13:02Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, something. That's good.

1:13:03Bobby Lee:Behind the camera.

1:13:04Khalyla Kuhn:You don't want to be on front. Not really. Like Bonono. Yeah. Yeah he thinks he's George Clooney Yeah man You want to stay behind the camera

1:13:13Bobby Lee:Stay behind the camera

1:13:13Khalyla Kuhn:We're a cinematographer Yeah

1:13:15Bobby Lee:You know who you kind of look like Who? George R. Martin You kind of have this The writer vibe Yeah the writer Look at this I could be like his son or something As a young guy As a young man You kind of have his Oh wow I didn't even realize He had cool facial hair You kind of look like him

1:13:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah Brother You have that That's you I can see it Your future is bright That's you Yeah Your future is bright really bright

1:13:38Bobby Lee:you want to be behind the camera you want to you want to you want to DP DP yeah so like I'll work my way up like PAA second AC and then DP and then hopefully that's the end goal that's the goal yeah I think it's achievable you look like an artist to me he seems like he is yeah yeah yeah what's your favorite band go fast I mean it's not really it's Tame Impala I mean it's like one guy I love Tame Impala I love it oh my god I love it is it one guy though or is it a band it's one guy it's a band but it's one man it's one man when he performs live it's a band but I think when he's in the studio, he does myself.

1:14:05Bobby Lee:But I consider them my favorite band.

1:14:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me another band.

1:14:09Bobby Lee:I mean, I love Green Day. They're great. I know you mentioned it earlier, but they are pretty good.

1:14:14Khalyla Kuhn:I'm in the new Green Day movie. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's awesome. Yellow Day. Yellow Day.

1:14:24Khalyla Kuhn:Really good. They're racist, but good.

1:14:27Bobby Lee:Yeah, touche. Well, hopefully these dreams come true for you guys. You excited to go to get a meal tonight? Yeah, I'm very excited. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Thank you. No, thank you.

1:14:34Khalyla Kuhn:I love you. Good luck to you. Do you have any questions of wisdom that we can give you right now?

1:14:39Bobby Lee:Any questions we can fulfill? I mean, not at the moment, but I'm just really grateful that I'm here and talking to you guys. This is a great experience.

1:14:45Khalyla Kuhn:That's not a question, dude. Ask a question. No, but that was an honest answer.

1:14:48Bobby Lee:No, I was just saying, like, thank you for having us.

1:14:50Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you for even being here. We love having us. We love you. We love Quinnipiac.

1:14:54Bobby Lee:For some reason, we continue to support this university, but it's done nothing for us. Nothing. Except for give us a room to podcast in. That was like a funeral home. Yeah. I mean, it was unbelievable, that place. We really enjoyed our time there. They're good people. You know, how about you do this? Why don't you look into that camera and say, thanks for being a bad friend. Down right there? Yeah. All right. Thank you guys for being a bad friend. Thank you. I love it. Thank you, Bobby. Thank you.

1:15:22Bobby Lee:I will say, I have a street joke. It's not my joke, but I'm giving you a street joke that somebody told me today. It made me laugh so hard. He goes, did you hear what their -

1:15:32Khalyla Kuhn:I'm going to try not to laugh. Good. Did you hear what they're... Dude, see it to my face, though. All right.

1:15:37Bobby Lee:Did you hear what they're renaming Epstein Island? Kid Rock. That is so good, it's unbelievable. That's right there. How have we not done that? That's our show joke. That's an our show joke. And my buddy told me that. Kid Rock.

1:15:55Khalyla Kuhn:I have a new name. I have a new joke from that joke. Yeah, what is it? They're renaming Epstein Island. I already know it's not gonna work but I'm gonna commit bad bunny worse bunny bad good bomb I'll see you later do you have any more jokes? yeah give me a topic I would try to improvise a joke give me a topic Prince Andrew yeah they arrested him right?

1:16:24Bobby Lee:yeah finally

1:16:28Khalyla Kuhn:fuck that's a hard one

1:16:30Bobby Lee:I like that village people shirt

1:16:32Khalyla Kuhn:What did the queen say to

1:16:37Khalyla Kuhn:What did the queen say to Prince Charles About her brother About his brother I already fucked it up Give me another shot Let me say it again Because I haven't thought about the punchline yet So I have to repeat it

1:16:51Bobby Lee:I see how your brain works Like this Yeah

1:16:57Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Yeah.

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