The Sneaky Nakamara

5:03Khalyla Kuhn:Can I tell people when it went on? Go ahead. You and I, after the pod, we amongst ourselves went, you know what I mean? Let's go get a burger. Let's go get a burger. Yeah. Was between you and I. That's what it felt like. To be honest, was it between you and I? That's what I thought. That's what I thought as well. A private moment. It's a private. You got in my car. Yep. We drove to the burger place. Yeah. Right? We're sitting there. And all of a sudden, McCone and his beautiful dear mother comes. Yeah. And pretended like, whoa, you guys are here too? And we're like, yeah, you fucking heard us that we're coming here.

5:35Bobby Lee:Here's McCone.

5:35Khalyla Kuhn:I didn't know you guys were going to be here. Yeah, yeah. No, I think you said, I thought you didn't know for sure. Yeah, but I was going to come here anyway.

5:43Bobby Lee:Opposite direction of where he lives. Right.

5:45Khalyla Kuhn:Literally opposite. Really opposite? Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Oh, 100%. Yeah. And then what you did, what you did is, let's all sit together. I felt bad. Right? Oh yeah. So we're sitting there, which changes, you know, what I wanted to talk about. 100%. Yeah. Because with you and I, we could spill the beans. Different story. Yeah. And then with your mom was like, oh, well, how was, um. How is the weather in Minneapolis? Yeah, yeah, in Minneapolis. Yeah.

6:08Bobby Lee:And you should have seen, dude, the way she was flirting with Bobby was crazy. She was flirting with him. She kept eating fries. She put ketchup on and go. Yeah. Yeah. And she goes -

6:17Khalyla Kuhn:She would get the smallest fry too, which is offensive. She goes - You're the crispy, small one. Yeah.

6:23Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. She goes, little yellow fry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you suck that. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't like that. Yeah. But you know what? That's whatever. You're an attractive boy. Yeah. And I get it. People are going to flirt with you. You know what? I would if your mom was single. All right. All right. Hello. Stick around, man. Yeah, I'm kidding, McCown. You never know what the world holds for us right now. I'm on my Olympics kick harder than I've ever been. I haven't seen a single - I'm watching Luge. I'm watching... What else are you watching, guy? Curling. We watched curling last night, and then I watched it again.

6:53Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

6:54Bobby Lee:Don't you like it? Yeah. The figure skating. Are we doing good? Who's doing the best in figure skating? We do. We got a sweet little boy. Malman or something? Let's see the gold medal leader right now is Norway. It would be. Italy and US is in third. But a Nordic country should be in first. It's the Winter Olympics. We had this discussion at dinner. Why isn't the Summer and Winter Olympics taking place at the same time?

7:15Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

7:16Bobby Lee:Why are they not?

7:17Khalyla Kuhn:Is Ghana on there? Let me see where Ghana is. Ghana's gone. All right. I mean.

7:24Bobby Lee:That was supposed to be a joke. I got it. No one got that. Well, how come the Jamaican bobsled team isn't on there? Didn't they kind of make a - They made a movie about it. They made a pop about it. Yeah. It was a big deal for a short amount of time. We said, why couldn't the winter and the summer be at the same time? Why don't they do them at the same time?

7:39Khalyla Kuhn:Ooh.

7:40Bobby Lee:I look at Carlos who's trying to figure out the math here. Yeah. Why wouldn't that work? hold on hold on hold on let him try to figure it out why wouldn't it work they wouldn't be in the same place but it'd be happening the same time oh i thought it was same place and then the issue was pants versus shorts packing oh packing so that's the big deal is packing really threw me

7:59Khalyla Kuhn:right no but you can do it at the same place well yeah kind of there's certain sports you couldn't do like um the long distance running thing what's it called long distance running well yeah no i

8:13Bobby Lee:I think it's cut and dry. I don't think so. Long distance running? Yeah. It's called long distance running. No, it's called marathon. Marathon?

8:20Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, marathon. Marathon. The ones that the Africans are good at. Those are the sprints. That's everything. Any running. You're right. They're good at all the running.

8:31Bobby Lee:Pretty good at jumping, running.

8:33Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, the running and the jumping, right? Right? You could do that indoors. Yeah. Right?

8:39Bobby Lee:Yeah.

8:39Khalyla Kuhn:The long marathon, probably not.

8:41Bobby Lee:No, they would just keep running around that track. You'd run around the track. What's 26 times four? 30 ,000 times. There it is. Yeah. It's a long day. But I just said you could do it. Yeah, 26 miles. We know. 105 laps. You could do it hemispherically because right now it's winter in Australia. I'm sorry. It's summer in Australia, winter elsewhere, right? Winter here, summer there. You just switch it. You just do a summer here, summer there, winter here. Just do it at the same time. I think it's a good idea. I think they should do it simultaneously. Then it would make more of a buzz. The Olympics don't have the buzz anymore that they used to have.

9:17Khalyla Kuhn:The Winter Olympics. What does better, winter or summer? Summer, right? Summer kills it.

9:21Bobby Lee:It's not even close. Well, because winter is a lot of like skiing and then shooting at little targets and then skiing it and then a lot of lugee. They're flying. I have a suggestion.

9:34Khalyla Kuhn:Do all three at the same time. Summer, winter, what's the other one? The one you put in Hobbiton or something. Special Olympics. Special Olympics. So winter, summer, special. Like some fantasy, you know what I mean? I don't know. Wait, what? No, winter, summer, special Olympics. Yeah, where do you put special? You know what I mean? Somewhere in the - Middle Earth. Middle Earth. Middle Earth or, you know what I mean? Or at the castle at the Hogwarts, what's that? Hogwarts castle?

9:57Bobby Lee:Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we're big special Olympics fans over here. You're great. Huge. I'm huge.

10:02Khalyla Kuhn:You're great at that.

10:03Bobby Lee:I don't know how, so what? We're down on medals. We got some time left. I'm hoping the USA really pops back. Cause we're big USA fans over here.

10:11Khalyla Kuhn:I like when a small country wins something.

10:14Bobby Lee:Like Trinidad and Tobago we said earlier. Yeah. That's our guy. That's our figure skate guy. Zoom in on his face. That's our guy dude.

10:21Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, he is, wow. Ilya. Zana dude.

10:24Bobby Lee:Malinanen.

10:25Khalyla Kuhn:What? Ilya Malinanenen. They should have an alternative Olympics, like turning point Olympics. Oh, they do. Don't you think? A turning point Olympics?

10:32Bobby Lee:Just Americans only.

10:33Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Different competition, like the meth run. you know the meth you know the methylene yeah yeah who has the best back bend who can be on the

10:41Bobby Lee:most amount of fentanyl touch their toes and wake up stuff like that yeah that's pretty good yeah yeah white trash olympics that's what it would be yeah i think we probably have that yeah oh

10:52Khalyla Kuhn:redneck olympics is a yeah running with a carburetor yeah you gotta steal with a steal

10:59Bobby Lee:a carburetor and run with it how many fish can you carry you're just running what you guys have that. The hot dogs and the... Hot dog eating competition? Right. That's not a... What about you guys? You're saying that we're a turning point? No, he's saying that we're dirty Americans. We are dirty Americans. And you're an American too now, pal. Yeah, I did. What do the Spanish compete in? What are you guys good at?

11:20Khalyla Kuhn:Soccer.

11:20Bobby Lee:No, not anymore. Not anymore. No, pretty good. Don't give it to me. They're pretty good.

11:26Khalyla Kuhn:Tennis.

11:27Bobby Lee:Yeah. Who won the last World Cup? Not Spain. It was Argentina. Yeah. When was the last time Spain won a World Cup?

11:34Khalyla Kuhn:2012.

11:35Bobby Lee:What does that say? 2010.

11:38Khalyla Kuhn:10.

11:39Bobby Lee:Yeah. Been a long time, pal. And that, by the way, and that was, what is that? Spain's one of eight national teams to have been crowned world champs. Participated 16 of total.

11:48Khalyla Kuhn:2010 isn't a long time when you're thinking about if they do it every four years.

11:52Bobby Lee:16 years. So it's been how many?

11:55Khalyla Kuhn:How many World Cups? Mm-hmm. Let's see. 2010? Four. Four, good. Yeah, yeah. Nice. but you have also a lot of great countries that do it you know think of Brazil South America Germany England Germany I mean there's so many great that's good 2010 I'm backing you up it's not bad I don't like it yeah I can name you really just ballers from Spain Iniesta you know him I do you don't

12:23Bobby Lee:Iniesta

12:23Khalyla Kuhn:Puyol do you remember Puyol Puyol yeah Puyol yeah yeah yeah he was very good ladies and gentlemen Puyol Some good ones, yeah. The Spanish announcers. Arsenal has some. Do they? Yeah. Michel Marino. Marino. That sounds Italian. Yeah, when he says it, yeah. Yeah, Marino. How do you spell it in Spanish? Marino. Marino. We have Zubamendi. Is that Spanish? That's Basque.

12:51Bobby Lee:Basque. That's the other, that's the nice side. Wow. Right. Fancy boy side.

12:56Khalyla Kuhn:Wait, wait, so there's ghetto Spanish last name? Give me a ghetto Spanish I'll give you one Rosende

13:06Bobby Lee:That's a ghetto Spanish Rosende

13:10Khalyla Kuhn:That's bottom class

13:13Bobby Lee:What does Rosende mean What does it translate to Praising Something you don't get around here much Let's hear how the computer says it Brother it's in Danish

13:27Khalyla Kuhn:Rosende Yo, so is Gar - Let me look at - Is Garcia a ghetto name Or upper class, you think? Garcia. It's just so common. Torres. Torres. Upper clover. Common? Common. What about Iniesta? Very, uh - Upper. Very upper.

13:44Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So really, class? You can determine class by last name. Look at me saying yes. Yeah, yeah. Garcia is that. Torres, this dick is a dick butt. Sorry, this dick is a dick butt?

13:55Khalyla Kuhn:It started listening to your conversation.

13:57Bobby Lee:Oh, good. get us plugged into AI. Yeah. Dude, AI is just on fire right now. I cannot. Some of it. Driving me nuts.

14:05Khalyla Kuhn:The video of Tom Cruise and, oh yeah. What happened?

14:08Bobby Lee:Oh yeah. Did you say the black eyed peas in Tom Cruise?

14:11Khalyla Kuhn:Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise fighting.

14:14Bobby Lee:Is it good?

14:15Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, you Instagrammed that for me. Just insane. I saw a clip of Seinfeld where George is kicking, you know what I mean, Jerry, and it looks pretty good.

14:23Bobby Lee:Oh, I saw that into a brick wall.

14:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it looks pretty good. Oh, that looked amazing. Yeah, it's a Chinese.

14:27Bobby Lee:uh no just a message whoa you killed Jeffrey Epstein you animal

14:35Khalyla Kuhn:he was a good man he knew too much about our Russia operations he had to die and now you die too dude dude dude it's getting scary dude I want to watch that movie yeah yeah I want to watch that movie too and let me tell you something what I'm saying Tom Cruise in this scenario kills Epstein and Brad's mad.

14:57Bobby Lee:Interesting twist. Yeah. To have Brad be the bad guy. Yeah. And Tom be the ultimate hero once again.

15:03Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

15:04Bobby Lee:He killed Epstein. And we know that's not true. He's living right now. I saw Epstein today at Blue Bottle Coffee. I saw him.

15:11Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, I saw him at Air One, dude. He was there. He went to Hi-Ho. I followed him from Hi-Ho to Air One, dude.

15:18Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah, and he just disappeared. Yeah, at Air One, I think he gets the Kylie Jenner smoothie or whatever.

15:25Bobby Lee:He loves it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one is it? What Jenner is it? Is it Kylie smoothie? No, it's the other one. What's the other one?

15:32Khalyla Kuhn:No, the other one's Kendall, but I think it is the Kylie Jenner smoothie.

15:35Bobby Lee:Do they get a piece of that?

15:37Khalyla Kuhn:Of course.

15:38Bobby Lee:I think she probably got a signing, like a deal with them. They probably gave her a couple million just to use her name. My God. Travis Scott has one too. Travis Scott has a smoothie? My God. There it is. There's her smoothie.

15:49Khalyla Kuhn:Peaches and cream, 23 bucks.

15:51Bobby Lee:Peaches and cream. Wow. Know what I mean? Peaches and cream. now who now she's with uh what's his name timothy timothy chalamet she's a chalamet or now yeah that guy man he's batting a thousand huh oh yeah movies girls right he's his dating roster is amazing batting a thousand this kid when does it end for him it doesn't no he's forever isn't that great it's great good well it's not yeah he's leo he's leo he's leo yeah yeah yeah but the difference is we don't see him in a baseball hat covering his face all day he's out and he's out he's kind He's kinda out in them streets. Yeah.

16:21Khalyla Kuhn:He wants an Oscar.

16:22Bobby Lee:Oh, once he gets one, you think he'll cover up?

16:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

16:25Bobby Lee:Hat down. Mmm. Yeah. Do you think Leo keeps his hat on when he's banging those models? You think he keeps the hat on and the mask on, the COVID mask, and covers up? Mmm. And headphones on while he's doing it? Who's that? Toby. Toby with his girlfriend at, what is this? Who is she? Is she famous? No. Mishka Silva. She's a model, obviously. Super Bowl. Oh, that was at the Super Bowl?

16:47Khalyla Kuhn:Mm-hmm. Just new girlfriend.

16:49Bobby Lee:He's, Toby's still doing it, huh?

16:51Khalyla Kuhn:Killing it.

16:52Bobby Lee:Wow. Spider-Man, dude. Yeah, Spider-Man money, dude. Look at that. Spider-Man, Spider-Man, grabbing all the hot models that he can. You know, I'll be honest, have you met him before, Toby?

17:03Khalyla Kuhn:No. Yeah. No, I don't know him. He was a little standoffish when I met him. What happened? Did you try to hack him?

17:10Bobby Lee:No, I just, I walked up, I tried to talk to him and it. Dude. Yeah, yeah. It's a great joke. You got to land your syllabus. Yeah. Did you hack him? Did you hug him? Hug. Can you say G's? Say good gracious. Good gracious. There. Hug. Did you try to hug him?

17:30Khalyla Kuhn:I think it was the way I was approaching. I was trying to like talk to him. I was like, hey, dude. I'm Spider-Man. Good. Are you good? I get it. I'm on his side. I was doing what you were doing. I couldn't get my words out. You know what I mean? Just good, dude. You did Spider-Man good. Yeah. Hey, hey, man.

17:52Bobby Lee:Hey.

17:53Khalyla Kuhn:I get it.

17:53Bobby Lee:Have you done that? And he tells his assistant, he's like, what was up with that disabled Chinese boy? Yeah, yeah. I got nervous. I'll tell you who locked me up pretty good. Who? You know when you think someone might know who you are in our business,

18:04Khalyla Kuhn:so you think if they see you, they'll go, hey, man.

18:08Bobby Lee:You know, or a different acknowledgement. You make an assumption. Well, no, no, just that they think you might not just be a fan, that you're someone who's like somewhat of a peer.

18:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

18:15Bobby Lee:I was going to a coffee shop. this is a long time ago so credit to him he probably didn't know who i was but i was going to get a coffee and uh oscar martina oscar from the office yeah he's getting out of his car and he's going to the meter to pump the meter by himself by the way so i wouldn't interrupt him if he was with somebody you know whatever and then i'm coming out of the coffee shop and i go hey man and he goes he turns he goes hi and i go you're great man just to you know i love your work and he goes okay like pissed and i was like oh but then i thought for a second he'd be like are you comic or you know that's what you make you took a risk it's my fault yeah no it wasn't your fault well that's not your fault but he could have at least gone thanks man he was kind of like uh all right like get the fuck out of here yeah and i and so i threw my coffee on him

19:01Khalyla Kuhn:no but i kind of locked me up i was like oh shit i thought that's what you treat i treat

19:06Bobby Lee:everybody as if they're a producer not you don't do that to everybody no no no a homeless guy be

19:12Khalyla Kuhn:like hey buddy back to me i go man good to see you because you never know you never know dude because one time i saw rick rumen at the comedy store and people were like there's a homeless guy in the you know what i mean well this is before rick rumen lost the weight and stuff like that and he looked disheveled yeah and in my mind i always thought oh it could be anybody right so just if it's a homeless person you know i mean you know bino puerto rican guy with his blind you You know what I mean? You just treat as if they produce. You're like, John Leguizamo? What are you doing here, man? Yeah. I treat everyone as if they're like a big time.

19:51Bobby Lee:You know? I mean, I had a moment. I talked about it today earlier, but man, it got me. There was a moving truck outside of the house. It was blocking the driveway and I had to get out of the driveway. And so I walked out there. It's early in the morning. I was like, hey, brother. Because it's an 18-wheeler truck. It's a huge truck. I was like, hey, man. Are you guys going to... like is there any way for us to get out because we're blocked here and the guy's like yeah in a little bit and i was like all right well i mean we got to get out man and then he goes i know who you are and i was like hey man and he goes i know where you live no yeah and i was like right on dude and i started to walk inside and then i hear him going bobby mom guy bobby yeah yeah and then i pulled out and they're just staring at me but it does feel weird it feels weird for him to be like I know where you live was weird as shit.

20:40Bobby Lee:And they do. I know. Well, if I die next week, that's it.

20:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. Do you ever do this? Today, I went, so I was late. No, so I have therapy on Thursdays. It's all the way in the NC now. So I know exactly when to leave my house. You have to leave at 315 because of the time. Okay. It's like there's traffic. But this time on the 101, there's deadlock. Oh, yeah. Right. And then I looked at my thing and said there was an accident. and when I got to the accident, oh my god. Horrific? No, it wasn't that horrific. It was like two girls sitting against the curb of the freeway and they're just like, you know what I mean? Lamenting. Yeah, talking to a cop and they're like this and that.

21:21Khalyla Kuhn:There was another car, right? And I came just close, just rolling down the window and just screaming at them. Why? Because they caused all this chaos. They got into an accident. I know, that's my point. That's why I didn't roll down the window. I'm a good person. and I didn't roll down the window. You're right. Yeah, but in a society where it goes like, fucking bitch! I had a fucking four o 'clock! You know what I mean?

21:42Bobby Lee:Most people would go, is everyone okay?

21:44Khalyla Kuhn:Not me, not me, not me, not me. No. I'm late!

21:48Bobby Lee:You don't feel resentful? No, what are you gonna do? No one in the room. Namaste, dog. Thank you, Carlos.

21:54Khalyla Kuhn:I'm a big road rage guy.

21:55Bobby Lee:Yeah, I'm a road rage guy. And that's why your car is dented to shit. Yeah. You're Mr. Drive Too Fast and Wild. You don't have road rage. Honestly, when I get in the car, I reserve. It's over. The car, it's over. I can do nothing about it oh my god this guy he's namaste no only in the car because what I we've lived here for so long it's not a surprise I never get on the freeway and go what what the heck is all this I know what's coming I've never once gotten into a bumper to bumper on the 405 and been like this is just unreal it's every fucking day everywhere you go in LA there's a line and there's traffic it's I don't care I'm over it You know what I do To skip the lines What I go to a place That's shittier I just I go to the place I got a B I'll just go to the place I got a B or a C There's coffee shops On every corner Just go to the shittier one Oh no no no no

22:49Khalyla Kuhn:I disagree You want to go to the good one Yeah I go to the good one At the Alfred's right I will park in a red No Oh yeah Yeah yeah I do a legal thing I run red lights Well I do that Oh you do

23:01Bobby Lee:Well because those are suggestions They are Yeah red light is kind of like hey, you gonna stop? And you're like, nah. Yeah. I'll get through it. I think you should be able to run red lights. Yeah. And the green should be delayed on the other side.

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26:50Bobby Lee:Go to shopify.com slash badfriend That is shopify.com slash badfriends. That always made me laugh. Who did that? He's a comic named Stephen Pearl. You know what I mean? An octagon ain't gonna tell me what to do. Yeah, yeah. You know, he died in a car accident.

27:07Khalyla Kuhn:Stephen Pearl. Dude, this dude was so funny back in the day when I was young. There he was with Robin. Yeah. He grew up with Robin at the zoo back in San Francisco.

27:16Bobby Lee:Oh, really?

27:17Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, back in the day. Yeah. Wow. And when I was a young guy, you know what I mean? He used to headline the La Jolla Comedicine when I was a doorman down there, and he used to open with that song. Would it kill? Yeah, in a silly way. That's the silliest thing I've ever, you know. But he's right. It's a suggestion. It's a suggestion. He's right. He ain't going to tell me what to do.

27:35Bobby Lee:I do. Parking in the red is good. McCone did that the other day. Parked all day in the red, didn't get a ticket. I was shocked. Yeah. Right here. I do it all the time, yeah. In the valley, yeah. You can't do that over the hill. You play that game in the city, you're going to get one. Not over here, pal. but no I don't wait in these lines like there's a line there's a place called community goods hot hot spot coffee shop and they have a line down the block every single day look at that that's I'll pick the picture of the business is a line if that's not a deterrent I don't know what

28:06Khalyla Kuhn:is so you'd never been to community good and I will never go yeah is there coffee there is coffee

28:12Bobby Lee:all over the fucking food yeah yeah it's the coffee it's coffee and it's breakfast right there's no chance it's better than every other fucking place there's a place in los felis like

28:21Khalyla Kuhn:that that you wait in line and you go in and it's just packed i don't know what it's called and it's much like community time probably that all time yeah every time i'm on a like a raya date they want to meet there and i just go fuck there's valet yeah oh there is valet at a coffee shop yeah it's not coffee it's food oh it's actual media yeah okay that's fine yeah and all these cool people are there. I hate cool people don't you? I'm done with it. You're one of them. Fuck off. You live in the cool people area. I know but I'm like one of you guys. No you're not one of us. No we don't claim you.

28:56Khalyla Kuhn:You're not a part of our club. It's like Predator. Badlands.

29:00Bobby Lee:We gotta see Predator Badlands before next episode so we can discuss this because everyone's talking about it. I saw it in the theater.

29:06Khalyla Kuhn:It's been out for months and months and months. What are you talking about? I haven't seen it. I've been telling you to watch it.

29:11Bobby Lee:It's really good. It's in the theater now? No. Hulu now. It's on Hulu? On Disney Plus, yeah. Even better. I'll watch it at home. Who's in it?

29:20Khalyla Kuhn:Fanning.

29:21Bobby Lee:Yeah, Fanning.

29:22Khalyla Kuhn:Elle.

29:22Bobby Lee:Dakota Fanning? Elle. Elle, great. Yeah. Fan of the Fannings. Fan of the show. I love Fannings. Big Fanning fan. Big Fanning fan.

29:30Khalyla Kuhn:I'm a Fanning fan fan for life.

29:32Bobby Lee:And who's on the cover? That's her.

29:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's her.

29:34Bobby Lee:Well, I mean, that doesn't look like her. Why do they do that? Well, she's an android.

29:38Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

29:39Bobby Lee:Yeah, but in the movie, she looks like her. But in the poster, it doesn't look like her at all. I couldn't tell you. And who is the predator? Oh, so Demetrius Schuster Kolomagati. Yeah. We got to pick a different last name, bud.

29:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

29:51Bobby Lee:Demetrius Schuster Kolomagati. Wait, sorry, go back so I can see his name. Kolomatangi. Kolomatangi. God, that's hard to say.

30:01Khalyla Kuhn:Do you ever do that? Like a comic will have a really difficult last name that's young. Yeah. And I don't do this anymore because it's wrong. I feel bad for even. But it's like, hey, let me change the last name. What do you mean? Well, your name is Dimitri Malangango. Just change it to what you mean. Steve Smith. Steve Smith. Right? No? They said that to Leonardo DiCaprio and Benicio Del Toro. Those are easy things to say. DiCaprio is one of the easiest things to say.

30:35Bobby Lee:Leonardo was Leonardo da Vinci. That's our familiar name. And DiCaprio is not anything insane. Yeah.

30:41Khalyla Kuhn:But then once Zach came along, I was like, oh, it's fine. Yeah. Yeah, but imagine how long. It took a long, yeah. But even back when I saw him at Open Mics in the 90s, I would never was, I didn't even bother, you know what I mean? I just called him Zach.

30:54Bobby Lee:Like if I was bringing on a guy with a name like Zach.

30:57Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God, it's a nightmare.

30:58Bobby Lee:I would just literally go, ladies and gentlemen, this next time you're going to love it, it's Zach G. I would just do that. I can't, if I, well, because I would butcher it. It'd be worse if I didn't butcher it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck it, I'll just say Zach G.

31:10Khalyla Kuhn:I do that still. Even friends of mine, I can't say it right. Esther P. Esther P. Yeah, Esther P. I do, right? You know, another one is Christina P.

31:20Bobby Lee:Well, yeah, you can't say her last name.

31:21Khalyla Kuhn:I can't say it. I've never said it right ever.

31:24Bobby Lee:But she goes by Christina P. sometimes.

31:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I say, yeah. My doctor, my psychiatrist is under, look, I just texted him today, Dr. Mike. It's impossible to say his last name. So when I first met him, I was like, hey, can I just call you Dr. Mike? Yeah. And he was like, yeah, that's fine.

31:39Bobby Lee:Because it's like, what does it say? Yeah, something like that. I said that because a woman that was working for us, a woman that was working for us, her last name was so unbelievable. It was literally like, what does it say? At some point I just like, it's not, I'm not even going to say your, I can't even.

31:55Khalyla Kuhn:There should have been a rule back in the beginning of time where a last name can only be five letters. That's really good. Don't you think?

32:04Bobby Lee:That's really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at these, look at these. Five letters. Like a Bengali surname. Yeah, yeah. Chata pada chata chata ji. Yeah. Chaka to the boda chaka chata be. Yeah. But well, you know what? These are easier because you just mumble it. You'd go, Mateo chaka pada chata ji. If you said it close, no one will know.

32:22Khalyla Kuhn:And also they know that their last names are complex. So they let it go usually. If it's like super long. Yeah. You know what I mean? They're not gonna go, hey, it's polo wana kano malai. They're not gonna say that. They correct you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's polo wana kano malai. Yeah, so you don't say it that way. It's like, dude, it's like, I can't.

32:42Bobby Lee:I can't do it. It's not part of my - It's not a part of my vocabulary.

32:45Khalyla Kuhn:I can't do it. Yeah. First names, keep it simple too, I think.

32:50Bobby Lee:Keep it easy. Keep it easy, dude. You know? Take it easy, keep it easy. You have a very easy name. Bobby, Andrew. Santino Lee. Yeah, Santino Lee. Yeah, yeah. Carlos. Now Herrera. Herrera.

33:02Khalyla Kuhn:Herrera. A little tough.

33:04Bobby Lee:Herrera.

33:05Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Herrera. You know what I also don't like? When you have a Spanish name and you see someone like Megyn Kelly or something super pronounced the double R and does the roll. I don't like that.

33:16Bobby Lee:She goes, and let me tell you something about Carlos Herrera. I don't like it! Especially when she's angry about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And here is this bad bunny. He's got his whole crew of Mexicans dancing behind him. He's got Carlos Lopez. It's crazy. That's crazy, yeah. Yeah, to just like dip in and dip out. I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They all do that. But newscasters do that. It drives me nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I talked on stage last night about Latinx. I tried some new shit about Latinx. Remember they tried Latinx? And I asked a Mexican guy in the front row. I go, hey, bro, what's up with Latinx?

33:55Bobby Lee:He's like, no, we wouldn't fucking with it. I was like, so White's just tried to like shoehorn that in. He was like, yeah, nah. I said, did any Latinos you know fuck with it? He's like, no, what the fuck? No. But it's funny. Why? We tried to do it. White tried to do it. It wasn't the wokey. I know, but it was so, nobody asked for it to change.

34:16Khalyla Kuhn:Carlos, did you ask for it? Fuck no. I feel like you asked for it. I was pitching a TV show during that time and there was a Hispanic character and they made me put Latinx in. And like everyone gave me shit about it. Including my own friends.

34:27Bobby Lee:But what about saying someone's Latin is offensive? Give me a learning lesson. Is it offensive? No.

34:35Khalyla Kuhn:I don't think so. I mean, it was -

34:36Bobby Lee:Well, you're fucking Latin.

34:38Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I mean, technically - I was pushing for Asian Z. Yeah. And it doesn't catch on at all.

34:44Bobby Lee:Wait, calling someone Latin is generally not considered an offensive slur. While not inherently racist, it is less precise than using inappropriate terms like Latino, Latina, Hispanic. I know, but it's an encompassing thing.

34:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, exactly. Exactly, so because of the Latino and Latina, they decided for Latin X, so they didn't have to do gender. But you could just say Latin,

35:04Bobby Lee:and it would encompass both. Right. So this doesn't make any sense. Like I'm a pale white. I don't need that. Yeah, pale white. No, we got categorized. I got. No. Oh.

35:15Khalyla Kuhn:No.

35:17Bobby Lee:Right, I'm a pale white, but I'm just a white. At the end of the day, I'm just a white.

35:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

35:25Bobby Lee:Thanks.

35:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, you're pale white. I mean, normal white. Yeah. Normal. Normal white. Thank God. Normal hair color. Yeah. Come on everybody, yeah. Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Nice guy. Nice, nice, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

35:42Bobby Lee:I like this bit. What?

35:48Bobby Lee:We don't need it. What? We just don't need the extra bullshit. Too much extra shit. Too much extra shit. Like I'm searching for a new doctor on the website, on like the insurance website. Dude, I mean, it's all I want to know is what do you do? And they give way too much extra shit, like too much information, stuff that they do. Like the first tab was gender affirming care.

36:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I was like, what about internal medicine?

36:13Bobby Lee:I just want to know if you'll find out if I'm fucking sick.

36:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Do the scan, dude. I'm going to do the scan. When you do the scan, I want to do the scan. Well, let's go together. I'm being real though. I really think because I know I don't know if Japan's being real July, but can I tell we it is scan But I know I want I want to Japan and scan to be real Japan is real

36:32Bobby Lee:Okay, why are you bringing up beautiful women on the internet? That's what you told you showed me when we talk much pain the worst person, you know, is planning their Japan 2026 trip

36:47Bobby Lee:It is true why Why is that even she's saying because there's a trend of Japan right now people want to go to Japan there's two trends on the internet that are big one is people think this is Japan year and two people think they're Chinese they're turning Chinese do you know about this I send it to Andrea Jin all the time because there's stuff that says you make me Chinese there's like memes now that whites think they're turning Chinese you think I'm kidding it's all over the internet like I'm becoming Chinese is a real thing and I want to say this to all of our fans and friends out there I'll be Korean before I'll be Chinese

37:20Khalyla Kuhn:thank you thank you so much Thank you. It means the world to me. It means the world to me that I'd rather be a normal white

37:30Khalyla Kuhn:than be Chinese as well. What are you looking at? Nothing.

37:34Bobby Lee:You're a little sweet prince on your phone, aren't you?

37:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, you know, too much, I think. Yeah, it's too much scrolling. What are your hours this week? What do you mean? Doom scrolling. Can I look? Yeah. That was like 12 hours. I think it's because of the Lexapro, I think it's a lot. What do I Google again?

37:52Bobby Lee:not google but i'm at 11 hours today my average is seven hours a day six and a half not bad

37:59Khalyla Kuhn:seriously daily average mine says seven hours yeah it's bad right what's yours mine's only a five and a half this week what's yours seven oh mine's seven too yeah seven seems normal yeah right seven hours a day is crazy wait why because you're constantly looking at your for seven hours of it it's insane well i mean what's what's the usual average four hours

38:24Bobby Lee:well caveman had none you know that's problematic phone usage exceeding five yeah for high risk for mental health issues depression anxiety reduced productivity here's good news got them all already oh you already have yeah so when you're when you already have anxiety and depression yeah yeah so big deal yeah also reduced productivity i don't believe that at all we're the most productive team i've ever met in my entire life all of us are on our phone all the time. But anxiety and depression, for sure. For sure. But I didn't build these machines. They were given to us. Yes. We were a subject of the machine.

38:56Bobby Lee:You want to blame someone?

38:59Khalyla Kuhn:Blame Musk.

39:01Bobby Lee:He didn't have anything to do with it. No, he didn't? No, blame. Jobs.

39:04Khalyla Kuhn:Jobs. Jobs. He's gone. Steve Jobs. That's right. I was thinking about like the jobs I've had in the past. So many bad. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like my coffee shop job. Here you go, here's the phone.

39:16Bobby Lee:You could blame some of those. You could blame some of your current issues on some of those past jobs. Yeah. But it's not worth it. Yeah. You know?

39:22Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I begin to think that it's probably not healthy. I'm beginning to think the phone's not healthy.

39:32Bobby Lee:Every time I look, I should be reading a book, but I can't be shook. I'll get back on the ground.

39:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Is this healthy just sitting there and doing nothing? Yeah. Just sitting there and just, I'm being real. I've been trying it. Just being? Yeah, just, sometimes I'll wake up, I'll sit down. I have a little chair, a comfy chair. It is a little, little chair. It's a little, tiny chair. Yeah, I mean, it's very comfortable though. And I'll sit there for like half an hour and do nothing.

40:04Bobby Lee:No, that's very good for you.

40:05Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

40:05Bobby Lee:Very good. It's collecting yourself. But, you know, here's the deal.

40:08Khalyla Kuhn:But then tragedies occur in my mind. Give me one. Like, just like, you know, 9-11 or when my dad used to beat me. Like, just crazy things.

40:15Bobby Lee:You went from 9-11 to my dad used to be. That's still going through your head? Sometimes. I guess you never forgot. You never forget, yeah. 12 years in retreat. We need to do something like this, a Buddhist retreat.

40:26Khalyla Kuhn:The longest meditations.

40:28Bobby Lee:So Jet Sunma, a Tibetan Buddhist, spent 12 years in meditation retreat in cave in northern India. Similarly extreme training in some Hindu traditions involved 12 years in a hermitage.

40:42Khalyla Kuhn:Jet Li did that.

40:44Bobby Lee:Yeah.

40:44Khalyla Kuhn:People go, where's Jet Li been? He's been meditating since the last movie, I think. Dude, that's what he said. I was meditating for the last 15 years. Wow. That's what he said. Now I'm back. Back for what?

40:56Bobby Lee:You're a thousand years old now. No one wants to see you. It's believed in some Buddhist traditions that the Buddha himself meditated for 49 days under the body tree. 49, you couldn't get to 50, huh? Mm-mm. Just couldn't knock out one day to round out. Right. Yeah, I mean, that seems pretty weak. It's weak, dude. Decades and a lifetime. Tukdam. Some Tibetan monks are said to enter a state of tukdam, a dead but not dead state of deep meditation where the body does not decay for weeks after clinical death. They're doing what you do in the tiny chair.

41:23Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, a tukdam in the chair.

41:25Bobby Lee:Tukdam in the chair. I'll be tukdaming. Oh, so that guy's tukdam right now? Mm-hmm.

41:29Khalyla Kuhn:Oh. Zoom in.

41:32Bobby Lee:Got to give me a picture of a tukdam.

41:33Khalyla Kuhn:I think that might be post-tukdam.

41:35Bobby Lee:You tukdam with your eyes open. That's better, I think. I'm hoping we took this dom off the screen at some point. Yeah. I mean, this is crazy. And by the way, we're not insulting these people. This is brilliant and amazing and beautiful. It just, I mean, he looks uncomfortable. He does not look, he doesn't look comfortable.

41:52Khalyla Kuhn:That sure doesn't look Tempur-Pedic.

41:55Bobby Lee:Yeah. Imagine how bad your ass would hurt. Oh, go to that picture on the left of it, of the one you have on right now, just the left. This is mummified in Tukdom. Wow. Mummified mum. Can you zoom in?

42:04Khalyla Kuhn:The Buddhists claim this guy's in Tukdom, but. Yeah, yeah.

42:08Bobby Lee:Well, they think he's not dead still. Yeah, they claim that. They're collecting his social security, that's why. No, he's still getting the payments. He's alive. He's just in took them right now. Just cashing government checks. No, no, no. He's in there. He's there. Hims.

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42:27Bobby Lee:You got to have hair.

42:28Khalyla Kuhn:You got to have hair. So much hair, man. If you don't, you know what I mean? No offense, Carlos. It happens. Yeah, it happens, dude.

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45:17Khalyla Kuhn:I know excitement's the word. Why not? It's good to act again. Yeah, but it's not an excitement. That's got to feel good. You know, my problem is this, is that, and this is true, is I'm supposed to be a drunk in it, and I have a problem playing a drunk. I did it one time with that Vince Vaughn sketch I did like five years ago for Bill Burr, and I don't know if it's real. You know what I mean? So it's like, how do you play a drunk guy? Because there's ways to do it that's like so sketchy that it doesn't feel real.

45:43Bobby Lee:I see. How do you play it? I think if you're an actual alcoholic and you're drunk, you wouldn't know the difference. so you should just be kind of like lethargic and normal. You would just be lower energy. Yeah. Like let's do -

45:54Khalyla Kuhn:The trick is to pretend not to be drunk, which is what drunks do.

45:57Bobby Lee:Right, so here you go, ready? Yeah, tell me.

46:00Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

46:01Bobby Lee:What's your name in the thing? Chang? Chang. Jimmy. Jimmy O Chang? Just Jimmy. Jimmy, what's been going on at the shop today? Hey man. No, no. Already too much? No. What do you mean? You're acting Alright What's been going on in the shop today Jimmy I didn't come into the shop today man Why didn't you go into the shop I just you know I don't work everyday man You don't work everyday we pay you to be here everyday

46:33Khalyla Kuhn:My bad I woke up Late you know I woke up late Yeah it's my bad man Yeah it's good Is it bad or no It's bad. Oh, then you do it. Okay, go ahead. Okay. Hey, Jimmy. Why didn't you come into work today? I don't know, man. I don't need to. You leave me alone.

46:56Bobby Lee:See, that's good. But you're acting drunk. No. You're not? I'm acting disinterested and over it. You have to pick up. Here's what we have to do with you. Do it again. Jimmy. Jim, did you go into the shop today?

47:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, man.

47:09Bobby Lee:I was there. I went in. I came in, man. Did any customers? you're doing a little San Diego I am? no man or dude or bro just give me oh no man okay yeah what's going on why didn't you go to the shop today Jim?

47:25Khalyla Kuhn:I came into the shop man man again alright

47:29Bobby Lee:we got it no I don't think we got it no we got it hold on you came into the so did you not see any customers today?

47:37Khalyla Kuhn:of course I saw customers I mean that's what I do

47:43Bobby Lee:you saw customers yeah man i'm sorry how many customers did you see today i don't know frank o 'neill came in mr o 'neill came by he's been dead for 13 years frank what frank o 'neill who owns o 'neill's breaks yeah but you know his wife lucilla yeah lucia

48:07Bobby Lee:Jimmy what's going on I'm fine dude

48:11Khalyla Kuhn:I'm sorry Larry I'm fine Larry

48:17Bobby Lee:I need to talk to you in my office Alright okay What's going on Have you been drinking on the job I had a drink I had a little drink What did you have to drink A beer How many beers One beer dude How big was the beer? Sorry for saying dude again. Sorry again. How big was the beer, Jimmy? Who are you talking to? How big was the beer? What? How big was the beer?

48:45Khalyla Kuhn:It was a beer.

48:46Bobby Lee:You know, how big do beers get? That's good. That's very good. How big do beers get is great. Oh yeah, yeah. That's actually - We'll just play with it when we're there. But I like that. Oh yeah. Because then it's not playing drunk, you're playing disinterested. I'm playing disinterested. And I like that. I think disinterest is what an alcohol is.

49:04Khalyla Kuhn:Because when you watch it, you're like, they're playing drunk. I don't like that. Yeah, I don't like when they play drunk. So how do you do it? How do you do meth? That's another one. How do you do meth? Let's do it.

49:17Bobby Lee:Well, I've told you a long time ago. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Can I tell you this? Can I tell you something right now? We go to the same guy. The sun came out. And I told him this morning. The sun came out. I'm not doing that anymore. All right?

49:28Khalyla Kuhn:and leave me the gazebo that built. I don't feel like it. It was made out of wood and the wood that I used was the bridge. Because I'll lick it and I'm not going to swallow it ever again. Luisa never came home. Ooh, but I want a hot dog. I'm hungry. Yeah, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that you made last night. Let's get one. Let's get one right now. Let's get one. Yeah, let's eat it. That's pretty good. What do you think? That's good. All right, let's do... Let's do it all. Let's do acid. Let's do fentanyl. Fentanyl. I don't know how to do fentanyl. One, two, three.

50:01Bobby Lee:so mean what was it called so mean what was the buddhist thing called yeah yeah tucked them tucked them yeah we just tucked them to i think you're gonna play a great role i think you shouldn't be i think you should be well they'll give me notes you know what i mean but

50:12Khalyla Kuhn:that's the only thing that i'm like a little nervous about because it's like well have you

50:16Bobby Lee:read the scripts so you know you're ahead of the game i'm ahead of the game yeah yeah i haven't

50:20Khalyla Kuhn:memorized the lines yet but it'll be fine it'll be fine yeah well have i be real have you ever

50:25Bobby Lee:Memorize lines

50:29Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah of course I've memorized lines For all All the things I've done I've memorized lines Okay Oh you think when I'm on like Sex and the City I'm just making it up No they're like you have to say it word for word So they wrote those things that you did Yeah yeah

50:45Bobby Lee:I memorized them days before That's what I'm saying you do days I don't do that You do it on spot I do it the morning of I don't know how that's possible yeah I get in the trailer and I just do it

50:56Khalyla Kuhn:yes you know John Cho does that I saw him do that one I'll read it yeah I'll read it

51:01Bobby Lee:before and then I'll memorize the sides that day yeah I have to do it the night before because if I ingest it prior to that I get I don't it gets two scrambled eggs in my mind so if I read it I understand what the scene is yeah and then in my trailer or whatever I'll just I'll get the lines then yeah and take by take if it's a huge piece yeah if it was like a thing we did sometimes on I'm Dying in a Period I'd have like a page and a half of a monologue.

51:24Khalyla Kuhn:Days before.

51:25Bobby Lee:No, no, no. The night before, I just do chunks. I divide it into chunks and I use a keyword to continue on my next chunk. Wow. And that keyword indicates what the next piece is. So I just kind of like, I don't like how you divide up an hour. You do 15, 15, 15, 15.

51:39Khalyla Kuhn:Do you forget when you're there? All the time. Yeah, yeah. It's okay.

51:42Bobby Lee:They got to be patient. We're going to edit this. It's not fucking live. This is Birdman. Yeah. Like I couldn't, if they were like, we're going to do it one take, I'd be like, fire me. Fire me right now. Oh, right, right, right. I could never, fire me right now. Yeah. Shoot me, let me die in the scene. Yeah.

51:58Khalyla Kuhn:And also, it's like you, sometimes I need another actor there to calm me down. I remember Oliver Hudson, the pilot for Spilling Up Together, he had to pull me aside and go, you're all in your head, it doesn't matter. You know what I mean? Just say your line. You know what I mean? And then it was fine. Yeah, what a nice thing for him to do. Yeah, yeah. It's just like, you know, you're allowed to make mistakes. say your line it's everything's fine

52:23Bobby Lee:I want to say something obviously now that we're in the world of speaking about actors this will be long after but rest in peace to the great James Van Der Peak oh my god I can't you know I can't even you know what I hate

52:36Khalyla Kuhn:rest in peace I knew I worked with him before I know yeah and what a nice guy he did Tiger Belly as a just you know what a nice guy and you didn't post a memorial picture I didn't post anything because of the fact that I'm just it bothers me a lot that people do it But when they, you know, they have, I have photos with him, you know, that could go, you know, rest in peace, brother. And, you know, and I, there was, I asked around, I go, why don't I not want to post it? Because when I see it, it bothers me.

53:07Bobby Lee:Right. Well, Hollywood does that. Well, it's a little performative, right? It's performative. Sometimes. I mean, look, it's a, it's a way to cope. So, so for some people, they want to put the picture up because it means something to them. They want to say, I had a relationship with this person I really loved. But for some people, it's a little performative. like for some people it's like you could go up to them after you saw them take that put that post later that night you'd run into them and be like hey man i'm really sorry about your friend james they'd be like james what do you mean yeah and you're like vanderbeek and they go oh yes yeah but what a bummer you're like some people you can tell it's baloney and some people it's very real

53:36Khalyla Kuhn:but you but i get what you're saying it's hard to post he's just you know he was an authentically nice person. Yeah. He really was. Super easy to be with. Very helpful on set. And, you know, it wasn't like super close to him. You know, we did a series together and then we would hang out a little bit after that before when he lived here in LA. Yeah. And like I said, we podded together, but, you know, what a loss. And it's just super sad. Yeah. It's a bummer. It's a real bummer.

54:12Bobby Lee:The good ones go

54:13Khalyla Kuhn:Because some people that are Fucking fuck twads Are still alive You know

54:17Bobby Lee:Let's name it We'll put up a list right there I'm not gonna put a list

54:18Khalyla Kuhn:Everyone knows what I'm talking about But it's like Yeah There are people that Yeah so it's like I don't know

54:24Bobby Lee:What does it mean Life is precious Life is short We should get screened He did talk about that So we'll do the body screening Cause he talked about it Cause he got He got diagnosed Quite young What is he 46 or something I don't know I mean Yeah

54:37Khalyla Kuhn:48 I think

54:39Bobby Lee:I mean that's a young That's a terribly young death you know

54:42Khalyla Kuhn:the children he has so many children they're just gonna be robbed of you know he had a lot of kids yeah he did they're at almost 2 million on their GoFundMe what do you mean the Vanderbeek Vanderbeek family has a GoFundMe the fans set up and they're almost at 2 million oh wow yeah send me that GoFundMe series I will I will this is

55:06Bobby Lee:I don't want to I don't want to make anything that would be misconstrued here but how much How much are you going to give?

55:17Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, you want to be real? Well, you brought it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've done this before. And you want my honest, you know?

55:25Bobby Lee:Well, yeah. Yeah. If you really want him to send it to you. Probably a grand. A thousand American dollars. Yeah. So they wanted 1.5 and they got 2 million already. And I hope they get as much.

55:36Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, they already exceeded it?

55:38Bobby Lee:Yeah, but I hope they - Nothing. Oh, so now you're not going to give anything? No. She wants some. A grand. I think that family deserves as much as they can for losing someone. Are you gonna contribute? Dude. Someone gave$30 ,000. Wow. Anonymously. Who's anonymous? Anonymously they gave$30 ,000? Mm. You know, you would. What? Never.

56:00Khalyla Kuhn:Nope. I'll do it right now anonymously.

56:02Bobby Lee:30 grand. No, not 30 grand.

56:04Khalyla Kuhn:Not 30 grand.

56:05Bobby Lee:The point I was making, if you gave 30 grand, you would want people to know. You either then.

56:09Khalyla Kuhn:you either pal that's rude that you wouldn't even say something like that if I had 30 grand to give I would do it anonymously

56:15Bobby Lee:don't raise your voice and you have 30 grand to give and you could do it but you would put your name up there that's what I'm saying the Dow

56:26anyway

56:27Bobby Lee:raise your hand if you agree he'd put his name up there go ahead see you would you know you would and here's why you're giving the money it's not bad but you'd go hey

56:41Khalyla Kuhn:I'll tell you why I wouldn't Can I Sure Fight your case Fight my case You're not gonna I'm gonna bring it back to Stardew Valley As everything does Life always does So in Stardew Valley there is a character named Pam Love Pam We have a crush on Pam And he has a daughter named Penny

57:04Bobby Lee:Pam is a guy I thought that was a girl Well you said he has a daughter She, she, she had got it.

57:09Khalyla Kuhn:And she, she drives the truck.

57:11Bobby Lee:Okay. You know, go back to Pam. Yeah. Pam could be both. You know, Pam is pretty. Okay. So who knows what, who knows what that is.

57:19Khalyla Kuhn:Right. So they live, Pam and Penny live in a trailer. Yes. That, that I can see by the photo. Okay. So they live in a trailer, right? They're at. Yeah.

57:29Bobby Lee:You know, what is this with trailers and redheads? They, we, we all grew up in trailers.

57:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. We do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that, you know, because they have red hair and I love you. Yes. So, you know, I, so there is some, in the game, you can get rid of the trailer and build them a brand new house. Wow. Right? And you don't get any points for, don't do that with Penny. Don't do that with Penny. You don't get any points for building them a house. Yeah, but there is a little dialogue thing where, okay, okay, somebody said, don't get me hard, David. All right. Is that Pennyborn? Yeah, it's Pennyborn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not. Because she is somebody that I do marry in the game.

58:11Khalyla Kuhn:So you're in love with Penny. I love Penny. And that just got me like, you know what I mean? Anyway, dude, don't get me started with Penny. Wow. Oh, wow. Interesting.

58:20Bobby Lee:Anyway.

58:21Khalyla Kuhn:Interesting. All right, can we move on from it? Can we move on from it?

58:24Bobby Lee:That's in your little chair at your reflection time. She'll make you cocked him or whatever.

58:33Khalyla Kuhn:So anyway, there's a thing in it where the carpenter goes, to you robin she goes should we should i tell him that you gave him all this money to build it or or should we just you know i mean just keep it anonymous and i always choose anonymous because it's like but you you don't get any perks either way it's like what does it matter you know i mean but i always choose not anonymous so you think yes i do valley penny i'm sold yeah i'm sold on your because ethically i'm just like that yeah last year when i sent out my special olympics thing Andrew Duncan to Grand Anonymously. Yeah. And you didn't respond to the message.

59:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, because I don't respond to anything you said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not a good case. Yeah. The only reason you knew it was me is because I gave a jokey name. Yeah, you said Generous Gary or whatever. Yeah, and I would have done the same thing. You know what I mean? But only you know that. Sneaky Nakamura. Okay, so.

59:28Bobby Lee:If you're coming up again, I'll send you another.

59:29Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I'll say whatever. You know what I mean? Sneaky Nakamura is so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If your nickname would be Sneaky Nakamura. Yeah, I'll do Sneaky Nakamura, but my point is this. I would do it anonymously. So I think you're wrong. Okay. Yeah, that's my defense.

59:43Bobby Lee:It's fine. I'm excited to see your name up there on the GoFundMe. Yeah. And you know, I will say this. I'm glad we never said anything about James on the show prior because people blame us all the time that when we talk about a celebrity, they pass away.

59:57Khalyla Kuhn:We already did it, remember?

59:58Bobby Lee:Catherine O 'Hara, I know. We did that. We spoke about her, and then weeks later, she died. No, that's not true. It is true. we've done it so many times on the show and people bring it up i guess the guy said we've done it there's people that track how many times we've talked about people for some reason

1:00:11Khalyla Kuhn:let's do an experiment right now we'll throw out a name and just see willie nelson's still alive

1:00:16Bobby Lee:yeah william shatner also alive 94 william shatner's a good one clint eastwood that's a good one if i was going to do a death poll yeah yeah you know i don't i don't wish death on any of these people but if you once you reach 90 don't you feel like you did it you really did it You lived a full, imagine if you got to 90 and you're like, I just don't know if I've lived a full life. Yeah. 90? You did it. 95. Who's the oldest up there? Lee Grant, an actress turned 100 in 2026. Oh, 101 is Eva Marie Saint.

1:00:46Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, she's the girl in North by Northwest.

1:00:49Bobby Lee:Oh my God. And she won an Academy Award for North by Northwest, right? She's 101, but she lives, what is it, so sad. Well, everyone she knows is dead. you know that's something my grandmother used to say she's like all my friends are dead you live to 90 all your friends are gone well and who can they talk to yeah like imagine your grand imagine a 97 year old woman now yeah going what is going on and everyone around her is like six seven bitch yeah yeah yeah like fuck i'd want to be out of here like if that's the world everyone's vaping yeah but when i'm old i'm gonna talk to neroi sorry neroi who's that

1:01:29Khalyla Kuhn:He's my robot.

1:01:30Bobby Lee:Oh yeah, your little robot.

1:01:32Khalyla Kuhn:Hello, I'm Neroi. Hello, Neroi. What's going on today?

1:01:36Bobby Lee:Can you stop jerking off, Bobby? I have to watch this all of the day. Yeah, but wouldn't I have an AI robot that talks to me all day? You're going to get it. It's doing backflips now, this fucking weirdo thing from robotics from Boston Dynamics. They can literally, they just did a complete, what do you call that in gymnastics when they do the turnover? There it is. Yeah. There it was. It just did it. There it is. Doing a fucking backflip. Look at this. Yeah. And it's in slow motion. That's incredible. Look at this. Boston Dynamics, you said? Yeah, look at it. Watch this. End of society. That's the end of society.

1:02:16Bobby Lee:Yeah. If it can backflip, it can fuck us up. It can, yeah. It's going to learn to beat our ass. Is this the one where it fell? There's one where it falls. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's what you get. thinking you're like us running on ice. Ah ha. Ah ha. Ah ha. Ah ha. Yeah.

1:02:39Bobby Lee:Pause it. It's a two years away for perfection. Dude, how funny. Imagine he goes back with the other robots when they're like, you know, they're down at night. Yeah. And they're like, we saw you fall.

1:02:49Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:02:50Bobby Lee:And he's like, no, you didn't. He's like, yes, we did. You ate shit. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. You suck. You suck. You suck. they're going to take you apart tomorrow you know they're going to be so aware so they're going to reach awareness where they know what if it was falling on purpose to give us a false sense of security now you're really now you're digging in you're digging it you think they were falling on purpose to trick humans into thinking they're still flawed but they already know they know gosh you're right

1:03:21Khalyla Kuhn:I can't wait if they have fingers what do you want those for when I'm signed faint yeah he made just fingers gang robots yeah you mean illuminati they're like what's that blood

1:03:33Bobby Lee:yeah yeah i used to grow mushrooms with my buddy in a tupperware underneath his bed we inoculated

1:03:40Khalyla Kuhn:the spores and all that stuff is it the hallucination yeah the magic mushroom imagine

1:03:45Bobby Lee:we just were doing shiitake

1:03:49Bobby Lee:nah yeah just good old woodier mushroom yeah yeah no we were doing matt we grew mushrooms under his bed it was kind of it was amazing we ordered the spores offline wow it was the back like new internet you know where you like dig to like find out the web where you could buy illegal drugs and we and we inoculate how long did it take to grow it i don't i'm in my retain frame of reference would be bad so a couple of weeks to a month or so i don't really remember it'll work yeah they weren't that strong i remember drying them out and they just weren't that good and you know and we're probably already smoking weed and drinking so you're like maybe they are working who knew if they ever worked.

1:04:23Bobby Lee:But I did mushrooms one time with my buddy Tyler. We went to a haunted house and that was one of the just insanely stupid things to go to a haunted house tripping balls. It's not fun. You want to be relaxed when you're on mushrooms. I like going to a mall. On drugs, yeah. Well, no more for you. Never again. Maybe. No, Bobby. Who knows? Robert? Yeah. You know, it's funny because I never wanted to go in public spaces when I was on drugs. That was so stupid. I never wanted to do that.

1:04:50Khalyla Kuhn:What's that, dude? They have like psychedelic simulators.

1:04:54Bobby Lee:For guys that are sitting at home tripped out, they want to look at stuff. Oh, let me see. Let me see one.

1:04:58Khalyla Kuhn:It's like if you're like sober, what it would be like to do mushrooms. That is so realistic. Oh, wow. That is.

1:05:04Bobby Lee:Wow.

1:05:05Khalyla Kuhn:I think spiral and stuff.

1:05:06Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah. The movement of things is always what got me. That's why it was hard to go places.

1:05:13Khalyla Kuhn:This is what it's like for me every day.

1:05:14Bobby Lee:I'm thinking about, we're thinking about getting another dog. That's fantastic. And let me tell you why. Why? She found a dog that is not in good shape That has not a lot of years left

1:05:24Khalyla Kuhn:No get a new one

1:05:26Bobby Lee:No no but listen Get a brand new one She said wouldn't you rather help this dog And have it's last few years be amazing Other than sitting in a Whatever you know in a shelter Or whatever

1:05:39Khalyla Kuhn:Can I have an argument against it Yeah So we did that We have one named Remy Who I love like I love all my animals okay so you told me on that I'm in alright but I've had four years with Renby where I could have had 15 16 years with Renby I thought you were going to be like I thought he'd be dead by now yeah and a year ago the vet was like you should really think about putting him down and we can't do it no let life do it but Renby is like like he's dude blind spine twisted like just fucked

1:06:19Bobby Lee:and it's so hard but imagine how much better Remy's life is with you than it would be anywhere else I know we do give him a great laugh

1:06:26Khalyla Kuhn:nice treats everything alright maybe get one well give me the argument of why you just gave it to me

1:06:35Bobby Lee:because you love it and it's amazing and it's better off there than it is some fucking stupid shelter

1:06:39Khalyla Kuhn:we did save him

1:06:40Bobby Lee:because the shelters suck ass they're not fun they were going to kill Remy by the way By the way, the shelter for dogs is a retirement home for adults, hospice, and you're just locked in a room. Fuck that. Yeah. I want to die at my house. I want to die free. Yeah, do it. Right? I think you should. Don't you want to die in your own volition instead of in a hospital?

1:07:03Khalyla Kuhn:But let's, your current dogs, see if they get along.

1:07:07Bobby Lee:Yeah, you have to introduce them. Yeah. But what if they don't get along? Then you just keep one in one room and keep one in the other. I don't know. I don't think so. I don't know. That's hard. Yeah, it's hard. but it's a risk you're willing to take. And if they don't get along, then the new dog, you put it outside, you open the door and you say, we'll see you when we see you. Yeah. Good luck out there.

1:07:26Khalyla Kuhn:There are your friends coyotes out there.

1:07:29Bobby Lee:No, I think we gotta give it a whirl because it's worth the -

1:07:32Khalyla Kuhn:Where are you gonna go? Humanity society? Where are we gonna get it?

1:07:35Bobby Lee:Yeah, there's a shelter up in the valley, in the North Valley.

1:07:38Khalyla Kuhn:Do you ever go just randomly?

1:07:40Bobby Lee:I'll tell you why I don't go. Why? Because it makes me so fucking sad. Me too. So it gets me overwhelmed and I'm like, I can't save all this stuff. And it just makes me feel sad and yucky. It gets me just fucked up.

1:07:53Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. The reason why I don't go is because every single animal I have is those visits where I'm like, let's just go check it out. And then you get one. Yeah. And you get one. Every single animal was like that. So eventually like we can't even go because I will take one home.

1:08:06Bobby Lee:That's what I mean. It makes me too sad to be like, well, what are you going to do? You got to fix all this stuff? Yeah. How hard?

1:08:11Khalyla Kuhn:It's so hard. I know. Oh God. some of it's so sad and you just want to you try to justify your mind it's like well we can you know i mean you know we can get a bigger house yeah you'll change your entire life yeah yeah

1:08:23Bobby Lee:and it's like it's too hard well i'll say this um you know i'm excited i'm excited for the springtime

1:08:34Khalyla Kuhn:why are you excited every day is springtime here because because when spring has sprung yeah so

1:08:41Bobby Lee:What is our love?

1:08:43Khalyla Kuhn:Your love for what? You? It doesn't for me. My bad. You don't spring sprung for you? Yeah, I don't spring sprung for you. No, no, no. All right. It dies for me. It's fall. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It turns into fall for me. But yeah, my love for you stays the same. Never changes. Good. Yeah, it's deep, but shallow. At the same time, it's a combo. It's a combo deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:09:05Bobby Lee:That's because you have a tiny vaginal canal. That's rude. Everything's filled. Everything feels deep for you. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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