Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King

5:45Theo Von:I'm just sitting there in a restaurant in Vegas, all of a sudden, a big cake with a bunch of candles, and everyone's, happy birthday, and you did that for me.

5:54Rimbo:Dun, dun, dun. And they played like the traditional music, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday. Happy, happy birthday to you, to you.

6:03Theo Von:Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

6:08Rimbo:You seen that funk, the funk monks or whatever? It's like a band. It's like those monks that are willing to be funky or whatever. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not aware of it.

6:17Bobby Lee:They're the funk monks right there.

6:19Rimbo:Oh, those are the funk monks? I think so. Funk monks. Do you know them? Huh? No. Oh. But damn, they look fun.

6:26Bobby Lee:God, do they ever. Yeah. It's a big band too.

6:30Theo Von:It's like the white Jabbawockeys.

6:33Bobby Lee:There's one black guy. You gotta have one

6:35Theo Von:You do need one black horn And Jamal on the horns

6:41Rimbo:Save us Jamal

6:46Rimbo:That's good Ladies and gentlemen the funk mucks Funk monks That's a good horn Dude did you ever see that baby dude I forgot to even ask you What baby man

6:54Bobby Lee:Your ex He's saying have you met your Kalilah's baby yet I'm translating Did you ever meet it

7:02Theo Von:Yeah You did Many times I play with it

7:05Rimbo:Is there any feelings when you hold it like man

7:11Theo Von:What are you doing man Why the fuck You come around here doing that

7:16Rimbo:Is there any times when you put it in your little Arms I do It could have been What could have been

7:23Bobby Lee:Do you think he was left over in there And some of it got in that baby There's some left over Bobby

7:29Theo Von:That sperm is slow It's slow It clinged to the ovaries for years. Yeah. It's my turn. And jumped in the other sperm, grabbed the tail. All right. Here we go. Like a little Rick sperm? Yeah. Like a Rick sperm? Oh, yeah. I was like, yeah, Rick sperm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe there's some of my stuff in there. You ever look in the eyes of the kid and think about that?

7:57Bobby Lee:Yeah.

7:57Theo Von:One of them was like this. No. Stop it. What? Don't deflect. Don't deflect what? Tell us the truth.

8:02Bobby Lee:You look at the kid ever and you go, look at that. That's a little bit of me right there.

8:06Theo Von:You know, you want to get real? Let's get real. Yes.

8:13Theo Von:I'm alone late at night. You know what I mean? You ever look at pictures of the kid when you're alone? Sometimes. And I go, what could have been? I think I made some mistakes.

8:26Bobby Lee:Funk monks! Let's get real!

8:30Theo Von:Sorry about that. Yeah. What could have been What could have been And I made some choices that were not really I regret Well you were also saving up your urine in a lot of jugs around the home

8:41Rimbo:I know I know some people call that doomsday prepping But I'm like For what party It was a collector's item for him

8:50Bobby Lee:It was more of like a It's ambiance

8:53Theo Von:Because when the sun goes through it It has a glare That's a show you sauce

9:00Rimbo:That's all it is A spicy shoyu. Yeah. With Goju Jang with love. Oh, Goju Jang. Good reference.

9:08Bobby Lee:Goju Jang with love. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

9:10Rimbo:But there are moments where you have that thing where it's like, yeah, I could have, if I had just got my ducks in a row, you know, it would have been different. But that's life and you keep going. Yeah. You keep going.

9:20Bobby Lee:Good reference.

9:21Rimbo:But you know, I learned.

9:22Bobby Lee:If I would have hung my ducks correctly in the window, I could have still been with her. That could have been my kid.

9:26Theo Von:You like duck, man? It's too, it's too gamey for me. I've had duck neck.

9:31Rimbo:It's too oily. The meat. I've never had duck body, I've had duck neck. You have? I've had duck neck, I've never had duck body.

9:39Theo Von:Duck neck.

9:40Rimbo:What's duck neck, man? Duck neck. Duck neck. I mean, it's in the title pretty much. Yeah. Duck neck. Duck neck. Duck neck.

9:50Theo Von:So, you eat the neck of the duck? There it is. Yeah. It's good. Looks like sausages. Oh, you can really eat the neck. Oh, duck neck.

9:59Rimbo:Yeah. Hot spicy duck necks. Hot spicy duck necks. You ever any exotic animals? What if you're somebody that eats a lot of neck? Are you called a... Go ahead. A necker? Yeah. No, you're not. You look that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. NECA. NECA. NECA, yeah. My bad.

10:18Bobby Lee:He be necking.

10:19Rimbo:Dude, how have you guys been feeling, man? The show's been doing so great. It's like you guys is, has it cemented you guys' friendship differently? Is that a crazy question? Am I just making things silly?

10:28Bobby Lee:No, that's true. No it's good Yesterday or what The other day we shot Our six year anniversary Pretty huge We did six years We're kind of nuts We didn't think we'd continue He can't do it It's Lexapro It's Lexapro sigh

10:43Rimbo:It's gotta be Well you seem positive Usually you don't have A ton of energy I think Yeah he's got a shit load

10:48Bobby Lee:Of energy

10:48Theo Von:Yeah yeah yeah It's on the cellular level Yeah I exist I know only do exist Hmm Yeah I had a dream that my Oh dude I had a dream Oh, I just saw Hacksaw Ridge, speaking of that. Yeah? Yeah. Good movie? I mean, I don't think it's good. What were your dreams? Yeah, that's what I meant. I had a dream that we went camping, me, you, and my brother.

11:14Bobby Lee:Whoa, let's go.

11:15Theo Von:Yeah, yeah, and then my brother was making too much noise. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah, and then he woke you up, and then you faked yelled at him. What do you mean? You pretended that you were sleeping, right? I knew the bit you were going to do, right? And I go, Andrew's getting really mad if you wake him up. I knew that you were still awake but pretending to sleep. And you did an extra, you know what I mean, snap. Oh, good. And it freaked him out. And then he ran out of the tent. Hey, Bob. Yeah? Hey, Bob. Why is Andrew so angry, Bob? Yeah, Bob. So good. Yeah. Andrews. I mean. What did he do?

11:49Theo Von:He left him. It was just you and me. Yeah, and then you and I. And then you and I both left and then I woke up. That's a nice dream. Don't you, I hate when pees end it. Yeah. Why do peas end dreams?

11:59Bobby Lee:Cause otherwise you'd pee in the dream. You're gonna piss in the bed.

12:02Rimbo:But life was so good when you peed in the dream, when you used to ride that bitch, you're like, I'm staying in here. And in your dream, everybody's like, well this guy's just peeing everywhere in here, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, that guy means it, bro.

12:13Bobby Lee:I've spit in my dream one time and I woke up, spit all over.

12:16Rimbo:Really?

12:17Bobby Lee:I felt like something was in my mouth, like I must've been stuffy. And in my dream I just, and I spit and then I woke up all over my pillow with spit. And I thought, that's so fun to do that in your dream and it to be happening in real life.

12:29Theo Von:It just feels good. But do you know when you die in a dream, you really die in real life? That's what they say?

12:34Bobby Lee:Wait, is that true, guys? Impossible.

12:36Theo Von:Yeah.

12:37Bobby Lee:In the Matrix. In the Matrix, if you die in the dream, you die in real life. So it's got to be real. Because we're living in the Matrix, aren't we not? Does anything feel real lately? No, dude.

12:46Rimbo:Bro, not at all.

12:48Bobby Lee:Yeah, so I think this is...

12:49Rimbo:But no, everything's going well. nobody's living in complete fear yeah i just take it day by day you know man pal oh yeah

12:57Theo Von:that's all you can do man that's what i'm doing did i say that a couple episodes ago no but there's

13:01Kalilah Ebanks:nothing you do so we do have to monitor it yeah what you repeat things yeah yeah shorts are memory

13:06Theo Von:loss you think so yeah that's so is that a side effect alexa pro yeah yeah let's do a symbol can we do a symbol like a hand single symbol yeah i'll do that do this okay when i've said something before. All right. Okay. Yeah.

13:18Bobby Lee:Do something like that. Very subtle. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah.

13:22Theo Von:Just point to your eyebrow.

13:23Bobby Lee:Real subtle.

13:24Theo Von:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's very good. Okay. So did I say that? Oh yeah. That's no. That means no. Yeah. Yeah. Picture lips. What's the lip thing? So this is no. Oh. Oh yeah. Okay.

13:38Bobby Lee:That's hungry in sign language.

13:40Rimbo:What does this mean? I know this means something.

13:42Theo Von:Yeah. That's like it. You know what I mean? Back in the forties, the black people on stage. Jazz hands. Jazz hands. Jazz hands. Jazz hands. Back in the day? I haven't seen that. All right. Jazz hands. Jazz hands. Jazz hands. I should have said that. Yeah, yeah. Jazz hands, dude?

14:02Rimbo:Oh. Yeah, you haven't said it before. Yeah. Dude, this is awesome. Dude, I've never been on here. This is your, yeah. Because I asked the other day. Wait, have you never been on the show? I don't, I didn't even, I swear to God. We've been trying. And now we're here. We'll be trying. Well, I think, yeah, since I moved away, it's been tougher, you know, and then just having to do your own show. You know how it is. Oh, my God. You're doing your own show. It's a nightmare.

14:23Theo Von:We do miss you a lot. I think about you all the time. Yes, same. I really do. And I go, I wish Theo, because we saw you more often.

14:30Bobby Lee:Yeah, we did.

14:31Theo Von:Yeah.

14:31Bobby Lee:Back in the good old days.

14:32Theo Von:And you're one of the only guys that have moved away that I kind of miss.

14:37Bobby Lee:Who else moved away that you don't miss? Go ahead.

14:39Theo Von:No, I miss, I see the book.

14:40Rimbo:There's a lot of them that it's blatantly obvious. Do you have to ask him that?

14:47Theo Von:I mean, you're the one that is in my mind the most.

14:52Rimbo:Oh, that's nice of you to say, man. Yeah. Yeah, I forget about, I don't forget about what some of those days are. Like, I forget about some of the times at the store and stuff. I definitely long for it, I think. Yeah.

15:04Bobby Lee:Do you have that in Nashville at Zaney's or something?

15:06Rimbo:Mm-mm.

15:07Bobby Lee:You don't have like a club thing in the city that you go to?

15:10Rimbo:No. Because they're the only club. Yeah, I go to Zaney's sometimes and there's another place there, City Winery. Sometimes we'll try to stop over there and make a show happen and zanys has a lab now too so you can do like just a you know i've got a show there coming up i got a couple shows in like the next month coming up so that's going to be good can you pop in or no yeah you can but they have like booked acts and so ah that's right you know sometimes you don't want to show up at somebody's show and they have a full green room and now you're in their space and then um but also i was just on tour i was out it was like a lot of times when i was when i was doing shows it was just out of town so it was like when i was home I was just kind of trying to relax or podcast.

15:45Rimbo:So yeah, it was like the past couple of years was just, it was just very busy. You know, it was busy.

15:49Bobby Lee:Are you going to take some time or no?

15:51Rimbo:Yeah, well right now I don't have much touring. I mean, I'm putting some shows back up now because we're going to retake my comedy special in a couple, like a month or so. You're scrapping the old one. Yeah, I think we might just, we may, I don't know. We just want to have a better shot at it, you know? All right, sure. How many did you shoot the last time? We shot two. We shot same day, load in same day. There was just like, I mean, we talked about it. Yeah, we have. or i don't know if we we talked we talked about it yeah we don't i already talked to him about him personally he's on the floor yeah it was just like a lot you know just like a it was a just a crazy time and so i think it was just too much to try to do something um but i also want to get it good it's like you know i've worked hard on i want to get it at least to where i feel like hey this is the best that i can serve it yeah where were you gonna film this time i don't know we were looking at eerie but the uh because i love the theater there when i performed there really but the weather

16:41Bobby Lee:the weather

16:44Rimbo:might be pushing us out of there

16:45Bobby Lee:it's Erie, Pennsylvania

16:46Rimbo:and so I think maybe we're looking also at Jacksonville

16:50Bobby Lee:Jacksonville is also in Florida Carlos typed in Erie, Indiana

16:55Rimbo:well it's funny you have three white guys over there who obviously conquerors of land but they don't know where anything is yeah but yeah we're trying to figure it out but it's all good Netflix Netflix? Yeah.

17:11Bobby Lee:Yeah, we didn't do Netflix. They didn't want us around.

17:14Rimbo:Yeah.

17:14Bobby Lee:They said no thanks to us.

17:16Rimbo:But you guys did... Hulu. Hulu. Hulu. Which is great. Yeah, it is. Do something new. Spread it out. Yeah. We're trying. And what's yours called, Bobby? Finally. Isn't that good? Yeah.

17:28Bobby Lee:Finally. It's time. It's about time. You like it or no?

17:32Rimbo:Be real. Yep. No, be real. No, be real. Be real. Be real. I do like it. I was just thinking if I like it and I do.

17:39Bobby Lee:Yeah, you got to give them a second to think about it. Give me some other suggestions of names you might call it.

17:43Rimbo:Fine Lee. We talked about final Lee. And I thought fine Lee, like fine Lee. Like fine. This guy's fine. Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's the thing that happened. And then Lee at the end. Got it. Steve's brother. Steve's brother's really good.

18:01Theo Von:Oh, that's a good one. Steve's brother. Yeah. What's your mom's name? Jeannie. Jeannie's boy.

18:07Rimbo:Dude, my mom's Gina. Whoa. Why not? We should put them together somewhere. Yeah. That's the only way to respond to what he just said.

18:17Theo Von:Why not?

18:18Rimbo:Why not? Yeah. Dude, we should put them together somewhere. Why not? To do what? Be around each other. Oh, really? Yeah, you said you're - Absorb them in energy, huh? Yeah, just absorb each other's energy. Didn't you say Stevie's out to live with your mom now, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And why did he move out there? I needed an eye on her. What is she up to?

18:40Theo Von:Some dark stuff, man. What do you mean, like espionage or what? No, she's just all night long, Epstein files, just five in the morning. What going on, eating people?

18:51Rimbo:Oh, demon state? Why so much pizza?

18:56Theo Von:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:57Rimbo:So much pizza.

18:58Theo Von:All the time.

18:59Rimbo:Oh, Somalia abroad. Lindsey Graham gay? Oh, Mitch McConnell is sleepy. And I want to say shout out to my producer, Zach Powers, that's here today too. He came in. Shout out to Zach. Zach's in the back. Love you guys.

19:16Bobby Lee:Zach, pop in on camera real fast. Just say what's up. Just look into the camera. Yeah, move McCone out of the way. Hey, what up? What's up, man?

19:22Theo Von:There's the dog. Yeah, there he is. How long you been producing, man?

19:26Rimbo:And his girl just got laid off.

19:27Bobby Lee:Hell yeah.

19:28Rimbo:Really? That's not to clap for.

19:30Bobby Lee:Best country in the world.

19:32Rimbo:Best country in the world, yeah. Thanks, Oracle.

19:39Bobby Lee:Zach, how you feeling?

19:40Kalilah Ebanks:I'm good, we just potted today, we're chilling. Okay, good.

19:43Rimbo:Who'd you potted with, bro? Chris Hemsworth, Australian. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah. Wow. A smart guy trapped in a good looking guy. Oh my God, but you're here when that happens? What a bummer. I thought it was just, you know, and it's just judgment. You know, you see a guy that's that much of a, you know, a handsomish guy or whatever. Yeah. Dude. handsome so smart cool like just talking about like just stuff like it was a valuable chat i needed to have it today you ever notice like that when you're in those moments you're like god dude things are so oh my god off or something and then somebody's like there and it's just like you have like you have whatever comes in the it that's the perfect you know it's a perfect conversation i

20:20Theo Von:want to live in that little space between his fucking you know his stomach right there what are those little happy trail yeah i want to live in that gap i'd be so happy you know what's so

20:29Bobby Lee:funny about this guy doesn't work out he doesn't all genetics wow he refuses to go to the gym he

20:35Rimbo:channels a gym though he does meditation through his brain yeah it's brilliant he has a 60 a month

20:40Theo Von:membership for a channeling gym the mental gym like when we had zach zach afron on right and when you really see a real good looking guy it's crazy because sometimes you know i'm around you and if i don't see a good looking guy for a while right i go oh theo's very good looking but then Once I see Zach and then I look at you, I go, oh, it feels ugly. Yeah. No, that's a disrespectful thing to say. You know what? It wasn't great. Can I just say this, man? Let me just say this, man. Oh God. Oh, this happens on this show too? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me just say this, man, okay? I want to say this, right?

21:15Theo Von:For a comedian, man, right? You're very handsome. And you too.

21:20Rimbo:Andrew is better looking than me.

21:21Bobby Lee:How about this? How about this? How about this? If you think he's ugly, you are fill in the blank.

21:29Theo Von:Bottom.

21:30Bobby Lee:Feeder?

21:31Theo Von:Disaster.

21:31Bobby Lee:No. You really think about yourself that way? This is my point. You're the one that came up with the scenario. No, my point is, why are you putting him down? Don't you find beauty in yourself and in Theo? I do.

21:42Theo Von:I'm trying to create funny, you know?

21:45Bobby Lee:Yeah, good. Do it. Keep going.

21:46Theo Von:Yeah, yeah. I was trying to create something.

21:48Rimbo:You're being mean to him. You're just being mean. That's okay. I mean, I know how I look. I've seen myself a lot.

21:54Theo Von:No, let's go back. Can we go back a little bit? Can we go back a little bit?

21:59Rimbo:I don't think so, but yeah. You know? I apologize. Oh, sorry, Ronnie Chang's calling me right now. Oh, dude. Our dog. Wow. That's our boy. Who's that? It just says, oh, good looking Asian.

22:14Bobby Lee:Blue Chew. That bag is empty. I assume it's because it's been.

22:17Theo Von:I already took it all. I love it. So let me say something. You know, because I'm old. You're older. I'm older, right? And I'm seeing somebody right now. And I take the blue chew and it gets me ready for the game.

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23:08Theo Von:Yeah, because you know, 15 minutes is perfect. That's a good time. Right. You have dinner. Right. You have dinner, right? You eat a little bit of orange chicken. Yeah, a little orange chicken. You're in the car, right? And I tell him, I'm slipping somebody.

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26:35Theo Von:I mean, let's look at the Asian comics. all right ronnie ken all these people nancy scott nancy scott that's a good one deep cut uh so uh randall park where am i in that group dead center yeah i'm dead center i will say this

26:54Rimbo:when i saw about when i was like i was in las vegas and i'd never seen bobby in the wild before right i've seen bobby in contained environments podcast or comedy right and bob somebody's like Bobby's in Las Vegas. And I was like, what? What happened? Was there a plate shift? Did something? How did he get over here? You know what I'm saying? I walked. Did they accidentally move his bed over here? What traveling is allowing just people to sleep and travel at the same time? And they're like, he's here. And I texted him and he's like, yeah, I'm going to come meet up. And I was so excited, dude. Just to see you and just living your life, dude.

27:32Rimbo:Like, I just feel like your attitude over the last few years to me has just been like more, I'm going to get out and I'm going to take advantage of things. And I'm just going to say yes to doing stuff, you know? And I feel like it's been a lot more outgoing. Do you think that too, Andrew? Is that just.

27:44Bobby Lee:No, he has been a little bit more.

27:46Rimbo:It's firing to me, man.

27:48Bobby Lee:Well, because he's the single thing has helped.

27:50Rimbo:Even though I'm not a good looking guy or whatever.

27:52Bobby Lee:It's still. As an ugly guy, you understand. As an ugly. Yeah. He's been getting out more. because he's single, girls have been making him more active.

28:03Rimbo:Dude, and I saw you at the UFC and they put you in like kind of the special needs. Sorry. I did it and it was still,

28:13Theo Von:you got, it was awesome. I couldn't even go to his, I couldn't even go to your section.

28:18Bobby Lee:Yeah, I heard.

28:19Theo Von:Yeah, they dragged me out of there. But I couldn't go to yours unless I had a neck brace on.

28:25Rimbo:They had to fucking, yeah. Yeah. I had to rub like Vaseline all over my arms and neck. Yeah. And be like, oh, it's so hot in here. I know. To go over there. Why did we get that section? But it was so crazy. I'd never seen anybody get right where they come out right along the rail, bro. That was amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were right there when they came out, bro. When they came out.

28:44Theo Von:Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was sick. I tried to high five. No one high fived me. Nuh-uh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rose and I'm a Eunice. I tried to high five and she was shit. Why did they come out with their eyes closed? They were feeling it maybe. Yeah. She was coming out like this And I put my hand out And it missed like this much Yeah yeah yeah That's close though Yeah that's pretty close Yeah it was pretty cool But the reason why I went to Vegas Is because I was like I gotta do something Cause I had done the special The weekend before I was like I gotta Not go up all the time And just like Do something So I asked Joe For tickets And I went And it was so much fun Well Joe didn't give you those You bought them on Ticketmaster Joe

29:25Rimbo:but Joe gave you, he sent you that link to Ticketmaster. Yeah, yeah. Use code Rogan. I paid money. Use code Rogan15 for 15 % off at StubHub. Yeah, I always spent$750 for those seats, but having dinner with,

29:39Theo Von:I didn't know you were in town, so having dinner with you that night and then walking around with you afterwards. And Bizzle was there. You guys love each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

29:46Rimbo:He's the best. The biz. Yeah. You still touring with him? Yep. Whenever we go out, like whenever we go on a big tour again, next year probably will do it. Who's Bizzle? Tim, tour manager guy, I wear the same hat as you. Oh, the tall guy. Yeah, tall guy. You guys are always pushing each other? Pushing? I have a video of you guys and we'll include it. No. I have countless hours of you guys pushing against each other in the lobby. I know we probably push. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what it is, that guy invites it. Yeah. You try and hit everybody kind of in the pecker and then run off or whatever. Yeah, like a kid.

30:17Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. You start it. He'll play with you, but you start it. I do start it. I don't think anyone's ever started it with you. Yeah.

30:23Theo Von:I light the fire. You do? Yeah. That's good though. That's your new special name, I light the fire. Back in the caveman days, the Koreans, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, right? And the Korean would go and light the fire.

30:35Rimbo:You were the light fire? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think somebody just, people would light their, like, what do you think was like an early comedian trick that somebody would do in like a caveman day?

30:45Bobby Lee:Fart, fart into a, like fart into a fire to make it puff up a little bit. For sure they would still run. Ooh, so risky then. It's worth the laugh. Ooh. 100%. It's a good laugh back there. Little fire farter. Yeah. Lose their mind. Evidence suggests that we did have a laughing, similar laughter patterns. We would copy each other's laughs. Look at that. Laughter and pre-primates involved sounds made during tickling and playful interaction. You'd be a tickler. You would 100%.

31:11Theo Von:Oh my God, I'd be tickling beer, all kinds of animals. Yeah. Yeah. You're a tickler, dude.

31:18Rimbo:I would tickle everything. I didn't sleep last night. How come you're not He's at Lexapro too Some nights I'm on Escatalopram or something It's a generic Will you mind looking that up Please brother I used to play basketball With that guy Escatalopram Yeah He could hoop dude That kid's crossover Was not

31:34Bobby Lee:Generic Xanax

31:36Rimbo:Escatalopram it's called How long you been on it I've been on it I think for 17, 16 years Probably But I've been I switched to some other ones Oh you did And yeah sometimes I get to a point Where I don't know If they're working It feels like something's Like kind of going wrong And it feels like They're not working anymore sometimes i'll try to take breaks and get off so um but for the majority of time i've been on i've been on something yeah wow for a while it's kind of crazy that we stay on them that long it's like you would think you go in for something and it's like a problem but then 17 years later it's still you know like you're still wearing like a leg brace or whatever duct tape holds up you know what i mean you know what i mean like it's if it works it works that's a good point actually that's

32:12Bobby Lee:a good way to look at it too like i just think if it if it if it's not if it's if it's helping and not hurting. I mean, for you, I think you should change.

32:20Theo Von:Do you think so already?

32:21Bobby Lee:I switched to something else. Oh, he's doing...

32:24Theo Von:Give me some notes since the beginning.

32:27Bobby Lee:The boys will tell you. Yeah, yeah. Tell me. I think it feels like maybe... Maybe it's bumping up against the Wigowi or whatever. I think they're...

32:36Rimbo:Are you on GLP1s? He is.

32:38Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. No, he's on... Sorry, he's on... Wigowi. Oh, yeah, we switched. Yeah, we switched. I think they're bumping heads down there. That SSRI and Wigowi are going toe-to-toe. You think so? Yeah. Yeah, and something's going on, rattling around in that brain.

32:49Rimbo:Yeah, and probably the Ritalin too.

32:50Bobby Lee:That also doesn't help. Yeah.

32:52Rimbo:What's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever? That's the one I've heard. Yeah, yeah. When you clear your throat, it tastes like it's like a meat taste. Yeah, I've heard of that. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, you, so.

33:03Bobby Lee:Something. Oh, Paxlovid. Paxlovid, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Paxlovid, yeah.

33:09Rimbo:That's a good one, huh? That's a great side effect, huh?

33:15Bobby Lee:Yeah, meat taste. Pax Lovett I'm gonna take a step back No I think you should go in I don't know what you're doing I think you go further I'm taking three steps back

33:28Theo Von:You guys go on I'll interject

33:29Bobby Lee:Look at that road down there Where does it go? Let's go down it

33:35Theo Von:Barstow I'm going to Barstow

33:37Bobby Lee:That's what I'm saying Take a ride You're having fun You're already there Take a ride with me

33:42Kalilah Ebanks:I'm gonna be your riding queen

33:46Rimbo:Yeah dude Was that Turning Point? I've never heard that song in my life Yeah yeah I've never heard that in my entire life dude What would you say Bobby what is your magnum Like a role say you get in a movie right And it's a big movie and it's like what is the role That gets you to a level where you're like wow That guy is the Daniel Day Lewis Of our time kind of you know

34:11Theo Von:Wait wait wait okay

34:13Rimbo:A role that Like Daniel Malay Lewis Right right

34:17Theo Von:I'm the guy A movie about the guy that discovered gunpowder In China Right And I'm sitting around Look what I made Right And everyone's like What is it buddy What is it buddy Right And I go We can make guns out of this I go No Firewalk Oh

34:34Rimbo:The King of Fireworks

34:36Theo Von:The King of Fireworks That's the movie

34:37Rimbo:Oh Chimpy's got some of that bang sand on him Is that what we say You do the dialogue You can write it But yeah

34:46Bobby Lee:You should have to write it yourself But it was Chinese alchemists that did it In the Tang dynasty

34:52Theo Von:Y 'all are the ones that started guns? Chinese discovered gunpowder And what they did was If they made guns They would have ruled the world But they didn't They did other things with it

35:05Rimbo:What were they doing with it? It's called gunpowder

35:08Theo Von:I don't know

35:09Rimbo:Putting it in food? They're like, oh, this is better. It's better than orange chicken. No, and look, they would eat it and then just blast off against the wall.

35:20Theo Von:But they wouldn't figure it out. But the Europeans are the ones that used, you know, used the gunpowder and made weapons out of it. Yeah. You guys are doing just fine. I think they did stick it in sticks and they did, you know, use it as a weapon.

35:33Rimbo:You know what I would have done? Yeah. Put some wet stuff on a stick. Yeah. Put some gunpowder on it. Yeah. Against the wet stuff. Hit somebody really hard with the gunpowder.

35:43Bobby Lee:Snap. That is, look at that. There's a history of gunpowder. The first gun arrow.

35:48Rimbo:Yeah, that's what they used to use.

35:49Bobby Lee:Aguero.

35:50Rimbo:That's a firework, dude. Yeah. That's all that is. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so you guys used this to celebrate and then some asshole came along and is like, you want to celebrate? How about a funeral? Yeah. And he just shot somebody with it.

36:03Bobby Lee:That used to be a weapon and then they thought it'd be fun when they killed someone for color to come out. So they would shoot someone with it and then... you'd get exploded with color as a celebration of your death. Look at that. It's the original canon. That's incredible.

36:18Rimbo:That's Paul Skeen's back in the day, if you look at that photo. Actually, it's super close.

36:23Theo Von:That's an early curveball. I don't think I'm that good of an actor to be Daniel Day-Lewis. That's right, yeah.

36:29Rimbo:I don't know if you... No, no, I think you are. If you had the right... So much of it is like you've got to get the right role, and somebody has to see how you can operate by... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you'd be great. What about you? You can't do it by yourself, Bobby.

36:41Theo Von:Yeah. You think you guys could win Oscars? No.

36:44Bobby Lee:What the fuck? No.

36:45Theo Von:That's what I'm saying.

36:45Bobby Lee:No, I don't ever need to act again.

36:47Theo Von:Yeah. How about you? You think you'll win an Oscar? No, Bobby. You're the actor. You've done way more acting than any of us. Yeah. I think you've done more. No. You must have done more.

36:56Bobby Lee:Well, I'm done, so it doesn't matter.

36:57Theo Von:I'm done, too. We're both done.

36:58Rimbo:We're out.

36:59Theo Von:Yeah.

36:59Bobby Lee:I'm going to do tires. Stamped our card. Oh, yeah, he's doing two episodes of Shane's show. You are?

37:03Rimbo:Yeah. What about Tom Sawyer?

37:08Theo Von:What about him? I played Huckleberry Finn in a play You did? Yeah, yeah, yeah And who was your best It's a photo on my Instagram But who was your best friend? What? Tom Sawyer Oh, it was? Yeah, yeah, yeah And I remember I played Huckleberry Finn Huckleberry Finn Oh, there you are Yeah We talked about it, yeah Cute Huckleberry Finn, though Every time I'd walk out The whole audience would laugh Wow Yeah

37:34Bobby Lee:Just because you were so sweet and cute. Yeah.

37:38Theo Von:There you are. There's your buddy. Yep. Me and Ian Edwards.

37:44Bobby Lee:Do you know about where I can get?

37:49Rimbo:I got something for you. And then you get off and Neil Brennan's there. He's like, I got something for you.

37:57Yeah,

37:58Rimbo:he's Mr. Notes, huh? Well, he's the bravest. I mean, he's so like, he loves the art so much, you know, he's just like, I got something for you. And usually, It's always good. It's always good. It's always good. And then he cares to do it. Sometimes I'll listen to someone and be like, here's a tag and I'll just put it in my notes or whatever. Yeah. And then I'll just. Never tell them. Yeah. I've done that. Or get afraid to tell them. Sometimes you're like, I don't know if they would want me to say anything.

38:20Bobby Lee:Yeah. If I'm cool enough with them, sometimes I do it, but then sometimes I think it's not that good of a tag anyway. Fuck it. But they might've wanted it. You should have given it. Just try. Just give it to them.

38:29Theo Von:Yeah.

38:29Bobby Lee:Especially coming from you. I'd take it. I would take all of them.

38:32Theo Von:You know what I do now is when comics give me notes, normally like year for years, I'd be like, oh, okay. I'll try. Now I just, tell me you have a note for me. I got a note for you. Nope. Oh, okay. I just won't do it.

38:45Bobby Lee:Unless it's someone that's superior.

38:46Theo Von:Neil, I'll do it. You know what I mean? If there's someone you really respect, you would do it. Yeah, but when some like open mic comes up to me and goes, hey man, I got some notes. Is that happening a lot? What?

38:55Bobby Lee:Open mic is doing that a lot to you. Yeah. That's wild.

38:57Theo Von:No one gives you notes? I have Dorman and everyone give me notes. No. Yeah.

39:01Bobby Lee:I don't think that's, no.

39:03Theo Von:Nothing you're doing is working, so let me, they say that. No, no one's giving me notes.

39:07Bobby Lee:I mean, I'm sure they probably have comments about it, but no one's come up to me and be like, hey, can I?

39:10Theo Von:You ever get notes from, like, just strangers?

39:15Rimbo:I don't think so. I don't know. I might.

39:18Bobby Lee:It's usually from, if anything. I don't know. Someone that came to the show sometimes. Oh, yeah, I think I do. That's happened.

39:24Theo Von:Yeah, but they go, you know what? I really like this. I probably don't. I think I do, probably. What? I might. Yeah. Yeah. But I've never given anyone a note. No. Have you? Yeah, I mean a friend.

39:33Rimbo:Yeah.

39:34Theo Von:You have?

39:35Rimbo:Yeah. You have? Yeah, I have. What do you sound like? What do you fucking encyclopedia? Like you're a detective suddenly? It's an easy, yeah, definitely. Like you're like, you just landed on Plymouth Rock. It's not that big of an adventure, dude.

39:51Bobby Lee:Yeah, sometimes.

39:52Rimbo:Yeah. Yeah, I never have. Dude, I'm trying to think, what is that role that you're in that's like gets you to that crazy like academy award webby i think it could be something uh the webby spider-man the story of your life it's just you trying to just get skeed off your hands

40:11Bobby Lee:from jerking off at night yeah yeah yeah yeah spider-man spider-man yeah yeah don't kill the spider i'm a spider-man little spider in the spider-man you're just a tiny spider in someone's home. Yeah. Spider-man. No, I think it could be for you would be like your story of your life.

40:30Theo Von:Yeah. Oh, I play myself.

40:33Bobby Lee:The story of a little Korean man who grew up in San Diego amongst all these goofy whites. Yeah. And you made it out alive. Eating doodos with the dancing.

40:42Theo Von:Yeah. Eating doodos with what? With the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

40:47Bobby Lee:It could be your life. What about the guy that invented kimchi? Who's that guy yeah who is that bring that guy up you you could have done that yeah yeah if it's probably a woman huh invented by specific but the ancient korean people so the kim's we get to make up the story that's the best part oh yeah yeah you become the guy who started the kimchi revolution you

41:05Theo Von:began kim oh yeah yeah yeah okay let's make it up cho cho yeah cho cho no cho cho cho sorry yeah yeah apologize cho cho cho kimchi cowboy kimchi cowboy yeah i live on a beach the king of kimchi

41:18Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah. Cho-cho. Yeah.

41:19Theo Von:No, and I'm on a farm and I pick up some cabbage.

41:22Bobby Lee:Mm-hmm.

41:23Theo Von:What do we do with this?

41:24Bobby Lee:No, it went bad. It already went bad. Oh, it went bad. And all your cabbage is bad now. Something's going on.

41:29Theo Von:Something is going on. Right? And people are like, oh, just throw it away. Right? They throw it into the ocean. I go, no.

41:34Rimbo:You throw it into a vinegar thing.

41:36Theo Von:Yeah, that thing. I go, no. We dig a hole, put it in the ground. Mm-hmm. Right? Put some vinegar. I don't know how they make kimchi. Soysa. How do they make kimchi, dude? I mean, you should learn. This is your past. Yeah. I don't make it at home. I don't have a home kit. No, you make a home kit. What do you mean?

41:55Bobby Lee:Wait, right now?

41:55Theo Von:Yeah. You don't?

41:56Bobby Lee:I don't know how it's made. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Bro, somebody can make you some of it. Yeah, yeah.

42:01Theo Von:What do you have to do?

42:02Bobby Lee:You prep and salt the cabbage. You wash and drain it. And then you make the paste in a large bowl. So you do all, yeah. Gochugaro, garlic, ginger, onion, fish sauce, and sugar form a thick red paste. You stir it all in there. Then you put it in there and you ferment it, right? You pack the glass jar tight, pressing down, get all the air out. And then you wait for fermentation. You let the jar sit at room temperature for one to five days. One to five days isn't insane. Yeah. What? Well, the more days, the more fermentation. Once it smells sour and tastes to your liking, then you put it in the refrigerator.

42:32Bobby Lee:It'll continue to ferment slowly and it'll last for months.

42:35Theo Von:But whoever created this, this isn't the first time he tried it. This is like fucking 100 years of trying different ways.

42:41Bobby Lee:Well, we got to figure out this. Yeah.

42:42Theo Von:There's no way someone got that right. the first time.

42:46Bobby Lee:Oh, Koreans are pretty smart.

42:47Theo Von:Yeah.

42:48Bobby Lee:So what is this? What did you have to put it in to ferment it in glass? What did you use? What did you use? Like a light bulb or something? What did you originally ferment? It had to be a glass.

42:56Rimbo:Yeah, something in the story.

42:58Bobby Lee:Yeah, something in the story that you took the air out of it and you were able to put the cabbage in something. What did you put it in?

43:03Rimbo:Well, there must have been jars, right? We had jars. Ooh, jars of clay. Remember that band? Yeah. Rain, rain on my face. What about this? What about this? How about this? It stopped. Rainy.

43:15Theo Von:We used jars as trash cans, right? So then I was just, let's throw it away. You worked for the trash company. Yeah, I worked for the trash company, right? And I took the cabbage and threw it in their jars, their trash cans, right? Yeah. And then I threw away salt, too.

43:31Bobby Lee:Where did we get trash cans? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

43:32Theo Von:Let's throw away salt. We threw salt.

43:35Bobby Lee:All the ingredients. We're just throwing it away. Well, you were taking salt from the ocean. Yeah, yeah.

43:40Theo Von:Let's throw it away. Okay.

43:42Rimbo:Yeah, yeah. Put it in the trash can. Yeah, the greedy ocean have too much salt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go, right? What else is in it?

43:50Theo Von:Well, it's... Water? Throw water away. We have too much water. We throw it away. Fish sauce. Fish sauce.

43:56Bobby Lee:Fish sauce.

43:57Theo Von:Nobody eats fish sauce. We have too much fish sauce in the village, right? Throw it away. We're throwing all of it away. What else is in there? Garlic. Garlic and ginger. We have way too much garlic here. You're throwing everything away. Oh, wait. We put it in the trash can, right? And we just... And the trash guy doesn't pick it up for a long, long time. One to five days, it sounds like. Even longer. Oh, wow. Yeah, for a couple of months. And then I walk out of my hut and I go, God, the trash mill had not fucking come here for like two months. We threw all this stuff away, right? And then I go out, I go, I bet you money, and I open up the lid.

44:32Rimbo:Yes, and it's like on Breath of the Wild, whenever you open it, it's like, ding, ding. And you cook your meal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you cooked your meal and it's ready. And I look down and I go, oh, look delicious. Yeah. Right?

44:44Theo Von:Well, you're starving. You haven't eaten in days. Oh, yeah, yeah. I haven't eaten in days. There's a famine. Yeah, there's a famine. Yeah, yeah, there's a famine going in. It's a cabbage famine. It's a cabbage famine. Because I threw it all away. Rocket money. Let me tell you something, my friend. You saved me thousands of dollars a year. I'll tell you why. Why? Because of rocket money. Because of rocket money. Because I have so many dumb subscriptions I'm not even aware of anymore.

45:05Bobby Lee:Well, they're not dumb. You just signed up and you didn't remember them. And rocket money. Oh, they're also dumb.

45:09Theo Von:They're also dumb. Yeah, yeah. They can be both.

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47:13Theo Von:Everyone's like, where did all the cabbage go? Bobby threw it away Where's all the garlic and the fish sauce? He threw it away Then I open it up and I look down And I go, I'm so hungry, I'm going to eat this garbage So I stick my hand in there, I pull it out I take a bite and I go, mmm, delicious And that's the end of the movie You think so? Yeah

47:35Bobby Lee:No No. Why do you always end it? No, no, start it. That's the beginning. That's the beginning. I like it.

47:41Rimbo:There's a sequel, dude. What's going on in the sequel? What? Nuh-uh, there's not a sequel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Soy sauce.

47:47Theo Von:I discovered soy sauce.

47:49Rimbo:Whoa.

47:50Theo Von:That was you too? Yeah, it was me too. Same guy. Yeah, dude. Right? Yeah. And orange chicken is the third one. That one you definitely did. Yeah, yeah. What do I do with all these oranges? and chicken. Just an abundance of oranges. Yeah, that's the third one, right?

48:10Rimbo:I have so many oranges and chicken. I don't know what to do. Right? This is a chicken. He has an orange stuck in his throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

48:17Theo Von:My chicken always eat oranges.

48:19Rimbo:Right? Yeah. But I have to eat it anyway. And then a car hits him. Yeah.

48:25Theo Von:Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know, this is, that's where I, the third one, the orange chicken one is where I wear my Asker. We got to call Netflix. I think some of this stuff

48:35Bobby Lee:is going to get made you will win an Oscar yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

48:38Theo Von:and the Academy Award goes to Orange Chicken Bobby Lee

48:46Bobby Lee:it could happen yeah yeah yeah Spielberg goes up there with you Orange Chicken was invented by Chef Andy Cow in 1987 for Panda Express

48:53Theo Von:oh so Panda Express created Orange Chicken in Hawaii

48:56Bobby Lee:yep in Hawaii the Hunan flavors with battered fried chicken for the American palate iconic sweet tangy slightly spicy dish known today It is good. Shout out Andy Cow.

49:05Rimbo:Shout out Andy Cow. Your own legend. Is Andy Cow still alive? He's on that Panda Express to heaven, dude. Yeah. Sorry.

49:13Bobby Lee:One stop. It's not real. Andy Cow was one of 11 people who died in a shooting massacre at a dance studio in Monterey Park, California, January 21st. That is not real. There's no way. That is not real.

49:23Theo Von:Yeah, people didn't like it.

49:25Bobby Lee:Yes, it is. It is real. Bokborn chicken. Wait a minute. It is real, dude. That's, hey, Andy died with an idol up. That's not real. That's the same guy that invented orange chicken got popped.

49:38Kalilah Ebanks:He was 72 at the time. It looks like he couldn't get it. Well.

49:42Bobby Lee:What?

49:43Kalilah Ebanks:Mom.

49:44Theo Von:Somebody didn't like it. It always gives me heartburn.

49:48Rimbo:That's nuts. It's good. It's insane.

49:50Theo Von:So good. I love orange chicken.

49:51Rimbo:Especially if you don't know about it and somebody gives it to you and you don't know about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. I'll take some Kung Pao.

49:59Bobby Lee:I like Kung Pao.

49:59Rimbo:If I ever have amnesia, take me to get orange chicken, dude. All right. I'll wake you right back up. Well, no, just because there's no better feeling than that first time that you get introduced to Orange Chicken. Remember, you didn't know about it, and then you knew about it? Yeah. What?

50:14Theo Von:Changed your life. Mine is August 6, 1987. Orange Chicken Day. Orange Chicken Day. That's when I knew about it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, when did you know about it?

50:22Rimbo:When's my D-Day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was probably around the same time, I would bet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I cried. How about you? At the mall.

50:30Bobby Lee:April 14, 2024. 24. Oh, recently. Took me a minute. Yeah, it took you a minute. Couldn't really count to it. The old Easter orange. Yeah, Easter orange.

50:38Theo Von:So you had never heard about it before then?

50:40Bobby Lee:Heard, never ingested. Right. Knew it existed, never was interesting. Yeah. And then when you did it, what? I've been a Kung Pao guy for years, but I will dive a little bit of orange. Yeah. A little bit here and there.

50:50Rimbo:What's the one with the cashews and the peanuts or something?

50:54Bobby Lee:That's, that's, that's, that's, that's Kung Pao. Kung Pao. Kung Pao. That's good.

50:59Theo Von:Yeah, Kung Pao's great. That's good.

51:01Bobby Lee:It's named after Ding Bozohan.

51:02Theo Von:Yeah.

51:03Bobby Lee:The Qing Dynasty official and governor of the Sichuan province. Yeah. Gong Bao. That's a name that we don't use that much. That's the movie that you're in. Gong Bao.

51:11Theo Von:Gong Bao.

51:12Bobby Lee:What do you mean, Ding? Yeah. Ding's a great name.

51:14Theo Von:I know, but we don't see a lot of people named Ding.

51:17Rimbo:More Dongs than Ding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, what about Rambo? What if you did a Rambo?

51:22Theo Von:Oh. You know, can I say something? I asked about this my agent. But that training montage is two hours long. There's no training montage in Rambo.

51:35Kalilah Ebanks:Yes, there is in this version.

51:36Theo Von:Well, he's saying you have to justify it for the fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somehow. Yeah, they're going to need. I did call my agents many years ago. I go, is there any way I can be in Rambo? This is real. You just take him out and just put me. I'm in every scene, right? But I changed the dialogue and this and that. Like in the beginning, remember the cop is in the car or whatever, and he sees Rambo, and I come up to the, you know he comes up to me and i go hey where's the bathroom you know like change the dialogue yeah they go you have to get the rights for the thing you wanted to be rambo yeah yeah but in a comedy way right i'm just playing myself with just you know i mean rambo was kind of a comedy

52:14Rimbo:yeah in and of itself look at that's hilarious or rambo rambo yeah rimbo we change it you know i don't know dude i uh you're from the pacific rim yeah good good yeah yeah yeah rimbo rimbo

52:30Theo Von:just rimbo is back we fell off that cliff oh yeah who rambo

52:39Rimbo:rimbo's always falling off cliff most of the movies is him in icu yeah that cliffhanger that was oh that is a gayest looking thing ever if you don't think that picture is him trying to meet a guy somewhere what is that what are you doing down there come

52:58Bobby Lee:Come up here and climb with me.

52:59Rimbo:He's just waiting for Alex Honnold to pull up on him. He's waiting for Jared Leto to just scurry up after him.

53:05Bobby Lee:Have you had Honnold on your show? I feel like you have. No. He would do your show, though. I can't believe he did that Taipei Tower. No, if he'd do that, he'd do your show.

53:12Rimbo:Did you see it? We talked about it, right? Yeah. This or this? Did you watch it? We talked about it. Okay. I saw some of it. It's fine. Yeah.

53:19Bobby Lee:Yeah, he lived.

53:20Rimbo:He lived. Yeah. I was actually at a place and somebody said to somebody else who was a rock, I'm like, just letting you know he lived. and like oh good i mean that is the number one concern what ended up how far can you go up the building probably till i see some tits in a window i'll tell you this i'm ordering a sprite at that point i um i sat on a plane sorry go ahead go you sat on a plane with who um dante filipino actor

53:47Theo Von:oh no yeah yeah it was in a um hook yes yeah yeah oh yeah i like that great guy rufio he played Rufio Rufio Rufio I have a story So he has like 19 brothers He has 19 brothers? He's got a lot of brothers Dante Bosco The Boscos He's got like two other brothers I exaggerate But I remember Dude I remember in commercial auditions Back in the day I was always against His whole family Oh When it said Asians It was him

54:13Rimbo:It was the Boscos Dude that could be a movie Bobby vs. the Boscos Yeah yeah yeah And they book all the Panda Express ads

54:19Theo Von:Yeah yeah yeah

54:20Rimbo:But sometimes I would beat them Yeah

54:23Theo Von:I got a fucking gun. I beat the fucking Boscos. That's how it is, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

54:27Bobby Lee:Who did you used to go up against when you were auditioning in LA?

54:30Rimbo:Dude, I would get over there. I'd be furious. I had to drive over there. I was late. I would always leave my shit in the car. I'd be practicing and shit. Oh, my God. I'd get in the room. I was too scared to talk sometimes. I remember one time I had him open the window. And then I was like, can you open the other window? I was like, I just couldn't even speak or whatever. And I just was too nervous to even talk. I know. It's the worst. I would start saying, I was just like, I was so bad. I don't know. I don't think it was ever anybody in a hallway where I was like, oh, we're in for this same thing or if it repeatedly happened.

55:05Rimbo:I don't think so. There wasn't enough that I went out for like regularly. Yeah. You know?

55:10Bobby Lee:One time I saw Ian Edwards in the waiting room and I said, what are you going out for? And he said, whatever the role was. I said, that's the same thing as me. So obviously they -

55:18Theo Von:They don't know.

55:18Bobby Lee:They've already booked somebody else. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a skinny black guy and then a redheaded guy. It was like, what in the fuck are you guys looking for? That to me was always a signal. It's like they already gave it to a famous guy. They're waiting for him to sign. So they just have us in there to like placate the time so they can have a job.

55:34Theo Von:Yeah. I wouldn't even be called in with Asians. I would be called in with the other category. Yeah. Yeah. So I'd be in the lobby and there's like a nine foot five Nigerian guy. You know what I mean? A 900 pound Samoan guy. Right. Guy from a fire. Yeah, you're the fire guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice.

55:52Bobby Lee:All those guys.

55:53Theo Von:That's what my love.

55:56Bobby Lee:Bobby's audition. There's the guy with a little head.

56:02Rimbo:Yeah.

56:04Bobby Lee:Just waiting with the handbook. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

56:06Theo Von:Yeah, I'd be like more freak category.

56:10Rimbo:Did you love it when you went to audition?

56:12Bobby Lee:When I look back on it, I realized I didn't like it. Sometimes if it was like set up for me to win and have fun. Yeah. Loved it. But if I was, if you knew that you were there as a, just a sheep for them to push through the line, I hate it. I would get so mad because I knew they weren't giving it to you. They were giving it to a famous person. You'd have a conversation with someone. An agent or manager would be like, they already made an offer to, you know. Channing Tatum. Josh Hutzardson. And you're like, well, what the fuck am I doing? Yeah. Well, they want to see other people. It's like, no, they don't.

56:44Bobby Lee:This is just so people can have jobs because otherwise it's like, well, let's get lunch. So that always made me sad because I was like, well, I'm wasting everyone's time. Even if I was nice and affable and funny and good at the audition, it was like, well, who gives a shit? They're like, yeah.

56:57Theo Von:But you don't think that if you were that good, they might change? Not in a million fucking years. I think you're right.

57:01Bobby Lee:Yeah, those days of that old Hollywood, like, and we saw her and she blow us away. It's like, that's not a thing. They already know.

57:08Theo Von:Well, you get to meet casting directors.

57:11Bobby Lee:Once you meet them though, and they know you, they already all know. They all talk about who they want.

57:16Theo Von:If the room was cold, I would fuck up oh yeah when I'd walk into a room and they're just kind of like you know I mean I'd

57:22Rimbo:be just like I'm done I can't do it yeah having to create the energy completely yourself like I was good at some of the talking and communicating but then when it would get into the thing I think I would just be too nervous yeah I just did it there was something about you could do it now though yeah now I think I would probably be a little bit more like I understand it and I would

57:40Theo Von:only do something I really wanted to do but you have the confidence now I think to do well you

57:44Bobby Lee:You got your own movie coming out. You don't need other people's fucking movies. Yeah. When are you guys releasing that, you and Spade?

57:48Rimbo:In April.

57:51Bobby Lee:What's the name? Can we know the name?

57:52Rimbo:Busboys. Busboys. That was a fun shoot, brother. Yeah, Nate Diaz is in it. That's cool too. Yeah, Nate's in it.

58:00Bobby Lee:I met Nate through Shane one time and sometimes he'll FaceTime me like in the middle of the night and I get nervous to answer because I don't know what he's going to ask me to do. I agree. What is he going to say?

58:11Rimbo:Like bury your body. Right.

58:12Bobby Lee:yeah he's gonna i just like i could just see me picking up he's like what's up brother what are you doing right now and i'm like i'm in bed and he'd be like get on a plane immediately you know like and i have to do i would be like i have what am i gonna do yes you can't say no i can't say no bro that'd be a good you can't say no to nate diaz dude that would be a crazy movie whenever he does call me i get i'm like fuck i gotta i prepare a little bit but him and chris avila

58:35Rimbo:that's uh another fighter that um they they both came in dude it was freaking hilarious like the The whole thing was just ridiculous, but it was a good experience to learn about how to do it all. We just paid for it ourselves and nobody would help us make it.

58:49Theo Von:Yeah, but when I did it, right, am I still in the movie? Yeah. Okay, good. Hey, hey, Theo. Yeah, you're in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the reason why I had so much fun is because you guys kind of just let me do whatever I wanted to do. Oh yeah, you were good in that. No, no, no, but I was just like, hey, can I just do this? Or like, yeah, whatever. That's when you shine. Yeah, it's so fun.

59:09Bobby Lee:You can't tie you down, baby.

59:11Theo Von:But when they're saying, no, you have to say it like this. Yeah, it's hard. You have to do it like this. You have to walk like this. I've had that known. Can you walk in the room different? I'm like, what? Well, you got an interesting gait. What do you mean, dude? You're being very edgy and confrontational today. No, I just said your stride is unusual.

59:28Bobby Lee:What the fuck is your problem, dude? Do you not have a weird gait?

59:30Theo Von:I do.

59:31Bobby Lee:So what am I saying?

59:32Kalilah Ebanks:People have commented, you walk like a GTA character.

59:35Bobby Lee:Yeah, you walk like a... NPC. NPC. You walk NPC. I do? You walk NPC-ish.

59:41Theo Von:I have to change my walk, huh?

59:42Bobby Lee:No, no, no. We're just joking around. Okay. None of this is real.

59:47Theo Von:Is it? Are there health concerns you do start to have, Bobby? Oh yeah. For sure, but I gotta quit smoking.

59:55Bobby Lee:Smoking is the worst one. I can't breathe. You got back on smoking after so many years.

59:59Theo Von:I can't breathe.

1:00:00Bobby Lee:And then -

1:00:00Rimbo:Some young lung. That's what you need now. You need a transplant, dude. Hey bro, you need a transplant. You need some young lung. Sorry, and that's very racist. I like that. I like it. I like it. Yeah, I like it. So good.

1:00:14Theo Von:We're worried about COPD. Yeah, and then another thing is I don't move. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Some days. You get bed sores? No, some days I just all wake up. They're welts. They're bed welts. I'll tell you my schedule. Okay. All right. I'll tell you my schedule. Yesterday.

1:00:30Bobby Lee:Bring up Wahlberg's schedule and we'll put his next to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wake up at 3.30, pray, work out. Yeah. His is wake up, go to Wahlburgers.

1:00:43Bobby Lee:2.30 wake up, prayer time, 2.45.

1:00:46Rimbo:This is insane. It's insane. What is this?

1:00:48Bobby Lee:By the way, can I tell you? Yeah. It's real. No, it is not.

1:00:51Rimbo:My hands are gone. 2.30 a.m. wake up?

1:00:54Bobby Lee:It's real. What? Wow. I'm telling you. Yeah. I had a small role in a movie with him and I jokingly brought it up and he was dead serious about it. I was like, come on, man. You're not up that early in the morning. Like, be real. Every day, he's like, every day brother i was like come on man and he looked he threw daggers through me like what are

1:01:11Rimbo:you talking about like you oh i think he's confident oh no he's in it this is his shit

1:01:16Theo Von:okay when he's having his meal three is when i go to sleep that's when i go to sleep yeah when he yeah when i'm sleeping that's when i'm gonna think mark walberg's eating his third meal that puts you to sleep that's how you count that's how i

1:01:30Rimbo:Wow. I love how at 11 a.m. He has family time meetings, work calls. At family time when his kids are at school. That's the best time. Yeah. This isn't real.

1:01:42Theo Von:Wow. It's real. Meal seven? Can you zoom in? Meal seven? Meal seven. What is he, a fucking hobbit? Meal seven. He's a shark. Unbelievable. At four, workout two. He goes to bed at 7.30, dude. I love that.

1:01:59Bobby Lee:He works out like five times a day.

1:02:01Rimbo:I just watched Hacksaw Ridge last night. Give it to him. So good. You brought it up twice already. What's up with the movie? He loved the movie. It's so good. I've never seen it. I'm watching a lot of war movies right now, just in case things get really bad. Really? What's your favorite one so far? Hacksaw? 1917 was really good.

1:02:17Theo Von:Hamburger Hill, I like. Is it good? Yeah. I like the event. What? Yeah. Yeah. The event was insane.

1:02:24Bobby Lee:Armageddon is one to watch.

1:02:26Theo Von:Armageddon?

1:02:27Bobby Lee:Just to prep.

1:02:28Theo Von:Oh, there you go.

1:02:29Bobby Lee:Yeah, if we want to go back to where we belong.

1:02:31Theo Von:Yeah. Platoon. Let's rank them. Platoon.

1:02:34Bobby Lee:Probably one of the best.

1:02:36Theo Von:One of the best.

1:02:36Bobby Lee:Full Metal Jacket. First half of the movie. I think it's a great movie. Okay.

1:02:41Theo Von:Let her see Wojima. Yeah, that's a good war movie. Apocalypse.

1:02:48Rimbo:Band of Brothers.

1:02:49Theo Von:Band of Brothers is the best. That's a great show. That's a great show.

1:02:52Rimbo:Band of Brothers is so good, dude. Yeah.

1:02:55Theo Von:Marriage or no?

1:02:56Rimbo:Ever? Yeah. Yeah, me too. Do you think we can get there, though, Bobby? I mean, look, I just don't want to talk about this a ton because I talk about it a lot on my show. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's not talk about it. You end up becoming this whiny guy who's like, you know, it's like, you know, you can figure it out. But, yeah, also, you've just been busy. And, yeah, you want to find somebody that's a good match. There's been a couple good girls that I could have hitched on to that I let it go.

1:03:20Theo Von:Yeah.

1:03:20Rimbo:And I didn't, you know, because I was focused on work. So it's all good. Yeah, I feel like it sounds like somebody trying to convince themselves. But that's okay. We're doing good.

1:03:29Bobby Lee:Well, you know -

1:03:30Rimbo:It's all good.

1:03:31Bobby Lee:Yeah, it's all good. You find a partner when you find a partner. I tell him that all the time. He's on the hunt and I'm always like, dude, just let it be. You've done so much. That's Rimbo, dude. Rimbo. That right there is Rimbo.

1:03:41Rimbo:He's out there, bro. The kimchi king, Rimbo. Oh, dude, he'll hide in your bushes and eat your ass. That's Rimbo, dude. I only had a little bit.

1:03:59Bobby Lee:It's coming for you

1:04:00Rimbo:And I appreciate you guys so much dude

1:04:02Bobby Lee:I love you brother It's been a long time It's so fun to see you And also How funny that we finally got you on the show I know I'm sorry that I haven't been in here before No don't be sorry

1:04:11Rimbo:It is my fault I always thought that you did it before It's so crazy Well I've come and done Tiger Belly I think the timing was just easier on certain times It's like you know The past four years I lived in Nashville So it's like the timing on when I'm here It's just it's been tough sometimes But We should go to Nashville for a while

1:04:24Theo Von:Yeah I wanna I think It's fun out there Yeah yeah I've never really spent that much. We did the rhyming together. That was great. That was the last time I was there.

1:04:32Bobby Lee:Carlos had himself a little bit of a night.

1:04:35Rimbo:Are there a lot of Asians in Nashville? There are some Laotians.

1:04:44Rimbo:Well, we'll start it.

1:04:45Theo Von:I could be Laotian for a weekend.

1:04:46Rimbo:And I met a Korean guy the other day named Zach. And I met a Korean girl named Emily.

1:04:54Bobby Lee:As of right now, Nashville Davidson makes up approximately 3 % Asian population there. There you go. There you go. You'll fit in.

1:05:01Rimbo:Okay. 3 % is good. Not bad. What is it here in Los Angeles? Bring your Lumina or bring your Lumira. What is it called? Lumia. Lumia. Yeah, yeah. Bring your Lumia.

1:05:14Bobby Lee:What's American? Yeah, what is it here? In LA, I mean. 12%. Wow. Yeah, bro. Yeah, don't leave. This is 1.5 million of you guys.

1:05:23Rimbo:In LA alone. That's right. That's incredible. Yeah. You could throw a chopstick and hit one of them. And those don't go far.

1:05:37Rimbo:That's beautiful. Ooh, Filipinos the largest group. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:05:40Bobby Lee:Yeah, we love them.

1:05:41Rimbo:The best.

1:05:42Bobby Lee:And Koreans are the third. Wow. And other notable groups. Vietnamese, shout out to those guys. Indian and Japanese is lower because they remain in Japan because they know that Japan is the best.

1:05:51Rimbo:Yeah. Hard to beat. People love Japan. Hard to beat. right now.

1:05:55Bobby Lee:Dude, we're going to go this year.

1:05:56Rimbo:In July, maybe. Yeah, yeah.

1:05:58Bobby Lee:You should come. You should come. Seriously.

1:06:01Rimbo:Yeah.

1:06:01Theo Von:What if we all went to Japan? That'd be fun.

1:06:03Bobby Lee:Well, you got to come this way to go that way, so you might as well come say hi.

1:06:05Theo Von:We made a documentary.

1:06:06Bobby Lee:Oh, I'd love that.

1:06:07Theo Von:Yeah, I'd love that too, man. I'd love to go to Japan.

1:06:10Bobby Lee:Boys in Japan? Yeah, yeah. The boys go to Japan? That'd be fun. It'll be our three amigos.

1:06:15Rimbo:Yeah. I'm D 'Artagnan. Yeah.

1:06:17Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:06:19Rimbo:Okay. Okay.

1:06:23Theo Von:You should. That's me with the sword. okay okay i want to learn how to do that no come on no seriously no what the sacrificing no uh what is it um yeah not harry krishna what is it harry kari harry kari harry kari he's

1:06:49Bobby Lee:killing himself Yeah. And there's the Japanese stabbing himself to death.

1:06:55Theo Von:Cubs win. Go Cubs go.

1:06:59Bobby Lee:Go Cubs go. Yeah, yeah. Did you see a picture of Bobby's mom there as a, that's Bob's mom. That was in her acting days.

1:07:07Rimbo:I see why Steve moved back. Yeah.

1:07:14Bobby Lee:You'd be a Phoenician yourself. Oh, I'll have the green curry, you know?

1:07:20Bobby Lee:yeah uh we want to thank our guests for coming on the show yeah fun dude i had so much fun man

1:07:25Rimbo:you're the best yeah i think i just yeah i think like it's good i just like yeah sometimes i'll get into spaces where i isolate and stuff so i'm trying to like kind of take a play out of your book bobby and just like you know not do that you know you think sometimes that they that they the getting better is in the ice it's like i just need to wait you know and get better you know but sometimes it's like no i need to do more stuff just do it but anyway yes i'm sorry there's a long answer i've said enough you had a great time and thank you so much dude and congratulations dude i feel uh the world feels so lucky that you guys make this show and your producers too this is like people everywhere i go do you know them do you know bad friends do you know same with you dude

1:08:06Theo Von:you know i think we're all in the same we're family and you know what the thing about you is is that i i want to say something real um is is that there's so much about you that i relate to we're very similar in so many different ways and so my heart really goes out to you all the time and what are you talking about for what? just same height same look same style no just in terms of same guy what? my heart goes out to you

1:08:33Rimbo:I love you I mean oh yeah just say that my heart goes out to you like I'm trapped on an island or something or fucking like I'm in ICU sorry go ahead I'm messing it up go on I'm gonna relax back I'm gonna chill out what were you saying? I love you

1:08:49Theo Von:Is that better? I love you too Yeah There's many things about you that I relate to as well

1:08:58Bobby Lee:What are you doing?

1:09:01Theo Von:Similar, you know Feels good That's what I want to say When I look at you, it feels good Anyway, say thank you for being a bad friend Thank you for being a bad friend

1:09:15Rimbo:Thank you for being a bad friend Thank you.

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