Trash Rummaging with Rudy

7:25Bobby Lee:it's hip it's hip yeah it's hip it's very hip anyway um i'm gonna i want to show you something to just because you know look first of all i want to say thank you to the korean community for embracing me accepting me when i go to a korean restaurant without bobby they warm warmly welcome me with open arms they sure do and it's one of the most generous things in the korean community pure generosity and i want to show my love and support for korea south korea once again proving how talented and cool they are this is how they i saw this train the um this is how this is how the guards i saw this yeah in that wave pool look at that i saw it i mean you're dead every other human is dead except for this cool south korean who just and then pops up on the ladder i have an watch how fast he climbs i have an argument i have an

8:17Khalyla Kuhn:argument what put a baby in there to save the baby that's just him swimming across put a baby in there there's no training he's supposed to be saving people put a spinal bifida

8:35Bobby Lee:oh you know right put a crooked spine baby in that water if we really want something something

8:39Khalyla Kuhn:different right so this doesn't prove he can it doesn't prove anything because i can make across

8:43Bobby Lee:at the fuck you can the fuck right it took me three weeks bobby i got it three weeks later i got to the other side and then you need a rescue you can't even swim in your own pool of coffee and t-shirts this guy's swimming in tides that would kill any regular that would kill a regular swimming pool controlled environment that would you'd you die in there i bet my bank account you

9:06Khalyla Kuhn:die in there there's lifeguards they're gonna save me the whole point is there's there there's Don't put the lifeguards there.

9:11Bobby Lee:He's the guy. He's lifeguard training. He's the guy that would save you. He's in the water. That's their coastguards. Okay. Not their lifeguards. Their coastguards. Okay. Anyway. You could make it across? Shout out. No. This is unbelievable. I don't think you understand. This is unbelievably hard. This is so fucking difficult what he's doing. Okay. I'll tell you what I would survive in. Anyway, shout out South Korea. Shout out South Korea. No, you don't get to do it. I said it. I want to. Shout out. Why don't you tell me some tales of Australia is what I'm interested in. You barely spoke to me.

9:40Bobby Lee:You never answered multiple texts. Oh my God. You want to get into it? Yeah, go ahead. I don't want to get into it. I'd rather you do.

9:47Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. How was the tour with Carlos? Oh, I have my issues. Hold on a second. Let's go to your text.

9:53Bobby Lee:I also called you many times. We have evidence, if you may. Sure, we have evidence. Do the call log. Bring up your call log. How many times I called you? No, I'm going to just go to the text, please. No, there it is. There we go. This is good. He'd be a good lawyer. He's only angling for things that prove his case correct. Here's okay August 13th here we go hmm

10:14Khalyla Kuhn:Talk to your team

10:19No,

10:21Khalyla Kuhn:that's not what he said no, this is it I'm so mad at you it's unreal Maybe we quit the pod Is what you said on August 13. Yeah, then I go What happened? going to bed. I was going to bed. Right, right. And I go, you can't talk for one minute and then you don't text me back for four more days. That's right. Yeah, yeah. So how do I respond to that?

10:47Bobby Lee:Hey man, is everything okay? What can I do? And then you continue to reach out to me. Oh, excuse me? Then you would continue to reach out to me. You stopped.

10:56Khalyla Kuhn:I'm with Bobby on this one.

10:57Bobby Lee:What?

10:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yes! Yes! Finally, dude. A lot of people are on my side on this one.

11:03Bobby Lee:No, they're not because they know the true story, which we can't fucking tell on the show they'd be on my fucking team so good job fancy good job fans you want to drum up some shit? you know the thing we talked about before the show? gone enjoy the ride and what I meant was absolutely Andrew's ride you fucking sell out this kid will jump so fast oh he's a weasel

11:25Khalyla Kuhn:he's a weasel so I was mad so I had some angers toward Carlos Of course, it's natural. Your hair looks good. Thank you. Tell me what's going on. What was the big gripe? So one, just throw it out there. I was around the corner from him. He didn't know I was listening. He was talking shit about you? And he was talking to somebody. Who? I don't know who it was. May I finish? Sure. See, already. Do you see what he's doing? Already the attitude. Well, do you see attitude? No. No. Okay. Let's hear. Thank you He goes Oh yeah He's on the phone He goes Fuck you bitch Oh And you hung up No no no And I went around the corner I'm not done And I looked at him Right It's your dog sitter Be nice I know And I said to him Don't talk to people like that He doesn't say that What do I say You didn't say that You were like What are you doing Talking like that

12:27Bobby Lee:Well who are you talking to What's the difference I was trying to make A dinner reservation for you and it was some Asian lady who could barely hear me. And then I hung up and I went, fuck you, bitch, because I didn't want to say it to her over the phone. I just said it to her after I press hand.

12:42Khalyla Kuhn:That's a tough one. It's tough? Tough water. I'm with Bobby again. I think you're with me again.

12:46Bobby Lee:Yeah, everybody's with you on that. Yeah, yeah. That's out of pocket, brother. That's crazy. You said F you, bitch, to her? No, to my phone that had no one on it. Oh, my God. I thought you said it to the woman. No. No, that's insane. No, that literally is what happened.

13:02Khalyla Kuhn:Did you hang up on her? Then I hear him hang up and then his excuse was, no, I had hung up earlier. How do you hear someone hang up? I hear taps. No.

13:12Bobby Lee:He does have good AV. Dude, I have really good AV. He's one of the best AVs in the game right now. Dude, you want to talk about fucking... You don't know about his AV, brother. He has no...

13:22Khalyla Kuhn:What? You just have V, not A. You want to talk about Deadpool fucking symbiosis? Yeah, get it out. I should be allowed to have a my point is that because you're so sensitive about cursing

13:37Bobby Lee:I'm daredevil dude I hear everything he doesn't want you cussing at someone because you're representing him exactly he's afraid that someone's gonna go Bobby's tour manager called which is exactly why I hung up oh so you did hang up of course I did he's saying it you don't believe it I'm not done

13:56it's okay I already advanced the rest of your show so I get paid no matter what.

14:00Bobby Lee:Yeah, he does have access to the accounts. Some good meals. Some really good meals. Did I suggest you guys in Melbourne? Did you go to Cookie or any of those spots? I sent you a bunch of spots. I don't know.

14:09Khalyla Kuhn:No, he doesn't take what Carlos's does. And it's an interesting way of tour managing, if I may. Please. Can I make his style? And it's really old school. You may. So we show up at a spot, right? He forgets. Right. He frantically Googles things. I'm not done. You'll go to Yelp. Oh, I got three stars. Right? We'll show up at a place, and it's one of the worst restaurants we've ever met.

14:37Bobby Lee:But you know historically, and we've talked about it on this show. I'm going to hire somebody outside of him. Whenever I give food recommendations, you always say I've never led you astray. You've not only, dude. We went to Pellegrino. Lawyers, guns, and money. Yes. I remember. You went to Pellegrino 2000. Twice. And that was very good. That's not his choice. That was your choice. That was my choice in Sydney. That is true. That was my choice. Yeah, so I'm not giving him the fucking shit. So did you get to any of the places I suggested in Melbourne to take him to? No. Oh. Why? Because I had already made reservations three months ago.

15:09Khalyla Kuhn:For other places that aren't good. I don't Google what's bad in Melbourne. I want to take my shitty part there. No, you ask him. He knows. Too many moving parts. I got to just do it on my own. Anyway, we went to a fusion place. Oh, yeah. He hates fusion. the Asian did you think it was good no I didn't wait what city was that in do you remember do you remember I don't remember it could have been Calcutta it doesn't even matter is that in Australia that's how bad the food was I took him to a nice Indian place and because it wasn't no no no no that's another can I just say another thing you didn't go to stalactites you're gonna make me so mad you're gonna make me so mad right now dude yeah just focus only on the negative not all the good food you had fucking bitch ass holy shit dude it's crazy to come at me I'm gonna say one thing when Carlos arrived today and said like i'm gonna be so nice to bobby so that went right out the fucking window

16:01Bobby Lee:well you lasted about what 15 minutes yeah i had blue chew oh you're chewed up bob you were fucked up to me and yeah well how can how can we rectify it how do we make this better one bullet each he asked me at breakfast what i would do if he killed my dad and then he got got mad at me when I said I would shoot him in the head. Why are you killing his father? Why would I say that? Why would you say that? I don't know anything about that. That's real crazy. I love his dad. Yeah, he's very nice people, his parents. He's a surgeon. Yeah. That has nothing to do with him being, him. I had osteoporosis, he fucking surgeryed on.

16:37Bobby Lee:Oh, he did, he helped you. Yeah, osteoporosis. Okay. Well, let's rectify this. This Australian tour I heard was good from afar.

16:43Khalyla Kuhn:It was very good and we had a really good time. And me and Carlos had some good moments. We did. I just feel like I was treated unfairly for two bad restaurants out of the many that I took you to because we weren't just there for two days. Just take Andrew's suggestion.

16:58Bobby Lee:All right, I'll make a good suggestion if we want to move off of it. I had probably the best cheesesteak I've had in Los Angeles. This is what I'm talking about. Tell me what it is. It's called Sunny's. It's on Sunset. They're a pizza joint, but they do a Wagyu cheesesteak they're known for. It's Wagyu beef. It was very expensive, but remarkably worth it. I ate the whole fucking thing standing there it was delicious it's on sunset that's it Sonny's and they do pies pies only no slices which I respect I like that haven't had the pizza yet but click on the Wagyu uh cheesesteak oh my god if you just google Sonny's Wagyu cheesesteak is that it that dried piece that's not it that's not it no but they've got look at look at how bad that sandwich looks no look at gray meat no look at the look zoom in oh it's delicious it's it's garnered that's cheeses all over it's garnered as one of the best cheesesteaks in la i gotta tell

17:48Khalyla Kuhn:you i gotta try it big big big fan big big big fan and also the sesame seeds on the bun that's look like buck bug that looks like puck puck it's phenomenal i'm not gonna lie didn't need it it's

17:59Bobby Lee:so good didn't need that puck all back i did i liked it puck puck yeah yeah puck puck what's been going on with you puck puck um i started school this week no no late night night classes How many years are you going to be in school? Aren't you 30? Until I guess I get another visa. Okay. How old are you now? 23? 24, turning 25. Oh, my God. Wow.

18:24Khalyla Kuhn:You're 25 soon? How does it feel? Tell me about the whispers of a 25-year-old. No whispers. At night? There's no whispers at night? They said after 25, your knees start to hurt. Now, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You don't know pain. Insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything hurts on my body.

18:41Bobby Lee:you don't know anything you don't know nothing about pain bitch well stop eating 50 week old eggs and you might not have yeah exactly once you turn 25 your body enters a subtle state of biological aging where cellular repair metabolism collagen production slowly begin to gradually slow down but it's slowing down it doesn't stop he his is done yeah it's a dead end it's over dude

19:02Khalyla Kuhn:i'm dying look at me right now look at him i just look at that's right that's it he's dying You still look young though That's really nice to say

19:15Bobby Lee:I look pretty good You look good yeah Shut the fuck up No you do you look good You're a piece of shit Well for a

19:22Khalyla Kuhn:Go ahead do the slam I deserve it Fat Yellow So McCone So tomorrow we're gonna watch the Odyssey But McCone has a review of the Odyssey Tell us about it I gave it an 8 out of 10 I thought it was pretty good, but I liked how much weirder Oppenheimer was. I also thought shooting on IMAX exclusively kind of backed him into a couple of corners where it probably would have been better if he shot some of the dialogue scenes with a regular camera. But it was good, and I was glad to see it at Universal CityWalk on 70mm IMAX.

19:57Bobby Lee:Where are we going tomorrow? Regal. Downtown. That's 70mm. IMAX. IMAX. And we have good seats? No. Yes, we do. Okay. We bought good seats. We're not like neck craned. I can't. I won't do that. I can't wait. Who's buying snacks? I'll buy all snacks. Can we list the snacks already? Yeah, let's list it now. I'm dreaming about it. Yeah, yeah. Biggest bucket. Give me a Home Depot bucket of popcorn. The biggest bucket of popcorn they got.

20:24Khalyla Kuhn:I've been doing dry butter. No butter this time. You want to do that again? Yeah. Dry butter? Not dry butter. No butter.

20:32Bobby Lee:Oh, you're doing no butter on the popcorn?

20:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. It's too much. Because it already has butter on it. There's just so much butter. It's the kind of butter it is.

20:40Bobby Lee:It's oil. You're going to be pleasantly surprised. I've never put butter on popcorn. At the theater. No seasoning? No, no. I put the shaker on. Let's go to Candies. Do you know why I don't eat butter on popcorn at the theater? No. Warby Parker. I'm here to tell you about Warby Parker. My wife loves these. I love the sunglasses. My wife has prescription lenses. They were able to take whatever frame she chose and pop in those because she can't see anything without them. I love their sunglasses. I own many, many a pair, and they're fantastic. My favorite thing about Warby Parker is you can try on, with their virtual try-on, try on any glasses to see how it fits your face, no matter how fat or skinny your face is, because I got a skinny old little tiny face.

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23:56Bobby Lee:This is the way.

23:57Khalyla Kuhn:Our only chance is to work together. I like this kid. Always wear your seatbelt. Star Wars The Mandalorian and Grogu now streaming on Disney+. Read PG-13.

24:14Bobby Lee:I've told you this story. Freshman year of college, I got the worst food poisoning I've ever had in my entire fucking life and they chalked it up. We did the math. Me and my buddy Colin were pissing and shitting, puking for two full days straight. And our buddy Colorado John, who got stoned with us and went to the movie with us, was totally fine the next day for finals. And we ate the exact same meals, except John didn't eat popcorn. He just had Reese's Pieces. And me and Colin shared the popcorn. And the doctor goes, that's it, dude. I go, what? He goes, it's rotten butter. You guys put rotted butter from that hot bacteria container all over.

24:48Bobby Lee:I was sicker than I've ever been. I've never put butter on popcorn since that day. Never

24:53Khalyla Kuhn:Jell-O pudding pops is my thing What did Cosby do to you? No, no, it had nothing to do with him What do you mean, Jell-O? I was in middle school and I had one Jell-O pudding pop And it gave me diarrhea A Jell-O pudding pop? Yeah There's nothing in there I know, that's the mystery Is that what gave me diarrhea? I don't know, but I think it is Because I've never had a Jell-O pudding pop? I haven't had a Jell-O pudding back Maybe it was Bill Cosby On the cover

25:20Bobby Lee:That could have freaked me out Imagine he was trying to drug you through Jell-O pudding pops and it just didn't work. Yeah. Can you imagine this guy was the spokesman for Jell-O? I know. I can't believe it. And why do they have him? By the way, those pops, have you ever had a Jell-O pudding pop? They're so good. I ate a thousand of those as a kid. I can't eat those things. You don't remember those? I never had those. Did they not have those in España? Jell-O. Jell-O pudding pops. Who's the spokesperson now? Kevin Spacey? I was waiting. I was waiting. Who is? yeah I mean he stinks fuck him yeah fuck that guy he stinks also he was such a judge you know what's so funny a clip popped up of him talking shit to Wanda Sykes do you remember that during the award show I remember that and when he's like yeah and on my show we spoke English yeah do you remember you guys don't remember this I remember that fucking clip he was because he doesn't like ebonics he doesn't like you know people that he goes no sagging your pants you remember that he was like pull your pants up give me the clip he was wearing sunglasses

26:15Khalyla Kuhn:I remember yes there it is yeah watch what an asshole this guy is

26:24Bobby Lee:I love her

26:38Khalyla Kuhn:That's a party stopper Yeah bro What a dick That's a party stopper Do you know who Bill Cosby was? Was he really funny? I have to say Bill Cosby himself that special is one of the funniest specials ever made no?

26:56Bobby Lee:not gonna get on any of that that's not? he's a piece of shit he's a piece of shit I'm saying outside of the art I don't give a fuck about himself okay fuck him for the rest of fucking time what's your favorite candy? at the movie theater? this is a good debate because we've talked about this before but I've changed my taste buds have changed because I almost exclusively used to be a bunch of Crunchy Reese's Pieces guy. Bunch of crunches. But I got to tell you, I'm really getting into them Sour Patch Kids, pal. You are, pal? I love Sour Patch Kids. And I also, give me the Harry Bows. Give me the little peach Harry Bows.

27:29Bobby Lee:You know what you can give me? What? Red Vines. Keep them. That's so boring.

27:34Khalyla Kuhn:They're so boring. Thank you. You keep the fucking Honey Sour situation then, okay? I didn't say Honey Sour. Whatever that is. I didn't ever say Honey Sour.

27:43Bobby Lee:Whatever the Honey Sour situation I said Sour Patch Kids. I don't want that either. Everybody likes Sour Patch Kids. No, fuck you. Raise your hand if you like Sour Patch Kids. Everybody likes them. Every time I mention a fucking... Red Vine sucks. The only thing that's good is because you... Then why do people buy them? Because they feel bad for the licorice industry. Big licorice is pushing it like crazy. I'm buying some tomorrow. You're having one. I'm throwing them away. I'm not kidding. When you give them to me, I'm throwing them on the floor. I'm dumping your popcorn onto the ground. That's where it belongs.

28:09Bobby Lee:I know. I eat the popcorn off the ground in the movie theater. All right, zoom in. Let's see what we got. What do we got here? We have a list of the Regal, the lineup. But I'll give you this. Look at me. Give me the lineup. I'll give you this. Red Vines is way better than Twizzlers. Obviously. That's what we got tomorrow. Thank you. But Twizzlers nibs are better than all of them. Zoom in. What'd you call me? What the fuck did you call me, dude? Junior Mints, waste of time. Bunch of Crunch is a yes. M &M's, I'll do peanut or peanut butter. Regular M &M's aren't even real anymore. The Kit Kat Minis are very, very good.

28:45Bobby Lee:Reese's Pieces, there's your Red Vines. nerd clusters nerd clusters are huge and here we go zoom in right there they only have two kinds of sour patch that is not okay you gotta have more than just watermelon and regular

28:58Khalyla Kuhn:on the green one underneath what does that say Twizzlers all American fashion that'll never go out of time

29:05Bobby Lee:you said you like red vines oh that's not it those are two completely they're the same thing but they're two different companies I like that kind of texture you know why starburst didn't win this game are they still individually packaged in that package

29:22Khalyla Kuhn:that's such a fool's game all right hot dog corn dog what else any side chicken tenders what do they have there we're going to see a movie we're not hey you shut the fuck up we're going to eat food are we going to the magic johnson theater i went once we're gonna go see philadelphia

29:41Bobby Lee:You saw it Dude Magic Johnson Philadelphia it's about AIDS Come on Is this bouncing all over your head What's your problem right now You What do you mean Catch up The AIDS thing I got You said is that where I saw it Is that where I saw Philadelphia Do you think that's where I saw it and when i say ketchup you say mustard where are you today i could not tell you why what

30:13Khalyla Kuhn:because you know that theater that has the uh the wind and uh what's it called yeah so if it was at right if you saw philadelphia at the magic johnson theater they throw needles at you throw aids at you like when he's sick dude a spray he coughs and you feel it and you mix it with what do you call a pepper spray so it burns a bit you're in the theater hey everybody welcome

30:41Bobby Lee:to the magic johnson theater here in south central los angeles this is a fully immersive show just so you know please enjoy the film 127 running minutes yeah yeah exits are here here and you're all gonna get aids it's terrible dude all right zoom down okay wait go back hot food bob Churros Okay so we have to get churros Oh oh do they have Orinoco there Oh they do the flow Nathan's hot dog and fries might be good You know what we should do At baseball games They do a 9-9-9 9 beers 9 hot dogs and 9 innings Can we do 9 Nathan hot dogs 9 coca colas throughout the course of the film Do you think you need 9 dogs I don't want to

31:26Khalyla Kuhn:Let's try Anyway I can't wait to see your opinion about it I'm excited to not go If you don't go, there's going to be problems Name them Yeah, I shall Double dog dare you I double dog dare you right now I'm going to tell you what they are right now Number one, I'll be very disappointed in you Okay, dude, welcome

31:49Bobby Lee:Oh yeah? Welcome to feeling

31:51Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, you want to get into feelings?

31:53Bobby Lee:And I know what you're doing right now You're searching for something else to say

31:55Khalyla Kuhn:No, I'm not When I get emotional, I use my hands and I use vocal inflection.

32:01Bobby Lee:Hip Hop Bob is about to come out. Yo, what's up? See ya, I tell you.

32:05Khalyla Kuhn:West side, big boy, big daddy in the house.

32:08Bobby Lee:Of course I'm going to go. I'm very excited. Cleared my day. I can't wait. I'm very excited to go see it with the family.

32:18Hi Bobby.

32:19Khalyla Kuhn:Hello. We miss you. Hi. I'm a liar, dude. I was over there waiting for you guys and no one showed up. I saw you waiting. Andrew's going to be right on time. and if he doesn't make the first five minutes of the movie, he's going to stress Bob out. Is this the theater? Who? Jules. Because the first five, it's confusing. You've got to get in the first five minutes of the movie. You can't miss the beginning. You can't miss the beginning. But he'll walk in. There's 20 minutes of commercial, so we're good. He's like the oldest story ever told me. He really doesn't know anything about it. Three thousand years of spoilers.

32:52Who spoke the joke he got mad at? You know? The callback. Callback. He's always a little more whimsical outside of the studio. He dances a little more. He's too whimsical. He's a little hansi. Let me tell you something to make you happy. I was reading the comments about your haircut and everybody thinks that you look very handsome. Pen-Yan. That's it. There's no pun intended. Unintended.

33:28Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, this is our last movie together. This is our first movie together. I know. I know. I know it is. What about Andrew? Andrew loves Crunchabunch. One for him, one for me. Do you want one? Crunchabunch? I'll take a Crunchabunch. Crunchabunch. A bunch of Crunchabunch. We're getting a bunch of Crunchabunch.

33:57I'm going to eat some nuts inside.

34:01Khalyla Kuhn:If he does, I'm done. We're done. My friends is over today. It might be the last episode. Can you touch your words? Because I've already seen it. We've all already seen it. Oh, it's real good. Let's go, dude. So when I beat him in Uno, by the way, which I did twice, Let's go. They were fair game. Hey! Hi! How are you? Good. I got love. Ryan, good to see you. I know! I just showed you, right? Yeah. Nothing. Okay, good. I like the chair. Just a die. I'll see all of them. What number is it? Francis got it. What's the number? G13 to G20. G13 to G20. G13 to G20. D13, D20. I can't believe you're here.

34:52Bobby Lee:I barely fucking made it. Why? Because I was, I had something else to do. There's just one. Fancy got me punch, punch, my favorite. Sour Patches. And popcorn without butter. Unlike the... Without butter. Without butter. Butter. I slept here with Lari for every single scene. What? I slept. I was so tired. I woke up just for the barrier. You know what?

35:23Khalyla Kuhn:Forget it. I woke up at the barrier. Forget it. We're never doing this again. It's a waste of money, time, love, anything. Fuck you. Fuck you.

35:37Bobby Lee:You know, actually, I was awake all the time. You know who wasn't awake the whole time?

35:41Khalyla Kuhn:I know. He fell asleep.

35:45Bobby Lee:It was good. I only had one problem with it. I mean, the rough. Helen. You know who it was. The casting. I know who it was.

35:51Khalyla Kuhn:There was an issue, man. You got to deal with the Korean on the boat? How come you didn't get that? That's you. I just wouldn't survive in that world. Neither would you.

36:02Bobby Lee:Of all people that would have...

36:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, he died. Of all people that would be suckers... You're in that cheese curd with the Cyclops cave. I am the Cyclops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're in the cheese curd. I'm crazy with that guy, though.

36:15Bobby Lee:Incredible. Of all the guys that would succumb to the swan song, it would be you. That's a metaphor for your whole life. Siren song? It's not a siren song. It's you. Oh, yeah. I wanted to hear it.

36:25Khalyla Kuhn:Good luck, good luck. See? Pretty good.

36:30Bobby Lee:They could have easily cut out an hour. No. 100%. There's the moments that are... No, I loved it. This is you in the end. That's a hundred... You laid that... Who did that? Yeah.

36:43Khalyla Kuhn:You'd be the first guy to lay down. No, I'd be the last guy to lay down. You'd be the first guy. Everyone was throwing out, I'd be like, all right. No, you would do it right away. You'd be the first guy to lay down. I'd help really, the way they designed them, it's like a crooked nose.

36:57Bobby Lee:Wait, that's a real guy?

37:01Bobby Lee:That's not a real guy? That's a door guy at the Comedy Store. I've seen that kid before. Door car, uh, uh, uh, agent is his agent. I feel like I've seen that guy before at the comedy store. I think he parked my car last night. What do you think of Robert? Pattinson? I love to watch him die. I love that. I turned to Fancy and went, fuck yeah. When he was like, just, you want us all to die? Just you. Oh, bro. Damon. Damon's the god. He's an evil racial. Yeah, and he's a pussy. I love that he's like such a weakling and he's commanding everyone to do his deed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was so great, dude.

37:40Bobby Lee:What? I was pointing out, let's see, we think. Yeah, you're the Robert Patton. You're that character, not the actor. You're the character that type of character. I'll take it.

37:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I'm Odysseus. I'm Odysseus.

37:54Bobby Lee:Brother, no chance. You're arguing. No, you're not. Odysseus would never sit like this. Dude, look, look. Watch, watch. Odysseus would never sit like this. Can you imagine, you two rows would be like, He was like, do it, do it. I'm so strong, I'm home. Like two. What, home? I'll tell you what would happen. You for sure would go into the whirlpool. You'd be like, let's go in. Right straight, the boat would go right in. You know how he did that? How he did what?

38:24Khalyla Kuhn:The whirlpool. CGI. He took, this is true. He took, what's up? Jet skis. Jet skis. and he made the circles.

38:35Bobby Lee:That's enhanced for sure.

38:37Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. So the reason why you didn't... I know, he couldn't. But he did it so that he gives the actor's reference point. And he filled out the sentence. I mean, how do you do the one with a... Yeah, how do you do the... The bottle was there. Did you do that? How's that reference? Tell him about the reference.

39:01Bobby Lee:Break his neck. HR, HR, Rick is like HR, that's so funny. It's very dark, so for sure. In the Philippines, they didn't have any light on, there was no light. The video quality was not very good.

39:15Khalyla Kuhn:Well, this is in 70mm. She played like six parts of the Philippine version. They do it live.

39:23Khalyla Kuhn:Did you play Odysseus, Penelope? I played all of them. But you've never seen it. Did you like it or no? I really liked it, I wasn't bored at all. All the way? You like all the way? Three hours, you're not bored of it.

39:35Bobby Lee:Okay, and then also this. All this fucking hype. Oh my God. All this fucking hype about Travis Scott.

39:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

39:41Bobby Lee:Unbelievably useless character. Could have been literally anybody. It's disappointing for you. No, no, no. He did it because it's cultural. He's a poet. It's... He's a poet. That could have been literally any book. Can you sing any Travis Scott songs? It's alright! Hey! That's all they are.

39:57Khalyla Kuhn:No, it's like... And then... And Temple. and then the people come in and they travel everyone to death. That's it. You know that song? I do know that song. You know that song. That could have been anybody. Oh, a lot of it.

40:10Bobby Lee:It was like a cultural... So is Mia Goth. A lot of the roles could have been like, oh, anyone could be this. I remember when I said you. What did I say? That Mia Goth girl. I go, could have been anybody. Yeah. Where are her eyebrows? Where are they? My dad. I hear my dad. Where are her eyebrows? What happens when you do it? I'm telling you. Matt Damon, first of all. Matt Damon. Master of people. Matt Damon, home run. Even Pattinson, so good. Tom Holland, not good. Not good, dude. Not good, it's true. She agreed. Everyone agreed. Anne Hathaway. Yeah. She's incredible. She's incredible. But also, put them in done by a lot of good actors.

40:53Bobby Lee:Legu Zamo should win. They won't give it to him. They'll give it to Damon. Because it's Matt's film.

40:59Khalyla Kuhn:i'll tell you the most underwhelming underwhelming i'll tell you charlie's there

41:05Bobby Lee:well let's be honest she kind of she likes trapped him as a sex slave and fed him lotuses that's like it she's just seen him i know but i'm saying no but it doesn't tell it it just is like a it's a speed bump in his life where you're like It's hard to tell the story. She's just not, she's not, she's a good actress, but that chunk of time is a little meaningless to me. It just spent more time away from his kingdom. But she also, I wish she like fucked with his head or did something. Like I wish she physically did something to him instead of just feeding him boys.

41:44Khalyla Kuhn:He combined both. There's two different stories going on, right? There's a group of people that get Lotus Flowers, the Lotus Flower Eaters, right? and her and they should be somehow combined with the two elements. No, it's good.

41:56Bobby Lee:She kept him subdued so she could use him for whatever she wanted. Maybe I should have gotten off him for a patio. No. No, thank you. Give him a fucking kiss. I'm like, why is that a big deal? Like, not, you know. They were actually not for you. Those pants are not for you. Bar pantry. Bar pantry. You gave me these. Carlos asked for those specifically and you stole them. All right, you can have them. Carlos, those were your pants. Andrew, you're a nice guy, man. Those were for you. Those aren't your pants. Okay, don't take them off right now.

42:29Khalyla Kuhn:What? Don't take them off right now.

42:31Bobby Lee:Why not?

42:31Khalyla Kuhn:Because my girlfriend's here. So what? Oh, jealous?

42:34Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah. What is... Let me see his... Don't take it off. It's illegal, but those do fit nice. You should give them to Carlos. His butt looks good. His butt looks good.

42:50Khalyla Kuhn:I'm sorry.

42:52Bobby Lee:Sorry about this. Yeah. Are you guys going to Pete Sierra Bianca or no?

43:02Bobby Lee:Now he's walking off his fart. But you do have to walk it off because it trails. He's 55 years old and he farted in front of his girlfriend and his family. No CD. I'm here to tell you about no CD because I have OCD. And a lot of people are confused about what OCD is. I think they've been told a lot of stuff by TV and film and whatever, and the myth has been busted. It's not this organizing stereotype. Real OCD is persistent. It's unwanted, intrusive thoughts. They feel out of character, and it's a huge bummer. I've got to tell you, I've been through a lot of mental health changes in my life, and having OCD, it's real.

43:39Bobby Lee:It's a real, real thing, and it's pervasive, and you're not alone.

43:43Khalyla Kuhn:OCD is highly treatable with the right kind of specialized therapy. That's what I love about an OCD. It needs ERP, exposure and response prevention therapy, proven to be the most effective treatment. It really is. OCD is the world's leading provider of OCD treatment covered by insurance for over 138 million Americans. That's a lot of Americans, guys. Licensed therapists, specialists in ERP therapy in live, face-to-face virtual sessions with support between sessions. So you're never facing OCD alone.

44:16Bobby Lee:You're not alone, okay? You're very much not alone. If you've got a lot of racing thoughts and you can't get to sleep at night sometimes, you're overthinking things, you're underthinking things, and you're thinking about too many things, NoCD is definitely here to help.

44:29Khalyla Kuhn:If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting, intrusive thoughts, NoCD can help. Book a free 15-minute call to get started at NoCD.com. Ultra! Pouches. Let me say something to you right now, dude. These are 15 pouches. No nicotine. No nicotine at all. I stick it in. Energy, focus, and memory. These things are great. I'm already boosted right now. Check it out, dude. Do you desperately need a nicotine pouch every 15 minutes just to feel normal? How many pouches, cups of coffee, or energy drinks do you need per day to stop yourself from crashing or even from feeling nicotine withdrawal?

45:02Bobby Lee:Well, you got to get rid of that because now there's ultra. You don't have to be chained up by nicotine anymore. This is fantastic, man. They have Affinity PX, a cleaner, smoother energy boost than caffeine. They got L-theanine, an amino acid. They have alpha GPC. Promoting palm energy. Yeah, they got alpha GPC. It's a nootropic for enhanced mental processing.

45:19Khalyla Kuhn:And my favorite are vitamin B6 and B12 for balanced energy and mood because I love mood.

45:24Bobby Lee:Well, you love mood and you no longer have the crash. That caffeine nicotine crash that everybody's experiencing because their energy drinks and nicotine pills and pouches and everything. You don't need that anymore. With Ultra, you take care of that.

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46:12Khalyla Kuhn:Hungry Roo! I want my digital cookbook right now. my friend.

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46:44Bobby Lee:The Bobby Mom, it's got delicious gingery grilled chicken and broccoli bowl. Obviously, that's for me. Then we've got Korean barbecue chicken.

46:52Khalyla Kuhn:That's for me. I love the grains.

46:53Bobby Lee:And now we've got gingery pea snaps and fried rice because I'm a little pea snap. My mom loves pea snaps. Yes, she does. Yeah, go check it out. She loves mine. Get back to what matters instead of spending mental energy deciding what to make, where to go, grocery shop or cooking. Let Hungry Root do all of that for you. explore our digital cookbook bobby mom for free at hungaroo.com slash bad friends and for a limited time get 40 off your first order plus a free item in every box for life with our code bad friends yeah i'm gonna say something too if we're in the food world and we're moving away from the movie theater it's about time i know i've waited long enough we finally bought an air fryer we did oh my god how is it it's amazing is it not i mean they are life-changing i i i guess i guess i

47:32Khalyla Kuhn:didn't know what i was doing what are you frying up out you can do literally anything i know i have for your fire okay are you using it no but i've fried some things up what have you fried in it chicken tenders i love chicken in it is phenomenal that's it that's all you've done yeah but it's so

47:49Bobby Lee:good i put little seasoning have you ever put bacon in the air fryer it's remarkable what does it do it's perfect it's exactly how i like it i don't even know how they is someone in there yeah i i open it up i go somebody in there yeah i want somebody go yeah keebler we're here keebler Just one little elf. Just one little elf. Yeah. Right here. The tree was crowded. Imagine - I'm not done.

48:12Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, sorry. The tree was crowded and the fudge stripes. I'm done with that lifestyle.

48:18Bobby Lee:I think you were. I think you, yeah, that's good. That's a good finish, right? And you got it out. You stuck the - I got it out. Yeah, you did. I did. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's the biggest thing you've snuck into a movie theater back when you used to sneak in food and stuff?

48:30Khalyla Kuhn:Weed.

48:31Bobby Lee:You can't smoke in the movie theater?

48:33Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, you can.

48:34Bobby Lee:Oh, pig. Let's associate the junkie with the film. If you did bring it. Oh, yeah, yeah. If you brought in fentanyl, what movie? I'll tell you what movie I saw. What? See if I saw it. Ready? What?

48:44Khalyla Kuhn:Eh, man. I just saw Wuthering Heights, man.

48:47Bobby Lee:What? Wuthering Heights. What drug are you on? What? What drug are you on? All of them. Now, should we try the bit again? Yeah, do it again. Do it again. Eh, man. Eh, man. I just got out of Wuthering Heights. Oh, what drug are you on? ain't no drugs funny zero for two but is that good no damn it two not even a foul tip that's any fault up that's give me another give me another one give me another one hey man is it that i think it's i think it's you i'm off today you know you're on you're throwing yourself with the a man don't do the a that's the problem that's what i'm saying oh so don't do it because that character doesn't know the yo is that better yeah yo what's up what movie

49:34Khalyla Kuhn:did you go see wither in heights what are you on something yeah i am my friend pcp oh yeah i ran

49:41Bobby Lee:through the wall i didn't pay for it you did yeah well you're under that hole you're under arrest why man because well see the man yeah all right it was really good i liked it every choice i make today it's not good no no i liked it the gang liked it did you like it the gang liked it yeah

50:02Khalyla Kuhn:are we good now or what you and me yeah there's i think it was a lot we're just around each other

50:08Bobby Lee:a lot i think i i think it was uh i got it from both sides i heard both sides of the story yeah both sides of the story well you know you live your life maybe international is not for you

50:21Khalyla Kuhn:I don't think it is but I turned 55 in Hawaii unfortunately you're not gonna be there

50:26Bobby Lee:I wish I could be there I'll be in Atlanta

50:28Khalyla Kuhn:Adam will be there

50:30Bobby Lee:Adam Eget

50:30Khalyla Kuhn:Ray oh he's there playing the Blue Note oh he is in Honolulu yeah

50:36Bobby Lee:and you're gonna be but you're playing a theater there right yeah same area yeah same night

50:42Khalyla Kuhn:no he's there a couple of days earlier before a show and I'm there the night before I leave he'll be here

50:49Bobby Lee:oh it's awesome

50:50Khalyla Kuhn:gonna have dinner

50:50Bobby Lee:I just saw his wife They're prego wego They're gonna have a little baby

50:54Khalyla Kuhn:I'm very happy for him

50:55Bobby Lee:Are you? Do you want a baby? Yeah You want me to give you a baby?

51:00Khalyla Kuhn:You give me one?

51:02Bobby Lee:You wanna make a baby?

51:03Khalyla Kuhn:A baby? You wanna make a baby with me?

51:07Bobby Lee:You have a baby This fucking kid

51:08Khalyla Kuhn:I know But she's ungrateful You're not? He's sweet to I think Alayla's baby Yeah I've heard you I don't know how many times I've had to talk about that

51:18Bobby Lee:That's fine move out Let's move out No move out I'm saying move out. You have to move out.

51:22Khalyla Kuhn:You're happy to live with me as long as you want. Yeah. That's beautiful. He's happy that my mom is back though.

51:30Bobby Lee:Yeah, she's back. She's coming tomorrow. Yeah. She's got, maybe she'll be my date to the movies. Yeah. The deep cleaning on your mother. Because your mother, your mom still has a crush on me?

51:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

51:41Bobby Lee:Awesome. No, she doesn't. Yes, she does, dude. She said it on this show. I think she does. Yeah, dude. The fans shipped us. They want us to be together. can you imagine her rubbing we're gonna blow up our lives and be together what for some reason she likes your arms she keeps saying about your arms i'm a big fan of her mom she's coming to the movie theater make sure we sit together she's the best she's the best yeah so she's gonna come with us tomorrow you're gonna be there yeah have you already seen the movie oh so it's me and her the only ones that haven't seen it i haven't seen you in a long time i know you've been gone i've been missing you the comedy store has been missing you everyone's asking about you where's yeah i'm not doing that anymore you're not going to the comedy store anymore no what does that even mean what does it sound like it sounds like a lie i know you're i know you're gonna go back to the comedy store what are you saying i'm not doing can i just be articulate in front of you i wish you would

52:35Bobby Lee:both of you you and him i mean can somebody articulate in this room what i'm doing is

52:40Khalyla Kuhn:Depending on What the response of my act is On Hulu On your special On my special On Hulu

52:56Khalyla Kuhn:So stupid Hulu Anyway It's just all based on that What does that mean? You're gonna retire if you don't If people are like That's the worst special I've ever seen I might not be able to do it Continue

53:09Bobby Lee:new so you're just like making this fake scenario up you gotta you gotta um with everything that

53:17Khalyla Kuhn:happens you gotta look at the negative side of it so you can prepare yourself good perspective

53:22Bobby Lee:so go into it with negative expectation everything i do so then you hope so then if it does well you're and then you won't even be happy if it does well because you wanted it to do poorly no i wanted to do well it doesn't sound like it okay you want you're saying that should be more positive of course you put a lot of effort and work years into it ask me again how do you What do you think your Hulu special is gonna be?

53:41Khalyla Kuhn:It's gonna be exceptional beyond measure. Does that feel better? Yeah. Okay.

53:47Bobby Lee:One of the greatest fucking specials ever.

53:50Khalyla Kuhn:Is that Tony? Yeah.

53:52Bobby Lee:Yeah, I love him. He does that, one of the greatest comedians alive. He'll say that. He'll bring you up when you do the show and he'll celebrate your special because it will be amazing. It's a great special. It's great. I watched it. You didn't go. To the taping, I saw you do it 50 times. I know, but you never saw it.

54:10Khalyla Kuhn:I'm going to watch it on Hulu. I know, but my point is that how do you know if it's good if you haven't seen it? I've seen the performance. I know, but we don't know, though. Since 2012, he's been...

54:21Bobby Lee:What? Sorry. Since 2000. Right after the second plane hit, I saw the...

54:30Bobby Lee:I saw it live at the Comedy Store, and I told you how great it was. I said that to your face. And we were back in the green room with your...

54:35Khalyla Kuhn:I'm taking a break right now. I'm going to take a little break. I haven't been going to the store. You know what I mean? I've just been localized. You know, I have... Everything is...

54:45Bobby Lee:You just got back into town from Australia three days ago. What are you talking about? It's not like you're like not been around. You literally haven't been in the country.

54:51Khalyla Kuhn:I understand that. But since I've been here, it's been very localized.

54:57Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, what are you talking about? I'm telling you. You haven't been in three days. I know. I've been in town for a couple of days. And my joy has been very localized to my own home. You stay in the house. Yeah. And I've been doing my own routines, swimming a lot, sometimes six times a day. That's crazy.

55:13Bobby Lee:She knows. He's swimming six times a day. Yeah, I just go out and then he's just there like lying on the... Floating six times a day. He meant, why can't it be swimming? Do you remember the South Korean guy that we showed you 20 minutes ago? I don't see you moving. Yeah.

55:27Khalyla Kuhn:Floating, swimming, I'm in the water. They're two totally different things. You're doing exercise. Correct.

55:31Bobby Lee:Okay, anyway. When someone says, that's like, Bob is like, I went running today and he just stands outside. It's not the same thing, dude. You weren't swimming. Swimming is active. You float. And by the way, floating is great. You're afloat.

55:48Khalyla Kuhn:I weighed. We already talked about this. I don't want to talk about swimming. I'm just telling you my localized routines. Okay? Okay. Because you're so confused by it. No, everyone was on the same page. Okay, so. You're confused by verbiage. I've always been. that's always been a a a hurdle for me verbiage but you know i've been doing it i've been getting

56:11Bobby Lee:around it i know you go around the hurdles i do that's my it's actually and i'm still gonna win oh you get penalized though it doesn't matter i guess it doesn't yeah i went down sunset last night because i did a show at the palladium with who saramella put it together it was incredible it was the only white comic on the show and donnell brought me up donnell was saying bad stuff about you. What was he saying? You know.

56:32Khalyla Kuhn:No, what was he saying? Because I'm tired of that fucking guy.

56:34Bobby Lee:He was cussing you out. That's all he does. No, I'm being real.

56:38Khalyla Kuhn:That's all he does. I can call that little fucking guy. Call him. Fucking guy.

56:43Bobby Lee:I was the only white comic on the show. Are you being real? If he was not talking shit, I don't want to call him. And he brought me up by saying, this next comic, he's the most crackery cracker ass, does a podcast with the little shysty Chinese bitch ass. Yeah, he just shit on us for the first, I don't know, five minutes. But it was great. I know of his number. don l yeah yeah you do i know i don't know where you don't want to call him you know where it is it's under don l how do you spell it oh that's what this is yeah he just puts in black guy number three up donna d o n n e it's not in here oh maybe you don't have his number i don't don't answer oh

57:19Khalyla Kuhn:yeah i see that guy do you have any do you have any no don't answers on your phone no i just won't answer if they call no he's saying do you have them saved as don't answer i have a bunch of numbers saved in my phone that just says don't answer he's got to remind himself not to answer because he might just pops up and says don't answer i don't answer it but isn't it but isn't it tempting sometimes i don't want to all right but if it's just don't answer that it could be anybody right girls yeah i mean it could be anybody from my past yeah coming back into your life again

57:48Bobby Lee:why don't you just get a new number i don't want to because people from my past have it and you don't want those people according to what you just some people i do right yeah have any of those people that you do from your past never call you well then they never call me they never call me

58:02Khalyla Kuhn:right so people might for my past right they don't call me and the ones that i don't want to talk to

58:06Bobby Lee:or don't answer on my phone well it's kind of like when you give a text you get a text once a year and you say happy birthday to somebody and you look at the past text and that's all you've said to each other is happy birthday and you're like well that's that i don't think we should do this anymore yeah i think it's i've acknowledged it to someone i've gone hey man i see what we've done I think we're done here.

58:22Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, let me ask you this.

58:23Bobby Lee:Cause it was literally happy birthday to me, happy birthday to him, happy birthday to me, I was like, that's it, we did it. Over how long a decade? Honestly, it had been four years. I was like, this is insane. I don't even know why we're doing this. That's insane. We just saw it on the ground. Somebody has to stop it. I quit it. I said, I'm sorry, man.

58:36Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, let me ask you this. And now we're hanging out. How does that work? I said, let's get coffee.

58:43Bobby Lee:That's, it does work.

58:44Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, sometimes you gotta crack it. Yeah, happy birthday, okay, that's good. So let me ask you something. ask away it's my girlfriend's birthday today? no next week okay coming up okay

58:57Bobby Lee:so last year a pony

59:01Khalyla Kuhn:I'd never thought of it

59:02Bobby Lee:get her a pony I don't even know where to get one what? she's gotta know why me? shut up Pog Pog you know where to get a pony yeah get him a pony yeah if you wanna eat one she can get one right

59:12Khalyla Kuhn:yeah yeah

59:13Bobby Lee:no but um

59:15Khalyla Kuhn:so last year I'll tell you what I got last year

59:19Bobby Lee:$20 ,000 for a pony That's how much they cost We gotta go to Bakersfield Yeah I'm not doing that 20 grand that's what a pony is That's good is that good money I think that's crazy expensive I thought a pony would be like$5 ,000 What kind of pony are you getting Oh you're a big pony guy

59:36Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah yeah Icelandic ponies are fucking 30 grand What I did was I went to A bookstore And I bought a guest gift certificate That's for her birthday

59:48Bobby Lee:that's awful dude it's not because it's like get whatever books you want no dude you have to make something special you know it's not about buying something take her somewhere cool I asked her already why don't you DM Daniel Radcliffe and see if he'll

59:58Khalyla Kuhn:meet her in real life I don't even have Donnell's number

1:00:02Bobby Lee:I said DM DM I don't even have yeah I can't do it hit him up on Instagram I bet you he'd be like yeah and do what come over to the birthday party yeah wouldn't it be he'll never show up not with that attitude okay her favorite book series right now is ACOTAR so you could do buy like a good hardcover. Does she need a new cauldron or something? No. Oh, that's true. Doesn't she need something in that witch world?

1:00:27Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:00:28Bobby Lee:I mean, I'm being serious. Doesn't she need something? Toad feet. Can I get toad feet? Can we buy some toad feet on there? Yeah, I need toad feet. I mean, what would, in witchcraft, I don't know what witches want. Is there not a sharper image for witches? Get her a new broom. Oh, some like crystals. Crystals, yes. Beeswax and spell candles. Ritual knife. Dude, why don't you go to that store that you and I went to on Mag that has witchcraft stuff. We went to it together. Remember I bought a poster from there? Where? I'll tell you off the air.

1:01:02Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

1:01:03Bobby Lee:It's got all this shit. It's too late. I got the gift certificate. Just go tomorrow. I already got it. That's so boring. That is so fucking boring. I couldn't agree more. You're such a romantic.

1:01:17Bobby Lee:You're such a romantic I am very romantic What do you think he should get her Rudy? I'm trying to think What would you want for your birthday? Your birthday is coming up What do you want for your birthday? Do you want anything?

1:01:29Khalyla Kuhn:I'm taking her to Hawaii

1:01:31Bobby Lee:That's not

1:01:32Khalyla Kuhn:That's not a thing That's not a thing

1:01:35Bobby Lee:It's not for her birthday Yes it is Why can't I go And this is a part of it too It's for It's your going

1:01:41Khalyla Kuhn:I know I'm going You want paradise love? You want paradise perfection? You go to Hawaii with me, that's free.

1:01:49Bobby Lee:So she gets to be a plus one to your thing for her birthday. I'll attach it to Hawaii, I'll attach other events too. What would you like for your birthday? Food. See, that's... I know. I'm serious, what do you want? I'll buy it. She's not gonna get it for you. I'll get whatever it is. Okay. I hope it's not a car. Give me something reasonable and I'll buy it for you. Right now, all I'm thinking is Prince Street Pizza. I'll buy the I'll I'll get her I have to buy her a Prince Street Get her The whole street Yeah I'll get you a pizza You don't want anything You don't She doesn't want anything She doesn't want about fashion I'm not asking about that Do you Is there something That you've had your eye on That's too expensive for you Give me more slippers Rocks Filipinos are the best What is that?

1:02:37Bobby Lee:Cinelas? Cinelas Cinelas Orinoco flow Orinoco flow Atchagini, atchagini So you have indoor slip-ons And outdoor slip-ons Oh and indoor slippers Indoor slippers yeah That's what you want We'll get you indoor slippers What do you want for your birthday?

1:02:57Khalyla Kuhn:Nothing This is the year I'm free of it I'm free of institutions I'm free of dates And holidays Every day is a holiday for me

1:03:08Bobby Lee:So calendar means nothing

1:03:09Khalyla Kuhn:It means nothing to me now Today is my birthday

1:03:13Bobby Lee:Good for you. Happy birthday.

1:03:16Khalyla Kuhn:Happy birthday.

1:03:17Bobby Lee:Google this. I saw this recently. Somebody said that there was a, I don't know what year this was. It was hundreds of years ago. In the calendar, we just skipped from like the 4th to the 13th or something like that. And there was a, like a king did it. And he fucked up everything in perpetuity for the rest of time. Because he just was like, nah, tomorrow's the 12th. Calendar first skipped days in 1582 when Catholic countries dropped 10 days to transition from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar. The old Julian calendar miscalculated the solar years by 11 minutes, causing it to drift. Pope Gregory, that's who did it, realigned the calendar.

1:03:51Bobby Lee:So he switched. Did you like that? What? When he did that? I mean, I thought it was a bold move. Yeah, but what were you feeling at the time? I'm behind Mr. The Pope. I mean, the King Gregory at all. I know,

1:04:06Khalyla Kuhn:because you used to have that tattoo got removed.

1:04:08Bobby Lee:Oh, the Pope G? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, he's turned out to be

1:04:11Khalyla Kuhn:not so good of a guy but but that's later much later much later 100 years later yeah yeah russia

1:04:17Bobby Lee:waited till 1918 to skip 13 days i love how russia just held out no we won't they don't want to just play just please will you do it it's easier for everybody no we will not they held out for 19 years no they held out till 1918 that's what i meant 1918 this is nerd talk you don't like it i don't like it either i said you don't like it i'm interested in shit like i know you don't boggles my mind i love it tell me more uh what else do you want to tell about time changes and i can tell you time to zones there it is 15 1582 that's it october 4th to the 15th so that fucks me up because my birthday is october 16th so what is actually my birthday does it not even exist it doesn't exist my buddy's little sister is born on a leap year she's like whatever 12 but she's actually 35 i never knew about that fact thank you so much for sharing that you're welcome yeah give me a fact the aztecs had greater sewage system than all the european countries so they were very clean and you guys were very dirty by the way i like how you pointed at me as if you came from a you got you still poop outside don't point at me pal you got a poop pot you told me inside pooper then yeah i poop inside you told me about you guys dig a hole to poop today.

1:05:35Yeah, but I don't litter.

1:05:38Bobby Lee:I don't litter? What the fuck is that? What the fuck are you talking about, my friend? I don't litter either. He hasn't littered in his life, woman. No, that's not true. One time I threw something out of a car and a Native American was there and I hit him and he was crying. That's a funny joke. One tear? One tear.

1:05:53Khalyla Kuhn:One tear, dude.

1:05:54Bobby Lee:There's literally nobody old enough listening to the show to understand. I know. We're so old. You know about that ad? No. Of course she doesn't know about that commercial. That guy was Italian? Yeah, we played it all. Yeah, he was an Italian. We talked about it. Of course. McCone, give us some insight about what's going on in your little world. I got a ticket when I was in Rome after being there for maybe 90. Bobby, this guy has not been present for Whiskey Ginger or this show for multiple months.

1:06:20Khalyla Kuhn:How does he have the finances to go to Rome? I'm going to ask you that, sir. I have no idea. No clue. You weren't financing him. I wasn't financing shit. I didn't. For dinners. Yeah. That's what that money was for. I made it last. Not Rome. I was only there for 10 days.

1:06:36Bobby Lee:Rome? Only for 10 days? Here's some Starbucks money. Rome? There is a Starbucks in Rome. Oh, there is? Yeah, I know. I was only there for like a week, but it was just so happened to be when a lot of episodes were recorded, but it's impossible to schedule. Yeah, you're fired. That far ahead. You're fired, dude. What did you do? You got a ticket to do what in Rome? Doing what? No, I got a ticket after being in Rome for an hour and a half because I was on a lime scooter without a helmet on. very gangster and it's apparently a very punishable offense it's like that in there is the Coliseum and there are the lime scooters to go through the Coliseum for you that's insane lime scooters that by the Coliseum we're

1:07:17Khalyla Kuhn:fucked in Australia they have it New Zealand all helmets on the lime scooters but they don't give you one it's a bullshit thing no they do give it to you it's strapped to the thing it's strapped to the thing yeah well also I'm

1:07:27Bobby Lee:not putting that on I'm not putting somebody's headlights on my phone never putting on one of those fucking things you jammed it in your big ass fucking ass your midwestern big leg big dumpy fucking he's got a big dumpster dumpster behind there okay so it's 50 euro fine stuck it in there is that what you paid 50 euros for the helmet ticket what imagine he's got a warrant for his arrest in rome i called my buddy pietro from italy oh my god oh they give you a ticket so don't pay you no they got mad because i didn't know what they were saying they were speaking italian they just got me and the syrian guy and i called pietro because i didn't know what they were saying and they got really frustrated that I called somebody and I said he was my lawyer and they made me hang up the phone because I didn't know.

1:08:04Bobby Lee:Oh yeah, they don't like lawyers down there. You fled the country. I hope you have a warrant for your arrest. I was only in Rome for like literally like eight hours.

1:08:11Khalyla Kuhn:Any ladies?

1:08:13Bobby Lee:I'm sure there was. No, I did. I was at a wedding and I had a crush on one of the. The no was a lie. It's a lie. We know. Look, look. And then the head shake, the little. And the blushing. What's the blushing about, Chachi? I wish. What's the blushing about Chachi? What is it, Chach? I had a crush on one of the bridesmaids.

1:08:35Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, really? Pocahontas?

1:08:37Bobby Lee:More, more, more. He's closer to John, but I get it. Hey, bridesmaids in whose wedding? Your buddy's wedding? And what fucking friend of his gets married in Italy? Insane. No, they were married in Bristol, England.

1:08:51Khalyla Kuhn:What are you going to do with this lady? Rub your vagina against hers? You fucking pussy. Two for two.

1:08:57Bobby Lee:Hey, you had a crush on this girl? Did you flirt with her? Yeah, no, we were talking. We were having a good time because there wasn't a lot of single people at this wedding. So I was talking. Or other men for her to talk to, I imagine. Exactly. So the cards were in my favor. Right. What did you do card tricks for her? I was doing the behind the ears. You know this idiot. Yeah. I've been doing that a lot. Do you like magic?

1:09:17Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, no. You're not one of those guys, are you? I was with Spencer the other day. You've never done magic in front of us. How do you know magic? I just did it in front of Andrew the other day.

1:09:23Bobby Lee:He did it, yeah. He's Mr. Magic. He knows how much magic do you know? I know very limited magic, but I would - This is how he's getting laid now. He's doing magic for girls. Doing magic. I was with - Okay. Come over, do magic. I'll tell you if it's magic or not. He's doing magic for chicks. I know magicians. If a guy did magic to you at a party, would that be a turnoff? Yeah, I would hide. Yeah, see? Exactly. Here's the magician now.

1:09:43Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, stop. What was that behind your ear? I saw the pen from over there. You knew it was coming. That's aggressive. I saw the pen from all over there. He didn't even bother to hide the pen. You knew it was coming. And he stuck up on my ear. That's not magic. That was assault. I'm not that good. I only, like, I can only do it. How many does have these words?

1:10:01Bobby Lee:That's not a thing. How blacked out do the girls need to be for you to do that kind of magic? That's not magic. The behind the ear trick is 100%. Yeah, you're supposed to bring it out of nowhere. You knew it was coming. I saw the pen coming in. This isn't fair. Hey, hey, hey. Magician's code. Don't yell. Yeah. I'm not. It's just like. Oh, he's still yelling. You're not a magician. You're not a magician, dude. I'm further away from the mic. All right, so you talked to this girl. I can't believe that was it.

1:10:27Khalyla Kuhn:This is what he did. I couldn't, your ear's not exposed.

1:10:32Bobby Lee:Is that, oh, water. I only know the ear trick in your ear. Ta-da, hey, ta-da. Ta-da. With a headphone. Ta-da.

1:10:42Khalyla Kuhn:You fuck. I don't know it that well. It's not magic. Fuck you. I'm tired of your shit. You're fired. Okay, I'm done with you. You don't show up. You're in Rome. you're getting no scooter helmet okay nothing you know pussy nothing all right you're taking our valuable money bring going to robe and fucking representing us through garbage through garbage right through pog pog so what i'm saying to you right now is represent us correctly with your hips high and your head low he does have big hips i know what did you say to the girl I was talking to her and then her friend and then her friend's boyfriend and then me and the boyfriend were talking the girls were talking and she was like just feel so lonely at this wedding like oh no one for me to be that's an opening did you not close it but but then the friend I overheard

1:11:32Bobby Lee:the friend say what about McCone and then I heard and I kind of looked over and she looked over at me and just went no no that seems brutal he bobbed away you bobbed away yeah I walked around the castle and looked at the

1:11:45Khalyla Kuhn:All right, you say that to him. I want to see what his face is like. What about Macon? About who? The freak. Oh.

1:11:55Bobby Lee:No. Yeah. I mean, he's nice. Nah. He's fine. He's not fine. Have you seen him dance? He is a bad dancer. Yeah. Did you dance by yourself? No, I don't like. Dancing with my son.

1:12:13Khalyla Kuhn:Why does he, she have Kathy Bates legs? Like the exact, for misery, the same hips and legs. Like how does that happen on a male?

1:12:25Bobby Lee:His whole leg is a cankle. It's incredible. How does it bloat like that? His thigh is the same size as his ankle. It's wild. We're built tough in the Midwest. No, it's like - It's just like two trees he walked around on. It's so weird.

1:12:37Khalyla Kuhn:It's like the Michelin Man. He is the Michelin Man. Just bulby white fat. Bulby white fat. off those fucking sticks. Yeah. He calls legs.

1:12:46Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, no, I don't want to date him. Yeah, me either. Long story short, no. Well, congrats to your friend that got married or whatever. Rudy, do you have any parting words? Thank you for being a bad friend. Very. That'll do.

1:13:24Hello.

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