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6:12Khalyla Kuhn:There it is Yeah you accentuate it What's your name then if it's a symbol Okay good If we were emojis

6:23Bobby Lee:No you'd be the sleepy emoji And I'd be the angry With the fucking

6:27Khalyla Kuhn:With the smoke What I'm saying is that maybe Because in the old days Like Richie Valens No? Who is he?

6:37Bobby Lee:I love Richie Valens

6:39Khalyla Kuhn:You know who Richie Valens is? La Bamba That song I love the movie La Bamba

6:47Bobby Lee:He's going to correct us, go ahead and say it

6:48Khalyla Kuhn:What?

6:52Bobby Lee:We know dude We've done this before

6:56Khalyla Kuhn:He was forced to change his name Because he's a Hispanic dude Back in the good old days

7:02Bobby Lee:What's his real name, Richie Valens? Richard Stephen Valenzuela that's not that big of a difference that's not a drastic change oh yeah yeah Richard to Richie and Valenzuela to Valens they just shortened it so it's easier I think that's true yeah that's not

7:16Khalyla Kuhn:but what I'm saying is Timothy Timothy right just stick stick with Timothy it's easier

7:22Bobby Lee:for us yeah

7:24Khalyla Kuhn:for us

7:24Bobby Lee:yeah but I liked when

7:26Khalyla Kuhn:Zach Galifianakis didn't change his last name

7:28Bobby Lee:can't yeah

7:29Khalyla Kuhn:it's too memorable yeah

7:30Bobby Lee:even if people fuck it up yeah

7:33Khalyla Kuhn:You know what I hate when you're going on a date with a girl and she has a really complex name? I've done this several times where I'm driving to their house and I'm like, whatever their name is, you know what I mean? And just keep repeating it so that you don't fuck up during the day.

7:49Bobby Lee:You've got to stop dating island girls. Is that what it is? That's all island people. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're on the mainland. It's just like Mary, Sarah.

7:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Or if you're dating a woman from Africa, Huh? That's a difficult one.

8:04Bobby Lee:What's her name? I mean, you're in the car, right?

8:07Khalyla Kuhn:You match with Raya, right? And then you go, hey, you wanna go on a date? You're in a car in Africa? No, she lives here now.

8:14Bobby Lee:Oh.

8:15Khalyla Kuhn:What if it's there? That'd be cool. I'm on a camel. You're riding on a camel. Yeah, yeah. North Africa. Sure they do. Egypt, dog. So if I was driving and I was going, okay.

8:29Bobby Lee:So you get the right. Hi ma 'am, I'm here to pick up.

8:36Bobby Lee:It's nice to meet you, Bobby. Come downstairs. Yeah, yeah. But you know what? They have it right. Why can't we use sound effects? Dude, that's so funny. You know when you call out, when you're with someone, you call out their name in the house and they can't hear you? Yeah. You know, if you're like, babe, babe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In African, they're like,

9:01Bobby Lee:how can you not hear me that loud you don't hear me i've been clicking all morning yeah

9:05Khalyla Kuhn:how can you not hear me yeah or you sometimes you say their name in sex oh yeah oh

9:16Khalyla Kuhn:yeah but why can't we go to like if i have a kid i'm gonna go sound effects

9:21Bobby Lee:what's your kid gonna be called oh well let's all guess what that was go ahead fancy

9:27Khalyla Kuhn:you know what is hispanic it looks like a lawnmower a lawnmower yeah if that's hispanic

9:32Bobby Lee:girl mcone what is that revving an atv atv so the kid's name is atv yeah it's either mower or atv what about you look what i'm doing though what about you oh it's a biker it's a biker No you guys are all wrong Let me see it again do it again Wave runner Jet ski That is a jet ski

9:55Khalyla Kuhn:You're never going to guess it I could give you $300 give us another

9:58Bobby Lee:Give us another thing it does Another thing Something Alright

10:09Bobby Lee:So it goes And It does both of these things what does it does it sure does you're gonna it's not even funny my explanation what is it what

10:23Khalyla Kuhn:what is it it's like you're rubbing a dragon's horns oh my god oh and it's flying yeah i saw that but like when you when you rub its horns it goes

10:34Khalyla Kuhn:right and then if yeah yeah so you got close yeah we were close yeah you're very close we're We're very, very close. Yeah. What would your name, your son, if it's a sound effect? Or my daughter? That's it. Yeah. But they're gonna turn out to be lazy, I think. No shit. Yeah.

10:53Bobby Lee:If they're anything like their Uncle Bob.

10:55Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

10:56Bobby Lee:Tell me to clean his room. Let me tell you something. You gotta get in there. If I catch you, are you high? Are you high? Are you stoned, young man? Yeah, that's amazing. I remember feeling that That feeling I had in my bones When my mom would say that to me When I come home What? Are you stoned?

11:15Khalyla Kuhn:Oh yeah

11:15Bobby Lee:And I was like fuck Yeah

11:17Khalyla Kuhn:No You can't do it when you're Asian They can't tell Are you tired? Yeah I'm tired too The whole family's tired Yeah yeah Everybody tired Everybody tired yeah Everybody is tired Yeah I don't know if we ever talked about Why they're like that The eyes Have we talked about that? Yeah probably They're not It's all an illusion You don't think my eyes are squintry than yours? No I think it's actually illusion Oh, you think it's an optical illusion? I think it's an optical illusion You think it's an optical illusion? Right Wait, wait, wait I see it No, no, wait Look at me right now, right?

11:53Bobby Lee:Nope, looks as Yeah, no I think it's an optical illusion Okay

11:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah

11:57Bobby Lee:What, it's supposed to be like a magic eye? Can you guys even do magic eyes?

12:00Khalyla Kuhn:Well, you do one first

12:01Bobby Lee:When you get close and you pull away? You know those? Or do you guys need to even You don't need to do anything Bro, bro, bro You just look at it and see the sailboat?

12:07Khalyla Kuhn:No Dude we don't have to do that we just see it that's what i just said yeah you're right you're right okay my mom had one she still has it her house it's a new york one and it's like one of those ones where it's gigantic and you literally no one in the house has ever gotten it except me

12:23Bobby Lee:it's like on the wall yeah it's on the wall yeah i've seen those yeah i used to love magic eye yeah yeah magic is the best and wasn't it cool to go see these at somebody's house and someone couldn't do it in the group and they were like what do you guys see and you're like dude you got it's awesome right but you need for me it works better if it's in glass really yeah see i

12:42Khalyla Kuhn:like it in the book i can easy in the book yeah because i'll tell you why glass is easier is you look at you don't look at the fucking painting or the the photo right you look at the image behind you ah and it appears it automatically appears like this i can't do well we're too far i have

13:02Bobby Lee:I can't do it from this far. Yeah, I can't do it. I can cross my eyes. When I cross my... I can do it when I'm up close. Hold on, hold on.

13:10Khalyla Kuhn:I can't do it.

13:13Bobby Lee:I can do it only when I... It's too far away. It's too far away.

13:15Khalyla Kuhn:That's way too far away. Let's move on from optical. What's an optical? Oh, my eyes are...

13:19Bobby Lee:You've been missing me? I've been gone.

13:22Khalyla Kuhn:I know.

13:23Bobby Lee:You butt-dialed me and I texted. I called him three times. I said, what's up? And he goes, butt-dial, but I've been thinking of you.

13:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, so I have been thinking of you.

13:29Bobby Lee:I know, that made me feel.

13:31Khalyla Kuhn:but not not really okay yeah i mean because i don't know i'm gonna see you again you don't know when you're i know well because i went to hawaii oh let me say something i went to hawaii it was the best hawaiian trip i've ever had why is that in my life everything just worked out perfectly in terms of everything it's all to give me a specific well that would help the story yeah Oh, yeah. I don't know much about storytelling. I was worried about the shows. Because in Hawaii, they're like, mate. You know, it's... Hawaii, they went mate? Yeah, that's my agent. Oh. Yeah, he says me in a lot. Yeah. No, but they say that the tickets are bad.

14:12Bobby Lee:No, no, no. First of all, I know you're lying. They didn't say that, and the tickets weren't bad.

14:16Khalyla Kuhn:Months in advance, they're like, it's not moving. And then slowly through time, it got there.

14:21Bobby Lee:Yeah, months in advance, it's not moving.

14:23Khalyla Kuhn:All right. So go ahead What are you doing right there dude? Nothing I was trying to look up your numbers Okay Well no don't do that I can tell you what they are Okay So the first show sold out And the second show was almost And it's Hawaii theater It's Hawaii It's a hard market But like all my openers had a blast

14:40Bobby Lee:You went with Ramsey Ramsey, Ariana, Ramik

14:43Khalyla Kuhn:And that big white guy Mikey At the store Yeah And then Here's the good And this is not funny But I had never met the baby before.

14:54Bobby Lee:You met Kalilah's baby.

14:55Khalyla Kuhn:And, you know, I hung out with her boyfriend and the baby. We went to a beach. And I brought, I'm seeing somebody, so I brought her. And then all the openers came. And her mom and the whole family was there. It was like a big, happy family. So it was like two worlds just on the beach. You know what I mean? And it was just like, it was just perfect that day. Why are you smiling?

15:21Bobby Lee:it's nice go ahead rip me apart no do bobby's mom whatever you need to do no no i think that's really nice that you had that kind of i think that's really nice yeah because remember the time before that right not good yeah a lady said you're too fat i was jumped off the balcony right

15:38Khalyla Kuhn:that was like it's like you know if you wave the juxtaposition is yeah juxtaposition yeah

15:42Bobby Lee:yeah so that's why no these are nice moments i told you this these are nice moments i had a nice moment i drove i was in the car driving from philly to the hamptons wow stayed at timmy's house big tim dylan's house wow by myself in the car all day listening to music was he there no he was out here okay by the house of myself it was and then what'd you do there uh i went and did a episode of the golf podcast and then i went out and played golf with someone out there and just kind of like took it easy wow wow wow really nice yeah yeah and i had the same moment you did where i was you know you were surrounded by family and friends and lovers and I was alone and I was like, this is amazing.

16:18Khalyla Kuhn:You know, that's the true test. Being alone? Yeah, because last two, before I went to Hawaii, no, yeah, no, yes. Before I went to Hawaii, sorry. Clip it. No, yes, no, yes. Tuesday night, I literally was sitting, I didn't have a spot.

16:38Bobby Lee:You sat at home.

16:39Khalyla Kuhn:So I sat there and I went, I'm so bored. and then I just got in the car I went roller skating by myself Roller skating? At a roller skating rink? In Glendale

16:53Bobby Lee:Wow

16:53Khalyla Kuhn:Literally by myself

16:54Bobby Lee:Cruising

16:55Khalyla Kuhn:Just cruising by myself and never done anything like that before but then I was astounded and very surprised about how comfortable I was being by myself

17:03Bobby Lee:People coming up to you the whole time?

17:05Khalyla Kuhn:No one There's a couple of places roller skating rinks and spas they don't do it

17:09Bobby Lee:Well spas is out of respect everybody's naked or is everybody naked at the roller skating rink as well? Oh, Glendale. Yes, I know that one. Yeah, Glendale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, bro, bro. Yeah, yeah. Skate bro. Yeah, yeah. Welcome to skate bro. Take off your pants. Put on roller skates. Yeah, yeah. Bro, bro. Yeah. Bro, bro. You have to skate with your dick out. Bro, bro. What if you fall? It's going to hurt.

17:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. But you know what's great? Blacks and Mexicans. Slow down. Blacks. There it is. And Mexicans. Yeah. You understand? I love it. Yeah, yeah. It's not just about, it's a it's a lifestyle roller skating yeah it is it's the way you know

17:49Bobby Lee:it's just it's as if they have a little bit more rhythm

17:57Khalyla Kuhn:you know i mean it's like you know i mean and i'm like like a deer on ice i couldn't get into the rhythm you know i mean but they're just like also the couple they do

18:07Bobby Lee:oh yeah in sync right dude i love it i love it i watch guys there's a guy on tiktok i watch it he like goes and skates to him and a crew of guys go and skate yeah black dudes in roller rinks oh my god forget about it that's that's our pilates that's white pilates yeah and then here's a rule

18:23Khalyla Kuhn:i didn't know about i slammed on my left side of my body and some guy you know there's always that that white guy and then he goes you okay i go yeah i'm fine he goes well then give me a thumbs up then i guess in roller skating run you just got you have to you have to thumbs up if you're okay your arms broken and you have to go yeah i mean it's is that a thing i don't know i don't know

18:47Bobby Lee:i've never even heard of that before in my entire life this is inst louis uh where it's going ham they're going off yeah see yeah that's it

19:02Bobby Lee:and he's like what i like about it is there's no white people there yeah there isn't because they don't get in the way of these guys they're having a fucking great time see that with their female oh my god that's the that's it

19:14Khalyla Kuhn:yeah hey hey yeah i think this is going to be my new activity does the person you're seeing

19:20Bobby Lee:to she into this

19:22Khalyla Kuhn:she better start to be yeah here's another thing we did last night I have no you know I've been very spontaneously I have to tell you that I like this right yeah we're at Boa restaurant right someone's doing well yeah yeah getting some of that snow beef snow beef snow beef in the house right and so this is over there by the beach oh in Malibu like Manhattan Beachy oh down south yeah yeah and after dinner we went to Urban Outfitters.

19:53Bobby Lee:Yeah. As you would right after Boa. Thank you. You go to Boa and then you need some quick silver slip-ons for the beach. Yeah. You want to go get some board shorts after Boa?

20:05Khalyla Kuhn:I'll go.

20:06Bobby Lee:Fuck yeah, dude. Very funny today, you.

20:07Khalyla Kuhn:Thanks.

20:08Bobby Lee:It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis.

20:12Khalyla Kuhn:Walk outside and across the street was an escape room.

20:16Bobby Lee:Oh, dude. I just, hold on. Before you finish this. Yeah. I just talked to the king in comedy of escape rooms last night the king of the comedies of the skate No, the king the king in comedy of escape rooms like a comedian who's the king of escape rooms

20:30Khalyla Kuhn:Guess who it is, but is he popular in comedy?

20:34Bobby Lee:Let's just tell me just guess who it is Who do you think would be good at those bill? Burr no, that's a good guess.

20:43Khalyla Kuhn:I think it'd be good Moshe Kasher.

20:45Bobby Lee:That's a very good guess and by the way you're on the right line of thinking his initials are bw brad williams

20:54Khalyla Kuhn:i don't know how he gets to some of the drawers he can't get out of anything that you need to do yeah he's stuck everywhere he goes yeah yeah i'll tell you you what brent weinbach oh of course

21:04Bobby Lee:brother last night i'm not kidding of course he says to me ryan sickler goes hey yo because of you i got into escape rooms now i go with my daughter and it's a great activity and weinbach goes well i enjoy them very much in fact dude he's the best he's the best and you know what he said he goes this is what he does how clever of brent weinbach he he liked going so much he would call the escape rooms and go hey if you guys are testing out new rooms you should test them out on me for free so now they call brent weinbach yeah amazing and he tests out new rooms all over la county yeah the one the company makes them they consult brent weinbach on how to get out and Stickler goes, but you don't go by yourself.

21:44Bobby Lee:He's like, I achieve that most of the time by myself.

21:46Khalyla Kuhn:Whoa, he probably, you know what? Brent probably doesn't even do hints. No, he doesn't do fucking hints. Have you been to an escape room? Yes.

21:53Bobby Lee:Yeah. He doesn't, he just figures it out. We did five hints. Did this guy, Brent Weinbach. He's amazing. One of the funniest comics. Yeah. So he's the king in LA comedy right now of escape rooms. No one can be. I had no idea about that. He's the best, dude.

22:07Khalyla Kuhn:All right. So I went last night and that's it.

22:11Bobby Lee:Did you take the girl? Yeah, we went in there and I'll tell you, I solved four on my own. Well, you're here, aren't you?

22:20Khalyla Kuhn:What do you mean?

22:20Bobby Lee:No, you got out. Obviously. No, that's not what I'm saying.

22:24Khalyla Kuhn:Because I did them in Budapest and I was no help to the group.

22:30Bobby Lee:What was it? Yeah, I mean.

22:31Khalyla Kuhn:Because you get those like actresses, you know what I mean? Hollywood actresses. They want to take the lead. Is that demeaning or no? No. That's a good thing. I sent them. It's a fact. It's a fact.

22:40Bobby Lee:Yeah.

22:40Khalyla Kuhn:So like no we got it Now if you said those

22:43Bobby Lee:If you said those Hollywood actresses You know they're terrible people I'd be like well that's a little

22:47Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah But they are Yeah Yeah So um But I was surprised that I got four of them Four Like on my own Where I didn't have to Pretty good And then she got like five or six Oh wow But then there was still three or four or five That we couldn't get It was impossible So you didn't get out

23:09Khalyla Kuhn:I wasn't laughing

23:10Bobby Lee:I was coughing. When do you leave for Spain? We got to get him out of here. Yeah, we got to get you out of here. Let's get you out of here. Speaking of which, good transition. We at Bad Friends here are going to be looking for a new Spaniard because our friend is leaving for four months, three months, four months. Shooting a movie. Shooting a movie. Yeah. And he's got other stuff to do. He wants to go see family and stuff. So he's going to be gone. We're going to lose a Spaniard in the booth. So we'd like to get a new Spaniard. If you were in the Los Angeles area and you want to be the Spaniard in the booth, we're taking submissions.

23:40Bobby Lee:You got to send a video over why you'd be good in the booth. We'll review it on the show. Send it to carlosinthebooth at gmail.com or DM our Instagram. DM the Instagram. But you got to be a Spaniard. These are the rules. You must be not of Spanish descent. You have to be from Spain. Yeah. Not Mexico. No, Spain.

23:58Khalyla Kuhn:Not Chile.

23:59Bobby Lee:And it can't be your parents. You have to be from Spain. Yeah. So it's going to limit the options, but we need real Spaniards in the booth. Male or female, by the way. Yeah, we love it. And female, just so you know. We'll go over some stuff with you and Carlos Before you get in the booth with him But yes we will We'll take all submissions Preferred female I'm sure they don't prefer it

24:21Khalyla Kuhn:Carlos you're not allowed If somebody's working here you're not allowed Not allowed Penetration You can't say penetration?

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28:20Khalyla Kuhn:I can't wait to see what Andreas is like giving us notes.

28:25Bobby Lee:I got a couple of guesses.

28:27Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, so I'm doing a scene. and then you give me you be Andreas right say action first action yeah Filippo it's his God given right zombie all day every day

28:39Bobby Lee:okay cut cut cut Bobby Bobby if you if you're going to be in this scene to pretend that you are with okay good go okay really because he's not going to be able to do it he doesn't know how to do it well he also knows we're not going to listen we're not going to listen now you know what I mean yeah like we're all we're going to be looking somewhere else he's gonna be trying.

28:59Khalyla Kuhn:If he said Andrew. You play with me, here you go. Yeah, you be him. Okay, action. Action, I say, action, I say. Action, I say, I'm boss, action, I say.

29:13Bobby Lee:I'll take my own cue, I'll take my own cue. Don't talk to me like that. Who the fuck do you think you are? I'm directing the movie. I quit. Okay, anyway, action. I don't know where they're coming from, but I do know we need to stay here. If we leave, they're going to get us. Okay, okay, cut, cut. Andrew, right? Stick to the lines. Who wrote them?

29:37Khalyla Kuhn:I did.

29:38Bobby Lee:Get fucked. Andrew, I have Chris Pine waiting. Hello? Yeah, I'm on set of this shitty movie. Yeah, send the chopper.

29:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, wow.

29:49Bobby Lee:Goodbye.

29:50Khalyla Kuhn:He gets a chopper?

29:51Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah, they're flying by helicopter from Los Angeles to Spain. It's going to take a while. Yeah. It was a pretty bad deal I made in my contract.

30:00Khalyla Kuhn:okay let's let's let's let's write down our what we need on i gotta write down what he can type it up on the screen for us let him type it because we have a waiver i want a waiver what's it called contract no not contract rider rider we need a rider here's our rider for the movie okay we'd

30:16Bobby Lee:like to make our rider give us our request bobby lee's rider starts with what well no we can we do combo yeah bobby lee and andrew rider all right you will go back and forth go ahead what's your

30:24Khalyla Kuhn:first thing that you need for the movie i need 87 sugar-free red bulls stocked in into a trailer seems pretty reasonable and chilled not frozen but almost getting there what's yours i want 87 diet

30:39Bobby Lee:cokes please and a slice of lime fresh with every diet coke yeah and i don't want lime that's been there yeah i need new lime new lime and also i'd like an ice maker in that in case him and i would like some ice with it because I know it gets hot in Spain in the summer.

30:53Khalyla Kuhn:Exactly. Okay. My next one is when I'm in my trailer and I want to put my feet up I don't want an ottoman. I want a Brad. A little person. Brad. A little Spanish. Him specifically. Brad Williams. Brad Williams. Okay great. I can just kind of relax. And this was a very funny. We can play Uno. He's good at Uno. Yeah. What's yours?

31:14Bobby Lee:Okay. I would like a back washer. I want someone hired to simply wash my back.

31:19Khalyla Kuhn:Brad can do it.

31:20Bobby Lee:I need a I'm pretty tall yep

31:22Khalyla Kuhn:can you watch

31:23Bobby Lee:how about this I need a back washer and I need a six foot ladder please just give me a six foot ladder and a loofah and we'll be fine yeah yeah because Brad can use a ladder that's how he watches very very very good

31:34Khalyla Kuhn:very good

31:34Bobby Lee:it's a lot of jumping otherwise yeah

31:36Khalyla Kuhn:what else do you need what I need is a um okay what I'm I need I need to watch How to Train Your Dragon part two mm if you know right when before editing That's not a good one I don't know what you're saying I was following you Because once you said the fucking bag thing I'm like I think that's about it for me Alright so I do know what I want

32:02Bobby Lee:What kind of food do you have any food requests

32:04Khalyla Kuhn:I need Crudo

32:09Bobby Lee:Hamachi crudo

32:11Khalyla Kuhn:But like A garbage can filled

32:15Bobby Lee:A garbage can

32:19Khalyla Kuhn:garbage can because i know what you would do right and also a straw for some reason

32:24Bobby Lee:and i want fresh caught fish every day from the sea because we're right there yeah but i want the fisherman to stay with us exactly all day and all night i actually want him to sleep over yeah i want a fish an in-house live-in fisherman please yeah so he talks to us about the fish he informs us he cooks it he cleans it also madrid is in the center of the country wait this is in madrid Oh we can't do it Oh it's inland? It's in the center of Spain Oh my god

32:53Khalyla Kuhn:I didn't know it was in Madrid Did you tell me it was in Madrid? Forget the crudo though Erase the crudo Yeah I can't do that I can do the crudo right You know I don't want a trailer anymore Done Got it He can't afford that anymore Yeah but I want Oh listen to what I want By the way you thought you were getting a trailer

33:06Bobby Lee:Yeah It's just somebody's car

33:07Khalyla Kuhn:I know I know His mom and dad's house

33:10Bobby Lee:Yeah If you turn the AC up You can sit in the car Okay we're ready

33:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah For you I just want like In the cement I want a John Wick weapons cabinet. Ooh. Yeah, I mean, with the coins and the, you know what I mean? And the markers and all that stuff. Like a packet. Okay. I want a John Wick packet. Go ahead.

33:28Bobby Lee:And genuinely, I want a set dog on the heels of John Wick. I want a set dog. We want a dog for the set.

33:34Khalyla Kuhn:Dead or alive. Doesn't matter. Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter.

33:36Bobby Lee:But when it's over, if it's alive when it's over, we do have to kill it. We have to sacrifice it for the movie.

33:41Khalyla Kuhn:That list thing was bad. I didn't come up with a good one. What did you think? You like your list? I think it's good. I think good. Let's move on from it then. So anyway, so you're going to be there for three months, Spain. It's all cast. Really, every part is cast. Wow. Including the leads.

34:00Bobby Lee:Including the leads. Which we are not. Yeah. I think we're number like 18 on the call sheet. What number would we be on your call sheet?

34:07Khalyla Kuhn:That day you guys are number one.

34:08Bobby Lee:No, no, no, no. That's not how it works. Yeah. I don't think you know how Hollywood works. You're always the same number on the call sheet regardless of the day. What number are we?

34:16Khalyla Kuhn:You guys are...

34:17Bobby Lee:What number are we? 10 and 11. Who's 10?

34:26Bobby Lee:Who's 10?

34:26Khalyla Kuhn:It's 10 and 10. Sorry.

34:29Bobby Lee:10A and 10B? 10A Andrew, 10B Bobby? Yes. Interesting.

34:34Khalyla Kuhn:Interesting. Very interesting.

34:35Bobby Lee:So you're saying I'm above him? Is that what you're trying to say?

34:37Khalyla Kuhn:Alphabetical. No, no.

34:39Bobby Lee:Alphabetical?

34:40Khalyla Kuhn:I'm okay with that. Okay. It's only one day at work? Three. Okay. And we have a little... Three. Three, but we can get it done in one. We're turning into zombies. You guys die by zombie attacks.

34:53Bobby Lee:But we never turn into one? It's a flaw in the script. No, no. When you die and attack by zombies, you turn into a zombie.

35:00Khalyla Kuhn:Exactly. Also, I asked you if I... The whole reason why I wanted to do it is because I wanted to play a zombie. I know, but the time commitment to the makeup and all that.

35:08Bobby Lee:No, no, no, it's not time. You know what it is. He doesn't want to pay for the makeup and hair.

35:13Khalyla Kuhn:Or, you know what I mean, he's going to cut us out of the movie. Oh, 100%.

35:16Bobby Lee:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would never. Could you imagine him flying us to Spain just to cut us out of his movie? What's it called again? Do we know what it's called? We can cut all this out. We can cut whatever you want out. Jabberwocky. Oh yeah, we can't do it.

35:27Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, we can do it. Can we be lovers in it? Yes. That'd be fun. Hi, good morning. I have a headache, just don't talk to me right now. I'm just doing that.

35:38Bobby Lee:I don't know if I buy it. My gayness? I think we'd really have to get in character. Oh, still, I know, no, no, no. I think we should spend a couple of weeks living together before we do the movie. We should do some pre-footage. You know what? Let's rent a house here in LA for a week. And let's live together. And we'll film it. And let's see how close we can really get.

36:02Khalyla Kuhn:I would, even without the movie, if you really needed it. I do. I would suck you off. We don't have to go through these elaborate things. Well, it's for the fans. It's for the fans. We could just go right to the tap. If you really needed me to do it. Maybe I do. Oh, then I'll do it. Thank you.

36:23Bobby Lee:God. That's real friendship, by the way. That's real friendship. And you know who didn't set that up? The director. He has no influence on these characters whatsoever. I got to tell you something right now. If we go out and do this movie for you, you're going to owe us big time. Oh, yeah. For a long, long time. Can you imagine? You'll be under our thumb forever.

36:41Khalyla Kuhn:Indeended to us forever.

36:42Bobby Lee:Forever and ever. In perpetuity.

36:44Khalyla Kuhn:How would be different than now?

36:46Bobby Lee:How would that be different than now? Yeah. Well, I mean, now we need you around for the show. We could fire you. In fact, if we find the Spanish replacement, that's it.

36:56Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I don't think like, you know what I mean? The way you talked to me over there before. Didn't like it. Didn't like it. And I don't think that's in play right now. Okay. What we're saying is that like, eat the mud. Eat the mud. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That kind of a thing. Eat the mud. Yeah. I met his McCones.

37:13Bobby Lee:You remember Cone's what? Oh, his family was in town while I was gone.

37:16Khalyla Kuhn:Hold on. I like the middle one. Yeah. Yeah. Your younger one does not like me. Does not. The younger brother? Yeah. His vibe toward me was weird, dog. What is his problem with me? He's more of an Andrew fan. He was pretty disappointed that he wasn't around.

37:40Bobby Lee:You guys are pushing those buttons today, buddy.

37:42Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no. I mean, it's not even me. He just likes that style of stand-up more. Like, more written, rehearsed, kind of fresher.

37:52Bobby Lee:The notebook reference didn't really hit for him.

37:55Khalyla Kuhn:Did I do a notebook reference on stage that night? No, you didn't.

38:00Bobby Lee:We didn't see you.

38:04Khalyla Kuhn:They wanted to see Neil in the OR.

38:10Khalyla Kuhn:McCann. Dude. No, no, hold on. McCown, right? I wasn't ripping on your brother, but I was giving you just an observation. I know, so was I. No, you weren't. You were turning into a fucking death slam. I mean, like... It was a slam. It was a slam, dude. Big slam. Top rope. Top rope. I was just saying, I don't think he likes me. And you're like, well, yeah, well, your comedy is terrible. You don't have a right. You don't have a right taking an acting class. I mean, you just... What the fuck, bro? No, he was just a little too high. Okay. Oh, that takes away all the...

38:42Bobby Lee:That removes all the weight from all this. Yeah. It does? If he was stoned, he's probably - But does he believe that stuff?

38:48Khalyla Kuhn:No, of course not. It doesn't sound like it. It doesn't sound like it. I don't know about it. Are you being real? I don't care. I'm not that sensitive.

38:59Khalyla Kuhn:Bro. Yeah, yeah. What is going on? What's going on? I took him to the fucking movies, bro. That was really fun. I take him to dinner, the movies, when you're gone. You picked up my tab for a little while?

39:11Bobby Lee:Right? this guy and this is what he does to me well you this is the thanks he gets i loved our movie day bob okay i saw i saw it when i was in philly what mission and by myself i'll say this okay the beginning was terrible jumpy crazy convoluted it looked like they did that you know they shot the movie and then they're like fuck we need to do something with the beginning that's really what it was like all the throwback footage you didn't feel that yeah totally thank you you feel that 100 yeah i said the beginning was

39:41Khalyla Kuhn:jumbled but once they got into his groove yes but once they found their feet which they should have

39:45Bobby Lee:just started with yeah it's fine okay but just start there yeah uh i love the relationship uh with him and um uh ving ving rames yeah that was emotional it was awesome yeah and ving rains is just good he's great he's just good yeah um i i think my only hiccup was because i tested this on my own you know i you know i go diving and uh the submarine scene okay i did it i'm serious i went and dove i tried to get out of a submarines the suction from an engine yeah you're gone you're gone you're absolutely that part didn't play real right outside of that everything else was fine him de-robing uh 600 feet underneath and being able to surface with that.

40:35Bobby Lee:Yeah. Totally believable. Yeah. In negative degree water. Believed it. He would literally have imploded down there. Within seconds. It would have been like, it would have been like the Titanic submarine.

40:47Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Or that submarine that pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

40:50Bobby Lee:And then outside of that, and the airplane scene, the airplane chase with each other, totally believable. Loved it. Very easy. That's the part that he actually did. Yeah, some of it. Let's be honest. yeah yeah yeah he did some of that yeah he did he flew yeah he flew i loved i actually really enjoyed the movie as a whole yeah um i did want for some reason him to die at the end yeah i really wanted that opus moment of like this is it yeah i'm done and by the way they could have left it where he may have been dead but we don't know would have loved that yeah

41:23Khalyla Kuhn:sexy here's another thing i hate about it they're saying this is the last one it's not but at the end when you do a thing where everyone meets at a courtyard or whatever in Paris. We learn this from what? Fast and Furious. Fast and Furious. They do that in every fucking movie. I've never seen that movie. I've never seen that movie.

41:38Bobby Lee:They meet at the house in East LA in every movie. Really? To let you know another one's coming. We'll be back. We'll be back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that I didn't like. I was like fuck off. The Paris meetup I did not like. Yeah. Did not like that.

41:51Khalyla Kuhn:And also you don't say anything? Why would you all meet in a courtyard, right? Just to look at each other.

41:58Bobby Lee:Yeah, I understand. That's Tommy. I bet my banking out that was a Tom pitch. Really? I bet you my life he went, and then we're all going to meet. Yeah, yeah. But we won't say a word. Yeah. And the director was like, our characters fly all around the world. To get to Paris. To get to Paris, right? And then check this out.

42:16Khalyla Kuhn:We don't even say anything.

42:17Bobby Lee:Imagine Simon Pegg just shows up. He's like, my luggage is, I lost my luggage, I'm sorry. So I'm late to the meetup. Like one guy's flight was delayed. Yeah. And then - That's the part that bothers me the most about these kind of movies. is there's no real world moments, which is correct, which is why Brad Pitt eats the entire time in Oceans. You know that, right?

42:37Khalyla Kuhn:In Oceans. 11.

42:39Bobby Lee:Oh, 11. Brad's - I thought he was really a deep at sea there. He will be. All right, okay. In Oceans, I guess the rumor goes, he wanted, he was like, he made a joke like, when are we taking a shit? Like, when are these guys eating or sleeping or whatever? and I guess then he deliberately was like I'm going to eat the whole fucking movie. So in every scene in Oceans he's eating something.

43:02Khalyla Kuhn:Wow.

43:03Bobby Lee:Yeah and apparently that was the impetus. Now this could be internet lore but it's a great piece of internet lore but he is eating in every scene in Oceans something. Snacking, eating, chewing, doing something, drinking.

43:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

43:14Bobby Lee:Pretty cool and by the way you do notice it like the first time I saw it I remember noticing but actually not caring which is kind of wild. You're pulling scenes from other movies we're not talking about.

43:24Khalyla Kuhn:I know, he does it in all his movies

43:26Bobby Lee:Well he doesn't eat throughout the whole film But in Oceans he eats in every scene

43:29Khalyla Kuhn:No in Moneyball he eats a lot too

43:30Bobby Lee:Eats a lot, but not every scene You know what Asaf Ali said yesterday about Brad Pitt How funny was that phone call with you and I

43:37Khalyla Kuhn:Dude, you killed it with that phone call I was dying laughing, he had Asaf Ali on the phone So good

43:42Bobby Lee:And he goes, did you listen to my audition for the animated show I said, I sure did He goes, what do you think, I said two words You stink, and then I hung up It was amazing, I love him One of our favorite Dude I think He's so talented

43:55Khalyla Kuhn:Great actor Love Asif But he told me that he went to That new race car F1 F1 And he got to go to the after party

44:03Bobby Lee:Oh fuck With Brad

44:05Khalyla Kuhn:So he's at the after party Yeah and Brad's there And him and his You know his brother The pharmacist Asif's brother Yeah yeah Yeah So they're just kind of Going toward Brad Just to say congratulations In the movie You know what I mean And you did a great job Choke slammed What What happened No They walk up to Brad And then all of a sudden a fucking security guy goes in front of them like what do you want? Correct. But in my mind it's like how bold are you fucker to even approach the man?

44:29Bobby Lee:Yeah you don't do that. You don't approach the man? That's what I'm saying they should have slammed him they should have body slammed those guys and stepped on their throats. Yeah he's like well I'm a part of

44:37Khalyla Kuhn:he's one of those I'm a part of the business No you're not. Yeah you're not. No you're absolutely not. That's a part of the business that you're not. You're not. Yeah you're not. You shouldn't even been in the room. Shouldn't even been there. In the building right? If I'm okay If I see Brad Pitt, this is what I do. That's Brad Pitt, right? I'll go like that. Brad Pitt.

44:54Bobby Lee:That's it. Yeah. To my brother. Here's what I would do. I'm talking to you at a party and I'm like, well, and then next week we'll have to, I gotta go. And I'd leave. Really? Well, you don't want to be around that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The presence of that man. The presence of it. Every woman looks at Brad and looks at you and goes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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45:15Bobby Lee:I kind of use my credit card for almost everything.

45:17Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, but did you struggle to see what kind of card you want to use or no?

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49:13Khalyla Kuhn:How don't you get hard in front of Brad? In fact, I don't want to be around Austin Butler either if we're at it Austin Butler, I'll get hard in front of him I'm less threatened by the butler Oh really?

49:21Bobby Lee:I'm more threatened by the Brad I think the butler would have been really kind of more down to earth Sure, be Pitts way up there Yeah, Pitts He's a god You know, if Austin had any brains, he would have acted like staff Then you can go up to Brad Oh Oh. Act like Stafko. Can I get anything to drink? He's the right color too. Uh oh. What? No, sometimes you say it the true way. Sometimes it comes out.

49:40Khalyla Kuhn:I think it's, if I, okay for instance, right? I've been, every Chinese restaurant when I was a kid, I would literally walk by a table if I go to the bathroom, and every time people go, excuse me, can I get the hot, can I get the hot mustard or whatever? And I'm like 14, I'm like, I don't worry.

49:57Bobby Lee:You'd go get it though, wouldn't you? I would get it, yeah. I'd go get it, yeah. I'd go get it, you know what I mean? I'll go get it. When he does it, they walk away and the white people are like, look, dude, you can ask anybody. They'll all get it for you. They feel guilty about it. Yeah. They know you don't work there.

50:09Khalyla Kuhn:They don't care. But I, because I just looked the part. That wasn't being racist again, Asif. I just think that a lot of times.

50:15Bobby Lee:Oh, I was kidding. Okay. Yeah.

50:17Khalyla Kuhn:You're totally fine. Okay. Thank you. But he goes up to Brad and sees the movie. Did he say the movie was good? He was amazing. But I was more stuck on the nerve of you. Yeah.

50:25Bobby Lee:The nerve of that guy.

50:26Khalyla Kuhn:Right. It's like another thing. It's like when you see like one of your openers. and then they're like oh my friend billy's from out of town and then billy tries to hug you oh buddy right yeah billy what's up homie thanks for helping my friend out you know i mean they do that all the time you're like bro bro what is going on i don't know you billy yeah i dude i do i was on a

50:47Bobby Lee:flight in my fucking row was nick offerman coming back from budapest i love him didn't even i didn't even look over didn't want to bother i didn't want to like fucking did you say hi fuck no yeah i don't know him and also what am I going to say hey I think you're the shit yeah and he'll go okay yeah and I'll go goodbye yeah yeah I don't want to bug that guy yeah I've done this where I'm

51:07Khalyla Kuhn:so when I was in Budapest too I was with a couple of actors from Borderlands anyway um and John Krasinski was at the Nobu and yeah and so I noticed John but I'm just kind of look and I go there's John Krasinski but then one of my um castmates was like oh I did a movie with him and so she just got up and then she waved me over

51:29Bobby Lee:that's the move

51:30Khalyla Kuhn:and then I walked over and John was super close hey dude I know you that kind of thing

51:34Bobby Lee:but you have to have an invite

51:35Khalyla Kuhn:you have to have an in

51:36Bobby Lee:and guess what Asif Brad Pitt didn't give you an invite no no one did he actually snuck into the F1 premiere

51:43Khalyla Kuhn:yeah there's 20 people well give me 10 people that you don't think you're allowed to approach them 10? yeah way more than that I know but just your okay okay let me give you some names we can go back and forth No, I'm going to give you an estimate and see if they're approachable or not.

51:58Bobby Lee:Oh, okay.

51:58Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. Tom Hardy. No, not even close. Okay, let's set up the scenario though. It doesn't matter. It's a party of 40 people.

52:06Bobby Lee:Oh, even less. Oh, really?

52:08Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. So Tom Hardy, Meryl Streep. Nope. Wow. No chance. Yeah. Timothy Chalamet. Timothy. Timothy Chalamet. Only because I know a little French. Yeah. Are you being rude? You would approach him? Oui. Okay. No, I would never. Tom Holland. Nope. Okay. No way So nobody Yeah you might Jennifer Lawrence No Oh wow Keep going You might find one Okay I will Okay I'm gonna Let me look Josh Peck

52:34Bobby Lee:I don't wanna talk to him I'm kidding I'm kidding Yeah probably

52:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah cause I know You kinda know him

52:40Bobby Lee:Yeah I want to think of Oh I got one You were about to say Middle famous You were about to say Like you weren't saying I know what you're doing You're going I've done the A's Let's get to the B's Yeah I was trying to I get it Okay Cause all the A's are now I'm not gonna do any of the age. Yeah, yeah. Unless I've worked with you. Right. Or your best friend is someone I know very well. William Forsythe. Don't even know him and I definitely would. Right. I'd go, Mr. Forsythe, love you to death. Yeah. The kids from Sopranos. Robert Eiler and - Yeah. Yeah, I'd probably say hi to them. Yeah. You know why?

53:16Bobby Lee:They pod. They pod. So that's your angle in. We have something very in common. Just give me a couple of names. Let me see if you would go up to Sydney Sweeney Since I don't know who she is I would do it You don't know who Sydney Sweeney is? Sydney Sweeney You know Sydney Sweeney buddy

53:33Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know

53:35Bobby Lee:What's she in? Euphoria I'm going up to her She's an A star and I'm going right up to her I'm going to do what Asif should have done I'm going to walk right up to her to party And go how are you ma 'am can I do anything to eat or drink

53:51Khalyla Kuhn:as looking like me though. Yeah, she's very pretty. I'm sure she's very talented. She is very talented. You know what movie, TV show I had never seen and I haven't been sleeping because I've been binge walking is Oxnard. The city of Oxnard in California?

54:06Bobby Lee:Ozark. Ozark.

54:08Khalyla Kuhn:So good.

54:09Bobby Lee:They could make that show in Oxnard by the way. Yeah, yeah.

54:12Khalyla Kuhn:Similar. I had never seen it before. How did you not see that? I don't know. It just kind of flew by me. And one night I was so bored I was on Netflix I was like I heard this is okay so I watched the first one I didn't sleep for 24 hours this is crazy you're just seeing

54:28Bobby Lee:this is such a good show

54:31Khalyla Kuhn:she is a star to that girl she's been because of the show she has been for a while now she gets a lot of work she was so good in that Laura Linney everyone's so good why don't you guys ever tell me to watch it you won Emmys

54:47Bobby Lee:everybody talked about it It was one of those things that just kind of flew by me. It was one of the most successful shows in its... I mean, it literally was like a banger hit.

54:53Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, let me ask you this then. Am I going to be... Because sometimes when you watch a show like Lost, it kind of fades out. It doesn't fade. It doesn't... Does it fade? It's good to the last second. Yeah.

55:03Bobby Lee:And the ending, I think the last season is fucking fantastic. Yeah.

55:06Khalyla Kuhn:Here's my argument against it.

55:09Bobby Lee:I promise you, you don't know what's coming. But here's my argument against it.

55:13Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. There's no reprieve. once one problem solved it's it's the stress of what they as a couple have to go through there's never an episode like oh you're about what season are you on just the middle of the second season you're going to see some things start to change okay you'll see moments if we know people that know no there's moments of payoff yeah i just because i at one point you want the people that you like in the show to have some wins there's some stuff in there you'll start because there's no wins right now.

55:48Bobby Lee:I know, but without any of this drama, how could you get through? I've done this. I'm not going to lie to you. You've done what? I've watched shows where they've passed the time of their moment in the sun. Yeah. And then I'm like... Were you aware of these shows or were you just like, I'm going to just... I just put it off maybe. Yeah. Maybe I just wasn't into it at the time. All right. So give me a... I waited for The Wire. I didn't watch The Wire when it came out. Oh, wow. That was a good show. I waited. Wow. I don't know why either. I think that was a big one and the other big one was... friends i've never seen an episode i've never seen an episode of friends either never not

56:20Khalyla Kuhn:interested yeah i have one that you're gonna i already said it but people know i know but i'm not interested yeah okay it's a bunch of whites yeah yeah yeah what else is that's it wire well

56:28Bobby Lee:i've no the wire i watched late uh the other one i watched late was um stranger things i was i was late to that party yeah i didn't see that when it was coming out yeah that she was huge yeah i didn't I just didn't give a fuck about kids in the suburbs and chasing ghosts. I was like, I don't know. Good show. It was okay.

56:48Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it's okay. Did you... What's her name? Game of Thrones? You saw Game of Thrones.

56:52Bobby Lee:Drake's wife is in it. Yeah.

56:54Khalyla Kuhn:So why haven't you... You saw Game of Thrones? Yeah. Why can't you watch House of the Dragon? Cannot. Will not. It's so good though. I felt the same way until I started watching it.

57:03Bobby Lee:No, I don't want to. And maybe like we're talking now, maybe I'll watch it in a couple of years. Yeah.

57:07Khalyla Kuhn:It's a different show, But I think at one point Probably episode seven I'm like okay here we go

57:14Bobby Lee:Here we go

57:15Khalyla Kuhn:Seven's a lot I know when I watched Oxnard Here we go was in the first episode

57:20Bobby Lee:Ozark But I like Oxnard you're right Oxnard is a city here in California And you are right I thought I said Ozark

57:29Khalyla Kuhn:You did I said Oxnard who cares You know what I'm talking about I do now But it happened in the pilot

57:38Bobby Lee:Dude the first scene The very first frame Yeah Is butt clenchingly cool Yeah Shot in Chicago, Illinois

57:45Khalyla Kuhn:And Isai Morales There was a point Where after Isai did La Bamba And some of his earlier work La Bamba He was in La Bamba Richie Valens

57:57Bobby Lee:Yeah yeah Exactly

57:59Khalyla Kuhn:Where he would hang out at the store A lot Really? Yeah And that's how I know him And then he disappeared like I never right but to see him now interesting in huge things he's such a nice guy yeah he's big handsome handsome yeah just a nice person you ever see Bad Boy with fucking Sean Penn and Isai Morales mm-mm oh my god a violent prison movie it's so good

58:27Bobby Lee:the Sean Penn of it all bothers me

58:29Khalyla Kuhn:go to an image look yeah maybe that one where they're facing each other that's cool dude that movie is so good I've never seen that boys I've never seen that Violent

58:39Bobby Lee:Cause I like the black one Why don't you like Sean? Huh?

58:43Khalyla Kuhn:Why don't you like Sean Penn?

58:45Bobby Lee:Oh he You know

58:47Khalyla Kuhn:Have you had a real world No

58:49Bobby Lee:Okay No no no What is it then? I just don't like what I see

58:53Khalyla Kuhn:What do you see? His nose?

58:55Bobby Lee:No he's just like a constant Harp about everything About politics And a global perspective It's like shut the fuck up

59:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah You gonna change the world? Yeah Remember when Katrina He went into the mud river And tried to save people

59:06Bobby Lee:I'm sure he did. What? It's all bullshit. You know what this is like when people and actors get on these fucking high horses about saving the fucking world? It's the same way I feel about yesterday. I saw an environmental police officer. An environment. Yeah, look at that. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. He's running.

59:22Khalyla Kuhn:Come this way. And she's barely walking. She's a cane. Yeah, yeah. So annoying. Wow.

59:27Bobby Lee:By the way, this is all performative.

59:30Khalyla Kuhn:Performative. Dude, this guy.

59:33Bobby Lee:It's the worst.

59:35Khalyla Kuhn:Give me another one. This is so funny. You ever try to save black people? The worst. It's such performative bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Dude, what are you caring, Rice? Rice. What are you doing? Is that like a part of like a damn?

59:49Bobby Lee:I like how you question it like you don't know. You can smell that from a mile away. Yeah. You know what's in there. Yeah. Well, I thought it was a bag full of AIDS. Performative AIDS. Yeah. Coming in with the AIDS. Heads up. By the way, such performative bullshit. If the camera wasn't there, what'd he do? How about this?

1:00:03Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my God. This is so funny, dude. Go save the world without cameras. Exactly. Go do it without press. That's exactly what it is. I think that's what it is. And also that fucking little wound he has on his head, makeup. Makeup. Yeah, you know he was in the bathroom. Okay, I can make it look good. So you're right. When you... Performative bullshit. Right. So when you... Like I try to do one thing, nice thing, and not brag about it a day. You should. That's wonderful. Okay. But once you say, yeah, I just give this homeless guy money, It just takes it away.

1:00:36Bobby Lee:Takes it away. You could say it to me, your friend. I wouldn't even do that. But he's publicizing into the world. Like, look at how much of a fucking hero I am. And then he goes on. I heard Bill Maher. He went on Bill Maher's and they were going back and forth about it. You know what else I don't like?

1:00:47Khalyla Kuhn:When you go on like TikTok or whatever and you'll see a guy from the Midwest. LA is a shit home. You know what I mean? Why would it? It's dying. You know what I mean? This and that. And it's like, bro, number one, did you see anything on fire when you live here? Right? That's only one little section. Yeah, one little section. Of one of the biggest cities in the world. Yeah, it didn't exist. I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah. It's like, I can make an argument that I'll give you why LA is better. Go ahead. Right now? Not right now. Yeah, yeah. But I can. Yeah. I mean, off the top of my head, the best Korean food, better than in Korea.

1:01:30Khalyla Kuhn:That's fucking wild. And I know you've said that before, but that's wild. Okay. and I just discovered a new one that blew the other ones away Gobbin on Western I gotta take you guys there another one is Dado I wanna save this on my phone

1:01:46Bobby Lee:I'll text you

1:01:47Khalyla Kuhn:second thing the other night me and Andrea Jin bored it's midnight and we go let's go to the spa love so her and I are upstairs in the communal one And we're just laughing The clay balls It's like midnight We're just laughing You know what I mean In the clay balls In the clay balls You can't do that In fucking Indianapolis They don't have a spa there Yeah A third one It's like When we go ugly We go ugly And I like that Go on What do you mean

1:02:21Bobby Lee:What does that mean

1:02:22Khalyla Kuhn:I don't want to go Then I have to make references To people that we know And I want to do that Alright And I don't get in trouble But when we go ugly But when we go hot We go hot We're hot, yeah Right? We're 45 minutes from the beach Depending on where you live Yeah Right? We're a couple hours from skiing Two hours from skiing Yeah, yeah We have desert situations Joshua Tree Joshua Tree We have every environment known to man here That's right Fourth biggest fucking economy in the world And we have the beautiful And we have the mountains We have the mountains You want to go hike? You can go hike Yeah Give me a positive about LA You're here You too I should be the number one

1:03:01Bobby Lee:That's my only one That I can even think of

1:03:03Khalyla Kuhn:You're the only reason I'm still here Another thing Comedy clubs Comedy clubs From where we live We're six to ten minutes away From every From all three Of the biggest comedy clubs In LA In the

1:03:13Bobby Lee:In the world probably In the world Yeah yeah yeah Comedy stores are the biggest Yeah Literally we could just

1:03:18Khalyla Kuhn:Get in the car Ten minutes later I'm on stage

1:03:21Bobby Lee:That's right Fucking amazing

1:03:23Khalyla Kuhn:That is right Yeah There's just so many things

1:03:25Bobby Lee:It reminds me that I like this place When I walk my dog In the morning with coffee That's probably it for me Truly Really? Yeah, something about the morning sun with coffee with the dog. And I'm like, well, this isn't everywhere. And this is like this every day. Every day. Every day. Yeah. And someone's like, don't you get tired of that? Isn't it Groundhog Day? Yeah. Like, did you watch that movie? It was pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. It's pretty cool. He got to do whatever he wants.

1:03:45Khalyla Kuhn:Now, if Hawaii had three major comedy clubs, I might do. That's the only place I would go. I'll say this.

1:03:53Bobby Lee:If Hawaii had even one major comedy club and no Hawaiians, I would love it. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no locals yeah i do love hawaii i love it too dude oh so i talked we got to do a show there please no i i'll think about it i think here's why i don't want to do a show there that's like where we go to escape you know there's something about that that i'm like i don't want to do that there interesting it's like i i you know it's like our excuse to go though It can be But it's almost like It's why I don't like Fucking in the shower I get clean in there I don't want to get There's certain places You've had sex in

1:04:36Khalyla Kuhn:Like rollercoaster

1:04:38Bobby Lee:Never fucked in a rollercoaster

1:04:39Khalyla Kuhn:You have Yeah

1:04:40Bobby Lee:No chance I've gotten a blowjob On a Ferris wheel

1:04:44Khalyla Kuhn:That's good

1:04:44Bobby Lee:That's kind of a rollercoaster

1:04:45Khalyla Kuhn:That's a rollercoaster motion Maybe

1:04:47Bobby Lee:Yeah slow Up and down I don't know Ferris wheel goes around Yeah That was up and down

1:04:53Khalyla Kuhn:That was up and down

1:04:54Bobby Lee:Where's the weirdest place You ever hooked up

1:04:56Khalyla Kuhn:I'll tell you why what

1:04:59Bobby Lee:well tell me why you did it too

1:05:00Khalyla Kuhn:I'll tell you why what I was my first girlfriend her name was Jennifer I remember you do no yeah and so I was working at a restaurant called the Brockton Villa

1:05:11Bobby Lee:love the Brockton

1:05:12Khalyla Kuhn:it's in La Jolla I know where it is and still there slammed lunches and breakfast and I had a big section that day I'm talking about like 12 tables I was running around like a little chicken right and then the host comes up to me she goes your girl's here your girlfriend's here what it's like run to the host and i go what are you doing here she's i just i know but i'm slammed she's like okay so she met me at the back bathroom like there's an outside entrance when you go out there's a bathroom at the back of the thing right slant i'm memorizing who needs ketchup coffee refills, right? But also going, pop, pop, pop, right?

1:05:55Khalyla Kuhn:How fun. It was so fun. In the bathroom. In the bathroom.

1:05:57Bobby Lee:That's gotta be so fun.

1:05:58Khalyla Kuhn:When you guys wait at tables, you have to memorize so much shit, though.

1:06:02Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:06:03Khalyla Kuhn:I hate it.

1:06:03Bobby Lee:That's the worst.

1:06:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. My brother purposely sticks... Have you seen my brother's thumbs before? That's disgusting. Yeah, yeah. It's a creature thumb. He puts it in the food? He purposely put it in the omelet or whatever when he's delivering it to him. And he says... I'll tell you what. It makes the resentment go away. And I get it. Right I'm serving you food If you treated me poor I'm sticking my thumb in your arm

1:06:25Bobby Lee:Correct And this thumb was in my butt Yeah This thumb Was definitely in my butt I put my thumb in my butt You don't do that? Some people suck on their thumb too long I've been I've never put Any fingers in my butt Shut up You've never put a finger in your butt?

1:06:41Khalyla Kuhn:Someone else

1:06:42Bobby Lee:I've tasted my cum Yeah that's That's worth Okay I never have

1:06:46Khalyla Kuhn:It's not because I don't want to admit to it I just I haven't done it Why? Brother. Don't bother me when you say butt, dude. Don't bother me, dude.

1:06:56Bobby Lee:You gotta come to the dark side, pal. What's the purpose? There's something in there. What? And you gotta get it out. Get in there. Hey.

1:07:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:07:08Bobby Lee:You know how sometimes in Super Mario, there was like that hidden thing that you had to go find? That's what's in your ass. Really? Go get that star. It's in there. Okay. All right. If you had a snake bite. And then Mario music kicks in when you're in there too. That one?

1:07:28Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:07:30Bobby Lee:Wow. When I'm jerking off and I put a finger in my butt, I go,

1:07:37Bobby Lee:And then when I find the spot I'm talking about, it goes, Yeah,

1:07:45Khalyla Kuhn:yeah. Wow. I'll try tonight.

1:07:51Khalyla Kuhn:I'll try it tonight. You got me. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. Wow. I take my finger out. I go. Your wife's like, what are you doing in there? Honey, I gotta go to the bathroom. That's so funny. Oh, dude. The Maro music is so funny. It's a good music. Guys, please do that at home. Yeah, do that at home. Wow. Thank you for being a bad friend, by the way. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah.

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