We Are Garbage w/ AYG

21:01Bobby Lee:No, a guy ate oysters at Gibson's went into a coma. Yeah, you shouldn't eat oysters in any month. Brain injury. That's where that guy's brain went. Yeah, that was the guy. Suffered brain injury. Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is an American classic. It's so good. It's so good. It's been tasting great since 48. It's a bold taste you know and love. It was founded by two brothers. From the foothills of Tennessee. You better believe it. In 1948, they put it together. Proud American roots. And you know it. You love it. Mountain Dew is something we don't need to tell you about. It's delicious. You know the color.

21:29Bobby Lee:You know the taste. It's unique. It's like nothing else that you've ever seen or tasted. It is an American original. I remember the first time I tasted a Mountain Dew was actually in the South. and I drank a dew and I stared at the cows and I thought, this is America. This is what my forefathers wanted. I love it, dude. Oh yeah. I can envision myself on a lake. I see you right now on a lake. Right, hot. You're very hot. Yeah, I have my girlfriend with me. And she's there. And we're in a canoe. And you're in a little baby canoe. Right, opening up a little thing of Mountain Dew. A little package of Mountain Dew.

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23:30Bobby Lee:That's right. Bob and I have been talking about therapy for a long time on this show, and that's because we do believe in it and we use it. I've been using it for many, many, many years, and so has Bob. And it gets you through those tough times in your life. No matter what it is, man, taking control of your mental health is a big, big thing and we do support it very much. And you do have the time, even if you think you don't, from the comfort of your home, your house, your couch, your car, wherever you are, Talkspace makes it very easy to start. I think it saves lives. I do believe so. I really do.

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24:11Bobby Lee:As a listener to the podcast, you're going to get$80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to Talkspace.com and enter the promo code SPACE80. That's SPACE80. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. Where's Gibson's? Chicago. That's a great place, though. Gibson's? Yeah, I mean, I was just there three weeks ago. This hit was My dad made a joke about it Chicago, great place to get oysters What does that even mean? I hate that, you're gonna get seafood in fucking Detroit What are you getting, from Lake Michigan? You ever had seafood in Vegas?

24:47Bobby Lee:No, I haven't It's great, they fly it in the same day But they don't do that in Detroit Yes they do UPS, I can get you oysters tonight UPS? I'm not sending them fucking UPS You're not supposed to have oysters in any month that doesn't end in R Shut the fuck up I'm telling you right now Okay, so give me... August.

25:11Bobby, you and I sat down to have a dozen oysters. I ate seven oysters. You ate five. How many oysters are left?

25:16Bobby Lee:Check this out. You and him sit down and a dozen oysters. You ate a dozen oysters. He has to order in more oysters. Wait, wait, wait. You have seven and I have five? That's 12. Very good. Yeah. Good job, Bobby. What are you doing? He's still doing the IQ test. Yeah, you're trying to fucking... You're very smart. You're freaking me out right now, dude. Why? Because maybe I am dumb. No. We're all, I'm stupid. Yeah. That's actually right. Yeah, I'm dumb. That's right. You're not dumb. You're stupid. I'm stupid. Stupid is fun. Because you're actually very smart. He is. He is a very smart guy. He just doesn't, it's like, I try to, he refuses to access the information he has.

25:55That's interesting. No, I just let you idiots all do it. See? Yeah. Sucker y 'all. That's what a stupid guy says. I like that. And then when something done and he kept it, I made it, do it. And he'd do it again.

26:05Bobby Lee:Have you seen this dude online that's going around to every Chinese buffet eating until he gets sick? Yeah, he said I was sorry. And he hasn't gotten sick yet. Really? It's still working. And he's eating literally everything, this guy. It's powerful. Mullet man, that's him. Shout out to this guy. He's impressive. He'll just go and eat everything on the menu. He goes to China King buffet in this one. This one's pretty good. And - It's so funny, that could be anywhere. Yeah, anywhere in America. You know what? It's everywhere. I know. That's what I'm saying. It's like it's in every town. I mean, his stomach microbiomes are probably off the charts.

26:38Look at that hillbilly. This guy's the man. Looks like he was raised in a Mountain Dew bottle. He for sure listens to Are You Garbage?

26:44Bobby Lee:Shout out to you, buddy. Shout out to that guy. What is the sickness he's looking for? He wants to get food poisoning. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. See if he can get food poisoning. Have you had it before? Food poisoning? Yeah. Yeah. We both got it right now. What are you talking about? But you never gotten psychospora, though. What's that? The diarrhea thing. That's the lettuce. Oh. It's gone now. I think we got rid of it. They do that shit every couple of years. Diarrhea? Don't eat the romaine lettuce. That'll get you. It's the same shit all the time. Psychospora is a microscopic parasite and widespread multistate foodborne illness.

27:17Bobby Lee:People got pretty sick off of this one. I'm not a big lettuce guy. We're not a big lettuce guy. That's always something dirtbag says. See, they say watch the hamburger, but it's the lettuce. Yeah. you say that some dirt bag will tell you that i mean you might be right but you know what are the nutritional facts about lettuce there aren't any it's like water iceberg yeah so why we eat it spinach good it's good you know it can kick rocks kale kale sucks talk about ruining a caesar salad yeah okay more croutons kale just eat bread fuck face oh i like this bobby real bobby's coming out No, dude, you're killing it.

27:58You know what? You have a girlfriend now? Do you talk about her or no? Yeah, I have a girlfriend. Yeah, and she's cool. She's cool? Yeah. Oh, did you meet her on the set? I met her at the - At Shane Show. At Shane Show. Yeah. That's awesome. When she was sitting next to you, she stood up and Bobby did something - Sniffed her butt. Very sweet. What did I do? I don't remember. He stared at her ass. He stared, and I'm not talking about a glance. Did you give a compliment at the very least? Later on. To you. Did he say, hey, your girlfriend is nice? Yeah. Yeah. You did capture me. Huh? You caught me.

28:30Yeah, that's all right. I'm sorry. Yeah, look, Bobby. I didn't think I was going to get caught. You got caught. Yeah, I didn't sniff it. No. That's illegal. It is very illegal. Depends on what state you're in. Can you look? Sometimes you get caught. I think the binoculars were an odd choice, but yeah.

28:47Bobby Lee:Like if I, like if I, you caught me. Murder you on sight. Murder you on sight. Really? Look at your wife's butt. It's his wife. Murder you on sight. You would murder me on sight. Murder. Yeah, murder you on sight. You're at a polite glance of like, oh, I'm looking this way. He was hawking at your girlfriend's butt is what he was like really staring at. Well, he was sitting there and he went. And she stood up. No, I didn't. And Bobby just went like this. His eyes came out. It's okay. I was very respectful. That's fine. Yeah, but that's a compliment. I know you appreciate beautiful women. You appreciate beautiful women.

29:22You like a compliment. I apologize for that. I didn't think I was gonna get caught. You were looking at my ass. I think you're weird. Yeah. I've never looked at you in a sexual way.

29:28Bobby Lee:Really? Never. I have. I never say never. I have one time. Really? One time I did, yeah. Yeah. When we were at that house filming with you guys, I thought, what if we snuck away to a room? I think about him sexually a lot when I'm trying not to cum. How you doing? You ever have that? Like when you're - You ever have that? Nothing on that. No, it was rude. You're supposed to be a united front. I don't find you attractive at all either. Hey, hey, hey. Be nice. Smoke breath. Bug eyes. friend smoke brother's good where'd you get wristless we got luke yeah get him yeah penn state university okay he started he worked his way up the ranks with us yeah kid's a scholar he has no socks on he's a smart sharp kid okay there's the birkensox yeah smarter you are and he did a hand check like this i don't know what this is he pink the white thing no okay but his his side of the story is you had cigarettes in your hand and you gave him yeah so only two fingers are free so i think he just oh right okay and he grabbed whatever limbs that were i think when here's here comes zany hollywood star bobby lee yeah he's giving me a two finger hand shake i don't know what to do i understand now it's hard to shake that hand yeah because i had this yeah you're always occupied your hands off right some bluetooth and i went nice to meet you man why would you have what are you walking on bluetooth for it's a great product by the way i know i love Blue Chew.

30:48Love Blue Chew. Blue Chew Gold. What a great product. I'll tell you why. Because this stuff gives you the desire. And I like desire. Bobby, we're spokesmen and I'm also a client.

31:02Bobby Lee:Yeah. You're not. You don't need it. Nah, I'll get harder right now. Yeah. Oh, cool. Damn. Zoom in. Zoom in. I take it just to prove a point. Just to prove a point. Oh, yeah. Show your body who's boss. Yeah. Yeah. No, not my body. I'm the oldest amongst all of us, right? Oh, yeah, by far. Grand wisdom. Yes, grand wisdom. What are you, 53? 55. Okay, I'm 50. I'm still older. Yeah. Well, you're Asian. I just got you. Five years. Did you do something big for your 50th? Oh, this is so funny. What? You know, I'm a good guy. We're good friends. Yeah. We've got a good support system around us. Sure. I was going through it at the time.

31:43Yeah, you know. What'd you do for him? You know, we go, hey, man, what do you want to do? Well, like we were going to fucking, we're going to take him out to dinner, to men at a tavern, somewhere nice that he likes. And dad, I don't want to fucking do any dinner. Like he comes home like dad. No fucking surprise, Paul. You know, all right, well, like, what do you want to do, man? Like, you know, you let us know. So he convinces us, he will like, we'll get steaks. We'll get some of the guys together, some of the boys, some of our pals. The guys go on the road with us. Eight guys will go to, where we go, Sparks?

32:12No, we went to Keens. Keens. We've never been. Is it good? Yeah, it's good. I guess he... Look at me right now. He wasn't drinking. The food's great. The vibe just wasn't great. I was going through it. He had started not drinking, so everybody's like, I don't know if we should drink. And I go, he kept going, if you're drinking, drink. Get a drink. Don't get a not drink. Yeah, they were pussyfooting around. I didn't. I said, you know what? He's yelling at everybody to drink, so I go, I'll do a minute. Sure. You know what I mean? Come to me. I jumped on the grenade first. I said, I know all the rest of the kids.

32:42They're not going to want to order because mom and dad. It was the only dinner any of us have ever been to where everybody only had one drink, and that pissed me off. Why? Because they weren't drinking because of me. No, that's nice. No, it's not. Party up. You want people. I like that. Yeah, fucking yeah. And I was early. Being a sober guy, I want my girlfriend who's not, you know what I mean, drink.

33:05Bobby Lee:You want people around you to live their lives. When we go out as a crew, people do do their own thing no matter what. It is kind of like, I understand what you're saying. You'd rather have people live how they're supposed to normally live and not tiptoe around you. I get it. I also wasn't the funnest guy ever that night. I was kind of going through it. You were coming off. We were like, oh, let's do it. No, no, no. You're still on one. Toast, he's like, I'll say a few words. And it was like, it was like your mom just died. You're all rats. It was brutal. And you never loved me. Yeah. What town is this in?

33:37New Jersey? New York City. Oh, New York City. Keen Steakhouse.

33:40Bobby Lee:Big city. Manhattan. Midtown. it was an odd time the relationships weren't great it was one of those things like the tables next to us were having like a blast and we were like there was nine professional comedians sitting around in silence nobody checked their coats either we were all sitting with winter coats hanging over our chairs you're a big check your coat guy I checked the coat why not check the coat money? people don't want to pay for the I don't know what the, they were just fucking sticks in the mud. I was there to fucking party and have a good time. We were the band hang. There was no chicks there or nothing.

34:19It was brutal. They all ran home to their wives and girlfriends. I wanted to hang out, you know what I mean? Yeah. Young guy. Yeah. 50. Young guy. Yeah.

34:29Bobby Lee:On the town. I get it. Good mood. Fun hang. I'm a good guy. Yeah. I have fun. Dude, it would be like, I'd be like, I did two drinks. and I was like alright well like I'm not also fucking getting after it if no one else like a couple people did one I think they got somebody got three people got a bottle of wine they split so it was like everybody really had like one glass of wine and then like somebody had like you know I'll do a rum and coke and then they're like I'll just switch to water get another rum and coke he's like screaming chastising him you want to see someone go down for your birthday you want to no I just wanted everybody to stop acting like I had ruined everything and then everything was all fucked up but you did ruin it I did.

35:10With your energy. No, no, not that night. I mean, the month. It ruined it. I bring positive. I bring positive, right? Oh, yes. Look at me right now. Fun guy. The fun fun. Fun. Watch me enter. Yeah. This is fun Bobby, ladies and gentlemen. Take it from the top. Fun, ladies and gentlemen, you know serious Bobby, you know wacky Bobby. We have fun Bobby. You're in it for long jeans Bobby. Whoa. Hey. Fresh off his shifted hot topic, it's

35:38Bobby Lee:Bobby Lee. A new Pacific Sunwear model. Happy birthday, Andrew! Thank you, man. Here you go! Yay! Open it. Oh, what is it? You're supposed to do improv. Oh, sorry. You're supposed to tell me what it is. Yeah. Happy birthday, Andrew! Wow. Open it! Oh, my God. Thank you. What is it? It's money. Congratulations! Thank you. You know that's what he gave me last time for my birthday? Yeah. Really? Cash. How much? Can I guess? Let's guess. Hold on. Not a lot. No, I don't remember what it was. You both do well. I mean, if it's a lot, you remember. No, it wasn't a lot of money. $1 ,000. Shopping for him is fucking impossible.

36:14Oh, tell me about it. Oh, Bobby. You gotta go to France and go to a fucking putting service and get the increment sand from the fucking dick. And then he doesn't even really appreciate it. I know exactly what you mean. And they incorporate weight, you know what I mean, and titanium. And then you're like, that's$10 ,000. And he already has it. And he already has it. Does he say thank you or does he act like, oh, thanks. He throws it in a pile of them And then the last time I called your wife And I go, you gotta help me And she goes, I've run out of ideas Yeah And so I don't want anything I'm right there with you, big guy I don't need anything Yeah, I don't need anything I don't want that stupid dinner and I had to go You know what I want?

36:54Dude, what the fuck, man? Your friends do something fucking special Fuck that They're all drinking in front of me No, no, no Your friends take their time to celebrate your fucking birthday That's how you act Jesus Christ I feel like I'm on the Edmund Fitzgerald-ness thing. Yeah, the chair's not too thrilled either. See, this is what I'm dealing with. We have to bury that chair after the podcast. Doing what? We're going to bury that chair. Oh. Oh, no, it's that. It's not going to die. We've had many bigger people in that chair. Is that weird to say? Yeah, I'm still working my way up in the industry.

37:26I understand. What does that mean? I'm not a big star. Sorry, Bobby. I'm a character actor and a co-host of a podcast. I'm the same I'm the same exact thing Huh? Well I'm a character actor too We're the same boat But I'm telling you Bring positivity Into the light I do The dinner sucked Fuck you want from me And by the way Keens That's not surf and turf By the way I was the smallest lobster I've ever seen in my life It's like I was eating crayfish Crawfish Whatever No crayfish I like crayfish Crayfish is good You like crayfish? He can't win with this No see I can't with this guy. You want to talk about presents?

38:06I bought him a nice bass guitar for Christmas one year. He didn't even touch it. I buy him a pizza oven. He brings it down to his house in the suburbs and fucking has other people over, makes pizza for them, then gives it away to some dickhead I don't even know or like. Who's got a hot wife and she wants me, Bobby. He won't admit it, but she does. This is all made up. No, it's not. She's getting to a show and is throwing me the fuck me eyes. Let me see what those look like. I still have.

38:33Bobby Lee:No, she was throwing them at me. I know. Let me see what they look like. Oh, when I hit you back? Yeah, go ahead. Whoa. Whoa, dude. Yeah. Holy shit. So, fuck you. Fuck you, Keens. I'm just kidding. I love you guys. Yeah, they're listening. This is mine. What? Hey. Looks like you're trying to get something off your lip. You got a piece of lunch meat on your lip, Bobby. You having a turkey sandwich earlier? Ooh. What's your sexy face, Mr. Stigino? I bet it's potent. It's good. No, no, that's not it I'm a girl, I'm at a club And I look at you Oh my god This club is so dark I mean, it's so boring I want to light it up Oh my Oh shit My sphincter clothes so quickly, dude That's big dick energy right there When your sphincter clothes, you know it's good Yeah, no entry Hi Hi Hey, what's your name?

39:34Marcus. Hi, Marco. Why is that so good? It's so good. It's so dead on. That's gonna kill up my spine good. This is so good. That's crazy.

39:43Bobby Lee:I drive pretend to be deaf when I go to the club. Yeah, yeah. I don't know why. It's really loud in here. Yeah, tell me about it. All right.

39:53Also, that shouldn't make sense.

39:55Bobby Lee:You shouldn't be able to - I know, he can't hear. That's the bit, he's sarcastic. Oh, he's a bit of a firecracker. He's kind of funny. You want to come to my house and watch some music? Fuck! Oh my God, what? Cut that! No, no, wait, keep that in. No! Bobby, that's terrible. What is that? It's not the same thing. It's not politically correct. I know that much. All right. Somehow mine was fine and that was not good. I really am. And then you and I both crossed the line. I reach. Yeah, yeah, I reach. We're no good without a script. You guys are real actors. Thank you. That's right. Too real. Well, you're a real actor.

40:29Bobby Lee:Not like you guys, man. Yeah. I don't get gray hot dogs. Cold hot dogs or whatever you said it was. How are the craft services on beef? I mean, you know, I can't go near it. Really? On really anything. His body is like a pig. No, no, it's just because I get rid of it because then I just keep eating. So if I only eat a meal. You're good. You can't graze. Dude, I deliberately am like, I can't go over there because I'll just eat fucking everything. I'll eat every snack and bullshit knickknack that they put out. So I just go Eat breakfast Eat lunch That's it Don't Don't go over there I'll go get a fridge cigarette I'll go get a Diet Coke And then a So for breakfast You know they always go You show up Right Fridge little fridge cig And they go Hey breakfast is up What do you want What do you get Oh for breakfast I don't eat in the morning I'll get like an oatmeal Hey Come on No not there Not when I'm working You don't eat at all in the morning Why not I just start pickings Throughout the day Yeah You smoke a lot Yeah I smoke a lot We smoke a lot together.

41:30Yeah, we smoke a lot.

41:31Bobby Lee:You guys had a lot of smoke breaks together. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Outside, yeah. Yeah, we smoke a lot of cigarettes. It was fun. Well, that's nice, right? Wasn't that bonding? It's great. Who else smoked on that show? You guys might have been the only two guys that smoked. John Nunn, prop guy. Good friend of ours. Shout out to the Nunner. It's also great. You know what's great about that show? Any castmates smoke? No one else smokes, I don't think. No one really smokes that much anymore. I know. Well, marijuana has now exceeded cigarettes, I think. Cigs are out. Wow. Some of the young kids are smoking again because it's like his generation.

41:58Bobby Lee:McCone's 26. I saw those guys went out to the bar with him for his birthday and a lot of his friends were smoking. I was surprised to see it again. You're not vaping. I'm vaping now. According to the older dorks vaped to them. They're like, I'm not going to be like my weird brother who vaped. According to data from I'm trying to quit smoking. National Survey of Drug Use Health to 21.4 million Americans use marijuana daily, neuro daily compared to 19 million smokers. So yeah, marijuana surpassed 19 million people are smoking. That's a lot of heaters. That's a lot of heaters. 21 million smoke pot every day, though.

42:27Bobby Lee:That's way more - Fucking hippies. Get a haircut. Yeah. Giraffe Dodgers. Join the core. 44 million Americans use marijuana regularly. 36 million Americans smoke cigarettes. Wow. Wow. Yeah, it's surpassed. That's kind of wild to think about. I think it's cool. I think it's good. Sure. I mean, unless you live in Texas where you can't do anything. They just banned marijuana. Well, because of the alcohol. What's that all about? Lobbyists. I think they banned it across the board, right? Doesn't Texas - Anything with like THC. They got like THC. I think they just... What are they doing? I don't think Austin...

42:55You tighten up that pressure cooker. I know.

42:57Bobby Lee:Texas implemented a state-ban Delta-8 THC... That shit's crazy. ...ThC flour. Oh, all synthetics. That Delta-8's fucking trouble. What is still legal? Let's read that. Not all hemp products are illegal under the new rules. You can still buy certain items if they meet state guidelines. Delta-9 THC products containing 0.3 % or less of Delta-9 THC by dry weight remain legal. Edibles and drinks tinctures are still allowed if they stay under the legal THC limit. so they're putting a limit on it. Great reader, by the way. Yeah, well. You go to teleprompter? Went to school for it, yeah. You did? No. Oh.

43:28Bobby Lee:No, but no. Action. What is your degree in it? Actually, it is actually. Communications? Journalism? Broadcast journalism. Really? Can you put out a complex line, maybe three lines, and see if we can read it fast? Did you want to be a news anchor? No, I just wanted to learn the entertainment industry from a different, I just, I was communication, so I was like, well, I got to learn something about how the business works. This guy's a brilliant businessman. Yeah. He's a brilliant, He's a brilliant man. I just wanted to learn how to do this. Kevin's really smart too. And just being, we should be lucky because we're dumb.

43:56I kiss his ass every day. We need people like this to survive. People like you and I. Freeloaders. There you go. Read that. Grifters. Go ahead. I'm a grifter. Who's reading it? Grifter. Go ahead. Go ahead. I got to put my glasses on. I have to go first? Yeah. Why do I have to go first? So Chinese. All right. So here we go. Do it in English, Bobby. Okay. Betty Bopper bought a bit of butter, but the butter Betty bought, was bitter, so she bought a better butter to make the bitter butter better. That was really good. That is very good for a tongue. You doubled the line there. It's okay. Give it a go.

44:31The same one? Yeah. Betty bought a bit of butter, but the butter Betty bought was bitter. Oh, crap. So she bought a better butter to make the bitter butter better. I did it with style. You did it with... You slowed it down. Yeah, I took dramatic pauses.

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47:53Bobby Lee:Palmolive's most powerful formula removes up to 99.9 % of grease, leaving your dishes sparkling clean. And the new convenient pump makes cleaning even easier, so you can spend less time tackling dishes and more time together. Shop now at palmolive.com. Hi, there you go. That's good. Unique New York. You need unique New York. no we don't do tongue we can't do tongue twisters let's keep doing dumb stuff so we can narrate it like a broadcaster yeah yeah i got 50 on my idiot my horse i got a couple of bucks on my horse we should compete on something actually idiot olympics would be fucking yeah i think you and i should compete okay yeah yeah what would you compete a dicathlon just the simplest of questions are you smarter than a fifth grader even worse are you smart in first grader yeah yeah he's pretty foley is pretty sharp we've done like listen we've we've done a lot of done this before he's got like that's not how to do this i have i have seen foley's i've seen your brain open up i think people underestimate you what i got hit with that bat yeah it was bad leaking it was leaking bad dude now i'm pretty stupid no you're not you can't be stupid because it's like you you memorize your lines so quickly you know it and you're a great actor and you can't be dumb and act i don't think or do you can't be dumb and this funny either like his his mind operates like oh thank you very much that looks great thank you brother no it doesn't how do you guys do it you split time on stage and who decides who goes when uh we do a straight stand-up show yeah the live shows are awesome actually we do a straight stand-up show.

49:32We bring two openers. We bring Tommy Cassidy. We bring Colin Chamberlain. We bring Sam Rubinoff with this. Nice, tight crew. We do a host feature, and then Kevin and I each do about a half an hour, and then we come back on stage together, and we play Are You Garbage with the crowd. Who goes? Do you guys switch?

49:47Bobby Lee:You go first one night? No, it's me, then him. Because he introduces the Are You Garbage. You guys want to play? He's the big boom. And Kevin goes back and curates the question. That was a big point of contention when we were on tour fighting over who goes when. Really? Why? Who wanted to go first? Was it to close out? Neither of us wanted to close. It was a big, big thing. He never wanted to close. That's an old school thing. I like that. I respect that. He never wants to go second. He always wants to go first. The fucking guy is out of his fucking mind. But that's like two dads fighting over the check.

50:14I like that. Shit, dude. That's true. You. That's better. But that's better than like, no, I'm cool. No, I like it. Is denim your thing? Yeah. What gives you that impression? From top to bottom, you're a denim guy. He's the denim dog. Yeah. Low key. I belong in this. This is every, this is like, I'm going to, I don't know. Bobby, low key, you are his biggest fashion inspiration. He rips a lot of your style off. He's big, he's big in a salvage denim after you. He has your bag. Your cross bag. He stole it. What bag? The Topo. Topo cross body. Oh, yeah, cross body, yeah. You have that? Yeah, yeah.

50:51Yeah, thief. And off camera. You told me to. Oh, I did? Welcome. When we did your show in fucking Austin, we did Bad Friends in the live pod in Austin. You had, I was like, oh, that's awesome. You're like, go to the store. I got it today. They have them. And I was like, I'm stealing them. Awesome, dude. Yeah. Congratulations. You're an inspiration. I'm an inspiration to you. Yeah. You're a trendsetter. You are. You've probably have a lot of expensive jeans. He's an influencer. Influencer, yes. Influencer. Yeah. Yeah. And when I do videos, I take a glass and I always do this. There you go. ASMR.

51:24You know what I mean? My girlfriend - Hey, just got this Frappuccino. And you know how they do that? Yeah, get ready with me. Get ready for me. Get ready for me That's the drag queen version Get ready for me while I go on an adventure With me Let's go What does your girl do She taps the glass with her nails I love it Cut that please How'd you meet this girl DMs She slid in What was the line Nothing it was just like friendly She was so hot I didn't think there was any way that she was hitting on me. Come on, man. I'm being dead serious. So you got a nice ass. That's what you said to her when you met her.

52:08I said, this is Bobby. Yeah. What does she do? She produces a comedy show in Cleveland. She lives in Cleveland.

52:16Bobby Lee:Yeah, lives in Cleveland. So you do the long distancing? I mean, it's an hour flight. It's nothing. Sure. Yeah. It's still a trip, right? Yeah, I like it, though. It's just like, as long as it would take me to get home on the sunrise. It's a fun plane ride. It really is. When you go to her. Yeah, we just took it. We just took a six-hour one, and I was... This was the longest plane ride I think I've been on not drinking, and it fucking sucked. What, LA to here? Oh, my God. I'm usually... I was usually good for about, no lie, Kevin, 12 to 15 double Bloody Marys on the one. Shut the fuck up. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

52:50Bobby Lee:I like Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary? Oh, yeah. That's a starter drink, and then you switch to something else. Not for me, baby. You continue with Bloody Mary? He finishes with Bloody Mary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you'll have 15 Bloody Marys. Yeah. And I'll watch a movie. For a long time, it was everything, everywhere, all at once. Are you pissing blood? No. Dude, he won't get up. That's a great movie. For a seven-hour flight. He'll crush all that and then just sleep or hunker down. Because we sit next to each other. I'm an aisle guy. You're a sloth. Dude, it's crazy. You're a fucking unforgivable sloth.

53:22And I would eat villagers when I land. He's like a camel. Wow.

53:26Bobby Lee:Love a Bloody Mary. That's pretty impressive. Yeah. that's always your drink of choice no not all the time I always drank a lot of different stuff which I know is against the code of drinking it would just be crazy you'd be like oh I'll get a beer and you'd be like alright you want another beer and you'd be like nah let me get a fucking Harvey Wallbanger and you're like alright and then like the next time let me get a margarita on the rocks with a twist of his soul let's say we were having a night out we were going to dinner and then we were going to drink afterwards start out the meal let me do it okay right start out the meal with a couple good job interrupting man dirty martin that was great yeah i would always fuck up a story like make sure you wedge in right these two are toast yes just when he starts to hum on a good story just fucking slither in there and fucking just just crack it just fuck it up that's good i apologize go ahead it's live podcasting there's gonna be mistakes don't worry this is live you know what i mean yeah we're live stream go ahead start off dinner two or three dirty tito's martinis filthy dirty crush those wait what does filthy mean because you know a lot of olive juice olive juice okay so two three two or three of those right that sounds about right sure and then you know if we're getting oysters i'd get a glass of white wine to sauvignon blanc have some fucking oysters right like a gentleman right and then um either a beer or glass of red wine afterwards start with the margaritas um have a zambuca afterwards with a little after dinner a little aperitif yeah yeah yeah and then if i was you know calling you know what's that get the bag nokia is that nokia full phone yeah well yeah it could be you can play snake on it yeah then start with that game just snake i remember yeah i spent eight hours playing snake once wow silver lake apartment this is one night of describing of what you're drinking yeah if i drink that i would get wet brain that's like that to me was like kind of get that wasn't that crazy that's like the bar where it would be like four or five six different like i'll be we'd be there like crushing beers whatever and it's like it would always be a new let me try a wonky donkey yeah it's a little fun i don't like like, whiskeys and stuff like that.

55:40We start doing shots. No brown. No, like, you know. No dark liquor. No. No rum, no whiskey. In the wee hours of the morning when I was trying to chase away the crash, I'd put down, like, a, you know, a bottle of Makers or something like that. Oh, my God. A whole bottle of the head. Yeah, once or twice I did that. Wow. Just to put me to sleep. Damn. I'm like a couple Tylenol PMs or something like that. And then you wake up. How do you feel? What? Million bucks. Crazy, start the day. That's when he wakes up. I get a phone call. I'm not feeling something's going around. I don't think I'll be able to make.

56:14Remember I was saying my throat was scratchy yesterday. I'll go get a COVID test.

56:19Bobby Lee:Oh, so he cancels podcast. Kevin wakes up. No, no. Don't start telling me that. Foley goes right to the gym. Right to the gym. Sweat it all out. Hot yoga. Wow. That's incredible. That's how I like to drink. And then after a show, you get done. You're all jacked up. I would do like two or three double tequila and sodas and just fucking like pound the two of them. Just to level out. Just to get across the river, is what we call it. And what do you find? What? Across the river. Sadness, darkness, empty hole. Oh, it's a dark place. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's not like the Delaware. It's a different thing.

56:50It's like an underworld.

56:51Bobby Lee:Yeah. Gray. Mm-hmm. Creatures in the door. It wasn't the best hang, especially in the late stages of it. Yeah, but you're good now. You said how many months?

57:01March. March 6th was the last time I did blow. Okay, good. We're talking about drinking, though. Are we? Why is blow all of a sudden in the fucking story?

57:11Bobby Lee:Well, I mean, do you ever wear shoes without socks? I mean, most of the time these two things are hand in hand, you know? Unless I'm on vacation. Yeah. And then you're getting, you're really getting. But do you drink now? No. Oh, okay. Not out. Do you smoke weed? No. Okay, nothing? Nothing. Meetings, anything like that? Sober. Yeah, of course. Sober means nothing. Yeah, meetings, went to rehab, all that stuff. Wow. When? You went to a meeting today? Yeah, I went to a meeting today. Farmer's market. Good program, baby. Got a sponsor. He's working. As much as I shit on him, we've had a lot of conversations about it, and every time I've asked him something, he is, you know, the first kind of conversation, I was like, hey, man, you got to do something.

57:56He enrolled in rehab that night. Wow. Anytime there's been a bump in the road, he's... Joined the football team there. Did you really? At the rehab? I enrolled. I admit it myself. You did? Yeah. I mean because I've been to many rehabs I never went to a sleepaway rehab oh it was outpatient IOP Betty Ford Hazleton and Tribeca fantastic

58:18Bobby Lee:you've never seen his names on the wall big trophy him doing the Heisman I can't get in my high school hall of fame but rehab yeah that is true they're going to let you in someday I don't think so have you been to real nice ones real nice rehabs I went to one that turned into a like a rehab farm. What? So they make money, insurance companies make money by just processing as many people. Get them in. Earn and turn. It's like a Chili's. Right. Big rehab. So four years ago, I remember being in line. Private equity. Wearing. It's a callback. Okay. Or a foreshadow. To another podcast. Yeah. I was wearing.

58:58You done? Yes. Oh, man. Talk about interruption, dude.

59:01Bobby Lee:He's our guest. Uh-oh. I'm going to invite a guest, Bobby. Yeah. for now and you've insulted me now i'm leaving okay go you're supposed to be fucking flying the plane brother they're passengers i'm flying it now i had 19 margaritas captain we've run out of tomato juice some man drank 147 bloody mary's all right take the marinara sauce from the meatball pin it out with some water it'll be all right i love bloody mary mix but being in line with kids like high school kids waiting to get a pill, like 15 pills, and then you take it, you drink water, and you're sitting there in a room, and someone's doing a speech about something.

59:44I hated it. Yeah. We used to do a show at one in New York on the Upper East Side. A detox center. A detox center. So these guys are like tough room. Four days in, whatever. It was six o 'clock on a Friday, so it didn't interfere with spots, and I think it paid 100 or 200 bucks. So when you're like hustling, go right to my Coke dealer. You're like, right to him. You're like, I need the fucking that's irony this is great dude you sat in a living room they sat on couches like

1:00:09Bobby Lee:oh shit strong ass tweaking and you're you gotta do two comics you gotta each do 20 talk about not wanting to close that show yeah you wanna get the fuck out of there was it a bunch of comics or just you guys it'd be two comics it'd be two different comics like you didn't know no mic no nothing like standing here doing stand up holy shit each had to do so like 20 minutes of that is six hours of it's like 100 bucks 200 bucks cash right there Why would you? We were broke or poor. This was back in the day. I'm not doing it, man. Back in the day. It was like seven years ago. You think I'm going to go to a rehab center and perform for Foley?

1:00:41That'd be crazy. Yeah. You suck. I like the fat guy. Yeah. But when I was in the last rehab, there was a comedy night. And I asked, can I skip that? Yeah. Because what happens is they get all the people in the rehab, and they go into a room, and they play Sebastian special. Oh, they play it? I thought they bring in somebody. No, no. We're watching specials and everyone's laughing. Giving up her carrot top. Yeah, these are all people that are my friends. Andrew Santino's Hulu-larious. Yeah, yeah. I cannot do this.

1:01:12Bobby Lee:Yeah. Yeah, of course, dude. That's crazy. It's crazy. You should have performed. I keep walking to a bar and they've got a comedy night. You've ever seen that? They walk in and it's got a comedy night somewhere. I've been out of town with my wife. We walk into a bar restaurant. Cafe or something. Comedy night in the back. And they're like, oh, and then just so you know. And I'm already fucking out the door. I was like, we cannot. No, cannot be here for a comedy night. You don't pop in and go up? Brother. Give him a thrill? No, fucking. Big star. No, brother. When you're off, you're off. When you're off.

1:01:38Bobby Lee:It's the night off. I just turn off. I can't do the. Yeah. I'm like, I don't want to be near it. Something about it is like, it gives me the, it almost like makes me feel uncomfortable that I see it and I'm like, I got to go. I can't be here. Does it remind you of the struggle back in the day? It's also just like, I don't, they don't, I don't, they don't want to see me there. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they kind of do, I think. I think they do. Are you in your mind? What are you doing there? Are you going up? And then I'm like, no, I'm just having dinner. And they're like, well, and then it's weird.

1:02:04I kind of get that.

1:02:05Bobby Lee:Yeah, I kind of understand. Eating dinner while you're working. It was kind of, you know, we started in Philly and then like whatever, 12 years ago, moved to New York and kind of climbed the ranks there a little bit. And we went recently for content. We filmed us going to an open mic with brand new jokes. So like we, and dude. How was that? I mean, it was fucking great. It was brutal. But to see these kids, we haven't been in a room like that. You're like, you're still fucking, it still exists, that level of learning. That's good. I love to hear that. Guys up there, you got the crazy, the absolute insane person.

1:02:42You got the guy who's doing too many, you got this. They all existed.

1:02:46Bobby Lee:I almost started naming them as you said, all the guys in my mind. It was really cool to see. I love those days. I mean, if I go into that now, because my anxiety goes to my neck. My neck feels like it's going to close up. We were having panic attacks. You just walk up. Dude, it's upstairs. Second floor of a bar. Maybe seven people. That Diet Coke with not a lot of ice in it. It's flat. Oh, my God. Three cubes at the top floating. Yeah. That should be a crime. Yes. The worst feeling is this. That should be a fucking crime. That should be against the crime. Not enough ice. What the fuck are we doing?

1:03:17There's 10 comics before you. You know they all suck. There's a little bit of an audience. And in your mind, you're like, hurry up. I want to get up there. because I know - I want a bomb. Yeah, let me go. I got something to really tell.

1:03:29Bobby Lee:First joke out of the gate, tanks. And you're like, all right. Oh, I know, I know, I know. Let's hunker down here, get some good cracks. What else do I want to talk about? Oh, bro, that one. There used to be a comic at the comedy store back in the day, I won't say. He used to say that all the time. And that was a part of his act. Anyway, tell me about your family. What's your goals now? Me? Yeah. you're going on the road right tires tv star he's living in ian's house now live in ian's shout out to cousin ian finance i love ian the best the best that guy's a fucking machine he's oh is he single right now uh i'm not sure i think so yeah man when he is he's unbelievable that guy he does well he's got a tight body on him he does yeah but he's a good looking guy he pulls some cards that you go good god yeah he does pretty unbelievable he got hold he got foley very easily Easy pull What?

1:04:23Nuh-uh I could pull you That's a big steak dinner You gotta take Call my name real fast

1:04:28Bobby Lee:Andrew Yeah, you see? You see? Slipping out of the seat See how cute you got real fast How about me? Like a slipping slog Do me, do me Call Bobby, see if you turn down Bobby The time Are you gonna murder me? I haven't done You were like That was real slog Yeah The Shogun enters It was like an old Japanese film My heart beats in this time Way too slow. No, dude. I'm doing Fistful of Dollars. Sunny Chiba. Oh, very smart. Yeah, everything's right here. Oh, okay. Cinephile. Let's do it again. Do it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're watching the screen, and it's just this. Ready? I'm matching. All right, ready?

1:05:04Excuse me. Can you pass me the Gojan sauce? Why does it have to be Gojan sauce? Why wouldn't it be? Okay. Ready? Gochujang. It's called Gochujang. I love it. God bless you. I love it. All right, for real. Okay, I'm a girl at a bar. For real, I'm a girl in a bar Go ahead Excuse me, can you pass me the ketchup? What kind of girl eats ketchup in a bar? That's a big Really? No sex No Do it normal like you would Be real And I'm really trying to get you Excuse me, are you Bobby Lee? That's pretty good That was a true Bobby you had like a you had your smile yeah yeah I was trying to do it

1:05:54Bobby Lee:the cute thing when somebody goes somebody goes hey Bobby he goes what's up bud and he like rubs their hair he does or he punches their tits or he'll go look at this fucking belly of jelly he'll do that don't do that to her charming guy he does that to people he's very charming they love it I'm saying broads anybody loves it chicks dude everyone loves it when he does that if I even fucking remotely did something like that yeah we're cold people my Christ dude if I was like hey a belly you break someone's fucking soul maybe i think santino thinks i'm a fat piece of shit he does it he could smack someone on the tits and they're like bobby smack my fucking tits they love it they lose their mind so i auditioned for this horror movie once back in the late 90s get out it wasn't get out no and um nobody wanted to be in his body i did the audition.

1:06:43Whoa. I did the audition. Okay.

1:06:47Bobby Lee:Come on, it was good! Really good, like shooting clay pigeons over here. Shit. Shit, man. Go ahead, Bobby. So anyway, um, can you say what movie it was? I don't even remember. Did I? That was so Hollywood of you. Yeah. Are you, will you audition, you remember every audition? Every single one? I do. Okay, I don't. And then I go and watch the show if I don't get cast on it. Yeah, that guy sucks. Yeah. You know what McCone does? He helps me with auditions Helps with auditions And then sends me When they actually do the production And they hire the person He'll show me the production Of whoever got the part And he'll go he did great You gotta watch tape You gotta watch tape Negative reinforcement How do you think you prepare for the defense If you can't watch tape So I do this audition And I can tell the director likes me And I know this because after the audition He goes stick around Let's talk It's always a good sign.

1:07:41It's a good sign. And he's like, what are you about, man? You know, I liked your thing, you know? What are you about? You know how they say that? They're like, I don't think I should tell you. Yeah. And it would only frighten you. It's like 10, 15 minutes of us talking. And then at one point, we both laugh. And in the midst of this laugh, I go fatty. And I poked his belly. That would have killed for me. I'd have loved it. Yeah, yeah. and as soon as I touched it my fucking mind and my body went I don't think that was good yeah and he goes okay you can leave thank you oh fuck yeah and I turned around James Cameron by the way and I walked out of that room going what did you just do it's hard dude looks like I'm going to Hawaii yeah because you're trying to be funny you know what I mean and it didn't work because this is what I would do with another comedian necessarily

1:08:35Bobby Lee:doesn't transfer to directors i saw a guy doing a bit when he left an audition and he was like leaving and being like like fucking around on the way out and it was a plate glass window in one of those offices and he fucking oh wow unbelievable in the faces they were like sheer concern i was like holy fuck he didn't get it this guy's good he didn't get i was like he's not gonna get it no way did we all sat there we were like fuck dude i thought they might give it to him just out of like this first style of heart. I mean, he took it like a champ. He smoked his face. Then was like, whoa. Act like it didn't happen.

1:09:07Bobby Lee:Oh yeah. He went go whoops, whoops, whoops. And then he found the door. I was like, holy fuck, man. So let me know when the callback is. You guys want me to stick around for a little bit longer? No, brother, get out of here. Every time I drive by 200 South, I get PTSD from that too. We had a commercial space for an audition. Every time I go back there, I think about those auditions where you're leaving and you try to say something clever and do something on the way out. all right guys i guess i'll see you on set oh you said that whoa you said that no oh god thank god no i'm saying you hear people do shit like that yeah let me know when the fitting is oh my god you hear people say that stuff you really at commercial fittings you commercial you hear them a lot because a lot of the commercial actors they do it every single day and they do like three a day so they're so used to like the energetic jazz they do that shit all the time and i dreaded it but I would hear guys say stuff and they would laugh and love it.

1:10:01Bobby Lee:And I was like, fuck, I don't have that machine part in me to do the... I was, I'm like, okay, thanks, bye. I'm like a wet little rag when I leave. I hate auditions. Well, they're tough. I don't like, and I've said this before, I might get a lot of shit for saying it. Oh, yeah, do it then. Do it! But when background actors try to showcase their talent in between takes. Yeah, you hate that. I don't know why I don't like it. I'm not a big on set guy, so what does that look like? It's just like, all right, cut. And then you'll see a guy go and start dancing. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

1:10:34That's you. Yeah. Did you ever do extra work? No, that was me. I hated myself. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Bobby's playing a corpse. He's up doing the moonwalk. Yeah. But they showcase their singing abilities or they're trying to be funny.

1:10:48Bobby Lee:I don't like it. I saw the coolest thing. Pete Fairley did one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my life. We were shooting that Ricky Stinnicky movie and he's pointing at one of the actresses. Okay. He's pointing at her and he says - Peter Fairley. When he says, we gotta go, you say, well, I'll take him. Okay? But it's to a crowd of people in a kitchen. So everyone kind of like nods. They're like very intently listening to his direction. He goes, okay, we're good, good. Then when the scene goes, a background actor says the actress's line thinking he was pointing at him. And the rest of the background actors started laughing to break the scene.

1:11:24Bobby Lee:and the amount of embarrassment on this young man. You watched his eyes. I mean, like, I feel like he was like, God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here. Like he wanted to just fucking shoot into the sky and fairly takes it. He's like, okay, okay, enough. And he takes me, he goes, sorry, man. I thought maybe you thought that was for you. That's her line for this. And he's like, I know, I'm so sorry. I fucked up. Like he got nervous. Then he gave him a line anyway. Love that. Let's go. And I was like, that's the coolest thing in my fucking life. Amazing. So then all the other background actors that, look at you fuckheads like his mistake he did it innocently but then he gave him the line and i remember looking at the other background actors because i'm staring that way yeah and as he gets the line like well we can go to the hospital and all the other background actors are like fuck like you know what did anybody else try to do it like no fuck no no they knew that's that's it that's fucked up they laughed yeah they laughed when they put in the kid you know they put in the kid after the time was up the game was over there was a minute left you know you take him up the bench and let him shoot a brain die.

1:12:22Bobby Lee:They laughed at him. They laughed at him. And then he got a, he fucking hit the buzzer. Hit the buzzer, Peter Dog. Huge. Fairly's the man. So you're going on the road. Going on the road. We got the special. Special coming out. Special's out now. American Garbage. American Garbage. American Garbage. Go check it out because you guys are our boys for life. Thank you, bud. Two of the greatest comedians today. Love the greatest comedians. Truly love you guys. Also, I will say I remember when I first did the pod I thought I was a little nervous for it. You're not nervous for pods, but yours is good where you kind of feel like you got to be real settled in and ready to go.

1:12:57Bobby Lee:We thought you didn't like us. Really? Yeah. Because I said, fuck you guys when I left? Yeah. Well. No, I don't even think so. That's how I say goodbye. No, why? Why? I don't even know. You were a huge get for us. Yeah. No. We didn't know you. I was in shorts. I love it. I was in shorts. You pulled up in a fucking crazy car. Middle of summer. Oh, yeah. I pulled up in a - You were a big in there, guys. 1942 - Model T. Model T. Yeah. 1942 Model T. I had to hand crank it to get down there over that hill to West Hollywood. It had the eyelashes on it? Driving for Lyft at the time, which I found weird.

1:13:29Bobby Lee:Well, I mean, you know, I think you have to do your service as much as you're doing for yourself. You have to do for others. That was one of our first away games where we did it out of the studio. Right, you did it in WeHo in that little fucking studio. We came to LA to get you. That was awesome. Bobby, we put on a bus to New York. Took me eight days to get there. Well, speaking of which, we are, McCone is going to take the bus. I have the bus schedule for you, by the way. He did send it to me, so I got to tell you. Awesome. I think we're in a good place with McCone. Let's have these guys actually pick.

1:13:55Bobby Lee:Los Angeles to Lordsburg, New Mexico is 12 hours and 40 minutes. And then Lordsburg, New Mexico to Kerrville, Texas is another 12 hours. Kerrville, Texas to Lafayette, Louisiana, 10 hours. Lafayette, Louisiana to Atlanta, Georgia, another 12 hours and 20 minutes. So you leave on the 22nd, arrive on the 25th. Are you ready to buckle up and buy that ticket? That sounds very fun. That's crazy. You're nuts. It's like train hopping. Boys, please go watch American Garbage right now. It's on YouTube. Go watch R U Garbage, their show. Go see them live. Thank you, boys. God bless. Keep on the train. We love you so much.

1:14:27Bobby Lee:You're doing great. You guys are the man. Look at the camera. Thank you. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend. I was going to say, are you garbage? Thank you.

1:14:37That's great.

1:14:50Yeah Yeah Yeah

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