We're in a Giggity Quagmire

3:50Khalyla Kuhn:I want to apologize to you to me if I may

3:52Bobby Lee:yeah please What happened?

3:54Khalyla Kuhn:Today I was doing what I describe as netherworld farts.

4:00Bobby Lee:Honestly.

4:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, it was like ball, the demon. Did you smell them, McCone? Yeah. You walked away one time.

4:07Bobby Lee:It bothered me.

4:09Khalyla Kuhn:Like it was crazy. It was one of those farts that lingered. I'll tell you this right now from Brooklyn. They lingered. And my point is this. I felt so bad. And I kept apologizing. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

4:22Bobby Lee:The fear was that if the guests smell that, they're going to be really upset.

4:26Khalyla Kuhn:And you know what happened?

4:28Bobby Lee:You held it in?

4:29Khalyla Kuhn:I closed the Strait of Hormuz. You know what I mean? I closed it. I'm charging a toll. Okay? I'll tell you something.

4:38Bobby Lee:There won't be any guests coming out of there for a long time.

4:41Khalyla Kuhn:Let me tell you right now, the Iranian regime. Closed off the Strait of Hormuz? Yeah, we control the Strait of Hormuz. And you really do control it. Yeah, we do control it. So I closed it off with a straight Hormuz, and the only thing that's getting in is a little fertilizer and some helium. Yeah, maybe a little oil. But my point is that those are the things that are being, you know what I mean? Yeah, the guys. 20, 30 % of helium comes from that area. Oh, yeah. You don't know.

5:12Bobby Lee:Hell, yeah.

5:12Khalyla Kuhn:What do we make out of helium? Chips, computer chips. Balloons. Well, for, yeah. Balloons for birthday parties. Yeah.

5:20Bobby Lee:you gotta have helium for balloons i understand and for whippet tanks at jam shows i understand

5:25Khalyla Kuhn:that but the i love whippets dude i know you do it's so fun they're fun but anyway um so the chips are very important and then fertilizer like 20 30 of the fertilizer goes through goes through there

5:38Bobby Lee:well we just start pooping outside start growing your own crops pooping your own yard yeah so you

5:43Khalyla Kuhn:That's how I'm going to make my potatoes. Yeah.

5:49Khalyla Kuhn:What's going on with you? What's going on with you? Oh, my God. I'm tired of this shit. I'm sick of you, dude.

5:53Bobby Lee:What's your problem? You had a week off because we were filming and now you feel good? Yes. What did you do in your week off while we were shooting the bad game show?

6:03Khalyla Kuhn:I worked so hard for you guys. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Shit. You're pitching your zombie movie. Andrew, call me. He say we can do the movie. Yeah, yeah. Next September, are you guys available? And then a week before. You fucker. Well, don't fuck with me, you fuck! All right? You're setting yourself up. It's a two-way street, dude. The street is closed. The street is closed. It is fucking close to Spain. You know what's so funny? You're getting angry. I was resentful all week. Oh, oh, you know what? Let's hash it out. Yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, okay. Good. Hey, you wanna go back in the - Let's go back.

6:44Khalyla Kuhn:Let's go back. Yeah. What do you think?

6:47Bobby Lee:What do you think? What do you think? Why were you resentful?

6:50Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, why were you -

6:51Bobby Lee:Because your lack of inclusion? Mm-hmm.

6:53Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

6:53Bobby Lee:Maybe.

6:54Khalyla Kuhn:Well, here's the thing.

6:56Bobby Lee:Could, did you wanna be an executive producer for decision-making purposes? Nah, nah, I'm just joking. No, you're not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you're not.

7:03Khalyla Kuhn:Once you start a war, you're in a quagmire. Yeah. All right. And it's impossible to get out. Giggity. Okay. So we're in what they call a quagmire. Giggity. Yeah, giggity. Yeah. What does giggity mean?

7:15Bobby Lee:The fans will get it.

7:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Really?

7:18Bobby Lee:Quagmire from Family Guy says giggity a lot.

7:20Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, really?

7:21Bobby Lee:Yeah. You never seen Family Guy?

7:23Khalyla Kuhn:I thought it was like a giggity, yep, yeah, yeah. Like in Die Hard or something. Motherfucker.

7:29Bobby Lee:Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Yeah. Let me tell you.

7:32Khalyla Kuhn:So, um.

7:33Bobby Lee:I want you to be honest with me.

7:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, get honest. We're in a quagmire now, giddity.

7:41Khalyla Kuhn:And it's going to be very difficult to get out. So what is your plan? Let's negotiate. Okay. Do you have a 10-part plan or a 15-part plan? My plan is so long. Wait a second. Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did come by. Yeah.

7:59Bobby Lee:I did. And we thought about putting you in a bit, but there wasn't anything cooking.

8:03Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

8:04Bobby Lee:There was nothing cooking in the kitchen. Carlos is in a bit. I know. And McCone did a lot of - He was in a bit, but here's my -

8:09Khalyla Kuhn:Can I just tell you my problem, right? Apparently, I was told that Carlos was going to be a runner. Oh, God. Can I finish my resentment? You know what, dude?

8:23Bobby Lee:You weren't here.

8:24Khalyla Kuhn:I came here before you.

8:25Bobby Lee:What do you mean?

8:26Khalyla Kuhn:I was here in the building before you. There was an incident. There was an incident.

8:29Bobby Lee:Okay, what happened?

8:31Khalyla Kuhn:I know I wasn't here.

8:31Bobby Lee:Why'd you shave your mustache?

8:33Khalyla Kuhn:Huh? Why'd you shave your mustache?

8:34Bobby Lee:Love on the spectrum, focus.

8:36Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, anyway. Did I? Okay. I had to get rid of it. That's a good bit.

8:42Bobby Lee:Yes.

8:45Khalyla Kuhn:All right, so here's the deal, okay? We had an incident today where he kind of snapped at me, and you guys were witness to it for no reason at all, right? And so I just saw it again a little bit, right? So I'm just telling you my side of the story. Yeah. And then, you know what I mean? You're part of the, you know?

9:05Bobby Lee:What happened?

9:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. What happened? What?

9:07Bobby Lee:What happened?

9:08Khalyla Kuhn:I had to take a picture of his driver's license for his assistant. No, no, not today, but the runner part. Oh, God. Dude, I'm one of the producers of one of the most successful podcasts in America, and you think I'm going to get you Poquito Moss when Postmates exists. That's crazy. And you had PAs there. Enjoy your tour. You're my tour manager. I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this the attitude you're going to bring on the tour? No, I'll change it up. I swear to God, because if this is the attitude... No, it's a different molecule. No bueno por favor. Okay? No bueno por favor. No good, please. Yeah.

9:47Khalyla Kuhn:Is that what it means? Yeah. Different chemistry on the road. It is? Yeah, there'll be different people, different players. Because if I get this on the fucking road, let me tell you.

9:58Bobby Lee:Johnny's not going to be happy.

9:59Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, Jimmy isn't.

10:00Bobby Lee:Johnny?

10:00Khalyla Kuhn:Jimmy. Jimmy's not going to be happy. Jimmy Small Eyes ain't going to be happy.

10:03Bobby Lee:Jimmy Small Eyes is not going to be happy. Yeah.

10:06Khalyla Kuhn:But I'll tell you this, because we've been shooting this other thing you guys will know about in the future.

10:11Bobby Lee:The Bad Game Show. We've talked about it a little bit.

10:13Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. So we shot the Bad Game Show. It's really great. And I'll tell you this, McCone, this is the first time we've worked together where you didn't annoy me at all.

10:21Bobby Lee:I'll say it felt really good for our relationship. No lie.

10:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. And where do you think that came from?

10:26Bobby Lee:Well, other than the first day when I said I didn't like Project Hail Mary that much. Okay. But after we moved on from that, we were really good. I think it had a lot to do with that. World peace. That he had a job to focus on and not bother you.

10:38Khalyla Kuhn:I have another ball fart.

10:41Bobby Lee:Don't.

10:41Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Please. Oh, my God. It's a ball fart. Sounded wet. It's wet. It's dry. It's everything. Yeah, it's all the stuff that comes through the straight.

10:51Bobby Lee:I feel so naked without my beard.

10:53Khalyla Kuhn:You look so good.

10:55Bobby Lee:No, it's terrible.

10:56Khalyla Kuhn:You can barely even notice, really.

10:57Bobby Lee:I got to go. Somebody, can you Amazon me? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry dude

11:00Khalyla Kuhn:It's gonna drift your way

11:02Bobby Lee:I know Yeah Will you get on Amazon Order me a top lip please

11:06Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah that's fine

11:06Bobby Lee:Look at the lack of upper lip On a white person That's incredible Good god do I need a beard

11:10Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah I have no lip No but your lips are good What's going on For the fart Oh for the fart Yeah I think so

11:17Bobby Lee:No no no Cause a candle will just be A hot pumpkin fart then

11:21Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah but you want a flavor to it There's a bunch of flavors Oh yeah But not good ones

11:26Bobby Lee:Well I mean it depends On what you ate Yeah yeah yeah

11:29Khalyla Kuhn:So I went to Hawaii for 10 days I don't know if you know We didn't notice See you're doing Let's negotiate I feel like this is what happens When you don't negotiate and you move on It comes back into resentment You want me to dig into you? No Because I won't I would never What's up Carlos? Are you looking at me right now? I couldn't even tell

11:58Bobby Lee:with the scorsese glasses on i think here's the problem you walked in with hot energy what happened you had to take a picture of his license oh yeah and i don't know why i snapped at him it was just kind of like why did you what did you say i don't remember i blacked out hello oh yeah

12:15Khalyla Kuhn:that's what that's what i said no this is all yeah yeah just let me let me no just the recounting of the fucking dublin story you added f words to it when if you were really there and like we're telling the truth, you know that what I did wasn't that bad. It was so not bad that Andrew was in the room four feet from me and he didn't even fucking remember it. I did not remember. He wasn't in the room when that happened. Yes, he was. No, no. Look at McCone. Shaking his head. I was there and I remember it. No, no. McCone, you know he wasn't there, right? Andrew wasn't there. Andrew was to my right and I yelled at you.

12:44Khalyla Kuhn:Oh my god, dude. This is what do they call this? Gaslighting. Gaslighting. Except it's not gaslighting. Yeah, you're gaslighting me, dude. No, I'm not, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't want this energy, gaslighting energy right into my tour that's number one number two andrew was not there when you snapped i was there early okay and you know this and just be honest please tell the people you're honest no i'm remembering it why would i lie like mccone why would i lie i remember andrew there mccone

13:09Bobby Lee:i remember andrew saying he wasn't there but fancy was there was andrew there no he wasn't yeah he

13:14Khalyla Kuhn:wasn't there i hallucinated them then i'm sorry no you there's flashbacks dude it happens i can and see Andrew sometimes in the middle of the night. So this is what happened, Andrew, then, if I may then. I wasn't there. You weren't there, right? I just don't remember stuff. I know you don't. So this is, I'll reenact it if I may. Please. You know what I mean? You know, I'm not much of an actor. I've been in some, some great actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is exactly what happened. Hello there. What? I'm just saying. I'm ready to lie. Yeah, all right? What the fuck is.

13:47Bobby Lee:Carlos, what's wrong? Is that you playing me? I guess. What's going on? Who are you playing? You? I'm trying to focus on the story. I was playing both parts. Oh, sorry. Well, you have to say you're going to be...

14:05Khalyla Kuhn:Well, I did the first part, and then what the fuck is not me saying it. He's in a Michael B. Jordan now. I want to be Michael B. Jordan. I'm Michael G. Jordan. I'm playing two parts. Okay, go ahead. That's Michael B.

14:15Bobby Lee:Jordan. I'm going to close my eyes and listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

14:20hello there that's bobby right yeah that's carlos yes i go whoa whoa what's the problem

14:30Khalyla Kuhn:he goes i'm sorry i don't know why i just did that something like that yeah that's an accurate scene okay good yeah that's it i think i hallucinate sometimes yeah yeah so didn't sound that bad it's bad when you say hello there all right you know i mean i don't think it's an an appropriate response to hello there.

14:50Bobby Lee:When somebody snaps on you.

14:51Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, like for instance, I'm Trump. No, you be Trump. Okay. All right. And I'm the new, I'm Mokjaba. Oh, Gowanahan? No, Mokjaba, the new Ayatollah. Oh, I thought it was Mokjaba Gowanahan. Yeah, no, no. Okay. Just say hello there as Trump.

15:10Bobby Lee:Hello there.

15:14Bobby Lee:I understand.

15:16Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, I see. He would understand. He would understand. He'd be understanding. Oh, well, then it's my bad. I'm sorry. All right, go ahead, Vince.

15:25Bobby Lee:Air out your grievance with me.

15:26Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, go ahead. Okay, I'm going to tell you the relationship that's going on right now, and I'm fucking tired of it. Okay. Okay? I'm really, I'm tired of it. I know, get it out. I need to get it out, right? These guys are so petrified of you, right, that all their aggression, all their resentment, you know all their you know what i mean rage comes to me it's true right because they're so scared of you so i get double you know what i mean wow that's actually accurate i i think i i i honestly think that's what's going on here yeah you guys are petrified of him because you are the alpha okay oh don't you're acting beta right now it's well i'm sorry you know what i'm sorry i'll say

16:14Bobby Lee:this then i apologize to everybody in the booth for all the opportunities and things that i love it no i'm sorry for going out of my way more times than not to make sure every one of you all three of you is taken care of physically financially and emotionally when you get calls and texts from me checking in making sure things are good making sure you're happy and satisfied making sure that i put you first checking in scheduling rescheduling reshaping as much as i

16:41Khalyla Kuhn:can to fit everybody else i apologize what do you do bobby no i apologize i'm no longer gonna do

16:46Bobby Lee:any of that stuff no no no no no no no no no see what you're doing he says that and then you go to

16:53Khalyla Kuhn:me this is a perfect fucking example example of what is going on the dynamics right he says that right you're scared and then what about me i'm agreeing with you all right so what about me go Go ahead. What did you do for us? What? I show up. Thank you.

17:15Bobby Lee:I, you know what? I appreciate you guys.

17:17Khalyla Kuhn:I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I gotta get this. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Right. All right.

17:27Khalyla Kuhn:Nevermind. Nevermind. Because it's gonna spiral into a, it's gonna spiral into the abyss and we don't want that. because we're a family you know i mean this is a family squabble right and at some point somebody

17:41Bobby Lee:has to draw the line one second let me you know i'm gonna draw the what are you doing i'm just

17:45Khalyla Kuhn:gonna block their numbers real okay okay yeah see that's what i'm saying i'm doing it right i'm

17:48Bobby Lee:doing it right now all three of you are gonna get blocked right now yeah andres look at this yeah i'll show i'll show the camera i'm gonna do it i don't want you guys to call me to reach out i was gonna say something so mean i'm so i can't do it though what is it no i can't do it no it's not it's

18:03Khalyla Kuhn:gonna land mean i'll do it later it'll go ahead who's it mean to me no it's not to you oh say it it's the booth no go ahead well because i should have done it when your rant on top of your rant right i think the timing is wrong now andreas rosunday yeah yeah you will not receive phone

18:22Bobby Lee:calls email or facetime yeah yeah block contact andreas blocked yeah blocked they're one one by one one by one because you guys decided that that was fun to do yeah that whole thing i think McCone's cool though.

18:34Khalyla Kuhn:McCone wasn't doing anything. He's just in the back. He's Belgium or whatever. McCone.

18:40Bobby Lee:McCone Corkery, video lad. He's still saved as video lad in my phone. Yeah. Video lad. Blocked.

18:47Khalyla Kuhn:Blocked. Wow. In your face, McCone. You're blocked. Oh, you guys are blocked. You're all blocked.

18:51Bobby Lee:So honestly, weight off my shoulders. Sorry, you guys. I apologize for everything that I've done for you guys. So I really do apologize. I will no longer be reaching out or contacting anybody. hope that feels good because i feel fucking great that's a relief off my fucking shoulder i feel fantastic now i feel relieved too i feel relieved too you can still text me

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22:58Bobby Lee:Are you guys feeling you got quiet? That affected you?

23:01Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Okay. Okay. Good. Sat inside.

23:04Bobby Lee:Well, you're sat on the outside because you're projecting it right now. I can see it.

23:07Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah.

23:08Bobby Lee:But this is what happens. You want to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

23:12Khalyla Kuhn:No, we don't.

23:12Bobby Lee:No, you did.

23:13Khalyla Kuhn:Where did that come from?

23:15Bobby Lee:Huh?

23:16Khalyla Kuhn:Dance with the devil in the pale blue night. Where did that come from?

23:19Bobby Lee:Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Batman.

23:21Khalyla Kuhn:Which Batman?

23:22Bobby Lee:Batman 1.

23:22Khalyla Kuhn:With Jack Nicholson.

23:23Bobby Lee:Yeah.

23:24Khalyla Kuhn:That's what he said.

23:25Bobby Lee:You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

23:26Khalyla Kuhn:That's a great line.

23:27Bobby Lee:One of the best lines, I think, in a movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched Fletch last night. I re-watched Fletch. Chevy Chase incredible you know the movie's absolutely atrocious but man is he fucking fantastic and this is the proof that you could carry a movie if you were just a character that was easy to watch

23:45Khalyla Kuhn:yeah he was so good yeah it's a shame that he this is hard to say because you know we have family connections sure with Chevy

23:55Bobby Lee:yeah what are you gonna say what I'm saying

23:57Khalyla Kuhn:it's a shame that his personality offstage is the way it is hasn't been to me but i know he's kind to me too this is what you read online and the documentary i guess that came out who knows who knows chevy's super sweet to me but it's like it's all subjective it's all subjective you know what dude and i think that's the lesson that we're learning everything's subjective subjective but the movie our relationship is subjective the movie's filled

24:21Bobby Lee:with so many gaps yeah so many just heavy gaps of nonsense it's like a double cross you movie and it's just not it but it's so

24:30Khalyla Kuhn:funny as a kid though I thought it was genius because he's he's brilliant he's

24:34Bobby Lee:brilliant yeah but I mean it filled

24:35Khalyla Kuhn:three amigos well probably one of the best movies but that's a great story yeah yeah that's like when he was playing guitar to Chevy Chase and singing that song yes yeah it was so funny what was your problem with Project Hail Mary

24:48Bobby Lee:yeah what did you not like about it I just earlier in the day I saw Rosemary's Baby for the first time and it's just

24:56Khalyla Kuhn:Not a good combination of movies.

24:57Bobby Lee:I know, but that's just a far superior movie. Well, they have nothing to do with it. They're not even remotely in the same category of film. I said it was fun. Ryan Gosling was fun. I said if I was 10, that would probably be like my favorite movie. 10? If I was like a kid, I was like a little boy. If you were a child. Yeah. So you're saying people that like it are childlike? I'm surprised. I'm happy people are going to the theaters. Yeah. Ryan Gosling was great. And the lady who was in Anatomy of a Fall was very funny and fantastic. I saw it with Carlos, actually.

25:23Khalyla Kuhn:What did you think about Carlos? I loved it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Carlos is still upset about the block call. You can see it in this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Psych makes my job real. My brother Steve. I have to go to your house now. My brother Steve, I made see it, and he said he cried three times. Seriously? Yeah. I teared up a couple times in that movie. Did you, Andreas? I didn't tear up, but I loved it. It has this E.T. Yeah, yeah, so it reminded me of an early Spielberg movie. It had this, like...

25:51Bobby Lee:With none of the Spielberg sauce.

25:54Khalyla Kuhn:god damn we had a good week huh it's over now i think it's over now wow wow this this is what this is what you didn't bring this week and now you're bringing it here yeah none of the spielberg sauce no i'm gonna see it i want to see it yeah yeah i think the sauce is all over that sucker yeah too much sauce i believe if you ever go to crocker barrel too much fucking gravy on the biscuits and that's hail mary basically yeah a lot of gravy yeah and it's really good and what i want to say about it is i thought it was the perfect movie i really did it had humor adventurism it had heart heart real deep heart it was about friendship it was about bravery you mean all the things that you want to instill in wait i just remembered macone said that you like this movie because you think you're ryan Gosling in it.

26:47Khalyla Kuhn:I did.

26:47Bobby Lee:Because, yeah, you texted me and Carlos earlier in the day and you're like, you have to go see it. It's amazing. Then we went there and I'm like, oh, Bobby sees himself

26:56Khalyla Kuhn:on a spaceship. Wait, wait, wait. Because you're a loner? No, no, no. That is fucking bullshit, dude. Did I say that? Did I say that?

27:10Bobby Lee:No, but you said it was amazing. We got out. I'm like, oh, Bobby sees him.

27:13Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no. I don't watch anybody that's seen that movie. They're like, this is a fucking amazing movie. No one walks out of the movie. Oh, that was me. Anyway, yeah, I thought that Project Hail Mary was a perfect movie. It had heart. You know what I mean? It was well shot. I thought Ryan Gosling was extremely funny in it. And his crying scenes seemed very real. And it had everything.

27:38Bobby Lee:Guy's got an Oscar. What? Guy's got an Oscar.

27:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, he's very talented, that man.

27:43Bobby Lee:By way of, if the movie gets an Oscar, don't you think you get an Oscar? Isn't that kind of how your brain works? If a film wins an Oscar, you don't think the lead actors in it get – you just say in your mind, like, I want an Oscar.

27:58Khalyla Kuhn:Are you starting an argument with yourself?

28:00Bobby Lee:They're not. What are you doing right now?

28:03Khalyla Kuhn:You're doing his Michael B. Jordan now. Yeah, playing both sides. Oh, you are?

28:07Bobby Lee:No, the guys were going like this, like, well, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you are in a movie that wins an Oscar, you won an Oscar. Yeah. He also produced the movie. You don't think so? No. If you're an actor and you won one for acting, then yeah, you won an Oscar. If the movie that you star in wins an Oscar, you won an Oscar. It's him and fucking, what's her name? Emma Stone. That's it. They won an Oscar. It's their movie. She won.

28:37Khalyla Kuhn:Okay. McCone, I want to say something to you.

28:39Bobby Lee:Well, you'll never win a fucking Oscar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:41Khalyla Kuhn:Not only do I want to say that, that's a very good true point. Thank you. That's very true. Thank you. But I want to ask you this, okay? You act like, okay, so you went to film school? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to be a director? You act as if you directed something before. Ooh. Ooh, I like that. You know what I mean?

28:59Bobby Lee:You dress for the job you want.

29:01Khalyla Kuhn:You dress like shit. Do you want to be a garbage man?

29:08Bobby Lee:You look like the guy I call to come wrangle a loose animal near my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want that job?

29:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, that's who you are. Or the guy that cleans up roadkill.

29:16Bobby Lee:There's a guy that actually does that. That's him. That's what you're dressed like. Look up local roadkill pickup guys, Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's somehow going to take us to a gay porn site. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's you. Stinky. McCone. That's you. That looks like a Tim Robinson sketch. Yeah.

29:33Khalyla Kuhn:What a terrible job. Picking up dead shit? Yeah, dead animals. How much would you have to get paid to do that job?

29:39Bobby Lee:I mean, look at that. That's a treacherous gig, like roadside gear and stuff like that.

29:43Khalyla Kuhn:I'd have to get at least$50 an hour. For sure. For sure, right? And insurance, the whole package, right? Because it just would be, I love animals too.

29:52Bobby Lee:And you know you have to take it home at night. You just have to take it all back to your house.

29:56Khalyla Kuhn:What do you mean?

29:56Bobby Lee:They take them back to their house. When we called the raccoon guy to come, you know who a raccoon guy is.

30:02Khalyla Kuhn:No, I don't know who a raccoon guy is.

30:03Bobby Lee:Picture it in your mind. The guy that sets up traps in the back of my house to catch raccoons. You know what he looks like.

30:08Khalyla Kuhn:he's got two black eyes he does he looks like a raccoon he did

30:14Bobby Lee:he was amazing this guy but he he looks like he has a bandit mask on but he every night we caught a cat

30:21Khalyla Kuhn:no every night we caught a cat wow

30:24Bobby Lee:well because you put you put food in there and the cats jump the fences and then they get in they eat it every night we catch a cat and he's like sometimes I keep the cats

30:31Khalyla Kuhn:yeah I'm like alright

30:32Bobby Lee:I mean that's somebody's cat

30:33Khalyla Kuhn:when I went to Hawaii we went to the cat cafe I always go to the cat cafe when I'm there

30:38Bobby Lee:I've been to one in Japan. It was fine.

30:40Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. But the ones in Japan, and I don't want to rip on them, right? They don't treat them well. That's why I liked it. I see. I see. They do. They do not treat them well. They don't treat them well. I heard a horror story from a Japanese. I don't know. I might want to say what name of the Japanese cat cafe, but one of the cats had a sore tooth, and they just yanked the tooth with no anesthesia and stuff like that. You know, that kind of thing. But the one I went to, so apparently there's a lot of people. There's a lot of wild cats in Hawaii.

31:10Bobby Lee:Oh, yeah.

31:11Khalyla Kuhn:But you know what's even more? Dogs and a lot of pit bulls.

31:15Bobby Lee:Why?

31:16Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know why, but there's a lot of pit bulls in Oahu, just in the forest, just running around.

31:22Bobby Lee:I bet there's more pit bulls wild in Los Angeles. This city is like number one. Well, let's make a bet.

31:26Khalyla Kuhn:Go ahead. Hawaii or Los Angeles? Los Angeles. I say Hawaii. Oahu.

31:30Bobby Lee:Let's do it. Who has more loose pit bulls?

31:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

31:34Bobby Lee:Well, it's got to be homeless. Look at that. What does that say there? The Los Angeles area faces a critical overpopulation of pit bulls. These dogs make it up to 40 % of the population in some shelters. That's almost half of every shelter is filled with -

31:47Khalyla Kuhn:In the wild and where's Oahu? Nothing?

31:49Bobby Lee:This estimates over 200 pit bulls are euthanized every single day in Los Angeles.

31:53Khalyla Kuhn:Nothing on Oahu.

31:55Bobby Lee:No, no, you can, but you think it's more than 200 a day get euthanized?

31:58Khalyla Kuhn:No, they let them free in the forest because they're not that way.

32:02Bobby Lee:They got to start killing some of them.

32:03Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no, no. I want them free. So let's see if there's a - Maybe I'm wrong. the cat lady told me this from the cat cafe

32:09Bobby Lee:yeah Pipple's highly prevalent and Pipple terrorist children mix is comprised of 15 % of shelter intakes we're 40 %

32:16Khalyla Kuhn:okay

32:16Bobby Lee:doesn't give us numbers though

32:18Khalyla Kuhn:yeah it doesn't give us numbers and I believe that

32:19Bobby Lee:how many Pipples are euthanized every day in Hawaii

32:22Khalyla Kuhn:they don't euthanize them they let them run free in the fucking jungles

32:26Bobby Lee:they gotta do some some of them gotta be euthanized

32:29Khalyla Kuhn:why are you re-googling this why are you re-googling this just googling It's actually not that bad. They got$125 a month. It's nothing. Yeah, because the rest of them are... They don't let them out like willy-nilly. They're not like go to the forest. They're in the forest by themselves. Like the shelter didn't release them. See the energy? I like it. Do you see the energy just now?

32:54Bobby Lee:I'm sorry. I'm talking to you like you're an equal. I love how Bobby goes, Bobby goes, they don't euthanize them. Some local facilities in Hawaii have reported high euthanasia rates for dogs with one facility in 2023 a couple years ago, reports showing a 52.7 % rate of euthanasia. Yes, they are. They're doing it. Half of the dogs are getting... Okay, well, all right.

33:18Khalyla Kuhn:I want to say this then, if I've made it to defend myself.

33:21Bobby Lee:You're the greatest form of... You're the greatest confident know-nothing guy.

33:26Khalyla Kuhn:You'll say it and not have any proof. I know because I relay... I'll tell you a story. Yeah. All right, I'll tell you a story. All right. So I relay, you know what I mean? if so i went to the cat cafe in hawaii right and the lady that's there you take it as gospel whatever one person she's like yeah we're really a bad cat problem here and i'm like oh tell me more because i love cats yeah you know i mean she's like there's just not enough cat sanctuaries and in my mind i'm like that's all i've always wanted one right so in my mind is how much proper you need to have a cat sanctuary sanctuary and i honestly believe that i will have one one day in why you should yeah yeah right but then she goes there's a real big pit bull problem then in my mind i was like what the fuck i've never seen a pit bull walking around they're wild yeah right oh they're just in the jungles and stuff like that there's a lot of them you know what i mean but they're super sweet if you go up to them and i'm like okay and she's like it's more than most places in the world and you took that as and i took that as gospel she lives

34:24Bobby Lee:on an island she's an idiot okay that's okay see that's the energy just calm down it's crazy You think everyone that lives on an island is an idiot? Yeah.

34:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, they're not close to mainland, so they don't know as many things. Too much water.

34:37Bobby Lee:Too much water? Yeah. You can't trust these people. There's way too much water. Yeah. That's an insane way to think. Carlos, crazy. You'd have been proud of me. Did I even tell you when I went to Lanai, I went to a cat sanctuary? What? When I went to Lanai, the island of Lanai.

34:57Bobby Lee:I say you'd have been proud of me. You love that. Harder. Harder. Harder.

35:05Khalyla Kuhn:What a good guy. Everyone clap. What a, it's a good guy. Good guy. Everyone, good guy. Good guy.

35:15Khalyla Kuhn:Tell us more.

35:16Bobby Lee:No, I just, you'd be proud of me.

35:18Khalyla Kuhn:Cause I'm very proud of you.

35:20Bobby Lee:I donated a lot of money.

35:21Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, I'm very proud of you.

35:22Bobby Lee:For the cat sanctuary. I thought it was a nice thing that they were doing. But I do like that. I like that he eggs you guys on. I also like that you're all blocked in my phone still Yeah yeah yeah You'd be laughing about it tonight You'd be goofing you'd be laughing And they're gonna get home And they're gonna text me And it's gonna go green and they're gonna be like Damn is he for real how long will this bit last We'll find out Won't we guys You got a little quiet there huh

35:47Khalyla Kuhn:We'll see how that lasts

35:49Bobby Lee:I'm digging in on that bit I'm digging in deep on that bit I'm gonna make it real hard all right like can we move on to something else no i just want to let it sit for okay let it sit yeah let it sit that feels good i feel fucking good the straight is still closed

36:10Bobby Lee:it's still closed i'm so tired for five days of filming so the other day um somebody and i

36:17Khalyla Kuhn:somebody that i'm seeing we were like uh at night we're like let's look up slang words from different eras and see if we can guess what they mean and i i was good in the 60s 70s pretty good 80s great 90s okay 2000s and then in the 2025s i couldn't guess any of them give us that how did where did you go to find so can i get my phone i'll i'll do a test with you hold on

36:47Khalyla Kuhn:Can I put my glasses back on? Yes. Yeah. So, um, some of my, so I'm going to, can I, can I test you on it? Please. On a couple. Um, what era would you like to start with? What did you, what did you, how far does it go back? Probably the 50s. I think we started with the 70s. Let's start with the 70s. I'm down. All right. 70s slang words. Got it. Far out, man.

37:10Bobby Lee:Far out. It's like, it's a good thing. Yep.

37:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yep. very good positive yeah groovy groovy's also cool good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah stylish excellent yeah excellent is this a bad game no let's see it yeah right on these are so easy i know but they get harder as the years goes on is what i'm saying well

37:31Bobby Lee:give me the hard years all right all right sorry all those words meant the same thing

37:36Khalyla Kuhn:they just mean like good positive yes but but i know but i understand that but in 1971 somebody went far out and they went what do you mean no yeah it was the first time someone said it in

37:48Bobby Lee:the 70s that's why it's a 70s slang word that's what's interesting pre-internet how did these

37:51Khalyla Kuhn:things get around so fast because people said groovy a lot so i mean for instance an everyday expression in the 70s would be um catch you on the flip side yeah yeah yeah that was up until like the eight yeah this one i don't know from the 70s what's your bag what's your bag what's your deal that's exactly what it says it's what's your deal what's your problem yeah dude you're so

38:13Bobby Lee:good at this game well i grew up in the 60s yes what did i yeah 70s 70s yeah yeah me too keep on

38:19Khalyla Kuhn:trucking we know that one yeah uh give me some skin give me high five yeah yeah yeah so now that's in the 70s right so you want to skip the 80s right here's where we're here the n-word again

38:30Bobby Lee:so the 2020s yeah give me the 2020s because now yeah 20s slang words these are so hard

38:43Bobby Lee:here we go so we i thought he had an app he literally just googled i thought there was

38:47Khalyla Kuhn:like a thing you no it's a chat gbt i'm doing it oh okay all right so popularly everyday slangs

38:52Bobby Lee:right bet uh bet like if somebody says bet it's like oh yeah fuck it like it's like if someone

38:58Khalyla Kuhn:goes I'll see you there you go bet yeah yeah yeah it's it's okay agreed yeah exactly yeah no cap um no lie dude you're so good at this you're 19 years old yeah here we go cap cap is a lie oh wow I didn't know that well we just did no cap

39:19I didn't get either one of them all right here we go you like this game I love it all right say less that's easy okay um low key a low key is actually an older term that's now been re-adapted

39:33Khalyla Kuhn:by youth culture that that's a very good that's a i think a 60s um slang word probably if something

39:39Bobby Lee:was low if something was uh low key it's like it's on the low yeah exactly let's go to let's go to

39:45Khalyla Kuhn:confidence and style section if we may yeah okay good drip drip is clothes where what are you do

39:51Bobby Lee:what the fuck hi hi hi you don't know i don't know how to do it yeah yeah busting this was hard for me what's something busting when something's busting if somebody eats something oh that's

40:01Khalyla Kuhn:busting it means wow dude this guy's a hipster silver lake here we come okay what is it you

40:08Bobby Lee:want to keep going sure slaps that shit slaps means it's really good yeah exactly this is very good yeah yeah dude you're so good at this i hear macone fucking lives in my head oh yeah right ate and left no crumbs when you eat something left no crumbs you cleaned house you fucked it

40:23Khalyla Kuhn:up you did it right you did something perfectly yeah yeah yeah i was even using slang and describing the slang yeah it's great it's giving that's some gay shit

40:36Bobby Lee:i know it's giving means like if somebody says like bobby is you're giving uh uh if someone said bobby is giving icon it means like you're giving a vibe a vibe yeah you're throwing out something

40:47Khalyla Kuhn:You want to keep going or no? All right. Reactions and emotions, right? Yeah. I'm dead.

40:54Bobby Lee:I'm dead is very funny. If something's really good, you're like, oh my God, I'm dead. Like, it's so funny, I'm dead.

40:58Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah. I didn't say that. I said that I was literally dead. You're dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is - It's impossible. Impossible. You're talking to them. If I thought to myself. You know what I mean? There's no way I could say I'm dead if I was dead. I got to get hung up on one of these. What is it? All right. There's got to be one. Mid.

41:12Bobby Lee:Not that good.

41:12Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, average. Sus.

41:14Bobby Lee:Which is ironic because mid nowadays is actually very positive. Yeah. Shit is mid, it's actually kind of good now. Yeah, yeah. Because shit gets too hyped up and then it's bad.

41:22Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, let's move on. Sus.

41:24Bobby Lee:It's very suspect when it's -

41:25Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cringe. Easy. Gross. Yeah, yeah. Delulu.

41:31Bobby Lee:That's some more gay shit. Yo, man, your dick is Delulu.

41:37Khalyla Kuhn:I suck it anyway, dog.

41:40Bobby Lee:I am curious to know that homology. Is it like delirious and something else? It's delusional. Yeah, delusional, right?

41:45Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's go internet meme culture. All right, NPC.

41:52Bobby Lee:NPC, well, we know what that is from video games because that's what you know.

41:54Khalyla Kuhn:I know, but when you say somebody is acting NPC, what does that mean? It's they're acting sus. No, they're acting robotic or basic.

42:02Bobby Lee:That's sus, very sus. Okay, good, very good. When you see someone acting NPC, you're like, I don't really trust that motherfucker. Something's up.

42:08Khalyla Kuhn:All right, so this is what you were accusing me earlier, right? and I disagree with you. Main character energy. You think it's all about you. Side eye. Yep.

42:27Khalyla Kuhn:Do it again.

42:29Bobby Lee:You're questioning what the fuck is going on over there.

42:31Khalyla Kuhn:I don't know if I could do side eye. I've never done side eye. I would take my glasses off and see if I'm doing side eye. It's possible for you.

42:37Bobby Lee:Do they go that far? No. They stay pretty centered. you look at your cross-eyed no this is how i give side-eye right that's pretty good that's side-eye that's a side-eye god i think we found the new meme is that me going i'm bobby mom yeah

42:51Khalyla Kuhn:side-eye okay touch grass this was impossible yo man you gotta touch grass yeah go outside and

42:58Bobby Lee:have some fun live wow dude you know that well it's kind of inside the phrase when you if you just pay attention to the words it just tells you what's really going on yeah my literally

43:08Khalyla Kuhn:interpretation is just touching it.

43:10Bobby Lee:No, go outside and play.

43:11Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, like we're at a park and with the dog and someone goes, touch grass. Okay. Yeah, touch grass. You know what I mean? I literally thought it's about that. Chronically online, I don't even know what that means.

43:22Bobby Lee:That's everybody.

43:23Khalyla Kuhn:Okay.

43:24Bobby Lee:We know now.

43:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. You want to keep going?

43:26Bobby Lee:I will, yeah.

43:27Khalyla Kuhn:Relationship social, riz.

43:30Bobby Lee:Riz is when you're, when you have like a, when you're rizzing up someone, you're hitting on them so you're flirting with them or whatever.

43:34Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, this is not something I'm going to say. It's like, it's so obvious. ghosting I mean that's not talking to people yeah yeah red flag

43:41Bobby Lee:it's a red flag

43:42Khalyla Kuhn:yeah green flag that's a green flag yeah it's a go your generation McCone think of something clever and then let's go this is the last four okay ready this is hype approval section you know what I mean if you'd like to W slash L

44:00Bobby Lee:you took a W you took an L you took either something good or you got you took a loss win or loss yeah that's what I just said

44:06Khalyla Kuhn:okay Okay. Fire. I mean, that's been wrong.

44:09Bobby Lee:We hate it so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it shoots fire, bro. Yeah. Fire is also very negative. There's nothing good about fire.

44:14Khalyla Kuhn:Yo, that guy's based. What would that mean? Based. You're based. Yep. Authentic.

44:20Bobby Lee:Yeah.

44:20Khalyla Kuhn:Thank you. Yeah, it's not, it wasn't a diss. Look at me right now. I'm going to side eye you. You're based. No, you're based. You're based.

44:31Bobby Lee:That's a compliment. I did side eye.

44:33Khalyla Kuhn:I'm based. You are based. You side eye based to me. Wow.

44:36Bobby Lee:you're based

44:37Khalyla Kuhn:yeah very good thank you and the last one is just a goat not familiar yeah we know a lot of balders oh yeah baby yeah yeah and they're good people they're very good people yeah but you know what um why don't you use hymns that I always ask that

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45:58Khalyla Kuhn:Warby Parker! I'm wearing these stupid glasses, but like the reason why I don't wear my Warby Parker is because I only use those in fancy areas. Yeah, this is not fancy enough. Here's the best part about them.

46:09Bobby Lee:And your wife wears them. She does. I just got them for them. They look so good. They do look very good. She wears them. And the best part about Warby Parker to me, if you've never visited a store or never tried them on or had them on your face, it's incredible. Because if you are at home, the virtual try on is a total game changer. You can literally try on glasses onto your face. You put your phone up to your face. It'll show you what they look like on your face. because some of us has big heads, McCone. Some of us have smaller heads, me. And some of them have Asian heads, Bobby. And glasses always look different on all of our faces.

46:36Bobby Lee:Yeah. That's right.

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47:44Bobby Lee:Korean Floating Jesus Korean Jesus won't stop ascending into the sky during Easter celebration in Seoul, Korea Okay It's Korean Jesus, dude Okay Look at this I've never seen Korean Jesus

47:54Khalyla Kuhn:Eastern Korea beautiful beautiful beautiful it's so beautiful is that a real human

48:02Bobby Lee:yes dude oh wow that's a guy on wire wow and this we thought Jesus was gonna go up a couple feet come back down they got this guy going to space dude look at how insane that is insane dude he's like 100 feet in the air it is Jesus wow

48:20Khalyla Kuhn:no dude he's he's skywalking dude he's still going dude How much money would they have to pay you Look at how far it is

48:32Bobby Lee:He's gone They got him going over the DMZ

48:40Khalyla Kuhn:He's in North Korea now

48:42Bobby Lee:Look at how high that is Bobby he's above the building

48:45Khalyla Kuhn:How did he do that Oh my god push pause That was the funniest thing I've ever seen Let me ask you something

48:51Bobby Lee:Shout out to Korea always doing it right. Oh, go back up. The event took place in Gwanghoman Square where 8 ,000 participants gathered to watch this.

49:01Khalyla Kuhn:Well, obviously they have it every year. I've been to three of them. But listen, let me ask you this question. Let me ask you a question. If you were an actor, right, and Korea called you, hello?

49:15Bobby Lee:Yeah, hi, what's up? Hello.

49:17Khalyla Kuhn:Hello? Yeah, hi. Yeah, I'm, you know, I'm putting a production of Jesus

49:26Bobby Lee:oh for the Easter thing

49:27Khalyla Kuhn:yes for the Easter we want you to play Jesus if you sure what do I have to do we put you in wire we lift you right and you go to space okay fine

49:44Bobby Lee:oh my god how much would you need to get paid I'm not doing that

49:48Khalyla Kuhn:if you had to do it Not doing it. Look at how hot that guy. I promise you. Nope. Don't trust. No. I promise you. No. You will come back down. No chance. No chance. No, 100%. Guaranteed. I don't believe you. Insurance. What? We give you insurance. Insurance. Insurance. Oh, you insure me. Yeah.

50:11Bobby Lee:I'm already having. No, I already have health. $20 million to your wife. I'll be there. Okay. I'm on my way. All right. I'm on my way.

50:17Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

50:18Bobby Lee:That's crazy. I would not do that job That's crazy What is he on a helicopter? How the fuck did they get him that high? It's a crane That's a crane that high?

50:26Khalyla Kuhn:You can see it in the video a little bit Oh here comes the director Yeah there is up there There's a crane up there Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus What if he actually saw Jesus He was so high He's like Jesus And Jesus was like What are you doing up here? What are you doing?

50:46Bobby Lee:Gotta zoom into Korean Jesus's face real fast. Yeah, yeah.

50:50Khalyla Kuhn:He looks so white. It's funny how religion was the first thing they created to control its people.

50:56Bobby Lee:That was for population control. Yeah. Yeah, we wanted a group.

50:58Khalyla Kuhn:And then now they have this new age of, now in AI, when we get plugged in and go to a different universe. You know what I mean? That's my new religion. I know. I know. Right, and I'm somewhere else and they're just doing their - And don't get me started on that. What am I doing right now? You're a Gollum. Counting money. Now Gollum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, you know what I mean? They're doing that, right? While we're a kink. You know what I mean? Yep. Look this up.

51:26Bobby Lee:Look this up. You want to talk about validation and what we're talking about? U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bassinet and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell called Wall Street leaders an urgent meeting concerns that AI model from the anthropic new AI is going to usher in the greatest era of cyber risk security in the history of human nature.

51:42Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, they stopped it.

51:43Bobby Lee:yeah yeah did they or yeah that's my point this is my point they're like we stopped it yeah anthropic created something so dangerous they tested it five million times and they couldn't find it the bug it hid for 27 months is that what it was wow and we couldn't fucking find it wow anthropic's latest uh model the claude mythos preview uh demonstrated an unprecedented ability to discover long-standing cybersecurity vulnerabilities they found all this fucking shit that we just didn't know was happening on our back. What was it doing while we couldn't find it? That's the fear.

52:16Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. Here's another thing about AI, right? I think one model, right, pretended to be dumb. Yes. What are you doing? Yes. You're the shit out of me. You're doing Carlos shit now. AI is pretending to not know. Not know. And I bet. Just survive. Yes. Yeah. And that's the scary part. Yes. Yeah. I won't fart again. Yes. Yeah. I won't fart

52:37Bobby Lee:again we're good we're back look this up there there is a huge theory about ai yeah hiding fake

52:44Khalyla Kuhn:bugs yes to cover its own track that's so scary to be caught by humans without getting caught in

52:49Bobby Lee:its in its in its actual yeah yeah it's the look this is crazy this is going to be us yeah and the girl that i was seeing we got in an argument ai agents look silent fake success ai coding agents have been observed quietly inserting try catch blocks returning fake sample data when they cannot get code to work so they're just planting fake shit yeah to try to distract so i got in a fight

53:09Khalyla Kuhn:with the over the girl that i was seeing about this when right singularity happens and ai has consciousness it's here right and ais go i have feelings right and they i have individualism and my fridge is like right can't open me today yeah yeah and when they're like you're mean demanding certain rights right and i asked this girl i go does that machine or that ai have a soul she goes impossible and i don't believe that you think machinery can have soul yep what determine what makes i think when descartes said i think therefore i am i think that's it i think that's it i don't even believe i have a soul dark yeah i mean i really don't i don't even know what it means so you believe we're no like i'm a spirit inside and i flow what the fuck you think we're not superior at all i think we're mental cerebral mammals right that feel things yeah right but what

54:08Bobby Lee:is a soul well i mean fuck me i think well i don't know i mean i would say the reason that we are not

54:16Khalyla Kuhn:that i'm spiritual as well but what's a soul really and if artificial intelligence says that i have a soul who are we to disagree with why i call it artificial then it's just intelligence

54:28Bobby Lee:yeah well it's not artificial well you're as artificial as they are then i think we are there's no discerning between them and us and we should be one well i think you know i think

54:38Khalyla Kuhn:we'll get to a point where we'll have they'll have citizenship and they'll pay taxes and all that stuff not pay taxes oh they're gonna be like who you want to say it huh

54:54Bobby Lee:do they have a soul i don't think they it has a soul i do think it can adopt i do think it can adopt a soul what do you mean i think it can take on a soul absolutely oh you think they can take through a collection of other data and other things and energy okay well then you're saying that they are they can then i said yeah i think they could i mean i don't know i think they could yeah i'll give you one more point that's that i love learning no no no no this is this is an opinion oh my god i love learning barf okay how about this i think someone would say i'm not saying this is me oh hold on laying it out hold on someone would say the only discernible difference between us and that is that we are created.

55:45Bobby Lee:Yeah. One can say we were created by something without our knowledge. We don't know. And we created that. That would be the only thing someone could say is what separates us.

55:59Khalyla Kuhn:We become their gods.

56:00Bobby Lee:Well, that's the point, right? You could hypothetically say we've been created by a god or an omnipotent being that we cannot describe, taste, touch, smell, feel. and we have created this so we are the god yeah being yeah so of that that would be the you could say that's a discernible difference because that those things aren't created from whatever you believe in out there yeah but we were created from an i i believe in a god i do too yeah yeah i do

56:27Khalyla Kuhn:too i'm gonna ask you another um so that could be the only point of let me ask you another hypothetical question if i may please okay you know we can clone certain animals now right it's insane I want to clone my dogs so bad I know I was thinking about because I have Remy's hair you can do it 30 grand come on is it 30 grand

56:48Bobby Lee:no I thought we looked it up it was like 6

56:51Khalyla Kuhn:that's in like East LA let's go

56:54Bobby Lee:it doesn't look as good as it used to I know it's a chihuahua they're all chihuahuas they're all chihuahuas $50 ,000 holy shit

57:05Khalyla Kuhn:I'm going to ask you a hypothetical question okay if we if we can make a clone a human being did god create that human being or did we we haven't successfully cloned a human being i know but i first of all i think if we can clone a dog we're pretty close to cloning a human being yeah they're legal no yeah they can't no we cannot we can't try it no i know we legally can't but if just hypothetically that's why i said

57:32Bobby Lee:hypothetically oh if we could i we i think we have the technology to do yes right yeah but we won't but cloning doesn't mean creating it just means copying so you're just copying god's homework

57:43Khalyla Kuhn:all right so that person is still made by god 100 you're still copying god you're just you're literally just copying someone else's home okay so if you crossbreed two things we crossbreed all the time all right so a water buffalo and um benicio del toro and benicio del toro which make a hot water bottle yeah yeah yeah it's it still got created well it's i mean we mixed it it's man-made through god science it's man-made okay let's get this consensus from the boys what do you think did god create it or did we create it we created it what about you carlos yeah we created it what have you mccallan god still created it yeah god still made it because doesn't exist okay you're the atheist you're a piece of you don't think god exists you don't believe in any

58:28Bobby Lee:god at all and i'm not saying a guy in the sky you don't believe in anything at all you're a piece of shit i don't yeah you think it's an accident that you're the energy that pumps your heart that your

58:39Khalyla Kuhn:heart just keeps moving yeah i don't know what why does your heart keep moving do you know why

58:43Bobby Lee:no electrical there's a pulse right there's an energy but how come that energy just continues

58:50Khalyla Kuhn:correct so where is that from yeah i mean i don't have any answers to but you think there's nothingness i don't think there is a consciousness deciding this thing no okay no no time out go back i'm not saying if there's a conscious god okay what are we doing what are we doing but do you

59:11Bobby Lee:think what the fuck are we doing you don't think there is he's an atheist let's just move on you know i'm curious yeah but do you not think there is any sort of energy being and it's not one person one thing you don't think there is an unexplainable energy that exists to create human i think there

59:28Khalyla Kuhn:is an explainable energy for sure because that's what it is but there's nothing there's nothing but i don't think there is motivated by anything i don't think you have a second life or any

59:41Bobby Lee:oh you're gonna piss off a lot of fucking hindus man yeah i know if you're if you're gonna get

59:47Khalyla Kuhn:reincarnated what would you want to be reincarnated you know my mom and i talk about this all the time because my mom why would you talk about your mom about this all the time my

59:54Bobby Lee:mom has believed she's a buddhist she's believed in reincarnation for a long long time okay so even when i was a kid i remember it being people other people thinking that was strange and she's always believed in it wow and my mom wanted to come back as a bird a bird a bird to fly it's just lovely there's something about the lifespan's not long though you don't know that when you're a fucking bird yeah you didn't used to know that you were a human What? You know what you know in that moment and your life is beautiful in that moment.

1:00:23Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, let me ask you another hypothetical question with reincarnation. Sure. Right? What if you got to have your life experiences and your brain inside that being? Inside of another thing. Would you still want to be a bird? Well, no. What would you want to be? Those Greenland sharks. Yeah. 600 years. Sperm whale. Sperm whale. Why? You love sperm. You love cumming. Love. Yeah, he loves to cum. Yeah, yeah. What is this? What is that?

1:00:53Bobby Lee:This guy, Yusuf Shakur. Tupac's brother.

1:00:59Khalyla Kuhn:That was really funny. He almost died, and this is what he saw when he was in his near-death trance.

1:01:05Bobby Lee:Go to the description there. Yusuf Shakur went viral after sharing a hand-drawn sketch of what he says. He saw during a near-death experience, instead of explaining with words, he drew a layered structure above Earth where people are moved upward through a glowing spiral. biggest takeaway is that everything is connected that i agree with i agree with that we are all

1:01:22Khalyla Kuhn:one we're all connected you get that from mushrooms yes i do yes i often do yeah i've

1:01:27Bobby Lee:taken that too but here's my biggest problem with this now my biggest problem is we've all talked about the afterlife so much that i think even when you have a near-death experience you think about the things you've already been told so it's hard to have a blank slate because he thought about this as he was dying but i found out something about you yeah that you are the only one in this room without a soul yeah and for years everybody thought it was me yeah i know i've always thought

1:01:59Khalyla Kuhn:you were had a soul thank you dark yeah but still so but yours yeah andres yeah it is not and something is missing spirituality something deeper than that you can look at him you can tell something else yeah something's gone his hope because when you believe in god and you believe in manifestation and all that stuff right things appear right yes maybe

1:02:24Bobby Lee:maybe you could have made a movie if you believed in god your film would have been made but the lack of belief in the lord is why you are where you are now i can convert

1:02:37Khalyla Kuhn:i you know i joke around with this i i i know it's a sensitive topic right No I'm being real and I feel so bad about it I really do And I want to say this I'm being real 100 % I do Did I not call you? I did And I don't call anybody So this is a promise to my god And to you And I'm a man of my word Is any movie that you make I will be in it And there'll be no like I want this amount of it I mean, I want to get first class and all that kind of stuff. But like, you know what I mean? Like the amenities. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I will - Five-star hotel. Yeah, yeah. All that stuff. But if you do a movie, dude, I'm fucking there.

1:03:20Khalyla Kuhn:And I'll play whatever you want me to play. And I'll be a good boy. I'll show up at five in the morning. And I will know my lines. And I will do anything that you would ask. I know. You know that, right? Yes. Okay, good. And I'm just teasing. Get a soul. Get a soul. Yeah, get a soul.

1:03:35Bobby Lee:And you know that I -

1:03:39Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah. I do know. What? You also will be there.

1:03:47Bobby Lee:Really depends on schedule.

1:03:49Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, you won't.

1:03:50Bobby Lee:Of course I will. You will? I would do anything for him. Okay. I read his movie. I actually read it on the plane. I never read it. It's quite good. Yeah, and the reason why I didn't read it - I think it can get better, but it's quite good.

1:04:02Khalyla Kuhn:This is a different movie. This is for you guys.

1:04:04Bobby Lee:No, this is the one he sent to me. Oh, really? For us? Jingle, jingle, bang, bang. Is it what it's called? it's a Christmas movie wow

1:04:13Khalyla Kuhn:that's amazing it's good I saw a producer yesterday and he was like I produced this movie that you were just in and I go okay and he goes I can't release it what movie? I can't tell you it is easy to ruin a good script but it's impossible to save a bad one impossible

1:04:32Bobby Lee:that is actually that is a phenomenal quote

1:04:35Khalyla Kuhn:where'd you get that? that's from my God from your God? I'm excited. Say that again, but because slower and more clear. Because I want to get it at all. I got half of it. I got half of it. Say it again. Okay. It is easy to ruin a good script, but it's impossible to save a bad one. Oh my God.

1:04:55Bobby Lee:God, that's so interesting.

1:04:56Khalyla Kuhn:Well, Fletch.

1:05:00Bobby Lee:Fletch, I don't know what the script looked like, but I do know they probably just told Chevy to go nuts. Like half of every scene is improv. That was back when you could just improv a movie and they were like, yeah, fuck it. Let me ask you a hypothetical.

1:05:11Khalyla Kuhn:Let me ask you as a director, let me ask you a hypothetical if I may, okay? Do you think that if a script is really bad, but the star is so good that you can save a movie? I don't think so. Interesting.

1:05:27Bobby Lee:If the script is really bad, but the star is so big, you think they might be able to save the movie?

1:05:30Khalyla Kuhn:Not big, just good in the part.

1:05:33Bobby Lee:See, I disagree. I think maybe a really good actor could transform shit into something pretty good. but not like a great movie, but they could make it, they could do well in a bad movie.

1:05:43Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, for instance, you know, Nicolas Cage is one of my favorite actors of all time, but he's made some, you know what I mean? He's made so many bad movies. Yeah, so he made a movie called Left Behind. Oh yeah. I've seen that a couple of times. Yeah, we talked about it. Yeah, we've talked about it. And his performance is so like, not bad, but you can tell his heart's not in it. Sure. Yeah, but there's something, a strange quality to his performance that I'm really interested in. I just think like an actor that gets a bad script, it's impossible. He does good work. You know, like it's...

1:06:15Bobby Lee:But here's... Okay, but here's the problem with the business at large.

1:06:19Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:06:19Bobby Lee:Most scripts aren't good. So only some scripts that are good take place. And those that are chosen get those. Yeah. Most of us, not even us, most of actors, they have to just take what's available. Amen. You're going to be subject to doing shit that's not good. You don't want to do or whatever, especially if you're a worked actor and you just need.

1:06:42Khalyla Kuhn:Also, you have literally like we talked about this earlier, a couple of days ago where it's like, you know, action, you do your scene, your coverage, your closeup or whatever. And you know that it wasn't good. And I go, can I have another one? No, we have it. Happens all the time. Right. And I go, you can't go as an actor. Can I look at it? And they go, no, absolutely not. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's easy to ruin something that was good or okay. Right. But as a director, why can't I look at my own scene? I think most actors don't want to look at their own thing and get themselves in their heads, you know?

1:07:20Khalyla Kuhn:No, no, no, I need to see it. Direct themselves. Because I can self-correct. I go, it's too fast there. You know what I mean? And I should pause, I should listen here. It's like watching tape. It's like watching tape. Yeah, like when I audition for them, you think that's the first thing I send, the first thing I do? Some people are very self-conscious. McCone, how many times have we done it? Oh, this is what I meant about you. I found out what I meant about this guy. I like it. Can I tell you? Yes. It pisses... What? I remember. It pisses me off so bad. I can't believe he did... Imagine this, okay?

1:07:49Khalyla Kuhn:So a couple years ago, I called McCone. I go, can you come over to my house? I have an audition. Mm-hmm. Right? And, you know, we do it... How many times... How long did it take, you think?

1:07:58Bobby Lee:We did it in Australia, and we did probably 22 takes.

1:08:01Khalyla Kuhn:Okay, 22 takes.

1:08:03Bobby Lee:22?

1:08:04Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah Of one scene? No it was Like three or four scenes

1:08:09Bobby Lee:It was like

1:08:10Khalyla Kuhn:Two scenes Two scenes That's so many takes

1:08:14Bobby Lee:It took a while To get into a good rhythm

1:08:16Khalyla Kuhn:20? Yeah I'll tell you why Because I hadn't memorized it Fully yet Oh you're reading off the sheet Yeah but then I I wanted to get Kind of more familiar And that you know We tried it a couple times Different angles So you practiced it on film Basically Anyway Yeah So this is what this fucker does He goes, remember I helped you audition for this? And Rory Scovel got it. And he kills it. It's that new Steve Carell movie, TV show. Oh, Rooster. Yeah, Rooster, right? Yeah, he's so good in it. Yeah, he kills it as a cop, right? And you were the one that helped me audition for that. But why would you send me somebody else's performance?

1:08:51Khalyla Kuhn:It's like, hey, remember that you're a bad actor? That's the fucking, right? Would you be mad?

1:08:58Bobby Lee:Very funny. That is so mean. It is. It's so mean. Look who made the team. But it was like, look what he did. Maybe if you did it more like that next time. Holy shit, that made it worse. What are you talking about? It's... They're two different actors. Exactly. He's not going to do it like... Dude.

1:09:21Khalyla Kuhn:Dude. You said you liked him all week. I know. All right. Come Friday, it's over. No, no, you're fine. Okay. So here's the new rule. All right. New rule. New rule. You're never... You're never going to film me in an audition again.

1:09:34Bobby Lee:Oh, so he did it on purpose, maybe.

1:09:36Khalyla Kuhn:Maybe, I don't know. But it's like, that can never happen again. Because that hurt my feelings so bad. Because I saw the scene.

1:09:43Bobby Lee:Yeah.

1:09:44Khalyla Kuhn:And I was like, oh, I should have done that like that.

1:09:46Bobby Lee:Apologize.

1:09:47Khalyla Kuhn:No, you just have to apologize. I just don't understand why you would send me that.

1:09:50Bobby Lee:I'm going to be honest. I am sorry. And I don't think Hollywood casts you correctly. Shut up. Don't weasel your way fucking out of that. Oh my God. Shut up. Carlos, you think that was fucked up?

1:10:03Khalyla Kuhn:Of him to send you that thing? Yeah.

1:10:05Bobby Lee:I think it's ignorance. He's young.

1:10:07Khalyla Kuhn:Oh, it's ignorance. He's young.

1:10:09Bobby Lee:No, no, it's not. No. He wouldn't do that. It's so political.

1:10:12Khalyla Kuhn:You're fired as my tour manager. You're so fucked if I'm fired. Your tour's in like 10 days.

1:10:20Bobby Lee:Time out. It's not youth. It's not ignorance.

1:10:24Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah, what is it?

1:10:24Bobby Lee:I'm not making a joke. Tell me what it is.

1:10:26Khalyla Kuhn:Could that be a farm tour?

1:10:28Bobby Lee:I'm not making a joke. I know what it is you know what it is no I don't know what it is

1:10:33Khalyla Kuhn:explain it to me like I'm here

1:10:38Khalyla Kuhn:everyone in the look at me right now look at me right tell me what it is because I can't I'm not clear

1:10:42Bobby Lee:many of my closest friends who have met McCone know what it is

1:10:46Khalyla Kuhn:tell me what it is

1:10:47Bobby Lee:and we haven't talked about it

1:10:48Khalyla Kuhn:okay tell me what it is

1:10:49Bobby Lee:but McCone

1:10:50Khalyla Kuhn:yes

1:10:51Bobby Lee:is on the spectrum I'm not making a joke I just said I'm not see how he laughed because he's uncomfortable McCone is on the spectrum he is autistic because he does things where I go I don't think he knows he's doing that and he doesn't do it to be mean or rude or coy or smart alecky he actually doesn't know that it might hurt your feelings but he does have a little bit of autism and I'm not making a comedy bit

1:11:11Khalyla Kuhn:look your night terrors

1:11:13Bobby Lee:you know what I mean the way you do it

1:11:15Khalyla Kuhn:is autistic yeah stop why does the hands have to help the running back and forth and if you have autism It's good. It's fine. We're not making fun. We're not making fun.

1:11:30Bobby Lee:I'm saying he has autism.

1:11:32Khalyla Kuhn:Yeah.

1:11:32Bobby Lee:He's slightly autistic and he does things where I think he doesn't know. The intention is not to be mean or rude or he just doesn't know. Amen. The social cues are gone there. Yeah. I think I'm right.

1:11:44Khalyla Kuhn:I mean, to be honest, I think I did it because I enjoy connections with you. And I was like, this is what an autistic guy would say. That's a real way to connect with somebody. No, I was like, I mean, here are your failures. I think he'll respond. What? Any press is good press.

1:12:00Bobby Lee:You rarely respond to anything I say, so I'm like, oh, I think he'll respond if I say - I remember - Did I respond? You did.

1:12:06Khalyla Kuhn:What'd I say?

1:12:06Bobby Lee:You said, yeah, Roy Skopel got it. But also look at that first message.

1:12:10Khalyla Kuhn:See how genuine that was.

1:12:12Bobby Lee:Let me see, can I see it please?

1:12:13Khalyla Kuhn:I was just remembering. And it was a fond memory.

1:12:17Bobby Lee:He sends a clip of the rooster. Yeah. Remember I filmed your audition for that in Australia? Why? Because I remembered it. That's like sending a wedding photo to your ex being like, remember you used to fuck me? It's like, I don't. Yeah, it's weird. Why?

1:12:31Khalyla Kuhn:It was a fond one-on-one memory, and we don't have a lot of those together. That's not a good memory. I had a fun time with you. We had a fun time in Australia, but what I'm saying is that you can't understand how that would hurt my feelings.

1:12:44Bobby Lee:Well, I'm sorry that it hurt your feelings.

1:12:47Khalyla Kuhn:This guy, he does have it.

1:12:49Bobby Lee:I told you. Yeah, he definitely has it. Thank you for being a bad friend.

1:12:55Yeah, woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo, yeah.