In short
AI “mania” in enterprises—religious-style evangelism, inflated productivity claims, and widespread failure of AI investments that distort global decision-making.
Guest backgrounds
Nick Suresh is a writer and data-focused software consultancy consultant (post-grad in data science). He’s advised companies across the US and Australia for ~1.5 years, observing AI rollouts firsthand.
Key claims
AI projects fail more often than normal IT because companies go “all in” and then rationalize results. Executives and boards demand AI adoption; dissenters can be fired. Internal delusion and promotion “arms races” drive rosy reporting. LLMs may demo well, but real deployments break (mobile UI, concurrency, infrastructure), and AI can’t reliably handle domain-specific business logic or correct database/ledger queries.
Notable examples
CFO-style questions (e.g., Snowflake/Cortex) fail due to missing business nuance and unlabeled data; internal ledger calculations require human specialists. Fortune 500 anecdote: a CEO publicly challenged “100x productivity,” embarrassed a customer, and was fired; boards reportedly ordered AI use despite private doubts.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOThe Impact of AI on Decision-Making
3:21 to 4:25
Discussion on how AI is perceived and its impact on businesses.
“Hey, thank you so much for having me on again.”
Failures in AI Investments
4:25 to 5:43
Analysis of high failure rates in AI projects across companies.
“The first section is called AI Investments are Generally Total Failures.”
The Illusion of AI Success
5:43 to 7:39
Exploring the delusions around AI success in organizations.
“Are they just being like, yeah, this is making me one bazillion more productive percents.”
Prioritizing Business Problems Over AI
7:39 to 11:40
Emphasizing the importance of focusing on core business issues instead of AI.
“And I've been doing nothing but sales and onsites at companies all across Australia and the US for a year and a half now.”
Challenges of AI in Real Business Scenarios
11:40 to 14:00
Discussion on why AI solutions fail to solve specific business needs.
“Yeah, it's just like, it's like the companies that are doing well are focusing on solving business issues.”
Understanding LLM Limitations
14:00 to 19:05
Explore the challenges CFOs face when relying on LLMs for accurate financial data.
“I would like to know how much revenue we made last year.”
AI's Role in Business Decision-Making
19:05 to 21:11
Discuss the impact of AI on business operational efficiency and decision-making.
“Like the market thesis depends on the psychosis claim.”
AI's Role in Business Decision-Making
22:42 to 23:04
Discuss the impact of AI on business operational efficiency and decision-making.
“Apple Vacations, where your story starts.”
The Cult of AI in Corporate Culture
24:24 to 28:00
Examine the extreme pressures executives face regarding AI adoption and acceptance.
“It turns out, I think the worst thing was realizing that they were always sort of immature and childlike and not responsible or brave.”
The Madness of AI Adoption
28:00 to 29:05
Explore the intense pressures executives face to adopt AI despite personal skepticism.
“I am actually a little bit chilled by it.”
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The Coordination Problem in AI
29:05 to 30:20
Discuss how executives are waiting for a collective shift in sentiment against AI usage.
“So like, it's just this, I like, I don't know what to tell you.”
Executive Brainwashing and LinkedIn Psychosis
30:20 to 31:33
Analyze the impact of social media on executive decision-making and perceptions.
“Which is a thing where a bunch of people want to say a certain thing.”
The Case of Monte Carlo: AI's Redefinition
31:33 to 34:11
Understand how companies pivot their branding and messaging in response to AI trends.
“Can I talk about that brainwash piece for a second?”
The Illusion of Meritocracy
34:11 to 35:46
Debate the loss of true meritocracy in the tech industry amid AI hype.
“I have a phrase for this, which I think is novel.”
Profitability and Executive Accountability
35:46 to 37:35
Examine the disconnect between executive decisions and the reality of profitability in AI ventures.
“And now I'm realizing, you've kind of told me this in the past as well, everyone was lying about that.”
Demos and the Deception of AI
37:35 to 42:04
Investigate how AI excels at creating convincing demos that sell poorly designed products.
“Just nothing going on up there, waiting for the next input.”
The Disconnect in Software Decision-Making
42:04 to 43:57
Learn why executives often choose software without understanding its practical use.
“So you just have to impress the CIO or the CTO or the CEO enough.”
The Illusion of AI Solutions in Business
47:05 to 48:56
Understand the challenges of relying on AI-based solutions in business.
“Like if I'm talking to a random CFO, they don't know what infrastructure means in the context of IT.”
Quality and Understanding of Software
48:56 to 50:16
Examine the quality issues in software development and executive understanding.
“It kind of sounds like most software doesn't solve problems.”
The Software Industry's Fundamental Problems
50:16 to 52:35
Discuss the foundational issues within the software industry and its future.
“I've met people who earned like$300 ,000 that have never read one book.”
Cultural and Operational Insanity in Tech
52:35 to 55:15
Explore the bizarre trends and behaviors in the tech industry today.
“And more importantly, they weren't having these issues a couple of years ago.”
The Future of the Tech Industry
55:15 to 56:00
Contemplate the potential decline of the tech industry due to current practices.
The Tech Industry's Crisis and Learning from Failure
56:00 to 58:56
Explore the argument that the tech industry needs to experience a crisis to foster real change and learning.
“And in fact, what if it's not run by the smartest people?”
The Need for Change and Competence Amidst AI Hype
58:56 to 1:02:04
Discussion on the importance of competence and the inevitability of AI-related failures in business.
“And the guests right after you were the authors of a book called Crisis Engineering.”
Preparing for the Aftermath of the AI Bubble
1:02:04 to 1:04:31
Anticipating the fallout from the AI bubble and the responsibilities of those in the industry.
“A lot of these AI experts are going to be to go on LinkedIn and change their byline to AI project cleanup crew, right?”
Preparing for the Aftermath of the AI Bubble
1:05:43 to 1:07:30
Anticipating the fallout from the AI bubble and the responsibilities of those in the industry.
“on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.”
Preparing for the Aftermath of the AI Bubble
1:07:34 to 1:08:08
Anticipating the fallout from the AI bubble and the responsibilities of those in the industry.
“They've got the products, expertise, and the brands that fit your lifestyle.”
Transcript
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2:54We are back. You need to subscribe to the newsletter. You need to download the podcast you're already listening to. Take your friend's phones, download it on there. You will have failed me if you don't do this. Not really. I love you all dearly. But look, today I am joined by the incredible writer and consultant Nick Suresh, who two weeks ago put out one of the best pieces on AI I've ever read, and not just because it confirms my biases, and it's called AI Mania is Eviscerating Global Decision Making. Nick, thank you for joining me. Hey, thank you so much for having me on again. This piece was terrifying.
3:25I just want to be really clear that like this, the things that I read in here, a lot of them I was like, I assumed this was happening. I assumed that it was this bad. But to summarize the piece in short, it appears that just AI is this bordering on religious thing within business now that people get into regardless of whether it even does anything? Yeah, yeah. And, you know, I think the thing that got it so widely circulated is even that people who use AI in their work and say they're seeing benefits, a lot of the more sensible people are looking at their colleagues and going, what are you guys doing, right?
4:05Like, I think I'm a little bit faster at my job and here we have my CEO saying, let's just scrap every other project, we'll remove all the employees, we're going to have 100x productivity. And even sensible people that enjoy it are getting a little bit worried by the level the mania has gotten to. Yeah. So give me an example here. The first section is called AI Investments are Generally Total Failures. And I realize the title really does say it all there. But can you break that down for me? Yeah. So it's interesting because most projects at companies do fail, especially big companies. They're just bad at running tech projects.
4:43I've written about this well before the AI thing was big. What is fascinating is that they have an even higher failure rate for the AI projects. And again, we don't need to get into an argument with people about whether it works or not, right? We can just start with the basis of normal IT projects fail a bunch. AI projects are novel technology, so these are failing even more. And the protective factor to companies normally that they don't want to spend all their money on IT. They actually want to spend the smallest amount on IT possible, right? It's mostly a thing you're, it's a cost for the business.
5:16With AI, this is totally inverted and companies are going, I'd like to take as much budget as I can feasibly get. I'm going to put it all into this thing that I know I'm bad at. And I want to do a harder version of that. But I can't admit to anyone, I've just wasted millions and millions of dollars. So it's sort of like all the organizations on the planet are going all in on the thing they know they're bad at, playing it on hard mode, and then sort of just lying about it after the fact. And when you say lying, what do you mean? Are they just being like, yeah, this is making me one bazillion more productive percents.
5:51I'm so good at AI. I love it. Like, what are they doing? What are they actually doing with this crap? Well, okay. So it happens in a couple of ways, right? When I say lying, that sounds like very intentional. And there are people that lie because there are people that lie everywhere. But usually it's two things. Like internally, it can be a lot of delusion. There are a lot of executives out there who have funded AI projects and they don't realize that the whole organization has sort of shifted into presenting them with the rosiest view of what is happening that is possible. Like if you're a CEO who has heard good things about AI and let's say you've got two guys underneath you gunning for a promotion.
6:34Right. Those two guys are now at an arms race to talk about their AI productivity and how much AI they're rolling it across the business. That is the goal. It's not to make money. It's to be the most AI, whatever the fuck that means. So it's pretty nonsensical. But that's self-dilusion. It's very upsetting to watch. And again, it's an extreme version of what we already see, because people already lie to CEOs for promotions. This is just that on steroids. So you mentioned in here, you say you've seen 0 % success in a year and a half. is it really zero you've seen nothing I just want to be my audience is going to eat this up I realize but like I just want to make sure yes we should you know add one asterisk there because uh some people misunderstood that me seeing zero percent doesn't mean like it's zero percent across the whole world because I haven't seen every project in the world sadly some people don't have enough reading comprehension for that so you have to lay it out or you get like an AI booster who's like It's not literally zero.
7:36Some must be getting some results somewhere. I have seen nothing. And I've been doing nothing but sales and onsites at companies all across Australia and the US for a year and a half now. I don't get brought in to do them. They're things I see on the side. And I go, well, that is not working. Well, the thing I think about when I hear that people are like, actually, you haven't seen every software thing. It's just this is how AI boosters work. they want you as the defender of reality to be like prove unilaterally this is the ai is terrible if it's so bad prove it but when you ask them to prove anything they look at you and go well you know that's just the numbers just the bigger the number number i made so big this year it's the biggest i've ever seen and they refuse to show you anything real i think i've been sent the fucking erdos problem thing 15 times now and the next time someone sends it to me i'm gonna draw a gut that is a joke that's a joke i'm not gonna not gonna do anything with a gun but i am just gonna possibly imagine the saw from jigsaw sorry jigsaw from saw even they're gonna get me in the comments for that one just kind of tying them to radiate and say show me tell me what you think the erdos problem means tell me what it means tell me what you think erdos means because that's the thing these people don't have anything tangible to share and your piece kind of i read it in an airport and i was just sitting there going like fucking hell and people i did get a few looks because i was so surprised by it but it feels like your piece crystallizes everything i've been thinking for two years that just this is this weird death of starlin style situation where people are just saying god damn i love ai because if they don't say it they'll make their boss feel bad their customers feel bad and their colleagues feel bad, despite none of them getting anything out of AI.
9:29Yeah. The simple way to think about it is that any given business, you have one problem generally that is bottlenecking how you're making most of your money. And whatever you think AI can do, it's really only the correct thing to deploy that solves that one problem. It doesn't matter if you write more code, if writing code isn't the way to make more money. and I mean it's basically just like as simple as that right people are going all in on a thing that doesn't really make sense for whatever context they're inhabiting so you mentioned within the piece that you had to basically stop offering ai services or a specific one forgive me if i forgive me if i misread that but you just won't mention ai services within certain software projects because people go nutrageous over them yeah what what we found was you know we're a relatively small business and we optimize a lot for working with people we enjoy.
10:19And you're a software consultancy, just to be clear. Yes, we're a software consultancy in data specifically. So my post-grad degree was a master's in data science. I was into AI nominally before the whole LLM thing took off. And yeah, what we found was whenever we mentioned AI, two things would happen. And the one I mentioned in the piece was people would become rabidly interested in buying from us but they were also really bad customers like they made bad decisions they had cash flow issues they didn't think clearly like these were not people we wanted to work with as a matter of lifestyle but also you know it's like a lot of startups and stuff the the sort of customer where you have to take all the money up front because you're worried they're just going to scam you like these are not people you want to be in bed with.
11:07And the people we really liked, we would mention it just as an aside, and they would immediately become so disinterested because they just go, well, you know, a lot of people are trying to scam me with this right now. I'm just not interested. So we just don't talk about it at all in any context. We don't like doing it. The work's really boring anyway. But yeah, like it's just, here's another thing I can tell you. Our clients that don't talk about AI at all are like far and away the most profitable. because they're focused on whatever their biggest problem is at any given moment. It's very, very simple.
11:40Like, this is not rocket science. Yeah, it's just like, it's like the companies that are doing well are focusing on solving business issues. The companies that are doing badly are the ones getting very expensive digital fidget spinners. Yeah, like, it's as simple as that. I don't know many companies where LLMs unblock, like, whatever their core issue is. There's stuff I can think, like, maybe customer support, but I don't know much about customer support. anything where i have some subject matter expertise i'm like an llm is not the most important thing you need right now i can't think of it i would two three four boobless years into this bullshit and i am a spreadsheet hog and it doesn't do spreadsheets very well i will say people could be people would be very mad at me for this i found one use of llms one and i think i've told you about this the bloomberg terminal because it the way that you act the way that you request stuff on a Bloomberg terminal is through Python.
12:34I don't write Python. So you'd be like, Bloomberg LLM, tell me how to get this. And it gives you the code and it runs it. Boom. Simple. Probably the least, like literally just sexy search. Well done. $1.1 trillion of capex. I'm sure that was all worth it. But what's funny is the example you give in the piece of the AI chatbot thing for Snowflake feels like the things that LLM should be good at, which is a database request, right? Yeah, yeah. Why doesn't it work? Surely that is the thing that this should be good at. What is the issue there? And why don't LLM solve it? Yeah, the complexity there is, you know, I don't know much about Bloomberg terminals, although it's very funny everything you've told me about it.
13:20It's an autism portal. It's so good. Yeah. So, you know, I imagine they're fairly constrained in what they can do. So for example, you mentioned writing Python, which means someone has written a Python library that interfaces with the Bloomberg terminal and constrains what sorts of things you can ask it. So if it's very well designed and you put all the text in there, the same thing that lets me, a human, interrogate it will let an LLM do it. What's very hard at a business is a lot of that stuff is just not written down or it exists in someone's head or the real world is very, very complicated.
13:54And the very people who are, let's use this example, right? Why does Cortex not work? So you go in and you're the CFO and you type in, I would like to know how much revenue we made last year. It doesn't know all the little nuances of your business. And for something really important, you need it to be correct. But if you're making use of an LLM and you're the CFO, you can't debug whatever it put out. And that's okay when the number is totally wrong because you'll go, hey, this isn't correct. If it's off by like 5 % or 10%, you probably don't know. and exactly like with your Bloomberg terminal, right?
14:29If you looked up something really important, you might reach out to a friend and say, is this Python correct? Because I'm about to spend a lot of money on this. Yeah. And to be clear, when you make a request on the terminal, it does the Python. It's just the Python code to request Bloomberg's actual data. Like it hasn't, I imagine, don't write Python, but I imagine there is a library in this, that this is just a layer on top of it so that people like me can actually use it without just punching the, typing in like three letter things and making things pop up and then spending hours fucking with it, which of course I never did before I used the LLM side.
15:01I was, of course. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty different. But with Cortex, the search side, it seems that the problem is also the, is it making stuff up? Because I, and not being an ignoramus here, surely looking over a big database and information and pulling stuff out is what an LLM is good at. Or is the suggestion that the database layer There is not something LLMs can solve. It's just very complicated. So we were at a client site yesterday, and they have this ledger internally, which tracks all the transactions coming in and out. And there's like 40 different account types stored in all these different tables.
15:37And in different situations, you want to use different types of transactions to calculate certain things around service utilization. And an LLM looks at that, and it just goes, well, I haven't worked here for eight years, so I don't know how to run this calculation. Like, it's very, very complicated. So the data isn't labeled properly and all these other... So it's how the data is presented and looked over? Yeah, yeah. You can even label it properly, but there's a reason we have human specialists. It's the same reason I don't get an LLM to write all my contracts. I could, but instead I go to my lawyer, Ian, and I go, what should I actually do here?
16:13Yeah, it's experience versus data. Right. When we started the business, he wrote a contract for me that took a standard one. And it has things in there like I wouldn't have thought of. Like, for example, the agreement we have with clients on how long we take between email responses and how we factor in. When I was still doing PR stuff, that's exactly what I had in there. Like basic things that you wouldn't think of unless you'd experienced the thing. But it's funny because even now, even people who are anti-LLM, I will hear them say, but it's good for searching large databases. And it sounds like it isn't.
16:50Like AI is just not good at that. I specialize in the specific area, which is just like big information retrieval. It's pretty good at, you know, a database specifically in tech means something. It means systems like Postgres or whichever, which mean nothing to normal people. I would say they're pretty good at reading gigantic amounts of texts and then pointing a human at the correct place. so a good use is if we're like in a new client site and they have a million lines of some fucking thing i can go i need to look for the places where this logic might happen and they'll point me at them and it's still wrong sometimes but at least i can look that's not useless but it's like how much would i pay for that i don't know maybe like 20 a month but that's not that big a deal but that's the thing it's like even with the terminal it's the same thing it will get things wrong it never gets the numbers wrong because when it runs the numbers it's pulling them from a specific place and i still tell it if i ever touch the llm stuff run it again run it again just like and then i'll google it and i'll look up the stuff because i don't trust anything that touches him but still it's just it is a fishing expedition you can't rely on it to have any logic which i think is what most people want from search when And human beings are pretty terrible about asking for exactly what they want.
18:13And I feel like it just falls down. And the reason I keep going on about this stuff is because searching big databases and making decisions feels like 90 % of the LLM integrations I've heard about. Like, it's just, how do I do this and what does this mean? Is how people are kind of seem to at least be describing how it's useful in their business. But it can't do that, which is bad. Yeah. Yeah, at the end of the day, as long as we're constrained by having to go in and check whether the results are correct, even if we grant that they're correct most of the time, which is not always true. It's very domain specific.
18:47That just means you can't get 100 times faster. And that's what's justifying the bajillion million infinity dollars of investment, right? If we went, hey, this makes you 50 % faster. Like, all right, is that worth a trillion dollars? I don't think so. I don't think it's worth a trillion dollars. Like the market thesis depends on the psychosis claim. Also, I mean, it's meant to be artificial intelligence. Just to be clear, the intelligence part is in the name. But everything we're saying makes it sound really fucking stupid. It's not smart. It doesn't know anything. And it does dumb guy stuff. Oh, you didn't ask me in exactly the way I needed to be asked.
19:29I don't understand, mate. Sorry. I'm not going to be helpful at all. And also what we are describing is very simple stuff. It's not a trillion dollars. It's not even a 50 billion TAM industry. It's just, even if it got everything we're saying right, it still wouldn't be that exciting. Yeah. You know, I think it was, it was very interesting when it came out. It was, it was like pretty novel. When GPT-3 came out, I went, what the hell? Like this was not available when I was at university. This is fucking wild. uh i think this really sort of overstayed its welcome and it it's just so interesting because we've taken a technology that i mean if you're willing to set aside many many ethical claims around stealing from artists and environmental things like if we just hand wave all of that which i'm not happy to do but in this context for an argument i will yeah yeah if you hand wave all of that it's like all right we've made something pretty neat and then we've still somehow completely managed to fuck everything up.
20:30Like, all we had to do was be reasonable for 10 seconds about how we use this and invest in it, and we have completely failed. Everyone has gone insane.
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23:19Yeah, it's like if everyone did platform as a service and take it to a trailer. it's like wow you could just put a single line of code and now your entire ecosystem is working perfectly on this yeah it sounds like the promise that was made with pass and then just didn't happen i worked on a few of those clients it was fucking terrible explained to journalists what platform was a service man but again no everyone didn't suddenly say that no one was running their own computers anymore no one was running their own databases anymore and it's just it feels like it's completely escaped reality and you are very much in the trenches with this and one thing i did want to ask about as well was this the my favorite section of the piece heretics will be shot and the way you describe it is that there is this genuine religiosity behind this this aggressive kind of tech evangelism that says if you are not in with the ai stuff you are out of the crowd yeah and it's actually kind of scary to watch like normally when i write something i'm angry about it.
24:20And you also wasn't a lot of anger in that piece because I was more slowly realizing, yeah, I was like, hey, there are not adults running our hospitals. It turns out, I think the worst thing was realizing that they were always sort of immature and childlike and not responsible or brave. Like they've always been that way. This has just allowed them to coordinate around a thing that allows them to behave this way at the same time. And anyone that does not get on board, like, God, I've seen some pretty wild stuff. We're sort of at the point where if you tell a CEO at maybe most companies, especially big ones, right, if they're worth over a billion dollars, if you tell certain people, certain executives that you do not believe that AI is the future.
25:02And I mean those words, right? I'm not talking like have a sound business plan or you believe a specific initiative will work. If you will not sign off on statements like AI is changing everything, it will transform this business, they will just fire you. I've never seen anything like it. Even, you know, we had the cloud a while ago. People still behave the same way. It's like a little bit culty. They go, we got to move everything to the cloud. We got to move everything to the cloud. I don't think I've seen someone get fired for expressing doubt about that. But if you say something like, I don't think AI is the way for me to do my job.
25:36CEOs, I've seen multiple CEOs say things like, well, then you don't belong at this company. You know, pack your bags, get out of here. The fuck? What's the justification? well, you're against AI, which must mean you're bad at your job because we won't need people who don't use AI anymore. You know, it's just, I don't know what to say, man. Because the question of why implies there's like a coherent reason. They've gone insane. That's just, because you mentioned in here as well that doubting AI also scares their customers and that it's kind of a chain of idiocy. If you could talk about that a little bit.
26:13yeah so what was really interesting was uh i was chatting with a fortune 500 executive right i thought it was really interesting because some of the um you know two brain cell dudes on hacker news were like oh this this can't be real and i'm like i mean look it's it's a fortune 500 executive like what do you what do you want me to say it's just it's the truth and um this guy was pretty smart but his company had said some pretty crazy things so well you know do you like between you and me we're sitting here having coffee is it true or do you believe that or you know what is making you say this is it just because you need to hit certain sales numbers and it's like yes some people are very gullible and they bind to this stuff we don't really believe it internally some people believe it internally but whatever it's crazy people everywhere it was that at this company because they're huge they have tons of enterprise contracts and some of those CEOs have deals with them.
27:08And that CEO says something like, we have a 100 times speed up in productivity. And the original guy, the guy I was talking to, goes on the news and says, well, 100 times is not possible. He has embarrassed his customer. And these people can be very, very petty. So they'll cancel the contract and the first guy gets fired for insulting a customer. And we're this weird game theoretic prisoner's dilemma, you know, standoff where you can't even contradict another executive because you can't tell if they're cynically playing the game because then you can say it and they don't care. Or if they really believe it because then you've embarrassed them in public.
27:45So all of them have just sort of gone, even pretty responsible people have gone, I'm not going to disagree with them. I'm just not going to talk about this because it's too dangerous to talk about. That is fucking insane. I realize we're to say this a lot today but it's fucking insane that is one of the craziest thing that if you go on television and say you don't like something you will lose a contract over it which kind of explains what happened with the pr firm i guess i mean i don't know how they would have worked out i don't like ai but maybe there were some clues somewhere but it this is an industry gone mad this is this is the craziest thing i've heard in any and this is like a an actual information hazard situation.
28:26I am actually a little bit chilled by it. Yeah, I think it's fascinating because it's always been bad to insult your customers, obviously, but usually all your customers aren't saying the same thing at the same time in such a destructive way. When they're all saying one thing, that topic is just off limits because if you agree with them, I mean, you haven't really accomplished anything. They don't care if you agree with you. They're just like, for example, if you were the CEO at zero or something, right you're gonna have huge contracts with a bunch of big companies you can't actually say what you think on this topic because you might upset someone and i think what's been really interesting as well is seeing the pressure from boards i've had so many executives write in since i wrote that and go yeah my board has ordered me to use ai i don't believe in it but they said if i don't use ai yep boards are saying what but but i've also had board members tell me that they feel like if they don't tell everyone to use AI, they'll be removed from their position.
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29:25So like, it's just this, I like, I don't know what to tell you. It's insane. It doesn't make any sense. It's like this huge mass delusion event that I feel like we might be writing about for the next 20 years. Like, it's just fascinating. Well, I think what the, the contra to all of this is, it also feels like it could reverse very aggressively and suddenly, because if everyone's just kind of sitting around being like yeah i actually fucking hate or like there's a contingent of people that's impossible to measure of of people who are going to kind of fucking sucks i kind of fucking hate this but i'm going along with it and enough people start just saying they don't like it it just feels like one day that the mood could shift because this is what i've been predicting the whole time that just at some point everyone will stop doing ai or someone they like and respect will say fuck this i'm not doing it anymore and then everyone will walk away they're just looking for permission.
30:19Correct. We're basically talking about coordination problems, right? Which is a thing where a bunch of people want to say a certain thing. If one person puts their hand up, that person will be killed. So no one wants to put their hand up first. What you need is just some event for everyone to say the same thing at the same time. And what's interesting is we're here because a different problem was solved, which is a lot of executives and board members and people are very easily excitable. They always had this sort of latent level of mania, AI coming out in the form of LLMs, solve that problem for them.
30:53Because if you put your hand up and you said, I'm going all in on the metaverse, like that's kind of a joke. It was silly back then. So we first solve the problem by giving them something to coordinate and be frantic around. And now we're just waiting for the first like hyperscaler to collapse for the reverse event. Or just such an Adela or probably not Sundar Pichai with the way that Google's earnings just went. But someone is going to eventually just go, fuck this. I truly, I think it could be meta, but also who knows with that wacky son of a bitch, Mark Zuckerberg, what he'll get up to next.
31:28I hear he's working on a Tamagotchi. Like an actual AI power. That zany guy. He's wacky. You wacky son of a gun. It is really cool though. It kind of reminds me of your other piece I love, which is brainwashing executive today, but the most extreme version of LinkedIn psychosis, where it's just everything you do is an artifact of how much LinkedIn you consume, except everyone is LinkedIn now. Everyone. Can I talk about that brainwash piece for a second? Yes, please, please. Please do. Okay. So the whole thing in the piece is one of my executives, when I still did work for myself, came in and just asked everyone at the company about a product called Monte Carlo, which is like super niche, like fucking nerd thing.
32:13And we were like, why are you talking to all of us about this in our one-on-ones? You only talk to us once a year. This would be like my granddad coming in and going like, tell me about like quantum cryptography. Like there's no way that this is a topic you should be interested in, right? Like it's just so far out of your wheelhouse. Yeah, where'd you hear about this? Like when my kid comes in and says a new word, I'm like, where'd you hear that? Now, I did hear about this and it was LinkedIn. So they did tell me where they heard about it from, which is dire. But I don't know if you saw this, the CEO of Monte Carlo, not knowing I'd written about the company with, you know, I wouldn't say criticize them, but I had some question marks and I was like, who are you advertising to and what the hell's wrong with your website?
32:55So she took that piece and boosted it and said, it's, you know, being shared with executives and boardrooms around the world. It might be the most circulated thing in boardrooms right now. I have no way of measuring that. And then if you look up the Monte Carlo website, from someone who has just gone, you know, I like this piece. I think it raises some good points. Monte Carlo, I don't know if it's always at this, but it's now MonteCarlo.ai. And they've completely shifted their messaging because they are no longer a data observability platform. They're now an agent observability platform. Whatever the fuck that means.
33:32Jesus fucking Christ. what's great as well though is the reaction to your piece and i've been looking it up it is i occasionally see it with mine but i'm more direct with how i feel about ai people so they're less willing to share it but the amount of people i've seen sharing it who are very clearly the subject of the piece is insane to me it's just like people very funny it's just like people like yeah wow i can't believe people are missed uh people are all uh using ai for no reason i of course I'm nothing to do with this. All my AI solutions are perfect. I love AI so much, but these other imbeciles who are using it wrong, it's genuinely driving me insane, if I'm going to be honest.
34:17I have a phrase for this, which I think is novel. I might have invented this. It's the N minus two idiot solution, which is if you look around a room and you go, that guy is the smartest person in here. Everyone will agree. And in a room full of sufficiently, you know, ridiculous or compromised people, they're all okay with it because they assume they're number two. Right. So you just need to leave them enough wiggle room. What you can't do is go only one person in this room is smart. You can go two of you are smart and everyone's okay with that. They'll all agree on the first person. They all assume they're the second person.
34:51And yeah, a lot of the coverage has been, you know, this insane phenomenon. And, you know, credit to possibly the Monte Carlo CEO. Maybe she didn't say this in so many words, but maybe what she was actually saying was, I feel trapped by the situation. My whole company's pivoted to AI agents, even though it doesn't make sense. Maybe that was her gentle way of screaming into the void. I don't actually know, but it is very funny. I kind of want to do a blog at some point that's just, you can stop using AI. It's just like, literally, you can stop this at any time. You you feel trapped you can just leave you kind of did that at the end of the piece you did a very empathetic thing at the end saying here's how to deal with the organizational ai stuff if you're told this well just quit and in other situations you could also do something else it's just it's genuinely sickening it is actually sickening in a way that it pisses me off i've said this before in not so many words but this is meant to be an industry of meritocracy this is meant to be the industry where people, oh, we do things for efficiency reasons and we do things because they get good business results.
36:05And now I'm realizing, you've kind of told me this in the past as well, everyone was lying about that. They were just doing stuff that made them feel good. Yeah. I kind of wish we had that. Every so often you'll hear someone say something like, the issue with capitalism is it optimizes everything for money. We just throw away every other value for money and efficiency and productivity. And God, I wish that was true, because we somehow have like the worst of both worlds where we're throwing away other, every other value and somehow still not achieving peak efficiency, right? Like we're doing all these horrible, hideous things.
36:43And then you look, well, how much money are we making? It's like, not even that much money. We're wasting it all on data centers. I mean, the data centers alone are just fucking insane to me. I've been, what's really good as well is on the subject of meritocracy in numbers, trying to just pull together very basic things like, is any of this profitable? And asking people and them getting angry at you. Just very angry, just agitated, being like, why'd you keep asking these questions? Why'd you keep doing this? And I grew up in a rough neighborhood, I've met my fair share of scam artists, and 100 % of the time, if someone gets angry at you for asking for things like that, that's because they are full of shit.
37:23yeah yeah uh you know i was in psychology before i was in it and you see that a lot in things like multi-level marketing scams and stuff you know like they're if you go hey isn't this a pyramid scheme they've got the whole script which is like what do you mean it's a pyramid scheme what's it what's your understanding of a pyramid scheme answer me you fucker and it's yeah it's sort of the same thing here didn't we um maybe we talked about this previously but have you seen like that clip of um you know a very very gentle interview with sam altman and at the end this interviewer who clearly loves him very gently goes like so what's the plan for profitability it's just like oh yeah i've had enough of these questions no he's just like we're making way more than 13 billion dollars this year yeah you know and if you need someone to buy your stock and what's funny is satchin adela was on that call like just your boy your yeah just satchin adela just sitting there with the magic roundabout thing.
38:22Just nothing going on up there, waiting for the next input. The world's most - Just like the little monkey with the symbol that does backflips, just sitting in Sachin Adela's head. It's going - I was going to say, I'm imagining the little macOS speech ball. It's just a little spinning widget up there. The thing is, Sam Altman will never talk to me they've already told me he won't but that's because i know within five minutes he will get pissed off at me because it would just be really easy to just be like hey why don't you make any money why'd you lose so much money sam well we make money and then just you get more and more immature until he eventually tries to get at you through the screen like a dog that sees his reflection easy peasy he'd try and kill me within a day i mean there's no reason to right like no As a PR person, I would rather kill myself than put Sam Altman on a call with me.
39:21Like, I've just... That would actually be the appropriate choice. Whatever you do, do not put Ed Zich on a call with Sam Altman. Yeah, it's also... It's like only a losing proposition for him. Yeah. Because let's say he comes on and he has the greatest showing of his whole life. You know, like he just... He feels every question perfectly. that is the same outcome as just talking to another journalist that's going to jerk him off for an hour right there's no reason for him to take that risk when he can get so much positive coverage from people that aren't going to ask him any questions and i will only ask him the most annoying i'll just ask him are you happy and he'll his head will start like erupting in smoke anyway anyway so we've kind of got off topic i realized i wanted to actually talk to you and break down something that I've heard with various people, which is this whole issue of demos with AI, that AI is really good at making a good enough demo to sell to someone.
40:18And you kind of covered this before AI was as far down the hole as possible with Brainwash and Executive, but I get the sense that it's just very good at doing enough to sell an imbecile on something. Yeah. And I'm willing to be a little bit more charitable here because it doesn't have to be an imbecile necessarily. It just has to be someone who is not proficient with tech. Because when you work with something sufficiently complicated, you understand there's a lot of difficulty around the fine details and deploying a piece of software and the design and achieving business value, whatever you want to do.
40:56But as an end user, I don't really know how my oven works. I just have some knobs that I twiddle and then the oven works, right? So if you turned up and you said, you know, I've got nanobots that assemble ovens perfectly and then it does it and it bakes a pie. If I don't eat the pie or, you know, whatever, I might go, hey, that was really, really cool. And it is genuinely impressive enough that possibly no one would blame me for investing in it initially. Yeah, because you got shown something that looked plausible. Right. And not just plausible, like literally impossible prior to 2020. Like you couldn't do this sort of trick.
41:38And then the next day you start to find out like, hey, well, you know what, like this, this pie is really bad. And it turns out the oven only has one setting and sometimes it catches fire. And, you know, I still might not be an imbecile because what I saw upfront was so impressive. I would be an imbecile if I kept buying it four years later, right? Like there was a period where the overinvestment was understandable. Well, this actually kind of gets back to Brainwashed and Executive because there's the point in there that the people that buy software are often not the people that use it. So you just have to impress the CIO or the CTO or the CEO enough.
42:17And that person does not have the practical on the ground experience to make that decision, but usually does. Yes. And that is basically what makes not just this con, but like a lot of enterprise bad software possible. You just go, hey, you know, your customer support monkeys, they need a new platform. Do you want to put them on Zendesk? And then someone buys Zendesk. And as the CEO, like, you're never going to log into Zendesk. You should. I actually think, you know, most executives I meet aren't that busy. They're pretty busy. Yeah, they got nothing on. I'm serious. Yeah, like, but they absolutely could just go down and sit next to someone for like an hour and check out what their work looks like.
42:58That might do a lot more for sort of a long term company strategy than whatever they're doing, like going to big meetings. Look, there's probably some level of wealth where that's not true if you're worth personally worth enough billions. But yeah, tons of people worth hundreds of millions of dollars still take the time to do that. And again, they run very profitable companies, and they don't waste their time on this stuff beyond what's necessary.
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46:04It really is just the grimmest thing ever. And I'm guessing that the reason that LLMs are so good at creating these demos is you can vibe code together something that has buttons that work. And because the buttons work, it's good enough. Yeah, the buttons do work. And that's the thing. The buttons do work, which is why it's sort of understandable. But then you had other problems, right? Like, you know, the buttons work until you load it on mobile. And then this button disappears and that button doesn't work. or two people click the button at the same time and it puts down like, you know, it doesn't lock inventory.
46:39So now you've got minus one in the warehouse. Like all these things. And it's not that an LLM can't solve them, especially with human guidance. It's that it hasn't delivered on the promise of human takes its hand off and software is solved. It's also very likely not running on your infrastructure, right? Yeah, I mean, a lot of the time it's literally just running on a laptop and you haven't solved complex deployment issues and that kind of thing. But again, I understand, right? Like if I'm talking to a random CFO, they don't know what infrastructure means in the context of IT. So it's all basically understandable, but it's the same reason sane people don't get super excited about developments that they're not specialists in, right?
47:24I don't walk around every time there's like a new breakthrough in medicine going, oh my God, this is going to change everything. I go, I don't know how to evaluate this. I have no idea if this is game changing. I'm just going to shut up and let doctors talk about it. But this feels like, actually, I think I've kind of worked out something, which is the problem isn't so, well, the problem is the fact that you've got executives buying something that they don't really understand. But that's been a problem before. The problem is they're more incentivized to do it. Instead of that one example of an executive getting kind of brainwashed into buying Monte Monte Carlo.
47:59It's, I will buy anything with AI on it. And in fact, I believe that if I don't do this, I will be under existential threat. Yeah, 100%. And for what it's worth, that executive didn't buy Monte Carlo in the end, they just wasted a bunch of time. And I suspect if Monte Carlo had AI on their front page, they would have bought it, right? Just instantly. I think they would have been like, yeah, especially because with this whole thing where no one is actually using the tools. It lets you tell your CEO that you've made an investment in AI and it's transforming something. Don't ask any questions about what it's transforming.
48:36It's actually hard to make businesses more profitable, especially established ones, right? Startups can do whatever they want because they have nothing to lose. But if you've been in business for five years or 10 years or 20 years, there's a lot of things you're doing and it's not as easy as just going, claw double my profits. If that worked, we'd already be seeing it. That doesn't work. It kind of sounds like most software doesn't solve problems. Well, I don't mean that. I don't mean that no software solves any problems. I just mean people regularly buy software that does not actually improve their companies.
49:10Yes, that is pretty common. And this is not an LLM point, right? This is just generally true. Yeah, yeah. And I really, I must be clear. I mean this on a much larger scale than LLMs. Yes. I would say a lot of software does not deliver on its promises. They tend to have much stronger sales teams than they have. Firstly, literally programmers, like the programmers tend not to be very good at a lot of companies. I had to explain to a physio yesterday that we're not a regulated field. Like this blessed, very happy man was just like, oh, yeah, they wouldn't let you program a computer without like a license.
49:47I had to study physio for so long.
49:53I know. I felt like I was breaking his heart. That's really fucking good. I don't know. I kind of think you should have to now. Okay. I kind of think we need a computer licensing. Well, maybe, right? Like anything else serious. Like, you know, if you want to be a firefighter, you train, you take it seriously. Yeah. I had to explain to him, like, hey, man, like, they'll let you program if you've read zero books on the topic. Right? You can be a principal engineer. And he went, that can't be true. I've met people who earned like$300 ,000 that have never read one book. Like it's. Yeah. It's so good.
50:30To be clear, that regulation of to do software engineering at a company, you need a license. Maybe not. But I think we can extend it to you can only use social media on a sit down computer. That's a good start. And you can only talk about programming if you've read these three books. Like you have to qualify to be able to post about it. You can't post about it. Yes, I think it would be helpful if we had some sort of accreditation that lent some trustworthiness to the right people. Because I don't even read comments I get on things anymore. I do emails. If someone emails me, I'll read it. But like the quality of comment is so bad.
51:10And it's not just people that, you know, disagree with me. A lot of them have literal reading comprehension issues. I rarely get like an actual critique on what I've written. I get critiques of what people think I've written. But even sometimes people will agree with me and I'll see they've also missed the point. And I'm like, well, I'm just going to stop reading these. But to answer your question, though, about software, you know, not being very good, there's the quality issue of a lot of programmers aren't very good. You can have badly programmed stuff that is still good enough to deliver value to someone.
51:41But a lot of software is fundamentally ill-conceived. So an executive will hear some pitch that's like, well, if you get this software, you you'll have 10 % more throughput on your customer support whenever. A lot of the time, that is just not true. So they do the whole migration into a new system, and there's just no outcome at the end of it. They just don't see an improvement. That's, I mean, it really just feels like the entire software industry is based on nothing at this point. It's just, I keep thinking of calamity at this point, because we've got tons of people coding with LLMs, not reading the code anymore.
52:19You've got software being bought by people that don't use it and don't really understand it. And now just a mass acceleration of that problem that already existed for 10 or 15 years. I think probably the problem we're discussing is probably at least 15 years because it's like a very SaaS-based problem because software as a service allowed you to subscribe to software rather than buying an expensive license up front, which sounds good right up until you're in year three and there's been three price increases and you realize you're paying Oracle. but it feels that we're just accelerating dramatically towards something breaking somewhere at scale like i i really am i mean we were talking about github last night right yeah oh my god the github outages have been so funny i've been really enjoying them they uh i think i mentioned uh that that uh what was it called oh my god i'm i'm gonna disappoint my friends so much forgot the name of the piece but it's uh about github and like their massive outages uh it's it's by efron lake github used by basically every every person in software engineering and it it has the uptime of an unstable startup with two thousand dollars yeah i would say a startup with two thousand dollars can achieve higher uptime than that like i that's actually probably true there look there's some uh extenuating circumstances like GitHub deals with a volume of traffic that a startup doesn't, but they're not broke, right?
53:52Like what's going on here? And more importantly, they weren't having these issues a couple of years ago. Like they're doing something wrong. I've heard it's related to, you know, Azure migrations from inside Microsoft. It probably doesn't help that they're slinging LLM slop everywhere too uh in in that post by uh by efron he he did talk about how almost every change log they've had has just used the word agent and ai over and over he never sees the word oh yeah yeah there's no like stability or the word improvement it's just agentic i think that there are now 11 different companies that claim you can do agents with credit cards now as well it's just like that It's like the tech industry is all just kayfabe.
54:34Sorry, what do you mean agents with credit cards? What does that mean? Well, that's a good fucking question, Nick. They are suggesting that you can connect an API of some sort to an AI agent, and then the AI agent will go and buy something with your credit card. I mean, look, as a matter of technical truth, that is true. why would you do that that's such a bad idea well because you were you you love well i mean no one uses it no one's actually using these things doordash is doing a command line interface now why what is good fucking going on dude this whole industry is well what i think it is is just especially bay area people have just been driven completely insane by this stuff and they are The way I describe it is it's a community of 30 to 50-year-olds desperately trying to impress 22-year-olds, and they're all desperate to make the, like, they're all like, on God, this is permanent underclass.
55:43And they kind of look around. They're like, yeah, agentic, right? Fuck. Command line interface. For real, for real. Yeah, on God, no cap. and it's just insane because even like mark mark andreessen being like based it's like shut the fuck up you are 100 years old did mark andreessen say based i believe i believe he has said based more than once that's actually worse than all of the ai investments go fuck your mosaic browser you fuck it's just like it's just like these people don't know anything and i think we're just because the argument about the capex for example keeps coming back to well these are the richest companies in the world run by some of the greatest tech talent in the world.
56:25What if that isn't true? What if that's not true at all? And in fact, what if it's not run by the smartest people? And indeed, as we've been discussing today, there is an active culture to reduce intelligence across the board. And that's the thing. If I am right, the entire tech industry is going to experience a depression because everyone went insane. Everyone got taken into heaven's gate, except instead of killing themselves and other people they're just doing command line interfaces with fucking doordash i don't understand why you'd want a cli for doordash that's baffling uh but i i i'm not even going to talk about that because it's upsetting me because like i don't like what do they think no see i can't hyphen cli lets you order doordash directly from your agent search stores find the best deals check out and more see like okay no you can't you can't trick me to talking about this i have like 80 different thoughts and i'm not what i love is the first response is boris cherny the head of clawed code saying brb downloading i don't know much about computers but do you do you download a cli like i mean yeah you type in like you know you type in something but like i don't know i just i feel like these are the people with the money and they gave me even half this money i could do basically anything else and make them way more than zero or negative as is happening to them but it's like these people are never going to i this is a horrifying thing to say i realize these people are never going to learn without suffering like it's just it really is that the tech industry i'm not saying i want anyone to suffer i really wish there was a soft landing out of all of this there was a way out of this without genuine depression hitting the tech industry but i think that's the only way anything changes because they've never like the the dot-com bubble was much i mean the telecommunications side was big but the dot-com bubble the tech industry was much smaller back then and i think that something like that is the only thing that could change things because they need an egregious screaming in the face they need to be told not just that they're wrong but they need to be shown it in a graphic way yeah unless they're going to start learning stuff unless they're going to start learning things so you know i had you on my podcast a few weeks ago.
58:57And the guests right after you were the authors of a book called Crisis Engineering. So they did some of the healthcare.gov bailout. One of them, Marina, was the CTO of Veterans Affairs in the US. And the thesis behind crisis engineering is just that organizations don't undergo change unless they're in an acute state of crisis, which is not just a problem. I mean, a crisis so bad that there is a complete dissolution of sensemaking, like panic in the streets. This is sort of true everywhere, right? Like people tend to make big lifestyle changes after a huge divorce or, you know, some massive event like that.
59:34And yeah, I think you're right. I think it's why my advice to most people now is not like, you know, raise a huge stink about this. It's like, if someone is actively hurting something in front of you that you care about because of AI, yes, stand up and say something. If you work at a fire department, and you just need some money to fix a fire hydrant or whatever it is that is important to you right now, we're so far past the point of arguing with these people. I'm like, just ask for your money and ask for an extra$10 ,000 for a chatbot that doesn't work. Fix the problem. Just pretend this doesn't exist until it all blows up.
1:00:12It'll be fine, right? Like I'm just waiting to pick up a bunch of really cheap NVIDIA shares. That's all I'm doing. well that's the and that as we wrap up here that is kind of what i'm telling people which is after this blows up and it will goodness it will there is going to be a lot of money and competency i think you've already kind of seen this as well it's just like people are going to realize because of the crisis to follow the the imbeciles have taken over the business idiots are everywhere and i'm already i mean little pr work i i've done in the last few months even then it's people being like yeah i keep talking to people and they just day i generate fucking everything they don't seem to know anything and i think that that is going to be everywhere the things that people read i don't think it's going to be a utopian society or anything but i think that there is going to be in engineering in any kind of business management role a certain degree of right did you get taken by this because i must be clear once this explodes i am not going to stop pointing out people who fell behind this oh i'm going i'm going to be i i have detailed notes to quote casey newton not speaking about anyone specific about who i might be pointing out here um the i i we will it will actually be i think our civic duty to remind everyone who fell for this And I think the net result of that is competent people are going to make more money.
1:01:45Yeah. And if I could, I have one bit here where I think I'm a bit less optimistic, which is once this blows up, suddenly everyone will pretend that they were never for it, right? Oh, yeah. And a lot of these people are then going to immediately pivot because they have no principles, right? Just chasing money. A lot of these AI experts are going to be to go on LinkedIn and change their byline to AI project cleanup crew, right? Like I think the time to be competent is right now. Like I pay my team entirely through not doing AI. I'm the only fucking guy out here in Melbourne I know that isn't just doing AI projects 24 seven, right?
1:02:24But the market is there and it's maybe the easiest it's ever been to find sensible clients because now they're all signaling when they're insane. Once the bubble blows up, I'll have to find out by like signing the contract and finding out if they suck on the day. Now I don't have to. I just need to see, can they make it through a 40-minute conversation with me without asking me to pivot their whole business to AI? And if they don't do that, they're almost certainly awesome to work with. Well, thankfully, my rautism allows me to document every single person I've ever seen mention AI. And it's really easy to tell.
1:03:01And by the way, every listener of this show, your civic duty when this breaks is take screenshots and respond to anything anti-ai someone says when they try and pretend that they never fell for this this is going to be like the super bowl of this you images oh yeah i've been keeping i have hundreds of screenshots of people saying stuff about ai and it like the dumbest shit in the world i cannot wait i'm gonna be quote posting so much my fucking trackpad breaks i will keep a folder and then i will send it to you right after you invent a death note right oh no no i don't want these people to die i want them to be alive to read how much i'm going to post about them i need them to like they need to be alive so that they can suffer by by facing the truth again and again and again and i think it i think it is going to be funny It remains funny to me, though, that there are people who are still questioning whether there's a bubble.
1:04:08It's just remarkable to me, in fact. I don't know anyone sensible who's questioning it. Even people I know who are like, I really like AI, they're like, this is clearly a bubble. It's fucking over. It's Jova. well you know what much like much like this podcast then nick where can people find you uh two places so the first one is my personal blog ludic.blog that's l-u-d-i-c blog or my website which is hermit-tech.com and we have a blog on there too lovely and you can find me of course on google.com slash google and then type in ed zitron criminal and uh ignore all of the other stuff just look at the podcast i of course will be back later in the week with a monologue and you who knows it's earnings week so who the what the fuck's gonna happen who god damn knows anyway love you all thank you for listening this has been better offline
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