CES 2026: Part Ten (Epilogue)

26:51I know, I mean, with my work, when I'm doing my AI stuff, my favorite thing is like, someone will take one of my shorter pieces, so they're like 29 ,000 ones, and we'll say like, this guy doesn't know shit. And they will find one fucking line. And they'll be like, look on that. And it will be the weirdest, smallest thing. And I'll always be like, so can you be specific about what this changes? They block me. They block me every time. And actually there was a, So there is a, this is a random aside. The better offline LARPers are sickos. Well, no, this is, I got sent a very final one. So there's this guy on Twitter, real horrible website, Buko Capital Bloke, who is like a weirdly popular guy.

27:32And he deleted this tweet, but an eagle-eyed reader caught it. He said, conflicted because if the AI trade blows up, then Tay Kim's head explodes, which would be very funny. But then Ed Zich won't be right, and that would not be funny at all. and uh i just to be just to be clear this would be the funniest possible situation because that guy deleted it and thinks i didn't get it sadly i got the screenshot it's gonna be a great it's gonna be a great year for stuff like that i don't know about the rest of the world but yeah this actually cory back to the ghost gun stuff what happened with all that because i don't remember yeah i mean it just the prison prison happened yeah not for that specific guy but i I mean, I don't remember what happened to Defense Distributed.

28:13It just went quiet. Yeah, I don't think we've had a case that was litigated to final judgment about the legality of shape files. I mean, the legality of the gun itself is pretty established. That's good. Shape files. And look, I do think that making geometry illegal is dumb. Yes. As a person who would throw all the guns into the sea or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still think making geometry illegal is dumb. And also, yeah, at that point, you can't build things. Yeah. You can't 3D print at all. And also impractical, right? Because like, what are you actually going to do? Because there are so many ways to express a file that will be that shape.

28:54Because STLs can express logic, right? They can be parametric. So you can, like, for example, you can have a shapefile for a key, like a door key. and there are variables you can set in the shapefile for where you want the teeth and how deep they're going to go. So it is a programmable piece of descriptive code. And so there are like an infinitude of ways you could write a program in the STL description language that would emit the illegal geometry. So how do you police the illegal geometry? You can't. You know, it just feels like it's one thing to make a law that says something is illegal. It's another thing to make a law.

29:38And even if that thing is bad and you want to extinguish it, but if you have no way to administer that law, you are setting yourself up either for heartbreak or for something really bad where you just run around and you accuse everyone of having broken the law because no one can ever tell who's broken the law and who hasn't. Like, administrability is the single most important factor in policy design because… And just administability means being able to do so. Can you administer it? Right, right. Can you figure out whether someone's violated it? Right, so to bring this to the internet, there are a lot of people who are very angry, and I think rightfully so, about harassment and hate speech on the platforms.

30:12Yeah. But a hate speech regime is very hard to police because you have a common definition of hate speech. You have to evaluate whether a given piece of speech rises to the definition. You have to make a technical determination about whether the firm took reasonable technical steps to address the hate speech. And this is an offense that occurs on the platform 100 times a minute, but it's a question that takes five years to adjudicate. Yeah. So it's just not a good, there are other fact intensive regimes in law, like probate law, right? But it's fine because the average person dies one or fewer times.

30:45And so the fact that it takes a minute to figure out what to do when they die, not a big deal. I'm Bill Differ. You never die. Say you'll never die. I'm gonna die three times. But, you know, you could imagine another regime where like if you I don't know if you're a Mastodon user, but in no. So in Mastodon, there's this feature. It's a beautiful piece of design where if you want to go from one Mastodon server to another, because you can access Mastodon from a lot of different servers run by lots of different people. You click a link and it exports all of your data about who you were following and who is following you.

31:17And then you click another link on the new server and it imports it. And then just all that stuff moves over. so we could say to elon musk uh like yeah we're still going to have some standards for hate speech and whatever we're going to worry about whether your your chatbot is shitting out child pornography but it at the same time what we're going to do is create a mandate that you give people the data they need that if they leave twitter and go to another server they can still talk to the people they left behind on twitter because that way if you don't like the way you're being treated on twitter you can leave one second later and then this is very easy to administer because say you You're running the server and I leave the server and I don't get my file from you.

31:58I go to the regulator and the regulator comes to you and says, look, I know you told me that you gave Corey his file. He says you didn't give it to him. I don't care who's right or who's wrong. Give it to me and I'll give it to him. And then you just resolve the whole question. So you could have like one person administering this policy for a billion users. and then they could all just leave the platforms where they're being abused without having to pay a high switching cost by exiting a community that means something to them, leave behind customers or audience members or family members or people who have the same rare disease as them that they're in a support group with.

32:29They could continue to talk with those people. So this is a very administrable remedy. It's much more streamlined. It actually solves a great deal of the problem. It's not as good as eliminating hate speech, but I don't think you can. I just, I feel like with some of these platforms, I'm not talking about blue sky, but the original, the original Twitter problems of like slurs, for example, and it's like, I, you can't unilaterally ban them. Sure. Other than the fact you could kind of lean that way. I feel like you could be like, you will have to have a little more nuance than that. You will have to, but I feel like starting from there and working back, I'm sure you'll push back on this.

33:07It's just, they usually go the other way. It's like, well, let people do everything. We'll work out later. I just feel like it's just a half-arse attitude. I run the better offline Reddit with a dread hand. Yeah. In the same, but I think - The iron law of the mods is a beautiful thing. But the smaller communities you could do that with, but a large social network, you can't. And you understand the context, right? Like the understanding the difference between, and then I called him this slur and made him really sad, ha ha ha, and then I got called this slur and I was sad, please come and give me comfort, requires a lot of context knowledge.

33:40Yeah. And, you know, oftentimes the people using the slurs are like, that's their hobby. And they're really good at, you know, working the ref. And so it's much more common that they're figuring out how to use the slur in a way that doesn't get them kicked off and getting the people they're using the slur against kicked off for complaining about it. Yeah. And the classic one being like reporting people for death threats, but it's, it's friends being like, I'm gonna kill you, man. That's not the classic. like i i don't know how social networks still fall for this year but it's like they will be the the people doing light-hearted stuff that get banned and then the people with the 14 words and saying 88 gets get to keep around i i'm boosted i really i am excited to see though how the world reacts to twitter becoming the c sam generator because if kia starmer fucking bans x that'd be the funniest thing I've seen in my fucking...

34:34He's never going to do it. He won't do it. But that man doesn't have a spine. Have you been seeing... This came up on my feed today that the right and the left in the UK are having dueling protests about who hates Keir Starmer more. Oh, yeah. That is... You know what? Finally brought together. That's the most British thing I've ever heard. We all don't agree about who's human. The protest is called... No, we hate Keir Starmer more than you. That's so British. that's the most British thing I've ever heard in my life like no well and then someone's gonna have a protest saying that we shouldn't have a protest about anything that we need like at least four more protests it's the fucking bit for the people's front of Judea from life of Brian I I love that I don't love Keir Starmer not gonna lie doesn't seem to it I didn't know that we could get a conservative labor conservative just the guy who's like no one's happy he doesn't really have policies.

35:31He has the lowest approval ratings of any prime minister since measurement began. He has a lower approval rating than Boris Johnson during the pandemic after it was discovered that he was having parties while everyone else was locked down. We found the least popular. And Rachel Reeves is even less popular than he is. What about Theresa May? Less popular than Theresa May. Less popular than Liz Truss. Yeah, I was just about to ask. Oh my fucking god. I'm going to say I hate the lettuce thing. I hate the lettuce thing so much. It's the most boring, corny, wanky, quirk chungus bullshit from the UK.

36:09We're a country where we used to have, when spitting image used to have teeth and it wasn't just like poop and bum doing homophobia. Like that's actually, that really bothered me. I heard of a spitting image thing the other day, which is this puppet show in England where they do like political stuff. And all it is now is just like outright homophobia. It's just like, what if Trump was gay? we just we've tried to suck the beaters me a fucking lame-ass pieces of shit we're a long way from the land of confusion video yeah and it oh god but it's i can't believe kiss number's that unpopular though but actually i can the only thing that labor does reliably is produce people that are less popular than the conservative there because it's just like well the conservatives are super we'll give a labor party and they're like right historic fumble historic fumble every fucking When you watch like Gordon Brown and you're like, God, I miss him.

36:59You know things are right. They should have let my boy Corbyn win it. Oh, yeah. Jeremy's Corbyn. He is also screwing up very badly. What's interesting, you know. With that new party of his. Yeah, with our party. Oh, what the fuck is. But, you know, the Greens are circling. So after World War II. Oh, God. There was a reboot of British politics. The Liberal Party collapsed. So a party that had been around forever, the Whigs, just ceased to exist. Labor came into existence. that was happening to the conservatives as of the last election and the reform party were about to basically scoop up all the conservative voters who didn't like the way that the party was being run but it looks like it's also happening to labor yeah and there is there are two potential places where the left is going to go the greens have not been great historically they've had a lot of bad policies they were into homeopathy for a while whatever but they have got a terrific new leader Zach Polanski, who is basically young, charismatic Corbyn.

37:54Interesting. And Corbyn himself is not charismatic Corbyn. No, never has been. That's a shame. And just very bad at organizing. And Polanski's an organizer. I'm very bullish on the British Greens. That'd be nice. I mean, we did lose Scott Galloway. Sorry, they sent Scott Galloway there, I mean. Like, they sent Scott Galloway to England, I thought. Or maybe he moved from England to Florida. I can't remember which direction they sent that piece. He came to Florida. Yeah, that's okay. By the way, just a completely blunt statement. If you move from England to Florida, they should put you on a list.

38:31I know what you are. Yeah. As a Floridian, we have a very long tradition of accepting the garbage of the world and making it our own. It's like the Staten Island to Florida thing, except it's not just because you're old and hate everyone. It's because you're horny in a new way. they haven't quite identified yet. But we welcome you. Check that out. Yeah, the male loneliness crisis is solved in Palm Beach, Florida, isn't it? No, it's Ybor City. What's that? Because even Tampa has a place they need to make mistakes. I thought that was just Tampa. No, even Tampa has a place to go to go make life errors.

39:10Yeah. And that is Ybor City. Oh, God. Yeah, and as we look into this year, I got to admit, I realize things are quite bad and things are going to get a lot more chaotic, but I think the chaos is necessary. Coming out of this week, all I can feel in my gut is like destruction from this show. Not literally, but this feels like a reckoning of like, and Corey, you'll have some good historical knowledge, of like 20 years of hubris in the tech industry of moving away from. we made a thing that people could use towards actually random question corey ever read uh the case for the fat startup by ben horowitz it was a piece he wrote actually before software is eating the world the horowitz even it was basically saying the the worst thing hell was having a startup that was not the leader in the market i know this this yeah this i i've not read the paper but i've heard it described it's just it's a it's a guy of one of the horowitz of Andreessen Horowitz early on 2010, I think.

40:14And I think ever since then, we have been leading to this point where you chase out the companies that are like, okay, we'll build something cool and we'll compete in a market. And you'll chase them out in favor of companies like we will win the market. Even if it means changing the market materially, even if it means using means such as monopolistic tendencies or just race to the bottom or using funding to chase people out. uber to your point ed and i think what we're seeing this ces is what happens when you just chase growth because the thing about all these companies is yeah you can judge them and you should judge them and they fucking suck and i think all of these llm rappers deserve going the trash along with their founders but at the same time it's like scorpion the frog it's when you incentivize bringing things to a show that do not exist when you give them awards when you write them up and act like they're real year after year, regardless of whether the fucking thing actually exists, of course, you're going to get a CES predominantly made of things that don't and the things that exist only to get invested in from the normie people who came here like Chloe Radcliffe to the extreme technical people like Corey.

41:24It's the same thing of like, this is just a company that's here to jingle the keys in front of the investors or the, not even the buyers, just investors invest in me and or in front of the press and i think in this next year we're going to see what happens when you do that everywhere and we're going to see the collapse of these ai startups that never had a point were never built for anything other than selling to someone else or dumping onto the public markets except none of them can chase that all the smart people in favor in favor of people who can't count so i i think if you want to identify something over 20 the years that's monotonically increased.

42:00It's the way that incumbents are able to block new market entry. So, you know, historically, if you're going to make something new, you would make it work with the thing that already existed. You know, canonical example, like when we opened up AT &T after the breakup in 1982, the modem just plugged into their shit, right? You didn't need to make a phone network. You just needed to make a modem. And everything exploded when that happened. It's sometimes called permissionless innovation. Sometimes it's called disruption. Both of those terms have got into bad odor. But this idea that you don't create a market de novo, you raid the high margin lines of sclerotic legacy companies that are dominating the market.

42:49and you, you, you know, this is what Jeff Bezos said to the publishers when he launched Amazon infamously, he went to a boardroom full of publishers and he said, your margin is my opportunity, right? So you take those high margins, you make them your opportunity. And so when AT &T gets broken up and they lose the ability to control what you plug into the phone jack, we see modems, we see an explosion of answering machines, PBX, it's just all this stuff that is just like built, layered on top of the existing stuff, but you can't do that anymore. You know, When Facebook launched, they had this problem that everyone who could have used Facebook had a MySpace account.

43:22And so Zuck gave everyone who had a MySpace account a bot that you fed your MySpace credentials to, and it would go to MySpace several times a day and impersonate you, scrape everything waiting for you, and put it in your Facebook feed, and you could reply to it. So you didn't have to choose between your friends and a superior service. Facebook's initial pitch was, we're like MySpace, but we're not run by an evil billionaire, and we never spy on you. Thank God. Yeah. And so you could have this, you could eat your cake and have a two. And, you know, you do this to Facebook, they will nuke you till you glow.

43:54It's not technically challenging and it's not hard to think of cool things to do. So, you know, 2024, there was a startup from two teenagers called OG app. Almost the same thing. You gave it your Insta credentials. It logged in as you. It grabbed everything Insta had waiting for you. It discarded all the suggestions, all the ads, all the recommendations, all the boosted content and all the clickbait. and showed you things from people you followed in reverse chronological order. Right. Oh, the Facebook I want. Yeah, and that day, it hit the top 10 of both app markets, and that night, Meta sent a takedown notice to Apple and Google, and they removed it.

44:32Nice. Right. They won't remove X, though. Sure. No, but that's the thing. Yeah, there's honor among thieves. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. No, no. The cabal. These guys are not really competitors. They all sat behind Donald Trump on the dais. But that's the thing, though. The egregious version of that is large language models. Hear me out. So none of these companies can be run on cash flow. I'm doing the bit, but you can't compete with OpenAI. You can't compete with Anthropic. You can't because to train these models requires the, at best, millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars and access to infrastructure.

45:08At a scale, I mean, if you want to compete with them, you need hundreds of millions of dollars. Sure. And you need the talent. They have a big capital moat. Well, the capital moat, but also the talent moat. Sure. And the RSU moat. They can just offer stock. So it's impossible to enter there. But even as an AI startup, you can't compete with the venture capital industry. There is no scrappy AI startup. Sure. You can say, oh, well, we've got, you know, we scraped by with how much? Hundreds of thousands of dollars. I think you're right. I think AI has got formal characteristics that make it attractive to VC.

45:40And one of them is that it looks like it tends towards a winner-take-all market, which is a thing VC is obviously love. This is zero to one, all of those, all the VC nonsense. I think the other one is that the jobs that they think AI will take are capital P professional jobs in the sense that a professional is someone – yeah, a professional is someone who is bound to a code of ethics that not only permits them but requires them to tell their boss to fuck off. if their boss asks them to do something that's not moral. And so you have this whole class of people, teachers, nurses, rad techs, you know, whatever, who are like obliged to say fuck off to their bosses.

46:20And no wonder they're having such an easy time selling this otherwise vaporous technology because bosses have been furiously fantasizing about firing everyone who's allowed to tell them to fuck off since the idea of a profession emerged. And so, you know, you have all these different formal characteristics, The winner take all dynamic, the we fire all the people who get to tell us to fuck off dynamic. You know, like it's very exciting. And the fight to maintain the codes of ethics. It also often teaching students that this is why I demand this of them and why they should demand it for themselves may often be the first time they've ever heard of the concept of a code of ethics, which is depressing.

47:05but also it warms my heart for I get to be the person who teaches you to care about yourself. The thing is, though, I also think there's something quite simple, which is all of that's true. And none of these people know what their people actually do. Like the people, the people they want to fire, they truly do not understand what it is they do. Like I'm going to choose like a random public business insider, all of the layoffs they did there. And it's like, oh, or replace them with AI. Well, we won't. That didn't work. But you know, we're going to say we're AI first. What does that mean? Well, I can't really.

47:44Stop asking so many fucking questions, you asshole.

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51:17genius hospital new york city uh she put in a thing and it came up with a differential diagnosis that usually and it's just fuck off you fucking lying sack of shit and it's but everyone i've been talking to this week outside of the this room of course who talks about worker replacement it's like yeah and you know of course right now it's replacing workers where well i think coders on you need to differentiate between the ai can do your job and an ai salesman can convince your boss to fire you replace you with the ai that can't do your job that's the point yeah that's exactly it it's like the say it's almost like they they actually no that's it they finally created an economy where you've cut out like efficacy or like what a thing does to just like finally we created a thing for sales people to sell to ceos no one knows what's going on with the actual product or whether it works whether it's good or bad just like the vibes baby but But then also there are bosses who could give less of a fuck about whether it works or not.

52:18They know what their headcount reduction for the year has to be. And they're just going to be like, well, hey, you know what I can do? This is a good excuse. Yeah. I can do this. You know, Microsoft, for example, aren't they rumored to be doing massive layoffs again? And they keep doing layoffs every single year. Why do they do them? Because they just fuck them off. Because they can. Well, actually, Microsoft, I think, has genuine brain madness, though. Because I talk to people that I have a ton of my. If you work for Microsoft, always reach out easy at betteroflying.com, easy at John.76 and signal.

52:47It's funny. Every time I hear from them, I never hear from anyone who's like, I fucking love this. AI is actually huge. It's always people being like, my product manager, who does not appear to do any work, has told me that AI and co-pilot must be used. And it's people, again, senior people too, being like, I don't know what the fuck is going on. Jay Parikh, who's over at Microsoft, real loser guy, went from a company called Moveworks, which was famous for buying$30 ,000 worth of Lululemon gift cards to give to people to buy their software, went to Meta, then went to Microsoft to run AI. It's just like there are these business idiots who bounce around and just go, AI, baby, we're here, it's time.

53:27And then the sales team goes out, tries to sell it. And they're like, yeah, it turns out that people want something that works, that actually does the job. And you keep saying it's digital labor, but that it don't do don't do that at all and it gets back to the point i was making it's like we're at the natural end point when you start removing the product from the sale sure uh i have a bit of lululemon trivia for you by all means the guy who founded lululemon giant piece of shit uh ayn rand worshiping libertarian edgelord yep the reason he called it lululemon he thought it'd be fun to hear japanese tourists in vancouver try and say lululemon so he picked a word with as many L's in it as possible.

54:03I fucking hate that so much. He also had a no fact checks policy for quite some time. It's like, no, we don't do plus sizes. No fact checks policy, huh? What is this, platformer, the newsletter? No, not fact checks. Not fact checks, fat checks. Oh, my bad. I'd say I really misheard that one. It's usually the other way around. I'll say something and an American, sorry, Canadian won't understand it. Would you like to go to the pawn store? no we're not talking about p-a-w-n stars i would i i'm serious if i could get chumlee from that show on this get him out of prison is he in jail he may have had a teensy bit of a problem i mean i'm i hate to say it but look at him then listen to how we talk and look yeah yeah jimmy jimmy jinkle jinkle no no no no none of that yeah it's gonna be an interesting year because Because I just think it's a reckoning of every, like the 20 years of dumbfuck decisions, the Iraq war, the DHS, and then the venture capital era.

55:09I think the venture capital era is coming to an end. I'm not saying VC will go away, but I don't think people - But Ed, A16Z just raised their biggest fund. And to get their return, they're going to make the tech industry multiples larger. The funniest thing I saw though, was someone posting about, wow, look how great Andreessen is. Look at these vintages. And they stop at 2017. It's just like, ah, yeah, look how good this is. And as we all know, time stopped. Listen, I believe in Clone Head. I think he can do anything. He sets that point, too. That's the thing. Even he can be wrong. And the whole reason that VCs like that have done well is not because of them being geniuses.

55:47It's because when the really obvious things that will obviously sell, they just go to them first. They just go. Or at a later round. Yeah, they will always know that they can get in there and that company will help. That's a big thing of theirs is that, you know, if you fuck up and you don't get in on the winner, then get in on the winner on the next round and crowd everyone out. Yeah. And the thing is, though, venture capital is running out of money. $15 billion going to Andreessen Horowitz. That's going to drain it from all the other people that need it. The other thing is, who the fuck are they going to sell these startups to, Aquaman?

56:20Like, what's going on? See, I think there's so much money to be made out there if we can unlock the silos, right? So just think about some of those fast adopted technologies in the history of the world, like the VCR, right? People love home recording. We don't have VCRs anymore because it's illegal to break DRM. So it's still legal to record shows. It's just every show that arrives in your house either arrives by streaming cable or satellite. They're all encrypted. It's against the law to break the encryption because of the DMCA. The recording is legal. The breaking the encryption to do the recording isn't.

56:50Not TiVo. Who would not, like, I think you could sell every person in America a PVR for streaming. What, just like recording? Recording the stuff you watch. Interesting. So, you know, everyone's like, oh, I hate streaming because they take away the shows I love. You should just record them. You should just record them the way you did off your television. It is legal in exactly the same way it was legal to record it off your TV. I think this company called PlayOn I worked with like 15 years ago, so it's okay. Like, I can say that does that. They seem to exist. Were they using the analog outputs?

57:23I got no idea. You're now seeing downsampling on the, there's a thing called selectable output control that we fought really hard in cable card and lost on where they downsample the analog outputs. And so the analog outputs are just garbage. So what you record off of it is like a postage stamp. And so, you know, that was like the, Elgato did this for a long time. There were a bunch of companies that had analog stuff. there's actually a name for what they wanted to do about this. They called it plugging the analog hole, which is like the people who pride themselves in their ability to communicate with the public coming up with, we will now plug everyone's analog holes was just a moment of just incredible.

58:07Yeah. And I wrote something about it that got translated into German. I learned my most useful German phrase, which is plugging the analog hole in German, which is das analogie Lochstopfen. And so now if I ever need, I can order tap water. I can ask if there are any hotel rooms and I can tell you I want to plug your analog hole in German. That's my German vocabulary. Which is a very common German conversation. Sex clubs all the time. I just think... Wo ist die uns uns? Wer ist unser KitKat? Oh my God. And I just think entering this year, I'm excited for it because I live in cash. But I will say, every day I keep seeing people increasingly more frantic about this market and about VC.

58:58And also, we can't sell any AI companies. No one's buying them. They have to do these weird deals where it's like, yeah, we're not hiring you. We're signing a license, and we're not going to pay all the people off. We're going to pay the top brass off who will then join our company. The IP, yeah, we're going to license it. we don't really care. We're just getting the talent. Yeah. It's just aqua hire. Yes. The thing is, aqua hires were traditionally, I don't know. I'm old enough to remember back in like 2013 when an aqua hire was you losing. Yeah. It was like when you sort of, I mean, there were a lot of startups that were effectively just like, um, there were a lot of VCs who said, really what I am is a head hunter.

59:38And I go out and I get a bunch of promising people, maybe people who are already working at big tech. I give them some money to build what amounts to a postgraduate project and then uh they get hired back at either their former employer or new employer and they get a hiring bonus in the form of uh their stock being bought by the company i get a finder's fee in the form of my stock being bought by the company it's just the shittiest way to run an executive recruiting but the thing is the company gets the patent but the thing is though that's not even happening anymore because there are no patents yeah no what you can't patent prompt engineering it's true like you can't patent the fuck it because that's all it is I haven't looked into it.

1:00:12So the USPTO is not issuing a ton of bullshitty AI patents. Also, they damaged deeply the USPTO with Doge. Oh, that's funny. And it's also just, I don't think you can patent. I mean, maybe you can try, but I haven't seen people patenting prompts. Well, the USPTO has historically been very bad about granting bullshitty patents. You know, we fought and killed a patent that effectively would have allowed one company to control all podcasting. So the reason this podcast is on the air is that we killed this patent. The Trump admin is now moving to make it harder to get patent reexamination. So if a bullshit patent issues, it's harder to challenge the patent.

1:00:56So I think we're gonna see a lot more garbagey patents, more patent trolling. There's a town in East Texas where they have a maid judge and all the patent cases go there to die. There's like 700 companies that are headquartered in like one dusty building. And it's just a bunch of mailboxes with brass keys. And then all the big companies that get sued by patent trolls try to sweeten the jury by putting money into public work. So Samsung built them a year-round outdoor ice skating rink in, I think it's West Texas. It's 115 degrees in the summer. And they have a year-round outdoor ice skating rink that Samsung pays for.

1:01:35This is like a capitalist libertarian paradise. This is just like, what if actually like, this is the world that the libertarians think that they could build, but you'll never beat Samsung. Yeah. Samsung will fuck you up big time. All right. I think we're going to wrap this up. It has been such a wonderful show. It's been fun. It's been really great. I've enjoyed having all of you here. Thank you, Corey, for making the trip out. Thanks, Ed. Thanks, Phil. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Matt Osowski, our incredible producer. Mr. Angueso Jr., Thank you for joining me once more. Thank you for having me.

1:02:10Mr. Philip Broughton, thank you so much. I do my thing. Thank you for bartending. And thank you for everyone who came through these doors. And thank you to the incredible listeners who've stuck with us. What an incredible show. We have done incredibly well. It's a great show. We will be back next week with Mr. Stephen Burke of Gamers Nexus. Going to have a post-CDS show with him. Sadly, not in person. It will be remote. I can speak flawlessly. Please subscribe to my newsletter. And of course, in dedication to Sean Paul Adams, we will have a link to the Pediatric Epilepsy Research Consortium. Remember that for the first time in the show notes.

1:02:47Thank you all. It's been incredible. Later. Bye-bye.

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