Monologue: The Tech I Actually Like

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1:00glasses tumblers and mugs and until may 22nd we're selling a limited edition hat it's all really good stuff the links are in the episode notes buy them now anyway the monologue i've realized that over time i've skewed pretty negatively about tech and as i've said before it's because i'm a broken-hearted romantic tech has made me who i am enabling me a man with a coordinational disability dyspraxia if you're curious severe adhd and a good amount of social anxiety in the past well allowed me to thrive without the internet and the associated platforms I've used, I would have never had a good life, and if that sounds dramatic, you should see my handwriting, or hear how awkward I was as a child, or see how I tie my shoelaces.

1:36Anyway, so today I want to talk about some of the things I love, why I love them, and why you might love them too, because it's important for you to see that I'm pissed off because I know that tech can be cool. It can be so much better. Now, while some of you might see this as shilling or fanboying, I think it's important that anyone covering tech actually likes it, finds something exciting about it and wants it to be better beyond the bullshit horse trading or sports fandom style stuff. And this episode will also run down my general daily carries. I optimize for convenience and as little thought as possible because I'm a huge baby and I need everything to be easy.

2:09I do not have any financial relationships with any of these companies and have in some cases given them a great deal of my own money. Unless I specify otherwise, everything I've mentioned or linked is something I've bought with my own money far in advance of recording this. So at my desk, I use this insufferable keyboard, a split keyboard called the Moonlander ZSA, and it lets me type and feel like I'm plugged into the mainframe. You've got your two hands separate. It's good for the wrists because you're not moving them around. And I've got an Apple Magic trackpad along with a giant 49-inch Samsung OLED.

2:38It's a G9 connected to this thing called an Scrono dock where I just slide my MacBook Pro 16-inch in. Your mileage may vary, but I really like it when I travel between New York and Vegas to just be able to slot the thing in and have the same setup. It works. It works really well. And like I've said, I'm a huge baby, so if it didn't, I'd be complaining endlessly. Now, when I'm out and about, I really like what companies like Anker have been doing with gallium nitride, GAN for short, and their chargers and batteries. GAN lets you put way more power in the much smaller profile, meaning that you can now get chargers that are dramatically smaller that can fast charge your iPhone or your iPad or even your MacBook Pro.

3:11The reason I like Anker's stuff is because it works and it can take a beating, and the batteries tend to come with a cable built in, which I love because I hate having to have cables in my pocket. If you would cost me on the street, I probably have one of their fast-charging USB-C batteries in my pocket, mostly because it can fast charge either my iPhone or my iPad. They also just released this giant 165-watt power bank with two cables. I'm lusting for it. I want it so badly, but I cannot justify it. I already have a really similar battery pack that I bought years ago. I have no justification for it.

3:40Now, what's cool about these is that they can also be charged using their built-in cables. I hate carrying extra shit around, so this works very well for me. I also use an Anker Prime charger when I'm traveling. It's got the ports to power all my stuff, including my MacBook, along with a MagGo wireless charging station, which is kind of a little fold-up thing, charges your AirPods Pro, your Apple Watch, and your phone via MagSafe. It all just kind of works, which is kind of the theme of everything. And for those curious, I also really like the AirPods Max. They sound great. They're way too expensive.

4:08They're like 500 bucks, but they sound lovely, and they fit these giant goddamn ears I've got. Some of you have said, I'm an Apple fanboy. I'm an Apple fanboy in the past. And what I really am is a sucker for stuff that all works together. And I realize I am being monopolized. You do not need to tell me. I know. And I've also really, I will say it again, Apple's app store is horrifying. I believe that they are responsible for fueling truly evil industries. Anyway, though it's not tech per se, I really need to tell you about the Pac-25L travel duffel. I think it might mean later. I don't know. It's where I put all my crap when I'm traveling.

4:42It fits underneath the sea in front of you on Southwest. it's able to fit a lot of crap, has lots of slots for your laptop, and generally feels comfortable over your shoulder. I know it's weird to bring up a bag and a tech thing, but this bag is amazing. I've gone through like five different other bags to find this one, and I can throw my Prime charger in it, my MacBook, my iPad, my clothes, medicines, all sorts of crap, and it all fits in. And it opens at the top so you can look inside of it without having to pull it fully out. I love it. I love it. I've got Instagram targeted with it, which annoys me.

5:09I don't like that the internet manipulated me. But thanks to all this gear, I can basically walk around all day without worrying about anything dying. Probably two days, honestly. And I've got this little bag of cables and extra batteries that I can hand out to friends who haven't been planning ahead like I have. Skill issue. Moving on, though, those of you who follow me on Blue Sky will know that I've been on a big fitness push, and a big part of that has been Tonal. Tonal is this giant wall-mounted exercise machine with a big screen in the middle, along with big adjustable arms that can be moved around to fit different exercises.

5:38is it's hard to explain but i advise you to go to the website so if you want to do bench press you put the arms down you go on the bench and you push up with the cables it works really well and it uses magnetic resistance to create up to 125 pounds of weight either side and uses on-screen prompts either through classes or your own custom workouts which is what i use to tell you both what to do critique your form using the built-in camera give you feedback and actually count your reps which i love because again huge baby don't like writing stuff down don't really like having to do anything. If they could do the workout for me, I'd let them.

6:10But nevertheless, it works really well. And like, I must say though, it is egregiously expensive. It's over$4 ,000 before tax and requires a great deal of space around it, but it's possibly my favorite piece of tech ever made. It just works. I dropped from£240 to£165 since the show began, gaining real muscle definition and physical strength. And since getting tonal in 2021, I realize that's much longer. I've done hundreds of workouts. Look, I'm a simpleton, and thus having something count my reps and tell me exactly what to do is extremely effective. And Tunnel also has cool shit like eccentric mode, where they add more weight on the eccentric movement of the exercise.

6:45So if you're thinking of the bench press, it starts by your chest and you push up, and then went, and you've done the push up, that's in the pushy part. As the weight is coming down, it adds weight to that. Eccentric weight, there are studies that suggest it works more. It feels good though. I'll also say the form correction works and the workouts are varied in equivalent to working out with real iron it's got barbells it's got dumbbell exercises and i've got real muscle as a result which is the best endorsement i could actually give i love it i've happily paid for it and tonal is worth it if you're going to use it like any gym membership except unlike any gym membership you have a bloody thing nailed to your wall if you don't use it don't get this if you're not going to use it seriously it's so expensive but if you are if you are truly going to it is the best money i've ever spend really i'm sure that there are more important things but nevertheless it's i cannot i just upgraded to tonal 2 which has like smoother action and stuff but i beat the ever living shit out of my old one i used the crap out of it it's something i kind of dreamed of as a kid like i really wanted something like this something that direct me and allow me to do these exercises and tell me what to do without having to go to the gym because the gym feels like a very judgmental place and on a higher level i have up until recently really not liked my body or how i look and connected fitness stuff has really helped me fix that for those curious or those who aren't but want to get pissed off at me i work out about three to five times a week either lifting on tonal or doing my cardio days which include peloton's yoga classes and another one of my favorite tech products fight camp which puts you got punch trackers in the wraps and yeah they've great classes shout out to coach pj i love fight camp i really do and i love boxing as well if you've ever wanted a cardio exercise that just feels perfect really boxing is it you're probably throwing a punch wrong i certainly was like smiling as i read this bit but this was this was a large part of how i changed my view of fitness from this kind of punishment a kind of a penance for the sin of sloth for feeling bad about how i looked in the mirror for feeling lethargic, but just feeling fat.

8:52And I'm sure there are listeners who totally get this as well. And I use this kind of stuff to find it as a joyous alternative to typing all day. Something that makes me feel happy and strong. Like I'm building something that's just for me. I'm building an image. And I know that sounds very dramatic. Who gives a shit? It's a monologue. Come on. We can have some fun. But having data, the work I've done, my heart rate, the volume of what I've been lifting, my output on the heavy bag, it all lets me see progress, sure, but it gives me a body of work. And the connected fitness aspect let me do it alone, which helped my social anxiety in going to the gym.

9:26Now I'm extremely social and I'm very confident in who I am. And I think a lot of that came from this, came from the fitness side. If you ever want to talk about this, my email is ez at betteroffline.com. It's echozata at betteroffline.com. Always happy to talk fitness, always happy to give advice. I'm not a personal trainer, but I've found so much joy through this, and it is through the tech side. Yet beyond the connected fitness aspect was this thing that I truly love the most about technology. It's the connections I've made with real human beings that have made my physical life so much better.

10:00A few years ago, I started chatting to a guy called Ben Rudolph on Twitter, and we, along with a few friends, Tatiana, Caleb, ended up starting a group DM for fitness, which truly changed my life, in part because Ben, out of the kindness of his heart, patiently explained everything from how to build a sustainable lifting routine to showing me a video of how to throw a punch and a kick. I'm proud to call Ben my friend, and had the internet not existed, I'd never have got to share my fitness journey with him and probably never got out of the hole I was in. I was injured after really overtraining because I got very depressed, and Ben helped me out.

10:31Ben is not in fitness himself. He is a mountain of a man, a formidable, muscled fella, but he works in tech. Like, it just so happened that we had a mutual interest. This is the reason I log onto the internet. And like, this is really what I love the most about technology. As dark and ominous and brutal as the world feels right now, as noxious and poisonous as social media can feel and seem, there's such joy to be had connecting with others about just about anything. I love using Reddit. And if you're on the better offline Reddit, I truly love you for posting there. And the way all of you responded to the webby thing actually made me cry in the best way.

11:09Thank you. And I love Blue Sky too, because for every sickly little pedant correcting me, there are hundreds of wonderful souls, many of whom choose to email me when I make this show. At the core of my critiques and complaints is the sense that I know what technology has done and will do for me, and a frustration that there are those who would interfere with that process as much as possible for profit. Or growth, I guess. And I realize it's bland and obvious to say the internet is good for connecting people, but it really is. And had it not done so for me, I don't know if I'd have made it out of my teens.

11:38And you can choose what you want to make that mean. I find such joy and love in my friends. I'm so incredibly grateful for them. At times I well up with the love in my heart for their kindness and their generosity that they continually show me. And almost every single friendship I've made has started online. I can connect with them wherever they are in the world. I can send them what I'm doing or hear what they're doing, what I'm feeling, and vice versa. And for that, I'm eternally grateful. Nothing about this gratitude stops me from critiquing these companies, and indeed the love that I've fostered through digital connections drives my fury at those who would interfere with or exploit it.

12:15True cynicism doesn't come from a place of emptiness. It comes from a determination to defend that which makes us feel whole. Thank you for listening. And again, by the way, thank you for voting for me in the webbies it fucking rocks me one actually you know what before i go i was gonna log off there i just want to thank everyone who works on better offline i forget whether we put the thing at the back that says all of these things again but thank you to matt asowski robert evans sophie lichterman ava warrander daniel goodman ian johnson and everyone who works on this show you've been extra normally supportive it's a pleasure to do this and yeah thank you to the listeners as well it's my cheesy way of thanking you all for the webby anyway the episode's really done now cheers

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