Joanne McNally on Cheap Plonk, Celebrity Traitors & Collagen Wine?!

21:22How did you find that out? You're breaking records. Oh my God. Do you bill yourself as record-breaking Joanne McNally? I was gags in a minute. They're like, no, most booze bought. I was like, oh, go on the girls. I was trying for them. I remember the first night I did, when the tour started, I did Leicester Square Theatre at the start and they ran out of glasses and stuff. So I knew, we knew there was like, they were drinkers. And in fairness, I was calling the show the Prosecco Express. Like what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Up your game. It's not like you shot, yeah, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't called the Sober Society.

21:54Yes, exactly. They had hints. Yeah, this wasn't the knitting club. This was a proper night out. and then yeah work got back to me I was sitting in the green room I remember exactly where I was when I heard the news oh and they're like it's the most alcohol I ever sell because he's told me how much the bar made and I was like what? you didn't get a percentage of the bar I was like I need to bring out an alcohol

22:16Alan Carr:why don't you bring out one? I'd love to do you know what I but you can't call it penophile because no one is going to stop that I'm just saying I mean I'm no Alan Sugar but no one's going to can I have a penophile please? let's keep things positive of Alan, please. You don't know. We could get away with it. I have an idea. I wanted to call it. I wanted to bring out a red wine, a white wine and a pink wine. That's it. That's just all it is. No one cares about the grapes. It doesn't matter. That's just the colours of them. It's called Bitch Diesel and it has collagen in it. Bitch Diesel with collagen?

22:45Yeah. Oh. Bitch with collagen. Don't talk to me about the legs on it or anything like that. I don't give a shit. It's a pink, it's a red, it's a white. So you get younger

22:54Alan Carr:as you drink this wine. But it's got collagen in it. Fuck me, You'd be like a baby at the end of it. You'd be like Benjamin Butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go back to a cot at the end of the night. But not butter. You get wheeled out in a bram by your boyfriend at the end of the night. You've just literally completely gone back to your childhood. That's such a good idea. It's a good idea, isn't it? You're now on the biggest show on telly that's coming out later this year, isn't it? Yeah, and I know I've been in the same position because we're talking about traitors. Did you say traitors, Alan? I know.

23:27Alan Carr:I am good. I think I, did I do all right? I think I did all right. No, but you are now, you know now, until that show comes out, everyone's going, what happened on dry? What happened? You can't say anything. The BBC will kill you. Oh, yeah, no, no. You're like that in a... My mother... People don't understand. You'll see a red dot on my head. They're just like, I saw it. Lord, you're with government with a sniper. Test card. Yeah. In her tartan. You can't, honestly. Listen, I am a massive Traitors fan, so I don't want to know any of the words. He said to me, he was probably the only one that said, don't tell me anything about it.

24:02Alan Carr:He said, because I want to watch it as we go along. But did you win? I won, yes. No, you were a traitor. Who did you kill? Yeah, I was a traitor and I won. Yeah, just play it really fast. They can't really hear anything. Well, he did this. He ended up, actually, that's a good tactic for you to have. If people do ask you, tell people different things each time. That's what he started doing to me. because I said, when you get evicted, or no, murder, I said, when I got murdered, they put you in a really fancy hotel away from, and I was like, ha, ha. And I was like, like taking candy from a baby. He said to me, he said, oh God, we were just recruiting, recruiting, recruiting all the time.

24:45It got to episode seven of nine. I'm like, that's been a single recruitment.

24:50Alan Carr:I'm like, it threw me. But then people think you live at the castle. So you don't, do you? Now sadly, Alan, you don't. What's the castle like to live in? I'm not there. Can I just say something? Your shop shipped in and shipped straight back out. I ended up, I remember coming in one of the rooms, we were chatting, we were having a real deep and meaningful and one of the, they had to cut the filming and they came in, they're like, Joanne, you can't vape in the castle. I was just in there like really indebted into this conversation, or bed into this conversation, like pulling on this vape because you do feel very relaxed in the castle after a while.

25:21You forget the cameras are there. Totally. And like, I always thought that was horse shit when I'd watched Big Brother before. Yeah, yeah. Kinga's shoving a bottle up herself. I was like, as if we could forget. She knew the cameras were there. As if we could forget the cameras were there. But you do.

25:34Alan Carr:Oh, yeah. Yeah. You do, actually. Jonathan Ross said the thing, he loved the experience and he did. There were so many laughs, he said, but he struggled with the lying. Yes. And not trusting and coming down for breakfast. Yeah. But I didn't realise I was laughing every time someone died. But I watched it back. But you laugh all the time. Yeah, yeah. Just giggles and you see. That's like Last One Laughing. Fuck me, that was torture. I haven't watched it. Did you win? What do you think? No. He was out first. But I think that's why, that's what you do. You laugh so much. It's almost like a tick. Yeah, it is a tick.

26:07Alan Carr:It's almost punctuation, isn't it? It's like your exclamation point is like you laugh. Do you know what happened to Last One Laughing? And I maybe shouldn't say this, but they went, that noise went... I went... And they went, We'll let you have that one, Alan. Let's start again. Oh my God. So even the noise. It's like when you play a board game with a child and then they get angry that they didn't win the first round and you go, that was a practice. That was a practice for Alan. Alan, in what world could you ever do last one laughing? All you do is laugh. I know. It was hell for me. It was hell.

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27:57Right then, it is time for a special segment. We like to call the summer wine-up. Summer wine-up. Summer wine-up.

28:06Alan Carr:Summer wine-up. Summer wine-up. Wine-up. Brought to you by Tesco. All over summer, we're listening to your wine dilemmas and working with the wine experts at Tesco to help your summer go swimmingly. Lee, what is the dilemma? I will tell you. So we've got, I'm going to my first Wimbledon. Oh. Well, don't get too excited. To my horror, I've discovered that they've got a one bottle of wine or champers per person policy. No way. If I'm only bringing one bottle, I want to enjoy it. So what's a solid bottle of Plonk to enjoy while watching the tennis from Murray Mount? Now I will say. Oh, Murray Mount.

28:48Alan Carr:I thought she was going into actual Wimbledon with bottles of wine. Yeah, no, no. She's only sitting on a hill with a bottle. Yeah, yeah. Which we love to do. Which is okay. We do it often, don't we? Well, I thought at first her name was Murray Mount. This has been sent in from Murray Mount. No, so we've got three. Now, I will say Wimbledon, I'm going to say this is Wimbledon season. And also, Wimbledon, I think, can seem quite elitist, as I was saying to the men at polo the other day. Where you won the Groguet Show Championships. So, yeah, I know what you mean, but it's, you know, it's Wimbledon season, aka it's, for me, Wimbledon suggests barbecues, summer weather, friends round the garden, things like that, all right?

29:39So it doesn't necessarily have to be for Wimbledon.

29:41Alan Carr:And you can watch it on the telly and sit in your garden or your yard or something. have some strawberries and cream and a nice glass of wine. Yeah, so we've got three here. That's what people do, isn't it? I've lost touch. You've heard. So we've got an Asheri Gavi de Gavi. I am so into a Gavi de Gavi. I know, I'm going to love this already because I do drink Gavi de Gavi. Yeah, it's lovely. So let's have a taste. So we're going to try and find the best bottle. And bear in mind, the challenge is to get, you know, if you're smuggling in just one bottle, you want it to be a good one. How is she smuggling it in?

30:14Alan Carr:um i don't i don't know that could affect the the flavor the intensity yeah yeah yeah disguise it in a murray mound so now how's she smuggling it in i'm assuming in a carrier well no i don't actually think she is smuggling it in because you're allowed one bottle per person okay so it's choosing the best one isn't it yes that is lovely it's light it's refreshing and i'm getting pear i always say it every time i am getting better do you do you do you eat pears a lot i don't know why i say it but it does it's giving me bare yeah it's it's light it's not too acidic either and what did he say about what did he say the line expert yeah well look at that color that's a lovely color that really nice goes down easily perfect yeah and i think if you're sitting on that hill there's going to be a lot of competition because wimbledon's a bit rah-rah in it yeah so you don't you want to be with yeah you want to yeah you don't want to whip out a like little bottle of prosecco or anything like that you want to go you're going to be judged i bought a gabby de gabby and you're going to be judged yeah prepared to be judged so i think that's great and retailing currently at 13.75.

31:31Really? That's cheap. Perfect, perfect. All right. Well, let's reserve judgment. All right, let's move on to the Louis Jadot Beaujolais. Okay. Now, this is a Beaujolais. Nice red. Now, you know, a lot of people, because Wimbledon... You've got the shakes. I know, it's because when it's heavy, I always get worried of... Thank you for pointing that out to everyone concerned. What a bloody hell. so red might be a bit of a rogue choice but we've thrown it in there

32:03Alan Carr:especially if you're wearing tennis whites oh yes I'm not getting pear no what are you getting see a lot of people as well would say for a red in the summer because you know women again connotes summer doesn't it a lot of people would say oh I'd avoid a red but this one but this podcast has taught me do not judge a red by its summer. That's beautiful. Don't judge a red by its summer. And if tests go, I think I'd ditch every little helps. Don't judge a red by its summer. It's light, it's nice, and it could be nice in the day. And this is summery. It's giving me berries. Yeah, and also, imagine sat there on Murray Mound or in the garden.

32:50Lucky Murray. Or in the garden or wherever you are. Yeah, in a park. I would look around people and I'd think, these people, they're not drinking red like I am.

33:01Alan Carr:And can I say, and this might be a bit of a pun, but I'm going to go, love all. Nice. That's catenis, isn't it? Yeah. Love all. Yes. Better than juice. Is that a good one? It's better than juice. Juice. That's another, isn't it? That is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's£12.75 that retails at. Oh, nice. That's good. And it's so fresh. Really nice. That is actually delicious. Okay, I'm going to move on to one now, which I think... But we've got to remember, we on this podcast, we're trying to go against the grain. Yes, we are. We're trying to go against our instinct. But it is difficult when you've got a lovely bottle of Cote de Provence.

33:46Oh. It is one of our favourites, isn't it? We love rosé, don't we? We absolutely do.

33:51Alan Carr:Strawberries. I'm getting strawberries. I go nice strawberries and cream. Yeah. Heat waves. You know, this is what we're dealing with. And a Cote de Provence. Can you get any better? Let's have a taste of this. Oh. Oh, my God. That is so smooth. It's just summer in a glass, isn't it? I know. And I know we're meant to, like, you know, expand our mind when it comes to wine. but we always have this, don't we? Yeah. To me, like you said, it's summer in a glass, so yeah. Well, what I would say is if you are one, all three of them are top-notch, I would say. What I will say is the Provence, if you're like us, stick to what you, you're only taking one bottle.

34:35Yes. So you can't take a risk. And if you love a bit of rosé and you love the Provence, then go for that.

34:41Alan Carr:Yeah, that's a good point. If you're smuggling in a bottle, You want it to be a good bottle. Exactly. Now is not the time to experiment. No, exactly. Or go against the grain. However, if you like a white, you cannot go wrong with this Gavi de Gavi. I do love a red, but I think in this summer weather, nice barbecue, it's rosé or white weather, isn't it? I know, so that is strawberry. And you're getting your strawberries from your strawberries and cream. Exactly. It pairs perfectly. The good thing about Tesco is they have their wine experts, so they do this all for you. I mean, we are, of course, the ultimate experts.

35:15Of course. They have their own experts that do it all for you. So they pick, so you're never really going to go wrong with that. And at those prices as well, it's absolutely perfect.

35:23Alan Carr:Well, there you go. We've sorted Wimbledon for you. Don't forget the strawberries and cream. And what they say, love, love, love. If you want to go for your traditional summer drink, I'd go for the Cote de Provence, Tesco Finest there. If you fancy a bit of a white, you've got the Gavi de Gavi from a sherry. Or being a rebel, go for red. Exactly. go for the Beaujolais. It's light and fruity. Head to tesco.com to pick up these bottles or any of your local Tesco's to explore the full range. Drink Aware 18 Plus. Products are available in the majority of larger stores and online UK only. Prices are correct at time of recording and as ever, please do drink responsibly.

36:05Bottoms up.

36:10Alan Carr:Joanne is so random yet. On Instagram, I am known for going down some real dodgy things. So there's this thing called Crime Scene USA and it's people, crime scenes. You can't see the bodies but just blood splattered up. And I went, oh, this is a bit of me. Like Joanne McNally. So I go, yeah, you like that? He went, yeah, I love it. You two are very similar. We keep coming across each other in like the darkest parts of the internet. Like, oh, my God. Do you bump into each other in the dark web? Yeah, I'll end up. Yeah, do you have us on the dark web button? hand grenade. Hello, hon. How are you?

36:44Alan Carr:And then I sent you that one with a man who calls people who come out the jail. Got anything to say? I'm like, fuck off. I'm innocent, mate. Liked by Joanne McNally.

36:58I know. Sometimes I don't even remember I've liked them. Someone will send a screen grab and be like, what the fuck? You have a few glasses at home and then go in. Oh, God, yeah. Because I was telling him,

37:08Alan Carr:I don't read the captions and I won't say, but there was a show that I did where one of the contestants slagged off the whole process and me and I liked it and then the producer went Alan can you unlike that please I said what? Because she's standing there like this smiling I thought it was like love the show love Alan Alan's a piece of shit That is so funny And also looks vaguely passive aggressive like But you can also like stuff by accident I've done that I've really shared stuff by accident Yeah, yeah Like really weird stuff that like I don't know that reshare spinny thing is very easily hit Yeah they need to make that more prominent because you could sneeze and the next thing you know you've propaganda Totally Yeah You could share some lad getting decapitated or whatever you're like I didn't know Lol Lol Lol Yeah Hope you're okay hon reshare Can we I think while we while we have you here and while we're still allowed to be here No smoke without fire Sorry I think we should talk about wine.

38:12It is a wine. Yes. And I want to know your likes and your, you know, interests when it comes to wine. Now, you've already said... Well done for refocusing. Thank you. I like... I try. I try. I try and take us out the dark web and into life. No, but like, you said you like... I have the dark... Sorry, I have the dark web on my laptop. No, you can't. Yeah, no, I can. Yeah, because it's there. Yeah. Oh, my... So I was basically... What's the worst thing you've bought?

38:38Alan Carr:A gun? Nothing. Yes. Just so I don't sound like an absolute lunatic who's genuinely online trying to buy hand grenades. Like, I can't even sort out my own ring doorbell. There was no way I'd be able to access the dark web on my own. Imagine you pressing it. Someone coming around to yours. Yeah, just detonate it off. It's like, I bought on the dark web. I was saying that I did a podcast about, like, it was called something about Furbies. And it's about, it was about, like, the Chinese. Anyway, there was a security guy who works in digital security for like Homeland Security or something like that.

39:11And he came over to mine and put the dark web on the internet. It was for a documentary. So let's talk about wine. Yes. Because you said that you like the cheap stuff, but do you ever treat yourself to like a nice... Yeah. No, I don't. No. Okay. But I'll tell you what I was going to say is I really value my cheap palette because when the apocalypse comes and it's coming according to the dark web oh yeah when we're all in bunkers

39:42Alan Carr:my slave is shitting himself are you going to take him into the bunker with you or are you going to just fuck him off prepare the bunker

39:53Alexa prepare the bunker please any music soft lighting we're going to be here for a while

40:03so I don't like I'm very happy even like Very cheap food. I love it. I love a petrol station sandwich. I love a cheap glass of white wine. I love it. And actually, the more expensive the drink gets, the less I like it. And a promoter gave me a bottle of... I better not say the name. You can. He goes, Bollinger.

40:26Alan Carr:Nice. You didn't like it. Tastes like pedigree chum. Okay. I said I'd rather eat cat food. Awful stuff. No? So you'd pair it with Sheba. And I don't think I'm risking any future collaboration here. No, no, I don't think you were on their vision board.

40:45I think you're okay with me. She's a no. And if you were that dark web conversation, maybe. I'm waiting for the call from Buzzball. That's who I'm waiting for. Oh, I had a sip of Buzzball for the first time recently. Everyone's banging on about Buzzballs. Love Buzzball. And I thought, oh, no, have a sip. Actually, they're not too bad, are they? They're lime. The lime one I had. What is a buzz ball? It's like a... What? It's a ball. And it's a cocktail. Journey juice. It's basically like journey juice. Oh, journey, journey. No, but there's a brand called Buzzball. We'll have to bring them in as a welcome drink and everyone's loving them.

41:24And I went into this off-license the other day and my friend was like, I want a buzz ball. I said, I'll get you a buzz ball. Yeah. Seven pound for a buzz ball. Can you believe it? Less than a slave. You can't put a price in a buzz ball. No, I know. So I got him it. and it was like, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I mean, I don't know where, I don't know where you've got your taste. I love buzz balls. I would serve them at my wedding. If I got married, I'd be going around serving buzz balls.

41:46Alan Carr:What's the nearest taste I would know for a buzz ball? Like a margaritory type? Sugared petrol. Sugared petrol. I would say. You know that. Yeah. They go great with the vape. Do you know what I mean? Oh, lovely. Yeah. Let's talk about your podcast, actually. I sometimes feel like Ghosts of Distill kind of new. which is stupid because it's not. But to me, because it doesn't really feel like work. So then it's just, the years kind of tick on quite quickly. And then you're like, oh my God, we've got to be three, five years under our belt. Yeah, yeah. But I think we benefited massively from, we started it when people were still kind of half locked down.

42:25Yes. So, I mean, that was a benefit. It was like getting a head start, really, because the people were trapped. you just had a hostage situation where people had to listen to stuff and we took full advantage of that also Vogue has such a big profile that I very much came in like she had a huge following and I kind of like what do you call it when the baseball you kind of side what do you call it when they kind of side side step side side they kind of slip slip slip through the back door side you know when they go kind of when they meet the bait Cha-cha slide Yes I cha-cha'd in That classic saying And So I got really lucky there Because That's a great technique to do Isn't it?

43:15You should think about that Lee You should get You should hook up with a really big star I'm riding his cloak tails Yeah You should You should But it's all like You know It's all No but it obviously works with you Did you know each other before? Yeah Your one works

43:30Alan Carr:Yeah You're equal yeah exactly see where this goes yeah you don't jive at each other and make comments no not at all it's really great no me and Vogue have never I'll tell you and like I one of my favourite things about Vogue she is honestly like kind of like family at this point but we would like disagree about stuff and the great thing is we're so different in that regard whereas like we argue quite differently and I think the key to having a good relationship with anyone, whether it be work, platonic, romantic, whatever, is learning how to disagree with them without it like spiralling off into madness.

44:14We can shout at each other and be like, oh, shut up. Yeah, exactly. And then it's done. And I think it's not about how you argue, it's how you kind of make up, basically. And we've definitely figured that out over the years. So now if there's any issues or anything, we just, you know, we just kind of have it out and say it and we fix it and we move on we have a business together now and a friendship so I'm going to pour a glass of wine it is a wine podcast the Negroni was lovely wasn't it a show of a rose and I had an orange do you like a rose because is is Pinot Grigio your favourite yeah but I'm told that that's very basic because are you are you like a little wine wine head well I love a wine sorry Sommelier no no no this podcast I'm trying to learn more but I'm not like I'm not there yet I'm trying to pick things up.

45:00I'd say you'd be, I could get you on the bitch diesel, I'd say, pretty quickly. Well, I have had a wine, not to, it's quite close, called Pink Diesel. There's a wine called Pink Diesel. I have had that. They sell that on Portobello Road and I had that one. Okay, that's okay. So just be aware of that. That's okay. That's okay. That's marketed for ladies though,

45:19Alan Carr:isn't it? Pink Diesel, is it? Yeah. I'm marketing for ladies. Well, the feral ones. Yeah, bitch diesel. Yeah, bitch diesel. Drinking your age backwards. So who ideally would you like in the advert for Bitch Diesel? Joanna Lumley, something like that. That would be great, wouldn't it? Let's talk about another show that you're in, TLC, which is like, TLC is banging at the minute. It's back, isn't it? Throwing out shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Including Unacceptable. Yes. Talk to us about that. It's a new panel show. With Ed Gamble, right? Ed Gamble's the host. I am a team captain. Richard Iowadi's the other team captain.

45:52Great. and it's on TLC. Well, that has sold it. That's the exclusive. Wow, my God. What's the premise? We have panelists every week and so we've, you know, teams of people who, what is wrong with me? Is it the 6am Negroni? I'm literally, it's like I'm falling into a dredge of space. We've never, you haven't finished a sentence. Also, can I just say, I hate to throw you under the bus, Joanne, but it's not 6am. is like 4pm in the afternoon. Yeah, don't make out. We've dragged you here in the morning. I was trying to make out like it was a really inappropriate time. Yeah, yeah. Don't throw us under the bus.

46:32So basically, and it's like you talk about, it's comedians arguing unacceptable opinions. Right. So I think I was forced to argue women aren't funny. Harriet Kemsley was forced to argue that single mums are lazy. Oh, so it's like debating. Yes, exactly. Nice. Nice. Catherine Ryan argued, although I think in fairness we all kind of agreed, that men shall get vasectomies at birth. It's like... And then get un-vasectomized when they hit whatever, a certain stage in their lives. That's good. And she's very, very persuasive. Oh, I bet she is. Well, I'm incredibly suggestible. So like anyone could say anything to me.

47:11Like Ramesh Ranganathan was arguing we should pay the royal family more. And I was like, absolutely. Because he was just really good at it. Yeah. but yeah so it's good crack I think as well it's a little bit of a response to you know there's a general vibe well you can't say anything anymore but like it's all in good it's very clear no one means a single word of anything they're saying now they could chop it up and they could ruin your career in a second hello yeah hello yeah some of the stuff and they won't they won't it's a it's a giant tongue in cheek I would say yeah but like I never I've barely done a panel show before let alone being a team captain but do you feel like this because I feel like this on the circuit and you know I'm going to call it being out on the ground doing gigs and we did that gig together even at Farmhouse and you were so good but like do you feel like this because loads of people will say to you and I bet you get this in interviews oh do you agree like people say oh you can't say anything anymore and I think you can't as much on TV and in interviews and when they remove context.

48:19But every time I do a comedy club, a Friday or Saturday night where I'm hosting or whatever, and I see comedians go out and I just see a room full of people just pissing themselves laughing at quite inappropriate stuff still. And I think you can still do it. But I think in TV world and lack of context and clickbait, that's where you can't. And I think the majority of people, do you feel like this is a comic? Like, you know, I've seen your show and it's amazing. And there's some, you know, I'd say near the knuckle type jokes not offensive or anything like that but you think like oh maybe on something like BBC or whatever they go oh you can't say that and I think they're the ones that need to change it's not the public the public love it well yeah I think you just have to like there's consequences so it's like how hardcore are you?

49:05how much do you want to tell that joke? are you willing to deal with like the backlash? but I do think channels are like you know they kind of culture and society has moved on a lot of the stuff I don't want to hear people say because I don't like it anymore there's that thing it's like you can say what you want but like if you do say it I'll think you're a dick do you know what I mean well I think isn't that the difference of punching down and punching up you can still say things and there's a way of doing it I think so and I like poking the bear but I don't to capitate the bear no no you're not like yeah no

49:34Alan Carr:you don't like fucking the bear I don't want to fuck the bear or get fucked by the bear no no one wants that which is 25 pounds on the dark web

49:46Joanne we cannot wait to see you in Celebrity Traitors that is very exciting comes out like September October time doesn't it I think so yeah Unacceptable on TLC is that showing now? I'd love to have you both on Unacceptable you know yes I'm asking you now you have to do it you can see it in his eyes he's like of course so come on and I know you all enough Alan to know his eyes are like I don't fuck him out good luck with the rest of the paenophile shows

50:11Alan Carr:North America you're going you've got another one at Hammersmith Apollo still everywhere and I've got friends in Norway so I'll let them know you'll have someone oh thank God even four or five people in Norway would be great 16th of December I have another Apollo which is still there's still tickets floating around for that can I just say as a call out to any of our listeners or viewers how long I don't know how long this has taken two hours and just look back at how long the episode actually is and work out how much we've had to cut there should have been a bit more structure there I blame you Alan I blame you you were with Malaysian Airways and then dark web Joan McNally everyone if you've enjoyed this episode of Bottoms Up don't forget to follow us on socials at Bottoms Up Show or you can follow us on Spotify YouTube Apple wherever you get your podcasts absolutely do not fall behind and as ever we want to hear your queries your questions and your dilemmas.

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