Adam Devine: BDE & Pitch Perfect (FBF)

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2:13I have to tell you, I was a huge Maroon 5 fan and I'm glad that you agreed to sit down with me today and discuss the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage. How many times did you cheat with women that you met on Instagram? Zero times. It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine. Thank fucking God. Thank fucking God.

2:42What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper. With Call Her Daddy. Are you taller than me? What's going on? No, no, no. Your legs are longer than mine. This is the thing on Instagram. Everyone thinks that I'm like six feet. And then they meet me in person and they're like, why are you so short? And I'm like, first of all, fuck off. Yeah, I mean, you're appropriately sized. Thank you. You're a great size. But I'm like, why? That's the first thing people say to me. But then look at where your foot is dangling right now. I have long legs. Yeah, and see, look at my little. No, you're taller than me, but my legs are long.

3:25Yes, true. That's fair to say, right? I've got a weird shaped, like my torso is the exact same length as my legs. And you do this. Oh, my God. Like that's not even like flexibility. That's just. Wait. Yeah, but see how that was kind of. Welcome to Call Her Daddy. Yeah, that was. Wait, that's great. that's a good trick I'm gonna start asking people also you did that very yeah it's like two it's do you do that often it's on my whole career is based on me doing that they're like you're a physical comedian I'm like no my body is shaped weird it's funny you look at me and you laugh because you're like that's off what's going on it's like a human cartoon I think you look great today thank you I wore my fancy jacket it looks really nice I asked my wife I'm like I'm like should I like like dress nice and she's uh she's like no you could be casual and then I like wore what I was wearing and she was like maybe no wear something else I was in sweat put a jacket on no I think you look great I love your watch the whole thing's going great thanks thanks okay so we're gonna we're gonna get into it okay okay here we go I'm gonna just do this little intro that the world needs okay Adam welcome to call her daddy okay oh i thought we were doing the adam levine bit no but i thought for a second you're gonna say thank you i don't know why and that that little like was like so creepy with the straw okay i'm gonna start over here we go adam welcome to call her daddy thank you i just have to tell you that i was a huge maroon 5 fan and i'm really glad that you decided to sit down with me today and talk about the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage.

5:13How many times did you cheat on your wife with women that you met on Instagram? Zero times. It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine. Thank fucking God. Thank fucking God. Adam, welcome to call her daddy. Thank you. One fucking letter. One letter. It's so close. I actually, I met Adam Levine once at a party. And yeah, I'm cool like that. And it was a whole Halloween party. I was dressed as a wizard. So it wasn't me being cool at all. I'm like a wizard with like a wizard staff of like beer cans taped together, you know. Love that. And I go up to him. I was all excited and was like, Adam Levine. I'm Adam Devine.

5:58He's like, yeah, no, I know. And I'm like, I get Adam Levine all the time on Twitter where people are like, at me, Adam Devine, but then say, is so hot, shirtless, singing. Like, I just went to his concert. And I'm like, it happens to me all the time. I'm sure you get me sometimes, too, on Twitter, right? And he goes, literally never. Literally never. I'm like, okay, never, not even one time? And he's like, mm-mm. So he is a fucking dick. Um, no, I love that sort of habit like, but also invite me back to the Halloween party. Right. You're like, I will come back as a wizard. Um, do you think actually people thought that it was you in that situation?

6:40People did like, it wasn't, that's, I like post it. I would never, I, I'm not big into like inserting myself into someone else's drama. I'm like, this guy is already going through it. Yeah. And so I was like steering clear. and then like news organizations I forget what it was it was like the Baltimore like their local news their headline was Adam Devine cheats on pregnant wife and said Adam Devine and then I was getting so many people that were just DMing me being how fucking dare you and then you look at their page and I'm like this person does not follow me they have no they are not workaholic fans they have not seen my movies like they truly were a Maroon 5 fan and now hate me on accident, like somehow clicked the wrong thing.

7:26And so I was getting legitimately hundreds of DMs. And did your wife at all be like, give me your fucking phone. Just let me check. Let me just check this out. The name is too close. Like it could be you too. Dude, that's so fucking crazy because I remember when you posted the Instagram and the caption and it was just brilliant of you to just be like, hey, just so you know, like we're good over here. My wife and I are happy. I'm not cheating. yeah I guess I am a comedic genius yeah you're pretty good you're not bad I probably shouldn't have given you a straw yeah but too much too much work I'm doing over there

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10:07I am really happy that you're here. I think that you are extremely funny. I think you're very unique in Hollywood. Your humor is amazing. And I'm very happy you're here and not Adam Levine. Thanks, Alex. You grew up in Nebraska. I did. I've never been to Nebraska. Most people have it. Okay, what is a stereotype that people in Nebraska have that you think you defy? I feel like Nebraska is like, it's such like a flyover state. Like, I feel like if you're not from there, you just haven't been there. So there's like no stereotypes. People are just like, Nebraska. Huh. Wow. I've never, really. Huh.

10:49So there's no stereotypes. So I feel like when they meet me, they're like, that's what you look like. Yeah. Well, I mean, I feel like I look like I'm from Nebraska. I'm like, you're like, yeah, this guy eats steak. He eats corn a lot. You could tell he isn't off the carbs. He's full carbo loading with baked potatoes on the rag. Right. Like a white guy from Nebraska. Yeah, they're like, he puts real butter on his potatoes. You know what? That's a really great way to explain it because I wasn't, I'm, I think I, as I was thinking about this question, that's exactly what I was wanting you to tell me something that I didn't know about Nebraska.

11:29Cause I'm like, I don't know much. Yeah. We're just a, we're a sturdy people heart, you know, salt of the earth. I think they say, okay. Yeah. I don't know what that phrase means, but I love it though. We're going to go with it. Do you think that there's like an accent happening there that we don't know about like a Nebraska accent? uh no people in nebraska think that our accent is like flat but when i moved to california for the first time i was on some like head shop on hollywood boulevard being like you can just buy pipes what this is crazy and uh and the guy behind the counter was like where are you from so i think i must have had an accent i don't think i have much of one anymore what do you think I can hear like a tiny twang but what I I am from a little twang like a little like it's not southern it's not yeah it's something it's unique yeah a little little salt and pepper exactly the salt and pepper meat and potatoes vibe that's right I'm from Philadelphia outside of it though and I'm just so happy that I don't have the Philly accent do you know the Philly accent It's atrocious.

12:38Yeah. So I'm glad you don't have it. No, I don't know. I don't know if I could do a Philly accent, but I will say that Philly, I've had a great, I've done awesome shows there and I've had a great times there, but it was one of the few places, Boston's kind of like this too, where people just like want to fight you. Like it was like right when Workaholics just came out. So we were like newly famous or whatever. and we like went there on some sort of tour and uh this guy we're like gino's or pats cheese steaks like what we're gonna try both and we're eating there and some guy was like fuck you you think you're cool huh oh fucking mr hollywood and i'm like i'm gonna have to fight a man you're like i just wanted a cheese yeah i'm like and i'm not like a confrontational guy so i'm like i gotta put up my dukes i'm like do i call them dukes i don't know i'm gonna get my ass kicked by this guy you're so accurate number one let me just proclaim this so that no one in philly hates me now and comes for me i've had a great time there love aggressive aggressive people the fans are so aggressive my i grew up my dad worked for the philadelphia flyers oh cool and so i would always go to these hockey games and after every game or in the middle of the games i would always be asking my parents like why is everyone so angry like we're even winning like why are we angry now they're losing all the time and it's like now they're really angry but it's such an aggressive mentality and it's a little scary but what's scarier is yes the accent like do you know what we call water like water water water with a d i'm going home to drink some water you're going home to drink some going home to drink some water go eagles yeah i think i in in Omaha we don't say water we say water it's not we say we do say uh like mom oh like mom dad mom so it's like a mouth opening yeah it's like a like vowels just like fall out of your mouth like okay but at least you're enunciating you know what I mean like that's a little bit better so Philly love you all shout out but if you say water it's fucking water yeah one thing I love about you is that you do seem like you are entirely like open about just putting yourself out there like you don't give a shit what people think so can you give us some advice for someone that's listening that's like introverted shy a little insecure like how do you get to a place where you're like I don't give a fuck what people think about me I'm just gonna do what I do I you I tell, uh, I'm always given advice.

15:16Uh, no. Um, but I, I feel like it just, nothing matters. Oh, it just doesn't matter. Like it doesn't, I would say 99.5 % of the time. It just doesn't matter. Like what that person thinks of you. They're not thinking about what you just said. like they will you my wife does this all the time where she'll say something and then like I she's like tossing and turning and she can't sleep and I'm like what's going on over there I'm like are you okay are you having like night convulsions and she's like no I said this thing that I shouldn't have said and then I'm like what and then she'll tell me and I'm like oh they don't they're not thinking about that even a little bit like they no one thinks about anyone else we're only thinking about ourselves all the time so fucking true yeah listen I love men I love women I love everyone but women do have a tendency a little bit more to like overanalyze which I think can be a superpower at times they're smarter yeah we're smarter we're more tuned in we should run the world however it can be a deficit when we're up at night my boyfriend does the same thing he's like your legs are now like twitching like just tell me what happened I don't know what to do with my legs you're literally like um no is this a comfortable speaking of can i tell you something my wife is gonna watch this podcast and be tossing and turning and be like and i'm like what's wrong she's like your legs what were you saying with those legs what my legs let me just clarify so you feel better this chair these chairs are 87 inches deep they're there's a full-on grown man laying down level deep.

17:03They have caused such issues. And this is the issue. I think that all the fans watching fucking love them. I always get, where'd you get the chairs? Where'd you get the chairs? I want the chairs. When you're in person, when you're in person, you can't imagine a woman in a skirt and heels. Oh, yeah. That's the moment where I say, I'm sorry. Yes. You're going to figure it out. You got your pants on. Yeah, I am wearing pants. This is good. I've been a nude in a film before, so I'm perfectly okay. I just want you to know if you squirm around, no one's judging you because this is, this is, we're moving chairs.

17:38We're moving houses actually, but we're also leaving these chairs behind. All right, I'll take them. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay, great. Let's talk about workaholics. Okay. To anyone that hasn't watched it, You Live Under a Rock, it's about three dudes in their twenties that live together and work together. That's right. How did you meet your co-stars and who came up with the premise of the show? Well, I met Blake and Kyle who played Carl, our drug dealer on the show, who ended up directing most of our episodes. We met in improv class at Community College at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California.

18:14That's dope. Yeah. And it was like day one of improv class. And at the time, Blake, he has this like long, cool dude hair. and he had this like tiny little fro and in high school they called him afro fetus because he was so skinny with this tiny little afro and uh he really has blossomed as he's gotten older because he's like considered like hot boy now uh but he was homely as fuck back then i'm looking at you blake and uh and i just thought he was so funny so afterwards it was weird because it was like i is sort of like hitting on my friend, you know, where like, I remember like my other buddy was like, what's going on over there?

18:57Cause I came up to him with a little nervous. I was like, Hey, what's up? If you'd be down for it, it'd be cool if perhaps me and you could get together and write some comedy bits together. And Blake's like, yeah, I think that'd be cool, man. You know, and and then I moved up to California up to L.A. from Orange County about a year later and met Anders at the Second City, which is a improv school. I can imagine being in an improv class. There's some characters in there. Like, did you do you think you thrived in improv class or did you keep to yourself a little bit there? I kept to myself a little bit.

19:36I mean, like, because I would say they're like improv classes are weird. Have you ever taken one? I kind of did in college, but that wasn't even a fucking thing. Yeah. So like I took a lot, especially when I was like 18, 19. And there's always like a businessman who's just like the funny guy in the office. And then there's like 12 true lunatics who are just like the psychotic aunt who's just like, they say I'm funny. And you're like, oh, my God, lady. and then there's uh like maybe two normal people who you'll end up seeing later on in life like i know like uh like eric andre was in an improv class of mine back in the day and then all the workaholics guys and jillian bell who was on workaholics i knew from improv classes and stuff so you can find little diamonds in the rough yeah there's on the periphery you're like i want to stay away from that person that person's insane yeah there's always like a few people that you can tell aren't lunatics who are actually trying to figure out how to make this into a profession so you come up with the show and it's fucking hilarious is there ever a point I'm thinking of like you guys then are friends and you're filming as friends was there ever a point in like a joke or a scare or something happening where you guys took it too far and like you couldn't air it no there was never like we couldn't air it comedy central especially back then was like really uh really cool and open and and down i feel like we might not be able to get away with everything because things are a little touchier now like we did one bit where carl the drug dealer um was sick of his penis and he wanted to remove it because it gets him in all the trouble in his life and they were really worried about us being like transphobic or something and we're like well it's not about that he just doesn't want to have his penis and that was like a real battle that we had for a while but we ended up winning and the show was very funny we did another episode where um we go to our neighbor's house and they're having a pride party and we think it's pride fighting like ufc like pride fighting uh but they're a group of gay men having a pride party and we go there and then we get blackout drunk and we pass out and we wake up in their bed and I wake up and I think I have jizz on my face.

22:09And I'm like, oh, my God, I think we fucked each other. And then the two gay guys are like, you guys were really, you guys were going at each other. You guys were fucking each other a lot last night. And so we go through that entire episode and we're like a reeling with this. And then at the end of the day, we're like, I'm glad if I were to fuck a man, it was you. And we're together. And we're like, and we're together. And then we go back to him and we're like wearing rainbow shirts now. And we're like, we're out and we're proud. We fuck each other now. And the guy's like, oh, we were kidding with you.

22:39It was toothpaste. We put on your face. And we're like, was it? I wonder why my jizz was minty fresh. And then we were like, that's pushing the envelope, you know? But we like were up for a GLAAD award. They like loved the episode.

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27:11It's a singing movie. And I'm like, and so I sing whatever pops into your head. And the first song, swear to God, that popped into my head was, whatever happened to predictability, the milkman, the paper boy, the evening TV, which is the full house theme song. And they're like, well, they loved it. And, and I left and my agent calls was like, what do you think? And I'm like, I don't know. I morphed into like an 80 year old jazz singer. Like, I don't think I'm going to get the, I'm not, because we have to sing like Rihanna and shit. I'm like, I didn't prove that I can sing. And then they're like, oh, well, I'll get them next time.

27:50And then I got it. The fact that in a moment of like kind of crisis, the first thing that popped to your fucking head was full house. Go. Yeah. It was just like, they're just like sings to whatever popped into your head. And I'm like.

28:06I will say though, that was like very accurate. it yeah I do a good I do a lot of yeah yeah yeah whoever that man is wow okay so that's also great that you thought it was a baseball movie I did yeah we're learning that I don't really read my emails yeah I sort of just yeah read the headline and go got it I think it goes to my sort of mantra of nothing matters and it's fine yeah everyone that's going to get a job don't prepare just like go wing it hey i've never prepared a day in my life and look where the fuck you are adam and i'm wearing a suede jacket you know what's fucking crazy though it's like did you it looks great yeah i think it's weird did you know that you were passionate about singing and acapella before pitch perfect i'm not i'm not passionate about singing or acapella i uh no i'm like i still don't consider myself a singer I'm just like good at it like I can just do it got it so like I don't you know some people like are are just like can just like they're just naturally a good dancer they like I can just sing which by the way was so funny I've always known I could sing I've had like choir teachers in high school be like you should join the swing choir and I'm like I want girls to like me I'm like no thank you and I called my dad when I booked Pitch Perfect and I'm like dad I booked this like studio movie Universal's making it and he's like oh my god yeah man nice so what is it and I go it's called Pitch Perfect he's like baseball movie cool and I'm like not a baseball movie it's a singing acapella movie and he goes but you can't sing worth shit and I go yeah I can sing I'm a good I'm a pretty good singer and he goes bullshit and I'm like all right well I'm gonna doing this movie and he goes I'd find a way to get out of that one I'm like I'm I'm doing it okay note to self never listen to dad and it's also very interesting that you knew that you were good at singing but you're not like you're not like singing around the house to your wife no okay but what would be your go-to karaoke song full house I don't like karaoke really really because i'm like what i do for work is perform so then when i'm not working i don't want to then go work okay that to me is what that is now and now sometimes like it'll be like 3 a.m and we're at someone's house and they bust out a karaoke machine i'll get up there and try to sing don't stop believing or some bullshit but like i'm not gonna just you're not gonna do it yeah but you are here to perform today i'm walter this is work okay great paying me and what what the fuck no there's more in there there is okay there's more in there just keep pouring okay so last month because i was gonna say this and you know what you can deny me but i'm just gonna say it anyways last month or two months ago we had john mayer on and he did kind of like a christmas song right giving us a little christmas cheer so i was wondering if you would be interested in auditioning for the call her daddy fourth of july song episode all right here we go okay silence quiet quiet on set proud to be an american because at least i know i'm free won't you want to stand Stand up next to you in red, white, and blue.

31:44Grilling burgers on the grill. A bush light for me and you. Which essentially is Americana. Americana! Yeah. I really love that. Monster trucks, golden retrievers, lifted trucks. A lot of trucks. A lot of trucks. Should have stopped earlier. That was fucking phenomenal. You got the job. I think I was the only one to audition for it.

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36:01medium dick energy a big dick too much that seems too much it's a little too much to handle it's a lot on the plate you have to schedule it you've got to think i feel like i'm working with my mde so that's what i'm really pushing i'm selling it i'm like a i'm like a telemarketer I think that's the title of this episode. Adam Devine. MDE. MDE. Yeah. I think it's great. Okay, what do you think about Roadhead? Not done enough in my life. It's not done enough. You would like that? I mean, no. The older I get, the more I'm like, it's, and then like, where are we cleaning up? Like, and then. It's more for the thrill of it.

36:45Yeah. As I've gotten older, it's less appealing, but every once in a great while. It could be a fun thrill. Spice it up. What's your take on Pete Davidson? I love Pete. I know Pete. Okay. I had him on Adam Devine's House Party, which was a stand-up show I did for Comedy Central. And we had him season one. He was 19. And I'm like, this kid must have a huge cock. Just something about him. he's wiry those long wiry guys sometimes got a big old wang uh and then that was kind of the whole topic of conversation on set like we're all staring at this young boy gauging the size of his johnson how do you feel about talking to your uber drivers it's a slippery slope i've had a uber driver who realized who i was and drove me to their house what because it was on the way to my house I'm not really knowing where we're going because I'm in a new city it was a house that I rented so I'm like kind of zoning out in the back and we pull up and her family comes out and I'm like where where are we I look up from my phone and she's just like you don't mind do you and I'm like uh you can't say yes because you're stuck there at their house now.

38:08So you're like, no. So then I get out of the car, a photo op. One of their neighbors comes over. I take photos with them and their family. And then I get back in the car and she takes me to my house now. And then when we pull up, she goes, hmm, so this is where you live. So it could really turn sideways on you. Were you terrified to sleep that night? it was weird because her husband was like he was giving like meth head energy he was like yeah man oh yeah and so i'm like that's a lot i don't know a little too much yeah i was like covering up my watch i'm like no she's like sure it's a nice house you're renting any valuables in there no no valuables here you're like i'm only here for actually a couple hours i'm moving locations I'm actually moving houses to a small studio apartment.

39:04Holy. That's a fucking weird one. Yeah. Okay. What do you think about the band Maroon 5? Fuck you, Adam Levine. But you have to at least admit that one song slaps of like, she will be loved. No, no. Keep going. No, no. You're good. This is good. I can't sing. She will be loved. It's a banger. Yeah. That one. Is that theirs? Yeah. Then yeah. I think. I mean, the guy's really talented. At many things. How do you feel about sex on the first date? It must. A must. You have to do it. Right. Yeah. It's like opening the door for someone. You're like, you have to see, like, are they polite? Are they good in bed?